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Don't you dare move!

2
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You've the right to remain silent.

3
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Don't you dare move
or else we will shoot you!

4
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Hello, everyone.

5
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How's everyone doing?

6
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Hey Martin, having a Martini, huh?

7
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Hi. How are you?

8
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Good! Good! Good!

9
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Margret, keep serving
sausages to everyone.

10
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Hey Hites...
- All fine.

11
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Hello.
- ls she your latest?

12
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Call it the grace of God.

13
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Batook, my friend!

14
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Looking at your success...
makes me really happy.

15
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Human beings should always be happy,
you know.

16
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Because even Gautam's...
'Gambhir' (Serious).

17
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I am the one who's really happy.

18
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Because you didn't come alone...

19
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...for the inauguration
of GJS shipping's new branch.

20
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In fact, you brought
your wife and kids too.

21
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I'll tell you why I
brought them here later.

22
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First call your daughters.

23
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Should I?

24
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Yes.

25
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Ganga!

26
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Jamuna!

27
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Saraswati!

28
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"Ganga..."

29
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"Jamuna..."

30
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"Saraswati!"

31
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So Maalaya, they are my GJS.

32
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My three cultured jewels.

33
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You've come for the table, right?

34
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Come for the table meaning,
are you com-for-table?

35
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It's a literal translation.

36
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You see, they grew up
in a English surrounding...

37
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...but sometimes their
Indian-ness comes out...

38
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...and the end result is
a totally different translation.

39
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So tell me. Maalaya.

40
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You said call the girls.

41
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Now they are here, so tell me.

42
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Batook...l want my sons Harry,
Harsh and Hulk...

43
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...to marry your three daughters.

44
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I was thinking they can
have a wedding in Turkey...

45
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Maalaya, I am the only
father on this planet...

46
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...who doesn't want his
daughters to get married.

47
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I will never let my
daughters marry anyone...ever!

48
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Call it a curse, or bad luck.
I don't know.

49
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But my family's been enduring
this ill-fate for decades.

50
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Within 3 years of marriage,
my parents split.

51
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My darling wife Hetal...

52
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...passed-away after
delivering my children.

53
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My eldest sister, Hansa.

54
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Her husband divorced her
within 6 months of their marriage.

55
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And my aunt Sarla...

56
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...suffered a hemorrhage after
she returned from her honeymoon.

57
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When things keep occurring often,
it's called a coincidence.

58
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But if it keeps
repeating every time...

59
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...then it's an indication from God.

60
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And a smart man can
understand an indication.

61
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But Batook,
life without marriage and children..

62
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This is the truth, uncle. Believe us.

63
00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,085
We're not making kids.

64
00:09:06,251 --> 00:09:08,751
She's saying...we're not kidding.

65
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Oh my, God!

66
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POPs!

67
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Marriage seems to be out of question.

68
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How about a live-in relationship?

69
00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:18,168
What did you say?

70
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I heard that.

71
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You bloody pervert!

72
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My son Hulk meant to say...

73
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Your son isn't hulk; he is rascal!

74
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And you...you're not Maalaya
you're a bloody scoundrel.

75
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And you aren't Godhavri;
you're a rhino.

76
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Live in relation? Get out! Get out!

77
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Get out!

78
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Please stop it.
- Get out!

79
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Just go.

80
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And don't take the boat.

81
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Swim all the way back.

82
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'Job down.'

83
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Calm down.

84
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You three are so smart.

85
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You have never thought
about boys till date.

86
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You three are so na'l've.

87
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Bottom line,
a person should always be straight.

88
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Because...even Taarak Mehta's glasses
are upside down.

89
00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:08,543
Goodnight, papa!

90
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Goodnight...so soon?

91
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My daughters are so cultured.

92
00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:21,251
Jenny, everyone knows
you don't have a boyfriend.

93
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There are lot of girls here,
choose one.

94
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Sherley. Grow up and go up!

95
00:12:26,293 --> 00:12:26,960
What?

96
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,793
Grow up.

97
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,210
I have a boyfriend.

98
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,001
His name is Teddy.

99
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,335
So come on, tell me right now...

100
00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:36,960
...about your boyfriend.
- No way.

101
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,001
If you don't,
I will tell your sisters.

102
00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:43,835
Then listen.

103
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He's a guy who is a little bit crazy.

104
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"When I saw you, I realized sweetheart."

105
00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:59,751
But his tongue slips...day and night.

106
00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:02,543
"Love is crazy, sweetheart."

107
00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:05,460
Jenny. Will you be my wench?

108
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,418
I mean...wife!

109
00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,751
Just like Michael Schumacher...

110
00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:13,210
...he wants to be a no.1 car racer.

111
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,418
And just this morning...
he got a golden chance.

112
00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:27,960
The Indian racer has
broken the all time record.

113
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It's a 50 lap race.

114
00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,001
And can you believe it, Jennifer?

115
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He's been racing through
the track like a bullet.

116
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Racer no.
3 has now over taken racer. No 2.

117
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:40,585
And wow! He has now taken
over the lead from the Indian racer.

118
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Wait. What a reply.

119
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Teddy has taken back
the lead with full throttle.

120
00:13:45,835 --> 00:13:47,460
There is no stopping this guy.

121
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Teddy has almost
reached the finish line.

122
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He can see it.

123
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:01,585
What happened, Roger?

124
00:14:01,585 --> 00:14:02,960
What's wrong with his car?

125
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,376
I'm out of petrol?

126
00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:07,210
<i>Sh**</i>

127
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,210
...the lead car has come
to a screeching halt.

128
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:13,210
Just 200 meters away
from the finishing line.

129
00:14:14,335 --> 00:14:15,376
What do I do now?

130
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:05,751
Yes!

131
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:07,293
Wow Teddy.

132
00:15:07,543 --> 00:15:09,043
You're so stool?

133
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,293
I mean...you're so cool.

134
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,460
And the winner of today's race,
ladies and gentlemen...

135
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,793
ls Steve Randall.

136
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:16,585
Hey!

137
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,168
Well done.

138
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,251
Fantastic racing! Fantastic driving!

139
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,126
Sir...sir...sir...l came first.

140
00:15:22,126 --> 00:15:23,085
I finished first.

141
00:15:23,085 --> 00:15:25,085
Teddy, Teddy this was a car race...

142
00:15:25,085 --> 00:15:26,376
...not a running race.

143
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:34,918
Okay, here I go.

144
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:37,168
Love you baby-boo. Yes I do.

145
00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:39,376
I said it once, and I say it too.

146
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:41,751
I love you.

147
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:43,585
Oh!

148
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,293
<i>HEY-</i>

149
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:47,126
I want all the details about your
sweetheart right now

150
00:15:47,126 --> 00:15:48,376
otherwise your sisters will...

151
00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:48,918
Look.

152
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:49,335
Okay...

153
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,793
Alright.

154
00:15:52,626 --> 00:15:55,543
He's the 'apple of my eyes'.
- Huh?

155
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,335
He's the apple of my eyes.

156
00:15:58,751 --> 00:15:59,376
Bunty!

157
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,376
What do you think
when you look at him?

158
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,126
Sometimes I think...

159
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:30,418
...that he's the son of some rich dad.

160
00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:36,876
I'm here to take your blessings.

161
00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:41,293
You see, I am a huge fan.

162
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,085
I've an audition today.

163
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:46,043
If I can get your blessings, well...

164
00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:56,710
How about a selfie?

165
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,543
Just one?

166
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:06,585
But audition? Audition for what?

167
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,126
He's a hardcore rapper.

168
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:10,835
Still ain't amazed?
Let me pick up the pace

169
00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:12,210
Grab your popcorn... Ready... Go!

170
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,043
You'll see what I mean..
I be putting in the most..

171
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,710
Never meant to brag..
and I never meant to boast..

172
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,376
Other rappers out..
l'ma turn 'em into ghosts..

173
00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:19,085
If you didn't get the..
memo let me put in the post..

174
00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:20,585
If you didn't get the..
memo I gotta let you know..

175
00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:22,126
Everytime I wanna spit..
Man I'm never goin' slow..

176
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,835
Everytime I grab the..
mic Ijust never let it go..

177
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,960
Like I'm making love..
baby ljust go and I go...

178
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,918
Extra-ordinary.
- Thank you.

179
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:36,501
What you just performed
was both extra... and ordinary!

180
00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:39,168
'So what I heard about
the judge was right.'

181
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:40,543
'He's taken a bribe.'

182
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,168
So myjudgment will be.

183
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:46,126
Before you pass any
furtherjudgment...

184
00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:48,585
...can I perform just one small piece?

185
00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:51,751
Enough of this multiplex...

186
00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:53,626
...now for the single-screen item.

187
00:17:54,335 --> 00:17:56,251
0ne...two...three...four...

188
00:17:56,251 --> 00:18:00,210
"Your mother-sister...
Mother-sister... Mother-sister..."

189
00:18:01,585 --> 00:18:02,376
May your bones break..

190
00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:03,460
Your head break..

191
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,043
Everyone should rob your dignity..

192
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,085
May you get cursed with bugs,

193
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,126
the bigger the better...

194
00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,751
May you get diarrhea..

195
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:10,501
You're a dogs breed
so bite your own self..

196
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:11,376
You got messed up..

197
00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:12,251
So you got kicked..

198
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:13,210
That too so very hard..

199
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:16,918
"Your mother-sister...
Mother-sister... Mother-sister..."

200
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,293
impeccable!

201
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:26,210
But I clearly understood
every little detail you said...

202
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:29,210
...about my sister to my mother!

203
00:18:30,085 --> 00:18:31,085
You know Hindi?

204
00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:32,210
I don't know about Bhuvan...

205
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:35,168
...but you're the one who will
have to pay twice the penalty.

206
00:18:35,168 --> 00:18:36,335
You're disqualified.

207
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:44,543
I'm flying!

208
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,335
Yeah, you're flying.

209
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,376
Sherley, I am flying - By the way,
you've a boyfriend, right?

210
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,335
How...how did you know?

211
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,210
Just took a chance.

212
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,460
Come on... spill, shoot.

213
00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:01,293
Everything about your boyfriend.
- Sherley...

214
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:05,460
If you tell anyone about this,
I will kick your donkey.

215
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,960
Meaning?
- I will kick your ass.

216
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:11,710
His name is Sandy.

217
00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:19,626
But that crazy chap is
always busy with his first love.

218
00:19:25,085 --> 00:19:26,418
And I don't know why...

219
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,876
He gets a kick out of his 'kick'.

220
00:19:43,585 --> 00:19:45,460
"Goal."

221
00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:59,751
"Goal."

222
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,293
"Goal."

223
00:20:16,543 --> 00:20:19,918
Coach...l don't need
to be a substitute anymore.

224
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,251
I am a good player.

225
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,501
Sandy, you're right.

226
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:25,668
You deserve to be
permanent on the field.

227
00:20:25,668 --> 00:20:27,751
But not as an ordinary player.

228
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,043
As a water-boy!

229
00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:37,043
But coach, he's too good.
- But, he's an Indian.

230
00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:41,126
Indians are only
worthy to be our slaves.

231
00:20:42,626 --> 00:20:43,710
Now get lost...

232
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:47,043
You...you... Indian.

233
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,376
The coach has lost it.

234
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,001
"You don't deserve to be here..."

235
00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:55,501
"...you lndian."

236
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:56,876
"You lndian."

237
00:20:57,126 --> 00:20:58,210
"You lndian."

238
00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:01,376
Get out of here."

239
00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:03,460
"You lndian."

240
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:06,543
"lndian!"

241
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:16,001
Now you listen you
white little willies.

242
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:21,376
Who said that?

243
00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:23,210
That wasn't me.

244
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,210
I didn't say that.

245
00:21:26,543 --> 00:21:28,626
I said it.
- What...

246
00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:31,168
The aggression from your depression!

247
00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:37,418
If you're Sandy, then I am...Sundi!

248
00:21:37,418 --> 00:21:38,543
Sundi?

249
00:21:38,543 --> 00:21:42,960
SundH

250
00:21:43,793 --> 00:21:48,793
As long as Sandy's miserable,
Sundi's on cloud nine.

251
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:50,085
What?

252
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:53,376
Ba-Ba Black Sheep have you any balls?

253
00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:56,960
Yes, sir...yes, sir...three footballs.

254
00:21:57,376 --> 00:22:00,043
One for the coach...one for his crony...

255
00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:01,501
...and one for the other banana.

256
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:02,876
Get that idiot!

257
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,876
Sandy, now you die...
I am out of here.

258
00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:08,210
No! No!

259
00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:37,626
Sandy.
- What happened?

260
00:22:38,043 --> 00:22:40,293
You're suffering from
Split Personality Disorder.

261
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:41,626
Split...

262
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:45,418
It's a relatively rare disorder...

263
00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:47,585
Sometimes due to depression...

264
00:22:48,293 --> 00:22:51,335
...or financial problems,
a different personality...

265
00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:54,835
...emerges from inside.

266
00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:56,960
A completely different
person comes out.

267
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,043
And in your case...

268
00:23:02,168 --> 00:23:05,418
It's DID.
- Dance India Dance?

269
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:09,126
Dissociative Identity Disorder!

270
00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:10,710
What's that?

271
00:23:11,585 --> 00:23:13,710
Come, let's hang from outside.
- What?

272
00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:15,501
Let's hang out.

273
00:23:16,168 --> 00:23:17,043
Yes.

274
00:23:17,751 --> 00:23:19,543
After studying your case...

275
00:23:19,543 --> 00:23:22,543
...l'll advice you to avoid lndi..

276
00:23:22,543 --> 00:23:25,418
...the I-N- D -l- A- N word.

277
00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:28,751
When you hear this word,
Sundi will take your place.

278
00:23:29,085 --> 00:23:30,960
Because all your life
you've been bullied...

279
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,876
...because of your race and color.

280
00:23:33,335 --> 00:23:35,418
You mean...
- I am sorry.

281
00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:38,126
Just by hearing this single word...

282
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:41,376
How is this possible?
- It is possible, Sandy.

283
00:23:42,335 --> 00:23:44,168
How do I explain it to you now?

284
00:23:46,251 --> 00:23:47,210
Sandy.

285
00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:50,501
My head is aching with pain.

286
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,793
Can you ask someone
to get me a black tea?

287
00:23:53,793 --> 00:23:54,460
Sure.

288
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,793
Black!

289
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:57,335
Sandy!

290
00:23:57,335 --> 00:23:59,001
Just like you change into Sundi
after hearing 'that' word...

291
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,251
...similarly,
when he hears the word 'black'...

292
00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:01,418
Black!

293
00:24:02,251 --> 00:24:03,626
Nurse! Nurse!

294
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:04,668
Black!
- White. White.

295
00:24:04,668 --> 00:24:06,501
You called me black...
- I am saying white.

296
00:24:06,501 --> 00:24:07,251
White.

297
00:24:08,418 --> 00:24:10,126
"He's another black..."

298
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:11,918
Relax.

299
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:19,585
Will I never get better?
- Of course you will.

300
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,501
Sandy, things do change,
and you will overcome your depression.

301
00:24:24,918 --> 00:24:27,960
And who knows...
someday you'll have enough money...

302
00:24:28,418 --> 00:24:30,751
...to own your own football club.
- Dr. Patel!

303
00:24:30,751 --> 00:24:32,043
Dr. Ganga Patel!

304
00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:33,043
Two minutes. Two minutes.

305
00:24:33,585 --> 00:24:34,626
Remove his black shirt.

306
00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:36,210
Black!

307
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:37,418
Catch him! Catch him!

308
00:24:37,418 --> 00:24:38,793
Where will I get that kind of money?

309
00:24:53,043 --> 00:24:56,001
You know, my illness,
this buy 1 get 1 free thing...

310
00:24:56,918 --> 00:24:58,793
...it can be cured permanently.

311
00:24:59,418 --> 00:25:01,210
If you help me.

312
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:05,668
And for that...will you marw me?

313
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:09,501
Yes!

314
00:25:10,585 --> 00:25:11,418
No!

315
00:25:14,876 --> 00:25:15,710
Why?

316
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:21,793
We can go in for a live-in
relationship, but...not marriage.

317
00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:24,335
Why?

318
00:25:25,626 --> 00:25:28,960
You want to know?
- Yes, I want to... What!

319
00:25:31,668 --> 00:25:32,751
Then listen.

320
00:25:32,751 --> 00:25:36,126
What? Broken marriages! Death!

321
00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:39,960
Are you sure?
- Yes, Teddy.

322
00:25:41,251 --> 00:25:42,793
Iam 100 percent sure.

323
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,960
Stella.
- Yes, ma'am.

324
00:25:46,751 --> 00:25:49,168
Stella, will you
please fix this for me?

325
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:50,835
But the money...
- Sure ma'am

326
00:25:51,043 --> 00:25:52,751
I mean, honey it's possible that...

327
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:54,585
What didn't happen...

328
00:25:54,585 --> 00:25:56,210
I mean, what happened with others...

329
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,751
...won't happen with us.

330
00:25:58,710 --> 00:26:00,001
Look here, everyone got married.

331
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,335
Angelina-Brad Pitt.

332
00:26:01,335 --> 00:26:02,168
Nicole.

333
00:26:02,626 --> 00:26:03,835
Shahrukh.

334
00:26:03,835 --> 00:26:04,585
And...

335
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:06,251
Except for one.

336
00:26:06,251 --> 00:26:06,918
Jenny.

337
00:26:07,251 --> 00:26:09,960
Every man dreams to be wealthy some day.
- What?

338
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:12,126
I mean...dreams of a wife.

339
00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:14,626
Marries her.

340
00:26:14,626 --> 00:26:15,585
And then...

341
00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:16,668
Ohh...

342
00:26:18,251 --> 00:26:20,293
Two sweet kids like these.

343
00:26:20,876 --> 00:26:24,210
One like a single- screen type,
and other multi-plex type.

344
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,376
Take a look at me once Sarah.

345
00:26:27,376 --> 00:26:29,168
It's just right there.
- Okay, thank you.

346
00:26:29,585 --> 00:26:30,835
You know,
if we have two kids like these...

347
00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:32,210
...do you know what we can say?

348
00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:34,668
One, two, three four..

349
00:26:34,668 --> 00:26:37,043
Our lives' pillars stand
on these two bamboos..

350
00:26:37,210 --> 00:26:40,335
...wigedee wigedee boom boom dhoom dhoom
dhada bhooom pac dhoopac dhoom pac.

351
00:26:40,335 --> 00:26:42,210
Bunty.

352
00:26:42,376 --> 00:26:43,793
Have some cold medicine.

353
00:26:45,335 --> 00:26:46,626
Take a chill-pill.

354
00:26:48,251 --> 00:26:49,668
But, Sarah.

355
00:26:50,251 --> 00:26:52,876
You know that I always come
and visit these special kids.

