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You're still small now,
so I'll fit you right here.
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I'll give you more space later.
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- Let me ride next to you.
- Thanks.
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I'm not too sure about you.
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Tea?
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Please.
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We're not married.
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But can I stay over?
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I'm not running a hotel. Come on.
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This one, that one, or that one?
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Which one do you think is hot?
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This one for sure.
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The bananas clash with my outfit,
I think.
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- Come on, Squirtle.
- Sure.
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Hug.
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Hi. To what do I owe this pleasure?
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Because I love you very much, Daddy.
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That's what a father loves to hear.
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- You must want something from me.
- No.
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Maybe my sister will tell me
why you're being so sweet.
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LOVE IN PARADISE
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My baby sister.
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Hey, baby brother.
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- You keep surprising me.
- Why?
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Most dads don't want
their pretty daughter working.
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Well, I do.
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Good, because they hired me.
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Good, baby. Well done. Hey.
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- Where exactly?
- I'm a waitress at Hotel Felicidad.
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Hotel Felicidad? No way. No.
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- Why not?
- You're 14 years old.
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You're not an exotic attraction
for all the tourists.
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- Papa?
- No, no, no. Find a real job.
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Did you hear what I said?
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- Men can't be trusted.
- Dad, not all men are like you.
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Bull's-eye.
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Your column
was the most read article this week.
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We have to learn we're not...
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Half of a couple.
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"I'm not running a hotel."
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Very funny.
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Yes, I write about my experiences.
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So I'm setting up a budget
for your project.
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For Curaçao?
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Yeah.
You'll go undercover on a singles' trip.
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Let me be clear. I'm not planning
to sleep with a pathetic loser
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to write an interesting column.
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As long as you write about him.
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Then I want to be a regular columnist.
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Let's just see how this pans out.
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Baby, I was thinking...
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Maybe we should discuss
how we're going to tell her.
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Let's finish this.
It's a birthday present.
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Whose birthday is it?
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A very sweet fan's
who's paying a lot of money
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to hear my opinion
about fruit and vegetables.
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Why? He's writing about gardens?
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Don't be jealous.
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Those fans won't see
what's meant for your eyes only.
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Just take the eggplant.
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Alright.
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It's not impossible.
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Okay, Louella.
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Come on.
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Luckily, you're a good cook.
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Let me help you.
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Stop being such a macho brother.
Thank you.
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Forget it.
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- Louella.
- Auntie?
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What happened, Auntie?
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I tripped over an iguana.
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How is the iguana doing?
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It's resting in peace.
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You said your mum is single.
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- I am. Almost my entire life.
- So what is that?
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What do you mean?
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Get out of there.
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It's a sweet, wanted baby.
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Contrary to the father.
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Ozzie, what are you saying?
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Auntie. Watch it. No...
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Ozzie, you should be a good brother
and lend your sister some money,
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so she can renovate this
and turn it into a nice restaurant.
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Just convince her. I offered her money.
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It'll make him even more arrogant.
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Why I'm here, baby...
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Look...
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Could you take over
the singles' tour, temporarily?
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It's a bus tour
to match desperate singles.
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- That's not my thing.
- How do you mean?
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You're a single pregnant woman.
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And you could use the money.
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- She's right.
- Alright, I'll do it.
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So you do want her money?
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Are there any nice guys
joining the trip?
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No. No, no, listen.
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You can't eat from your own kitchen.
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I won't have that.
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500 FOR A SEXY PIC WITH A PEACH
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Bokito?
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You have a fan who calls himself Bokito?
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Oh, wow. And he's bidding 1,000 euros
for me to pose naked with a peach.
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Maybe I can raise it to 2K.
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You weren't doing nude pictures.
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I'm not, Squirtle.
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Lars, come join us.
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Over here.
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- Who's with whom?
- Boys against girls.
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- Lars.
- That's not fair.
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Lars.
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- I'll join the girls.
- Lars, don't be such a child.
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Your mum is waiting.
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You're all tucked in nicely.
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- Who is she talking to?
- To her tomatoes.
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That creates a sense of connection.
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So sad. Is she that lonely?
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She calls herself autonomous.
Independent.
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So, lonely.
Let's make her happy with our good news.
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You keep on growing, babies.
That's good.
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- Hello.
- Hi. What a beautiful bouquet.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you're here too.
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Here you go, Mum.
