1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,500 DDR 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:02,500 'No matter how troublesome a marriage is...' 4 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,750 'It's still called "holy matrimony".' 5 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:09,166 'Everyone has his or her own reason to get married.' 6 00:02:09,666 --> 00:02:12,541 'Some get married to make their mother get some rest.' 7 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:15,541 'But it's the daughters-in-law who rests.' 8 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,750 'Some get married for entertainment.' 9 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,875 'And then, there are some who don't even want to walk on its path...' 10 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:28,000 'But marriage finds a way to cross their path.' 11 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,708 'One such person is Kumar Shivram Kishan.' 12 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:36,708 'Don't mistake him to be single just because he is smiling.' 13 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,541 'He too is married.' 14 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:49,041 'Not once but thrice.' 15 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:51,833 'All of them happened without his consent.' 16 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,041 'This happened around a year ago.' 17 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:58,041 'So, let's have a look at the first accident.' 18 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:14,666 Are you okay? 19 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:15,833 I am fine. 20 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,916 My father is in the hospital. He is very serious. 21 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:19,791 I was taking these medicines for him. Can you please help me? 22 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:23,791 No problem. 23 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:28,791 Don't worry. Come with me. 24 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,500 Your daughter is here. 25 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:50,041 We've brought your medicines, uncle. 26 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:52,083 Now, you will get well soon. 27 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,916 Now I'll have no regrets even if something happens to me. 28 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:56,958 I had just one concern. 29 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,875 That before I die, I should give my daughter's hand.. 30 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,875 ..into a suitable boy's hand. 31 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:06,375 Any way.. 32 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:10,375 Yes? 33 00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:13,875 Take care of her. 34 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:16,625 What? 35 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,000 Hello? Uncle? 36 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,333 Brother? Hello? 37 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,166 Uncle? 38 00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:22,500 Now he won't say anything. 39 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:23,833 He can at least hear me, right? 40 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,500 Hello? Uncle? 41 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,250 I am sorry. He is no more. 42 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:28,500 How can he just die? 43 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,250 He was alive a minute ago. 44 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:31,416 Papa! 45 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:32,500 Papa! 46 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:33,875 Papa, no! 47 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:37,666 He was a fortunate one, to die after getting his daughter settled. 48 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:39,166 Settled? Who got settled? 49 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:40,250 Yes, son. 50 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:42,750 You have fulfilled a dying man's wish. 51 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:43,875 I didn't do anything. 52 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:46,458 Look, he left with a smile. 53 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,041 You are a great soul, son. 54 00:04:48,541 --> 00:04:49,500 Here's your wedding gift. 55 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,500 Come on, everyone. Give him your gifts. 56 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,625 'As wedding gifts, he got...' 57 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:07,333 'Rs. 45, 2 bananas, 2 oranges, a few change and a bottle of saline.' 58 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:10,708 'There's a saying: once bitten twice shy.' 59 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:14,500 'But when your time is bad, you end up biting your own self.' 60 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,708 'Shivram Kishan also loves to..' 61 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:19,666 '..bite into ice creams served at the weddings.' 62 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:24,250 'He went to his friend Ballu's wedding.' 63 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:25,625 How much does she give in year? 64 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:26,333 What? 65 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:28,500 I mean how many marriages does she attend in a season? 66 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,166 Sir, she is a very lucky mare. 67 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:32,833 The one who touches her gets married. 68 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,666 Her name is "the runaway mare". 69 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,166 No. I don't want to get married. My friend Ballu is getting married. 70 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:38,125 Okay. No problem. 71 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,166 He always said that he will settle down in Canada. 72 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:41,583 But he didn't have the money. 73 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,416 Then I advised him to get married and settle down here... 74 00:05:44,916 --> 00:05:45,625 Close to his own people. 75 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,541 And look, he is getting is married today. 76 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:48,958 Kumar! 77 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:49,916 What happened, Jojo? 78 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:51,458 There is a big problem. - What happened? 79 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:53,500 Ballu was drinking and driving. 80 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,541 Police arrested him. 81 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:56,000 So, what do we do now? 82 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,875 Now only you can help me from defamation. 83 00:05:58,375 --> 00:05:59,541 Wear this and get on the mare. 84 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:01,333 But how can I take Ballu's place? 85 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:02,500 I am not asking you to get married. 86 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,708 It's just for a while. 87 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:07,375 I'll get him released on bail by the time you guys reach the bride's house. 88 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:09,333 Please. Please, I beg of you. 89 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:10,708 You don't need to do that, but.. 90 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:11,875 Please. Please. 91 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:13,791 Be there on time. 92 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:18,458 I will go like this... and I will keep going. 93 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,083 Go slow. Are you the one getting married? 94 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:25,208 What's the hurry? - No problem. We will go slowly. 95 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:25,833 Hello? 96 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,375 We have reached the bride's house. When are you coming? 97 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,500 We are just leaving the police station. 98 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,208 Hurry up. - Okay. 99 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:34,166 Ballu, have you switched off your mobile phone? 100 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:36,208 Yes, brother. - Come on, get in. Hurry up. 101 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:37,708 To the airport. 102 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:39,916 It's time for the wedding vows. Get the bride. 103 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:43,458 I'll get her right away. 104 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:45,750 Oh God, they are getting ready for the vows. 105 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:49,500 Why is his phone switched off? 106 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,583 Sir, start walking around the fire. 107 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,958 Hold on, can I just talk to you for a second? 108 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,375 Hurry up. 109 00:06:56,875 --> 00:07:00,666 Look, we cannot get married. 110 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:02,583 Why? 111 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,333 Look at me. 112 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:06,541 Aren't you surprised? 113 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:07,708 Why would I be surprised? 114 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,041 Because I am not Ballu. 115 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:11,000 I know. You are Ballu's friend. 116 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,458 Right. You were supposed to be getting married to Ballu, right? 117 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,708 Ballu had shown me your photo. 118 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:18,416 I liked you as soon as I saw your photo. 119 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,250 Ballu showed you my photo? 120 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:21,208 Yes. 121 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:26,708 And we are the ones who sent the Rs. 50 lakhs needed for your business. 122 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,666 50 lakhs? - Yes. 123 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,166 Ballu! 124 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:31,750 So he's off to Canada. 125 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,125 Look, I have been deceived. 126 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:35,458 I cannot get married to you. 127 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,875 What are you saying? 128 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,250 All the guests are here. 129 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:40,958 Then find a suitable one among the guests and get married. 130 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:41,875 But I cannot get married to you. 131 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,583 Look, I have already been through one tragedy. 132 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:47,541 I am the one who has gone through an tragedy. 133 00:07:48,041 --> 00:07:49,500 I am a model. 134 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,791 While walking on the ramp accidentally all my clothes came off. 135 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,791 Because of that I have face a lot of humiliation. 136 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:58,125 My marriage has already been called off thrice. 137 00:07:58,625 --> 00:07:59,916 Please don't say that. 138 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:03,708 If you don't marry me, I will jump into this fire and kill myself. 139 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:05,500 Look, I can understand your problem. 140 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,208 But you too should try to understand my problem. 141 00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:09,500 You cannot marry me. - No, I can't. 142 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,875 But I can kill myself. 143 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:15,875 Hey! Hello! 144 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,541 'Do something good and get something bad in return.' 145 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:38,333 'This is what has been happening in Shivram's life.' 146 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,666 'But in spite of that he didn't change.' 147 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,875 'So far he would personally come forward to help others.' 148 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,375 'This time someone came to him to seek his help.' 149 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:47,916 'What could the poor guy do?' 150 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:49,708 Help! 151 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,416 Help! Please help me. 152 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:52,875 Those goons are after me. 153 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:53,958 How can they be after you? 154 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:55,583 There is something called as law and order in this city. 155 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:56,583 Let's go and handle them. 156 00:08:57,083 --> 00:09:02,666 There are 10-15 of them. - 10-15! Hop on. Hurry up. 157 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:07,500 Let's follow them. - Yes. 158 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,333 Hello? 159 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,500 Hello, Anil? I ran away from my wedding. 160 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,083 Who asked you to run away? 161 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,750 They were getting me married to someone else. 162 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,083 It doesn't matter to me where you get married. 163 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:19,833 What are you saying, Anil? 164 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,958 You said you love me. 165 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,708 That was before I knew that you were a don's sister. 166 00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:26,208 So please, it's over. 167 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:28,625 Anil! Anil, please don't do that. 168 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,916 Where will I go, if you don't support me? 169 00:09:32,416 --> 00:09:34,125 Just go to hell. 170 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,583 Hello? 171 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:38,166 Hello. 172 00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:41,958 Anil... 173 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,500 Look, I don't know who you are. 174 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,125 But please, don't cry. 175 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:51,500 Everything happens for a reason. 176 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,500 Hey, hello. 177 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,708 Where are you going? 178 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,458 What are you doing? Have you lost your mind? 179 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:58,583 Get down. - Just leave me. 180 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:00,250 Get down. - Let me die. 181 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:04,083 Have you lost your mind? - Then what should I do? 182 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,625 You want to die because a guy left you? 183 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,416 You have just one reason to die? 184 00:10:08,916 --> 00:10:12,125 But have you ever thought how many reasons you can have to stay alive? 185 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,500 You can live for the one who is made only for you. 186 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,166 The one you cannot tolerate a single tear in your eyes. 187 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,958 The one who never let go of your hand. 188 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,958 Come, let me take you home. 189 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:27,916 Let's go. 190 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:29,625 Now how will I face everyone? 191 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:32,083 My brother... he will kill me. 192 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:33,791 He is your brother, not an executioner . 193 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:37,791 I will talk to him. 194 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,541 Tiger-bhai. - Brother. 195 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:49,500 He is your brother? - Yes. 196 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,750 'That's Tiger-bhai, the infamous don of this city.' 197 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,125 'Everyone fears him.' 198 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,333 'He hates only one thing, dowry.' 199 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:02,333 'He seeks double from those who seek dowry.' 200 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,500 Let go of my hand, please. 201 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,708 You made your brother see this day? 202 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:22,708 Let's go home. 203 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,583 Everyone in this city gets scared of me and runs away. 204 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:39,916 But when you ran away, I got scared. 205 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:43,583 Stupid, how can my anger ever be more important than your happiness? 206 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,625 I will do whatever you say. 207 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,541 Yes, sir. That's what I was telling her. 208 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,375 A brother will never wish bad or evil for his sister. 209 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:54,375 But you are a don, and also her brother... 210 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:01,458 Anjali, you don't need to run away with the boy you like. 211 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:02,875 You should rather settle down with him. 212 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,875 Yes. 213 00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:08,583 I like this boy. 214 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:12,583 What? 215 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:15,333 Tiger-bhai! 216 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:16,416 Tiger-bhai! 217 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:17,916 Move aside! I want to talk to him. 218 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:18,958 He doesn't listen to anyone. 219 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:22,250 But he will have to listen to me, otherwise I will be in trouble. 220 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,583 Tiger-bhai is deaf. How will he listen to him? 221 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:25,625 Tiger-bhai! 222 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:26,750 Look... 223 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,041 I am not the boy for whom your sister ran away from her wedding. 224 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,583 Look, I was on the road and your sister was running. 225 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,833 And your goons... your staff was after her. 226 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,000 So I thought I should save her from them. 227 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,208 I saved her from committing suicide. 228 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:43,458 Please forgive me, sir. I am a married man. 229 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,333 Why are you folding your hands like this? 230 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,916 I will hold my hands while sending off my sister. 231 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:49,041 Sir, you don't understand. 232 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,500 I already have two wives. 233 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,250 Yes, we will get you married right here. 234 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,916 Like you, I too am in a hurry. 235 00:12:57,416 --> 00:13:00,583 Look, you are misunderstanding me. 236 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,500 I have nothing to do with your sister. 237 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,708 You won't take dowry? 238 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:08,375 That's so nice of you. I too am completely against dowry. 239 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:13,750 But remember one thing, my sister shouldn't lack anything. 240 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,708 Because here, there are plenty of guns but only one sister. 241 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:21,708 Priest, you may begin. 242 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:33,041 'This is how tragically Kumar Shivram got married thrice.' 243 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,250 'His wives brought him good luck.' 244 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,583 'Now he has money and is also the CEO of the Provogue company.' 245 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:51,375 'What he doesn't have is peace of mind.' 246 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:56,250 He always come to me to find that. 247 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,083 Look carefully at this man! 248 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,500 This man who looks innocent, is married to three women. 249 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,416 Out of the fear that his wives don't meet each other accidentally... 250 00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:09,500 He has kept one in Borivali, one in Andheri and one in Bandra. 251 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:15,041 He has also told them that he spends one night at home and two on duty. 252 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,833 So that he can spend a day with each of them. 253 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,125 Out of the fear of getting caught he has saved his wives numbers as.... 254 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:25,583 Head office, Branch office and Area office. 255 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,208 In the disguise of three offices, he runs three household... 256 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,583 And yet, he roams around in a carefree manner. 257 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,666 With cameraman Karan, it's me, myself. 258 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,541 Are you done with your shooting? 259 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:35,750 I was just joking. 260 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,750 My life is in a mess and you are joking. 261 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,166 All my three wives say that it's okay if I spend two nights in my office... 262 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,750 But I should wish them good morning before I go to office. 263 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:44,666 I should say bye to them. 264 00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:46,416 All three of them want a good morning kiss. 265 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,916 Now for one kiss I have to travel 30 kilometers. 266 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:51,708 I am more like a local train now. 267 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,208 I don't know who all should I love. 268 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:54,125 How do I love them? 269 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:55,500 If this is creating so much problem for you... 270 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,833 Why don't you keep them at one place? 271 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,000 At one place? 272 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,958 Who made you a lawyer, you dimwit? 273 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,958 If they even got a hint of each other's existence... 274 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,500 They will either kill me or themselves. 275 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,250 I am not asking you to keep them in the same house. 276 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:06,166 Keep them in the same building. 277 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:07,333 Keep them on different floors. 278 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,000 So they won't find out about each other if they are on separate floors? 279 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,791 Do you know Jatin Matre? 280 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,458 No. Why does he too have three wives? 281 00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:13,875 No. He is not that ill-fated. 282 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,083 He just has one wife. 283 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,500 He stays in your Bandra building, on the same floor. 284 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,541 Really? - Yes. 285 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:21,500 When you don't know who stays on your floor, in your building... 