1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:59,399 --> 00:01:05,379 The only wonder of the world seen from outer space... 3 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:09,374 ... is the Great Wall of China. 4 00:01:10,088 --> 00:01:16,034 The sole purpose of building the wall was to protect the land. 5 00:02:18,856 --> 00:02:21,539 The enemy kept coming. 6 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,935 He fought on bravely. 7 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:34,469 The greatest warrior of China: 8 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,763 Liu Sheng. 9 00:02:41,351 --> 00:02:44,548 Today the wall is for tourists. 10 00:02:44,712 --> 00:02:49,348 The spirit of warriors lies frozen in statues. 11 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:56,798 But the enemy returns. 12 00:02:57,608 --> 00:02:59,298 Hojo. 13 00:03:23,815 --> 00:03:27,744 The evil Hojo has the village Zhange in his grip. 14 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,542 He knows riches worth millions are hidden here. 15 00:03:32,711 --> 00:03:35,908 He sells their treasures to foreigners. 16 00:03:45,608 --> 00:03:51,009 Sure. I'll talk to Dad about the shipment. 17 00:03:53,288 --> 00:03:56,135 You lazy dog. 18 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:15,015 Go. Or your son dies! 19 00:04:40,519 --> 00:04:46,465 Hojo 's treacherous games brought ruin to the villagers... 20 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,944 ... and death too. 21 00:04:52,935 --> 00:04:55,172 They were helpless. 22 00:05:07,847 --> 00:05:11,939 In times of trouble, even the blind look to God. 23 00:05:12,135 --> 00:05:16,096 But help only comes to the drowning man... 24 00:05:16,263 --> 00:05:19,525 ... if he reaches out for it. 25 00:05:20,231 --> 00:05:25,982 The villagers sought a guiding light to brighten their dark days. 26 00:06:06,855 --> 00:06:11,940 The key to their survival lay in their past. 27 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:17,024 Their centuries-old protector had returned. 28 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:22,660 He was born again: Liu Sheng. 29 00:06:22,823 --> 00:06:26,500 Born in another form and country... 30 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:30,886 ... their protector awaits them. 31 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,059 You smile? 32 00:07:05,511 --> 00:07:07,747 You're done for. 33 00:07:11,079 --> 00:07:15,007 Where to? You're lunch. 34 00:07:29,671 --> 00:07:33,184 I spent 100 rupees on five lottery tickets. 35 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:36,166 Only one. Let me win. 36 00:07:36,327 --> 00:07:42,786 Can't you help me? You do nothing all day! 37 00:09:32,935 --> 00:09:36,033 Oh, God. My winning lottery ticket is burning. 38 00:09:37,607 --> 00:09:39,233 Keep it then! 39 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:51,494 You insult me. 40 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:55,779 You tell people they were royalty in a previous lifetime. 41 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:56,925 And me? A mosquito? 42 00:09:57,447 --> 00:10:00,763 Shut up. You burping toad. Do you know who I am? 43 00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:05,893 Chopstick. The only Fung Shastra master in the world. 44 00:10:06,055 --> 00:10:11,106 Get it? A Master of Feng Shui and Vastu Shastra. 45 00:10:11,271 --> 00:10:14,141 I get it. Indian noodles. Chinese curry. 46 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:16,580 Put it down. 47 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:20,125 I'm the only mosquito I know who works like a dog. 48 00:10:20,295 --> 00:10:22,150 Shut up. 49 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,264 Here. See this lucky amulet? 50 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,698 It'll change your fate. 51 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,351 It has the mighty power of Fung Shastra. 52 00:10:32,871 --> 00:10:36,864 It's yours. How much have you got? 53 00:10:37,991 --> 00:10:40,031 How much? 54 00:10:40,999 --> 00:10:42,755 I'll check. 55 00:10:46,023 --> 00:10:47,005 Two rupees. 56 00:10:48,807 --> 00:10:51,873 - Damn. Give it to me. - Will my luck turn? 57 00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:54,751 Fool. Wear it and see. 58 00:10:56,775 --> 00:10:59,164 You'll be flying like a king. 59 00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:16,032 Dada, if I were a big shot, you'd have no food on your menu. 60 00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:20,193 Thanks to you, my restaurant survives. Right? 61 00:11:20,359 --> 00:11:24,253 Or I'd be begging at Jama Mosque. I know. 62 00:11:24,423 --> 00:11:29,093 You know nothing. If I had worn the amulet, who knows what I'd be today. 63 00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:35,684 Sidhu, you're naive. Don't get conned by those work-shy fools. 64 00:11:35,847 --> 00:11:38,564 Destiny isn't in your palm. 65 00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:39,807 It's in hard work. 66 00:11:40,614 --> 00:11:44,030 Hard work makes sweat. Not money. 67 00:11:44,199 --> 00:11:46,981 I need to get lucky to have money. 68 00:11:47,143 --> 00:11:48,997 Hard work will bring luck. 69 00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:54,276 Don't take it out on him. Stand on your own feet. 70 00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:57,635 Stop cooking dreams. No miracles will strike. 71 00:11:58,502 --> 00:12:02,212 How can a miracle strike? I never wore the amulet. 72 00:12:11,719 --> 00:12:16,956 Dada. Lord Ganesh has appeared in a potato. A miracle. 73 00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:24,897 Long live Lord Ganesh 74 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:28,006 Son of Goddess Parvati and Lord Shiva 75 00:12:45,607 --> 00:12:48,836 The charity box is there. 76 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:58,589 It's not Sidhu's. It's Chopstick's cash box. Long live bank notes. 77 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:03,363 Why did Lord Ganesh choose to appear in a potato? 78 00:13:03,526 --> 00:13:07,552 Mysterious are the ways of God. Pay your respects and move on. 79 00:13:07,719 --> 00:13:10,207 Four hundred and ten, 420 rupees. 80 00:13:11,943 --> 00:13:14,845 Pay protection money. Out with it. 81 00:13:28,839 --> 00:13:31,261 Don't pull his hand away or he'll rip my cheek. 82 00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:37,284 Easy. 83 00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:45,954 Cool air, please. 84 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,059 Dada. 85 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,635 I knew Lord Ganesh would send you in good time. 86 00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,603 Long live Lord Ganesh. 87 00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:51,712 No, Dada. 88 00:14:55,750 --> 00:15:00,060 Easy. You can't make an omelet without eggs. 89 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,311 Bring the bride here. 90 00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:17,117 He shows up here too. The moron. 91 00:15:32,326 --> 00:15:34,268 Dada. 92 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,492 Remember, Dada. 93 00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:44,379 You won't find another vegetable cutter like me in Chandni Chowk. 94 00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:48,774 I make the best curry. Mughalai... Where is he? 95 00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:58,717 Chinese? 96 00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:03,324 He's Chinese too? 97 00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:20,386 He needs to know he's Liu Sheng. Reborn. 98 00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,365 Tell him he's the warrior Liu Sheng. 99 00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:28,544 He must destroy Hojo. Destroy Hojo. 100 00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:33,119 Only Liu Sheng can kill him. 101 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:38,853 Hojo has taken control of our village. 102 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:41,186 Hojo decapitates our men. 103 00:16:45,831 --> 00:16:50,784 We have found you at last. 104 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:56,253 You must destroy Hojo. 105 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:06,690 How do I explain to them? They mistake a toothpick for an arrow. 106 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:14,464 Chopstick. Good fortune comes from China and you show it a "Do Not Disturb" sign? 107 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:21,573 If you tell Sidhu they want him to kill an evil enemy, he'll never go to China. 108 00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:25,797 Don't lie, Chopstick. He may amount to nothing, but spare his life. 109 00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:29,090 Give him a break. He'll love you for it. 110 00:17:29,254 --> 00:17:32,222 What if Hojo drinks his blood? 