1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,560 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 3 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:43,960 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 4 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,240 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 5 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,560 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 6 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,120 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 7 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,320 Find no gain or loss within the priceless knots of love 8 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,480 You're ablaze ablaze ablaze The spark of love's a raging fire 9 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:34,240 You're ablaze ablaze ablaze The spark of love's a raging fire 10 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,200 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 11 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,480 The threads of our gazes collide 12 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,920 Drink the dew, that heady brew, 'n jus' sway baby sway 13 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,920 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 14 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,600 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 15 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:56,920 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 16 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,160 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 17 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,840 O when it strikes and where no one knows 18 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,040 But when it hits, it hurts and it shows 19 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,800 Rabba.. 20 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,800 From every wound a little joy derive 21 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,120 Pain's the price of being alive 22 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,240 Rabba.. 23 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,560 Hear a little truth and a piece of a lie.. 24 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,600 ..They'll hum in chorus inside of your eye 25 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:53,280 They'll wax they'll wane and wax and wane, like candles 26 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:58,000 They'll wax they'll wane and wax and wane, like candles 27 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,240 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 28 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,800 The threads of our gazes collide 29 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,240 Drink the dew, that heady brew, 'n jus' sway baby sway 30 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:11,120 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 31 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,920 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 32 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:21,040 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 33 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:26,000 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 34 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,200 O Then there's no problem.. Deal. Bye. 35 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,440 Bulla Man!.. What's cooking? 36 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,840 Hullo.. 37 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,320 Buddy Boy! I make promise I keep promise.. Chill! 38 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,000 What's up Sukesh Bhai? Relax relax! 39 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,960 Not so fast. First my commission. 40 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,640 Then take it. Or should I call my dad to read it for you? 41 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,560 Why are you insulting your dad? 42 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,400 Insulting? Take your commission, give me the ticket. 43 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,680 - Hey not the whole shop, just take four. - Chelsea champion.. 44 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,480 And with this, four lottery tickets. 45 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,640 Two.. 46 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,120 Ok.. 47 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,440 Don't call me if India makes it to the finals. 48 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,280 Ok my lord.. go ahead take four.. 49 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,440 - Sorry. - Yeah right! 50 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,400 I'm not that type. I got class. 51 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,120 Why're you glaring at me? 52 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,320 You saw the way she glared at me..? I got class man. 53 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,640 Forget it. Tickets.. 54 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,000 Bangladesh-Canada! 55 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,320 Who wants Bangladesh-Canada? 56 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:13,640 I want India-Pakistan! Rikki! Rikki! Damn it! 57 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,800 Oh no, an hour late! 58 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,200 O blimey! One hour late! 59 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,080 If the apartment won't fit in the budget.. 60 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,440 ..we'll fit the budget into the apartment. 61 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,120 Gotta go now.. Mum's calling from Bhatinda. 62 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,080 Yikes! 63 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,400 A man's gotta sit so a man's gotta sit.. 64 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,640 ..just focus on your sandwich man, if she glares her eyes will hurt.. 65 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:52,160 Look it was an accident, I got class.. 66 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:53,720 Never mind! 67 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,040 Ok.. ok, I also don't mind.. 68 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,520 Did I say you could sit? 69 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,120 And you didn't say I couldn't.. 70 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,000 They're all occupied. 71 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,360 Whatsup.. 72 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,960 Hasn't reached yet? 73 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,040 I swear by Chelsea I sent it first thing this morning.. 74 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:24,280 Whatchyasaying I won't lie in the name of Chelsea.. 75 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,320 So what's your sun-sign? 76 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,240 Listen I'm already engaged.. 77 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:36,040 I've come to receive my fianc - he's on the train from Birmingham. 78 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,760 So?! 79 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,240 What am I doing? Am I making a pass at you? 80 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,640 Typical Indian mentality. 81 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,600 Sorry.. 82 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,040 Never mind.. 83 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,520 We all make mistakes.. 84 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,040 Me self Rikki.. Rikki Thukral.. 85 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,520 And I'm Alvira.. Alvira Khan from Lahore.. 86 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,720 Not typical Indian mentality.. 87 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,760 Thank God! 88 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:15,840 Napkin? 89 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,240 Take it.. 90 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,960 My best friend also Pakistani. 91 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,520 Huffy Bhai.. 92 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,160 Hafeez Pathan, business partner.. 93 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,760 He brings the latest Indian movies from Pakistan.. 94 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,040 I make copies of the DVDs and market them.. 95 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,480 Marketing pirated DVDs.. Wow. 96 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,640 As if you've never watched a pirated movie. 97 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,120 I don't watch Indian movies. 98 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,560 Whatchyasaying? 99 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,400 It's true. 100 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,720 So you watch Pakistani movies? They're crap. 101 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,400 I only watch foreign language films.. 102 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,880 ..French, Chinese, Iranian.. 103 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,200 At times Hollywood. 104 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,480 At times Hollywood! 105 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,440 And that's good. 106 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,080 Which is why I'm not even in the DVD business anymore.. 107 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,920 Now Huffy Bhai and I are Property Agents.. 108 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,160 My folks.. they love Indian movies.. 109 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,880 Papa wanted to name me Madhubala, Mama got stuck on Sadhna. 110 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,680 Alvira is very beautiful name. 111 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,400 Flirting again.. 112 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:30,800 Why should I.. I'm engaged too. See original Topaz. 113 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,560 I've come to pick up my fianc too.. 114 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,240 ..she's coming by the same train as your fianc.. 115 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,840 Does she even have a name or you always call her fianc? 116 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,520 No she's nameless.. what a question! 117 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:44,920 So what's her name? 118 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,400 Anaida.. 119 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,000 So how did you two meet up? 120 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,280 First time, we met at the Hotel Ritz. 121 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,600 Ritz? 122 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,160 The one in Paris.. 123 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,120 The same one where the Princess Diana-Dodi episode happened.. 124 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,560 I was there that night.. Diana was looking amazing.. 125 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,560 I was just five feet away.. Had I reached out I could've touched her.. 126 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:21,880 And then appeared Anaida.. Hundred times more beautifuler than Diana.. 127 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,640 She was the Assistant Manager at the Ritz.. 128 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,240 As Diana and Dodi reached the gate.. 129 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,080 ..suddenly photographers popped out of everywhere.. 130 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,920 Everybody was looking at Diana.. 131 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,000 ..but I was looking at Anaida 132 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,680 Diana-Dodi's story was coming to an end.. 133 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,960 ..and Rikki-Anaida's love story was about to start 134 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,720 Haven't you heard.. 135 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:03,720 When two love-birds die another two are born. 136 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,200 You were wearing a suit? 137 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,240 Yeah.. 138 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,880 You see.. 139 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,480 God made Man.. 140 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,480 .. And Tailor made Gentleman. 141 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:21,160 God made Man and after that Tailor made Gentleman. 142 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,600 ..Huffy Bhai says. 143 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,120 Can't imagine you in a suit. 144 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,560 Goodness.. 145 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,440 Such a historic moment and you're worried about my suit.. 146 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,680 Had you and Huffy Bhai gone to rent out the Eiffel Tower? 147 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,600 We're also into antiques in a big way.. 148 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,600 We'd gone to Paris for a deal. 149 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,640 DVDs, property, antiques.. Wow. 150 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,720 Just not fashionable doing one business these days, boss. 151 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:54,960 Huffy Bhai was bringing the seller and the antiques from Bombay.. 152 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,560 ..and I was handling the buyers in Paris. 153 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,600 And these antiques were obviously stolen. 154 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,080 They would have rotted away in India anyway.. 155 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:09,200 ..what's the harm if a few people make some money out of it? 156 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,400 It's 100% hard earned money, madam. 157 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,840 Yeah right! 158 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,880 Want to hear the rest of the story or should I leave? 159 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,120 After finishing the story. 160 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,440 We'd been waiting for more than three hours.. 161 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,640 I was getting desperate.. when would Huffy Bhai come.. 162 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,840 ..when would this deal get over.. 163 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,560 ..and when would I celebrate with Anaida.. 164 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,200 Hello.. 165 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,680 Rikki my darling! 166 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,000 Huffy Bhai.. 167 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,840 Where are you man? 168 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,240 Got stuck in Bombay.. 169 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,240 Whatchyasaying! 170 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,280 I'll get screwed.. 171 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,240 Cops snatched the goods darling.. 172 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,200 What about you? 173 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,400 Slipped out the moment I smelt trouble.. Have the buyers left? 174 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,840 Nope.. 175 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,720 ..they're all here.. 176 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,960 Better slip out Rikki, slipping in and out is what we do best. 177 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,200 And look, just handle them with care. 178 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,240 They're babbling something in French. 179 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,840 I think they're cursing.. 180 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,400 Hello.. Monsieur, don't go.. 181 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,120 Hello.. hello.. 182 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,600 - Hello.. - Excuse me sir.. 183 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,640 Your bill.. 184 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,000 ..please. 185 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,680 Huffy Bhai he's asking for my signature.. 186 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,160 He's climbing onto me Huffy Bhai. 187 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,600 One minute please..l ine cut.. I don't.. 188 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,760 - Huffy Bhai. - Signature.. 189 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,040 You were staying at The Ritz with empty pockets? 190 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,880 The antique seller coming from India was to finance the trip.. 191 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,320 I didn't even have enough cash to watch cabaret at Lido.. 192 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,520 Where was Anaida in all this? 193 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,480 Coming to that, boss.. 194 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,080 First let me get out of the room.. 195 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,360 Couldn't have walked out with the suitcase, they'd have caught me.. 196 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,680 ..so I stuffed everything in my pockets.. 197 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,840 ..wore my clothes on top of each other and walked out. 198 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,000 I'm Slim Shady, my Mamma's Slim Shady.. 199 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,320 ..please stand up, please stand up.. 200 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,520 She was just two feet away.. 201 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,040 ..she looked at me and said.. 202 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,520 Are you alright sir? 203 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,760 I died! 204 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,120 She was being so nice to me and I was sneaking out of the hotel! 205 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,920 Check air-conditioning.. 206 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,040 Any call tell I back evening ok.. 207 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,240 Ok. 208 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,040 Keys.. 209 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,040 Signature sir! 210 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,400 Excuse me.. 211 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,360 Credit Card payment.. non.. 212 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,600 Why? 213 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,200 Last bill.. when did you pay? 214 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,640 Just paid before coming. 215 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,440 Credit card company says you haven't paid your dues for a year. 216 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,680 Liars! 217 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,640 Never go for this card.. I'm really regretting. 218 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,480 Careful with that please.. it's invaluable. 219 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,680 Lottery ticket.. 220 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,480 First prize one million pounds.. second prize free trip to Hollywood. 221 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,760 At this moment you're holding a million bucks in your hand. 222 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,360 Monsieur Thukral, I'm sure you will win the lottery some day.. 223 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,960 ..you'll become a millionaire some day.. 224 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,480 ..but the bill you'll settle today. Now! 225 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,080 Anaida Madam.. 226 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,800 Now look.. 227 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,400 Just by living in France you don't become French.. 228 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,320 ..you got Indian blood in those veins. 