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- Wa-cha!
Hiya!

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- And now
dreamworks' <i>kung fu panda:</i>

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<i>Legends of awesomeness.</i>

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[gong rings]

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- ¶ hear the legends
of the kung fu panda ¶

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[scatting]

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¶ raised in
a noodle shop ¶

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¶ never seeking
glory or fame ¶

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¶ he climbed
the mountaintop ¶

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¶ and earned
the dragon warrior name ¶

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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!

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¶ kung fu panda

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[scatting]

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¶ master shifu saw
the warrior blossom ¶

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¶ and master the skills

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¶ of bodacious and awesome

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¶ kung fu panda

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[scatting]

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¶ he lives and he trains
and he fights ¶

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¶ with the furious five

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¶ protect the valley
something something ¶

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¶ something
something alive ¶

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¶ kung fu panda

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¶ legends of awesomeness

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Sweet!

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[wistful music]

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¶

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[all grunting]

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- [exaggerated grunt]

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And...

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One.

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[breathes heavily]

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Ready, master shifu.

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All limbered up.

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- Good, panda,
because I've prepared

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Something special for you.

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- Is it pudding?
- It's not pudding.

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It's a little something
I like to call

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"the ordeal of 100 arrows."

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- [screams]

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- [sighs]

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- Oh, a little
teamwork action, huh?

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- I'm just going to demonstrate.

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And I work better...
- Oof!

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- Alone.

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[metal clinks]

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- That. Was. Awesome!

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- A true kung fu master
keeps his composure

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Even in the most dire
of circumstances.

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- Master shifu,
it's mei ling!

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- Mei ling?

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Lock the doors!

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Man the gates!

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Double the guard!

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- Mei ling? Oh no!

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[gong rings]
- full alert! Full alert!

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- Master shifu?

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- No, no talk to time.

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Danger!

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Mei peril! Ling!

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- It's mei ling!
It's mei ling!

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- Who's mei ling?

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- No idea.

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Come on!

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- [grunts]

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- Master shifu?
- Hurry!

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Battle stanctions!

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Combat ziptiks!

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Razza frapsit!

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Razza frapsit!

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- You heard him, guys!

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Razza frapsit!

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- [heavy knocking]

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- Mei ling's here.

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New plan: Hide!

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- Wow. He's terrified.

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- Me too.

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- Don't worry, monk.

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Just gotta banish fear

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From our brain parts.

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[deep breath]

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Banish, banish, banish, banish,
banish, banish.

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All right, mei ling.

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Let's see what you got.

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[battle cry]

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Wha?

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- Mistress mei ling.

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- Mm, razza frapsit.

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- Good to see you, zeng.

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Miss me?

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- Uh, maybe a little.

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[inhales deeply]

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Ahh.

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- Mm, let me guess.

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Shifu's students, right?

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- Yeah, sorry, miss ling,
uh, you just missed shifu.

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He's...Not here.

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- Oh, such a shame.

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I was hoping he'd be...
Hiding in that cabinet.

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- Gah!

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Stay back!

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Don't come any closer.

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- Why is shifu
so afraid of her?

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- Because I can do this.

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Yah!

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[kung fu grunting]

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- Whoa.

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She's pretty good.

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- Yah!

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[both grunting]

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- Shifu, you've really
kept up your strength.

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- Oh, I, uh--oof!

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- Men are so gullible.

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- She beat shifu.

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- [chuckles]
I always do.

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He never could bring himself
to fight his own girlfriend.

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- Girlfriend?
[faints]

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Girlfriend?

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- Ex-girlfriend.
And evil incarnate.

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- Mm, so dramatic.

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But yes, I suppose I was a bit
of a bad girl back in the day.

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Shifu was a young prodigy.

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I was a rogue kung fu master.

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It was love at first fight.

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We became quite the item,
but it couldn't last.

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[ding]

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[impacts]

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- [groans]

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- Shifu felt a higher calling.

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- [grunts]

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- But I used kung fu
as a way to make a living.

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When I refused to change
my ways, shifu dumped me.

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He cared more
about the honor of kung fu

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Than he cared about me.

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- That's not true.

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I cared about you very much,
it's just that--

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- Wait, I totally get it!

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Mei ling doesn't scare you
because she can beat you,

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She scares you 'cause you're
afraid you still like her.

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- I, uh...

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Po, that's ridiculous.

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[all humming innocently]

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- Your mouth says "no",
but your eyes say

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"don't mind if I do."

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Forbidden love, so romantic!

