1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,390 Yes, I can see now. 4 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,225 Yes. 5 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,332 Oh yes. 6 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,803 I most certainly can see now. 7 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,456 You can take more. 8 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,895 More! More! 9 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:17,449 Chambers Independent Contractor. 10 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,117 This is Brad. 11 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,619 Hello? 12 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,487 Yeah, this is Brad. 13 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,824 Fucking scammer assholes. 14 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,592 Damn it. 15 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,863 Hey, babe. 16 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:35,000 Yeah, no, I'm on my way right now. 17 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,203 Yeah, I'm gonna be a little, wait, hold on a second. 18 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:39,071 Baby, it's my sister. 19 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,374 Give me one second, okay? 20 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,644 Hey, Maddy, everything okay? 21 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,947 What real estate lawyer? 22 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:50,949 Yeah, I've been getting a bunch of calls. 23 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:54,319 I just thought they were fucking scammers. 24 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,488 Uncle who? 25 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,090 What? What? 26 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,260 Get the fuck outta here. 27 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,330 You're kidding, right? 28 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,769 Ooh, look at me. 29 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:15,040 Now we just have to get the curtain and rug to match. 30 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:15,874 You're good. 31 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,476 I'm only as good as my clients. 32 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:18,510 No, no, no, no, no. 33 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,911 You don't understand. 34 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:23,148 I never thought I'd wanna get this close to a mirror again. 35 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,417 I didn't have my hair done since the divorce. 36 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,252 Oh my gosh. I'm sorry. 37 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,387 Don't be. 38 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,288 It's wonderful without him. 39 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:34,694 He was a fucking asshole. 40 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,563 He wasn't always like that, 41 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:42,001 but, oh God, did he turn into a monster. 42 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:44,770 Oh, you're married, huh? 43 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:45,504 How long? 44 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,673 Yeah. Five years now. 45 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,375 You love him. 46 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,177 I can tell by the look on your face. 47 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,413 Well, he's a handful, but we're best friends, 48 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,149 so I guess we're stuck together forever now. 49 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:00,652 I remember promising Curtis we'd die together. 50 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:03,255 Now I wouldn't care if he fell down a manhole 51 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,158 and crushed his skull. 52 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,194 Oh. 53 00:07:09,529 --> 00:07:10,395 Here he is. 54 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,664 Here to pick me up. 55 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:17,536 You know, Curtis and I were married young too. 56 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:21,174 You can't even dream of how worse it gets. 57 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,547 Yeah, I'm coming back to you. 58 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,016 But only you, okay? 59 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,052 You are very, very good. 60 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,093 I had a weird day. 61 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,662 I fucking love you. 62 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,997 I love you. 63 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,700 Promise me we'll never get divorced. 64 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,435 Easy. Already did. 65 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,305 Promise me we'll die at the same time. 66 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,639 Let's just not die, how about that? 67 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,141 Seriously though, I don't wanna think about being 68 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,776 without you ever in my life. 69 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,044 So let's just promise each other now 70 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,580 we'll die at the same time, okay? 71 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,982 I can live with that. 72 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:04,951 Good. 73 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,019 Good. Good. 74 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,754 Good. 75 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:17,997 You okay? 76 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,232 What do you mean? 77 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:20,932 I don't know. 78 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:24,070 You have a funny look on your face. 79 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:25,570 What? 80 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:26,938 Okay. 81 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:27,907 Whatever. 82 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,343 What do you want for dinner? 83 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,277 I want to go out. 84 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:33,512 Yeah, right. 85 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,613 To the city. 86 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,480 Babe, come on. 87 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:36,515 We're saving money. 88 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,516 We said no eating out for a while. 89 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,517 Oh, no, no, no. 90 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,484 That's what you said. 91 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:40,418 No, I wouldn't say that. 92 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,153 That's not my style. 93 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:43,588 Uh... 94 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:46,324 Babe, you missed our turn. 95 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:47,959 No, I didn't. 96 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:48,661 Seriously. 97 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,595 Oh, oh. 98 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,163 Hold on a second. - Where are we going? 99 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,199 Hey, is this Ronnie? 100 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,100 Hey. 101 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,135 Yeah, yeah, we're on the way right now. 102 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,069 All right, yeah, 103 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:02,307 well, we should be there in about 30 minutes. 104 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,808 Okay, thank you. Bye. 105 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:05,912 Brad, what the fuck? 106 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,080 Oh, uh, wrong number. 107 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:09,981 Weird. 108 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,284 Such an idiot. 109 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,451 It's a surprise. 110 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:14,653 Okay? - What is it? 111 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,887 I wanna go home. 112 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,790 - Your surprise. - I don't like surprises. 113 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,458 We will go home. 114 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:21,694 - Is it good? - You'll see. 115 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,039 No fucking way. 116 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,007 I told you I was gonna get us a house someday. 117 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:36,708 Yeah, but- 118 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,476 But what? It's a dump? 119 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:40,612 Obviously. I got eyes, Jules. 120 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,513 But I'm a builder. 121 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,914 You give me two, three months, 122 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:46,585 I can turn this place into a castle. 123 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,852 How? 124 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,354 Well, I mean, I gotta look on the inside first. 125 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,155 Check the electrical- 126 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,189 No, I need more of an explanation. 127 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:51,990 How is this yours? 128 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,159 Ours, whatever the fuck this is. 129 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,393 My uncle, I guess. 130 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,428 My mom's brother. 131 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,230 Was his house, and now he's dead. 132 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,632 No wife, no kids. 133 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,267 Mom's in the nut house. 134 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,201 Dad's dad. 135 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,235 And Maddy, she doesn't wanna deal with it. 136 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,104 She thinks I could take it, fix it up. 137 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:06,838 I mean- 138 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,940 I mean, I can, all right? 139 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,075 And Maddy knows we've been trying 140 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,811 to get outta that tiny-ass apartment for years. 141 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,579 I didn't even know you had an uncle. 142 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,048 Yeah, me neither. 143 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,416 Who's that? 144 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,118 Oh, that's the lawyer guy. 145 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,353 Is this all happening like right now? 146 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,120 No, no, no, no, no. 147 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:22,887 I'm just gonna check out the place. 148 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:23,755 He's gonna give some papers. 149 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:24,590 Brad, well, you probably- 150 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,424 You can't just get a house. - Hey! 151 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,258 Hi. Brad? 152 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,026 Yes. 153 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:28,860 All right, nice to meet you. 154 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:29,728 Nice to meet you. 155 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:30,595 And this is your wife? 156 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:31,730 Yes, this is Julia. 