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"O Basantim shake a
leg in front of these dogs."

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"Mastizaade" (KING OF FUN).

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"Mastizaade" (KING OF FUN).

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"When a girl cries at night..."

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"her mother says
better go to sleep."

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"Otherwise the
Maztizaade will turn up."

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"Chicks from 12 countries
are looking for us..."

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"but it's impossible to catch us."

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"It's impossible to lay your hands..."

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"on the Mastizaade."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"we are the cut above the rest."

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"We're the kings of fun."

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"We're the Singham's of fun."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We're the kings..."

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"We're the Singhams."

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"We're the kings...
We're the Singhams."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"O Basantimshake a
leg in front of the dogs."

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"O Basantimshake a
leg in front of the dogs."

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"We're the kings of fun."

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"We're the Singham's of fun."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"I've a bungalow... I've a car."

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"And I've mom's old
sari to cover you up."

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"Wherever we set foot..."

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"girls queue up behind us."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"we are a cut above the rest."

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"We're the kings of fun."

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"We're the Singham's of fun."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We're the kings..."

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"We're the Singhams."

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"We're the kings...
We're the Singhams."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"Quiet."

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"Let the world know,
if we make a commitment."

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"We listen to no one,
even if its Dabbang Bhai."

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"Service Available... 24!7."

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"Once you take it..."

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"we won't give you
a chance to complain."

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"We don't."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"we are a cut above the rest."

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"We're the kings of fun."

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"We're the Singham's of fun."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We're the kings..."

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"We're the Singhams."

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"We're the kings...
We're the Singhams."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We're the kings of fun."

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"We're the Singham's of fun."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We're the kings..."

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"We're the Singhams."

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"We're the kings...
We're the Singhams."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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Deep! Deep! Deep! Deep!

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Hello.

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Deep, why are all these
girls standing in a line?

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I know... they all want
you to hit on them, right?

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No, silly.

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They all want Deep to beep them.

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Beep? Meaning?

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Let me explain?

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You see...
I care for our society.

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I don't want to be
a bad influence on anyone.

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That's why I automatically...

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'beep' all the bad words.

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For example...
if I want to cuss someone.

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<i>L</i> say"-

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You're such a big 'beep'.

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Oh...

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And you're a bigger 'beep' than him.

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Why don't you both 'beep' off!

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Viagra...

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<i>I</i> mean."etceterametcetera.

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Who are these two girls?

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She's my right hand...
and she's my left.

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Aren't you my right hand?

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Stand there.

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You come here.

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Don't keep changing places,
I get confused.

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Hold it.

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So I was saying...

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She's my right
hand... and she's my left.

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Sometimes I use my right hand...
and sometimes my left.

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Sometimes I use both.

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Tell me something Beep...
I mean Deep.

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Back in college...
when it came to girls...

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you were a pauper.

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So how did you become a Prince now?

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Not a prince...
but 'Mastizaada' (KING OF FUN).

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What's 'Mastizaada'.

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The world calls them rascals.

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Girls say... give me more.

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That's the real 'Mastizaada'.

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Deep, even we want to be
'Mastizaada' like you.

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Then follow this simple rule.

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Always listen to your elders.

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Otherwise you will always lose out...

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on the fun that's coming your way.

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I see...

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It was a stormy night...

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and I was dropping
an old lady home.

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She politely said to me...

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"Son, it's raining quite heavily..."

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"why don't you sleep over tonight."

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"In fact,
you can sleep in Bunty's room."

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And I said "Bunty".

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"No Aunty,
I'll sleep out here on the sofa."

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And I slept on the sofa.

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It was dawn soon.

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Hello. Good morning.

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"Talk to me."

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"Yeah."

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- You?
- I am Bunty.

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"Hello..."

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- You... are... Bunty?
- Yes.

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And you are?

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If you're Bunty...

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then I am a 'beep' hole.

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A big 'beep' hole.

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Talk to me.

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Excuse me.

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Mastizaadon.

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Go and conquer the world.

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And whenever you need me...

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you'll find your
friend standing here.

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At One Night Stand.

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Now leave.

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Don't just sit there.

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Go on.

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"Beep off."

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You dog.

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I am Doctor Markholkar.

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And I'm an expert in driving out...

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the sex virus that's in all of you.

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Yeah!

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Sex-addiction is a real problem.

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And the patient is always...

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under the grasp of lust.

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He always thinks of only one thing.

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Sex.

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And in order to save all of you...

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from this addiction,
I've started this rehab.

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Last week... l gave our
group members homework...

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to make a report
on the dangers, reasons...

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and techniques
to counter sex-addiction.

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And the first ones
to present their reports...

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are Mr. Aditya Chotiya
and Mr. Sunny Kele...

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who joined our group few weeks ago.

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Wow!

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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The most defamed fruit
in the world is apple.

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History has taught us...

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that Adam and Eve
were thrown out of Eden...

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because of an apple.

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But the truth is...
Adam got in trouble...

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because of his Banana,
and not the Apple.

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Yes, friends.

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Banana.

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Whenever a man or a woman slips...

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the reason is always a banana.

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Yes!

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We both follow a simple
philosophy in life.

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If you want to plant your sapling...

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then find a land that's ready.

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Posing as fake sex-addicts
and blaming the apple...

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is just an excuse.

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Because the national
fruit of the world...

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is a bloody banana.

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I know... those who take advantage...

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of people's weakness
are scoundrels.

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But we're not scoundrels.

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We're just...

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Mastizaade!

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"Mastizaade."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We're the kings..."

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"We're the Singhams."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We're the kings..."

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"We're the Singhams."

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"We're the kings...
We're the Singhams."

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"Welcome to fun."

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"Mastizaade."

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"So let me come."

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You're too good.

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Like that...

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Do it. Do it.

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That photo on the table,
is that your husband?

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Huh!

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<i>No, sweaty.</i>

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I see... then it must
be your boyfriend.

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I don't have a boyfriend.

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Oh... that means he's your son.

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I must say...
you've really maintained yourself.

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I don't have a son.

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I get it he's your brother.

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Big or small?

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Sweety, I don't have a brother.

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- Uncle.
- No.

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- Uncle.
- No.

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Then he must be your neighbour.

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- Correct?
- Wrong.

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Then whose photo is in your room?

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And so close to your bed.

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Sweety... that's my picture.

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I had it taken before my operation.

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"Mastizaade."

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- Oh yeah.
- "Mastizaade."

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Honey, I am home.

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- My husband's here..
- Husband.

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- My husband.
- Husband.

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- Just go.
- What do you mean go?

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- Just go...
- What about my clothes?

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Why are you running nude?

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What the...

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- Do you always run naked?
- Yes.

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You see... l love it.

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I feel very free.

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- Do you always run wearing a condom?
- Yes...

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No! Not always.

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Only during the monsoons.

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Monsoon?

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So that it doesn't get wet.

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Raincoat.

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Guys, your sex life is so exciting.

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It's been ages since I last had sex.

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Your parents are to be blamed for it.

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They named you She-kar.

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What...

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Since then...
you've always been a shaker.

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Give me few tips please.

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No, silly boy.

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Superman can only teach you...

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to wear your underwear
over your pants.

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But not how to fly.

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We were born with our superpowers.

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- Superpowers?
- Yes.

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- I didn't get it.
- Let me explain you.

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Superman has x-rays.

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But we've got... chicks-ray.

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Chicks-ray?

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Yes.

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I didn't get it again.

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Wait silly boy,
we'll show you a demonstration.

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Yeah...

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Look.

270
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,719
That madam's wearing pink.

271
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:45,568
And look... that one's wearing grey,
top and bottom.

272
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:46,432
Wow.

273
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,265
- See?
- I don't see anything.

274
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,238
Hold on.

275
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,037
Oh my, God. Look at that.

276
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,578
Yes!

277
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,239
(Ere)!-

278
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:02,008
Chicks-ray.

279
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:02,415
Chicks-ray.

280
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,077
Chicks-ray.

281
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,214
What powers, guys.

282
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:09,316
There's not a single girl...

283
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:13,261
who can escape our
chicks-ray and our powers.

284
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:14,396
Exactly.

285
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,488
There's been no one yet.

286
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:38,417
"All night long everyone
just stares at you."

287
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,077
- Hi, Chotu.
- Hi.

288
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,010
('Ba b)”

289
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,387
<i>What do you want today, Chow?</i>

290
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,484
What?

291
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,294
<i>What do you want today, Chow?</i>

292
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,193
- Oranges.
- What?

293
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,194
I want to squeeze
the juice out of them.

294
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,429
It's healthy after all.

295
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,729
By the way,
I hope I didn't disturb you.

296
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,599
No, no... not at all.

297
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,304
I was playing with my pusky.

298
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,649
- Playing with what?
- Pusky.

299
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:43,710
- You like puskys, right?
- I love them.

300
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:48,725
You know... small, cute...

301
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:53,693
Actually, I was on Skype with her.

302
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,292
Pusky.

303
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,727
Meow!

304
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:00,365
Well...

305
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,239
Here you go.

306
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,070
Squeeze the juice
out of them properly.

307
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,670
Yes, I will squeeze them out properly.

308
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,311
- By the way.
- Yeah.

309
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:17,081
Please spare some time...
and come home some day.

310
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,753
- I will give you rice... and then Dal.
- What?

311
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,684
Dal... lentil, which my mom cooks.

312
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,128
Ohh... okay.

313
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,393
Well, see you.
My Pusky is calling.

314
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:30,996
Okay.

315
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,694
- Bye, Chotu.
- Bye.

316
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,269
Bye.

317
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,664
Lelemplease give me.

318
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,676
Oh ski-i-

319
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:43,640
Come on.

320
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,682
- Leave a message.
- Oh... voice-mail.

321
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,281
Hey, Lily. Sorry, I got up late.

322
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,784
So I couldn't wish you best of luck.

323
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,123
So... good luck.

324
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,284
And hold both the balls carefully.

325
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:57,719
Bye.

326
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:05,059
No one likes playing with...
dirty footballs.

327
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,104
So how can we keep our balls clean...

328
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,196
so that others
love playing with them?

329
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,467
I'll tell you.

330
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,099
Finally... a product...

331
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:17,238
that can clean y... y... your balls.

332
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,982
Mr. Safai's new ball cleaner.

333
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,679
Wow!

334
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:30,293
Why don't we start with
these golf balls first?

335
00:17:57,142 --> 00:18:00,316
'My chicks-ray.'
- Tick-Tock..

336
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:06,052
I just love golf b... b... balls.

337
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,065
Wow! Amazing!

338
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,225
Is there anyone here...

339
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,997
who wants his balls cleaned?

340
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,971
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

341
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:20,101
Me! - You're quite desperate
to get your balls cleaned.

342
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,405
Shekhar, you don't get it.

343
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,175
She's different from other girls.

344
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,744
Different? How?

345
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,515
My chicks-ray isn't working on her.

346
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,679
Mr. Safai's B... B... Balls cleaner.

347
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:34,155
Playing with clean
balls is a lot more fun.

348
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,488
It's a cut.

349
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:38,721
Let's take some shots.

350
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,054
Call the hand model.

351
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:40,688
Move...

352
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,527
- See you. Bye.
- Bye.

353
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:43,191
Get the camera here.

354
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,063
Move fatso.

355
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,132
Excuse me.

356
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,496
Aditya. Superb.

357
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,196
What an idea for the campaign.

358
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,138
Outstanding.

359
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,504
I'll be right back Mr.
Bossdiwaala (ASSHOLE).

360
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:53,634
Please handle the campaign.

361
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,646
Aditya, when you call
me Bossdiwaala (ASSHOLE)...

362
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,375
I don't like it at all.

363
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,072
You're my boss.

364
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,482
Your name's D. Wala.

365
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,486
What else will I call you?

366
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,079
Call me by my real name. Dil.

367
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:06,987
<i>D“?</i>

368
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,319
Dil Khadawala.

369
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,694
My full name is Dil Khadawala.

370
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,088
But my surname was Khadawala...

371
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,995
and people would tease me.

372
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,499
So I took the 'Khada'
out and kept the 'Dil'.

373
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,696
- Now I am just Dilwala.
- Very Different.

374
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:21,994
Sir, I am a bit busy.

375
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,403
That reminds me, Aditya.

376
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,464
We've a new client,
and they are rich.

377
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,703
They're coming to the
office tomorrow morning...

378
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,069
and where's Sunny?

379
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,510
Sir, he's outside
drinking sugarcane juice.

380
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:33,311
Sunny's always drinking
sugarcane juice.

381
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,715
Always...

382
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:35,710
Anyway... tomorrow...

383
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,385
You and Sunny, at the office.

384
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:37,715
On time.

385
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:38,750
- Yes.
- Yes.

386
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,556
<i>Yes'.
files, D“.</i>

387
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:42,754
Yeah!

388
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,757
Swear on my pony...
what a set.

389
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,165
What a cute kid.

390
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,602
- Just like his mother.
- Thank you.

391
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,002
And anyway, his father...

392
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:55,765
ran off after he was born.

393
00:19:56,028 --> 00:20:00,101
Which fool wouldn't
want to father your kids?

394
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,444
"O Baby."

395
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,275
"O Baby."

396
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,412
"O Baby."

397
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,563
"O Baby."

398
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,326
I wish I was 40 years younger.

399
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:37,571
I wish... l was alive.

400
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:44,711
- Mummy...
- My kid.

401
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,597
My chicks-ray.

402
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,566
Bring my kid down.

403
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,705
Bring my kid down.

404
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:06,366
Bring my kid down.

405
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,139
Bloody pervert,
you threw him upstairs.

406
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,145
Get me down.

407
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,613
Someone get my kid down.

408
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,609
- Lily.
- Hi.

409
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,517
Calm down, I'll get him down.

