1
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He's the worst stand-up comedian.

2
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I cannot believe how
much time I've wasted.

3
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He's cracking such pathetic jokes.
Who let him in?

4
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Okay, I promise you my next joke
will make you crack up.

5
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I tried writing a letter last night..

6
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..with a broken pencil.

7
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But I just couldn't.

8
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You know why?

9
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Anyone?

10
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Anyone?

11
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Anyone?

12
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You?

13
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No?

14
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Because it was pointless.

15
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My three own niece
cracks better jokes.

16
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This guy's jokes are pathetic.

17
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Yeah!

18
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Okay. Okay. Okay.

19
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What did one potato
say to another on the phone?

20
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'Aloo' (Potato)!

21
00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:46,667
That's rubbish!

22
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What do you call
a ghost in a telephone?

23
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A 'Phone-bhooth' (ghost)!

24
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Get out!

25
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Shut up! - You suck!

26
00:02:58,417 --> 00:03:01,917
And now, one of Amitabh Bachchan‘s
famous dialogue.

27
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Ashok, I don't get one thing.

28
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Why do you get yourself
humiliated every week?

29
00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,417
Why do you have to do this?

30
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It's okay.

31
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I'm still a struggling
Stand-up Comedian.

32
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Struggling?

33
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I wish all the strugglers
in the world were like you.

34
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Ashok.
- Yes, Kumar.

35
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We've been best friends
since second Grade.

36
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No one ever laughed
on your jokes back then.

37
00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,542
And still no one does.

38
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Take my advice.

39
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Stand-up comedy
isn't your cup of tea.

40
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Then is it my saucer?

41
00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:08,750
Look at this.

42
00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:11,250
Look at this. This is who you are?

43
00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:12,833
You're Ashok Singhania.

44
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Your company's worth
billions of Dollars.

45
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You're such a wealthy man.

46
00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,292
Why do you need to do standup comedy?

47
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Because it's my passion.

48
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<i>An“ AmbanL.</i>

49
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in spite of being
such a big businessman.

50
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He puts on his shorts every year..

51
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..and runs the marathon
like a common man.

52
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Why? Because that's his passion.

53
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Bill Gates. The king of Computers.

54
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But he knits, makes sweaters. Why?

55
00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:37,917
Because that's his passion.

56
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So chill out, buddy.
lam not quitting my business.

57
00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:44,292
My bad comedy isn't affecting
the Singhania Company shares.

58
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We just had a bad day.

59
00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:48,083
The next show will
be mind-blowing. Come on.

60
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You love me, right?

61
00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:55,125
Yes.

62
00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:56,250
You trust me?

63
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Yes.

64
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Would I ever take you for a ride?

65
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,375
Never.

66
00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:02,458
Good.

67
00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,750
Let's go home.

68
00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,750
Pilot, take us for a ride.
- Oh, Come on!

69
00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,583
You can't be doing this.
- Come on, it's good joke.

70
00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:09,875
This is a terrible joke.

71
00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,000
Good evening, sir.
- Good evening, Mishti.

72
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How was the show, sir?
- Show!

73
00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:22,417
The show was fantastic!
Much better than last time.

74
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This time only 15 people walked out.

75
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Because there were only
15 people in the audience.

76
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Don't listen to him. I am very happy.

77
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In fact, I am so happy..

78
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..l think I'll give you a raise.

79
00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:35,708
Really, sir?
- You deserve it, Mishti.

80
00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,667
You're not just my estate manager..

81
00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:39,208
..but, you're like a sister to me.

82
00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:42,250
But right now,
come inside the house man!

83
00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:49,833
Baby, I've told you a million times.

84
00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:51,792
I don't understand Bengali! Okay!

85
00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:54,625
Fine, then this Bengali
won't marry you.

86
00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,083
I love Howrah Bridge.

87
00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,542
I love Bappi Da.

88
00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:01,167
I love Mithun Da.
I love Mishti Doi (Curd).

89
00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,000
I love you, Mishti.

90
00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:05,083
Sorry!

91
00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,167
Come on.

92
00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,333
Okay.

93
00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,000
Sir, I need your signature.

94
00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:15,625
Thanks.

95
00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:17,625
Good evening, sir.

96
00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:19,667
Any change in dad's condition?

97
00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,167
No, sir.

98
00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:26,667
Good evening, sir.

99
00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,708
What's up, dad?

100
00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,375
What's wrong?

101
00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,708
You didn't go out today again.

102
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Come on, dad.

103
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This isn't your age to lie down.

104
00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:46,667
You should be playing golf,
going clubbing.

105
00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:48,958
Handling your business empire.

106
00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,167
lam not saying that I cannot
handle this business empire.

107
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It's just that

108
00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,708
you handle it much better.

109
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So get well soon, dad.

110
00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,583
I miss you.

111
00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,708
How about a new joke?

112
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,000
Ashok.

113
00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:15,292
He's already in coma.

114
00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,667
Bye, dad.

115
00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:24,875
Catch you later.

116
00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:41,708
If a girl called Sandra
is married to a 'Saand‘ (Bull)..

117
00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,958
..can we call her Sandra Bullock.

118
00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:50,750
Here we go.
Why are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 afraid of 7?

119
00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:52,792
AnybOdY-

120
00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,167
AnybOdY-

121
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Because <i>7</i> 8 9!

122
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<i>1</i> a (ate) 9!

123
00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:01,625
Let's get out of here. - Ate 9.

124
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,833
Ate 9.

125
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,667
This really is stand-up comedy.

126
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,750
People are standing up and leaving.

127
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:09,667
Okay.

128
00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:35,000
If my shoe pops out
while I am sneezing..

129
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:39,208
...can I say I lost 'A-shoe'.

130
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,542
Stop. Stop. Stop.

131
00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,000
I can't breathe.

132
00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:02,792
You're very funny.

133
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:04,500
And you're very beautiful.

134
00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:06,625
Thank you for laughing.

135
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:07,875
By the way, I am Ashok.

136
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,125
Ashok Singhania.

137
00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,583
The Ashok Singhania!

138
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,583
I always thought Billionaires..

139
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,500
..don't have a sense of humor.

140
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:15,792
They don't.

141
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:17,875
This is my best friend, Kumar.

142
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,375
Hi.
- Hi.

143
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,292
lam Shanaya.
- Shanaya!

144
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,500
That's a beautiful name.
- Thank you.

145
00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:26,458
Do you live in London?
- Yes, of course.

146
00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:27,917
I work for Channel 9.

147
00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:30,750
I'm a reality show host.
'Kaun Banega Millionaire!'

148
00:10:31,042 --> 00:10:32,792
Where we randomly pick a common man..

149
00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:35,333
..from the street and make
him a Millionaire for a week.

150
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,833
Oh, wow! - Sounds like
an interesting concept.

151
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:37,667
It is.

152
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,625
From now on I'll
never miss this show.

153
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,167
So sweet.

154
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:44,042
So, Ashok, when is your next show?

155
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,208
When are you free?

156
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,083
He'll come and perform.

157
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,458
You guys are so witty.

158
00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,208
And you're so Churchgate.

159
00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:57,708
V.T Churchgate.

160
00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:58,958
She gets me, man.

161
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,167
Really nice to meet you.

162
00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:03,083
And you.
- Okay. Bye, then.

163
00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,208
Wait, Shanaya.

164
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,667
Would you like to
have breakfast with me?

165
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,750
I've been invited for
lunch and dinner before..

166
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,750
..but for breakfast, never.

167
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,792
Exactly. So?

168
00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:16,583
Yeah, sure. Why not?

169
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:18,333
Okay, I'll call you.

170
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:19,750
Call me.

171
00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:20,833
I'll call you.

172
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:21,583
Call me.

173
00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,667
I'll call you.

174
00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:23,750
Call me.

175
00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:24,875
I'll call you.

176
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,917
I'll call you.

177
00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,292
Call how?
You didn't take her phone number.

178
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:31,792
Oh my, God!

179
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:32,958
Shanaya.

180
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,958
Shanaya.

181
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,125
Your number...

182
00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:36,958
Matches are really made in heaven.

183
00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,833
An ape has got an angel.

184
00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:53,417
"Caller tune baby."

185
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,292
"Caller tune baby."

186
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,167
"Caller tune baby."

187
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,125
"Caller tune baby."

188
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,917
"Caller tune baby."

189
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,833
"Caller tune baby."

190
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,833
"Caller tune baby."

191
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,042
"Caller tune."

192
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:10,583
"Make me your caller tune, darling."

193
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:18,083
"Every time I see you
lam over the moon, darling."

194
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:25,667
"l love you, come summer,
winter or monsoon, darling."

195
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,583
"I've never seen anyone
more beautiful than you."

196
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:35,958
"Your every posture is magical."

197
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:40,208
"The glow on your
face inebriates me."

198
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,292
"l have no control over my
heart in spite of being rational."

199
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,167
"You intoxicate me."

200
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,167
"You are my passion."

201
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,042
"Caller tune baby."

202
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,458
"Caller tune baby."

203
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:56,000
"Make me your caller tune, darling."

204
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:09,000
"Keep me in you line of sight,
in your sanctuary."

205
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,833
"You are my insanity, there’s
something about your posture."

206
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,750
"l can’t take my eyes off your face."

207
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,375
"l shall live and die
in your arms hereafter."

208
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,333
"All day,
all night I'll stay with you."

209
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,375
"it is my wish to do your bidding."

210
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,917
"l will live and die only for you."

211
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:35,250
"You are my life
and you are my soul."

212
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,792
"I've never seen anyone
more beautiful than you."

213
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:42,167
"Your every posture is magical."

214
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:46,375
"The glow on your
face inebriates me."

215
00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:49,458
"l have no control over my
heart in spite of being rational."

216
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,375
"You intoxicate me."

217
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,375
"You are my passion."

218
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,250
"Caller tune baby."

219
00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,625
"Caller tune baby."

220
00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:01,875
"Make me your caller tune, darling."

221
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:03,833
"Caller tune baby."

222
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,750
"Caller tune baby."

223
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,625
"Caller tune baby."

224
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,583
"Caller tune baby."

225
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:13,250
"Only you exist in my memories,
my thoughts and my words."

226
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:17,083
"You are the one for me,
my heart tells me repeatedly."

227
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,875
"The moment I see
you I become impetuous."

228
00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:24,583
"How does my heart
endure so much excitement?"

229
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,958
"I've never seen anyone
more beautiful than you."

230
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,208
"Your every posture is magical."

231
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:35,375
"The glow on your
face inebriates me."

232
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,458
"l have no control over my
heart in spite of being rational."

233
00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,500
"You intoxicate me."

234
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,458
"You are my passion."

235
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,375
"Caller tune baby."

236
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,250
"Caller tune baby."

237
00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:49,250
"Caller tune baby."

238
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:50,457
"Caller tune."

239
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:54,875
"Make me your caller tune, darling."

240
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,708
"Caller tune baby."

241
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,125
"Caller tune baby."

242
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:02,375
"Every time I see you
lam over the moon, darling."

243
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,333
"Caller tune baby."

244
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,750
"Caller tune baby."

245
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:09,917
"l love you, come summer,
winter or monsoon, darling."

246
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,875
"Caller tune baby."

247
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,750
"Caller tune baby."

248
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,583
"Caller tune baby."

249
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,458
"Caller tune baby."

250
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,167
"Caller tune baby."

251
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,250
"Caller tune baby."

252
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,208
"Caller tune baby."

253
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,417
"Caller tune.."

254
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,917
kunwar Amar Nath Singh.

255
00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:34,708
You maybe Ashok Singhania's uncle..

256
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,833
..and the Singhania lncorporation's
General Manager.

257
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:41,417
But you're a big traitor.

258
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,750
You want to take over
the Singhania family empire!

259
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,958
But you can't kill
Ashok or his father.

260
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,833
Because if either one dies..

261
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:53,042
..the entire wealth
will go to charity.

262
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,875
Your dreams of taking
over can come true..

263
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,792
..only if Ashok goes in coma,
like his father..

264
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:06,458
..or loses his mental stability.

265
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,250
Khan!

266
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:13,417
I haven't been funding your
illegal scientific experiments..

267
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,875
..all these years
so you can lecture me.

268
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,000
Why are you telling
me what I already know?

269
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,958
Because you don't know that..

270
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:26,875
...I'm going to fulfill your dreams.

271
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:30,667
With this.

272
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,167
MAD.

273
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,458
MAD.

274
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,417
Mind Altering Drug.

275
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,417
Made from samples..

276
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,292
..of different species of dogs.

277
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,167
Whoever takes a dose
of this mixed with water..

278
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,708
..will start thinking
that he's a dog!

279
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,500
It fuses with the blood..

280
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,458
..and alters the human genes.

281
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:53,208
And due to that the
chromosome structure..

282
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,417
..of humans get altered for 24 hours.

283
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,917
Meaning body of a human..

284
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,125
..but mind of a dog.

285
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,667
Are you crazy?

286
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,542
This is your plan?

287
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,542
I made a big mistake squandering
all that wealth on you.

288
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,583
I knew you wouldn't believe me.

289
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,458
Chinku. Pinku.

290
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,375
Stop holding each other.

291
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,917
You've met my assistants.

292
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,583
Hi, sir.

293
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,417
My God, you've put
on a little weight.

294
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:46,125
Mr. kunwar's brought the
holy water of Ganges, for you two.

295
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,542
Holy water of Ganges

296
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,292
How religious!

297
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,625
Here, drink.

298
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:07,583
It works.

299
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,125
It really works.

300
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,875
Oh my, God! Khan.

301
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,708
How did you do it?
You're a genius.

302
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,833
Now wait and watch.

303
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,583
In tomorrow's board meeting..

304
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,875
...I'll turn Ashok
Singhania into a dog..

305
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:30,708
..in front of all the board members.

306
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,542
Why are you taking
me to your board meeting?

307
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,083
What will I do there?

308
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,792
Oh, come on.
Without you, the board meeting..

309
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,292
...will be more like 'bored meeting'.

310
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,542
Good morning.
- Good morning.

311
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:11,708
There he is.

312
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,792
Hello.

313
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,625
Good morning. - Good morning, sir.

314
00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:16,083
Hi.

315
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,542
What have you done?

316
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,250
What do you mean?

317
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,958
I'm only drinking water, uncle.

318
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,375
That's Ashok's glass.

319
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,667
What difference does it make?

320
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,375
Sit. Sit.

321
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:33,458
Sit.

322
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,500
Right, let's get on with it. - Sure.

323
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,500
Everybody please sit down.

324
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,083
Before we start today's meeting..

325
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,708
..l just want to say thank you.

326
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,375
After dad's unfortunate illness..

327
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:02,125
..none of you ever made me feel..

328
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:05,208
..that I can't handle
this company like dad did.

329
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:06,458
Thank you.

330
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:15,583
You know..

331
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,833
I know.

332
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,667
Many of you are dad's close friends.

333
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,458
And I respect all of you..

334
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,583
..just as much as I respect my dad.

335
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,917
This company is yours
as much as it's mine.

336
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,833
No. I mean it. Thank you.

337
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:37,375
What a speech!

338
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,792
Let's all raise a toast on this note.

339
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,250
Well, alcohol's not
allowed in the office.

340
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:43,333
But..

341
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,542
..why don't we do it with water?

342
00:20:47,292 --> 00:20:49,417
Come on,
Gentlemen, lift your glasses.

343
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,292
Ashok, raise your glass too.

344
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,917
Cheers. - To Ashok, cheers.

345
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,292
Cheers.

346
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:15,083
And so..on this wonderful note,
let's start the meeting.

347
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,417
You'll all be happy to know..

348
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,583
..that I spoke to
Prince Charles yesterday.

349
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:20,875
And he said to me..

350
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,542
Kumar.

351
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:28,333
Are you okay?

352
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,167
Are you alright?

353
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,917
l..l am sorry.

354
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,792
So as I was saying,
I spoke to Prince Charles yesterday.

355
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,292
On the phone he told me that..

356
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:44,875
Kumar!

357
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,958
What are you doing?
Have you gone mad?

358
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,667
I'm in a board meeting.

359
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:49,917
Behave yourself.

360
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:56,083
So as I was saying,
I spoke to Prince Charles yesterday.

361
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,042
And he said to me..

362
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:26,000
Ashok..Kumar!

363
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,583
What are you two doing?

364
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:48,458
Mr. Singh, what is this nonsense.

365
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:49,417
What is happening?

366
00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:50,667
I don't know.

367
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,042
I don't know.

368
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,625
I think we should
all go talk to them.

369
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:56,500
Come on, come let's go talk to them.
Talk to them.

370
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,667
Ashok. Kumar.

371
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:02,958
Ashok.

372
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,458
Ashok. Ashok.

373
00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:05,833
Ashok. Kumar.

374
00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:07,333
Listen. Listen.

375
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,458
Open the door somebody. Help.

376
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,917
Help me! It's not opening,
the door's jammed.

377
00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:33,083
Stop! Stop!

378
00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:34,708
Sir, I know what's wrong?

379
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,792
Shut up, Srinivasan,
you're just an accountant.

380
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,083
And you also wear a wig.

381
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,458
Sir, today's a full moon.
Friday the 13th.

382
00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:43,583
Saturn's in its fourth eclipse.

383
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,792
That's why some people
behave like this.

384
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,500
If you don't believe
me then Goggle it.

385
00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:51,542
Four years ago, back in my village..

386
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,542
..my cousin brother Ramindran..

387
00:23:54,042 --> 00:23:55,750
..turned to a goat on the same day.

388
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,083
What nonsense?

389
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,083
No, sir. Really.

390
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,833
Lamb. Lamb Shashlik.

391
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,958
Then what happened?

392
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Nothing, all the villagers
were vegetarians. He survived.

393
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,375
Get to the point, Srinivasan.

394
00:24:07,542 --> 00:24:09,792
Sir, I can handle this sir.

395
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,375
I know what to do?

396
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,750
Wait.

397
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,125
Tommy.

398
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,583
Tommy.

399
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,333
My cute little doggies.

400
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:19,792
Tommy sir.

401
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,208
Tommy.

402
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:27,708
Tommy, I'm your Srinivasan Swami.

403
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,667
Come, come. Meet your mommy.

404
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,083
Who's your papa?

405
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,667
Who's your mother.

406
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,917
Hey rowdy dog, let 9°-

407
00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:50,583
Let go of my leg. He peed on me.

408
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:52,000
Oh my God.

409
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,083
Let go of me.

410
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,458
Help!

411
00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,750
Where's my hair?

412
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,500
lam quitting the job.

413
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,500
Sir, I cannot do anything.
They are insane, sir.

414
00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:08,958
What's going on?
Tell us. What's going on?

415
00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,625
We demand an explanation.

416
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,083
I am sorry. - We need to know.

417
00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:14,208
Gentlemen,
I hid the truth from you all.

418
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,083
But the truth is
in front of everyone.

419
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:30,000
Ashok and Kumar get such fits.

420
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:31,125
They get fits.

421
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:32,833
Fits? - Fits?

422
00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:34,000
What's he talking about?

423
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,500
Many doctors tried to treat them.

424
00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:39,167
But they have a mental condition.

425
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,917
But I promise you, Gentlemen.

426
00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:43,083
I'll take them to the best doctors.

427
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,042
Try my best to treat them.

428
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,000
They cannot be treated, sir.

429
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:49,292
They are insane.
They are completely mad.

430
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:50,875
They should be sent
to a mental asylum.

431
00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:51,708
Yes.

432
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,667
They should be thrown
in a mental asylum.

433
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:57,958
They are mad people. - Crazy.

434
00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:39,625
Sad.

435
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:41,625
Very sad.

436
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:43,708
But don't worry.

437
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,167
We'll take complete care.

438
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:49,417
Dr. Shivani is a specialist
in such unique cases.

439
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:51,000
Oh, God!

440
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:53,458
Hold them.