157 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,298 Hi. Okay. 158 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,233 Beautiful. 159 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:36,534 So what do you think? 160 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,336 It's a very unique house, 161 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,237 isn't it? - No, it's cool. 162 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:39,938 I love it. 163 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,007 I love the neighborhood. 164 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,908 It's actually exciting to have some yard space. 165 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,010 So how does this work? 166 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,379 Brad doesn't just get a house, right? 167 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,413 No, it's not so simple. 168 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:52,117 She's worried about taxes, stuff like that. 169 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:55,086 Yes, there are back taxes and fees of course. 170 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:57,288 But that's all months from now. 171 00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,125 As I explained to you on the phone, Brad, 172 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,327 your uncle didn't have a will. 173 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,196 He didn't have an executor to be in charge of the property. 174 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:08,633 And to go into probate, I need you to be the administrator. 175 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,901 You'd be great at that. 176 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:13,271 And then the administrator decides who gets the house, 177 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,808 which will be you beautiful young people. 178 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,410 And you can decide to sell it if you'd like, 179 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,544 but that's up to you. 180 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:20,478 We can sell it? 181 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,713 But he's saying we don't have to. 182 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,515 But he's saying we can. 183 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,549 If you want, 184 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,686 you can take some inventory of the assets inside. 185 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,054 I'm just happy to have met you 186 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,989 because I've been looking for an inheritor for your uncle 187 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,059 for a very long time. 188 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,998 In the end, he didn't have many relationships. 189 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,470 If you don't mind taking a look at these papers. 190 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,339 If you have any questions, feel free to contact my office. 191 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,075 Do you think we can go inside? 192 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,109 No. 193 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,447 But if I were to leave and the door was unlocked... 194 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,820 Did he die in the house? 195 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,122 Yes. 196 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,426 But I don't think he's still in there. 197 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,263 Yeah. Yeah. 198 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,200 Okay. 199 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:15,867 Yeah. 200 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,569 All right. 201 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,436 Thank you. 202 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,972 Okay. 203 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,744 Brad, come on. 204 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,881 I don't wanna go in there right now. 205 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,750 Oopsie. 206 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,651 God damn it. 207 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:36,354 We have to look, Jules. 208 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,690 It's our future in here. 209 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,766 Okay. I don't hate this. 210 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,068 Look at us, Jules. 211 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:53,773 Imagine us living in this fucking luxury! 212 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,910 What's that smell? 213 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,111 Good fortune. 214 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,981 No. Smells like someone died in here. 215 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:03,916 You're not wrong. 216 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,059 Oh yeah, I can fix this. 217 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:17,829 Ew. 218 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,166 I'm Uncle Theos! 219 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,467 Take the house! 220 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,501 Get out! 221 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:24,670 Please. 222 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,773 Honey, we'd be nuts not to move in this place. 223 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,308 I don't know if we can afford to, baby. 224 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,442 We have no idea 225 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,710 how much this is gonna cost. - Honey, we've been saving 226 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,379 for what, like three years already? 227 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,980 For a down payment on something. 228 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,081 How do we know it's enough for this? 229 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,284 The guy said we could sell whatever we want. 230 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,486 I mean, is there anything to sell? 231 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,955 I don't know. 232 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,026 Light switch... 233 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,495 Ah, here it is. 234 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,431 Let there be light. 235 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,099 I like the ceilings. 236 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,403 So fucking hot up here. 237 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,505 Let's see if this one works. 238 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,439 Yeah. 239 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,208 It still works. Great. 240 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,176 Oh. 241 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,980 What's behind door number one? 242 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,618 Oh, what the hell is this? 243 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,620 You ever see anything like that? 244 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:16,589 Mm-mm. 245 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:21,793 Are you okay? 246 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,761 Yeah, no, it's just allergies. 247 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,096 Ooh. Could be mold, baby. 248 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,598 Let's get outta here. 249 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,500 Yeah, you're probably right. 250 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,302 Yeah, I know a guy who does inspections. 251 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,004 I'll just have him take a look at it. 252 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,473 He owes me one. 253 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,976 But aren't you curious what's behind this door? 254 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,277 Um... 255 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:42,847 No. It's probably your dead uncle's fucking ghost. 256 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,183 Or something. 257 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,020 Uncle Theos, you in there? 258 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:49,922 Stop that. 259 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:51,856 It's me! 260 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,157 Brad, your nephew! 261 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,292 Come on. That's not funny. 262 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,994 I love what you've done with the place, bud! 263 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:56,896 Stop it! 264 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,000 Fuck this. I'm getting outta here. 265 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:02,967 It's fine. 266 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,770 - I don't like this! - It's okay. 267 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:08,907 Okay, that's enough for today. 268 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,608 I wanna get the fuck outta here. 269 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:11,476 Baby, relax. 270 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,344 I'm absolutely not going back in there! 271 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:14,412 I wanna go home! 272 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,247 I probably just rattled something on the other side! 273 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,082 Come on! 274 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,698 You know how you get a little obsessive 275 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,833 about things sometimes? 276 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,569 Just promise me you won't get that way about this house. 277 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,537 We need to make sure it's the right thing 278 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,139 before we spend everything we have. 279 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,207 Of course, baby. 280 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:47,545 You know I just want the best of everything for us. 281 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:48,480 For you. 282 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,452 What are you reading? 283 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,888 Taxes. 284 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,156 Mm-hmm. 285 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,991 Well, I don't care about taxes! 286 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,659 Okay, but I care about taxes. 287 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,727 I don't care about taxes! 288 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:03,628 You should care about taxes. 289 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,562 No, no- 290 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,263 Taxes are important. 291 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,230 It's not. It's not important. 292 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,665 Trust me, it's not important. 293 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,399 Okay? 294 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,236 No, we can't have the house. 295 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,173 Glad you guys didn't have to pay for this shit hole. 296 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,441 Oh, what, are you jealous? 297 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,642 No. 298 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,244 I mean, it's big. 299 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:21,646 It's a shit hole now, 300 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,548 but wait until you see what I'm gonna do to it, man. 301 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,217 Barbecues, 4th of July, fight nights. 