356
00:26:53,168 --> 00:26:55,168
So you also keep in touch with them.

357
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,335
That's the least we can do.

358
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,876
But marriage...kids?

359
00:27:01,918 --> 00:27:03,001
Just forget it.

360
00:27:04,335 --> 00:27:07,501
Fine...then forget me.

361
00:27:09,043 --> 00:27:11,543
Because now... I will get married to...

362
00:27:11,543 --> 00:27:14,710
...my illness...and death.
- Sandy.

363
00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:17,585
Can I say something Genelia?

364
00:27:20,210 --> 00:27:21,876
I mean Jenny.

365
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:26,335
I always thought I'll
marry the one I love.

366
00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:28,751
But since marriage
isn't possible, then...

367
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,001
Hold on, Teddy. Wait.

368
00:27:33,001 --> 00:27:34,335
What's the point in stopping me now?

369
00:27:35,668 --> 00:27:36,751
You know, Sarah.

370
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,376
I wanted to start a family with you.

371
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,668
But if not you, then...

372
00:27:59,835 --> 00:28:01,793
Sir...how are the snacks?

373
00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:04,043
Not like my mummy, but okay.

374
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:08,210
The phone's ringing.
It's a private number.

375
00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:25,710
Papa.

376
00:28:26,710 --> 00:28:29,210
Papa...

377
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:31,501
What happened?

378
00:28:34,001 --> 00:28:35,376
I have a boyfriend!

379
00:28:36,918 --> 00:28:37,960
What?

380
00:28:38,626 --> 00:28:39,751
What?

381
00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:41,293
This is all that was left to hear.

382
00:28:41,293 --> 00:28:42,043
Papa...
- Listen to me.

383
00:28:42,043 --> 00:28:42,918
No one ever listens to me.

384
00:28:43,376 --> 00:28:45,335
I have no value in this house anymore.

385
00:28:45,335 --> 00:28:46,335
Papa! Papa! Papa!

386
00:28:46,335 --> 00:28:49,043
Papa! Please try and understand.

387
00:28:49,251 --> 00:28:52,793
The one whom I love, his looks are..
- Quiet!

388
00:28:53,418 --> 00:28:55,001
A person should have brains...

389
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:56,585
...because,
even Gujarat has a 'Surat' city!

390
00:28:56,918 --> 00:28:58,043
Get that?

391
00:28:58,043 --> 00:28:59,460
This marriage won't last.

392
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,335
It's bad luck. It's a curse.

393
00:29:01,835 --> 00:29:04,751
Even the maids in my house
couldn't escape this curse.

394
00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:06,418
Look at them, all three are widows.

395
00:29:07,335 --> 00:29:09,501
I won't change my decision.

396
00:29:09,501 --> 00:29:12,918
Papa, the maids are gone,
the maids are gone. - huh?

397
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:17,251
Let bygones be bygones!
- Right.

398
00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:20,210
Papa, we're not going
to be happy without them.

399
00:29:20,376 --> 00:29:22,335
Papa, please let's take this chance.

400
00:29:22,335 --> 00:29:24,085
Papa, let's be positive you know.

401
00:29:24,085 --> 00:29:25,501
This broken marriage and death.

402
00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:27,251
The reason is just so...

403
00:29:27,251 --> 00:29:29,460
The reason's something else...

404
00:29:30,085 --> 00:29:31,710
Something else?
- Yes.

405
00:29:33,543 --> 00:29:38,210
Tell me...which father in this world...

406
00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:41,376
...wouldn't want his
daughters to get married?

407
00:29:42,585 --> 00:29:44,585
There's a reason.
It's a really big reason.

408
00:29:46,335 --> 00:29:48,376
But I can't tell you.

409
00:29:49,126 --> 00:29:50,835
Why?
- No. Sorry.

410
00:29:50,835 --> 00:29:52,085
Sorry...
- But...

411
00:29:52,085 --> 00:29:53,501
I love you.
- Papa.

412
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,251
Hold on, papa.

413
00:29:57,251 --> 00:29:59,043
This isn't fair.
- I think you should tell us.

414
00:29:59,043 --> 00:30:00,085
I can't believe this.

415
00:30:00,085 --> 00:30:02,335
You have to tell us,
otherwise we will get married.

416
00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:03,626
Yes!

417
00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:09,376
'These girls will
definitely get married.'

418
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,043
'What reason can I give them now?'

419
00:30:11,251 --> 00:30:12,460
'How do I stop this marriage?'

420
00:30:12,918 --> 00:30:14,418
'Who will help me?'

421
00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:23,210
"Pasta!"

422
00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:26,043
Batook sir, you're joking.
- Pasta...

423
00:30:26,210 --> 00:30:28,335
You're my oldest customer.

424
00:30:28,335 --> 00:30:29,585
Pizza for you.

425
00:30:29,585 --> 00:30:31,210
We've known each other for years.

426
00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:32,710
Bread for you.

427
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:34,918
But that doesn't mean
that your Aakhri Pasta...

428
00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:37,376
...will pretend to be your
family astrologer Aakhri Aastha.

429
00:30:37,376 --> 00:30:38,585
Pasta for you.

430
00:30:38,585 --> 00:30:39,710
And you...

431
00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:42,001
I haven't made Lucy
madam's breakfast yet.

432
00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:44,043
How can I be Aakhri Aastha?

433
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:47,626
Pasta...it's the question
of my daughters' lives.

434
00:30:47,626 --> 00:30:49,001
Don't you want to open many more...

435
00:30:49,168 --> 00:30:51,418
...franchises of Aakhri
Pasta on London Rasta? - Yes.

436
00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:52,751
Just like the McDonalds.

437
00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:54,043
Iwill help you.

438
00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:57,251
Just go meet my daughters
as Aakhri Aastha.

439
00:30:57,251 --> 00:31:01,085
Mumble some things in Hindi
along with fake astrology predictions...

440
00:31:01,085 --> 00:31:03,251
...and stop these marriages,
that's all.

441
00:31:03,251 --> 00:31:06,251
Butjust a minute,
I've another idea.

442
00:31:06,751 --> 00:31:07,376
What idea?

443
00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:08,251
Come, come.

444
00:31:08,251 --> 00:31:11,001
The 'mamma-mia idea.'
- Mamma-mia?

445
00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:15,460
Get your 3 daughters tubes-tied.

446
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:18,960
If they can't become mamma,
they won't get a husband.

447
00:31:19,585 --> 00:31:21,668
I am joking.

448
00:31:21,668 --> 00:31:23,293
Listen, Pasta!

449
00:31:23,876 --> 00:31:26,210
You must do this job!

450
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:29,460
And I am notjoking!

451
00:31:32,335 --> 00:31:35,126
"Pasta!"

452
00:31:36,585 --> 00:31:38,168
"Pasta!"

453
00:31:40,210 --> 00:31:41,751
You wanted to know...

454
00:31:42,418 --> 00:31:45,335
...why I wouldn't let
you three get married.

455
00:31:48,251 --> 00:31:52,418
This... is our family astrologer,
Aakhri Aastha.

456
00:31:52,918 --> 00:31:54,626
Truth can be proved wrong.

457
00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:56,543
But not his predictions.

458
00:31:56,543 --> 00:31:58,210
"Pasta!"

459
00:32:01,418 --> 00:32:02,585
"Pasta!"

460
00:32:05,918 --> 00:32:09,210
The clay Batook Patel's
daughter Ganga Patel's husband...

461
00:32:09,376 --> 00:32:15,626
...sets foot in this house, Batook will
immediately suffer a heart-attack.

462
00:32:15,626 --> 00:32:17,793
And he will die.

463
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,543
'Sets foot?'

464
00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:23,960
You're a joking!

465
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,668
"Pasta!"

466
00:32:28,418 --> 00:32:33,293
The day Batook Patel's
daughter Jamuna Patel's husband...

467
00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:38,251
...sees him, Batook will immediately
suffer a heart-attack.

468
00:32:38,251 --> 00:32:39,918
And he will die.

469
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,543
See him?

470
00:32:44,251 --> 00:32:49,876
The day Batook Patel's daughter
Saraswati Patel's husband...

471
00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:54,001
...speaks to him, Batook will
immediately suffer a heart-attack.

472
00:32:54,251 --> 00:32:55,210
Speaks to him?

473
00:32:55,918 --> 00:32:58,668
No!
- Yes.

474
00:32:58,668 --> 00:33:01,251
Batook Patel's fourth daughter...
- That's enough!

475
00:33:01,251 --> 00:33:02,460
There's no one there.

476
00:33:03,210 --> 00:33:05,043
Understood? Understood!

477
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,460
Aastha sir,
now you only tell us a way...

478
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:10,710
...where we can find such grooms for
these girls. First word, first step..

479
00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:12,376
Forget it! Forget it!

480
00:33:13,210 --> 00:33:15,626
The question is about
my life and death.

481
00:33:16,751 --> 00:33:17,960
S0 I'll die.

482
00:33:18,251 --> 00:33:20,668
Papa... - I'll give up
my life for your happiness.

483
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:21,626
Just a minute.

484
00:33:26,251 --> 00:33:28,835
Patel... Open the third drawer;
there's a knife in it.

485
00:33:28,835 --> 00:33:30,210
"Pasta!"

486
00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:33,043
Goodbye!

487
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:34,960
Papa...
- Stop... - Please.

488
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,043
Let me die.
- What are you doing?

489
00:33:38,210 --> 00:33:39,710
Leave it.
- What..

490
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:40,960
Wow!

491
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,793
Finally it's proven that...

492
00:33:42,793 --> 00:33:46,376
...that fathers are
more valuable than love.

493
00:33:46,376 --> 00:33:47,918
Love you.
- You're right, Aastha.

494
00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:50,876
And anyway,
a person should have high values.

495
00:33:51,376 --> 00:33:52,543
Because even Bheem's little.

496
00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:54,251
Chhota Bheem.

497
00:33:54,251 --> 00:33:54,960
Never saw it?

498
00:33:55,376 --> 00:33:56,251
Forget it.

499
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:58,418
Come, Aastha,
I'll get you some breakfast.

500
00:33:58,418 --> 00:33:59,210
Yummy.

501
00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:01,251
I mean...of course.

502
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,668
What? As soon as I take my first step
towards him, your father will die?

503
00:34:08,835 --> 00:34:09,460
What?

504
00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:11,626
You mean,
I'll look at him and he'll die?

505
00:34:12,835 --> 00:34:13,460
What?

506
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,876
You mean,
I'll speak to him and he'll die?

507
00:34:43,126 --> 00:34:43,626
Sir...

508
00:34:43,626 --> 00:34:45,793
Hey mister...l don't
have any loose change.

509
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,085
No begging here. Get lost.

510
00:34:49,210 --> 00:34:50,210
Sandy, wait!

511
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,126
He's the one whom I love.
- Him?

512
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:58,001
Yesterday you gave me good news,
and not a bad one, papa.

513
00:34:58,335 --> 00:35:01,335
He takes his first step,
and you get a heart-attack.

514
00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:05,543
The one I love...can never take
a step even if he wanted to.

515
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:10,293
And today...your life, his life...

516
00:35:10,751 --> 00:35:12,293
...both are in my life.

517
00:35:23,793 --> 00:35:25,501
Greetings, papa.

518
00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:31,210
We are lovebirds.

519
00:35:34,168 --> 00:35:36,418
But why do you stare like angry birds?

520
00:35:38,126 --> 00:35:39,251
We're a couple.

521
00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:41,085
A pair.

522
00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:48,001
Feet

523
00:35:50,751 --> 00:35:51,918
Sandy.

524
00:35:52,668 --> 00:35:56,001
Tell papa about yourself.
Your hobbies.

525
00:35:59,085 --> 00:36:01,918
Papa...my favorite place...

526
00:36:03,085 --> 00:36:04,418
Paris!

527
00:36:05,335 --> 00:36:08,168
Favorite sport...Para-gliding.

528
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,168
Favorite slippers...

529
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,001
Paragon!

530
00:36:12,376 --> 00:36:14,918
Favorite food...Pear!

531
00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:17,710
Favorite bird...Parrot!

532
00:36:18,251 --> 00:36:21,168
When I get fever...
I take Paracetamol.

533
00:36:21,751 --> 00:36:24,376
I always watch...Paramount films.

534
00:36:24,710 --> 00:36:30,835
I never talk in sentences...
only in paragraphs.

535
00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:35,085
There's "feet" in every line,
but his feet only don't work.

536
00:36:35,085 --> 00:36:36,043
What?
- Papa.

537
00:36:36,043 --> 00:36:38,168
I mean...what else is going on, son?

538
00:36:38,835 --> 00:36:39,876
What's going on?

539
00:36:39,876 --> 00:36:41,043
Everything else is going,
except for me...

540
00:36:41,043 --> 00:36:42,293
...who isn't going anywhere.

541
00:36:42,918 --> 00:36:44,501
How will he do?

542
00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:46,835
Papa, your heart will keep
beating if he doesn't walk...

543
00:36:46,835 --> 00:36:47,501
...so he will have to do.

544
00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:50,210
Did you have to settle for him?

545
00:37:06,918 --> 00:37:08,001
Teddy!

546
00:37:08,251 --> 00:37:09,376
Teddy, stop.

547
00:37:10,751 --> 00:37:14,210
Papa...Gracy, this is the man I love.

548
00:37:15,793 --> 00:37:18,501
Your son-in-law will see you,
and you will get a heart-attack.

549
00:37:18,751 --> 00:37:21,418
Look at him, poor guy can't see.

550
00:37:22,293 --> 00:37:24,210
Go on, Teddy. Meet papa.

551
00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:35,168
Papa...love is blind.

552
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:40,251
But in my case,
the lover is blind, papa.

553
00:37:40,251 --> 00:37:42,418
Teddy, to your right.
- Papa's over there, please go there.

554
00:37:42,418 --> 00:37:43,793
Yes, that's papa.

555
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:46,210
Papa, how are you?

556
00:37:46,210 --> 00:37:48,376
Papa, I had a feeling...

557
00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,710
...you will condom me.
- Huh!

558
00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:52,501
I mean...condemn me.

559
00:37:52,751 --> 00:37:54,335
Teddy, tell him about yourself.

560
00:37:54,335 --> 00:37:57,043
Your likes, your dislikes.
- Yeah.

561
00:37:57,043 --> 00:37:58,210
Myself Teddy.

562
00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:00,335
My favorite color...

563
00:38:03,751 --> 00:38:04,751
Black.

564
00:38:05,251 --> 00:38:07,543
My friends call me 'Justice'.

565
00:38:07,543 --> 00:38:10,460
Because Justice is blind, papa.

566
00:38:10,751 --> 00:38:14,668
When I play cards,
I always play blind.

567
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,168
I was born in the ICU.

568
00:38:17,793 --> 00:38:19,668
And my bank I use is ICICI.

569
00:38:19,835 --> 00:38:21,585
I swear on my mother...papa.

570
00:38:21,585 --> 00:38:23,126
Hold on.

571
00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:27,626
Where did you find him?
- Papa, we met on a blind date.

572
00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:30,335
Open your eyes, dear.

573
00:38:30,335 --> 00:38:32,376
Can't you see that he can't see?

574
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:35,376
But papa, he's the reason I can now see
you for the rest of my life. - - Who's he?

575
00:38:35,751 --> 00:38:37,876
In all this show-and-tell you
didn't see what you should've seen.

576
00:38:37,876 --> 00:38:39,793
And what you saw isn't worth seeing.

577
00:38:39,793 --> 00:38:41,168
Open your eyes and see for yourself.

578
00:38:42,293 --> 00:38:43,251
Who's that?

579
00:38:44,168 --> 00:38:45,168
Who's coming now?

580
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,460
He's here.

581
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:08,126
Look, he's here.

582
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:11,251
Meet my love. Bunty.

583
00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:12,668
Oh, Sarah.

584
00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:19,210
Papa, you were saying your
son-in-law will speak... - I get it.

585
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:22,835
The one you said I love you,
can't say it back.

586
00:39:23,751 --> 00:39:24,501
0K3)!-

587
00:39:24,918 --> 00:39:27,460
Love is cute.

588
00:39:29,085 --> 00:39:30,585
But...

589
00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:37,001
In this case, the lover...is mute.

590
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:39,751
Tell us something about yourself.

591
00:39:40,835 --> 00:39:42,210
0K3)!-

592
00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:44,835
My favorite song...

593
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,876
"speak...speak ...speak... Mr. Bachchan."

594
00:39:48,876 --> 00:39:51,001
"Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?"

595
00:39:51,001 --> 00:39:53,251
"speak...speak ...speak... Mr. Bachchan."
- Hey...is there dance show going on?

596
00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:55,960
"Listen. what say Mr. Bachchan?"

597
00:39:59,168 --> 00:40:00,085
AB.

598
00:40:01,293 --> 00:40:02,210
CD.

599
00:40:04,251 --> 00:40:09,335
Iam a CD player that's...

600
00:40:10,376 --> 00:40:11,418
Singham?

601
00:40:12,835 --> 00:40:14,001
Itchiness?

602
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:19,751
...whose speaker...is blown.

603
00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:24,501
My sweety...my love...

604
00:40:24,501 --> 00:40:28,668
Wow! Superb! Great.

605
00:40:29,835 --> 00:40:32,210
All lines in this route are amazing.

606
00:40:32,668 --> 00:40:34,126
No I-phone.

607
00:40:34,585 --> 00:40:36,210
No talk-time.

608
00:40:36,585 --> 00:40:38,085
No balance.

609
00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:42,418
Papa...
- Come on, don't worry.

610
00:40:42,418 --> 00:40:44,210
Papa, think of the coincidence...

611
00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:46,876
We sisters
hit the eye of a bull.

612
00:40:47,293 --> 00:40:49,376
We hit the bulls-eye.

613
00:40:50,376 --> 00:40:51,418
Let's take a selfie.

614
00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:52,585
Come on, Teddy.

615
00:40:52,585 --> 00:40:57,210
We'll all stay together now
until we get married. - wait, wait.

616
00:41:23,793 --> 00:41:25,793
"Sometime she blinks,
sometimes she winks."

617
00:41:25,793 --> 00:41:28,293
"But all the time
links my eyes with hers."

618
00:41:31,835 --> 00:41:33,918
"Sometime he blinks,
sometimes he winks."

619
00:41:33,918 --> 00:41:36,001
"But all the time
links my eyes with his."

620
00:41:36,001 --> 00:41:38,001
"The moons showing attitude."

621
00:41:38,001 --> 00:41:40,085
"Even the sun's talking gibberish."

622
00:41:40,085 --> 00:41:45,751
"ln this awesome weather
give me a English kiss."

623
00:41:45,751 --> 00:41:46,876
"Bloody love..."

624
00:41:46,876 --> 00:41:49,876
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

625
00:41:49,876 --> 00:41:50,960
"Bloody love..."

