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'Golmaal!'

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Wonder why the heart
has started saying this."

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"Now you have started
staying in my heart."

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"You have settled in my veins."

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"Heart has started
enduring your troubles."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Wonder why the heart
has started saying this."

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"Now you have started
staying in my heart."

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"You have settled in my veins."

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"Heart has started
enduring your troubles."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"I come into your arms
forgetting the whole world."

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"Now you take me under your
support by embracing me."

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"If you say you want me
well then I say you got me."

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"This has happened
to me in your love."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"All around there is
exponential renaissance."

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"Take the rhythm
and break it down."

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"Feel the subways in the ground."

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"Go ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."

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"All the girls are going
to shake their boom."

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"Come on! "
- "Ghoom... ghoom... ghoom."

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"All the boys are also
to shake their boom."

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"When the winds start tamping
all the bodies start clapping."

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"And the girls are going to jump! "
- "Ghoom."

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"I stay in your dreams,
making my own world."

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"Fill the air with colors
by decorating my dreams."

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"I stay in your dreams,
making my own world."

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"Fill the air with colors
by decorating my dreams."

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"I want somebody I want
you right before me."

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"Will you be mine; this is
what my heart questions."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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"Golmaal... Golmaal."

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"Everything is
going to be Golmaal."

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(People chattering indistinctly)

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Excuse me. - Yes. - Is this the
queue for first year's admission?

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"Yes uncle, have you come for
your daughter's admission?"

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See only answer what
you have been asked for!

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Yes or no?
-Yes. - Thank you.

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(Background music)

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Boy goons. Bad
element of the society.

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Hey smarty.

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(Vehicle passing sound)

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What... what is this?

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(Whistling)

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"Smarty, put 100
rupees in the box."

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Is this a way to ask for alms?

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Alms are asked for
by joining hands.

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You guys are bossing around!

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"Hey smarty, we are not asking
for alms this is charity."

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The bastard dean of our college...

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Dean is a bastard? - Bastard.
Harichandra Ramchandra Mirchandani.

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Ha-Ra-Mi (bastard)
-Ok.

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He has got cancer
at a special place.

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Which place? - That is not
important. He has cancer.

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We are collecting 100 rupees
from everybody for him.

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Come on put.

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Actually this is bossing but...
- Put! Come on.

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(Background music)

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"What are you doing,
mister? This is wrong."

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Hey did he take it
from your pocket?

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"Come on, uncle, even
you put. Come on."

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Hey!
- See you don't argue with them.

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They are very
dangerous people. Yes!

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(Vehicle passing sound)

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I won't give. I have
worked very hard...

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...worked in the field
and earned this money.

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For my sister's education
why should I give?

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Come we will take him on a
side and teach him a lesson.

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Come... you!
- Hey don't hit uncle.

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What are you all doing!
- Come on.

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See... see it is my
hard earned money.

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I will not give.
- Hey you will keep...

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"...your money with
yourself only, rascal?"

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"It will get wet, I will remove
your blood instead of your sweat."

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Remove the money.

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"Builder sir, take this I will give
his share for him. It's 200 rupees"

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Put... put it in the
box... put it in the box.

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Yes... yes I am putting it
in the box. I am putting it.

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"Hurry up, come on.
- No don't hit him."

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Come on everybody put
one by one... one by one.

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"No hurry, at ease.
Hey you put 300 rupees."

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(Indistinct)

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You 400.

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4000. 100... 200...
300... 400... 500...

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...600... 700... 800... 900...
1000 rupees. - What...

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5000!
- You guys do great acting!

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Really! - It's amazing.
- Give the money here.

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Hey let me at least count.
- Thank you. - Rascal!

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What happened?
- You call me uncle!

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You call me uncle
I will make you an aunty!

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"No... no I didn't do it...
I didn't do it, it was him."

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Hey why are you laughing?

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Your tongue doesn't work
but your hands work a lot!

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Not me he had said.

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What did I say when did I say?

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I did what was planned
I... I didn't say anything.

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Hey unnecessary you say anything!

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Hey... remove my shirt.

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"Hey buddy, give me
money for liquor."

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(Motorcycle sound)

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"Are you all not
ashamed, you all make..."

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...me do such things in the
same college where I study!

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Sometimes you make me steal
things from the chemistry lab.

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Sometimes you steal the
fans of the assembly hall.

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That day you made me a professor...

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...and told me to take
that girl's number.

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Later that girl turned out to
be that college's professor.

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"Till date, I haven't
sat in her class."

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Don't laugh. And that day
you all made me a beggar...

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...and made me sit
outside the college gate.

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Said that we don't
have money for liquor.

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Because of you all I have became...

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...notorious in the whole
college. I said don't laugh.

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You are our darling.
- All this works in friendship.

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Now if we had been in
your place then even we...

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"...would have done the same
thing, right? - Yes."

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To hell you all would
do that same thing.

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And what difference
does it make to you.

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"You don't even have a place
to stay, you use my room."

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The thing is that I am a brilliant
student for dean of the...

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...college Harichandra
Ramchandra Mirchandani.

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So he respects me.

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Or else I don't
know about you all...

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...whether you all ever
went to college or not.

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(vehicle pass by sound)

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Did you go to college?
- I don't remember.

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Hey... hey wait.
- Why are you betraying us?

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Bitch. She is again
asking for work.

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We will have to take her to Vasuli.

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"Hey don't say that, A lot
of loan is still pending."

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I have cried like
Tulsi and Parvati...

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...and asked this vehicle
on loan. You are...

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"You know who he is, right!"

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Let's do one thing we will go
and give all this money to vasuli.

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"We will give the
rest later, simple."

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He is joking. - We saw money
after so many days and...

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...he says that we
should give it to Vasuli.

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(Whistling)

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You don't say anything.

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(Tyre screech)

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(Background music)

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If we give the money to
Vasuli then what will we eat?

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"How will we drink, how will
we gamble? - Yes."

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If we have to gift a girl with
something... then how will give?

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Should we stop living?

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(Sighs)

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Hey make four half cup of tea and
a cookie for me. - Money?

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(Tea glasses sound)

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It's of green color and it
has Gandhi's photo on it.

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Come on make the tea.

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Come on... come on
give money... money.

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Have we till date ever
given you any? - No.

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Then why are you asking?
- I have stopped giving on loan.

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Has your license been renewed?
- No.

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What is the number
for Municipality?

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I am making... I am making it.
- Add ginger and cardamom.

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(Indistinct)

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(Background music)

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Lolita.

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Have some shame.

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What is your age and you
are looking at Lalita Pawar.

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(People chattering indistinctly)

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"Hey not down, look up!"

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Hey Lolita... baby... yes!

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Hey don't look at her
with bad intentions...

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...she is your sis-in-law.
- When did she become that?

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You all wait I will
make her one and come.

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Even I have to make a bhabhi.

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"Let them go, they are
walking into a death well."

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Look over there. Vasuli.

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Rascals.

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Hey didn't you tell.
- What?

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That looks like Sanjay Dutt.

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That same body that same face cut.

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Vastav movie's vermillion spot.

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"Vasuli, I have spoken
with Raju Irani..."

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...he is going to launch
you in his next movie.

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But my that money.

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"Oh no, I am talking about crores
and you are collecting change!"

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What are you saying!
- Sorry. - It looks very cheap.

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You have the same personality.

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It will be great if you learn
a little on dialogue delivery.

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"Dialogue? - Like hey Circuit,
give me a magical embrace."

221
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"Hey Circuit, even give
me that magical embrace."

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"Mind blowing..."

223
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"..., that... that walking
style. Your body is perfect."

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I will teach you that?
- Show... show.

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"Hey move aside..."

226
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"Here, be a hero
and stand in style."

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"No man, what are you doing!"

228
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"Not like this, there is
a personality. A style."

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Just like a hero.
- Again.

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Look carefully.
- Ok.

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Hey are you teaching
me to walk or to run?

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"Hey, he is bluffing
us, catch that rascal."

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Hey!

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"Mother, forgive
me. Deal for me too."

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"Aunty, even forgive
me. Here is mine."

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"Mother, take him
up! - Hey! - Sorry."

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"Mother, forgive him too.
- Another one by me."

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(Sighs)

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"Rascals, you all left
me alone and came."

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"You came, right? - Deal for
me too. Who is winning? - Mine."

241
00:13:26.163 --> 00:13:27.360
Vasuli has seen the room.

242
00:13:27.385 --> 00:13:30.525
(Door knocking sound)

243
00:13:32.241 --> 00:13:33.516
Vasuli has seen the room.

244
00:13:33.755 --> 00:13:35.605
"Laxman, open the door!
- I won't open it."

245
00:13:35.646 --> 00:13:36.959
Hey the door!
- Hey man!

246
00:13:40.541 --> 00:13:42.112
(Door opening sound)

247
00:13:42.154 --> 00:13:45.903
Oh good afternoon sir.
- Good afternoon.

248
00:13:48.413 --> 00:13:51.602
"Are you alone?
- Yes sir, absolutely alone."

249
00:13:52.446 --> 00:13:54.745
"Is your party over?
- I was studying, sir."

250
00:13:55.105 --> 00:13:57.079
"No partying.
- You want to be a doctor, right?"

251
00:13:57.339 --> 00:14:00.857
"Yes sir, cancer specialist.
- Cancer specialist. - Yes."

252
00:14:01.127 --> 00:14:06.566
"Cancer specialist, tell me at which
special place have I got cancer?"

253
00:14:07.196 --> 00:14:09.412
"Sir, my education is still
incomplete how I can tell that."

254
00:14:09.453 --> 00:14:13.341
Shut up. You all only told the
students that I have cancer.

255
00:14:13.633 --> 00:14:16.838
And I don't have money
to get my cancer treated.

256
00:14:17.242 --> 00:14:19.758
"I have become so poor that...
you are laughing, idiot."

257
00:14:20.001 --> 00:14:22.877
Are you all not ashamed? You all
snatched the fees from the children.

258
00:14:24.040 --> 00:14:27.131
I have got 500 SMSs since morning.

259
00:14:27.172 --> 00:14:31.675
Since people got to know that
I have cancer I have got 500 SMSs.

260
00:14:31.716 --> 00:14:33.560
Sir, this is a thing to be happy
about you have so many admirers.

261
00:14:33.601 --> 00:14:35.067
Shut up. Shut up!

262
00:14:35.705 --> 00:14:40.391
They are Smsing me so that
I pay back their loan before I die.

263
00:14:40.486 --> 00:14:43.727
You all have done this fraud.
You all only have done it.

264
00:14:43.865 --> 00:14:46.118
I will not spare...
I will not spare anyone!

265
00:14:46.188 --> 00:14:48.801
Sir... sir... sir you...
you... you know what...

266
00:14:48.842 --> 00:14:50.217
...all dreams my
mother has for me...

267
00:14:50.297 --> 00:14:52.502
"...sir, please don't do any such
thing. - Really? - Please sir."

268
00:14:52.677 --> 00:14:55.983
Your mother has dreamt
about such dreams?

269
00:14:56.105 --> 00:14:57.714
"What is this?
- Sir, human research."

270
00:14:57.868 --> 00:14:59.900
Hu...
- I have human research as a subject.

271
00:15:00.076 --> 00:15:02.283
"So I am writing a thesis on
all these things, that's it."

272
00:15:02.324 --> 00:15:04.774
This... this... all this is
human research? - Sir.

273
00:15:04.896 --> 00:15:07.816
You are writing your
thesis on these naked rags?

274
00:15:08.063 --> 00:15:09.449
These obscene photographs!

275
00:15:09.790 --> 00:15:11.332
"No... no... no sir... sir,
that... that there is leakage on..."

276
00:15:11.373 --> 00:15:13.044
...the walls so
I put these photographs.

277
00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:14.757
"There is nothing
else in this, sir."

278
00:15:15.109 --> 00:15:16.728
"You should have stuck
something else, son."

279
00:15:16.769 --> 00:15:17.807
"Sir, I didn't find
anything else so sir..."

280
00:15:17.857 --> 00:15:19.954
"See Laxman dear,
you are a good boy."

281
00:15:20.195 --> 00:15:23.924
"But don't let those three loafers
enter here. - No, sir."

282
00:15:24.152 --> 00:15:24.856
Please son.
- Absolutely not.

283
00:15:24.897 --> 00:15:27.488
"Please son, you concentrate
on your studies. - Right, sir."

284
00:15:27.529 --> 00:15:29.973
You are a bright student.
-Thank you sir. - Ok? - Thank you.

285
00:15:30.518 --> 00:15:32.053
Sir... sir. No... no sir.

286
00:15:34.112 --> 00:15:35.035
Hey thief!

287
00:15:36.093 --> 00:15:38.277
"Sir, I don't know who they
are, they are not with me."

288
00:15:40.573 --> 00:15:41.305
(Sighs)

289
00:15:41.547 --> 00:15:43.258
"Sir, you... you know them?"

290
00:15:43.892 --> 00:15:46.141
So you all are here only.

291
00:15:47.399 --> 00:15:48.962
"Take this, keep it considering
it as the rent for the room."

292
00:15:49.003 --> 00:15:51.261
We will give it every month.
- You all are bribing me!

293
00:15:51.552 --> 00:15:53.985
How long has it been since you all
have been thrown out of college.

294
00:15:54.866 --> 00:15:56.305
10 years?
- 10.

295
00:15:56.606 --> 00:15:58.861
It has been 10 years and
you all are still here!

296
00:15:58.910 --> 00:16:00.241
Sir... sir... sir.
- Are you all not ashamed!

297
00:16:00.282 --> 00:16:01.989
I have a scheme. You sit.
- I don't want it.

298
00:16:02.030 --> 00:16:03.848
Sit down.
- No. Leave.

299
00:16:06.321 --> 00:16:08.746
"On buying one Zippo lighter,
you get one flat free!"

300
00:16:08.787 --> 00:16:10.922
I don't want any scheme of yours.

301
00:16:11.282 --> 00:16:13.353
Last time too you all had
given a similar scheme.

302
00:16:13.394 --> 00:16:15.392
"Sir see this, I have
brought such an AC..."

303
00:16:15.433 --> 00:16:17.080
...that all your life your
electricity bill will not come.

304
00:16:17.121 --> 00:16:19.057
"But the AC was good.
- Keep quiet, fool!"

305
00:16:19.432 --> 00:16:22.253
I am still taking loans
and paying its bill.

306
00:16:22.822 --> 00:16:24.066
Hey!

307
00:16:29.815 --> 00:16:30.703
What ?

308
00:16:30.728 --> 00:16:34.239
"Sir, he is saying that hey we know
that you are crazy for Rosy madam..

309
00:16:34.463 --> 00:16:36.697
...and we still haven't written a
letter telling your wife about it.

310
00:16:36.738 --> 00:16:39.693
Sir! - He is saying it...
he is saying it not me.

311
00:16:39.718 --> 00:16:41.729
I will hand you people
over to the cops.

312
00:16:41.770 --> 00:16:44.163
Firstly you all are staying
illegally here from 10 years.

313
00:16:44.204 --> 00:16:45.765
I will hand you people
over to the cops.

314
00:16:45.806 --> 00:16:48.146
All your life will
be spent in prison.

315
00:16:48.187 --> 00:16:53.894
Get out! Get out!
- Why do you get angry?

316
00:16:53.974 --> 00:16:58.789
Say it with some manners.
- Get... get out! - Come.

317
00:16:58.830 --> 00:17:00.681
Are you coming? - No. - He
cannot take such a small thing.

318
00:17:01.406 --> 00:17:04.616
Get out... get out... get out!

319
00:17:07.504 --> 00:17:10.960
"See you are very intelligent.
- Thank you, sir."

320
00:17:11.030 --> 00:17:13.171
And don't let these
three loafers come in.

321
00:17:13.212 --> 00:17:15.581
Never.
- Keep your doors locked.

322
00:17:15.622 --> 00:17:17.872
Absolutely. - These loafers
shouldn't come inside.

323
00:17:17.913 --> 00:17:20.374
"No, sir. - Get out.
- Thank you, sir."

324
00:17:20.496 --> 00:17:22.993
"Sorry, sir. Thank
you, sir. Thank you."

325
00:17:23.018 --> 00:17:23.909
(Door closing sound)

326
00:17:24.497 --> 00:17:26.229
See what you are
doing is very wrong.

327
00:17:26.650 --> 00:17:28.568
One day this dean will
throw me out of here.

328
00:17:28.736 --> 00:17:29.954
I will have problem but even you...

329
00:17:29.995 --> 00:17:31.903
...all won't have a place
to stay in. - Now deal.

330
00:17:32.667 --> 00:17:35.646
"Hey man, this is sir's pouch.
Give I will go and give it back."

331
00:17:35.749 --> 00:17:38.145
"Hey Dhanveer (generous man)
Khan's Xerox, bring it here."

332
00:17:43.237 --> 00:17:44.858
Fair and lovely.
- Really!

333
00:17:47.428 --> 00:17:49.345
Condoms? Its chewing gum.

334
00:17:50.999 --> 00:17:53.361
What is it?
- Go.

335
00:17:53.881 --> 00:17:56.291
What is that?
- Exam paper.

336
00:17:56.992 --> 00:17:59.230
"Come on give it to me,
I will clear. Give it to me."

337
00:18:00.550 --> 00:18:02.137
How will he pass he is
not giving his papers.

338
00:18:02.178 --> 00:18:03.417
Why? - He has to sell
the papers tomorrow.

339
00:18:03.497 --> 00:18:05.616
Correct. As no one is
going to buy them from us.

340
00:18:05.790 --> 00:18:06.932
Why?
- And he is decent.

341
00:18:07.708 --> 00:18:09.855
"Hey... hey see, I am
not going to sell papers."

342
00:18:09.896 --> 00:18:12.736
I am very serious about this.
Hey mother has a deep desire.

343
00:18:13.293 --> 00:18:14.633
Sorry aunty.
- Sorry aunty.

344
00:18:14.900 --> 00:18:20.036
(Background music)

345
00:18:38.916 --> 00:18:40.640
"Here... here... here we go."

346
00:18:40.681 --> 00:18:42.804
"We are running for the money."

347
00:18:42.884 --> 00:18:44.530
"Taking it down with us..."

348
00:18:44.610 --> 00:18:46.816
"We are running for the money."

349
00:18:46.857 --> 00:18:48.530
"Here... here... here we go."

350
00:18:48.571 --> 00:18:50.725
"We are running for the money."

351
00:18:50.805 --> 00:18:52.724
"Taking it down with us..."

352
00:18:52.765 --> 00:18:54.704
"We are running for the money."

353
00:18:54.918 --> 00:18:58.882
"Is there something fishy
or a lot more than that?"

354
00:18:58.923 --> 00:19:02.783
"I am great, baby, I am amazing!"

355
00:19:02.824 --> 00:19:06.547
"Be careful... be careful."

356
00:19:06.588 --> 00:19:10.244
"Your heart doesn't get
stolen, take care of that."

357
00:19:10.285 --> 00:19:17.275
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."

358
00:19:18.084 --> 00:19:26.150
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."

359
00:19:28.443 --> 00:19:30.645
"We are running for
the money, buddy."

360
00:19:32.159 --> 00:19:34.273
"We are running for the money."

361
00:19:36.224 --> 00:19:38.745
"We are running for
the money, buddy."

362
00:19:40.176 --> 00:19:43.122
"We are running for the money."

363
00:19:50.078 --> 00:19:53.771
"We are not bad, this
heart is not bad."

364
00:19:53.812 --> 00:19:58.240
"So if the world is bad
then what should we do?"

365
00:19:58.635 --> 00:20:01.893
"I am not a bad guy!
I am not a bad guy!"

366
00:20:01.934 --> 00:20:05.554
"We are not bad, this
heart is not bad."

367
00:20:05.634 --> 00:20:10.018
"So if the world is bad
then what should we do?"

368
00:20:10.059 --> 00:20:13.916
"We teach them what
they taught us."

369
00:20:14.185 --> 00:20:17.705
"Have a little blast!
- It's that what you call!"

370
00:20:17.746 --> 00:20:25.065
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal"

371
00:20:25.583 --> 00:20:33.707
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."

372
00:20:34.307 --> 00:20:38.206
"Is there something fishy
or a lot more than that?"

373
00:20:38.247 --> 00:20:41.988
"I am great, baby, I am amazing."

374
00:20:42.029 --> 00:20:46.009
"Be careful... be careful."

375
00:20:46.050 --> 00:20:49.499
"Your heart doesn't get
stolen, take care of that."

376
00:20:49.540 --> 00:20:51.037
"Hey one time..."

377
00:20:51.364 --> 00:20:58.962
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal"

378
00:20:59.265 --> 00:21:07.464
"Golmaal... Golmaal...
Golmaal... Golmaal."

379
00:21:20.809 --> 00:21:23.728
Get out! Get out!

380
00:21:24.332 --> 00:21:28.258
I said get out! And never show
your inauspicious face ever again!

381
00:21:28.299 --> 00:21:30.386
Or else I will hand over
each one of you to the cops.

382
00:21:30.427 --> 00:21:33.708
I said get out! Get out!
Firstly you stole my purse.

383
00:21:33.962 --> 00:21:35.638
On top of that you
leaked that paper.

384
00:21:35.679 --> 00:21:38.094
And you sold it for 500 rupees
to the students saying...

385
00:21:38.135 --> 00:21:40.423
...that I have a cut
of 400 rupees in that!

386
00:21:41.108 --> 00:21:44.389
Are you all not ashamed!
Shameless! Fools! Idiots!

387
00:21:44.657 --> 00:21:46.949
I don't even know abuses
and on top of that...

388
00:21:46.990 --> 00:21:49.002
...what all schemes
did you all bring to me?

389
00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:51.837
"Sir, buy this lighter,
you will get a free flat."

390
00:21:52.015 --> 00:21:54.574
"Sir, buy this telephone, you
will get a refrigerator free."

391
00:21:54.698 --> 00:21:57.212
"Sir, get this AC, your
electricity will be free!"

392
00:21:57.253 --> 00:22:00.512
Am I a fool! Do you all
think that I am a fool!

393
00:22:00.592 --> 00:22:03.043
Even a fool is a
small word for you all.

394
00:22:03.128 --> 00:22:06.086
I am... you... you have
thought of me... as that... - Chu...

395
00:22:06.127 --> 00:22:10.455
Keep quiet. Keep quiet!
Idiots! Get out! Get out!

396
00:22:10.603 --> 00:22:12.778
You all are worse than even Saturn.

397
00:22:13.013 --> 00:22:15.316
Even Saturn is over someone
for only for 71/2 years.

398
00:22:15.502 --> 00:22:17.908
You all are over me
from past 10 years!

399
00:22:17.942 --> 00:22:20.986
You all made me crazy!
I have gone crazy!

400
00:22:21.045 --> 00:22:23.835
Because of you all I am
suffering from acidity.

401
00:22:23.876 --> 00:22:25.389
I will have a heart attack!

402
00:22:25.652 --> 00:22:28.280
"You told Rosy madam that
I have gone bald, didn't you?"

403
00:22:28.375 --> 00:22:32.536
Yes! Yes I have gone
bald... I have gone bald!

404
00:22:32.635 --> 00:22:35.556
What will you do? What will you do?

405
00:22:35.594 --> 00:22:39.437
I have gone bald... - Sir...
- Gone bald! - Sir... - Get out!

406
00:22:39.813 --> 00:22:43.740
Get... get... get out.
- There is a new scheme.

407
00:22:44.360 --> 00:22:45.695
A car free on underwear.

408
00:22:46.345 --> 00:22:50.825
"Not on this, on an un... - Get
out! - Why do you get angry, sir?"

409
00:22:50.850 --> 00:22:53.061
Talk with some
manners. We will leave.

410
00:22:53.111 --> 00:22:56.465
"Get out. Please, get out.
- Come."

411
00:22:59.947 --> 00:23:00.717
(Indistinct)

412
00:23:00.742 --> 00:23:03.077
Yes I am. I have become.

413
00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:06.177
If I will stay with you all
then I will even become a donkey!

414
00:23:06.202 --> 00:23:07.284
Sir.
- What is it?

415
00:23:07.418 --> 00:23:09.634
"You bought the paper and got passed!
- Sir, one minute, sir."

416
00:23:09.675 --> 00:23:11.924
"Sir... sir. - Sir, why
me... - Get lost from here!"

417
00:23:12.056 --> 00:23:13.424
Get out... get out!

418
00:23:15.069 --> 00:23:16.867
I am ruined because of you all.

419
00:23:17.536 --> 00:23:18.975
What will I tell my mother?

420
00:23:19.801 --> 00:23:21.768
Poor woman used to work
in a collector's house.

421
00:23:22.239 --> 00:23:24.473
She dreamt that even I should
study and be a collector.