229 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,400 Mon pere et mere etre Karachi. 230 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,320 Blood is Pakistani, Monsieur Thukral, not Indian. 231 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,640 Pakistani! 232 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:13,120 I was screwed.. she was going to kill me with 60 years of hatred. 233 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:21,520 You Indians are amada to fight but always blame Pakistanis. 234 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,480 Amada means..? 235 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,520 Don't you know what amada means? 236 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,240 Sorry I don't. 237 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,480 It means ready.. always ready to fight. 238 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,520 I'm just amada to tell you my love story. 239 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,920 Am I fighting with you? 240 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,560 Why would you fight with me? 241 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,400 I'm not even Pakistani. 242 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,680 I'm British you know.. 243 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,800 Oh you're British.. They what's the quarrel.. Long live the Queen.. 244 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,480 So where was I? 245 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,400 ..there was Anaida, in her chair, and here I was standing beside her.. 246 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,640 What are these two going on about? - That I call the cops. 247 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,400 No no no need cops. Just think.. 248 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,160 ..if this episode hadn't happened.. 249 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,800 if we'd met like normal people.. 250 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,600 ..the situation would've been very different. 251 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,480 Together we would've gone to Eiffel Tower.. 252 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,400 ..climbed to the top and screamed.. 253 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,360 I love you Rikki! I love you Anaida! 254 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,320 I said watch it! - Ok.. ok. 255 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,080 Tell me what I have to do.. I will do it.. 256 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,640 Till the entire bill is squared, I'm yours.. 257 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,600 ..even otherwise I'm yours.. 258 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,920 Just follow me.. 259 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,280 These stay with me. 260 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,240 Can I take off my clothes? 261 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,120 I'll drown in my sweat.. please.. 262 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,640 Where's the bathroom? 263 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,400 Solomon.. 264 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,760 Rikki.. 265 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,600 What a cruel woman this Anaida! - Hey.. 266 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,840 ..you're talking about my fianc! - Sorry.. 267 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,680 After washing how many plates did she melt? 268 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,880 What is my name? 269 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,840 Rikki Thukral. - Righto! 270 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,560 Ullu ka pattha.. 271 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,920 Paththa.. 272 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,440 Never mind.. try this.. 273 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,040 Harami! (Hindi swear word) 274 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,800 Harami.. - Well done! 275 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,760 Harami means.. my dear.. Anaida where? 276 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,240 Say it in Hindi.. 277 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,480 Why cry? 278 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,880 Madam.. 279 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,680 What do you want? 280 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,160 Me? Nothing.. 281 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,360 Hanky you want. 282 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,600 Just leave me alone.. 283 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,280 Take take.. 284 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,360 My best friend also Pakistani.. 285 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,680 No.. I have these.. 286 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,680 This special hanky.. 287 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,920 Makes beautiful face more beautifuler. 288 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,960 See.. tears going.. 289 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,960 ..smile coming.. more beautifuler. 290 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,560 Merci.. 291 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,880 But why cry? 292 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,520 It's Diana's funeral.. 293 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,680 Today? 294 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,320 Where? London? 295 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,200 I so badly wanted to go. 296 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,360 So don't feel sad.. 297 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,200 Let's both go to London.. 298 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,000 I couldn't get leave. 299 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,080 That's so unfair.. 300 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,320 No leave even for such an important thing.. 301 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,120 They really overwork you. 302 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:10,440 Look, but when you come to London next stay at my house.. 303 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,520 It's small.. but very nice. 304 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,240 No.. 305 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,840 Actually, it's too small for you.. 306 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,360 Thukral.. 307 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,160 Want to go home? 308 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,080 If I let you go my boss will fire me. 309 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,360 Believe me, Anaida madam.. 310 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,600 Moment you let me go I'll be back from London in a jiffy with the money. 311 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,760 But if you don't.. I will be screwed. 312 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,480 I will not allow anybody screw you.. 313 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,200 One chance, please. 314 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,880 Soon as I landed in London, I went straight to Diana memorial.. 315 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,360 To offer flowers.. 316 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,800 You went to offer flowers? 317 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,680 I'd never waste money on dead people.. 318 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,840 I would think so. 319 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,480 Huffy Bhai is a die-hard Diana lover.. 320 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,360 .. even now if you mention her name, he gets a sigh attack.. 321 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,320 My instrument is broken, here I am, a musician without fame.. 322 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,360 My beloved is gone, here I am, living without shame.. 323 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,960 I'm in a mess Huffy Bhai.. - What? 324 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,280 Have to go back to Paris to settle the hotel bill.. gimme some money. 325 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,560 Have you gone mad? 326 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,120 Have we ever settled anything that we'll settle a bill? 327 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,440 No.. 328 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,840 But this time we will.. please gimme some money. 329 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,680 If Huffy Bhai says no, then it's a no. End of story. 330 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,240 Now forget about it dear.. see what I have here.. 331 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,120 I've been through hell and you're showing me this photo. 332 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,400 Not just any photo.. look behind it. 333 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,480 We'll go dancing to Hollywood my boy.. you won the lottery Rikki! 334 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,880 You won the lottery! Your Hollywood dream has come true! 335 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,800 We're going to Hollywood my boy, we're going to Hollywood! 336 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,360 Why are you stumped? 337 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,160 - Lost it.. - Not lost.. it's with Anaida. 338 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,040 - Who's that? - Hotel's manager.. 339 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,640 What does she look like? - Very beautiful. 340 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,520 - Not another word I understood everything. - Understood what?! 341 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,400 Had to leave the suitcase and wallet with her.. 342 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,200 She wasn't letting me leave.. the ticket's in the wallet. 343 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,680 How many times have I told you, stay away from women.. 344 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,000 ..they snatch things that matter. 345 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,160 - Now go back and get the ticket. - How? 346 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,080 Without the money for the bill.. she'll get me arrested.. 347 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,240 Here.. 348 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,360 What all you make me do.. 349 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,720 Huffy Bhai must you lift your shirt everywhere.. 350 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,520 If I move I'll lose my place. 351 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,160 Here. And don't tell that girl you won. Understood? 352 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,440 Now get lost.. 353 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,840 I'll get you perfume from Paris. 354 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,920 Yea, I'll have a real perfume party. Now scram! 355 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,160 I dreamt of going to Hollywood.. 356 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,480 ..but the lottery ticket was financed by Huffy Bhai. 357 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:17,120 My heart was dying to live the Hollywood dream with Anaida. 358 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,200 But I made my heart understand.. She's Miss World, you're Rikki Thukral 359 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,400 Why would she go with you? Huffy Bhai is what you get Rikki.. 360 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,520 Settle the bill get the ticket.. simple. 361 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,400 Hullu ke paththa! 362 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,680 What's baldy saying? 363 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,480 He says, can't believe you're back. 364 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,920 I had to.. My lottery ticket's still with you. 365 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,680 You came for the ticket? 366 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,480 And to settle the bill.. 367 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,680 ..it's all there.. including the taxi-fares. 368 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,720 Good.. 369 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,440 Solomon.. 370 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,960 And my stuff? 371 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,520 Solomon.. his stuff. 372 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,200 Harami why is she so touchy today? 373 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,200 Why angry? 374 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,240 My ticket! 375 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,240 Madam.. 376 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,560 What do you want? 377 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,480 That.. - What that? 378 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,280 That which is in your hand.. that's mine too. 379 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,840 It's in my hand.. so it's mine. 380 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,800 Whatchyasaying? 381 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,560 It was in my purse.. which I left with you.. 382 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,960 - With whose permission did you go? - Yours.. 383 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,080 And if I hadn't let you go? 384 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,760 I'd have rotted away.. or gone to jail. 385 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,280 And that didn't happen. 386 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,840 So? 387 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,800 So this ticket is.. My fee.. 388 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,200 Fees? 389 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,360 For saving you.. How do you say.. My cut. 390 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,800 Au'revoir.. 391 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,240 My God! What a creep.. 392 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,400 I know.. 393 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,520 So then how did you get engaged? 394 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,160 That's another story altogether.. 395 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,400 If my eyes were a crystal palace blue 396 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,720 Walk right in, wouldn't you? 397 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,040 Just for one day if not two 398 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:52,560 What's life without you 399 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,960 Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, you waft so cool and fresh 400 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,480 A thread cut kite soaring away, a sliced cloud caress 401 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:18,280 Give me all the pieces or a fragment of your heart 402 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:22,480 Or else give me back my Ticket to Hollywood 403 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:27,760 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 404 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:32,200 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 405 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,760 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 406 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,680 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 407 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:54,200 Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, you waft so cool and fresh 408 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:59,680 A thread cut kite soaring away, a sliced cloud caress 409 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,680 Two inches off the ground you walk, stepping on thin air 410 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:30,960 Leave a hint, a footprint, and I'll stop and stare 411 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:39,280 At the corner of that sidewalk, that's closest to your lair 412 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:44,560 Say the word and I'll wait my life right there 413 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,400 No, no monsieur, no, no, It ain't that simple now 414 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,720 Go get lost somehow 415 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,800 This is all you'll ever get, not a Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 416 00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:00,320 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 417 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,840 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 418 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,360 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 419 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:14,280 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 420 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,680 Gimme gimme gimme, gimme my ticket 421 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,920 Gimme gimme, gimme my ticket 422 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,160 No no no no no no no, monsieur no no 423 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,480 No no no no, monsieur no no 424 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,120 My Ticket to Hollywood. - No Ticket to Hollywood 425 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,840 My Ticket to Hollywood. - No Ticket to Hollywood 426 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,760 If my eyes were a crystal palace blue 427 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,040 Walk right in, wouldn't you? 428 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,280 Just for one day if not two 429 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:57,920 What's life without you.. 430 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,560 It's stubborn as a mule 431 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,880 So heartless it's uncool 432 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:08,080 When this heart gets set on something it gets set in stone 433 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,120 You're the queen of France 434 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,440 I'm just a whistler in a trance 435 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:21,640 Trust me baby where I come from that's not how it's done 436 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,440 No no monsieur, no no, it ain't that simple now 437 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,880 Go get lost somehow 438 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,720 Or else give me back, my Ticket to hollywood. - Give it back! 439 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:37,440 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 440 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:41,960 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 441 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,440 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood. - Give it back! 442 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:51,080 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 443 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,000 Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, you waft so cool and fresh 444 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,560 A thread cut kite soaring away, a sliced cloud caress 445 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,280 Give it back.. 446 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,640 Ticket to Hollywood! Ticket to Hollywood! 447 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,560 Ticket to.. - Okay enough.. it's not funny anymore. 448 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,920 You want to go don't you? 449 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,480 You go then.. 450 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,400 Hollywood would suit you best.. 451 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,320 Huffy Bhai and I wouldn't fit in all that glamour.. 452 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:47,520 We got some kicks while waiting for the results.. 