626
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,960
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

627
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:54,960
"Bloody love..."

628
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,001
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

629
00:41:58,001 --> 00:42:00,835
"Bloody love..."

630
00:42:16,585 --> 00:42:20,043
"l've a desire to die again."

631
00:42:20,668 --> 00:42:24,001
"Because of the way
my tormentor killed me."

632
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:29,126
"You came walking on a velvet carpet."

633
00:42:29,126 --> 00:42:31,918
"Then how did your feet get hurt?"

634
00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:36,418
"You pierced my heart with your eyes."

635
00:42:36,418 --> 00:42:39,585
"My heart's totally
blossomed by love."

636
00:42:39,585 --> 00:42:43,876
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

637
00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:44,793
"Bloody love..."

638
00:42:44,793 --> 00:42:47,876
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

639
00:42:47,876 --> 00:42:48,876
"Bloody love..."

640
00:42:48,876 --> 00:42:51,876
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

641
00:42:51,876 --> 00:42:54,668
"Bloody love..."

642
00:43:11,251 --> 00:43:15,043
I'll have to test these three rats.

643
00:43:15,043 --> 00:43:19,293
"If you become my dear, like
a small baby I'll take care of you."

644
00:43:19,293 --> 00:43:23,418
"When we're in love, then
why did your father call the priest?"

645
00:43:23,418 --> 00:43:25,251
"l've just one thing to say to you,
I swear..."

646
00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:27,501
"...you're stuck to
me like chewing gum."

647
00:43:27,501 --> 00:43:29,251
"Oh baby, have mercy on our love."

648
00:43:29,251 --> 00:43:31,501
"You're my bread, and I am yourjam."

649
00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:33,585
"Ba ba Ba ba Black sheep,
have you any wool?"

650
00:43:33,585 --> 00:43:35,668
"My heart's lost in your lanes."

651
00:43:35,668 --> 00:43:37,335
"Also Jack and Jill went up the hill."

652
00:43:37,501 --> 00:43:39,626
"Come on baby to the
garden of love and chill."

653
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,501
"You're my life..."

654
00:43:46,501 --> 00:43:48,585
"My heart beats for you, baby."

655
00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:50,543
"Now come make me your lady."

656
00:43:51,126 --> 00:43:54,668
"You're my life..."

657
00:43:54,668 --> 00:43:56,793
"Just keep the fun flowing."

658
00:43:56,793 --> 00:43:58,835
"No stopping and no slowing."

659
00:43:59,668 --> 00:44:01,876
"The moons showing attitude."

660
00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:03,876
"Even the sun's talking gibberish."

661
00:44:03,876 --> 00:44:08,418
"ln this awesome weather
give me a English kiss."

662
00:44:09,543 --> 00:44:10,585
"Bloody love..."

663
00:44:10,585 --> 00:44:13,626
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

664
00:44:13,626 --> 00:44:14,793
"Bloody love..."

665
00:44:14,793 --> 00:44:17,668
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

666
00:44:17,668 --> 00:44:18,835
"Bloody love..."

667
00:44:18,835 --> 00:44:21,835
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

668
00:44:21,835 --> 00:44:24,585
"Bloody love..."

669
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:44,460
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

670
00:44:46,835 --> 00:44:51,126
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

671
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,501
What are you thinking, Teddy?

672
00:45:07,126 --> 00:45:08,210
Come on, jump.

673
00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:09,251
Don't worry.

674
00:45:09,251 --> 00:45:10,751
Can you see the water?

675
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:13,918
I mean hear the water.
It's filled with water. It's full.

676
00:45:13,918 --> 00:45:15,460
It's full.

677
00:45:16,710 --> 00:45:19,501
Look...warm water. Warm water.

678
00:45:19,501 --> 00:45:20,126
Look.

679
00:45:21,210 --> 00:45:23,210
Come on. I am right here.

680
00:45:23,210 --> 00:45:25,335
Just jump, and we'll swim together.

681
00:45:25,335 --> 00:45:26,960
Teddy.
- What?

682
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,251
Jump.
- N0, Papa, I can't jump today.

683
00:45:31,251 --> 00:45:32,168
Why?

684
00:45:32,168 --> 00:45:34,460
I am observing a fast today...
no-water fast.

685
00:45:34,876 --> 00:45:38,751
I don't drink on this day,
and definitely not bathe.

686
00:45:38,751 --> 00:45:41,210
Just jump,
papa's doing the countdown.

687
00:45:42,501 --> 00:45:44,168
One...

688
00:45:44,751 --> 00:45:46,543
Two...

689
00:45:47,168 --> 00:45:48,210
Three...

690
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:49,585
To hell with the money.

691
00:45:56,210 --> 00:45:58,793
Papa!

692
00:46:00,793 --> 00:46:03,751
He's definitely a 100 percent blind!

693
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,543
Maria!

694
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:18,418
Get the vacuum!

695
00:48:20,918 --> 00:48:23,501
Suck the ants from my pants!

696
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:24,835
Oh my, God!

697
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,543
Bitten!
- He 200 percent can't walk.

698
00:48:34,210 --> 00:48:36,710
For sure papa's going
to test you as well.

699
00:48:36,710 --> 00:48:39,751
He really can't walk,
that's why he passed the test.

700
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:43,251
Now you don't utter
a single word.

701
00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:47,168
Not a single word should
come out of your mouth, get it?

702
00:49:12,793 --> 00:49:14,418
"Pasta!"

703
00:49:47,876 --> 00:49:49,126
Hello!

704
00:50:07,168 --> 00:50:12,376
He cut me, threw me
and he shoved up my...!

705
00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:14,043
Mommy!

706
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,751
"Bloody love..."

707
00:50:25,085 --> 00:50:27,168
Teddy, what are you doing here?

708
00:50:27,168 --> 00:50:28,501
Don't worry.

709
00:50:28,835 --> 00:50:30,085
In this house, I am blind.

710
00:50:30,085 --> 00:50:32,876
And I've convinced your papa as well.

711
00:50:32,876 --> 00:50:34,626
And you convinced me as well...

712
00:50:34,626 --> 00:50:37,293
...that there's no
such thing as astrology.

713
00:50:38,126 --> 00:50:39,418
Nothing happened to papa.

714
00:50:40,085 --> 00:50:41,210
Of course.

715
00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:44,168
It's fixed for every person, you know.
- What?

716
00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:46,001
Package.

717
00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:49,043
Age... I mean papa's age.

718
00:50:49,043 --> 00:50:49,585
Package.

719
00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:51,376
Kids of a gun?

720
00:50:51,376 --> 00:50:53,293
What?
- Son of a gun!

721
00:50:55,418 --> 00:50:58,418
By the way, how's this top?

722
00:50:59,918 --> 00:51:00,668
Teddy?

723
00:51:01,251 --> 00:51:04,585
My sisters and my best friend Shirley
is getting married tomorrow.

724
00:51:04,585 --> 00:51:06,168
We all have to go together.

725
00:51:06,543 --> 00:51:09,335
That's fine my Jenifer Lopez.

726
00:51:09,335 --> 00:51:12,043
But before that...how
about we rehearse for our wedding?

727
00:51:12,043 --> 00:51:13,918
Teddy. Stop it!

728
00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:16,793
"L'm gonna start the ignition..."

729
00:51:16,793 --> 00:51:18,126
"...of your inner emotions."

730
00:51:18,126 --> 00:51:24,126
"For manual operation with mutual consideration
for production of future generation."

731
00:51:24,585 --> 00:51:26,085
Shh.. Sandy, Teddy might hear you.

732
00:51:26,251 --> 00:51:27,751
We're all in one house.

733
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,918
You keep spoiling my mood.

734
00:51:29,918 --> 00:51:32,085
Hey...what happened?

735
00:51:32,085 --> 00:51:33,293
What happened?

736
00:51:35,251 --> 00:51:38,168
I don't understand how
those two weirdos got in this house?

737
00:51:38,501 --> 00:51:42,710
Duh! Hello...they both were
already in this Housefull.

738
00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:44,876
You entered later.

739
00:51:46,335 --> 00:51:47,876
So you better watch out for them.

740
00:51:49,043 --> 00:51:52,876
But meanwhile, just keep watching me.

741
00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:54,085
Understand?

742
00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:56,835
Darling, under is fine,
but don't say stand.

743
00:51:57,543 --> 00:51:59,793
Since I came in this house,
I've been only sitting.

744
00:51:59,793 --> 00:52:01,793
It's been ages since I last stood up.

745
00:52:03,043 --> 00:52:07,501
But tonight...
let's stone and roll, Sandy.

746
00:52:08,001 --> 00:52:09,751
Stone, roll?

747
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:12,585
Let's rock and roll.

748
00:52:16,168 --> 00:52:20,168
Not on the lips?
- Not yet.

749
00:52:22,501 --> 00:52:23,960
After we're married.

750
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,168
Wow, Sandy.

751
00:52:28,001 --> 00:52:31,918
You proved today
that you really love me.

752
00:52:32,918 --> 00:52:34,876
And you know the
best part about you is?

753
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:40,668
Even though you live here, those Indian
values and culture still exist in you.

754
00:52:41,251 --> 00:52:42,376
My phone, hold on a second.

755
00:52:45,793 --> 00:52:48,626
"L'll have to airlift
the Indians living in Kuwait."

756
00:52:48,626 --> 00:52:49,626
"The Indians living in Kuwait... lndian."

757
00:52:55,626 --> 00:52:57,043
He needs so much attention.

758
00:52:57,043 --> 00:53:00,085
"London Bridge is falling down...
falling down...falling down."

759
00:53:00,085 --> 00:53:05,043
"Come, let's get this party started,
party started, party started."

760
00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:06,668
I'll call you back.

761
00:53:09,085 --> 00:53:14,043
Sandy?
-NotSandy"SundL

762
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:17,751
And now you're going to be helpless...

763
00:53:18,293 --> 00:53:22,543
...cause I am going to lock the door.

764
00:53:23,501 --> 00:53:27,793
Jack... Lean on me!

765
00:53:30,251 --> 00:53:32,543
No,SundL
-Sandy!Sandy!

766
00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:35,585
Yes, Sandy. Wait.
- Sandy! Sandy!

767
00:53:35,751 --> 00:53:37,793
No,SundL
-Sandy!

768
00:53:44,460 --> 00:53:46,210
Sandy.

769
00:53:50,001 --> 00:53:51,085
No.

770
00:53:54,835 --> 00:53:57,376
Soap!
- Oh my, God.

771
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,585
Where's a towel?

772
00:54:08,126 --> 00:54:12,626
Help me.

773
00:54:12,626 --> 00:54:13,251
Idea.

774
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:15,543
Sandy, fall asleep,
Sundi will sleep too.

775
00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:17,210
Good idea, good idea.
- Sleep.

776
00:54:17,376 --> 00:54:19,210
'Rock-a-by baby..."

777
00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:21,210
"Come to me my lady."

778
00:54:21,876 --> 00:54:23,335
'Rock-a-by baby..."

779
00:54:24,001 --> 00:54:25,751
"bowl of milk!"

780
00:54:27,210 --> 00:54:28,960
Help me!
' He") me!

781
00:54:34,501 --> 00:54:35,876
Am I a doctor?

782
00:54:39,168 --> 00:54:41,543
Iam the one having bad luck.

783
00:54:41,793 --> 00:54:46,793
One can't speak, one can't
see and the other one can't walk.

784
00:54:46,793 --> 00:54:47,710
Good morning, papa.

785
00:54:48,835 --> 00:54:50,251
What's so good about it?

786
00:54:52,168 --> 00:54:55,335
Come on, Batook. Let's exercise.

787
00:55:57,793 --> 00:55:59,835
Good morning, Sandy!
- Good morning!

788
00:56:05,043 --> 00:56:07,001
Hey...
- What?

789
00:56:07,001 --> 00:56:07,835
What?

790
00:56:08,251 --> 00:56:09,876
Just now you were playing,
and now you're sitting.

791
00:56:10,085 --> 00:56:14,626
This is leg-lines for papa,
and not headlines.

792
00:56:14,793 --> 00:56:16,960
Now you'll be feroze.
- Feroze.

793
00:56:17,418 --> 00:56:19,043
I mean exposed.

794
00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:22,710
Now the wealth will be
divided in only two parts.

795
00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:23,876
What will tell papa?

796
00:56:23,876 --> 00:56:25,418
That you're a liar.
You were playing football.

797
00:56:25,418 --> 00:56:26,876
I saw it with my own eyes.

798
00:56:26,876 --> 00:56:28,085
Yes, go tell him.

799
00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,210
Go tell him that a blind
man was seeing with his eyes.

800
00:56:29,210 --> 00:56:30,043
Go on.

801
00:56:30,043 --> 00:56:31,210
Yes...l will tell him,
that I saw with my own...

802
00:56:31,210 --> 00:56:33,251
Yes, go tell him.
_ Shickk

803
00:56:33,626 --> 00:56:35,793
You bloody rascal...

804
00:56:36,251 --> 00:56:37,293
Got the rhythm down pat..

805
00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:38,043
Get ready!

806
00:56:38,043 --> 00:56:39,501
About to hit the stage you raise..

807
00:56:39,668 --> 00:56:40,751
Desi bad boi sharpin
in the razor blade..

808
00:56:40,751 --> 00:56:41,960
Is the CD player on?

809
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,001
Got swag on lock..

810
00:56:43,001 --> 00:56:44,168
Let em haters hate..

811
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:45,918
Got em thinking like man he great..
Down pat..

812
00:56:45,918 --> 00:56:46,751
Get ready!

813
00:56:46,751 --> 00:56:48,210
About to hit the stage you raise..

814
00:56:48,210 --> 00:56:50,460
Desi bad boi sharpin
in the razor blade..

815
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:51,543
Got swag on lock..

816
00:56:51,543 --> 00:56:52,960
Let em haters hate..
- Got em thinking like man he great..

817
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,251
You were right.

818
00:56:54,418 --> 00:56:55,210
Make em say..

819
00:56:55,210 --> 00:56:57,960
Right nowjust shake, shake..

820
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,251
Now the wealth will be divided in only
two parts. - Right nowjust shake, shake..

821
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:01,543
Come on, shoot that.
- Right now just shake, shake..

822
00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:02,210
Kill em.

823
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,335
Who be the best on the mic..

824
00:57:03,335 --> 00:57:04,293
Better tell em..

825
00:57:04,293 --> 00:57:05,418
Right now just shake!

826
00:57:05,918 --> 00:57:06,751
Kill em.

827
00:57:07,376 --> 00:57:10,585
That...was total crap.

828
00:57:10,585 --> 00:57:11,835
What?

829
00:57:11,835 --> 00:57:15,001
"Your mother-sister...
Mother-sister... Mother-sister..."

830
00:57:19,376 --> 00:57:20,251
Done?

831
00:57:20,418 --> 00:57:22,001
Now, listen to your favorite song.

832
00:57:22,876 --> 00:57:25,001
"Speak...speak...speak... Mr.Bachchan."

833
00:57:25,001 --> 00:57:26,960
"Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?"

834
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,168
"speak...speak...speak... Mr.Bachchan."

835
00:57:29,168 --> 00:57:31,210
"Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?"

836
00:57:31,210 --> 00:57:33,210
"speak...speak...speak... Mr.Bachchan."

837
00:57:33,210 --> 00:57:35,418
"We shot everything Bachchan."

838
00:57:37,251 --> 00:57:39,793
Now...you're unmasked.

839
00:57:40,043 --> 00:57:42,918
I mean papa...will come...
- And first watch...

840
00:57:44,918 --> 00:57:50,960
...your single-screen
performance on this multiplex thing.

841
00:57:52,210 --> 00:57:54,293
Speak...speak...speak... Mr.Bachchan."

842
00:57:54,293 --> 00:57:56,335
"Listen. What say Mr. Bachchan?"

843
00:57:56,335 --> 00:57:57,793
What do you two think?

844
00:57:58,251 --> 00:58:00,043
Only you two can shoot a video?

845
00:58:01,918 --> 00:58:04,293
Maria, have you seen my phone?

846
00:58:13,126 --> 00:58:14,835
I'm supposed to get an important call.

847
00:58:19,376 --> 00:58:21,085
Has anyone seen my phone?

848
00:58:21,085 --> 00:58:23,543
Have you seen my stick, papa?

849
00:58:23,710 --> 00:58:26,960
Get lost. I am supposed
to get an important call.

850
00:58:32,918 --> 00:58:36,876
For our own good, we must
divide the wealth in three shares.

851
00:58:38,043 --> 00:58:39,960
And instead of ruining each other...

852
00:58:41,335 --> 00:58:42,751
...we should look out for each other.

853
00:58:43,085 --> 00:58:47,126
Who says money divides?

854
00:58:47,751 --> 00:58:53,668
The girls' money...
is going to make us rich.

855
00:59:33,210 --> 00:59:36,710
"Expensive liners,
and those dangly earrings."

856
00:59:36,876 --> 00:59:38,710
"The glittering skirt..."

857
00:59:38,710 --> 00:59:40,585
"...and the way you sway
that waist is priceless."

858
00:59:40,585 --> 00:59:44,251
"Expensive liners,
and those dangly earrings."

859
00:59:44,251 --> 00:59:46,001
"The glittering skirt..."

860
00:59:46,001 --> 00:59:48,001
"...and the way you sway
that waist is priceless."

861
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:54,710
"You make me skip a beat, sweetheart."

862
00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:57,460
"ln this world..."

863
00:59:58,251 --> 01:00:02,168
"You're the richest girl in London,
sweetheart."

864
01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:05,751
"You're the richest girl in UK,
sweetheart."

865
01:00:05,751 --> 01:00:10,793
"You're the richest girl in the world,
sweetheart."

866
01:00:26,585 --> 01:00:30,460
"Handsome, dashing, smart
boys...they all want to be my man."

867
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:34,001
"You're the one who stole
the peace of my heart."

868
01:00:34,168 --> 01:00:37,835
"When I walk, when I talk,
when I watch my sweetheart."

869
01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:41,376
"There's no one else,
as gorgeous like you."

870
01:00:41,376 --> 01:00:48,251
"l've said yes,
now take me along darling."

871
01:00:48,251 --> 01:00:52,001
"ln this London..."

872
01:00:52,001 --> 01:00:55,668
"You're the richest guy in London,
darling."

873
01:00:55,668 --> 01:00:59,210
"You're the richest guy in UK,
darling."

874
01:00:59,376 --> 01:01:03,960
"You're the richest guy in the world,
darling."

875
01:01:05,251 --> 01:01:07,335
"Your fair cheeks,
your black tresses."

876
01:01:07,335 --> 01:01:09,001
"You look so sexy.“

877
01:01:09,001 --> 01:01:10,210
"Your gorgeous body..."

878
01:01:10,210 --> 01:01:12,793
"Your gorgeous body, blows my mind."