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Alright...
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Coffee?
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Lars wants to tell you something.
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Yes.
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Well... Bella and I... We...
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No. Is she pregnant?
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- Pregnant?
- No.
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Good.
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No, we're getting married.
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Oh, okay...
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That's so last century.
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Yeah, we're very much on cloud nine.
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Especially because
we're moving to Spain after...
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Slow down. No need to rush.
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Spain?
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- Si, olé.
- Coffee.
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Spain.
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You can't take your dad's place.
She's got to find someone herself.
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Yeah... She doesn't want that.
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Of course she does.
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She just thinks she's old and ugly,
but she's not that bad.
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Okay.
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Please, just don't talk about...
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Alright.
But I've got the solution for you.
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For her.
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I booked a trip on a whim.
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- A singles' trip? She'll never go.
- Of course she will.
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- She won't.
- Wanna bet?
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Lars, could you help me?
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- Now.
- Sure.
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Just think about it.
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You're so young.
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I love this woman, Mum.
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Okay.
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Dear Mummy Merel,
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because you never
allow yourself anything
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and you're just getting lonely
among the plants,
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we're sending you on a week-long trip
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- to Curaçao.
- To Curaçao.
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That far? All alone? No.
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You're going, because I already booked.
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You went backpacking through Asia.
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Over 30 years ago, with my husband.
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You'll go with a man this time as well.
Because you'll join her, Squirtle.
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Me? On this trip?
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- Squirtle?
- Yes, it's that blue Pokémon.
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- I know which one it is.
- That cute one, with the fluffy tail.
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Shouldn't she go by herself?
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Sure, but I'll have you
for the rest of my life.
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It would be selfish of me not to
grant you this last week together.
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I can't. I have my plants.
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- I knew you were going to say that.
- Yes.
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I'll take care of them.
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I have a knack for fruit and vegetables.
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Okay.
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- I'll go.
- She's going.
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A week together with my son.
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It can only lead to good things.
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Enjoy yourselves. Welcome to Curaçao.
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Relax.
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I'm sorry,
I'm looking for Lovelines Tours.
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And the love of my life.
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You've found it.
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Welcome to dushi Curaçao.
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I'll be your tour guide
for the next few days.
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Thank you. Now I see it:
Lovelines Single Tours. Great.
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Alright, dushi. What is your name?
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I'm Herbert, but I'll respond to dushi.
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Is there a guarantee on this trip?
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- A guarantee? On love?
- Yes.
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No, but the sun is shining.
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Your blood will get thinner
because of the heat,
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so you'll find love more easily.
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Do you really think
it will only take a week?
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Yeah...
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That's what I often say.
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Love isn't just a chapter.
It's an entire book.
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Right.
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Let's start with the first chapter.
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- Nice, isn't it?
- Is that ours?
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I think it's that one.
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You go get something to eat.
I'll sort this out.
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- Oh, nice. Do you want anything?
- No. You go.
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Alright.
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- Welcome. Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Merel and Lars de Groot.
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Merel... Oh yeah.
Mother and son. Both single.
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Yes, but my mother doesn't know.
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That you're single or that she's single?
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That this is a singles' trip.
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I'm not single.
Just make a note of that.
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But she is.
You don't get them more single.
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What do you mean, she doesn't know?
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She never would have come.
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What?
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Mothers always know everything.
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Yours, maybe.
But she doesn't have a clue.
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I just don't want her to be alone.
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My dad...
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died a while ago.
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And I think she doesn't
believe in love anymore.
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You must love your mother very much.
That's nice.
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- Could you take that into account?
- Don't worry.
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- But you're going to tell her.
- I will. Definitely.
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- Alright.
- Can I ask you something?
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Yes. What is your name?
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This is so old-fashioned.
Way too stigmatizing. Singles.
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I'm sorry, my son is sitting here.
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No... It's okay.
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- I'll just sit here.
- Okay.
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Welcome.
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Hi.
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Herbert.
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Hi, Herbert. I'm Merel.
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- Great, a trip with your son.
- It is.
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You've got nice eyes.
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Thank you.
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Do you believe in love at first sight?
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- Yes, very much so.
- You do?
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No, of course not. I'm sorry.
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Funny too. What a wonderful woman.
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We've got lots of time
to get to know each other.
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I hope you'll enjoy your trip, Herbert.
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I think I will, Merel.