410
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:18,145
Hold on.

411
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,621
He's coming down.

412
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:22,524
Hi.

413
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,753
Hurry up, bring him down.

414
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:24,790
Come on.

415
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,462
- Careful. Careful.
- You shut up.

416
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:28,429
Are you okay?

417
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,591
- Now lift it up.
- Loser.

418
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,640
There was a sexy-lady
draped in a sari...

419
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:41,734
- Did you see her?
- Yes.

420
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,711
She's special, I must find her.

421
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:46,249
For the first time in life,
my chicks-ray didn't work.

422
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,342
- Mine too.
- Hey... she'll be my wife.

423
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,044
Don't say such things.

424
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:51,553
I am talking about my girl.

425
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,113
For the first time in life,
my chicks-ray didn't work.

426
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,249
Where did they go?

427
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,059
No problem.

428
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,685
We'll find them
if we're supposed to.

429
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:02,065
Maybe this is God's idea
or His method to tell us..

430
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,693
"Son, before you fall hook,
line and sinker..."

431
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,195
"you can pop some more cherries."

432
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,579
- Hello, friends.
- Hello.

433
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:22,210
Addiction is the most
dangerous hobby in the world.

434
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,351
And especially, when it's alcohol.

435
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,657
And in order to save everyone...

436
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,124
from popping anything
bad in their mouth.

437
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,025
I've given this lollypop to everyone.

438
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:37,766
We got this addiction...
after our dad's death.

439
00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,401
As soon as he passed away...

440
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,230
we made our way to the bottles.

441
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:46,366
But how did he die?

442
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:52,310
Our father appointed
a sexy secretary on the job.

443
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,216
10 days later...

444
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:56,650
he jumped from the
14th floor of his office...

445
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,619
and committed suicide.

446
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,679
Why? why? why?

447
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,991
Father did everything he could?

448
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:09,989
He bought a car for the secretary.

449
00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,628
And an engagement
ring worth one million.

450
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:13,761
One million?

451
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,699
A home worth 30 million.

452
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,002
And after all that happiness...

453
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,600
one day father asked her..

454
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,476
"Listen... can we have fun."

455
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:26,446
And she said yes.

456
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:29,348
I charge 1000 for one night.

457
00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:33,251
And father committed suicide.

458
00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:40,725
But friends, we haven't
touched alcohol for 6 months.

459
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,621
Very goocL
. Wow!

460
00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:45,793
But tell us...
how did you two do it?

461
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,695
"O Baby."

462
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:49,763
We'll tell you.

463
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:54,666
- Wine..
- Oh, God. Alcohol.

464
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:58,203
Why did you two bring
this poison here?

465
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,417
This is our secret, sir.

466
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:04,318
The real test is when
the bottle's in front of you...

467
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,378
and you still control yourself.

468
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,584
And we've complete confidence.

469
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,991
Even though you'll
be holding the bottle...

470
00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:13,522
but you'll all
still control yourselves.

471
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,361
Even if someone uncorks the bottles...

472
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,332
you will still control yourselves.

473
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,768
Someone will pour
the alcohol in a glass...

474
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:24,067
yet you will still
control yourselves.

475
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,733
Someone will drop two
cubes of ice in the glass.

476
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,644
But you will still control yourselves.

477
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,374
No, pleasemplease...

478
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:35,740
"O Baby."

479
00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:40,214
"O Baby."

480
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,317
"O Baby."

481
00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:50,191
"O Baby."

482
00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:58,472
"I danced too much."

483
00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:01,670
"Please don't touch."

484
00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:05,639
"I danced too much."

485
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,479
"Please don't touch."

486
00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:11,043
"I am tired shaking a leg all clay."

487
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:15,622
"I don't have the strength
to dance anymore."

488
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,321
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

489
00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:22,695
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

490
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:26,262
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

491
00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:30,439
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

492
00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:33,772
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

493
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:39,138
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

494
00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,028
"O Baby."

495
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:12,979
"They are high on fun."

496
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:17,985
"And starting to be shameless."

497
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:22,051
"Plug my pin in your socket."

498
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:25,720
"Charge my heart day and night."

499
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,357
"Plug my pin in your socket."

500
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:33,267
"Charge my heart day and night."

501
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:37,364
"No matter how much I ignore..."

502
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:41,066
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

503
00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:44,746
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

504
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:48,449
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

505
00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:54,252
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

506
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,326
"O Baby."

507
00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:08,226
"O Baby."

508
00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:12,538
"Whether in a flat or a shed."

509
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,113
"All they want to do is have fun."

510
00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,213
"We're going to climb up."

511
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:22,076
"Because we're men super."

512
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,142
"We're going to honk the horns."

513
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,517
"And you ride our scooters."

514
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:27,519
"We're going to climb up."

515
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,316
"Because we're men super."

516
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,019
"We're going to honk the horns."

517
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:32,718
"And you ride our scooters."

518
00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:37,362
"I am bored of these talks."

519
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:41,002
"The boys say more..."

520
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,704
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

521
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:48,210
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

522
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:52,313
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

523
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:55,647
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

524
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:59,314
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

525
00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:02,957
"The boys say more...
more... more... more..."

526
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:07,152
"The boysmdance some more...
dance some more."

527
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:15,995
"O Baby."

528
00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:23,341
"O Baby."

529
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,579
Welcome. Welcome.

530
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,710
- Ram-Ram.
- Leela-Leela.

531
00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:31,078
- Leela?
- Leela?

532
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,746
Not Leela... Gila (WET).

533
00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:35,321
Maybe your seat's wet.
I guess it was wet before.

534
00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:36,552
Don't worry. Don't worry.

535
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,587
This is Sunny, and that's Aditya.

536
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,589
Our company's star ad-film makers.

537
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:43,394
Thank you, thank you.

538
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,492
Show them your product.

539
00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:47,401
And they will make an ad film...

540
00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,029
that will make you crazy.

541
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,202
- Should I, papa?
- Show it.

542
00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:52,607
Take it out.

543
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:54,234
Take it out.

544
00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:57,736
Take it out already.

545
00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:09,023
'Goti' is a soda bottle.

546
00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:12,050
'Gol Goti' soda bottle.

547
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:15,658
It's quite popular in
few selected states in India.

548
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,425
I see.

549
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,695
And we want to launch
it in the entire country.

550
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:19,594
Wow.

551
00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:23,696
Because when the marble moves...

552
00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:26,036
the soda fizzes.

553
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,342
What are you saying, sir?

554
00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:29,104
Papa.

555
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:30,237
It's true...

556
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:32,542
The marbles must move.

557
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,050
When the marbles
move... with passion...

558
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:37,108
that's when you say
'Aah' with pleasure.

559
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:38,279
- Right?
- Yes.

560
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,648
Don't worry.

561
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:42,214
We'll make an ad for your marbles...

562
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,282
that will make
the world stand up... and.

563
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:46,386
- And what?
- Clap! Clap!

564
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,260
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

565
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,755
All over Maharastra people will say.

566
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:54,000
Forget soda... and hold Goti (MARBLES).

567
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,132
So sir... whether big or small...

568
00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:01,475
everyone will taste your marbles.

569
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:04,736
- Papa..
- Great.

570
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:08,244
Now we handover our marbles to you.

571
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:12,413
Hoping that you will
take care of our marbles...

572
00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:15,424
like they are our own marbles.

573
00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,392
Sir, your marbles are my marbles.

574
00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:21,191
All yours. All yours.

575
00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:22,663
Done. Done.

576
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,791
- Ram-Ram.
- Leela. Leela.

577
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,602
Papa doesn't have it.

578
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,036
But he does have marbles.

579
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:36,810
When you don't have a mouth...

580
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,281
you do it with your hands.

581
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,518
Forget her...
and wear this Lawman jeans.

582
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,743
Bro, it's a patented product.

583
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,278
Boss... it's got emboss.

584
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,551
Let's go find some
new sex-addict group.

585
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,321
I am feeling really guilty.

586
00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:53,125
I really feel...
deep-down in my heart...

587
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,255
that I cheated on my girl.

588
00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:56,697
I was so drunk...

589
00:30:57,222 --> 00:31:00,169
I really thought my
girl's lying on the bed...

590
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:01,695
and calling me.

591
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,104
What are you saying?

592
00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:06,699
You know what... l felt the same.

593
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:09,211
This means... we both didn't cheat.

594
00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:14,041
Because... our body may
have been with someone else...

595
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:19,145
but our heart thought
that we're with our girl.

596
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,050
Right.

597
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,622
Silly.

598
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,417
After hitting on
so many sex-addicts...

599
00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:26,784
you've become
a sex-addict yourself.

600
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,027
History stands witness.

601
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,630
If you keep your banana
unused too long...

602
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,763
it starts to rot.

603
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,531
Now wear this Lawman
jeansmand be the man.

604
00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:41,202
Be the star...
and let's go find our prey.

605
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:44,877
Seema Lele Sex-addicts organization.

606
00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:48,546
What... a boring place.

607
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:51,143
Yeah... we'll get nothing here.

608
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,210
Yeah, let's go.

609
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:55,622
- Hey, Lily.
- Hi.

610
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,388
I know.

611
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:03,189
Are you seeing what I am seeing?

612
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,393
Yeah... double role.

613
00:32:05,456 --> 00:32:06,457
So.

614
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,471
Someone said it right...

615
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,070
Two is more fun.

616
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:13,370
- One's Sita.
- So nice.

617
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:14,739
And the other's Gita.

618
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,411
Yes, mine's Sita...
and your's Gita.

619
00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:18,446
Okay, okay...

620
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:20,380
But what are they doing here?

621
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,475
Are these two sex-addicts?

622
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,713
If they mistake us
for real sex-addicts...

623
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,551
then they will never love us.

624
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,182
A thief can never point
fingers at another thief.

625
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:31,591
If we're sex-addicts in their view...

626
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,754
then so are they.

627
00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,265
- Let's go.
- Yes, let's go watch.

628
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:37,299
Hi, everyone.

629
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:38,766
I am Laila Lele.

630
00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:42,766
And this is my twin sister Lily Lele.

631
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:46,266
Together we run this
sex-addicts group.

632
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,742
We're in trouble.

633
00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,472
They're not thieves,
they're the jailors.

634
00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:51,741
Well friends, our mother...

635
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,373
Seema Lele.

636
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:56,715
Was a s... s..sex-addict herself.

637
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,287
Yummy Mummy!

638
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:03,719
Yummy Mummy!

639
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,320
Yummy... Yummy... Mummy!

640
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:10,625
Our father was a character
actor in Hindi movies.

641
00:33:11,089 --> 00:33:14,195
90 percent of his roles
were of an army man.

642
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:18,700
And he went so crazy
playing his roles...

643
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,200
that whenever
there was a real war...

644
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:25,012
he would wear his army costume...

645
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:30,678
and for months
s... s... stand at the border.

646
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:36,321
Baba wanted army...
and mama wanted fun.

647
00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:39,091
Father always said...

648
00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:42,594
"I will never let the enemies..."

649
00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:46,232
"penetrate the
borders and get inside."

650
00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:49,602
But someone would penetrate...

651
00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:55,635
her borders everyday and
g..g..get inside.

652
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:59,411
Friends,
I've thought of a new experiment.

653
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:07,021
To test whether you're
still sex-addicts or not.

654
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,660
If the coin moves, you fail.

655
00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:20,768
I hope you fail.

656
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,271
"She'll take your heart."

657
00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,611
"She'll take your life."

658
00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:33,414
"She'll take your sincerity too."

659
00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:35,178
"Laila's going to..."

660
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,582
"Laila's going to..."

661
00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:42,023
"Laila's going to... sweep you away..."

662
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,689
"She'll take your heart."

663
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,527
"She'll take your life."

664
00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:54,695
"She'll take your heart."

665
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,466
"She'll take your life."

666
00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:59,201
"She'll take your sincerity too."

667
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:04,303
"Laila's going to... sweep you away..."

668
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:09,976
"Laila's going to... sweep you away..."

669
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,228
Very good...

670
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,240
- Aditya.
- Aditya!

671
00:35:32,997 --> 00:35:34,305
- Aditya.
- Aditya!

672
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:35,275
Aditya.

673
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:36,437
Very good, Aditya.

674
00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:41,039
Seeing your self-
con... con... control...

675
00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:42,744
I am really happy.

676
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:46,019
Good boy.

677
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:50,658
Look... shooting star.

678
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:51,593
Wow!

679
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:54,062
They say, if you make
a wish to a shooting star...

680
00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:55,654
it comes true.

681
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:03,596
- My favourite Gol Goti Soda.
- Wow!

682
00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,103
Why don't you ask for something too?

683
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,115
Gol Goti Soda.

684
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,988
Gives you big fun.

685
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:27,326
I've never seen anything
so lowly and humiliating.

686
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:28,993
Me neither.

687
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,191
Will parents ever let their
daughter drink our soda...

688
00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:33,462
after watching this ad?

689
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,197
We trusted you two...

690
00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:37,364
and handed over our marbles to you.

691
00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:41,308
And you did foul-play
with our marbles.

692
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:45,279
No, no, sir. We didn't do
any foul play with your marbles.

693
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,743
Swear on my pony.
Give us one more chance.

694
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:48,415
No, no...

695
00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:50,783
We'll make a clean and
family-oriented ad for you.

696
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,022
As long as these two
are working for you...

697
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,556
we won't give you our marbles.

698
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:55,522
We won't.

699
00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:57,588
Swear on my pony...

700
00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:58,786
For the sake of your marbles...

701
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,222
I will fire these
two from the company.

702
00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:04,092
Bloodymtwo-faced, low-life...

703
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,726
were you born out of a test-tube?

704
00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:09,037
After playing marbles
in your childhood...