879
01:01:12,793 --> 01:01:14,626
"Your hot figure, blows my mind."

880
01:01:14,793 --> 01:01:18,001
"Anyone you trap,
only God can save him."

881
01:01:18,001 --> 01:01:19,793
"l've never seen anyone like you."

882
01:01:19,793 --> 01:01:23,918
"Life is short,
let's say those sweet-nothings."

883
01:01:23,918 --> 01:01:27,668
"lf you say it once,
I'll do anything for you."

884
01:01:27,668 --> 01:01:29,293
"This is your chance,
and also the ritual..."

885
01:01:29,293 --> 01:01:31,335
"...but why you standing far."

886
01:01:31,335 --> 01:01:35,001
"Take me in your arms,
like a true prince."

887
01:01:35,001 --> 01:01:42,210
"Hello to everyone from me,
sweetheart."

888
01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:48,876
"ln this world..."

889
01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:52,918
"You're the richest girl in London,
darling."

890
01:01:52,918 --> 01:01:56,626
"You're the richest girl in UK,
darling."

891
01:01:56,626 --> 01:02:01,251
"You're the richest
girl in the world, darling."

892
01:02:03,751 --> 01:02:07,585
"You're the richest, girl."

893
01:02:07,585 --> 01:02:09,876
"You're the richest, darling."

894
01:02:10,043 --> 01:02:12,001
"You're the richest, girl."

895
01:02:12,001 --> 01:02:15,251
"You're the richest, darling."

896
01:02:15,251 --> 01:02:17,210
"You're the richest, girl."

897
01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:22,376
"You're the richest, darling."

898
01:02:22,543 --> 01:02:26,501
"You're the richest, darling."

899
01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:43,668
Yes.

900
01:02:44,793 --> 01:02:45,710
Yes.

901
01:02:46,085 --> 01:02:48,210
Yes...don't worry.

902
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:51,085
Your daughters Ganga, Jamuna,
Saraswati are absolutely fine.

903
01:02:52,793 --> 01:02:56,168
Yes, yes the wedding
date has been fixed.

904
01:02:57,543 --> 01:02:59,001
0K3)!-

905
01:03:06,793 --> 01:03:10,460
Ganga, Jamuna, Saraswati
are not your daughters? - No.

906
01:03:10,793 --> 01:03:13,668
And if you want to open
more franchises in London...

907
01:03:13,668 --> 01:03:15,043
...then you must keep this a secret.

908
01:03:15,043 --> 01:03:17,168
Okay...my lips are sealed.

909
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,751
But then who is their father?

910
01:03:20,001 --> 01:03:21,710
Urja Nagre.

911
01:03:22,918 --> 01:03:25,543
You mean that...that...
- Yes, him.

912
01:03:25,543 --> 01:03:28,210
Once upon a time
Mumbai's most fierce Don.

913
01:03:28,210 --> 01:03:30,210
And I was his right-hand.
- You?

914
01:03:30,376 --> 01:03:34,793
Since the time... he used
to rule the city of Mumbai.

915
01:04:17,126 --> 01:04:21,210
What's this Shinde? You planned
my assassination?

916
01:04:30,710 --> 01:04:35,335
Ruling the city of Mumbai...
and annihilating his enemies...

917
01:04:35,335 --> 01:04:38,210
...was BHK for him.

918
01:04:38,210 --> 01:04:41,960
BHK? - By left hand's play.

919
01:04:44,918 --> 01:04:52,043
His principles were stronger
than his enemies' intentions.

920
01:04:52,543 --> 01:04:58,626
Urja trafficking minor
girls is a very profitable business.

921
01:04:59,876 --> 01:05:01,126
What do you say?

922
01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:09,501
He was the Godfather...

923
01:05:10,126 --> 01:05:14,418
...but an even better father
to his three daughters.

924
01:05:26,168 --> 01:05:29,751
Due to the pressure built
up by raids and secret operations,

925
01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:32,876
...by Maharashtra Police's the
Underworld has come to a stand-still.

926
01:05:32,876 --> 01:05:35,251
Even big and powerful personalities...

927
01:05:35,251 --> 01:05:38,543
...are either getting
arrested or fleeing.

928
01:05:39,126 --> 01:05:44,793
'But just then...one of Urja
Nagre's enemies informed the police.

929
01:05:50,876 --> 01:05:53,168
Come on!

930
01:05:53,168 --> 01:05:55,418
Let my children go!

931
01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:58,210
Let my daughters go!

932
01:06:02,126 --> 01:06:03,543
Hey!

933
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,293
N0! no!

934
01:06:12,085 --> 01:06:14,751
Patel... Leave Mumbai and go to London.

935
01:06:15,668 --> 01:06:17,126
I've got some property out there.

936
01:06:18,001 --> 01:06:19,501
You've a clean record.

937
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:22,043
You'll be the caretaker
of my children.

938
01:06:22,835 --> 01:06:24,460
You give them your name.

939
01:06:24,793 --> 01:06:26,710
Raise them and get them married.

940
01:06:26,918 --> 01:06:29,085
And give my wealth
to them and their husbands.

941
01:06:30,501 --> 01:06:32,293
Did you get the bank papers?

942
01:06:35,626 --> 01:06:39,251
But Patel...my daughters...

943
01:06:40,751 --> 01:06:45,543
...should never know that
I am their real father.

944
01:06:53,335 --> 01:06:55,835
Mother of the brownie cookies.

945
01:06:55,835 --> 01:06:57,960
He's Ram...and you're Lakhan.

946
01:06:58,251 --> 01:07:00,376
Yes.
- Papa-pia.

947
01:07:00,376 --> 01:07:03,626
You took on the responsibility
of such a big man.

948
01:07:03,793 --> 01:07:05,251
Wowwie.

949
01:07:05,251 --> 01:07:07,168
But a thousand curses to the informer...

950
01:07:07,168 --> 01:07:09,668
...that got Urja caught.

951
01:07:09,668 --> 01:07:13,626
He's a dog, he's a rascal... - Stop it.
How much are you going to abuse him?

952
01:07:13,626 --> 01:07:16,960
You act like I am abusing you.

953
01:07:18,251 --> 01:07:19,543
You're right.

954
01:07:20,085 --> 01:07:22,543
I got Urja Nagre caught.

955
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:24,918
But you were his 'woof'...
his loyal aide.

956
01:07:24,918 --> 01:07:28,293
A man should be a traitor...

957
01:07:28,293 --> 01:07:30,085
Even dogs are loyal.

958
01:07:30,085 --> 01:07:31,960
All my life I've been lying.

959
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,126
I told my daughters that
marriages don't last in our family.

960
01:07:35,126 --> 01:07:35,918
Lie.

961
01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:38,210
Those predictions...also a lie.

962
01:07:38,210 --> 01:07:42,168
The truth is...l always had
my eyes on Urja Nagre's wealth.

963
01:07:42,168 --> 01:07:44,251
And that's why I want his three girls...

964
01:07:44,418 --> 01:07:47,918
...to marry my three sons,
and not someone else.

965
01:07:47,918 --> 01:07:50,293
Your own sons? Who?

966
01:07:50,293 --> 01:07:52,543
Same guys who were released
from jail yesterday.

967
01:07:52,710 --> 01:07:53,835
My boys.

968
01:08:28,126 --> 01:08:32,751
No one has the guts...
to stop us now.

969
01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:37,626
No one has the guts...
to stop us now...until the wedding.

970
01:08:57,751 --> 01:08:58,668
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

971
01:08:59,043 --> 01:09:00,876
INDIAN.

972
01:09:01,210 --> 01:09:02,293
I don't believe it.

973
01:09:02,793 --> 01:09:06,126
This one word...lndia...
- Don't say it.

974
01:09:06,418 --> 01:09:07,793
Quiet.
- Sorry.

975
01:09:07,793 --> 01:09:11,001
I mean...when you hear this one word,
you turn into Sundi?

976
01:09:12,668 --> 01:09:15,751
Is this a lifetime illness?
- Only four days!

977
01:09:16,835 --> 01:09:18,960
Four days later,
after we're married...

978
01:09:20,043 --> 01:09:21,251
...l will be cured.

979
01:09:21,251 --> 01:09:22,960
I'll have money...no depression.

980
01:09:23,335 --> 01:09:24,168
Set.

981
01:09:37,585 --> 01:09:40,960
I've a huge treasure-chest
waiting for you...

982
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,835
...but you three are busy
stealing pennies and dimes.

983
01:09:43,835 --> 01:09:46,960
Dad...a tailor's son...

984
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:48,501
...is going to stitch
clothes for a living.

985
01:09:48,793 --> 01:09:50,168
Crime runs in our blood.

986
01:09:50,168 --> 01:09:51,126
True.

987
01:09:51,126 --> 01:09:53,585
The main agenda is to stop

988
01:09:53,918 --> 01:09:57,418
...those blind, mute and crippled
guys from marrying the girls.

989
01:09:57,710 --> 01:09:59,876
The easiest way out of this problem...

990
01:09:59,876 --> 01:10:04,835
...is that we take those
three someplace and shoot them.

991
01:10:04,835 --> 01:10:08,460
Wonderful. Shoot! Murder!

992
01:10:09,085 --> 01:10:12,168
A dog's tail will always stay crooked.

993
01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:14,168
Try to understand
the important point here.

994
01:10:15,085 --> 01:10:17,210
If your lentils gets spoiled,
your day is spoiled.

995
01:10:17,501 --> 01:10:19,918
If your pickle gets spoiled,
the whole year is spoiled.

996
01:10:19,918 --> 01:10:21,335
What?
- What what?

997
01:10:21,335 --> 01:10:21,876
Shut up.

998
01:10:22,376 --> 01:10:26,835
The main point here is
that your father's still here.

999
01:10:27,418 --> 01:10:30,460
I will find a way out of this.

1000
01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,960
Dad, you don't dig
a well when there's a fire.

1001
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,710
Try to understand our point.

1002
01:10:34,710 --> 01:10:36,710
You've made a very simple plan.

1003
01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:38,126
But it's a sure-shot plan.

1004
01:10:40,335 --> 01:10:42,668
A person should be simple.

1005
01:10:42,668 --> 01:10:45,668
Because...even VIP
is an underwear brand.

1006
01:10:48,418 --> 01:10:50,293
Did you get a word
what he said? - Nah!

1007
01:10:51,876 --> 01:10:53,085
Whatever.

1008
01:10:53,876 --> 01:10:56,876
Bunty, you know Batook's dog...

1009
01:10:57,460 --> 01:11:00,126
I mean his daughter.
- What crap do you keep saying?

1010
01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:03,626
You know I've so many dreams
to fulfill once I marry her.

1011
01:11:03,626 --> 01:11:04,835
I see...tell me.

1012
01:11:04,835 --> 01:11:08,001
Once I get the money,
I'll sponsor a car for myself...

1013
01:11:08,210 --> 01:11:11,085
...and become Grand
Prix's top Indian racer.

1014
01:11:11,085 --> 01:11:12,376
Indian.

1015
01:11:12,376 --> 01:11:15,876
Even I'll use my money
to make a music album...

1016
01:11:16,043 --> 01:11:18,793
...and it will be the best
Indian album in the world.

1017
01:11:18,793 --> 01:11:20,793
My songs will be played
in the Indian Premier League.

1018
01:11:20,793 --> 01:11:22,085
India Pro-Kabaddi League.

1019
01:11:22,085 --> 01:11:24,168
Now it will be an Indian Wedding.

1020
01:11:24,168 --> 01:11:25,168
What the!

1021
01:11:29,543 --> 01:11:31,793
Sundi is back!

1022
01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:35,585
I am going to Batook Patel.

1023
01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:40,293
To expose you, you...and Sandy.

1024
01:11:41,876 --> 01:11:43,335
Stop me if you can.

1025
01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:46,835
I will expose you all!

1026
01:11:46,835 --> 01:11:48,085
We must stop him.

1027
01:11:49,251 --> 01:11:50,001
Come on.
- Come on.

1028
01:12:04,543 --> 01:12:06,585
Iam coming, Batook!

1029
01:12:24,918 --> 01:12:25,876
Pakistani.

1030
01:12:27,293 --> 01:12:29,543
Pakistani.
- What are you doing?

1031
01:12:29,543 --> 01:12:31,626
If Sundi can come out hearing Indian...

1032
01:12:31,626 --> 01:12:34,376
...then maybe he can go
back hearing Pakistani. - Yes.

1033
01:12:34,668 --> 01:12:37,251
Pakistani.
- Iraqi.

1034
01:12:37,460 --> 01:12:38,835
Afghani.
- Kuwaiti.

1035
01:12:38,835 --> 01:12:40,876
Dubai.
- Nepali.

1036
01:12:41,085 --> 01:12:44,001
No country can stop Sundi today.

1037
01:12:47,585 --> 01:12:51,126
Not countries, But now
these two states will stop Sundi.

1038
01:12:52,543 --> 01:12:54,960
UP...
- And Maharashtra.

1039
01:12:58,001 --> 01:12:58,751
Hey!

1040
01:13:10,168 --> 01:13:13,793
Catch him!

1041
01:13:16,501 --> 01:13:17,835
Spin!

1042
01:13:38,835 --> 01:13:39,668
He's fallen. Bunty, catch him.

1043
01:13:39,668 --> 01:13:41,460
Not me, catch him.

1044
01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:45,293
You sure did eat a lot.

1045
01:14:12,835 --> 01:14:13,918
Why you..

1046
01:14:16,126 --> 01:14:18,876
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Why you!

1047
01:14:21,085 --> 01:14:23,751
You dog...
- Sorry, sorry...

1048
01:14:44,085 --> 01:14:45,960
Now there's just one way to stop him.

1049
01:14:47,043 --> 01:14:48,835
Break his legs for real.

1050
01:15:02,835 --> 01:15:04,001
Careful!

1051
01:15:09,626 --> 01:15:11,876
You guys can't hurt Sundi.

1052
01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:20,668
Sundi will hurt himself.

1053
01:15:27,668 --> 01:15:29,710
Batook, where are you?

1054
01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:31,876
Let's go, quickly.

1055
01:15:41,668 --> 01:15:43,876
Batook, look at my legs.

1056
01:16:07,251 --> 01:16:09,126
Papa, he's sitting down only.

1057
01:16:10,626 --> 01:16:12,876
Hickory, Dickorynand Dock.

1058
01:16:13,168 --> 01:16:14,710
I can walk...

1059
01:16:14,710 --> 01:16:17,876
...and this rascal...can talk.

1060
01:16:18,626 --> 01:16:20,126
Cheating.

1061
01:16:20,876 --> 01:16:22,418
Yes, cheating.

1062
01:16:22,876 --> 01:16:26,793
These cheaters have
played hide and skirt..

1063
01:16:26,793 --> 01:16:29,960
I mean hide and seek papa.

1064
01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:33,501
I am blind,
but couldn't you see it papa?

1065
01:16:40,001 --> 01:16:41,835
- Come blind one.

1066
01:16:43,126 --> 01:16:43,876
What?

1067
01:16:43,876 --> 01:16:45,710
You think if I catch the
ball you'll prove I am not blind?

1068
01:16:45,710 --> 01:16:46,668
I am blind.

1069
01:16:46,668 --> 01:16:47,835
Iam blind, papa.

1070
01:16:54,751 --> 01:16:55,876
Take that!

1071
01:16:57,001 --> 01:16:57,751
What?

1072
01:16:57,918 --> 01:17:00,293
You think if I catch the brick
you'll prove I am not blind.

1073
01:17:00,293 --> 01:17:01,710
I am blind.

1074
01:17:02,293 --> 01:17:03,793
Iam blind, papa.

1075
01:17:13,585 --> 01:17:14,793
Iam not blind.

1076
01:17:14,793 --> 01:17:15,835
He caught it.
- Yes.

1077
01:17:15,835 --> 01:17:17,043
Iam not blind.

1078
01:17:17,043 --> 01:17:18,835
Open your eyes and
take a look, Batook.

1079
01:17:19,126 --> 01:17:20,293
We're exposed.

1080
01:17:21,918 --> 01:17:24,376
Throw us out of the house.

1081
01:17:24,918 --> 01:17:28,376
You can even slap us with these hands...

1082
01:17:31,376 --> 01:17:33,085
Sandy, what did your Sundi do?

1083
01:17:34,501 --> 01:17:36,710
OMG... what the?

1084
01:17:37,376 --> 01:17:39,918
You guys ruined papa's wax statue.

1085
01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:42,085
Gosh!

1086
01:17:42,668 --> 01:17:43,835
Good Lord.

1087
01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:46,001
How are you going to fix this, Jenny?

1088
01:17:47,918 --> 01:17:48,376
What happened?

1089
01:17:48,376 --> 01:17:51,626
Congratulations, guys.
It was a wax statue.

1090
01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:55,043
And we thought...it was dad.

1091
01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:58,960
But seriously guys,
are you guys walnuts?

1092
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,960
Walnuts?
- Are you guys nuts?

1093
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,043
Oh...

1094
01:18:02,376 --> 01:18:04,210
The whole hand is disfigured.

1095
01:18:05,210 --> 01:18:07,918
We want to gift this to
papa next week on his birthday.

1096
01:18:07,918 --> 01:18:09,793
Sorry. Really sorry.
- Sorry.

1097
01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:12,876
Oh yes, why don't we
go fix your broken wheelchair.

1098
01:18:13,376 --> 01:18:15,751
Yes. Let's go fix that
before her father returns.

1099
01:18:15,918 --> 01:18:16,876
Come, Bubbly...l mean, Bunty.

1100
01:18:17,043 --> 01:18:17,710
We'll be right back.

1101
01:18:17,710 --> 01:18:19,585
Fix your father's hand,
and we'll be right back.

1102
01:18:19,876 --> 01:18:21,376
They don't understand.
- Hurry up.

1103
01:18:21,376 --> 01:18:22,543
It's not about the wax...

1104
01:18:22,835 --> 01:18:24,793
...it's about our feelings for papa.

1105
01:18:25,626 --> 01:18:26,876
You're right Jenny.

1106
01:18:27,626 --> 01:18:31,376
Whatever we are today,
it's only because of our dad.

1107
01:18:54,876 --> 01:18:56,876
Yes, Shafiq, I saw your missed call.

1108
01:18:57,293 --> 01:18:58,501
I was driving.

1109
01:19:00,085 --> 01:19:01,751
I went to pee, and you sat down.

1110
01:19:01,751 --> 01:19:03,376
I was only checking
whether it's working or not.

1111
01:19:03,376 --> 01:19:04,335
No need to get angw.

1112
01:19:04,335 --> 01:19:06,085
It's so cute, isn't it?...

1113
01:19:06,085 --> 01:19:08,043
I see...so you were eyeing those two.
- Yeah, it's amazing.

1114
01:19:10,835 --> 01:19:12,960
Ogling at girls from
behind the glasses.