453 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,640 ..that's enough for us.. 454 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,960 You'll take pictures won't you.. 455 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,280 ..remember to send me.. 456 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,920 I'll see Hollywood through your eyes. 457 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,040 Take.. take.. 458 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,640 To hell with your ticket.. 459 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,160 Why did you make me run then? 460 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,400 I want Thukral not the ticket.. 461 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,880 I was waiting.. 462 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,800 Thukral will come.. 463 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,240 I will hug him.. 464 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,440 ..he will kiss me.. 465 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,760 How many Thukrals do you know? 466 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,600 Only one stupid, idiot, moron, Thukral 467 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,520 ..who came back for his lottery ticket, not for me. 468 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,720 Whatchyasaying? 469 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,760 Just go to hell.. 470 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,040 Don't be angry.. please.. 471 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,440 Thukral actually came back for you.. 472 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,680 ..all the time dreaming of going to Hollywood with you. 473 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,880 Then why didn't he ask me? 474 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,600 You're Miss World.. 475 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,160 ..and he's Rikki Thukral.. 476 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,560 ..even if he touched you, you'd get spoiled.. 477 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,840 Didn't get spoiled using his hanky.. 478 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,040 ..in fact, became more beautifuler.. 479 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,240 There'll only be one bed for two people. 480 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,920 We can adjust.. 481 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,680 ..it's only for seven days.. 482 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,920 Seven days that's it?! 483 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,040 Thukral was thinking of adjusting his entire life with you. 484 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,640 Full life adjust. 485 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,520 Ok.. 486 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,000 Whatchyasaying?! 487 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,440 I'm saying I love Thukral, you idiot. 488 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,360 I love you Anaida! 489 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,920 You sacrificed the ticket on her?! 490 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,800 The moment she said "my cut".. 491 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,880 ..that was the turning point of my innings.. 492 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,040 That's when I made up my mind, she was just my type.. 493 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,120 Ticket was no big deal, I'd have sacrificed my life. 494 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,160 Must admit.. 495 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,400 What? 496 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,040 You're a die-hard romantic. 497 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,400 Whatchyasaying? 498 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,640 Moment ago you couldn't even share the table with me and now.. 499 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,960 And now what? 500 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,640 Now.. 501 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,360 ..your turn.. tell me.. 502 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,240 ..how did you meet your fianc? 503 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,440 Now don't be an aunty ji. 504 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,800 Oh I get it.. arranged is it? 505 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,880 Boy from Birmingham.. five figure salary, good moral character.. 506 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,680 - Hobbies cricket and.. - Rubbish.. 507 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,160 So it's not arranged? 508 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,560 Superman brought us together. 509 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,760 He sells comic books? 510 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,480 Have you been to Madame Tussaud's, the wax museum? 511 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,880 Of course I've been.. 512 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,240 ..they have several models of our guys.. 513 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,200 Gandhi ji, Nehru ji, Indira ji, Ash ji, Amit ji.. 514 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,400 ..our good ol' Bachchan.. 515 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,440 ..very few of your Pakistanis.. 516 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,160 Anyway.. so you went to Tussaud's .. 517 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,920 .. with my cousin Humera.. 518 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,240 There was a Superhero Special at Madame Tussaud's.. 519 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,320 Batman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Superman.. 520 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,400 ..giant sized models everywhere.. 521 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,160 Humera, my cousin was jumping from one to the other screaming.. 522 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,240 .. Aapi take a picture of this.. 523 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,200 .. Aapi take a picture of that.. 524 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,840 Watch out! 525 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,280 If the fake Superman had fallen on me, it'd have squashed me.. 526 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,120 But the real Superman saved my life.. 527 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,680 I was dying to kiss him and say I love you.. 528 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,280 So.. you kissed him? 529 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,720 Didn't even say I love you. 530 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,800 I took an oath when I was six years old.. 531 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,320 Dear God I will never fall in love with.. 532 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:41,200 ..a dark-skinned Pakistani or Indian.. 533 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,560 Please find a nice white-skin.. 534 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,160 ..British man just like yourself to marry me. 535 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:49,360 Amen 536 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,600 - Hello. - Hi.. 537 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,920 Sorry, I'm on the phone 538 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:56,840 Yeah this is Steve.. 539 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,200 Bollocks! I've already said I don't want his case.. 540 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,880 Don't ever call me again.. 541 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,800 Your name's Steve? 542 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,800 Yeah.. 543 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,360 But you're.. 544 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,120 Mum British.. 545 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,240 Dad Punjabi.. 546 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,920 Ouch! My foot.. God it hurts. 547 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,200 Left or right? 548 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,760 Both.. 549 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,400 You were badly hurt? 550 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,000 No silly.. I pretended so he would stay. 551 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,320 Way to go boss, I'd have done the same. 552 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,000 ..but what about the oath? 553 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,560 He is half Brit isn't he.. 554 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,960 ..so I compromised. 555 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,600 Must admit.. 556 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,880 Drink something 557 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,560 I'll have .. Pepsi! 558 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,080 No not Pepsi, Seven Up.. 559 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,920 Actually Tango.. 560 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,480 ..and chips, cookies and that chocolate.. 561 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,960 I was praying that a miracle would happen. 562 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,360 ..and Humera would vanish forever.. 563 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,760 ..and not ruin the foot massage. 564 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,480 Those fingers were just magical 565 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,480 Fingers so delicate, arms so strong.. 566 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,160 ..he carried me all the way to my bedroom.. 567 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,640 He was forcing Michelle to dance .. 568 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,040 Michelle? 569 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,920 Yeah.. that's her name.. 570 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,600 Michelle didn't want to dance.. 571 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,600 ..but he insisted.. 572 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,720 I stopped him .. 573 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,240 He hit you so hard? 574 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,560 Just a scratch. 575 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,920 He's still going through plastic surgery.. 576 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:24,840 So then you and Michelle .. Got married or still dating? 577 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,280 She wasn't the one. 578 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,600 O .. 579 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,720 Your parents are amazing .. 580 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,440 He barged into your bedroom and they didn't even mind. 581 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,520 Why would they .. he saved their daughter .. 582 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,480 Papa-Mama had found their son-in-law.. 583 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,040 Son-in-law! 584 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,560 You met the thug an hour ago.. and you're already planning marriage.. 585 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,760 Thug! 586 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,760 With a foot-long scar on his face.. has to be a thug! 587 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,040 Forget it I'm not telling you the rest of the story. 588 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,840 Ok sorry.. 589 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,240 You get stuck in these small details. 590 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,320 The flavour is all in the small details .. 591 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,480 How did he look.. 592 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,200 What did he say.. 593 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,400 How did he touch.. 594 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,200 Where did he touch.. 595 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,480 Ok so who touched what where? 596 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,640 Good night. 597 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,760 Don't let Superman bite. 598 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,360 Good night. 599 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,800 Shit! Phone number! 600 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,000 Steve.. 601 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,400 Steve! 602 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:40,520 Hey Steve.. give me your number.. please! 603 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,800 Where would I have found him .. 604 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,160 There are thousands of Steves in London .. 605 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,280 Next day was like hell .. 606 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,840 ..but when I came back from work next evening .. 607 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,160 ..then.. 608 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,000 I'll get it! 609 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,880 Hello? - Hi .. 610 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,160 Hi .. 611 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,000 Thanks for the flowers and the chocolates.. 612 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,440 Can you walk alright ..? 613 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,640 Just about .. 614 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,920 Then you need another round of massage. 615 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,840 My car's waiting for you.. Bye.. 616 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,160 Bye! 617 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,120 Find it funny.. I was in such pain.. 618 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,640 You lied.. 619 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,880 If you lie .. 620 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,360 ..it always catches up with you. 621 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,880 Lie, go ahead and lie.. 622 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,600 ..but make sure it's palatable.. 623 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,080 ..Huffy Bhai says. 624 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,960 So then you limped all the way to meet him. 625 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,080 I hopped, skipped and jumped to his office.. 626 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,880 ..but as I entered the edifice.. I was psyched.. 627 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,840 It's not that I have holes in my pockets.. 628 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,640 ..but this guy was bigger than Prince Charles.. 629 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,160 A snap of his fingers.. 630 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,840 ..and all the Bond Street beauties would line up at his door.. 631 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,320 For a moment I was scared.. 632 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,560 ..then I thought, let's deal with it. 633 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,600 Hi Al .. 634 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,320 Al? 635 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,120 How do you know..? 636 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,600 Friends call you Al.. 637 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,320 Mama-Papa call you Allo .. 638 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,200 Allo's cute .. 639 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,760 Please! Sounds like the name of a fat cat. 640 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,440 ..Work at the House of Fraser ..Manager. 641 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,760 Visit the church every morning before office. 642 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,200 A five minute prayer. Five minutes. 643 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,760 No more, no less. 644 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,800 This guy's a police officer or a gangster? 645 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,200 Are you a gangster or a police officer.. 646 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,480 I haven't committed a crime? 647 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,800 Yes you have.. 648 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,760 ..You made me fall in love with you. 649 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,360 What do you do in such a huge office? 650 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,520 Lemme guess .. 651 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,840 ..blackmailing. 652 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,320 Pretty close. 653 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,800 We're lawyers. Singh and Smith and Company.. 654 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,280 You're Steve Singh of 'Singh and Smith'?! Wow! 655 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,240 You're so .. so .. 656 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,080 Horrible? 657 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,400 And young too.. 658 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,200 Now explain the pictures.. 659 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,800 You're not going to decorate your house with them are you? 660 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,960 Not a bad idea.. 661 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,120 Steve! 662 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,400 Okay look .. 663 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,800 This company has a board of directors ..are you with me? 664 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,760 Good .. 665 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,720 ..now the board has decided .. 666 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,160 ..that I should propose to you .. 667 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,520 Propose?! 668 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:56,080 How does the board know about us? 669 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,080 The board knows everything .. 670 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,240 Ok. 671 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,840 I don't care on whose behest you propose.. 672 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,000 ..go ahead propose. I'm ready! 673 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,080 The proposal is that you sue Madame Tussaud's.. 674 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,000 ..for the Superman accident.. 675 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,800 ..and appoint me your lawyer.. 676 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,800 But don't accept this proposal.. 677 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,960 I've done my duty. 678 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,920 I'll tell the Board of Directors.. 679 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,240 ..that you've refused. 680 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,680 But why don't you want me to sue Madame Tussaud's? 681 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,520 If I wasn't in love with you, I'd love you to. 682 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,800 Within seconds I would've gotten you to sign the papers .. 683 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:51,800 Within days.. I would've used you as a client.. 684 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,960 If, I wasn't in love with you.. 685 00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,400 How much money? 686 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,560 About a million .. - Million pound! 687 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,480 Wow! Million pounds? 688 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,120 Champagne or juice? 689 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,440 Ok.. 690 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,920 Champagne okay or juice okay? 691 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,800 I accept your offer.. ok. 692 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,560 Al .. 693 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,040 Can I call you Al? 694 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,440 Hmm .. 