441
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,375
Don't worry, we'll handle everything.

442
00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:57,750
Please come, please come. Come.

443
00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:00,667
The end is near!

444
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:04,000
We're all going to die!

445
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,167
I still can't believe this.

446
00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:10,750
A rich man like Ashok Singhania..

447
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:13,125
..in our mental asylum,
and in this condition.

448
00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:16,167
Doctor, no one should
find out about this?

449
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:17,875
Yes, of course, Mr.
Singh. You don't worry.

450
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:19,667
You can rely on our discretion.
- Thank you.

451
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,958
Doctor, why's there a fence..

452
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,583
..and such high-security here?

453
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,458
That's Ward-B of our mental facility.

454
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:27,958
Mental patient's jail.

455
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,375
Jail? - Yes.

456
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,250
You see, Ward-A is a mental hospital.

457
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:34,250
Ward-B a jail for mental patients.

458
00:27:34,292 --> 00:27:35,708
The UK government sent..

459
00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:38,125
..different types of criminally
insane inmates here..

460
00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:39,958
..who have no chance of improving.

461
00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:41,250
Oh, I see.

462
00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:43,417
A jail for the insane. - Exactly.

463
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:45,250
But what do we care?

464
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,125
They don't know what
happens in Ward-A.

465
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,667
And we don't know
what happens in Ward-B.

466
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,458
But we do know one thing.

467
00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:55,250
Their jailor is just
as crazy as they are.

468
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:57,625
Anyway, I'll take your leave.
Nice meeting you.

469
00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:58,875
Thank you, doctor.

470
00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:00,250
Thank you. - Bye..

471
00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:04,750
You said the effects of your
drug will wear off in 24 hours.

472
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:06,833
And then those two will be normal.

473
00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:08,792
What do we do then? - Relax.

474
00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:11,167
I've made arrangements for that.

475
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,542
There's a ward-boy
inside on my payroll.

476
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:16,375
Every morning he'll
keep giving them that drug.

477
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,125
Then no one can save them.

478
00:28:35,042 --> 00:28:36,583
Good morning Doctors.

479
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:40,750
Please sit down.

480
00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:48,375
Doctors, welcome to B-Wing
of Lord Cray G Mental Asylum's..

481
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:52,000
..on this Educational Tour.

482
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,500
lam Dr. Ashok.

483
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,667
And this is my colleague Dr. Kumar.

484
00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:00,500
The mental patients
here are very dangerous.

485
00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:02,792
So we request all of you..

486
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,583
..to give your mobile phones,
chains..

487
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,000
..and all other valuables to us.

488
00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:08,458
Just for safety.

489
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:10,667
Only as long as the tour doesn't end.

490
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,833
Keep all your belongings here.

491
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:28,917
We'll keep this in
a safe-deposit locker.

492
00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:31,333
Be seated here. We'll be back.

493
00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:33,125
Day-light robbery.

494
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:40,375
Boys and girls, you all
are a part of day-light robbery.

495
00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:44,625
I am the warden of this institution.

496
00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:47,333
Y.M. Raj.

497
00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:51,375
But for people like them
I am Yamraj (Lord of Death).

498
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,000
They are no doctors.

499
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:58,750
They are old patients
who are insane themselves.

500
00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:00,167
Hi. - Hello.

501
00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:03,250
And they are here to rob you.

502
00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:05,417
No, no, no We weren't robbing them.

503
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,958
We were just joking. Only joking.

504
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,583
Shut up you mad people.

505
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,333
We aren't mad.
- We're just a little crazy.

506
00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:15,375
Oh, then I'll fix it, right?

507
00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:16,833
Here we go.

508
00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:21,417
No! No! No! No!

509
00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:22,917
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

510
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:25,083
No! No! No! No!

511
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,667
Oh God!

512
00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:29,625
Shock.

513
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:31,542
Electric.

514
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,792
Electric shock.

515
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:35,708
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

516
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,042
Stop it!

517
00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:39,542
Electric shock.

518
00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:42,750
Oh God! Oh God! Stop it!

519
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,500
Oh God!

520
00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:54,833
Sir, what just happened inside?

521
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,333
And who are these two?

522
00:30:56,667 --> 00:30:59,542
You're new here.
So you don't know these two.

523
00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:02,375
They are Ward-B's
most adorable patients.

524
00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:04,333
This is Ashok, and that's Kumar.

525
00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:07,125
Even if they would
have half a brain each..

526
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:09,292
..they would still end
up having only half a brain.

527
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,708
But what happened to
them watching electricity?

528
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,500
These two were small-time thieves.

529
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,875
They used to make
Paratha (stuffed bread)..

530
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,458
..South Hall Don Karan
T Bijlani's 'Paratha‘ stall.

531
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,375
Bijlani sir,
why did you get more flour?

532
00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:24,958
We already have more than enough.

533
00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:29,292
This isn't flour, its cocaine.
Cocaine.

534
00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:31,042
Cocaine in a flourjar?

535
00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:35,208
Don't irritate me.
This is a 'Paratha' stall.

536
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,208
If I keep this cocaine
in the flour jar..

537
00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:40,083
..everyone will think it's flour.

538
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,250
These days the narcotics
department are on a high-alert.

539
00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:45,708
Keep it carefully.

540
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:47,583
I've taken full
advance from the party.

541
00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,333
Don't worry, boss.

542
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:53,083
Your job..will be done.

543
00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:55,542
Why are you winking?

544
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,250
Don't worry, boss.

545
00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,375
As you sow.. so shall you reap.

546
00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:03,333
You winked again.
Don't make it so obvious.

547
00:32:03,375 --> 00:32:04,542
Go inside.

548
00:32:05,417 --> 00:32:07,333
Hello and welcome to
'Kaun Banega Millionaire'.

549
00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,083
lam your host and friend Shanaya.

550
00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:12,000
One common man that
I choose on this show..

551
00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:14,708
..will get the opportunity
to live the life of a millionaire.

552
00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:16,958
For a week. Oh my, God!

553
00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:20,375
That lucky contestant will
get big cars, exotic manors.

554
00:32:20,417 --> 00:32:22,125
In short, all the luxuries..

555
00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:24,083
..which only a millionaire gets.

556
00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:25,458
Are you a millionaire?

557
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,500
No way. I am a student.

558
00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:29,292
Would you like to be a millionaire?

559
00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:31,750
Of course, who wouldn't?

560
00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:34,333
Perfect. So you're selected
on 'Kaun Banega Millionaire'.

561
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,083
Kumar, you're watching
that rubbish TV show again.

562
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,583
Quiet!

563
00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:45,708
Don't you dare call
this show rubbish.

564
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:48,500
I'm a big fan of this girl.

565
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,875
Just watch.
Some day this girl will choose us..

566
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:54,250
..and make us a millionaire.

567
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:57,333
Stop dreaming. Customers are waiting.

568
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:00,333
If you don't start
making 'Parathas' soon..

569
00:33:00,542 --> 00:33:04,792
..then we'll certainly
be out on the streets.

570
00:33:08,042 --> 00:33:09,167
Where's the flour?

571
00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:11,958
There's no flour.

572
00:33:13,917 --> 00:33:16,208
Where's the flour? Flour! Flour!

573
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,750
Flour!

574
00:33:46,042 --> 00:33:49,125
That day the customers
ate 'Cocaine parathas'.

575
00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:53,625
Potato paratha,
Cauliflower paratha, Radish paratha..

576
00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:56,833
..and with all that
they got coke free.

577
00:33:57,417 --> 00:33:59,917
Wow, your ‘parathas‘
are in a big demand today.

578
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,875
It's not me,
it's this miraculous flour.

579
00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:03,458
The flour was over.

580
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,958
So I used the flour
kept below in this jar.

581
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,042
What happened? - What have you done?

582
00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:13,750
Why? - That wasn't flour.

583
00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:16,875
Then? - That was Bijlani's cocaine.

584
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:21,917
You made cocaine parathas.

585
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,208
Look. Look.

586
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,250
Bijlani gave them electric shocks..

587
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:46,625
..and it completely ruined
the chemical balance in their brain.

588
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,208
Their mental age started reducing..

589
00:34:48,292 --> 00:34:50,167
..and became like children.

590
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,875
Oh, God!

591
00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:54,000
Shocks. We're getting shocks.

592
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:57,625
Whenever they see electric current,
they get fits.

593
00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:00,375
You can say that,
they had the body of a man..

594
00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,917
..but the brain of a kid.

595
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,250
Poor guys.

596
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,250
Good morning.

597
00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:10,917
No, it's good afternoon.

598
00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:13,042
It's lunchtime. 12 o'clock.

599
00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:15,167
Our clocks stopped ticking long back.

600
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,333
12 o'clock? - Yes.

601
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,000
Come on. Let's go.

602
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,167
Come on.

603
00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:46,708
Why do you always take
such a risk at lunchtime?

604
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:50,792
If that warden catches us,
he'll torture us to death.

605
00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:55,292
I am ready to endure every beating,
every torture.

606
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,500
Because she's worth it.

607
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:01,750
I love her.

608
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:04,667
If you love her then
why don't you tell her?

609
00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:05,958
And what do I tell her?

610
00:36:06,042 --> 00:36:07,083
Tell her..

611
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,167
We are caught!

612
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,750
That you're a doctor for the insane
and I am the king of the mad men.

613
00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,750
Let's fall madly in love.

614
00:36:15,167 --> 00:36:16,208
Right? Right?

615
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,917
Don't feel shy.

616
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:21,417
I say you jump over the
wall and say it right now.

617
00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:23,333
I insist.

618
00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:24,708
Please.

619
00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:26,208
Or else you'll see my dead face.

620
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,125
Go on.
- Come on.

621
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:28,750
Go on.
- Thank you.

622
00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:32,000
Come on.
- How dare you?

623
00:36:33,042 --> 00:36:34,833
Come down. Come down.

624
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,625
If this was my uncle
Hitler's Germany..

625
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,667
..l would've put you
two in a gas chamber..

626
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,917
..and used my personal gas
on you two.

627
00:36:43,958 --> 00:36:44,875
Mad fellows.

628
00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:46,500
We are not mad.

629
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:48,292
We're just a little crazy.

630
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:49,917
Catch them.

631
00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:08,708
"We are spoilt, madcap barons."

632
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,667
"Read us, for we are open books."

633
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:16,833
"We are like bread
as well as like butter."

634
00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:20,750
"We aren’t insane, brother."

635
00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:24,875
"We’ve simply lost our minds."

636
00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:28,583
"We aren’t insane, brother."

637
00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:32,917
"We’ve simply lost our minds."

638
00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:36,625
"Seeing us gives rise
to only this question."

639
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:40,625
"Does the fish have a black
spot or is the fish black?"

640
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:44,792
"This is a mint that
makes fake coins."

641
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:48,708
"We aren’t insane, brother."

642
00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:53,000
"We’ve simply lost our minds."

643
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:56,792
"We aren’t insane, brother."

644
00:37:57,083 --> 00:38:01,292
"We’ve simply lost our minds."

645
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:21,583
"We became notorious,
we became eminent too."

646
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:25,583
"From our dear ones we are alienated,
alienated, alienated."

647
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:29,417
"Our hearts were murdered,
and tortured too."

648
00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:33,458
"Grief has crushed us,
crushed us, crushed us."

649
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:38,333
"Oh, my partner. Oh my partner."

650
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:45,833
"Oh my partner, a rose has bloomed
in my barren garden on seeing you."

651
00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:50,917
"We aren’t insane, brother."

652
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:55,042
"We’ve simply lost our minds."

653
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:59,000
"We aren’t insane, brother."

654
00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:03,250
"We’ve simply lost our minds."

655
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:26,708
Excuse me.

656
00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:28,458
Why are you showing us this bone?

657
00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:30,250
And why have we been
kept in this mental asylum?

658
00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:31,583
And in strait jackets.

659
00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:32,958
Do we look insane?

660
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,250
Sir..
- Do you know who I am?

661
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,458
lam Ashok Singhania.

662
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:38,042
If these strait jackets
aren't taken off immediately..

663
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:41,083
...I'll sue you and your mental
institution for Millions of Pounds.

664
00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:41,792
Yes.

665
00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,542
Please calm down.
- No, you calm down.

666
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,625
Untie us immediately.

667
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:45,708
Fine. Ward-boy, take them away.

668
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,000
What ward-boy.
- Take them away.

669
00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,750
Okay, one second. One second.

670
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:51,250
We're calm, okay. See.

671
00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:52,917
Alright.
- Please release them.

672
00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,417
Fast.
- Thank you.

673
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:59,000
Let's talk like civilized people.

674
00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:02,292
I'll just ask you some questions.

675
00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:05,000
Can we start?

676
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:06,750
Yes.

677
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:08,833
What's the last thing
you two remember?

678
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:10,875
Yesterday we were in a board meeting.
- Yes.

679
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,583
I was presenting something.

680
00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:13,792
And then..

681
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,417
After that we opened our eyes and..

682
00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:21,667
We were here. In the mental asylum.

683
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:23,375
In strait jackets.

684
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:24,792
Amazing.

685
00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:27,125
Temporary memory loss.

686
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:34,375
Patients don't remember
when they turned into dogs.

687
00:40:34,792 --> 00:40:35,833
I just..

688
00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:37,083
I am sorry, what did you say?

689
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,083
When you turned into dogs?

690
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,792
D093?
<i>'</i> D093.

691
00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,000
D0gs!

692
00:40:43,167 --> 00:40:44,250
What rubbish are you talking?

693
00:40:44,292 --> 00:40:46,958
I am serious. Yesterday,
you two were behaving like dogs.

694
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,625
Oh God.
- She called us dogs again.

695
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:51,208
If we're dogs then..you're a cat.

696
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,458
You're a lizard.
- You're a 'Chamgadad'.

697
00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:56,750
What's a 'Chamgadad'?
- It's a bat

698
00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:58,542
"Batman."

699
00:40:58,625 --> 00:40:59,250
Yeah!

700
00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:02,333
You're a 'Gamchadad'.
- That's 'Chamgadad'.

701
00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:04,792
Yes, whatever. You're that too.
You're the entire zoo.

702
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,375
Ward-boy, take them both away.
- Okay, no.

703
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,042
Listen, listen. Sorry.

704
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,125
We're calm. We're okay.

705
00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:13,250
Ma'am, I think they need some water.

706
00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:15,292
Yeah, please give them.

707
00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:18,375
Drink some water.

708
00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:27,833
Look, doctor.

709
00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:30,750
We're telling you for the last time.

710
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,000
Politely.

711
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:34,292
We're not dogs.

712
00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:21,083
Stop them.

713
00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,875
Close the gates. Stop them.

714
00:42:26,542 --> 00:42:28,167
Let me go.

715
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,583
Inspector, this is public harassment.

716
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:54,875
Your dog sniffed my entire car.

717
00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:57,708
He even peed on my backseat.
But he didn't find any drugs.

718
00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,292
Now can I go please?

719
00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:00,708
Alright, you can go.

720
00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:01,792
Thank you. Thank you.

721
00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:12,083
Ashok, Kumar, why are you two..

722
00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:14,583
..barking and sniffing like a dog?

723
00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:17,500
Why are you barking on me?
lam Karan T Bijlani.

724
00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:21,000
What are you looking for inside?

725
00:43:21,042 --> 00:43:23,625
What are you sniffing for?

726
00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:27,125
Drugs!

727
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,833
Officer, these drugs aren't mine.
- Well done.

728
00:43:30,917 --> 00:43:32,542
This isn't my car either.

729
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:34,500
I came in a taxi.

730
00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:35,958
Let's go.

731
00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:41,708
Ashok and Kumar,
I won't spare you two?

732
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,417
Oh my, God!

733
00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:07,667
How could we make such
a big mistake, Shivani?

734
00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:10,125
Sir, Ashok and Kumar
were telling the truth.

735
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:12,000
They've been conspired against.

736
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,917
Someone wants to make them insane.

737
00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:16,125
That's why our ward-boy
was drugging them.

738
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,000
And what did the ward-boy say..

739
00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,583
..when you confronted him?

740
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:21,625
Sir, he isn't saying a thing.

741
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,750
We should call the police.
- Police?

742
00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:24,875
No, no, no, Shivani.

743
00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:26,833
Look, we can deal
with the ward-boy later.

744
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,542
But if we go to the police..

745
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:31,208
..then Ashok Singhania will sue us.
He'll shut down this hospital.

746
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,875
Yeah!
- Let's do one thing.

747
00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:35,625
Tell Ashok and Kumar
that they're being released..

748
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:37,875
..because they are cured.

749
00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:38,958
They are cured.

750
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,542
And don't listen to them at all.

751
00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:42,542
Just get them out of here anyway.

752
00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:45,500
In fact, release them right now.
- Not now, sir.

753
00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:47,833
They are still dogs.
They will bite me.

754
00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:50,375
In the morning when they turn
back into humans I will let them go.

755
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:52,250
Okay.

756
00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:56,583
It's em Pt)!-

757
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,167
Where's my doctor?

758
00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:00,250
Doesn't she come during lunchtime?

759
00:45:00,292 --> 00:45:01,958
Today is Valentine's Day.

760
00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:03,875
I've brought a gift for her.

761
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,292
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

762
00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:08,458
Nobody can keep her
away from me, okay.

763
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,167
I'm going over to Ward-A.

764
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:13,167
I'll see her face to
face and give her this gift.

765
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:14,333
You come along too.

766
00:45:14,583 --> 00:45:15,750
It will only take a minute.

767
00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,417
We'll just go there,
give her the gift and come back.

768
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:19,750
Okay?

769
00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:21,958
Only two minutes.

770
00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:23,667
Two minutes. Come on!

771
00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:31,917
Come on.

772
00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:36,583
Ashok, just calm down.
- What calm down?

773
00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,792
Thank God you're
discharging us today.

774
00:45:38,917 --> 00:45:41,583
Otherwise my lawyers would've
shutdown this institution forever.

775
00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:43,583
Forget it, we're going out anyway.

776
00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:45,458
Come, sir. Please come, sir.

777
00:45:46,875 --> 00:45:50,375
Wait here for a while,
I'll get your discharge papers.

778
00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:51,708
What papers?

779
00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:53,875
Listen, you release us immediately.

780
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,375
Sir.
- Enough is enough.

781
00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:57,208
Sir, paperwork is important.

782
00:45:57,417 --> 00:45:58,917
It will only take a while.

783
00:45:59,042 --> 00:46:00,167
Ward-boy.
- Yes, ma'am.

784
00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:02,250
Please get Mr.
Ashok and Mr. Kumar's clothes.

785
00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:04,500
Sir, please wait for
a while I'll be right back.

786
00:46:04,542 --> 00:46:06,292
Please hurry up.
- Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

787
00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:07,917
Sit.

788
00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:09,125
Sit.

789
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:13,708
No, no.

790
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:19,917
Sir. Sir. Sir.

791
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,042
What?

792
00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:25,625
Ashok and Kumarjumped into Ward A.

793
00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:29,042
Oh God, why are You so kind to me?

794
00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:30,333
Thanks. Come on.

795
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:33,583
She's taking so long
for the paperwork.

796
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,792
Relax, she will be here.
- What relax?

797
00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,667
I want to go home.
- Fine.

798
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,167
Let's have coffee.

799
00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:40,292
I don't want coffee.

800
00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:41,667
Come on.
- I don't want coffee.

801
00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:43,458
She will be back by then,
let's have coffee.

802
00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:45,458
She will be back by then.

803
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:47,792
Okay.

804
00:46:48,958 --> 00:46:50,125
Two lattes please.
- Sure.

805
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:05,167
Here are your clothes.

806
00:47:05,208 --> 00:47:06,292
Clothes.

807
00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:07,458
We aren't naked.

808
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,958
We're wearing clothes.

809
00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:10,958
Dr. Shivani asked me
to give it to you two.