705
00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:11,505
didn't you ever play
banana games behind closed doors.

706
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:12,063
Shut up.

707
00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:12,971
Don't get personal.

708
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:13,565
Shut up.

709
00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:15,268
And you...

710
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,313
Bloody Polar Bear's twin marbles.

711
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,540
You wanted marbles, didn't you?

712
00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:19,741
Take this... and this...

713
00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:24,076
Security.

714
00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:25,116
Get out!

715
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:26,416
Now wait and watch.

716
00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:28,150
We'll start our own ad agency.

717
00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:30,021
And we'll make ads...

718
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:34,359
that will make you
hold your marbles and pony.

719
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,055
Get out!

720
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:36,564
Now listen...

721
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,700
We're going straight
to the bank from here.

722
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:41,032
Tomorrow we'll have a loan...

723
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,003
and you will be alone.

724
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,004
Out!

725
00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:45,768
Throw them out of the gate.

726
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,276
We'll have it today.

727
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:55,546
Loan.

728
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,279
Swear on the pony.

729
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,620
- "Ooh Aah Ooh Aah.
- Ouch!"

730
00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:10,294
"Come on my couch."

731
00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:13,694
- "Ooh Aah Ooh Aah.
- Ouch!"

732
00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:19,441
- "Ooh Aah Ooh Aah.
- Ouch!"

733
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:26,442
"The wannabe..."

734
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,379
"I like that."

735
00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:33,579
Good morning, ma'am.

736
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,282
Not just houseful, she's blouseful.

737
00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:40,288
- Hello, sir.
- We've an appointment...

738
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,024
with the assistant manager.

739
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:42,757
For a loan.

740
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:46,531
"Quack."

741
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:48,667
"Quack."

742
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,706
It's her... from the lift.

743
00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:51,603
"Quack."

744
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,039
Please come in.

745
00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:54,002
"Quack."

746
00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:56,768
"Quack."

747
00:38:58,302 --> 00:38:59,303
"Quack."

748
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,341
Hi. Titli Boobna.

749
00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:03,578
Nice to meet you guys.

750
00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:04,642
Wow.

751
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,519
Would you like something?

752
00:39:06,577 --> 00:39:10,081
We sure will if you give it.

753
00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:12,058
My job is to give.

754
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,190
After all.

755
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,389
I am the Associate
Manager of Sab Dyena Bank.

756
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:17,160
Ohh...

757
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:18,996
We have just one motto.

758
00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:21,700
Whether its day or
night... just keep giving.

759
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:26,036
Yes...

760
00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:30,068
Ms. Titli... - Please, Ms. Titli
is too old-fashioned.

761
00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,314
- Just call me Titli.
- Titli.

762
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:33,312
Okay.

763
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,572
<i>Okay, “m.</i>

764
00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:38,414
We need your help
in opening something.

765
00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:40,217
What would you like to open?

766
00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:42,690
Our very own ad agency.

767
00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:46,526
You see, the place we worked before...

768
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,188
we used to make the breast...

769
00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:50,528
I mean the best ads.

770
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:54,329
Exciting. I like you guys.

771
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,202
Now I'll happily give it to you two.

772
00:39:58,429 --> 00:39:59,339
Loan!

773
00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:01,770
Of course. Of course.

774
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,578
I asked for fries
along with my burger.

775
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,341
- Fries?
- Where is it?

776
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:11,684
Hold on.

777
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,019
The shadow...

778
00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:18,683
The sun's rays...

779
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:22,564
- I so silly.
- We're very smart.

780
00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:07,742
What?

781
00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:09,534
See-well Opticians.

782
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,180
So that your eyes...
makes no mistakes.

783
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,478
"Mastizaade."

784
00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:16,540
Thank you.

785
00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:19,778
- Thank you. Thank you. Congratulations.
- "Mastizaade."

786
00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:37,502
Friends, we're going
out of India for a few days...

787
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:43,068
for a sex-addiction seminar.

788
00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:48,807
And we'll take t... two helpers along.

789
00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:53,618
And these two helpers will
be selected through lucky draw.

790
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,393
Aditya Chotiya.

791
00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:06,162
And... Sunny Kele.

792
00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:08,360
Yes!

793
00:42:08,425 --> 00:42:08,766
Eat it.

794
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:10,164
Clap.

795
00:42:11,128 --> 00:42:13,369
"Mastizaade."

796
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,008
"Mastizaade." - Let's see...
whose names were on the list?

797
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:20,614
Sunny Kele.

798
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,081
Aditya Chotiya.

799
00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:27,354
Sunny Kele.

800
00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:30,090
Sunny Kele.

801
00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:04,490
"By raising your skirt..."

802
00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:07,754
"you've turned
my heart into dynamite."

803
00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:09,995
"dynamite."

804
00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:12,497
"By raising your skirt..."

805
00:43:12,556 --> 00:43:16,129
"you've turned
my heart into dynamite."

806
00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:22,166
"I've fallen in love overnight."

807
00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:24,678
"Overnight."

808
00:43:24,735 --> 00:43:27,079
"I dream every night..."

809
00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:28,639
"and they tickle me."

810
00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:32,483
"It's the magic of your love."

811
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:35,080
"That every inch of
my body's rom-rom-romantic."

812
00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:37,056
"rom-rom-romantic."

813
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:38,718
"rom-rom-rom..."

814
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,728
"rom-rom-romantic."

815
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:43,025
"Every inch of my
body's rom-rom-romantic."

816
00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:44,760
"rom-rom-romantic."

817
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:46,558
"rom-rom-rom..."

818
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,571
"rom-rom-romantic."

819
00:44:04,174 --> 00:44:05,585
"It's bigger..."

820
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,580
"and better too."

821
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:11,356
"You should try it once."

822
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:14,026
"It's bigger..."

823
00:44:14,084 --> 00:44:16,030
"and better too."

824
00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:19,624
"You should try it once."

825
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:23,536
"I am talking about... my heart."

826
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:28,134
"Your mind's really dirty, my love."

827
00:44:28,365 --> 00:44:30,504
"It's 12 centimetre in size."

828
00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,513
"Touch it little, it is very nice."

829
00:44:32,569 --> 00:44:36,039
"My boats like Titanic."

830
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:38,450
"That every inch of
my body's rom-rom-romantic."

831
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,420
"rom-rom-romantic."

832
00:44:40,477 --> 00:44:42,081
"rom-rom-rom..."

833
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,383
"Every inch of my
body's rom-rom-romantic."

834
00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,428
"That every inch of
my body's rom-rom-romantic."

835
00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,326
"rom-rom-romantic."

836
00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:50,296
"rom-rom-rom..."

837
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,664
"Every inch of my
body's rom-rom-romantic."

838
00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:21,359
"From front..."

839
00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:23,398
"and from back."

840
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:27,197
"You're juicy from every angle,
my love."

841
00:45:27,524 --> 00:45:29,299
"From front..."

842
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:31,236
"and from back."

843
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:35,069
"You're juicy from every angle,
my love."

844
00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:38,608
"My rocket's ready baby."

845
00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:43,581
"Let me take you beyond the stars."

846
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,586
"Every time I see you..."

847
00:45:45,642 --> 00:45:47,588
"even in pitch darkness..."

848
00:45:47,644 --> 00:45:51,319
"my candle lights up automatic."

849
00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:53,721
"That every inch of
my body's rom-rom-romantic."

850
00:45:53,784 --> 00:45:55,695
"rom-rom-romantic."

851
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,460
"rom-rom-rom..."

852
00:45:57,521 --> 00:45:59,694
"Every inch of my
body's rom-rom-romantic."

853
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,634
"That every inch of
my body's rom-rom-romantic."

854
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,501
"rom-rom-romantic."

855
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,631
"rom-rom-rom..."

856
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,108
"Every inch of my
body's rom-rom-romantic."

857
00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:36,763
As long as you... don't say...

858
00:46:37,027 --> 00:46:40,565
those three magical words.

859
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,373
I won't do anything.

860
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:45,772
What do you want to hear?

861
00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:51,008
Those three magical words.

862
00:46:51,074 --> 00:46:52,178
You know, Laila.

863
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:55,252
I never thought I'll say
those three magical words...

864
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,155
- to any girl.
- Yes, say it.

865
00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:59,717
But Laila... l Love You.

866
00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:02,294
I love you?

867
00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:04,025
I don't believe this, Sunny.

868
00:47:04,087 --> 00:47:07,967
Laila... you said you wanted
to hear the three magical words.

869
00:47:08,025 --> 00:47:08,730
Yes, Sunny.

870
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:12,166
Those three magical
words are not I Love you.

871
00:47:12,229 --> 00:47:14,607
Those three magical words are..
Laila...

872
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,338
- Give-it...
- To Me.

873
00:47:16,533 --> 00:47:18,012
Laila... Give-it to me.

874
00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,437
First time in my life
I fell in love.

875
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,177
And with a girl...

876
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,719
whose view about love
is same as I had earlier?

877
00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:29,054
She doesn't run this group
with Lily for social service.

878
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:33,551
In fact, she takes advantage
of sex-addicts for fun.

879
00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:34,357
She says...

880
00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,399
No commitment... only entertainment.

881
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:39,764
No weddingmonly night.

882
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:43,436
No mangalsutra... only kamasutra.

883
00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:45,433
Okay, everyone.

884
00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:48,203
As... as... assemble.

885
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:51,137
I've an important
announcement to make.

886
00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:52,305
Come on, sit.

887
00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:53,177
Let's go.

888
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:55,114
I've some great news.

889
00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:59,251
Today I want to
o... o... openly show you...

890
00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:02,950
who dwells in my heart.

891
00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:04,515
I guess she's talking about you.

892
00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:09,953
He's not perfect,
but he's perfect for me.

893
00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:20,998
Stupid.

894
00:48:41,051 --> 00:48:45,466
<i>This is my fiancmDesh-Premi Singh.</i>

895
00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:49,534
There are only three things I love.

896
00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:52,597
"Dharti Maa" Mother India.

897
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:54,506
"Dharti Maa".

898
00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,644
And the mother of my future kids.

899
00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:00,476
Why did you say 'Dharti Maa' twice?

900
00:49:00,537 --> 00:49:03,211
Because this land is my mother.

901
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,411
And my mom's name is Dharti.

902
00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:08,481
Desh Premi has a childhood dream.

903
00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:11,257
To join the army...

904
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:17,732
and serve the c... c... country.

905
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,603
But... when he was a kid...

906
00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:25,962
he was struck with
p... p... paralysis.

907
00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:27,064
Why didn't he become a martyr?

908
00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:28,234
What?

909
00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,201
Sorry... you were saying something.

910
00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:31,541
Please go on.

911
00:49:32,536 --> 00:49:37,508
And since then,
he can't s... s... stand up.

912
00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:38,678
Stand up for what?

913
00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:41,022
Desh Premi cannot stand up.

914
00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:44,657
I completely trust your love, darling.

915
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:49,095
Once you hold it... Hands.

916
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,262
You never let go. Hands!

917
00:49:55,359 --> 00:49:57,134
Once we get married...

918
00:49:57,394 --> 00:49:59,533
then I will automatically stand up.

919
00:50:01,398 --> 00:50:03,309
- You two are getting married?
- Yes.

920
00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:05,479
Next week. In Pattaya.

921
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:09,680
And by the way,
you're all invited to the wedding.

922
00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:11,518
It's not compulsory.

923
00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:13,612
You don't have to come
if you don't want to.

924
00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:18,785
But if... you're coming,
then remember.

925
00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:25,131
If anyone tries to hit on my Lily...

926
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,498
then first I'll
thrash you like a man...

927
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:30,638
then like a hurricane...

928
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:37,270
and finally like Salman.

929
00:50:38,468 --> 00:50:41,312
Because once I make a commitment...

930
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:45,380
I place it on my lap and use it.

931
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:47,479
- What?
- My joystick.

932
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:49,257
Wheelchair joystick.

933
00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:52,423
Come on, baby... let's the goes.

934
00:50:52,482 --> 00:50:53,358
Yeah!

935
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:59,566
- Bye everyone.
- Bye.

936
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:17,411
"You dog."

937
00:51:44,401 --> 00:51:47,245
Lily... l am here.

938
00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:56,624
Beautiful sky.

939
00:51:57,214 --> 00:51:58,659
Beautiful sea.

940
00:51:59,082 --> 00:52:02,154
Beautiful... Donkey?

941
00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:06,259
Ask him the time.

942
00:52:06,323 --> 00:52:07,597
I want to set my watch.

943
00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:08,692
Pattaya time.

944
00:52:10,327 --> 00:52:11,670
Hello.

945
00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:17,240
Can you tell me the time please?

946
00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:20,775
It's 10:40.

947
00:52:21,037 --> 00:52:25,213
When the balls moved,
the clock appeared.

948
00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:26,243
Ask him again?

949
00:52:28,745 --> 00:52:30,747
Hello.

950
00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:37,725
Can you tell me time again please?

951
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:41,391
What the...

952
00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:42,669
It's 10:40.

953
00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:46,071
Sir, how can you tell the time...

954
00:52:46,129 --> 00:52:50,305
by just touching
the donkey's balls?

955
00:52:54,638 --> 00:52:59,519
Ohh... when the balls moves,
he saw the way.

956
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:02,089
Okay, bye. You have a ball. Okay.

957
00:53:02,145 --> 00:53:02,748
Okay.

958
00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:08,528
Look...

959
00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:11,623
Bloody cripple's preparing
to tango at his wedding.

960
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:13,099
What a stick?

961
00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:15,734
So big.

962
00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:35,789
Oh...

963
00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:37,053
Wow.

964
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:37,692
My God.

965
00:53:37,747 --> 00:53:39,522
- How did you do it?
- How?