1115
01:19:13,626 --> 01:19:15,251
So what are you doing tonight?

1116
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,293
I don't know,
I was thinking to maybe go out.

1117
01:19:18,293 --> 01:19:19,585
Not sure, what about you?

1118
01:19:21,918 --> 01:19:25,210
Hey baby, let's go for a ride.
- Oh my, God. Get off me.

1119
01:19:29,085 --> 01:19:30,501
Take it easy, guys.

1120
01:19:39,501 --> 01:19:43,210
Now like this gun,
you guys will RIP.

1121
01:19:43,210 --> 01:19:45,168
Rest...ln...Pieces!

1122
01:19:47,835 --> 01:19:50,751
Isn't...that Urja Nagre?

1123
01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:53,960
Mumbai's Don?

1124
01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:58,335
But wasn't he in jail?

1125
01:19:58,335 --> 01:20:01,501
Don't ever think of doing
this...in your wildest dreams.

1126
01:20:07,085 --> 01:20:08,668
Hold it guys, hold it.

1127
01:20:08,668 --> 01:20:09,751
Please hold it.

1128
01:20:10,835 --> 01:20:12,918
I would appreciate if you
guys had taken a slight effort...

1129
01:20:12,918 --> 01:20:14,876
...to stop these goons.

1130
01:20:15,085 --> 01:20:18,793
We should use our hands for a cause,
not just applause.

1131
01:20:20,626 --> 01:20:22,668
Please leave, guys. Please.

1132
01:20:25,418 --> 01:20:26,626
Come on, come on.

1133
01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:27,751
Come on, let's leave.

1134
01:20:27,751 --> 01:20:28,918
And you three.

1135
01:20:29,835 --> 01:20:31,085
You guys look like your from India.

1136
01:20:32,626 --> 01:20:34,001
Thank God he didn't say Indian.

1137
01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:35,043
What did you say?

1138
01:20:35,043 --> 01:20:37,793
You three should be ashamed.

1139
01:20:38,085 --> 01:20:39,501
Those goons were
harassing those girls...

1140
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,835
...and you three were simply watching.

1141
01:20:41,043 --> 01:20:43,418
But we poor guys are disabled.

1142
01:20:43,751 --> 01:20:46,251
I...
- You're crippled.

1143
01:20:46,251 --> 01:20:47,293
He's mute.

1144
01:20:47,293 --> 01:20:49,085
And...l am blind.

1145
01:21:04,376 --> 01:21:05,835
Get something to eat.

1146
01:21:07,168 --> 01:21:08,585
We'll split this in three ways.
- Give it to me.

1147
01:21:08,751 --> 01:21:11,293
Hey...what's going on?

1148
01:21:12,376 --> 01:21:14,293
Flies.
- Flies are bothering us.

1149
01:21:14,293 --> 01:21:15,460
- Flies.

1150
01:21:24,876 --> 01:21:26,876
What's Nagre doing in London?

1151
01:21:27,043 --> 01:21:30,668
If he's in London, that means
someone's surely going to die.

1152
01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:34,835
"Take some rice, and some
lentil and top it off with curd."

1153
01:21:35,043 --> 01:21:38,501
"One who harbors no enmity,
is the happiest person on this earth..."

1154
01:21:38,501 --> 01:21:43,085
A...T...M!

1155
01:21:43,793 --> 01:21:45,376
Any Time Money?

1156
01:21:45,376 --> 01:21:49,918
Today I'm going to beat you.

1157
01:21:51,626 --> 01:21:54,335
Urja. You're in London?

1158
01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:57,126
When did you come out from jail,
Ufla?

1159
01:21:58,126 --> 01:22:00,710
Seeing my good behavior,
the government...

1160
01:22:00,710 --> 01:22:02,668
...pardoned the rest of my sentence.

1161
01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:04,793
After getting released from jail...

1162
01:22:04,793 --> 01:22:06,251
...l thought of coming
here and surprising you.

1163
01:22:06,626 --> 01:22:09,626
And to see my daughters once.

1164
01:22:10,376 --> 01:22:12,918
Not like a father, but as a stranger.

1165
01:22:13,835 --> 01:22:15,001
But just see them.

1166
01:22:16,918 --> 01:22:19,335
But Shafiq called
before I could call you.

1167
01:22:19,543 --> 01:22:21,793
That arms dealer from London.

1168
01:22:23,210 --> 01:22:26,376
He informed me...that you're
getting my daughters married...

1169
01:22:27,626 --> 01:22:31,251
...to some guys who are not normal.

1170
01:22:32,585 --> 01:22:33,543
What?

1171
01:22:33,543 --> 01:22:35,835
What did I say?

1172
01:22:36,668 --> 01:22:40,543
My daughters should never
know what tears are.

1173
01:22:41,085 --> 01:22:42,626
Didn't I say that?

1174
01:22:43,335 --> 01:22:45,668
Is that all you know?
- What do you mean?

1175
01:22:46,126 --> 01:22:47,001
What do you mean?

1176
01:22:47,001 --> 01:22:51,293
I had chosen three
capable and normal boys.

1177
01:22:51,501 --> 01:22:55,251
That's why I called you
to say there's a wedding at home.

1178
01:22:55,251 --> 01:22:56,626
But then I found out that...

1179
01:22:56,626 --> 01:22:59,543
...the boys your daughters
love are not normal.

1180
01:23:00,168 --> 01:23:02,085
I tried explaining the girls.

1181
01:23:02,085 --> 01:23:04,960
I said "Please don't marry Teddy,
Bunty and Sandy".

1182
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:08,876
But for your daughters,
love is blind, love is mute...

1183
01:23:09,043 --> 01:23:10,668
...and love is crippled!

1184
01:23:12,335 --> 01:23:14,376
This is how I'm
rewarded for my loyalty?

1185
01:23:19,876 --> 01:23:22,876
Sorry, Patel. Sorry.

1186
01:23:24,168 --> 01:23:25,501
Iam a father after all.

1187
01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:33,501
But Patel, I must see what's
right and what's not for my daughters.

1188
01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:38,251
Tell me...where will I find
those normal boys for my daughters?

1189
01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:44,501
You will...l'll show you.

1190
01:23:53,585 --> 01:23:57,710
He's an expert in
transporting people upstairs.

1191
01:23:59,043 --> 01:24:02,043
He...satisfices his hunger
by feeding others.

1192
01:24:04,335 --> 01:24:08,876
And he...cleans 250,000 shoes every day.

1193
01:24:11,376 --> 01:24:13,251
These are the three boys.

1194
01:24:14,918 --> 01:24:17,751
And Urja, I forgot
to tell you one important detail.

1195
01:24:18,043 --> 01:24:20,251
All three boys are orphans.

1196
01:24:20,585 --> 01:24:22,876
No, Patel, they are not orphans.

1197
01:24:23,168 --> 01:24:24,918
They are like Kohinoor diamonds.

1198
01:24:24,918 --> 01:24:25,876
What diamonds?

1199
01:24:25,876 --> 01:24:27,293
Human beings should
be like human beings.

1200
01:24:27,501 --> 01:24:29,418
Even a rice brand is called Kohinoor.

1201
01:24:29,418 --> 01:24:33,918
Patel, my daughters
will marry these three boys only.

1202
01:24:33,918 --> 01:24:35,501
When are those three
boys getting married?

1203
01:24:35,501 --> 01:24:36,793
Saturday.

1204
01:24:36,793 --> 01:24:39,876
You mean...WTF.

1205
01:24:40,168 --> 01:24:41,543
What the...

1206
01:24:41,918 --> 01:24:44,668
Wednesday...Thursday...Friday!

1207
01:24:45,293 --> 01:24:48,043
We have three clays
to stop their marriage.

1208
01:24:48,710 --> 01:24:50,001
This looks stunning.
- Look at it, Gracy.

1209
01:24:50,001 --> 01:24:50,710
It's really beautiful.

1210
01:24:50,710 --> 01:24:51,460
Isn't it?

1211
01:24:51,460 --> 01:24:52,668
Oh, look at that,
that's really pretty.

1212
01:24:52,668 --> 01:25:01,543
"You're the richest
of all sweetheart."

1213
01:25:01,543 --> 01:25:04,668
Girls, why do we love these losers?

1214
01:25:04,668 --> 01:25:06,501
"You're the richest
of all sweetheart."

1215
01:25:06,501 --> 01:25:07,710
Because...

1216
01:25:07,710 --> 01:25:10,251
- We're so crazy about them.
- Yeah.

1217
01:25:26,710 --> 01:25:34,418
"And I found love...when I found you."

1218
01:25:37,043 --> 01:25:46,460
"Because I need you...
when I say I love you."

1219
01:25:47,543 --> 01:25:51,918
"And I found love..."

1220
01:25:52,501 --> 01:25:57,043
"Oh baby, please stay."

1221
01:25:57,710 --> 01:26:08,960
"l need you...when I say I love you."

1222
01:26:35,626 --> 01:26:38,210
Hello. Enough decoration for the day.

1223
01:26:38,418 --> 01:26:39,460
It all looks beautiful.

1224
01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:41,543
Batook sir, you're going
to wear this for the wedding.

1225
01:26:41,543 --> 01:26:42,918
Yes, Maria, it's fine.

1226
01:26:42,918 --> 01:26:44,460
I won't let this wedding happen!

1227
01:26:45,876 --> 01:26:46,710
Who is he?

1228
01:27:03,335 --> 01:27:06,126
Urja! The don has come.

1229
01:27:06,126 --> 01:27:07,960
Don! Don! Don! Hide.

1230
01:27:08,126 --> 01:27:10,085
Dead for sure.
- Who? Papa?

1231
01:27:10,085 --> 01:27:12,460
No, us.
- Why?

1232
01:27:12,460 --> 01:27:16,085
Iam mute for your papa,
but for Urja Nagre I am crippled!

1233
01:27:16,085 --> 01:27:19,751
Iam crippled for your papa,
but for Urja Nagre I am blind.

1234
01:27:19,751 --> 01:27:22,876
I am blind for your papa,
but for Urja Nagre I am nude.

1235
01:27:22,876 --> 01:27:25,251
You're mute, how can you be nude?

1236
01:27:26,501 --> 01:27:28,876
Then you three should stay
away from the lemon's light. - yeah

1237
01:27:29,043 --> 01:27:30,251
Lemon's light?

1238
01:27:30,251 --> 01:27:31,793
What does your girl keep saying?

1239
01:27:31,793 --> 01:27:33,376
She's saying limelight.

1240
01:27:33,376 --> 01:27:35,543
Nimbu means lime, Roshni means light.

1241
01:27:35,543 --> 01:27:36,918
What else?

1242
01:27:36,918 --> 01:27:37,793
But how?

1243
01:27:37,793 --> 01:27:40,001
Idea. Cover your
faces the bead strings.

1244
01:27:48,293 --> 01:27:50,668
Urja, Urja...what are you doing here?

1245
01:27:51,001 --> 01:27:53,043
Before I went to jail,
I had loaned you some money.

1246
01:27:53,335 --> 01:27:54,751
You thought I'll
never get out ofjail?

1247
01:27:55,085 --> 01:27:57,001
Here you're busy preparing
for your daughters weddings.

1248
01:27:57,585 --> 01:27:59,626
For the world you are good

1249
01:28:00,543 --> 01:28:01,710
but for me you're a traitor.

1250
01:28:02,543 --> 01:28:04,835
Pay up...or I won't
let this wedding happen.

1251
01:28:05,918 --> 01:28:07,460
Mister.
- What?

1252
01:28:08,085 --> 01:28:09,293
How much does he owe?

1253
01:28:09,293 --> 01:28:11,418
One million, five million...

1254
01:28:12,168 --> 01:28:13,793
10 million...50 million?

1255
01:28:14,085 --> 01:28:15,126
Papa will pay it back.

1256
01:28:15,126 --> 01:28:19,001
With interest,
he owes me 50 billion.

1257
01:28:20,085 --> 01:28:21,751
Oh my, God!

1258
01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:24,376
Papa, that kind of money
one borrows for the entire country...

1259
01:28:24,668 --> 01:28:26,043
...and not for yourself.

1260
01:28:26,043 --> 01:28:27,168
Quiet!

1261
01:28:27,168 --> 01:28:29,710
Urja
I'll be out on the streets.

1262
01:28:29,710 --> 01:28:31,335
And we'll be flat-broke.

1263
01:28:31,335 --> 01:28:36,751
I'm begging you,
don't tarnish my honor.

1264
01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:37,835
Forgive me.

1265
01:28:39,251 --> 01:28:42,626
You guys beg him too.
- Yes...

1266
01:28:42,626 --> 01:28:43,501
Come quickly.

1267
01:28:43,501 --> 01:28:44,418
Help me.

1268
01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:49,668
Come on, quickly.

1269
01:28:49,668 --> 01:28:50,710
Yes.

1270
01:28:50,710 --> 01:28:52,460
Everyone take their turban off.

1271
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:53,918
Urja .
- Say sorry.

1272
01:28:53,918 --> 01:28:55,876
Sorry...

1273
01:28:58,335 --> 01:29:01,293
Urja, take pity on these mute,
crippled and blind guys.

1274
01:29:01,293 --> 01:29:02,876
He'll see our faces.
- Hide your faces.

1275
01:29:03,126 --> 01:29:05,710
Look at their innocent faces.

1276
01:29:05,710 --> 01:29:07,376
Show him your faces.

1277
01:29:07,376 --> 01:29:08,876
Show it! Show it!

1278
01:29:12,835 --> 01:29:15,126
It's hard to make out who's blind,
mute or crippled.

1279
01:29:16,043 --> 01:29:18,376
Aren't you the same
guys I gave money to?

1280
01:29:18,668 --> 01:29:20,585
I'll forgive you on one condition.

1281
01:29:20,585 --> 01:29:21,501
What condition?

1282
01:29:21,876 --> 01:29:23,168
Marriage.

1283
01:29:23,168 --> 01:29:24,876
You want to marry Batook?

1284
01:29:26,543 --> 01:29:30,251
Not me...my three sons have
been waiting to get married

1285
01:29:30,710 --> 01:29:32,335
to Batook's daughters.

1286
01:29:33,751 --> 01:29:36,460
Let me call my sons.
My three tigers.

1287
01:29:36,460 --> 01:29:39,043
Rohan. Rishi. Rajeev.

1288
01:29:39,043 --> 01:29:40,335
Look straight blind one.

1289
01:29:54,085 --> 01:29:56,418
Papa... - Yes.
- Yes.

1290
01:29:56,418 --> 01:29:57,793
I was talking to Batook.

1291
01:29:57,793 --> 01:29:59,085
Say yes.

1292
01:30:00,085 --> 01:30:02,418
If we get married,
what about your heart attack?

1293
01:30:02,418 --> 01:30:03,751
What about your predictions?

1294
01:30:04,168 --> 01:30:06,585
I owe him 50 billion.

1295
01:30:06,585 --> 01:30:10,293
I'll have no future if I don't pay up,
so what will I do with the predictions?

1296
01:30:10,293 --> 01:30:12,751
Dad...
- Yes... - Yes.

1297
01:30:12,751 --> 01:30:14,543
I was talking to Urja sir.

1298
01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:15,876
Say yes.
- Yes.

1299
01:30:16,043 --> 01:30:17,876
Can we adorn the rings right here?

1300
01:30:17,876 --> 01:30:20,335
Yes, with your blessings,
we can do it now?

1301
01:30:21,751 --> 01:30:25,710
Mister...can we get some
time to repay the loan?

1302
01:30:27,043 --> 01:30:28,085
Fine.

1303
01:30:28,543 --> 01:30:30,085
10...
- Months.

1304
01:30:30,085 --> 01:30:30,626
That's a lot of time.

1305
01:30:30,626 --> 01:30:34,876
9...8...7...6...
- Cheating.

1306
01:30:34,876 --> 01:30:35,501
5...

1307
01:30:35,501 --> 01:30:36,043
Sir...

1308
01:30:36,710 --> 01:30:41,710
Sir...at least give them
10 days to repay the loan.

1309
01:30:42,085 --> 01:30:43,376
Please say yes, sir.

1310
01:30:43,376 --> 01:30:45,501
Please say yes, sir!
- Fine.

1311
01:30:46,001 --> 01:30:48,751
I'll give them a chance
to repay the loan.

1312
01:30:48,751 --> 01:30:51,543
But now... we'll stay with them.

1313
01:30:51,543 --> 01:30:56,460
Patel...for the next ten days,
your house is full.

1314
01:30:57,626 --> 01:30:58,835
Bloody dog.

1315
01:30:58,835 --> 01:31:00,626
Watch where you fall.

1316
01:31:03,335 --> 01:31:04,918
Hello Urja.

1317
01:31:04,918 --> 01:31:07,668
Patel, I've been
washed out before in life.

1318
01:31:07,668 --> 01:31:10,751
Betrayed?
- I mean apples, grapes...

1319
01:31:10,918 --> 01:31:12,293
I've washed them before I ate them.

1320
01:31:12,293 --> 01:31:13,710
They're all clean, right?
- Yes, of course.

1321
01:31:14,126 --> 01:31:16,293
A person should always be clean...

1322
01:31:16,293 --> 01:31:17,876
...even the movie is
named Dirty Picture.

1323
01:31:19,335 --> 01:31:20,835
Vidya Balan's...you didn't see it.?

1324
01:31:23,043 --> 01:31:26,293
Patel, I was thinking...

1325
01:32:02,543 --> 01:32:06,835
This '50 billion plan'
benefited you the most. Right?

1326
01:32:07,585 --> 01:32:10,335
Years later you finally
got your chance.

1327
01:32:11,501 --> 01:32:14,626
Patel, a drop can't quench
the thirst of the ocean.

1328
01:32:14,626 --> 01:32:17,335
How can I quench this
18 year old thirst in 10 days?

1329
01:32:18,418 --> 01:32:22,751
Batook, I hope these days go ASAP.
- As soon as possible?

1330
01:32:23,835 --> 01:32:26,710
As slow as possible. Slowly.

1331
01:32:27,793 --> 01:32:33,085
But Patel, whatever I went through
is because of that one man.

1332
01:32:33,626 --> 01:32:35,043
The one who got me arrested.

1333
01:32:35,293 --> 01:32:38,585
The day I find out
who that traitor is...

1334
01:32:38,585 --> 01:32:41,043
...he will D I E by my hands.

1335
01:32:41,876 --> 01:32:44,001
Full form?
- No full form.

1336
01:32:44,543 --> 01:32:46,251
He will die!

1337
01:32:58,543 --> 01:32:59,793
Come Urja.

1338
01:33:01,043 --> 01:33:04,543
You said you want to
keep an eye on them 24/7.

1339
01:33:04,543 --> 01:33:06,168
So I called everyone.

1340
01:33:06,168 --> 01:33:07,876
We'll have dinner together.

1341
01:33:08,251 --> 01:33:08,876
Start.