810
00:47:11,208 --> 00:47:13,583
Dr. Shivani.
Then we'll definitely wear them.

811
00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:16,417
Go and change in the toilet.

812
00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,792
Let's go out and drink.
- Good idea.

813
00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:30,917
Don't get furious.

814
00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:32,625
Look, we'll soon be released.

815
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:35,042
Let's just enjoy this weather
and this lovely coffee

816
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:36,292
Okay.

817
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:51,292
"Today's Weather.."

818
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:55,083
"Today's Weather.."

819
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,208
Lovely day for a coffee, right.

820
00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,250
Actually,
this isn't coffee, it's latte.

821
00:48:00,292 --> 00:48:02,083
Ah, Latte.

822
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:03,292
Latein (kicks).

823
00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:06,833
But you don't drink "Latein",
you endure it.

824
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:11,000
Crossed over to ward A,

825
00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,542
Look, we aren't mad.

826
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:15,375
Yes, yes, you aren't mad.
You're just a little crazy.

827
00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:16,917
Grab them. Come on.

828
00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:19,417
Let go. Let me go.

829
00:48:19,542 --> 00:48:20,583
Let us go.

830
00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:43,917
Happy Valentine's Day.

831
00:48:46,292 --> 00:48:47,333
Thank you!

832
00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:53,208
You look more beautiful up close.

833
00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:57,542
She looks like Angelina
Jolie from this close.

834
00:48:57,833 --> 00:49:01,500
I guess they aren't
completely sane yet.

835
00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:03,792
Shall we go?

836
00:49:03,917 --> 00:49:04,750
Where

837
00:49:04,792 --> 00:49:06,542
Come with me, Come with me, please.

838
00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:08,375
Come on.

839
00:49:08,417 --> 00:49:09,792
Please come, please.

840
00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:15,042
Open the gate please.

841
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,208
Why did you bring us to the gate?

842
00:49:19,417 --> 00:49:22,292
Because.. the road's on
the other side of the main gate.

843
00:49:22,792 --> 00:49:24,625
And today is Valentine's Day.

844
00:49:25,292 --> 00:49:27,250
So on this occasion
you two are being released.

845
00:49:27,417 --> 00:49:29,208
Here are your release papers.

846
00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:30,708
Thank you.
- Good bye.

847
00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:32,750
What happened, Mr. Ashok?

848
00:49:33,042 --> 00:49:34,083
I hate goodbyes.

849
00:49:37,792 --> 00:49:38,833
Goodbye hug!

850
00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:42,125
Okay.

851
00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:43,917
Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!

852
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:46,583
Mr. Ashok, you're leaving not me.

853
00:49:47,792 --> 00:49:48,833
Goodbye.
- Doctor.

854
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:50,750
What now?
- Goodbye kiss.

855
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:51,875
Goodbye. Goodbye.

856
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,417
Come on, at least we don't have to..

857
00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:57,167
..see that oaf Yamraj's face again.

858
00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:59,750
If there's hell anywhere on earth.

859
00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,375
Then it's right here.

860
00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:03,375
Its right here. Right here.

861
00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,750
The way I am going
to torture you two today..

862
00:50:08,167 --> 00:50:13,417
...will be so terrible,
that my Master..

863
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:19,292
..Jambo ldi Amin,
Saddam, Achtung Hitler.

864
00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:26,708
Gadaffi and chicken
hakka noodle Kim Jong..

865
00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:29,833
..would give me a
gold medal for torture.

866
00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:40,583
Now I am going to show you.

867
00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:44,667
Sajid Khan's 'Himmatwala'.

868
00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:03,875
Ashok. Kumar.

869
00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:12,833
Ashok.

870
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:19,250
Kumar. So good to see you guys.

871
00:51:19,542 --> 00:51:21,667
I was on my way to the
mental asylum to see you.

872
00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:24,667
But what are you to doing here.

873
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:28,917
Today is Valentine's Day,
so I've been discharged.

874
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,125
Of course, they had to.

875
00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:33,625
You two aren't mad.

876
00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:36,500
We've been trying
to say that for so long.

877
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:38,000
We're just a little crazy.

878
00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:40,083
Ashok, why are you talking like this?

879
00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:44,708
And Kumar, why are you staring at me?

880
00:51:45,708 --> 00:51:47,000
Oh my God.

881
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:50,583
Aren't you Shanaya,
from the reality show?

882
00:51:50,792 --> 00:51:53,708
She's Shanaya.
- Your Shanaya.

883
00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:56,875
Madam. Madam. He's a big fan.

884
00:51:57,125 --> 00:52:00,333
I guess they aren't
completely sane yet.

885
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:01,667
Poor things.

886
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:05,375
Look, I feel you two need some rest.

887
00:52:05,792 --> 00:52:06,958
Shall we go?
- Where?

888
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,167
Home.

889
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,500
I get it.

890
00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:12,208
Now you'll take us to a big house,
won't you?

891
00:52:12,292 --> 00:52:13,708
No, it's a mansion.

892
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:15,542
Your mansion. Shall we go?

893
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:16,792
Driver.

894
00:52:16,917 --> 00:52:18,375
Mansion.

895
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:25,583
Why are we dancing?
- You fool.

896
00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:29,000
We're on a reality show.
‘Kaun Banega Millionare".

897
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:31,792
And this Shanaya
picks any common man..

898
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,458
..and makes them rich.

899
00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:35,917
And this time you've been chosen.

900
00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:37,667
You also got a mansion.

901
00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:41,583
Shall we go?
- Yes, let's go.

902
00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:42,958
Come on.. come on..

903
00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:44,625
Mansion!

904
00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:49,125
Albert, shanaya messaged that
Ashok and Kumar are coming home.

905
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,333
And you're drinking.

906
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,708
I've told you a thousand times
not to drink during work hours.

907
00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:54,083
Haven't I?
- Yes.

908
00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:56,833
If I catch you drinking
during duty hours I will fire you.

909
00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:58,250
It won't happen again.

910
00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:00,375
Crazy fellow.

911
00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:04,625
I'll take the label off the bottle.

912
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:09,458
No one will know whether
it's vodka or water.

913
00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:19,167
And then I kicked him.

914
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,833
And he fell down..

915
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:32,958
Welcome home.

916
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:34,792
What a house.

917
00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:36,958
Dumbo, this is not a real house.

918
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,958
It's a set.

919
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,750
Take a peek at the back,
I'm sure it's hoisted with bamboos.

920
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:40,917
Come on.

921
00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:44,208
But what kind of
a reality show is this?

922
00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:46,083
I don't see any cameras.

923
00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,417
Do you see cameras in Big Boss?

924
00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:49,583
No,ﬁght

925
00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:51,917
This is in the same format.
Hidden cameras.

926
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,250
And these servants.

927
00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:58,000
They've been hired, per-day artist.

928
00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:01,250
And who's the one that's
walking towards us.

929
00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:03,167
Her? That's the supporting actor.

930
00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:05,625
Now just act like
a millionaire, okay.

931
00:54:05,667 --> 00:54:06,542
Okay, okay.

932
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:08,583
Welcome, sir.
It's so good to have you back.

933
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:11,333
Hello young lady.

934
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:14,875
Wow, that's Pran sir.
Let's see you mimic Rajendra Nath.

935
00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:19,417
What a house.

936
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:20,375
What a blouse.

937
00:54:20,417 --> 00:54:21,750
Do you have a spouse?

938
00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:25,208
Hey. Wow!

939
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,625
Where are you going?

940
00:54:28,375 --> 00:54:30,750
Sweety, did you miss me?

941
00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:32,917
I missed you so much.

942
00:54:33,208 --> 00:54:36,250
Pardon me,
aunty, but I don't know Punjabi.

943
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:38,208
Means I understand no Punjabi.

944
00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:41,375
<i>Aunty!</i>

945
00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:42,625
Ashok.

946
00:54:43,167 --> 00:54:44,542
Ashok, wait.

947
00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:46,792
Sandwiches.

948
00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:51,125
Sir. Sir.

949
00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:53,000
Won't you meet your father?

950
00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:54,708
Father?

951
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:57,625
His father passed away years ago.
- Oh my, God!

952
00:54:58,042 --> 00:54:59,083
Don't say that.

953
00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:00,958
He isn't dead..he's in coma.

954
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,917
Coma. - Coma?

955
00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,250
Please excuse me.

956
00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:14,917
There's a 'father in
coma' angle in play here.

957
00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:17,083
Wow! Why?

958
00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:18,875
For TRP!

959
00:55:19,042 --> 00:55:21,208
Women cry a lot seeing these things.

960
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:23,375
I get it.

961
00:55:23,542 --> 00:55:24,833
So what do I do?

962
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:27,667
Dumbo, if there's a father in coma..

963
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:29,542
..then act like they
do on daily soaps.

964
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:31,083
You know.

965
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:33,917
The highest TRP comes from Gujarat.

966
00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:35,667
I get it. I get it.

967
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:39,792
Wow. Where's papa?

968
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:45,292
Papa!

969
00:55:46,125 --> 00:55:47,708
Papa!

970
00:55:48,958 --> 00:55:52,208
He's been in coma for six years.

971
00:55:53,042 --> 00:55:55,083
He's in coma for six years.

972
00:55:56,167 --> 00:56:00,750
I've wept buckets
of tears in your memory.

973
00:56:01,250 --> 00:56:04,333
He's crying like
a buffoon in his memory.

974
00:56:04,667 --> 00:56:08,208
Wake up, papa. Wake UP-

975
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:12,333
G0 jogging, papa. Go jogging. - What?

976
00:56:13,542 --> 00:56:15,833
A son is talking to his father.

977
00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:18,542
Will you please step outside?

978
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,583
I beg you. - Okay, okay, come on.

979
00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:22,333
Please go out.

980
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,667
Hey aunty..you too.

981
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,667
Leave quickly.

982
00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:31,667
Papa.

983
00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:35,250
You're over acting too much. Get up.

984
00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:37,375
Uncle, get up.

985
00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:38,625
Get up.

986
00:56:39,042 --> 00:56:40,292
Uncle. - Uncle.

987
00:56:41,667 --> 00:56:42,958
Uncle. - Uncle.

988
00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:45,000
Uncle.

989
00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:47,167
What method acting, uncle?

990
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,667
What's method acting?

991
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,625
Once you get in the
skin of the character..

992
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,625
..then you get out only
after the end of the episode.

993
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:54,750
Then will he lie down like that..

994
00:56:54,792 --> 00:56:56,042
..throughout the
entire episode? - Yes.

995
00:56:56,125 --> 00:56:57,667
That's what he's paid for.

996
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,500
Wow! Video games.

997
00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:03,458
Wow.

998
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:08,792
Why isn't it working?

999
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:10,250
It's broken.

1000
00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:13,208
It's not broken,
there's a fault with the wiring.

1001
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:14,708
Really? - Look.

1002
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:25,250
Dumbo, this wire doesn't go here,
it goes there.

1003
00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:27,500
It won't fit here.

1004
00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:30,708
It goes here, not there.

1005
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,125
It doesn't go here.

1006
00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:53,792
It does.

1007
00:57:57,292 --> 00:57:58,333
Doesn't.

1008
00:58:00,958 --> 00:58:02,250
It does, put it.

1009
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:06,500
The game's working.

1010
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,667
I won! I won! I won!

1011
00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:44,875
Yes, Mishti.

1012
00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:48,083
Ashok and Kumar have been
discharged from the mental asylum.

1013
00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:49,292
And they are at home.

1014
00:58:49,375 --> 00:58:50,417
What?

1015
00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:53,375
I mean..good. That's great news.

1016
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:58,792
You look after them.
I'll return tomorrow from Mauritius.

1017
00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:00,458
I'll see you guys then. - Okay, sir.

1018
00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:05,208
Hello.

1019
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:08,417
You said you can keep them in
the hospital for as long as you want.

1020
00:59:08,667 --> 00:59:09,708
Yes, I did. So?

1021
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,417
So how were they
released from the asylum?

1022
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:12,250
What?

1023
00:59:12,292 --> 00:59:15,708
All rubbish talks.

1024
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,208
Hold on, listen to me.

1025
00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:20,542
I'll go the asylum right now
and find out how they were released.

1026
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:23,083
Get them back in the asylum today!

1027
00:59:25,958 --> 00:59:27,583
How did they come out?

1028
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,458
You've been at it for two hours.
Hurry up.

1029
00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:33,833
ls your information correct?

1030
00:59:33,917 --> 00:59:36,875
Yes. I found out that there's a
way out through the bathroom ceiling.

1031
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,458
Hurry UP!

1032
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:40,708
You already drank
fifty glasses of water.

1033
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:41,833
How much more do you need?

1034
00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:43,542
Let me concentrate.

1035
00:59:46,292 --> 00:59:47,333
Yes.

1036
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,417
Come on.

1037
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,042
Go.

1038
00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:57,667
Go.. go..

1039
01:00:08,042 --> 01:00:09,083
Come on.

1040
01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:15,667
What are you doing?

1041
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:17,458
I've got to pee.

1042
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:21,750
If the warden catches
us he'll kill us.

1043
01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:24,292
Hurry up. - I know, but..I'm coming.

1044
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,583
I can't believe you, hurry up.

1045
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:30,958
I had fifty glasses of water.

1046
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:32,500
We'll be caught.

1047
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:33,667
lam coming.

1048
01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:36,250
Chit-chat in the bathroom.

1049
01:00:36,708 --> 01:00:37,917
Caught you!

1050
01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:09,125
I haven't finished yet.

1051
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,708
I can't control it.

1052
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:12,458
No, no.

1053
01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:42,292
No.

1054
01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:57,583
Control. Control.

1055
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:19,000
Done. Done.

1056
01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:20,250
Yuck!

1057
01:02:20,292 --> 01:02:21,458
What's wrong, baby!

1058
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,375
We gave an off to all the servants..

1059
01:02:23,667 --> 01:02:26,875
..and prepared this special
Valentines dinner for you.

1060
01:02:26,917 --> 01:02:29,583
And we thought chicken
ala-Keev is your favorite.

1061
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:32,167
Our favorite is potato 'Paratha‘.

1062
01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:34,000
Potato 'Paratha'?

1063
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:37,250
But we don't know how to make it.

1064
01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:39,292
So what? We'll make it.

1065
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,792
When did you two start
making potato 'Parathas'?

1066
01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:45,458
Madam, there are just two
things famous in this world.

1067
01:02:52,292 --> 01:02:53,333
Wow!

1068
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:05,167
Only two!

1069
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,833
Bruce Lee's karate.

1070
01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:16,750
And Ashok-Kumar's Parathe.

1071
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,667
Where's your kitchen?

1072
01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:27,250
Where is it?

1073
01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,833
First take flour.

1074
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,250
Flour! Flour!

1075
01:03:30,958 --> 01:03:32,625
Next add lots of water.

1076
01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:34,417
Water. Water. Water. Water.

1077
01:03:35,458 --> 01:03:36,500
Water.

1078
01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:38,125
Water.

1079
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,792
Vodka in pancake

1080
01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:53,833
That was great.

1081
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,208
Buddy, sometimes you make
the most amazing parathas.

1082
01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:02,000
I never had such parathas
in my life before.

1083
01:04:11,292 --> 01:04:16,583
I can see two Ashoks.

1084
01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:24,208
Even I can see two Kumars.

1085
01:04:24,292 --> 01:04:25,333
Come here.

1086
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,042
Come here.

1087
01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:34,458
Valentine's dinner is over.

1088
01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:37,625
Now let's do what's
done on Valentine's.

1089
01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,667
No, no.
- Why?

1090
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:41,833
We need to go for a
morning walk after dinner.

1091
01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,417
No, no. - Kumar.

1092
01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:44,750
Kumar.

1093
01:04:45,042 --> 01:04:46,583
Don't go.

1094
01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:47,750
Come on.

1095
01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:49,417
Stick one there.

1096
01:04:49,833 --> 01:04:51,500
Come on, stick it up there.

1097
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,792
There as well.

1098
01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,833
Put one on the sky
and on the ground too.

1099
01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,917
Let's see how they escape..

1100
01:04:57,833 --> 01:04:59,083
Car..in my area?

1101
01:05:03,875 --> 01:05:04,917
Excuse me.

1102
01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:07,333
Why are Ashok and Kumar's
posters being put up everywhere?

1103
01:05:07,417 --> 01:05:10,292
Because these two dogs
fled from this asylum.

1104
01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:11,458
Fled?

1105
01:05:13,667 --> 01:05:14,708
You mean they haven't
been discharged.

1106
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,625
I would never release them.

1107
01:05:17,042 --> 01:05:17,875
But who are you?

1108
01:05:17,917 --> 01:05:20,792
They were admitted in
this asylum after my diagnosis.

1109
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,292
lam Dr. Khan.

1110
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:23,417
Doctor?

1111
01:05:23,750 --> 01:05:27,042
You look more like
a protein shake model.

1112
01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:30,958
I know where these two are hiding?

1113
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,083
Really?

1114
01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:35,208
If you tell me where
they are hiding..

1115
01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:37,333
...I'll make your nights colorful.

1116
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:38,125
What do you mean?

1117
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:41,417
I mean..I'll gift you colorful lamps.

1118
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:42,917
Okay?

1119
01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:45,042
Don't get ideas, mister.

1120
01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,833
I know young men like you.

1121
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:49,875
Then listen. - Yes.

1122
01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:51,125
But from a distance.

1123
01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:53,875
Then speak louder..but in my ears.

1124
01:06:01,417 --> 01:06:02,625
George.

1125
01:06:04,042 --> 01:06:05,250
Albert.

1126
01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:07,500
Stella.

1127
01:06:08,292 --> 01:06:09,708
Where's everyone?

1128
01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:10,917
Forget it.

1129
01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:12,458
Parathe.

1130
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:17,250
I guess your staff was having
a paratha party in your absence.

1131
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:19,958
lam hungry.

1132
01:06:20,083 --> 01:06:21,292
I am eating these parathas.

1133
01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:22,833
Me too.

1134
01:06:25,917 --> 01:06:31,292
<i>Sweaty-pie,
don't stay so far from me.</i>

1135
01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:32,833
Wait. Wait.

1136
01:06:33,042 --> 01:06:35,333
We'll go change.

1137
01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:37,542
Night-suit. Night-suit. Night-suit.

1138
01:06:37,625 --> 01:06:40,333
Change later.

1139
01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:56,125
What kind of a staff do you have..

1140
01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:58,833
..and what type of
parathas did they make?

1141
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:01,667
It's making my head spin.

1142
01:07:02,167 --> 01:07:03,208
They're my staff.

1143
01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:05,833
They're excused.

1144
01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:09,625
Must be some spice which they added.

1145
01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:13,458
My head's spinning too.

1146
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:17,042
Let's go sleep.

1147
01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:22,083
Let's go change first.

1148
01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:24,458
Come with me. Follow me.

1149
01:08:53,958 --> 01:08:57,125
Why are you taking so long?

1150
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,417
Earlier we could see two of them.

1151
01:09:08,542 --> 01:09:11,792
Now I can see four.

1152
01:09:11,917 --> 01:09:15,458
And in different color night suits.

1153
01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:17,500
Shanaya.

1154
01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:19,000
Mishti.

1155
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:24,000
Oh, baby. - Come here, baby.

1156
01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:47,417
"Your attitude is
intoxicating to me."

1157
01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:51,625
"Your heart is my address."

1158
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:56,417
"l am feeling naughty,
listen to my heart."

1159
01:09:56,667 --> 01:10:01,000
"I'm so crazy for you, baby.
Don't you break my heart."

1160
01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:05,333
"Lest our night together
gets destroyed."

1161
01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:34,375
"You have checked into my heart."

1162
01:10:34,417 --> 01:10:36,542
"Everything is set between us now."

1163
01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:38,750
"This is the breaking news on TV."

1164
01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:42,583
"This is the breaking news on TV."