422
00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:26.853
Why do you need to study
to become a collector?

423
00:23:27.536 --> 00:23:30.663
You are anyway our collector.
You only collect our money.

424
00:23:31.947 --> 00:23:33.557
I don't want to
ruin myself further.

425
00:23:33.851 --> 00:23:36.812
"I will go to my village, at
least I have my own house to stay."

426
00:23:37.629 --> 00:23:40.713
Yes. It's a great
thing to have a house.

427
00:23:42.393 --> 00:23:44.002
But what's the use of that house

428
00:23:44.791 --> 00:23:46.712
...where parents are
after killing each other.

429
00:23:48.856 --> 00:23:50.847
It's better to be homeless
than have such a house.

430
00:23:51.692 --> 00:23:53.487
Yes hostel is good
at least I get good...

431
00:23:54.775 --> 00:23:57.079
...sleep sleeping close
to Mallika Sherawat.

432
00:23:59.061 --> 00:24:00.747
I lost my sleep when I was small.

433
00:24:01.295 --> 00:24:04.393
My father had two
wives. One was my mother.

434
00:24:04.802 --> 00:24:06.343
And the other of the neighbor.

435
00:24:08.282 --> 00:24:10.568
Sou(100)... teal(oil)
Sou... sou... teal...

436
00:24:10.609 --> 00:24:11.936
...sou teal... souteali(step).

437
00:24:13.018 --> 00:24:15.877
Her kids used to make
fun of my dumbness.

438
00:24:16.341 --> 00:24:17.528
You still had a house.

439
00:24:18.344 --> 00:24:20.072
I neither had a house nor family.

440
00:24:21.042 --> 00:24:23.233
When I came to my senses
I was in Jhamnadas orphanage.

441
00:24:24.169 --> 00:24:26.402
First I used to think that
Jhamnadas only is my father.

442
00:24:27.333 --> 00:24:30.900
Then I later got to know that
Jhamnadas expired when small.

443
00:24:31.964 --> 00:24:33.930
His father had made this
orphanage in his remembrance.

444
00:24:34.138 --> 00:24:35.711
Then send them into an orphanage.

445
00:24:35.791 --> 00:24:36.990
They won't take you
all in even there.

446
00:24:37.618 --> 00:24:39.601
I don't want to stay
with you all. I am going.

447
00:24:40.946 --> 00:24:43.263
He will come back in
that same speed he left.

448
00:24:46.962 --> 00:24:47.988
It's 10.30.

449
00:24:53.104 --> 00:24:54.408
"Gopal, he is talking to you."

450
00:24:55.549 --> 00:24:58.502
(Background music)

451
00:24:59.869 --> 00:25:01.217
What... tsunami?

452
00:25:06.518 --> 00:25:07.564
We are here only.

453
00:25:08.347 --> 00:25:10.332
"Hey man, we should
have betted on it."

454
00:25:10.573 --> 00:25:11.665
He came back again.

455
00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:15.541
Is this a time to jog!

456
00:25:18.085 --> 00:25:20.964
Ok Vasuli is coming.
Hey run from here!

457
00:25:22.086 --> 00:25:23.218
Catch those rascals!

458
00:25:24.218 --> 00:25:26.106
"We are running for the money."

459
00:25:27.618 --> 00:25:29.748
"We are running for the money."

460
00:25:32.558 --> 00:25:34.361
"Hey Gopal, hurry
up! Run! Come on!"

461
00:25:38.716 --> 00:25:39.798
"Hey, come on!"

462
00:26:01.894 --> 00:26:04.210
"What happened,
buddy? What happened?"

463
00:26:04.235 --> 00:26:05.514
We have taken it on installment...

464
00:26:05.555 --> 00:26:06.829
...this doesn't mean that it keeps
on stopping. - Man!

465
00:26:07.117 --> 00:26:08.776
"It keeps on stopping, what
kind of a bike is this!"

466
00:26:09.768 --> 00:26:11.209
"What happened?
- Hurry up, look!"

467
00:26:11.250 --> 00:26:11.935
Hey! Vasuli! Vasuli!

468
00:26:11.983 --> 00:26:14.263
"We are running for the money."

469
00:26:15.197 --> 00:26:17.873
We will have to climb this gate.
- Doors open too!

470
00:26:17.898 --> 00:26:18.872
(Gate opening sound)

471
00:26:18.897 --> 00:26:20.032
Come! Hey!

472
00:26:21.080 --> 00:26:21.916
(Door opening sound)

473
00:26:21.961 --> 00:26:22.961
Who is it?

474
00:26:43.516 --> 00:26:45.696
Who is it?
- No one.

475
00:27:02.600 --> 00:27:05.399
I am having this
feeling that he saw us.

476
00:27:06.252 --> 00:27:07.322
Did he see or not?

477
00:27:08.083 --> 00:27:11.282
What he saw no one else saw that.
- What did he see?

478
00:27:12.689 --> 00:27:15.819
He saw that we are four
of us and oldie is alone.

479
00:27:16.732 --> 00:27:18.406
He will go inside
and call the police.

480
00:27:18.962 --> 00:27:19.990
Then let's run.

481
00:27:20.031 --> 00:27:22.256
Yes. Anyway we haven't
come to buy the bungalow.

482
00:27:25.457 --> 00:27:26.816
No... no... no... no!

483
00:27:26.841 --> 00:27:28.184
(Vehicle passing sound)

484
00:27:28.255 --> 00:27:30.119
(Sighs)

485
00:27:31.231 --> 00:27:32.536
(Coughs)

486
00:27:34.379 --> 00:27:39.200
(Foot steps)

487
00:27:41.152 --> 00:27:42.630
(Sighs)

488
00:27:43.745 --> 00:27:47.400
You know if there is
any noise then I feel...

489
00:27:47.441 --> 00:27:49.819
...as if our grandson
Sameer has come.

490
00:27:51.198 --> 00:27:53.580
When Sameer will come he
will come in broad day light.

491
00:27:54.112 --> 00:27:57.091
He will not come at
night like a thief.

492
00:27:58.272 --> 00:28:00.896
Wonder whether he will come or not.

493
00:28:01.439 --> 00:28:02.813
He will come... he will come.

494
00:28:04.061 --> 00:28:08.170
America is not close by. You know
it take 22 hours even by plane.

495
00:28:08.940 --> 00:28:12.834
Here it has been 22 years
I had seen him when he was small.

496
00:28:14.233 --> 00:28:19.198
"I know and you are just
living waiting for him, right?"

497
00:28:19.957 --> 00:28:21.753
Why not he is our
only grandson and...

498
00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:26.117
...if you go to see then
he is our only heir. Really.

499
00:28:26.278 --> 00:28:28.599
See let him come whenever he comes.

500
00:28:29.263 --> 00:28:31.948
But till he comes we
will have to live...

501
00:28:31.973 --> 00:28:34.921
"...being each other's
support, right?"

502
00:28:37.206 --> 00:28:39.624
One... tell me one thing.

503
00:28:40.756 --> 00:28:43.725
"When he will come,
how will recognize him?"

504
00:28:44.367 --> 00:28:47.980
You don't worry I am sure.
- Yes.

505
00:28:48.429 --> 00:28:51.192
We... we will feel it on our own.

506
00:28:51.464 --> 00:28:52.281
(Sighs)

507
00:28:52.306 --> 00:28:54.929
"Come on, it's very
late lets go to sleep."

508
00:28:58.767 --> 00:29:00.023
Switch off the lights.

509
00:29:01.972 --> 00:29:04.616
What difference does it make
whether there is light or darkness?

510
00:29:04.641 --> 00:29:05.375
(Sighs)

511
00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:09.443
We are destined for nights
24 hours a day. - Yes.

512
00:29:10.096 --> 00:29:12.484
Then why did you take
a torch and go outside?

513
00:29:12.615 --> 00:29:15.488
Yes. So that the thieves
don't get to know...

514
00:29:16.088 --> 00:29:18.850
...that two blind people
stay in this bungalow.

515
00:29:21.626 --> 00:29:23.645
Hey the oldie fooled
us they both are blind!

516
00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:25.915
They are not deaf.

517
00:29:31.729 --> 00:29:35.045
"Kalengoor, last bus stop.
- Last bus stop."

518
00:29:35.512 --> 00:29:38.852
Chapel lane. Last bungalow.
- Last bungalow.

519
00:29:38.900 --> 00:29:39.818
The name of the bungalow?

520
00:29:39.859 --> 00:29:42.477
Shanti Niketan.
- Not Nari Niketan it's Shanti Nike...

521
00:29:42.502 --> 00:29:45.359
I said Shanti Niketan only.
- Shanti Niketan.

522
00:29:45.610 --> 00:29:47.925
Which floor?
- Who came? Who came?

523
00:29:48.605 --> 00:29:52.566
He is asking which floor.
- Is your top floor empty or what?

524
00:29:52.630 --> 00:29:55.750
I said bungalow... bungalow!
He is asking for which floor!

525
00:29:55.808 --> 00:29:58.187
Two people stay there an
old man and an old lady.

526
00:29:58.212 --> 00:30:02.395
Both are blind.
- Blind! Your work will be done.

527
00:30:05.335 --> 00:30:07.635
(Bird chirping)

528
00:30:08.422 --> 00:30:11.725
(Temple bell)

529
00:30:12.762 --> 00:30:13.905
Hey where is Gopal?

530
00:30:34.894 --> 00:30:37.629
What are you thinking of?
- There is an idea.

531
00:30:39.098 --> 00:30:41.040
What if I enter
the house as Sameer?

532
00:30:45.725 --> 00:30:47.335
Hey what if they get to know then?

533
00:30:50.227 --> 00:30:54.055
They can't see whatever face it
is what difference does it make?

534
00:30:54.390 --> 00:30:56.507
No... no it's a sin to do such.

535
00:30:56.688 --> 00:30:59.655
Hey think it's such a big bungalow.

536
00:30:59.962 --> 00:31:02.460
Our lives will be made. No
problem of food and drinks!

537
00:31:03.365 --> 00:31:05.115
But you both will
have to stay as Lucky.

538
00:31:06.201 --> 00:31:07.147
What do you mean?

539
00:31:07.172 --> 00:31:09.748
I mean that you both will have to
stay as dumb and deaf like Lucky.

540
00:31:10.407 --> 00:31:13.831
No one will speak. Only I will speak.
- Thank you.

541
00:31:14.054 --> 00:31:16.345
My head is blasting after
hearing them talk. Hey!

542
00:31:16.685 --> 00:31:19.056
Hey see I won't be able
to do this. I am going.

543
00:31:19.176 --> 00:31:20.986
Hey where are you
going? Hey leave me.

544
00:31:22.095 --> 00:31:23.986
Hey what are you guys doing!
- You won't listen!

545
00:31:24.027 --> 00:31:26.445
Where are you going?
- Are you all not ashamed!

546
00:31:34.393 --> 00:31:37.660
Hey! Hey who is it? Who...

547
00:31:41.102 --> 00:31:42.452
Who... who is it?

548
00:31:43.955 --> 00:31:45.989
Who are you? Say!

549
00:31:46.366 --> 00:31:47.816
(Background music)

550
00:31:47.841 --> 00:31:51.889
Say! Who are you! Who are
you? Who are you, thief!

551
00:31:52.412 --> 00:31:54.092
I will call the
police. Police. Thief!

552
00:31:55.116 --> 00:31:57.855
Who are you, tell! Tell or
else I will call the cops, tell!

553
00:32:00.407 --> 00:32:04.238
I... I... - Who I? - I... I...
I... - Who I? - You are grandpa.

554
00:32:04.374 --> 00:32:07.533
Who are you, thief?
- I... I... I am Sameer.

555
00:32:07.658 --> 00:32:10.038
Sameer? Who Sameer?
- Sameer your grandson!

556
00:32:10.368 --> 00:32:13.419
Sameer!
- My grandson?

557
00:32:14.431 --> 00:32:16.955
My grandson, you came from America!

558
00:32:17.743 --> 00:32:21.619
So why didn't you say as yet?
- Surprise... surprise!

559
00:32:21.644 --> 00:32:23.210
Surprise.

560
00:32:23.259 --> 00:32:24.396
How did you come?

561
00:32:24.421 --> 00:32:27.337
(Tinkle)

562
00:32:27.623 --> 00:32:32.309
Flying. - You flied? - In
the plane... in the plane.

563
00:32:32.576 --> 00:32:36.878
You came all of a sudden. You
should have said that you are coming.

564
00:32:38.177 --> 00:32:41.216
You should have written a letter.
Or you should have told someone.

565
00:32:41.999 --> 00:32:44.157
You should have called.
- I saw Swades movie so I came.

566
00:32:44.182 --> 00:32:49.224
Swades. Hey Swades
in Videsh (foreign).

567
00:32:50.710 --> 00:32:53.253
Now you stop your military
investigation. - Yes... yes... yes.

568
00:32:53.573 --> 00:32:56.943
My grandson has come
after so many years.

569
00:32:57.216 --> 00:33:00.953
Let him at least breath
easy. Come... come son, come.

570
00:33:01.208 --> 00:33:04.408
Come. You have come after so many
years come. -Be careful of the sofa.

571
00:33:05.186 --> 00:33:07.456
Come sit... sit. You have
flied you must be tired.

572
00:33:07.481 --> 00:33:11.849
Sit... sit... sit - That's it.
-Hey where are you going, sit... sit.

573
00:33:12.700 --> 00:33:14.925
Where is your luggage?
- I have brought them.

574
00:33:15.108 --> 00:33:16.250
I have three suitcases.

575
00:33:16.291 --> 00:33:18.918
Keep them inside there
are many thieves here.

576
00:33:21.249 --> 00:33:24.944
Which flight did you come in?
- That... from America!

577
00:33:25.206 --> 00:33:27.600
New York to Goa!
- Now Goa is direct?

578
00:33:27.833 --> 00:33:29.428
You stay in Chicago, right?

579
00:33:30.989 --> 00:33:34.299
That... I shifted.
- You shifted, ok.

580
00:33:34.732 --> 00:33:35.772
Where did you stay in New York?

581
00:33:36.975 --> 00:33:40.819
That New York...
- That is there.

582
00:33:40.852 --> 00:33:42.325
Where do you stay? Where?
- There.

583
00:33:42.503 --> 00:33:44.388
Where do you stay in
the whole of New York?

584
00:33:46.573 --> 00:33:48.421
Jhasi's queen!
- Jhasi's queen?

585
00:33:48.653 --> 00:33:53.058
Fire torch! I don't stay
close to Balasaheb's house.

586
00:33:54.284 --> 00:33:57.918
Statue! - Statue?
-Statue of Bata... Bata.

587
00:33:57.959 --> 00:34:01.054
Lib... liberty's statue. Next to
statue of liberty. - Ok.

588
00:34:01.095 --> 00:34:05.163
Statue of liberty, ok.
But the statue is in water.

589
00:34:05.438 --> 00:34:08.384
From when?
- From always or even that shifted?

590
00:34:09.178 --> 00:34:10.832
No I was joking
I open the window...

591
00:34:11.117 --> 00:34:12.803
...of the house
then I can see that.

592
00:34:12.828 --> 00:34:16.531
(Background music)

593
00:34:18.581 --> 00:34:20.294
Ok so you have a house facing that.

594
00:34:23.424 --> 00:34:25.649
How nice would it have been if
your parents would have come.

595
00:34:30.733 --> 00:34:33.914
What happened? What happened!

596
00:34:34.326 --> 00:34:37.317
Grandpa, there was a cat.
- Was it a cat or a bull?

597
00:34:39.233 --> 00:34:40.493
Is that cat Chinese?

598
00:34:41.293 --> 00:34:43.921
Hey you keep quiet! - You talk
like this with your grandpa!

599
00:34:44.180 --> 00:34:47.697
Where are your values?
Can't grandpa joke on a cat?

600
00:34:48.062 --> 00:34:49.921
You have learnt this
from aboard and come?

601
00:34:50.046 --> 00:34:54.438
Hey you stop!
- Stop? Who went? Who went?

602
00:34:54.821 --> 00:34:57.085
"Grandpa, not stop,
hunger... hunger."

603
00:34:57.272 --> 00:34:59.319
He must be hungry he has
come from so far away.

604
00:34:59.658 --> 00:35:02.786
"You wait, son. I will just cook
food and come. - Four plates."

605
00:35:03.087 --> 00:35:04.165
Why four plates?

606
00:35:04.659 --> 00:35:10.130
That... that I have carried three
suitcases with me so I am hungry.

607
00:35:10.403 --> 00:35:12.154
"Three suit cases
four plates, right."

608
00:35:12.180 --> 00:35:15.661
"No... no... no... no not four
today in one plate only you, I..."

609
00:35:15.702 --> 00:35:18.646
...and your grandpa
will have food together.

610
00:35:18.687 --> 00:35:20.938
Yes... yes.
- Ok bring the food fast.

611
00:35:21.241 --> 00:35:23.827
Why is your voice
coming from far away?

612
00:35:23.983 --> 00:35:26.046
"That grandpa,
that... my stomach..."

613
00:35:26.087 --> 00:35:28.950
...is empty so my voice is echoing.

614
00:35:28.991 --> 00:35:31.163
"Ok, it is echoing.
- God! He has gone crazy."

615
00:35:31.204 --> 00:35:34.202
"You still didn't tell me
your postal address, son."

616
00:35:35.378 --> 00:35:37.380
Listen.
- Yes.

617
00:35:37.630 --> 00:35:39.419
Remove the box of clarified
butter from top for me.

618
00:35:39.562 --> 00:35:42.737
Yes.
- Go remove the box.

619
00:35:42.778 --> 00:35:45.919
Yes grandson has come so today
there will be pure clarified butter.

620
00:35:46.047 --> 00:35:49.510
"Otherwise no oil, no clarified
butter for me. Dry bread."

621
00:35:49.535 --> 00:35:52.990
(Background music)

622
00:35:53.224 --> 00:35:53.924
Hey!

623
00:35:54.907 --> 00:35:55.594
I don't want to stay here!

624
00:35:55.635 --> 00:35:57.351
If we stay with him we will
direct land up in prison.

625
00:35:57.439 --> 00:35:58.220
I am going.

626
00:35:58.261 --> 00:36:01.140
"You cannot go anywhere,
you are my half body!"

627
00:36:03.667 --> 00:36:05.153
What do you mean that
I am your half body?

628
00:36:05.404 --> 00:36:08.285
I mean for the oldie you are
Sameer by body and I am from voice.

629
00:36:08.326 --> 00:36:10.253
Yes and these blinds
are very smart.

630
00:36:10.433 --> 00:36:12.575
Once when they touch anyone
they never forget that touch.

631
00:36:12.683 --> 00:36:14.421
"And even voice, now it
will go on in the same way."

632
00:36:14.581 --> 00:36:16.891
"I cannot do this.
- You will have to do it, Laxman."

633
00:36:17.013 --> 00:36:19.609
"Now this will only go on.
- Oh God, what a life have you given."

634
00:36:19.841 --> 00:36:21.442
Now what will happen to me?

635
00:36:21.658 --> 00:36:24.227
Nothing will happen; you are
living such a life from so long.

636
00:36:24.391 --> 00:36:26.515
You speak on my
signals! Hey keep quiet!

637
00:36:26.813 --> 00:36:29.068
"And Gopal, your this
plan is going to flop."

638
00:36:31.881 --> 00:36:34.451
I am sure that these
two oldies are not blind.

639
00:36:34.715 --> 00:36:36.122
"That oldie was looking
at me like this, you know!"

640
00:36:36.202 --> 00:36:38.773
Staring widely! - Hey blind
people look this way only.

641
00:36:38.985 --> 00:36:40.975
Hey no that old lady
also winked at me.

642
00:36:42.103 --> 00:36:43.362
She winked at you?
- Yes.

643
00:36:43.769 --> 00:36:45.267
That means that
she is 100o/o blind.

644
00:36:45.308 --> 00:36:46.850
She is not!
- Hey you!

645
00:36:47.090 --> 00:36:48.708
See keep quiet or
else I will make you...

646
00:36:48.749 --> 00:36:49.926
...unconscious and
then take you inside!

647
00:36:49.951 --> 00:36:50.895
See I...

648
00:36:56.199 --> 00:36:59.530
"Hey! - Sameer dear, the
food is ready. - Shut up!"

649
00:36:59.571 --> 00:37:03.051
Hey my voice. - Sorry...
sorry. - And whose body? - Mine.

650
00:37:04.569 --> 00:37:06.374
(Ship honking horn)

651
00:37:06.572 --> 00:37:08.891
Boss... boss... boss!

652
00:37:09.671 --> 00:37:11.357
What is it?
- Sattu has come. Sattu!

653
00:37:11.522 --> 00:37:16.687
A toad in the sea?
- Sattu Supari! O my God.

654
00:37:17.584 --> 00:37:18.584
(Indistinct)

655
00:37:19.373 --> 00:37:22.697
"Hey! Supari, my born
killer! How do you come, man?"

656
00:37:23.956 --> 00:37:26.060
What come... come? I have
just escaped from being less.

657
00:37:26.100 --> 00:37:28.749
You know that! - What! - Can't
you give me full information!

658
00:37:28.922 --> 00:37:31.412
Two blind! Two blind! Who will
say that they have four bodyguards!

659
00:37:31.452 --> 00:37:32.438
How?

660
00:37:32.479 --> 00:37:34.747
Then! Hey they hit the
coconut with such an aim...

661
00:37:34.788 --> 00:37:37.028
...that if they go for Olympics
they will make India proud.

662
00:37:37.108 --> 00:37:39.506
What?
- They will make India proud!

663
00:37:39.550 --> 00:37:42.039
"Hey why are you yelling, what
do you think that I am deaf?"

664
00:37:42.064 --> 00:37:43.046
(Laughs)

665
00:37:43.071 --> 00:37:43.832
Shut up!

666
00:37:44.765 --> 00:37:46.199
What... what have
you thought of ahead?

667
00:37:46.295 --> 00:37:48.709
"What have I thought, I will
remove an x-ray of my skull."

668
00:37:48.789 --> 00:37:50.277
And... and I will
take a pain killer.

669
00:37:50.318 --> 00:37:51.911
"Will take a pain killer,
you just do that only."

670
00:37:52.171 --> 00:37:53.973
I will hire another
professional killer. Go.

671
00:37:54.014 --> 00:37:59.083
Hey! - What! - Give Sattu
Supari another chance please!

672
00:37:59.818 --> 00:38:02.453
This time I will go fully prepared.
- You will go?

673
00:38:02.549 --> 00:38:03.542
Yes.
- Then go.

674
00:38:05.100 --> 00:38:07.486
Hey why are you walking like this?

675
00:38:08.306 --> 00:38:11.054
Has a nail ever been stuck
on your back side? - No.

676
00:38:11.665 --> 00:38:13.671
Then you cannot understand my pain.

677
00:38:13.696 --> 00:38:15.679
You all cannot understand
my pain. I am going.

678
00:38:15.704 --> 00:38:17.732
"On that right side, it's
much deeper that side. Yes."

679
00:38:19.594 --> 00:38:22.692
Stop walking! Listen to me!

680
00:38:22.717 --> 00:38:24.075
No! I won't listen to anybody!

681
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:25.640
You guys have got me stuck here.

682
00:38:25.728 --> 00:38:27.200
On top of that you don't
allow me to eat too.

683
00:38:27.518 --> 00:38:30.027
Today I will jump from
here and commit suicide.

684
00:38:30.264 --> 00:38:31.732
Hey! Lami!

685
00:38:31.773 --> 00:38:36.418
"My Laxman, if you died then
what will happen to Nirupa Roy?"

686
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:37.786
Nirupa Roy?

687
00:38:37.866 --> 00:38:39.664
I will call your mother Nirupa Roy.

688
00:38:39.689 --> 00:38:41.151
I can't call her Aishwaria Rai.

689
00:38:43.415 --> 00:38:44.890
This building is of 2 floors.

690
00:38:45.140 --> 00:38:46.179
"If you survived by
mistake, then do you..."

691
00:38:46.220 --> 00:38:47.373
...how much expense
you will have to incur?

692
00:38:47.568 --> 00:38:48.625
"As it is, our financial
status is not good."

693
00:38:48.697 --> 00:38:51.105
Keep quiet! Because
of you I am starving!

694
00:38:51.409 --> 00:38:53.711
And it is better to commit
suicide than to starve!

695
00:38:53.937 --> 00:38:56.508
Listen! Where will
your counting end?

696
00:38:56.549 --> 00:38:57.749
At 3. 2...

697
00:38:57.790 --> 00:38:59.779
This is not 'Sholay' type suicide.
He is really going to die.

698
00:38:59.820 --> 00:39:02.659
He can't pee in the dark.
And he will commit suicide!