966
00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,154
Because honesty and
God dwells in my heart.

967
00:53:42,185 --> 00:53:43,163
Akshay Khanna.

968
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,326
So He made me a cripple...

969
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:51,463
but he also taught
me different ways to do things.

970
00:53:51,528 --> 00:53:54,702
I am ready to be a cripple
to learn these things.

971
00:53:57,534 --> 00:53:59,810
"I am A-shit."

972
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:04,383
"lam A-shit."

973
00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:08,179
An actor from the British times.

974
00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:11,187
Lily and Laila's dad.

975
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:23,367
"I am A-shit."

976
00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:24,632
Hello, sir. I am Aditya.

977
00:54:24,694 --> 00:54:26,435
- Hello.
- You are a shit.

978
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,004
You are a shit.

979
00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:31,304
Sir, why are you abusing us?

980
00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:33,075
Mother's name Urmila.

981
00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:34,774
Father's name Ramgopal.

982
00:54:35,038 --> 00:54:36,745
<i>And my name's Ash“.</i>

983
00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:38,315
Full name Ashit.

984
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:39,542
<i>U R Ash“.</i>

985
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:42,317
Bang! Bang! Bang!

986
00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:45,326
Thank God my mother's
name wasn't lshita.

987
00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:47,424
And father's name wasn't Mohan.

988
00:54:47,484 --> 00:54:49,157
Otherwise instead of U R Ashit...

989
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,062
my name would've been I M Ashit.

990
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:53,328
Bang! Bang!

991
00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:57,431
Why does he keep saying "Bang" "Bang"?

992
00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:00,100
- I'll tell you.
- Tell them Lily.

993
00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:00,607
Hi.

994
00:55:00,664 --> 00:55:02,644
While playing his army roles...

995
00:55:02,699 --> 00:55:06,613
papa has fired so
many b... b... bullets...

996
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:10,709
that sometimes he t... talks less...

997
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:15,286
and s... shoots more from his mouth.

998
00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:17,450
Correct. Correct.

999
00:55:17,614 --> 00:55:20,026
You didn't introduce
me to your guests.

1000
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:21,159
Sorry, Papa-

1001
00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:23,128
This is Sunny and that's Aditya.

1002
00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,154
Hello. Hello.

1003
00:55:24,554 --> 00:55:29,469
You know that
sex-addic... addic... group..

1004
00:55:29,526 --> 00:55:31,472
that Laila and I run.

1005
00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:33,263
These two are members.

1006
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,674
- These two have a sex problem.
- Yes.

1007
00:55:35,732 --> 00:55:38,713
You know that I hate sex,
and I hate sex-addicts.

1008
00:55:38,768 --> 00:55:39,769
No, no, no...

1009
00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:42,380
I would make all the sex-addicts...

1010
00:55:42,439 --> 00:55:45,045
stand in a line and
"bang... bang... bang."

1011
00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:46,143
Shoot them.

1012
00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:48,553
No, no... we were sex-addicts.

1013
00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:49,783
Not anymore.

1014
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,459
Your daughter treated us so well...

1015
00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:54,188
we stopped having sex.

1016
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,126
We even stopped thinking about it.

1017
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,187
Good. Good.

1018
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:00,097
Good. Good.

1019
00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:02,295
By the way, sir...
that's really nice horse.

1020
00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:03,631
- What's his name?
- Blackie.

1021
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:04,228
Yes.

1022
00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:05,034
Blackie?

1023
00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:06,606
But sir, he's white.

1024
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:10,042
Bahadur Shah Zafar once
said "What is in the name".

1025
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,034
Yes, sir.

1026
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:14,241
But... Shakespeare said that,
and not Bahadur Shah.

1027
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:16,477
Exactly. "What is in the name".

1028
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,385
Come... I'll show you the back...

1029
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:21,683
- I mean the backside.
- Whose?

1030
00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:23,053
Of the hotel, of course.

1031
00:56:25,982 --> 00:56:28,087
Welcome. Welcome to the Wedding Hotel.

1032
00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:30,222
You were taking us to the backside.

1033
00:56:30,286 --> 00:56:31,356
But this is the poolside.

1034
00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:36,528
Hello, boys.

1035
00:56:48,605 --> 00:56:51,415
- And you are?
- I am his son-das (SHIT).

1036
00:56:51,474 --> 00:56:53,750
What? You're his son-das (SHIT)?

1037
00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:57,651
Yes. He's my son,
and his name's Das (SHIT).

1038
00:56:57,714 --> 00:56:58,692
So... Son Das (SHIT).

1039
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,153
He's always shaking it around.

1040
00:57:02,185 --> 00:57:03,562
- What?
- His brush.

1041
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:06,590
He has quite manly hobbies?

1042
00:57:07,157 --> 00:57:08,602
Yes... and men are my hobby.

1043
00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:15,332
I love... filling up my big canvas...

1044
00:57:15,365 --> 00:57:21,008
with my long brush strokes.

1045
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,579
- Would you... like to see mine?
- What?

1046
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:29,150
- Canvas!
- Of course.

1047
00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:29,987
Of course.

1048
00:57:31,147 --> 00:57:32,649
(Naughty b0)!-

1049
00:57:33,249 --> 00:57:34,023
See..

1050
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:35,687
Beautiful.

1051
00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:40,066
A poor fly...
is stuck in a spider's web.

1052
00:57:42,592 --> 00:57:43,730
Woosh! Woosh!

1053
00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:46,269
It flew away.

1054
00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:54,181
Hi, sister!

1055
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:15,362
"All night long
everyone stares at you."

1056
00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:18,962
Why did she have
to be like her mother?

1057
00:58:19,028 --> 00:58:19,972
Seema.

1058
00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:46,693
If you want...
you can drink this milk too.

1059
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,629
It's cold.

1060
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,562
It's fresh.

1061
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:54,273
And filled with cream.

1062
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:59,305
So much cream... isn't good for me.

1063
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:02,341
Ouch...

1064
00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:03,440
Oh my, God.

1065
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:08,652
No one poked me so hard...
even on Facebook.

1066
00:59:08,678 --> 00:59:10,316
- Once more.
- Sorry.

1067
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,657
But... my bag's handle
poked you by mistake.

1068
00:59:14,651 --> 00:59:16,653
L...l... wasn't talking
about the handle.

1069
00:59:18,187 --> 00:59:20,064
I can't handle it anymore.

1070
00:59:21,691 --> 00:59:24,297
Now mine's... stuck.

1071
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,271
"With the winds..."

1072
00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:28,036
"and the clouds."

1073
00:59:28,164 --> 00:59:30,041
"Let's move O Beloved."

1074
00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:32,112
- Das. Das.
- No, no, no.

1075
00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:35,043
Enough of this nok-jok-and poke.

1076
00:59:35,104 --> 00:59:36,208
Come with me you two.

1077
00:59:36,272 --> 00:59:38,252
I'll show you two
your rooms in the resort.

1078
00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:39,150
Come on, follow me.

1079
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:41,552
- I said follow me.
- Papa.

1080
00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:48,089
He's so hot. - He's so hot.

1081
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,564
Same pinch.

1082
00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:54,161
After all... we both drank
the same mother's milk.

1083
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,569
- I want him.
- I want him.

1084
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,777
- He's mine.
- He's mine.

1085
01:00:04,033 --> 01:00:04,738
- He's mine.
- He's mine.

1086
01:00:05,001 --> 01:00:06,071
- He's mine.
- He's mine.

1087
01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:08,547
It took us an entire day
to go from on pool to another.

1088
01:00:08,705 --> 01:00:10,480
After all it's a wedding hotel.

1089
01:00:10,506 --> 01:00:11,712
Hi!

1090
01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:15,021
What a treemcoconuts.

1091
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:16,682
What are you two doing here?

1092
01:00:17,013 --> 01:00:18,458
You two just disappeared
after that day.

1093
01:00:18,514 --> 01:00:19,686
Hi, Aditya.

1094
01:00:19,749 --> 01:00:21,592
- Do you know these two?
- No. No.

1095
01:00:21,651 --> 01:00:23,460
- No, no...
- Yes, uncle.

1096
01:00:23,519 --> 01:00:26,227
I met these two at
the alcoholids rehab.

1097
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,599
- No, no, you're mistaken.
- Yes.

1098
01:00:28,658 --> 01:00:31,502
They're sex-addicts, and not alcohol.

1099
01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:33,302
No, no, we were..

1100
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:36,139
- We know that.
- What?

1101
01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:38,434
After all... we took full advantage...

1102
01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:40,344
of that addiction that night.

1103
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,041
Sir, sir...

1104
01:00:41,104 --> 01:00:43,345
Sir, we can't have anymore fun.

1105
01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:45,180
Actually sir, we are screwed,
I mean jacked.

1106
01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:47,278
- We're tired.
- We're sleepy.

1107
01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:48,549
- Yes, come on.
- Bye.

1108
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,555
"Oh Baby."

1109
01:00:53,282 --> 01:00:55,353
Laila... what are you doing?

1110
01:00:56,252 --> 01:00:59,256
Trying to explain you...

1111
01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,159
the more you try
to be Vishwamitra...

1112
01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:06,138
I'll be Meneka.

1113
01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:09,472
If I fail to break your penance...

1114
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:15,549
then I'll be a bachelor
for the rest of my life.

1115
01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:18,609
Laila... just say I love you once.

1116
01:01:19,242 --> 01:01:22,519
And then watch all
the fun that I give you.

1117
01:01:22,578 --> 01:01:23,613
Forget that.

1118
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:27,623
Say Laila... Give-it to me.

1119
01:01:29,619 --> 01:01:30,597
No!

1120
01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:32,290
Say it, Sunny.

1121
01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:34,226
Laila... Give-it to me.

1122
01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:35,596
Sunny, say it.

1123
01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:40,071
Laila... Give-it to me.

1124
01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:44,540
Sunny... Sunny... give it to her.

1125
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,342
If you don't... then I will.

1126
01:01:48,171 --> 01:01:51,482
Not just me... entire
Pattaya will give it to her.

1127
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:54,488
But for Gods sake,
take your hands off...

1128
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:56,319
from my room's intercom button.

1129
01:01:56,345 --> 01:01:58,655
So that I can peacefully
sleep alone in my room.

1130
01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:02,595
One.

1131
01:02:03,419 --> 01:02:05,558
Desh Premi... march ahead.

1132
01:02:06,055 --> 01:02:07,398
We're with you.

1133
01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:10,131
Why's that old man
and that wheel-chair guy...

1134
01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:13,766
mexercising in
the middle of the day?

1135
01:02:14,997 --> 01:02:17,375
I guess you like bamboos.

1136
01:02:18,201 --> 01:02:20,010
But sir, what are you preparing for...

1137
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:21,548
in the middle of the day?

1138
01:02:21,604 --> 01:02:24,084
The Ancestral games of our family.

1139
01:02:24,307 --> 01:02:25,684
The Wedding Games.

1140
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,278
The Wedding Games? Ooh!

1141
01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:28,454
What are these wedding games?

1142
01:02:28,511 --> 01:02:31,651
It's a huge competition.

1143
01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:35,252
From paintball... to tug-of-war.

1144
01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:38,492
And now... get ready for the war.

1145
01:02:39,655 --> 01:02:40,497
Let's go.

1146
01:02:41,224 --> 01:02:42,202
Go on.

1147
01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:52,602
Pull.

1148
01:02:58,307 --> 01:02:59,411
Yeah!

1149
01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:06,359
'Dharti Maa...
Give me strength!'

1150
01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:20,332
Thank you, God.

1151
01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:21,431
Thank you, God.

1152
01:03:22,064 --> 01:03:23,668
No... Mama!

1153
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:25,508
That was fun.

1154
01:03:25,568 --> 01:03:28,139
Lily... come here.

1155
01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:29,375
Lily, come here!

1156
01:03:29,438 --> 01:03:31,543
- Come here.
- Coming.

1157
01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:48,324
We should play something different.

1158
01:03:48,724 --> 01:03:50,601
- Like?
- Kabaddi.

1159
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,765
- You will play kabaddi?
- Yeah.

1160
01:03:53,029 --> 01:03:55,635
So I can say "De Chaddi-
De Chaddi-De Chaddi.. (UNDERWEAR)"

1161
01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:57,235
- Leave me.
- "De Chaddi-De Chaddi (UNDERWEAR)"

1162
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,404
"Take mine..."

1163
01:03:58,467 --> 01:03:59,377
Get lost.

1164
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:06,486
No... no...

1165
01:04:06,709 --> 01:04:08,017
Now it's your turn.

1166
01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:08,452
Go!

1167
01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:09,216
Okay.

1168
01:04:11,647 --> 01:04:13,058
Missed.

1169
01:04:14,383 --> 01:04:15,054
Come on.

1170
01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:16,061
Come on, buck up.

1171
01:04:16,485 --> 01:04:18,089
Yes, come on.

1172
01:04:20,723 --> 01:04:22,225
Come on. Come on.

1173
01:04:22,992 --> 01:04:24,300
Come on, Sunny.

1174
01:06:03,025 --> 01:06:04,663
If the peacock dances in the jungle...

1175
01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:06,070
who saw it?

1176
01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:07,539
No. no. no, no.

1177
01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:10,636
Don't shoot... Don't shoot.

1178
01:06:19,508 --> 01:06:21,351
Oh my, God.

1179
01:06:21,410 --> 01:06:26,120
Take your gun and
make holes in my body.

1180
01:06:26,182 --> 01:06:28,423
Colour my body...

1181
01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:31,556
O beloved...
shoot me with your water-gun.

1182
01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:32,598
Let my Sunny go.

1183
01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,499
You two brother-sister...
have made my life hell.

1184
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:38,705
- This is all your fault.
- What?