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- Never.

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Mei ling is a petty thief.

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- That's what I came
to tell you, foofy.

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- Foofy?
Oh ho ho, yeah!

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- I'm here
because I want to change.

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- I want to follow
the honorable path of kung fu

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With you.

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- I...

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I don't know what to say.

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- Sounds sincere to me.

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- Ugh!
- Aah!

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- Honor demands that I take you
at your word--for now.

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You may stay at the palace
for a time.

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But that doesn't mean
I trust you.

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Not now.

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Not ever.

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[sighs]

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[strumming sound]

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- ¶ china moon, I love you

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¶ china moon, do do do

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- Stop.

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- Master shifu.

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What a surprise.

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Just casually
sitting outside your door,

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Playing a love song
to stir your inner wantings.

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[strums]

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- No more singing!

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- Ah, more of an
instrumental guy.

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[rapid strumming]

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- Hiya!

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- Silence is good too.

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Master shifu,
I don't wanna get too personal,

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But you're alone.

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A lot.

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Why are you so afraid
of getting close to someone?

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- Out!
- Oof!

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Aah!

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- [sighs]

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[checks breath]

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I've come to apologize
for my earlier behavior.

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- Having second thoughts
about me?

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- Let's just say I'd like
to believe that you, uh,

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People can change.

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- Come inside
and let's talk about it.

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- Well, I really
should be, uh...

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- Yes!

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- So, um, I like your,
uh, your room.

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- This is your palace,
remember?

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- Oh, yes, yes, of course,
I-it's that I--

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I live here, yeah.

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- Things weren't the same
once you left, foofy.

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- I suppose I could
understand how--

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- Things are going to be
different now.

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I'm not letting you
get away from me this time.

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- How can you be so--

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Ugh!

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- Mei ling?

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What have you done?

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- Relax, foofy.

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I'm just borrowing your body
for a bit with this.

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- A zhou deng soul gem.

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No, you can't!

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- Hiya!

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I'm sorry, my love.

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I need your team to do something
very dangerous for me,

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And they'd never say no

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To their honorable
master shifu, would they?

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[evil laugh]

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[metal clanks]

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- Huh?
- Get comfy, foofy.

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You might be down here
a while.

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- Mei ling, I thought
you cared for me.

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- Aw, foofy, I do care.

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But you've always been bound

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By the principles
of honor and goodness.

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It's always stood between us,
but not for long.

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- What do you mean?
- You'll see.

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[blows kiss]

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Later, handsome.

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- Mei ling!

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Mei ling!

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- Guys!

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Guys!

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I have the best news
about shifu and mei ling.

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- You're going to
mind your own business?

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- [chuckles]
- better.

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I think shifu may actually
get back together with mei ling!

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- Might wanna slow down there,
cheetah boy.

235
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- You're right, mantis,
don't wanna rush things.

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Still, couldn't hurt getting
a jump on planning the wedding.

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I'm thinking we go with
an autumn leaves thing.

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Tigress, viper,
you'll be the flower girls

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And of course,
I'll be shifu's best man, right?

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Who else?
I know.

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- Morning, team.

242
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Time to get to work.

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- Uh, great--
where's mei ling?

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- Oh, that.
Things didn't work out.

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- That's what
I'm tal--wait, what?

246
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- It just wasn't meant to be.

247
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Yes, mei ling
is beautiful, exciting,

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And a little dangerous,

249
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But I'm too stodgy
and unimaginative.

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- True, but--I mean, I mean,
how will you ever get over it?

251
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- Aw, don't worry, chunky.

252
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I know just how
to forget her,

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By losing ourselves
in a sweet, sweet caper.

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- Hmm?

255
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- I mean mission.

256
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You know, mission thing
with honor,

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For good and the like.

258
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The imperial jewels will
be transported through town

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On their way to the capital.

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You will take out
the guards,

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Steal the jewels,
and bring them back here.

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- Whoa! You want us to rob
the imperial jewels?

263
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- It's just a test.

264
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The emperor's
concerned about security

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And wants to make sure
the jewels are heist-proof.

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- Oh, that makes sense.

267
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,104
- Consider it done,
master shifu.

268
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:53,838
- Thank you.

269
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,206
Your support and friendship

270
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,109
Means a lot to me,
tiger girl,

271
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,612
Bug guy,
and, uh, the rest of you.

272
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,448
- "bug guy"?
- Secret mission.

273
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,017
New nicknames.

274
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,418
Shifu's back!

275
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,620
Come on, guys.