1342
01:33:12,168 --> 01:33:13,001
Thanks.

1343
01:33:16,668 --> 01:33:18,043
Margret, get the rice.

1344
01:33:23,293 --> 01:33:25,835
Let me get that for you.
- You're blind too, remember.

1345
01:33:32,293 --> 01:33:33,293
What happened?

1346
01:33:33,918 --> 01:33:36,335
Nothing, it was hurting.

1347
01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:53,001
Teddy.

1348
01:33:53,585 --> 01:33:54,918
If you don't mind me asking...

1349
01:33:55,210 --> 01:33:58,835
No offence, but...how did
this incident happen to you?

1350
01:34:00,001 --> 01:34:01,960
'L'm blind and mute.
What do I say now?'

1351
01:34:06,876 --> 01:34:08,793
Once on the clock...

1352
01:34:10,835 --> 01:34:12,668
No! GuyS, QUE/s"-

1353
01:34:12,668 --> 01:34:14,876
I mean once upon a time.

1354
01:34:17,460 --> 01:34:20,501
Teddy was giving his practical
exams at the chemistry lab.

1355
01:34:20,501 --> 01:34:24,876
And by mistake...
some acid fell in his eyes.

1356
01:34:25,168 --> 01:34:26,543
It pained so much...

1357
01:34:26,543 --> 01:34:28,335
...that he cried really loud all day.

1358
01:34:32,376 --> 01:34:36,251
'I see...acid in his eyes...
that's why he went blind.'

1359
01:34:37,168 --> 01:34:39,626
'I see...he lost his voice
because he cried out loud so much.'

1360
01:34:42,460 --> 01:34:44,043
And what happened with you, Sandy?

1361
01:34:50,085 --> 01:34:51,960
Behind the long clock...

1362
01:34:54,918 --> 01:34:58,543
Guys...long time back.

1363
01:35:00,001 --> 01:35:02,835
He met with an accident...

1364
01:35:02,835 --> 01:35:04,376
...while clicking a
photo on a terrace.

1365
01:35:04,835 --> 01:35:07,168
'Went blind taking pictures?"

1366
01:35:07,168 --> 01:35:09,251
'Became crippled taking pictures?"

1367
01:35:09,251 --> 01:35:12,751
Because... the poor guy was holding
the camera backwards.

1368
01:35:12,751 --> 01:35:13,876
The camera flashed in his eyes...

1369
01:35:14,043 --> 01:35:16,168
...and he fell down from the terrace.

1370
01:35:19,001 --> 01:35:19,876
'I see...'

1371
01:35:19,876 --> 01:35:21,751
'He went blind because of the flash.'

1372
01:35:21,751 --> 01:35:25,126
'He became crippled due
to falling from the terrace.'

1373
01:35:26,876 --> 01:35:29,293
You guys told us about these two.

1374
01:35:30,001 --> 01:35:33,543
But what is Bunty's story?

1375
01:35:34,085 --> 01:35:35,710
Why don't you tell us, mister?

1376
01:35:36,085 --> 01:35:38,043
Or will someone else tell us?

1377
01:35:40,710 --> 01:35:42,626
'She will save me.'

1378
01:35:46,335 --> 01:35:47,668
The clock stopped.

1379
01:35:50,335 --> 01:35:53,418
Hey guys...time stopped.

1380
01:35:55,460 --> 01:35:56,793
When I got the news that some goon...

1381
01:35:57,376 --> 01:36:03,876
Some goon shot him with a knife.

1382
01:36:05,335 --> 01:36:08,793
I picked him up in a hospital...
and took him to the ambulance.

1383
01:36:09,168 --> 01:36:12,376
'This crazy girl is
going to get me killed.'

1384
01:36:12,376 --> 01:36:15,126
But there... his father got his mother.

1385
01:36:15,668 --> 01:36:19,835
But his mother didn't get his father.

1386
01:36:19,835 --> 01:36:21,543
What nonsense are you saying?

1387
01:36:23,835 --> 01:36:24,918
Don't hide it.

1388
01:36:25,210 --> 01:36:27,376
Don't hide anything from them.

1389
01:36:27,376 --> 01:36:29,751
If you can't say it, then let me.

1390
01:36:29,751 --> 01:36:30,876
I'll tell them.

1391
01:36:30,876 --> 01:36:34,626
This happened when he was still...
in his mother's womb.

1392
01:36:34,793 --> 01:36:36,918
Like a cowboy's lasso,
the umbilical chord...

1393
01:36:36,918 --> 01:36:39,501
...wrapped around his neck first,
and then his legs.

1394
01:36:39,876 --> 01:36:42,001
And you all know what
happened with him next?

1395
01:36:42,168 --> 01:36:44,710
What makes me sad is that...

1396
01:36:45,793 --> 01:36:48,001
...you called us handicapped
guys at the dining table...

1397
01:36:48,668 --> 01:36:51,876
...and want to hear stories
about how we became handicapped!

1398
01:36:52,210 --> 01:36:54,876
If you want to hear stories,
then I'll tell you one.

1399
01:36:55,626 --> 01:36:58,501
I had a friend, Ashok Fitnis.

1400
01:36:59,168 --> 01:37:03,293
Poor guy didn't have both arms,
both legs, one eye...

1401
01:37:03,918 --> 01:37:05,710
...and he had just one hobby.

1402
01:37:07,168 --> 01:37:08,501
To travel.

1403
01:37:08,793 --> 01:37:12,793
His family once took
him to Mahabaleshwar...

1404
01:37:12,793 --> 01:37:14,126
...in a plastic bag.

1405
01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:19,043
While showing him the valleys,
the bag tore...

1406
01:37:19,043 --> 01:37:20,835
...and he fell in the valley.

1407
01:37:21,126 --> 01:37:24,210
And he was no more.

1408
01:37:25,126 --> 01:37:27,751
I'll tell you all more stories.
- Enough! Enough!

1409
01:37:28,001 --> 01:37:30,668
What kind of stories is he telling?
- Enough.

1410
01:37:30,668 --> 01:37:31,876
They are getting
very emotional.

1411
01:37:31,876 --> 01:37:33,376
How much salt are you going
to throw on our wounds; - Please.

1412
01:37:33,376 --> 01:37:35,710
You've emptied the entire shaker
already? - Come.. Let's go girls

1413
01:37:35,710 --> 01:37:38,668
Please...let's give them some space.
- Listen...listen to my story.

1414
01:37:38,668 --> 01:37:40,168
Listen!

1415
01:37:45,335 --> 01:37:46,501
We're in deep trouble.

1416
01:37:46,835 --> 01:37:48,710
We've only 10 days...
- 9!

1417
01:37:50,210 --> 01:37:52,626
Now we must pay
50 billion in 9 days.

1418
01:37:52,626 --> 01:37:53,751
And on top of this, that Rohan...

1419
01:37:53,751 --> 01:37:55,585
He was touching my sister-in-law
in all the wrong places.

1420
01:37:55,585 --> 01:37:57,668
I am very panty about her.
- What?

1421
01:37:57,668 --> 01:37:59,501
I mean senti about her.

1422
01:37:59,501 --> 01:38:00,668
Shut up you two.

1423
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:04,668
What can two cripples, two blind
and two mute guys do in this house?

1424
01:38:05,043 --> 01:38:06,085
Sh,'

1425
01:38:06,085 --> 01:38:07,626
There's a lot we can do.

1426
01:38:08,626 --> 01:38:09,793
I have a plan.

1427
01:38:12,335 --> 01:38:13,418
Who's out there?

1428
01:38:16,918 --> 01:38:18,626
Urja, you're still awake.

1429
01:38:21,376 --> 01:38:22,043
Both of them are coming.

1430
01:38:22,043 --> 01:38:23,085
Who's blind, who's mute?...

1431
01:38:23,293 --> 01:38:24,043
<i>.-_</i>

1432
01:38:24,043 --> 01:38:25,001
Give me the cane.

1433
01:38:25,001 --> 01:38:26,085
He's crippled not me.

1434
01:38:27,085 --> 01:38:28,251
What's up?

1435
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:48,626
What are you guys doing?

1436
01:38:48,626 --> 01:38:50,960
It's 'Janmastami'
(Indian Festival) in India.

1437
01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:53,668
Ancl this is the only
way we can celebrate it.

1438
01:38:53,668 --> 01:38:55,043
"Gopala below."

1439
01:38:55,043 --> 01:38:56,418
"Gopala in the middle."

1440
01:38:56,418 --> 01:38:59,001
"And Gopala on the top."

1441
01:39:00,335 --> 01:39:05,376
'There's a commotion all over town."

1442
01:39:05,376 --> 01:39:07,710
"Here comes Krishna of Brij..."

1443
01:39:07,710 --> 01:39:11,126
"...take care of your pots."

1444
01:39:11,126 --> 01:39:13,251
"Govinda!"

1445
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:18,793
<i>Guys---9uY5---</i>

1446
01:39:19,001 --> 01:39:19,668
Guys...

1447
01:39:20,501 --> 01:39:21,501
Guys, please.

1448
01:39:21,918 --> 01:39:23,001
Please...guys.

1449
01:39:23,001 --> 01:39:23,376
Listen...

1450
01:39:23,543 --> 01:39:24,501
What's the plan?

1451
01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:27,501
Guys. Guys.

1452
01:39:27,501 --> 01:39:29,543
Guys, listen to me!

1453
01:39:31,585 --> 01:39:33,293
We've come up with a plan.

1454
01:39:33,835 --> 01:39:36,001
It will clear the debt...

1455
01:39:36,293 --> 01:39:37,960
...and get those three villain
out of our lives.

1456
01:39:38,376 --> 01:39:41,918
Jenny, tomorrow is the St.
Patrick's Beer Festival at Wembley.

1457
01:39:41,918 --> 01:39:44,710
We'll call Urja's boys
there and get them drunk.

1458
01:39:44,710 --> 01:39:46,876
And as soon as we get our chance,
we'll reward them.

1459
01:39:46,876 --> 01:39:47,751
Meaning?

1460
01:39:47,751 --> 01:39:50,043
Meaning Rajeev, Rohan and Rishi...

1461
01:39:50,418 --> 01:39:54,585
You all have got to sleep with them.

1462
01:39:54,585 --> 01:39:55,376
What?

1463
01:39:55,376 --> 01:39:56,668
I mean seduce them.

1464
01:39:56,668 --> 01:39:58,251
Listen to me.
- No way.

1465
01:39:58,251 --> 01:39:59,376
It's really simple...

1466
01:39:59,376 --> 01:40:00,585
Why did you slap me?

1467
01:40:00,585 --> 01:40:01,793
You're always hitting me.

1468
01:40:01,793 --> 01:40:02,876
Listen to me!

1469
01:40:40,876 --> 01:40:45,501
"We're going to dance all night..."

1470
01:40:49,543 --> 01:40:51,626
"We're going to dance all night..."

1471
01:40:51,626 --> 01:40:53,501
"...with our feet in the air."

1472
01:41:00,585 --> 01:41:03,335
"We're going to dance all night..."

1473
01:41:03,335 --> 01:41:05,251
"...with our feet in the air."

1474
01:41:05,251 --> 01:41:07,251
"Everyone drunk today..."

1475
01:41:07,251 --> 01:41:09,168
"...with our feet in the air."

1476
01:41:09,168 --> 01:41:12,793
"Switch off the lights... tom,
dick and harry."

1477
01:41:12,793 --> 01:41:16,585
"Steal this moment,
don't think you silly."

1478
01:41:16,876 --> 01:41:19,043
"Every part of your
body's going to rock..."

1479
01:41:19,043 --> 01:41:20,668
"...with our feet in the air."

1480
01:41:21,126 --> 01:41:22,876
"We're going to dance all night..."

1481
01:41:22,876 --> 01:41:24,835
"...with our feet in the air."

1482
01:41:44,043 --> 01:41:46,126
"l am a bottle of wine..."

1483
01:41:46,126 --> 01:41:48,043
"...that's completely intoxicating."

1484
01:41:48,043 --> 01:41:51,876
"All the guys want a piece of me."

1485
01:41:51,876 --> 01:41:53,918
"l am cutie-cutie..."

1486
01:41:53,918 --> 01:41:55,918
"And a little naughty."

1487
01:41:55,918 --> 01:41:59,335
"You and me have a great chemistry."

1488
01:41:59,335 --> 01:42:01,710
"You're divine baby."

1489
01:42:01,876 --> 01:42:03,751
"Always hitting on me, baby."

1490
01:42:03,751 --> 01:42:07,460
"l feel so fine, fine, fine."

1491
01:42:07,835 --> 01:42:11,376
"Let's dance like Govinda..."

1492
01:42:14,876 --> 01:42:17,668
"Let's dance like Govinda..."

1493
01:42:17,668 --> 01:42:19,501
"...with our feet in the air."

1494
01:42:19,668 --> 01:42:21,501
"Let's dance like Govinda..."

1495
01:42:21,668 --> 01:42:23,543
"...with our feet in the air."

1496
01:42:23,543 --> 01:42:25,543
"Everyone drunk today..."

1497
01:42:25,543 --> 01:42:27,501
"...with our feet in the air."

1498
01:43:06,085 --> 01:43:07,543
"Don't stop me."

1499
01:43:08,168 --> 01:43:09,418
"l want to dance."

1500
01:43:10,168 --> 01:43:12,085
"Put up your hand,
the music's playing loud."

1501
01:43:12,085 --> 01:43:14,085
"l am going to dance all night."

1502
01:43:14,085 --> 01:43:15,335
"Don't stop me."

1503
01:43:16,001 --> 01:43:17,251
"l want to dance."

1504
01:43:18,001 --> 01:43:20,085
"Put up your hand,
the music's playing loud."

1505
01:43:20,085 --> 01:43:22,335
"l am going to dance all night."

1506
01:43:22,335 --> 01:43:24,085
"The place is houseful..."

1507
01:43:24,251 --> 01:43:26,126
"...DJ raise the sound."

1508
01:43:26,126 --> 01:43:29,668
"Sway that waist all you like."

1509
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:33,585
"Let's shake that waist..."

1510
01:43:37,085 --> 01:43:39,918
"Let's shake that waist..."

1511
01:43:39,918 --> 01:43:41,751
"...with our feet in the air."

1512
01:43:41,751 --> 01:43:43,751
"Let's shake that waist..."

1513
01:43:43,751 --> 01:43:45,668
"...with our feet in the air."

1514
01:43:45,668 --> 01:43:49,668
"Switch off the lights... tom,
dick and harry."

1515
01:43:49,668 --> 01:43:53,251
"Steal this moment,
don't think you silly."

1516
01:43:53,418 --> 01:43:55,585
"Every part of your
body's going to rock..."

1517
01:43:55,585 --> 01:43:57,335
"...with our feet in the air."

1518
01:43:57,501 --> 01:43:59,376
"We're going to dance all night..."

1519
01:43:59,376 --> 01:44:01,376
"...with our feet in the air."

1520
01:44:01,376 --> 01:44:03,960
"We're going to dance all night..."

1521
01:44:05,293 --> 01:44:07,210
"...with our feet in the air."

1522
01:44:07,210 --> 01:44:09,210
"We're going to dance all night..."

1523
01:44:09,210 --> 01:44:11,168
"...with our feet in the air."

1524
01:44:35,251 --> 01:44:37,543
Would you guys like
something to drink? No?

1525
01:44:38,210 --> 01:44:41,001
Margret, get me some kokum juice.

1526
01:44:42,001 --> 01:44:44,085
We found some good boys.
- Didn't I tell you so?

1527
01:44:44,085 --> 01:44:46,085
Guys, next monsoon...

1528
01:44:46,085 --> 01:44:48,251
...your sister-in-Iaw will be mom soon.

1529
01:44:48,251 --> 01:44:49,960
What? You too?

1530
01:44:50,501 --> 01:44:53,835
You mean, last night...
- With Gracy.

1531
01:44:53,835 --> 01:44:56,835
Even I do the right
things in the dark.

1532
01:44:57,126 --> 01:44:58,251
Cheers.

1533
01:44:58,251 --> 01:44:59,335
Do you know how?
- How?

1534
01:44:59,793 --> 01:45:00,543
Like this!

1535
01:45:01,293 --> 01:45:02,126
Blindfold?

1536
01:45:04,168 --> 01:45:04,710
Handcuff?

1537
01:45:07,293 --> 01:45:07,751
Whip?

1538
01:45:08,835 --> 01:45:10,710
But how do you know?

1539
01:45:11,918 --> 01:45:13,876
Because last night you three...

1540
01:45:14,043 --> 01:45:16,960
...slept with these three.

1541
01:45:17,335 --> 01:45:18,585
After you got drunk.

1542
01:45:19,168 --> 01:45:22,376
And this calls for...Papa! Urja!

1543
01:45:22,376 --> 01:45:24,251
Ganga! Jamuna! Saraswati!

1544
01:45:24,793 --> 01:45:26,876
Papa...sir...

1545
01:45:26,876 --> 01:45:31,085
Last night your three
sons slept with the housemaids.

1546
01:45:33,585 --> 01:45:37,293
No, no, we...we...didn't want
to sleep with them.

1547
01:45:37,293 --> 01:45:38,418
Right!

1548
01:45:38,418 --> 01:45:40,251
They wanted to sleep with us.

1549
01:45:40,251 --> 01:45:43,001
And that too before the wedding papa!

1550
01:45:45,793 --> 01:45:47,418
So these are the guys
you were advocating for.

1551
01:45:52,168 --> 01:45:55,001
Batook sir, now we want justice!

1552
01:45:55,001 --> 01:45:57,960
Compensation or rape charges!

1553
01:45:57,960 --> 01:45:58,960
Yes!

1554
01:46:02,043 --> 01:46:04,876
My advice is that you su-su on them.

1555
01:46:05,168 --> 01:46:07,585
I mean...sue them twice.

1556
01:46:07,585 --> 01:46:10,210
Once for rape,
and once for compensation.

1557
01:46:10,210 --> 01:46:10,960
Sue-sue!

1558
01:46:11,335 --> 01:46:14,835
Urja...take my advice...
and give them 5000... - Billion.

1559
01:46:15,001 --> 01:46:16,460
50 billion!

1560
01:46:16,460 --> 01:46:17,960
Have you lost it?

1561
01:46:18,126 --> 01:46:20,418
First ask for your 50 billion.
- Oh yes.

1562
01:46:20,710 --> 01:46:23,043
First give me my 50 billion.

1563
01:46:23,043 --> 01:46:24,210
Let's sit down and make a deal.

1564
01:46:24,376 --> 01:46:25,210
No need to point...

1565
01:46:25,210 --> 01:46:26,876
'He's mute, how can he...'

1566
01:46:26,876 --> 01:46:27,626
I did.

1567
01:46:29,043 --> 01:46:29,876
Should I say it again?