302 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,519 You know what you need to break this house in? 303 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,989 To fuck Julia in every single room. 304 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,156 That's crazy 305 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,491 'cause your mom asked me to do the same thing. 306 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,993 That's crazy because you wouldn't last 10 seconds 307 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:35,893 with my mom. 308 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,030 She's a fucking beast. 309 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,999 That's fucked up, man. 310 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yeah. 311 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,267 That's your mother. 312 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,469 Yeah, I know. 313 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,703 She raised you way better than that. 314 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,005 I know. Thank you. 315 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,106 I'm gonna tell your mom. 316 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,074 Please don't. 317 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,910 The house seemed like way too much for us at first, 318 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,913 but I don't know, I think I've kind of come around to it. 319 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,815 Brad really loves it. 320 00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:58,983 Yeah, I think it's cute. 321 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:02,320 Yeah, and we had just enough to pay the taxes and stuff. 322 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,755 Plus we don't have to carry a mortgage. 323 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,489 No way. 324 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,158 Which is like amazing. Yeah. 325 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,193 And Brad's gonna do all the renovation stuff himself, 326 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,762 which is a huge help. 327 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,130 And I don't know, 328 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,767 we talked about like maybe starting a family. 329 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,501 No way. 330 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,403 You're gonna have tiny babies? 331 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,471 The pitter patter of little feet. 332 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:21,440 Maybe. 333 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,509 I mean, there's so much space, 334 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,078 I feel like I could open my own salon in here. 335 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,980 Oh, so you're gonna compete with me now? 336 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,548 Traitor. - Girl, please. 337 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,850 I was gonna ask you to finance me. 338 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,519 We're broke now. 339 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,988 Oh my gosh, look at all these sweaty men. 340 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:37,889 'Sup, girls? 341 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,023 You guys want a beer? 342 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,426 Yes, please. 343 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,927 Well, Carl's gonna pick up the pizza. 344 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,195 You gonna give Lana the grand tour? 345 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,830 Yeah, I'm fucking starving, bro. 346 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,899 We couldn't afford to pay rent plus everything else, 347 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,369 so Brad's gonna be renovating every room while we live here. 348 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,072 Well, it's better than that tiny slum place you were in. 349 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,807 I'm gonna miss the tiny slum place 350 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,842 in the best part of the city. 351 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,010 What's that smell? 352 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,311 I know, right? 353 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,913 At first we thought it was all that garbage in here, 354 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,515 but then we thought it was mold 'cause Brad has an allergy, 355 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,716 but the mold guy didn't find anything. 356 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,485 I think it's coming from over here. 357 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,687 Yeah, then there's this door. 358 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:10,388 This is bad! 359 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,823 Do you know what this is? 360 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,091 This is an evil eye. 361 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,359 What do you mean? 362 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,727 Have you opened it? 363 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,997 Yeah, but look at this. 364 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,569 Girl, no. 365 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,437 Step aside, ladies. 366 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,674 Look, it's a symbol of evil. 367 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,509 I really think you need to do a cleanse. 368 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,477 Really? 369 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,312 We don't need to do a cleanse, okay? 370 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,047 It's clearly some type of leak. 371 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,217 I'll just take it down, fix the problem. 372 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,385 All right. 373 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,055 You may wanna step back a little bit. 374 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,224 Okay. 375 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,445 What the fuck? 376 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,449 Ugh. What the fuck happened here? 377 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,218 Jules! 378 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,261 What happened? 379 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,395 Oh my god. 380 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,230 It's a hidden room. 381 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,232 Is this where the oil's coming from? 382 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,334 Yeah, it seems like it. 383 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,472 Whatever it is, it looks important. 384 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,339 Oh my god. 385 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,175 Please don't let this be a fucking dead body. 386 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,811 Relax. It's not a dead body. 387 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:42,680 Feels hard though. 388 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,816 Because it's fucking mummified or something. 389 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:46,884 Relax. 390 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:47,786 Okay. 391 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,776 That's a face. 392 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,144 It's a statue. 393 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,781 Here, help me take it off. 394 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:27,291 Oh my god. 395 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,460 Shit. 396 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,895 I fucking knew it. 397 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,829 Is it real though? 398 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:32,663 Look at it. 399 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:36,200 It's probably worth a small fortune. 400 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,603 Oh my god. 401 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,771 Wow. 402 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,842 Uncle Theos, you fucking son of a bitch. 403 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,211 No wonder he put up this plaster wall. 404 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,446 The old bastard really was trying 405 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:49,981 to hide his fucking treasure. 406 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,818 Do you really think it's worth anything? 407 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,220 Fuck yeah. 408 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,498 Jules. 409 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:30,768 - Hey. - Hey. 410 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,970 Oh my god, look at your face. 411 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,606 Yeah, I think that black shit was the problem. 412 00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:38,442 Tried to get rid of as much as I can. 413 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,812 Uh, where is that thing? 414 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:44,815 Isn't it sweet? 415 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:45,983 I mean, I don't love it 416 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,252 as a centerpiece of my living room, but- 417 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,387 I mean, it's way better down here than rotting away 418 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:51,655 in that toxic room upstairs. 419 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,290 And I'll change the base, hun. 420 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,124 Don't worry. 421 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,459 I actually posted about this. 422 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,361 Let me see if anyone said anything. 423 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,496 Man, I swear, 424 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,465 I feel way better with that room cleared out. 425 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,567 Oh, your sister commented. 426 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,568 Really? What'd she say? 427 00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:05,669 Yeah. 428 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,238 "I remember Mom saying uncle used to work 429 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,572 "at University of Chicago. 430 00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:10,140 "You should look it up and see if anywhere there 431 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:11,609 "knows what it could be." 432 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:12,676 I just looked. 433 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,211 Theos Chambers, University of Chicago. 434 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,646 And look. 435 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,781 Holy shit, look at him. 436 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,750 Theos Z. Chambers, 437 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:22,653 distinguished professor of religious history 438 00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:26,991 and former dean of the School of Comparative Religion, 439 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:31,096 was suspended for physically attacking students 440 00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:34,999 following disappearance. 441 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,400 Oh. 442 00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:37,568 So he was crazy. 