1185
01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:40,372
You...

1186
01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:45,307
You're my sister...
but Sunny's my bed.

1187
01:06:54,577 --> 01:06:56,079
Sorry.

1188
01:07:02,618 --> 01:07:05,098
"I am A-Shit."

1189
01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:09,332
"lam A-Shit."

1190
01:07:13,596 --> 01:07:15,701
No, no, no, no...

1191
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,680
"lam A-Shit."

1192
01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:29,688
Oh, God!

1193
01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:35,189
That handicap broke my kneecaps.

1194
01:07:36,118 --> 01:07:38,223
We should've played
hopscotch with him instead.

1195
01:07:38,287 --> 01:07:40,767
And that cripple would've
beat us in that too.

1196
01:07:41,023 --> 01:07:42,525
The worst thing is...

1197
01:07:42,591 --> 01:07:45,231
he humiliated me in front of Lily.

1198
01:07:45,628 --> 01:07:47,733
How will we ever get married now?

1199
01:07:48,464 --> 01:07:49,534
Yeah...

1200
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,270
I've an idea.

1201
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:53,137
Go and tell Lily...

1202
01:07:53,502 --> 01:07:56,278
that you intentionally
lost to Desh Premi.

1203
01:07:56,338 --> 01:07:57,749
So that she doesn't feel bad.

1204
01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:00,714
- Nice idea.
- Good idea, right?

1205
01:08:00,976 --> 01:08:02,046
I'll go find her.

1206
01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:08,688
Where's Lily's room?

1207
01:08:08,951 --> 01:08:10,487
Lily's room...

1208
01:08:12,188 --> 01:08:13,258
I am very sorry.

1209
01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:14,995
I mistakenly banged you.

1210
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:19,270
I want you to keep banging into me.

1211
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,246
Leave me. Laila.

1212
01:08:32,374 --> 01:08:33,352
Leave me.

1213
01:08:33,509 --> 01:08:35,648
It's not Laila,
I am your loverboy.

1214
01:08:36,078 --> 01:08:37,614
- Das.
- Yeah, Das.

1215
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,421
Now let's get down with this Das.

1216
01:08:39,482 --> 01:08:40,460
How did you get in?

1217
01:08:40,516 --> 01:08:43,053
You know I'm an expert in getting in.

1218
01:08:43,352 --> 01:08:46,697
I offered something hard
to the house-keeping boy.

1219
01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:47,699
Hard what?

1220
01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:51,999
Hard cash... so I can kiss your lips.

1221
01:08:52,094 --> 01:08:53,334
Oh, God!

1222
01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:55,534
You know, I have just one problem.

1223
01:08:55,998 --> 01:09:00,447
If I don't drink something,
it drives me crazy.

1224
01:09:00,503 --> 01:09:04,315
- Lipple.
- Naughty boy..

1225
01:09:04,373 --> 01:09:07,582
L...l... l didn't mean that.

1226
01:09:07,610 --> 01:09:09,590
You know those milk-bottles for kids.

1227
01:09:09,612 --> 01:09:12,593
It's got that lipple...
and milk comes out of it.

1228
01:09:12,615 --> 01:09:15,186
You can suck that.

1229
01:09:15,251 --> 01:09:18,095
It will fulfil your
needs and desires too.

1230
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:20,964
Did you ever suck... a lipple?

1231
01:09:21,357 --> 01:09:22,301
A lot.

1232
01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:23,268
Since I was a kid.

1233
01:09:24,627 --> 01:09:25,697
It's really fun.

1234
01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:28,137
Then let's do it together.

1235
01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:30,043
It will be so much fun.

1236
01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:32,670
I know...

1237
01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:38,011
Go to your room...
and keep your lipple ready.

1238
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:42,987
I'll be there shortly...
and do it with you.

1239
01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:47,193
Okay. We-

1240
01:09:47,716 --> 01:09:50,629
Look, Das... you see...
I'm really hurt today.

1241
01:09:50,686 --> 01:09:52,529
That's why I brought it along.

1242
01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:54,465
- What?
- Ointment.

1243
01:09:57,493 --> 01:09:59,996
The ointment of my
love on your wounds.

1244
01:10:00,062 --> 01:10:00,699
Oh, God.

1245
01:10:02,431 --> 01:10:04,672
Ouch... let me take it out of my pouch.

1246
01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:11,617
These wounds on your handsome body...

1247
01:10:11,674 --> 01:10:14,416
is like the blemishes on the moon.

1248
01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:15,717
Look, Das... look...

1249
01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:18,691
Someone might come in...
and see us.

1250
01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:20,090
Go to your room.

1251
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,389
- Go to your room.
- Fine.

1252
01:10:22,418 --> 01:10:23,396
I am going-.

1253
01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:27,694
But promise me... you will come.

1254
01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:30,737
L...l... l will come!

1255
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,730
Come...

1256
01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:36,467
And if you don't come,
I'll make you come.

1257
01:10:36,498 --> 01:10:37,568
Okay. I'll come.

1258
01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:39,579
Go, go...

1259
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:42,773
Before I go...
let me give you a woah-job.

1260
01:10:42,805 --> 01:10:43,579
What?

1261
01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:44,446
Huh!

1262
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:45,245
What?

1263
01:10:45,341 --> 01:10:46,115
Disgusting...

1264
01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:51,386
I meanmblowing on your wounds...
is my job.

1265
01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:56,225
See... l can blow myself.

1266
01:10:56,685 --> 01:10:57,755
I can blow myself.

1267
01:10:57,820 --> 01:10:59,822
Wow! So talented!

1268
01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:01,261
Now go... now go. Go on.

1269
01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:03,661
- Get well soon.
- Go, go, go...

1270
01:11:03,726 --> 01:11:05,205
Go!

1271
01:11:05,494 --> 01:11:06,666
Landed on my bum.

1272
01:11:07,129 --> 01:11:08,267
I'll be waiting...

1273
01:11:08,464 --> 01:11:09,670
Room No 69!

1274
01:11:10,566 --> 01:11:12,068
Just like the magician's heart...

1275
01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:13,442
is trapped in the parrot.

1276
01:11:13,502 --> 01:11:15,448
Similarly, Ashit's heart...

1277
01:11:15,504 --> 01:11:17,415
is in his horse Blackie.

1278
01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:21,080
And today... I'm going to bathe him.

1279
01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,188
Clean him...

1280
01:11:23,245 --> 01:11:26,385
And make him so spotless...

1281
01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:29,452
that old man will
make me sit on this horse...

1282
01:11:29,518 --> 01:11:30,758
and make me Lily's groom.

1283
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:31,589
Bang!

1284
01:11:31,654 --> 01:11:33,600
Zip your pants first,
it's been open since morning.

1285
01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:35,567
Sorry... it's this bloody pant..

1286
01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:36,602
Bravo!

1287
01:11:38,327 --> 01:11:40,364
Stand up, Desh Premi! Stand up.

1288
01:11:40,429 --> 01:11:42,272
You have to fulfil my dreams.

1289
01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:44,538
You've to fight a war for the country.

1290
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,773
Papa... why are you
troubling my body...

1291
01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:49,141
for his dreams.

1292
01:11:49,204 --> 01:11:50,649
So that you can be a man.

1293
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,220
Pick up my gun, be a man.

1294
01:11:53,275 --> 01:11:57,655
I just want to have
fun with a man's gun.

1295
01:11:58,113 --> 01:11:59,285
Bang!

1296
01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:01,225
Good boy, Blackie.

1297
01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:03,190
Good boy, Blackie.

1298
01:12:04,486 --> 01:12:06,329
He's been smacking
my face with his tail.

1299
01:12:06,388 --> 01:12:07,696
You should be thankful
that he isn't kicking you.

1300
01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:08,530
Come on.

1301
01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:11,070
Please, Sunny. Hold his tail.

1302
01:12:11,126 --> 01:12:12,503
- Please.
- Fine, I will.

1303
01:12:12,761 --> 01:12:14,297
I'll clean his behind.

1304
01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:15,307
Blackie.

1305
01:12:16,265 --> 01:12:18,176
Your zip's still open. Yuck!

1306
01:12:19,034 --> 01:12:21,014
- Then zip it up.
- No, no... l won't.

1307
01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:22,344
For the sake of our friendship.

1308
01:12:22,404 --> 01:12:24,213
Pleasemdo it.

1309
01:12:24,707 --> 01:12:26,186
That's more like it.

1310
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:28,514
Oh no... the tail's stuck.

1311
01:12:28,577 --> 01:12:29,317
What did you do?

1312
01:12:29,378 --> 01:12:31,255
- I didn't do it.
- You attached it.

1313
01:12:31,313 --> 01:12:32,724
I tried to zip it and it got stuck.

1314
01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:34,021
Now help me take it out.

1315
01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:34,788
Okay-
- Okay-

1316
01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:36,222
Okay-
- Okay-

1317
01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:38,227
So exciting.

1318
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:39,225
And you know. "Ouch!"

1319
01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:49,472
Someone lift me up.

1320
01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,101
I will.

1321
01:12:55,337 --> 01:12:56,816
- Come out. Come out.
- Come on, Blackie.

1322
01:12:58,073 --> 01:13:00,075
Let's go.

1323
01:13:02,678 --> 01:13:04,419
"Boy's wood."

1324
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:05,618
"Horse on the wood."

1325
01:13:05,681 --> 01:13:07,183
"And with a hammer..."

1326
01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:08,990
"he struck the horse's bum."

1327
01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:11,320
My Blackie.

1328
01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:13,665
Aren't you ashamed, shameless fellows?

1329
01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:17,033
You used my poor blackie...

1330
01:13:17,092 --> 01:13:19,470
to satisfy your hunger and lust.

1331
01:13:19,528 --> 01:13:21,303
No, sir... you're mistaken.

1332
01:13:21,363 --> 01:13:22,535
Yes, sir. You're mistaken.

1333
01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:25,442
We only wanted to bathe
and clean your Blackie.

1334
01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:27,378
But the tail got stuck instead.

1335
01:13:27,436 --> 01:13:29,416
Because the zip slipped, sir.

1336
01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:31,451
My mind's slipped now.

1337
01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:34,247
I will shoot you two with my gun.

1338
01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:35,515
It's out! It's out! It's out!

1339
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,250
Run! Run! Run!

1340
01:13:57,332 --> 01:14:01,041
This means... he only
pretends to be a cripple.

1341
01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:04,246
Let's go break both his legs.

1342
01:14:05,407 --> 01:14:06,511
Not yet.

1343
01:14:06,575 --> 01:14:08,145
We'll go back to the resort.

1344
01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:10,247
Wait for him to return.

1345
01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,422
And later, we'll teach him a lesson...

1346
01:14:12,481 --> 01:14:13,459
in front of the entire family.

1347
01:14:13,482 --> 01:14:13,755
Come on.

1348
01:14:14,016 --> 01:14:15,290
- Good idea. Good idea.
- Come on.

1349
01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:17,125
"Mastizaade."

1350
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:28,232
Sunny! Aditya! Come in.

1351
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:32,336
Bloody cripple...
how did you get here before us?

1352
01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:35,007
I guess he ran on his two feet...

1353
01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:37,277
which he was using
earlier to walk...

1354
01:14:37,339 --> 01:14:39,751
on Walking Street.

1355
01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:41,146
Rascal.

1356
01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:44,157
In front of everyone,
you pretend you can't stand...

1357
01:14:44,446 --> 01:14:47,620
but in reality, Milkha can run.

1358
01:14:48,116 --> 01:14:50,722
I've been sitting here for hours,
sewing our Tri-colour flag.

1359
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,322
Shut up, you imposter.

1360
01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:58,069
Take this...

1361
01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:00,438
Come on. Come on.

1362
01:15:06,568 --> 01:15:09,447
Stop crawling on the
ground like an insect.

1363
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:12,145
Get up... show that you can stand.

1364
01:15:12,374 --> 01:15:15,082
I can't stand up.

1365
01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:17,316
These legs are too strong.

1366
01:15:17,379 --> 01:15:20,986
- Give us these legs, Premi.
- No.

1367
01:15:21,049 --> 01:15:25,520
- Give us these legs, Premi.
- No.

1368
01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:31,560
- Give us these legs, Premi!
- No.

1369
01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:33,598
Come on my express train.

1370
01:15:33,729 --> 01:15:35,731
Show the world that you can walk.

1371
01:15:35,998 --> 01:15:37,068
You can run.

1372
01:15:37,132 --> 01:15:37,701
Go!

1373
01:15:42,437 --> 01:15:44,041
"Dogs."

1374
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,019
Desh Premi!

1375
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,145
What happened?

1376
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,210
My God.

1377
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:50,587
Why are you beating...
my poor Desh Premi?

1378
01:15:50,646 --> 01:15:52,319
Why are you hurting this poor chap?

1379
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:55,555
Mr. U R Ashit... this bloody
hotwheels is not helpless.

1380
01:15:55,617 --> 01:15:57,221
He only pretends to be a cripple.

1381
01:15:57,286 --> 01:15:58,390
He can walk.

1382
01:15:58,453 --> 01:15:59,557
They thrashed me a lot.

1383
01:15:59,621 --> 01:16:01,464
We saw him on Walking street...

1384
01:16:01,523 --> 01:16:05,994
shaking a leg with naked girls.

1385
01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:07,233
You fools...

1386
01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:11,005
The guy you saw walking
at Walking Street...

1387
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:12,340
wasn't Desh Premi.

1388
01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:14,005
It's his twin brother.

1389
01:16:14,369 --> 01:16:18,112
- Twin?
- Yes, my twin brother.

1390
01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:19,479
Desh Drohi.

1391
01:16:19,541 --> 01:16:24,490
Today I will 'bang' you
two with my double-barrel.