286 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,458 Then how will your wives find out about who stays in the other floors? 287 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:25,750 It's not a bad idea. 288 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,166 But it is not easy to get three flats in the same building. 289 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,833 My love, this is Mumbai. Everything is possible here. 290 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,000 Look over there. Cocktail Tower. 291 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,166 It's a new building. Forget three, you will get ten flats in it. 292 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:39,958 The one who made you a lawyer did the right thing. 293 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:43,000 Three wives on different floors in the same building. 294 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,000 And you on the top floor. 295 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,000 Me? Why? 296 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,791 I will use you as an excuse to meet the three of them. 297 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:47,708 No one will get suspicious. 298 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,750 I am anyway not getting any case and you are making me spend more? 299 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,083 I will bear the expenses, why are you cribbing? 300 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,708 But.. - Welcome to Cocktail Tower. 301 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:53,833 Welcome to Cocktail Tower, my love. 302 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,958 But I don't want to stay there! 303 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,666 'Shivram Kishan took my advice.. 304 00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,125 ..and brought three flats in Cocktail Tower.' 305 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:06,041 'Now let's see how peaceful is his life.' 306 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,375 Two wives serve me and this one make me serve her. 307 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:12,291 Anyway, whatever God wills. 308 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,416 Simran, I am getting late. 309 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,958 You take more time to bathe once than I take in a year. 310 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,500 You will wither one day. 311 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,500 The tea is also... 312 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,166 What will you have? 313 00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:46,625 Hot tea... or me? 314 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,666 Sweetie, you make it difficult for me to go to office. 315 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,166 Then why do you leave me and go? 316 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:55,666 Come on, Shiv. At least be a little romantic. 317 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,041 A little everywhere becomes a lot for me. 318 00:18:58,541 --> 00:18:58,791 What? 319 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,250 I mean, you give me a lot of love, little by little. 320 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:02,750 Now what do I tell you. 321 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:08,875 No, I will show you. It's just a trailer. 322 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,625 Bai (Maid). 323 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,291 Say bye when I let you go. 324 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:15,000 Our maid. 325 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,000 Behind you. 326 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,375 Champa, can't you knock before entering? 327 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:28,375 Can't you lock the door? 328 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,041 First dust the bedroom. 329 00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:33,875 No, I will go the kitchen first. 330 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,500 The bedroom takes a lot of time. 331 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,500 It's always very dirty. 332 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,250 Sorry, it fell. 333 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,708 Anyway it was old. 334 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:54,958 Let it be, sweetie. 335 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,041 I don't think Champa is in a good mood today. 336 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,000 Some other time. 337 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,875 Anyway, you are always in the mood. 338 00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,416 I'll go meet Karan and then leave. Okay? Bye. 339 00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:06,666 Okay. Bye. 340 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,166 Rude! 341 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:12,166 "Rude!" 342 00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:16,166 6th floor. 343 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:23,583 Hi. 344 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,791 What is this, sweetheart? You are always playing video games. 345 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:26,833 Then what else should I do? 346 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,833 You don't have time for me. 347 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,000 You have brought such a big house for only me? 348 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,000 Of course, sweetheart. 349 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,750 It's for both of us. 350 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,833 We are together only for one night. 351 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,541 You are on duty for the other two nights. 352 00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,375 I am on duty only for namesake. Actually, I am with my wife. 353 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,750 What? 354 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:47,708 I mean, I am always thinking about you. 355 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,291 Ram... 356 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,250 Don't you think there should be a child in this house? 357 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,666 Whose child will we get? 358 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,291 Not someone else's child. 359 00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:58,125 I am talking about our child. - Okay. 360 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,458 I really wish to play with the kids. 361 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,083 You are a grown up. Why do you want to play with kids? 362 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,791 You don't understand anything. 363 00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:04,958 Let it be. 364 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:08,500 I rather meet the ladies in this society and spend my time. 365 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,958 Have you lost your mind? You will meet the ladies of this society? 366 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,958 Here no one meets anyone. No one disturbs anyone. 367 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:13,958 That's why I have come here. 368 00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:15,500 You know what happened in that building? 369 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,625 A woman came to sell soaps. 370 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,500 She hit her on the head with a stick and stole all the jewelry. 371 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,166 You better stay away from the women. 372 00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:26,958 Actually, I don't want anyone to come between us. 373 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,666 You are so possessive about me. 374 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:30,708 That I am, baby. 375 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:35,250 I love you. - I love you too. 376 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,833 Can I go now? 377 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,125 No. 378 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:39,791 Okay then, I'll get going. 379 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:41,791 No. 380 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,458 Okay then, I'll get going now. 381 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:45,291 Fine, go. 382 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:50,125 Okay, baby. Bye. - Bye. 383 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:51,708 Let's rock on 4th floor. 384 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:52,333 Yes! 385 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:57,875 Simran! Anjali! Juhi! 386 00:21:58,375 --> 00:21:59,333 Good morning, darling. 387 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,500 You are late. I have been waiting for you. 388 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,250 Can't help it, darling. 389 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,708 First the head office, then the branch office and now the area office. 390 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:05,875 Area office? 391 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,916 I will go after I meet you. 392 00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:10,416 You work so hard. 393 00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,500 And still you take such good care of me. 394 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,541 I pray everyone gets a husband like you. 395 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:15,791 How sweet. 396 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,750 Look what I have here. 397 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,916 Wow. Sweet porridge, fried bread with chickpeas. My favorite. 398 00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:22,000 Where did you order from? 399 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,750 I haven't ordered it from a hotel. 400 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:24,875 I made it. 401 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,458 You? - Then what! 402 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:28,208 We don't have a maid. 403 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:30,500 Don't worry, darling. I will get a nice maid for you. 404 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,958 But the way, what's the occasion? 405 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:36,583 You forgot? It will be a year today. 406 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:39,500 Oh God, how can I forgot! 407 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,166 It's been a year since we got married. Happy anniversary, darling. 408 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,500 No. I haven't made it for our anniversary. 409 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,875 It's for papa's death anniversary. - Oh. 410 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,708 He too had left this world on this day. 411 00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:52,958 Yes, there is not much difference in his death anniversary and my marriage. 412 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:55,041 He departed and I got stuck. 413 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:55,958 What? 414 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,125 He was a nice man. I am missing him. 415 00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:01,208 Wait. First feed papa. 416 00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:03,875 Papa? - Yes, I have hanged his photo. 417 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:08,208 Look, over there. 418 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:09,041 Oh. 419 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:10,166 How is it? 420 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:11,375 Very nice. 421 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,333 It looks like he is laughing at me. 422 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:15,458 Should I go feed him? 423 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:19,458 Yes. I'll go and get water. 424 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,500 You are laughing and displaying your 8 inch long teeth. 425 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,083 If you would've waited for another five minutes on that day... 426 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:28,458 I would've escaped this fate. 427 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:32,125 But you kept her hand in mine and exited. 428 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:35,250 You didn't give your daughter to me, you made my life... 429 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:36,583 Now what do I tell you? 430 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,875 You messed up my life and now you want to have these delicacies? 431 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:40,833 Right, old man? 432 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,500 "Right, old man?" 433 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Cute old man. 434 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,541 Such old man are hard to find in the market. 435 00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:46,625 Again old man? 436 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:47,500 Papa, darling. 437 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,041 Do one thing, feed papa. I am leaving. Okay? 438 00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,333 But at least eat some from his plate. 439 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,458 I'll eat it in the evening, darling. 440 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:58,458 I already have too much in my plate, and she wants me to eat that. 441 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:57,375 Don't be so surprised. 442 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:01,500 Apart from these forced wives, Shivram Kishan also has a girlfriend. 443 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,500 'Deepika. She is very religious.' 444 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,875 Do you have any idea how much I missed you? 445 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:31,958 You missed me, huh? 446 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,291 I came back from London after a year... 447 00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:34,583 And you didn't even come to receive me at the airport. 448 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,875 Deepu, now what do I tell you? Work always keeps me busy. 449 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:39,416 You know I opened three offices in the past one year. 450 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,166 Wow, Kumar! That's great news. 451 00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:43,916 Dad too will be very pleased. 452 00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:46,083 No, I cannot show my offices to your dad. 453 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,041 What do you mean? - Your dad is such big businessman. 454 00:28:48,541 --> 00:28:49,625 My three offices are nothing when compared to his. 455 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,875 I want you to have ten offices, instead of three. 456 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,208 For God's sake. Please, don't say that. 457 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:55,833 Why? 458 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,833 Then how will I spend time with you, Deepu? 459 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:00,250 I don't just need your time. 460 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,208 I need your companionship for a lifetime. 461 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:08,333 You know, God have already given a lot, without even asking for it. 462 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:10,666 But if there is anything I have asked God for myself... 463 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,625 It's you. 464 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,875 I love you, Kumar. 465 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:16,250 When are you going to meet my dad? 466 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,125 I will meet your dad. I will meet him anytime you want. 467 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:20,125 Not anytime, today, right now. 468 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,208 Do one thing. First show your dad a good photo of mine. 469 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:28,125 If he rejects my photo, I'll go meet him to get myself selected. 470 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:30,666 Baby, the thing is, it's not nice to get insulted on the face. 471 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:32,916 Don't take my father lightly. 472 00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:36,916 He has a very different philosophy of life. 473 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,166 Have you brought your documents? 474 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,458 Yes, sir. Here are my documents. 475 00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:49,083 Your degree is fine. Have you brought your life partner's photograph? 476 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:50,416 No, sir. I don't have her photo. 477 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:51,916 That's what is important. 478 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,958 My boss lives by the principle that, character comes first. 479 00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:58,000 Here, each staff's desk should contains his or her life partner's photo. 480 00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,583 Understood? - Yes, sir. 481 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:01,666 Go and get your life partner's photo. 482 00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,166 Sorry, sir. 483 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:04,125 Have you brought his photo? 484 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:05,250 Yes sir, I have. 485 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:06,708 Okay, you wait. Sir is saying is prayers. He will send for you. 486 00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:08,916 Uncle... Is dad inside? 487 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:13,000 Yes. He is praying. 488 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:17,541 Dad... 489 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:21,541 Dad, I have to go to my rehearsals. I am getting late. 490 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:27,458 I am keeping Kumar's photo on the desk. 491 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:31,458 If you have time to spare, you can have a look at it. 492 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,041 Yes, tell... 493 00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:39,833 Hey! She left. 494 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,958 Oh no. 495 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:43,208 Stop Deepika. 496 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,875 She left, sir. 497 00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:45,916 Oh God. 498 00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:47,250 Sir, candidates are here for the interview. 499 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:50,500 Shall I send them in? - Yes, send them in. 500 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,500 She got angry once again. 501 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:58,416 May I come in, sir? 502 00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:01,291 Come in. - Thank you, sir. 503 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,083 Good morning, sir. - Please have a seat. 504 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:04,500 Thank you, sir. 505 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,375 You had asked me to get my fianc's photo. 506 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:09,083 So I have... 507 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:12,250 Sorry, sir. 508 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:13,708 Here you go, sir. 509 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,750 I am going to get married to him. 510 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,250 What does he do? 511 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,125 He works at a security agency, sir. 512 00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,208 Are you sure he is the one you are going to get married to? 513 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:24,625 Yes, sir. 514 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,375 Fine. Take this photo and keep it on your desk. 515 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:28,083 Yes, sir. 516 00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:30,208 Get this straight, if you change the photo, you will also have to change your job. 517 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,041 Remember that. - No, sir. The photo won't change. 518 00:31:33,541 --> 00:31:34,416 Thank you, sir. 519 00:31:34,916 --> 00:31:39,541 Thank you, Vicky. I got the job because of you. 520 00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:41,833 Who is he? 521 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,625 'If you change the photo, you will also have to change your job.' 522 00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:47,208 'Remember that.' 523 00:31:47,708 --> 00:31:51,208 No. The photo won't change. 524 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,583 Deepu! 525 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:05,958 Deepu! 526 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:07,541 Deepu! 527 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,291 Deepu! 528 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:10,666 Hey sweetie... 529 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,333 Sweetheart... 530 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:13,875 Baby! - Uncle... 531 00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:17,250 Uncle, at this age you are teasing a girl? Don't you have any shame? 532 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,166 Come here. 533 00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,666 She is my daughter. 534 00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:27,625 Sweetie! 535 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,208 How much more will you make me run? 536 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:32,000 You should have stayed there for another two minutes. 537 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,708 I was just about to finish my prayer. 538 00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:35,416 Two minutes? 539 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:37,208 You pray for two hours. 540 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,875 I don't understand what you ask for all this long. 541 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,541 I ask God for your happiness. 542 00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:42,916 What else can I ask for, dear? 543 00:32:43,416 --> 00:32:44,125 Oh really? - Yes. 544 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,708 So, did you have a look at the photograph? 545 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,500 I see God's photograph every day. 546 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,208 Not God, Kumar's photograph. 547 00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:51,541 You didn't have a look at it, did you? 548 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,041 No, I didn't. Sorry, dear. 549 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:55,958 What will I know from the photograph? 550 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:58,833 Do one thing, invite him to our house tomorrow. 551 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:03,125 We will meet face to face. 552 00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:07,125 You are sure? - Sure. 553 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:19,416 There is a call from the enquiry office. 554 00:33:19,916 --> 00:33:20,541 Now which is this fourth office? 555 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:25,000 Don't answer it. I'll take it. 556 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,958 You came running as if it's your girlfriend's call... 557 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,291 And you don't want me to answer it. 558 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:32,500 This is the problem with you women. You can think about nothing but love. 559 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,166 Can you do me a favor? 560 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,125 What? - Will you remove the clothes? 561 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:39,916 Really? - My clothes. From the wardrobe. 562 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:44,041 Here's your phone. 563 00:33:44,541 --> 00:33:44,750 Hello? 564 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,750 You take so long to answer your phone. 565 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,666 I was busy with work. 566 00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:51,083 Forget about work. 567 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,583 Dad wants to meet you in the evening. 568 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:55,291 In the evening? Okay. I will be there. 569 00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:56,041 Okay, bye. 570 00:33:56,541 --> 00:33:58,125 Hey, how can you just say bye. 571 00:33:58,625 --> 00:33:59,583 I gave you such a good news. 572 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,000 Won't you even give me a kiss? 573 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,291 Listen...I... 574 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,500 I won't hang up otherwise. 575 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,500 Give me a kiss. 576 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,625 Who were you kissing on the phone? 