443 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,036 No, don't say that. 444 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,571 I don't like that. 445 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,841 Sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 446 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:46,144 Where was that from? 447 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:49,614 U Chicago News, I guess, 2007. 448 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,116 Should I call the school? 449 00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,684 See if anyone there remembers him 450 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:56,520 that could come look at the thing? 451 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,656 I guess if you want to. 452 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:01,292 Don't you wanna know if we can sell it? 453 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,393 Yeah. 454 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,929 Sure. Of course. 455 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,933 Well, I better get back to it. 456 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,168 Gotta keep working on the house. 457 00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:11,902 Yeah. 458 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,270 Well, I should go get ready. 459 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:16,173 Lana'll be here any second. 460 00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:17,575 I love you. 461 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,044 Love you too. 462 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,879 Your eyes look so weird. 463 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,548 Just the light in the room, sweetie. 464 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:25,717 Okay. 465 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:06,324 How to save money, you gotta buy the shit one. 466 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,200 Fuck! Fuck. 467 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:03,915 Julia, can I get a hand? 468 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,544 Thanks, Lana! 469 00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,147 See you tomorrow! 470 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,753 Oh, for Christ's sake. 471 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,129 Brad? 472 00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:41,478 Brad! 473 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:42,947 Jesus Christ. 474 00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:45,984 Sorry. Are you okay? 475 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,153 Yeah. Yeah. 476 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,988 You scared me. 477 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,223 What the hell are you doing? 478 00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:54,192 Huh? 479 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:56,994 Oh, yeah. 480 00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:59,563 I was noticing a flicker in one of the bulbs, 481 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:01,398 so I changed the bulb, 482 00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,934 and then I think the wiring's just old, 483 00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:07,504 so I may have to rewire the whole circuit now. 484 00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:09,673 Another thing to do. 485 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,476 Anyways how are you? 486 00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:14,479 Good. 487 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:20,819 Oh, are you okay? 488 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:24,454 Funny. 489 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:25,656 Sorry, I stink, baby. 490 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,291 It's okay. I like it. 491 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,826 Well, wait until you taste my breath. 492 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,128 Mm. Great. 493 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:33,897 You know, it's come to my attention 494 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:36,767 that we have not banged in the dining room yet. 495 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,235 What are we gonna do about that? 496 00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:40,370 We're gonna have to change that. 497 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:44,708 Hey, your allergies look so much better. 498 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,043 Wait... 499 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:47,711 Did you not go to work today? 500 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:49,780 What do you mean? 501 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,648 What do you mean what do I mean? 502 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:54,685 Baby, I gotta fix this house. 503 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,186 Are you kidding me? 504 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,654 We just spent all of our savings. 505 00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:00,190 There's like a million things we're gonna need money for. 506 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,659 And I'm saving us money by doing all the work. 507 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:06,129 So you're just gonna stay home from work, till when? 508 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,900 You just, you don't get it. 509 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:16,140 "See with yellow eyes, you are a gateway. 510 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:23,281 "I have the power to create or destroy precious life. 511 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,553 "I am fire. 512 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,388 "Drink me. 513 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,657 "I am pleasure. 514 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,660 "Take me inside." 515 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:39,129 Oh my, this is terrific. 516 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,530 Sounds awful to me. 517 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:43,200 Well, I was referring to the significance of the text. 518 00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:48,305 What you have here is clearly an altar, perhaps sacrificial, 519 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,507 which is rare, but not out of the question 520 00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:52,175 for ancient Mesopotamia. 521 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:56,346 This is the absolutely unique blend of Akkadian and Sumeric, 522 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:59,683 yet there's Ugaritic and Sanskrit. 523 00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,418 This is just fascinating. 524 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:05,556 Yeah, well we just know our ABCs here, Doc. 525 00:32:06,157 --> 00:32:08,325 Now my rudimentary interpretation 526 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:11,128 is that this is a fertility God, 527 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:13,697 hence the pregnant belly and the exposed phallus. 528 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:16,300 Now what you two do not know is that it is told 529 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:19,903 in a Dionysian tone, representing the relationship 530 00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:22,839 between suffering and gratification. 531 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,676 Now fire to be all consumed by 532 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:29,880 or to act upon one's raw, carnal, animalistic lust 533 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:32,884 to the point of self-destruction. 534 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:36,353 Ancient religions could be quite violent. 535 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:37,888 No shit. 536 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,023 Sounds a little bit like the devil. 537 00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:41,992 Well actually, this predates 538 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,827 Christianity's very concept of the devil 539 00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:45,829 by about 2,000 years. 540 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:46,897 Ancient cultures did not share 541 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,999 the same diametric ideologies. 542 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,968 Do you think Brad's uncle was hiding it 543 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,436 because it's valuable? 544 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:54,438 Hard to say, but a man of his 545 00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,206 esteemed credentials would know better. 546 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,141 He would take this piece to a museum 547 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,910 or a university for study. 548 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,812 What he did was quite selfish. 549 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,647 But knowing what I know about him, 550 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,915 I would say that's expected. 551 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,283 And what does that mean? 552 00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:10,954 Well, no offense, but your uncle was a infamous recluse. 553 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:12,622 He was brilliant though. 554 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:15,559 He specialized in rights and rituals of ancient cultures. 555 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,261 Now in the comparative religion schools, 556 00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:19,997 they state that the only way 557 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,798 you can understand a culture's belief system 558 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:24,835 is to practice it yourself. 559 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,037 I wonder... 560 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:30,674 These in-lain texts read like warnings. 561 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,476 I'd like to study it myself. 562 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,177 Let me discuss it with the university. 563 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,247 Perhaps a offer of acquisition could be made. 564 00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:39,316 How much would something like this pay us? 565 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:40,617 Well, it's hard to say, 566 00:33:40,618 --> 00:33:43,653 but due to the age and authenticity of this piece, 567 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:47,291 it could be something quite significant. 568 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:50,327 What's this? 569 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:51,561 Thank you, Professor, 570 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:53,830 but to be honest, I'm not sure we want to sell it. 571 00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:54,898 Brad. 572 00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:55,766 What? 573 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:56,466 Don't be rude. 574 00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,101 We brought him here because- 575 00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:00,604 I know, but it's a family heirloom, 576 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:05,142 and my uncle went through a lot of trouble to get it here. 577 00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:08,612 Well, if you change your mind, you have my card. 578 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,648 You can call me anytime. 579 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,451 Your uncle was an academic. 580 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:19,257 I can assure you he planned to share the study of this. 581 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,328 What the hell was that? 582 00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:27,631 That guy was a fucking asshole. 