1165
01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:46,708
"l am lost and you are lost."

1166
01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:51,292
"Your heart is my address."

1167
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:56,083
"All my dreams are full of you."

1168
01:10:56,125 --> 01:11:00,458
"I'm so crazy for you, baby.
Don't you break my heart."

1169
01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:04,750
"Lest our night together
gets destroyed."

1170
01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:33,792
"Baby, you are in my dreams."

1171
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:36,042
"Baby, you know how
I'm so hung on you."

1172
01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:38,208
"Baby, now you tell me what to do."

1173
01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:42,083
"Baby, now you tell me..
Tell me what to do."

1174
01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:46,292
"You tell me what you want."

1175
01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:50,833
"Your heart is my address."

1176
01:11:51,167 --> 01:11:55,542
"l want you to say this
like you mean it, baby."

1177
01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:59,875
"I'm so crazy for you, baby.
Don't you break my heart."

1178
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:04,125
"Lest our night together
gets destroyed."

1179
01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:32,750
Yes, Ayesha.

1180
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:34,417
What?

1181
01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:37,542
The channel head's
coming here to meet me.

1182
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,375
Oh my, God!

1183
01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:41,333
I think I am going to
get an extension of my show.

1184
01:12:41,542 --> 01:12:43,833
Thanks for letting me know.
Okay, I'll go get ready. Bye.

1185
01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:50,375
The reality show's
channel head's coming here.

1186
01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:52,292
The owner of this channel..

1187
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,208
..which hosts our reality
show is coming here.

1188
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,542
So?-So?

1189
01:12:56,792 --> 01:13:00,542
We'll please him and
he'll make us win this show.

1190
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,083
But how will we please him?

1191
01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:06,292
Idea!

1192
01:13:06,542 --> 01:13:07,875
My grandmother used to say..

1193
01:13:08,042 --> 01:13:10,792
..if you want to please
someone then butter him up.

1194
01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:14,417
Look.

1195
01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:16,125
I guess that's him.

1196
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,542
Sir.

1197
01:13:18,792 --> 01:13:19,500
Sir.

1198
01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:22,250
These two are still here?

1199
01:13:23,042 --> 01:13:25,875
Stupid Khan couldn't do a simple job.

1200
01:13:26,792 --> 01:13:28,750
Ashok. Kumar.

1201
01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:30,708
Sir. Come, sir. - You two..

1202
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,250
Come. Come, sir. Sit.

1203
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:33,917
Come, sir. Sit.

1204
01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:35,625
Sir, you're so handsome.

1205
01:13:35,750 --> 01:13:37,583
What a suit, sir.
Sir, shoulder massage?

1206
01:13:37,625 --> 01:13:39,125
Sir, head massage?

1207
01:13:39,667 --> 01:13:41,750
What sir?

1208
01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:45,208
Ashok. Kumar.
Are you two alright?

1209
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,333
We're absolutely fine, sir.

1210
01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:50,833
Sir, your reality show
‘Kaun Banega Millionaire'..

1211
01:13:51,042 --> 01:13:52,542
..is just fantastic.

1212
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:54,125
Reality show?

1213
01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:56,500
Ashok. Kumar.

1214
01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:59,875
You do know who I am?
- Of course, sir.

1215
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,792
Everyone knows who you are.

1216
01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:04,125
You're the owner of Channel 9.

1217
01:14:04,167 --> 01:14:05,958
When Shivani released
us from the asylum..

1218
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:10,458
..and Shanaya chose
us as participants we knew..

1219
01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:13,917
That our luck's going to change.

1220
01:14:14,042 --> 01:14:17,125
Our luck's going to change.

1221
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:19,458
We can dance too, sir.

1222
01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:22,375
See, we're such good contestants.

1223
01:14:22,417 --> 01:14:23,875
We even have good set of teethes.

1224
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,583
Look at our muscles, sir.

1225
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,958
What are you two doing?

1226
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,542
Look at us fight.

1227
01:14:36,792 --> 01:14:37,917
And look at this, sir.

1228
01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:41,042
What are you two doing?

1229
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:43,625
And, look at this
amazing death scene.

1230
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:44,875
Ready? Ready?

1231
01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:49,500
What are you guys doing?

1232
01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:51,500
We showed you everything.

1233
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:53,333
Please let us win this show.

1234
01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:54,792
Let us win this show.

1235
01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:58,083
Look..we can do anything
to win this show.

1236
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:01,042
What do you two mean? What can I do?

1237
01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:03,375
I get it. I get it. - What can I do?

1238
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:06,000
You won't agree so easily.

1239
01:15:12,250 --> 01:15:13,708
What are you doing?

1240
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:17,167
What are you two doing?
What are you doing?

1241
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,708
We're buttering you, sir.

1242
01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:21,542
It's absolutely fresh, sir.
Made from buffalo's milk.

1243
01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:22,667
What nonsense is this?

1244
01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,458
We even buttered you up now.
Please let us win the show.

1245
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,167
Please, sir.
- Okay, okay, okay. Fine.

1246
01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:28,500
Oh, God!

1247
01:15:28,583 --> 01:15:31,417
Please let us win, sir.
- I'll show you another trick.

1248
01:15:31,542 --> 01:15:32,333
Look.

1249
01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:33,333
Look.

1250
01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,000
I'll pull this table-cloth out..

1251
01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:37,583
..and none of the
utensil will fall. Okay.

1252
01:15:37,792 --> 01:15:40,708
Abracadabra..hocus-pocus.

1253
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,083
They are completely mad.

1254
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,125
It worked the last time.

1255
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:49,000
There were no utensils
on the table last time.

1256
01:15:57,292 --> 01:15:58,917
Hello. - Khan.

1257
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,542
Did you find out
how Ashok and Kumar..

1258
01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,458
..were released from
the mental asylum?

1259
01:16:03,542 --> 01:16:04,833
Actually, they weren't released..

1260
01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:06,083
..they had escaped.

1261
01:16:06,917 --> 01:16:09,042
But last night,
I brought them back to the asylum..

1262
01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:11,250
..with the help of the warden.

1263
01:16:11,542 --> 01:16:13,667
Then tell me something you rascal.

1264
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:17,333
What are those two
doing in garden right now?

1265
01:16:17,667 --> 01:16:18,292
What?

1266
01:16:18,333 --> 01:16:20,625
I mean they are right here.

1267
01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:22,417
But how's that possible?

1268
01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:26,250
They are right before my eyes
in the asylum's B-wing.

1269
01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:27,542
What nonsense.

1270
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:29,375
Honestly.

1271
01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:31,250
Come and see for yourself.

1272
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,375
What?

1273
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:37,833
What are you blabbering?
Those two are here?

1274
01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:39,000
Do you know what they've
done to me at home?

1275
01:16:39,083 --> 01:16:40,250
They buttered my face.

1276
01:16:42,208 --> 01:16:43,250
What..

1277
01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:08,417
Uncle!

1278
01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:12,500
Ashok.

1279
01:17:14,292 --> 01:17:15,458
Thank God you're here.

1280
01:17:15,875 --> 01:17:17,125
What's happening with us?

1281
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:18,417
Why are we in a mental asylum?

1282
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,208
And..we were released.

1283
01:17:20,417 --> 01:17:21,667
So why are we being kept here?

1284
01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:24,333
Ashok. Kumar.
lam so sorry about all this.

1285
01:17:24,583 --> 01:17:27,667
This..is certainly the
doing of our rival companies.

1286
01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:29,708
But you two don't worry.

1287
01:17:29,792 --> 01:17:32,292
I will do my best to
get you two out of here.

1288
01:17:32,792 --> 01:17:35,750
And when I find out
who drugged your glasses..

1289
01:17:35,792 --> 01:17:38,458
..during the board meeting,
I won't spare him.

1290
01:17:39,542 --> 01:17:42,792
I will get you two out
of here at any cost, okay.

1291
01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:44,375
I'll be back.

1292
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:47,792
Uncle.

1293
01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:51,417
How did you know our
glasses were drugged?

1294
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:59,083
Son..the doctor told me.

1295
01:18:01,042 --> 01:18:02,792
How could I not see this coming?

1296
01:18:05,042 --> 01:18:06,667
You're behind all this.

1297
01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,542
No, no, Ashok. Of course not.

1298
01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:09,917
Dad's in coma.

1299
01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:12,500
lam in jail.

1300
01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:15,000
So who will run the company?

1301
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,042
<i>You!</i>

1302
01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:21,583
And the company's
clause states that..

1303
01:18:22,458 --> 01:18:25,250
..if you lose your
mental balance, then..

1304
01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:29,125
You'll be given the
temporary power of attorney.

1305
01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:34,375
And soon..it will be permanent.

1306
01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:42,042
Caught me! Caught me! Caught me!

1307
01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:44,958
Finally you two saw my true colors.

1308
01:18:45,292 --> 01:18:47,500
But..look at the irony of life.

1309
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,750
I am the one that's
caught red-handed..

1310
01:18:49,792 --> 01:18:51,833
..and you two are behind bars.

1311
01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:58,125
Yes, I dosed you with that drug.

1312
01:19:00,417 --> 01:19:03,875
And that drug was
prepared by Dr. Khan.

1313
01:19:05,708 --> 01:19:07,208
He's a big rascal..

1314
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:09,667
..Kunwar Amar Nath Singh.

1315
01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:13,000
KANS. (mythological villain)

1316
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:16,875
So how can you expect
any goodness from him?

1317
01:19:17,292 --> 01:19:18,667
In the next board meeting..

1318
01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:21,917
...I'll be the new boss
of Singhania Group of Industries.

1319
01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:27,667
And you..will officially
handover the entire property to me.

1320
01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,417
Now you'll ask how.

1321
01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:34,083
We have your look-alikes.

1322
01:19:36,667 --> 01:19:37,792
And right now..

1323
01:19:38,667 --> 01:19:40,083
..they are at your house.

1324
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:43,167
And it's no rocket
science to understand..

1325
01:19:43,583 --> 01:19:44,958
..that they are the
real mental patients.

1326
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,750
And you're being held
here in their place.

1327
01:19:46,958 --> 01:19:48,208
You know what I mean.

1328
01:19:49,042 --> 01:19:50,375
Two Double roles.

1329
01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:53,917
And coincidently,
do you know what their names are?

1330
01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:57,583
Ashok..and Kumar!

1331
01:19:58,875 --> 01:20:02,458
Now..I'm going to use
those stupid doubles..

1332
01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:06,042
..and seize the entire property.

1333
01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:11,208
And yes..after last
night's 'great escape'..

1334
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:14,000
...there's no chance
of escaping again.

1335
01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:17,750
Because all the security
locks have been changed.

1336
01:20:17,958 --> 01:20:20,625
Now you two will rot here.

1337
01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:23,625
See you guys like..

1338
01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:25,708
Never!

1339
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,875
I've seen and heard everything.

1340
01:20:46,625 --> 01:20:47,833
What are you doing?

1341
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,958
I want to show you two something.

1342
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,583
Come with me

1343
01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:55,250
Consider me a friend. Come on.

1344
01:20:55,833 --> 01:20:56,875
Come.

1345
01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:43,292
There aren't just
two look-alikes here.

1346
01:21:43,792 --> 01:21:44,875
There are three.

1347
01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,708
This is the most dangerous..

1348
01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:14,333
..and insane patient
of this institution.

1349
01:22:14,667 --> 01:22:18,208
That's why he's been
kept in secret ward C.

1350
01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:19,917
Johnny!

1351
01:22:22,292 --> 01:22:25,750
When I saw your uncle,
I couldn't believe my eyes either.

1352
01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:28,375
Just like you two can't believe it.

1353
01:22:51,125 --> 01:22:53,083
Get ready KANS.

1354
01:22:53,417 --> 01:22:55,792
If you have our look-alikes ..

1355
01:22:56,458 --> 01:22:58,417
..then we've your look-alike.

1356
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:00,208
The real fun begins.

1357
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,708
Ashok. Kumar.

1358
01:23:19,042 --> 01:23:20,625
Cyrus has told me everything..

1359
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:22,250
..that happened with you.

1360
01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,708
Somehow I feel very guilty.

1361
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:26,833
Confused by your look-alikes..

1362
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:29,708
..l released the
other Ashok and Kumar.

1363
01:23:29,833 --> 01:23:31,375
Now that you know everything..

1364
01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:33,125
...I'm sure you understand that..

1365
01:23:33,292 --> 01:23:35,333
..how important Johnny's for us.

1366
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:38,917
Doctor, if we train Johnny
to act like my uncle..

1367
01:23:39,542 --> 01:23:41,500
..then will you help
us get out of here?

1368
01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:42,750
Of course.

1369
01:23:42,792 --> 01:23:45,000
lam with you. - Thank you.

1370
01:23:45,083 --> 01:23:46,125
Hold on.

1371
01:23:46,583 --> 01:23:48,500
No one can help anyone here.

1372
01:23:49,792 --> 01:23:51,875
I admit that I took
you to see Johnny..

1373
01:23:51,917 --> 01:23:55,083
..but I don't think
he's of any use to you.

1374
01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:57,750
Why? - He's got 3rd stage OCD

1375
01:23:57,792 --> 01:24:00,583
What? 3rd stage 0CD? - Yes, doctor.

1376
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:02,667
3rd stage? 0CD?

1377
01:24:03,042 --> 01:24:04,333
What's that?

1378
01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:07,583
0CD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

1379
01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,542
An illness to stay clean.

1380
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:12,125
They are scared of germs.
Wear gloves.

1381
01:24:12,208 --> 01:24:14,458
Yes, but that's stage one.

1382
01:24:14,708 --> 01:24:17,667
Stage two patients
are a threat to themselves.

1383
01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:20,458
Like..they'll rub soap so hard..

1384
01:24:20,542 --> 01:24:22,083
..that they'll bleed themselves.

1385
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:24,042
But stage three.

1386
01:24:24,542 --> 01:24:27,042
Stage three cases are very rare.

1387
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,458
Almost one in a million.

1388
01:24:28,542 --> 01:24:30,667
Their condition is so worse..

1389
01:24:30,708 --> 01:24:33,875
..that if someone sneezes,
they feel..

1390
01:24:33,917 --> 01:24:37,208
..he's trying to kill
them by spreading germs.

1391
01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:39,667
They attack to kill.

1392
01:24:39,792 --> 01:24:40,667
What?

1393
01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:44,750
And Johnny has already
attacked seventeen people.

1394
01:24:44,833 --> 01:24:45,958
What nonsense.

1395
01:24:46,125 --> 01:24:48,875
If someone sneezes
Johnny will kill him?

1396
01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:50,042
Yes. - Yes.

1397
01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:55,042
And anyway, how can you use someone..

1398
01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:57,750
..who attacks even
if someone sneezes?

1399
01:24:57,958 --> 01:24:59,000
Simple.

1400
01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:03,583
We won't sneeze.

1401
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,042
Please don't sneeze.

1402
01:25:12,583 --> 01:25:13,708
Don't sneeze.

1403
01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:14,750
Don't sneeze.

1404
01:25:14,792 --> 01:25:15,667
Don't..

1405
01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:16,875
Why will I sneeze?

1406
01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:32,333
Please, leave it to us.

1407
01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,625
Hi, Johnny.

1408
01:25:50,333 --> 01:25:53,375
lam Ashok, this is Kumar.

1409
01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:54,875
Hi.

1410
01:25:55,542 --> 01:25:57,250
We're from Ward-B.

1411
01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:01,083
Actually,
our look-alikes are in Ward-B.

1412
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:03,625
Actually,
they aren't in Ward-B either.

1413
01:26:03,875 --> 01:26:05,000
They are at hour home.

1414
01:26:05,167 --> 01:26:07,292
And we're stuck in
their place instead.

1415
01:26:07,792 --> 01:26:09,667
And the one that got us in here..

1416
01:26:09,958 --> 01:26:11,458
..has a look-alike too.

1417
01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:13,000
Do you know who?

1418
01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:16,375
<i>You!</i>

1419
01:26:17,458 --> 01:26:20,125
Now we've two choices.

1420
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,583
Either we spend the
rest of our lives here..

1421
01:26:23,708 --> 01:26:25,333
..and turn crazy ourselves.

1422
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:28,042
Or we take revenge from the man..

1423
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:29,750
..that got us in here.

1424
01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:32,917
And if we chose the second option..

1425
01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:36,667
..then we'll need your help.

1426
01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:40,583
And if you help us, Johnny..

1427
01:26:40,875 --> 01:26:42,875
..then I promise to get you treated..

1428
01:26:42,917 --> 01:26:44,750
..by the best doctors in the world.

1429
01:26:49,292 --> 01:26:50,792
I'll take you some place..

1430
01:26:51,167 --> 01:26:53,875
..where you're treated
like a human being

1431
01:26:57,792 --> 01:27:00,500
A place..which is absolutely clean.

1432
01:27:02,708 --> 01:27:04,292
Where there's no dirt.

1433
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:05,833
No germs.

1434
01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:11,750
Where no one will ever sneeze.

1435
01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:26,917
I hate germs.

1436
01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:29,500
I hate germs.

1437
01:27:29,750 --> 01:27:30,458
Johnny"

1438
01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:33,917
Open the door.
Open the door. - Get out! Get out!

1439
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:37,417
I hate germs!

1440
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,375
It's not opening, it's jammed.

1441
01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:44,042
Open the door.

1442
01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:45,375
He's gone berserk. Open it quickly.

1443
01:27:45,542 --> 01:27:48,958
I hate germs!

1444
01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:52,750
I hate germs! - I am sorry.

1445
01:27:52,917 --> 01:27:54,375
lam sorry, Johnny.

1446
01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:04,083
Johnny..son..listen to me.
Let's talk.

1447
01:28:06,625 --> 01:28:08,000
No,n0,no,no.

1448
01:28:22,292 --> 01:28:24,375
Please stop, Johnny. - Lollypop.

1449
01:28:24,458 --> 01:28:26,708
Please stop, Johnny. - Lollypop.

1450
01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:27,875
<i>LOHYPOP-</i>

1451
01:28:27,917 --> 01:28:29,667
Get up.

1452
01:28:30,708 --> 01:28:31,792
Saved.

1453
01:28:38,167 --> 01:28:39,875
He loves lollypop.

1454
01:28:40,167 --> 01:28:41,208
What?

1455
01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:43,750
Johnny.

1456
01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:46,583
Will you help us?

1457
01:28:52,792 --> 01:28:54,375
Did you catch anything? - No.

1458
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,292
And you? - Yes.

1459
01:28:56,750 --> 01:28:58,042
What? - This rod.

1460
01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:00,833
Ashok. Kumar.

1461
01:29:01,708 --> 01:29:03,292
Sir, you.

1462
01:29:03,458 --> 01:29:05,792
Where were you? - You ran away.

1463
01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:07,958
I've been looking all
over the house for you.

1464
01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:11,750
And you two are fishing
in this artificial pond.

1465
01:29:11,833 --> 01:29:14,000
Sir, we're catching fish for you.

1466
01:29:14,208 --> 01:29:15,792
Butterfish, Indian Salmon.

1467
01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:17,708
Mackerel. Prawns.

1468
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,875
Shut up!

1469
01:29:23,042 --> 01:29:25,417
What is this? What are you two doing?

1470
01:29:25,542 --> 01:29:27,750
You said 'shirt up',
so we pulled our 'shirt-up'.

1471
01:29:27,792 --> 01:29:29,208
Lower it. Pull it down.

1472
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,667
Are you here to pull such antics..

1473
01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:34,292
..or win the show?

1474
01:29:34,542 --> 01:29:36,667
Win the show. - Then stop all this.

1475
01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:39,458
I've to start your training.

1476
01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:40,667
What training, sir?

1477
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,417
Your training to be a millionaire.

1478
01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:45,708
Do you want to win this reality show?

1479
01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:47,000
Yes.