1392
01:16:24,546 --> 01:16:29,222
Papa... you've to shoot
me before you shoot Sunny.

1393
01:16:29,284 --> 01:16:31,730
Move aside, Das.
Move. Or I will shoot.

1394
01:16:31,987 --> 01:16:33,989
- No, papa.
- Move I say.

1395
01:16:34,056 --> 01:16:34,761
- No, papa...
- Move.

1396
01:16:35,023 --> 01:16:36,161
It's okay. Papa-

1397
01:16:36,224 --> 01:16:38,704
Anyone can m... make this mistake.

1398
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,534
Yes, of course.

1399
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,404
They've made many mistakes today.

1400
01:16:41,463 --> 01:16:43,602
First Blackie and now Desh Premi.

1401
01:16:43,665 --> 01:16:45,440
I won't spare you.

1402
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:48,106
Papa... please... spare my love.

1403
01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:49,615
There's nothing left to spare now.

1404
01:16:49,671 --> 01:16:51,150
Papa...

1405
01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:58,487
- Hello.
- What are you doing?

1406
01:16:59,314 --> 01:17:01,157
I wanted to tell you that...

1407
01:17:01,216 --> 01:17:06,029
we knew we didn't see
your Desh Premi on Walking Street.

1408
01:17:06,088 --> 01:17:07,465
It was his twin brother.

1409
01:17:07,522 --> 01:17:10,162
Then why create this
c... com... commotion?

1410
01:17:10,225 --> 01:17:13,434
- Darling. To help Desh Premi stand up.
- What?

1411
01:17:13,962 --> 01:17:16,101
We thought our punches will awaken...

1412
01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:18,277
the man inside him.

1413
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:21,712
And your Desh Premi will stand up.

1414
01:17:22,004 --> 01:17:25,315
- Aditya, you're so sweet.
- I know.

1415
01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,183
"O baby."

1416
01:17:27,242 --> 01:17:29,085
Let's get cool in the pool.

1417
01:17:31,546 --> 01:17:34,117
"My passionate heart's saying."

1418
01:17:34,182 --> 01:17:37,061
"How long am I going
to stay lonely and yearning?"

1419
01:17:37,419 --> 01:17:40,366
"Let me shower my
love on you today..."

1420
01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:43,369
"and drench you."

1421
01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:46,001
Don't worry, Blackie.

1422
01:17:46,061 --> 01:17:48,541
Tonight I am going to keep a watch...

1423
01:17:48,597 --> 01:17:52,135
and no one will
be hit on you tonight.

1424
01:17:52,567 --> 01:17:54,205
If anyone even stares at your bum...

1425
01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:55,475
I'll blow him up with this bomb.

1426
01:17:55,537 --> 01:17:56,345
Bang.

1427
01:17:56,405 --> 01:17:58,043
I can do anything for your happiness.

1428
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,015
And that's why I have another idea.

1429
01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:01,185
What idea?

1430
01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:04,281
Make that Desh Premi burn!

1431
01:18:04,546 --> 01:18:05,650
Not actually.

1432
01:18:06,081 --> 01:18:08,357
Make him jealous.

1433
01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:10,522
Ohh... How?

1434
01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:13,998
Pretend to love some
hot and happening hunk.

1435
01:18:14,222 --> 01:18:16,168
First, reduce the
size of your clothes...

1436
01:18:16,224 --> 01:18:20,570
like your sister...
and seduce someone else.

1437
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,703
Smaller than this?

1438
01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:26,536
When he sees you with someone else?

1439
01:18:26,601 --> 01:18:27,204
Yes...

1440
01:18:27,269 --> 01:18:32,014
Your Desh Premi will
automatically... stand up.

1441
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:38,287
But... hot... handsome... hunk...

1442
01:18:38,346 --> 01:18:39,654
where do I find him?

1443
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:42,355
Look around, you'll find him.

1444
01:18:46,588 --> 01:18:48,693
There's no o... one around.

1445
01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:50,168
Look again.

1446
01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:51,295
Must be somewhere here or there.

1447
01:18:54,596 --> 01:18:56,769
There's no one here or there?

1448
01:18:57,032 --> 01:18:58,102
Then look in front of you.

1449
01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:04,307
There's just you.

1450
01:19:04,372 --> 01:19:06,511
Then why don't you do it with me.

1451
01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:08,555
You don't mean that.

1452
01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:10,487
I mean it... l mean it...

1453
01:19:10,545 --> 01:19:11,683
How else do you want me to say it?

1454
01:19:11,947 --> 01:19:16,396
Aditya... will you really...

1455
01:19:17,385 --> 01:19:20,332
p... p... pretend to love me?

1456
01:19:21,623 --> 01:19:23,193
- Lily.
- Yes.

1457
01:19:23,692 --> 01:19:26,696
I'll be so realistic in this act...

1458
01:19:28,630 --> 01:19:31,110
that you'll forget
that I'm only pretending.

1459
01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:36,371
L...let's begin.

1460
01:19:36,538 --> 01:19:37,243
What?

1461
01:19:37,305 --> 01:19:40,377
The act.

1462
01:20:03,365 --> 01:20:07,575
"All night long
everyone stares at you."

1463
01:20:18,547 --> 01:20:22,324
"All night long
everyone stares at you."

1464
01:20:22,384 --> 01:20:26,264
"Some whistle and some wink at you."

1465
01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:28,130
"Some ask me to come to the corner."

1466
01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:30,067
"Some call me to their home."

1467
01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:32,071
"Some say let's do it here."

1468
01:20:32,127 --> 01:20:33,765
"Everyone's crazy about you."

1469
01:20:34,029 --> 01:20:37,704
"Now it's my choice...
what do I give to whom."

1470
01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:41,111
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1471
01:20:41,303 --> 01:20:43,146
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1472
01:20:43,205 --> 01:20:45,116
"or should I show you the picture."

1473
01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:47,084
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1474
01:20:47,142 --> 01:20:48,780
"or should I show you the picture."

1475
01:20:49,044 --> 01:20:50,614
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1476
01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:52,659
"or should I show you the picture."

1477
01:21:07,395 --> 01:21:09,341
"The night's colourful..."

1478
01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:11,206
"so why are you lagging."

1479
01:21:11,266 --> 01:21:15,146
"The candle of
love... is burning high."

1480
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,713
"It's a bit hard."

1481
01:21:21,009 --> 01:21:22,613
"And a bit soft."

1482
01:21:23,011 --> 01:21:26,788
"The cold nights...
making me smoulder."

1483
01:21:27,215 --> 01:21:30,719
"Let me bathe you in this moonlight."

1484
01:21:30,785 --> 01:21:34,198
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1485
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:36,433
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1486
01:21:36,491 --> 01:21:38,300
"or should I show you the picture."

1487
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:40,362
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1488
01:21:40,428 --> 01:21:42,203
"or should I show you the picture."

1489
01:21:42,264 --> 01:21:44,107
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1490
01:21:44,165 --> 01:21:46,509
"or should I show you the picture."

1491
01:22:08,456 --> 01:22:12,336
"All night long
everyone stares at you."

1492
01:22:12,394 --> 01:22:16,137
"Some whistle and some wink at you."

1493
01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,143
"Some ask me to come to the corner."

1494
01:22:18,199 --> 01:22:20,076
"Some call me to their home."

1495
01:22:20,135 --> 01:22:22,046
"Some say let's do it here."

1496
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:23,605
"Everyone's crazy about you."

1497
01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:27,449
"Now it's my choice...
what do I give to whom."

1498
01:22:27,509 --> 01:22:31,184
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1499
01:22:31,246 --> 01:22:33,089
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1500
01:22:33,148 --> 01:22:35,059
"or should I show you the picture."

1501
01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:36,789
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1502
01:22:37,052 --> 01:22:38,793
"or should I show you the picture."

1503
01:22:39,054 --> 01:22:40,624
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1504
01:22:40,689 --> 01:22:42,566
"or should I show you the picture."

1505
01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:44,467
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1506
01:22:44,526 --> 01:22:47,336
"or should I show you the picture."

1507
01:22:50,065 --> 01:22:51,601
Last night it felt like...

1508
01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:56,581
Lily's burning up inside for me.

1509
01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:59,118
But with me the fire
is burning on both sides.

1510
01:22:59,507 --> 01:23:01,646
Basanti want's to steer my cart...

1511
01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:04,190
as well as Gabbar's Sambha.

1512
01:23:04,579 --> 01:23:06,183
Stop laughing-

1513
01:23:06,514 --> 01:23:10,257
That Das has been giving
me scary nightmares.

1514
01:23:10,318 --> 01:23:14,562
Like... I'm a fly
stuck in his spider-web.

1515
01:23:16,124 --> 01:23:18,400
No! No! No!

1516
01:23:20,295 --> 01:23:22,400
Das. No.

1517
01:23:22,464 --> 01:23:23,602
No.

1518
01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:27,404
Now you're stuck.

1519
01:23:29,137 --> 01:23:30,480
Smell this.

1520
01:23:32,207 --> 01:23:33,379
Now listen to my problem.

1521
01:23:33,441 --> 01:23:34,579
Whenever Lily comes close to me...

1522
01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:36,212
her father get's upset.

1523
01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:39,588
Now I must convince the father,
along with his daughter.

1524
01:23:39,647 --> 01:23:40,591
Impossible.

1525
01:23:40,648 --> 01:23:41,490
How do I do it?

1526
01:23:42,183 --> 01:23:44,185
We must think of something.

1527
01:23:44,586 --> 01:23:46,327
Anyway, go take a bath.

1528
01:23:46,388 --> 01:23:48,766
- I'll go get a towel.
- Go on, hurry up.

1529
01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:56,732
Careful Mr. Kele.

1530
01:23:56,798 --> 01:24:01,008
Because coming your way is Laila Lele.

1531
01:24:05,106 --> 01:24:06,244
You haven't taken a bath yet.

1532
01:24:06,307 --> 01:24:07,615
No, I was taking a dump...

1533
01:24:08,309 --> 01:24:10,118
Tell me how do I
convince that old man?

1534
01:24:10,178 --> 01:24:11,350
Give him a gift.

1535
01:24:11,579 --> 01:24:14,287
Like an expensive perfume.
Or body lotion.

1536
01:24:14,582 --> 01:24:17,085
Like the one I use... it's really nice.

1537
01:24:17,152 --> 01:24:19,496
Yuck... mine's better.

1538
01:24:19,687 --> 01:24:22,258
No, no, look at mine. Mine's better.

1539
01:24:22,991 --> 01:24:24,595
Why is yours better than me?

1540
01:24:25,326 --> 01:24:27,306
Look... mine's bigger!

1541
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:31,442
They're going to blow you
away with their cannon, sir.

1542
01:24:31,499 --> 01:24:32,603
- No! No! No!
- Yes, sir.

1543
01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:33,737
You don't get it.

1544
01:24:34,335 --> 01:24:36,508
When we give it to the old man...

1545
01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,278
he should feel good.

1546
01:24:38,339 --> 01:24:40,182
Shameless. Give me.

1547
01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:42,517
And when he squeezes it out...

1548
01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:43,715
and applies it all over his body...

1549
01:24:43,778 --> 01:24:46,122
Shameless... I'll apply it on my body.

1550
01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:47,683
He should feel completely refreshing.

1551
01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:48,557
Oh...

1552
01:24:48,616 --> 01:24:51,096
And that's why mine's better.

1553
01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:53,229
Disgusting. You're disgusting.

1554
01:24:53,321 --> 01:24:53,731
Disgusting.

1555
01:24:53,788 --> 01:24:54,562
Okay, fine.

1556
01:24:54,622 --> 01:24:57,569
- Tonight we'll give the old man yours.
- Yes.

1557
01:24:58,426 --> 01:24:59,632
Tonight!

1558
01:25:01,729 --> 01:25:03,709
They don't want your daughter...

1559
01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:06,503
they want you.

1560
01:25:06,568 --> 01:25:08,070
Oh, God!

1561
01:25:08,136 --> 01:25:10,047
Disgusting people. Let's go.

1562
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,049
Boys.

1563
01:25:13,508 --> 01:25:14,543
Oh my.

1564
01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:16,416
Honey!

1565
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,265
- Hi.
- Hi.

1566
01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:34,773
I am Adam.

1567
01:25:35,163 --> 01:25:37,370
The weather's so awesome, right.

1568
01:25:38,566 --> 01:25:40,773
Meet my friend Steve.

1569
01:25:41,035 --> 01:25:42,173
Hi.

1570
01:25:42,704 --> 01:25:45,446
Listen, I want you
to meet my friend Jeev.

1571
01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:46,747
Hi.

1572
01:25:47,575 --> 01:25:49,714
I want you to meet my friend Rajeev.

1573
01:25:49,777 --> 01:25:52,485
Hi, hi, Love. Hi.

1574
01:25:52,547 --> 01:25:54,754
And I am their Sanjeev.

1575
01:25:55,216 --> 01:25:56,286
No!

1576
01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:05,499
Now there's just one way left.

1577
01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:08,436
In order to make Sunny mine...

1578
01:26:09,030 --> 01:26:13,376
I'll have to do
what I never did before.

1579
01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:25,590
My. God!

1580
01:26:36,124 --> 01:26:38,263
"O my sweet beloved.."

1581
01:26:38,326 --> 01:26:40,602
"O my sweet beloved.."

1582
01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:43,040
"I've decked up for you..."

1583
01:26:43,097 --> 01:26:45,304
"Only for you."

1584
01:26:45,366 --> 01:26:47,607
"I've changed myself only for you."

1585
01:26:47,669 --> 01:26:49,774
"Now listen to my heartbeats."

1586
01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:56,284
"Every corner... corner of my heart."