1568
01:46:31,126 --> 01:46:34,335
Let's sit down and make a deal;
no need to point.

1569
01:46:34,335 --> 01:46:35,376
Mimicw artist.

1570
01:46:35,376 --> 01:46:36,585
'Oh, Sandy said it.'

1571
01:46:36,585 --> 01:46:37,751
'Hold on...Sandy's blind.'

1572
01:46:37,918 --> 01:46:39,126
'How did he see his finger?'

1573
01:46:39,126 --> 01:46:41,126
There were two of them.

1574
01:46:41,126 --> 01:46:42,001
One spoke and the other saw.

1575
01:46:42,168 --> 01:46:43,710
Come back to the 50 billion.

1576
01:46:43,710 --> 01:46:44,960
How did the mute guy speak?

1577
01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:47,835
I did. I did.

1578
01:46:48,418 --> 01:46:50,251
I said come back to
the topic of 50 billion.

1579
01:46:50,918 --> 01:46:53,085
It's really simple, Urja.
- Did you see?

1580
01:46:53,085 --> 01:46:54,501
I am blind.

1581
01:46:54,668 --> 01:46:56,085
Do I have to explain?

1582
01:46:56,543 --> 01:46:58,168
Now listen carefully, Urja.

1583
01:46:58,460 --> 01:47:01,126
You have to take 50 billion from him.

1584
01:47:01,335 --> 01:47:02,126
Right?

1585
01:47:02,126 --> 01:47:05,335
And you've to compensate
50 billion to the girls...

1586
01:47:05,335 --> 01:47:07,918
...because of your sons
misadventures last night.

1587
01:47:07,918 --> 01:47:09,668
So papa will transfer
it in the maids' accounts.

1588
01:47:09,668 --> 01:47:10,793
So considered that settled.

1589
01:47:10,793 --> 01:47:11,876
He'll pay them.

1590
01:47:12,085 --> 01:47:13,293
End of the matter, right?

1591
01:47:13,293 --> 01:47:15,668
Papa...sir...
- Who said that?

1592
01:47:15,668 --> 01:47:19,960
All we know is we don't
love your sons, we love them.

1593
01:47:22,418 --> 01:47:23,418
Enough!

1594
01:47:24,251 --> 01:47:26,335
Now there's going to be two weddings.

1595
01:47:26,335 --> 01:47:29,376
First, my sons will marry the maids.

1596
01:47:29,376 --> 01:47:30,626
Yes!

1597
01:47:30,918 --> 01:47:34,293
And Batook's daughters
will marry these poor chaps.

1598
01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:40,001
Yes!
- Put me down, put me down!

1599
01:47:52,376 --> 01:47:55,876
Sarah, now tell us
why you brought us here?

1600
01:47:56,043 --> 01:47:58,626
I know, the girls
are getting desperate.

1601
01:47:58,626 --> 01:48:00,001
Even two days are too much for them.

1602
01:48:00,001 --> 01:48:01,710
They want to get married today, right?

1603
01:48:02,085 --> 01:48:05,168
Guys...we're not getting married.

1604
01:48:05,918 --> 01:48:08,585
Today we want to confess
something in church.

1605
01:48:09,126 --> 01:48:10,835
I think you should come with us.

1606
01:48:14,793 --> 01:48:16,043
What confession?

1607
01:48:19,543 --> 01:48:21,960
I think it's an old affair.

1608
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:23,376
What are you saying?

1609
01:48:23,376 --> 01:48:24,543
- 100 percent, come on.
- Come.

1610
01:48:50,460 --> 01:48:55,376
God...we're going to be starting
a new life from tomorrow.

1611
01:48:56,543 --> 01:48:58,043
We're going to be getting married.

1612
01:49:01,293 --> 01:49:05,335
But this morning...something happened...

1613
01:49:06,876 --> 01:49:11,251
...with Sarah's special kids,

1614
01:49:11,626 --> 01:49:17,043
her, Jenny, me.
All 3 of us really got disturbed.

1615
01:49:19,376 --> 01:49:20,960
There's one boy, Simon.

1616
01:49:23,418 --> 01:49:25,126
He has a problem with his leg.

1617
01:49:27,876 --> 01:49:29,835
Some boys teased him.

1618
01:49:30,210 --> 01:49:32,793
They made fun of
him because of his leg.

1619
01:49:32,793 --> 01:49:33,876
Made fun of him.

1620
01:49:35,335 --> 01:49:38,293
The moment I asked them,
those boys started lying.

1621
01:49:38,293 --> 01:49:39,876
That we didn't imitate him.

1622
01:49:40,460 --> 01:49:43,960
I made them realize that
they were completely wrong.

1623
01:49:45,501 --> 01:49:48,335
They were not only mocking
Simon for being handicapped...

1624
01:49:48,335 --> 01:49:50,043
...but also lying.

1625
01:49:51,293 --> 01:49:57,335
And then...when Sarah told us,
what happened with her...

1626
01:49:58,668 --> 01:50:05,043
...we three realized that we've
been doing the same thing with papa.

1627
01:50:05,626 --> 01:50:07,668
We've been pretending too.

1628
01:50:08,501 --> 01:50:10,876
We've been lying to papa as well.

1629
01:50:11,085 --> 01:50:14,085
And that is why we're
all here to confess.

1630
01:50:15,335 --> 01:50:18,585
God, we really love each other...

1631
01:50:18,751 --> 01:50:22,251
...but we've committed a very big sin.

1632
01:50:23,501 --> 01:50:25,335
I don't know whether
You'll forgive us or not.

1633
01:50:25,335 --> 01:50:27,293
He will forgive you my children.

1634
01:50:28,376 --> 01:50:32,835
Because whatever you have done,
you've done it for one reason.

1635
01:50:33,293 --> 01:50:36,126
And that is love. Real love.

1636
01:50:38,626 --> 01:50:40,460
So He will forgive you.

1637
01:50:41,210 --> 01:50:44,876
It would've been wrong
if you had done these things...

1638
01:50:44,876 --> 01:50:46,210
...for greed.

1639
01:50:49,460 --> 01:50:50,626
For money.

1640
01:50:54,251 --> 01:50:56,710
Or for other worldly desires.

1641
01:51:00,918 --> 01:51:03,876
But you did it for true love.

1642
01:51:05,168 --> 01:51:08,585
God will bless you my children.

1643
01:51:21,585 --> 01:51:29,126
"My mind's here,
but my heart's somewhere else."

1644
01:51:29,126 --> 01:51:40,043
"Everything is fair,
in love and war."

1645
01:51:41,876 --> 01:51:43,335
"Papa."

1646
01:51:45,376 --> 01:51:46,835
"Papa."

1647
01:51:46,835 --> 01:51:50,710
"My emotions are shaken up."

1648
01:51:53,918 --> 01:51:57,751
"Like a banana's been peeled."

1649
01:52:00,460 --> 01:52:04,126
"My emotions are shaken up."

1650
01:52:04,126 --> 01:52:07,585
"Like a banana's been peeled."

1651
01:52:07,585 --> 01:52:10,085
"Love has shaken up up."

1652
01:52:10,085 --> 01:52:11,793
"Papa."

1653
01:52:12,085 --> 01:52:15,710
"lt was so fake..."

1654
01:52:16,085 --> 01:52:19,126
"My love...my love."

1655
01:52:19,126 --> 01:52:22,876
"Now it seems divine."

1656
01:52:23,043 --> 01:52:26,168
"My love...my love."

1657
01:52:26,168 --> 01:52:29,543
"lt was so fake..."

1658
01:52:29,543 --> 01:52:32,751
"My love...my love."

1659
01:52:32,751 --> 01:52:36,335
"Now it seems divine."

1660
01:52:36,335 --> 01:52:40,001
"My love...my love."

1661
01:52:43,085 --> 01:52:44,418
Hey, pass the ball.

1662
01:52:46,835 --> 01:52:49,001
What's wrong with you?
- Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

1663
01:52:49,001 --> 01:52:52,710
"Love is such a scoundrel."

1664
01:52:52,710 --> 01:52:55,668
"Makes you sweat."

1665
01:52:55,668 --> 01:53:02,960
"Makes your life difficult."

1666
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:08,501
"From heaven I've been
pushed to hell." - Open. Open.

1667
01:53:09,751 --> 01:53:13,210
"From heaven I've
been pushed to hell."

1668
01:53:13,210 --> 01:53:15,210
"We played the game of love."

1669
01:53:15,210 --> 01:53:16,876
Open up, hurry up in there.

1670
01:53:17,043 --> 01:53:17,626
I can't control it.

1671
01:53:17,626 --> 01:53:19,085
"Papa."

1672
01:53:19,543 --> 01:53:23,210
"lt was so fake..."

1673
01:53:23,210 --> 01:53:26,585
"My love...my love."

1674
01:53:26,585 --> 01:53:30,043
"Now it seems divine."

1675
01:53:30,043 --> 01:53:33,001
"My love...my love."

1676
01:53:33,001 --> 01:53:34,251
"Papa."

1677
01:53:34,835 --> 01:53:38,376
"lt was so fake..."

1678
01:53:38,376 --> 01:53:41,710
"My love...my love."

1679
01:53:41,876 --> 01:53:45,751
"Now it seems divine."

1680
01:53:45,751 --> 01:53:47,418
"My love...my love."

1681
01:53:47,418 --> 01:53:48,585
"Papa."

1682
01:53:52,626 --> 01:53:55,876
Let's go and tell
the girls the truth.

1683
01:53:56,918 --> 01:53:59,251
That till date
we did everything for money.

1684
01:54:01,126 --> 01:54:02,835
And that we actually love them.

1685
01:54:05,918 --> 01:54:06,460
Come on.

1686
01:54:07,710 --> 01:54:08,793
Jenny just messaged me.

1687
01:54:09,293 --> 01:54:10,293
She called us at the wax factory.

1688
01:54:10,751 --> 01:54:14,543
Jenny lovingly made some
wax statue for me.

1689
01:54:15,001 --> 01:54:16,210
And the three girls are coming there.

1690
01:54:16,751 --> 01:54:17,793
So let's go there.

1691
01:54:17,793 --> 01:54:18,751
We'll tell them everything clearly.

1692
01:54:18,751 --> 01:54:19,418
Come on.

1693
01:54:23,876 --> 01:54:26,293
Oh God, what a place.

1694
01:54:26,293 --> 01:54:27,418
Rock!

1695
01:54:27,418 --> 01:54:28,501
Jackie Chan.

1696
01:54:28,751 --> 01:54:31,835
Your Ronaldo.
-Yeah.

1697
01:54:37,501 --> 01:54:38,335
Teddy.

1698
01:54:38,876 --> 01:54:40,585
Your statue looks so real.

1699
01:54:44,793 --> 01:54:45,793
Who's that with his legs in the air?

1700
01:54:46,168 --> 01:54:47,543
That's Tiger Shroff.

1701
01:54:49,043 --> 01:54:50,460
What nonsense do you keep saying?

1702
01:55:04,668 --> 01:55:06,793
Must admit you three
played really well...

1703
01:55:07,085 --> 01:55:10,710
By pretending to be blind,
mute and crippled.

1704
01:55:11,001 --> 01:55:13,126
Rajeev, the real fun begins now...

1705
01:55:13,876 --> 01:55:17,751
...when we beat these
normal guys to death.

1706
01:55:18,210 --> 01:55:19,460
Hey...

1707
01:55:20,043 --> 01:55:22,418
He can single-handedly
deal with all of you.

1708
01:55:23,251 --> 01:55:26,376
Ladies and Gentlemen, to my right...

1709
01:55:26,376 --> 01:55:28,626
...weighing 188 pounds.

1710
01:55:28,626 --> 01:55:32,168
And to my left, standing 6 feet tall.

1711
01:55:32,168 --> 01:55:35,585
The brawler,
the kicker...the footballer...

1712
01:55:35,585 --> 01:55:38,668
The junkyard's junk.

1713
01:55:40,168 --> 01:55:43,376
I mean the player of all players.

1714
01:55:43,376 --> 01:55:44,251
Sorry...

1715
01:55:44,251 --> 01:55:46,751
And he's going to...

1716
01:55:46,751 --> 01:55:47,960
0ne...two...

1717
01:55:48,418 --> 01:55:52,126
"Your mother-sister...
Mother-sister... Mother-sister..."

1718
01:55:53,460 --> 01:55:57,168
All you guys will get beat up.
Sandy will slap you all so hard.

1719
01:55:57,168 --> 01:55:58,876
With backward legs,
you all will reach Khandala's hills.

1720
01:55:59,085 --> 01:56:01,501
"Your mother-sister...
Mother-sister... Mother-sister..."

1721
01:56:12,043 --> 01:56:12,793
Let's sit.

1722
01:56:12,793 --> 01:56:14,168
Do you have some snacks?

1723
01:56:17,043 --> 01:56:17,876
Popcorn.

1724
01:56:24,085 --> 01:56:26,251
What's wrong with this Indian?

1725
01:56:26,251 --> 01:56:27,626
"Indian!"

1726
01:56:30,001 --> 01:56:31,251
No!

1727
01:56:31,751 --> 01:56:34,585
No, no, no, he said lndica.
- He said Indiana Jones.

1728
01:56:34,585 --> 01:56:36,668
He said Indonesia.
- He said Indigo.

1729
01:56:36,668 --> 01:56:39,251
Guys...guys...l am okay.

1730
01:56:40,251 --> 01:56:42,293
Thank God,
but he didn't say Indian.

1731
01:56:44,668 --> 01:56:45,668
You dog!

1732
01:56:47,876 --> 01:56:50,085
Now you two will get beaten up.

1733
01:56:50,751 --> 01:56:52,835
No, I won't let my friends die.

1734
01:56:52,835 --> 01:56:53,876
Sandy...

1735
01:56:54,126 --> 01:56:56,335
lam gonna let you two die.

1736
01:57:00,376 --> 01:57:01,293
Save us.

1737
01:57:03,751 --> 01:57:04,418
Save us.

1738
01:57:07,501 --> 01:57:08,751
He's hurting himself.

1739
01:57:12,793 --> 01:57:13,626
Keep saying lndian..

1740
01:57:13,835 --> 01:57:14,585
Save me.

1741
01:57:14,876 --> 01:57:16,043
Sundi, stop.

1742
01:57:16,626 --> 01:57:17,960
Sundi is going to knock you out.

1743
01:57:19,210 --> 01:57:20,751
Sundi will ring your bell.

1744
01:57:22,418 --> 01:57:23,585
Save me.

1745
01:57:31,876 --> 01:57:33,668
No Sundi, for my sake.

1746
01:57:53,751 --> 01:57:54,793
You dog.

1747
01:57:54,793 --> 01:57:56,085
"Let me go home...

1748
01:57:56,793 --> 01:57:57,751
"Let me go home...

1749
01:57:57,751 --> 01:57:58,585
One minute.

1750
01:57:58,876 --> 01:58:00,710
"Let me go home...

1751
01:58:00,710 --> 01:58:02,751
"Let me go home... - What are you doing?

1752
01:58:03,126 --> 01:58:04,668
"Let me go home...

1753
01:58:05,126 --> 01:58:06,585
"Let me go home...

1754
01:58:18,001 --> 01:58:19,335
Now you're dead, Sandy.

1755
01:58:29,960 --> 01:58:30,876
Michael.

1756
01:58:31,626 --> 01:58:37,543
I am saved. I am saved. I saved.

1757
01:58:49,668 --> 01:58:56,585
No! - "l beloved,
can't live without you."

1758
01:59:02,668 --> 01:59:03,793
Are you okay?

1759
01:59:05,626 --> 01:59:10,043
Come. - "l beloved,
can't live without you."

1760
01:59:11,210 --> 01:59:13,335
Now this has become personal.

1761
01:59:28,293 --> 01:59:30,418
What's this message?

1762
01:59:33,418 --> 01:59:35,043
Those three are normal?

1763
01:59:42,960 --> 01:59:44,418
Are you mad?

1764
01:59:48,626 --> 01:59:49,501
Who is it?

1765
02:00:12,835 --> 02:00:15,793
Boys...boys...it's me, your daddy.

1766
02:00:15,793 --> 02:00:16,751
Let's get out of here...

1767
02:00:16,751 --> 02:00:20,668
...and go tell Urja Nagre that
these three are not handicapped.

1768
02:00:23,418 --> 02:00:28,418
Wow...wax statues of
you three as well. Superb.

1769
02:00:31,918 --> 02:00:35,543
You made Urja Nagre
your sons' dad only for wealth.

1770
02:00:35,918 --> 02:00:38,626
Now we'll go tell Urja.

1771
02:00:38,626 --> 02:00:41,751
And Urja Nagre will
come here and take your pee!

1772
02:00:41,751 --> 02:00:43,626
I mean...he will settle his score.

1773
02:00:43,626 --> 02:00:47,543
Hold on...if you squeal on us,
we're dead.

1774
02:00:47,543 --> 02:00:50,168
But if we expose you,
you three are dead too.

1775
02:00:50,168 --> 02:00:53,793
So the deal is...you guys
can marry Urja Nagre's daughters...

1776
02:00:53,793 --> 02:00:57,418
...but we want equal
shares in his wealth.

1777
02:00:58,501 --> 02:01:02,335
Batook Patel,
I want every penny accounted for.

1778
02:01:02,668 --> 02:01:03,918
Here's the calculator.

1779
02:01:03,918 --> 02:01:06,210
So...the wealth's worth 50 billion.

1780
02:01:06,210 --> 02:01:08,085
Divided into <i>7</i> shares.

1781
02:01:08,918 --> 02:01:10,210
That comes to...

1782
02:01:10,210 --> 02:01:12,293
Around <i>7</i> billion each.

1783
02:01:12,293 --> 02:01:13,918
Divide by s.
- Why s?

1784
02:01:13,918 --> 02:01:15,335
There's two of me.
- Huh!

1785
02:01:15,335 --> 02:01:16,543
Sundi and Sandy.

1786
02:01:16,543 --> 02:01:19,793
What nonsense...
- Should I call Urja?

1787
02:01:20,960 --> 02:01:22,710
Divide by s.

1788
02:01:22,710 --> 02:01:23,835
So that's...

1789
02:01:23,835 --> 02:01:26,085
50 divide by 8...

1790
02:01:26,085 --> 02:01:28,335
6 billion per head.

1791
02:01:28,335 --> 02:01:29,876
One minute.

1792
02:01:32,335 --> 02:01:35,793
I'm a chef for the world,
but actually...

1793
02:01:35,793 --> 02:01:39,751
...l am an undercover FBI agent.

1794
02:01:43,376 --> 02:01:45,960
L'm joking!

1795
02:01:45,960 --> 02:01:47,460
"Pasta."

1796
02:01:47,460 --> 02:01:49,460
I received a message
that you're all here.

1797
02:01:49,460 --> 02:01:52,335
Now I want equal share in the money.