695 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,040 Al .. you don't have to get involved in this. 696 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,360 But I want to get involved. 697 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,520 You've done so much for me .. 698 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,120 ..the least I can do is help you. 699 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,360 Al .. 700 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,440 ..you're such a simple girl.. 701 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,560 Who says I'm simple? 702 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,000 Come let's fix the deal .. 703 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,240 ..if we win you take your commission from the compensation. 704 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,040 ..but if we lose, it's your loss. 705 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,360 Smart girl! 706 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,880 Steve said the same thing. 707 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,600 Smart girl. 708 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,640 Okay .. deal. 709 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,360 - To Superman! - To Superman! 710 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,640 This isn't the right time. 711 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,400 Why? 712 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,960 It's eight thirty.. too early for you? 713 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,520 Ms. Khan .. 714 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,240 I'm your lawyer .. you're my client .. 715 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:30,560 ..our relationship should stay professional till we win the case.. 716 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,880 Till then .. 717 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,480 Let's stay away. 718 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,080 Too much.. 719 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,760 Isn't it. 720 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,960 Really too much. Really. 721 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,360 How did he stop himself at the last moment? 722 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,040 Not everybody can do that .. you need to have balls. 723 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,360 This is called self control. 724 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,240 This is called.. class. 725 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,120 Just look at her.. my client. 726 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,680 Does she want riches? 727 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,000 No. 728 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,760 Does she want revenge? No my lord. 729 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,040 She wants your compassion, your sympathy.. 730 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,400 ..and my love.. 731 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,280 Hey! Stay away from the Kiss of Love.. 732 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,640 O they kill me, those tangy eyes 733 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,560 Kiss of love, kiss of love 734 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,800 Falling stars fill up my skies 735 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,480 Kiss of love, kiss of love 736 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,040 O they kill me, those tangy eyes 737 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,840 Kiss of love, kiss of love 738 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,200 Falling stars fill up my skies 739 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,000 Kiss of love, kiss of love 740 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,680 O when I steal a peek into your eyes 741 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,680 You rob me of a breath 742 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,360 O when I steal a peek into your eyes 743 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,440 You rob me of a breath 744 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,800 O shut them tight O shut those eyes 745 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,080 They're raiders running red 746 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,080 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 747 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,440 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 748 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:58,000 O the helpless trappings 749 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,120 Of this brazen heart 750 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,960 A night seems like eternity 751 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,600 When it's spent apart 752 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,400 Your love has made me many things 753 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,440 A weaver, too, of dreams 754 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,640 I lie awake a thousand years 755 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,600 Sleep a thousand it seems 756 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,880 When you drop your bashful gaze 757 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,040 The stars come tumbling down 758 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,000 O shut them tight O shut those eyes 759 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,240 They're raiders running red 760 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,360 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 761 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:44,600 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 762 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:54,320 The English court of Law decides the case in favour of Ms. Khan. 763 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,160 To you, my plea 764 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,280 Do your duty 765 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:32,200 Touch my pulse 766 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,800 And set me free 767 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,720 Don't turn back for a peek at the world 768 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,760 You might trip and tumble down 769 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,760 With a foot thump swing in dance and a twirl 770 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,880 This moment will come around 771 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,400 When you drop your bashful gaze 772 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,800 The stars come tumbling down 773 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,200 O shut them tight O shut those eyes 774 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,400 They're raiders running red 775 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,480 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 776 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,640 Stay away, stay away, stay away from the kiss of love 777 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:09,760 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 778 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,880 Stay away, stay away, stay away from the kiss of love 779 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,160 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 780 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:26,520 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 781 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:33,000 Hey! Stay away from the kiss of love 782 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,360 So you two .. - Got engaged. 783 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,840 No I mean you and he .. you know .. 784 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,480 ..you had sex? 785 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,080 We made love. 786 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,360 Good good .. nice.. 787 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,440 But your hero.. he's kind of filmi.. 788 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,880 Much better than you. 789 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,320 Isn't stingy in buying flowers for his girlfriend. 790 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,880 He's much stingier than me.. 791 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,960 ..if he's such a millionaire why isn't he coming by air to meet you? 792 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,640 ..why is he coming by train? 793 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,000 Because of work.. 794 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,960 ..there's a case involving British Railways.. 795 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,880 ..which he's investigating on the train.. 796 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,280 Great now he's going to screw the railways.. 797 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,440 What? 798 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,520 Ok fine he's not stingy .. 799 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,560 ..but he's still a lawyer .. 800 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,640 ..you be careful. 801 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,080 How'd you know? You haven't even met him? 802 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,760 As if meeting him is going to change anything .. 803 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,080 It'll change your opinion of him. 804 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,880 Fine, so we'll meet.. Just a matter of another hour. 805 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,040 Oh blimey! 806 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,840 Get going buddy. The train must have arrived.. 807 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,960 You took so long to tell the story. 808 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,480 Because you kept interrupting. 809 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,440 Let's not fight now. - Ok. 810 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,360 You carry on.. I'll just buy some doughnuts. 811 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,520 Doughnuts?! 812 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,320 For Anaida.. she must be hungry. 813 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,200 That's very sweet. - I got class. 814 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,480 Bye. 815 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:01,880 Bye .. 816 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,800 When did this train get here? 817 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,320 Half an hour ago .. 818 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,040 But wasn't it an hour late? 819 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,920 Late?! Left Manchester on time.. 820 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,000 Manchester?! What happened to the Birmingham train? 821 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,520 O blimey! Another hour late! 822 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,800 Another hour late! 823 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,880 Damn! 824 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,040 Blimey! 825 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,400 Coffee? 826 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,160 Only coffee. 827 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,960 I'll have a doughnut with my coffee. 828 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,840 No! I don't mean that .. 829 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,840 ..only coffee, nothing else .. 830 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,800 ..you know. 831 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,280 I know I know .. I love Anaida. 832 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,720 So? I love Steve. 833 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,680 Steve seems the cuppa tea type.. 834 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,640 No cuppa tea, only coffee.. 835 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,920 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 836 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,120 The threads of our gazes collide 837 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,600 Drink the dew, that heady brew 'n jus' sway baby sway 838 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:57,640 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 839 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:02,280 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 840 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:07,520 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 841 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:12,480 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 842 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,040 Disgusting. 843 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,240 She's nice.. why disgusting? 844 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,120 Not her. You're disgusting. 845 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,200 You're worse than my neighbour. 846 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,640 What does he do? 847 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,120 Lives in the house right opposite mine. 848 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,240 Whenever I'm in my room he spies on me through his telescope. 849 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,840 You must be doing something to tempt him. 850 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,560 Me? 851 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,280 Aho! Aho! 852 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,800 Aho! 853 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,360 I don't do anything.. 854 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:03,960 C'mon game. 855 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,720 I'm not playing. 856 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,040 First you'll do one thing that you've never done but I've done, 857 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,000 Then I'll do one thing that I've never done but you've done. 858 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,280 I've done everything.. 859 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,200 Your turn first.. follow me. 860 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,520 I'm not going anywhere.. 861 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,960 We play right here, in front of everybody. 862 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,880 I'm not that kinda guy.. I got class man.. 863 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,040 If I wanted to kiss you I'd have asked. 864 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,640 This is the limit. 865 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,280 You.. just forget it. 866 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,600 Just sip the coffee and read the newspaper.. 867 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,040 Sorry. 868 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,040 Go up on that escalator. 869 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:49,960 But it's coming down. 870 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,720 So? You've never climbed up an escalator that's coming down? 871 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,720 I have. Many times. 872 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,760 Off you go. This is the game. 873 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,520 This is crazy. - I don't bother for it.. 874 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,040 Hold this. 875 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,560 Get started.. 876 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,200 You gone crazy. - Mind your own business. 877 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,400 This escalator's coming down. 878 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:15,600 Oh really I didn't know. 879 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,200 You'll hurt yourself. - Keep quite! 880 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,680 Idiot! 881 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,920 Moron! 882 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,320 Not bad. 883 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,360 Ok. 884 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,080 Ok my turn next. 885 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,400 Rikki eveready.. 886 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,440 Have you ever gotten a tattoo done? 887 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,240 No. 888 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,520 Have you? 889 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,960 Liar.. show. 890 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,360 Can't.. it's here.. 891 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,880 I'm not doing anything till I see it myself. 892 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,040 God you're impossible. Hold this.. 893 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,920 Higher.. 894 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,080 Here. 895 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,440 Happy.. ? 896 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,120 But what is it? 897 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,480 Butterfly. 898 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,200 Oh. 899 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:21,920 Show again. 900 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,760 You wish! C'mon! 901 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,240 Bring it on big mamma.. kill me.. 902 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,400 Boom Shankar! 903 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,120 Just imagine.. 904 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:50,640 ..if you and I were not engaged.. 905 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,320 ..and Anaida and Steve had bumped into each other on the train.. 906 00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,840 Now just suppose.. 907 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,960 ..if Steve-Anaida had met.. had coffee together.. 908 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,200 ..chatted up.. 909 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,480 ..you think they would've hit it off? 910 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,480 Fallen in love? 911 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,880 Then Steve would've been Anaida's Rikki.. 912 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,480 ..and Anaida would've been Steve's Alvira. 913 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,600 Then what would've happened to Rikki and Alvira? 914 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:26,960 You flirting? 915 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:28,720 What do you mean by Rikki and Alvira? 916 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,800 Why don't you just say you and I.. 917 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,120 Right ok.. 918 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,680 ..if we had met, just like that.. 919 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,000 I mean.. 920 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,080 ..if Steve and Anaida were out of the picture.. 921 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,360 Then what would've happened? 922 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,880 Say.. 923 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,640 Pluck threads of light from the weave of the moon 924 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:34,880 And knit yourself a veil 925 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:45,280 Pluck threads of light from the weave of the moon 926 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:49,960 And knit yourself a veil 927 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:55,160 If I'm shy I'll face your warm embrace 928 00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:01,080 Entwine your breath in mine 929 01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:06,000 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 930 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:10,560 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 931 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:16,040 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 932 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,400 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 933 01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,200 Here's the Taj Mahal. 