111 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:38,206 Your Chinese ancestors are calling you. Go to China with him. And get rich. 112 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,804 No. 113 00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:41,436 Don't listen. 114 00:17:41,607 --> 00:17:42,784 Walk the path of truth. 115 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:46,114 Truth? It will mislead you. 116 00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:47,522 Why look from left to right? 117 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,828 Are they speaking Sindhi? What's "Dado Hojo"? 118 00:17:53,895 --> 00:17:58,750 Your plans will go kaput if you tell him it means "Kill Hojo." Wing it. 119 00:18:00,007 --> 00:18:05,244 Dado Hojo means "the cool one." 120 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,734 You're cool too. 121 00:18:10,694 --> 00:18:14,207 But they said a lot more. What did they say? 122 00:18:15,526 --> 00:18:18,308 They said Lord Ganesh has blessed you. 123 00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:21,951 His blessings have changed your future. And your past. 124 00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:26,940 You were no fish, fly or flea in a previous birth. 125 00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:30,907 You were a great and fearless Chinese king. 126 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:34,013 - Liu Sheng. - Liu Sheng. 127 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,813 Dado Hojo. 128 00:18:55,974 --> 00:19:02,401 I'm going from Chandni Chowk to China! 129 00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:06,083 Hello, boys. 130 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:12,254 She has the curves She has heart 131 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,799 A chance for romance 132 00:19:16,966 --> 00:19:19,813 Come, baby, let's dance 133 00:19:19,974 --> 00:19:23,171 But Baby can 't dance 134 00:19:26,055 --> 00:19:28,989 The new baby in the town Dreams of dating the DJ 135 00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:31,803 But Baby can 't dance 136 00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:37,890 But Baby can 't dance But Baby can 't dance 137 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:40,607 I will never dance well. 138 00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:43,457 I don't want to live anymore. Give me poison. 139 00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:44,995 Don 't despair. 140 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:49,023 You don 't need poison. You need Dance Master G9. 141 00:19:49,191 --> 00:19:50,685 Dance Master G9? 142 00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:52,797 Yes! Dance Master G9. 143 00:19:53,062 --> 00:19:54,818 A new Chinese gadget. 144 00:19:55,047 --> 00:19:58,080 Tie it to your ankles. Press a button and dance. 145 00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:02,975 Bhangra to Beyonce. Dance! 146 00:20:05,863 --> 00:20:08,481 Keep your husbands from bar girls. 147 00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:10,173 Do the dancing yourself! 148 00:20:10,407 --> 00:20:11,999 Buy Dance Master G9. 149 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,839 I am Miss TSM. 150 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,040 Cool, sexy, confident, glam. That's me. 151 00:20:19,398 --> 00:20:21,765 Thanks to Dance Master G9. 152 00:20:22,278 --> 00:20:26,719 You want to shine like me? Order Dance Master G9. 153 00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:40,605 Master! 154 00:20:40,775 --> 00:20:43,622 Can I find a girl like her in China? 155 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:48,450 Join the line for a Chinese visa. Who cares if you're Miss TSM? 156 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:54,212 Tell your sob story to someone else. I can't help you. Try asking around. 157 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,862 Go on. Go through, sir. 158 00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,143 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 159 00:20:58,311 --> 00:21:00,067 Excuse me. 160 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:04,704 Madam, do you have a token? Go through. 161 00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:08,286 Long live Lord Ganesh 162 00:21:08,454 --> 00:21:12,546 Son of Goddess Parvati and Lord Shiva 163 00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:16,546 O dear lord, master of all. 164 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:25,021 You have answered my prayers. All I need now is Miss TSM. 165 00:21:25,734 --> 00:21:30,590 My forehead has become dented from bowing at Shiva's temple. 166 00:21:32,134 --> 00:21:36,160 I'll cook the finest delicacies for you. 167 00:21:36,326 --> 00:21:40,865 Your father, Lord Shiva, never heeded me. 168 00:21:43,687 --> 00:21:45,694 Please, Lord Ganesh. 169 00:21:55,974 --> 00:21:59,749 My God! I didn't order a dish but here it is. 170 00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:05,121 A woman as lovely as cake can only be a gift from Lord Ganesh. 171 00:22:05,286 --> 00:22:09,956 You are no ordinary dish! Lord Ganesh seasoned you himself. 172 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,988 My number's been called. I'll be back. 173 00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:43,073 Rascal. 174 00:22:47,686 --> 00:22:50,108 What's happening to me? 175 00:22:53,254 --> 00:22:56,603 A fellow is dancing like a loony, I'll just check, sir. 176 00:23:05,062 --> 00:23:07,266 The token will be mine. Thanks to Dance Master G9. 177 00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:11,521 Give me back my token! Wicked girl. 178 00:23:12,615 --> 00:23:13,597 You bad girl! 179 00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:16,164 A bomb! 180 00:23:18,118 --> 00:23:20,224 Miss TSM! 181 00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:26,112 Sidhu! 182 00:23:29,606 --> 00:23:33,086 I'll give you a tight slap. Off to China! If you please. 183 00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:34,236 Okay. I won't go. 184 00:23:34,406 --> 00:23:40,930 I'm furious. Take your bags inside! 185 00:23:41,094 --> 00:23:43,004 No one can stop a hurricane. 186 00:23:44,646 --> 00:23:48,476 Not by cursing or kicking. Let him go to China. 187 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:54,374 You crook! My shoe will land on your head and knock sense into you. 188 00:23:55,782 --> 00:24:00,092 Move it. You always trust the wrong people. You will never change. 189 00:24:00,263 --> 00:24:02,019 Let me go to China and fulfill my dream. 190 00:24:02,214 --> 00:24:05,029 Stop dreaming! You'll wake up and find you have nothing. 191 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:08,037 What do I have now? 192 00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:14,276 No car, no house, no servant. Not even a mother on my side. 193 00:24:14,438 --> 00:24:19,326 I started life in a dustbin. I might end up on a rubbish heap. 194 00:24:24,486 --> 00:24:28,642 Well done, brother. Well spoken. 195 00:24:29,254 --> 00:24:35,965 You were so high when I took you in. I became your family. 196 00:24:36,358 --> 00:24:38,398 I raised you. 197 00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:42,526 And you talk of ending up on a rubbish heap. 198 00:24:42,694 --> 00:24:46,436 You trust that crook. You think a potato is a god. 199 00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:50,395 You don't have a grain of self-belief. 200 00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:55,714 I yell at you. I hit you. 201 00:24:57,222 --> 00:25:03,037 I'm nobody to you, right? So you talk of ending up on a rubbish heap. 202 00:25:04,038 --> 00:25:07,485 Very well. Be on your way. 203 00:25:07,654 --> 00:25:11,069 I don't want anything from you. 204 00:25:11,238 --> 00:25:14,915 Dada. For my sake, wait. 205 00:25:21,638 --> 00:25:23,231 I know... 206 00:25:24,486 --> 00:25:30,182 ...you taught me everything. You brought me up. 207 00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:39,644 My destiny won't be made here. It will be made in China. 208 00:25:42,438 --> 00:25:49,148 I know you will save me if I get into trouble. 209 00:25:51,302 --> 00:25:56,452 Dada, don't be angry with me. Let me go. 210 00:26:01,222 --> 00:26:07,300 Dada, if everything goes well, promise you'll come to China. 211 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,791 Me? To China? No. 212 00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:13,984 Of course. If you don't come, who will kick me in the backside? 213 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:17,347 How will I fly through the air? 214 00:26:20,262 --> 00:26:22,367 Tell me the truth. 215 00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:30,140 You won't let me go because you'll miss me, right? Don't lie. 216 00:26:40,070 --> 00:26:42,175 Be careful, brother. 217 00:26:42,342 --> 00:26:46,783 Danger lurks in the strangest places. 218 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:57,340 And so with Dada 's blessings, Sidhu set off to China. 219 00:27:43,014 --> 00:27:49,244 Let me close the bin. Our things will fall out. 220 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,594 Are you stupid? 