1480
01:29:47,083 --> 01:29:49,042
You do want to make one
million Pounds, don't you?

1481
01:29:49,125 --> 01:29:50,167
Yes, sir.

1482
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:52,958
Our channel has received
thousands of sms‘.

1483
01:29:53,083 --> 01:29:55,250
People really love you.

1484
01:29:56,208 --> 01:29:57,750
Wow!

1485
01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:02,750
What..what are you two doing?
Again. Stop. Stop it.

1486
01:30:03,917 --> 01:30:05,167
Stand straight.

1487
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:09,250
If you behave like this,
wear such clothes..

1488
01:30:09,292 --> 01:30:12,417
..then you'll be disqualified.
- Sorry, sir.

1489
01:30:12,542 --> 01:30:14,875
From today I'm coming
on this reality show too.

1490
01:30:16,583 --> 01:30:17,417
You?

1491
01:30:17,458 --> 01:30:19,792
But..not as the channel head.

1492
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,125
But as Ashok's uncle.

1493
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,667
His mother's..

1494
01:30:25,708 --> 01:30:26,708
Brother.

1495
01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:28,000
His uncle.

1496
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,667
In-short, you've to do as I say.

1497
01:30:33,208 --> 01:30:35,292
Without asking any questions. Okay.

1498
01:30:35,417 --> 01:30:37,333
Okay. - Sir, we'll do as you say.

1499
01:30:37,375 --> 01:30:39,333
Just let us win this show.

1500
01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:40,500
Let us win. - I will.

1501
01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:43,833
Let go.

1502
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,250
Nonsense.

1503
01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:48,125
Just wait and watch.

1504
01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:51,042
When you two attend
all the board meetings..

1505
01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:55,667
..and parties with me,
the world will be shocked..

1506
01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:57,042
..when I say..

1507
01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:59,542
Gentlemen, I proudly present to you..

1508
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:01,917
..kunwar Amar Nath Singh.

1509
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:11,708
Respected members of the board.

1510
01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:15,042
I'm pleased to tell you that..

1511
01:31:15,125 --> 01:31:18,250
..Ashok and Kumar
are completely cured now.

1512
01:31:18,917 --> 01:31:21,250
So I would like to
request all of you..

1513
01:31:21,708 --> 01:31:23,875
..to once again handover
the power of attorney..

1514
01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:25,583
..to Ashok Singhania.

1515
01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:28,083
Brilliant. - Yes.

1516
01:31:28,917 --> 01:31:29,958
Uncle.

1517
01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:31,333
Take it.

1518
01:31:31,375 --> 01:31:32,250
Thank you.

1519
01:31:32,292 --> 01:31:33,708
Come on. Very good.

1520
01:31:33,792 --> 01:31:35,250
Now get back to your cells..

1521
01:31:35,333 --> 01:31:37,042
..before that Yamraj comes here.

1522
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:39,375
"You spoke my name."

1523
01:31:40,292 --> 01:31:42,083
"You thought of me."

1524
01:31:43,667 --> 01:31:45,042
Sir, please don't torture us.

1525
01:31:45,125 --> 01:31:46,458
We beg you.

1526
01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:49,292
But I have nothing to spare.

1527
01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:54,458
Boys, you know the drill.

1528
01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:55,542
Come on.

1529
01:31:55,625 --> 01:31:57,375
Don't touch him. Don't touch him.

1530
01:31:57,500 --> 01:31:58,542
Johnny, go. Go.

1531
01:31:58,583 --> 01:32:00,083
Come on, take them away.

1532
01:32:05,333 --> 01:32:08,708
Hitler's favorite dish,
chicken steak.

1533
01:32:12,750 --> 01:32:14,292
A lot of crazy people like you..

1534
01:32:14,375 --> 01:32:16,750
..make shoes and clothes
in the workshop..

1535
01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:19,250
..for poor children of Burma.

1536
01:32:19,875 --> 01:32:21,792
And they're shipped from here daily.

1537
01:32:22,792 --> 01:32:27,583
But..l sell half of them right here.

1538
01:32:31,792 --> 01:32:34,375
First..I'll torture you three..

1539
01:32:34,667 --> 01:32:38,667
..and then ship you off
to Burma in these crates.

1540
01:33:17,083 --> 01:33:18,500
No!

1541
01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:22,667
No!

1542
01:33:28,333 --> 01:33:29,875
I hate germs!

1543
01:33:30,750 --> 01:33:32,917
I hate germs!

1544
01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:36,125
I hate germs!

1545
01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:38,458
I hate germs!

1546
01:33:38,542 --> 01:33:41,250
I hate germs!

1547
01:33:49,167 --> 01:33:50,292
I hate germs!

1548
01:33:50,417 --> 01:33:51,708
I hate germs!

1549
01:33:52,167 --> 01:33:53,542
Johnny!No!

1550
01:33:53,667 --> 01:33:55,208
Johnny! You will kill him!

1551
01:33:55,292 --> 01:33:57,417
I hate germs! - Johnny, stop.

1552
01:33:57,500 --> 01:33:59,542
Doctor. Johnny! - I hate germs!

1553
01:34:00,125 --> 01:34:01,750
Johnny. Lollypop.

1554
01:34:02,458 --> 01:34:03,500
<i>LOHYPOP-</i>

1555
01:34:07,542 --> 01:34:09,292
Kumar, lift him by his arms.

1556
01:34:11,125 --> 01:34:12,333
What are you two doing?

1557
01:34:12,417 --> 01:34:14,208
He was planning to send us to Burma.

1558
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,125
Now he'll go to Burma.

1559
01:34:22,833 --> 01:34:25,208
Come on, there's a safe way
to escape through the bathroom.

1560
01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:26,917
Actually, the warden's right here.

1561
01:34:27,167 --> 01:34:28,667
So we can go out the main-gate.

1562
01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:30,417
You can hide in the trunk of my car.

1563
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:32,042
I will first clean the trunk.

1564
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:33,833
Come on. Let's go.

1565
01:34:37,208 --> 01:34:38,250
Perfect.

1566
01:34:38,417 --> 01:34:39,708
Everything will be fine now.

1567
01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:41,625
Perfect?

1568
01:34:42,167 --> 01:34:43,417
You call this perfect.

1569
01:34:43,875 --> 01:34:46,000
Two days later that uncle of yours..

1570
01:34:46,042 --> 01:34:48,458
..will use your look-alike
in your Mauritius Beach Resort..

1571
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,083
..in front of your Board Members..

1572
01:34:50,167 --> 01:34:52,083
..and strip you of your fortune.

1573
01:34:52,333 --> 01:34:53,750
You will be ruined in two days.

1574
01:34:53,792 --> 01:34:55,917
You will lose everything.
And you call it perfect.

1575
01:34:56,417 --> 01:34:58,583
Mishit, is your information correct?

1576
01:34:58,792 --> 01:34:59,542
Yes, sir.

1577
01:34:59,583 --> 01:35:02,000
I overheard your uncle
discuss the entire plan..

1578
01:35:02,083 --> 01:35:03,875
..over the phone with Dr. Khan.

1579
01:35:04,375 --> 01:35:06,625
Dinner Party on Friday.
Get-together on Saturday.

1580
01:35:06,708 --> 01:35:08,417
And all important
conferences on Sunday.

1581
01:35:08,625 --> 01:35:10,167
That's why I called it perfect.

1582
01:35:10,333 --> 01:35:12,042
We won't get a better chance.

1583
01:35:12,292 --> 01:35:14,833
The three of them will
be together at the same place.

1584
01:35:14,875 --> 01:35:16,417
And with the board members.

1585
01:35:16,458 --> 01:35:17,750
We'll go there..

1586
01:35:17,833 --> 01:35:20,625
..and exchange places with
our look-alikes at the right moment.

1587
01:35:20,875 --> 01:35:24,583
And then Ashok, Kumar and
Kans will attend the conference.

1588
01:35:25,042 --> 01:35:27,625
And Johnny, as we discussed.

1589
01:35:33,458 --> 01:35:36,083
In the meeting you'll tell the board
members that I am absolutely fine.

1590
01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:38,833
And the entire property
should be returned to me. Okay?

1591
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,250
What about those three then?

1592
01:35:41,333 --> 01:35:42,917
Back to the mental asylum..

1593
01:35:43,167 --> 01:35:45,625
..where you will
treat Ashok and Kumar.

1594
01:35:45,792 --> 01:35:47,042
And what about Kans.

1595
01:35:47,917 --> 01:35:50,375
He'll rot in Ward-C forever.

1596
01:35:51,917 --> 01:35:53,958
Good plan. Done?

1597
01:35:54,292 --> 01:35:55,208
Done. - Done.

1598
01:35:55,292 --> 01:35:56,500
Done. - Not done.

1599
01:35:56,875 --> 01:36:00,500
Why? - If anyone sees
you with your look-alike..

1600
01:36:00,583 --> 01:36:03,000
..then it'll be hard to
recognize which is the real one.

1601
01:36:04,667 --> 01:36:07,833
Fine, then we'll
go there in disguise.

1602
01:36:08,083 --> 01:36:08,542
Done?

1603
01:36:08,583 --> 01:36:09,167
Done.

1604
01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:10,125
Done. - Done.

1605
01:36:10,167 --> 01:36:11,958
Not done. - What now?

1606
01:36:12,125 --> 01:36:14,417
Because all the bookings are
strictly done for company employees..

1607
01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:15,625
..and board members.

1608
01:36:15,708 --> 01:36:17,083
Each person is accounted for.

1609
01:36:17,167 --> 01:36:19,333
So..you can't go there
in disguise either.

1610
01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:23,292
Sir, there's one way.

1611
01:36:23,375 --> 01:36:25,500
I had a word with
the resort manager today.

1612
01:36:25,583 --> 01:36:27,333
And they are hiring waitresses.

1613
01:36:29,042 --> 01:36:31,208
If you don't mind..

1614
01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:32,208
SQ?

1615
01:36:32,250 --> 01:36:34,833
You can go there
disguised as waitresses.

1616
01:36:34,875 --> 01:36:35,917
What?

1617
01:36:38,792 --> 01:36:40,500
By the way, it's not a bad option.

1618
01:36:40,917 --> 01:36:42,708
You three will look really cute..

1619
01:36:42,792 --> 01:36:44,458
..in a waitress outfit.

1620
01:36:45,167 --> 01:36:46,417
It's not funny, doctor.

1621
01:36:46,542 --> 01:36:47,958
There's no other way, guys.

1622
01:36:48,417 --> 01:36:50,375
This is your only chance
to take revenge on Kans.

1623
01:36:50,458 --> 01:36:51,750
Don't let it slip.

1624
01:36:51,833 --> 01:36:52,875
So done?

1625
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:53,750
Done.

1626
01:36:53,792 --> 01:36:54,833
Done.

1627
01:36:54,958 --> 01:36:56,000
Done!

1628
01:36:56,292 --> 01:36:57,958
I'll wear a red frock.

1629
01:37:01,250 --> 01:37:03,417
Ladies and Gentlemen,
can I have your attention please.

1630
01:37:03,500 --> 01:37:04,542
Thank you.

1631
01:37:04,583 --> 01:37:06,958
To all our board members
and their families..

1632
01:37:07,042 --> 01:37:09,750
..a warm welcome to Mauritius.

1633
01:37:11,917 --> 01:37:13,292
Here, we're dressed as girls.

1634
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:14,542
What next?

1635
01:37:14,708 --> 01:37:16,917
Now go and flirt with those three.

1636
01:37:17,125 --> 01:37:19,750
And render them unconscious
with chloroform.

1637
01:37:19,792 --> 01:37:21,542
Wow. ls it so simple?

1638
01:37:21,667 --> 01:37:23,333
Why would anyone flirt with us?

1639
01:37:23,542 --> 01:37:24,750
Because of this.

1640
01:37:25,125 --> 01:37:26,208
Pheromones.

1641
01:37:26,542 --> 01:37:28,667
What are pheromones?

1642
01:37:28,708 --> 01:37:30,083
Haven't you seen that ad where..

1643
01:37:30,208 --> 01:37:32,708
..the boy sprays a perfume on
himself and all the girls go crazy?

1644
01:37:32,792 --> 01:37:34,750
It's something like that..for boys.

1645
01:38:09,458 --> 01:38:10,542
Oh my, God.

1646
01:38:10,708 --> 01:38:12,083
You're a celebrity, aren't you?

1647
01:38:12,375 --> 01:38:14,917
I know you. You're Kumar.

1648
01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:17,417
You used to make
'Parathas' at South Hall.

1649
01:38:17,458 --> 01:38:20,708
I used to,
but now I am a millionaire.

1650
01:38:21,042 --> 01:38:22,292
Millionaire.

1651
01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:24,792
You aren't my husband.

1652
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:28,583
What do you mean?
- Means..I'm a big fan.

1653
01:38:29,583 --> 01:38:31,792
Every time I ate your Paratha..

1654
01:38:31,958 --> 01:38:35,625
...it made me feel like
I had grown 'Par' (wings).

1655
01:38:35,875 --> 01:38:39,375
Please, can I have
one autograph and one pic?

1656
01:38:39,583 --> 01:38:42,375
No autograph. I am hungry.

1657
01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:44,625
I'll go have the buffet.
- Where are you going?

1658
01:38:47,833 --> 01:38:50,625
I mean..the buffet's that way.

1659
01:38:52,292 --> 01:38:53,333
Where?

1660
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:56,042
Where?

1661
01:38:56,417 --> 01:38:59,333
This way. See.

1662
01:39:11,458 --> 01:39:17,000
Baby doll. You're absolutely right.

1663
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:22,750
The buffet's right here.

1664
01:39:25,792 --> 01:39:28,167
Someone might see us here.

1665
01:39:28,292 --> 01:39:29,542
This isn't right.

1666
01:39:29,625 --> 01:39:35,167
I can't do any better in this place.

1667
01:39:36,208 --> 01:39:38,083
When do you want it? - What?

1668
01:39:38,208 --> 01:39:40,000
Autograph.

1669
01:39:40,125 --> 01:39:41,958
Oh! I was scared.

1670
01:39:42,375 --> 01:39:43,458
Listen.

1671
01:39:43,583 --> 01:39:46,708
My pen and paper is in the cabin.

1672
01:39:47,250 --> 01:39:48,750
Come to my cabin.

1673
01:39:48,875 --> 01:39:51,167
'Good deeds need no invitation.'

1674
01:39:51,667 --> 01:39:53,583
But no smooch here.

1675
01:39:54,042 --> 01:39:55,667
Come on. - Let's go.

1676
01:39:55,792 --> 01:39:57,167
Come on. - Let's go.

1677
01:39:57,292 --> 01:39:58,917
Come on. - Let's go.

1678
01:40:00,083 --> 01:40:04,000
Oh my, God. I am so sorry.

1679
01:40:32,542 --> 01:40:36,542
lam so sorry, I ruined your shirt.

1680
01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:39,917
Then clean it.

1681
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:43,958
Not here,
come with me..to the washroom.

1682
01:40:44,167 --> 01:40:46,583
I'll clean it up.

1683
01:40:54,167 --> 01:40:56,583
Your perfume's really nice.

1684
01:40:56,667 --> 01:40:59,167
It's awakening the animal in me.

1685
01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:00,875
I bought it at the duty-free.

1686
01:41:00,917 --> 01:41:02,875
Enough about duty-free..

1687
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:05,250
..when is this beauty
going to be free?

1688
01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:06,917
In a while.

1689
01:41:07,292 --> 01:41:08,958
Then make me another drink.

1690
01:41:09,167 --> 01:41:11,125
This is the local stuff.

1691
01:41:11,625 --> 01:41:13,875
I've got the international
stuff with me.

1692
01:41:14,083 --> 01:41:16,500
At the back, in the corner.

1693
01:41:16,708 --> 01:41:18,625
Then let's go in the corner.

1694
01:41:20,250 --> 01:41:22,750
By the way, what name should I write?

1695
01:41:22,958 --> 01:41:24,667
My name is Sona.

1696
01:41:25,375 --> 01:41:28,208
Gold in English, or sleep.

1697
01:41:28,458 --> 01:41:32,167
Sleep! That's what I want, baby.

1698
01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:34,208
What are you doing? I am scared.

1699
01:41:34,292 --> 01:41:36,500
What's happened, baby?
What's happened?

1700
01:41:36,583 --> 01:41:39,583
Rich people like you
come here for a break.

1701
01:41:39,917 --> 01:41:42,708
And break our hearts instead.

1702
01:41:43,042 --> 01:41:45,000
I am not that type of a guy.

1703
01:41:45,042 --> 01:41:46,417
Even I am not that type of a guy.

1704
01:41:47,208 --> 01:41:49,208
I mean I am not that type of a girl.

1705
01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:52,458
Then what type of a girl are you..
Chandi (Silver).

1706
01:41:52,583 --> 01:41:53,833
Virgin.

1707
01:41:55,458 --> 01:41:56,042
<i>Damn“!</i>

1708
01:41:56,083 --> 01:41:58,083
Virgin Airlines, silly.

1709
01:41:58,250 --> 01:41:59,583
I was the airhostess.

1710
01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:04,250
But they fired me.

1711
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:06,917
Why did they fire my sweetheart?

1712
01:42:07,167 --> 01:42:09,250
One day my ex-boyfriend..

1713
01:42:09,667 --> 01:42:11,042
Ex-boyfriend.

1714
01:42:11,333 --> 01:42:13,500
Met me on the flight.
So I yelled aloud.

1715
01:42:13,625 --> 01:42:14,750
Hi Jack.

1716
01:42:17,083 --> 01:42:19,625
You just hijacked me.

1717
01:42:19,958 --> 01:42:24,667
Looking at you I feel..
if someone like you comes in my life.

1718
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:26,125
Then you'll be floored.

1719
01:42:26,292 --> 01:42:29,375
No, he'll be the father of my kid.

1720
01:42:30,250 --> 01:42:32,125
You've a kid, Heera?

1721
01:42:32,167 --> 01:42:33,250
No, no.

1722
01:42:33,458 --> 01:42:37,208
No one's turned this
bud into a flower yet.

1723
01:42:37,458 --> 01:42:40,958
You're more like a cauliflower.

1724
01:42:41,833 --> 01:42:43,292
'Gobi Ka Phool!' (Cauliflower)

1725
01:42:43,417 --> 01:42:45,833
No.. I am a mistake.

1726
01:42:46,583 --> 01:42:49,167
I was born in a laundry.

1727
01:42:51,167 --> 01:42:54,500
Then I'll have to
dry-clean your youth.

1728
01:42:56,042 --> 01:43:00,500
By the way what are your vital stats?

1729
01:43:01,792 --> 01:43:05,042
96-84-96.

1730
01:43:05,292 --> 01:43:09,042
Wow..what numbers.

1731
01:43:09,750 --> 01:43:13,042
lam big fan of these numbers.

1732
01:43:15,458 --> 01:43:17,375
You're sweating so much.

1733
01:43:17,667 --> 01:43:18,792
Let me wipe it.

1734
01:43:24,958 --> 01:43:27,250
'Oh my, God!
The chloroform isn't working.'

1735
01:43:28,167 --> 01:43:31,250
Don't fear, come near.

1736
01:43:31,458 --> 01:43:34,583
Put my passion in third top gear.

1737
01:43:34,875 --> 01:43:37,292
Sir, sir, please not today. - Why?

1738
01:43:37,667 --> 01:43:39,875
Today's my 'Brath' (fast).
- What 'Brath'?

1739
01:43:40,833 --> 01:43:41,667
Bad 'Brath‘. (Bad breath)!

1740
01:43:41,708 --> 01:43:43,750
Smell it. Smell it.

1741
01:43:44,417 --> 01:43:46,042
Smell it.

1742
01:43:47,292 --> 01:43:49,708
What's this way of making
me smell your perfume?

1743
01:43:50,167 --> 01:43:52,542
This is my favorite perfume.
- Which one?