934 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,200 A red stone Taj? 935 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,760 It is the Taj. Someone's painted it red. 936 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,040 Tell me this monument's name, or I'll leave. 937 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,200 King Humayun's Tomb. 938 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,280 Didn't have the money to take you to Agra and show you the real Taj. 939 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,400 Sorry. 940 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,760 From today Humayun's Tomb is the Taj for me.. 941 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,480 As beautiful as our love.. 942 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:38,560 Come exchange your sleep for mine 943 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,720 Give me a dream, take one from me 944 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:48,560 There's one dream trapped inside these eyes 945 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:53,880 One beneath a pillow moon 946 01:01:54,240 --> 01:02:03,080 Let's put to bed this sleepless sky 947 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,480 Come join me in a lullabye 948 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:10,200 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 949 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:14,560 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 950 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:20,600 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 951 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:25,000 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 952 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,920 One should cover their head before entering a Gurdwara (Sikh temple) 953 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,280 Even in the Dargah. 954 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,320 Must cleanse your body before offering prayers to the Gurdwara.. 955 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,120 Same at the Dargah. 956 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,600 What I get from my Guru, will I get from your shrine? 957 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,880 They both house the love divine.. 958 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,800 My devotion is your devotion.. 959 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,480 Your love is my love.. 960 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:35,000 It took us an endless age to say 961 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:40,360 Two words, one eternal thought 962 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:45,280 That one day seemed a hundred years 963 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:50,720 Another hundred the night forgot 964 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:55,960 How would it be if soft, slow, silent 965 01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:02,200 Eternity were in a moment caught 966 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:17,080 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 967 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,280 Your lips so halke halke 968 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,480 Taj! 969 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,840 No, Humayun's Tomb. 970 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,360 As beautiful as our love. 971 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,800 No profit, no loss, no virtue, no sin.. 972 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,200 Love infinite love.. 973 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,320 Marry me. 974 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,920 Then every year we'll celebrate our wedding anniversary.. 975 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,400 ..right here at Taj. 976 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,440 Every year Taj? 977 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,320 Promise. 978 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,200 I accept. 979 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:23,600 Pluck threads of light from the weave of the moon 980 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:34,400 And knit yourself a veil 981 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,800 If I'm shy I'll face 982 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,600 Your warm embrace 983 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:49,440 Entwine your breath in mine 984 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:54,240 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 985 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:58,560 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 986 01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:04,400 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 987 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:08,840 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 988 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,760 So.. 989 01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,480 What would've happened between us.. 990 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,840 ..if Steve and Anaida weren't in the picture? 991 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,120 What would've happened? 992 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,000 Would've been war. 993 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,120 Right.. 994 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:36,920 .. war. 995 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,280 Nothing else could've happened. 996 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,040 No chance at all.. 997 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:48,040 The train coming in from Birmingham has arrived on Platform number 3. 998 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,560 Sorry for the inconvenience. 999 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,800 Train's come too soon. 1000 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,040 Soon? 1001 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,040 Late by two hours.. 1002 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:05,440 Late it is but still too soon isn't it? 1003 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,000 Sorry? 1004 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,240 You go get your doughnuts. 1005 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,160 Bye. 1006 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,120 Hey wait! 1007 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:28,720 You don't have my number? 1008 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,040 Why should I? 1009 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,200 May come handy.. 1010 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,000 Flirting again.. ? 1011 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,400 Marketing.. 1012 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,280 Ok.. 1013 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:48,320 My number's 7902653241. 1014 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,280 In case you ever need a lawyer.. 1015 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,480 Why would I want to sue anyone? 1016 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,800 Keep it.. may come handy. 1017 01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,040 Bye. 1018 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,320 Hey Jajjan, cuppa tea here. 1019 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,400 Yeah.. am on my way. 1020 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:12,840 Yeah 1021 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,040 ..where are you? Been waiting for the last two hours.. 1022 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,720 At the station, couldn't wait at the platform for two hours could I? 1023 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,640 Now why would I lie.. 1024 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:24,760 Have I ever lied to you? 1025 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,000 Ok. I'm coming.. 1026 01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:29,640 Relax my dear.. I am here.. 1027 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,480 Coming to meet you Huffy Bhai! Where are you man? 1028 01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:33,720 What do you mean? 1029 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:35,840 You're following Karachi time, we're in England! 1030 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,440 Salawalekum Phupho (Aunty) Hi Humera! 1031 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,320 How was the trip? - How are you? - Smashing. 1032 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,200 Give me.. I'll take that. - Meet these guys.. 1033 01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:49,680 Let's go.. - Ok.. come along. 1034 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,400 Hang on, let's have tea first.. 1035 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,000 Not here. 1036 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:57,880 Five minutes wont bring calamity. 1037 01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:59,080 It will.. big calamity.. 1038 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,440 Ok.. 1039 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,280 Hey boys, we gotta go now.. 1040 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,320 Tea.. - Tea? - Tea.. 1041 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,080 Let them guzzle tea.. we'll get going.. 1042 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:11,440 This is going to kill our reputation in the market. 1043 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,760 Boys, Partner has got news cops have raided the station.. 1044 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:17,400 ..they're hunting out illegals, let's go! 1045 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,200 You guys can travel alone from Birmingham to London.. 1046 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,840 .. but not from the station to home? 1047 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,680 I'm not coming to receive you next time? 1048 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,280 Shahriyar Bhai's coming tomorrow from Birmingham.. 1049 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:31,880 ..You two are getting married. 1050 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,080 What?! 1051 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,760 Now don't start jumping with excitement.. 1052 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,720 ..you're not getting married tomorrow.. 1053 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,120 Take this. 1054 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,920 I can't Aapi.. I'm tired. 1055 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,120 Hold it or I'll sock you! 1056 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,640 Hello Neil where are you? 1057 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,040 It's a crisis, come over to my place now! 1058 01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:48,320 I'm in love! 1059 01:09:52,000 --> 01:10:02,440 O this love's a repeat offender, it errs every time Rabba.. 1060 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,080 Though I try to save it from its grave.. 1061 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:10,640 ..it surrenders to its crime Rabba.. 1062 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:17,200 If someone finds a way in, if someone gets you swayin' 1063 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:21,840 Again and again and again, don't fling a dart at my heart with your eyes 1064 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:26,360 ..don't fling a dart at my heart with your eyes 1065 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:29,760 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 1066 01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:32,120 The threads of our gazes collide 1067 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,520 Drink the dew, that heady brew 'n jus' sway baby sway 1068 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:39,560 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1069 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:44,520 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1070 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,520 Huffy Bhai.. 1071 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,320 I'm in love. 1072 01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,240 She's an amazing girl. 1073 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,960 That's why she's already engaged? 1074 01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:47,040 Tell me what should I do? 1075 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,800 Show me the way. 1076 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,000 Rikki darling, you.. 1077 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,400 It squeaks. 1078 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,240 We'll oil it. 1079 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,440 If it still squeaks? 1080 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,720 We'll oil it some more. 1081 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:56,880 If it still squeaks.. 1082 01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:00,120 Then we'll pour the oil on you and set you on fire! 1083 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,160 - Rikki relax.. - What do the hell Huffy Bhai! 1084 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,760 They'll pay 300 month for rent and expect Buckingham Palace.. 1085 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:08,240 Look you've seen the place now leave.. 1086 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,880 That's how much we show.. 1087 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,200 We'll call if we want to rent it out.. 1088 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,240 Yes yes, we'll call.. 1089 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,640 Where've these bums landed from? - Bhatinda. 1090 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:19,800 Whatchyasaying? Not from my Bhatinda. 1091 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:23,000 Relax darling.. just relax.. 1092 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,040 How can I relax.. Some other woman has trapped him. 1093 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,880 Even if she hadn't trapped him, what could you've done? 1094 01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,920 For him you're already engaged. 1095 01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,880 You're amazing innit.. 1096 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:37,320 Even if you were actually engaged, you should've kept mum. 1097 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,880 Looked kinda dodgy at first. 1098 01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:42,120 So to avoid him I cooked up the lie. 1099 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,240 She wasn't even willing to share the table.. 1100 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,560 ..only when I told her I'm engaged did she melt.. 1101 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:55,720 What a story I cooked up Huffy Bhai.. now even you're famous.. 1102 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:56,920 That's my boy! 1103 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,800 - But isn't he a brownie? - And a smart aleck too.. 1104 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,880 But he's so romantic so romantic.. 1105 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,400 Slow down darling dead-end ahead. 1106 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:10,560 How was I to know after spending two hours together.. 1107 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,920 I'd want to spend my whole life with her.. 1108 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,800 Ah well said darling well said.. 1109 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:22,320 There wouldn't have been this mess if I'd met her earlier.. 1110 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,440 Well said my boy.. well said.. 1111 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,440 Huffy Bhai.. - Yes darling.. 1112 01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,040 Why didn't I meet her first? 1113 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,480 Ask her next time, if you meet her.. 1114 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,920 And listen, take it forward only if he calls. 1115 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,360 Sorry.. 1116 01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:06,920 I'm breaking that 'dark skinned' oath today. 1117 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,240 You understand don't you. 1118 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,720 Actually he isn't even so dark, 1119 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:14,080 He's more on the wheatish side.. 1120 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:16,560 Anyway you know it all.. 1121 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,080 Help me. Please. 1122 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:20,800 Amen. 1123 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:31,600 "She'll go crazy about me.. 1124 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,120 ..she'll spend the rest of her life with me" 1125 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,800 First she cut your call.. 1126 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:38,240 ..and now she's turned it off. 1127 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:47,880 I'm getting a call from Punjab.. 1128 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,160 I've called Punjab your job will be done.. 1129 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,200 My man is in Punjab he'll.. 1130 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,720 Damn it I'm in Punjab right now, we'll talk when I'm back.. 1131 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:04,560 Come on my boy don't cry.. 1132 01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:06,920 ..we'll get you another toy. 1133 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:09,400 I will get that one.. 1134 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,440 ..just watch. 1135 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,520 Really?! 1136 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,200 I'm going to get fired because of you.. 1137 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:25,880 Get me a job at your showroom.. 1138 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,040 ..and I'll listen to your love-story whenever you want.. 1139 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:29,560 Rikki called! 1140 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:30,960 No! What did he say? 1141 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,720 I didn't get to talk to him.. Forgot to turn on the phone after church.. 1142 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,040 Idiot!.. Call now. 1143 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,440 Don't let this tangle ruin our business.. go on take the call.. 1144 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,160 I'm in New York right now, call in two days. 1145 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,120 Rikki Thukral this is Alvira Khan. 1146 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,280 Attitude! Remember she cut you off.. 1147 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,040 Alvira who? - Alvira who! 1148 01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:01,560 He said Alvira who! 1149 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:02,880 You hang up.. right now! 1150 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,360 Right. 1151 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,560 Hello.. - Oh Alvira Khan.. 1152 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:13,600 You know how I keep getting unwanted calls.. 1153 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,120 Got connected to you by mistake.. 1154 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,880 I'd scribbled another number right next to yours.. 1155 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,400 I just got mixed up. 1156 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,600 No mixture here madam.. 1157 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,360 ..you just took my name Rikki Thukral? 1158 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,680 Actually.. Steve wants to meet you. 1159 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,080 Steve? 1160 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,040 Yeah, he's dying to meet you.. 1161 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,480 Look we just had coffee together.. 