699
00:39:04.524 --> 00:39:05.355
23/4.

700
00:39:05.548 --> 00:39:06.317
Hey! Hey!

701
00:39:06.459 --> 00:39:10.921
What about me if you die?
I won't be able to speak!

702
00:39:11.171 --> 00:39:13.685
And who will do my dubbing?

703
00:39:13.750 --> 00:39:14.992
Then come. You too come.

704
00:39:15.087 --> 00:39:17.374
It is better to end
our lives forever.

705
00:39:17.494 --> 00:39:18.242
I am leaving.

706
00:39:18.322 --> 00:39:20.563
"Hey, Lucky. You
have time, don't you?"

707
00:39:20.830 --> 00:39:22.314
Do one thing. Get another
pack of snacks for me.

708
00:39:22.394 --> 00:39:23.008
Cold drink.

709
00:39:23.479 --> 00:39:24.866
Indian burger for me. Less spicy.

710
00:39:24.946 --> 00:39:25.943
"You were going to
die, weren't you?"

711
00:39:26.023 --> 00:39:26.770
I will eat and then I will die.

712
00:39:26.811 --> 00:39:27.655
I will not die with empty stomach.

713
00:39:27.750 --> 00:39:29.015
Otherwise you will have acidity.
- You!

714
00:39:29.761 --> 00:39:32.556
"If you die, then
give me your watch."

715
00:39:35.431 --> 00:39:38.452
"Now if you won't die,
then I only will push you!"

716
00:39:38.532 --> 00:39:39.571
What a friend you are!

717
00:39:39.775 --> 00:39:40.625
You are not letting me
to die peacefully too!

718
00:39:40.666 --> 00:39:41.770
You can live peacefully
after your death!

719
00:39:41.795 --> 00:39:43.861
This is too much! I will not die!
- Go!

720
00:39:43.902 --> 00:39:45.601
I am dead!
- Without jumping?

721
00:39:46.548 --> 00:39:50.415
(Background music)

722
00:39:55.451 --> 00:39:57.605
Oh God! She is that
girl on the stairs!

723
00:39:58.286 --> 00:40:00.421
What! There is a CD on her?

724
00:40:00.487 --> 00:40:02.183
No! We had seen her
on the stairs that day!

725
00:40:02.263 --> 00:40:04.329
Look! Other corpses too
are standing in the queue.

726
00:40:05.048 --> 00:40:06.250
Cheap guys!

727
00:40:07.157 --> 00:40:08.157
Shameless!

728
00:40:09.581 --> 00:40:11.748
Aren't they ashamed to see
a girl changing clothes?

729
00:40:13.907 --> 00:40:17.030
"I know! There is no decency
in this world! - Yes, buddy!"

730
00:40:17.071 --> 00:40:18.819
They peep in other's houses!
- Yes.

731
00:40:25.284 --> 00:40:26.914
What is she doing! We were looking!

732
00:40:32.757 --> 00:40:33.507
Fool!

733
00:40:36.465 --> 00:40:39.161
Gopal doesn't know the difference
between buying and making alcohol.

734
00:40:40.193 --> 00:40:41.891
Today I will drink
to my heart's content.

735
00:40:43.462 --> 00:40:45.204
"Exactly my sentiments, buddy!"

736
00:40:46.424 --> 00:40:48.795
Why are you sitting woebegone?
- Then why should I do?

737
00:40:49.124 --> 00:40:51.009
"You guys don't let me eat,
drink or commit suicide."

738
00:40:51.034 --> 00:40:51.997
Keep quiet!

739
00:40:52.022 --> 00:40:53.212
Look at this! You guys
don't even let me wail!

740
00:40:53.259 --> 00:40:54.016
Sameer!

741
00:40:56.126 --> 00:40:57.057
Sameer!

742
00:40:59.343 --> 00:41:02.207
I hope the food was sufficient.
Did you eat properly?

743
00:41:02.837 --> 00:41:06.005
I hope the food was sufficient.
Why don't you say something?

744
00:41:06.424 --> 00:41:08.026
I think you are feeling sleepy.

745
00:41:08.144 --> 00:41:11.342
"I lost my slumber a long time
back, dear. A long time back."

746
00:41:12.962 --> 00:41:15.423
Say something. Why are you angry?

747
00:41:15.642 --> 00:41:18.230
I think you didn't like the
food cooked by your grandma.

748
00:41:19.485 --> 00:41:20.330
What to do?

749
00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:22.341
Since the time she has
lost her eyesight...

750
00:41:22.508 --> 00:41:25.563
...she adds sugar instead of
salt and salt instead of sugar.

751
00:41:25.844 --> 00:41:28.173
Sometimes I too drink salty tea.

752
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:30.200
Say something. Why
don't you speak up.

753
00:41:30.283 --> 00:41:31.816
I think you are like your father.

754
00:41:31.896 --> 00:41:33.802
Till the time I wouldn't
beat him 10 times...

755
00:41:33.843 --> 00:41:35.298
...he wouldn't speak.

756
00:41:35.327 --> 00:41:37.113
Say! Say! Say!

757
00:41:38.032 --> 00:41:39.141
Say!

758
00:41:39.191 --> 00:41:41.213
I too had beaten your father
a lot when he was a kid!

759
00:41:41.235 --> 00:41:42.197
Say something!

760
00:41:42.365 --> 00:41:45.917
I think you like beatings from
your grandpa! Say something!

761
00:41:48.821 --> 00:41:50.028
"Grandpa, there was
betel leaf in the mouth."

762
00:41:50.124 --> 00:41:50.995
I was searching
for a place to spit.

763
00:41:51.036 --> 00:41:53.755
I see! You must have
spited at a nice place.

764
00:41:54.660 --> 00:41:56.501
You eat betel leaf in America too?

765
00:41:56.758 --> 00:41:57.459
It is available there.

766
00:41:57.500 --> 00:41:59.007
"What do you think
of America, grandpa?"

767
00:41:59.048 --> 00:42:00.115
In each nook and corner.

768
00:42:00.293 --> 00:42:02.567
What chatting is going on
between the grandpa and grandson?

769
00:42:02.721 --> 00:42:06.427
Nothing! I was asking how
is everybody in America.

770
00:42:06.891 --> 00:42:08.511
And how is America.

771
00:42:10.006 --> 00:42:12.121
Everything is fine in America.
- I see!

772
00:42:12.884 --> 00:42:13.875
And they both?

773
00:42:16.515 --> 00:42:17.215
Who?

774
00:42:18.385 --> 00:42:19.728
With whom you stay.

775
00:42:19.769 --> 00:42:21.529
Parents!
- Your parents!

776
00:42:22.561 --> 00:42:25.821
They are fine. They are good.
They miss you both a lot.

777
00:42:26.231 --> 00:42:28.082
"If they miss us, then
why didn't they come?"

778
00:42:28.343 --> 00:42:30.807
"If they had come, then how
would you have missed them today?"

779
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:33.215
What does Sujata say about me?

780
00:42:33.263 --> 00:42:36.934
Sujata? Who?
- Fool! Forgot your mother's name!

781
00:42:38.235 --> 00:42:42.780
Sujata! Who!
- Fool! Your mother! Your mom!

782
00:42:42.953 --> 00:42:44.245
"Grandpa, she is fine."

783
00:42:44.325 --> 00:42:45.894
I have been calling her
as mother since childhood.

784
00:42:45.935 --> 00:42:46.867
So I don't remember her name.

785
00:42:46.892 --> 00:42:49.826
She misses you both a lot.
Can I go to sleep? - What!

786
00:42:50.410 --> 00:42:53.681
Actually I have come from
such a far off place...

787
00:42:53.773 --> 00:42:55.101
I see! Jetlag! Jetlag!

788
00:42:55.126 --> 00:42:55.790
(Sighs)

789
00:42:55.813 --> 00:42:56.904
He is tired!

790
00:42:57.977 --> 00:42:59.624
"Grandma, bed sheets."

791
00:42:59.853 --> 00:43:02.449
Everything is there
in the cupboard.

792
00:43:02.490 --> 00:43:03.521
4 bed sheets.

793
00:43:04.090 --> 00:43:05.297
Why 4?
- Why 4?

794
00:43:06.055 --> 00:43:08.210
It is very cold in America.

795
00:43:08.251 --> 00:43:10.366
So since childhood I have the
habit of taking 4 bed sheets.

796
00:43:10.751 --> 00:43:11.949
Go! It is lying in the cupboard!

797
00:43:11.990 --> 00:43:14.481
"You will need it for cold and hot
weather. Go, dear. Go to sleep."

798
00:43:14.600 --> 00:43:15.383
"Goodnight, grandpa."

799
00:43:15.408 --> 00:43:17.969
Hey! Have you forgotten
the custom of the house?

800
00:43:18.899 --> 00:43:20.186
'Jai Shree Krishna'.

801
00:43:20.895 --> 00:43:23.596
'Jai Shree Krishna"
-"Jai shree Krishna." grandpa.

802
00:43:23.637 --> 00:43:25.892
'Jai Shree Krishna'!
'Jai Shree Krishna'!

803
00:43:26.511 --> 00:43:28.422
He forgets his mother's name.
But he remembers goodnight.

804
00:43:28.463 --> 00:43:29.550
Forget it!

805
00:43:29.708 --> 00:43:30.694
Why does he need 4 bed sheets?

806
00:43:30.735 --> 00:43:32.748
There must be some reason.
Why are you after it!

807
00:43:32.897 --> 00:43:37.037
"There are only 3 bed sheets here.
- Not 3, 2!"

808
00:43:37.798 --> 00:43:41.061
"But we are 4 people.
-Mind-blowing! Not 2, 1! Thanks."

809
00:43:41.720 --> 00:43:42.240
But...

810
00:43:44.350 --> 00:43:47.576
Go away! Even I need a bed
sheet! Otherwise I can't sleep!

811
00:43:47.617 --> 00:43:50.529
"You need slumber, not bed sheet
to go to sleep. Go to sleep."

812
00:43:50.554 --> 00:43:54.630
(Background music)

813
00:44:09.636 --> 00:44:11.811
"Life sucks, buddy."

814
00:44:19.372 --> 00:44:22.395
(Screaming)

815
00:44:22.659 --> 00:44:25.256
'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

816
00:44:25.281 --> 00:44:26.415
Who is it?

817
00:44:26.490 --> 00:44:28.996
'Vande Mantram'!
- Keep quiet!

818
00:44:29.052 --> 00:44:32.174
What are you doing! Keep quiet!
- 'Vande Mantram'! 'Vande Mantram'!

819
00:44:32.205 --> 00:44:33.635
Keep quiet! -What has happened!

820
00:44:33.944 --> 00:44:34.943
Have you gone mad!

821
00:44:35.006 --> 00:44:36.086
Were you seeing 'Mangal Pandey'!

822
00:44:36.136 --> 00:44:38.213
Was somebody hanging you?
- I was seeing a dream.

823
00:44:38.816 --> 00:44:39.963
"I saw that the old
lady, the old man..."

824
00:44:39.988 --> 00:44:41.598
...and you all were
trying to kill me.

825
00:44:42.127 --> 00:44:44.822
We all have not joined hands.
But we do want to kill you!

826
00:44:44.994 --> 00:44:46.253
Sameer!

827
00:44:48.346 --> 00:44:49.196
Sameer!

828
00:44:50.455 --> 00:44:53.042
What freedom are you fighting
for in the middle of the night?

829
00:44:53.501 --> 00:44:53.907
Huh?

830
00:44:54.191 --> 00:44:55.291
Actually...

831
00:44:56.386 --> 00:44:58.244
26th January is approaching
soon. I was rehearsing for that.

832
00:44:58.324 --> 00:45:00.010
I see! 26th January!

833
00:45:00.979 --> 00:45:02.481
It has gone. A few days ago.

834
00:45:03.501 --> 00:45:08.486
15th August is going to come.
- Yes. 15th August! 15th August!

835
00:45:08.835 --> 00:45:13.468
"Tell me one thing. You
are Sameer, aren't you?"

836
00:45:14.461 --> 00:45:16.741
No! I am Ajay Devgan! Why!

837
00:45:17.482 --> 00:45:21.115
"Grandpa, I am Sameer! Your
Sameer! Why are you asking?"

838
00:45:22.059 --> 00:45:24.647
Because since the time you
have returned from America...

839
00:45:25.608 --> 00:45:28.947
...you haven't asked about the box.

840
00:45:29.421 --> 00:45:35.799
"Box? Box! Yes, grandpa!
Where is the box? I forgot."

841
00:45:36.355 --> 00:45:40.194
That box is there. It
is where it should be.

842
00:45:40.961 --> 00:45:41.242
Hmm.

843
00:45:42.539 --> 00:45:44.473
You go to sleep. You go to sleep.

844
00:45:50.093 --> 00:45:51.119
What is there?

845
00:45:52.009 --> 00:45:53.702
"It is a mattress,
grandpa. Mattress."

846
00:45:54.099 --> 00:45:54.980
Mattress.

847
00:45:59.439 --> 00:46:00.490
Too much of dirt.

848
00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:01.867
Yes.

849
00:46:05.507 --> 00:46:10.117
Dry it in the sun.
Dry the mattress.

850
00:46:11.275 --> 00:46:12.692
"Jai Shree Krishna', grandpa!"

851
00:46:13.323 --> 00:46:15.825
Goodnight. Sleep tight.

852
00:46:16.007 --> 00:46:19.367
"Not box! If there was a pistol,
then I would have shot him."

853
00:46:21.277 --> 00:46:22.694
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!

854
00:46:23.549 --> 00:46:25.680
It's paining a lot? Where
is it hurting? Show me!

855
00:47:17.934 --> 00:47:19.227
Who is there? Who is there?

856
00:47:19.307 --> 00:47:21.126
I am there. What happened?

857
00:47:22.795 --> 00:47:24.795
Why did you whistle?
- Whistle?

858
00:47:26.082 --> 00:47:29.053
"Darling, after 40
years of marriage..."

859
00:47:29.907 --> 00:47:33.169
...husband can only shoot
his wife. But not whistle.

860
00:47:40.309 --> 00:47:42.165
Who is there? What happened?

861
00:47:42.952 --> 00:47:45.029
"Nothing, grandpa. Chinese cat."

862
00:47:45.109 --> 00:47:47.296
Chinese cat. Chinese cat.

863
00:47:47.345 --> 00:47:48.813
Cat!
- Go!

864
00:47:48.971 --> 00:47:50.445
"What?
- Grandpa, cat!"

865
00:47:50.810 --> 00:47:52.139
It will drink all the milk!

866
00:47:54.231 --> 00:47:55.255
"I am observing, dear."

867
00:47:55.919 --> 00:47:57.982
You have forgotten to
seek elder's blessings too.

868
00:47:58.603 --> 00:47:59.771
Come. Touch my feet.

869
00:47:59.890 --> 00:48:01.134
Actually... grandpa!

870
00:48:01.175 --> 00:48:04.668
What! Come! Come!
Seek my blessings.

871
00:48:05.057 --> 00:48:08.882
Actually... grandpa!
- What! Seek my blessings.

872
00:48:09.521 --> 00:48:13.334
Come! Seek my blessings! Come!

873
00:48:13.359 --> 00:48:14.118
Stand straight!

874
00:48:14.939 --> 00:48:16.712
Will you talk like
this with your grandpa?

875
00:48:17.153 --> 00:48:18.629
You will say stand straight! Fool!

876
00:48:18.933 --> 00:48:21.941
"I... was talking to God, grandpa."

877
00:48:22.021 --> 00:48:22.842
I was performing the veneration.

878
00:48:22.867 --> 00:48:24.889
Where you performing the
veneration or scolding your grandpa.

879
00:48:25.054 --> 00:48:28.591
Come! Come! Seek
my blessings! Come!

880
00:48:32.923 --> 00:48:33.633
What happened?

881
00:48:33.728 --> 00:48:36.366
"Chinese cat, grandpa!"

882
00:48:39.510 --> 00:48:40.129
Wow!

883
00:48:40.210 --> 00:48:41.196
Why are you sitting here?

884
00:48:41.276 --> 00:48:43.654
You know he is in trouble
there! What are you doing here!

885
00:48:46.394 --> 00:48:46.832
Oh, God!

886
00:48:47.235 --> 00:48:48.385
Mind-blowing!

887
00:48:53.094 --> 00:48:55.450
I had sent you guys to bring
him! What are you both doing here?

888
00:48:56.100 --> 00:48:57.639
We are seeing a rape.
- Where?

889
00:48:57.735 --> 00:48:58.535
There!

890
00:49:00.595 --> 00:49:01.996
We have found a good chance.

891
00:49:02.189 --> 00:49:04.002
We will save the
girl and impress her!

892
00:49:04.648 --> 00:49:06.406
Your idea is great!

893
00:49:06.482 --> 00:49:07.605
Let's go!
- Come on!

894
00:49:07.778 --> 00:49:08.263
Babies..

895
00:49:08.420 --> 00:49:09.311
Salman Khan is coming!

896
00:49:09.352 --> 00:49:11.323
Jackie Chan also!
- Wait! Wait!

897
00:49:17.785 --> 00:49:18.215
Buggers.

898
00:49:18.695 --> 00:49:20.205
I want to be Salman Khan.

899
00:49:20.230 --> 00:49:22.071
You all will make me P.T. Usha.

900
00:49:23.168 --> 00:49:24.423
What is the need to run?

901
00:49:25.547 --> 00:49:26.718
We will call the cap?

902
00:49:28.295 --> 00:49:29.245
Watchman?

903
00:49:31.627 --> 00:49:34.579
Police! Police! Yes! Nice
idea! We will call the police!

904
00:49:34.605 --> 00:49:35.321
Nonsense.

905
00:49:35.346 --> 00:49:37.105
First the heroes enter!
And then the police!

906
00:49:37.405 --> 00:49:39.154
Ring the bell! Ring the
bell! Where is the bell?

907
00:49:39.179 --> 00:49:41.361
Is it a temple?
- Oh yeah! From the back!

908
00:49:42.734 --> 00:49:45.935
"Wait, rapist! Your hero has come!"

909
00:49:46.175 --> 00:49:46.763
Hero?
- Yes.

910
00:49:46.882 --> 00:49:48.929
The hero breaks the glass and
makes the entry in the Hindi movies.

911
00:49:49.578 --> 00:49:51.564
It is a great idea!
- Who will be the scapegoat?

912
00:49:52.207 --> 00:49:52.857
Me!

913
00:49:56.255 --> 00:49:57.457
Mummy!

914
00:50:11.322 --> 00:50:12.601
Who are you all!

915
00:50:18.439 --> 00:50:19.747
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

916
00:50:20.392 --> 00:50:21.874
"Come on, boys! Come on."

917
00:50:37.629 --> 00:50:39.843
Are you looking at us angrily?
Or your face is like this?

918
00:50:41.024 --> 00:50:43.048
At least thank us for
saving you from the rapists.

919
00:50:43.732 --> 00:50:47.552
Shut up! Who are you all!
And how dare you all come in!

920
00:50:47.989 --> 00:50:49.962
You all ruined the rehearsals!
- Sorry!

921
00:50:50.856 --> 00:50:52.541
It implies they
were not raping you?

922
00:50:52.614 --> 00:50:55.028
Oh God! No! This is
the theme of our drama!

923
00:50:58.594 --> 00:51:00.489
What did I do?
- Aren't you ashamed!

924
00:51:00.692 --> 00:51:02.046
For spreading such rumors!

925
00:51:02.087 --> 00:51:05.963
Such a beautiful girl. Such...
- Item...

926
00:51:06.483 --> 00:51:11.973
Such a rich girl! Decent girl!

927
00:51:12.539 --> 00:51:14.073
I am ashamed of you guys!

928
00:51:16.457 --> 00:51:21.720
"Sorry, ma'am! I beg your pardon."

929
00:51:22.077 --> 00:51:26.214
"You... continue. Continue...
sir, continue raping her."

930
00:51:26.584 --> 00:51:27.936
Please! Please! Please! Go on!

931
00:51:28.531 --> 00:51:32.421
Please! Please! Go on! Please.
- Your sister is calling.

932
00:51:32.818 --> 00:51:35.599
Great! I didn't do anything.

933
00:51:36.868 --> 00:51:38.881
I am a decent man. I was
roaming on the terrace.

934
00:51:39.144 --> 00:51:41.825
"Drying my vessels.
Sorry, drying my clothes."

935
00:51:43.441 --> 00:51:44.332
He!
- Hey!

936
00:51:44.598 --> 00:51:45.522
He!
- No!

937
00:51:45.547 --> 00:51:47.350
He came and told me
that a girl is there...

938
00:51:47.375 --> 00:51:49.151
...and 4-5 guys
have pounced on her.

939
00:51:49.402 --> 00:51:50.608
Even I was wondering
that you don't rape...

940
00:51:50.688 --> 00:51:51.757
...by putting on the music system.

941
00:51:52.976 --> 00:51:54.299
I am very sorry.
This is not my fault.

942
00:51:55.010 --> 00:51:58.738
Liar! Cheater! I am sorry! Really!

943
00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:02.622
Not I! Not I! I came... he told me.

944
00:52:03.050 --> 00:52:06.098
He told me that a few guys
are raping that item girl.

945
00:52:06.413 --> 00:52:10.211
Let's go and help her.
To help her. To help her.

946
00:52:10.298 --> 00:52:13.657
Aren't you ashamed to spread such
cheap things about a decent girl?

947
00:52:13.793 --> 00:52:14.168
Hey!

948
00:52:14.235 --> 00:52:16.222
Keep quiet! God has given
you the ability to speak!

949
00:52:16.247 --> 00:52:18.252
It doesn't mean that you
will talk rubbish! Get out!

950
00:52:21.096 --> 00:52:22.421
She is asking you to leave. Come.

951
00:52:22.696 --> 00:52:24.454
I said get out!
- We are leaving!

952
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:32.518
"Excuse me, ma'am.
It is your fault."

953
00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:33.592
What do you mean?

954
00:52:34.109 --> 00:52:36.080
"Your acting was so
real, that we couldn't..."

955
00:52:36.105 --> 00:52:37.614
...stop ourselves from saving you.

956
00:52:45.047 --> 00:52:46.645
Gopal makes us toil so much.

957
00:52:46.965 --> 00:52:48.805
And he himself bosses
around and he relaxes.

958
00:52:48.869 --> 00:52:50.571
Hey You both are quiet!

959
00:52:50.596 --> 00:52:53.411
That's why I too am quiet.
Otherwise I would have...

960
00:52:56.526 --> 00:52:59.295
You guys can just threaten
and not do anything else.

961
00:52:59.911 --> 00:53:02.033
"If I lost my mind, then
I will break his teeth!"

962
00:53:04.847 --> 00:53:07.129
You guys are laughing! You
guys think that I am jesting!

963
00:53:07.335 --> 00:53:08.776
Let him come in front of me...

964
00:53:09.232 --> 00:53:11.559
"I will tell him that whatever
she is doing, that is fine."

965
00:53:12.105 --> 00:53:13.543
"And Gopal, these
two scoundrels..."

966
00:53:13.584 --> 00:53:14.939
...are provoking me
against you. Do you know?

967
00:53:17.290 --> 00:53:19.068
"If you will beat me, then
I won't wash the vessels."

968
00:53:20.977 --> 00:53:21.875
You are not washing it properly.

969
00:53:21.909 --> 00:53:23.679
"Look, this is not
clean. Clean it again."

970
00:53:24.074 --> 00:53:26.359
Come on! Come on! Come on!

971
00:53:28.958 --> 00:53:29.619
They both are blind.

972
00:53:29.644 --> 00:53:31.215
They won't know whether
it is clean or dirty.

973
00:53:31.433 --> 00:53:33.970
"Hail Ram! Hail Ram! Hail Ram!"

974
00:53:34.011 --> 00:53:36.479
"Hail Krishna! Hail
Krishna! Hail Krishna!"

975
00:53:36.774 --> 00:53:37.523
The worship is over?

976
00:53:39.478 --> 00:53:40.739
Isn't it strange?
- What happened?

977
00:53:40.819 --> 00:53:42.610
Since the time Sameer
has returned home...

978
00:53:43.163 --> 00:53:44.987
...he doesn't allow
us to do any work.

979
00:53:45.348 --> 00:53:46.636
He had stayed in America.

980
00:53:46.731 --> 00:53:48.562
And there you have to
do everything yourself.

981
00:53:48.863 --> 00:53:49.803
Really?
- Yes.

982
00:53:49.851 --> 00:53:51.735
"Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings, grandma."

983
00:53:51.776 --> 00:53:53.710
Niraali. Take the offerings.

984
00:53:55.376 --> 00:53:57.181
"Grandma, can I get some pickle?"

985
00:53:57.222 --> 00:53:58.178
There is enough!