1587
01:26:56,344 --> 01:26:58,688
"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

1588
01:26:58,746 --> 01:27:01,056
"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

1589
01:27:01,115 --> 01:27:03,254
"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

1590
01:27:03,318 --> 01:27:05,525
"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

1591
01:27:05,587 --> 01:27:07,965
"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

1592
01:27:08,022 --> 01:27:11,231
"This Laila belongs only to Sunny."

1593
01:27:15,597 --> 01:27:18,601
- Is that me?
- Yes.

1594
01:27:19,701 --> 01:27:22,545
He's shaking it too. His head.

1595
01:27:23,438 --> 01:27:30,549
Listen... there's something
I want to say to you...

1596
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:38,691
from the bottom of my heart,
with faith and sanctity.

1597
01:27:40,154 --> 01:27:41,098
I love you.

1598
01:27:41,155 --> 01:27:43,396
I love you too.

1599
01:27:50,498 --> 01:27:51,408
Let go, dear.

1600
01:27:51,466 --> 01:27:53,002
What nonsense.

1601
01:27:53,601 --> 01:27:57,048
My heart's broken but not my bangles.

1602
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,651
Yuck... Mummy

1603
01:28:02,343 --> 01:28:08,350
Lily... even I... from my body...

1604
01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:09,258
Sorry..

1605
01:28:09,317 --> 01:28:12,093
I mean from my honest heart...

1606
01:28:13,087 --> 01:28:14,725
and every corner of Hritik's...

1607
01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:20,997
With Shraddha, Deepika,
Katrina... l mean all of them...

1608
01:28:21,062 --> 01:28:22,507
Yeah!

1609
01:28:26,134 --> 01:28:27,306
L...

1610
01:28:28,403 --> 01:28:29,438
I...

1611
01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:33,015
Lily darling.

1612
01:28:33,274 --> 01:28:36,551
Lily dearmgood news. Good news.

1613
01:28:36,611 --> 01:28:38,181
Desh Premi, give them the good news.

1614
01:28:38,246 --> 01:28:39,987
I just received my doctor's report.

1615
01:28:40,415 --> 01:28:43,419
Remember... you bent down, aimed...

1616
01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:46,294
and punched me in a special place.

1617
01:28:46,354 --> 01:28:47,697
Yeah...

1618
01:28:48,389 --> 01:28:51,097
That's to those punches,
all my veins are unblocked again.

1619
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:52,467
Huh?

1620
01:28:52,627 --> 01:28:55,267
Now the blood's circulating
in the right place.

1621
01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:58,777
- No, no... l am still a cripple.
- Good.

1622
01:28:59,033 --> 01:29:00,341
But... below the knee.

1623
01:29:00,568 --> 01:29:02,206
All the parts above the knee...

1624
01:29:02,270 --> 01:29:04,181
are functioning perfectly.

1625
01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:05,642
No!

1626
01:29:05,707 --> 01:29:07,243
Yes.

1627
01:29:07,308 --> 01:29:10,380
This meansmtomorrow
at my wedding night...

1628
01:29:10,445 --> 01:29:14,188
I can easily fulfil the
responsibilities of a husband.

1629
01:29:14,549 --> 01:29:15,459
Thanks to you.

1630
01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:16,460
Bang.

1631
01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:18,019
- Lily, shall we?
- Yes.

1632
01:29:18,086 --> 01:29:18,621
Come, come, come.

1633
01:29:18,686 --> 01:29:19,687
- Come on.
- Lily.

1634
01:29:19,954 --> 01:29:24,027
Lily, I will definitely drink
almond milk on our wedding night.

1635
01:29:24,092 --> 01:29:25,469
I definitely will.

1636
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:28,299
How can punches unblock the veins?

1637
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:31,173
L...l know Lily loves me.

1638
01:29:31,232 --> 01:29:35,180
So why... is she marrying Desh Premi?

1639
01:29:35,536 --> 01:29:41,316
Becausemshe doesn't want
to be unfair with Desh Premi...

1640
01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:45,620
like our libidinous
mother did to our father.

1641
01:29:45,646 --> 01:29:48,525
What's that?

1642
01:29:49,150 --> 01:29:50,993
Sex-addict, honey.

1643
01:29:51,052 --> 01:29:52,360
When you speak in Hindi, baby...

1644
01:29:52,587 --> 01:29:53,361
"O Baby."

1645
01:29:53,588 --> 01:29:54,999
you look like a doll.

1646
01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:56,364
Baby doll.

1647
01:29:57,592 --> 01:30:00,038
Meaning... child doll.

1648
01:30:03,364 --> 01:30:06,277
Stop your love
gamesmand help me out...

1649
01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:07,506
or keep eating that banana?

1650
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:13,218
Idea.

1651
01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:16,582
There's only man who can help us.

1652
01:30:17,278 --> 01:30:20,191
Remember our super-cool friend...

1653
01:30:21,048 --> 01:30:23,426
with whom we used
to have grand fun.

1654
01:30:27,755 --> 01:30:29,428
Aur-Gasm hermitage.

1655
01:30:29,657 --> 01:30:31,500
Wasn't this supposed
to be Deep's Night Club?

1656
01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:33,197
One Night Stand.

1657
01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:34,239
Where did this hermitage come from?

1658
01:30:34,295 --> 01:30:35,171
How would I know?

1659
01:30:35,229 --> 01:30:38,108
The Baba of all Babas.

1660
01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:46,711
Baba Gasm is arriving.

1661
01:30:46,774 --> 01:30:49,186
Hail Baba Gasm!

1662
01:30:49,243 --> 01:30:52,053
- Hail Baba Gasm!
- "Mastizaade."

1663
01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:53,592
Hail Baba Gasm!

1664
01:30:53,648 --> 01:30:56,652
"Mastizaade."
- Hail Baba Gasm!

1665
01:30:57,218 --> 01:30:59,289
"Mastizaade."

1666
01:31:16,103 --> 01:31:19,607
"When it comes to having fun..."

1667
01:31:19,674 --> 01:31:23,713
"When it comes to having fun..."

1668
01:31:23,778 --> 01:31:27,316
"we're cut above the rest."

1669
01:31:27,381 --> 01:31:28,758
Deep... what's wrong with you?

1670
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:31,229
You were the original Mastizaada.

1671
01:31:31,285 --> 01:31:32,593
When did you become Baba Gasm?

1672
01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:35,566
Without touching their body,
I use my mental strength...

1673
01:31:35,623 --> 01:31:39,036
to give mind-gasm to females.

1674
01:31:39,093 --> 01:31:40,766
Hold on. Mind-gasm?

1675
01:31:41,028 --> 01:31:41,597
Yes.

1676
01:31:42,196 --> 01:31:43,539
What's mind-gasm?

1677
01:31:44,565 --> 01:31:46,272
Guruji, mind...

1678
01:31:46,634 --> 01:31:50,514
'beeps' his devotees.

1679
01:31:51,372 --> 01:31:52,715
Mind-beep.

1680
01:31:53,140 --> 01:31:56,280
Silly boysmcome, let me demonstrate.

1681
01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,079
Mind-gasm.

1682
01:32:21,435 --> 01:32:24,075
So... what will you come?

1683
01:32:24,138 --> 01:32:26,140
It's all Lily's mom Seema's fault.

1684
01:32:26,207 --> 01:32:28,551
If she hadn't cheated
her father U R Ashit...

1685
01:32:28,609 --> 01:32:31,351
then she wouldn't
be marrying Desh Premi.

1686
01:32:32,113 --> 01:32:34,059
<i>U R Ash“?</i>

1687
01:32:35,783 --> 01:32:37,524
"Yummy Mummy."

1688
01:32:37,585 --> 01:32:39,394
"Yummy Mummy."

1689
01:32:39,453 --> 01:32:42,059
"Yummy Yummy Mummy."

1690
01:32:42,123 --> 01:32:43,067
What are you doing here?

1691
01:32:43,124 --> 01:32:44,068
You are...

1692
01:32:44,759 --> 01:32:48,172
I...seek refuge in Baba's company.

1693
01:32:49,030 --> 01:32:52,807
For years he's been mind-'beeping' me.

1694
01:32:53,301 --> 01:32:54,803
SeemamSeema...

1695
01:32:55,169 --> 01:32:58,343
It's time that you
go meet your daughters.

1696
01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:01,212
I wish I could've
helped you some more.

1697
01:33:01,275 --> 01:33:04,085
But unfortunately...
my special appearance ends here.

1698
01:33:04,145 --> 01:33:06,022
So why don't you guys just"
- Beep-off.

1699
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:06,683
Exactly.

1700
01:33:07,081 --> 01:33:07,616
And yes...

1701
01:33:07,682 --> 01:33:08,387
As soon as you get to the alter...

1702
01:33:08,449 --> 01:33:09,291
don't forget to shout.

1703
01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:13,264
Stop... This marriage cannot happen.

1704
01:33:13,321 --> 01:33:15,426
This marriage cannot happen.

1705
01:33:15,523 --> 01:33:16,593
"Cannot happen."

1706
01:33:16,624 --> 01:33:17,329
Seema!

1707
01:33:17,391 --> 01:33:18,233
Mom.

1708
01:33:18,426 --> 01:33:19,234
Mother.

1709
01:33:19,293 --> 01:33:20,533
Mother-in-law's here.

1710
01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:21,266
Mom!

1711
01:33:23,097 --> 01:33:25,134
"Mastizaade."

1712
01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:28,741
"Mastizaade."

1713
01:33:31,138 --> 01:33:32,208
What are you doing here?

1714
01:33:32,273 --> 01:33:36,050
All thanks to Sunny
and Aditya who found me.

1715
01:33:36,110 --> 01:33:38,681
I should've shot you two on day one.

1716
01:33:38,746 --> 01:33:39,588
Bang.

1717
01:33:39,647 --> 01:33:42,651
A husband's duty
is to please his wife.

1718
01:33:42,717 --> 01:33:43,559
Huh!

1719
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:46,394
And you... never gave
me something 'beep'.

1720
01:33:49,090 --> 01:33:52,230
And that's why... every man here...

1721
01:33:52,727 --> 01:33:55,105
has seen my bedroom ceiling.

1722
01:33:55,663 --> 01:33:58,234
Tell me... who were my lovers?

1723
01:33:58,299 --> 01:33:59,369
Tell me.

1724
01:34:00,568 --> 01:34:01,569
Bloody priest.

1725
01:34:02,970 --> 01:34:04,449
"Yummy Mummy."

1726
01:34:04,505 --> 01:34:06,041
"Yummy Mummy."

1727
01:34:06,507 --> 01:34:09,386
"Yummy Yummy Mummy."

1728
01:34:12,146 --> 01:34:13,648
Do you want your lovers...

1729
01:34:13,714 --> 01:34:18,561
to raise their hands
at your daughter's wedding?

1730
01:34:18,619 --> 01:34:19,188
No!

1731
01:34:19,253 --> 01:34:21,290
Run away, dear. Run away.

1732
01:34:24,692 --> 01:34:26,433
No!

1733
01:34:26,694 --> 01:34:29,300
Laila.

1734
01:34:42,743 --> 01:34:44,552
You dog!

1735
01:34:50,017 --> 01:34:51,325
Quickly. Quickly.

1736
01:34:51,585 --> 01:34:52,757
Stop.

1737
01:34:53,788 --> 01:34:55,597
You Dog.

1738
01:34:55,656 --> 01:34:57,158
Rascal.

1739
01:34:59,226 --> 01:35:00,068
Hurry UP-

1740
01:35:00,628 --> 01:35:02,539
Please stop.

1741
01:35:09,370 --> 01:35:10,644
Sunny, I love you.

1742
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,013
Shut up, Das.

1743
01:35:12,073 --> 01:35:13,450
Stop!

1744
01:35:13,507 --> 01:35:14,986
Stop!

1745
01:35:21,382 --> 01:35:22,554
Stop!

1746
01:35:30,257 --> 01:35:33,568
P...p... please... g... g... go!

1747
01:35:42,603 --> 01:35:44,514
Why are you walking in slow-motion?

1748
01:35:45,439 --> 01:35:47,043
Move out... or pass out.

1749
01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:54,321
- Come on, fast.
- Hurry up. Hurry up.

1750
01:35:54,381 --> 01:35:55,758
Come on... move.

1751
01:35:57,451 --> 01:35:58,225
<i>Same.</i>

1752
01:35:58,285 --> 01:35:59,229
<i>Same.</i>

1753
01:35:59,286 --> 01:36:00,458
<i>Same.</i>

1754
01:36:00,521 --> 01:36:02,159
<i>Same at this age.</i>

1755
01:36:02,223 --> 01:36:04,567
Why don't you two make out here?

1756
01:36:04,625 --> 01:36:05,729
<i>Mom, same.</i>

1757
01:36:05,993 --> 01:36:06,733
Smile, mom.

1758
01:36:07,328 --> 01:36:08,204
What's going on here?

1759
01:36:08,262 --> 01:36:09,400
Someone get them out.

1760
01:36:09,463 --> 01:36:11,340
Why don't you hold it and get off?

1761
01:36:11,398 --> 01:36:12,536
What did you say?

1762
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:15,672
I mean... get down and catch them.

1763
01:36:15,736 --> 01:36:16,476
Oh yeah...

1764
01:36:16,537 --> 01:36:18,517
Oh yes, I didn't think about that.

1765
01:36:18,572 --> 01:36:19,983
Why you...

1766
01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:28,517
Stop. Stop.

1767
01:36:32,486 --> 01:36:34,329
Stop. Stop.

1768
01:36:34,388 --> 01:36:38,530
Rascal... out to dirty my Laila.

1769
01:36:39,393 --> 01:36:43,466
- Desh Premi... Aditya's my true... p... p...
- Parrot.