1162 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:37,000 ..that too not in secret.. out in the open.. 1163 01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:39,520 What're you saying? Steve's not like that.. 1164 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,520 He just wants to meet you.. just like that. 1165 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,960 O like that? 1166 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,160 Like that.. it's ok.. - Yeah like that. 1167 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,320 With you and your fianc.. 1168 01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:51,080 What did you say her name is? 1169 01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:52,320 Anaida.. 1170 01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,520 He's sitting right here.. 1171 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,120 He? - I mean she.. 1172 01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:01,480 When I'm gushing with love I call her he. 1173 01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,520 We're hogging Chinese. 1174 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,960 Good.. enjoy your lunch then.. 1175 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:08,080 And do tell Steve I'm kinda busy today.. 1176 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:09,600 ..let's program it for some other day. 1177 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:13,680 It's alright.. Now that Anaida's back you must be stuck. 1178 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,960 Not really.. 1179 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:21,040 I mean Steve's a buddy after all.. 1180 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,240 ..would've surely taken off time to meet him.. 1181 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:24,840 ..but.. 1182 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:31,120 Tonight Anaida and I are going to Jharokha for a dance competition. 1183 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,360 Anyway, the two of us are going out for dinner this evening.. 1184 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,400 You know.. candle-lights, soft music, and all that. 1185 01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:38,680 O all that.. 1186 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:42,200 We're the hard music types 1187 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,400 That's my boy! 1188 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:44,920 What a fab dancer Anaida is.. 1189 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,160 Really. 1190 01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:49,800 Actually Steve's been after me to go to Jharokha.. 1191 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,760 He's very curious about what the Southall crowd does there? 1192 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,400 We blow up bombs. - Sorry?! 1193 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,760 What do you expect people to do in a discotheque? They dance. 1194 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,320 So then we'll drop by after dinner.. 1195 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,400 ..to see you guys dance. 1196 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,720 So you're coming tonight? - Maybe.. 1197 01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:12,720 It's all set up.. 1198 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,240 She's meeting me tonight at Jharokha.. 1199 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:19,000 Idiot not with you alone.. with Anaida too. 1200 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:24,160 Now don't you worry.. call her in the evening.. 1201 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,720 ..and make some excuse.. now have some kebabs. 1202 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,720 Lateef, half plate kebabs here.. 1203 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:30,440 It's coming.. 1204 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,320 Huffy Bhai.. 1205 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,520 My heart's amada (ready) to meet her.. 1206 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,040 Showing of your Urdu today! 1207 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,880 Ok you go meet her and we'll cook up some excuse for Anaida.. 1208 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,600 Just say her mum died. 1209 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,080 Died. - Sure. 1210 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:52,560 Anaida's mum's died.. 1211 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,960 ..and I've come to the dance competition to meet you.. 1212 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:56,600 ..now will you dance with me Alvira? 1213 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,360 Give me break Huffy Bhai! 1214 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:01,320 When you were cooking up this fantastic story.. 1215 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:04,160 should have created Anaida with someone real in mind. 1216 01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:07,520 Then in a crisis like this, we could've used her as Anaida. 1217 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:08,960 That's exactly what I did.. 1218 01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,360 ..but she won't agree to go as Anaida. 1219 01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,200 Who is it?.. Tell me I'll talk to her. 1220 01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:14,440 No, you'll clobber me. 1221 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,640 I won't.. go on. 1222 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,560 Laila.. 1223 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,400 Laila.. 1224 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,800 Laila? 1225 01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:54,800 Our Laila?! 1226 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,160 She's quite a looker. 1227 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:57,720 So why do you stay away from her? 1228 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:02,720 Paying for sex is not nice.. 1229 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,080 Here call her. 1230 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,080 Oh no dear.. it's best if you talk to her. 1231 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,720 Hey Lateef is a half-plate going to take a full hour? 1232 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,920 Are you butchering a goat? 1233 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,760 Take it easy Huffy Bhai.. 1234 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:17,760 Speed it up here.. Are you butchering a goat!? 1235 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,400 It'll all get set. 1236 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:21,760 ..and give my regards to Laila.. 1237 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,040 What's this Steve-is-dying-to-meet-you rubbish? 1238 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:32,960 He said "Alvira who", how could I have said.. 1239 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,200 I'm dying to meet you after that. 1240 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,400 And you shouldn't.. he'll be there with his fianc. 1241 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,280 At least once I have to see that dodgy Anaida 1242 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,080 who's trapped my Rikki. 1243 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,120 Your Rikki! Have you lost it? - Yes.. 1244 01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:47,160 The go. 1245 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:48,520 But you're not going to park yourself at Jharokha are you? 1246 01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,440 Right now I have to go to your showroom.. to convince Steve. 1247 01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,160 Steve.. in my showroom?! 1248 01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:57,320 Yes.. c'mon now. 1249 01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,640 - Satvinder sweets I've been waiting.. - My turn Satvi.. 1250 01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,160 My eyes still hurt Satvi.. 1251 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,080 - Get your hands off him.. - You try removing them.. 1252 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:07,080 - Don't look at these two, I'm here for you.. - Bring it on.. 1253 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:09,080 - Watch me! - Alright bitch! 1254 01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,920 Ladies please! 1255 01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,640 Mum always says.. good girls don't fight. 1256 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,520 O.. so you too are crazy about Satvinder? 1257 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:34,000 No way! 1258 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:37,200 Because you keep going on about Satvinder twenty-four-seven.. 1259 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:39,560 ..his face got stuck in my head. 1260 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:42,160 You're so lucky.. 1261 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,040 O Satvinder.. 1262 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:45,360 Steve.. 1263 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,120 He's my Sattu ok! 1264 01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:51,040 Satvinder, look something's wrong with my glasses again. 1265 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,240 Where are they? 1266 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:56,320 Oh silly me.. I looked here and I looked there.. 1267 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:59,000 ..and they've been hanging in the middle all this while. 1268 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,280 Please "taste" them properly.. 1269 01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:10,000 My Mum always says.. 1270 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:13,440 If you take care of your glasses your glasses will take care of you.. 1271 01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:16,800 I've cleaned them.. They're fine. 1272 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:21,800 My mum always says.. you got to put things back where they belong. 1273 01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:25,080 That's amazing innit.. My Mum says exactly the same thing.. 1274 01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:26,600 There you go.. 1275 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:29,560 Putting it back for your Mum's sake. Have a nice day. 1276 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,840 Sattu! 1277 01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:33,440 What do you want? 1278 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:36,720 Nothing.. She needs.. help. 1279 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:38,480 How can I help you? 1280 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,040 So that's all I need you to do.. Simple, innit. 1281 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:44,080 You mean there is no problem with your eyes? 1282 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,720 But this is an even bigger problem.. help me. 1283 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:51,080 Telling lies is bad.. If Mum gets to know she'll be very mad.. 1284 01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:52,480 Then we won't tell Mum. 1285 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,200 Mum gets to know everything. 1286 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:55,560 Is she your Mum or CIA? 1287 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:59,160 CIA. Your eyes are fine.. there is no problem. 1288 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,640 There is there is.. very big problem. 1289 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,760 Thanks for coming, have a nice day. 1290 01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:07,560 Okay.. I must say.. you're a very brave boy.. 1291 01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:11,360 In this day and age only brave kids do as their Mum says. 1292 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:16,280 I'm no kid.. You can't fool me. 1293 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,760 Ouch my foot! 1294 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,080 Left or right? 1295 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,160 Both.. God it hurts..! 1296 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,840 Anybody out there.. this man is carrying me away. 1297 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,560 Don't worry.. I'll take you home 1298 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:39,440 He's going to take me home.. Help ! Lemme go. 1299 01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,920 How will I take you to the taxi then.. 1300 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,680 O he's going to rape me in the taxi.. 1301 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:48,880 It's a rape situation.. put me down you molester! 1302 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,840 You.. are.. so.. bad. 1303 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,040 I'm pressing charges against this man.. 1304 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:58,960 No no, wait.. 1305 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:02,160 Neil, hand this tape to your Manager.. 1306 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:03,320 Hear me out.. 1307 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:05,680 Let's hear.. - I.. 1308 01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:08,120 I hate you! 1309 01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:09,280 Neil.. 1310 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,280 Ok fine.. I'll help.. 1311 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:12,920 But I still hate you. 1312 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,120 So sweet Sattu! 1313 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:16,600 Steve.. 1314 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,000 Steve.. 1315 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:27,000 Ronnie you asshole! I want my breakfast now! 1316 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,360 Breakfast at this time?! 1317 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:35,480 Are you my pimp that you'll keep tabs on my meal timings? 1318 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,400 I just.. 1319 01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:39,560 ..just not.. 1320 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:43,360 ..just for you.. 1321 01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:45,160 It's a screwy job man.. 1322 01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:46,720 I know and I will pay.. 1323 01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:49,960 You bet your ass you will.. but double.. 1324 01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:51,680 Done. I'll pay double. 1325 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:53,560 So the deal's fixed. 1326 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:57,520 You'll just need to make a few alterations. 1327 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,360 do I look like a tailor? 1328 01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:06,320 Can you please cut down on the swearing. - Why? 1329 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,640 Anaida doesn't. 1330 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,720 Screw her.. Who's this bitch Anaida anyway? 1331 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:12,960 You.. 1332 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,240 Anaida.. 1333 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:26,840 If I go I'll go as Satvinder otherwise I'll.. - Neil! 1334 01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:30,080 .. go by any other name. What's in a name anyway? 1335 01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,040 So what is your name? 1336 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:33,840 Superman.. 1337 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:40,120 Took ages to get it on.. stop fingering it, it'll come off. 1338 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:45,040 O Mum.. What a mess I've gotten myself into.. 1339 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:49,040 Stop biting your nails. 1340 01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:51,440 I hate you.. 1341 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,720 Good.. 1342 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:00,240 Where are you Mum? 1343 01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:04,040 Whatchyasaying? Limousine! 1344 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:08,600 If we're competing with Superman.. we have to match his car, right? 1345 01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:12,160 Don't mind but we'll come back by tube.. 1346 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:15,920 Come.. 1347 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:20,640 Gently please. 1348 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:23,840 You .. we're paying you innit? Just shut up and drive. 1349 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:28,160 Now why are you shitting bricks? 1350 01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:31,480 Because you just don't stop swearing. 1351 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:36,640 And can you speak Hindi in English style? 1352 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,760 But isn't your Anaida French? 1353 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:40,360 English style will do.. 1354 01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:45,600 Non non non.. Mon Chere, Mon amoure, Sui Passe.. 1355 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,840 You've lived in Paris? 1356 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:55,440 Darling in our profession, we don't go to Paris or Tokyo.. 1357 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:58,480 Paris and Tokyo come to us.. 1358 01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:02,440 Why French, I can be from anywhere in the world.. Japanese? 1359 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,760 No no, for now French will do.. 1360 01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:06,520 ..just the swearing.. 1361 01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:10,640 ..cut down a bit.. 1362 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:15,480 Satsri kal (Greetings) to all the Pajis and Auntyjis! 1363 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,120 Welcome to Jharokha! 1364 01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,880 Let's see if you can shake those bloody legs a little faster.. 1365 01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:24,520 ..for Mr. & Ms Southall! 1366 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,960 Aren't you Tejinder's son? 1367 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:32,160 Even your father breaks into queues like this.. buzz off! 1368 01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:36,200 Oh you're so cute.. 1369 01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:39,320 Here's your number.. stick it on your back.. 1370 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:43,360 Seventy seven.. My lucky number! 1371 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,240 God.. what a cheesy crowd.. 1372 01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,760 Looks like all my Mum's friends have landed up here. 1373 01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:53,960 Don't worry, no one will recognize you.. You look very.. different.. 1374 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,520 Pinky aunty! 1375 01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:58,000 Behave yourself.. Or should I call Neil? 1376 01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:00,040 O.. how I hate you. 1377 01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:05,520 Shabbo!! 1378 01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:16,920 Aadab..(Hello) 1379 01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:31,200 A warm aadab from Shabnam to one and all. 1380 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:34,560 Shabnam ji.. there's no sound.. 1381 01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:37,400 There's no sound.. 1382 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:41,040 Shabbo baby, turn on the mike. Rules! 1383 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:42,280 Ok. 1384 01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:46,520 One two, one-two! 1385 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:49,680 Aadab Shabbho Aunty! Aadab! 1386 01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:51,040 Naughty Boy! 1387 01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:53,680 Uncle gimme a break it's Friday night.. 