276
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,122
- [chuckles]

277
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,858
- [grunting]

278
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,360
Can't quit.
I've gotta stop her.

279
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:20,631
- ¶ china moon, I love you

280
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,233
¶ china moon

281
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,169
¶ you love me too

282
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,271
- Zeng! Zeng!

283
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,440
- Yes, mistress mei ling?

284
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:33,544
Uh, master shifu ordered me
not to speak to you.

285
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:38,482
- Then let me talk to one
of the five or even...Po.

286
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,083
- I can't.

287
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,218
Master shifu just sent them
off on a mission.

288
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,587
Something about
the imperial jewels.

289
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,823
- So that's her game.

290
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,859
Zeng, listen,
shifu's not shifu.

291
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,828
I am and she's me.

292
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,097
Uh, I mean,
I'm her, I mean--

293
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:57,101
- Um,
I'll just keep sweeping.

294
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,537
- Zeng, don't go.

295
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,439
I'm so lonely.

296
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:05,142
[uneasy]
please keep me company.

297
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,047
- You want me
to keep you company?

298
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:15,286
- Yes, uh,
tell me all about zeng.

299
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,322
Where do you see yourself
in five years?

300
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:22,760
- Hopefully, far away
from that ungrateful shifu.

301
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,629
- Ungrateful!
How dare--

302
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:30,935
I mean, tell me more,
uh, handsome.

303
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,371
- He's on my back every day.

304
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,638
"zeng, sweep the stairs!

305
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,740
"zeng, draw my bath!

306
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,041
"zeng, find my buttons!

307
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:37,908
No, the other buttons."

308
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,945
But one day, I'm gonna look
shifu right in the eye

309
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,513
And I'm gonna say to him--

310
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,915
[crack]
agh!

311
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:50,054
- Men <i>are</i> so gullible.

312
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,090
- [gurgles]

313
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,832
- We'll stop here.

314
00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:06,470
[both scream]

315
00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:09,974
- I don't know.

316
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,009
This whole thing seems odd.

317
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,177
- Don't be silly.

318
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,311
Shifu knows what he's doing.

319
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:17,314
Now come on,
let's steal us some jewels.

320
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,216
- How?
Just fight our way in?

321
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,118
- You're right, bug guy.

322
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,586
We've gotta think
like criminals.

323
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,357
We'll need stealth, cunning,
wiriness, chicanery.

324
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,525
- We get the idea.

325
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,428
- Yes, you do.

326
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,495
Whoa!

327
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:36,300
[grunting]

328
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,803
- Halt!

329
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,740
- So, fight our way in?

330
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:46,143
- Works for me.

331
00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:50,181
Oof!

332
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,951
- [battle cry]

333
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,487
Ya--aah!

334
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,823
- Hey!
[groans]

335
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:05,763
Ooh!

336
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,832
This is--ow!--
Harder--ow!--

337
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,000
Than I thought--ow!

338
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,403
[fading scream]

339
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,140
- Come on.

340
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,312
Hiya!

341
00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:26,784
- Are we awesome thieves
or what?

342
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,551
- We're not done yet.

343
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,721
We still have to get
these jewels back to shifu.

344
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:33,557
- [gasps]

345
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,926
I'm too late.

346
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,333
Stop, all of you!

347
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,068
You don't know
what you're doing.

348
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,069
- Mei ling!

349
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,437
You've got a lot of nerve
coming here

350
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,005
After you broke
shifu's heart.

351
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,207
- She's here
to steal the jewels!

352
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,009
- Get her.

353
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,013
- Listen,
I'm not mei ling.

354
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,049
- Right.
Then who are you? Shifu?

355
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,451
- Yes, I am shifu.

356
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,887
Mei ling used
a zhou deng soul gem

357
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,555
To switch bodies with me.

358
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,789
You have to believe me.

359
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,358
- I say we end
her crime-committing,

360
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,226
Heart-breaking career
once and for all.

361
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,529
- Stop,
don't make me fight you.

362
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,431
- Lady, we're
looking forward to it.

363
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,066
[battle cry]

364
00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:25,609
- Hiya!

365
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,847
[kung fu grunting]

366
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,494
- Oof! Aah!

367
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,866
- Wow, she is good.

368
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,135
- She obviously learned a lot
from shifu.

369
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,536
She fights just like him.

370
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,371
- I am shifu!

371
00:17:57,475 --> 00:17:59,910
- Ready crossbows.

372
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,178
- This ain't good.

373
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,614
- Aim!