583 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:30,467 You heard the way he was talking down to us. 584 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,102 He thinks we're suckers, baby. 585 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:33,904 There's no way he's gonna pay us 586 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,605 what that thing's actually worth. 587 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:36,673 How do you know? 588 00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:38,975 You don't even know how much it's worth. 589 00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:40,377 I thought we wanted to get rid of it! 590 00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:41,912 I don't want that in my house anymore, Brad! 591 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:42,813 I get it! 592 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:43,713 That thing creeps- 593 00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:45,683 I get it! You're mad! 594 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,118 I'm sorry. 595 00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:49,986 And family heirloom? 596 00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:51,221 What the fuck was that? 597 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:52,255 All of a sudden you were in love 598 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:54,191 with this weird, ugly statue. 599 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:55,460 I like it! 600 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:58,496 I can't explain it. 601 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,798 You didn't even know your uncle. 602 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:03,100 I know he had a limp dick 603 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,336 and a guilty conscience. 604 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,373 What? 605 00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,008 I said I like the statue. 606 00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,743 You know, I think it's cool. 607 00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,745 What's wrong with that? 608 00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:16,714 No. 609 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:22,520 Did you say your uncle had a limp dick? 610 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:27,492 What? 611 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,461 No. 612 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:37,835 Are you fucking with me? 613 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,511 Look, remember that job I did in Lake Forest, 614 00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,680 you know the McMansion? 615 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:53,416 They're antique people, all right? 616 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,519 I'll give them the call. 617 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,387 I'll have them look at it. 618 00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,055 You know, we gotta get a second opinion on this, honey. 619 00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:00,790 It's like with anything else. 620 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:01,759 Yeah. 621 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,327 All right. 622 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,296 I just really don't want it in the living room. 623 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,499 I'll move it, okay? 624 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,568 To the basement, how's that sound? 625 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,904 You have to get more sleep. 626 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,272 Tell me about it. 627 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,773 I keep waking up and you're not in bed. 628 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:17,541 You're doing too much. 629 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,542 You have to get more sleep, 630 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:19,943 and you have to go back to work soon. 631 00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:22,446 No, don't start with that. 632 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:26,816 These dreams don't build themself, puddin'. 633 00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:27,817 Yeah. 634 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:30,487 Well, Lana's not too hot on the idea of going in 635 00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:34,425 on a private client thing with me here, so... 636 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,695 You're not being direct enough, honey. 637 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:39,763 No, no. Listen. 638 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,432 You know, she's a rich little heiress. 639 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,434 They're used to getting whatever they want 640 00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:46,603 whenever they want. 641 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:49,839 She's not gonna appreciate the subtle approach, Jules. 642 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,408 Okay, Donald. 643 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:54,778 Teaching me the art of the deal now are ya? 644 00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,479 I got an idea. 645 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,816 How about we throw a little barbecue this weekend? 646 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:01,418 Right, now hold on. 647 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:02,485 We show her that the place 648 00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:05,456 is a little bit more cleaned up. 649 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,460 I'll tell her all about how awesome it's gonna be. 650 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,529 You should tell her with your shirt off. 651 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,831 That seems to work pretty well. 652 00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:16,099 Okay. Stop it. 653 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,467 I'm joking. 654 00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:19,669 I'm not joking. 655 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:22,439 Well, I guess if we're not selling the thing right away, 656 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,573 we could have a little party. 657 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,075 - All right. - That'd be nice. 658 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,377 All right. 659 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:28,345 It's gonna be great. 660 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,213 - Yeah. - Right? 661 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:31,482 We'll see. 662 00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:35,386 Where is this coming from? 663 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,221 You'll see. 664 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:41,425 I guess today it's in the kitchen. 665 00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:34,978 You said several times in the past 666 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,413 that you think most so-called possessions 667 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:38,648 are just psychological or hysteric. 668 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,484 Why was Katie Harmon different? 669 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,353 Well, there is a myth. 670 00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:44,954 No, no, not a myth. 671 00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:47,325 A legend, a fact, of power 672 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,996 that comes from an evil that you can't possibly understand 673 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:55,499 unless you see what it does. 674 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:02,540 I have seen it take hold of good people, innocent people. 675 00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:07,811 And once it's inside of them, it can never be removed. 676 00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:11,247 Was that evil inside Katie Harmon? 677 00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:13,583 Do you still believe that God can help people like Katie? 678 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:17,253 Father Penrose, do you still believe in God? 679 00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:19,457 What happened to Katie? 680 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:50,621 Brad? 681 00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:00,131 Brad, where are you? 682 00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:06,704 You're freaking me out, baby. 683 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,244 Brad? 684 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:24,555 Are you in there? 685 00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:41,972 Brad? 686 00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:55,953 Brad? 687 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,090 You up here? 688 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,733 Answer me for fuck's sake. 689 00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:14,438 We'll see! 690 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:19,976 It's me, Jules. It's me. 691 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,010 I'm sorry, Jules. 692 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:21,945 I had to. 693 00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,313 You should have seen your face. 694 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,515 Look at your face. 695 00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:27,284 It's not funny! 696 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:29,652 What the hell are you doing up here? 697 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:32,388 Oh, I was rewiring the dining room, 698 00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:34,624 and then I think I heard something. 699 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:37,393 We might have a raccoon. 700 00:41:37,394 --> 00:41:38,761 Look at this cool shit I found. 701 00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:40,364 I'm getting out of here. 702 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:47,338 What the hell's that on your face? 703 00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:52,141 Little son of a bitch. 704 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:53,142 What are you doing? 705 00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:53,776 I'm gonna get ya. 706 00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:54,677 What are you doing? 707 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:58,849 I'm gonna get ya. 708 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,468 Stop! 709 00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:19,637 Brad! 710 00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,841 Brad, stop it! 711 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,718 Stop! 712 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:36,921 Stop! 713 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,091 Brad, stop! 714 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,297 Brad! 715 00:43:34,678 --> 00:43:37,347 He just tries so hard at everything. 716 00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:38,548 Yeah. 717 00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:40,083 He's very intense. 718 00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:41,018 I know. 719 00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:44,120 It used to be exciting. 720 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,288 What is it now? 721 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,757 I don't know. 722 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:48,992 Scary. 723 00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:52,129 Thought we were corn holing, bro. 724 00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,135 What's your deal, bro? 725 00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,337 I've just been thinking a lot about his family 726 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:02,572 and this crazy uncle 727 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:06,175 and the whole mental illness is a family disease thing and- 728 00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:09,112 I don't believe in that mental health stuff. 