1388 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:55,240 Just chill for tonight.. 1389 01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:57,520 My entire staff has gone home.. 1390 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,360 It's an advanced booking.. 1391 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:01,440 I can't send the fridge now.. 1392 01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:04,040 ..don't you get it! 1393 01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:06,880 I promise first thing tomorrow morning.. 1394 01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:08,200 Just bugger off! 1395 01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:11,560 The swearing.. 1396 01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:14,320 Shabnam ji.. 1397 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:19,200 This year we've organized a very exciting prize.. 1398 01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:21,600 ..for the winning couple.. 1399 01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:24,360 One week's paid holiday.. 1400 01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:26,880 Guess where? 1401 01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:28,640 Jallandhar! 1402 01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:29,880 No! 1403 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:31,120 Amratsar! 1404 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:32,920 No!.. 1405 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:37,360 Seven days in Hollywood! 1406 01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:43,800 Oh my god! 1407 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,200 Who, where, what.. 1408 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,440 This Anaida's stunning. 1409 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:52,840 My my my.. 1410 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,160 That Steve's a real hunk. 1411 01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:58,920 Really? 1412 01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:01,640 Nah 1413 01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:02,840 Hold my hand. 1414 01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:04,920 Not my elbow, my hand.. 1415 01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:19,560 I can't stand it anymore. Give me patience. 1416 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:23,080 I've given all I had.. I don't have any left. 1417 01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:27,400 Let's go.. 1418 01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:30,760 But why there.. exit's that way. 1419 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,840 To dance, Steve.. 1420 01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:36,320 Where did they go? 1421 01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:40,040 Enough talking.. Now let's do some dancing! 1422 01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:41,840 Round one! 1423 01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:44,920 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1424 01:30:45,480 --> 01:30:48,280 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1425 01:30:58,440 --> 01:30:59,880 Come on explode 1426 01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:03,360 Let the deuces run wild 1427 01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:07,040 Lose the jack of spades 1428 01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,200 You're the king of the pile 1429 01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:13,560 Come on explode 1430 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,160 Let the deuces run wild 1431 01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:17,040 Lose the jack of spades 1432 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:18,880 You're the king of the pile 1433 01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:20,160 Come on explode 1434 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:21,960 Let the deuces run wild 1435 01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:23,800 Lose the jack of spades 1436 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,920 You're the king of the pile 1437 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:36,040 With wild abandon c'mon let's sway 1438 01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:42,920 With wild abandon c'mon let's sway 1439 01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:47,640 Blow the horn get down 1440 01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,440 Beat the drum swing around 1441 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,160 If she shakes her booty 1442 01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:52,800 You shake this joint to the ground 1443 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:58,040 Lock lips, spin around 1444 01:31:58,120 --> 01:32:01,480 Sway this way right off the ground 1445 01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:08,200 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1446 01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:14,840 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1447 01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:50,360 It's wicked here 1448 01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:53,760 Love is deceit till you kick it here 1449 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:57,560 We lick it here 1450 01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:01,120 Four hearts hunt each other till they nick it here 1451 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:05,600 The stakes are high, the odds loaded 1452 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:08,960 The wager's wild, the bet's corroded 1453 01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,560 Blow the horn get down 1454 01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,320 Beat the drum swing around 1455 01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:14,000 If she shakes her booty 1456 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:15,720 You shake this joint to the ground 1457 01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:20,640 Lock lips, spin around 1458 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:24,480 Sway this way right off the ground 1459 01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:31,240 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1460 01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:37,840 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1461 01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,920 You guys were only going to drop by.. 1462 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,360 Oh he got stuck that we couldn't leave till we've danced.. 1463 01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:47,120 And he's still stuck.. 1464 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:50,240 Boss, we haven't been introduced.. Meself Rikki. 1465 01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:51,800 Sat.. teeeve! 1466 01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:53,000 Sat'teeeve? 1467 01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:54,280 Anaida! 1468 01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:55,600 Alvira! 1469 01:33:56,440 --> 01:33:58,040 So Sat'teeve.. 1470 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,560 How goes with British Railways? 1471 01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:06,640 Mum says buying tickets everyday burns a hole in the pocket. 1472 01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:08,480 So she bought me a monthly pass.. 1473 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:17,080 Sat'eeve buddy the day you buy a monthly pass, I'll buy a private jet.. 1474 01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,920 Stop kidding.. For how many millions did you settle the case? 1475 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:23,160 Look who's talking millions.. You can't even spend ten pounds.. 1476 01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:25,800 Didn't even buy an engagement ring for Anaida? 1477 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:30,960 Rikki bought me a ring.. but too big for my finger.. so.. 1478 01:34:33,480 --> 01:34:34,680 I wear it here.. 1479 01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:38,560 Ouch.. Mum says if you pierce your bellybutton it hurts like hell. 1480 01:34:38,800 --> 01:34:43,400 No monsieur.. go on put it back.. no hurt, no pain.. 1481 01:34:43,920 --> 01:34:45,200 How much she loves me.. 1482 01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:47,600 Keeps the ring so close to her twenty-four-seven. 1483 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:51,120 Close? Your fianc is flirting with mine.. 1484 01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:54,080 ..aren't you going to do something about it? 1485 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:56,680 No, I will do something.. 1486 01:34:57,520 --> 01:34:59,200 Keep your hands off her Steve you swine.. 1487 01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,920 Swearing is bad! 1488 01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:03,720 Why are you shouting at Steve? 1489 01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:05,480 So who should I shout at? - Mind your Anaida.. 1490 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:07,480 She hasn't done anything.. - What's Steve done? 1491 01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:09,240 He touched her. - Why did she let him? 1492 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:10,760 He's a letch. 1493 01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:12,160 And she.. 1494 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,560 she's a.. 1495 01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:15,120 I'm a.. what? 1496 01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:17,400 Round two! 1497 01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:20,760 Tension's rising! It's getting hot in here! O I'm sweatin'! 1498 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:23,680 And now only 20 couples left to Jhoom! 1499 01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,680 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1500 01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:29,000 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1501 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:30,640 Spinnin' around 1502 01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,400 Spinnin' around 1503 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:09,080 The wheel of night's winnin' a round 1504 01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:13,040 Roll the dice 1505 01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:17,440 Place a wager, bet the moon, raise the price 1506 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:21,200 Purse strings have untied 1507 01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:24,560 They're stakin' diamonds on the side 1508 01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:26,240 Blow the horn get down 1509 01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:27,960 Beat the drum swing around 1510 01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:29,640 If she shakes her booty 1511 01:36:29,720 --> 01:36:31,360 You shake this joint to the ground 1512 01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:36,120 Lock lips, spin around 1513 01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:39,920 Sway this way right off the ground 1514 01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:46,800 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1515 01:36:46,880 --> 01:36:53,360 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1516 01:36:53,520 --> 01:37:00,320 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1517 01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:06,920 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1518 01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:13,960 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1519 01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:18,640 It's the final round at Jharokha so keep your turbans tight.. 1520 01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:19,920 ..and your pyjamas high. 1521 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:22,480 The Moulin Rouge of Punjab brings you two couples.. 1522 01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:25,680 ..it's Number 77 and Number 99! 1523 01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:32,760 Didn't say it in front of Rikki because he'd feel bad.. 1524 01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:34,640 ..must say you have a loose character.. 1525 01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:36,400 And you have a loose screw.. 1526 01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:41,080 Lousy lipstick, cheap joke. 1527 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,760 Joke? I'm dead serious.. 1528 01:37:45,720 --> 01:37:49,240 You'll ruin Rikki.. he's Indian, you're Pakistani.. 1529 01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:50,920 He's a cool dude, and you.. 1530 01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:55,640 ..home-breaker, man-chaser.. and you don't even know Hindi. 1531 01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:58,280 I know Hindi.. kamini. (Hindi abuse) 1532 01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:02,080 Is that all.. 1533 01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:11,200 ..sister.. 1534 01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:13,600 Don't you dare insult my sister.. 1535 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:15,040 Sister's.. 1536 01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:20,840 Allah, give me patience.. 1537 01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:26,440 Don't mind but this Alvira isn't really your type.. 1538 01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:28,320 You've got a rocking personality.. 1539 01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:30,600 ..and she's so drab with tattoos and all.. 1540 01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:34,600 Alvira even showed me her tattoo.. 1541 01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:38,320 Keep your cool.. Final round, focus, final round.. 1542 01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:42,080 I'm telling you as a friend.. 1543 01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:46,880 ..you and Alvira don't really make a pair.. 1544 01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:49,400 ..But you keep your cool, focus. 1545 01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:53,680 You're trying to break my team.. so that I don't win.. 1546 01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:56,600 Ninety nine.. 1547 01:38:57,080 --> 01:38:58,520 Next Mr. Southall.. 1548 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:02,640 Simmer down darlings.. I'm coming. 1549 01:39:03,160 --> 01:39:07,920 You can't break my team.. and you will never win the title. 1550 01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:13,280 I tried everything but nothing works on that idiot. 1551 01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,960 If I was Anaida I'd have dumped him 1552 01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:17,680 Thing is Laila ji.. 1553 01:39:18,440 --> 01:39:20,480 ..that Sat'eeve's won the real game.. 1554 01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:24,440 We'll go from here with our pride intact. 1555 01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:25,680 No matter what.. 1556 01:39:26,960 --> 01:39:28,240 ..don't let them win the title. 1557 01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:32,040 That witch should not be crowned Ms. Southall.. get it? 1558 01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:33,800 Why are you always shitting bricks? 1559 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:35,960 We'll screw them! 1560 01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:38,920 If they win I'll kill you! 1561 01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:44,000 I hate you! Let's rock! 1562 01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:46,240 Let's go! 1563 01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:48,640 Round Three! 1564 01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:57,080 The market square's now a ring to a dare, between the blades of our eyes 1565 01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:05,960 Do we lose limb, life or reach for the knife.. 1566 01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:14,600 ..in this clash of our two-edged eyes 1567 01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:41,080 We've slipped the rings off the lobes of the moon 1568 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:43,400 Come tap, slap, clap with your hands 1569 01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:50,240 We've slipped the rings off the lobes of the moon 1570 01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:52,160 Come tap, slap, clap with your hands 1571 01:40:52,240 --> 01:40:56,200 My amore, come clap with your hands 1572 01:40:56,680 --> 01:41:01,200 My amore, come clap with your hands 1573 01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:03,920 Let's crush a moonbeam 1574 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,760 Let's burgle the day 1575 01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:08,400 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1576 01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:12,960 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1577 01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:17,200 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1578 01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:22,080 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1579 01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:27,440 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1580 01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:05,600 Don't wager on this slippery night, it'll slither out of your fingers 1581 01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:10,160 Come on now.. 1582 01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:14,560 This lathered moon seems slippery too, it'll dissolve until it lingers 1583 01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:18,280 Come on now.. 1584 01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:21,480 You're the reason for my breath 1585 01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:23,680 For you I'd welcome death 1586 01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:27,880 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1587 01:42:28,040 --> 01:42:30,640 O you're a wonder, you're the thunder 1588 01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:32,840 Then and now, above and under 1589 01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:36,440 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1590 01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:39,560 We'll spend the darkness here somewhere, a chat.. 1591 01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:41,640 ..a chillum, a tale we'll share 1592 01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:44,320 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1593 01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:48,720 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1594 01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:53,160 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1595 01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:57,920 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1596 01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:02,760 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1597 01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:50,600 The silly, the simple, the pure of heart.. 1598 01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:56,920 ..are the finer souls, the ones with worth 1599 01:43:57,400 --> 01:44:05,960 The ones who never live for love, are dead well before their birth 1600 01:44:06,440 --> 01:44:08,840 Listen one and listen all 1601 01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:10,920 Your love I raise, in love I fall 1602 01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:13,320 Listen one and listen all 1603 01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:15,440 Your love I raise, in love I fall 1604 01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:19,160 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1605 01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:24,360 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1606 01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:26,960 Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak 1607 01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:28,920 Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke 1608 01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:31,440 Scorch up the ember and sway baby sway 1609 01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:36,120 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1610 01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:40,440 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1611 01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:45,240 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1612 01:44:45,320 --> 01:44:50,480 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1613 01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:00,000 The market square's now a ring to a dare.. 1614 01:45:00,080 --> 01:45:04,480 ..between the blades of our eyes 1615 01:45:05,160 --> 01:45:07,080 Do we lose limb, life or reach for the knife.. 