221 00:28:08,358 --> 00:28:09,819 The little touches that count. 222 00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:13,698 Jet Airways. 223 00:28:17,638 --> 00:28:20,737 Master! She's a wicked girl. 224 00:28:22,374 --> 00:28:23,584 Don't trust her! She's bad. 225 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:26,598 Lower your voice. No woman can be trusted. 226 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:11,259 From Chandni Chowk to China 227 00:29:13,381 --> 00:29:15,618 I haven 't figured out who I am 228 00:29:26,117 --> 00:29:27,165 Look at my face 229 00:29:28,198 --> 00:29:29,441 Plain and simple 230 00:29:30,214 --> 00:29:32,930 Everyone tells me I'm a king Not a pauper 231 00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,433 Who threw a banana peel here? 232 00:29:38,597 --> 00:29:40,769 Chinese comrades! Ready? 233 00:29:53,638 --> 00:29:57,118 Have you seen your face in the mirror? 234 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:02,238 You look a right clown 235 00:30:02,406 --> 00:30:03,420 Zero brains 236 00:30:03,813 --> 00:30:06,115 Push you and you'll topple over 237 00:30:06,693 --> 00:30:10,622 Silly oaf It's a sham, all a scam 238 00:30:14,758 --> 00:30:19,068 She walks away, stirring his heart 239 00:30:20,966 --> 00:30:24,927 See how he abandons his dreams And goes after her 240 00:30:29,638 --> 00:30:32,637 Have you seen your face in the mirror? 241 00:30:56,838 --> 00:31:00,864 Girl! Get my drift? Stop showing me attitude 242 00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:05,121 I'm as hot as they get Stop teasing me 243 00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:11,644 I claw like a cat 244 00:31:11,813 --> 00:31:13,635 Uniforms fear me 245 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:17,984 My braid is a blade You big hulk, get lost 246 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:22,593 Like tamarind, I'm tangy and sweet 247 00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:26,686 Like lightning, I'll burn you to eternity 248 00:31:26,854 --> 00:31:30,596 Silly oaf It's a sham, all a scam 249 00:31:35,142 --> 00:31:39,266 Her mischief has made mincemeat of you 250 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:43,227 Where did she come from? Who does she think she is? 251 00:31:43,430 --> 00:31:45,437 Grabbing everything in sight 252 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:51,940 This doll or that doll will do As long as she's made in China 253 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:56,443 Let them burn with envy Here I go 254 00:31:57,605 --> 00:32:01,282 Chandni Chowk behind me China up ahead 255 00:32:02,374 --> 00:32:04,261 Chinatown 256 00:32:04,421 --> 00:32:09,124 Let's go down Chinatown 257 00:32:09,286 --> 00:32:13,082 Silly oaf It's no sham, it's no scam 258 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:21,668 Have no fear The lord above 259 00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:27,427 Will make this clown a king 260 00:32:27,909 --> 00:32:30,244 From Chandni Chowk to China 261 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,827 I haven't figured out who I am. 262 00:32:39,781 --> 00:32:43,458 - Are you...? - Stupid. Stupid, stupid. 263 00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:47,167 Go to sleep. 264 00:32:50,949 --> 00:32:52,956 Are you both stupid? 265 00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:27,713 - Dado Hojo! - Kill Hojo! 266 00:33:38,949 --> 00:33:41,404 Lord Ganesh! I am in China. 267 00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:49,724 See that, Chopstick? 268 00:33:49,894 --> 00:33:53,756 Now he has the disciples, and you're left holding the bags. 269 00:33:53,926 --> 00:33:55,813 Flies love caviar as much as garbage. 270 00:33:56,422 --> 00:33:59,684 Look at him! He isn't even a flea. 271 00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:09,598 That's her! 272 00:34:13,446 --> 00:34:17,243 Get out of the way. Move. 273 00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:22,555 Stop her. She's a cheat. 274 00:34:34,629 --> 00:34:37,826 Where are you heading? 275 00:34:41,478 --> 00:34:46,267 Are you nice as sugar and spice? Or bitter as lemon? 276 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:51,099 How did you turn Chinese? Or is it "do in Rome as the Romans do?" 277 00:34:52,806 --> 00:34:55,653 Indian arts are now martial arts, eh? 278 00:34:55,813 --> 00:34:59,162 What's this? How did this bun appear? 279 00:34:59,941 --> 00:35:02,046 - Who baked it? - Stop it. 280 00:35:02,213 --> 00:35:03,555 You said "tit." 281 00:35:04,262 --> 00:35:06,880 Sidhu, have you gone nuts? Why are you harassing the lady? 282 00:35:07,046 --> 00:35:10,395 That's no lady. Miss TSM is a cheat. I won't spare her. 283 00:35:10,565 --> 00:35:11,874 Wait for me! 284 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:17,540 Who baked your bun? 285 00:35:22,181 --> 00:35:25,312 Get your paws off the women! 286 00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:46,363 Diamonds seized. Liu Sheng? An Indian. 287 00:37:15,461 --> 00:37:20,033 Go to India and find out who this man is. 288 00:37:20,773 --> 00:37:26,851 Hojo sends his henchman, Joey, to uncover the truth about Sidhu. 289 00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:44,157 Meow Meow wondered why Sidhu chased her at the airport. 290 00:37:44,325 --> 00:37:46,333 And why he thought he knew her. 291 00:37:54,629 --> 00:38:00,412 I'm Miss TSM. I'm Sakhi. How will I explain in Chinese? 292 00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:04,607 Miss Sakhi, welcome to the TSM factory in China. 293 00:38:08,390 --> 00:38:11,739 I'm a Chinese guy Hello to you 294 00:38:11,909 --> 00:38:14,943 Multi Language Translator 295 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:17,024 Now watch the magic 296 00:38:17,221 --> 00:38:18,596 How come they speak Hindi? 297 00:38:18,758 --> 00:38:21,922 I speak every lingo of the world 298 00:38:22,309 --> 00:38:25,059 Press the button 299 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:27,493 You can speak too 300 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:30,849 Like a necklace Wear it close to your heart 301 00:38:35,526 --> 00:38:38,144 Wow, you're a genius. 302 00:38:38,310 --> 00:38:43,361 A magic umbrella It comes in handy, rain or shine 303 00:38:49,029 --> 00:38:51,004 A shield against bullets. 304 00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:54,052 Wow, James Bond. 305 00:38:54,213 --> 00:38:56,068 You'll say it's a parachute too? 306 00:38:57,893 --> 00:38:59,519 Lands like a feather 307 00:39:03,622 --> 00:39:09,317 This pepper spray stings A girl's perfect bodyguard 308 00:39:09,957 --> 00:39:11,583 Now, isn 't that smart? 309 00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:20,320 I'm Miss TSM from China. 310 00:39:29,798 --> 00:39:31,521 Thank you. 311 00:39:31,685 --> 00:39:34,140 Put the products in her car. This way, please. 312 00:39:36,581 --> 00:39:39,396 You're such a big star in India. 313 00:39:39,653 --> 00:39:43,362 All this way for the samples? From India to China. 314 00:39:43,525 --> 00:39:45,249 So far? 315 00:39:46,149 --> 00:39:51,452 Far? China is very close to my heart. 316 00:39:52,741 --> 00:39:56,254 My parents met here. 317 00:39:58,694 --> 00:40:00,603 My dad. Inspector Chiang Kohung. 318 00:40:03,173 --> 00:40:06,719 You're under arrest, Hojo! 319 00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:17,244 My twin, Suzy... 320 00:40:17,413 --> 00:40:20,260 ...and I were born in China. 321 00:40:22,149 --> 00:40:27,037 Suzy. Suzy. Sakhi. 322 00:40:27,398 --> 00:40:28,380 Suzy? 323 00:40:29,381 --> 00:40:32,610 Suzy. Sakhi. 324 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:40,603 My family met their ruin in China. 325 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:43,611 Smile. 326 00:40:44,997 --> 00:40:46,688 Okay, thank you. 327 00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:50,594 - Go. I'll join you. Take Sakhi. - And you? 328 00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:55,743 Suzy. Suzy. 329 00:41:18,725 --> 00:41:19,740 Run! 330 00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:32,161 My husband! 331 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,978 My daughter! Suzy! 332 00:42:41,957 --> 00:42:43,266 Chiang Kohung! 333 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:49,571 No! Suzy! 334 00:43:00,709 --> 00:43:03,098 We never found Suzy's or Dad's body. 335 00:43:04,773 --> 00:43:08,319 Mother couldn't bear her loss and she too... 336 00:43:11,269 --> 00:43:14,618 She always said they were still alive. 337 00:43:15,781 --> 00:43:22,491 I came all the way to China to lay them to rest... 338 00:43:23,109 --> 00:43:25,116 ... and find peace. 339 00:43:41,701 --> 00:43:43,075 Dad, Suzy... 340 00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:48,001 ...I could never meet you. 341 00:43:48,165 --> 00:43:49,594 Suzy? 342 00:43:49,893 --> 00:43:51,781 I, Sakhi Kohung Chiang, promise... 343 00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:55,396 ...I'll never forget you. 344 00:43:55,813 --> 00:43:58,301 Sakhi? 