986
00:53:58.390 --> 00:54:01.750
Your grandma's pickle
has still tied me here.

987
00:54:01.953 --> 00:54:03.181
Otherwise a long time back...

988
00:54:03.351 --> 00:54:06.473
Again you have started.
You sit. I will get the pickle.

989
00:54:06.498 --> 00:54:07.780
"Okay.
- Come, dear."

990
00:54:08.016 --> 00:54:09.098
"Come, grandpa."

991
00:54:10.128 --> 00:54:12.483
What's the matter?
Grandma seems to be very happy today.

992
00:54:12.620 --> 00:54:13.737
She is bound to be.

993
00:54:14.293 --> 00:54:16.509
"Her grandson, Sameer has
returned from America."

994
00:54:16.668 --> 00:54:18.047
Really!
- "Grandpa, did you call me?"

995
00:54:18.088 --> 00:54:21.223
I never called you.
You have come uninvited.

996
00:54:22.487 --> 00:54:23.211
You?

997
00:54:23.283 --> 00:54:25.727
"Grandpa, your hot water for
bathing is ready. Let's go."

998
00:54:25.815 --> 00:54:28.758
"Come, dear. With your
support... where did you go?"

999
00:54:28.783 --> 00:54:30.582
Come. It will get cold.
- Yes! Yes!

1000
00:54:31.811 --> 00:54:33.665
"Come. - Dear, you sit.
I will take a bath and come."

1001
00:54:33.706 --> 00:54:34.709
Come.
- Okay.

1002
00:54:35.143 --> 00:54:38.122
Is there a towel inside?
Or do I have to use my dhoti?

1003
00:54:38.163 --> 00:54:40.108
Go inside. Everything is there.

1004
00:54:44.068 --> 00:54:46.317
So you...
- There is so much work!

1005
00:54:46.916 --> 00:54:50.611
What! - I have to do grandpa
and grandma's work!

1006
00:54:54.159 --> 00:54:55.979
"By the way, what do
you do in America?"

1007
00:54:56.649 --> 00:55:03.078
I... I... in America...
I fly the kite. - What!

1008
00:55:03.772 --> 00:55:06.721
I mean I make kites.
I have a factory of kites.

1009
00:55:07.900 --> 00:55:11.052
Factory of kites! Strange!

1010
00:55:12.366 --> 00:55:14.483
"It is strange here.
But in America, it is in demand."

1011
00:55:14.524 --> 00:55:16.296
Less of flight and
more of kites fly.

1012
00:55:17.662 --> 00:55:18.624
Let's go out.

1013
00:55:20.589 --> 00:55:21.160
Please.

1014
00:55:21.352 --> 00:55:22.672
- I don't mind.
- Please, come.

1015
00:55:22.890 --> 00:55:23.543
Please come.

1016
00:55:25.575 --> 00:55:27.834
Your interest lies in what?

1017
00:55:28.110 --> 00:55:31.103
Did you hear that? Your
interest lies in what?

1018
00:55:31.620 --> 00:55:33.973
He has come down to kissing
in the first meeting.

1019
00:55:34.447 --> 00:55:35.760
Let's go and see what he is doing!
- Come!

1020
00:55:35.832 --> 00:55:38.046
I mean what is your hobby?

1021
00:55:38.222 --> 00:55:41.199
Music! Abhijeet Sawant!
He is my favorite!

1022
00:55:41.327 --> 00:55:42.257
Mine too.
- I see.

1023
00:55:42.321 --> 00:55:43.530
He plays guitar well.

1024
00:55:44.078 --> 00:55:46.781
Guitar? He is a singer! He sings.

1025
00:55:47.072 --> 00:55:47.810
Really?
- Yes.

1026
00:55:48.179 --> 00:55:50.240
Then who is the one who
plays the guitar in the back?

1027
00:55:50.297 --> 00:55:53.591
In the back? What do I know?
- Forget it!

1028
00:55:54.408 --> 00:55:59.625
That... your four sisters...
- Sisters?

1029
00:56:00.698 --> 00:56:02.976
I see! They! They
are not my sisters.

1030
00:56:03.017 --> 00:56:04.617
We all are paying
guest. We stay together.

1031
00:56:05.003 --> 00:56:07.582
I was wondering what
your father does. - What?

1032
00:56:08.133 --> 00:56:09.868
I mean what is his profession?

1033
00:56:10.838 --> 00:56:11.932
He has a business in Ahmedabad.

1034
00:56:12.050 --> 00:56:13.788
I see. And what do you do?

1035
00:56:14.276 --> 00:56:15.804
I want to be a fashion designer.

1036
00:56:16.003 --> 00:56:17.711
Right now I am awaiting my result.

1037
00:56:17.807 --> 00:56:20.325
By the way nowadays we are
organizing a couple's car race.

1038
00:56:20.431 --> 00:56:22.990
We will donate the money
to people affected by rains.

1039
00:56:24.466 --> 00:56:26.162
That day I too got
drenched so much.

1040
00:56:26.912 --> 00:56:28.007
But you were in America.

1041
00:56:28.235 --> 00:56:31.963
What! Yes! Yes! Come!
- You are a jolly person!

1042
00:56:36.398 --> 00:56:40.716
That day if I too had got drenched
here would you have helped me too?

1043
00:56:41.902 --> 00:56:42.902
Of course!

1044
00:56:43.944 --> 00:56:45.430
What I was saying...
- Yes.

1045
00:56:45.455 --> 00:56:49.016
The couple's car race that we are
organizing I had given this idea.

1046
00:56:49.258 --> 00:56:50.653
I love speed! You know!

1047
00:56:50.938 --> 00:56:53.346
And I will support
Monty in tomorrow's race.

1048
00:56:54.393 --> 00:56:56.287
Monty? Who? That rapist?

1049
00:56:58.022 --> 00:57:00.036
Yes. He is my good friend.
- I see!

1050
00:57:00.582 --> 00:57:02.263
And I am sure that he will win!

1051
00:57:03.254 --> 00:57:05.575
"By the way, I have
never been defeated."

1052
00:57:06.044 --> 00:57:08.299
Really? Then do one thing.

1053
00:57:08.676 --> 00:57:10.520
You too participate tomorrow.

1054
00:57:10.939 --> 00:57:12.428
Yes! -I don't have the license.

1055
00:57:14.788 --> 00:57:17.357
Somebody laughed.
- I don't have license of this place.

1056
00:57:17.645 --> 00:57:20.439
I have America's license.
I don't have license of this place.

1057
00:57:20.998 --> 00:57:22.567
So I was saying...

1058
00:57:22.608 --> 00:57:24.609
GRANDPA : Who has locked the
door from outside?

1059
00:57:25.934 --> 00:57:27.830
GRANDPA : Open the door!
- There!

1060
00:57:29.096 --> 00:57:32.680
I will come. You don't go.
- No! No! I am here only.

1061
00:57:33.213 --> 00:57:33.900
GRANDPA : Open the door.

1062
00:57:41.743 --> 00:57:43.410
Hi!
- You all...

1063
00:57:43.757 --> 00:57:45.405
We live here only.
- Here?

1064
00:57:46.567 --> 00:57:48.650
Actually we want to ask
many things from you.

1065
00:57:48.896 --> 00:57:50.939
"For the moment,
forgiveness will be fine."

1066
00:57:51.861 --> 00:57:53.218
Thank you. Sorry.

1067
00:57:56.171 --> 00:57:56.951
Me too.

1068
00:57:58.112 --> 00:58:00.727
Actually we ruined your rehearsal.

1069
00:58:01.076 --> 00:58:03.867
They couldn't even rape you
properly. Very sorry about that.

1070
00:58:04.474 --> 00:58:05.294
Its okay!

1071
00:58:07.561 --> 00:58:09.372
And you will not say sorry.
Right?

1072
00:58:10.432 --> 00:58:13.964
He will not speak! He will
never speak! He is like this.

1073
00:58:14.673 --> 00:58:18.142
"By the way let me introduce you
to my darling servant, Lucky."

1074
00:58:19.028 --> 00:58:23.258
"My laundry boy, Laxman.
And my cook, Madhav."

1075
00:58:23.717 --> 00:58:27.121
"Say hi, boys! Say hi!
- Hi!"

1076
00:58:27.510 --> 00:58:30.017
They are your servants!
They have worn good clothes.

1077
00:58:30.247 --> 00:58:32.596
I guess you pay them well.
- Actually I...

1078
00:58:34.525 --> 00:58:36.974
"Let's go, Niraali. We will talk
on the way. Come. - Okay."

1079
00:58:37.725 --> 00:58:40.328
Put this in the vase!
Come! Come! Come!

1080
00:58:40.443 --> 00:58:42.403
"Back to work, boys! Back to work!"

1081
00:58:43.468 --> 00:58:44.468
This Gopal!

1082
00:58:46.612 --> 00:58:48.833
He makes us the servant!
And he went away with her!

1083
00:58:50.062 --> 00:58:52.848
How far will he go? He doesn't
know how to drive the car.

1084
00:58:53.723 --> 00:58:55.678
I will win tomorrow's race.
- What do you mean?

1085
00:58:55.983 --> 00:58:57.896
And my trophy will be Niraali!

1086
00:58:58.166 --> 00:59:00.816
But where will the car
come for us useless people?

1087
00:59:02.512 --> 00:59:03.895
I will arrange for that too.

1088
00:59:07.727 --> 00:59:08.697
What are you doing?

1089
00:59:08.858 --> 00:59:11.139
"50! 50! How much! 50! '
MADHAV : Excuse me, sir."

1090
00:59:15.407 --> 00:59:17.367
Madhav!
- Hi!

1091
00:59:19.114 --> 00:59:19.883
Aren't you Madhav!

1092
00:59:20.002 --> 00:59:24.362
No! He is calling you Madhav!
Then he will call you Laxman!

1093
00:59:24.403 --> 00:59:28.912
Then he will call you
Gopal! No! Absolutely no!

1094
00:59:28.953 --> 00:59:31.644
This is Ceo.
- And that's Dinky!

1095
00:59:33.157 --> 00:59:34.838
"Madhav, did he recognize us?"

1096
00:59:34.915 --> 00:59:35.384
Uhh?

1097
00:59:36.022 --> 00:59:37.404
What is the lady saying?

1098
00:59:37.453 --> 00:59:39.458
She is saying that
she wants a nice car.

1099
00:59:39.538 --> 00:59:43.177
A car that will suit my Dinky!
- Oh!

1100
00:59:43.820 --> 00:59:47.211
"I see! Ma'am, look
at this. 1965 model!"

1101
00:59:49.220 --> 00:59:52.937
"Ceo, is he talking about the
car" or telling us his birthday!

1102
00:59:55.184 --> 00:59:57.582
Dinky is so funny! She is so funny!

1103
00:59:57.607 --> 00:59:59.905
Ceo. Really! Come here!

1104
01:00:01.487 --> 01:00:08.072
"Ma'am, look at that. A
nice model. Just like you."

1105
01:00:08.321 --> 01:00:10.149
Let's see the model. Forget her.

1106
01:00:10.255 --> 01:00:11.205
- Come.
- Come.

1107
01:00:11.394 --> 01:00:13.034
"Na Na Na"
- Oh!

1108
01:00:13.110 --> 01:00:15.273
Look at this! The
latest and speed car!

1109
01:00:16.009 --> 01:00:17.518
It is in demand in the market.

1110
01:00:17.969 --> 01:00:20.506
And there is no such
goods in the market too.

1111
01:00:20.632 --> 01:00:22.923
"We don't want goods, we
want car. We have goods."

1112
01:00:24.026 --> 01:00:25.530
And I will have to test drive it.

1113
01:00:25.719 --> 01:00:27.102
Yes. Can we test drive it? Please.

1114
01:00:27.175 --> 01:00:28.800
Let's take a test drive.
- Thank you.

1115
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:30.166
Will you sit on my lap?

1116
01:00:30.703 --> 01:00:32.244
- Hold this!
- Oops!

1117
01:00:33.048 --> 01:00:35.141
Take the chequebook.
Fill in the amount.

1118
01:00:35.237 --> 01:00:36.999
"See you soon.
- Bye, cartoon."

1119
01:00:37.813 --> 01:00:39.550
Oops! Sorry, wrong man!

1120
01:00:40.169 --> 01:00:41.481
- Bye, sweetie!
- Come on."

1121
01:00:44.174 --> 01:00:45.242
"Careful, Dinky."

1122
01:00:48.292 --> 01:00:54.284
Dinky! Take a small
test drive. Dinky!

1123
01:00:55.745 --> 01:00:56.984
"Golmaal!"

1124
01:00:58.989 --> 01:01:00.726
Receipt for Ganpati's charity.

1125
01:01:01.756 --> 01:01:04.931
"Hey, Dinky! You conned me!"

1126
01:01:06.329 --> 01:01:07.537
"Good afternoon, friends!"

1127
01:01:08.164 --> 01:01:11.601
Welcome to Castrol
GTX motor chase 2006.

1128
01:01:12.099 --> 01:01:14.003
We are thankful to all of you.

1129
01:01:14.140 --> 01:01:16.228
That you all participated
in this rally for...

1130
01:01:16.308 --> 01:01:19.011
...the 26th July Rainfall Relief.

1131
01:01:19.407 --> 01:01:23.154
And to increase the
excitement of this race's...

1132
01:01:23.368 --> 01:01:27.271
...the winner of this race will
receive a cheque prize of 5 lakhs.

1133
01:01:31.597 --> 01:01:33.202
You won't be able to defeat Monty.

1134
01:01:33.781 --> 01:01:34.981
He seems to be a professional.

1135
01:01:35.247 --> 01:01:37.864
Even I am a professional!
Look at my idea!

1136
01:01:38.415 --> 01:01:39.095
Yey! Baby!

1137
01:01:48.224 --> 01:01:49.361
"Golmaal."

1138
01:02:22.607 --> 01:02:24.081
Come on!

1139
01:02:32.724 --> 01:02:33.464
"Golmaal!"

1140
01:02:33.489 --> 01:02:34.339
Faster!

1141
01:02:58.640 --> 01:02:59.890
Faster! Faster!

1142
01:03:15.206 --> 01:03:16.556
Got the steering! Got it.

1143
01:04:27.062 --> 01:04:27.867
Hi!

1144
01:04:28.938 --> 01:04:29.453
Hi!

1145
01:04:46.657 --> 01:04:48.073
Its petrol is not getting over.

1146
01:04:48.235 --> 01:04:48.935
What

1147
01:04:51.499 --> 01:04:52.794
Our petrol will get over!

1148
01:05:11.214 --> 01:05:13.638
Monty! The petrol is over! Oh God!

1149
01:05:13.735 --> 01:05:15.135
What is happening!

1150
01:05:15.802 --> 01:05:16.684
Run quickly!

1151
01:05:16.754 --> 01:05:17.616
Why are you not saying anything?

1152
01:05:20.635 --> 01:05:22.529
There is so much
petrol in your car!

1153
01:05:26.870 --> 01:05:27.720
Please!

1154
01:05:28.683 --> 01:05:30.233
My honor is at stake!

1155
01:05:30.528 --> 01:05:32.113
Come on! Come on! Come on!

1156
01:05:32.276 --> 01:05:34.683
Come on! Come on! Come on!

1157
01:05:36.892 --> 01:05:38.506
Come on! Come on! Come on!

1158
01:05:40.887 --> 01:05:44.456
For Niraali's sake! Come
on! A little bit more!

1159
01:05:44.576 --> 01:05:45.232
Little more.

1160
01:05:45.429 --> 01:05:45.945
Come on.

1161
01:05:49.926 --> 01:05:51.119
We won!

1162
01:05:51.879 --> 01:05:52.582
Amazing.

1163
01:05:57.782 --> 01:05:58.732
Nonsense!

1164
01:05:59.853 --> 01:06:00.915
I saw your driving!

1165
01:06:00.956 --> 01:06:03.150
You should participate in a
bullock race! Not a car race!

1166
01:06:04.561 --> 01:06:07.473
"Niraali, I don't know how the
petrol got over in the car."

1167
01:06:07.596 --> 01:06:08.757
If you don't have the
money to buy the petrol...

1168
01:06:08.798 --> 01:06:10.159
...then why did you
participate in the car race!

1169
01:06:10.239 --> 01:06:12.330
Relax!
- You have made a mockery of me too!

1170
01:06:12.371 --> 01:06:13.709
We are meeting for lunch.
I will explain then.

1171
01:06:13.984 --> 01:06:16.340
Lunch and with you! I will
not even have tea with you!

1172
01:06:17.469 --> 01:06:18.869
"Niraali, listen!"

1173
01:06:20.523 --> 01:06:22.704
Leave me! Leave me!

1174
01:06:23.869 --> 01:06:28.589
Now I call on stage the winner
of Castrol GTX motor chase 2006.

1175
01:06:28.962 --> 01:06:30.750
Mr. Madhav Singh Ghai!

1176
01:06:30.945 --> 01:06:35.668
Madhav! - Madhav!
- Madhav! - Madhav!

1177
01:06:38.862 --> 01:06:39.347
Yes!

1178
01:06:39.784 --> 01:06:41.334
Thank you! Thank you!

1179
01:06:42.894 --> 01:06:45.886
And here comes the
cheque of 5 lakhs.

1180
01:06:52.225 --> 01:06:54.533
Yeah! Yeah!

1181
01:06:54.907 --> 01:06:59.357
Now as decided Mr. Madhav
Singh will donate the amount...

1182
01:06:59.750 --> 01:07:02.862
...to 26th July Rainfall
Relief Charitable Trust.

1183
01:07:13.504 --> 01:07:15.577
Wow! He is so handsome. No?

1184
01:07:15.602 --> 01:07:17.363
"You are also not
any less, darling!"

1185
01:07:17.509 --> 01:07:18.935
Will you come for 9-12?

1186
01:07:21.803 --> 01:07:24.605
You! It is your
hobby to tease girls!

1187
01:07:25.075 --> 01:07:25.993
Shut up!

1188
01:07:30.488 --> 01:07:33.098
Why didn't you tell her
something? You can't speak.

1189
01:07:35.177 --> 01:07:37.164
I was just jesting!
Why are you feeling bad?

1190
01:07:41.135 --> 01:07:42.841
You know! You should be driving.

1191
01:07:45.561 --> 01:07:48.702
Do you know Shubash Ghai?
He is my close relative.

1192
01:07:49.424 --> 01:07:52.019
But he is not launching me.
And I want to be an actor.

1193
01:07:52.257 --> 01:07:55.707
So unwillingly I only have to
produce and direct the film.

1194
01:07:56.097 --> 01:07:57.485
'Uima! '
- What happened?

1195
01:07:58.223 --> 01:08:00.238
It is the name of my
movie! My movie's name!

1196
01:08:00.484 --> 01:08:01.888
And I am the hero.

1197
01:08:02.312 --> 01:08:03.768
Then what were you
doing in Shanti Niketan?

1198
01:08:03.807 --> 01:08:05.104
Ohh...

1199
01:08:05.458 --> 01:08:07.019
I am a method actor! Method actor!

1200
01:08:07.724 --> 01:08:10.365
You see I am making
a movie on servants.

1201
01:08:10.679 --> 01:08:13.765
And I wanted to know
servants closely. Yes!

1202
01:08:13.929 --> 01:08:16.684
I see! So you are a perfectionist?

1203
01:08:16.917 --> 01:08:18.631
Always! Always!

1204
01:08:18.875 --> 01:08:22.365
You must have seen how I had
stopped at the race line. - Yes!

1205
01:08:22.445 --> 01:08:25.256
Neither in the front nor
on the back. Just perfect.

1206
01:08:25.281 --> 01:08:25.884
Right?

1207
01:08:26.239 --> 01:08:28.385
Do you have lunch? Will
you have lunch with me?

1208
01:08:28.534 --> 01:08:31.570
Today I... I mean...
- No! No! No!

1209
01:08:32.414 --> 01:08:34.744
"Look, my perfectionist
heart will break."

1210
01:08:35.176 --> 01:08:37.347
Like how you broke
the petrol's tank.

1211
01:08:39.370 --> 01:08:41.275
"Golmaal!"

1212
01:08:42.314 --> 01:08:42.736
Oh my god!

1213
01:08:43.226 --> 01:08:44.074
Its mine!

1214
01:08:44.331 --> 01:08:46.043
"This prize belongs
to you, Niraali."

1215
01:08:47.013 --> 01:08:49.823
This fool had made
a hole in your tank!

1216
01:08:50.581 --> 01:08:53.038
So that you lose this race!

1217
01:08:54.983 --> 01:08:57.509
His face is like mine!
There is another like me!

1218
01:08:57.596 --> 01:09:01.756
Idiot! I had taught you driving!
- Liar!

1219
01:09:01.836 --> 01:09:03.181
Not to cheat!
- You are lying!

1220
01:09:03.222 --> 01:09:04.653
What I thought of you and
what you turned out to be!

1221
01:09:05.764 --> 01:09:06.919
"Let it be, Niraali."

1222
01:09:07.300 --> 01:09:09.333
It is futile to lock horns
with such filthy people.

1223
01:09:09.452 --> 01:09:12.300
"We will spoil our mood. Come,
I will escort you home. Come."

1224
01:09:12.580 --> 01:09:13.332
You can sit anywhere.

1225
01:09:13.373 --> 01:09:15.601
I will not spare you!

1226
01:09:19.164 --> 01:09:19.593
Excuse me!

1227
01:09:20.768 --> 01:09:23.019
Lunch? What about lunch?
Where are you going?

1228
01:09:53.211 --> 01:09:55.192
We will have to do something
about this Gopal kid!

1229
01:09:55.998 --> 01:09:58.513
What about the kid?
He is still not born?

1230
01:09:59.031 --> 01:10:00.318
Do something about Gopal.

1231
01:10:02.416 --> 01:10:03.751
But what can you do?

1232
01:10:05.498 --> 01:10:07.211
You want to say that
I can't do anything!

1233
01:10:07.291 --> 01:10:08.730
No! No! You can do something.

1234
01:10:09.149 --> 01:10:13.557
In front of him you
can plead and implore.

1235
01:10:14.292 --> 01:10:16.912
"You are talking
too much, you dumb!"

1236
01:10:17.105 --> 01:10:18.369
What is his fault?

1237
01:10:18.776 --> 01:10:21.811
Vent out your anger on him.
If you have masculine powers.

1238
01:10:21.921 --> 01:10:22.538
Then.

1239
01:10:23.837 --> 01:10:27.507
I have masculine powers.
I will not spare him!

1240
01:10:27.847 --> 01:10:29.289
Try it.
- You too!

1241
01:10:29.369 --> 01:10:32.016
Yes! That day Gopal call you a
'Bawarchi' (cook) in front of Niraali.

1242
01:10:32.235 --> 01:10:35.343
"Still you kept quiet.
Yes, but what can you do?"

1243
01:10:36.251 --> 01:10:37.770
You know why I kept quiet that day!

1244
01:10:40.191 --> 01:10:41.947
Because 'Bawarchi'
was a great success!

1245
01:10:42.506 --> 01:10:44.624
So many people have
remade that movie!

1246
01:10:45.106 --> 01:10:47.040
Otherwise I wouldn't
have spared him! I swear!

1247
01:10:47.437 --> 01:10:47.863
Yes.

1248
01:10:47.888 --> 01:10:50.889
"In spite of wining the race,
you couldn't impress the girl."

1249
01:10:51.651 --> 01:10:53.251
"But what can he do, Lucky?"

1250
01:10:54.901 --> 01:10:56.460
You are talking too much!

1251
01:11:00.232 --> 01:11:01.557
Listen!
- Forget it!

1252
01:11:01.582 --> 01:11:02.981
But what can you do?

1253
01:11:03.639 --> 01:11:04.690
What I can do!

1254
01:11:05.815 --> 01:11:08.642
I... have decided.
- You have made a correct decision.

1255
01:11:09.176 --> 01:11:10.142
You can't do anything!

1256
01:11:10.183 --> 01:11:11.971
I can't do anything!
I can't do anything!

1257
01:11:12.012 --> 01:11:14.153
Now I will show you
what I can do! I will...

1258
01:11:16.965 --> 01:11:17.947
What can I do?

1259
01:11:20.895 --> 01:11:22.402
What can I do?

1260
01:11:23.455 --> 01:11:25.792
"You can break his
bones, break his teeth..."

1261
01:11:25.833 --> 01:11:28.593
"...make him crippled, if
you are one father's son."

1262
01:11:29.470 --> 01:11:31.374
No! - What?
You are not one father's son!

1263
01:11:31.599 --> 01:11:34.706
Not that! All this used
to happen in 1980's movies.

1264
01:11:34.794 --> 01:11:40.217
Breaking legs. I will break his skull!
It is a slow torturous death!