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Welcome, everyone, to Hotel Felicidad.
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Ozzie.
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- Hey, man. How are you?
- Everything alright? Follow me.
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- Yes, 17.
- That won't be a problem.
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Dushi, look no further.
I already found her.
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Alright, I'd like my tip now, please.
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- Tip?
- Yeah, money.
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You getting married is one thing...
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But Spain?
260
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:16,093
I was looking forward
to having a regular babysitting day.
261
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,563
Yeah...
262
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
About that...
263
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,469
That's not going to happen.
264
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,373
I could move to Spain as well.
265
00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:30,377
No. No.
266
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,411
Bella...
267
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280
We...
268
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,993
I've decided to get a vasectomy.
269
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:39,820
I'm sorry? What?
270
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:43,055
The snip. Sterilization.
271
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,658
I know what it is. Castration.
272
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,860
And that's for cats.
273
00:18:46,927 --> 00:18:49,328
So they won't poop
in your garden as much.
274
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,511
It's not for my son.
275
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,697
You're cutting off
my potential grandchildren.
276
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,601
Bella says...
277
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,637
Bella and I think...
278
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,040
there are enough people
in the world now.
279
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,209
In this day and age. Everywhere.
280
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,278
You love kids.
281
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,881
You wanted to be a teacher.
282
00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:10,583
Why didn't you pursue that?
283
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,323
Bella thought it was boring.
284
00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:18,457
What do you see in her?
285
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,963
What's not to see?
286
00:19:21,962 --> 00:19:23,430
She's a postmodern feminist.
287
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,334
And I respect her and her body.
288
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,681
I don't see that with her.
289
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,186
That she respects your body.
290
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:41,213
If I ever change my mind,
I can undo the procedure.
291
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,883
So then why do it?
292
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,953
Do you know if you can
still ejaculate after that?
293
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,923
Mum... Keep it down.
294
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,430
You're as romantic as your father,
I can tell you that.
295
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,937
He asked me to marry him
after dating for just a month.
296
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,362
Can I tell you something?
297
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:13,513
She asked me.
298
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,951
Of course. A postmodern feminist.
299
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,291
Hotel guests from New York
are interested in your art.
300
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,325
Good.
301
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,982
What can I help you with?
302
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,703
They all look so young.
303
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,739
That's right. It's like a restaurant
where I'm not allowed to eat.
304
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,341
But I can look, right?
305
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,444
I'm joining Dad on his Friday drinks.
306
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:45,778
That's my daughter.
307
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,583
- Seriously?
- Could I serve at the stage?
308
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,549
I'll help you.
309
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,554
Could her shorts be a bit longer?
310
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,624
This is our hotel.
311
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,394
365 rooms on the right.
312
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160
Here's the bar.
313
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,034
You can order from the bartender.
314
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,400
Hello.
315
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,103
Your customers are over there,
on the beach.
316
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,813
- What are you doing here?
- Sir.
317
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,679
- What?
- What are you doing here, sir?
318
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,053
I'm higher in rank.
319
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,085
You're just trying to frustrate me.
320
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,983
- Miss?
- What is it?
321
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,460
For you.
322
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,763
I'm not wearing these.
323
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:36,330
You'll wear these to work,
or you'll lose your job.
324
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,586
Gross.
325
00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:03,523
Yuck.
326
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:28,082
- What a beautiful girl.
- Who?
327
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,513
She was on the bus with us. Hello.
328
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,317
- Hi.
- Mum.
329
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,052
Can I ask you something?
330
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,588
- Hi, Malti.
- Hi, Malti. I'm Merel.
331
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,490
This is Lars, my son.
332
00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:41,059
I don't want you to think
he likes older women.
333
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,762
Are you going to the welcome meeting?
334
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,029
Yeah. The meat market.
335
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,767
Yes, the meeting for the organised trip.
336
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,237
- We're pairing up for scuba diving.
- Okay.
337
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,572
Good for you
that you're still up for this.
338
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,777
There's no age limit
for a welcome meeting, right?
339
00:22:56,844 --> 00:22:58,311
There isn't, is there?
340
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,647
No, but it shows you're still hopeful.
341
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,882
Has it been long
since you were in a relationship?
342
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,385
- That's very personal.
- Very personal.
343
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,785
- But on a singles'...
- Hey.
344
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,056
- A troupial, look.
- A what?