345 00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:00,730 Suzy? 346 00:44:08,549 --> 00:44:09,662 No! 347 00:45:06,597 --> 00:45:08,485 Subtitle? 348 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:12,193 They say Liu Sheng died here. 349 00:45:12,933 --> 00:45:17,951 No, he didn't die. He was martyred. 350 00:45:24,325 --> 00:45:26,016 Take it easy. 351 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,279 Pay your respects. 352 00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:33,922 - Liu Sheng! - Liu Sheng! 353 00:45:45,764 --> 00:45:47,619 We're after Meow Meow. 354 00:45:50,597 --> 00:45:52,506 Hello! 355 00:45:53,669 --> 00:45:56,538 Have I so many fans in China? 356 00:45:56,709 --> 00:45:58,236 - There she is! - Stop! 357 00:46:00,229 --> 00:46:02,912 The police? Fans of mine? Autograph? 358 00:46:04,964 --> 00:46:06,753 - No autograph? - You're under arrest! 359 00:46:07,205 --> 00:46:08,765 Arrest? 360 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:11,419 No! 361 00:46:12,133 --> 00:46:13,246 Catch me! 362 00:46:16,453 --> 00:46:17,729 Where is Lord Ganesh? 363 00:46:25,509 --> 00:46:26,916 Where is he? 364 00:47:01,029 --> 00:47:04,574 I fell. I didn't even realize it. 365 00:47:08,517 --> 00:47:12,292 No! She's a dangerous woman. She's violent. 366 00:47:15,237 --> 00:47:17,987 Liu Sheng doesn't hurt women. 367 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,340 The Indian hero. 368 00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:39,969 Meow Meow. 369 00:47:42,053 --> 00:47:44,540 Not here. Over there. 370 00:47:48,933 --> 00:47:50,624 What did I blurt out? 371 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,283 Liu Sheng! 372 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:21,563 Master! I am in your country! A poor boy from Chandni Chowk. 373 00:48:24,645 --> 00:48:29,762 I'm here! All the way from Chandni Chowk! 374 00:48:39,973 --> 00:48:46,170 Your king has come! Hello to each and everyone. 375 00:49:08,101 --> 00:49:12,607 He's here. Liu Sheng has arrived. Hurry. 376 00:49:17,572 --> 00:49:24,283 Costume. Makeup. Disguise. No one will recognize me. 377 00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:28,451 Meow Meow returned defeated. 378 00:49:28,613 --> 00:49:31,679 Liu Sheng? As if! 379 00:49:32,036 --> 00:49:34,906 Meow Meow was sure Hojo would end her days... 380 00:49:35,077 --> 00:49:37,859 ... but he had another thought in mind: 381 00:49:41,924 --> 00:49:44,029 To kill Sidhu. 382 00:49:48,196 --> 00:49:50,236 How sweet is the taste of money 383 00:49:51,397 --> 00:49:53,786 Survival is tough 384 00:49:56,421 --> 00:50:01,025 But never forget what I tell you 385 00:50:01,188 --> 00:50:06,273 You can never escape your destiny 386 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:09,825 I raise a toast to you, my friend 387 00:50:11,588 --> 00:50:15,483 The world is at your feet 388 00:50:16,036 --> 00:50:21,470 Now stand up And claim what is rightfully yours 389 00:50:21,637 --> 00:50:26,209 Be the master of your destiny 390 00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,956 Master, this is an Indian song. 391 00:50:42,724 --> 00:50:48,540 O broad-shouldered, big-hearted Iron-chested one 392 00:50:48,709 --> 00:50:51,709 There's nothing to fear, now you're here 393 00:50:51,876 --> 00:50:55,073 From Chandni Chowk to China 394 00:51:07,845 --> 00:51:12,187 A friend of yours has come from India Say hello 395 00:51:12,357 --> 00:51:16,765 Make merry at night Take it easy all day 396 00:51:26,597 --> 00:51:33,307 Everyone dance and sing It's a holiday, time for fun 397 00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:58,466 Attack! 398 00:52:41,668 --> 00:52:47,549 There is no rich or poor, no high or low 399 00:52:47,845 --> 00:52:54,009 Everyone dance together, friend or foe 400 00:52:54,180 --> 00:52:56,482 No black-marketeering 401 00:52:56,645 --> 00:52:58,587 Clean dealings today 402 00:52:58,757 --> 00:53:04,899 Make merry at night Take it easy all day 403 00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:15,521 Say hello to your friend 404 00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:41,922 A friend of yours has come from India 405 00:54:42,084 --> 00:54:45,696 Say hello! 406 00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:50,945 Make merry at night 407 00:54:51,108 --> 00:54:57,666 And now to sleep in China 408 00:54:58,117 --> 00:55:01,794 God. Why do I itch all over? 409 00:55:09,284 --> 00:55:12,829 I got it all wrong. 410 00:55:13,764 --> 00:55:17,441 Try and understand. I'm innocent. 411 00:55:17,604 --> 00:55:19,612 I don't know why the police want me. 412 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:29,242 Master. Tomorrow's papers will have a photo of me. 413 00:55:29,604 --> 00:55:33,946 - I hit her and your photo is printed? - No. Your photo too. 414 00:55:34,116 --> 00:55:37,531 - Go. Go to sleep. - Master, I want to sleep next to you. 415 00:55:37,732 --> 00:55:39,073 Shut it tight, master. 416 00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:42,587 - Get to bed. You'll be fine. - Listen to me, master. 417 00:55:49,284 --> 00:55:51,553 I'll check it again. 418 00:56:00,036 --> 00:56:01,563 Get to bed, Sidhu. 419 00:56:06,436 --> 00:56:07,680 She's changed again. 420 00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:19,997 My lips are sealed, alas 421 00:56:20,388 --> 00:56:24,098 It's a secret, come near 422 00:56:24,261 --> 00:56:25,690 How did you get here? 423 00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:34,206 Touch me, touch me, touch me 424 00:56:34,372 --> 00:56:36,706 I said, I said, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me 425 00:56:36,868 --> 00:56:39,519 I said, I said, hold me, hold me, hold me 426 00:56:49,764 --> 00:56:52,099 Save me, master. 427 00:56:57,604 --> 00:57:00,026 She stole my heart 428 00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:02,845 And walked away 429 00:57:04,229 --> 00:57:06,116 That's my signature tune. 430 00:57:18,820 --> 00:57:24,766 I lost my mind, I'm half-crazed What's this thing called love? 431 00:57:30,788 --> 00:57:35,196 I'm terrified, master. I must sleep next to you. 432 00:57:39,428 --> 00:57:44,185 - What's wrong, master? - Nothing. I'm closing the door. 433 00:57:44,964 --> 00:57:48,706 Make sure it's locked. She's a slippery customer. 434 00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:50,689 Suzy! 435 00:58:56,132 --> 00:58:59,329 Suzy! Suzy! 436 00:59:04,676 --> 00:59:06,334 Suzy! 437 00:59:15,748 --> 00:59:17,439 Suzy! 438 00:59:25,188 --> 00:59:27,043 Suzy! 439 00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:34,685 Suzy! 440 00:59:51,972 --> 00:59:53,795 What a girl. 441 00:59:58,148 --> 01:00:00,668 No need to put on the light. 442 01:00:01,572 --> 01:00:03,427 You dazzle like lightning. 443 01:00:03,716 --> 01:00:05,603 So beautiful. 444 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:10,428 Like these ignorant folk... 445 01:00:10,596 --> 01:00:13,247 ...you also believe Sidhu is Liu Sheng. 446 01:00:13,412 --> 01:00:15,484 You mistake the monkey for the master. 447 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:26,209 He's a loser. A vegetable cutter from Chandni Chowk. 448 01:00:26,564 --> 01:00:31,070 He dances to my tune. He's no Liu Sheng. 449 01:00:34,116 --> 01:00:37,051 Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng. 450 01:00:46,756 --> 01:00:49,919 Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng? 451 01:00:51,268 --> 01:00:54,497 Sidhu isn't Liu Sheng? 452 01:00:55,044 --> 01:00:57,247 That's what I said. He's a loser. 453 01:00:57,411 --> 01:01:00,161 He's nothing. 454 01:01:01,380 --> 01:01:06,748 He's a fool. I am everything. 455 01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:09,054 I am everything. 456 01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:18,586 This time Meow Meow has the perfect gift for Hojo: 457 01:01:18,852 --> 01:01:22,561 A way to kill Sidhu. 458 01:01:22,852 --> 01:01:24,575 Chopstick. 459 01:01:43,876 --> 01:01:45,370 Suzy. 460 01:01:57,572 --> 01:01:59,961 Suzy? Wanted? 461 01:02:02,372 --> 01:02:03,965 Sidhu? 462 01:02:29,988 --> 01:02:30,970 Wait. 463 01:02:35,268 --> 01:02:36,545 Don't tell her anything. 464 01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:52,668 Tell them what you told me... 465 01:02:52,836 --> 01:02:54,243 ...about Liu Sheng. 466 01:02:55,076 --> 01:02:56,734 Sidhu is nothing. 467 01:02:57,124 --> 01:03:01,979 He is a loser. A fraud. A vegetable cutter. 468 01:03:02,148 --> 01:03:03,358 A vegetable cutter. 469 01:03:04,131 --> 01:03:07,961 Daddy, I tricked him. 470 01:03:08,131 --> 01:03:09,692 He doesn't know. 471 01:03:09,860 --> 01:03:14,529 He was brought here to kill Hojo. 472 01:03:14,691 --> 01:03:18,488 Greetings from India. I have proof, Hojo. 473 01:03:21,059 --> 01:03:22,074 Hojo? 474 01:03:54,211 --> 01:03:56,000 Master. 475 01:04:01,668 --> 01:04:04,418 She's always giving me the slip. 476 01:04:05,316 --> 01:04:06,745 Where's the girl? 477 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:09,785 Liu Sheng, how are you? 478 01:04:09,956 --> 01:04:13,371 Liu Sheng, how are you? 479 01:04:13,796 --> 01:04:14,908 Liu Sheng? 480 01:04:15,075 --> 01:04:17,050 Sidhu? Sidhu? 481 01:04:17,796 --> 01:04:19,357 Liu Sheng? 