1744
01:43:52,917 --> 01:43:54,375
'Dakaar' (Burp)-

1745
01:43:54,833 --> 01:43:56,542
Then make me smell it.

1746
01:43:56,875 --> 01:43:58,333
Smell it. Smell it.

1747
01:43:58,667 --> 01:44:00,542
Smell it. Smell it.

1748
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:02,708
Do you feel giddy?

1749
01:44:03,125 --> 01:44:05,667
Why would I feel giddy, darling?

1750
01:44:10,583 --> 01:44:11,625
What are you doing?

1751
01:44:11,667 --> 01:44:12,958
Playing hanky-panky.

1752
01:44:13,250 --> 01:44:15,958
Hanky-panky. Hanky-panky.

1753
01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:20,375
I want to play hanky-panky with you.

1754
01:44:20,542 --> 01:44:21,958
No, no, not today.

1755
01:44:22,375 --> 01:44:24,125
Tomorrow. - Tomorrow where?

1756
01:44:24,208 --> 01:44:26,417
The place where no one goes.

1757
01:44:26,458 --> 01:44:29,417
If no one goes there,
then why are we going there?

1758
01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:31,958
So that..we meet in private.

1759
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:33,750
Okay. I'm going. Bye.

1760
01:44:33,833 --> 01:44:36,250
Where are you going, baby?

1761
01:44:37,667 --> 01:44:38,708
Let me go.

1762
01:44:39,083 --> 01:44:41,375
Please, let me go.
I'll see you later.

1763
01:44:41,625 --> 01:44:44,333
Help! Help! Help! - Calm down, girls.

1764
01:44:44,458 --> 01:44:45,750
Calm down. - What happened?

1765
01:44:46,083 --> 01:44:47,208
It's true.

1766
01:44:47,542 --> 01:44:50,000
All men are such rascals.
- What happened?

1767
01:44:50,042 --> 01:44:51,750
No sooner they see
a girl in short skirt..

1768
01:44:51,792 --> 01:44:54,333
..they pounce on her like animals.

1769
01:44:54,375 --> 01:44:56,083
Girls. Girls, what happened?

1770
01:44:56,125 --> 01:44:59,875
Her chloroform didn't work. Why?

1771
01:45:00,917 --> 01:45:03,167
Oh my God. I just realized.

1772
01:45:03,833 --> 01:45:06,333
Pheromone kills the
effect of chloroform.

1773
01:45:08,708 --> 01:45:12,375
Girls. Girls.
Girls, calm down. Please calm down.

1774
01:45:13,167 --> 01:45:15,875
Tomorrow you keep romancing them..

1775
01:45:16,333 --> 01:45:19,125
..and..leave the rest to us.

1776
01:45:19,333 --> 01:45:22,042
Please, please,
sister, don't be late.

1777
01:45:22,125 --> 01:45:26,250
Otherwise..he won't
be able to face anyone.

1778
01:45:47,167 --> 01:45:49,375
"We see stars in broad daylight."

1779
01:45:49,500 --> 01:45:51,208
"All our aspirations are jolly."

1780
01:45:51,333 --> 01:45:55,250
"My heart simply wants more of you."

1781
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,333
"We see stars in broad daylight."

1782
01:46:00,417 --> 01:46:02,083
"All our aspirations are jolly."

1783
01:46:02,125 --> 01:46:05,875
"My heart simply wants more of you."

1784
01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:09,750
"Open the window to your
heart open the door to your heart.

1785
01:46:09,792 --> 01:46:11,208
Door, door, door."

1786
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:18,792
"Open the window to your
heart open the door to your heart."

1787
01:46:18,875 --> 01:46:20,292
Door, door, door."

1788
01:46:24,042 --> 01:46:27,458
"Your intentions are very devilish."

1789
01:46:27,667 --> 01:46:30,958
"My youth is unavailable."

1790
01:46:31,250 --> 01:46:34,583
"l am a fragile belle.
Do not tease me."

1791
01:46:34,875 --> 01:46:38,208
"Our story will only
last a couple of seconds."

1792
01:46:38,417 --> 01:46:41,958
"l know your intent.
I know you inside out."

1793
01:46:42,042 --> 01:46:45,417
"l won’t believe you
no matter what you say."

1794
01:46:45,458 --> 01:46:47,250
"My heart’s guitar beckons you."

1795
01:46:47,292 --> 01:46:48,958
"All our aspirations are jolly."

1796
01:46:49,042 --> 01:46:52,792
"My heart simply wants more of you."

1797
01:46:52,917 --> 01:46:56,542
"Open the window to your heart
open the door to your heart.

1798
01:46:56,583 --> 01:46:58,125
Door, door, door."

1799
01:47:16,292 --> 01:47:19,667
"There is talk that you are a flirt."

1800
01:47:19,917 --> 01:47:23,417
"You look one way
and aim the other way."

1801
01:47:23,583 --> 01:47:26,958
"Go away for you
won’t succeed with me."

1802
01:47:27,167 --> 01:47:30,542
"Your eyes are wicked and
you have an ulterior motive."

1803
01:47:30,750 --> 01:47:34,375
"l am the princess of angels.
My freedom is dear to me."

1804
01:47:34,500 --> 01:47:37,708
"You are total disaster, my dear."

1805
01:47:37,833 --> 01:47:39,625
"The bells of love toll."

1806
01:47:39,667 --> 01:47:41,375
"All our aspirations are jolly."

1807
01:47:41,417 --> 01:47:45,083
"My heart simply wants more of you."

1808
01:47:45,208 --> 01:47:49,000
"Open the window to your heart
open the door to your heart."

1809
01:47:49,042 --> 01:47:50,542
Door, door, door."

1810
01:47:54,250 --> 01:47:57,958
"Open the window to your heart
open the door to your heart."

1811
01:47:58,042 --> 01:47:59,500
Door, door, door."

1812
01:48:18,875 --> 01:48:20,708
Baby doll.

1813
01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:24,208
Mister, why did you
bring me on the terrace?

1814
01:48:25,417 --> 01:48:26,250
JacuzzL

1815
01:48:26,292 --> 01:48:28,375
The water in the Jacuzzi's warm.

1816
01:48:28,542 --> 01:48:29,708
So what are we waiting for?

1817
01:48:29,875 --> 01:48:31,375
Look, I am an Indian girl.

1818
01:48:31,583 --> 01:48:33,667
I cannot do all this
before marriage. Yes.

1819
01:48:33,917 --> 01:48:36,625
Then why don't we take
rounds of the Jacuzzi.

1820
01:48:36,875 --> 01:48:37,917
Shut up!

1821
01:48:44,417 --> 01:48:46,333
Welcome to my casting.. - Ouch!

1822
01:48:47,542 --> 01:48:48,583
Ouch!

1823
01:48:48,708 --> 01:48:53,542
These Indian clothes
don't look good on you at all.

1824
01:48:54,792 --> 01:48:57,125
Let's take them off.

1825
01:48:57,167 --> 01:48:58,583
Mister. What are you doing?

1826
01:48:58,750 --> 01:49:00,542
Don't do this. Don't be so cruel.

1827
01:49:00,750 --> 01:49:02,333
Mister. Oh my, God!

1828
01:49:02,500 --> 01:49:04,667
I fell down.

1829
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:07,333
You really are very lowly.

1830
01:49:07,500 --> 01:49:09,542
Mister, don't do it.

1831
01:49:14,583 --> 01:49:16,208
Oh, God! Oh, God!

1832
01:49:16,250 --> 01:49:18,208
Shock! Shock!

1833
01:49:20,958 --> 01:49:22,042
Oh, God!

1834
01:49:22,208 --> 01:49:24,750
Shock! Shock!

1835
01:49:24,958 --> 01:49:26,625
Oh, God!

1836
01:49:26,833 --> 01:49:28,167
Oh, God! Oh, God!

1837
01:49:28,208 --> 01:49:30,250
Oh, God! Oh, God! - Run! Run!

1838
01:49:30,333 --> 01:49:31,958
Shock! Shock!

1839
01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:33,000
Oh, God!

1840
01:49:33,042 --> 01:49:34,708
What happened?
Where did those two go?

1841
01:49:34,750 --> 01:49:36,667
They ran out screaming. - Why?

1842
01:49:36,750 --> 01:49:38,042
I don't know. Those two are crazy.

1843
01:49:38,083 --> 01:49:40,250
Very good, our job just got easier.

1844
01:49:40,417 --> 01:49:42,667
Let's change clothes quickly
we've to get to the board meeting.

1845
01:49:42,917 --> 01:49:44,583
I wonder what's
happening with Johnny.

1846
01:49:54,333 --> 01:49:56,917
You can't do anything now.
The bed's broken.

1847
01:49:57,000 --> 01:49:59,125
You're a bed yourself, darling.

1848
01:49:59,167 --> 01:50:01,542
No I am not, I am a sister.

1849
01:50:01,667 --> 01:50:03,042
And I am very sinister.

1850
01:50:03,167 --> 01:50:04,792
Don't come any closer.
Don't come any closer.

1851
01:50:04,917 --> 01:50:07,958
I'm no good to you.
Don't come any closer.

1852
01:50:14,958 --> 01:50:16,625
Don't sneeze!

1853
01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:22,167
I hate germs!

1854
01:50:23,083 --> 01:50:24,708
I hate germs!

1855
01:50:24,833 --> 01:50:26,458
I hate germs!

1856
01:50:32,875 --> 01:50:33,917
He sneezed again.

1857
01:50:33,958 --> 01:50:35,583
He sneezed again. Run.

1858
01:50:35,625 --> 01:50:37,250
Help. Help.

1859
01:50:37,333 --> 01:50:39,583
He sneezed again. Help me.

1860
01:50:43,667 --> 01:50:46,000
Why does every woman
run away from me?

1861
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,958
I'm getting late for the meeting.

1862
01:50:55,958 --> 01:50:57,500
I hope Johnny's ready.

1863
01:51:04,042 --> 01:51:05,083
Ready?

1864
01:51:05,792 --> 01:51:06,833
Ready?

1865
01:51:07,750 --> 01:51:08,792
Shall we?

1866
01:51:08,958 --> 01:51:10,000
Let's go.

1867
01:51:20,750 --> 01:51:22,750
Help. - Johnny.

1868
01:51:22,833 --> 01:51:24,958
Help. - Johnny, wait.

1869
01:51:25,417 --> 01:51:26,542
Johnny, what are you doing here?

1870
01:51:26,625 --> 01:51:28,375
You should be upstairs
with uncle Kans.

1871
01:51:28,458 --> 01:51:31,458
He threw me on the bed. I fell down.

1872
01:51:31,625 --> 01:51:32,667
He sneezed.

1873
01:51:32,708 --> 01:51:34,875
I hit him. Then he lied down.

1874
01:51:35,250 --> 01:51:37,292
I can't do it.

1875
01:51:42,792 --> 01:51:45,458
It's alright. Now do one thing.

1876
01:51:45,500 --> 01:51:47,375
Go inside. Here.

1877
01:51:47,625 --> 01:51:48,750
Take these clothes.

1878
01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:51,875
Get changed and take
your place in the conference.

1879
01:51:52,042 --> 01:51:54,167
Ashok and Kumar must
be waiting for you, right?

1880
01:51:54,667 --> 01:51:56,875
Will anyone sneeze there?

1881
01:51:57,042 --> 01:51:58,708
Not at all.

1882
01:51:59,167 --> 01:52:00,250
Okay.

1883
01:52:00,375 --> 01:52:01,417
Good boy.

1884
01:52:01,750 --> 01:52:02,875
Good boy.

1885
01:52:14,875 --> 01:52:16,750
Good morning.

1886
01:52:19,083 --> 01:52:21,375
Sorry for the delay, Gentlemen.
Please sit down.

1887
01:52:23,875 --> 01:52:26,042
Distinguished members of the Board.

1888
01:52:26,750 --> 01:52:28,250
The agenda of this meeting..

1889
01:52:28,292 --> 01:52:30,292
..is to discuss the
future leadership..

1890
01:52:30,417 --> 01:52:32,458
..of the Singhania
Group of Companies.

1891
01:52:32,708 --> 01:52:36,792
As you all know,
due to their illness..

1892
01:52:36,917 --> 01:52:40,625
..they had strange fits,
they were sent to a asylum.

1893
01:52:40,792 --> 01:52:41,875
They had to undergo treatment.

1894
01:52:41,958 --> 01:52:43,167
Doctors say there's been..

1895
01:52:43,208 --> 01:52:45,333
..considerable improvement
in their condition.

1896
01:52:45,875 --> 01:52:47,625
Johnny's acting really well.

1897
01:52:48,167 --> 01:52:52,125
But..not enough to
handle the companies.

1898
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:55,042
What?

1899
01:52:56,042 --> 01:53:01,292
I want that the temporary
power of attorney..

1900
01:53:01,958 --> 01:53:04,250
..vested with me should
be made permanent.

1901
01:53:06,125 --> 01:53:10,208
And Ashok Singhania
himself will say this.

1902
01:53:10,917 --> 01:53:12,000
Ashok.

1903
01:53:12,667 --> 01:53:13,708
Tell them.

1904
01:53:14,125 --> 01:53:16,250
This is what happens
if you trust a madman.

1905
01:53:22,250 --> 01:53:25,917
We were sent to the mental asylum
but I think uncle's getting the fits.

1906
01:53:26,292 --> 01:53:27,625
What? Ashok?

1907
01:53:28,125 --> 01:53:30,875
We're just as crazy as all of you.

1908
01:53:32,083 --> 01:53:34,042
I am absolutely fine, Gentlemen.

1909
01:53:34,333 --> 01:53:36,167
And I want my power of attorney..

1910
01:53:36,250 --> 01:53:38,417
..to be rightfully returned to me.

1911
01:53:38,708 --> 01:53:39,833
Ashok? - Alright?

1912
01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:42,500
Now all those in favor
please raise your hands.

1913
01:53:44,458 --> 01:53:45,583
Thank you.

1914
01:53:45,792 --> 01:53:47,417
What are you all doing?

1915
01:53:47,750 --> 01:53:49,833
It's the question
of our company's future.

1916
01:53:50,083 --> 01:53:52,042
Please lower your hands. Lower them.

1917
01:53:52,292 --> 01:53:53,708
Down. Please, down.

1918
01:53:54,125 --> 01:53:56,375
I think Ashok's getting fits again.

1919
01:53:56,667 --> 01:53:59,708
Ashok, you were just saying..

1920
01:53:59,875 --> 01:54:02,583
..that you can't even ride a cycle,
let alone run a company.

1921
01:54:02,708 --> 01:54:04,375
Hey uncle, enough of you.

1922
01:54:04,417 --> 01:54:06,292
You think we'll just listen
quietly to whatever you say.

1923
01:54:06,375 --> 01:54:07,583
Kumar, stay out of this.

1924
01:54:07,917 --> 01:54:09,208
Why should he stay out of this?

1925
01:54:09,333 --> 01:54:10,417
Because he isn't family member.

1926
01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:11,667
He's like family.

1927
01:54:11,708 --> 01:54:13,083
Like family, but he isn't family.

1928
01:54:13,125 --> 01:54:14,708
Get lost you..

1929
01:54:14,958 --> 01:54:17,917
To hell with the reality show.
- Don't say that.

1930
01:54:18,042 --> 01:54:19,417
We're so close to winning.

1931
01:54:19,458 --> 01:54:22,292
And if we don't go for the
meeting we'll be disqualified.

1932
01:54:22,458 --> 01:54:25,333
Come on, please. Please, let's go.

1933
01:54:25,583 --> 01:54:27,167
Okay.
- Thank you, let's go.

1934
01:54:37,292 --> 01:54:38,333
Sorry.
- Sorry.

1935
01:54:40,333 --> 01:54:42,500
We'll never do it again.
- I'll never do it again.

1936
01:54:43,333 --> 01:54:44,750
Shall we go for the meeting?

1937
01:54:48,125 --> 01:54:49,667
Stop it!
- He cannot talk to me like this.

1938
01:54:49,708 --> 01:54:51,125
Calm down.

1939
01:54:51,375 --> 01:54:52,375
Hold on!

1940
01:54:52,417 --> 01:54:54,083
Hold on! Wait. Please.

1941
01:54:54,458 --> 01:54:56,167
There's a small confusion.

1942
01:54:56,542 --> 01:54:59,625
Please step outside and sort
out this confusion peacefully.

1943
01:54:59,750 --> 01:55:00,958
Please step outside.

1944
01:55:01,208 --> 01:55:03,167
Come outside right now.
- Let's go.

1945
01:55:03,208 --> 01:55:04,625
Come outside right now.
- Yes, come.

1946
01:55:07,542 --> 01:55:09,833
I am sorry,
it's just a misunderstanding.

1947
01:55:13,417 --> 01:55:15,292
Wow! That was fast.

1948
01:55:16,083 --> 01:55:17,500
ls it all sorted?

1949
01:55:21,458 --> 01:55:23,083
So what have you all decided?

1950
01:55:29,042 --> 01:55:31,250
Distinguished members of the board.

1951
01:55:31,625 --> 01:55:35,542
As you all know,
due to their illness..

1952
01:55:35,667 --> 01:55:38,292
..they suffered strange fits.

1953
01:55:38,375 --> 01:55:40,083
They were sent to the mental asylum.

1954
01:55:40,208 --> 01:55:41,708
They had to undergo treatment.

1955
01:55:41,917 --> 01:55:43,583
The doctors say that..

1956
01:55:43,917 --> 01:55:47,792
...there's been considerable
improvement in their condition.

1957
01:55:47,917 --> 01:55:50,333
In fact, the improvement's so good..

1958
01:55:50,500 --> 01:55:54,417
..that they can run
the companies again.

1959
01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:55,000
What?

1960
01:55:55,042 --> 01:55:57,833
I would like to request you all..

1961
01:55:58,292 --> 01:56:03,458
..to return the temporary
power of attorney..

1962
01:56:03,542 --> 01:56:06,833
..vested with me back to Ashok.

1963
01:56:06,917 --> 01:56:08,417
What are you doing?

1964
01:56:10,542 --> 01:56:12,542
Uncle taught us something else..

1965
01:56:12,583 --> 01:56:14,417
..and now he's saying
something different.

1966
01:56:14,458 --> 01:56:18,792
I think..he's gone
crazy after that fat girl.

1967
01:56:18,833 --> 01:56:19,875
Yes.

1968
01:56:20,042 --> 01:56:22,417
But you say what you've been taught.

1969
01:56:22,500 --> 01:56:25,250
All those in favor
please raise your hands.

1970
01:56:27,458 --> 01:56:28,708
My God!

1971
01:56:29,500 --> 01:56:32,000
Get up.
- No, no, no, what are you all doing?

1972
01:56:32,042 --> 01:56:34,292
Hands down, hands down.
You also down.

1973
01:56:34,333 --> 01:56:35,292
Hands down.

1974
01:56:35,333 --> 01:56:38,000
Hey baldy, lower your hand.

1975
01:56:38,875 --> 01:56:40,625
I admit we aren't mad..

1976
01:56:40,875 --> 01:56:42,625
But we're still crazy.

1977
01:56:42,667 --> 01:56:44,292
So I suggest that you..

1978
01:56:44,333 --> 01:56:47,917
..make this temporary
power of attorney permanent..

1979
01:56:48,417 --> 01:56:50,250
..and give it to uncle.

1980
01:56:50,292 --> 01:56:53,708
What are you saying?

1981
01:56:54,417 --> 01:56:55,500
No, no, no.

1982
01:56:56,125 --> 01:56:59,042
Give it to them.

1983
01:56:59,292 --> 01:57:01,333
No,n0,no,no.

1984
01:57:01,625 --> 01:57:03,833
Give it to him.

1985
01:57:04,583 --> 01:57:05,292
Stop it.
- Come on.