577 00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:15,500 I was kissing my phone. 578 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,083 You should kiss it as well. I have got a very big assignment. 579 00:34:18,583 --> 00:34:19,833 Really? - Yes. 580 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,666 This is called black magic. 581 00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:26,500 I got a black dress for you and you got the assignment. 582 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,500 Anyway, you look very hot in this dress. 583 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,208 Champa, you always come at the wrong time. 584 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:41,833 You should change your timings. 585 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,250 You should change your timings. 586 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:48,125 This is the only time that suits me. 587 00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:50,583 Shall I go and wear this black magic? 588 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:54,583 Sure. - Okay. 589 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:59,458 Champa... come an hour late... 590 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:01,500 And I will pay you 500 rupees more. 591 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:08,000 I will give a thousand, if you finally manage to kiss him. 592 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,083 This maid... 593 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:10,833 Hi, sweetheart. 594 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:13,083 Hi. 595 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:17,041 Look who is here. 596 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:18,833 Why is he here? - What do you mean by why? 597 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,708 When did brother come? 598 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,333 Hello, Tiger-bhai. 599 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:23,250 Tiger-bhai... 600 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:24,541 Welcome. 601 00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:26,333 After a long time. 602 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,000 Your face has shrunken. 603 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,208 Have you been running? 604 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:32,500 No, brother. I just keep going up and down the stairs so... 605 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,583 You don't need to ask. 606 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:36,208 You are my brother-in-law. 607 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:38,208 I will give you whatever you want. 608 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:39,708 I wasn't asking for anything. What I was saying was... 609 00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:42,375 I am not going to listen to you. 610 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:45,416 I am thinking of buying him Sachin Tendulkar's music album. 611 00:35:45,916 --> 00:35:46,708 But Sachin doesn't sing. 612 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,666 And he too doesn't listen. 613 00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:49,916 Don't fight. 614 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,750 Look what I brought for you two. 615 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,375 Don't you think it's a little too small for us? 616 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:58,916 Shut up. It's not for us, but for our child. 617 00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,916 I am the only uncle, but I have a lot of desires. 618 00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:05,166 Brother too wants to hear a child's laughter echo in this house. 619 00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:06,791 He wants to hear a child's laughter echo in this house? 620 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:08,583 But he never listen to the child's father. 621 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,875 The pickle? It's nice. Home-made. 622 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,333 And he wants to hear the laughter. 623 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:17,041 You are always... - I am joking, sweetheart. 624 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:18,958 Anjali, get him something to eat. 625 00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:20,750 In the meanwhile, we will talk. 626 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,750 Sure, brother. I will get it right away. 627 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,916 Have a seat. - Okay. 628 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,375 Say something. 629 00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:28,083 Should I? 630 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,041 You will be infested with worms. 631 00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:34,125 You made me marry your sister at gunpoint. 632 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,833 You know there is no difference in you and the old man downstairs. 633 00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,083 He keeps eating delicacies with a smile on his face. - Yes. 634 00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,250 And here, you too are eating delicacies with a smile on your face. 635 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:42,250 I am done eating. 636 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:43,916 Anyway, I am on a diet. 637 00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:45,208 You are on a diet. - Yes. 638 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:46,458 Why are you alive? 639 00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:48,333 So many diseases get launched every year. 640 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,083 Why don't you get yourself infected with one and die? - Yes. 641 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,041 You know because of you I have three wives. 642 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:58,125 Not three, you should have only two children. 643 00:36:58,625 --> 00:36:58,958 Oh God. 644 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:00,000 Look, he is feeling shy. 645 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,500 He talks a lot. He's so funny. 646 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,500 Don't you guys tell him that he is deaf? 647 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:05,500 He knows. 648 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,666 But he doesn't want to show others that he is deaf. 649 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:09,958 Okay. 650 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:11,166 Don't worry. 651 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,291 Happiness will soon knock at your doors. 652 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:14,750 The One above listens to everyone. 653 00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:16,375 The above does listen, I know. 654 00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,625 You don't need to accompany me, I will manage on my own. 655 00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:20,583 Okay? Bye, Anjali. 656 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:22,166 Bye, brother. 657 00:37:22,666 --> 00:37:24,500 Since when is he like this, without a sound system? 658 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,458 Actually once he was cleaning his ears with his gun... 659 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,708 And by mistake he clicked the trigger. 660 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:33,083 Doctor managed to save his life, but he couldn't save his ears. 661 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:34,416 Why are you crying? 662 00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:35,500 Oh God. - Oh shit. 663 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,583 I am so sorry. I ruined your shirt. 664 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,166 Go and quickly change it. - Yes. 665 00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:40,833 No. Why? Why change? I will clean it. 666 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,750 Why not? Come with me. - I will clean it. 667 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:46,208 I will get into trouble if I change. 668 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:47,875 This is looking so nice. 669 00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:49,416 And look, it's matching my dress as well. 670 00:37:49,916 --> 00:37:51,250 True. But how will the one above...? 671 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:53,125 The one above? - God. 672 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:54,666 How will I face Him, when He will question me... 673 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:57,208 I have got such a loving wife but I don't give her time. 674 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:58,375 How will I face Him? 675 00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,416 Oh! How sweet! - Yes, sweet. 676 00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:04,958 Tell me, not just your time, you have given her your whole life. 677 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:06,708 Yes. 678 00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:08,416 Let me go. Stop hugging me, Anjali. 679 00:38:08,916 --> 00:38:10,916 Anjali? - Geetanjali. 680 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:12,000 But I heard you say Anjali. 681 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,875 The Geeta stayed inside and only Anjali came out. 682 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:14,833 It happens, sometimes. 683 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:18,500 Well, I was thinking, should we shop from Geetanjali for you? 684 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,375 Oh... 685 00:38:19,875 --> 00:38:21,833 I thought for the first time you said a name and that too the wrong one. 686 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,416 See, I made a mistake as soon as I took a name. 687 00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:27,291 That's why I affectionately call you darling, sweetie, sweetheart. 688 00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:29,166 I pray everyone should get a husband like you. 689 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,125 Don't say such things, baby. 690 00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:35,125 God does answer ones pray sometimes. 691 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:44,416 Yes. What's troubling you now? 692 00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:45,666 I am in trouble. 693 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:48,458 Anjali changed the shirt which Simran has made me wear. 694 00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:49,500 Now I am getting out of the building. 695 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,250 If Simran sees me, she will start suspecting. 696 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:52,333 Please take care of it 697 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:53,958 Hey, hello. Listen to me. 698 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:55,083 Take care of it. 699 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:59,083 But what should I... 700 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:25,583 How did Shiv's clothes change? - Sister-in-law! 701 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,958 Sister-in-law, give me the papers. I will get the test done. 702 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:29,166 Forget that. 703 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:33,416 First tell me, Shiv left the house wearing a black shirt. 704 00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:36,166 And now when I saw him downstairs, he was wearing a blue shirt. 705 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,708 You mean the black shirt appeared blue to you? 706 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:39,666 What do you mean? 707 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:41,791 It was blue. 708 00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:43,791 No, sister-in-law. It happens. 709 00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:46,083 You must have studied in science. 710 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:47,250 No. - Superb. 711 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,750 Then you will understand it better. 712 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:51,208 The sky is black in color, right? 713 00:39:51,708 --> 00:39:54,375 But because of sun's ultraviolet rays it appears blue to us. 714 00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:56,833 It happens because of the distance. 715 00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:58,541 But the distance wasn't that much, Karan. 716 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,083 I say there shouldn't be any distance between you and Ram. 717 00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,500 Not Ram, Shiv. 718 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,125 Shiv. Ram. Kishan. All are the same. 719 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:07,708 There is no distance between you two. 720 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:09,125 Where there is distance, there is love. 721 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:10,375 Where there is love, there is acceptance. 722 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:11,916 Where there is acceptance, there is no scope for suspicion. 723 00:40:12,416 --> 00:40:16,125 So, give me the papers. I have to get the test done. 724 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:19,250 Fine. 725 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,250 Case solved. 726 00:40:24,541 --> 00:40:26,583 Champa... sister-in-law doesn't understand science. 727 00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:28,166 Did you understand? 728 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:29,500 I understood. 729 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,791 But Mrs. Gupta didn't. 730 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:35,166 Once similarly Mr. Gupta's shirt changed. 731 00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:36,833 So she threw it down... - The shirt? 732 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,958 No, Mr. Gupta. 733 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:45,000 Saw! Mr. Gupta would've survived if his wife could understand science. 734 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:49,000 Science is very important. 735 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,333 What happened, dad? 736 00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:02,791 Why are you staring at him? 737 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:05,375 I think I have seen him somewhere. 738 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:06,583 Where did I see him? 739 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:10,500 Dad, he owns a very big business at such a young age. 740 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,708 You must have seen his photo in a business magazine. 741 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:14,041 Yes, correct. 742 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,333 I have seen his photo. - Yes. 743 00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:20,583 Where did I see his photo? 744 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,500 Are you married? 745 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,875 What are you saying, sir? 746 00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:27,875 Marriage... I never got married, even a little. 747 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,458 Young men these days are always so tensed... 748 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,000 That they looked married in spite of being single. 749 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,833 Don't worry. You are my future son-in-law. 750 00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:41,500 I like him. 751 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,916 Thank you, dad. 752 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:43,958 Love you. 753 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:45,625 During our time, girls used to.. 754 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:48,125 ..run away when they heard about their marriage. 755 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:52,125 And sir, nowadays don't even feel shy when they run away from the house. 756 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:03,791 He is a funny guy. 757 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:05,791 Here, have some sweets. 758 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:07,416 Deepika's dad likes me. 759 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,000 Congratulations. Now your funeral is confirmed. 760 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,000 Not funeral, you evil one. The fourth one. 761 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,833 You are getting happy as if this is your first wedding. 762 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:17,416 Yes, it is my first one, happening willingly. The others were... 763 00:42:17,916 --> 00:42:19,166 Mother? 764 00:42:19,666 --> 00:42:20,000 I seek your blessings, mother. 765 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,166 Bholu. God bless you, son. 766 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:23,208 How are you? 767 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:24,458 I am fine. How are you? 768 00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:26,500 How can I be fine? 769 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,291 You got married a year ago. 770 00:42:29,791 --> 00:42:31,500 When will you come to the village with my daughter-in-law? 771 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,208 Mother, I'll come as soon as I can spare some time from work. 772 00:42:34,708 --> 00:42:38,666 If you cannot come with her then at least send me her photograph. 773 00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,333 If you don't send her photo.. 774 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:44,875 ..then I'll come there and take her to our village with me. 775 00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,666 Take her away, mother. I will at least get rid of one trouble. 776 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:51,041 Idiot, you are address your wife as trouble? 777 00:42:51,541 --> 00:42:55,416 Remember... never break a woman's heart. 778 00:42:55,916 --> 00:42:57,500 And never ruin a family. 779 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,500 I haven't, mother. You can ask anyone you want to. 780 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,166 Who do I ask? That idiot also stays with you. 781 00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:04,875 He is right here. - Say hi. 782 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:06,208 He says hi. 783 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:07,708 May God keep him happy. 784 00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,791 Mother wants you to consume poison and die. 785 00:43:10,291 --> 00:43:10,666 What? 786 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,625 No, mother. I am just joking. 787 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:14,666 Fine. 788 00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:17,041 Send her photo as soon as you are free. 789 00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:18,333 Okay, mother. I will send it. 790 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:23,125 Take care of yourself. Okay, bye. Love you. 791 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,041 What happened? - Mother wants my wife's photograph. 792 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:27,041 Then send it. Send any one of the three's photo. 793 00:43:27,541 --> 00:43:28,833 A few days ago, father had called. 794 00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:30,291 He said he wanted my wife's photo. 795 00:43:30,791 --> 00:43:32,625 The problem is, I don't remember whose photo I had sent him. 796 00:43:33,125 --> 00:43:33,500 So what difference does it make? 797 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,083 Anyway your parents stay separately. 798 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:36,416 They got divorced 15 years ago. 799 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,041 Send anyone's photograph. It won't make a difference. 800 00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:40,833 Whose shall I send? Anjali or Juhi? 801 00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:43,500 Simran is too much for a village... 802 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,666 Send Juhi's. 803 00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:48,666 I should send Juhi's? Mother will like her. 804 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:58,125 Excuse me. 805 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:02,125 Your cap. 806 00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:05,083 Your cap. - Thank you so much. 807 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:06,958 You are welcome. 808 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:09,916 I see you cycling here every day. 809 00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:12,416 Oh yeah. And I see you jogging. 810 00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,791 Right. 811 00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:15,958 Would you like to have some juice? 812 00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:18,041 Yeah, sure. Come. - Let's go. 813 00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:19,625 By the way, where do you stay? 814 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:20,875 Cocktail Tower. 815 00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:23,000 No ways! Really? 816 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,458 I too stay at Cocktail Tower. 817 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,708 Shut up! Which floor! - Which floor! 818 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,083 Fourth floor. - I live on the eighth floor. 819 00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:32,250 We stay in the same building and we met each other only today. 820 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:34,416 I know. Actually my husband says... 821 00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:37,041 "In such big societies everyone is busy doing their own thing." 822 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:38,500 "No one disturbs anyone." 823 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,458 My husband too says the same thing. - Really? 824 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,708 Our husbands think alike. 825 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,625 Then we should get them together some day. 826 00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:46,916 Now that we have met, they too will have to meet. 827 00:44:47,416 --> 00:44:48,375 Right. - What will you have? 828 00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:49,833 I always have Indian gooseberry juice. 829 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:51,500 One watermelon juice and one Indian gooseberry juice. 830 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,458 Sorry, madam. The Indian gooseberry juice just got over. 831 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:58,000 I have just one glass left. And she has ordered for it. 832 00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,083 You can have it. 833 00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:00,375 I will have something else. 834 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:01,583 No, it's okay. Really. 835 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:04,458 I just heard you saying that you always have that one. 836 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:05,541 Excuse me. - Yes? 837 00:45:06,041 --> 00:45:06,916 One orange juice, please. 838 00:45:07,416 --> 00:45:09,791 Give this one to her. - Okay, madam. 839 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,375 Oh my God. 840 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,083 It feels so good to talk to both of you. - Right? 841 00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:15,875 I wish we have met sooner. 842 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:18,333 I get so bored at home. 843 00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,041 I am facing the same problem. 844 00:45:20,541 --> 00:45:21,625 You know, same here. 845 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,291 But I have joined a ladies' club. 846 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:27,458 In fact, our club is having an annual function next week. 847 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,208 It is going to be a very big event. 848 00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:30,500 I am telling you, you should join it. 849 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,750 You two should join it. We will have a lot of fun. 850 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:33,833 It will help us kill some time. 851 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,458 And we will also get a chance to meet each other. 852 00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,458 Not a bad idea. - Yeah, actually. 853 00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:40,458 By the way... - Simran. 854 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:45,750 Juhi. - I am Anjali. 855 00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:48,500 Sweetheart, why don't you go and do it in the balcony? 856 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,500 Okay. 857 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:05,458 Oh God. 858 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:08,458 Listen... 859 00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:09,291 Yes? 860 00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:12,916 How come your underwear fell from upstairs? 861 00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:14,041 Upstairs? 862 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:16,375 Yes, it fell from one of the floors above ours. 863 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:17,500 How is that possible? 