482 01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:23,329 - We caught Meow Meow. - No! I'm not her. 483 01:04:23,492 --> 01:04:25,728 - Meow Meow! - Liu Sheng? 484 01:04:27,651 --> 01:04:31,132 Hojo! 485 01:04:33,284 --> 01:04:35,389 Hojo is here! 486 01:04:35,556 --> 01:04:38,370 Hojo is here! 487 01:04:38,532 --> 01:04:42,176 Run for your life! Run for your life! 488 01:04:55,204 --> 01:04:57,724 - Liu Sheng! - Liu Sheng! 489 01:05:12,612 --> 01:05:15,067 These kids are real naughty. 490 01:05:15,236 --> 01:05:18,848 - Come. Kill Hojo! - You want to take a photo? 491 01:05:20,036 --> 01:05:22,753 What's the hurry? Where were you all night? 492 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:25,731 See how they respect me? It's all thanks to you. 493 01:05:25,892 --> 01:05:29,634 They want to take our picture. You come too. 494 01:05:30,467 --> 01:05:32,955 The photographer? 495 01:05:33,124 --> 01:05:34,531 Hojo! 496 01:05:34,692 --> 01:05:39,449 Hey. Not the statue. Take a picture of me. 497 01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:43,449 Come on. Take the picture. Indians and Chinese. 498 01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:47,297 Brothers all the way. 499 01:05:50,467 --> 01:05:54,242 Where's your camera? Where is it? 500 01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:57,786 - Liu Sheng. - That's right. I'm Liu Sheng. 501 01:05:57,955 --> 01:06:01,981 Liu Sheng! Liu Sheng! Liu Sheng! 502 01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:11,548 Hojo! Hojo! Hojo! 503 01:06:13,892 --> 01:06:16,543 - Dado Hojo! - Kill Hojo! 504 01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:19,326 - Dado Hojo! - Kill Hojo! 505 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:37,217 Hojo! Hojo! Who will take my photo? 506 01:06:49,476 --> 01:06:51,134 Tell your friend about me. 507 01:06:56,644 --> 01:07:00,026 And tell him what I'm going to do to him. 508 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:08,926 Dado Hojo! Dado Hojo! Dado Hojo! Dado Hojo! 509 01:07:09,091 --> 01:07:12,091 Dado Hojo! Dado... 510 01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:16,835 Sidhu, I lied to you. 511 01:07:47,076 --> 01:07:48,450 Run from here, Sidhu. 512 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,564 Let go of me! 513 01:08:03,107 --> 01:08:04,863 Sidhu! 514 01:08:22,755 --> 01:08:24,249 Dada? 515 01:08:50,563 --> 01:08:52,571 I made a terrible mistake. 516 01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:56,829 I was no Liu Sheng in a previous life. 517 01:08:56,996 --> 01:09:01,785 I was a mosquito. And still am. 518 01:09:02,467 --> 01:09:05,598 Sir, I'm an ordinary man from Chandni Chowk. 519 01:09:05,763 --> 01:09:08,000 Dada's foolish boy. 520 01:09:08,164 --> 01:09:10,051 Don't beg! 521 01:09:10,211 --> 01:09:15,994 No, it isn't his fault. I'm to blame. Punish me. 522 01:09:16,644 --> 01:09:21,662 Let him go, sir. It isn't his fault. 523 01:09:21,827 --> 01:09:23,867 It isn't his fault. 524 01:09:28,451 --> 01:09:29,433 Sidhu, get up! 525 01:09:30,084 --> 01:09:32,734 I'll be disgraced forever. 526 01:09:32,899 --> 01:09:34,939 Sidhu, get up! 527 01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:59,516 This is the man you call your Liu Sheng? 528 01:10:04,131 --> 01:10:05,920 Liu Sheng? 529 01:10:10,275 --> 01:10:12,958 You think you can destroy me? 530 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:18,460 You want this man to save your village? 531 01:10:18,627 --> 01:10:20,667 First let's see... 532 01:10:20,835 --> 01:10:23,585 ...if he can save one man. 533 01:10:31,332 --> 01:10:35,936 If you can't use your hands to defend me, then don't fold them to beg. 534 01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:41,500 Destroy them! Remember you are from Chandni Chowk. 535 01:10:47,044 --> 01:10:49,280 You bastard! 536 01:10:50,020 --> 01:10:52,954 You have 20 hired hands and think you're a strong man. 537 01:10:55,139 --> 01:10:59,481 If you're so brave, then fight me. I'll chop you into bits and scatter them. 538 01:11:46,851 --> 01:11:52,634 You are naive. Don't trust these work-shy bastards. 539 01:11:59,811 --> 01:12:05,659 Danger lurks in the strangest places. 540 01:12:13,379 --> 01:12:18,878 I know you'll save me if I get into trouble. 541 01:13:52,035 --> 01:13:53,082 Liu Sheng? 542 01:14:49,731 --> 01:14:53,724 Throw this Chandni Chowk man out of China! 543 01:15:21,411 --> 01:15:23,778 You want to be Liu Sheng? 544 01:15:26,883 --> 01:15:28,770 Then die like him. 545 01:17:07,846 --> 01:17:09,373 Sidhu! 546 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:16,252 The man whose hand I clasped As I walked 547 01:17:19,141 --> 01:17:25,568 He changed life's colors for me 548 01:17:41,925 --> 01:17:48,636 My life turned upside down in a minute 549 01:17:51,558 --> 01:17:54,657 Filled with grief 550 01:17:54,822 --> 01:18:00,964 My God is slumbering 551 01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:07,547 My protector has gone away from me 552 01:18:07,718 --> 01:18:13,566 Having shown me the path to tread 553 01:18:29,414 --> 01:18:34,302 Your destiny is not in the lines of your palm... 554 01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:37,023 ...but in hard work. 555 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:41,925 His name is Sidhu 556 01:18:57,573 --> 01:18:58,555 Dada. 557 01:19:28,358 --> 01:19:29,535 Now what do you want? 558 01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:32,030 My sister. 559 01:19:43,557 --> 01:19:45,216 I belong nowhere. 560 01:19:45,477 --> 01:19:48,161 I have no one to turn to. 561 01:19:48,326 --> 01:19:51,141 I can't go back to Chandni Chowk. 562 01:19:51,302 --> 01:19:53,723 Give me some work. I'll do anything. 563 01:19:53,894 --> 01:19:56,196 I'll shine your shoes. 564 01:20:03,205 --> 01:20:08,802 To unite Meow Meow and Sakhi, Chopstick joined Hojo 's gang. 565 01:20:10,054 --> 01:20:12,574 Three months later. 566 01:20:17,253 --> 01:20:19,741 You blessed me with one hand... 567 01:20:19,909 --> 01:20:22,975 ...and took Dada away with the other. 568 01:20:23,141 --> 01:20:27,003 Why, Lord Ganesh? Why? 569 01:20:27,589 --> 01:20:30,207 What can I do here in China? 570 01:20:30,373 --> 01:20:32,282 Where to go? 571 01:20:32,613 --> 01:20:35,745 Oh, Lord. No one speaks Hindi here. 572 01:20:35,910 --> 01:20:39,968 What shall I do? Show me the way, Lord. 573 01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:44,410 Have you lost your mind? Talking to a potato. 574 01:20:44,581 --> 01:20:50,277 Make french fries and eat them. 575 01:20:50,437 --> 01:20:53,120 You've lost weight. 576 01:20:53,285 --> 01:20:55,391 It isn't a potato. 577 01:20:55,557 --> 01:20:57,630 This is my god. 578 01:20:57,798 --> 01:21:00,732 Don't talk nonsense, old beggar. 579 01:21:01,669 --> 01:21:04,898 And people say I'm mad. 580 01:21:12,709 --> 01:21:14,651 What did you say? 581 01:21:16,933 --> 01:21:21,123 I said, people say I'm mad. 582 01:21:24,325 --> 01:21:26,234 You speak Hindi. 583 01:21:27,749 --> 01:21:30,302 I was just repeating what I hear. 584 01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:32,509 But you're speaking Hindi. 585 01:21:32,677 --> 01:21:34,979 No, it's Chinese. 586 01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:38,970 No. You were speaking Hindi. 587 01:21:39,141 --> 01:21:43,003 How can I? I'm Chinese. You're mad. 588 01:21:43,173 --> 01:21:46,020 Sure. You're Chinese. But you can speak Hindi. 589 01:21:50,598 --> 01:21:54,176 Be quiet. I can't remember. I know nothing. 590 01:21:54,341 --> 01:21:57,985 Lord, I asked for the way and you send the whole map. 591 01:21:58,149 --> 01:22:00,767 Stay away from me. 592 01:22:00,933 --> 01:22:04,097 Lord Ganesh has sent you. 593 01:22:04,261 --> 01:22:08,156 Lord Ganesh has sent you. People here think I'm Liu Sheng. Listen. 594 01:22:08,326 --> 01:22:11,042 Old beggar, listen to me. 595 01:22:13,477 --> 01:22:17,984 My God has sent you. Do you understand who Lord Ganesh is? 596 01:22:18,149 --> 01:22:20,832 Old beggar, listen to me. 597 01:22:23,493 --> 01:22:26,875 Liu Sheng, Liu Sheng, Liu Sheng. 598 01:22:39,525 --> 01:22:41,085 Hojo? 599 01:22:42,853 --> 01:22:44,860 Your future and your past have changed, Sidhu. 600 01:22:45,029 --> 01:22:51,194 You're the great warrior Liu Sheng. 601 01:23:14,405 --> 01:23:17,569 Dada, I will avenge your death. 602 01:23:17,733 --> 01:23:19,872 I will become Liu Sheng. 603 01:23:20,197 --> 01:23:22,401 I will become Liu Sheng. 604 01:23:35,525 --> 01:23:38,908 That's good. Look at my friend. 605 01:23:48,837 --> 01:23:52,830 Go on. Laugh. 606 01:23:52,997 --> 01:23:55,168 When I become Liu Sheng, I'll be laughing at you. 607 01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:57,122 Go on. Laugh. 608 01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:12,417 The great beggar of China's Great Wall. 609 01:24:12,581 --> 01:24:15,712 I'm not a beggar. I'm Liu Sheng. 610 01:24:15,877 --> 01:24:18,779 Sure. They'll laugh themselves silly. 611 01:24:18,949 --> 01:24:22,942 But don't stop your brick-smashing act. 612 01:24:23,109 --> 01:24:27,844 When I have some chicken soup and my muscles are toned... 613 01:24:28,005 --> 01:24:30,077 ...I'll become Liu Sheng. 