1265
01:11:41.558 --> 01:11:44.224
Really? He is exaggerating.

1266
01:11:45.881 --> 01:11:46.700
What did dumb say?

1267
01:11:46.741 --> 01:11:48.649
He is saying that you
are doing the right thing!

1268
01:11:52.526 --> 01:11:54.272
We can't say that in front of him!

1269
01:11:58.781 --> 01:12:00.423
See to it that he doesn't survive.

1270
01:12:00.503 --> 01:12:02.817
If he survives then
we won't survive.

1271
01:12:04.198 --> 01:12:05.270
Are you encouraging
me or scaring me?

1272
01:12:05.311 --> 01:12:06.394
No. You be strong.

1273
01:12:08.138 --> 01:12:08.998
You just wait.

1274
01:12:09.078 --> 01:12:11.642
I will smash his skull in such
a way that he will become blind.

1275
01:12:12.012 --> 01:12:13.864
He will keep on saying
sorry for his entire life.

1276
01:12:14.271 --> 01:12:16.434
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

1277
01:12:16.967 --> 01:12:18.313
His skull will smash.

1278
01:12:18.393 --> 01:12:20.476
Good! He will become blink.
You will go in the prison.

1279
01:12:20.517 --> 01:12:22.473
I am not interested in
this. Niraali will be mine.

1280
01:12:22.695 --> 01:12:23.994
Hey!
- He has come!

1281
01:12:26.946 --> 01:12:29.007
Hey! I want to pee!

1282
01:12:30.038 --> 01:12:31.810
"Fine, I will keep
the bathroom ready."

1283
01:12:31.890 --> 01:12:33.084
You first go and smash his head!
- Thank you.

1284
01:12:46.355 --> 01:12:48.523
I thrash him! I thrash
him! Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

1285
01:12:48.610 --> 01:12:51.934
Let's go and check! Come!
- We are with you! Come!

1286
01:12:56.422 --> 01:12:57.177
Hide your face.

1287
01:12:57.415 --> 01:12:59.806
What have you done?
I think you have killed him!

1288
01:13:00.189 --> 01:13:01.721
I didn't kill him.
I just smashed with the rod.

1289
01:13:01.801 --> 01:13:03.551
But you were only
going to make him blind.

1290
01:13:04.013 --> 01:13:05.191
He is lying unconscious.

1291
01:13:06.921 --> 01:13:07.343
Who is he?

1292
01:13:09.223 --> 01:13:10.087
Did you see a ghost?

1293
01:13:10.160 --> 01:13:10.678
No

1294
01:13:11.881 --> 01:13:12.729
Who is he!

1295
01:13:17.846 --> 01:13:18.552
What is he saying?

1296
01:13:18.632 --> 01:13:20.327
"Today you won't say
anything, my friend."

1297
01:13:22.240 --> 01:13:23.648
He is saying that he is hungry.

1298
01:13:30.255 --> 01:13:30.816
Keep quiet!

1299
01:13:33.196 --> 01:13:34.750
I will...
- Where did he go?

1300
01:13:35.831 --> 01:13:38.547
I am asking who was he!
- Is grandpa in some mess?

1301
01:13:40.688 --> 01:13:42.412
I didn't expect this from grandma.

1302
01:13:42.797 --> 01:13:45.183
No! It could be grandpa too.

1303
01:13:46.042 --> 01:13:47.667
But Gopal you are very nice.

1304
01:13:47.992 --> 01:13:50.354
"Nobody will hit you with the
rod. Come, I will serve dinner."

1305
01:13:50.395 --> 01:13:52.164
Have you cooked the dinner?
- You have become so thin.

1306
01:14:04.504 --> 01:14:07.556
You go. You take a holiday.
You can't do anything.

1307
01:14:08.590 --> 01:14:12.316
Go somewhere. I have
some other plan. Go.

1308
01:14:12.906 --> 01:14:13.289
Go.

1309
01:14:14.509 --> 01:14:15.657
Hail Mother Mary!

1310
01:14:17.070 --> 01:14:17.672
Get lost.

1311
01:14:26.651 --> 01:14:27.954
"Grandpa, shall I do more?"

1312
01:14:32.156 --> 01:14:35.538
"Grandpa, have you
quarreled with somebody?"

1313
01:14:36.670 --> 01:14:37.463
Quarreled?

1314
01:14:38.096 --> 01:14:40.021
Where will the blind
man go to fight?

1315
01:14:41.209 --> 01:14:43.956
It is an extended life. We
are fighting with ourselves.

1316
01:14:44.429 --> 01:14:47.535
I mean loan or something?

1317
01:14:48.460 --> 01:14:54.442
I had given a loan. To
your father. He repaid that.

1318
01:14:55.318 --> 01:14:56.323
He sent you here.

1319
01:15:00.968 --> 01:15:02.368
Grandpa! Grandma!

1320
01:15:04.021 --> 01:15:04.771
I am back.

1321
01:15:05.076 --> 01:15:06.426
You have arrived.

1322
01:15:06.863 --> 01:15:07.465
Hmm.

1323
01:15:14.284 --> 01:15:15.081
Oh!

1324
01:15:15.228 --> 01:15:17.297
You have arrived.
- Grandmother, grandfather."

1325
01:15:17.422 --> 01:15:18.559
Bless you bless you.

1326
01:15:18.955 --> 01:15:21.585
How did you come back again?
- By ship.

1327
01:15:22.199 --> 01:15:22.668
Okay.

1328
01:15:23.367 --> 01:15:24.462
Did you not have the
money to come in a flight?

1329
01:15:24.503 --> 01:15:26.534
"I had grandfather,
I was just going..."

1330
01:15:26.575 --> 01:15:28.864
...to set up my business but
my fate turned against me.

1331
01:15:29.108 --> 01:15:30.581
All of it became Loss Angeles.

1332
01:15:32.447 --> 01:15:33.548
Los angeles.

1333
01:15:33.847 --> 01:15:35.904
"Sameer, this is
our servant Pandu."

1334
01:15:36.249 --> 01:15:39.488
"Okay Mr. Pandurang, when
will you go back now?"

1335
01:15:40.139 --> 01:15:41.859
"Come on grandfather,
now I will..."

1336
01:15:41.900 --> 01:15:44.236
...spend the rest of my
life here near your feet.

1337
01:15:44.307 --> 01:15:46.286
The poor guy works and saves...

1338
01:15:46.327 --> 01:15:48.669
...up money and then goes
to Dubai to do business.

1339
01:15:48.906 --> 01:15:50.996
And then looses everything
and comes back here.

1340
01:15:53.369 --> 01:15:54.761
What is this grandfather?
What is this?

1341
01:15:54.841 --> 01:15:57.222
I went for a few day and
you kept a new servant.

1342
01:15:57.247 --> 01:15:57.957
Not fair.

1343
01:15:58.402 --> 01:16:01.616
This is not a servant this is our
grandson Sameer. - Stupid.

1344
01:16:01.833 --> 01:16:04.239
You had seen him in the childhood.

1345
01:16:04.515 --> 01:16:05.964
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."

1346
01:16:06.253 --> 01:16:09.878
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.

1347
01:16:10.941 --> 01:16:13.236
"Sameer, you are so grown up now."

1348
01:16:13.577 --> 01:16:15.596
You have become a
man no from a child.

1349
01:16:15.782 --> 01:16:17.654
Even you have become
a monkey from a man.

1350
01:16:18.163 --> 01:16:20.153
Who are you?
- He is Sameer.

1351
01:16:20.492 --> 01:16:21.755
You had seen him in the childhood.

1352
01:16:21.796 --> 01:16:23.491
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."

1353
01:16:23.532 --> 01:16:26.141
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.

1354
01:16:27.786 --> 01:16:29.073
"Oh, this is Sameer."

1355
01:16:30.979 --> 01:16:32.690
Who is this?
- He is Sameer.

1356
01:16:33.074 --> 01:16:34.389
You had seen him in the childhood.

1357
01:16:34.430 --> 01:16:36.137
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."

1358
01:16:36.178 --> 01:16:38.944
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.

1359
01:16:39.916 --> 01:16:42.049
"Okay, he is Sameer, he is Sameer."

1360
01:16:42.308 --> 01:16:42.863
GRANDPA : Yes.

1361
01:16:42.976 --> 01:16:44.148
He is Sameer.

1362
01:16:46.191 --> 01:16:49.293
He is Sameer.
- Who is this?

1363
01:16:49.473 --> 01:16:51.009
I told you that I am Sameer.

1364
01:16:51.081 --> 01:16:52.294
You had seen him in the childhood.

1365
01:16:52.335 --> 01:16:54.225
"He used to eat
lollypop, used to..."

1366
01:16:54.360 --> 01:16:56.712
...wear half pant and used
to do a lot of mischief.

1367
01:16:56.875 --> 01:16:59.731
Correct.
- I accept that you are Sameer.

1368
01:16:59.819 --> 01:17:01.489
But who are the remaining three?

1369
01:17:01.615 --> 01:17:02.177
Three?

1370
01:17:02.622 --> 01:17:05.486
You have come drunk again
in this house Pandurang.

1371
01:17:05.558 --> 01:17:07.206
That is why I was
thinking grandfather...

1372
01:17:07.255 --> 01:17:08.835
...that why is he shaking so much.

1373
01:17:09.243 --> 01:17:10.748
You keep quiet.

1374
01:17:11.157 --> 01:17:13.286
"Grandfather,
grandfather not three..."

1375
01:17:13.327 --> 01:17:15.141
...but there are four Sameer's.

1376
01:17:15.221 --> 01:17:16.473
Grandfather he can
see four Sameers now.

1377
01:17:16.543 --> 01:17:16.934
Four?

1378
01:17:17.402 --> 01:17:19.168
What have you mixed Pandurang.

1379
01:17:19.538 --> 01:17:22.176
Tell me what did
you drink? Tell me!

1380
01:17:22.337 --> 01:17:24.664
Grandfather, I did not mix
anything I swear by my mother.

1381
01:17:24.705 --> 01:17:26.387
You are swearing by
your mother after being drunk.

1382
01:17:26.506 --> 01:17:29.561
"Grandfather I will show you,
I mean I will let you smell."

1383
01:17:32.115 --> 01:17:34.989
What happened? - Grandfather
he cannot even walk properly.

1384
01:17:35.402 --> 01:17:38.372
It is useless to talk to him.
- Listen we have to go to the temple.

1385
01:17:38.575 --> 01:17:39.192
Yes.

1386
01:17:39.295 --> 01:17:41.622
Sameer dear. - Yes.
- Will you take us?

1387
01:17:43.536 --> 01:17:45.218
This Pandu has become useless.

1388
01:17:49.040 --> 01:17:50.615
You passport size photo.

1389
01:17:51.059 --> 01:17:54.005
If you want to live here
then mind your own business.

1390
01:18:05.076 --> 01:18:08.212
"Sameer dear, today my
wish is finally fulfilled."

1391
01:18:08.896 --> 01:18:11.834
"Here take this, break
this into small..."

1392
01:18:12.300 --> 01:18:14.145
...changes and distribute
them in the poor.

1393
01:18:14.389 --> 01:18:15.890
It is a thousand rupees note.

1394
01:18:16.542 --> 01:18:17.019
Come.

1395
01:18:20.165 --> 01:18:22.956
"Sorry grandmother, but
I am the biggest poor here."

1396
01:18:24.044 --> 01:18:24.878
Sorry Lord.

1397
01:18:28.639 --> 01:18:30.527
"It is the last.
- Oh Lord, oh Lord."

1398
01:18:30.972 --> 01:18:34.613
"Grandfather you, I as
about to come to your house."

1399
01:18:34.819 --> 01:18:36.497
"Why, is all the pickles finished?"

1400
01:18:37.230 --> 01:18:38.917
"No, no actually
there is a dance..."

1401
01:18:38.958 --> 01:18:41.106
...competition in my college in
which I am going to take part.

1402
01:18:41.290 --> 01:18:43.448
And I want to win this
competition at any cost.

1403
01:18:43.523 --> 01:18:43.726
Yes.

1404
01:18:43.842 --> 01:18:45.447
That is why I wanted your blessing.

1405
01:18:47.282 --> 01:18:48.621
You do have our blessings.

1406
01:18:48.662 --> 01:18:50.150
"You will surely win it, okay."

1407
01:18:50.399 --> 01:18:52.297
Okay but only blessings will not do.
- Then?

1408
01:18:52.338 --> 01:18:53.655
Both of you will also have to come.

1409
01:18:53.890 --> 01:18:56.169
"Dear, both of us cannot
come, Sameer is there."

1410
01:18:56.249 --> 01:18:58.545
Sameer will surely come.

1411
01:18:58.624 --> 01:18:59.116
Okay?

1412
01:18:59.506 --> 01:19:00.391
"All the best, dear."

1413
01:19:00.476 --> 01:19:01.422
- Come home. Okay.
- All the best, dear.

1414
01:19:04.083 --> 01:19:06.285
"No, because they
are blind they..."

1415
01:19:06.480 --> 01:19:08.063
...brought me here
thinking that I was Sameer.

1416
01:19:08.389 --> 01:19:10.035
"I did not want to
hurt them, you..."

1417
01:19:10.076 --> 01:19:11.609
...also please don't
tell them anything.

1418
01:19:11.808 --> 01:19:14.220
For some time even I will get the
love of grandfather and grandmother.

1419
01:19:14.747 --> 01:19:17.927
"And yes, best of luck
for the dance competition."

1420
01:19:18.485 --> 01:19:21.245
I will pray to Lord that
he should make you win.

1421
01:19:21.594 --> 01:19:24.596
- Thank you. Bye.
- Bye, see you."

1422
01:19:49.604 --> 01:19:50.758
What were you searching for?

1423
01:19:50.871 --> 01:19:51.394
Umm...

1424
01:19:51.770 --> 01:19:54.603
Four anas, it had fallen."
I was searching for it.

1425
01:19:56.611 --> 01:19:58.613
He is saying that you had not
come in this room yesterday.

1426
01:19:58.928 --> 01:20:00.007
When did he say?

1427
01:20:02.824 --> 01:20:05.374
"The wind was blowing,
the four anas..."

1428
01:20:05.415 --> 01:20:06.960
...must have come here
I will look for it later.

1429
01:20:07.070 --> 01:20:13.256
"Listen, what were
you searching for?"

1430
01:20:13.840 --> 01:20:17.308
- Me, nothing.
- If I will hit you even once."

1431
01:20:17.997 --> 01:20:19.797
Then you will break up into pieces.

1432
01:20:19.960 --> 01:20:22.317
I told you that I was not
searching for anything.

1433
01:20:22.664 --> 01:20:24.752
You people.
- Have you ever seen a gang?

1434
01:20:26.738 --> 01:20:30.438
No. - Do you want
to see? - Okay.

1435
01:20:40.881 --> 01:20:44.621
You don't know what a big
mistake you all are making.

1436
01:20:45.324 --> 01:20:47.863
If I hit you even once from the
back of my hand you will die.

1437
01:20:48.434 --> 01:20:49.887
There is also no hospital nearby.

1438
01:20:54.895 --> 01:20:56.374
I will go I will go.

1439
01:21:22.895 --> 01:21:24.976
I will go and teach him a lesson.

1440
01:21:25.883 --> 01:21:26.862
I understood.

1441
01:21:38.705 --> 01:21:40.971
You go.
- You are the hero.

1442
01:21:42.203 --> 01:21:44.102
That is why I don't
want to get beaten up.

1443
01:21:46.479 --> 01:21:48.261
Let us forgive him.
- You can go we forgive you.

1444
01:21:48.317 --> 01:21:50.206
You give and look
for your four annas.

1445
01:21:50.231 --> 01:21:50.605
- Go.
- Go.

1446
01:22:09.832 --> 01:22:13.120
"You lizards, gang bang."

1447
01:22:13.155 --> 01:22:16.508
I banged the whole banged together.

1448
01:22:16.588 --> 01:22:21.072
"Get up, it is your good luck
that I am not well today."

1449
01:22:21.295 --> 01:22:22.884
Otherwise I would have beaten...

1450
01:22:22.923 --> 01:22:25.336
"...so badly, I would have
bitten you so badly, get up."

1451
01:22:29.589 --> 01:22:30.649
Get up.

1452
01:22:38.005 --> 01:22:40.113
Seems like the blind man has put...

1453
01:22:40.473 --> 01:22:42.898
...together an army or eunuchs.

1454
01:22:53.190 --> 01:22:54.726
Wait!

1455
01:23:22.689 --> 01:23:26.865
"What did he say?
- He is saying that, wait!"

1456
01:23:32.025 --> 01:23:33.228
MADHAV: Scaring us with his snake moves.

1457
01:23:40.910 --> 01:23:41.817
PANDURANG: I'll swallow you all.

1458
01:23:45.440 --> 01:23:46.292
MADHAV: You will swallow us?

1459
01:23:46.576 --> 01:23:50.008
I'll show you. - Take this
kick!

1460
01:23:52.077 --> 01:23:53.014
MADHAV: Did you see Superman or not?

1461
01:24:05.021 --> 01:24:07.019
This is called gangbang.

1462
01:24:15.092 --> 01:24:16.500
What were you searching for?

1463
01:24:17.577 --> 01:24:19.612
A suitcase and the key to its lock.

1464
01:24:21.111 --> 01:24:23.808
You work here isn't it? Don't
you know where the suitcase is?

1465
01:24:24.410 --> 01:24:24.890
Keep a distance.

1466
01:24:25.659 --> 01:24:28.477
The old man. The old
man is very cunning.

1467
01:24:28.648 --> 01:24:31.015
He can hide the suitcase anywhere.

1468
01:24:31.056 --> 01:24:33.263
Manner less, aren't you ashamed
that you call your master cunning.

1469
01:24:33.890 --> 01:24:35.233
Come on get out of here.

1470
01:24:35.274 --> 01:24:37.073
Or I will put you in the
cooker and sound the whistle.

1471
01:24:37.098 --> 01:24:37.897
Aah!

1472
01:24:38.288 --> 01:24:40.604
Tell him to talk with respect okay.

1473
01:24:40.990 --> 01:24:42.915
Stupid he is talking to you
with respect. - I see.

1474
01:24:43.251 --> 01:24:45.112
"Aren't you ashamed, the house..."

1475
01:24:45.153 --> 01:24:47.367
...where you grew up you
look to break that house.

1476
01:24:47.408 --> 01:24:48.656
"You Shakti Kapoor,
and you are doing that."

1477
01:24:50.443 --> 01:24:51.967
I will see everybody.
- First take...

1478
01:24:52.008 --> 01:24:53.375
...your hands out of your
pants then see everybody.

1479
01:24:53.455 --> 01:24:55.576
Leave him. - Made me
Charlie Chaplin from a snake.

1480
01:24:58.006 --> 01:24:59.568
Suitcase.
-Suitcase. - Suitcase.

1481
01:25:00.348 --> 01:25:01.870
I don't even have one percent time.

1482
01:25:01.950 --> 01:25:03.923
Tomorrow there is a dance competition
and I have to practice for that.

1483
01:25:04.186 --> 01:25:06.623
Dance competition.
-Dance competition. - Quiet.

1484
01:25:09.064 --> 01:25:10.021
Grass cutting competition.

1485
01:25:10.101 --> 01:25:11.354
The bungalows that
are here, their..."

1486
01:25:11.434 --> 01:25:12.879
...owners have arranged a
special competition that is all.

1487
01:25:14.660 --> 01:25:15.587
Grass cutting competition.

1488
01:25:15.667 --> 01:25:18.570
"Tell me the truth, otherwise
I will beat you up so badly."

1489
01:25:18.962 --> 01:25:19.923
when you'll stand up.

1490
01:25:20.003 --> 01:25:21.370
People will say that
how well he is dancing.

1491
01:25:21.513 --> 01:25:24.777
No there is a dance competition
in which I am going to take part.

1492
01:25:24.857 --> 01:25:27.870
With whom? - Niraali.
- With Niraali.

1493
01:25:29.956 --> 01:25:31.496
Where did he go?
- Let him go.

1494
01:25:32.136 --> 01:25:35.549
Leave it. - Yes. - You
don't have any interest.

1495
01:25:35.629 --> 01:25:36.679
No. -Good.

1496
01:26:06.327 --> 01:26:07.223
"Golmaal"

1497
01:26:18.206 --> 01:26:19.151
(Music stops)

1498
01:26:20.681 --> 01:26:21.338
Oh!

1499
01:26:22.343 --> 01:26:24.511
What happened to the music?
- Why are you asking me?

1500
01:26:24.615 --> 01:26:26.521
What is happening Monty?
- How would I know?

1501
01:26:27.865 --> 01:26:29.591
Please go and check it right now?
- Okay I will go and see.

1502
01:26:29.799 --> 01:26:30.842
What the hell.

1503
01:26:34.559 --> 01:26:36.715
(Beep sound)

1504
01:26:51.336 --> 01:26:53.513
"There is something-something
in my heart."

1505
01:26:55.561 --> 01:26:57.943
"There is something-something
in my heart."

1506
01:26:59.692 --> 01:27:02.097
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."

1507
01:27:03.949 --> 01:27:06.435
"Please don't leave me my beloved."

1508
01:27:08.170 --> 01:27:10.717
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."

1509
01:27:12.400 --> 01:27:14.825
"Please don't leave me my beloved."

1510
01:27:16.645 --> 01:27:18.662
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."

1511
01:27:18.703 --> 01:27:20.678
"Please don't leave me my beloved."

1512
01:27:20.976 --> 01:27:25.575
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."

1513
01:27:25.686 --> 01:27:27.584
"You please stay, please stay."

1514
01:27:27.717 --> 01:27:29.726
"Please stay, please stay."

1515
01:27:29.981 --> 01:27:31.383
"Please stay, please stay."

1516
01:27:31.526 --> 01:27:33.810
"Please stay in my heart."

1517
01:27:34.041 --> 01:27:36.005
"You please stay, please stay."

1518
01:27:36.179 --> 01:27:38.177
"You please stay, please stay."

1519
01:27:38.381 --> 01:27:39.829
"You please stay, please stay."

1520
01:27:39.885 --> 01:27:41.826
"Please stay in my heart."

1521
01:27:42.048 --> 01:27:44.211
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."

1522
01:27:46.275 --> 01:27:48.656
"Please don't leave me my beloved."

1523
01:27:50.437 --> 01:27:52.381
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."

1524
01:27:52.498 --> 01:27:54.687
"Please don't leave me my beloved."

1525
01:27:54.782 --> 01:27:59.183
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."

1526
01:27:59.516 --> 01:28:01.382
"Please stay, please stay."

1527
01:28:01.520 --> 01:28:03.499
"Please stay, please stay."

1528
01:28:03.790 --> 01:28:05.254
"Please stay, please stay."

1529
01:28:05.295 --> 01:28:07.752
"Please stay in my heart."

1530
01:28:17.878 --> 01:28:24.488
(Song interlude)

1531
01:28:40.934 --> 01:28:45.157
"Lest go till the sky, let
us go and touch the sky."'

1532
01:28:45.290 --> 01:28:46.825
"Let us explore the
world of dreams..."

1533
01:28:46.866 --> 01:28:49.074
"...until our heart is content."

1534
01:28:49.245 --> 01:28:51.220
"The rhythm that is
there in our heart."

1535
01:28:51.342 --> 01:28:53.491
"With that rhythm
let us win over..."

1536
01:28:54.012 --> 01:28:58.047
"...the world and make
them dance to along us."

1537
01:28:58.072 --> 01:28:58.520
"Ooo"

1538
01:28:58.545 --> 01:29:02.572
"Listen' listen always
to the heart my friend."

1539
01:29:02.716 --> 01:29:04.758
"Please stay, please stay."

1540
01:29:04.846 --> 01:29:06.933
"Please stay, please stay."

1541
01:29:07.242 --> 01:29:08.709
"Please stay, please stay."

1542
01:29:08.750 --> 01:29:11.387
"Please stay in my heart."

1543
01:29:11.437 --> 01:29:13.161
"You please stay, please stay."

1544
01:29:13.563 --> 01:29:15.444
"Please stay, please stay."

1545
01:29:15.539 --> 01:29:17.171
"Please stay, please stay."

1546
01:29:17.212 --> 01:29:19.190
"Please stay in my heart."

1547
01:29:19.231 --> 01:29:21.553
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."

1548
01:29:23.468 --> 01:29:25.869
"Please don't leave me my beloved."

1549
01:29:27.712 --> 01:29:29.658
"Please stay in my
heart my beloved."

1550
01:29:29.699 --> 01:29:31.749
"Please don't leave me my beloved."

1551
01:29:32.045 --> 01:29:36.478
"I have made a place
for you in my heart."