1986
01:57:05,333 --> 01:57:07,167
Why you..
-Enough!Enough!Enough!Enough!

1987
01:57:07,250 --> 01:57:08,292
What are you doing?

1988
01:57:08,417 --> 01:57:10,333
You got so engrossed
in uncle's character..

1989
01:57:10,375 --> 01:57:12,167
..that you forgot
you're his look-alike.

1990
01:57:13,667 --> 01:57:15,042
You're Johnny from Ward-C.

1991
01:57:16,333 --> 01:57:17,750
We got you out of jail.

1992
01:57:17,917 --> 01:57:18,833
We trained you.

1993
01:57:18,875 --> 01:57:20,167
We were going to
make your life better.

1994
01:57:20,250 --> 01:57:22,167
And you were uttering
rubbish in the meeting.

1995
01:57:22,250 --> 01:57:25,208
Now look, you know what
to do once you're inside.

1996
01:57:25,417 --> 01:57:27,292
You've to handover
all the companies to me.

1997
01:57:27,667 --> 01:57:28,792
Understand?

1998
01:57:29,667 --> 01:57:30,708
Yes.

1999
01:57:31,792 --> 01:57:34,208
Now..l understand everything.

2000
01:57:34,667 --> 01:57:36,208
Good. Now let's go inside.

2001
01:57:38,083 --> 01:57:39,125
Come on.

2002
01:57:46,333 --> 01:57:47,583
I beg your pardon, sir.

2003
01:57:47,750 --> 01:57:49,292
Let me clean it.
Let me clean it.

2004
01:57:56,042 --> 01:57:57,833
Oh..

2005
01:58:10,708 --> 01:58:13,083
But you should get the companies.

2006
01:58:13,125 --> 01:58:15,167
No, no, no.
You should get the companies.

2007
01:58:15,250 --> 01:58:18,500
But what will I do
with these companies?

2008
01:58:18,583 --> 01:58:21,708
But what will I do
with these companies.

2009
01:58:21,750 --> 01:58:23,542
Will you all shut up!

2010
01:58:25,375 --> 01:58:26,792
There's a limit to everything!

2011
01:58:28,792 --> 01:58:29,958
I am extremely sorry.

2012
01:58:30,917 --> 01:58:33,708
I think there's still
some confusion.

2013
01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:37,000
Please step outside..

2014
01:58:37,583 --> 01:58:41,417
..and sort this
confusion out peacefully.

2015
01:58:41,792 --> 01:58:44,375
Uncle, you first.

2016
01:58:44,875 --> 01:58:48,083
No, no, no, you first.

2017
01:58:48,208 --> 01:58:49,792
No, no, no, uncle..

2018
01:58:49,917 --> 01:58:52,500
I beg you. Please.

2019
01:58:52,917 --> 01:58:55,417
For God sake..
please go out and sort this.

2020
01:58:55,583 --> 01:58:57,000
Please step outside.

2021
01:59:03,792 --> 01:59:04,833
lam..

2022
01:59:09,500 --> 01:59:10,542
What?

2023
01:59:13,875 --> 01:59:15,167
They are the real ones.

2024
01:59:15,458 --> 01:59:16,458
What?

2025
01:59:16,500 --> 01:59:18,833
They are the real Ashok and Kumar.

2026
01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:20,708
I wonder where those
crazy fellows disappeared to.

2027
01:59:21,167 --> 01:59:23,875
Do something or we'll
lose the entire fortune.

2028
01:59:23,917 --> 01:59:25,750
Do something.
- Relax, I'll do something.

2029
01:59:26,125 --> 01:59:27,458
Members of the board.

2030
01:59:28,250 --> 01:59:32,125
All the confusion
is now completely cured.

2031
01:59:32,500 --> 01:59:34,625
The man who's been dreaming..

2032
01:59:34,667 --> 01:59:36,917
..to be the chairman
of this company..

2033
01:59:37,917 --> 01:59:39,792
..wants to say
something to all of you.

2034
01:59:40,083 --> 01:59:41,167
Come, uncle.

2035
01:59:45,542 --> 01:59:48,333
Will you tell the truth..
or do I?

2036
01:59:52,083 --> 01:59:53,917
Come on, uncle, everyone's waiting.

2037
01:59:55,833 --> 01:59:56,792
Actually..

2038
02:00:01,625 --> 02:00:02,667
No, you take it.

2039
02:00:02,750 --> 02:00:03,833
What's going on?

2040
02:00:06,250 --> 02:00:07,958
Oh, God!

2041
02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:09,083
Shock! Shock!

2042
02:00:09,500 --> 02:00:11,000
What are you waiting for? Run.

2043
02:00:11,292 --> 02:00:13,167
Fire! There's a fire in the hotel.

2044
02:00:13,417 --> 02:00:14,667
Everyone get out.

2045
02:00:27,125 --> 02:00:28,167
He escaped.

2046
02:00:30,750 --> 02:00:32,500
Relax, kunwar.
- What relax?

2047
02:00:32,875 --> 02:00:35,208
That Ashok and Kumar
came up with my look-alike.

2048
02:00:35,667 --> 02:00:37,958
And I wonder where our crazy
Ashok and Kumar disappeared to.

2049
02:00:38,167 --> 02:00:40,083
Your Plan A and Plan
B failed miserably.

2050
02:00:40,125 --> 02:00:41,208
You're telling me to relax.

2051
02:00:41,417 --> 02:00:44,292
Look, Plan A and Plan B failed..

2052
02:00:44,708 --> 02:00:47,292
..but Plan C won't.

2053
02:00:47,625 --> 02:00:49,292
What Plan C?

2054
02:00:49,583 --> 02:00:51,250
Ashok. Kumar.

2055
02:01:04,000 --> 02:01:07,208
Oh, these two fools
were hiding at your place.

2056
02:01:09,083 --> 02:01:10,833
Hi, uncle.

2057
02:01:11,042 --> 02:01:12,708
You've put on weight again.

2058
02:01:13,042 --> 02:01:15,708
Let's go take..steam, sauna.

2059
02:01:15,792 --> 02:01:19,042
First we'll take steam..
and then sauna.

2060
02:01:22,917 --> 02:01:25,458
Why are they talking
like Chinku-Pinku?

2061
02:01:25,500 --> 02:01:27,667
Because they aren't
your crazy Ashok and Kumar.

2062
02:01:28,042 --> 02:01:31,125
In fact, they are my
assistants Chinku-Pinku.

2063
02:01:31,167 --> 02:01:31,958
Yes.

2064
02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:32,708
What?

2065
02:01:32,750 --> 02:01:34,125
How is that even possible?

2066
02:01:34,208 --> 02:01:36,750
When you were training
those crazy Ashok and Kumar..

2067
02:01:37,083 --> 02:01:40,083
..l was capturing their
facial molecular structure.

2068
02:01:40,458 --> 02:01:43,250
So that I could perform
plastic surgery on them.

2069
02:01:44,375 --> 02:01:45,750
Plastic surgery?

2070
02:01:50,333 --> 02:01:51,458
Oh my, God.

2071
02:01:52,750 --> 02:01:53,875
Oh my, God.

2072
02:01:54,167 --> 02:01:55,208
Oh my, God!

2073
02:01:56,542 --> 02:02:00,167
But..why do these two
sound like Ashok and Kumar.

2074
02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:03,292
Voice modulator chip.

2075
02:02:03,542 --> 02:02:05,250
He stuffed it in himself.

2076
02:02:05,333 --> 02:02:07,208
This is really fantastic.

2077
02:02:07,875 --> 02:02:09,583
Now tomorrow,
at the House of Commons..

2078
02:02:09,667 --> 02:02:11,833
..Chinku and Pinku.. No.

2079
02:02:12,167 --> 02:02:14,042
Ashok and Kumar will go with us.

2080
02:02:14,125 --> 02:02:15,500
And finally they will handover..

2081
02:02:15,542 --> 02:02:17,000
..the entire property to me.
- Yes.

2082
02:02:17,083 --> 02:02:19,125
Don't forget my One million Pounds.

2083
02:02:19,250 --> 02:02:21,167
Why one million,
Doc, I'll give you two million.

2084
02:02:21,208 --> 02:02:22,250
You're a genius.

2085
02:02:22,375 --> 02:02:25,125
And..us?

2086
02:02:25,208 --> 02:02:27,125
Yes, I'll give you two as well.

2087
02:02:27,542 --> 02:02:28,583
Really?

2088
02:02:34,042 --> 02:02:36,125
We're really going
through a bad phase.

2089
02:02:37,583 --> 02:02:40,250
Uncle Kans knows
we've his look-alike.

2090
02:02:40,792 --> 02:02:42,875
And actually speaking
he's no longer with us.

2091
02:02:43,333 --> 02:02:45,042
I wonder where Johnny disappeared to.

2092
02:02:45,708 --> 02:02:47,542
Things just cannot get worse for us.

2093
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:50,083
Sorry, guys, they just did.

2094
02:02:51,083 --> 02:02:52,167
Look.

2095
02:02:59,750 --> 02:03:00,792
What the hell.

2096
02:03:01,083 --> 02:03:02,958
kunwar Amar Nath Singh's
the new owner..

2097
02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:04,833
..of Singhania Group of Companies.

2098
02:03:05,292 --> 02:03:06,875
Official signing is tomorrow.

2099
02:03:07,167 --> 02:03:08,667
At the House of Commons.

2100
02:03:09,958 --> 02:03:11,083
How did this happen?

2101
02:03:13,583 --> 02:03:14,792
Don't worry.

2102
02:03:15,333 --> 02:03:17,250
The official signing
hasn't taken place yet.

2103
02:03:17,583 --> 02:03:20,042
We still have one day to stop him.

2104
02:03:21,667 --> 02:03:23,375
But where do we find
that crazy Johnny?

2105
02:03:23,542 --> 02:03:26,042
Dear, I've finished my chores.
Can I leave?

2106
02:03:26,417 --> 02:03:27,458
Yes, aunt.

2107
02:03:27,875 --> 02:03:32,042
That's my Balbir.

2108
02:03:33,667 --> 02:03:35,750
Do you know Balbir?

2109
02:03:36,167 --> 02:03:38,500
No, aunt. You're mistaken.

2110
02:03:38,958 --> 02:03:42,208
He isn't Balbir,
that's their uncle Kans.

2111
02:03:43,958 --> 02:03:48,125
If he's Kans..
then you're Shrupnakha(Demoness).

2112
02:03:48,167 --> 02:03:50,417
How long have I been your housemaid?

2113
02:03:50,875 --> 02:03:51,625
Ten years.

2114
02:03:51,667 --> 02:03:53,708
Have I ever lied?

2115
02:03:53,750 --> 02:03:57,333
But.. - I said that's my
nephew Balbir, then that's Balbir.

2116
02:03:57,750 --> 02:04:01,250
Aunt, I am sorry..but, are you sure?

2117
02:04:02,083 --> 02:04:03,333
Look at them.

2118
02:04:03,750 --> 02:04:07,042
How dare you doubt me?

2119
02:04:07,208 --> 02:04:10,208
You two are in the photo too,
so why ask me?

2120
02:04:10,458 --> 02:04:12,750
That's my nephew Balbir.

2121
02:04:12,958 --> 02:04:15,000
He runs a nightclub in South Hall.

2122
02:04:16,792 --> 02:04:17,833
See you.

2123
02:04:20,625 --> 02:04:21,667
Balbir.

2124
02:04:22,333 --> 02:04:23,583
That means..

2125
02:04:23,792 --> 02:04:25,208
Triple Role!

2126
02:04:26,875 --> 02:04:27,750
Baby.

2127
02:04:27,792 --> 02:04:29,250
Baby doll, don't do it.

2128
02:04:29,333 --> 02:04:30,625
Listen to me.

2129
02:04:30,875 --> 02:04:32,958
What are you doing? I'll be ruined.

2130
02:04:33,292 --> 02:04:36,042
You know..how important
today's function is.

2131
02:04:36,542 --> 02:04:37,833
Listen to me.

2132
02:04:38,042 --> 02:04:39,583
Hello. Hello.

2133
02:04:41,792 --> 02:04:42,833
Balbir.

2134
02:04:47,875 --> 02:04:50,208
Why are you all staring at me?

2135
02:04:50,333 --> 02:04:51,792
Who are you people?
What do you want?

2136
02:04:51,917 --> 02:04:52,958
Same face.

2137
02:04:53,708 --> 02:04:54,875
Say it.

2138
02:04:55,125 --> 02:04:59,208
Balbir, we need your help.

2139
02:04:59,375 --> 02:05:00,417
Help?

2140
02:05:01,000 --> 02:05:04,667
A poor man has limited means.

2141
02:05:04,875 --> 02:05:07,250
I am not capable of helping anyone.

2142
02:05:07,333 --> 02:05:09,167
I need help myself.

2143
02:05:09,458 --> 02:05:11,208
The item girl of this dance bar..

2144
02:05:11,292 --> 02:05:15,042
..who's the main attraction
here signed a movie.

2145
02:05:15,083 --> 02:05:16,208
Sir, please listen to us.

2146
02:05:16,250 --> 02:05:18,208
When I came here from Ludhiana..

2147
02:05:18,250 --> 02:05:21,708
..everyone said a dance bar will
never do good business in South Hall.

2148
02:05:21,833 --> 02:05:23,792
But I made it successful. I did.

2149
02:05:24,042 --> 02:05:26,792
And today's this dance
bar's 5th Anniversary.

2150
02:05:27,000 --> 02:05:28,958
The people will be
here in half an hour.

2151
02:05:29,125 --> 02:05:33,125
But the girl they're coming
here to watch isn't here.

2152
02:05:33,292 --> 02:05:36,667
Now..will I dance here in my shorts?

2153
02:05:37,417 --> 02:05:40,625
lam ruined. I'll be humiliated.

2154
02:05:40,833 --> 02:05:43,500
My dance bar will close down.
What do I do?

2155
02:05:43,542 --> 02:05:44,583
Balbir.

2156
02:05:45,042 --> 02:05:46,208
We can help you.

2157
02:05:47,375 --> 02:05:49,292
One minute. Guys, come here.

2158
02:05:53,875 --> 02:05:55,125
Your dance bar won't close down..

2159
02:05:55,208 --> 02:05:56,333
..nor will your show be cancelled.

2160
02:05:56,375 --> 02:05:57,750
Neither will you be humiliated.

2161
02:05:57,875 --> 02:06:01,667
But..if we help you,
you will have to help us in return.

2162
02:06:02,167 --> 02:06:03,167
Anything-

2163
02:06:03,208 --> 02:06:05,333
I am ready to do anything, I swear.

2164
02:06:05,500 --> 02:06:08,125
I'll do as you say, please.

2165
02:06:08,375 --> 02:06:10,083
But what are you all going to do?

2166
02:06:38,458 --> 02:06:40,458
"By god, we will serve you."

2167
02:06:40,500 --> 02:06:42,167
"Oh my queen Bullo."

2168
02:06:42,458 --> 02:06:44,417
"By god, it will be a big hit."

2169
02:06:44,500 --> 02:06:46,292
"Our love story."

2170
02:06:46,458 --> 02:06:48,458
"By god, come for my sake."

2171
02:06:48,500 --> 02:06:50,333
"Come, come, come, come."

2172
02:06:50,500 --> 02:06:52,292
"By god,
don’t break my heart by leaving."

2173
02:06:52,417 --> 02:06:54,458
"Don’t go,
don’t go, don’t go, don’t go."

2174
02:06:55,958 --> 02:06:59,917
"How can I simply
give my heart to you?"

2175
02:06:59,958 --> 02:07:03,917
"My love will prove
very dear to you."

2176
02:07:04,000 --> 02:07:05,875
uGo away, go awayﬂu

2177
02:07:05,917 --> 02:07:13,583
"Come, come.
Come to your lover’s market."

2178
02:07:13,792 --> 02:07:20,083
"Come, come.
Come to your lover’s market."

2179
02:07:28,750 --> 02:07:32,542
"Why do you produce
new stories every day?"

2180
02:07:32,750 --> 02:07:36,458
"Why do you come here to
squander your peace and solace?"

2181
02:07:36,708 --> 02:07:40,500
"You are my peace,
you are my solace."

2182
02:07:40,667 --> 02:07:44,375
"Come evening and my
heart leads me to your path."

2183
02:07:45,833 --> 02:07:49,958
"How can I simply
give my heart to you?"

2184
02:07:50,000 --> 02:07:53,625
"My love will prove
very dear to you."

2185
02:07:53,792 --> 02:07:55,750
uGo away, go awayﬂu

2186
02:07:55,917 --> 02:08:00,917
"Come, come.
Come to your lover’s market."

2187
02:08:03,792 --> 02:08:10,083
"Come, come.
Come to your lover’s market."

2188
02:08:10,458 --> 02:08:12,333
"Come by car if not by scooty."

2189
02:08:12,375 --> 02:08:14,417
"Cross the seven
seas and come to me."

2190
02:08:14,500 --> 02:08:16,542
"My heart beckons, come with love."

2191
02:08:16,583 --> 02:08:18,250
"Come, come, come, come."

2192
02:08:30,750 --> 02:08:34,375
"Don’t underestimate my attitude."

2193
02:08:34,750 --> 02:08:38,375
"My love is razor sharp,
not a mystery."

2194
02:08:38,750 --> 02:08:42,667
I am your confidant,
I am your Romeo."

2195
02:08:42,792 --> 02:08:46,708
"My heart truly loves you,
it is not a traitor."

2196
02:08:47,958 --> 02:08:51,750
"How can I simply
give my heart to you?"

2197
02:08:51,917 --> 02:08:55,833
"My love will prove
very dear to you."

2198
02:08:55,875 --> 02:08:57,833
uGo away, go awayﬂu

2199
02:08:57,917 --> 02:09:05,667
"Come, come.
Come to your lover’s market."

2200
02:09:05,792 --> 02:09:12,167
"Come, come.
Come to your lover’s market."

2201
02:09:31,042 --> 02:09:34,167
The mental asylum is much
better then this outer world.

2202
02:09:34,292 --> 02:09:36,167
Yes, in there we're
given electric shocks..

2203
02:09:36,208 --> 02:09:37,917
..only if we make a mistake

2204
02:09:38,000 --> 02:09:41,083
Out here..we always get
shocked one way or another.

2205
02:09:41,250 --> 02:09:44,250
And then..my Shivani‘s here too.

2206
02:09:44,292 --> 02:09:45,958
Come on, let's go inside.

2207
02:09:46,250 --> 02:09:48,375
We don't want to win
this reality show. Come on.

2208
02:09:48,458 --> 02:09:50,417
That wasn't a reality show.

2209
02:09:53,375 --> 02:09:54,958
Uncle!
- No.

2210
02:09:56,417 --> 02:09:57,625
lam not uncle.

2211
02:09:57,792 --> 02:09:59,875
I am the uncle's look-alike, Johnny.

2212
02:10:00,125 --> 02:10:03,875
And you two are Ashok
and Kumar's look-alikes.

2213
02:10:04,750 --> 02:10:05,917
Look-alikes?

2214
02:10:14,125 --> 02:10:16,417
We should help Ashok and Kumar.

2215
02:10:16,792 --> 02:10:18,250
They are very nice people.

2216
02:10:18,333 --> 02:10:21,625
All our lives we've
done only bad things.

2217
02:10:22,042 --> 02:10:24,833
Now we've an opportunity
to do something good.

2218
02:10:25,250 --> 02:10:28,917
Let's go..and expose
that rascal uncle.

2219
02:10:29,125 --> 02:10:31,042
Hello, boys!

2220
02:10:32,208 --> 02:10:33,875
I am back!

2221
02:10:38,208 --> 02:10:42,000
Because of you three,
the people of Burma..

2222
02:10:42,458 --> 02:10:44,458
..left me unworthy of facing anyone.

2223
02:10:44,958 --> 02:10:46,000
What?
- But now..