614 01:24:30,245 --> 01:24:32,155 What do you want? 615 01:24:32,581 --> 01:24:35,167 My friend needs food. 616 01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:39,970 We have nothing cooked. Can't you see? We're redecorating. 617 01:24:40,133 --> 01:24:41,213 Get out. 618 01:24:41,573 --> 01:24:43,777 What did he say? 619 01:24:44,101 --> 01:24:46,557 He said the restaurant is closed now. 620 01:24:46,725 --> 01:24:47,969 No food here. 621 01:24:48,133 --> 01:24:51,963 What do you mean? I can cook. 622 01:24:52,133 --> 01:24:55,167 Well! So Liu Sheng is a chef? 623 01:24:55,333 --> 01:24:56,642 Yes, he is. 624 01:24:56,805 --> 01:24:59,456 You're no better than me. 625 01:24:59,621 --> 01:25:01,693 You've no family and remember nothing. 626 01:25:01,861 --> 01:25:06,084 Look at your face. You look like a beggar. 627 01:25:06,245 --> 01:25:07,325 White Bull! 628 01:25:18,309 --> 01:25:20,349 What are you doing? Get out! 629 01:25:20,517 --> 01:25:21,597 Police! Police! 630 01:25:21,765 --> 01:25:23,325 Police! 631 01:25:39,941 --> 01:25:40,923 Sorry. 632 01:25:45,637 --> 01:25:47,677 Liu Sheng has stirred. 633 01:25:53,701 --> 01:25:57,149 Liu Sheng has stirred in me. 634 01:26:04,133 --> 01:26:06,272 Liu Sheng has stirred. 635 01:26:10,565 --> 01:26:12,125 Greetings. 636 01:26:15,365 --> 01:26:17,372 Liu Sheng has stirred. 637 01:26:17,541 --> 01:26:19,395 You fool. It's me. The old beggar. 638 01:26:32,357 --> 01:26:37,114 - Is Liu Sheng alive? Then fight him. - He's dead now. 639 01:26:49,797 --> 01:26:51,074 My eyes! 640 01:26:57,733 --> 01:27:00,286 Easy. My legs aren't made of steel. Fool! 641 01:27:06,981 --> 01:27:08,290 What are you doing? 642 01:27:08,453 --> 01:27:11,039 Liu Sheng has saved me. 643 01:27:11,205 --> 01:27:12,993 Not Liu Sheng. I saved you. 644 01:27:21,444 --> 01:27:23,900 Why didn't you save me again? 645 01:27:24,069 --> 01:27:27,168 Save you? I'll show you saving. 646 01:27:46,629 --> 01:27:49,695 He's back. 647 01:27:49,861 --> 01:27:51,966 Give me your hand. 648 01:28:22,532 --> 01:28:25,696 Chiang Kohung. 649 01:28:29,189 --> 01:28:31,523 Old beggar. Are you Chiang Kohung? 650 01:28:37,381 --> 01:28:41,407 Chiang Kohung. You're still alive. 651 01:28:49,701 --> 01:28:52,832 You killed Dada. My Dada. 652 01:28:52,997 --> 01:28:56,346 You killed Dada. My Dada. 653 01:29:25,765 --> 01:29:27,488 Dead at last. 654 01:29:27,653 --> 01:29:29,693 Lord Ganesh has sent you to me. 655 01:29:29,861 --> 01:29:31,649 Make me your disciple, o learned one. 656 01:29:31,812 --> 01:29:34,682 - You're under arrest. - I want to be under you. 657 01:29:34,853 --> 01:29:36,260 Get off. 658 01:29:40,165 --> 01:29:43,165 The murder weapon. The corpse. The evidence. 659 01:29:43,332 --> 01:29:46,845 You're the killer. Straight to prison. Case solved. 660 01:29:47,012 --> 01:29:50,046 - What case? - This case. 661 01:29:51,237 --> 01:29:53,571 You stay right here. 662 01:29:53,732 --> 01:29:55,674 I'm calling the police. 663 01:29:57,637 --> 01:29:59,360 Don't move. 664 01:30:04,165 --> 01:30:05,790 Odd fellow. 665 01:30:05,957 --> 01:30:08,543 He imagines he's a police officer. 666 01:30:28,677 --> 01:30:30,433 Opera? 667 01:30:31,332 --> 01:30:32,445 Hello. 668 01:30:33,061 --> 01:30:35,003 I'm waiting behind the Opera. 669 01:30:36,293 --> 01:30:37,667 I'm on my way. 670 01:30:59,045 --> 01:31:00,703 Any word from Joey? 671 01:31:02,629 --> 01:31:04,352 Go. Call him. 672 01:31:18,724 --> 01:31:20,448 The boss wants his specs. 673 01:31:53,540 --> 01:31:54,522 Sidhu. 674 01:32:17,221 --> 01:32:19,163 Give me my hat. 675 01:32:20,964 --> 01:32:23,037 Hurry up, idiot. 676 01:32:23,204 --> 01:32:25,692 Run, Sidhu, run. 677 01:32:34,757 --> 01:32:36,480 - What's going on? - Sidhu is alive. 678 01:32:36,644 --> 01:32:37,724 Hojo has gone after him. 679 01:32:56,484 --> 01:32:59,932 Stop right here. 680 01:33:00,965 --> 01:33:03,136 - Sidhu. - Sidhu. 681 01:33:03,301 --> 01:33:05,603 Get in the car. 682 01:33:06,756 --> 01:33:10,401 You handle them. I'll follow Sidhu. 683 01:33:12,133 --> 01:33:13,921 Go, go. 684 01:34:09,285 --> 01:34:11,107 I'm trying to enjoy... 685 01:34:11,268 --> 01:34:13,373 ...playing this game with you... 686 01:34:13,892 --> 01:34:15,354 ...my friend. 687 01:34:27,173 --> 01:34:30,369 But the game is over. The winner is... 688 01:34:31,717 --> 01:34:33,244 Meow Meow? 689 01:34:37,221 --> 01:34:39,261 Come with me. Come on. 690 01:34:39,428 --> 01:34:40,803 Let go of me. 691 01:34:41,188 --> 01:34:45,443 Where are you dragging me, Meow Meow? 692 01:34:45,605 --> 01:34:47,994 I'm Miss TSM. Your Sakhi. 693 01:34:48,389 --> 01:34:50,331 Miss TSM? 694 01:34:50,501 --> 01:34:52,867 The Chinese Consulate girl? 695 01:34:53,060 --> 01:34:54,816 He's here. Come on! 696 01:34:55,621 --> 01:34:58,916 - Only one way to escape. - That's suicide. 697 01:35:23,940 --> 01:35:29,537 Your eyes smiled at me 698 01:35:30,564 --> 01:35:35,649 Overwhelming my heart 699 01:35:37,124 --> 01:35:41,434 Now I have found you, don 't go away 700 01:35:43,684 --> 01:35:47,132 Stay in my eyes Sleep in my embrace 701 01:35:49,860 --> 01:35:53,341 These are the ways of love 702 01:35:53,508 --> 01:35:56,291 Some magical encounters 703 01:35:56,453 --> 01:36:02,563 We meet, our hearts smile The season changes 704 01:36:03,460 --> 01:36:10,171 Your smiling eyes 705 01:36:16,132 --> 01:36:19,645 This is me and my twin, Suzy. 706 01:36:21,796 --> 01:36:25,855 No wonder! I was so confused. 707 01:36:26,020 --> 01:36:32,730 A dark cloud hung over me every time I saw your sister. 708 01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:35,900 But when I... 709 01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:40,257 When I see you... 710 01:36:40,420 --> 01:36:42,143 Look at me. 711 01:36:42,308 --> 01:36:47,360 When I see you, my heart floats. 712 01:36:47,524 --> 01:36:51,169 I feel like gliding away like a butterfly. 713 01:36:51,332 --> 01:36:52,761 Off to prison. 714 01:36:57,604 --> 01:37:02,111 Why are you hitting me? No prison for me. I have lots to do. 715 01:37:02,276 --> 01:37:06,171 You should be thanking me. Your memory is back. 716 01:37:06,916 --> 01:37:11,837 Stop hitting me. You're not an inspector. You're Chiang Kohung. 717 01:37:12,004 --> 01:37:13,248 Chiang? 718 01:37:13,412 --> 01:37:15,551 Nothing but punches since I arrived in China. 719 01:37:15,716 --> 01:37:16,960 Who's Chiang Kohung? 720 01:37:25,637 --> 01:37:28,637 Chiang Kohung! Enough is enough. Stop! 721 01:37:32,453 --> 01:37:34,820 Where do you think you're going? 722 01:37:37,668 --> 01:37:40,057 Why are you hitting me? 723 01:38:28,228 --> 01:38:33,280 Sakhi. Sakhi. Sakhi. 724 01:38:42,084 --> 01:38:44,222 Sakhi. 725 01:38:44,868 --> 01:38:47,104 Hey. Hey. 726 01:38:49,444 --> 01:38:51,005 Dad? 727 01:38:51,460 --> 01:38:52,475 Whose dad? 728 01:38:52,644 --> 01:38:54,073 My daughter. 729 01:38:54,756 --> 01:38:56,545 Whose daughter? 730 01:39:05,668 --> 01:39:07,130 Dad. 731 01:39:16,420 --> 01:39:18,395 Believe me. I've told you everything. 732 01:39:18,564 --> 01:39:19,709 I know nothing else. 733 01:39:19,877 --> 01:39:24,284 I'm a poor teahouse owner. They came and wrecked my place. 734 01:39:29,956 --> 01:39:31,298 The enemy is back. 735 01:39:41,604 --> 01:39:43,033 Sir, Hojo knows you're alive. 736 01:39:49,764 --> 01:39:52,001 He knows Sidhu... 737 01:39:53,829 --> 01:39:54,811 Let him go. 738 01:40:10,628 --> 01:40:12,417 Sidhu... 739 01:40:12,804 --> 01:40:13,851 ...forgive me. 740 01:40:14,852 --> 01:40:15,932 Please? 741 01:40:21,988 --> 01:40:24,443 I want to learn kung fu and karate. 742 01:40:26,148 --> 01:40:28,352 Be a master like you... 743 01:40:28,644 --> 01:40:30,302 ...and avenge Dada's murder. 744 01:40:31,396 --> 01:40:33,371 You want to learn kung fu? 745 01:40:37,029 --> 01:40:40,673 Take revenge, eh? Against Hojo? 746 01:40:41,572 --> 01:40:45,434 Hojo has erased 20 years of my life. 747 01:40:45,604 --> 01:40:47,546 Leave the avenging to me. 748 01:40:48,164 --> 01:40:50,303 - You relax. - Should I go back to India? 749 01:40:50,468 --> 01:40:52,061 Yes. 750 01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:54,847 Then I'll go back. 751 01:40:57,828 --> 01:41:01,276 When people ask, "Where's Dada?" what do I say? 752 01:41:01,796 --> 01:41:03,257 "Well, Dada's dead." 753 01:41:03,428 --> 01:41:06,178 "How come?" "Because of me." 754 01:41:06,340 --> 01:41:10,398 "What did you do?" "I sat by and watched." 755 01:41:25,476 --> 01:41:27,516 You relax, sir. 756 01:41:28,228 --> 01:41:30,530 You have found your family... 757 01:41:30,692 --> 01:41:35,361 ...but I will never find my Dada again. 758 01:41:35,524 --> 01:41:37,499 He has gone forever. 759 01:41:38,020 --> 01:41:41,336 He died a dog's death at the hands of Hojo. 760 01:41:42,052 --> 01:41:46,046 He came from Chandni Chowk to show me he cared. 761 01:41:46,212 --> 01:41:48,579 And Hojo slit his throat. 762 01:41:52,548 --> 01:41:54,817 I will have my revenge on Hojo. 763 01:41:54,980 --> 01:41:57,828 Hojo will kill him too. 764 01:42:02,084 --> 01:42:07,899 It's my fault, pinning my hopes on you. 765 01:42:08,068 --> 01:42:12,509 Dada always said, "Don't count on anyone. 766 01:42:12,772 --> 01:42:15,969 Believe in yourself, Sidhu." 767 01:42:17,092 --> 01:42:19,132 And that's what I'll do from now. 768 01:42:20,356 --> 01:42:25,059 You watch. The world will watch. 769 01:42:25,284 --> 01:42:27,651 I'll kill Hojo. 770 01:42:28,100 --> 01:42:30,042 I'll do it alone. 