864 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,208 That's what even I am wondering... 865 00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:22,458 How can your underwear fall from someone else's house? 866 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,458 I am not the only one in this building wearing underwear of this brand. 867 00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:26,416 Someone else too can wear one of the same brand. 868 00:46:26,916 --> 00:46:27,583 Yes, I know. 869 00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:30,708 That's why I embroider a star on all your underwears. 870 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:32,333 What? 871 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:35,500 Here, look at this. 872 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,458 Why did you have to show your talent on the underwear? 873 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:38,583 Forget that. 874 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,333 First tell me how did it fell from one of the floors above ours? 875 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,000 What do I know? You should have been more careful. 876 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:44,041 You remember your father's death anniversary... 877 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:45,833 But you don't know where your husband's underwear keeps wandering. 878 00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:47,125 Father's death anniversary? - Yes. 879 00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,833 Whose father's death anniversary? - Whose...? 880 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,916 If you had one, you would have remembered, right? 881 00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:52,375 You want to play with the kids. 882 00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:53,875 You don't know where the underwear has been playing... 883 00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:54,583 And you want to play with the kids. 884 00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:55,875 What are you saying? 885 00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:56,833 "What are you saying?" 886 00:46:57,333 --> 00:47:00,833 Madam... 887 00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:03,166 Madam, my sir's underwear had fallen down. 888 00:47:03,666 --> 00:47:05,375 This underwear belongs to the owner of this house. 889 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:06,583 No, it belongs to my sir. 890 00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:09,166 Hey, won't I recognize my husband's underwear? 891 00:47:09,666 --> 00:47:11,416 And won't I recognize my sir's underwear? 892 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,458 I am the one who always removes it. 893 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:14,458 What? 894 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:15,583 I mean I wash it and keep it for drying. 895 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,208 So I am the one who will remove it, right? 896 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:19,375 Today as usual, I was removing it but it fell down. 897 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:23,458 Now give it back. - I told you, it belongs to my husband. 898 00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:25,166 Why are you looking the other way? 899 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,041 Tell her whose underwear it is. 900 00:47:27,541 --> 00:47:29,375 Tell her. 901 00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:30,625 Sir! - What sir? 902 00:47:31,125 --> 00:47:31,500 It is mine. 903 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,375 Yes, it is yours. 904 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:35,916 It's mine, and I have taken it. Now go away from here. 905 00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:37,250 But sometimes you... 906 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,250 Why sometimes? I wear it every day. 907 00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:39,500 Have you ever seen me without an underwear? 908 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,166 Oh God. 909 00:47:40,666 --> 00:47:41,416 Why God? It's my underwear. I am taking it. 910 00:47:41,916 --> 00:47:43,416 Now go away from here. Go. 911 00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:45,166 How did this happen? 912 00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:46,083 Oh Lord. 913 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:47,500 She ruined my mood so early in the morning. 914 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,416 Go and get a cup of coffee for me. 915 00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:53,416 Go. 916 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,291 How do I tell her? 917 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:57,750 Thank you so much, sister-in-law. 918 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,500 You took such good care of my underwear. 919 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,041 Give my underwear to Ram. 920 00:48:01,541 --> 00:48:02,583 I mean give my regards to Ram. 921 00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:04,000 Coffee? No. 922 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,041 Oh, you have already made it? 923 00:48:05,541 --> 00:48:09,041 Fine, then I will have some. 924 00:48:10,833 --> 00:48:11,250 She is stupid. 925 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:12,916 She doesn't recognize her employer's underwear. 926 00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:14,583 She is just his maid, not his wife. 927 00:48:15,083 --> 00:48:15,416 True. 928 00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:17,125 But I still don't understand... 929 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:19,333 How did your underwear fell from one of the floors above ours? 930 00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:22,125 Like it fell from above... some day it must have fallen down from here. 931 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:23,833 And this stupid maid must've thought it's her employer's... 932 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:25,250 And took it upstairs with her. 933 00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:27,166 Again if falls down, something similar will happen. Up and down, this is life. 934 00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,166 Don't try to think about that. Think about this. Look at this. 935 00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:31,500 The marital fast. Heavy discount. 936 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,166 Wow, discount. 937 00:48:33,666 --> 00:48:34,750 You will come with me for shopping? 938 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,166 Definitely. - Awesome. 939 00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:38,458 I will buy four new underwears for you. 940 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:39,958 Sure. - Throw this one away. 941 00:48:40,458 --> 00:48:45,208 I wonder who all must have worn it. Disgusting. 942 00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:46,583 When did sir go downstairs? 943 00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:48,041 Champa? 944 00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:49,916 What happened? Why do you look so baffled? 945 00:48:50,416 --> 00:48:51,750 Mr. Karan, I just don't understand. 946 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,250 What is it that you don't understand? 947 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,083 Look, I was removing the clothes from the balcony. 948 00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:58,166 Sir's underwear fell Slipped from hands. 949 00:48:58,666 --> 00:49:00,291 I saw it landing on the sixth floor. Okay? 950 00:49:00,791 --> 00:49:05,500 When I went down there, sir was already there. 951 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,625 He was already there? - Yes. 952 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,750 Champa, he was bound to be there. Have you studied science? 953 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:10,833 I never went to school. 954 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:13,208 Superb. Then you will understand this even better. 955 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:14,541 Scientist Newton has said... 956 00:49:15,041 --> 00:49:16,416 If you throw two things from a height... 957 00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:18,500 The one with more weight reaches down first. 958 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,625 Now tell me what weighs more your sir or his underwear? 959 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,666 Sir. - So who will reach down first? 960 00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:24,458 Sir. - So you are so smart. 961 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:25,958 Yet you look baffled. 962 00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:28,000 Don't tell your madam about this. She will think that you are stupid. 963 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:29,666 I am not that stupid. 964 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:30,875 I know Newton. 965 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:32,500 I work at his place as well. 966 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,500 Yes. - Okay, bye. 967 00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,750 You know, here there is an offer of buy one and get two free. 968 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:43,583 Really? 969 00:49:44,083 --> 00:49:45,416 There are many places where you get three free. 970 00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:47,750 Really? - Yes. 971 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,708 Here you go. 972 00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:51,166 Thank God, we became friends. 973 00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:53,375 Otherwise I would have to come for shopping alone. 974 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:54,333 Seriously. 975 00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:56,791 By the way, this idea of yours of doing shopping was great. 976 00:49:57,291 --> 00:49:59,791 And your idea of embroidering a star on the underwear was mind blowing. 977 00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:00,666 Stop it. 978 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:04,000 Why should I stop it? When I wear a tight pants... 979 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:08,000 It has got imprinted on my... 980 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:13,958 Which floor? 981 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:17,958 First floor. Let's go. - Come. 982 00:50:24,416 --> 00:50:25,875 Let's also buy a watch. 983 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:30,583 Who needs a watch, baby... when one's time is going bad? 984 00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:32,750 I want to buy lingerie. Are you coming with me? 985 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,250 No, I want to buy some bangles. 986 00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:37,958 Second floor. - Thanks. 987 00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,083 Sweetheart listen... - Yes? 988 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,333 Nothing. Go ahead, I will go and get the trolley. 989 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:46,333 Okay? - You are just too much. Hurry up. 990 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,583 Kishan! 991 00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:55,833 Juhi! What are you doing here? 992 00:50:56,333 --> 00:50:57,333 I came here for shopping. 993 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,333 But how did you get the time to visit a mall? 994 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:02,500 I didn't get the time. I came here with my boss for some work. 995 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,875 You don't have time for your wife. 996 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:05,375 And you are visiting a mall with your boss? 997 00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:06,333 Come with me, let's do some shopping. 998 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,541 Shopping... No. Let's go this way instead. 999 00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:09,875 Why over there? 1000 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,083 My boss is over there. 1001 00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:12,500 He will get angry if he will see you with me. 1002 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:13,875 Is he your boss or your wife that he will get angry? 1003 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,500 Nowadays boss think that they are the wife, darling. 1004 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:17,958 Come, let's go there and shop. 1005 00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:21,958 Over there, we don't have to fear anyone. 1006 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,833 Only if your office will leave you alone. 1007 00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:31,958 Give it to me. Let me talk to them. I will tell them... 1008 00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:34,000 I disconnected it. 1009 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,500 Why is he disconnecting my call? 1010 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,541 Look, you will get Everything over here. 1011 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:41,541 Go and check it out. Go. Go. Go. 1012 00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:47,541 Excuse me. 1013 00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:49,250 I need your help. 1014 00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:50,458 Yes? 1015 00:51:50,958 --> 00:51:53,333 Actually, I am here to buy clothes for a newborn. 1016 00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:57,416 But I have no idea what kind of clothes suit on babies. 1017 00:51:57,916 --> 00:51:59,500 Everything suits well on babies. 1018 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,708 But just remember that the material should be soft. 1019 00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:04,291 Money is not a problem. 1020 00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:05,500 I have a lot of money. 1021 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,916 I just want the clothes to be good. 1022 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,833 Hold on... Look over there. 1023 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:13,375 That's the best brand for kids. 1024 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:19,083 I don't use credit cards. In my business we always deal with cash. 1025 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:21,875 I think you can't hear me properly. 1026 00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,833 I mean yearning to hear... a child's laughter. 1027 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:26,500 I am making preparations for that. 1028 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,916 You don't understand... hold on. 1029 00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:30,291 Let me call my husband. 1030 00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,708 He will help you. Okay? Have a look around. 1031 00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:34,708 Listen... - Yes? Are you done? Shall we leave? 1032 00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:35,958 Please help him. 1033 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:38,125 I am unable to help myself and you want me to help others? 1034 00:52:38,625 --> 00:52:39,791 It will take just two minutes. Please help him. - Okay. 1035 00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:43,791 Thank you. - Excuse me? 1036 00:52:46,291 --> 00:52:50,458 Strange. No one is ready to help me. 1037 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:51,500 Let's go. Let's go from here... - My bangles. 1038 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,875 They sell secondhand goods here. Let's go. 1039 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,458 We won't buy anything from here. - Secondhand things in a mall? 1040 00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:55,791 Here it is, Mr. Gulabchand. 1041 00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:59,791 Please check it. 1042 00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:05,708 Can you see properly? 1043 00:53:06,208 --> 00:53:07,291 Are we doing shopping or jogging? - Let's go. 1044 00:53:07,791 --> 00:53:10,708 I can see everything very clearly. 1045 00:53:11,208 --> 00:53:14,708 I can see everything really very clearly. 1046 00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:21,541 I will get into trouble if my boss spots me. 1047 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:24,416 Oh no. 1048 00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:26,500 What's he doing over here? 1049 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,875 What happened? 1050 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,458 I'll go and drink some water, okay? 1051 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:32,708 Hey... 1052 00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:36,125 Okay. So he is his boss. 1053 00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:38,833 Who was that guy with you? 1054 00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:40,083 He was my husband. 1055 00:53:40,583 --> 00:53:42,541 Husband? - He brought his wife here for shopping. 1056 00:53:43,041 --> 00:53:43,750 Do you have a problem with that? 1057 00:53:44,250 --> 00:53:45,166 No, I don't have any problem. 1058 00:53:45,666 --> 00:53:47,000 But you should stay happy, dear. 1059 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:48,291 How can I be happy? 1060 00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,000 He doesn't come home for two days at a time because of you. 1061 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:50,791 Because of me? 1062 00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:53,000 You have made one man in-charge of four offices. 1063 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:54,791 I... - And then you also ask him to accompany you to a mall. 1064 00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:55,625 When did I... 1065 00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,291 You should come here with your wife for shopping... 1066 00:53:57,791 --> 00:53:58,625 And not my husband. 1067 00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:00,416 But... - Are you gay? 1068 00:54:00,916 --> 00:54:03,250 I have a daughter. - Move aside. 1069 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:04,500 Fraud. 1070 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,666 He is already married. 1071 00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:10,291 And he wants to marry my daughter as well. 1072 00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:11,291 Sorry, sister. 1073 00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:12,833 Sister! - Anjali! 1074 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,916 Where were you? - Where was I? 1075 00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:17,083 Where were you? - You have been calling me. 1076 00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:18,875 I have been disconnecting your calls. Where have you been? 1077 00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:20,458 I have been looking for you. 1078 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:21,625 You had gone to take a trolley, right? 1079 00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:23,375 I found a tractor instead... I met my boss up there. 1080 00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:24,291 He made me go crazy. 1081 00:54:24,791 --> 00:54:25,333 Your boss? - Yes. 1082 00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:27,125 He followed you here? - Yes. 1083 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,125 And if he sees us here, he will take me back to office. 1084 00:54:29,625 --> 00:54:30,458 Let's get out of here, quickly. 1085 00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:32,750 Are we shopping or running? 1086 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,458 The discounts will get over. 1087 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,250 I am so dead. 1088 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:39,458 He will not leave me alone here either. 1089 00:54:39,958 --> 00:54:42,583 Oh, so he is your boss. 1090 00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:44,958 He has made our lives miserable. 1091 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,541 I will teach him a lesson. 1092 00:54:47,041 --> 00:54:50,250 Who was the guy who was just talking to you? 1093 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:51,708 He was my husband. - Husband? 1094 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,375 Do you have a problem with that? 1095 00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:54,875 No, I don't have any problem. 1096 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,750 But you are going to have a problem. 1097 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:58,291 He has two... 1098 00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:01,125 Not two, he is handling four offices for you. 1099 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:04,000 Because of you he doesn't get any time to spend with me. 1100 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,625 We have a crib at home but no child. 1101 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:08,666 Crib? Child? 1102 00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:13,166 I am... - You are his boss. But I am his wife. 1103 00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,708 Let me warn you, tomorrow we celebrate the marital fast day. 1104 00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:18,125 If you don't send him home before the moon rises.. 1105 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:19,750 .. then I'll be your worst enemy. 1106 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:23,416 Got it? Move aside now! 1107 00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:26,708 The first one doesn't know that he already has a second one. 1108 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:33,666 And the second one isn't aware of the first one's existence. 1109 00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:35,458 You! 1110 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:36,875 What are you doing over here? 1111 00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:38,708 Surprise! 1112 00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:40,541 You give a lot of surprises. 1113 00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:42,250 Now I can give only what I get, darling. 1114 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:44,916 Look what I bought for you. How is this? 1115 00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:45,958 Is this of my size? 1116 00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:47,666 Size? It will fit someone or the other. 1117 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:48,833 Look at the color, baby. Look at the color. 1118 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:49,875 How's the color? 1119 00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:51,458 Forget that. Come with me. 1120 00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,375 Let me show you what I have selected. 1121 00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:57,000 Come with me. 1122 00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:01,000 Stay here. I will be right back. 1123 00:56:14,791 --> 00:56:16,791 Where did that scoundrel go? 1124 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:20,791 He was here just a moment ago. 1125 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,083 I didn't do anything. 1126 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,666 I didn't do anything. 1127 00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:28,708 I didn't do anything. 1128 00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:31,625 This girl pulled me inside. 1129 00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:32,875 What do you mean by pulled you? 1130 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:35,583 My husband was standing here. 1131 00:56:36,083 --> 00:56:37,333 So he is your husband as well? 1132 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:38,750 What do you mean by yours as well? 1133 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:41,708 Excuse me... what do you want, sir? 1134 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:42,791 Oxygen. 1135 00:56:43,291 --> 00:56:44,125 Then why are looking for it over here? 1136 00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:48,125 Go outside. 1137 00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:54,708 Three wives? 1138 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,666 Instead of marrying such a boy, I'll be happy.. 1139 00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,291 ..if my daughter stays Unmarried all her life. 1140 00:57:00,791 --> 00:57:03,625 Where is he? Let me get hold of him... 1141 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:09,416 He will spend the marital fast day in prison. 1142 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,375 No. No, dear. 1143 00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:14,791 Okay, take it. 1144 00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:15,833 May I help you, ma'am? 1145 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:17,083 Yeah, please. - Yeah. No problem. 1146 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:18,458 Thank you. Thank you so much. - No problem. 1147 00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:22,458 I will help you take this outside. 1148 00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:26,541 Hello. 1149 00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:27,750 When is her birthday? 1150 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:29,250 Actually, we came shopping for her birthday. 1151 00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:30,375 Fourth wife? 1152 00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:31,875 That too with a child? 1153 00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:33,416 She will cut the cake today. 