1616 01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:13,920 ..in this clash of our two-edged eyes 1617 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:17,400 Let's crush a moonbeam 1618 01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:21,160 Let's burgle the day 1619 01:45:22,160 --> 01:45:24,120 Let's crush a moonbeam 1620 01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:25,600 Let's burgle the day 1621 01:45:25,680 --> 01:45:27,680 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1622 01:45:34,840 --> 01:45:36,600 We'll spend the darkness here somewhere.. 1623 01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:38,160 ..a chat, a chillum, a tale we'll share 1624 01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:40,360 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1625 01:45:47,320 --> 01:45:49,160 Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak 1626 01:45:49,240 --> 01:45:50,560 Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke 1627 01:45:50,640 --> 01:45:52,800 Scorch up the ember and sway baby sway 1628 01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:01,680 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 1629 01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:03,440 The threads of our gazes collide 1630 01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:05,160 Drink the dew, that heady brew.. 1631 01:46:05,240 --> 01:46:11,960 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1632 01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:19,640 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1633 01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:26,680 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1634 01:46:37,840 --> 01:46:43,200 And the winner is our own Bhatinda boy Rikki and.. 1635 01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:47,600 ..his little lady-finger Anaida! 1636 01:46:51,720 --> 01:46:52,960 I'm sure we've been cheated. 1637 01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:58,080 And now I declare Mr. and Miss Southall! 1638 01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:03,720 I didn't even win the title. I hate you.. 1639 01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:11,680 You love him that much? 1640 01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:14,160 No point shedding tears for him. 1641 01:47:15,360 --> 01:47:19,120 Mum always says your destiny decides who you get. 1642 01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:21,280 Got it. 1643 01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:38,080 Listen, I'm really sorry, I.. 1644 01:48:29,480 --> 01:48:32,160 Aapi, guess who's been waiting for you?! 1645 01:48:32,840 --> 01:48:34,720 Shahriyar Bhai.. he's downstairs.. 1646 01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:40,360 Shahriyar bloody Bhai. Rikki bloody Thukral! 1647 01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:43,040 I hate them all. Damn them! 1648 01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:44,360 Rikki! 1649 01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:46,920 Rikki! 1650 01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:48,920 Rikki Thukral? 1651 01:48:49,640 --> 01:48:50,800 Huffy Bhai.. 1652 01:48:53,320 --> 01:48:54,440 What the hell.. 1653 01:48:57,520 --> 01:49:02,240 Why does Huffy Bhai go for a walk every morning? 1654 01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:07,520 He'll have a heart attack some day.. 1655 01:49:08,640 --> 01:49:09,800 Coming.. 1656 01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:12,960 Oh Steve.. 1657 01:49:14,480 --> 01:49:15,560 Steve! 1658 01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:17,960 What do you want? 1659 01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:20,040 Cuppa tea. 1660 01:49:21,120 --> 01:49:23,200 Why should I give you a cup of tea? 1661 01:49:23,440 --> 01:49:25,200 You just asked me what I want. 1662 01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:27,280 Rikki.. 1663 01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:30,280 Get down here you .. 1664 01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:35,800 ..sneaked off without paying up last night. 1665 01:49:36,960 --> 01:49:38,080 What're you doing here? 1666 01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:42,240 C'mon now pay up. 1667 01:49:42,800 --> 01:49:46,120 Look he's going to pay me.. that should prove everything. 1668 01:49:46,560 --> 01:49:47,640 Prove what? 1669 01:49:47,720 --> 01:49:48,800 That I'm a prostitute. 1670 01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:51,120 I know why you keep calling yourself a prostitute.. 1671 01:49:51,520 --> 01:49:52,880 ..so I don't feel guilty. 1672 01:49:53,640 --> 01:49:54,720 Guilty? 1673 01:49:56,480 --> 01:49:57,560 Last night.. 1674 01:49:59,280 --> 01:50:00,400 ..I and she.. 1675 01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:02,400 she and I.. 1676 01:50:02,840 --> 01:50:04,080 ..both of us.. 1677 01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:07,440 You had sex?! 1678 01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:09,120 Go ahead kill me if you want.. 1679 01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:11,400 ..but before you do, please forgive me. 1680 01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:12,800 Don't you hit him. 1681 01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:15,000 Alvira's mad about him.. 1682 01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:17,120 ..you two-timing bastard! 1683 01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:20,520 I cheated you and you're worried about Alvira? 1684 01:50:21,640 --> 01:50:24,320 Thank god we got to know the real you before marriage 1685 01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:26,720 There's nothing between the two of us.. Tell him. 1686 01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:29,520 Look I'm Laila.. not Anaida.. 1687 01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:31,280 Prostitute.. not fianc. 1688 01:50:31,480 --> 01:50:33,560 There's nothing going on between me and this swine.. 1689 01:50:33,680 --> 01:50:35,040 Out with the money! 1690 01:50:35,200 --> 01:50:37,160 I love you. - Screw love.. 1691 01:50:37,320 --> 01:50:38,480 I really love you. 1692 01:50:38,680 --> 01:50:40,240 Goddamit I'm a prostitute! 1693 01:50:40,320 --> 01:50:41,720 I still love you Laila.. 1694 01:50:43,760 --> 01:50:44,960 You're not lying? 1695 01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:47,760 I never lie. Never. 1696 01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:50,960 Son of a.. 1697 01:50:51,240 --> 01:50:52,720 Son of a.. what? 1698 01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:55,720 Loving mother! 1699 01:50:58,840 --> 01:51:02,120 Look at him ..here's a real man.. Laila's man.. 1700 01:51:05,680 --> 01:51:08,160 He's a fraud.. what about Alvira?! 1701 01:51:08,360 --> 01:51:09,440 Don't ever call me a fraud.. 1702 01:51:09,640 --> 01:51:11,480 Look here.. fake Steve.. 1703 01:51:11,840 --> 01:51:13,920 I'm Satvinder, hundred percent genuine.. 1704 01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:16,040 And Alvira.. doesn't she love you? 1705 01:51:16,120 --> 01:51:17,480 She loves him. I hate her.. 1706 01:51:17,760 --> 01:51:20,560 I hate her.. 1707 01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:21,760 What? 1708 01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:25,200 Darling he's saying she loves you. 1709 01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,200 He's saying that she loves you.. 1710 01:51:30,040 --> 01:51:31,800 No point wracking your brain now.. 1711 01:51:32,800 --> 01:51:34,440 Someone else will catch the butterfly.. 1712 01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:36,760 ..and you'll be left rubbing your chest. 1713 01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:41,080 Scram my boy! 1714 01:51:46,440 --> 01:51:47,760 Don't know where she lives. 1715 01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:51,200 You're still wondering where she lives, just look at him.. 1716 01:51:52,600 --> 01:51:53,760 Hey Satvinder.. 1717 01:51:56,480 --> 01:51:57,760 Take a breather guys.. 1718 01:51:58,800 --> 01:52:00,200 You know where Alvira lives..? 1719 01:52:00,800 --> 01:52:02,040 Satvinder! 1720 01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:05,520 I hate you! 1721 01:52:06,880 --> 01:52:07,960 Let's go.. 1722 01:52:49,040 --> 01:52:51,760 Kulwinder.. isn't that your boy? 1723 01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:53,920 - No.. - Looks like him.. 1724 01:52:54,640 --> 01:52:56,160 My Satti's not a bum.. 1725 01:52:57,040 --> 01:53:00,560 He works overtime every night.. so his Mum can play bingo.. 1726 01:53:01,640 --> 01:53:03,320 Weigh the cabbage.. 1727 01:53:03,760 --> 01:53:05,440 You've gone blind. 1728 01:53:11,440 --> 01:53:12,560 That one. 1729 01:53:13,640 --> 01:53:14,760 No wait.. 1730 01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:16,880 That one. 1731 01:53:18,720 --> 01:53:19,880 O boy.. 1732 01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:22,840 Sattu.. 1733 01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:24,520 Think.. 1734 01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:27,920 It's a matter of my life and your death! 1735 01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:32,640 Where's it gone? 1736 01:53:35,520 --> 01:53:36,760 It was here.. 1737 01:53:40,480 --> 01:53:41,600 That one.. 1738 01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:43,760 This side.. 1739 01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:45,560 That side?.. 1740 01:53:46,600 --> 01:53:47,800 It's this one! 1741 01:53:49,160 --> 01:53:50,280 Where did he go? 1742 01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:53,680 This is the one.. 1743 01:53:58,360 --> 01:54:00,080 Telescope yours innit? 1744 01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:01,520 Yeah.. why? 1745 01:54:01,600 --> 01:54:03,440 Come on sonny I'll show you some stars. 1746 01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:05,480 - Sorry! - Focus, focus! 1747 01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:10,360 Are you going to meet Bhai like that?! 1748 01:54:11,160 --> 01:54:13,880 Oh my God I'm not even dressed, I'm naked.. 1749 01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:15,080 Hi. 1750 01:54:15,480 --> 01:54:18,680 Come let's get over with it. 1751 01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:20,120 Nice room.. 1752 01:54:21,040 --> 01:54:22,800 Didn't go to work today? - It's a Sunday.. 1753 01:54:23,080 --> 01:54:25,040 Oh I thought you took leave to meet me.. 1754 01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:26,360 You thought wrong.. 1755 01:54:26,840 --> 01:54:29,320 A phone number.. Rikki Thukral? Important? 1756 01:54:32,360 --> 01:54:33,720 What's this guy discussing? 1757 01:54:33,920 --> 01:54:35,600 Discussion.. We should listen. 1758 01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:38,520 Video audio both.. very strong mike.. 1759 01:54:38,720 --> 01:54:40,920 So Mum said why don't you and Alvira get married.. 1760 01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:42,160 I said not a bad idea.. 1761 01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:45,280 Let's not beat around the bush.. Just ask what you want. 1762 01:54:45,360 --> 01:54:46,720 They're talking about marriage. 1763 01:54:46,800 --> 01:54:48,080 I'm in no hurry.. 1764 01:54:48,160 --> 01:54:49,680 I am.. I'll start.. 1765 01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:53,440 First. I've already had sex. Eleven times. 1766 01:54:55,880 --> 01:54:58,120 She lies with such confidence.. 1767 01:55:01,360 --> 01:55:03,120 Say something. 1768 01:55:03,280 --> 01:55:06,240 I've had sex only four times.. you beat me there.. 1769 01:55:06,320 --> 01:55:07,640 So.. what you gonna do? 1770 01:55:07,800 --> 01:55:09,400 I'll feel jealous what else.. 1771 01:55:10,480 --> 01:55:12,760 That's it? 1772 01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:14,760 That's it? 1773 01:55:15,880 --> 01:55:17,600 I have a tattoo.. here.. 1774 01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:21,320 That's nice.. - Just like mine. 1775 01:55:21,520 --> 01:55:23,080 - I have many male friends. - So do I. 1776 01:55:23,280 --> 01:55:26,400 I hate salwar suits. 1777 01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:28,040 Even if I wear them? 1778 01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:29,840 What planet is this guy from? 1779 01:55:29,920 --> 01:55:31,080 You're the limit. 1780 01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:35,280 I've told you all my vices and you still don't hate me? 1781 01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:37,680 I haven't come here to hate you. 1782 01:55:37,960 --> 01:55:41,960 Hate me!.. I don't want you to like you. 1783 01:55:42,160 --> 01:55:43,800 I want everybody to hate each other.. 1784 01:55:43,880 --> 01:55:44,960 But why? 1785 01:55:45,240 --> 01:55:47,600 Because I love Rikki Thukral. 1786 01:55:48,520 --> 01:55:50,000 Yessss! 1787 01:55:50,760 --> 01:55:54,200 Rikki Thukral? You love somebody with such a weird name? 1788 01:55:54,440 --> 01:55:55,600 Weird? 1789 01:55:56,240 --> 01:55:57,360 I like Rikki. 1790 01:55:58,120 --> 01:55:59,240 It's weird.. 1791 01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:04,440 How long have you loved him? For years? 1792 01:56:05,240 --> 01:56:07,080 Since day before yesterday.. 1793 01:56:10,760 --> 01:56:11,880 Don't let him touch you! 1794 01:56:12,360 --> 01:56:14,120 Rikki Thukral!? - Rikki? 1795 01:56:14,560 --> 01:56:17,880 No, he's my cousin, Shahriyar.. 1796 01:56:18,480 --> 01:56:20,800 Really? - I'm here to marry her. 1797 01:56:20,880 --> 01:56:22,040 Shut up! 1798 01:56:22,560 --> 01:56:25,760 You.. meet me downstairs, I have to talk to you.. 1799 01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:28,880 Yeah alright. I'm not afraid. I got class! 1800 01:56:30,960 --> 01:56:34,360 Alvira, that Thukral isn't your type.. What does he do? 1801 01:56:34,520 --> 01:56:35,760 Nothing.. and yet everything.. 1802 01:56:35,840 --> 01:56:38,440 Look I've got an MA, M Tech, Phd, everything! 1803 01:56:39,240 --> 01:56:40,440 Congratulations. 1804 01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:45,560 Allo you look happy. All sorted with Shahriyar? 1805 01:56:45,640 --> 01:56:47,200 Yes all sorted.. we're not getting married. 1806 01:56:47,360 --> 01:56:49,600 Where will we find a better match than Shahriyar? 1807 01:56:49,720 --> 01:56:51,440 He's standing outside.. - What? 1808 01:56:59,440 --> 01:57:00,760 So where's your Ms. Southall? 1809 01:57:02,080 --> 01:57:03,480 Ran away with Satvinder. 1810 01:57:05,560 --> 01:57:06,680 He told you everything? 1811 01:57:07,320 --> 01:57:08,640 I'll kill him. 1812 01:57:08,840 --> 01:57:10,120 Let him be.. 1813 01:57:10,960 --> 01:57:12,720 ..his life's in Laila's hands.. 1814 01:57:13,120 --> 01:57:14,200 Who's Laila? 1815 01:57:14,280 --> 01:57:16,800 The one who came last night as Anaida.. 1816 01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:18,920 She's made a man out of Sattu. 1817 01:57:21,600 --> 01:57:24,080 Oh Satti when did this happen?! 1818 01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:27,600 Isn't she the one who picks up men at night? 1819 01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:30,080 Mum.. this is Laila.. 1820 01:57:31,120 --> 01:57:32,440 Not a very good cook.. 1821 01:57:32,800 --> 01:57:34,640 ..can't keep the house clean.. 1822 01:57:35,720 --> 01:57:39,280 ..has a swearing problem.. she's working on that.. 1823 01:57:40,480 --> 01:57:42,880 ..but she'll make a top class daughter-in-law.. 1824 01:57:43,560 --> 01:57:45,160 That much I can guarantee.. 1825 01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,080 Pairi paunnna Mum ji? (Greetings) 1826 01:57:49,040 --> 01:57:50,280 I love you.. 1827 01:57:52,080 --> 01:57:54,440 .. and I'm damn sure you'll fall in love with her too Mum. 1828 01:57:54,760 --> 01:57:56,040 But Satti.. 1829 01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:59,280 No buts Mum.. We'll be back from Hollywood in a week.. 1830 01:58:04,560 --> 01:58:05,880 Bye Mum! 1831 01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:09,240 So you lied to me? 1832 01:58:09,320 --> 01:58:10,760 Nothing compared to your lie.. 1833 01:58:12,360 --> 01:58:13,520 Should I tell you the truth.. 1834 01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:16,560 ..you look incredible when you lie.. 1835 01:58:16,920 --> 01:58:18,200 I'll.. 1836 01:58:20,120 --> 01:58:22,600 You idiot what took you so long.. 1837 01:58:23,320 --> 01:58:24,880 ..if I'd said yes to Shahriyar.. 1838 01:58:25,240 --> 01:58:26,520 You're amazing.. 1839 01:58:27,960 --> 01:58:30,360 One small hitch and you go running to marry next available man. 1840 01:58:30,920 --> 01:58:32,280 Typical Indian mentality. 1841 01:58:32,360 --> 01:58:33,480 I'm not Indian.. 1842 01:58:33,560 --> 01:58:35,080 You're Pakistani.. same thing. 1843 01:58:35,240 --> 01:58:36,360 If you say one more word against Pakistanis.. 1844 01:58:36,440 --> 01:58:38,280 Why would I say anything against Pakistanis..? 1845 01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:40,600 Even my best friend.. 1846 01:58:42,680 --> 01:58:44,280 ..my girlfriend is a Pakistani. 1847 01:58:46,800 --> 01:58:49,840 Good.. otherwise all the neighbours will come out.. 1848 01:58:50,240 --> 01:58:51,960 ..and forced you to marry me. 1849 01:58:52,160 --> 01:58:54,440 So let them. I'm not scared. 1850 01:58:55,400 --> 01:59:00,760 Before they can force me I'll marry you myself. 1851 01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:02,400 Why? 1852 01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:06,320 Because in two hours we spent our entire lives together. 1853 01:59:07,160 --> 01:59:10,120 Even then.. no war. 1854 01:59:11,240 --> 01:59:12,360 No war?! 1855 01:59:13,280 --> 01:59:14,520 No chance. 1856 01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:15,680 Really? 1857 01:59:15,760 --> 01:59:18,480 If not war.. then what happened? 1858 01:59:19,520 --> 01:59:20,640 That which happens.. 1859 01:59:21,640 --> 01:59:22,720 Love. 1860 01:59:24,760 --> 01:59:25,880 Just happens.. 1861 01:59:29,880 --> 01:59:31,560 ..after spending two hours with somebody. 1862 01:59:37,440 --> 01:59:38,880 How many other girls have you spent two hours with? 1863 01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:42,960 Eleven? 1864 01:59:43,640 --> 01:59:44,880 You creep. 1865 01:59:50,800 --> 01:59:51,880 C'mon game.. 1866 01:59:53,040 --> 01:59:56,640 One thing that neither of us have never done.. 1867 01:59:57,120 --> 01:59:58,240 What? 1868 01:59:58,840 --> 02:00:02,360 In broad-day-light.. in front of everybody.. a kiss.. 1869 02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:05,160 A long kiss.. 1870 02:00:06,560 --> 02:00:07,640 Ok. 1871 02:00:17,160 --> 02:00:20,520 Who cares for that syrupy sweet mush.. 1872 02:00:21,400 --> 02:00:24,440 Eternal promises and sentimental gush.. 1873 02:00:24,920 --> 02:00:28,560 Sparks, clash, passionate flash.. 1874 02:00:28,840 --> 02:00:32,240 Love of today, that's the way to sway! 1875 02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:12,520 What's your sun-sign? 1876 02:01:19,320 --> 02:01:21,560 Listen.. I'm already engaged.. 1877 02:01:27,840 --> 02:01:29,080 You're flirting.. 1878 02:01:30,120 --> 02:01:33,640 Why should I flirt? I too am engaged.. 1879 02:01:35,640 --> 02:01:37,720 See.. original topaz.. 1880 02:01:42,240 --> 02:01:44,560 Does she even have a name or you just call her fiance'? 1881 02:01:44,640 --> 02:01:47,160 No she's nameless.. What kind of question is that? 1882 02:01:49,360 --> 02:01:50,520 So what is it? 1883 02:01:57,880 --> 02:01:59,000 Anaida.. 1884 02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:04,640 Your turn.. tell me.. 1885 02:02:05,760 --> 02:02:07,600 How did you meet your fianc? 1886 02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:10,480 Superman brought us together. 1887 02:02:10,720 --> 02:02:12,000 He sells comics? 1888 02:02:41,200 --> 02:02:44,520 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 1889 02:02:44,600 --> 02:02:46,720 Find no gain or loss within the priceless knots of love 1890 02:02:46,800 --> 02:02:51,320 You're ablaze ablaze ablaze, the spark of love's a raging fire 1891 02:02:57,120 --> 02:02:59,680 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 1892 02:02:59,760 --> 02:03:01,920 The threads of our gazes collide 1893 02:03:02,000 --> 02:03:04,440 Drink the dew, that heady brew 'n jus' sway baby sway 1894 02:03:04,520 --> 02:03:09,360 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1895 02:03:09,440 --> 02:03:14,120 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1896 02:03:14,280 --> 02:03:19,280 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1897 02:03:19,360 --> 02:03:24,360 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1898 02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:30,160 Rabba.. 1899 02:03:31,305 --> 02:03:37,944 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org