771 01:42:42,628 --> 01:42:44,286 Dada. 772 01:42:52,804 --> 01:42:54,691 Why are you here? 773 01:42:54,852 --> 01:42:56,707 Your training starts tomorrow. 774 01:43:23,332 --> 01:43:25,088 What's this? 775 01:43:25,540 --> 01:43:26,619 What's wrong? 776 01:43:26,788 --> 01:43:30,137 Flying to the moon? You clown. 777 01:43:30,308 --> 01:43:33,657 Don't teach me any old rubbish. 778 01:43:33,828 --> 01:43:34,940 I want to learn kung fu. 779 01:43:35,108 --> 01:43:38,752 Be the best, not second best. Get it? 780 01:43:42,980 --> 01:43:45,882 I want to learn kung fu, not tickling. 781 01:43:49,764 --> 01:43:52,317 Cosmos Thumb. My special move. 782 01:43:53,379 --> 01:43:55,998 Untouched outside. Pieces within. 783 01:43:58,788 --> 01:44:02,716 I want to learn Cosmos Kung Fu. 784 01:44:03,780 --> 01:44:06,497 There's an old Shaolin saying: 785 01:44:07,044 --> 01:44:12,892 "Fear not the 10,000 moves practiced once. 786 01:44:14,052 --> 01:44:19,322 Fear the single move practiced 10,000 times." 787 01:44:19,492 --> 01:44:24,446 Look within you, Sidhu. Have you such a move? 788 01:44:24,996 --> 01:44:28,924 A move you've known since childhood... 789 01:44:29,124 --> 01:44:32,091 ...that no one can match. 790 01:44:32,868 --> 01:44:35,683 Everyone has such a move. 791 01:44:39,364 --> 01:44:42,298 A move that's second nature to you. 792 01:44:43,108 --> 01:44:48,607 Your own kung fu will help you the day you challenge Hojo. 793 01:44:49,892 --> 01:44:51,201 Tell me. 794 01:44:53,316 --> 01:44:57,342 I eat and drink every day. 795 01:44:57,604 --> 01:45:01,597 I chop vegetables. I bathe, I wash. That's it. 796 01:45:04,388 --> 01:45:07,584 Training you will probably drive me crazy again. 797 01:45:11,012 --> 01:45:11,994 Masterji. 798 01:45:12,164 --> 01:45:15,328 No arrows, no swords No weapons, no bullets 799 01:45:15,492 --> 01:45:20,248 You are your own army You are your own force 800 01:45:32,548 --> 01:45:34,523 Is this kung fu? 801 01:45:34,692 --> 01:45:38,586 If it is, then every Indian woman who rolls bread is better than Bruce Lee. 802 01:45:38,756 --> 01:45:42,301 I rolled bread in India. Now here too. 803 01:45:42,467 --> 01:45:45,816 Tell me, daughter. What was life like when you were 4? 804 01:45:45,988 --> 01:45:48,770 Four? How can I remember, Dad? 805 01:45:48,931 --> 01:45:53,187 Take your time. We have nothing but time on our hands. 806 01:45:53,348 --> 01:45:56,992 Let me fill you in. She drank milk when she was 4. 807 01:45:57,156 --> 01:46:00,353 I'm over 27, and still making bread. 808 01:46:21,092 --> 01:46:23,034 Wow, delicious. 809 01:46:25,124 --> 01:46:30,655 - Can I have another bread? - Another? I'm breaking my back here. 810 01:46:30,819 --> 01:46:32,924 Enough is enough. 811 01:46:33,251 --> 01:46:35,935 Wait, I'll do it. Okay, enjoy the bread. 812 01:46:38,403 --> 01:46:39,451 Now for the next move. 813 01:46:44,932 --> 01:46:47,387 The next move? 814 01:46:47,556 --> 01:46:52,258 If you weren't Sakhi's father, I'd shove this you know where. 815 01:46:56,100 --> 01:46:59,613 I've chopped vegetables all my life. Now you teach me to roll bread. 816 01:46:59,779 --> 01:47:03,674 I want to learn kung fu. Will you teach me or not? 817 01:47:04,452 --> 01:47:05,826 Here's some kung fu for you. 818 01:47:09,348 --> 01:47:11,039 Why are you hitting me? 819 01:47:13,348 --> 01:47:16,414 This is called Iron Forearm Kung Fu. 820 01:47:17,859 --> 01:47:23,042 I smashed it. Like the star Dara Singh. I'm a kung fu master. 821 01:47:23,427 --> 01:47:26,461 Put everything behind you And forge ahead 822 01:47:26,628 --> 01:47:30,970 The enemy will run for cover If you use your might 823 01:47:35,172 --> 01:47:36,830 Higher. 824 01:47:42,563 --> 01:47:45,247 I've mastered Iron Forearm. 825 01:47:45,412 --> 01:47:50,081 Soon I'll master Iron Legs, Iron Chest... 826 01:47:50,243 --> 01:47:53,440 ...Iron Stomach and Iron... 827 01:47:54,436 --> 01:47:55,451 Enough. 828 01:47:56,675 --> 01:48:01,345 Don't stop me. My body has turned to iron. 829 01:48:02,148 --> 01:48:03,871 My iron man. 830 01:48:04,036 --> 01:48:06,338 Let's go for an iron kiss. 831 01:48:09,155 --> 01:48:10,682 A ticket for India? 832 01:48:12,708 --> 01:48:15,839 Rusty iron is of little use to anyone. 833 01:48:16,004 --> 01:48:19,037 Hojo isn't my enemy. You are. 834 01:48:20,548 --> 01:48:23,036 I know. Stay away from her. 835 01:48:34,659 --> 01:48:37,147 Enough? Can I get down? 836 01:48:37,891 --> 01:48:39,517 Higher. 837 01:48:45,700 --> 01:48:47,161 Okay? 838 01:48:47,907 --> 01:48:50,526 Do you want me to call on God? 839 01:48:50,691 --> 01:48:51,771 Dad, he'll fall. 840 01:48:51,939 --> 01:48:56,609 - No more training then. - Never mind, Sakhi. Your father is a tyrant. 841 01:49:00,835 --> 01:49:04,184 - I see a bird's nest. Okay? - Jump. 842 01:49:04,356 --> 01:49:07,105 What? Did you say "thump?" 843 01:49:07,492 --> 01:49:10,874 - I said, jump. - Impossible. Stop joking. 844 01:49:11,395 --> 01:49:12,956 Joking? 845 01:49:16,899 --> 01:49:18,306 Wow! 846 01:49:18,756 --> 01:49:24,058 You're a clown. Hojo will die of laughter when he watches your moves. 847 01:49:29,091 --> 01:49:33,696 Fall from any height without breaking a limb. 848 01:49:33,860 --> 01:49:35,616 Land like a feather. 849 01:49:36,067 --> 01:49:38,140 Jump. 850 01:49:38,308 --> 01:49:40,096 I'm jumping. 851 01:49:40,259 --> 01:49:42,147 You're hopeless. 852 01:49:42,308 --> 01:49:44,064 Go back to Chandni Chowk. 853 01:49:44,612 --> 01:49:46,434 Just make your way home. 854 01:49:47,075 --> 01:49:52,061 - Sakhi, pack his bags. - No, I'll jump. 855 01:50:03,651 --> 01:50:06,913 Sakhi. Sakhi. Sakhi. 856 01:50:07,075 --> 01:50:10,239 Forging metal turns it to gold Turn your body to steel 857 01:50:10,403 --> 01:50:14,527 Be brave and even God will bet on you 858 01:50:17,924 --> 01:50:21,372 Let embers smolder 859 01:50:21,539 --> 01:50:24,474 Let diamonds dazzle 860 01:50:25,092 --> 01:50:27,775 Do it! Today's the day 861 01:50:35,779 --> 01:50:37,121 It's beyond you. 862 01:50:56,963 --> 01:51:00,312 Your growl echoes like the roar of a lion 863 01:51:00,483 --> 01:51:05,601 You are no less than a tall mountain 864 01:51:14,916 --> 01:51:18,177 Wrestle the fiercest waves 865 01:51:18,627 --> 01:51:22,042 Stop the raging storm 866 01:51:22,211 --> 01:51:25,724 Do it! Today's the day 867 01:51:36,196 --> 01:51:39,709 In the face of danger, show your might The might of force 868 01:51:39,876 --> 01:51:43,323 Your goal is nearing you Show your might 869 01:52:15,779 --> 01:52:19,096 Do it! Today's the day 870 01:52:36,995 --> 01:52:43,520 If you so desire 871 01:52:43,684 --> 01:52:49,248 You can conquer the world 872 01:52:58,019 --> 01:53:03,736 Just believe in yourself 873 01:53:09,091 --> 01:53:15,802 Dada! 874 01:53:23,779 --> 01:53:26,943 Sidhu was trained and ready. 875 01:53:27,396 --> 01:53:30,559 Hojo got his diamonds back... 876 01:53:30,723 --> 01:53:34,204 ... and Chopstick was still spying for Sakhi. 877 01:53:41,571 --> 01:53:43,033 Frankie. 878 01:53:44,963 --> 01:53:46,621 Ship out the diamonds. 879 01:53:57,187 --> 01:53:58,748 Chopstick has sent news. 880 01:54:34,883 --> 01:54:36,225 See you at the harbor. 881 01:54:41,507 --> 01:54:44,158 Make sure no outsiders here. 882 01:54:44,323 --> 01:54:46,428 - Good morning, sir. - What? 883 01:54:51,076 --> 01:54:53,345 Hello. 884 01:55:31,779 --> 01:55:36,351 Not his shoulder. Hit his chest. Like this. 885 01:55:45,188 --> 01:55:48,155 - What move was that? - The Wild Bull. 886 01:55:58,691 --> 01:55:59,935 You keep at it. 887 01:56:01,156 --> 01:56:02,682 I'll sit and watch. 888 01:56:08,675 --> 01:56:10,945 No good. Six out of 10. 889 01:56:12,547 --> 01:56:14,336 I'm busting a gut here... 890 01:56:17,699 --> 01:56:19,422 ...and you're unimpressed. 891 01:56:21,891 --> 01:56:23,713 From Chandni Chowk to China 892 01:56:29,251 --> 01:56:32,512 Look at my face Plain and simple 893 01:56:32,675 --> 01:56:35,937 They say I'm a king, not a pauper 894 01:56:37,091 --> 01:56:38,946 Don't use your hand to stop traffic. 895 01:56:40,260 --> 01:56:43,423 Stop the enemy's heart. 896 01:56:44,035 --> 01:56:47,384 - Get it? You lazy fool! - Lazy fool? 897 01:57:16,611 --> 01:57:18,040 - Sidhu! - What? 898 01:57:22,179 --> 01:57:23,935 Don't move, or he dies. 899 01:57:24,611 --> 01:57:26,138 The same old dialogue. 900 01:57:27,587 --> 01:57:30,751 "Don't move, or he dies," et cetera, et cetera. 901 01:57:30,915 --> 01:57:34,625 Sidhu, my day of reckoning has come. 902 01:57:34,787 --> 01:57:37,787 Master, you have great powers, and are all-knowing. 903 01:57:37,955 --> 01:57:40,377 - Your predictions come true. - Stop. 904 01:57:40,547 --> 01:57:42,140 Kill him. Don't worry about me. 905 01:57:42,307 --> 01:57:45,177 You worry me the least. 906 01:57:45,347 --> 01:57:48,030 Stop, or he dies. 907 01:57:48,195 --> 01:57:49,657 You stopped. 908 01:57:49,827 --> 01:57:52,194 I knew you cared for me deep down. 909 01:57:52,355 --> 01:57:55,454 No way. A question for you. Must I immerse your ashes in the Ganges... 910 01:57:55,619 --> 01:57:57,474 ...or in a Chinese river? Well? 911 01:57:57,635 --> 01:58:01,247 Let's split your remains. Ashes here, urn there. 912 01:58:01,411 --> 01:58:03,898 Finish him off. 913 01:58:04,835 --> 01:58:08,480 Sidhu, forgive me. I touch your feet. 914 01:58:09,443 --> 01:58:11,614 Cosmic Thumb. 