1798
02:01:52,751 --> 02:01:54,918
50 billion divide by 9.

1799
02:01:54,918 --> 02:01:55,418
That means...

1800
02:01:55,418 --> 02:01:57,210
5 billion each.

1801
02:01:57,793 --> 02:01:59,835
Hey, one minute.

1802
02:02:05,168 --> 02:02:06,876
10, 11, 12...

1803
02:02:06,876 --> 02:02:08,251
Divide by 12.

1804
02:02:08,543 --> 02:02:10,376
4 billion each.

1805
02:02:10,376 --> 02:02:14,210
Hey...don't divide by 12,
divide by 15.

1806
02:02:14,376 --> 02:02:15,210
Why?

1807
02:02:15,210 --> 02:02:18,418
We have your sons' babies in our womb.

1808
02:02:18,418 --> 02:02:19,293
Yeah.

1809
02:02:19,293 --> 02:02:20,668
Womb?

1810
02:02:22,418 --> 02:02:23,210
Idiot.

1811
02:02:23,210 --> 02:02:26,418
- Rascals, you learned to ride a bike,
but not to wear a helmet.

1812
02:02:26,418 --> 02:02:28,418
Batook, congratulations.

1813
02:02:28,418 --> 02:02:29,335
You've become a grandfather.

1814
02:02:31,793 --> 02:02:33,335
Whatever! 13, 14, 15.

1815
02:02:33,710 --> 02:02:36,668
3 billion each!

1816
02:02:36,668 --> 02:02:39,210
Great.

1817
02:02:39,376 --> 02:02:42,376
I worked so hard for 15 years,
only to get 3 billion...

1818
02:02:42,376 --> 02:02:44,210
Sorry, Mr. Rajnikant.

1819
02:02:44,210 --> 02:02:47,168
Did you hear?
Do you want a share too?

1820
02:02:47,168 --> 02:02:48,001
Speak up.

1821
02:02:48,835 --> 02:02:52,626
0h...Mr. Obama. You heard it too.

1822
02:02:52,626 --> 02:02:54,335
Do you want a share as well?

1823
02:02:55,335 --> 02:02:57,418
And what are you looking at?

1824
02:02:57,418 --> 02:02:58,668
You got your share!

1825
02:03:00,626 --> 02:03:04,418
Urja. Your statue.

1826
02:03:04,876 --> 02:03:05,835
What are you looking at?

1827
02:03:05,835 --> 02:03:07,335
We're splitting your money only.

1828
02:03:07,501 --> 02:03:11,085
You always keep saying BJK...ATM...etc...

1829
02:03:19,043 --> 02:03:25,043
I saw Saraswati's picture
on Bunty's laptop.

1830
02:03:25,710 --> 02:03:27,168
And while watching it...

1831
02:03:27,168 --> 02:03:29,251
"Listen what say Mr. Bachchan."

1832
02:03:29,251 --> 02:03:31,043
"speak...speak...speak."

1833
02:03:33,793 --> 02:03:37,460
I called Batook to tell
the truth about you three.

1834
02:03:38,543 --> 02:03:41,918
It was out of reach,
so I called on the office landline.

1835
02:03:41,918 --> 02:03:43,501
'But your orphan plan was a flop.'

1836
02:03:43,501 --> 02:03:44,835
'I am your father, get it.'

1837
02:03:45,001 --> 02:03:49,793
'I got Urja Nagre arrested. You guys
have no idea what all I have done.'

1838
02:03:56,085 --> 02:03:58,668
Every dog is loyal.

1839
02:03:59,543 --> 02:04:02,876
But my own trustworthy
chap turned out to be a dog.

1840
02:04:03,043 --> 02:04:06,168
I messaged all of
you using a software.

1841
02:04:06,168 --> 02:04:07,501
Because I want to give.

1842
02:04:08,335 --> 02:04:10,376
SMS.

1843
02:04:11,376 --> 02:04:13,793
Death Sentence to even/one.

1844
02:04:13,793 --> 02:04:14,751
Mamma-mia.

1845
02:04:14,751 --> 02:04:17,918
Who wants to die first?
- Me! I want to die first.

1846
02:04:18,210 --> 02:04:19,126
I am leaving.

1847
02:04:19,710 --> 02:04:23,085
Urja, don't shoot me to pieces.

1848
02:04:23,085 --> 02:04:23,918
Kill them.

1849
02:04:23,918 --> 02:04:25,710
No, no...him.
- Beat them.

1850
02:04:25,710 --> 02:04:28,585
No! Shoot them!
- Shoot these buggers.

1851
02:04:29,418 --> 02:04:30,335
No!

1852
02:04:33,418 --> 02:04:34,876
Urja...

1853
02:04:34,876 --> 02:04:38,710
My first name means last so,
I'll be at the end of the line.

1854
02:04:38,710 --> 02:04:41,876
It was the question of our babies,
forgive us.

1855
02:04:42,085 --> 02:04:46,751
Urja Nagre, if you kill us...
-Then our father will be an orphan!

1856
02:04:47,126 --> 02:04:48,793
Kill our dad.

1857
02:04:48,793 --> 02:04:51,543
Urja Nagre...the door of
your heart should always be big...

1858
02:04:51,543 --> 02:04:53,418
...because even computers have windows.

1859
02:04:55,543 --> 02:04:56,918
Delhi Agra

1860
02:04:56,918 --> 02:04:57,793
Skirt blouse...

1861
02:04:57,793 --> 02:04:58,918
Dhokla Khakra .

1862
02:04:58,918 --> 02:05:00,085
Hunku Pakhre

1863
02:05:00,085 --> 02:05:01,710
It's Urja Nagre!

1864
02:05:01,710 --> 02:05:03,251
Then you only talk.

1865
02:05:03,460 --> 02:05:04,835
You see, sir...

1866
02:05:04,835 --> 02:05:06,835
...wherever I stand,
the line ends there only.

1867
02:05:06,835 --> 02:05:07,126
Hey!

1868
02:05:07,293 --> 02:05:08,001
Okay bye!

1869
02:05:08,418 --> 02:05:10,126
Nagre sir, don't shoot me.

1870
02:05:10,126 --> 02:05:12,126
If you shoot me,
you'll be sentenced to life.

1871
02:05:12,126 --> 02:05:13,918
And you'll also be hanged.

1872
02:05:13,918 --> 02:05:15,793
Because there's two of me. Two.

1873
02:05:15,793 --> 02:05:17,126
Sandy, Sundi...two.
- Shut up!

1874
02:05:18,543 --> 02:05:21,710
Now all of you will D I E.

1875
02:05:23,001 --> 02:05:24,376
Full form.

1876
02:05:24,376 --> 02:05:29,126
No full form. All will die.

1877
02:05:49,710 --> 02:05:51,835
"Pasta."

1878
02:06:21,251 --> 02:06:22,835
Where is everyone hiding?

1879
02:06:31,835 --> 02:06:33,168
This way...this way.

1880
02:06:38,835 --> 02:06:40,918
Lookalike! Lookalike! Lookalike!

1881
02:06:40,918 --> 02:06:42,293
No!

1882
02:06:43,710 --> 02:06:45,710
Where's Urja?

1883
02:06:45,710 --> 02:06:47,585
Urja!
<i>'</i> WhY You!

1884
02:07:12,376 --> 02:07:13,543
Ronaldo's clothes?

1885
02:07:16,626 --> 02:07:17,626
Mummy!

1886
02:07:18,418 --> 02:07:19,293
What are you doing?

1887
02:07:19,293 --> 02:07:20,126
It's me; your brother.

1888
02:07:21,376 --> 02:07:22,876
Look, look, look.

1889
02:07:27,710 --> 02:07:29,751
Look, look...wire, wire.

1890
02:07:35,710 --> 02:07:36,876
Urja.

1891
02:07:40,918 --> 02:07:41,626
Hey! Hey!

1892
02:07:41,626 --> 02:07:42,293
Sandy!

1893
02:07:42,293 --> 02:07:43,376
Slow..slow.

1894
02:07:43,543 --> 02:07:44,501
What happened?

1895
02:07:44,668 --> 02:07:46,543
We didn't get the
wealth because of you.

1896
02:07:46,543 --> 02:07:49,918
And... now you won't get
the girls love because of us.

1897
02:07:49,918 --> 02:07:51,126
Got it.

1898
02:07:57,168 --> 02:07:58,710
You dog!

1899
02:07:58,710 --> 02:08:01,126
Shoved it in, but don't twist it.

1900
02:08:01,126 --> 02:08:03,001
Don't twist it!
- Sandy.

1901
02:08:16,085 --> 02:08:19,210
What did you guys do?
- Why did you guys do this for us?

1902
02:08:19,210 --> 02:08:20,751
Sandy.

1903
02:08:20,751 --> 02:08:26,876
That day in the church...
you three confessed in front of God .

1904
02:08:27,710 --> 02:08:31,335
Today we want to confess too.
- What?

1905
02:08:31,335 --> 02:08:35,876
Actually, all three of
us suffer from split personalities.

1906
02:08:36,210 --> 02:08:39,668
First it was for money,
but now it's for love.

1907
02:08:39,668 --> 02:08:40,335
Correct.

1908
02:08:45,168 --> 02:08:47,460
Teddy.
- Yes.

1909
02:08:48,126 --> 02:08:49,710
Oh, Bunty.

1910
02:08:50,293 --> 02:08:51,835
I love you.
- What?

1911
02:08:51,835 --> 02:08:53,293
I mean sister-in-law...sister-in-law...

1912
02:08:53,293 --> 02:08:54,085
Slow...

1913
02:08:54,085 --> 02:08:54,626
Sister-in-Iaw.

1914
02:08:54,626 --> 02:08:56,668
Everyone go to their girl.

1915
02:08:57,043 --> 02:09:00,335
Saraswati.
Saraswati. Saraswati. Saraswati.

1916
02:09:00,335 --> 02:09:01,376
I love you, my darling.

1917
02:09:01,376 --> 02:09:02,335
I love you.

1918
02:09:02,335 --> 02:09:03,876
I love you.
- I love you.

1919
02:09:07,126 --> 02:09:11,501
And listen, forgive this man too.

1920
02:09:12,168 --> 02:09:17,793
Because Batook isn't your father,
Urja Nagre is.

1921
02:09:17,793 --> 02:09:18,501
Yes.

1922
02:09:18,501 --> 02:09:20,043
What?
- Yes.

1923
02:09:20,043 --> 02:09:21,210
He's your father.

1924
02:09:44,376 --> 02:09:45,376
Go.

1925
02:09:45,918 --> 02:09:48,043
Papa.
- Papa.

1926
02:09:51,293 --> 02:09:52,460
Don't worry, daddy.

1927
02:09:52,668 --> 02:09:55,126
You served time for your crimes right?

1928
02:09:55,126 --> 02:09:56,668
Yes.

1929
02:09:56,668 --> 02:09:59,960
Papa...whatever
you were for the world...

1930
02:10:00,418 --> 02:10:02,418
...but for us,
you will always be our father.

1931
02:10:02,418 --> 02:10:03,126
Yes.

1932
02:10:03,126 --> 02:10:04,585
And we're all proud of you.

1933
02:10:04,585 --> 02:10:05,835
We're so proud of you, daddy.

1934
02:10:06,043 --> 02:10:09,085
Me too. Love you my babies.
- We're finally together.

1935
02:10:09,085 --> 02:10:10,501
Hey...
- Sorry...

1936
02:10:10,501 --> 02:10:11,335
Don't do it.

1937
02:10:11,335 --> 02:10:12,585
Sandy.

1938
02:10:12,585 --> 02:10:15,751
Bunty.
- Give me the gun.

1939
02:10:18,126 --> 02:10:20,085
All done...finally done.

1940
02:10:21,501 --> 02:10:24,501
All's well that ends well.
- Yes.

1941
02:10:25,585 --> 02:10:28,585
And papa,
we want to have an Indian wedding.

1942
02:10:28,960 --> 02:10:30,043
"Indian."

1943
02:10:37,501 --> 02:10:38,626
"Bloody love..."

1944
02:10:38,626 --> 02:10:41,210
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

1945
02:10:41,210 --> 02:10:43,918
"Bloody love..."

1946
02:10:43,918 --> 02:10:44,876
That's enough.

1947
02:10:45,043 --> 02:10:46,001
"Bloody love..."

1948
02:10:46,001 --> 02:10:48,251
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

1949
02:10:48,251 --> 02:10:49,668
Bunty, stop leaning on me.

1950
02:10:52,251 --> 02:10:56,085
Wow...shoot, murder...

1951
02:10:57,710 --> 02:10:59,126
I forgot.

1952
02:11:03,335 --> 02:11:04,501
Where are you going?

1953
02:11:04,668 --> 02:11:06,960
- Help me, help me.
- Wait ,wait.

1954
02:11:09,168 --> 02:11:14,751
A goon came with a knife...shh...shh...

1955
02:11:18,126 --> 02:11:18,960
I did...

1956
02:11:18,960 --> 02:11:20,126
"You look so sexy.“

1957
02:11:20,293 --> 02:11:21,418
"Your gorgeous body..."

1958
02:11:21,418 --> 02:11:23,626
"Your gorgeous body, blows my mind."

1959
02:11:24,168 --> 02:11:26,085
"Your hot figure, blows my mind."

1960
02:11:26,085 --> 02:11:28,710
"Anyone you trap,
only God can save him."

1961
02:11:28,710 --> 02:11:31,626
"l've never seen anyone
like you." - Let go of the button.

1962
02:11:33,626 --> 02:11:37,126
"Expensive liners,
and those dangly earrings."

1963
02:11:37,126 --> 02:11:38,876
"The glittering skirt..."

1964
02:11:39,043 --> 02:11:40,835
"...and the way you sway
that waist is priceless."

1965
02:11:40,835 --> 02:11:44,585
Hey! I'm dead. - "Expensive liners,
and those dangly earrings."

1966
02:11:44,585 --> 02:11:46,335
"The glittering skirt..."

1967
02:11:46,335 --> 02:11:47,626
"...and the way you sway
that waist is priceless."

1968
02:11:47,626 --> 02:11:48,710
That day I...

1969
02:11:49,376 --> 02:11:50,835
Sir...sir...
- What?

1970
02:11:50,835 --> 02:11:52,001
Wait...it's my dialogue.

1971
02:11:52,585 --> 02:11:54,376
Sir, the camera isn't rolling.

1972
02:11:54,376 --> 02:11:55,168
And yes...

1973
02:11:55,168 --> 02:11:57,418
The cameraman went on a lunch-break.

1974
02:11:57,418 --> 02:12:01,001
"You're the richest girl in the world,
sweetheart."

1975
02:12:01,001 --> 02:12:01,876
Come on, son.

1976
02:12:02,043 --> 02:12:04,001
This looks bad at this age.

1977
02:12:04,876 --> 02:12:06,543
You want to marry Batook?

1978
02:12:06,543 --> 02:12:07,501
Crap!

1979
02:12:07,501 --> 02:12:08,376
Where did you go?

1980
02:12:08,376 --> 02:12:09,543
Slap me again quickly.

1981
02:12:10,001 --> 02:12:10,626
You...

1982
02:12:10,626 --> 02:12:11,751
You always leave before.

1983
02:12:11,751 --> 02:12:12,876
Okay, sorry it's my mistake.

1984
02:12:12,876 --> 02:12:14,751
Why you... perfect.

1985
02:12:17,126 --> 02:12:18,501
My pants are very tight.

1986
02:12:27,043 --> 02:12:29,418
Akshay, get out soon...
or I won't give you your cheque.

1987
02:12:31,376 --> 02:12:33,085
'Rock-a-by baby...'

1988
02:12:33,543 --> 02:12:34,585
Milk...

1989
02:12:34,585 --> 02:12:36,960
'Rock-a-by baby...'

1990
02:12:37,793 --> 02:12:39,335
Milk bowls.

1991
02:12:41,085 --> 02:12:42,376
Who am I now?

1992
02:12:42,376 --> 02:12:43,085
Sandy.

1993
02:12:43,085 --> 02:12:43,793
I forgot.

1994
02:12:43,793 --> 02:12:45,001
Who am I now?

1995
02:12:45,001 --> 02:12:45,918
"Bloody love..."

1996
02:12:45,918 --> 02:12:48,293
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

1997
02:12:48,293 --> 02:12:51,085
"You're the richest, darling."

1998
02:12:51,085 --> 02:12:52,710
"Housefull three."

1999
02:12:52,710 --> 02:12:56,376
"lf you become my dear, like
a small baby I'll take care of you."

2000
02:12:56,376 --> 02:13:00,126
"When we're in love, then
why did your father call the priest?"

2001
02:13:00,293 --> 02:13:02,085
"l've just one thing to say to you,
I swear..."

2002
02:13:02,085 --> 02:13:04,001
"...you're stuck to
me like chewing gum."

2003
02:13:04,001 --> 02:13:05,751
"Oh baby, have mercy on our love."

2004
02:13:05,751 --> 02:13:07,668
"You're my bread, and I am yourjam."

2005
02:13:07,668 --> 02:13:11,126
"Life is short,
let's say those sweet-nothings."

2006
02:13:11,126 --> 02:13:14,876
"lf you say it once,
I'll do anything for you."

2007
02:13:15,043 --> 02:13:16,668
"This is your chance,
and also the ritual..."

2008
02:13:16,668 --> 02:13:18,751
"...but why you standing far."

2009
02:13:18,751 --> 02:13:22,043
"Take me in your arms,
like a true prince."

2010
02:13:22,043 --> 02:13:24,043
"The moons showing attitude."

2011
02:13:24,043 --> 02:13:26,043
"Even the sun's talking gibberish."

2012
02:13:26,043 --> 02:13:30,918
"ln this awesome weather
give me a English kiss."

2013
02:13:30,918 --> 02:13:38,376
"You're the richest girl in the world,
sweetheart."

2014
02:13:38,376 --> 02:13:39,501
"Bloody love..."

2015
02:13:39,501 --> 02:13:42,085
"Bloody love... From today
love will be like a prayer."

2016
02:13:43,918 --> 02:13:46,460
"You're the richest, darling."

2017
02:13:46,460 --> 02:13:48,085
"Housefull three."

2018
02:13:55,043 --> 02:13:56,918
"Bloody love..."

2019
02:13:56,918 --> 02:13:58,876
"You're the richest girl in the world,
sweetheart."

2020
02:13:58,876 --> 02:14:00,793
"Bloody love..."

2021
02:14:00,793 --> 02:14:02,501
"You're the richest, darling."

2022
02:14:02,501 --> 02:14:04,335
"Bloody love..."

2023
02:14:04,335 --> 02:14:06,251
"You're the richest girl in the world,
sweetheart."

2024
02:14:06,251 --> 02:14:08,085
"Bloody love..."

2025
02:14:08,085 --> 02:14:10,710
"You're the richest, darling."