729 00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:11,514 Did he hit himself on the head? No? 730 00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:12,548 Okay, so he's fine. 731 00:44:12,549 --> 00:44:13,683 It's not stuff. 732 00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:16,919 They've had a really rough few years. 733 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,589 I don't know, Julia. 734 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:22,525 This place has bad energy. 735 00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:24,394 It needs a cleanse. 736 00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:26,863 I'll bring my sage, and we'll take care of it. 737 00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:28,898 But I really think that's what you need to do. 738 00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,199 My family used to be so religious, 739 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,902 and I don't believe in that stuff anymore. 740 00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:35,238 I don't think I do. 741 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,173 What if he's like bipolar or something 742 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,509 and he needs to see doctor for pills? 743 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:43,312 He beat a fucking animal to death in our house, Lana. 744 00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:45,448 Listen ladies, if we ain't corn holing, 745 00:44:45,449 --> 00:44:48,018 I wanna see this secret room. 746 00:45:05,669 --> 00:45:06,837 More. 747 00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:10,606 I made him put it in the basement. 748 00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:12,975 It was creeping me out. 749 00:45:12,976 --> 00:45:15,412 See? I told you, evil. 750 00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:19,983 Yellow Eyes sounds like a fun fellow to me. 751 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:22,085 More. 752 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:23,053 Brad? 753 00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,191 Brad, you down here? 754 00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:38,301 Yo, fuck corn hole. 755 00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:40,037 I'm good down here. 756 00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:42,438 Look at its beautiful eyes. 757 00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,041 That's real gold. 758 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,009 Yo, look at his little dick. 759 00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,545 And I know dicks, darling. 760 00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,447 There you are. 761 00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:52,750 Yo. 762 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:57,720 I think your girl is DTF and likes to party. 763 00:45:57,721 --> 00:45:58,621 Loves to. 764 00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:01,190 Honey, don't be weird. 765 00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:04,328 Why are you wearing sunglasses? 766 00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,496 Julia tells me you're trying to get some big moolah 767 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,463 for this thing. 768 00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:09,031 You better make a offering to Yellow Eyes 769 00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:10,400 if you wanna get paid. 770 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:14,470 I think you're right. 771 00:46:14,471 --> 00:46:16,840 All right, you guys ready? 772 00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:22,945 - Bro. - That's crazy. 773 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:24,580 The eyes are spinning. 774 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:26,382 How is it doing that? 775 00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:30,052 Maybe we should offer it more. 776 00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:32,054 Do you guys wanna go upstairs? 777 00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:33,689 It's gross down here. 778 00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:35,425 Yeah, it's nasty. 779 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:41,597 You coming? 780 00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:45,301 No, Carl and I are gonna hang down here for a bit. 781 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:48,871 He's gonna help me fix some other stuff. 782 00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,073 Uh, okay. 783 00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:52,341 Just hurry up. 784 00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:54,510 We still have burgers and stuff upstairs. 785 00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,945 Yeah, cool, ladies. 786 00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,780 Be up in a few. 787 00:46:57,781 --> 00:46:58,949 Okay. 788 00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:05,255 What other cool shit you got down here, bro? 789 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:00,276 You got this. 790 00:48:00,277 --> 00:48:02,278 I mean, you saw all that light in the living room. 791 00:48:02,279 --> 00:48:03,346 I feel like with some plants, 792 00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:05,882 the clients would feel so vibey. 793 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,250 You know what I mean? 794 00:48:07,251 --> 00:48:10,019 You know, this old woman actually came in begging 795 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,188 for you on your day off. 796 00:48:12,189 --> 00:48:13,956 You work here two or three days a week 797 00:48:13,957 --> 00:48:16,425 and we could charge picky clients like that extra. 798 00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:18,361 They love anything that makes them feel special. 799 00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:20,363 Right, and I could serve them tea, 800 00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:24,066 and it'll be this whole cozy, posh thing. 801 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,501 A private experience. 802 00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:27,371 Yes. An experience. 803 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:44,453 Are you ready to get stuffed 'cause I'm fucking hungry. 804 00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:45,923 Where's Carl? 805 00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:50,527 He said he had to split. 806 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,264 Wait, seriously? 807 00:48:55,365 --> 00:48:56,700 That's so weird. 808 00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:02,105 Yeah, he's a fucked up guy, right? 809 00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:08,711 Did you see Carl leave? 810 00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:10,780 I'll come middle of the week, 811 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,082 sage the house, order everything, 812 00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:15,918 tell that lady to come in as kind of a tryout, 813 00:49:15,919 --> 00:49:17,553 and charge her double. 814 00:49:17,554 --> 00:49:19,957 We split 50/50. 815 00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:21,525 Great. 816 00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:27,530 It's just the two of us, I guess. 817 00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:28,497 Baby, you were so right. 818 00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:33,436 I told Lana exactly what I wanted and she was so... 819 00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:36,839 You have to burn like the sun 820 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,076 to shine like it, Julia. 821 00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:46,550 What are you doing, baby? 822 00:49:47,451 --> 00:49:48,652 Burn us all. 823 00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:03,433 Burn! 824 00:50:31,495 --> 00:50:32,429 Brad? 825 00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:35,232 Brad? 826 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,136 What's happening? 827 00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:47,143 It's not me, Jules. 828 00:50:47,144 --> 00:50:48,412 It's not me. 829 00:50:52,582 --> 00:50:53,650 It's not me. 830 00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:23,280 Brad? 831 00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:30,053 Are you okay? 832 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:33,523 Stop it! 833 00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:35,325 Stop it! 834 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:48,925 Hi. 835 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,461 It's great. 836 00:53:52,462 --> 00:53:54,497 Big change, you know? 837 00:54:01,838 --> 00:54:03,872 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry to call so late, 838 00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:05,742 it's just, I think... 839 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:10,145 Brad's having some trouble 840 00:54:10,146 --> 00:54:12,649 and I really think if you... 841 00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:15,785 No, I know. 842 00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:22,259 I just, I think he's really, really sick. 843 00:54:25,729 --> 00:54:27,630 No, don't worry. 844 00:54:27,631 --> 00:54:29,766 He's fine now, I think. 845 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,768 Mm-hmm. 846 00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:33,803 Good night. 847 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,875 Was that Maddy? 848 00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:43,713 Yeah, it was. 849 00:54:44,914 --> 00:54:48,618 She wants to know how you're doing, baby. 850 00:54:50,253 --> 00:54:51,955 She did? 851 00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:14,176 Do you remember our first date? 852 00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:17,646 I remember the first time you got fucked in the ass. 853 00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:21,283 We went walking together by the water for hours. 854 00:55:21,284 --> 00:55:22,518 I had these awful shoe bites 855 00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:26,856 because I was wearing new sandals without any socks. 856 00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:31,460 I'm gonna stab you to death. 857 00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:34,064 You, you were so thoughtful. 858 00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:37,533 You saw that I was bleeding and you lent me your socks, 859 00:55:37,534 --> 00:55:38,667 and I couldn't believe it, 860 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,971 but I actually put on your used socks. 861 00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:48,844 I hardly knew you and I could tell you'd do anything for me. 862 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:50,479 I started falling in love with you for it 863 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,948 on that first date. 864 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,551 Isn't that funny? 865 00:55:58,421 --> 00:55:59,622 My jewel. 866 00:56:04,327 --> 00:56:06,029 I love you so much. 867 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:12,134 Let me know what I can do to help you, baby. 868 00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:14,838 Let me fist fuck your corpse. 869 00:56:19,609 --> 00:56:24,013 I called you Jules 'cause you're shiny like a jewel. 870 00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:33,123 Let's kill my sister and eat her cunt babies together. 871 00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:39,496 My perfect jewel. 872 00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:44,134 I don't wanna hurt you. 873 00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:48,671 I'm scared, Jules. 874 00:56:50,273 --> 00:56:53,843 I'm so scared. 875 00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:34,551 Well, hello there. 876 00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:40,789 I said, hello there. 