915 01:58:14,691 --> 01:58:16,546 Touch my feet, then. 916 01:58:44,643 --> 01:58:48,156 In the face of danger, show your might 917 01:58:48,323 --> 01:58:51,901 Your goal is nearing you Show your might 918 01:58:52,067 --> 01:58:55,034 Let your breath be your guide 919 01:58:55,203 --> 01:58:58,815 Let your feelings show 920 01:58:58,979 --> 01:59:01,368 Do it! Today's the day 921 01:59:09,955 --> 01:59:16,666 If you so desire You can conquer the world 922 01:59:17,283 --> 01:59:23,994 Just believe in yourself 923 01:59:25,187 --> 01:59:27,194 That's new. 924 01:59:27,459 --> 01:59:28,441 Cosmic Kick. 925 01:59:28,611 --> 01:59:29,593 Thank you. 926 01:59:31,587 --> 01:59:32,732 Nine and a half. 927 01:59:32,899 --> 01:59:33,881 Thank you, thank you. 928 01:59:34,051 --> 01:59:36,898 Only nine and a half? You old man! 929 01:59:47,362 --> 01:59:50,177 Hojo heard a familiar voice on the phone. 930 01:59:50,339 --> 01:59:52,860 A voice he had not heard for 20 years. 931 01:59:53,027 --> 01:59:56,442 Hojo was promised the return of his son in exchange of... 932 01:59:56,610 --> 01:59:58,171 Meow Meow. 933 01:59:59,715 --> 02:00:03,260 Time you know the truth about your father. 934 02:00:26,435 --> 02:00:28,028 Hojo's men are everywhere. 935 02:01:40,099 --> 02:01:43,743 Suzy. I want you to know I'm your... 936 02:02:10,019 --> 02:02:12,440 This is for my father. 937 02:02:20,227 --> 02:02:24,700 You killed my father. You destroyed my family. 938 02:03:01,059 --> 02:03:02,968 Sidhu! 939 02:03:22,050 --> 02:03:23,774 Attack! 940 02:04:08,738 --> 02:04:10,364 Why did Suzy stab you? 941 02:04:10,531 --> 02:04:14,425 No, it's all Hojo's ruthless scheming. 942 02:04:14,595 --> 02:04:19,417 Suzy believes I murdered her father. 943 02:04:19,587 --> 02:04:21,627 Sidhu, where to? 944 02:04:21,795 --> 02:04:24,445 To where it all began. 945 02:04:29,539 --> 02:04:33,729 - He's my father, isn't he? - He's a foe. 946 02:04:33,891 --> 02:04:35,931 It was now clear to Meow Meow. 947 02:04:36,291 --> 02:04:38,974 Hojo had kept the truth from her. 948 02:05:08,643 --> 02:05:14,905 We made a big mistake. You're not a reincarnation of Liu Sheng. 949 02:05:15,075 --> 02:05:19,745 You don't owe us anything. You had better go. 950 02:05:31,267 --> 02:05:37,246 Tell him to leave. We know he isn't Liu Sheng. 951 02:05:37,635 --> 02:05:43,101 Sidhu, they say they made a big mistake. You aren't Liu Sheng. 952 02:05:43,267 --> 02:05:49,694 The village is their problem, not yours. They say, "Return to Chandni Chowk." 953 02:05:55,075 --> 02:05:57,180 I may not be Liu Sheng... 954 02:05:58,530 --> 02:06:01,214 ...but now they are my own people. 955 02:06:02,755 --> 02:06:07,577 So what if I was a mosquito or Liu Sheng in a previous birth? 956 02:06:08,386 --> 02:06:10,557 My purpose in this lifetime... 957 02:06:12,451 --> 02:06:15,168 ...is to destroy Hojo. 958 02:06:55,363 --> 02:06:56,857 Lord Ganesh. 959 02:06:58,050 --> 02:07:00,985 Today I'll fight alone. 960 02:07:01,827 --> 02:07:03,615 Just me. 961 02:07:04,738 --> 02:07:09,081 Lord, you've always been on my side, and always will be. 962 02:09:27,522 --> 02:09:31,930 - Where are you going? - Hojo is here. I'm all right. 963 02:09:33,346 --> 02:09:35,234 I have both your daughters now. 964 02:09:36,258 --> 02:09:38,265 Stop right there. 965 02:09:39,906 --> 02:09:41,816 Who will stop me? 966 02:09:47,746 --> 02:09:49,153 I will. 967 02:10:00,995 --> 02:10:02,817 You traitor! 968 02:10:13,123 --> 02:10:16,254 One of my daughters goes after me. 969 02:10:40,194 --> 02:10:41,569 Papa. 970 02:12:18,210 --> 02:12:19,704 Suzy... 971 02:12:20,482 --> 02:12:21,627 ...Sidhu will fight alone. 972 02:12:36,419 --> 02:12:38,753 Liu Sheng. Ready for your next rebirth? 973 02:12:47,331 --> 02:12:49,153 Sidhu. 974 02:12:52,995 --> 02:12:54,172 Dada? 975 02:12:54,338 --> 02:13:00,089 The time of promises is over Seize the day 976 02:13:00,258 --> 02:13:05,922 Learn the wisdom of action 977 02:13:06,818 --> 02:13:13,529 Take what belongs to you 978 02:13:15,138 --> 02:13:20,953 Never beg for what is rightfully yours 979 02:13:22,434 --> 02:13:24,856 So you still believe God is in the potato? 980 02:13:25,058 --> 02:13:29,880 God only helps those who help themselves. 981 02:13:31,938 --> 02:13:33,880 Believe in yourself, Sidhu. 982 02:13:40,514 --> 02:13:44,824 Your destiny isn't in your palm lines. It's in your might. 983 02:13:45,602 --> 02:13:47,390 Know your true self. 984 02:13:49,794 --> 02:13:53,209 Chop them down like corn and carrots. 985 02:13:54,882 --> 02:13:56,638 Destroy them! 986 02:14:01,090 --> 02:14:02,584 Get up, Sidhu. 987 02:14:02,754 --> 02:14:04,031 Please. 988 02:14:06,370 --> 02:14:07,352 Sidhu. 989 02:14:09,538 --> 02:14:11,294 Sidhu. 990 02:14:12,514 --> 02:14:17,435 Fear not 10,000 moves practiced once. 991 02:14:17,602 --> 02:14:21,879 Fear a single move practiced 10,000 times. 992 02:14:24,290 --> 02:14:26,200 Look within yourself, Sidhu. 993 02:14:26,370 --> 02:14:30,298 Your destiny is not in your palm lines. It's in your might. 994 02:14:30,786 --> 02:14:35,488 Do you have a unique move that none can match? 995 02:14:38,018 --> 02:14:39,578 Know your true self. 996 02:14:39,746 --> 02:14:41,786 That move is within you, Sidhu. 997 02:14:41,954 --> 02:14:44,671 Chop them like corn and carrots. 998 02:14:44,834 --> 02:14:47,551 That move is within you, Sidhu. 999 02:14:48,450 --> 02:14:49,497 Destroy them! 1000 02:14:52,962 --> 02:14:58,047 Sidhu, look within. Do you know such a move? 1001 02:14:59,266 --> 02:15:01,884 Do you have such a move, Sidhu? 1002 02:16:11,682 --> 02:16:13,176 A potato? 1003 02:16:17,410 --> 02:16:21,207 You're laughing? You're done for. 1004 02:16:31,842 --> 02:16:36,097 The man with hesitant steps Is now steady 1005 02:16:45,250 --> 02:16:49,473 Making the impossible possible 1006 02:16:49,634 --> 02:16:54,303 He is a new man 1007 02:16:56,802 --> 02:17:00,097 - Liu Sheng. - Sidhu. 1008 02:17:00,258 --> 02:17:02,647 Sidhu! Sidhu! Sidhu! 1009 02:17:10,434 --> 02:17:13,336 Now watch my Indian kung fu. 1010 02:17:13,506 --> 02:17:17,500 The kung fu that I learned in Chandni Chowk's lanes. 1011 02:17:19,650 --> 02:17:23,676 That kung fu that all Indian women practice as they chop vegetables. 1012 02:17:23,842 --> 02:17:25,216 That kung fu... 1013 02:17:25,922 --> 02:17:28,672 His name is Sidhu 1014 02:17:43,266 --> 02:17:47,358 Bread. All shapes and sizes, with cheese or radishes? 1015 02:17:48,577 --> 02:17:50,519 Shall I repeat the menu for you? 1016 02:17:51,714 --> 02:17:54,616 Bread. All shapes and sizes, with cheese or radishes? 1017 02:18:00,994 --> 02:18:04,671 Will I serve you up as a potato dumpling? 1018 02:18:05,857 --> 02:18:06,970 Sidhu! 1019 02:18:28,514 --> 02:18:31,863 Why so quiet? Cheer me on! 1020 02:18:32,033 --> 02:18:34,652 Sidhu! Sidhu! Sidhu! 1021 02:18:55,810 --> 02:19:00,796 He sees big dreams He does great deeds 1022 02:19:00,962 --> 02:19:04,540 The Delhi dreamer Is now China 's champ 1023 02:19:05,154 --> 02:19:07,772 The potato of the day... 1024 02:19:28,450 --> 02:19:30,784 ...is cut to size. 1025 02:19:35,745 --> 02:19:40,535 And that's how Sidhu... Liu Sheng ended Hojo 's days. 1026 02:19:40,706 --> 02:19:44,415 How long could the great Liu Sheng tolerate tyranny? 1027 02:19:44,674 --> 02:19:46,911 His spirit can rest in peace now. 1028 02:19:47,202 --> 02:19:50,879 Happy days have returned to Zhange village. 1029 02:19:51,042 --> 02:19:53,311 With Dada 's blessings... 1030 02:19:53,474 --> 02:19:57,468 ... Sidhu champions a charming cheer from Chandni Chowk to China. 1031 02:19:57,634 --> 02:20:01,889 Inspector Chiang was at last reunited with his daughters. 1032 02:20:02,050 --> 02:20:05,978 Chopstick was delighted to discover his Chinese roots. 1033 02:20:06,146 --> 02:20:09,245 But Sidhu warned him: No more conning! 1034 02:20:10,114 --> 02:20:12,448 What's this? 1035 02:20:13,666 --> 02:20:15,073 What's wrong? 1036 02:20:23,137 --> 02:20:24,479 Sidhu. 1037 02:20:25,858 --> 02:20:27,167 Sidhu? 1038 02:20:27,329 --> 02:20:31,290 They say they have a big problem in their village. 1039 02:20:31,458 --> 02:20:36,859 I'm no troubleshooter. How come you understand them? 1040 02:20:37,826 --> 02:20:40,477 - Sidhu, I lied to you. - About what? 1041 02:20:40,642 --> 02:20:44,351 - My mother wasn't from China. - Africa? 1042 02:20:44,513 --> 02:20:46,488 From Chandni Chowk to Africa 1043 02:20:46,658 --> 02:20:49,473 TO BE CONTINUED 1044 02:20:55,521 --> 02:20:58,555 This is Akshay Kumar of Gopal Apartments. 1045 02:20:58,722 --> 02:21:02,104 Paratha Lane. Red Fort. Chandni Chowk. Delhi 6. 1046 02:21:02,274 --> 02:21:07,260 Now I sing a fun song for you. 101 rupees is my reward. 1047 02:21:07,426 --> 02:21:10,143 Listen. Ears wide open. 1048 02:21:10,306 --> 02:21:16,830 Where to? O pretty cauliflower 1049 02:21:16,994 --> 02:21:20,540 Cut it out. Time for the beat to kick in. 1050 02:24:07,362 --> 02:24:10,013 Enough. We're off to Chandni Chowk. 1051 02:24:10,178 --> 02:24:12,087 It's a wrap. 1052 02:24:13,058 --> 02:24:14,338 He is Liu Sheng, reborn. 1053 02:24:14,338 --> 02:24:15,938 [ENGLISH] He is Liu Sheng, reborn. 1054 02:24:15,938 --> 02:24:16,253 [ENGLISH] 1055 02:24:17,305 --> 02:24:23,753 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org