1154 00:57:33,916 --> 00:57:34,583 Stop. Stop. 1155 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,666 Stop. Stop. 1156 00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:38,291 She too is your wife, right? 1157 00:57:38,791 --> 00:57:40,375 Excuse me. He is not my husband. 1158 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:41,625 He is just helping me. 1159 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,833 You shouldn't have told the truth. 1160 00:57:44,333 --> 00:57:46,000 You should have lied like the other three did. 1161 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:48,666 The other three girls lied because I asked them to... 1162 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,291 Together we fooled him. 1163 00:57:50,791 --> 00:57:51,708 You ruined it for me. 1164 00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:53,833 Come, let me help you get outside. April fool. 1165 00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:54,916 You... 1166 00:57:55,416 --> 00:57:58,125 Mind blowing. 1167 00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:01,416 April fool? 1168 00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:04,375 Good that he fooled you. 1169 00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:05,291 But... 1170 00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,458 You are suspicious about him, right? That's why he did this to you. 1171 00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:10,583 But... in front of everyone in the mall... - But what? 1172 00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:15,208 How could you even think that one man can marry three times? 1173 00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:20,291 Stop laughing. Please. Stop laughing. Stop laughing. 1174 00:58:20,791 --> 00:58:23,750 The boy who can make an April fool of me in the month of October... 1175 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,166 He can do anything. 1176 00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,875 Stop laughing... 1177 00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:31,875 Stop laughing. 1178 00:59:52,583 --> 00:59:55,000 I am expressing my sorrow and you are dancing? 1179 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,208 Sit down. 1180 00:59:57,708 --> 01:00:01,416 Sit. 1181 01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:04,875 You know what happened today? 1182 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:08,291 All the three stumps where balled away, boss. 1183 01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:12,500 My three wives fought with Deepika's father. 1184 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,833 But you know, your brother still didn't get stumped out. 1185 01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:22,416 I took the fourth one in front of him and said April fool. 1186 01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:25,000 Brother, you are sloshed. 1187 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,916 So far I just have three. 1188 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:30,583 The fourth one is yet to come, my brother. 1189 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:34,333 Fourth is pending. 1190 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:36,416 You know everything. 1191 01:00:36,916 --> 01:00:40,541 But fourth is not actually fourth. 1192 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:43,083 She is the first. 1193 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:45,458 You know everything. 1194 01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:47,208 She met me first. 1195 01:00:47,708 --> 01:00:49,916 She loved me first. 1196 01:00:50,416 --> 01:00:54,166 She wanted to marry me first. 1197 01:00:54,666 --> 01:01:02,416 But before we marry... I was buried. 1198 01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:06,250 You know everything. 1199 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:11,000 I met with three accidents, got three wives. 1200 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,958 And not in a very big gap. 1201 01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:17,666 One after the other, boss. One after the other. 1202 01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:19,958 I was attacked thrice. 1203 01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:24,666 The earth moved away from below my feet. 1204 01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:27,875 But I am still standing. 1205 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:29,500 Do you understand? 1206 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,458 You know everything. 1207 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:35,666 I understand, my brother. 1208 01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:40,750 What do you understand? 1209 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:43,958 What do you understand? 1210 01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:46,083 Do you understand what happens when Anjali changes.. 1211 01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:50,833 ..the shirt Simran had made me wear? 1212 01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:56,125 Do you understand what happens I address Juhi as Anjali? 1213 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:58,250 He says he understands. 1214 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:02,208 He understands. 1215 01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:06,875 Have you ever seen a star embroidered on an underwear? 1216 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:12,375 She makes such a big star with a thick thread on my underwear. 1217 01:02:12,875 --> 01:02:15,708 I cannot tell the second one that what is hurting me... 1218 01:02:16,208 --> 01:02:19,833 Because it has been made by the first one. 1219 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:22,625 Do you understand? 1220 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:26,708 When my three wives affectionately feed me, I love that. 1221 01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,375 It's love, emotions. 1222 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:32,375 But... 1223 01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:36,375 Do you understand the motions caused because of those emotions? 1224 01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:45,000 You only understand Newton. 1225 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:48,166 Call your Newton here. 1226 01:02:48,666 --> 01:02:50,958 Call him here. Forget three, get him married just twice... 1227 01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:57,583 You can change my name if your Newton won't take a u-turn. 1228 01:02:58,083 --> 01:03:01,500 He understands. 1229 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,125 Tomorrow is the marital fast day. 1230 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:08,083 All my three wives have said that they want me before.. 1231 01:03:08,583 --> 01:03:11,375 ..them when the moon rises. 1232 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:14,541 Face to face. 1233 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:18,458 Ask... ask your uncle.. what is his name? 1234 01:03:18,958 --> 01:03:23,333 Ask Newton, does he have any formula... 1235 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:31,875 Is there any idea to produce one man at three places at the same time? 1236 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,125 Is there any science? 1237 01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:37,875 He understands. 1238 01:03:38,375 --> 01:03:41,916 Man... 1239 01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:44,166 You know... 1240 01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,875 You know... 1241 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:51,875 What do you know? 1242 01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:55,333 But You know everything, Boss. 1243 01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:59,500 You got me trapped in three marriages. 1244 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,541 Now You are the one who will get me out of this mess. 1245 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:05,208 And You are the one who will help the moon rise. 1246 01:04:05,708 --> 01:04:07,250 And You are the one who will help me rise out of this mess. 1247 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:09,291 Otherwise, I will be dead, Boss. 1248 01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:10,750 Please save me. 1249 01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:13,083 I am like your younger brother. 1250 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,958 The one up above... 1251 01:04:16,458 --> 01:04:18,875 Hello? 1252 01:04:19,375 --> 01:04:22,875 Hello!! 1253 01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:33,000 All across the country married woman.. 1254 01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:35,958 ..are fasting for their husband's long life. 1255 01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:40,208 Woman got all decked up and are ready in the morning itself. 1256 01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:42,458 And as the dusk arrives.. 1257 01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:44,833 ..they all have either gone to the terrace or are near the windows. 1258 01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,166 Now they are waiting for the moon to rise. 1259 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:51,166 The moon rise is expected in another half an hour. 1260 01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,916 There is only half an hour left for the moon to rise. 1261 01:06:00,416 --> 01:06:02,541 How will you show all three, your face at the same time? 1262 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:06,541 Have you thought of something? 1263 01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:10,500 I have. 1264 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,500 The moon will be seen and so will I. 1265 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:24,458 Hello? 1266 01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:26,250 You are waiting for me, right? 1267 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:27,375 But I am not coming. 1268 01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:28,291 What? - What? 1269 01:06:28,791 --> 01:06:30,750 Your husband does everything differently, sweetheart. 1270 01:06:31,250 --> 01:06:32,333 As we got married in a different manner... 1271 01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:34,750 We should end your fast also in a different way. 1272 01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:37,791 The name you are hiding in your palm... 1273 01:06:38,291 --> 01:06:40,041 Go and look out from the balcony... 1274 01:06:40,541 --> 01:06:44,041 He has brought the moon in this palm for you.. 1275 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,375 Listen... 1276 01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,208 Where can I find Shivram Kishan? 1277 01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:31,833 Go straight, on the right there is a temple. 1278 01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:32,541 You will find them there. 1279 01:11:33,041 --> 01:11:36,375 Go and call him here. Tell him his father is here. 1280 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:38,083 I should call the Gods? 1281 01:11:38,583 --> 01:11:39,750 Are you drunk? 1282 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:42,208 You are joking with a senior citizen? 1283 01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:45,208 Shivram Kishan is my son's name. - Oh. 1284 01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:46,791 Listen... 1285 01:11:47,291 --> 01:11:49,041 I don't like drinking. 1286 01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:51,166 I drink to drown my sorrows. 1287 01:11:51,666 --> 01:11:52,500 This is what Rishi Kapoor said. 1288 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,375 Oh no, Rishi Kapoor didn't say that. 1289 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,708 He was the hero of the film. 1290 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,208 Anand Bakshi said it. 1291 01:11:57,708 --> 01:12:00,916 I listen to the radio 24/7. I know everything. 1292 01:12:01,416 --> 01:12:04,583 You remember the names of the people in the film industry. 1293 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:05,500 Uncle... 1294 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,625 You are a watchman. - Why did he come here? 1295 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,916 You should know who all stay in this building. 1296 01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:11,916 Uncle... 1297 01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,375 Sorry. 1298 01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,083 Karan! 1299 01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:16,291 I seek your blessings. 1300 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:17,833 God bless you. 1301 01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,416 How are you? 1302 01:12:19,916 --> 01:12:21,333 I am absolutely fine. 1303 01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:24,666 Tell me where in this labyrinth does our Bholu stay? 1304 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:27,708 Come with me. 1305 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:29,458 What bring you here all of a sudden? 1306 01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:31,000 It's not sudden, son. 1307 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,833 I've been planning to meet my son and his wife since a long time. 1308 01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:35,208 So I came here today. 1309 01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:36,500 Come on, quickly take me to their house. 1310 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:37,708 House? Which house? 1311 01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:40,958 I mean which wife's photo had he sent you? 1312 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,333 Which wife? 1313 01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:43,791 Does he have many? 1314 01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:47,208 No. I mean which photo of his wife did he send you? 1315 01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:50,000 Actually, the security of this place is very tight. 1316 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,291 You have to show the owner's photo at the lift. 1317 01:12:52,791 --> 01:12:55,750 Only then does it stop at that floor. 1318 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:58,041 I am telling the truth. 1319 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:02,041 Strange. 1320 01:13:04,583 --> 01:13:06,333 This is the photo he has sent me. 1321 01:13:06,833 --> 01:13:08,250 Oh, sixth floor. 1322 01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:12,250 Come with me. Come, let's go. 1323 01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:23,291 Even the army doesn't have such tight security. 1324 01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:26,208 This is how it is here. 1325 01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:27,958 Son, will I need to show the photo every day? 1326 01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:31,541 No. Once it is logged into the system, I mean stored... 1327 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:34,166 You just have to come and press on the 6th floor button.. 1328 01:13:34,666 --> 01:13:36,666 If you press any other button, it will ring the alarm. 1329 01:13:37,166 --> 01:13:41,041 Oh. Fine. 1330 01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:42,500 We have reached. 1331 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:47,500 Your Bholu stays here. And your nave daughter-in-law. 1332 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,791 From Kumar Shivram Kishan to Ram Kumar? 1333 01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:52,416 People make a big name in the city and he has cut his name short. 1334 01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:56,416 That's because he does big things, uncle. 1335 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:13,333 Yes, Karan? 1336 01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:14,541 Your father is here. 1337 01:14:15,041 --> 01:14:16,083 Father is here? Where is he? 1338 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,250 He is here. - Here where? 1339 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:20,375 Here, at your house, on the sixth floor. 1340 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:24,416 What? Father has come from the village. Mother... 1341 01:14:24,916 --> 01:14:26,416 Not your mother, your father is here. 1342 01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:27,791 Mother too is here. 1343 01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:31,500 She is standing right before me. 1344 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:32,500 What do I do now? 1345 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:33,625 What will you do? 1346 01:14:34,125 --> 01:14:34,833 Do one thing... 1347 01:14:35,333 --> 01:14:36,500 You had sent her Juhi's photo, right? 1348 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000 Quickly take her to the fourth floor. 1349 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:39,833 Then we will decide what we should do. 1350 01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:42,750 I... will meet you in some time. Okay? 1351 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:45,500 Vishal, how do I know where you can find fried bread. 1352 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,458 Mother! 1353 01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:49,541 Mother! 1354 01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,625 I seek your blessing. - My Bholu! 1355 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,166 Always be happy, son. 1356 01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:56,916 You have gone fat. 1357 01:14:57,416 --> 01:14:58,083 Fat? - Yes. 1358 01:14:58,583 --> 01:15:00,500 You are the first mother in this world to call her child fat. 1359 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,500 Usually all mothers say, "You have lost weight." 1360 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:07,041 Son, I thought I should say something different as I am in the city. 1361 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:09,875 Otherwise you will think that your mother is orthodox. 1362 01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:12,750 Okay. But, why did you come here without informing me? 1363 01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:15,083 Why? Did you feel bad? - Yes, of course. 1364 01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:18,791 No, I mean if you would have informed me I would have sent one or two... 1365 01:15:19,291 --> 01:15:20,833 Sent one or two... where? Why? How? 1366 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:21,791 What do you mean? - My office staff. 1367 01:15:22,291 --> 01:15:23,166 To receive you. 1368 01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:26,833 I know how busy you are. - Yes, mother. 1369 01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:28,791 That's why I came here without informing you. 1370 01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:30,083 Come on, introduce me to your wife. 1371 01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:31,500 You did the right thing. - Come on, let's go. 1372 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,083 You did the right thing, mother. 1373 01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:35,416 Come... 1374 01:15:35,916 --> 01:15:38,500 It's a big house. 1375 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,916 Juhi, look who is here. 1376 01:15:42,416 --> 01:15:44,166 Why did you bring her? Couldn't you find anyone younger? 1377 01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:45,500 Younger? - Yes. 1378 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,083 What work will a maid of this age be able to do? 1379 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:48,125 Maid? 1380 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,250 Not a maid, she is my mother. Your mother-in-law. 1381 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:53,166 Come here and seek her blessings. 1382 01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:55,458 Mother! I am sorry. 1383 01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:56,958 I am sorry, mother. - God bless you, dear. 1384 01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:58,458 God bless you. 1385 01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:03,833 I know females in the city only wait for their maids. 1386 01:16:04,333 --> 01:16:07,458 But dear, mothers and sisters too pay a visit sometimes. 1387 01:16:07,958 --> 01:16:09,375 Wow. Well said, mother. You are amazing. 1388 01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:10,166 Shut up. 1389 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:13,500 Go and keep my bags inside. 1390 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,125 But why didn't you inform us that you are coming here? 1391 01:16:15,625 --> 01:16:17,750 From where I am, we only inform when someone leaves... 1392 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:19,708 Not when someone arrives. 1393 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,291 Father didn't come with you? 1394 01:16:21,791 --> 01:16:25,291 Your father left 15 years ago. 1395 01:16:25,791 --> 01:16:26,750 I am so sorry, mother. 1396 01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,375 I didn't know that father is no longer.. - He is alive. 1397 01:16:29,875 --> 01:16:30,791 He is very much alive. 1398 01:16:31,291 --> 01:16:33,000 And he is having a lot of fun too. 1399 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:40,208 After he married a fair-skinned female from Kashmir we parted ways. 1400 01:16:40,708 --> 01:16:43,375 But father, why did you and mother separate? 1401 01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,250 Now what do I say, dear? 1402 01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:48,375 A breeze blew and a flower fell off from the branch... 1403 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:53,625 It's either the fault of the breeze nor of the branch. 1404 01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:54,958 I didn't get you. 1405 01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:56,625 Let me explain. 1406 01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:59,500 The thing is, uncle liked to recite poetry when he was in the army. 1407 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,625 The army man part of him has retired but the poet in him is still active. 1408 01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:04,541 This was a poetry? 1409 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:06,375 Yes. 1410 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:08,500 Father, you should stop reciting poetries. 1411 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,875 I am sure mother will come back to you. 1412 01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:14,750 When are you giving me "the good news"? 1413 01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:16,625 Mother, I will go and meet Karan. 1414 01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:19,666 Okay. - Mother, Karan will give you "the good news." 1415 01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:21,458 He spends me time with him than with me. 1416 01:17:21,958 --> 01:17:23,625 Did you hear her taunt? 1417 01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:26,708 Son, your father was in the army. 1418 01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:30,708 Yet he spared enough time to make it possible for me to see your face. 1419 01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,625 Mother, you have started talking about children as soon as you came. 1420 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:36,041 Sit, relax. Enjoy your breakfast. I will back in a jiffy. Okay? 1421 01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:38,416 He has not one but four offices, uncle. 1422 01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:40,458 Why does he need four offices? 1423 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:44,083 Why doesn't he combine all four and get them under one roof? 1424 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:45,791 Have you studied science, uncle? 1425 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:46,666 No. 1426 01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:49,875 Superb. Then you will understand this even better. 1427 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:55,458 When sulfate, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen are filled into a cylinder... 1428 01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,166 It doesn't just burn a stove but the entire house. 1429 01:17:57,666 --> 01:18:00,166 It causes a blast. 1430 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:01,833 Are you married? 1431 01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:02,625 No. 1432 01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:05,125 Then you will understand this even better. 1433 01:18:05,625 --> 01:18:08,500 A house runs on home-science and not science. 1434 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:09,708 Okay, uncle. 1435 01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:11,500 Father, when did you arrive? 1436 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,875 I seek your blessings. 1437 01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:17,500 Father! Where are you these days? 1438 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,958 Your wife told me that you don't come home at night. 1439 01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:21,500 Are you a businessman or a watchman? 1440 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:22,875 What do I do? I have a lot of work to do. 1441 01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:23,791 I don't get the time. 1442 01:18:24,291 --> 01:18:26,250 You need to balance your work and your home life. 1443 01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,666 Because a house.. - Runs on home-science and not science. 1444 01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:30,750 Heard that? 1445 01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:33,500 He is not even married and yet he understands. 1446 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,083 You too should understand. 1447 01:18:35,583 --> 01:18:36,791 You should spend some time with your wife as well. 1448 01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:38,250 You should keep her happy. 