1770
01:36:43,531 --> 01:36:47,445
- P... p...
- Paresh Rawal.

1771
01:36:47,501 --> 01:36:49,538
No... my true love.

1772
01:36:51,138 --> 01:36:52,242
Papa. Papa.

1773
01:36:52,306 --> 01:36:54,013
- Aditya.
- No!

1774
01:36:55,376 --> 01:36:56,013
Leave me.

1775
01:36:56,076 --> 01:36:57,612
For God's sake leave me.

1776
01:36:57,678 --> 01:37:01,125
Leave me... or else
I will kill all of you.

1777
01:37:01,348 --> 01:37:04,488
If you kill me,
you'll become a widower.

1778
01:37:04,552 --> 01:37:04,962
Yes.

1779
01:37:05,019 --> 01:37:05,963
And everyone will say.

1780
01:37:06,020 --> 01:37:08,091
<i>Look there goes Ash“ widower.</i>

1781
01:37:08,155 --> 01:37:09,566
A-shit widower. A-shit widower.

1782
01:37:09,623 --> 01:37:11,500
A-shit widower.

1783
01:37:13,227 --> 01:37:14,638
MY Qufi-My gun.

1784
01:37:14,695 --> 01:37:17,039
Papa's gun is very important for him.

1785
01:37:17,097 --> 01:37:19,008
Let's go. Let's go.

1786
01:37:21,468 --> 01:37:22,310
Hey.

1787
01:37:22,369 --> 01:37:24,110
- Aditya!
- Fall down.

1788
01:37:32,112 --> 01:37:33,216
I'm stuck.

1789
01:37:36,417 --> 01:37:37,691
I am stuck.

1790
01:37:38,018 --> 01:37:39,691
C hoo! C hoo! C hoo!

1791
01:37:39,753 --> 01:37:41,130
Choo!

1792
01:37:41,188 --> 01:37:42,758
Ch... Ch... Choo!

1793
01:37:43,724 --> 01:37:46,466
Chooha... rat glue.

1794
01:37:46,527 --> 01:37:48,768
Sticky-sticky gum
on brother-in-law's bum.

1795
01:37:49,096 --> 01:37:51,167
- Now he's stuck.
- Shut up.

1796
01:37:51,232 --> 01:37:52,472
My gun.

1797
01:37:53,534 --> 01:37:55,036
- No...
- Leave me.

1798
01:37:55,102 --> 01:37:56,206
Lily.

1799
01:37:59,373 --> 01:38:00,443
Leave me.

1800
01:38:02,176 --> 01:38:03,314
My gun.

1801
01:38:28,168 --> 01:38:29,545
My moustache is stuck.

1802
01:38:29,603 --> 01:38:31,173
Ouch!

1803
01:38:34,475 --> 01:38:36,614
My moustache.

1804
01:38:36,677 --> 01:38:40,454
You ruined my moustache, you dog.

1805
01:38:40,514 --> 01:38:42,118
Lily.

1806
01:38:46,420 --> 01:38:48,764
Oh... don't look here.

1807
01:38:49,023 --> 01:38:50,058
No.

1808
01:39:01,435 --> 01:39:03,415
"Killed us."

1809
01:39:05,973 --> 01:39:08,112
Now we're dead. Danger.

1810
01:39:09,410 --> 01:39:11,549
It's like... after sticking-picking...

1811
01:39:11,612 --> 01:39:13,649
comes dicing and slicing.

1812
01:39:13,714 --> 01:39:17,662
Like after catch-catch...
comes cutting to pieces.

1813
01:39:17,718 --> 01:39:20,255
Or after girl on girl,
comes girl on boy.

1814
01:39:20,321 --> 01:39:20,992
Shut up!

1815
01:39:21,055 --> 01:39:23,729
Can't you guys rhyme with the time.

1816
01:39:23,991 --> 01:39:25,561
Look there... think of an idea.

1817
01:39:25,626 --> 01:39:28,038
Otherwise our carrots will get diced.

1818
01:39:28,095 --> 01:39:30,200
Mother-in-law, think of an idea.

1819
01:39:30,264 --> 01:39:32,369
Son, how can I think of an idea?

1820
01:39:32,433 --> 01:39:35,039
Only thing I'm good
at is taking off my clothes.

1821
01:39:35,102 --> 01:39:36,308
Oh yes... that's it.

1822
01:39:36,370 --> 01:39:37,747
Take your clothes off.

1823
01:39:38,672 --> 01:39:40,674
If we strip off our clothes...

1824
01:39:40,741 --> 01:39:43,051
we can make a rope,
lasso the lever...

1825
01:39:43,110 --> 01:39:45,249
and stop the machine.

1826
01:39:45,312 --> 01:39:46,188
Yes...

1827
01:39:46,246 --> 01:39:47,350
Shameless...

1828
01:39:47,414 --> 01:39:49,223
Even when we're dying...

1829
01:39:49,283 --> 01:39:51,263
you want my family
to strip their clothes.

1830
01:39:51,318 --> 01:39:53,229
Sir, looking at this problem...

1831
01:39:53,287 --> 01:39:55,130
we have to strip, please.

1832
01:39:56,724 --> 01:39:58,704
Honey, how can I take off my blouse?

1833
01:39:58,759 --> 01:40:00,568
What's the point of a blouse...

1834
01:40:00,627 --> 01:40:02,265
that can't save his spouse?

1835
01:40:11,038 --> 01:40:12,483
Give it. Give it.

1836
01:40:15,542 --> 01:40:17,180
Hurry...

1837
01:40:18,379 --> 01:40:22,054
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1838
01:40:22,249 --> 01:40:24,286
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1839
01:40:24,351 --> 01:40:26,058
"or should I show you the picture."

1840
01:40:26,120 --> 01:40:27,724
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1841
01:40:27,788 --> 01:40:29,631
"or should I show you the picture."
- Hurry up... hurry...

1842
01:40:29,690 --> 01:40:31,601
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1843
01:40:31,658 --> 01:40:34,537
"or should I show
you the picture."

1844
01:40:35,729 --> 01:40:38,232
Hurry up... hurry...

1845
01:41:04,258 --> 01:41:05,760
Finally.

1846
01:41:07,027 --> 01:41:08,370
Leave him.

1847
01:41:09,530 --> 01:41:13,444
Sir... if you still think...

1848
01:41:14,234 --> 01:41:15,679
we're not worthy of then,
we'll leave.

1849
01:41:16,403 --> 01:41:17,313
Empty-handed.

1850
01:41:18,472 --> 01:41:20,076
But before we go...

1851
01:41:20,140 --> 01:41:22,211
how did you get your
moustache back, Desh Premi?

1852
01:41:24,511 --> 01:41:27,287
Ohhh...

1853
01:41:33,020 --> 01:41:34,556
Let me go, Premi.

1854
01:41:35,322 --> 01:41:40,135
I cannot I... l... live without Aditya.

1855
01:41:40,194 --> 01:41:41,673
Let me go, father.

1856
01:41:41,728 --> 01:41:44,766
I cannot live without Sunny.

1857
01:41:50,037 --> 01:41:54,383
Go Lilly... go.

1858
01:41:54,441 --> 01:42:01,222
No one can love you
more than this boy.

1859
01:42:01,281 --> 01:42:03,352
Go.

1860
01:42:03,417 --> 01:42:07,092
Go Lilly... go.

1861
01:42:07,988 --> 01:42:10,127
She's gone. Bang.

1862
01:42:10,190 --> 01:42:11,635
- What are you saying?
- Yeah.

1863
01:42:11,692 --> 01:42:14,229
In this lifetime, he's yours.

1864
01:42:14,294 --> 01:42:17,537
But for the next six lifetimes,
Sunny's only mine.

1865
01:42:18,999 --> 01:42:21,240
What a disgusting kid?

1866
01:42:21,301 --> 01:42:23,747
- He's yours after all.
- Bang.

1867
01:42:24,738 --> 01:42:25,580
Bang.

1868
01:42:25,639 --> 01:42:29,610
Suck this... l... l... lipple.

1869
01:42:34,014 --> 01:42:37,052
Years later I am seeing yours.

1870
01:42:41,688 --> 01:42:44,567
If the coin moves... you pass.

1871
01:42:47,094 --> 01:42:50,701
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1872
01:42:50,764 --> 01:42:52,710
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1873
01:42:52,766 --> 01:42:54,404
"or should I show
you the picture."

1874
01:42:54,468 --> 01:42:56,379
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1875
01:42:56,436 --> 01:42:58,382
"or should I show
you the picture."

1876
01:42:58,572 --> 01:43:00,051
"Sweetheart,
would you like to see the trailer..."

1877
01:43:00,107 --> 01:43:02,212
"or should I show
you the picture."

1878
01:43:10,150 --> 01:43:13,324
Now mine's... trickled.

1879
01:43:18,358 --> 01:43:22,238
"Come on everybody."

1880
01:43:22,296 --> 01:43:25,072
"Scene 27, take 1... best of luck."

1881
01:43:29,436 --> 01:43:31,245
"The heart's a rascal."

1882
01:43:31,305 --> 01:43:35,151
"Wants you to come
meet me in a closed room."

1883
01:43:35,209 --> 01:43:38,315
"Fulfil my desires."

1884
01:43:39,046 --> 01:43:42,050
"The heart's a rascal."

1885
01:43:42,316 --> 01:43:45,354
"Wants you to come
meet me in a closed room."

1886
01:43:45,786 --> 01:43:48,665
"Fulfil my desires."

1887
01:43:49,156 --> 01:43:50,794
"Lawman's right here."

1888
01:43:51,058 --> 01:43:52,696
"Where do you think you're going?"

1889
01:43:52,759 --> 01:43:55,797
"How to satisfy you only I know."

1890
01:43:56,063 --> 01:43:57,542
"In the morning we forget..."

1891
01:43:57,598 --> 01:43:59,373
"what we give and take night."

1892
01:43:59,433 --> 01:44:00,639
"Give and take."

1893
01:44:00,701 --> 01:44:02,237
"Give and take."

1894
01:44:02,436 --> 01:44:04,143
Small balls".

1895
01:44:04,204 --> 01:44:05,342
Oh no...

1896
01:44:06,006 --> 01:44:06,643
Shall we begin.

1897
01:44:06,707 --> 01:44:08,152
Oh no...

1898
01:44:08,609 --> 01:44:10,452
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1899
01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:14,055
"Come on my doubts."

1900
01:44:14,114 --> 01:44:15,752
"Ooh aah Ooh aah..."

1901
01:44:16,016 --> 01:44:17,620
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1902
01:44:17,684 --> 01:44:19,322
"Sorry, sorry, sorry... belt."

1903
01:44:19,386 --> 01:44:23,266
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1904
01:44:28,662 --> 01:44:30,471
"Party hard."

1905
01:44:37,070 --> 01:44:38,708
"The season's hot."

1906
01:44:38,772 --> 01:44:42,777
"In this hot season,
cool your body."

1907
01:44:44,144 --> 01:44:47,489
"Don't let it rust,
it's lying around."

1908
01:44:47,547 --> 01:44:50,426
"Use the tool of your heart."

1909
01:44:50,484 --> 01:44:52,794
"Drop the curtains."

1910
01:44:53,053 --> 01:44:56,432
"Show them what they
haven't seen before."

1911
01:44:56,490 --> 01:44:59,494
"Wake up what's sleeping."

1912
01:44:59,559 --> 01:45:01,368
"In the morning we forget..."

1913
01:45:01,428 --> 01:45:02,736
"what we give and take night."

1914
01:45:02,996 --> 01:45:04,168
"Give and take."

1915
01:45:04,197 --> 01:45:07,542
When your heart and soul become one...

1916
01:45:08,035 --> 01:45:10,140
One more... this is
getting in my mouth.

1917
01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:14,149
"Come on my doubts."

1918
01:45:15,709 --> 01:45:17,586
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1919
01:45:19,246 --> 01:45:21,453
Sorry, I forgot.

1920
01:45:21,615 --> 01:45:22,719
The banana...

1921
01:45:22,983 --> 01:45:23,518
Sorry..

1922
01:45:23,583 --> 01:45:25,722
Save me. Save me. Hurry up.

1923
01:45:25,986 --> 01:45:27,659
Save me. Save me.

1924
01:45:28,188 --> 01:45:31,135
"And fulfil my desires."

1925
01:45:31,458 --> 01:45:33,062
"Lawman's right here."

1926
01:45:33,126 --> 01:45:34,605
"Where do you think you're going?"

1927
01:45:34,661 --> 01:45:36,436
Don't ever listen to an elder woman.

1928
01:45:36,496 --> 01:45:37,031
Quickly...

1929
01:45:38,498 --> 01:45:39,533
"In the morning we forget..."

1930
01:45:39,599 --> 01:45:41,169
"what we give and take night."

1931
01:45:41,234 --> 01:45:43,714
- You lose...
- Cut.

1932
01:45:43,770 --> 01:45:45,181
Diet poke.

1933
01:45:51,144 --> 01:45:53,021
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1934
01:45:54,414 --> 01:45:56,553
"Come on my doubts."
- What's that bloody wheelchair...

1935
01:45:56,616 --> 01:45:58,186
Sorry... sorry..

1936
01:45:58,385 --> 01:46:00,023
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1937
01:46:01,555 --> 01:46:05,059
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1938
01:46:05,125 --> 01:46:08,595
Don't worry... l won't
give you a reason to complain.

1939
01:46:08,662 --> 01:46:10,505
"Come on my doubts."

1940
01:46:12,265 --> 01:46:14,040
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1941
01:46:15,702 --> 01:46:19,582
- "Ooh aah Ooh aah...
- Ouch!"

1942
01:46:19,639 --> 01:46:20,447
Cut it!

1942
01:46:21,305 --> 01:47:21,251
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