374
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,849
Fire!

375
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,955
[metal clinking]

376
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,624
- Huh?

377
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,742
Reinforcements!

378
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,477
[all grumbling]

379
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,946
- Shifu, it is you!

380
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,580
- Master?

381
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,116
- Shifu's a lady.
[chuckles]

382
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,517
- It's a good look for you.

383
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:44,288
- Mei ling sure went to a lot
of trouble to steal some jewels.

384
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,322
- It's more than that.

385
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,191
She thinks that
by destroying the honor

386
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,526
Of the jade palace,
I'll have no choice

387
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,962
But to come
crawling back to her.

388
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,564
- Whoa, that is devious.

389
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,798
- [chuckles]
women.

390
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,432
Ooh! Agh!

391
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,267
- We've got to get back and--

392
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,069
[horn sounding]

393
00:19:05,877 --> 00:19:08,679
- Razza frapsit!
Razza frapsit!

394
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,648
[horn sounds]

395
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,483
- Attack!
[all shout]

396
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,051
- What are we going to do?

397
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:22,626
- Please, master, I'm sorry
I let mei ling get away.

398
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:23,594
Have mercy.

399
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,294
- Keep plucking.

400
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:28,198
I can't think with
these ridiculous eyebrows.

401
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,203
Chunky?
And you others.

402
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,139
Did you get the jewels?

403
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,742
Whoa, hey,
you caught mei ling.

404
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,310
- You can drop the pretense.

405
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,680
They know everything.

406
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,683
- I warn you,
I've been to your armory and--

407
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,350
What are you doing?

408
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,887
- The imperial army is right on
our collective tails.

409
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,022
- They think
we're all traitors!

410
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,425
- Like you wanted.

411
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,995
- I'm sorry, foofy.

412
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,699
I only wanted to get you back.
And the jewels.

413
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,866
But mostly you.

414
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,369
- Open up! Open up!
- They're here!

415
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,204
- And they sound mad!

416
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,872
- Open now!
- Let us in!

417
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,040
- We can still get away.

418
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,576
We'll be together,
just like before.

419
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,478
- We'll never get away,
mei ling.

420
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,115
But, for whatever it's worth,
I-I realize now

421
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:23,053
That I was a fool
to choose kung fu over you.

422
00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:29,359
- Surrender or we'll burn
this palace to the ground!

423
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,995
- I'm ready to face
whatever happens

424
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,231
Because I've got you again.

425
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,834
- Oh, foofy.

426
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,970
- We can't hold them
much longer!

427
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,573
- We'll never survive.

428
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,577
How about...
One last kiss?

429
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,146
- Of course, my darling.

430
00:20:58,823 --> 00:20:59,923
- [gasps]

431
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,493
You--you broke the spell.

432
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:02,960
How?

433
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,430
- You let me get close enough
to lift this.

434
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,800
Not bad, huh?

435
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,371
- What's the difference now?

436
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,440
The army, we'll be--

437
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,376
- [blows horn]
- [stomping]

438
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,778
- Oh, hey.

439
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,513
- Thanks, guys.

440
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,680
Very convincing.

441
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,416
- Happy to make up
for the misunderstanding.

442
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,553
- You still love
your precious honor

443
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,955
More than you ever loved me.

444
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,358
[kung fu grunting]

445
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:40,664
We both know that you can't
bring yourself to fight me.

446
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:41,932
- True.

447
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:42,666
But there are those

448
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:47,337
That would be more than happy
to oblige.

449
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,772
- Hi there.

450
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,607
- Oh, darn.

451
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,318
- Master shifu?
- [sighs]

452
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,020
- I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry

453
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,855
I butted into
your personal life.

454
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,424
- Oh, I've already
forgotten about that.

455
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,426
- Oh, and I also
forgot to mention

456
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:14,198
That mei ling escaped
on her way to chor ghom prison.

457
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,232
- [spits]

458
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,333
[excited]
she did?

459
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,168
That's--that's...

460
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,470
[serious]
uh, unfortunate.

461
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,739
- You totally still like her.

462
00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:24,875
Even after all that?

463
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,476
- I...

464
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,512
[sighs]
it's complicated.

465
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,181
- Ah, forbidden love.

466
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,817
¶ china moon, I love you

467
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,854
¶ china moon,
you love me too ¶

468
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,689
¶ china moon, y--

469
00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:41,558
Right.

470
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,627
I'll just go now.

471
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:54,004
- [hums song]

472
00:22:55,305 --> 00:23:01,356
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