1449 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:40,500 I keep her happy. Now do you want me to crack jokes to her? 1450 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,500 You keep me happy? 1451 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:43,833 Tell me, what's so special about tomorrow? 1452 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,000 Tomorrow? 1453 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,000 Forget whatever it is. 1454 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:47,250 Tomorrow we are going to give father a tour of Mumbai. 1455 01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:48,083 He is leaving the day after tomorrow. 1456 01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:50,208 Who said I am leaving? I have just come here. 1457 01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:52,166 I want to meet my old friends. 1458 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,333 I am not going anywhere for another 20 days. 1459 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,666 Dear, you were saying something, right? 1460 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:57,583 What's so special about tomorrow? 1461 01:18:58,083 --> 01:18:59,625 Father, tomorrow is my birthday. 1462 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:03,416 Really? - Did you remember? 1463 01:19:03,916 --> 01:19:04,583 Yes, of course. 1464 01:19:05,083 --> 01:19:06,958 A man can lose his memory but never forget his wife's birthday. 1465 01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:08,791 Tomorrow I will celebrate your birthday in such a way... 1466 01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:12,791 You will feel as if it's your first birthday. 1467 01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:19,708 Bholu, have you made all the arrangements? 1468 01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:20,625 Yes, father. I am on it. 1469 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:22,833 Okay, listen, I am going to the market... 1470 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:24,500 To buy a gift for Anjali. 1471 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,875 Don't cut the cake until I come back. - Okay. 1472 01:19:28,375 --> 01:19:33,708 Sweetheart, I must say... you don't look like 35 years old. 1473 01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:36,750 Hey! Shut up! I am only 26. 1474 01:19:37,250 --> 01:19:37,500 Heard that? 1475 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:38,833 If I had asked a direct question she would have said 21. 1476 01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:43,500 Now she at least mentioned somewhere close to her real age. 1477 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,500 Karan, check who is at the door. 1478 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:59,125 Doomed! 1479 01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:03,416 Simran and Juhi. 1480 01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:04,125 What? 1481 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,416 Your two wives have come to meet the third one. 1482 01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:07,875 Why have they come to meet her? 1483 01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:11,625 What do I know? 1484 01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,083 Open the door. Someone is ringing the bell. 1485 01:20:14,583 --> 01:20:14,875 It's the kids, darling. 1486 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:16,208 They are just ringing the bell and running away. - Yes. 1487 01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:17,583 I don't think it's the kids, my friends must be here. 1488 01:20:18,083 --> 01:20:18,833 I have invited them as well. 1489 01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:20,541 I'll go and answer the door. - Friends? 1490 01:20:21,041 --> 01:20:23,416 When did they become friends? 1491 01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:25,958 I am so dead. 1492 01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:28,208 Yes, actually. 1493 01:20:28,708 --> 01:20:29,000 Hi! - Hi! 1494 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:30,916 Hi Juhi! Hi Simran! 1495 01:20:31,416 --> 01:20:32,500 I was waiting for you two. - I am hiding myself. 1496 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,000 What are you doing? - Happy birthday. 1497 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,500 There is no place to hide here. - Many many happy returns of the day. 1498 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:37,916 Thank you so much. 1499 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:39,833 Move aside, Karan. - Why didn't you tell us beforehand? 1500 01:20:40,333 --> 01:20:41,333 We would have brought a gift for you. 1501 01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:42,791 Your husbands didn't accompany you? 1502 01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:44,541 My husband is on a night duty. 1503 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:45,666 Mine too. 1504 01:20:46,166 --> 01:20:47,250 Luckily my husband is at home today. 1505 01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:49,166 He is on my duty today. - Back off. 1506 01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:50,583 Come, let me introduce you to my husband. 1507 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:51,375 Let's go. 1508 01:20:51,875 --> 01:20:53,750 I am going to jump down. - Have you lost your mind? You will die. 1509 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:57,750 I just got lucky. 1510 01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:10,708 What have you... - Let me explain. 1511 01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:13,166 To you, to you and to you too. 1512 01:21:13,666 --> 01:21:15,500 And me as well. You have ruined everyone's cake. 1513 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,541 And your face is also completely unrecognizable 1514 01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:20,958 Really? 1515 01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:24,291 Happy birthday to you. 1516 01:21:24,791 --> 01:21:26,416 What's wrong with your voice? 1517 01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:29,416 I swallowed the candle along with the cake. 1518 01:21:29,916 --> 01:21:31,083 The candle keeps flickering inside. 1519 01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:32,083 I cannot speak properly. 1520 01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:33,916 But why did you put your face on the cake? 1521 01:21:34,416 --> 01:21:36,166 It's your birthday. Everybody would have applied cake on your face. 1522 01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:38,916 I thought I should apply it on mine instead. 1523 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,541 You are just too much. Go and quickly wash your face. 1524 01:21:42,041 --> 01:21:42,916 Then I will introduce you to them. 1525 01:21:43,416 --> 01:21:45,958 No. Today is your birthday. This is your birthday cake. 1526 01:21:46,458 --> 01:21:47,583 I will stay this way all day long. 1527 01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:49,166 Let me meet your friends. 1528 01:21:49,666 --> 01:21:50,666 Hello, Simran. Hello, Juhi. 1529 01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:52,125 Hi. - Hello. 1530 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:58,208 Wait a minute. How do you know their names? 1531 01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:01,291 Sister-in-law, you took their names when you met them at the door. 1532 01:22:01,791 --> 01:22:02,083 Oh. 1533 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:04,750 The cake is on my face and not inside my ears. 1534 01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:07,250 Karan, what are you doing over here? 1535 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:10,625 I.. sister-in-law, I am a lawyer. I handle all the legal matters. 1536 01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:11,750 Sister-in-law, she is my sister-in-law. 1537 01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:12,833 And sister-in-law, she is my sister-in-law. 1538 01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:14,125 All married female in this building are my sisters-in-law. 1539 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:15,500 I have 32 sisters-in-law and 30 brothers. 1540 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:16,500 Why are there 2 less brothers? 1541 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:17,541 There are two extra sisters-in-law. 1542 01:22:18,041 --> 01:22:18,750 Idiot! 1543 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,583 Have you come here to celebrate my wife's birthday or.. 1544 01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:22,875 ..count your brothers and sisters-in-law? 1545 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,500 Happy birthday to you. 1546 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,458 Thank you, sweetheart. Come, let's click a selfie. 1547 01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:29,541 Superb idea. 1548 01:22:30,041 --> 01:22:32,416 I too will click a selfie with my hubby on my birthday. 1549 01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:34,958 Go ahead, click it. I didn't stop you. 1550 01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:36,833 With you? - Yes. 1551 01:22:37,333 --> 01:22:41,666 All husbands look the same when they have cake on their face. 1552 01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:43,500 My God, your husband is so funny. 1553 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,333 I know. - I think we all need a photo. 1554 01:22:45,833 --> 01:22:46,916 Yes. - Let's take a selfie. Come. - Yeah. 1555 01:22:47,416 --> 01:22:48,875 Come, my sisters-in-law. 1556 01:22:49,375 --> 01:22:49,833 Come, come. 1557 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:52,375 I'll show this photo to everyone at the club's function tomorrow. 1558 01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:56,375 Smile! 1559 01:23:15,041 --> 01:23:18,541 Rukmani? 1560 01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:26,583 You? 1561 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:32,916 I am seeing you after ages. 1562 01:23:33,416 --> 01:23:34,250 How are you? 1563 01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:35,500 See for yourself... 1564 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,458 How incomplete your soldier is without you. 1565 01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,875 You had brought a fair-skinned female from Kashmir, right? 1566 01:23:41,375 --> 01:23:44,500 I fell in love with her because I missed you, Rukmani. 1567 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,041 I could see your face in hers. 1568 01:23:47,541 --> 01:23:51,916 I was a fool not to be able to see your face in a doctor or an engineer's face. 1569 01:23:52,416 --> 01:23:53,958 And I kept waiting for you. 1570 01:23:54,458 --> 01:23:56,166 You don't know... 1571 01:23:56,666 --> 01:23:58,791 The day that female came before me... 1572 01:23:59,291 --> 01:24:01,208 That night the temperature had gone below zero. 1573 01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:05,458 Even if the temperature falls, a person resistance shouldn't. 1574 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,041 Please forget about it. 1575 01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:10,375 Please forgive me. 1576 01:24:10,875 --> 01:24:13,791 That girl from Kashmir passed away after five years. 1577 01:24:14,291 --> 01:24:15,833 That was bound to happen. 1578 01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:20,458 Not everyone can survive a soldier's attitude. 1579 01:24:20,958 --> 01:24:23,250 You are just too much. 1580 01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:26,958 You know that our Bholu got married? 1581 01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:30,250 Yes, my Bholu's wife is so sweet. 1582 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,000 She is really well-cultured. 1583 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:33,291 She takes good care of me. 1584 01:24:33,791 --> 01:24:37,583 She takes such good care of me. - Of me as well.. 1585 01:24:38,083 --> 01:24:40,291 When did you meet her? I am staying with her. 1586 01:24:40,791 --> 01:24:42,000 Who are you staying with? 1587 01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:44,041 She is with me. - What are you saying? 1588 01:24:44,541 --> 01:24:46,000 On which floor are you staying? - On the fourth floor. 1589 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,250 And I am on the sixth. 1590 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:49,166 This means... this means..! 1591 01:24:49,666 --> 01:24:51,750 Your son is just like you. 1592 01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:54,125 He too got married twice. 1593 01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:56,500 Today it's either him or me. 1594 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,875 Wait, Rukmani. 1595 01:24:58,375 --> 01:25:00,583 I have seen happiness in my daughter-in-law's eyes... 1596 01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:03,041 And loyalty in my son's eyes. 1597 01:25:03,541 --> 01:25:04,625 I too noticed that. 1598 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:06,333 We will talk to him. 1599 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:09,625 But until then, we will let things be as they are. 1600 01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:13,125 We will meet the mornings and evenings, here, in the garden. 1601 01:25:13,625 --> 01:25:15,666 Will you come to meet me, Rukmani? 1602 01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:18,916 I have been waiting for you since the past 15 years. 1603 01:25:19,416 --> 01:25:22,916 And still you ask me that question. 1604 01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:32,666 Father? 1605 01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:35,500 Mother? 1606 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,416 What happened? Why did you two stop? 1607 01:25:37,916 --> 01:25:38,625 Hurry up. 1608 01:25:39,125 --> 01:25:42,625 If we are late, the performance in the club will begin. 1609 01:26:06,041 --> 01:26:09,541 That's my friend. 1610 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:42,333 Fantastic! 1611 01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:44,208 Come on, let's go meet her. Let's go. 1612 01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:45,750 Sure. 1613 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:48,041 Hi! 1614 01:28:48,541 --> 01:28:51,041 Superb performance Deepika. We thoroughly enjoyed it. 1615 01:28:51,541 --> 01:28:52,916 Meet my friends, Anjali and Juhi. 1616 01:28:53,416 --> 01:28:53,666 Hi. - Hi. 1617 01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:55,416 We loved your performance. 1618 01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:57,291 You were stunning. - Thank you. 1619 01:28:57,791 --> 01:28:58,833 Thank you isn't enough. 1620 01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:00,250 You will have to come to my place for tea. 1621 01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:01,791 Sure. - And have lunch at my place. 1622 01:29:02,291 --> 01:29:03,208 And dinner at my place. 1623 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:04,875 We three stay in the same building. 1624 01:29:05,375 --> 01:29:06,625 Oh wow. In the same building? 1625 01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:07,583 So cool. 1626 01:29:08,083 --> 01:29:08,708 So tell us, when are you coming? 1627 01:29:09,208 --> 01:29:11,750 Actually, I am soon going to get married. 1628 01:29:12,250 --> 01:29:13,500 I will come with my husband. 1629 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:14,458 Promise? 1630 01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:18,125 Promise. 1631 01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:20,333 Thank you. 1632 01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:22,000 Give it to her. - Okay. - Thank you. 1633 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:25,291 You know, I always have an ice-candy from here whenever I go from here? 1634 01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:27,000 It's yummy, you know. 1635 01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:28,833 But you shouldn't consume so many calories. 1636 01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:32,916 Husbands keep their arm around your waist only till its slim. 1637 01:29:33,416 --> 01:29:35,125 I think you shouldn't fall in love looking only at the waist. 1638 01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:37,208 Love should be forever. 1639 01:29:37,708 --> 01:29:41,208 Like them, you know. 1640 01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:46,375 My mother-in-law. - My father-in-law. 1641 01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:47,041 What? 1642 01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:49,500 They are your mother-in-law and father-in-law? 1643 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:52,000 I am so sorry. I thought they are husband and wife. 1644 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:53,875 What is this my mother doing here, in Mumbai? 1645 01:29:54,375 --> 01:29:55,916 And my father-in-law too. 1646 01:29:56,416 --> 01:29:58,500 You are here and the brightness is back. 1647 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,500 Otherwise, the lamps were losing their luminance. 1648 01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:05,541 At this age one should be lighting lamps in front of the photo. 1649 01:30:06,041 --> 01:30:10,208 And you want to bring light back into your life. 1650 01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:12,500 Stop your nonsense. Have you lost your mind? 1651 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,750 I am telling the truth. Your father is romancing at this age. 1652 01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:17,041 Who will he romance with at this age? 1653 01:30:17,541 --> 01:30:19,375 You know my friend Juhi, who stays on the fourth floor? 1654 01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:23,916 He is having an affair with her mother-in-law. 1655 01:30:24,416 --> 01:30:25,875 You mean mother and father have met? 1656 01:30:26,375 --> 01:30:27,291 Mother and father? 1657 01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,333 Our father and their mother have met? 1658 01:30:29,833 --> 01:30:32,000 Yes. We saw them together twice today. 1659 01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:33,750 The first time we saw them, They were hugging each other in the garden. 1660 01:30:34,250 --> 01:30:36,666 And the second time at Bandstand, drinking coconut water. 1661 01:30:37,166 --> 01:30:38,750 Is it? 1662 01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:42,125 One heart tells to the other. 1663 01:30:42,625 --> 01:30:45,916 I have fallen in love, again. 1664 01:30:46,416 --> 01:30:47,291 Father is back. 1665 01:30:47,791 --> 01:30:49,166 Ask him where was he. 1666 01:30:49,666 --> 01:30:53,708 Father... 1667 01:30:54,208 --> 01:30:54,916 Where were you? 1668 01:30:55,416 --> 01:30:58,500 Dear, I had gone to the army club to kill some time. 1669 01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:01,791 Oh really? But there is no army club over here. 1670 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:02,833 Yes, there isn't. 1671 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:05,500 I searched hard, but I couldn't find it. 1672 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:07,958 And you, come inside. 1673 01:31:08,458 --> 01:31:10,041 I want to discuss something very important with you. 1674 01:31:10,541 --> 01:31:11,916 Can I finish a small task and then join you, father? 1675 01:31:12,416 --> 01:31:15,791 Do come back. - Sure. 1676 01:31:16,291 --> 01:31:18,625 Listen... why was he staring at you as if you are doing something wrong? 1677 01:31:19,125 --> 01:31:20,833 This is the problem with senior citizens. 1678 01:31:21,333 --> 01:31:27,000 They do something wrong and pretend as if you are doing something wrong. 1679 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:29,333 Just make sure that he doesn't call up mother. 1680 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:32,916 Mother? - Their mother... the one he is having an affair with. 1681 01:31:33,416 --> 01:31:34,333 Not my mother. 1682 01:31:34,833 --> 01:31:36,208 Yes. 1683 01:31:36,708 --> 01:31:40,208 "For the first time, I have seen love in my beloved's eyes." 1684 01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:51,625 Mother... 1685 01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:53,625 You were not in the garden. 1686 01:31:54,125 --> 01:31:55,166 Where were you? 1687 01:31:55,666 --> 01:31:58,625 I met a lady of this building in the garden. 1688 01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:00,875 I went to attend a spiritual discourse with her. 1689 01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:02,625 Okay. 1690 01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:05,250 You really enjoying attending a spiritual discourse, don't you? 1691 01:32:05,750 --> 01:32:10,500 Dear, at this age one enjoys attending spiritual discourses. 1692 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,041 Make me a cup of tea, please. 1693 01:32:13,541 --> 01:32:16,416 Should I give you coconut water instead? 1694 01:32:16,916 --> 01:32:18,458 I already had coconut water. 1695 01:32:18,958 --> 01:32:19,666 At the spiritual discourse? 1696 01:32:20,166 --> 01:32:23,916 But the coconut water is found in the coconut. 1697 01:32:24,416 --> 01:32:26,166 I think you are tired. 1698 01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:30,166 Let me make tea for you instead. 1699 01:32:37,916 --> 01:32:41,916 Where is mother? - Kishan, come here. 1700 01:32:42,416 --> 01:32:44,041 You should send mother back to the village. 1701 01:32:44,541 --> 01:32:45,583 Why? You cannot serve her anymore? 1702 01:32:46,083 --> 01:32:47,416 No. You don't know. 1703 01:32:47,916 --> 01:32:49,541 Mother is having an affair. 1704 01:32:50,041 --> 01:32:51,541 What nonsense! - Honestly. 1705 01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:55,000 She is romancing sixth floor's Anjali's father-in-law. 1706 01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:56,541 Oh really? 1707 01:32:57,041 --> 01:32:58,041 You aren't surprised. - I am surprised. 1708 01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:00,833 A lot, from within. But what can we do? 1709 01:33:01,333 --> 01:33:03,125 When someone stays away from someone for a long time... 1710 01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:04,500 This happens. 1711 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:05,833 But this is wrong. 1712 01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:08,500 Why? Don't you get upset when you have to spend two nights without me? 1713 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,000 Mother got separated from father 15 years ago. 1714 01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:14,500 It is possible that mother sees her husband in that man. 1715 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:15,375 Oh really? 1716 01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:17,625 In how many woman do you see me? - Three. 1717 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:19,333 Two of them are married and one is still single. 1718 01:33:19,833 --> 01:33:21,875 If you ask stupid questions you will get stupid replies. 1719 01:33:22,375 --> 01:33:24,541 Just make sure she doesn't call up father. 1720 01:33:25,041 --> 01:33:25,833 Their father. 1721 01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:27,250 Do I have to explain everything? 1722 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:28,500 When did I ask that? 1723 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,416 But you were going to. 1724 01:33:30,916 --> 01:33:32,208 You know darling, I love you. 1725 01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:35,041 So I know what you are about to ask. 1726 01:33:35,541 --> 01:33:36,625 I love you too. 1727 01:33:37,125 --> 01:33:41,458 I pray everyone gets a husband like you. 1728 01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:45,458 Okay. Okay. 1729 01:33:54,333 --> 01:33:55,500 'What does he do?' 1730 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:57,958 'He works at a security agency, sir.' 1731 01:33:58,458 --> 01:33:59,916 'Are you sure he is the one you are going to get married to?' 1732 01:34:00,416 --> 01:34:03,708 'Yes, sir.' 1733 01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:05,625 I just spoke to Anjali. - Okay. 1734 01:34:06,125 --> 01:34:08,041 She is coming with her husband. Let's take her along. 1735 01:34:08,541 --> 01:34:11,000 I keep dreaming about having a child... 1736 01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:13,958 Whereas you don't even have time to love your wife. 1737 01:34:14,458 --> 01:34:15,375 There is a time to love, sweetheart. 1738 01:34:15,875 --> 01:34:20,500 You want me to love you now, in front of everyone? 1739 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:22,916 Love you, sweetheart. 1740 01:34:23,416 --> 01:34:23,916 Anjali? 1741 01:34:24,416 --> 01:34:26,625 Strange. You just said no to love. 1742 01:34:27,125 --> 01:34:29,208 It's a completely different feeling to love after refusing to. 1743 01:34:29,708 --> 01:34:30,958 I won't let you go. 1744 01:34:31,458 --> 01:34:32,500 You are so sweet. 1745 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:34,041 Her husband is so romantic. 1746 01:34:34,541 --> 01:34:35,375 He started in the compound itself. 1747 01:34:35,875 --> 01:34:36,916 So sweet. 1748 01:34:37,416 --> 01:34:39,333 I pray everyone gets a husband like him. 1749 01:34:39,833 --> 01:34:40,916 I am late once again. 1750 01:34:41,416 --> 01:34:44,750 What lie will I say today? 1751 01:34:45,250 --> 01:34:46,750 Sir? 1752 01:34:47,250 --> 01:34:48,666 Champa! 1753 01:34:49,166 --> 01:34:49,583 Madam! 1754 01:34:50,083 --> 01:34:53,583 Who is she? - My maid. 1755 01:35:27,916 --> 01:35:31,416 It doesn't feel right. 1756 01:35:34,166 --> 01:35:35,375 Now I have loved you in front of everyone because you insisted. 1757 01:35:35,875 --> 01:35:36,666 What will people say if they see us like this? 1758 01:35:37,166 --> 01:35:38,250 Go. Your friends must be waiting for you. 1759 01:35:38,750 --> 01:35:40,333 Go on. 1760 01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:42,250 How does he know? 1761 01:35:42,750 --> 01:35:45,416 I sometimes don't understand what he says or does. 1762 01:35:45,916 --> 01:35:47,416 Disgusting. - What happened, Champa? 1763 01:35:47,916 --> 01:35:50,500 Sir, I don't understand what is going on in this society. 1764 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,791 Sir was hugging some other woman. 