1552
01:29:36.750 --> 01:29:38.645
"Please stay, please stay."

1553
01:29:38.686 --> 01:29:40.676
"Please stay, please stay."

1554
01:29:41.028 --> 01:29:42.459
"Please stay, please stay."

1555
01:29:42.515 --> 01:29:44.855
"Please stay in my heart."

1556
01:29:45.234 --> 01:29:46.982
"Please stay, please stay."

1557
01:29:47.355 --> 01:29:49.185
"Please stay, please stay."

1558
01:29:49.234 --> 01:29:50.890
"Please stay, please stay."

1559
01:29:50.931 --> 01:29:53.427
"Please stay in my heart."

1560
01:29:54.757 --> 01:29:55.901
"Save me, save me."

1561
01:29:58.123 --> 01:29:59.330
Where are both of them?

1562
01:30:00.679 --> 01:30:01.671
Oh my God!

1563
01:30:02.167 --> 01:30:05.725
"Sanju, doesn't Vasuli look
exactly like Sanjay Dutt?"

1564
01:30:06.433 --> 01:30:07.848
"Look, look I have
the money I swear."

1565
01:30:07.889 --> 01:30:09.640
"I have it in my
pocket, sorry it is..."

1566
01:30:09.681 --> 01:30:12.529
...not in my pocket I have given
it to my friend for safe keeping.

1567
01:30:12.817 --> 01:30:14.489
"They are there, here."

1568
01:30:15.578 --> 01:30:16.741
They were playing here just now.

1569
01:30:17.316 --> 01:30:19.325
"That red cap, red cap, red cap."

1570
01:30:21.207 --> 01:30:24.221
You are the rightful
owners of this win.

1571
01:30:25.045 --> 01:30:26.790
Where are the remaining three.
- The remaining three.

1572
01:30:26.871 --> 01:30:28.803
They are only my supporters
I am the main person. - Yes.

1573
01:30:29.205 --> 01:30:29.759
Okay.

1574
01:30:30.589 --> 01:30:31.631
I don't now what
would have happened...

1575
01:30:31.672 --> 01:30:33.098
...if you all would not
have come on the right time.

1576
01:30:33.528 --> 01:30:34.936
Maybe you had prayed to God with...

1577
01:30:34.977 --> 01:30:38.134
"...a pure heart for my win, isn't it?
- Yes, with a lot of honesty."

1578
01:30:39.498 --> 01:30:41.681
By the way I am an artist.
- Is it?

1579
01:30:41.941 --> 01:30:42.245
Yes.

1580
01:30:42.673 --> 01:30:46.160
And you? - I am very interested
in painting and dancing.

1581
01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:49.787
But just with art you
cannot run a home. -Yes.

1582
01:30:49.867 --> 01:30:51.220
That is why I even
do fashion designing.

1583
01:30:51.245 --> 01:30:51.776
Okay.

1584
01:30:52.941 --> 01:30:54.880
- My mother was a collector.
- Ticket collector?

1585
01:30:54.960 --> 01:30:56.575
"No, no a IAS officer."

1586
01:30:56.683 --> 01:30:57.215
Oh, sorry.

1587
01:30:57.325 --> 01:30:58.791
I spent my childhood in richness.

1588
01:30:59.815 --> 01:31:01.867
Then why did clean utensils in
grandfather and grandmother house?

1589
01:31:01.947 --> 01:31:04.868
Because my mother wanted me
to also become a collector.

1590
01:31:04.893 --> 01:31:07.739
And my want was Sadhna.
- Your girlfriend.

1591
01:31:07.872 --> 01:31:09.275
"No, no I mean the
devotion towards art."

1592
01:31:09.509 --> 01:31:11.058
That is why I decided
that no matter...

1593
01:31:11.138 --> 01:31:12.332
...how much I would
have to struggle...

1594
01:31:12.556 --> 01:31:15.081
...I will never ask
my mother for help.

1595
01:31:15.402 --> 01:31:19.591
I believe in goodness
and truthfulness.

1596
01:31:19.732 --> 01:31:20.763
That is very good thing.

1597
01:31:20.843 --> 01:31:22.407
I like good and truthful
people very much.

1598
01:31:22.713 --> 01:31:24.164
Do you even like me then?

1599
01:31:24.189 --> 01:31:27.699
Did you forgive him
for the lies he told?

1600
01:31:28.076 --> 01:31:28.334
What?

1601
01:31:29.441 --> 01:31:31.351
You had that dance competition...

1602
01:31:31.962 --> 01:31:33.337
...I don't know why he was so envy.

1603
01:31:33.793 --> 01:31:35.130
As soon as your show started he...

1604
01:31:35.171 --> 01:31:37.567
...cut the speaker wires
and took the CD out.

1605
01:31:37.745 --> 01:31:39.461
- This.
- Isn't this the one?

1606
01:31:39.502 --> 01:31:41.108
I will keep this.
- Leave it.

1607
01:31:41.892 --> 01:31:42.172
He is...

1608
01:31:42.197 --> 01:31:44.557
And said now I will
see how she wins.

1609
01:31:44.859 --> 01:31:48.113
"Then I explained to him,
you fool the show must go on."

1610
01:31:48.701 --> 01:31:50.527
All the dance that I thought
you when will you use that.

1611
01:31:50.897 --> 01:31:53.025
"And I pushed him, that
is when started dancing."

1612
01:31:54.149 --> 01:31:56.908
"Then I explained to him, that
now go and say sorry to her."

1613
01:31:57.973 --> 01:32:00.255
"You said sorry to her,
thank God you forgave him."

1614
01:32:00.296 --> 01:32:02.139
You see I cannot withstand lies.

1615
01:32:03.179 --> 01:32:06.479
You cheater! - He is joking.
- Shut up! - He is joking.

1616
01:32:07.239 --> 01:32:10.344
"Niraali, there is a lot of
space" on my bike you know that.

1617
01:32:10.369 --> 01:32:11.370
Should I give you a lift?

1618
01:32:11.717 --> 01:32:12.170
Come.

1619
01:32:14.394 --> 01:32:15.105
Please come

1620
01:32:15.729 --> 01:32:17.198
There is a lot of
space can I also come?

1621
01:32:17.641 --> 01:32:20.782
We all three will dance and
you will take the girl alone.

1622
01:32:21.118 --> 01:32:21.758
Hmm.

1623
01:32:22.567 --> 01:32:23.975
Vasuli.

1624
01:32:24.150 --> 01:32:24.650
Oh God!

1625
01:32:24.919 --> 01:32:25.865
VASULI BHAI: Oye.

1626
01:32:28.175 --> 01:32:30.993
"Stupid, here take ten rupees."

1627
01:32:31.034 --> 01:32:33.074
It is 'Nag Panchami'
go and drink some milk.

1628
01:32:33.653 --> 01:32:36.127
Was saying that I knew
every corner of the house.

1629
01:32:36.923 --> 01:32:40.559
Nothing, you all can
do nothing at all.

1630
01:32:40.631 --> 01:32:42.114
I will have to do everything.

1631
01:32:42.177 --> 01:32:42.474
Huh.

1632
01:32:50.014 --> 01:32:51.204
Go and do.

1633
01:32:51.245 --> 01:32:52.649
Why are you crying like a girl?

1634
01:32:54.123 --> 01:32:57.099
Show some anger.
Are you a man or not?

1635
01:32:58.802 --> 01:33:00.358
Gopal made such a big fun of you.

1636
01:33:00.589 --> 01:33:00.910
Hmm.

1637
01:33:01.747 --> 01:33:02.793
And you kept quiet.

1638
01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:06.828
Did your mother gave
you education for this?

1639
01:33:07.148 --> 01:33:08.520
She only gave me education.

1640
01:33:08.600 --> 01:33:10.191
You did not let me give the exams.

1641
01:33:10.271 --> 01:33:12.182
We had left you alone
for giving the love exams.

1642
01:33:12.725 --> 01:33:14.558
And your love story
was about to be created.

1643
01:33:15.794 --> 01:33:17.022
And he ruined everything.

1644
01:33:17.601 --> 01:33:19.153
"Who ruined it, that stupid?"

1645
01:33:20.205 --> 01:33:21.935
But in front of Niraali
he even insulted you.

1646
01:33:21.976 --> 01:33:23.758
At least I made a
hole in Monty's car.

1647
01:33:24.083 --> 01:33:25.983
"What did you do?
-Dance. - Dance, yuck."

1648
01:33:26.800 --> 01:33:28.301
All you did was cut the wire.

1649
01:33:30.098 --> 01:33:31.855
He took advantage of my good will.

1650
01:33:33.736 --> 01:33:38.056
"Listen cut him, cut him.
-Wire. - Are you an electrician?"

1651
01:33:38.593 --> 01:33:42.262
Cut Gopal. - I cannot
cut anyone. - What?

1652
01:33:44.236 --> 01:33:45.701
You cannot cut anyone.

1653
01:33:46.097 --> 01:33:47.844
Did you forget what
all he did with you?

1654
01:33:48.372 --> 01:33:49.567
He snatched your room.

1655
01:33:49.890 --> 01:33:51.712
And after coming here he
even snatched your food.

1656
01:33:51.792 --> 01:33:53.571
He even snatched your life.

1657
01:33:53.678 --> 01:33:54.037
Yes.

1658
01:33:54.243 --> 01:33:54.665
Hey!

1659
01:33:54.999 --> 01:33:57.186
He even snatched your Niraali
from you. - Correct.

1660
01:33:58.018 --> 01:33:59.289
And do you remember that night.

1661
01:33:59.545 --> 01:34:01.112
When you did not have
a blanket to sleep with.

1662
01:34:01.192 --> 01:34:02.451
Do you know where
that blanket went?

1663
01:34:02.531 --> 01:34:04.384
Who took it? You lost the
blanket because of him.

1664
01:34:07.015 --> 01:34:07.962
If I would have been in you place.

1665
01:34:08.042 --> 01:34:09.844
"I would have bought a death
cloth for him, a death cloth."

1666
01:34:10.258 --> 01:34:11.469
Then come in my place.

1667
01:34:12.201 --> 01:34:14.054
I don't even have
money to buy poison.

1668
01:34:14.805 --> 01:34:15.989
You are crying for
such a small thing.

1669
01:34:16.069 --> 01:34:18.454
"Such a small thing,
I am there, your friend."

1670
01:34:19.051 --> 01:34:20.720
I will give you
money for the poison.

1671
01:34:21.106 --> 01:34:21.904
Really I am telling you the truth.

1672
01:34:21.984 --> 01:34:24.591
Really. - Yes.
- Then okay.

1673
01:34:25.339 --> 01:34:29.769
"Tea, tomorrow his morning
tea will be his last tea."

1674
01:34:30.276 --> 01:34:30.839
Yes.

1675
01:34:33.872 --> 01:34:35.403
What are you doing?
- Dance.

1676
01:34:35.441 --> 01:34:35.668
Oh.

1677
01:34:39.547 --> 01:34:40.307
"Golmaal"

1678
01:34:55.938 --> 01:34:59.221
Gopal. - Yes.
- Gopu. - Say!

1679
01:34:59.836 --> 01:35:00.736
Hot tea.

1680
01:35:03.662 --> 01:35:09.091
Give.
- Drink it. - Go from here.

1681
01:36:07.072 --> 01:36:07.918
"Golmaal"

1682
01:36:11.213 --> 01:36:11.968
"Golmaal"

1683
01:36:26.486 --> 01:36:28.245
Why are you staring
at me like dogs?

1684
01:36:28.566 --> 01:36:30.308
Have you seen my face
for the first time?

1685
01:36:30.388 --> 01:36:33.816
"For the last time. - Why, are you
committing suicide again?"

1686
01:36:35.782 --> 01:36:37.679
Gopu please don't
do so much hard work.

1687
01:36:37.917 --> 01:36:40.846
I cannot see it. You
please down for some time.

1688
01:36:40.871 --> 01:36:41.394
Please.

1689
01:36:41.558 --> 01:36:44.134
You flop actor. - What was the
need to call me a flop actor.

1690
01:36:44.175 --> 01:36:45.984
Whether I lie down or sit down
what difference does it make to you.

1691
01:36:46.437 --> 01:36:47.592
"You are right,
whether you lie down..."

1692
01:36:48.150 --> 01:36:49.768
...or sit it does not
make any difference to me.

1693
01:36:50.258 --> 01:36:52.197
But finally you are
going to become late.

1694
01:36:52.712 --> 01:36:56.531
Late Gopal.
- Madhav please don't trouble him.

1695
01:36:57.070 --> 01:36:59.240
How are you feeling?

1696
01:37:00.226 --> 01:37:02.956
I am feeling as if two mice's
are making noise in my ears.

1697
01:37:03.368 --> 01:37:06.423
He can hear noises.
- What else is happening?

1698
01:37:08.899 --> 01:37:12.946
Just once I propose to Niraali.

1699
01:37:13.625 --> 01:37:15.079
Then I will start a family.

1700
01:37:15.666 --> 01:37:18.829
"You don't think about Niraali
and the family, -I am there."

1701
01:37:19.167 --> 01:37:21.256
How are you feeling heath wise?

1702
01:37:23.053 --> 01:37:26.848
"Health wise, health wise
some thing is happening to me."

1703
01:37:29.753 --> 01:37:31.001
My right hand is itching.

1704
01:37:31.128 --> 01:37:32.720
"Right, first the left
leg will itch, then..."

1705
01:37:32.761 --> 01:37:34.835
...the right then the whole
body from the head to the body.

1706
01:37:35.354 --> 01:37:40.508
"You do, don't you know what
I do when my right hand itches?"

1707
01:37:40.797 --> 01:37:41.297
You scratch.

1708
01:37:42.364 --> 01:37:44.374
"No, I beat everyone up."

1709
01:37:45.103 --> 01:37:47.293
"No Madhav my brother,
don't hit him."

1710
01:37:47.715 --> 01:37:49.486
He is alive only for
a few moments now.

1711
01:37:49.729 --> 01:37:50.808
Come here you fool.

1712
01:37:54.674 --> 01:37:57.192
"You hit, you hit if you want
to die by hitting some one."

1713
01:37:57.838 --> 01:37:58.916
You go on hitting.

1714
01:38:00.130 --> 01:38:03.023
What are you doing? Why
are you hitting so hard.

1715
01:38:03.333 --> 01:38:06.041
What are you doing? This is the
place where I wear my glasses.

1716
01:38:06.082 --> 01:38:08.249
Why do you take
everything so seriously?

1717
01:38:12.412 --> 01:38:13.934
Laxman what did you do.

1718
01:38:14.489 --> 01:38:18.647
If he carries on
hitting us like this.

1719
01:38:18.993 --> 01:38:21.900
We will die before him.

1720
01:38:21.941 --> 01:38:24.308
"You stupid people, you are
troubling me since morning."

1721
01:38:24.491 --> 01:38:27.814
"I asked for tea, there
was only empty cup."

1722
01:38:36.800 --> 01:38:37.769
What happened?

1723
01:38:45.533 --> 01:38:46.211
Who is he?

1724
01:38:46.306 --> 01:38:47.064
I have no idea.

1725
01:38:48.068 --> 01:38:50.141
Seem like he drank the tea
that was meant for Gopal.

1726
01:38:50.743 --> 01:38:52.877
What happened? What is he saying.

1727
01:38:53.258 --> 01:38:55.024
He is saying that the tea Laxman...

1728
01:38:55.065 --> 01:38:56.349
...had made for you in that...
- I had...

1729
01:38:56.390 --> 01:38:57.697
...brought ice specially for Gopal.

1730
01:38:57.777 --> 01:38:59.071
And I had put spices in it
and also red chilly powder.

1731
01:38:59.112 --> 01:39:01.269
Are you making tea or a delicacy?

1732
01:39:01.310 --> 01:39:02.749
Shut up.

1733
01:39:03.559 --> 01:39:05.008
Making tea or soup.

1734
01:39:05.951 --> 01:39:06.469
Who?

1735
01:39:17.640 --> 01:39:19.312
He will not die so easily.

1736
01:39:19.393 --> 01:39:21.032
"I know those fools,
even the poison..."

1737
01:39:21.073 --> 01:39:22.654
...must have been a fake.

1738
01:39:23.681 --> 01:39:24.913
How will they save?

1739
01:39:25.288 --> 01:39:25.741
Hmm?

1740
01:39:26.493 --> 01:39:28.061
Till when will they
save themselves?

1741
01:39:37.158 --> 01:39:39.217
What is it?
- Grandfather.

1742
01:39:40.136 --> 01:39:41.608
What happened to your voice?

1743
01:39:41.935 --> 01:39:42.857
Oh... that...

1744
01:39:43.020 --> 01:39:44.498
I have a sore throat grandfather.

1745
01:39:45.528 --> 01:39:50.002
"Tel me one thing, what is the time?
- 12:05."

1746
01:39:50.534 --> 01:39:51.585
"Oh, it is already 12 o' clock."

1747
01:39:51.657 --> 01:39:53.534
12:05 come after 12 grandfather.

1748
01:39:53.575 --> 01:39:55.807
"After that 12:06, 12:07, 8, 9."

1749
01:39:58.279 --> 01:40:01.467
How is this? - No grandfather
I don't wear flowery garland.

1750
01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:03.103
And I don't have that habit.

1751
01:40:03.372 --> 01:40:06.187
"This is not for you, it
is for your grandmother."

1752
01:40:07.292 --> 01:40:09.346
"It is valentine's day.
- Yes, yes."

1753
01:40:09.661 --> 01:40:12.148
How will this be? Is it nice?
- Yes.

1754
01:40:12.247 --> 01:40:12.989
- Yes?
- Yes.

1755
01:40:13.126 --> 01:40:14.055
"Okay, okay."

1756
01:40:15.209 --> 01:40:18.491
"Nothing's gonna
change my love for you"

1757
01:40:18.851 --> 01:40:22.088
"Nothing's gonna
change my love for you"

1758
01:40:22.387 --> 01:40:23.520
"Yeyeee"

1759
01:40:25.011 --> 01:40:26.561
From where did you...

1760
01:40:26.602 --> 01:40:28.929
...get the thought of
giving me a flowery garland?

1761
01:40:30.226 --> 01:40:31.840
I knew that you would forget.

1762
01:40:32.495 --> 01:40:36.088
"But I have not forgotten,
happy valentine day."

1763
01:40:37.282 --> 01:40:38.997
"Today is valentines
day, that is..."

1764
01:40:39.576 --> 01:40:41.266
That is why I was
thinking that why are

1765
01:40:41.307 --> 01:40:43.206
...you giving me this
flowery garland so lovingly.

1766
01:40:43.286 --> 01:40:44.593
Happy Valentine's day.

1767
01:40:48.532 --> 01:40:52.038
How am I looking?
- You are looking very beautiful.

1768
01:40:54.032 --> 01:40:54.806
Listen..

1769
01:40:55.812 --> 01:40:59.988
We used to express on the
auspicious day in our days.

1770
01:41:00.013 --> 01:41:04.079
"What can I do times have
changed, modern times."

1771
01:41:04.665 --> 01:41:09.014
On valentines day when the
boy tells his girl I love you.

1772
01:41:09.421 --> 01:41:10.932
Then even the girl does not refuse.

1773
01:41:11.153 --> 01:41:13.084
She accepts it and
also says I love you.

1774
01:41:13.271 --> 01:41:14.294
You are too much.

1775
01:41:17.261 --> 01:41:19.449
What will Sameer say if he hears?
- What?

1776
01:41:19.957 --> 01:41:21.950
He will say that
even my love should...

1777
01:41:21.991 --> 01:41:24.946
...grow with life just like
grandmother and grandfather.

1778
01:41:26.271 --> 01:41:30.821
"Tell me one thing, is Sameer
really interested Niraali?"

1779
01:41:31.669 --> 01:41:32.686
You are...

1780
01:41:33.299 --> 01:41:35.203
"No, she really a very
nice girl Mangala."

1781
01:41:35.785 --> 01:41:38.126
"She is very nice,
whosever house she goes."

1782
01:41:38.532 --> 01:41:39.776
He will be very happy.

1783
01:41:41.155 --> 01:41:43.410
"That means I will have ton
propose to Niraali tonight, Hi."

1784
01:41:43.617 --> 01:41:43.914
Hi..

1785
01:41:46.373 --> 01:41:48.637
"They are mad, they
are saying that..."

1786
01:41:48.678 --> 01:41:50.103
...I should go and propose
to the girl tonight.

1787
01:41:50.222 --> 01:41:54.910
"Is that possible? - No.
-Shall we sleep. - Yes, come on."

1788
01:41:56.584 --> 01:41:59.981
"He is right, going to
a girl's in the night."

1789
01:42:00.291 --> 01:42:01.676
That will make a
very bad impression.

1790
01:42:01.756 --> 01:42:03.647
"Bad idea, we should go and sleep."

1791
01:42:04.739 --> 01:42:07.122
You go I will just finish my work.
- Come on.

1792
01:42:08.045 --> 01:42:09.365
Will we sleep together?
- Come on.

1793
01:42:10.010 --> 01:42:12.304
Come on today is valentines day.

1794
01:42:18.460 --> 01:42:19.723
"Golmaal"

1795
01:42:32.131 --> 01:42:33.032
"Golmaal"

1796
01:42:47.194 --> 01:42:48.143
"Golmaal"

1797
01:43:22.192 --> 01:43:26.577
Niraali.
- All of here at this time.

1798
01:43:27.214 --> 01:43:30.093
What is all this?
- Today is valentines day.

1799
01:43:30.453 --> 01:43:32.505
And it is already 12 o' clock.
- So?

1800
01:43:32.853 --> 01:43:36.932
So we have brought a gift for you.

1801
01:43:41.004 --> 01:43:45.011
You go.
-Go. - Here.

1802
01:43:46.406 --> 01:43:47.660
What is it?
- Pickles.

1803
01:43:50.054 --> 01:43:53.617
You like grandmother's
hand made pickles very much.

1804
01:43:53.658 --> 01:43:55.308
That is why I brought it myself.

1805
01:43:55.383 --> 01:43:58.548
And also this.

1806
01:44:02.314 --> 01:44:03.600
Will you go?
- No.

1807
01:44:07.823 --> 01:44:11.814
And this is from me. - What
is it? - See it for yourself.

1808
01:44:12.431 --> 01:44:16.945
"Please, with love.
- Toilet paper."

1809
01:44:17.551 --> 01:44:18.849
You brought toilet paper for me.

1810
01:44:18.890 --> 01:44:21.070
If he brought this here then
what will we I in the morning?

1811
01:44:21.350 --> 01:44:23.582
You think what will you do?
- Yes you are right.

1812
01:44:23.607 --> 01:44:24.055
No. No.

1813
01:44:24.644 --> 01:44:27.140
You don't see the toilet paper.

1814
01:44:27.203 --> 01:44:29.805
"See what is written on
it, that is not a design."

1815
01:44:30.142 --> 01:44:32.303
"Yes, there is something written."

1816
01:44:35.843 --> 01:44:39.520
"Looks like a contract.
- Yes contract, contract."

1817
01:44:40.263 --> 01:44:42.375
"Look, when Nirrali when
I will make my first film."

1818
01:44:42.536 --> 01:44:43.223
Niraali...

1819
01:44:43.509 --> 01:44:45.235
Then you will be the
leading lady in it.

1820
01:44:45.473 --> 01:44:47.998
And there will be a complimentar
air ticket for your mother.

1821
01:44:49.374 --> 01:44:51.164
And these two will
be the villain in it.

1822
01:44:53.012 --> 01:44:54.842
Please keep it
carefully. It's my heart.

1823
01:44:56.668 --> 01:44:58.712
"Can I go?
- Go, go nothing will happen."

1824
01:45:01.528 --> 01:45:02.808
Now what have you brought?

1825
01:45:10.609 --> 01:45:14.390
Rat poison. - I want you
to give it to me yourself.

1826
01:45:14.754 --> 01:45:16.087
And kill me.
- What?

1827
01:45:17.190 --> 01:45:20.128
"Yes, this is not a living."

1828
01:45:21.472 --> 01:45:23.846
All night I cannot sleep.

1829
01:45:25.163 --> 01:45:28.686
"If I try to sleep in the
morning, I see you preparing food."

1830
01:45:29.495 --> 01:45:32.289
Taking care of grandfather
and grandmother.

1831
01:45:32.745 --> 01:45:33.733
He wants a maid.

1832
01:45:33.943 --> 01:45:36.468
"When I go on the
terrace, I see..."

1833
01:45:37.664 --> 01:45:39.359
...you drying your
hair in the towel.

1834
01:45:42.194 --> 01:45:43.428
I cannot live like this.

1835
01:45:43.516 --> 01:45:45.046
You kill me by giving me this.

1836
01:45:46.310 --> 01:45:47.357
What are you doing?