2224
02:10:46,167 --> 02:10:48,125
...I'll take you three back..

2225
02:10:48,542 --> 02:10:50,917
..and I'll get my old job again.

2226
02:10:51,292 --> 02:10:52,417
Come on.
- Shut up!

2227
02:10:53,542 --> 02:10:55,000
Shut up?

2228
02:10:55,583 --> 02:10:58,500
You insect. Spineless creature.

2229
02:11:08,750 --> 02:11:10,375
Slapstick comedy!

2230
02:11:11,333 --> 02:11:12,958
Why you?
- Stop.

2231
02:11:14,083 --> 02:11:15,375
You are mistaken.

2232
02:11:15,833 --> 02:11:18,250
L..l am kunwar Amar Nath Singh.

2233
02:11:18,292 --> 02:11:20,000
And these two aren't
the Ashok and Kumar..

2234
02:11:20,125 --> 02:11:21,792
..from your mental asylum.

2235
02:11:22,000 --> 02:11:23,667
They are my Ashok and Kumar.

2236
02:11:23,750 --> 02:11:24,833
Millionaires.

2237
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:25,958
But..but..

2238
02:11:26,000 --> 02:11:28,667
What but? Are you stupid?

2239
02:11:28,875 --> 02:11:30,708
They Ashok and Kumar
you're looking for..

2240
02:11:30,750 --> 02:11:32,250
..are our look-alikes.
- Yes.

2241
02:11:32,292 --> 02:11:34,875
Look-alikes. New story.

2242
02:11:34,917 --> 02:11:36,708
I'll tell your story to the world.

2243
02:11:36,917 --> 02:11:38,375
What the people of
Burma did with you..

2244
02:11:38,417 --> 02:11:40,125
..should I put that on Facebook?

2245
02:11:40,208 --> 02:11:42,417
Should I put it on Whatsapp?
- Should I put it on Twitter?

2246
02:11:42,458 --> 02:11:44,458
He has many followers on Twitter.
I don't know how?

2247
02:11:44,542 --> 02:11:45,917
But I do. I do.

2248
02:11:45,958 --> 02:11:47,000
Yes.

2249
02:11:47,292 --> 02:11:49,333
I hate social networking.

2250
02:11:49,708 --> 02:11:52,208
Let us go,
we'll go and catch those look-alikes.

2251
02:11:52,250 --> 02:11:53,292
Halt!

2252
02:11:53,458 --> 02:11:57,292
Sir. Sir, take me along too.

2253
02:11:57,542 --> 02:11:59,542
For the sake of my tainted honor.

2254
02:11:59,875 --> 02:12:02,417
When I find those three..

2255
02:12:02,500 --> 02:12:06,250
...I'll make their plight such that..

2256
02:12:07,042 --> 02:12:08,417
Why are you scared?

2257
02:12:08,625 --> 02:12:10,750
I was talking about
those look-alikes.

2258
02:12:10,875 --> 02:12:12,083
Follow me.
- This way.

2259
02:12:12,208 --> 02:12:13,250
Follow me.

2260
02:12:19,083 --> 02:12:22,042
Today, on the special
occasion of 15th August..

2261
02:12:22,125 --> 02:12:24,000
..l would like to welcome all of you.

2262
02:12:24,042 --> 02:12:26,083
I would like to call
the guest of honor..

2263
02:12:26,375 --> 02:12:29,083
..His royal Highness,
the Prince of Wales..

2264
02:12:29,417 --> 02:12:31,958
..Prince Charles on
stage to say a few words.

2265
02:12:45,583 --> 02:12:47,042
Thank you very much, Ashok.

2266
02:12:47,917 --> 02:12:51,458
Ladies and Gentlemen, it
really is a great honor to be here.

2267
02:12:51,792 --> 02:12:55,000
The Royal family has
always made the effort..

2268
02:12:55,083 --> 02:12:57,167
..to strengthen the bonds between..

2269
02:12:57,208 --> 02:13:00,083
..the United Kingdom and India.

2270
02:13:03,000 --> 02:13:05,667
Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!

2271
02:13:05,958 --> 02:13:09,917
After ruining me Ashok and Kumar..

2272
02:13:10,000 --> 02:13:12,000
..are posing as millionaires.

2273
02:13:12,708 --> 02:13:18,042
I swear on God,
they won't escape my wrath today.

2274
02:13:19,208 --> 02:13:20,500
Thappa and his papa.

2275
02:13:21,875 --> 02:13:24,250
Did you fix the bomb
properly in the chandelier?

2276
02:13:24,625 --> 02:13:25,667
Yes, boss.

2277
02:13:30,542 --> 02:13:33,042
Now let's activate
it and get out of here.

2278
02:13:33,292 --> 02:13:36,083
The bomb will explode
in exactly two minutes.

2279
02:13:40,458 --> 02:13:42,917
Why isn't the light coming on?

2280
02:13:47,667 --> 02:13:48,916
Battery?

2281
02:13:48,917 --> 02:13:50,083
We don't have batteries.

2282
02:13:50,292 --> 02:13:53,917
Go buy batteries from the store.

2283
02:13:54,000 --> 02:13:55,042
Go on.

2284
02:13:55,417 --> 02:13:58,958
Like every year,
we'll donate a cheque..

2285
02:13:59,000 --> 02:14:01,125
..to the Prince Charles
Charitable Organization.

2286
02:14:03,167 --> 02:14:07,167
But this year..l won't
do this good deed myself.

2287
02:14:07,417 --> 02:14:11,292
In fact, the future boss of
the Singhania Group of Companies..

2288
02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:14,042
..kunwar Amar Nath
Singh will do the honors.

2289
02:14:16,500 --> 02:14:18,583
What are you saying?
- Yes, your Highness.

2290
02:14:18,667 --> 02:14:22,667
Unfortunately, due to
my degrading mental condition..

2291
02:14:23,208 --> 02:14:25,708
..l had to take this step.

2292
02:14:25,958 --> 02:14:27,917
Today, in everyone's presence..

2293
02:14:28,292 --> 02:14:30,417
With Prince Charles as my witness.

2294
02:14:31,875 --> 02:14:33,417
Today, I officially handover..

2295
02:14:33,458 --> 02:14:35,917
..the Singhania Group
properties and fortune..

2296
02:14:36,250 --> 02:14:39,542
..to my uncle, kunwar Amar Nath Singh.

2297
02:14:52,625 --> 02:14:53,667
Slop!

2298
02:15:05,958 --> 02:15:08,458
How can this man
handover the fortune..

2299
02:15:08,958 --> 02:15:10,667
..when it doesn't belong to him.

2300
02:15:12,833 --> 02:15:14,542
He's absolutely right.

2301
02:15:18,375 --> 02:15:22,000
He isn't the real Ashok,
or the real Kumar..

2302
02:15:22,167 --> 02:15:23,958
..nor is he the real uncle.

2303
02:15:25,417 --> 02:15:27,375
Here's..the real Ashok.

2304
02:15:47,500 --> 02:15:49,375
Three people with double roles.

2305
02:15:54,458 --> 02:15:56,458
Your Majesty,
these three are escaped patients..

2306
02:15:56,500 --> 02:15:57,792
..from the mental asylum.

2307
02:15:57,958 --> 02:15:59,167
Impossible.

2308
02:15:59,750 --> 02:16:00,833
ls that true?

2309
02:16:01,042 --> 02:16:02,583
No.
- No.

2310
02:16:03,083 --> 02:16:05,125
Your Majesty, they are lying.

2311
02:16:05,708 --> 02:16:08,000
They are insane.
- Yes.

2312
02:16:08,167 --> 02:16:11,083
Great. Blaming us instead.

2313
02:16:11,208 --> 02:16:13,042
Shut up, crazy.
- You are crazy.

2314
02:16:13,167 --> 02:16:15,375
No, you're crazy.
- You're crazy.

2315
02:16:15,458 --> 02:16:16,917
You three are crazy.
- Halt.

2316
02:16:18,375 --> 02:16:21,125
I'll tell you who's really..

2317
02:16:23,125 --> 02:16:24,708
What is going on?

2318
02:16:37,750 --> 02:16:38,792
One more.

2319
02:16:40,875 --> 02:16:41,958
What the"

2320
02:16:42,125 --> 02:16:44,333
Three people with triple roles.

2321
02:16:44,542 --> 02:16:46,333
You said you have look-alikes.

2322
02:16:46,583 --> 02:16:48,333
But even your look-alikes
have look-alikes.

2323
02:16:48,500 --> 02:16:50,417
That means three people
with triple roles.

2324
02:16:50,583 --> 02:16:52,083
Three times three!

2325
02:16:52,250 --> 02:16:53,125
We don't know that.

2326
02:16:53,167 --> 02:16:55,583
But we do know that one
group's real and the other's fake.

2327
02:16:55,667 --> 02:16:58,292
Which group are you?
- We're the crazy group.

2328
02:16:59,375 --> 02:17:01,750
They are the crazy ones, not them.

2329
02:17:01,958 --> 02:17:03,000
They are the crazy group.

2330
02:17:03,042 --> 02:17:04,708
We aren't mad.
- How dare you?

2331
02:17:04,750 --> 02:17:06,792
Are you calling us crazy?
- Yes, you're crazy.

2332
02:17:06,833 --> 02:17:09,208
They are the crazy ones.
- Oh my God, confession.

2333
02:17:09,250 --> 02:17:10,792
They're admitting they are crazy.

2334
02:17:10,833 --> 02:17:13,542
We aren't mad.
- We're just crazy.

2335
02:17:13,583 --> 02:17:15,417
lam going crazy here.

2336
02:17:15,458 --> 02:17:18,042
This is more confusing
than my first marriage.

2337
02:17:18,125 --> 02:17:20,000
Who's real? Who's fake?

2338
02:17:20,083 --> 02:17:21,292
We're real.

2339
02:17:21,375 --> 02:17:22,458
We're real.

2340
02:17:22,500 --> 02:17:23,542
We're crazy.

2341
02:17:23,625 --> 02:17:24,958
One of them is real.

2342
02:17:25,042 --> 02:17:27,333
Security! Security!
Take them away.

2343
02:17:27,375 --> 02:17:29,500
Rascal..
- Why you..

2344
02:17:29,542 --> 02:17:31,333
I'll show you who's real.

2345
02:17:31,833 --> 02:17:33,875
Let go my collar.

2346
02:17:34,042 --> 02:17:36,208
Let's go the asylum.
- ls there a bed.

2347
02:17:36,250 --> 02:17:37,417
Come on.

2348
02:17:37,750 --> 02:17:39,333
Reality show uncle.

2349
02:17:39,583 --> 02:17:44,042
Once the batteries arrive
I will blow everyone up.

2350
02:17:44,292 --> 02:17:46,250
Are you Crazy or what?

2351
02:17:46,792 --> 02:17:48,042
We aren't crazy.

2352
02:17:48,083 --> 02:17:49,542
We aren't crazy.

2353
02:17:49,625 --> 02:17:51,500
This one's for Hitler.

2354
02:17:52,417 --> 02:17:53,833
This one's for Churchill.

2355
02:17:54,500 --> 02:17:56,708
Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze.

2356
02:17:57,083 --> 02:17:58,125
Who are you?

2357
02:17:58,375 --> 02:17:59,583
I am Ashok.
- I am Kumar.

2358
02:17:59,750 --> 02:18:00,625
Which one?

2359
02:18:00,667 --> 02:18:01,708
Slop!

2360
02:18:16,542 --> 02:18:17,667
I'll tell you..

2361
02:18:18,583 --> 02:18:22,625
.. who the real Ashok Singhania,
my son is.

2362
02:18:57,792 --> 02:18:59,375
This is my son, Ashok.

2363
02:18:59,792 --> 02:19:01,458
The real Ashok Singhania.

2364
02:19:02,208 --> 02:19:03,750
Because only a son..

2365
02:19:04,583 --> 02:19:06,792
.. sheds tears seeing his father.

2366
02:19:10,375 --> 02:19:11,417
SQ“!

2367
02:19:12,125 --> 02:19:13,167
Dad.

2368
02:19:24,917 --> 02:19:26,375
I knew, dad..

2369
02:19:27,042 --> 02:19:28,542
..that you will be fine some day.

2370
02:19:28,708 --> 02:19:29,875
I had to, son.

2371
02:19:31,125 --> 02:19:34,458
Otherwise I would have had
to listen to your rotten jokes.

2372
02:19:38,542 --> 02:19:40,542
Battery.
- Battery, Give it.

2373
02:19:42,792 --> 02:19:43,833
Enough.

2374
02:19:44,292 --> 02:19:46,208
Enough of this father-son
emotional scene.

2375
02:19:49,208 --> 02:19:51,166
At least this clears one thing..

2376
02:19:51,167 --> 02:19:52,833
..that you're the real Ashok.

2377
02:19:53,417 --> 02:19:55,667
Now handover your fortune to me..

2378
02:19:55,833 --> 02:19:59,000
..or this will be the
last day of your father's life.

2379
02:19:59,208 --> 02:20:01,375
No. I'll sign.

2380
02:20:02,750 --> 02:20:03,792
Here.

2381
02:20:26,000 --> 02:20:26,625
Dad.

2382
02:20:26,667 --> 02:20:29,208
That's a bomb.

2383
02:20:38,542 --> 02:20:39,833
What's the matter!

2384
02:20:43,542 --> 02:20:46,333
Mr. Singhania's
about to explode. Run!

2385
02:20:54,583 --> 02:20:55,667
Dad.

2386
02:21:04,292 --> 02:21:06,208
Oh my, God!

2387
02:21:08,708 --> 02:21:10,542
Oh my, God!

2388
02:21:20,333 --> 02:21:22,875
I can't touch this bomb.
- Me neither.

2389
02:21:23,083 --> 02:21:24,042
Liar.

2390
02:21:26,250 --> 02:21:28,917
Move you idiots.
- Someone save me.

2391
02:21:29,125 --> 02:21:30,958
It's after me.

2392
02:21:31,875 --> 02:21:33,875
Ladies and Sindhis first.

2393
02:21:33,958 --> 02:21:35,625
Let me go first, I am Sindhi.

2394
02:21:35,667 --> 02:21:37,667
lam Sindhi.
- Get lost.

2395
02:21:42,375 --> 02:21:45,292
Move aside. Move aside.

2396
02:21:49,667 --> 02:21:53,000
I am never coming back
to an Indian function again.

2397
02:21:53,917 --> 02:21:56,583
What's the hurry, sweetheart?

2398
02:21:56,667 --> 02:21:58,958
I am Thappa and that's my papa.

2399
02:21:59,125 --> 02:22:03,250
And now we'll brand
you with our love.

2400
02:22:05,125 --> 02:22:07,582
Don't worry girls, we'll save you.

2401
02:22:07,583 --> 02:22:08,875
How will you save us?

2402
02:22:09,583 --> 02:22:11,083
Madam, there are just..

2403
02:22:11,292 --> 02:22:13,500
This is not the time, dumbo.
Fighting. Fighting.

2404
02:22:13,542 --> 02:22:14,292
Okay.

2405
02:22:15,708 --> 02:22:16,667
Where did they go?

2406
02:22:16,708 --> 02:22:18,000
Stop! Stop!

2407
02:22:18,500 --> 02:22:20,708
I don't like midgets.
I hate them.

2408
02:22:20,750 --> 02:22:21,792
Leave them.

2409
02:22:27,125 --> 02:22:28,708
Hold me. Hold me.

2410
02:22:28,792 --> 02:22:30,917
Hi, I am Chinku.
- I am Pinku.

2411
02:22:30,958 --> 02:22:32,208
Let me go. Let me go.

2412
02:22:32,333 --> 02:22:33,875
Move. Move aside.

2413
02:22:33,917 --> 02:22:36,292
The bomb can explode any moment.
Let me go.

2414
02:22:36,333 --> 02:22:39,042
lam a decent man.
lam a decent man.

2415
02:22:54,875 --> 02:22:56,208
Please get me down!

2416
02:22:56,250 --> 02:22:57,333
Shut up!

2417
02:22:58,125 --> 02:22:59,833
Forgive me. Forgive me.

2418
02:22:59,875 --> 02:23:00,792
Sorry. Sorry.

2419
02:23:00,833 --> 02:23:02,958
Forgive me.

2420
02:23:07,167 --> 02:23:08,917
They bit us.

2421
02:23:09,042 --> 02:23:10,750
Let go. Let go.

2422
02:23:12,875 --> 02:23:14,708
Let go, I'll give you a chocolate.

2423
02:23:15,208 --> 02:23:17,083
Help. Save us.

2424
02:23:17,292 --> 02:23:19,167
Help, they will eat up everything.

2425
02:23:21,292 --> 02:23:24,333
Help me. Get this out.

2426
02:23:28,417 --> 02:23:30,375
Bomb. Bomb.

2427
02:23:30,625 --> 02:23:33,625
You got me in this.
No. You got me in this.

2428
02:24:39,708 --> 02:24:40,792
Bomb.

2429
02:24:41,792 --> 02:24:42,833
I am safe.

2430
02:24:42,958 --> 02:24:46,000
Uncle, don't slip
back into coma again.

2431
02:24:46,125 --> 02:24:47,958
Otherwise we'll play
video games again.

2432
02:24:48,083 --> 02:24:49,417
Thank you, my children.

2433
02:24:49,542 --> 02:24:51,417
Ashok. Kumar.
- Shivani.

2434
02:24:52,500 --> 02:24:54,042
Uncle.

2435
02:24:54,083 --> 02:24:56,708
Uncle, forgive us.
Forgive us. Forgive us.

2436
02:24:56,750 --> 02:24:58,250
If you forgive us..

2437
02:24:58,292 --> 02:25:02,667
..we'll clean your back
every day with castor oil.

2438
02:25:02,708 --> 02:25:03,750
Why not?

2439
02:25:04,250 --> 02:25:05,625
Yippee!

2440
02:25:05,667 --> 02:25:07,625
Where are you going?

2441
02:25:08,167 --> 02:25:09,333
Son.
- Dad.

2442
02:25:09,500 --> 02:25:11,375
Are you okay?
- Yes, son.

2443
02:25:11,792 --> 02:25:12,417
Dad.

2444
02:25:12,458 --> 02:25:13,708
Take them to the asylum.

2445
02:25:13,750 --> 02:25:16,208
Oh, God!
How did I get stuck in this?

2446
02:25:16,542 --> 02:25:17,833
And do keep visiting.

2447
02:25:18,750 --> 02:25:19,917
Good they were caught.

2448
02:25:20,250 --> 02:25:22,000
We've been saying
that we're not mad..

2449
02:25:22,083 --> 02:25:24,583
We're just crazy.
- Don't worry, darling.

2450
02:25:24,708 --> 02:25:26,417
I'll fix that.
- Wow!

2451
02:25:30,625 --> 02:25:31,708
S how-offs!

2452
02:25:31,792 --> 02:25:33,083
There's a big difference..

2453
02:25:33,125 --> 02:25:35,667
..between their
‘wapa-chiki‘ and ours.

2454
02:25:41,750 --> 02:25:43,000
The most interesting thing is..

2455
02:25:43,042 --> 02:25:45,125
..we had so much action,
but no one sneezed.

2456
02:25:46,292 --> 02:25:47,292
No!

2457
02:25:47,333 --> 02:25:48,833
lam just joking.

2458
02:25:51,292 --> 02:25:53,125
Till now I had just one son.

2459
02:25:54,292 --> 02:25:56,542
But now I have four sons.

2460
02:25:58,292 --> 02:25:59,792
And yes, two daughter as well.

2461
02:26:03,833 --> 02:26:04,875
Wow.

2462
02:26:05,000 --> 02:26:06,792
I'll never get a bigger audience.

2463
02:26:07,375 --> 02:26:08,708
I'll tell you a new joke.

2464
02:26:08,792 --> 02:26:10,667
No way man!