1765 01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:55,291 And madam was watching it. And she didn't even say anything. 1766 01:35:55,791 --> 01:35:57,500 It's nothing. - It's nothing? 1767 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,500 You say it's nothing? 1768 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,041 Now if someone else gets "the good news"... 1769 01:36:01,541 --> 01:36:03,708 Don't tell anyone that I told you that sir was with someone else... 1770 01:36:04,208 --> 01:36:06,166 Champa... Have you studied science? 1771 01:36:06,666 --> 01:36:07,916 Does this too involve Newton? 1772 01:36:08,416 --> 01:36:11,166 No, this is medical science. What he was doing was.. 1773 01:36:11,666 --> 01:36:13,791 ..called mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration system. 1774 01:36:14,291 --> 01:36:14,541 What? 1775 01:36:15,041 --> 01:36:17,375 I mean to breathe into someone else's mouth through your mouth. 1776 01:36:17,875 --> 01:36:21,375 Champa, it is possible that that lady was having a problem breathing. 1777 01:36:21,875 --> 01:36:23,333 So he was helping her. 1778 01:36:23,833 --> 01:36:26,458 Sir, I know what I saw. He was hugging her. 1779 01:36:26,958 --> 01:36:28,250 Now he can't go breathe into every woman's mouth, can he? 1780 01:36:28,750 --> 01:36:29,958 Wouldn't he be considered characterless? 1781 01:36:30,458 --> 01:36:31,250 What are you saying? - Yes. 1782 01:36:31,750 --> 01:36:34,708 Instead of mouth-to-mouth he must be giving chest-to-chest science. 1783 01:36:35,208 --> 01:36:37,791 Oh. Now I understood. I understood. 1784 01:36:38,291 --> 01:36:40,125 Don't tell that to sister-in-law. She will think that you are stupid. 1785 01:36:40,625 --> 01:36:44,583 Sir, I am not that stupid. I understand mouth-to-mouth. 1786 01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:48,500 But sir, I got confused because it was chest-to-chest. 1787 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:50,500 Sir, will you do me a favor? 1788 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:51,791 Yes, Champa? 1789 01:36:52,291 --> 01:36:53,708 Can you accompany in the lift? 1790 01:36:54,208 --> 01:36:54,708 Why? 1791 01:36:55,208 --> 01:36:57,541 Because sometimes I have problem breathing in the lift. 1792 01:36:58,041 --> 01:37:02,166 Please come with me, sir. - Get lost. 1793 01:37:02,666 --> 01:37:06,375 Yes, I do. 1794 01:37:06,875 --> 01:37:07,291 Yes, Deepu? 1795 01:37:07,791 --> 01:37:09,500 Kumar, dad just called me up. 1796 01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,625 He was saying strange things about you. 1797 01:37:12,125 --> 01:37:12,958 I fought with him. 1798 01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:14,250 Really? What did he say? 1799 01:37:14,750 --> 01:37:17,208 First come and meet me. And also bring Karan along. 1800 01:37:17,708 --> 01:37:20,166 I want to discuss something very important. 1801 01:37:20,666 --> 01:37:21,583 What? Court marriage? 1802 01:37:22,083 --> 01:37:24,750 Yes, there is no other option left. 1803 01:37:25,250 --> 01:37:27,750 My dad keeps having strange suspicions about you. 1804 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:31,250 Today, once again he said there is already someone in your life. 1805 01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:32,666 Oh really? 1806 01:37:33,166 --> 01:37:35,166 Did he say that? - Yes. 1807 01:37:35,666 --> 01:37:38,916 But I swear, Deepika. You are the only one I love. 1808 01:37:39,416 --> 01:37:40,250 I know. 1809 01:37:40,750 --> 01:37:43,000 That's why I want us to get married as soon as possible. 1810 01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:45,708 She is right. Quietly go to the court and get married. 1811 01:37:46,208 --> 01:37:49,125 It won't create a scene. And it is better for you as well. 1812 01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:50,458 Try to understand. 1813 01:37:50,958 --> 01:37:53,375 Of course. And I will also escape from facing any music. 1814 01:37:53,875 --> 01:37:55,833 I mean the music played at the wedding. 1815 01:37:56,333 --> 01:37:56,625 Okay then, done. 1816 01:37:57,125 --> 01:37:58,416 You come to the court with your witness. - Okay. 1817 01:37:58,916 --> 01:38:00,208 You come to the court with your witness. 1818 01:38:00,708 --> 01:38:01,791 I will get you two married. 1819 01:38:02,291 --> 01:38:03,291 Perfect. - Cheers to that. 1820 01:38:03,791 --> 01:38:07,291 Cheers. 1821 01:38:08,458 --> 01:38:09,375 Oh wow. 1822 01:38:09,875 --> 01:38:11,500 Somebody's looking hot today. 1823 01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:14,250 I'm going to meet a foreign delegation that's why I am wearing a suit. 1824 01:38:14,750 --> 01:38:16,541 I'm not going to get married. 1825 01:38:17,041 --> 01:38:19,291 When did I say that you are going to get married. 1826 01:38:19,791 --> 01:38:20,333 No... 1827 01:38:20,833 --> 01:38:23,166 I thought when you are going through a bad phase... 1828 01:38:23,666 --> 01:38:24,750 Anyone starts suspecting you for no good reason. 1829 01:38:25,250 --> 01:38:26,791 That's why I said all that. 1830 01:38:27,291 --> 01:38:28,500 Oh come on, Shiv. 1831 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:32,250 Your love doesn't lack anything. Why should I be suspicious of you? 1832 01:38:32,750 --> 01:38:34,583 You mean the world to me, baby. 1833 01:38:35,083 --> 01:38:37,375 Bye. 1834 01:38:37,875 --> 01:38:39,583 Where? - Not the maid, baby. I am saying bye to you. 1835 01:38:40,083 --> 01:38:40,791 I am in a little hurry. 1836 01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:43,125 You can note this one down. I will settle the score tomorrow. 1837 01:38:43,625 --> 01:38:44,500 Can I go now? - Okay. 1838 01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:45,208 Thank you, baby. 1839 01:38:45,708 --> 01:38:48,250 All the best. - Bye. 1840 01:38:48,750 --> 01:38:51,666 Father, I am going to do something very important. 1841 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:53,875 I cannot do it without your blessing. 1842 01:38:54,375 --> 01:38:56,250 Son, I met your mother. 1843 01:38:56,750 --> 01:38:58,125 Mother? - Yes. Your mother. 1844 01:38:58,625 --> 01:39:01,916 What's this scene about having two of them? 1845 01:39:02,416 --> 01:39:04,833 Well father, these two... - What two? 1846 01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:08,000 Two 'Laddoos' (sweets). Offer two of them Lord Hanuman. 1847 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,375 And two at the Shani temple. 1848 01:39:09,875 --> 01:39:11,583 I have pledged something. - Okay, father. 1849 01:39:12,083 --> 01:39:13,541 He must have prayed for that old woman. 1850 01:39:14,041 --> 01:39:16,083 What else could it be? 1851 01:39:16,583 --> 01:39:18,916 Listen... brother has sent clothes for the kids. 1852 01:39:19,416 --> 01:39:20,416 Come, I will show them to you. 1853 01:39:20,916 --> 01:39:24,416 I'll be right back, father. 1854 01:39:27,291 --> 01:39:28,666 Kids? 1855 01:39:29,166 --> 01:39:30,708 What all is he hiding? 1856 01:39:31,208 --> 01:39:34,708 Where are they? 1857 01:39:39,750 --> 01:39:40,875 Yes? - Where are you? 1858 01:39:41,375 --> 01:39:44,875 You won't be able to get married if the judge leaves. Hurry up. 1859 01:39:47,708 --> 01:39:48,500 Okay, Anjali. See you in the evening. 1860 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:49,750 Okay. 1861 01:39:50,250 --> 01:39:53,750 Bye, father. I am going. I am getting late. 1862 01:39:56,125 --> 01:39:56,500 Bye, sweetheart. 1863 01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:57,666 Bye 1864 01:39:58,166 --> 01:40:02,041 He already has two wives, now he wants a third one? 1865 01:40:02,541 --> 01:40:03,791 He is one step ahead of me. 1866 01:40:04,291 --> 01:40:05,166 I am going, mother. 1867 01:40:05,666 --> 01:40:07,666 Stop. Sit. 1868 01:40:08,166 --> 01:40:10,791 What's this scene about two marriages? 1869 01:40:11,291 --> 01:40:13,125 Look mother, the two... 1870 01:40:13,625 --> 01:40:14,500 Yes, mother. I will offer two 'Laddoos'. 1871 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:16,041 Two to Lord Shani and two to Lord Hanuman. 1872 01:40:16,541 --> 01:40:17,875 'Laddoos'? - Yes. That... 1873 01:40:18,375 --> 01:40:21,041 Yes. 'Laddoos'. Yes, do offer them. 1874 01:40:21,541 --> 01:40:23,333 Why are you offering 'Laddoos', mother? 1875 01:40:23,833 --> 01:40:27,500 For the peace in this house and for him to come to his senses. 1876 01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,083 Doesn't everyone need to come back to their senses, mother? 1877 01:40:30,583 --> 01:40:34,541 Yes, of course. So then I will offer two for you as well. 1878 01:40:35,041 --> 01:40:36,666 I know why she is offering 'Laddoos'. 1879 01:40:37,166 --> 01:40:38,791 I am sure she must have prayed for that old man. 1880 01:40:39,291 --> 01:40:40,041 Give me your blessings, mother. 1881 01:40:40,541 --> 01:40:42,000 So far I have only accidentally done good deeds. 1882 01:40:42,500 --> 01:40:44,541 This time I am going to do a good deed... Just pray that no accidents take place. 1883 01:40:45,041 --> 01:40:47,208 My blessings are always with you. 1884 01:40:47,708 --> 01:40:50,291 Just remember... never break a woman's heart. 1885 01:40:50,791 --> 01:40:53,083 And never ruin a family. 1886 01:40:53,583 --> 01:40:56,541 Because of this I am going to end up fulfilling 28 vows of marriage. 1887 01:40:57,041 --> 01:40:58,791 There are 7 vows in a marriage, not 28. 1888 01:40:59,291 --> 01:41:01,166 Yes, but for a person who loves you four-fold... 1889 01:41:01,666 --> 01:41:02,791 For him 4 times 7 is 28. 1890 01:41:03,291 --> 01:41:04,125 What? Four? 1891 01:41:04,625 --> 01:41:06,666 You heard that, mother? That's why I say... 1892 01:41:07,166 --> 01:41:09,166 I pray that everyone gets a husband like him. 1893 01:41:09,666 --> 01:41:11,333 He is. God is slowly giving it to everyone. 1894 01:41:11,833 --> 01:41:12,625 See you, mother. 1895 01:41:13,125 --> 01:41:13,458 Bye. 1896 01:41:13,958 --> 01:41:17,458 Bye, darling. - Bye. 1897 01:41:21,250 --> 01:41:21,708 Sorry, I got a little late. 1898 01:41:22,208 --> 01:41:23,291 You reached at the accidental weddings on time. 1899 01:41:23,791 --> 01:41:24,166 And here when you were given a specific time, you are late. 1900 01:41:24,666 --> 01:41:25,000 Forget about it now. Where is Deepika, Karan? 1901 01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:26,791 She was here. She has gone to get her witness. 1902 01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:28,208 We are so dead, brother. 1903 01:41:28,708 --> 01:41:31,250 What happened? - Look over there. 1904 01:41:31,750 --> 01:41:33,500 Oh damn. When did all four of them meet each other? 1905 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:34,750 What do I know? 1906 01:41:35,250 --> 01:41:36,166 Do one thing... I am leaving, you handle them. 1907 01:41:36,666 --> 01:41:37,208 Why do you always get me trapped? 1908 01:41:37,708 --> 01:41:38,375 Say the witness met with an accident. 1909 01:41:38,875 --> 01:41:41,125 Say something. Say anything. - What will I say? 1910 01:41:41,625 --> 01:41:43,166 No, you take care of everything over there. 1911 01:41:43,666 --> 01:41:45,541 I will explain everything to them. They will understand. 1912 01:41:46,041 --> 01:41:47,750 I know. I trust them. - What happened? 1913 01:41:48,250 --> 01:41:49,333 I will call you back, brother. 1914 01:41:49,833 --> 01:41:51,833 Deepika, actually... - Karan, what are you doing here? 1915 01:41:52,333 --> 01:41:54,541 What are all three of you doing over here? 1916 01:41:55,041 --> 01:41:55,875 Do you know each other? 1917 01:41:56,375 --> 01:41:57,333 He stays in our building. 1918 01:41:57,833 --> 01:41:59,916 Yes, and he handles our husbands' legal matters. 1919 01:42:00,416 --> 01:42:02,875 Not just your husband, sister-in-law... I also save her future husband. 1920 01:42:03,375 --> 01:42:06,250 I mean save his tax. It is my job. 1921 01:42:06,750 --> 01:42:08,333 But why hasn't Kumar reached as yet? 1922 01:42:08,833 --> 01:42:10,416 Actually, he just called me. 1923 01:42:10,916 --> 01:42:12,833 His witness met with a small accident. 1924 01:42:13,333 --> 01:42:13,625 What? 1925 01:42:14,125 --> 01:42:16,291 And Kumar is with him at the hospital. 1926 01:42:16,791 --> 01:42:18,333 But I am feeling really bad. I am really sorry. 1927 01:42:18,833 --> 01:42:20,125 You have been troubled unnecessarily. 1928 01:42:20,625 --> 01:42:23,041 No. What can one do when it's an emergency, right? 1929 01:42:23,541 --> 01:42:26,708 Yeah, actually. In fact, I am happy that your boyfriend is so nice. 1930 01:42:27,208 --> 01:42:30,208 He thought saving someone's life is more important than to get married. 1931 01:42:30,708 --> 01:42:33,125 I pray everyone gets a husband like him. 1932 01:42:33,625 --> 01:42:35,791 Of course, He will. He always does. I know. 1933 01:42:36,291 --> 01:42:39,416 I suggest, I'll take another date for your wedding, say after two days? 1934 01:42:39,916 --> 01:42:41,125 Okay? Will that be fine? 1935 01:42:41,625 --> 01:42:42,708 Yes. I think that's perfect. 1936 01:42:43,208 --> 01:42:45,208 We too will come here on that date. Right? 1937 01:42:45,708 --> 01:42:47,083 Yes, absolutely. - Sure. No problem. 1938 01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,166 Okay, Deepika. Take care. Bye. 1939 01:42:49,666 --> 01:42:53,708 Bye. - Bye. - Come with me, sister-in-law. This way. 1940 01:42:54,208 --> 01:42:54,875 Come, let's go and check. 1941 01:42:55,375 --> 01:42:57,750 I think you misheard him. 1942 01:42:58,250 --> 01:42:59,083 He is already married twice. 1943 01:42:59,583 --> 01:43:01,125 Why would want to get married the third time? 1944 01:43:01,625 --> 01:43:03,458 After all he is our son, and not some wild bull. 1945 01:43:03,958 --> 01:43:05,166 I am telling the truth, Rukmani. 1946 01:43:05,666 --> 01:43:08,583 He is here. Let's go over there and enquire. 1947 01:43:09,083 --> 01:43:10,458 Mother? 1948 01:43:10,958 --> 01:43:11,583 Father? 1949 01:43:12,083 --> 01:43:14,625 What are they doing here? 1950 01:43:15,125 --> 01:43:15,791 Excuse me? 1951 01:43:16,291 --> 01:43:18,166 Where do couples get married? 1952 01:43:18,666 --> 01:43:19,458 They are getting married?! 1953 01:43:19,958 --> 01:43:20,916 They are in such a hurry! 1954 01:43:21,416 --> 01:43:24,083 They fell in love yesterday and today there are in the court to get married. 1955 01:43:24,583 --> 01:43:26,083 Anjali, with the speed at which they are going... 1956 01:43:26,583 --> 01:43:29,083 I think your husband will have a sibling before you two can have a child. 1957 01:43:29,583 --> 01:43:31,166 Oh my God. I will go and inform Kishan. 1958 01:43:31,666 --> 01:43:35,250 And I will inform Ram. 1959 01:43:35,750 --> 01:43:36,833 Please check and let us know. 1960 01:43:37,333 --> 01:43:42,125 Look sir, no one by the name of Shivram Kishan is getting married today. 1961 01:43:42,625 --> 01:43:43,708 Are you satisfied now? 1962 01:43:44,208 --> 01:43:45,500 Let's go now. 1963 01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,208 Hi. - It's good in a way. 1964 01:43:47,708 --> 01:43:48,500 Hey.. - Hi. 1965 01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:49,833 You are here. - Yes, I am here. 1966 01:43:50,333 --> 01:43:51,833 You didn't go to the hospital to save your friend's life? 1967 01:43:52,333 --> 01:43:53,875 I had. He survived so I came here. 1968 01:43:54,375 --> 01:43:55,458 You friend barely survived today. 1969 01:43:55,958 --> 01:43:56,416 So, shall we get married now? 1970 01:43:56,916 --> 01:43:58,500 But my witnesses have already left. 1971 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,416 Oh. - Shall I call them back? - No. Why? 1972 01:44:00,916 --> 01:44:02,250 Court marriages anyway don't last for long. 1973 01:44:02,750 --> 01:44:04,250 Let's do one thing... Let's get married in a temple. 1974 01:44:04,750 --> 01:44:05,750 You reach at the temple with all the things required for the wedding. 1975 01:44:06,250 --> 01:44:07,500 Okay? - How will I know what are the things required? 1976 01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:10,000 Go. - I am lawyer. What do you think I am? 1977 01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:14,000 Let's go. We will go to a temple and get married over there. 1978 01:44:19,375 --> 01:44:20,083 Dad. 1979 01:44:20,583 --> 01:44:23,541 What did you think? You'll go to the court and I won't come to know about it? 1980 01:44:24,041 --> 01:44:24,875 Then what else could I do? 1981 01:44:25,375 --> 01:44:27,041 You left me no choice. 1982 01:44:27,541 --> 01:44:29,208 So, this is your choice? 1983 01:44:29,708 --> 01:44:31,500 He is a cheat. How many times do I have to tell you that? 1984 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:34,083 He is a scoundrel. He is engaged. 1985 01:44:34,583 --> 01:44:35,791 No, he is not engaged. 1986 01:44:36,291 --> 01:44:39,416 Oh really? You are not engaged to anyone? 1987 01:44:39,916 --> 01:44:42,125 No, sir. I never got engaged to anyone. 1988 01:44:42,625 --> 01:44:45,125 Okay. I will show you. 1989 01:44:45,625 --> 01:44:49,458 Pooja! 1990 01:44:49,958 --> 01:44:51,500 Yes, sir? 1991 01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:56,500 Tell them. Are you engaged to him or not? 1992 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,250 What will she say, sir? Let me tell you. 1993 01:44:58,750 --> 01:44:59,833 This is the first time I am meeting her. 1994 01:45:00,333 --> 01:45:01,416 And you say that I am engaged to her. 1995 01:45:01,916 --> 01:45:04,375 I didn't say that. She is the one who told me. 1996 01:45:04,875 --> 01:45:06,166 Tell them. 1997 01:45:06,666 --> 01:45:07,291 Tell them. 1998 01:45:07,791 --> 01:45:08,208 Yes, sir. 1999 01:45:08,708 --> 01:45:10,458 Saw? - No. 2000 01:45:10,958 --> 01:45:12,333 He is telling the truth. - What? 2001 01:45:12,833 --> 01:45:15,125 I am not engaged to him. 2002 01:45:15,625 --> 01:45:16,416 Heard her, dad? 2003 01:45:16,916 --> 01:45:18,375 Hey, but... 2004 01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:23,250 Then why do you have this photograph pinned up on your desk? 2005 01:45:23,750 --> 01:45:26,625 Wait a minute. 2006 01:45:27,125 --> 01:45:29,833 I had left this photo of Kumar on your table. 2007 01:45:30,333 --> 01:45:31,166 You? - Yes. 2008 01:45:31,666 --> 01:45:34,500 But this... - Yes, sir. I too had brought my fianc's photograph. 2009 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:36,875 But I don't know how it got changed. 2010 01:45:37,375 --> 01:45:39,208 I didn't want to lose my job, sir. 2011 01:45:39,708 --> 01:45:40,916 Hence I didn't say anything. 2012 01:45:41,416 --> 01:45:44,041 I am very sorry, sir. - What sorry? 2013 01:45:44,541 --> 01:45:48,750 Because of your mistake I suspected my future son-in-law. 2014 01:45:49,250 --> 01:45:51,666 I broke my daughter's heart. 2015 01:45:52,166 --> 01:45:53,875 You are fired. Find a new job. 2016 01:45:54,375 --> 01:45:56,291 Get out. 2017 01:45:56,791 --> 01:45:57,583 Spare her, sir. 2018 01:45:58,083 --> 01:45:59,875 Anyway, a person only lies when he or she is helpless. 2019 01:46:00,375 --> 01:46:02,458 And no one can know that better than me. 2020 01:46:02,958 --> 01:46:03,708 Let it be, sir. 2021 01:46:04,208 --> 01:46:08,666 Yes, dad. Please forgive her. 2022 01:46:09,166 --> 01:46:12,333 Fine, I will forgive her because you have asked me to. 2023 01:46:12,833 --> 01:46:14,666 Go. - Thank you. 2024 01:46:15,166 --> 01:46:16,791 Thank you, sir. Because of you I didn't lose my job. 2025 01:46:17,291 --> 01:46:19,833 No problem. I anyway have a bad habit of rescuing girls... 2026 01:46:20,333 --> 01:46:22,416 Even if by doing that I end up trapping myself. No problem. Please carry on. 2027 01:46:22,916 --> 01:46:26,416 Thank you, sir. 2028 01:46:31,250 --> 01:46:34,541 Now I shall never doubt you. 2029 01:46:35,041 --> 01:46:36,416 And I will also get you two married. 2030 01:46:36,916 --> 01:46:39,500 That too in a grand manner. 2031 01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:41,750 Nice? - Friends, relatives... 2032 01:46:42,250 --> 01:46:43,666 Everyone should get an invitation. 2033 01:46:44,166 --> 01:46:45,541 It should be a grand wedding. - Sure. 2034 01:46:46,041 --> 01:46:47,541 And distribute all these invitation cards today itself. 2035 01:46:48,041 --> 01:46:49,166 Daddy, these are my personal invites. 2036 01:46:49,666 --> 01:46:52,333 I will send them. - Okay. Not a problem. 2037 01:46:52,833 --> 01:46:54,000 Hey... welcome. Come in. 2038 01:46:54,500 --> 01:46:56,375 Wow, papa. The preparations are going on in full swing. 2039 01:46:56,875 --> 01:46:58,708 Sister-in-law, let me know if you need me to do anything. 2040 01:46:59,208 --> 01:47:01,250 Yes, there is something. 2041 01:47:01,750 --> 01:47:03,083 Sweetheart! 2042 01:47:03,583 --> 01:47:05,333 Karan, you stay at the Cocktail Tower, right? 2043 01:47:05,833 --> 01:47:07,208 Yes, sister-in-law. - Three of my friends stay there. 2044 01:47:07,708 --> 01:47:09,500 I have already called them up. You just need to give them these invites. 2045 01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:13,500 Okay? Thank you. 2046 01:47:17,083 --> 01:47:19,541 Brother, your three wives will be attending your wedding. 2047 01:47:20,041 --> 01:47:23,541 Now how will you get married? 2048 01:47:37,083 --> 01:47:40,541 The date is fixed. The invites have been distributed. 2049 01:47:41,041 --> 01:47:42,291 Don't worry, I will get married. 2050 01:47:42,791 --> 01:47:45,916 You just wait and watch. 2051 01:47:46,416 --> 01:47:47,791 It's going to be your funeral. 2052 01:47:48,291 --> 01:47:49,666 Papa, I wanted to say something. - Yes, son? 2053 01:47:50,166 --> 01:47:51,416 You are doing a lot for our wedding. - Yes. 2054 01:47:51,916 --> 01:47:53,083 I too have a small desire. 2055 01:47:53,583 --> 01:47:57,041 Tell me, what is it? I am ready to do anything you say. 2056 01:47:57,541 --> 01:47:59,041 Because one gets married just once in a lifetime. 2057 01:47:59,541 --> 01:48:01,625 It's not like one gets married 3-4 times. So, tell me. 2058 01:48:02,125 --> 01:48:06,083 Yes. At my wedding, I want everyone to recall their wedding. 2059 01:48:06,583 --> 01:48:07,416 Let me not be the only groom present there. 2060 01:48:07,916 --> 01:48:09,208 Let Deepika not be the only bride present there. 2061 01:48:09,708 --> 01:48:12,166 Every boy should be a groom and every girl should be a bride. 2062 01:48:12,666 --> 01:48:14,833 Son, I am getting you two married. 2063 01:48:15,333 --> 01:48:16,500 I am not organizing a group wedding. 2064 01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:17,708 No, we are the only ones who will be getting married. 2065 01:48:18,208 --> 01:48:20,333 But you know, every boy should be dressed as a groom. 2066 01:48:20,833 --> 01:48:21,500 Every girl should be dressed as a bride. 2067 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,541 You know, it's going to be a theme wedding. 2068 01:48:24,041 --> 01:48:25,291 Each couple looks like a newlywed couple. 2069 01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:28,083 Wow. What a great idea! - Yeah. 2070 01:48:28,583 --> 01:48:30,708 Isn't it, dad? 2071 01:48:31,208 --> 01:48:31,875 Yes. 2072 01:48:32,375 --> 01:48:34,416 Of course. 2073 01:48:34,916 --> 01:48:38,416 Get my wedding dress. 2074 01:48:48,583 --> 01:48:51,916 Priest, you are going in slow motion and that is causing me loose motions. 2075 01:48:52,416 --> 01:48:54,875 Please hurry up a little. Please go. - Sure. 2076 01:48:55,375 --> 01:48:56,416 My brother! My brother! My brother! 2077 01:48:56,916 --> 01:48:58,208 You have come up with an amazing theme! 2078 01:48:58,708 --> 01:48:59,500 No one knows anything. 2079 01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:00,916 Since morning two sisters-in-law have kissed me... 2080 01:49:01,416 --> 01:49:02,458 They thought I am their husband. 2081 01:49:02,958 --> 01:49:04,916 No one's father can recognize who is the real groom. 2082 01:49:05,416 --> 01:49:07,375 Where is Kumar? 2083 01:49:07,875 --> 01:49:10,500 He has made so many idiots dressed as grooms. 2084 01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:11,875 Kumar! 2085 01:49:12,375 --> 01:49:15,291 Sorry, sorry. Hello. 2086 01:49:15,791 --> 01:49:16,041 Kumar? 2087 01:49:16,541 --> 01:49:18,708 Uncle, your groom is over there. 2088 01:49:19,208 --> 01:49:20,500 What made you come up with such a strange scheme. 2089 01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:22,000 No one is able to recognize anyone. 2090 01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:23,625 Papa, I am over here. 2091 01:49:24,125 --> 01:49:26,458 Saw? No one is able to recognize anyone. 2092 01:49:26,958 --> 01:49:28,625 Thank God the brides aren't hiding their faces under the veil. 2093 01:49:29,125 --> 01:49:31,000 Otherwise I would've been slapped 40 times since morning. 2094 01:49:31,500 --> 01:49:33,791 Papa, before a few more brides join us why don't you call for my bride, please? 2095 01:49:34,291 --> 01:49:37,375 Son, that's why I am here. Deepu has been... 2096 01:49:37,875 --> 01:49:39,708 Look there she is. 2097 01:49:40,208 --> 01:49:41,833 Deepu! 2098 01:49:42,333 --> 01:49:45,833 Look dear, here he is. 2099 01:49:51,125 --> 01:49:53,666 Kumar, it would've been so nice if your parents could've joined us.. 2100 01:49:54,166 --> 01:49:55,000 ..to celebrate this joyous occasion. 2101 01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:58,500 They wanted to come, but they suffer from joint pain.. - Hernia. 2102 01:49:59,000 --> 01:49:59,791 Hernia? 2103 01:50:00,291 --> 01:50:03,500 Actually the joint pain is so bad that it is causing hernia. 2104 01:50:04,000 --> 01:50:05,708 And that is why they cannot walk around. 2105 01:50:06,208 --> 01:50:09,708 Yes. 2106 01:50:10,583 --> 01:50:12,750 But it's not like we wanted to them to do a parade. 2107 01:50:13,250 --> 01:50:14,458 They would've sat on the sofa.. 2108 01:50:14,958 --> 01:50:16,208 ..and gave their blessings to their son and daughter-in-law. 2109 01:50:16,708 --> 01:50:17,875 But papa, they cannot even sit. 2110 01:50:18,375 --> 01:50:21,000 Actually, their piles have also swollen up. 2111 01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:23,083 Piles have swollen up? 2112 01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:26,375 But I had heard that villagers are very healthy. 2113 01:50:26,875 --> 01:50:29,625 You have heard it right. 2114 01:50:30,125 --> 01:50:32,125 We consume pure clarified butter and we have a lot fun. 2115 01:50:32,625 --> 01:50:34,083 Brijmohan! 2116 01:50:34,583 --> 01:50:36,791 How do my parents know him? - I don't know. 2117 01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:38,208 Congratulations. 2118 01:50:38,708 --> 01:50:41,166 I knew you would come. 2119 01:50:41,666 --> 01:50:43,375 Hello, sister-in-law. - Hello, brother. 2120 01:50:43,875 --> 01:50:45,000 I am so happy to see you here. 2121 01:50:45,500 --> 01:50:47,416 As you are here Deepu will also get a mother's blessings. 2122 01:50:47,916 --> 01:50:48,916 Come with me. 2123 01:50:49,416 --> 01:50:50,500 Dear, seek their blessings. 2124 01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:51,708 Hello. 2125 01:50:52,208 --> 01:50:53,208 God bless you, dear. 2126 01:50:53,708 --> 01:50:56,041 He is my childhood friend Brijmohan. 