1837
01:45:48.072 --> 01:45:50.761
Why are you troubling Niraali
for such a small thing.

1838
01:45:50.802 --> 01:45:53.058
"I am there, I will give
you poison and kill you."

1839
01:45:53.385 --> 01:45:56.954
What are you saying?
- I am helping my friend.

1840
01:46:02.663 --> 01:46:05.892
What is it now?
- If you will give us an answer.

1841
01:46:05.933 --> 01:46:09.059
Then there would be.
- A settlement between us.

1842
01:46:09.573 --> 01:46:14.946
How can I give an
answer in just a minute.

1843
01:46:15.512 --> 01:46:16.955
This is the question of my life.

1844
01:46:17.173 --> 01:46:17.610
Uhh...

1845
01:46:18.248 --> 01:46:20.399
I will do one thing.

1846
01:46:20.788 --> 01:46:23.995
I will come to your
house at 2 o' clock.

1847
01:46:24.459 --> 01:46:26.640
There I will say that who I love.

1848
01:46:27.249 --> 01:46:29.527
"It is 12:30 now, only
one and a half hour left."

1849
01:46:29.899 --> 01:46:31.941
"We will wait, take your
time, take your time."

1850
01:46:34.704 --> 01:46:37.366
"Not now, tomorrow afternoon
2 o' clock, tomorrow."

1851
01:46:37.542 --> 01:46:38.471
Oh!!

1852
01:46:38.527 --> 01:46:40.707
We will have to
wait for a long time.

1853
01:46:40.906 --> 01:46:42.191
Give it to back.
- Here.

1854
01:46:45.649 --> 01:46:47.392
Tomorrow when you come please...

1855
01:46:47.472 --> 01:46:49.060
...bring the bottle
of poison along.

1856
01:46:49.521 --> 01:46:52.476
If it is yes then they will use it.

1857
01:46:53.190 --> 01:46:56.431
"If it is no then I will use it.
- Yes, of course."

1858
01:46:57.552 --> 01:47:04.300
"Now bye. - Okay bye.
- Bye. - There, there."

1859
01:47:05.073 --> 01:47:08.414
"Please read the contract.
- Yes, yes I will read it."

1860
01:47:17.481 --> 01:47:19.613
"You, what are you doing here?"

1861
01:47:20.922 --> 01:47:22.583
Since when did he
start flirting with her?

1862
01:47:24.968 --> 01:47:26.279
You have brought a cheque.

1863
01:47:26.359 --> 01:47:27.708
You want to buy Niraali.

1864
01:47:27.874 --> 01:47:29.350
Bastard.

1865
01:47:31.007 --> 01:47:32.293
You are even worse than them.

1866
01:47:32.373 --> 01:47:33.668
Does he even have an account?

1867
01:47:33.748 --> 01:47:35.092
You have come to buy me.

1868
01:47:35.371 --> 01:47:40.067
"Get out I say get out.
- Get out, get out, get out."

1869
01:47:40.412 --> 01:47:42.194
What are all of you doing
here? You also get out.

1870
01:47:42.274 --> 01:47:43.888
Get out of here.

1871
01:47:48.307 --> 01:47:49.007
God.

1872
01:47:54.390 --> 01:47:56.332
Since when did you start
flirting with the girl?

1873
01:47:56.909 --> 01:47:58.496
And what is the use
of flirting with her.

1874
01:47:59.171 --> 01:48:00.947
Will you take him
along for romancing her?

1875
01:48:01.027 --> 01:48:04.537
I will not go.
- I only said.

1876
01:48:04.889 --> 01:48:07.248
You even started talking
after seeing the girl.

1877
01:48:08.180 --> 01:48:11.013
"I wrote, that you did not know
till today that I couldn't speak."

1878
01:48:11.195 --> 01:48:13.543
That is why you misunderstood me.

1879
01:48:14.508 --> 01:48:16.539
I am not like you all.

1880
01:48:18.193 --> 01:48:18.943
Okay.

1881
01:48:34.157 --> 01:48:36.313
Mangala.
- What happened?

1882
01:48:37.695 --> 01:48:40.557
What happened to your voice?
- I am Sameer.

1883
01:48:40.866 --> 01:48:41.499
Sameer.

1884
01:48:41.783 --> 01:48:44.799
Didn't you have sore throat?
- Now it is fine.

1885
01:48:45.157 --> 01:48:47.298
It is fine? I thought that
my wife has sore throat.

1886
01:48:47.731 --> 01:48:49.181
This old man is so boding!

1887
01:48:49.261 --> 01:48:51.014
"If I give a raw mango to him, it
will get converted into ripe mango."

1888
01:48:51.488 --> 01:48:52.993
Get rid of him! Niraali
is going to come.

1889
01:48:57.508 --> 01:48:58.592
Grandpa.
- Yes.

1890
01:48:58.672 --> 01:49:00.898
Your walking stick.
- Walking stick? Why?

1891
01:49:01.435 --> 01:49:03.442
Don't you want to go out?
- Out!

1892
01:49:03.786 --> 01:49:06.517
No! Why are you sending
me out? Somebody is coming?

1893
01:49:07.108 --> 01:49:12.922
Who? Nobody!
- I see! Niraali is going to come!

1894
01:49:15.678 --> 01:49:17.820
He is blind and this is the
state. If he was able to see...

1895
01:49:17.845 --> 01:49:19.386
Then I would have
seen who is coming.

1896
01:49:19.795 --> 01:49:21.745
It implies Niraali
is going to come.

1897
01:49:22.339 --> 01:49:24.231
"Now dear, I won't go anywhere."

1898
01:49:26.796 --> 01:49:29.328
Wow! Let Niraali come.

1899
01:49:30.228 --> 01:49:32.334
"Grandpa, Niraali is
not going to come."

1900
01:49:33.592 --> 01:49:35.225
I too used to get rid
of my father like this.

1901
01:49:35.305 --> 01:49:38.722
"Father, go to temple.
Go to the temple."

1902
01:49:39.239 --> 01:49:40.493
Did you have a love marriage?

1903
01:49:41.249 --> 01:49:45.615
"Yes, dear. It was the first love
marriage of an independent India."

1904
01:49:45.950 --> 01:49:47.537
First one.
- What about grandma?

1905
01:49:48.055 --> 01:49:51.175
Grandma too had a love marriage.

1906
01:49:51.409 --> 01:49:54.303
"No, you... how did
you enticed grandma?"

1907
01:49:54.531 --> 01:49:56.746
Entice... is a wrong word.

1908
01:49:57.250 --> 01:49:59.386
I mean to say how
did you do that...

1909
01:49:59.427 --> 01:50:01.523
...that expressing
your love to grandma.

1910
01:50:01.564 --> 01:50:05.743
"Expressing love? That is
an interesting story, dear."

1911
01:50:05.768 --> 01:50:06.691
Will it take time?

1912
01:50:07.278 --> 01:50:08.962
"No, but you will
have to hear it out."

1913
01:50:09.334 --> 01:50:12.538
I used to go to the jungle
in the morning. At 6:30.

1914
01:50:12.579 --> 01:50:14.271
There were no
bathrooms at that time.

1915
01:50:15.728 --> 01:50:19.466
Fool! Not bathroom.
I used to go for a walk.

1916
01:50:20.912 --> 01:50:21.428
There..

1917
01:50:21.711 --> 01:50:23.325
My destination was in the jungle.

1918
01:50:24.074 --> 01:50:27.089
I see. Mangala in the jungle.

1919
01:50:27.169 --> 01:50:28.583
Shut up! And follow me!

1920
01:50:38.098 --> 01:50:39.927
Grandpa's love story
is running too long.

1921
01:50:40.977 --> 01:50:42.945
Even Kumar Gaurav's love
story didn't run so long.

1922
01:50:43.025 --> 01:50:43.725
Hey!

1923
01:50:45.089 --> 01:50:46.263
How long will we have to walk?

1924
01:50:46.343 --> 01:50:49.082
Hey! Walk quietly! Did I tell
you to come in the flashback?

1925
01:50:50.594 --> 01:50:52.285
"Yes, grandpa. What happened next?"

1926
01:50:52.365 --> 01:50:54.897
"Then a turn came
in my life, dear."

1927
01:51:07.141 --> 01:51:10.108
What are you doing?
- Cow dung.

1928
01:51:10.479 --> 01:51:12.160
She looks like the
heroine of an art movie.

1929
01:51:12.840 --> 01:51:15.853
But she is our lady. It's
just that she is looking young.

1930
01:51:16.103 --> 01:51:18.160
Do you come here everyday?

1931
01:51:19.639 --> 01:51:22.120
You too pass this way everyday.

1932
01:51:22.534 --> 01:51:24.196
Why didn't you come yesterday?

1933
01:51:24.760 --> 01:51:26.670
Yesterday was Monday.
- Monday?

1934
01:51:26.888 --> 01:51:28.662
The cow doesn't give
the dung on Monday?

1935
01:51:30.240 --> 01:51:32.008
I go to the temple on Monday.

1936
01:51:32.508 --> 01:51:34.335
I have kept the fast of 16 Mondays.

1937
01:51:34.748 --> 01:51:37.952
My mother says that
I will get a good groom...

1938
01:51:38.778 --> 01:51:40.133
...if I fast for 16 Mondays.

1939
01:51:41.104 --> 01:51:43.180
When you have found Somnath...

1940
01:51:43.651 --> 01:51:46.933
...then what is the need to
fast for remaining 15 Mondays?

1941
01:51:48.056 --> 01:51:49.497
Wow! He is flirting with her!

1942
01:51:51.149 --> 01:51:51.883
Ishh!

1943
01:51:56.736 --> 01:52:00.977
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"

1944
01:52:01.025 --> 01:52:05.504
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"

1945
01:52:05.691 --> 01:52:09.994
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"

1946
01:52:10.226 --> 01:52:14.015
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"

1947
01:52:14.095 --> 01:52:16.933
"Are you crazy about me?
- No."

1948
01:52:17.346 --> 01:52:20.639
"Are you some lover?
- No."

1949
01:52:20.789 --> 01:52:22.904
"Are you crazy about me?"

1950
01:52:23.063 --> 01:52:25.731
"Are you some lover."

1951
01:52:26.299 --> 01:52:30.134
"At least tell me what
work do you have with me?"

1952
01:52:30.835 --> 01:52:32.729
"Tell her that you love her."

1953
01:52:32.801 --> 01:52:34.783
"Why are you standing silently?"

1954
01:52:35.352 --> 01:52:39.265
"If we had been at your
place, we would have said it."

1955
01:52:39.639 --> 01:52:43.939
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"

1956
01:52:44.115 --> 01:52:48.441
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"

1957
01:53:07.267 --> 01:53:11.767
"Why do you glance at my window?"

1958
01:53:11.808 --> 01:53:15.929
"Why do you talk only about me?"

1959
01:53:16.009 --> 01:53:20.730
"Why do you talk only about me?"

1960
01:53:20.810 --> 01:53:25.264
"Why do you glance at my window?"

1961
01:53:25.344 --> 01:53:29.546
"Why do you talk only about me?"

1962
01:53:29.810 --> 01:53:32.949
"You come for my sake.
- No."

1963
01:53:33.240 --> 01:53:36.048
"You sing songs.
- No."

1964
01:53:36.549 --> 01:53:38.545
"You come for my sake."

1965
01:53:38.586 --> 01:53:40.783
"You sing songs."

1966
01:53:40.824 --> 01:53:44.731
"What lies in your heart?
Only you know that."

1967
01:53:45.342 --> 01:53:47.550
"Don't feel shy."

1968
01:53:47.606 --> 01:53:49.601
"Call her near you."

1969
01:53:49.845 --> 01:53:53.864
"If we had been at your place,
we would have called her."

1970
01:53:54.105 --> 01:53:58.345
"Why do you hover
around me like a bee?"

1971
01:53:58.538 --> 01:54:02.802
"Why do you glance
at me so eagerly?"

1972
01:54:24.074 --> 01:54:28.519
"Why are you carrying a
gold bangle in your hand?"

1973
01:54:28.560 --> 01:54:32.730
"I will give it to you and
take you to my courtyard."

1974
01:54:33.103 --> 01:54:36.427
"Will you make me your beloved?
- Yes."

1975
01:54:36.468 --> 01:54:39.800
"Will you love me immensely?
- Yes."

1976
01:54:39.841 --> 01:54:42.102
"Will you make me your beloved?"

1977
01:54:42.143 --> 01:54:44.048
"Will you love me immensely?"

1978
01:54:44.089 --> 01:54:47.916
"Today I say that I love you."

1979
01:54:48.579 --> 01:54:52.774
"After expressing it,
where are you off to?"

1980
01:54:53.160 --> 01:54:56.889
"You should have thanked me."

1981
01:54:57.125 --> 01:55:01.656
"I hover around you like a bee."

1982
01:55:01.733 --> 01:55:05.612
"I glance at you so eagerly."

1983
01:55:05.754 --> 01:55:09.056
"Are you crazy about me?
- Yes."

1984
01:55:09.097 --> 01:55:12.442
"Are you some lover?
- Yes."

1985
01:55:12.483 --> 01:55:14.638
"Are you crazy about me?"

1986
01:55:14.733 --> 01:55:16.956
"Are you some lover."

1987
01:55:17.970 --> 01:55:21.846
"Today I say that I love you."

1988
01:55:23.987 --> 01:55:25.725
Then only did we get married.

1989
01:55:27.684 --> 01:55:29.719
"This is the story
of my love, dear."

1990
01:55:30.010 --> 01:55:30.793
Over?

1991
01:55:31.586 --> 01:55:34.269
No! After marriage
for the honeymoon...

1992
01:55:34.310 --> 01:55:35.323
Grandpa!
- Yes.

1993
01:55:35.821 --> 01:55:37.713
Grandma had actually
called you to the temple.

1994
01:55:39.249 --> 01:55:40.989
I think you have got bored.

1995
01:55:42.031 --> 01:55:44.180
"No problem, dear.
I will go to the temple."

1996
01:55:45.030 --> 01:55:47.897
But remember one thing
in the matter of girls.

1997
01:55:48.758 --> 01:55:51.211
"Your muscular courage...
- Give us, God."

1998
01:55:51.252 --> 01:55:51.853
Yes.

1999
01:55:52.081 --> 01:55:53.323
Brave or God

2000
01:55:53.612 --> 01:55:56.329
"Yes. Grandpa is there
otherwise. Good luck, dear."

2001
01:55:56.447 --> 01:55:58.156
"Thank you, grandpa."

2002
01:55:58.450 --> 01:56:02.150
"All the best.
- Thank you. Thank you, grandpa."

2003
01:56:02.277 --> 01:56:05.428
Don't lose hope.

2004
01:56:06.280 --> 01:56:08.824
(Clock Ticking)

2005
01:56:08.865 --> 01:56:09.999
I will go and shave.

2006
01:56:10.184 --> 01:56:12.768
How many times will you shave?
- "Not I, he is saying that."

2007
01:56:13.811 --> 01:56:15.264
(Door bell)

2008
01:56:15.593 --> 01:56:16.707
Go ad open the door.

2009
01:56:17.038 --> 01:56:18.520
Who would have come at this hour?

2010
01:56:21.775 --> 01:56:22.675
Niraali!

2011
01:56:23.933 --> 01:56:24.783
Good...

2012
01:56:29.067 --> 01:56:30.620
Hello!
- Yes.

2013
01:56:30.949 --> 01:56:32.013
Listen!
- Yes.

2014
01:56:32.481 --> 01:56:35.333
I think I have seen you somewhere.

2015
01:56:36.357 --> 01:56:38.001
"No, you must have
seen me from behind."

2016
01:56:38.153 --> 01:56:39.237
Many people think the same thing...

2017
01:56:39.278 --> 01:56:40.500
...when they look
at me from the back.

2018
01:56:41.087 --> 01:56:43.840
Listen to me!
- I will send somebody!

2019
01:56:43.936 --> 01:56:47.425
Whom will you send? Why
don't you look at me?

2020
01:56:47.466 --> 01:56:49.486
I am looking at you. But since
you too are turning around...

2021
01:56:49.527 --> 01:56:52.728
Okay! Okay! Okay!
I will stop turning around.

2022
01:56:53.448 --> 01:56:55.415
But why don't you
show me your face?

2023
01:56:55.581 --> 01:56:58.220
No! I can't show my face to anybody!
- What!

2024
01:56:58.598 --> 01:57:00.363
Yes. I am going to become a father.

2025
01:57:00.472 --> 01:57:02.262
And I am still not married.
- What!

2026
01:57:02.772 --> 01:57:04.840
I will go now. I have
to go to the doctor.

2027
01:57:05.221 --> 01:57:08.627
At least tell me
where has Somnath gone?

2028
01:57:08.668 --> 01:57:11.599
He has gone to the temple!
- He has gone to the temple!

2029
01:57:15.034 --> 01:57:18.027
Why are you applying
soap all over your face?

2030
01:57:20.089 --> 01:57:21.699
You have hair all over your face?

2031
01:57:22.689 --> 01:57:23.505
Great!

2032
01:57:24.011 --> 01:57:25.983
At what strange places do
people have hair growth!

2033
01:57:26.859 --> 01:57:29.565
"Tell me, Somnath..."

2034
01:57:31.165 --> 01:57:32.332
He too went to shave?

2035
01:57:32.954 --> 01:57:34.404
"Golmaal. Golmaal."

2036
01:57:35.924 --> 01:57:37.338
"Golmaal"

2037
01:57:39.851 --> 01:57:41.037
Who is there?

2038
01:57:41.850 --> 01:57:44.278
I am the dean of Vicky
- college.

2039
01:57:44.729 --> 01:57:46.157
I want to meet Somnath.

2040
01:57:47.460 --> 01:57:51.562
Have you ever met Somnath?

2041
01:57:51.603 --> 01:57:54.628
No. I have never seen him.
I have only heard about him.

2042
01:57:55.032 --> 01:57:56.632
I am Somnath. Tell me.

2043
01:57:57.278 --> 01:57:59.046
Really? You are...

2044
01:57:59.714 --> 01:58:02.474
But just now a boy said that
you have gone to the temple.

2045
01:58:02.931 --> 01:58:05.316
He is my servant!

2046
01:58:06.490 --> 01:58:07.567
I was going to the temple.

2047
01:58:07.608 --> 01:58:10.421
My wife's broken sandals
broke. So I came back.

2048
01:58:11.360 --> 01:58:16.758
I am blessed or meet
you! Are you blind?

2049
01:58:17.424 --> 01:58:18.807
Yes! So what will you do!

2050
01:58:18.880 --> 01:58:22.308
Nothing! Nothing!
I am sad to hear this.

2051
01:58:22.380 --> 01:58:25.464
I have heard a lot
about you. A lot.

2052
01:58:25.640 --> 01:58:26.592
You were in the air force.

2053
01:58:26.769 --> 01:58:28.012
Then you became the advisor in...

2054
01:58:28.053 --> 01:58:29.679
...our college
after the retirement.

2055
01:58:29.720 --> 01:58:33.007
Of Sanskrit. Our entire
college loves you a lot.

2056
01:58:33.210 --> 01:58:35.965
"Fine, fine. Have a seat.
- Thank you."

2057
01:58:36.364 --> 01:58:38.554
Be careful!
- What happened?

2058
01:58:39.532 --> 01:58:40.519
There is a table.

2059
01:58:43.337 --> 01:58:44.897
Are you really blind?

2060
01:58:48.524 --> 01:58:52.092
Don't you see that I can't see!
- I can see!

2061
01:58:52.384 --> 01:58:54.634
Do you see the clock?
- Yes.

2062
01:58:55.148 --> 01:58:58.381
Not that! This one!
- I see! This one.

2063
01:58:58.461 --> 01:59:01.961
I can't see it!
- I can see it.

2064
01:59:02.316 --> 01:59:03.596
What's the time?
- 7:30.

2065
01:59:03.743 --> 01:59:07.779
Not there! Here! It is
11:00! What's the time!

2066
01:59:07.875 --> 01:59:09.786
12:00! 11:00! 11:00!

2067
01:59:09.827 --> 01:59:12.210
I don't know what the time is!
- I can see it.

2068
01:59:12.538 --> 01:59:14.668
Now do you believe
me that I am blind?

2069
01:59:14.709 --> 01:59:16.232
Don't beat me, sir!

2070
01:59:16.312 --> 01:59:18.099
"Now tell me, what
work did you have?"

2071
01:59:18.124 --> 01:59:18.593
Listen to me, please.

2072
01:59:20.216 --> 01:59:24.079
"Actually sir, our college
has completed 50 years."

2073
01:59:24.375 --> 01:59:25.955
For that we have
organized a function.

2074
01:59:26.073 --> 01:59:28.650
"I have come to personally
invite you, sir."

2075
01:59:28.936 --> 01:59:30.248
What? What program is there?

2076
01:59:30.877 --> 01:59:33.024
First there will be a dance
of 'Pooja' (veneration).

2077
01:59:33.065 --> 01:59:34.499
Who is Pooja? Who is Pooja?

2078
01:59:34.579 --> 01:59:37.662
Pooja! Pooja! Archana!

2079
01:59:38.035 --> 01:59:40.486
First decide whether
it is Pooja or Archana!

2080
01:59:40.511 --> 01:59:42.348
"Not girl, sir! Not girl!"

2081
01:59:43.027 --> 01:59:47.108
That veneration of God!
- Then?

2082
01:59:47.352 --> 01:59:53.240
After that the drama that you had
created for patriotism in Sanskrit.

2083
01:59:53.380 --> 01:59:55.876
A program of that. After that...

2084
01:59:56.532 --> 01:59:58.736
You spilt! You dare to spilt!

2085
02:00:00.564 --> 02:00:04.611
After that a cultural...
program... cultural.

2086
02:00:04.691 --> 02:00:08.402
Don't you have a beauty contest?
- Beauty contest?

2087
02:00:08.574 --> 02:00:11.441
Beauty contest!
Fool! Beauty contest!

2088
02:00:11.521 --> 02:00:13.345
I will ask the committee
and let you know.

2089
02:00:13.906 --> 02:00:16.394
"Not committee,
I want the commitment!"

2090
02:00:16.435 --> 02:00:18.630
I want the commitment! Otherwise!
- Who is there?

2091
02:00:19.863 --> 02:00:25.478
(Background music)

2092
02:00:32.945 --> 02:00:34.500
I think there will be a snowfall.

2093
02:00:35.596 --> 02:00:40.532
"Greetings, aunty. You too
are blind? You too are blind?"

2094
02:00:42.117 --> 02:00:46.574
Do you think that we both...
are playing 'Black' here?

2095
02:00:46.790 --> 02:00:47.220
What?

2096
02:00:47.321 --> 02:00:49.617
No. I thought that you
both are playing white.

2097
02:00:49.697 --> 02:00:50.904
Where is the belt in your neck?

2098
02:00:51.271 --> 02:00:54.375
It was hurting me. So I removed it.

2099
02:00:55.471 --> 02:00:58.421
But how did you know that
I wear belt in my neck?

2100
02:00:59.421 --> 02:01:01.294
I know everything about you!

2101
02:01:02.825 --> 02:01:05.085
Aren't you flirting
with that Rosy ma'am?

2102
02:01:06.091 --> 02:01:06.994
I will leave now.

2103
02:01:07.074 --> 02:01:09.463
You want to leave?
Won't you have a drink?

2104
02:01:09.504 --> 02:01:11.663
I don't drink!
- You don't drink?

2105
02:01:12.505 --> 02:01:15.264
Fool! Even I don't
drink during the daytime.

2106
02:01:15.514 --> 02:01:17.894
"She is talking about tea! Tea!
- Yes, talk."

2107
02:01:18.287 --> 02:01:22.658
You are asking me so
lovingly. So please make tea.

2108
02:01:22.683 --> 02:01:23.373
Shameless!

2109
02:01:24.615 --> 02:01:26.828
I am blind and you want
me to make tea for you!

2110
02:01:27.236 --> 02:01:30.015
Go and make tea for everybody!
The kitchen is there!

2111
02:01:30.225 --> 02:01:32.519
I don't know how to make tea!

2112
02:01:33.293 --> 02:01:35.528
Then why are you sitting here?

2113
02:01:35.569 --> 02:01:38.300
Fine! Fine! I will
leave! I will leave!

2114
02:01:39.394 --> 02:01:42.225
Are you going there to beg!
The way to go out is there!

2115
02:01:42.470 --> 02:01:42.982
There! Okay!

2116
02:01:43.161 --> 02:01:44.712
Get out! Fool!

2117
02:01:44.905 --> 02:01:45.608
What are you doing?

2118
02:01:46.393 --> 02:01:49.117
At least give the card!
- Here.