877 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:41,890 What are you doing here? 878 00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:44,827 For my hair, sweetie? Why else? 879 00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:47,129 Look, I'm sorry, but you can't be here. 880 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:50,966 Well, your boss said that you were doing home services. 881 00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:53,869 We tried to call you, but you didn't answer. 882 00:57:53,870 --> 00:57:55,637 I have a hot date tonight. 883 00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:58,574 Do you believe it? 884 00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,542 My roots are showing, and I am desperate. 885 00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:02,444 You are the absolute best. 886 00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:03,512 I'm sorry. 887 00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:04,713 I can't. 888 00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:07,015 I have an emergency. 889 00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:10,719 Oh, please. There's no greater emergency than mine. 890 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,223 Imagine not being laid for 20 years. 891 00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:16,059 I'm sorry. I can't. 892 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,495 Um... 893 00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:21,898 I'll pay you $300. Hmm? 894 00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:23,832 No. 895 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,533 Four? 896 00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:25,367 - No. - Five? 897 00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:26,401 No. 898 00:58:26,402 --> 00:58:28,737 Hey, look, I could do this all day. 899 00:58:28,738 --> 00:58:31,974 I sold all my ex-husband's shit in the divorce, 900 00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:36,145 so mama is going to get what mama wants tonight. 901 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,617 Hang on one second, okay? 902 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:44,053 Brad, baby, are you here? 903 00:58:47,557 --> 00:58:49,258 Brad? 904 00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:50,660 What the fuck? 905 00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:55,765 Brad! 906 00:59:14,317 --> 00:59:15,350 Hello? 907 00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,518 Hi. 908 00:59:16,519 --> 00:59:17,920 Mr. Gross, this is Julia Chambers, 909 00:59:17,921 --> 00:59:21,990 the one with the Yellow Eyes altar deity thing. 910 00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:25,861 Yes, it's Dr. Gross, but sure, I remember. 911 00:59:25,862 --> 00:59:27,429 Do you still want it? 912 00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:29,532 Can you take it today? 913 00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:32,968 I'm afraid that's not possible. 914 00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:35,737 There's a protocol for the university's acquisition of- 915 00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:38,173 No, you don't understand. 916 00:59:38,174 --> 00:59:39,408 I'll pay you. 917 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,409 Can you just take it out of here? 918 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,145 I'll give you $500. 919 00:59:43,479 --> 00:59:44,746 Listen, Mrs. Chambers, 920 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:46,415 I'm not a man with a van. 921 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,282 I don't just- 922 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,685 Cash. Today. 923 00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:51,620 You said this is an important artifact. 924 00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:54,957 If Theos Chambers wanted it, you do too. 925 00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:59,062 I'll come there in an hour or so. 926 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,435 What's your husband's name? 927 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,636 Depends. 928 01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:09,372 What, sweetheart? 929 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,942 I like your house. 930 01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:15,144 Small. 931 01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:18,615 I bet you and your husband call it cozy, right? 932 01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:22,251 What's that noise? 933 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,787 Your husband? 934 01:00:25,688 --> 01:00:28,825 Is he gonna keep making that noise? 935 01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:33,962 For God's sake, if he doesn't stop doing that, 936 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,964 you're gonna poke my eye out. 937 01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:38,100 I'm sorry. I'll ask him to keep it down. 938 01:00:38,101 --> 01:00:39,201 If it weren't for their dicks 939 01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:44,006 and their wallets, right? 940 01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:45,874 Brad? Honey, can you please keep it down? 941 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,909 I'm trying to work. 942 01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:49,411 Listen, you fucking... 943 01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:50,579 Whatever the fuck you are. 944 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,347 I'll let you out when you get the fuck out of my husband 945 01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:53,582 and you leave us alone. 946 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:55,051 Do you hear me? 947 01:00:57,253 --> 01:00:58,721 Do you hear me? 948 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,994 I'm glad we decided to go lighter. 949 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:07,095 When you're older than dirt, 950 01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,499 you need all the help you can get. 951 01:01:13,970 --> 01:01:18,708 If only Curtis could watch us shut you up, Gretchen. 952 01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:23,779 Sorry, my husband's been working... 953 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:24,947 Gretchen? 954 01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:17,767 Brad? 955 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:22,337 Brad? 956 01:02:22,338 --> 01:02:25,408 Julia, we see you. 957 01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:28,277 Carl? 958 01:02:29,045 --> 01:02:32,280 I am everyone. 959 01:02:32,281 --> 01:02:33,816 I am all of you. 960 01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:38,487 Please, I know you can hear me. 961 01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,455 I wanna... 962 01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:46,996 We can't wait to drink you. 963 01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:14,223 Let's make more of me. 964 01:03:38,881 --> 01:03:40,016 Oh fuck. 965 01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:42,584 So am I to gather 966 01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:45,287 that because you have a possessed zombie friend 967 01:03:45,288 --> 01:03:46,254 in the basement, 968 01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:49,424 I will not be leaving with the artifact today? 969 01:03:49,425 --> 01:03:51,426 Look, I'm sorry. 970 01:03:51,427 --> 01:03:53,628 If you really feel that you're in danger, 971 01:03:53,629 --> 01:03:55,397 you ought to call the police. 972 01:03:55,398 --> 01:03:56,665 But it's not Brad. 973 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:57,699 It's this Yellow Eyes thing. 974 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,335 I think it takes over their minds and their bodies. 975 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,571 It's very possible to become engrossed 976 01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:05,874 in the symbolism of any mythology and act it out. 977 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,809 That's called a psychological fervor. 978 01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:10,245 It happens in every religious tradition. 979 01:04:10,246 --> 01:04:12,480 Runs in the family apparently. 980 01:04:12,481 --> 01:04:13,982 What do you mean? 981 01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:17,152 Dr. Chambers was arrested for attacking students, 982 01:04:17,153 --> 01:04:18,587 but that's not what happened. 983 01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:21,690 He was grooming them for occult activities, 984 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,625 hosting debauched parties, 985 01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:26,161 and the word just got back to the university. 986 01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:28,063 I can assure you he was nothing 987 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:32,101 but a old harmless pervert with a God complex. 988 01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:34,570 Mr. Chambers. 989 01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:38,241 Nice to see you again. 990 01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:42,611 You're looking well. 991 01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:45,380 I was just, uh, hanging out with the wife. 992 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:49,151 She invited me over to fetch the artifact. 993 01:04:58,828 --> 01:05:02,431 Yes. My wife's a lovely host, isn't she? 994 01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:09,704 The artifact, it's in the basement. 995 01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:10,673 Come on. 996 01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:27,589 You know, your wife seems to think 997 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:32,494 that the idea of the altar has had an effect on you, 998 01:05:32,495 --> 01:05:33,895 so to speak. 999 01:05:33,896 --> 01:05:36,932 What idea is that? 1000 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,267 Debauchery. 1001 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,371 You know what? This is silly. 1002 01:05:43,372 --> 01:05:45,373 I don't even know what I was thinking. 1003 01:05:45,374 --> 01:05:48,310 I was just overly enthusiastic about seeing the artifact. 1004 01:05:48,311 --> 01:05:49,945 You know what? I'm not even the guy that 1005 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:50,979 should be doing this. 1006 01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:52,414 You have all the help you need here. 1007 01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:54,382 Now wrap your arms around me. 1008 01:05:54,383 --> 01:05:57,019 Brad, what are you doing? 1009 01:06:03,426 --> 01:06:04,660 Brad, stop it! 1010 01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:29,085 I know you're still in there! 1011 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:36,152 Brad, Julia, anybody home? 1012 01:08:14,857 --> 01:08:17,159 Let's cleanse this space. 1013 01:08:19,528 --> 01:08:20,596 Brad? Julia? 1014 01:08:55,498 --> 01:08:58,266 You're Abbot Penrose. 1015 01:08:58,267 --> 01:09:01,236 They told me you were here. 1016 01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:02,470 I know about your vow. 1017 01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:04,439 I know you don't do what you used to do anymore, 1018 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:06,774 but I need your help. 1019 01:09:06,775 --> 01:09:08,943 My husband is possessed. 1020 01:09:08,944 --> 01:09:09,878 I know it's real. 1021 01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:11,112 I've seen it. 1022 01:09:11,113 --> 01:09:13,148 I just need him back. 1023 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,617 Please help me! 1024 01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:18,853 I need a fucking exorcist, do you hear me? 1025 01:09:18,854 --> 01:09:20,054 Please. 1026 01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:21,623 Please help me. 1027 01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:25,393 Only God, only some kind of God can help him now. 1028 01:09:25,394 --> 01:09:27,563 Please fucking help me! 1029 01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:56,225 I'm not fucking around, Father. 1030 01:09:59,595 --> 01:10:02,730 My Brad, he's still in there behind those yellow eyes, 1031 01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:03,866 and I just... 1032 01:10:07,903 --> 01:10:09,305 Yellow eyes? 1033 01:10:11,473 --> 01:10:13,576 You know what it is? 1034 01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:16,545 Please. 