2127 01:50:56,541 --> 01:50:56,791 Hi. 2128 01:50:57,291 --> 01:50:58,333 And he is my future son-in-law. 2129 01:50:58,833 --> 01:51:01,000 Seek their blessings, son. 2130 01:51:01,500 --> 01:51:02,708 God bless you, son. 2131 01:51:03,208 --> 01:51:04,250 He is well-cultured. 2132 01:51:04,750 --> 01:51:06,291 He is indeed well-cultured. 2133 01:51:06,791 --> 01:51:08,708 Your son too stays in this city, doesn't he? 2134 01:51:09,208 --> 01:51:09,833 Why didn't he come with you? 2135 01:51:10,333 --> 01:51:12,625 He is handling four offices. He doesn't have time to spare. 2136 01:51:13,125 --> 01:51:14,333 What a co-incidence! 2137 01:51:14,833 --> 01:51:17,333 My son-in-law too handles four offices. - Oh really? 2138 01:51:17,833 --> 01:51:19,500 Then son, always remember this. 2139 01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:22,333 You need to balance your work and your home life. 2140 01:51:22,833 --> 01:51:25,625 Because a house.. - Runs on home-science and not science. 2141 01:51:26,125 --> 01:51:27,541 Correct. 2142 01:51:28,041 --> 01:51:30,166 Who said that? 2143 01:51:30,666 --> 01:51:32,375 Today you won't come to know. 2144 01:51:32,875 --> 01:51:33,791 Today, everyone looks the same. 2145 01:51:34,291 --> 01:51:36,625 Come, let's go and meet our friends. I mean let's go and find them. 2146 01:51:37,125 --> 01:51:41,958 Let's go, sister-in-law. 2147 01:51:42,458 --> 01:51:46,458 Look, my friends are here. 2148 01:51:46,958 --> 01:51:47,583 Come, let me introduce you to them. 2149 01:51:48,083 --> 01:51:48,708 Go ahead. I will be right back. 2150 01:51:49,208 --> 01:51:50,750 Where are you going? - I'll go and meet the priest. 2151 01:51:51,250 --> 01:51:52,458 Forget all that, come with me. 2152 01:51:52,958 --> 01:51:56,916 You go ahead. - Come with me. 2153 01:51:57,416 --> 01:51:57,625 Hi! 2154 01:51:58,125 --> 01:51:59,291 Simran! Anjali! Juhi! 2155 01:51:59,791 --> 01:52:00,750 So good to see you guys. - Hi. 2156 01:52:01,250 --> 01:52:02,166 Congratulations... - Leave, I'll handle them. 2157 01:52:02,666 --> 01:52:03,625 I am so happy for you, Deepika. 2158 01:52:04,125 --> 01:52:05,375 You are looking so beautiful. 2159 01:52:05,875 --> 01:52:06,833 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 2160 01:52:07,333 --> 01:52:08,625 Hey, won't you introduce us to your husband? 2161 01:52:09,125 --> 01:52:09,916 Yes. 2162 01:52:10,416 --> 01:52:11,875 Please show us your face. 2163 01:52:12,375 --> 01:52:13,875 Why are you feeling so shy? 2164 01:52:14,375 --> 01:52:15,583 Let me show it to you. 2165 01:52:16,083 --> 01:52:17,541 He is my Kumar. 2166 01:52:18,041 --> 01:52:18,500 Karan! 2167 01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:21,000 No. There is some confusion. 2168 01:52:21,500 --> 01:52:23,500 Actually, you mistook me for Kumar and dragged me here. 2169 01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:27,083 I too didn't stop you. The excitement shouldn't end, right? 2170 01:52:27,583 --> 01:52:28,250 Where is Kumar? 2171 01:52:28,750 --> 01:52:30,125 I will go and find him. 2172 01:52:30,625 --> 01:52:33,458 Priest, why is it taking so long? Quickly start the wedding. 2173 01:52:33,958 --> 01:52:35,125 First let me get all the things place. 2174 01:52:35,625 --> 01:52:36,500 It's not like you are making a barbeque. 2175 01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:38,666 You just need to add four sticks. Quickly start the wedding. 2176 01:52:39,166 --> 01:52:40,666 Look, I will be starting the wedding at the said auspicious time. 2177 01:52:41,166 --> 01:52:46,000 If you are in a hurry you can elope and get married. 2178 01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:49,875 The marriage will only take place after I let go of the groom. 2179 01:52:50,375 --> 01:52:53,000 You wanted 2 crore rupees as dowry, right? 2180 01:52:53,500 --> 01:52:56,458 Now, if you want the groom back, give me 5 crore rupees. 2181 01:52:56,958 --> 01:53:00,583 And listen, if you want to say something, message me. 2182 01:53:01,083 --> 01:53:04,583 Because I don't listen to anyone. 2183 01:53:08,625 --> 01:53:09,333 Hey... the groom ran away. 2184 01:53:09,833 --> 01:53:12,791 Let's catch him. - Yes, let's go. 2185 01:53:13,291 --> 01:53:14,791 We will get the ransom money by day after tomorrow. 2186 01:53:15,291 --> 01:53:17,125 Until then, you two take care of this groom. 2187 01:53:17,625 --> 01:53:19,416 Tiger-bhai, the groom ran away. - The groom ran away. 2188 01:53:19,916 --> 01:53:21,125 Tiger-bhai! - Tiger-bhai! 2189 01:53:21,625 --> 01:53:24,458 Tiger-bhai! The groom ran away. - He ran away. 2190 01:53:24,958 --> 01:53:26,000 Tiger-bhai...the groom ran away. 2191 01:53:26,500 --> 01:53:27,541 He ran away. - Police has come? 2192 01:53:28,041 --> 01:53:29,583 Not the police. The groom ran away. - He ran away. 2193 01:53:30,083 --> 01:53:31,666 The groom ran away and has entered the wedding take place next door. 2194 01:53:32,166 --> 01:53:35,666 The groom ran away. - Yes. 2195 01:53:41,291 --> 01:53:42,125 Hello. 2196 01:53:42,625 --> 01:53:45,791 Hello. 2197 01:53:46,291 --> 01:53:48,333 Hello. Look, this is a theme wedding. 2198 01:53:48,833 --> 01:53:50,541 Please wear a groom's attire. 2199 01:53:51,041 --> 01:53:53,416 Don't worry, we won't leave without eating. 2200 01:53:53,916 --> 01:53:54,791 We are from the groom's side. 2201 01:53:55,291 --> 01:53:58,833 You didn't get me. You should change your dress. 2202 01:53:59,333 --> 01:54:00,291 You don't understand, papa. 2203 01:54:00,791 --> 01:54:02,291 If it gets even a little late then it will be too late. 2204 01:54:02,791 --> 01:54:03,250 Don't worry at all. 2205 01:54:03,750 --> 01:54:05,333 I was talking about something spicy and tangy, right? - Yes. 2206 01:54:05,833 --> 01:54:07,125 Sister-in-law, you should try this. It is very tasty. 2207 01:54:07,625 --> 01:54:09,708 Quickly eat them and then go home. This wedding will take a while. 2208 01:54:10,208 --> 01:54:11,541 We are not in a hurry. We have a lot of time to spare. 2209 01:54:12,041 --> 01:54:14,208 Yes. We will enjoy the entire wedding. 2210 01:54:14,708 --> 01:54:18,000 Don't worry. I have permission till midnight. 2211 01:54:18,500 --> 01:54:19,875 Mr. Verma. 2212 01:54:20,375 --> 01:54:23,875 This man will be the death of me. 2213 01:54:26,375 --> 01:54:27,708 Shiv! - Ram! - Kishan! 2214 01:54:28,208 --> 01:54:29,208 Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! 2215 01:54:29,708 --> 01:54:31,708 You should try these first! They are mind-blowing. 2216 01:54:32,208 --> 01:54:33,000 I swear they are delicious. 2217 01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:34,833 Forget about this. I just saw Kishan over there. 2218 01:54:35,333 --> 01:54:35,833 What are you saying, sister-in-law? 2219 01:54:36,333 --> 01:54:37,708 Yes, and I saw Shiv. - And I saw Ram. 2220 01:54:38,208 --> 01:54:39,291 Oh I understood, sister-in-law. 2221 01:54:39,791 --> 01:54:40,458 You are dressed as James Bond.. 2222 01:54:40,958 --> 01:54:42,416 ..but you cannot handle four glasses on your own. 2223 01:54:42,916 --> 01:54:45,916 This is a limit. I'm already so worried.. 2224 01:54:46,416 --> 01:54:48,833 Okay then, tell me. Where is he? 2225 01:54:49,333 --> 01:54:50,500 He isn't there, right? - No. 2226 01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:53,041 That's it, sister-in-law. This is happening because of hallucination. 2227 01:54:53,541 --> 01:54:55,250 I am sure you three have studied science. - No. 2228 01:54:55,750 --> 01:54:57,166 Superb. Then you will understand this even better. 2229 01:54:57,666 --> 01:54:58,916 This is what happens during hallucination. 2230 01:54:59,416 --> 01:55:01,375 When we love someone from the bottom of our heart... 2231 01:55:01,875 --> 01:55:04,916 His image is so well engraved into our minds that we see him everywhere. 2232 01:55:05,416 --> 01:55:08,625 This is what happens during hallucination. 2233 01:55:09,125 --> 01:55:14,708 Okay, tell me, can you see your husband in the man standing with Deepika? 2234 01:55:15,208 --> 01:55:16,500 Yes! 2235 01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:17,750 Come on, sister-in-law. 2236 01:55:18,250 --> 01:55:21,750 How can you three see Shiv, Ram and Kishan in the same person? 2237 01:55:25,083 --> 01:55:30,916 Look, now look at him again. Do you see him in that man now? 2238 01:55:31,416 --> 01:55:31,708 No. - No. 2239 01:55:32,208 --> 01:55:33,416 So that's hallucination. 2240 01:55:33,916 --> 01:55:35,208 Science is a very complicated thing. 2241 01:55:35,708 --> 01:55:37,458 Forget about it. Enjoy the wedding. Now come on, enjoy these. 2242 01:55:37,958 --> 01:55:39,375 I'll go and arrange for some more snacks. Tell me what will you have? 2243 01:55:39,875 --> 01:55:43,375 The one with fritters or the one with curd? Anyway, I will get both of them. 2244 01:55:49,166 --> 01:55:50,125 Aslam... - Yes? 2245 01:55:50,625 --> 01:55:51,500 Everyone here is dressed as a groom. 2246 01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:53,916 How will we find our groom? 2247 01:55:54,416 --> 01:55:55,500 Don't use your brains. 2248 01:55:56,000 --> 01:56:00,708 Think of a way to find our groom. 2249 01:56:01,208 --> 01:56:01,875 Idea. 2250 01:56:02,375 --> 01:56:04,833 We'll apply vermillion on everyone's forehead and look at their faces. 2251 01:56:05,333 --> 01:56:05,750 Yes. 2252 01:56:06,250 --> 01:56:09,250 Where is he? 2253 01:56:09,750 --> 01:56:11,291 Priest, I am the one who is getting married. 2254 01:56:11,791 --> 01:56:15,750 So why are you feeding yourself? 2255 01:56:16,250 --> 01:56:18,708 Watch where you are going! - You are having 'Laddoos' (sweets)? 2256 01:56:19,208 --> 01:56:20,750 Deepu has been looking for you. 2257 01:56:21,250 --> 01:56:22,333 Okay. - Go on now. 2258 01:56:22,833 --> 01:56:23,458 And why are you having these 'Laddoos'? 2259 01:56:23,958 --> 01:56:25,625 Have you come here to eat these 'Laddoos' or to get them married? 2260 01:56:26,125 --> 01:56:26,625 You are strange. 2261 01:56:27,125 --> 01:56:28,916 Your three wives are looking for you. 2262 01:56:29,416 --> 01:56:31,458 Quickly get married and leave. 2263 01:56:31,958 --> 01:56:33,250 Did you hear what I said? 2264 01:56:33,750 --> 01:56:35,416 You... 2265 01:56:35,916 --> 01:56:39,416 Who was that idiot? 2266 01:56:43,083 --> 01:56:46,583 You have already applied it four times. 2267 01:56:50,041 --> 01:56:51,083 Brother-in-law, what are you doing over here! 2268 01:56:51,583 --> 01:56:52,333 Are you a wedding guest? 2269 01:56:52,833 --> 01:56:54,916 Yes. What brings you here? 2270 01:56:55,416 --> 01:56:56,458 I am here for business reasons. 2271 01:56:56,958 --> 01:56:57,958 I was holding a groom on ransom. 2272 01:56:58,458 --> 01:57:00,000 But he ran away and came to this wedding venue. - Oh. 2273 01:57:00,500 --> 01:57:01,958 I wonder which idiot came up with this theme. 2274 01:57:02,458 --> 01:57:03,291 Everyone is dressed as a groom. 2275 01:57:03,791 --> 01:57:05,416 If I find the person who came up with this theme... 2276 01:57:05,916 --> 01:57:07,291 He will be the first person I'll shoot. 2277 01:57:07,791 --> 01:57:08,625 No, brother. A wedding is going to take place over here. 2278 01:57:09,125 --> 01:57:10,416 You should stay calm. Enjoy yourself a little. 2279 01:57:10,916 --> 01:57:11,958 Brother-in-law, you may go. I will go and find him. 2280 01:57:12,458 --> 01:57:12,833 Okay, brother. - Go. 2281 01:57:13,333 --> 01:57:16,833 Let's go. 2282 01:57:20,250 --> 01:57:23,791 Go and stand at the gate, so that the groom doesn't escape. 2283 01:57:24,291 --> 01:57:27,333 Only one wedding is taking place, but there are many grooms present here. 2284 01:57:27,833 --> 01:57:29,708 I think it's time for some fireworks. 2285 01:57:30,208 --> 01:57:34,291 Understood? 2286 01:57:34,791 --> 01:57:39,208 Everyone come forward for the garlanding ritual. 2287 01:57:39,708 --> 01:57:42,458 Hey! 2288 01:57:42,958 --> 01:57:43,916 Here as well? 2289 01:57:44,416 --> 01:57:45,916 I think they couldn't get married in the court. 2290 01:57:46,416 --> 01:57:48,666 Have they come here thinking that a group wedding is taking place? 2291 01:57:49,166 --> 01:57:52,666 Bride and groom, exchange your garlands, please. 2292 01:58:01,625 --> 01:58:04,333 Brother? 2293 01:58:04,833 --> 01:58:06,250 No one will move. 2294 01:58:06,750 --> 01:58:09,500 I am looking for my groom. 2295 01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:13,500 Everyone, remove your turbans. 2296 01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:17,500 Remove them. Otherwise I will shoot you. 2297 01:58:25,541 --> 01:58:29,041 All of you too should remove your turbans. 2298 01:58:36,541 --> 01:58:37,625 Are you deaf? 2299 01:58:38,125 --> 01:58:40,875 Remove your turban. 2300 01:58:41,375 --> 01:58:44,875 Remove it. 2301 01:58:45,958 --> 01:58:50,500 Remove it or I will shoot you. 2302 01:58:51,000 --> 01:58:51,708 Remove it, son. 2303 01:58:52,208 --> 01:58:53,291 Remove it, Kumar. - He will shoot you. 2304 01:58:53,791 --> 01:58:54,416 Remove it. - Remove it. 2305 01:58:54,916 --> 01:58:58,416 Remove it. - Remove your turban, son. 2306 01:59:01,125 --> 01:59:02,833 Remove it or I will shoot you. 2307 01:59:03,333 --> 01:59:04,166 Remove it. 2308 01:59:04,666 --> 01:59:06,416 Boss, we found the groom. - Remove it. 2309 01:59:06,916 --> 01:59:08,333 Remove it. 2310 01:59:08,833 --> 01:59:11,416 Boss, we found our groom. 2311 01:59:11,916 --> 01:59:14,291 Where have you been! 2312 01:59:14,791 --> 01:59:17,875 I am very sorry for troubling all of you. 2313 01:59:18,375 --> 01:59:21,583 All of you can wear your turbans now and enjoy the wedding. 2314 01:59:22,083 --> 01:59:23,875 Priest, you may begin. 2315 01:59:24,375 --> 01:59:26,708 Let's take him away. - Let's go. 2316 01:59:27,208 --> 01:59:30,708 You barely escaped, brother. - Yes. 2317 01:59:37,416 --> 01:59:40,416 Priest, why are you wasting our time. Why don't you put all of it at one go? 2318 01:59:40,916 --> 01:59:44,416 Come on... 2319 01:59:53,750 --> 01:59:57,250 Bholu! 2320 01:59:58,791 --> 01:59:59,333 You? 2321 01:59:59,833 --> 02:00:01,291 You are getting married again? 2322 02:00:01,791 --> 02:00:03,041 But you already have me. 2323 02:00:03,541 --> 02:00:05,583 What are you saying? Not you, he has me. 2324 02:00:06,083 --> 02:00:09,291 How does it affect you? He is my husband. 2325 02:00:09,791 --> 02:00:11,083 He isn't your husband. He is my husband. 2326 02:00:11,583 --> 02:00:12,625 Have you two lost your mind? 2327 02:00:13,125 --> 02:00:14,166 He is my husband. - What? 2328 02:00:14,666 --> 02:00:16,416 Hey! Enough of this nonsense. 2329 02:00:16,916 --> 02:00:17,583 You started joking again? 2330 02:00:18,083 --> 02:00:21,083 Dear, they are the same three women who fooled me at the mall. 2331 02:00:21,583 --> 02:00:23,208 They said that he is their husband. 2332 02:00:23,708 --> 02:00:25,958 Hello. He is my husband, Shiv. 2333 02:00:26,458 --> 02:00:28,500 He isn't Shiv. His is Ram, my husband. 2334 02:00:29,000 --> 02:00:30,041 No Deepika, I am telling the truth. 2335 02:00:30,541 --> 02:00:32,916 He is my husband, Kishan. - Shut up. 2336 02:00:33,416 --> 02:00:35,541 Have you three lost your mind? 2337 02:00:36,041 --> 02:00:36,958 He isn't anyone's Shiv, Ram or Kishan. 2338 02:00:37,458 --> 02:00:39,500 He is my Kumar. 2339 02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:43,500 Hold on. 2340 02:00:55,750 --> 02:01:01,708 Answer the question I ask you in yes or no. 2341 02:01:02,208 --> 02:01:08,625 Are the three of them your wives? 2342 02:01:09,125 --> 02:01:14,000 Mother... - Yes or no. 2343 02:01:14,500 --> 02:01:18,083 Yes. 2344 02:01:18,583 --> 02:01:21,500 Shameless! 2345 02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,208 You are already married three times... 2346 02:01:23,708 --> 02:01:25,500 And you were about to get married for the fourth time! 2347 02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:28,083 Why didn't you just die before doing such a shameful deed? 2348 02:01:28,583 --> 02:01:33,125 I wouldn't be as sad on your death as I am now. 2349 02:01:33,625 --> 02:01:38,250 You ruined the lives of four girls. 2350 02:01:38,750 --> 02:01:39,958 Is this what I taught you? 2351 02:01:40,458 --> 02:01:43,083 Is this what I taught? 2352 02:01:43,583 --> 02:01:46,333 You remember what I always told you? 2353 02:01:46,833 --> 02:01:48,500 Never break a woman's heart. 2354 02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:51,750 And never ruin a family! 2355 02:01:52,250 --> 02:01:55,583 You broke everyone's trust. 2356 02:01:56,083 --> 02:02:00,000 You ruined everyone's life. Everyone's! 2357 02:02:00,500 --> 02:02:01,875 Rukmani! That's enough. 2358 02:02:02,375 --> 02:02:03,791 Stop it. 2359 02:02:04,291 --> 02:02:09,708 I always said that my Bholu is very nave. 2360 02:02:10,208 --> 02:02:11,708 But I was wrong. 2361 02:02:12,208 --> 02:02:13,875 You are a cheat. 2362 02:02:14,375 --> 02:02:16,791 A beguiler. 2363 02:02:17,291 --> 02:02:19,416 No, mother. 2364 02:02:19,916 --> 02:02:22,500 Your Bholu is not a cheat. 2365 02:02:23,000 --> 02:02:25,625 I have not cheated anyone. 2366 02:02:26,125 --> 02:02:28,000 Juhi, tell me.. 2367 02:02:28,500 --> 02:02:32,583 ..your father placed your hand in my hand at the hospital and passed away. 2368 02:02:33,083 --> 02:02:40,166 Did he ever ask whether I already had anyone in my life? 2369 02:02:40,666 --> 02:02:42,291 And Anjali, you? 2370 02:02:42,791 --> 02:02:44,416 You were going to commit suicide, right? 2371 02:02:44,916 --> 02:02:46,500 I saved your life. 2372 02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:50,666 Your brother forced me at gunpoint to get married to you. 2373 02:02:51,166 --> 02:02:54,666 Who was the one who cheated? 2374 02:02:56,833 --> 02:02:58,958 And Simran, you? 2375 02:02:59,458 --> 02:03:05,958 I had told you that my friend fooled me into getting at the wedding venue. 2376 02:03:06,458 --> 02:03:07,666 But you weren't ready to listen to me. 2377 02:03:08,166 --> 02:03:11,458 You wanted to jump into the holy fire and kill yourself. 2378 02:03:11,958 --> 02:03:13,833 Should I have left you to die? 2379 02:03:14,333 --> 02:03:22,041 How have I cheated you when I held you hand to save your life? 2380 02:03:22,541 --> 02:03:25,666 Yes, I did make one mistake, mother. 2381 02:03:26,166 --> 02:03:29,333 I didn't tell these three of them about each other. 2382 02:03:29,833 --> 02:03:33,083 Because if I had told them, then they would have killed themselves. 2383 02:03:33,583 --> 02:03:41,583 Mother, now you tell me, how can I kill the ones whose lives I have saved? 2384 02:03:42,083 --> 02:03:47,333 If there is anyone whom I have cheated, then that is you, Deepika. 2385 02:03:47,833 --> 02:03:50,708 I didn't tell you that I got married three times. 2386 02:03:51,208 --> 02:03:53,250 Now you tell me, what should have I done? 2387 02:03:53,750 --> 02:03:55,916 People try to forget tragedies. 2388 02:03:56,416 --> 02:03:59,541 But I have been truthfully living with them. 2389 02:04:00,041 --> 02:04:01,541 I didn't want three families. 2390 02:04:02,041 --> 02:04:04,208 But I thought if I have been through tragedies... 2391 02:04:04,708 --> 02:04:05,916 Then these three have also gone through one. 2392 02:04:06,416 --> 02:04:07,875 It's not their fault either. 2393 02:04:08,375 --> 02:04:12,083 I just wanted one family. 2394 02:04:12,583 --> 02:04:14,333 There was just one person that I love. 2395 02:04:14,833 --> 02:04:15,750 You, Deepu. 2396 02:04:16,250 --> 02:04:19,750 And I didn't want to lose you. 2397 02:04:23,375 --> 02:04:24,625 "Never break a woman's heart." 2398 02:04:25,125 --> 02:04:27,166 "Never ruin a family." 2399 02:04:27,666 --> 02:04:30,125 To keep my promise to you, your Bholu... 2400 02:04:30,625 --> 02:04:33,500 ...Shivram Kishan got divided into three parts, mother. 2401 02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:37,291 I've been running faster than a clock so that I can give time to everyone. 2402 02:04:37,791 --> 02:04:39,666 I have kept everyone happy. 2403 02:04:40,166 --> 02:04:42,083 I showed everyone my face before I left in the morning... 2404 02:04:42,583 --> 02:04:46,500 ..so that there is a smile on their face all day. 2405 02:04:47,000 --> 02:04:48,750 I tried to keep everyone happy. 2406 02:04:49,250 --> 02:04:50,333 Ask them, mother. Ask them. 2407 02:04:50,833 --> 02:04:53,541 Have I not been honest in the little time that I've spent with each of them? 2408 02:04:54,041 --> 02:04:56,458 Have I cheated them even a little? 2409 02:04:56,958 --> 02:04:58,916 Ask them, mother. 2410 02:04:59,416 --> 02:05:03,416 If I would've rejected them and led my own life... 2411 02:05:03,916 --> 02:05:07,541 Then neither you would have been happy nor God. 2412 02:05:08,041 --> 02:05:10,291 If you still feel that I am wrong... 2413 02:05:10,791 --> 02:05:14,125 Then you can punish me however you want. 2414 02:05:14,625 --> 02:05:16,916 You have given me life. 2415 02:05:17,416 --> 02:05:23,958 Even if you wish to take away that life, I won't say a word. 2416 02:05:24,458 --> 02:05:27,958 I won't say a word. 2417 02:05:36,291 --> 02:05:39,791 My son. 2418 02:05:51,291 --> 02:05:55,958 What have you decided, Deepu? 2419 02:05:56,458 --> 02:06:00,250 A person who can love the tragedies that happened to him... 2420 02:06:00,750 --> 02:06:04,250 His love should never suffer from any tragedy. 2421 02:06:43,291 --> 02:06:43,958 This is good, brother. 2422 02:06:44,458 --> 02:06:45,625 All four of them stay on separate floors... 2423 02:06:46,125 --> 02:06:48,458 But they have accepted each other. 2424 02:06:48,958 --> 02:06:52,041 Karan, there is something that I don't understand. 2425 02:06:52,541 --> 02:06:54,291 What happened to me, was it comedy or a tragedy? 2426 02:06:54,791 --> 02:06:56,416 Consider it to be comedy. You will be able to digest it better. 2427 02:06:56,916 --> 02:06:58,125 Anyway, you don't need to fear anything now. 2428 02:06:58,625 --> 02:07:00,500 Everyone knows about your four marriages. 2429 02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:01,791 You are right. 2430 02:07:02,291 --> 02:07:04,916 But if Tiger-bhai finds out about it then he will shoot me. 2431 02:07:05,416 --> 02:07:07,916 He won't be able to understand the comedy. 2432 02:07:08,416 --> 02:07:09,291 Tiger-bhai! 2433 02:07:09,791 --> 02:07:11,791 From his forehead I can foretell that he doesn't listen to anyone. 2434 02:07:12,291 --> 02:07:15,750 Even his medical reports say that. 2435 02:07:16,250 --> 02:07:17,958 How are you, Tiger-bhai? 2436 02:07:18,458 --> 02:07:19,375 He is Mr. Daruwala. - Hi. 2437 02:07:19,875 --> 02:07:22,291 He will look at your hand tell us when will you have a kid. 2438 02:07:22,791 --> 02:07:23,041 Strange. 2439 02:07:23,541 --> 02:07:24,583 In science one can know that through ultrasonography... 2440 02:07:25,083 --> 02:07:25,875 You will tell us just by looking at his hands? 2441 02:07:26,375 --> 02:07:28,625 I am an astrologer. I'll first tell how good is.. 2442 02:07:29,125 --> 02:07:30,500 ..the relationship between the husband and wife. 2443 02:07:31,000 --> 02:07:33,500 If that is good then only will they have kids. 2444 02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:37,125 Come on, show me your hand. 2445 02:07:37,625 --> 02:07:38,250 Oh my God. 2446 02:07:38,750 --> 02:07:39,916 What happened? Is this the first time you are looking at a naked hand? 2447 02:07:40,416 --> 02:07:43,041 No, you are destined for four marriages. 2448 02:07:43,541 --> 02:07:46,125 Four kids! That great news. 2449 02:07:46,625 --> 02:07:47,708 Four marriages. 2450 02:07:48,208 --> 02:07:50,625 It will take four years? Yes. It takes that long. - Yes. 2451 02:07:51,125 --> 02:07:53,166 I have no problem with it. - Marriages. Four. Four. 2452 02:07:53,666 --> 02:07:55,125 You want 400 rupees? You will get it. 2453 02:07:55,625 --> 02:07:56,750 Take him back to where we got them from. - Okay. 2454 02:07:57,250 --> 02:07:58,500 Let's go. - You may leave. - He is destined for four marriages. 2455 02:07:59,000 --> 02:07:59,500 He doesn't listen to me. 2456 02:08:00,000 --> 02:08:01,500 Look, he said that you will have four kids. 2457 02:08:02,000 --> 02:08:03,791 But I would still say that two kids are enough. 2458 02:08:04,291 --> 02:08:05,208 He has four wives. 2459 02:08:05,708 --> 02:08:08,625 If each wife has two kids, he will have eight kids for sure. 2460 02:08:09,125 --> 02:08:11,750 Not eight, it should take nine months to deliver a child. 2461 02:08:12,250 --> 02:08:14,750 Otherwise the child born is weak. Have you not studied science? 2462 02:08:15,250 --> 02:08:16,750 I think you were on in seven months. 2463 02:08:17,250 --> 02:08:18,041 If you had stayed in for another two months... 2464 02:08:18,541 --> 02:08:19,625 ..then you would've got two working ears as well. 2465 02:08:20,125 --> 02:08:22,166 You don't need to apologize. 2466 02:08:22,666 --> 02:08:25,875 Don't worry. I will bear all the expenses of your child. 2467 02:08:26,375 --> 02:08:27,750 Remember what I had told you? 2468 02:08:28,250 --> 02:08:31,041 I am the only uncle, but I have a lot of desires. 2469 02:08:31,541 --> 02:08:32,708 Sir! 2470 02:08:33,208 --> 02:08:34,541 Congratulations. 2471 02:08:35,041 --> 02:08:36,958 Sir! Congratulations! 2472 02:08:37,458 --> 02:08:38,083 Congratulations! 2473 02:08:38,583 --> 02:08:41,125 Many, many congrats. Please have some sweets. 2474 02:08:41,625 --> 02:08:42,250 What's the occasion? 2475 02:08:42,750 --> 02:08:45,708 He didn't invite me but of course I'll offer sweets to everyone. 2476 02:08:46,208 --> 02:08:48,416 My employer got married for the fourth time. 2477 02:08:48,916 --> 02:08:50,458 She too knows about the four kids? 2478 02:08:50,958 --> 02:08:52,958 What? Sir, you have four kids as well? 2479 02:08:53,458 --> 02:08:54,416 No, you are misunderstanding him. 2480 02:08:54,916 --> 02:08:56,958 Come on, sir! You hid your wives from everyone... 2481 02:08:57,458 --> 02:08:58,541 And you also hid four kids. 2482 02:08:59,041 --> 02:09:00,583 Now I will tell everyone. 2483 02:09:01,083 --> 02:09:02,666 Madam! Madam, listen! - Champa! 2484 02:09:03,166 --> 02:09:04,541 There is good news. - Have you lost your mind? Listen to me. 2485 02:09:05,041 --> 02:09:06,625 He is going with her to distribute the sweets. 2486 02:09:07,125 --> 02:09:09,166 A child does makes you that happy. 2487 02:09:09,666 --> 02:09:10,583 When are you getting married? 2488 02:09:11,083 --> 02:09:12,791 Brother, I am still just a kid. 2489 02:09:13,291 --> 02:09:14,333 I know you are a lawyer. 2490 02:09:14,833 --> 02:09:16,208 But you will get married, won't you? 2491 02:09:16,708 --> 02:09:17,750 There is a girl whom I consider to be my sister. 2492 02:09:18,250 --> 02:09:20,708 All her talks about marriage has given me earache. 2493 02:09:21,208 --> 02:09:23,125 But look, she too found a groom today. 2494 02:09:23,625 --> 02:09:25,041 Really? Who? 2495 02:09:25,541 --> 02:09:25,958 You. 2496 02:09:26,458 --> 02:09:27,166 Me? 2497 02:09:27,666 --> 02:09:30,625 Congratulations. 2498 02:09:31,125 --> 02:09:34,083 Saw that? Tragedies can happen to anyone. 2499 02:09:34,583 --> 02:09:36,541 Just pray that no one gets married accidentally. 2500 02:09:37,041 --> 02:09:38,208 No harm is done to the other person. 2501 02:09:38,708 --> 02:09:40,375 All it takes is a 'Laddoo' (sweets). 2502 02:09:41,305 --> 02:09:47,440 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org