2119
02:01:49.474 --> 02:01:52.788
You take this. - No! No!
I don't know how to read this book.

2120
02:01:52.829 --> 02:01:54.776
Read it with Rosy.
- No! No!

2121
02:01:54.817 --> 02:01:55.976
Take it! Take it!

2122
02:01:56.056 --> 02:01:57.294
You guys beat a not!

2123
02:01:57.374 --> 02:01:59.381
Hail Mother Mary!

2124
02:02:00.425 --> 02:02:04.461
(Phone rings)

2125
02:02:05.278 --> 02:02:11.205
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

2126
02:02:12.393 --> 02:02:13.605
Hello!

2127
02:02:13.972 --> 02:02:16.372
I am Sameer calling from
America. Who are you?

2128
02:02:17.352 --> 02:02:18.095
Who are you?

2129
02:02:18.535 --> 02:02:19.463
I am Pandu.

2130
02:02:20.915 --> 02:02:23.702
"Look, Mr. Pandu
or whoever you are."

2131
02:02:23.743 --> 02:02:27.594
Tell my grandpa that I am
returning form America today.

2132
02:02:27.826 --> 02:02:29.977
My flight will land
at 1.30 in the night.

2133
02:02:30.550 --> 02:02:32.705
No need to come to the
airport. I will come on my own.

2134
02:02:32.730 --> 02:02:33.042
Thank you.

2135
02:02:35.841 --> 02:02:36.671
What happened?

2136
02:02:38.465 --> 02:02:39.728
Gopal, what happened?

2137
02:02:40.898 --> 02:02:43.822
Sameer is coming.
- What! Sameer is coming!

2138
02:02:44.699 --> 02:02:46.562
Sameer is coming! Everybody
is saying the same thing!

2139
02:02:46.754 --> 02:02:47.992
Did you see this!
I had told you all!

2140
02:02:48.172 --> 02:02:49.556
Someday we will get
stuck because of him!

2141
02:02:49.829 --> 02:02:50.571
I am leaving!

2142
02:02:50.612 --> 02:02:52.606
I say that you all too
pack your luggage and leave!

2143
02:02:52.714 --> 02:02:54.957
How can we leave like this? We
should find such a house too.

2144
02:02:55.176 --> 02:02:56.684
Where there are two old
people! Both are blind!

2145
02:02:56.902 --> 02:02:57.971
And they don't have any relative!

2146
02:02:58.124 --> 02:02:59.338
It takes time to find such a house!

2147
02:02:59.480 --> 02:03:00.356
You guys are worried
about the house!

2148
02:03:00.397 --> 02:03:01.397
This might become a police matter!

2149
02:03:02.316 --> 02:03:04.093
I will not listen to
anybody! I am leaving!

2150
02:03:04.173 --> 02:03:06.412
Shut up! Let me think!

2151
02:03:08.011 --> 02:03:09.463
We will find of some solution!

2152
02:03:22.988 --> 02:03:25.821
Box!
-Box! - Box!

2153
02:03:29.044 --> 02:03:30.479
It must contain something precious.

2154
02:03:31.240 --> 02:03:33.185
Yes. Like how they
show in the movies.

2155
02:03:33.488 --> 02:03:37.563
"Open the box. And it contains
jewels, diamonds and gold!"

2156
02:03:38.824 --> 02:03:40.480
Are you planning
to steal this? What?

2157
02:03:41.599 --> 02:03:41.950
What?

2158
02:03:45.545 --> 02:03:46.824
"No, Gopal! No, Gopal!"

2159
02:03:46.920 --> 02:03:47.560
Gopal, no.

2160
02:03:48.942 --> 02:03:49.964
"Gopal, what are you doing?"

2161
02:03:50.044 --> 02:03:51.934
"Madhav, explain
to him! No, Gopal!"

2162
02:03:52.449 --> 02:03:53.649
Have you guys gone mad!

2163
02:03:53.874 --> 02:03:57.371
"The family that gave you love, and
shelter" you will rob that Family.

2164
02:03:57.451 --> 02:03:59.114
We are not robbing the
family. We are taking the box!

2165
02:03:59.139 --> 02:04:00.240
You understand what
I am trying to say!

2166
02:04:00.320 --> 02:04:01.730
I think you shouldn't steal!

2167
02:04:02.138 --> 02:04:04.706
We are not stealing!
We are checking!

2168
02:04:05.640 --> 02:04:08.183
If we found something, then we will
take the loan and then return it.

2169
02:04:08.934 --> 02:04:10.115
"Gopal, this is sin!"

2170
02:04:11.223 --> 02:04:13.860
"Look, this door is also not opening!
God too is saying no, Gopal!"

2171
02:04:14.344 --> 02:04:16.284
"Listen to me! Gopal, no!"

2172
02:04:17.807 --> 02:04:18.891
I see! It opens from that side!

2173
02:04:20.558 --> 02:04:23.203
I still say that this is wrong!
- This is right!

2174
02:04:23.898 --> 02:04:25.716
"If it contains some treasure,
then I will make a movie..."

2175
02:04:25.796 --> 02:04:26.896
...and I will sign all of you!

2176
02:04:27.318 --> 02:04:28.828
"Buddy, first let me open it!"

2177
02:04:29.680 --> 02:04:34.781
"Stop, dear. You will
need the key to open it."

2178
02:04:40.345 --> 02:04:42.838
We... I was just looking at it.

2179
02:04:50.872 --> 02:04:52.468
I will tell you what it contains.

2180
02:05:02.586 --> 02:05:04.629
This is your compass box.

2181
02:05:05.241 --> 02:05:08.475
You were 6 years old
when had insisted on it.

2182
02:05:16.224 --> 02:05:19.437
And look at this.
Gun. For 'Diwali'.

2183
02:05:20.692 --> 02:05:23.748
"You used to run all over
the house, shooting the gun."

2184
02:05:33.185 --> 02:05:34.337
And this is your car.

2185
02:05:36.054 --> 02:05:38.389
You used to roam the
entire courtyard with this.

2186
02:05:38.629 --> 02:05:40.433
You used to play with
this the whole day.

2187
02:05:55.176 --> 02:05:56.085
"What is this, grandpa?"

2188
02:05:58.073 --> 02:05:59.019
Ashes.

2189
02:06:03.646 --> 02:06:04.256
Whose?

2190
02:06:06.361 --> 02:06:07.122
Sameer.

2191
02:06:17.126 --> 02:06:19.008
My grandson was born in America.

2192
02:06:21.483 --> 02:06:23.918
We were craving to meet him.

2193
02:06:25.690 --> 02:06:30.485
"But 2 years ago, in an
accident we lost our eyesight."

2194
02:06:31.596 --> 02:06:34.098
"With great courage,
I told my son..."

2195
02:06:34.139 --> 02:06:36.149
...everything about our accident.

2196
02:06:36.696 --> 02:06:37.885
He couldn't endure it.

2197
02:06:38.440 --> 02:06:40.108
And he left to come
here along with...

2198
02:06:40.149 --> 02:06:42.867
...my daughter-in-law
and grandson.

2199
02:06:44.278 --> 02:06:46.092
He was driving to the
airport in his car.

2200
02:06:48.552 --> 02:06:50.076
He met with an accident on the way.

2201
02:06:50.179 --> 02:06:52.233
(Car collides)

2202
02:06:54.204 --> 02:06:55.243
Nobody survived.

2203
02:06:58.672 --> 02:07:05.979
My son... my daughter-in-law...
my grandson. Nobody.

2204
02:07:11.993 --> 02:07:15.262
I couldn't tell Mangala this thing.

2205
02:07:16.760 --> 02:07:18.138
Otherwise she would have died.

2206
02:07:20.749 --> 02:07:24.259
Only I had to endure this shock.

2207
02:07:26.384 --> 02:07:31.454
My commissioner friend made
arrangements to send me to America.

2208
02:07:33.501 --> 02:07:37.402
And there with my own hands...

2209
02:07:38.801 --> 02:07:41.161
...I performed the final
rites of my entire pedigree.

2210
02:07:43.240 --> 02:07:44.785
When I returned from America...

2211
02:07:46.687 --> 02:07:48.399
...Mangala started asking me...

2212
02:07:49.049 --> 02:07:53.682
"...how is our grandson, how
grown up is he, does he talk..."

2213
02:07:54.107 --> 02:07:55.923
...and have you told him about me?

2214
02:07:56.900 --> 02:07:59.070
What would I have told him?
What could I have told her?

2215
02:08:00.452 --> 02:08:02.361
I didn't have the courage
to tell her the truth.

2216
02:08:04.521 --> 02:08:06.643
Everyday I used to say
that I will tell her today.

2217
02:08:06.723 --> 02:08:07.942
I will tell her today.

2218
02:08:10.445 --> 02:08:16.355
"Then... on the day I decided,
God send you as Sameer."

2219
02:08:19.982 --> 02:08:25.419
But I had realized that
you are not one but two.

2220
02:08:30.170 --> 02:08:35.233
"And gradually I realized
that you all are not 2, but 4."

2221
02:08:40.307 --> 02:08:42.771
But I had no qualms with your lie.

2222
02:08:42.796 --> 02:08:43.403
It's a truth.

2223
02:08:44.357 --> 02:08:47.535
Because Mangala was very
happy. She was very happy.

2224
02:08:49.344 --> 02:08:51.620
But... if you left now...

2225
02:08:53.762 --> 02:08:55.777
...then God knows what
she will go through.

2226
02:08:56.995 --> 02:08:59.986
She will shatter completely.
I am saying the truth.

2227
02:09:01.170 --> 02:09:04.105
What is left to shatter down?

2228
02:09:06.348 --> 02:09:09.552
You... such a big betrayal!

2229
02:09:13.583 --> 02:09:17.007
These... whoever they are...
I am not angry with them.

2230
02:09:17.393 --> 02:09:19.277
Because they are
outsiders. But you!

2231
02:09:21.348 --> 02:09:24.595
You... didn't even let me...

2232
02:09:24.735 --> 02:09:27.361
...perform the final
rites of my children!

2233
02:09:30.122 --> 02:09:35.043
I wanted to embrace Sameer...
if only for the last time.

2234
02:09:36.562 --> 02:09:40.749
On my lap.

2235
02:09:43.967 --> 02:09:51.423
You all... who are you all...
who gave you the right...

2236
02:09:51.464 --> 02:09:54.297
...the right to play with
an old couple's emotions!

2237
02:09:55.821 --> 02:09:58.411
You all have committed a grave sin!

2238
02:09:59.509 --> 02:10:04.470
Such a grave sin for which there
is no punishment in this world.

2239
02:10:17.725 --> 02:10:19.385
I have planned all this.

2240
02:10:20.812 --> 02:10:23.630
They are not responsible for
all this. Only I am responsible.

2241
02:10:27.143 --> 02:10:30.525
Consider it my mistake or
immaturity that I came here.

2242
02:10:32.566 --> 02:10:34.008
But a greater mistake is that...

2243
02:10:35.507 --> 02:10:38.288
...the love and family that
I searched for all my life...

2244
02:10:40.076 --> 02:10:41.897
...when I found that
in you both then...

2245
02:10:43.381 --> 02:10:44.761
...I couldn't recognize that.

2246
02:10:48.407 --> 02:10:49.630
And I hurt both of you.

2247
02:10:51.731 --> 02:10:56.460
Whatever punishment
you give... I accept it.

2248
02:10:57.607 --> 02:11:01.480
"La La La La"

2249
02:11:03.836 --> 02:11:06.864
"La La La La"

2250
02:11:07.347 --> 02:11:07.839
GRANDPA: Who is it?

2251
02:11:08.685 --> 02:11:12.595
"Pam. Pam. Pam. Boom"

2252
02:11:15.760 --> 02:11:17.232
I love this old man.

2253
02:11:19.063 --> 02:11:21.348
Uncle has helped me a lot.

2254
02:11:22.018 --> 02:11:25.615
Give me the urn otherwise
I will thrash you all so much...

2255
02:11:25.656 --> 02:11:28.312
...that even the beggar
will refuse to give you alms.

2256
02:11:28.353 --> 02:11:29.705
Why do you want the urn?

2257
02:11:29.746 --> 02:11:34.875
Give me one chance to atone
for my sins. Trust us. Laxman.

2258
02:11:35.902 --> 02:11:38.528
"Grandpa, come.
Come. Grandma, come."

2259
02:11:42.834 --> 02:11:44.817
"This way, grandma. Come, come."

2260
02:11:45.583 --> 02:11:48.204
You did the right thing
by sending uncle inside.

2261
02:11:48.711 --> 02:11:50.495
What do you want?
- The urn.

2262
02:11:50.839 --> 02:11:53.515
This? - Yes.
- Take it.

2263
02:11:54.195 --> 02:11:56.186
"Boss, these are
the same 4 guys..."

2264
02:11:56.440 --> 02:11:57.876
...who had thrashed me thrice.

2265
02:11:59.862 --> 02:12:01.197
I have never seen him before.

2266
02:12:01.560 --> 02:12:01.998
No...

2267
02:12:02.023 --> 02:12:04.038
Did you get thrashed
at the wrong place?

2268
02:12:04.273 --> 02:12:06.553
No! I swear on you, Babali

2269
02:12:07.050 --> 02:12:08.924
Babali? Who?
- He is the one.

2270
02:12:12.109 --> 02:12:14.812
(Laughter)

2271
02:12:15.283 --> 02:12:18.070
Imagine! Gabbar Singh's
name in 'Sholay' is Sweetie.

2272
02:12:19.010 --> 02:12:20.751
Keep quiet! Fire!

2273
02:12:21.161 --> 02:12:22.252
Don't fire!

2274
02:12:23.504 --> 02:12:30.160
(Background music)

2275
02:12:31.571 --> 02:12:32.784
I heard everything.

2276
02:12:33.670 --> 02:12:35.411
I swear on Sameer's ashes.

2277
02:12:36.064 --> 02:12:38.816
I am with you guys in this fight.

2278
02:12:39.248 --> 02:12:41.066
So you have changed the side!

2279
02:12:42.442 --> 02:12:43.331
Fire!

2280
02:12:45.730 --> 02:12:47.261
Fire!

2281
02:12:47.357 --> 02:12:48.486
Forgot to get the bullets!

2282
02:12:48.634 --> 02:12:49.345
What?

2283
02:12:50.288 --> 02:12:51.790
Forgot to get the bullets!

2284
02:12:54.257 --> 02:12:56.953
"If the bullets are at home, then
will you play hockey with this?"

2285
02:12:57.373 --> 02:12:58.699
Thrash them!

2286
02:13:15.874 --> 02:13:18.198
What are you staring at! Go up!

2287
02:13:27.701 --> 02:13:28.622
Switch it on!

2288
02:13:40.611 --> 02:13:41.403
"Golmaal."

2289
02:13:41.980 --> 02:13:43.099
"1, 2... Govinda"

2290
02:13:43.350 --> 02:13:48.408
"Golmaal."

2291
02:14:15.369 --> 02:14:16.169
Gopal!

2292
02:14:33.957 --> 02:14:37.071
Hang on! Hang on!
Why are we fighting?

2293
02:14:37.931 --> 02:14:40.445
You are not interested in the
ashes. Do you want the urn?

2294
02:14:40.680 --> 02:14:42.010
Yes!
- Why?

2295
02:14:44.035 --> 02:14:45.468
"Look, this matter is between us."

2296
02:15:07.564 --> 02:15:08.714
"Come, sir."'

2297
02:15:15.618 --> 02:15:17.611
"Excuse me, sir. You
cannot go from here."'

2298
02:15:19.842 --> 02:15:22.275
Diamonds!
-Diamonds! - Diamonds!

2299
02:15:22.535 --> 02:15:23.932
"Hold this, boys!"

2300
02:15:30.766 --> 02:15:31.821
You idiot... throw it here.

2301
02:15:32.660 --> 02:15:34.090
What have you done!

2302
02:15:34.170 --> 02:15:35.877
"He asked for it, so I gave him.
- Fool!"

2303
02:15:36.897 --> 02:15:37.452
Yes.

2304
02:15:52.138 --> 02:15:52.957
Madhav!

2305
02:16:04.591 --> 02:16:05.864
Give it to me.

2306
02:16:10.388 --> 02:16:11.780
(Tyre screeches)

2307
02:16:16.419 --> 02:16:18.346
I have been searching for
you guys since a long time!

2308
02:16:18.387 --> 02:16:20.747
I have been running after you!
Why do you want to ruin my career?

2309
02:16:21.054 --> 02:16:22.246
Nobody comes to my garage.

2310
02:16:22.287 --> 02:16:23.814
My wife has refused to come
back from her maternal house!

2311
02:16:23.894 --> 02:16:25.339
"Please, return my money! Please!"

2312
02:16:25.783 --> 02:16:26.861
I am really sorry.

2313
02:16:27.324 --> 02:16:29.473
You know I had come in
the scorching heat...

2314
02:16:29.553 --> 02:16:31.148
...without any slippers
to return your money.

2315
02:16:31.474 --> 02:16:33.014
And you know what happened?
- What?

2316
02:16:33.441 --> 02:16:34.574
He robbed that money.

2317
02:16:34.615 --> 02:16:36.907
Really? Return his money!

2318
02:16:36.948 --> 02:16:38.766
When did I steal
it! I have jut met!

2319
02:16:38.807 --> 02:16:40.786
Don't act smart! Return the money!

2320
02:16:40.827 --> 02:16:43.543
Who are you? The landlord!
- Tell him.

2321
02:16:43.794 --> 02:16:46.538
Look! He is Mr. Vasuli.
And he is Mr. Babali!

2322
02:16:46.579 --> 02:16:48.168
Babali!
- Babali!

2323
02:16:49.554 --> 02:16:50.888
We will tell him to tie us 'Rakhi'.

2324
02:16:50.929 --> 02:16:51.715
"Hey, Babali!"

2325
02:16:52.885 --> 02:16:53.735
Babali!

2326
02:16:55.070 --> 02:16:56.302
Why are you laughing!

2327
02:16:56.474 --> 02:16:57.656
"Golmaal!"

2328
02:16:58.665 --> 02:16:59.720
Oye!

2329
02:17:08.438 --> 02:17:09.438
"Golmaal!"

2330
02:17:11.187 --> 02:17:12.676
"Hail Mother Mary"

2331
02:17:13.759 --> 02:17:14.600
"Golmaal!"

2332
02:17:19.268 --> 02:17:20.713
Come. Take it.

2333
02:17:23.112 --> 02:17:23.648
Who is it!

2334
02:17:25.582 --> 02:17:26.382
Gopal!

2335
02:17:27.340 --> 02:17:27.754
Who is it?

2336
02:17:31.535 --> 02:17:32.435
Grandpa!

2337
02:17:34.289 --> 02:17:38.749
"Babali-, it doesn't come
out! It doesn't come out!"

2338
02:17:39.075 --> 02:17:40.177
My diamonds.

2339
02:17:44.511 --> 02:17:45.821
"Gopal, what happened?"

2340
02:17:47.786 --> 02:17:49.284
Sorry! Sorry!

2341
02:17:51.903 --> 02:17:52.697
Blood!

2342
02:17:54.687 --> 02:17:56.726
Babli brother...

2343
02:18:08.656 --> 02:18:10.742
What a nice...
- Don't touch it! - Okay!

2344
02:18:11.999 --> 02:18:13.400
What happened?
- He too...

2345
02:18:14.271 --> 02:18:16.732
"It's really deep, man!
- What happened?"

2346
02:18:18.193 --> 02:18:21.185
(Cow mooing)

2347
02:18:25.895 --> 02:18:28.060
"Everything is all right
now. Come, commissioner sir."

2348
02:18:30.721 --> 02:18:34.898
Commissioner sir... I know
what their punishment should be.

2349
02:18:35.921 --> 02:18:37.952
After seeing what
they all have done...

2350
02:18:38.726 --> 02:18:41.063
...all the four will live with us.
- What!

2351
02:18:42.300 --> 02:18:49.270
Yes. You all four will live as
the Shravan of these blind parents.

2352
02:18:49.350 --> 02:18:51.002
And Nadeem too.
- What?

2353
02:18:51.132 --> 02:18:53.063
You all will receive your
reward within 15 days.

2354
02:18:53.785 --> 02:18:55.260
Reward? For what?

2355
02:18:55.665 --> 02:18:58.270
Reward because you all
have nabbed a dangerous...

2356
02:18:58.311 --> 02:19:00.055
...gangster and got
the diamonds too.

2357
02:19:00.652 --> 02:19:02.361
So you will surely
get the 10o/o of that.

2358
02:19:02.604 --> 02:19:04.704
Great!
- My money!

2359
02:19:06.307 --> 02:19:08.871
They see rich people and
they start begging. Get out!

2360
02:19:09.712 --> 02:19:11.570
"Greetings, grandpa.
Greetings, grandma."

2361
02:19:11.836 --> 02:19:13.562
You have come to take
pickle in the hospital too.

2362
02:19:13.692 --> 02:19:15.015
"Grandpa, you too!"

2363
02:19:15.823 --> 02:19:19.060
"Tell me, which
naughty guy have..."

2364
02:19:19.222 --> 02:19:21.092
...you chosen from
these 4 naughty ones?

2365
02:19:27.077 --> 02:19:29.009
I am here. Where are
you going? I don't mind.

2366
02:19:29.959 --> 02:19:30.759
Lucky.

2367
02:19:31.968 --> 02:19:33.547
Doctor!

2368
02:19:33.588 --> 02:19:35.002
But he can't speak!

2369
02:19:35.688 --> 02:19:36.141
No?

2370
02:19:36.574 --> 02:19:37.973
I know that he can't speak.

2371
02:19:38.461 --> 02:19:41.398
But I wanted such a husband...
who would listen only to me.

2372
02:19:41.591 --> 02:19:42.862
And he himself
should remain silent.

2373
02:19:45.591 --> 02:19:49.012
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Do you have a sister?

2374
02:19:49.299 --> 02:19:51.527
"Yes, I have. But she
is 7 years old. Why?"

2375
02:19:57.423 --> 02:19:59.442
We will have to
wait for a long time.

2376
02:20:01.890 --> 02:20:04.608
"Golmaal!"

2377
02:20:08.164 --> 02:20:09.014
Action!

2378
02:20:22.363 --> 02:20:25.382
"Is something fishy!"

2379
02:20:25.727 --> 02:20:29.139
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"

2380
02:20:29.323 --> 02:20:32.643
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"

2381
02:20:32.684 --> 02:20:34.382
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."

2382
02:20:34.454 --> 02:20:35.681
"Be careful."

2383
02:20:35.738 --> 02:20:38.590
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2384
02:20:39.344 --> 02:20:42.401
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2385
02:20:42.821 --> 02:20:45.779
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2386
02:20:46.457 --> 02:20:50.659
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2387
02:20:53.571 --> 02:20:55.070
(Indistinct crowd laugh)

2388
02:20:57.802 --> 02:21:01.045
"Is something fishy!"

2389
02:21:01.318 --> 02:21:04.571
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"

2390
02:21:04.758 --> 02:21:08.109
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"

2391
02:21:08.150 --> 02:21:09.720
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."

2392
02:21:09.761 --> 02:21:11.137
"Be careful."

2393
02:21:11.178 --> 02:21:14.049
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2394
02:21:14.787 --> 02:21:18.731
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2395
02:21:20.447 --> 02:21:22.342
"We want to put the money."

2396
02:21:24.073 --> 02:21:25.610
"We want to put the money."

2397
02:21:27.449 --> 02:21:29.421
"We want to put the money."

2398
02:21:31.054 --> 02:21:32.913
"We want to put the money."

2399
02:21:39.815 --> 02:21:43.061
"Neither the heart nor we are bad."

2400
02:21:43.102 --> 02:21:46.865
"What can we do if
this world is bad."

2401
02:21:46.950 --> 02:21:50.464
"We teach them what
they taught us."

2402
02:21:50.695 --> 02:21:53.200
"Let's have some fun."

2403
02:21:53.843 --> 02:21:57.294
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2404
02:21:57.335 --> 02:22:00.215
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2405
02:22:01.552 --> 02:22:04.889
"Is something fishy!"

2406
02:22:05.030 --> 02:22:08.144
"We are troublesome,
baby. We are great!"

2407
02:22:08.601 --> 02:22:11.833
"Be careful! Be
careful! Be careful!"

2408
02:22:11.948 --> 02:22:13.590
"Otherwise we might
lose the heart."

2409
02:22:13.631 --> 02:22:15.260
"Be careful."

2410
02:22:16.795 --> 02:22:20.126
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2411
02:22:20.336 --> 02:22:23.248
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2412
02:22:23.947 --> 02:22:27.340
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2413
02:22:27.381 --> 02:22:31.529
"Golmaal! Golmaal!"

2414
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Cut it.