1035 01:10:18,614 --> 01:10:21,182 What is it you think I can do? 1036 01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:24,252 Make sense out of insanity? 1037 01:10:24,253 --> 01:10:27,089 Say a prayer over him or chant, 1038 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:30,291 "The power of Christ compels you," 1039 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:33,562 and turn chaos into order like magic? 1040 01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:41,869 Do you really believe a demon like this gives a shit 1041 01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:45,641 about the power of a God it's never known? 1042 01:10:57,553 --> 01:10:59,622 You want to free him? 1043 01:11:01,657 --> 01:11:05,526 And stop him from taking everyone you've ever known 1044 01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:07,596 or loved with him? 1045 01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:12,534 You take this and you pull it across his throat. 1046 01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:16,337 If I put this through his throat, Father, 1047 01:11:16,338 --> 01:11:19,173 I'll be putting it to my own, 1048 01:11:19,174 --> 01:11:21,542 and it'll be because you told me to. 1049 01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:24,279 Don't put your conscience on me, child. 1050 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,415 Why not? You put yours on us. 1051 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,950 You've given up on people, 1052 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:30,685 but you're just as evil if you don't do anything 1053 01:11:30,686 --> 01:11:34,022 when you know you can help us. 1054 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:36,958 You said a priest can't exercise a demon for good. 1055 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,293 For how long? 1056 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,160 It is not- 1057 01:11:39,161 --> 01:11:40,396 How long? 1058 01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:48,537 Perhaps just long enough 1059 01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:57,346 for you to see his true self one last time. 1060 01:12:03,552 --> 01:12:06,688 I kindly ask all negative spirits 1061 01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:08,991 to please exit the space, 1062 01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:13,528 make room for only positivity 1063 01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:16,732 as Brad and Julia create their home. 1064 01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:25,040 Brad, is Julia here? 1065 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:27,943 No, Lana. She's not. 1066 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,452 Let's pretend I'm not Brad. 1067 01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:40,288 But you are Brad. 1068 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:41,457 No. 1069 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,894 I'm just a guy who wants you. 1070 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:52,600 Oh my god, don't say that. 1071 01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:53,968 Julia's my friend. 1072 01:12:53,969 --> 01:12:55,371 Sure she is. 1073 01:12:55,971 --> 01:12:56,939 Oh fuck. 1074 01:12:58,974 --> 01:13:00,442 Brad, we can't. 1075 01:13:01,343 --> 01:13:03,010 Yes, we can. 1076 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:04,680 No. Please stop. 1077 01:13:10,953 --> 01:13:12,253 If you can get us to the altar, 1078 01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:14,288 we might have a chance. 1079 01:13:14,289 --> 01:13:15,723 How many has it taken? 1080 01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:18,259 Two, I think, one is dead. 1081 01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:19,694 No, it doesn't want them dead. 1082 01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:22,497 It wants them miserable. 1083 01:13:22,498 --> 01:13:26,301 Yellow Eyes wants you to suffer, to crave. 1084 01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:29,670 The more souls it can bring to the sacrifice, 1085 01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,873 the stronger it gets 1086 01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:36,612 and the longer they live so they can feed and host it, 1087 01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,717 potentially forever. 1088 01:13:42,885 --> 01:13:44,385 Holy water? 1089 01:13:44,386 --> 01:13:46,155 Will that stop them? 1090 01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:49,390 No, I'm thirsty. 1091 01:13:49,391 --> 01:13:50,993 Please open that. 1092 01:13:56,665 --> 01:13:58,533 I tracked this down 1093 01:13:58,534 --> 01:14:01,636 when I realized that Yellow Eyes was older 1094 01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:05,441 and more powerful than I could understand. 1095 01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:12,881 Your husband is the first, means he was chosen. 1096 01:14:13,749 --> 01:14:18,687 He is hosting the demon, gathering its cult of followers. 1097 01:14:21,824 --> 01:14:25,560 When was the last time you heard your husband's voice? 1098 01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:29,464 I mean, and we're certain that it was really him? 1099 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,834 Two nights ago, I think. 1100 01:14:33,902 --> 01:14:37,205 I asked him to remember our first date. 1101 01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:39,608 And he told me he loved me. 1102 01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:44,612 Well, if he can hear you, 1103 01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:48,382 anything that might make the old Brad feel something 1104 01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:52,221 that isn't the demon 1105 01:14:53,522 --> 01:14:57,692 might give me enough time to breach the altar. 1106 01:14:57,693 --> 01:15:01,929 Understand this, if they don't get what they need 1107 01:15:01,930 --> 01:15:07,035 and we don't get out on time, they will kill to get it back. 1108 01:15:21,283 --> 01:15:22,951 Do you understand? 1109 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:49,443 Fuck. Where is that flashlight? 1110 01:15:49,444 --> 01:15:50,611 You have it. 1111 01:15:50,612 --> 01:15:52,147 Right. 1112 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,631 Oh Jesus. 1113 01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:23,672 Look who's come to join us. 1114 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:25,874 Welcome home. 1115 01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:30,045 We came to help you. 1116 01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:35,783 Penrose, the failure, 1117 01:17:35,784 --> 01:17:38,219 we thought you gave up. 1118 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,421 Come to pray for us? 1119 01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:41,222 I learned the last time 1120 01:17:41,223 --> 01:17:43,824 that you're more powerful than I am. 1121 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:46,227 You are legion, the many. 1122 01:17:46,228 --> 01:17:48,162 You can't be defeated. 1123 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:50,965 Sleep with us, you failed fuck. 1124 01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:54,035 I might do that this time. 1125 01:17:54,036 --> 01:17:56,504 I feel we belong together. 1126 01:17:56,505 --> 01:18:00,508 Don't patronize us, you fucking cunt! 1127 01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:01,677 Julia. 1128 01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:05,414 Brad, I know you can hear me, 1129 01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:10,852 and I know you still love me. 1130 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,991 Drink. 1131 01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:20,362 Join us so we can always be together. 1132 01:18:20,896 --> 01:18:22,329 Have mercy on us, oh God, 1133 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:25,800 with your steadfast love according to your mercy, 1134 01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:28,569 blot out our transgressions. 1135 01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:30,738 Remember our wedding day? 1136 01:18:30,739 --> 01:18:31,772 Your sister Maddy was there. 1137 01:18:31,773 --> 01:18:33,241 Your mom too. 1138 01:18:33,775 --> 01:18:36,444 Your mom looked so healthy. 1139 01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:37,778 She was having such a good day 1140 01:18:37,779 --> 01:18:39,413 that day, remember? - Search my soul, oh God. 1141 01:18:39,414 --> 01:18:40,548 You know me. 1142 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,450 You know I love you. 1143 01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:43,317 Remember what you said to me! 1144 01:18:43,318 --> 01:18:44,285 Mercy on our friends. 1145 01:18:44,286 --> 01:18:45,419 In front of all of our friends, 1146 01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:47,488 right after Carl's speech. 1147 01:18:47,489 --> 01:18:49,091 You looked at me, 1148 01:18:50,258 --> 01:18:51,460 you kissed me, 1149 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,162 and you said... 1150 01:18:59,267 --> 01:19:00,268 My jewel. 1151 01:19:03,338 --> 01:19:04,839 My precious jewel. 1152 01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:06,942 Lord, set them free. 1153 01:19:10,312 --> 01:19:12,012 Stay with me! 1154 01:19:12,013 --> 01:19:14,249 I need it! 1155 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:20,021 I need it! 1156 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:33,935 And I'll make you beg for it. 1157 01:19:35,303 --> 01:19:36,772 Ow! 1158 01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:50,318 To the faithless Father... 1159 01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:55,791 And the faithful wife. 1160 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:07,067 I love you, baby. 1161 01:20:07,068 --> 01:20:09,069 Let me give you what you need. 1162 01:20:09,070 --> 01:20:10,939 What you all need. 1163 01:21:07,429 --> 01:21:09,130 No! 1164 01:22:09,491 --> 01:22:11,192 What now, Father? 1165 01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:15,462 Without these they'll dry out. 1166 01:22:15,463 --> 01:22:18,433 And then will they change back? 1167 01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:22,837 We'll open the door and find out. 1168 01:22:38,887 --> 01:22:40,654 Ronnie, so glad you can make it 1169 01:22:40,655 --> 01:22:41,889 to our little house warming. 1170 01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:44,825 Congratulations to the handsome couple. 1171 01:22:44,826 --> 01:22:46,660 Well, thank you for inviting me. 1172 01:22:46,661 --> 01:22:47,662 Wow. 1173 01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,342 I'll tell you, I got the map. 1174 01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:02,577 Quite a party. 1175 01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:04,712 How you doing? 1176 01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:06,982 Hey, nice to meet you. 1177 01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:12,152 You know, we work so hard in these house acquisitions 1178 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:14,488 and usually we never see the client again. 1179 01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:16,724 So thank you so much for including me. 1180 01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:17,825 I appreciate it. 1181 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:18,726 Of course. 1182 01:23:18,727 --> 01:23:20,094 Friends and family, Ronnie. 1183 01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:22,029 Friends and family. 1184 01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:24,298 Baby, Ronnie's here. 1185 01:23:24,299 --> 01:23:24,999 Hey. 1186 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,266 Ronnie. 1187 01:23:26,267 --> 01:23:28,035 What's this? A priest? 1188 01:23:28,036 --> 01:23:30,137 Here to bless the house? 1189 01:23:30,138 --> 01:23:31,772 Jules, get this man a drink. 1190 01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:33,907 You look thirsty. 1191 01:23:33,908 --> 01:23:35,076 Yep. 1192 01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:39,279 My wife hates it when I drink midday, 1193 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:42,217 but, you know, it's an occasion. 1194 01:23:47,922 --> 01:23:49,556 Oh. 1195 01:23:49,557 --> 01:23:52,761 I'll just say you weren't here.