345
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,894
A troupial. It's the symbol of Curaçao.
346
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:16,863
Yes, holidays...
347
00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,763
They're always so nice and hopeful.
348
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:22,303
All you want is
to see beautiful things.
349
00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:23,733
Beautiful things?
350
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,738
That's one way to put it.
351
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:28,343
For me, at least.
352
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:30,843
Interesting.
353
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,748
Alright. She's a nice girl.
354
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:38,113
- Could you just not?
- Do you think she wants kids?
355
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:50,264
Ozzie? What are you doing here?
356
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:52,603
Your fault.
357
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,667
- Hi.
- Look.
358
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:57,903
- You go ahead and find a spot.
- Okay.
359
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,248
- I'll join you in a bit.
- Yeah.
360
00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:04,173
Does she know yet?
361
00:24:04,745 --> 00:24:05,844
Not yet.
362
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:09,181
I want to keep it that way for a bit.
I'm sorry.
363
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,416
Thank you.
364
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:16,953
What should I say
instead of "single", then?
365
00:24:17,658 --> 00:24:18,493
Why?
366
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,596
I know it sounds weird,
but I'm trying to help someone.
367
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:25,941
If they want your help.
368
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:32,005
- Help them then.
- Stop. Just stop it.
369
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:38,612
Alright. Welcome.
370
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:40,780
Welcome.
371
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:44,213
Dear autonomous people.
372
00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:51,592
This week we'll all dive deep,
373
00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,259
- which might be a bit scary.
- What is this?
374
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:59,366
But if you're open
to the great wide open,
375
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:04,002
you might even find a treasure
all the way at the bottom.
376
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:08,208
Why is Auntie Louella
talking about water so much?
377
00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:12,312
Just let her.
She can be weird sometimes.
378
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,519
This is also the island of airbeds.
379
00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:23,223
Happily floating around,
so someone can support you.
380
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,523
And no beach towels.
381
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,133
You're just there
so that someone can land on you.
382
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:37,137
Alright, let's introduce ourselves.
383
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,605
I think this is very weird.
384
00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:41,408
- I think it's poetic.
- Poetic?
385
00:25:41,475 --> 00:25:44,176
Alright, the gentlemen
can pick their partner.
386
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,212
- Yes.
- Scuba diving partner.
387
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,049
You know? Like a snorkelling buddy.
388
00:25:49,116 --> 00:25:50,683
Oh no, snorkelling.
389
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:51,723
Just let the shoe decide.
390
00:25:56,588 --> 00:26:00,459
- Madam, your slipper.
- Hi.
391
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:01,804
- Yes, that's mine.
- Yes.
392
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,097
Tell me something about yourself.
393
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,835
Where do you live? I live in Groningen.
394
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:11,837
But I wouldn't mind moving for love.
395
00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:15,609
If it saves an hour of travelling,
I'm good with that.
396
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:17,511
Then you'll be together longer.
397
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,743
It would be a great idea,
us both moving.
398
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,948
I've always wanted kids.
399
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:26,186
- I heard that bond is very special.
- Yes, it is.
400
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:34,863
But what I'd love most is to share
a home with someone I love.
401
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,931
And to do everything together.
Doing jobs around the house.
402
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:41,333
I find it hard to sit still.
I like doing that.
403
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,973
And I'd like to have a boat, maybe.
So doing a bit of sanding and fishing.
404
00:26:46,907 --> 00:26:49,743
I can't be your snorkelling buddy.
405
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:51,876
Lars.
406
00:26:52,850 --> 00:26:55,881
What's with these people
being so weirdly friendly?
407
00:26:57,918 --> 00:27:00,529
You just haven't been on holiday
in a long time.
408
00:27:06,692 --> 00:27:09,533
- Did you find anyone to your liking?
- It's not what I'm here for.
409
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,101
- Why are you here, then?
- It's my son's idea.
410
00:27:14,535 --> 00:27:15,646
Or his girlfriend's.
411
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:19,538
I would have been fine
with watching SpongeBob all night.
412
00:27:19,610 --> 00:27:22,276
But they wanted me to go on a trip.
413
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:29,016
It gives me time to make sure
he doesn't marry that awful woman.
414
00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:33,285
What's so awful about her?
415
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,989
She doesn't want kids,
and that's why he...
416
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:42,661
Oh, that's terrible.
417
00:27:43,564 --> 00:27:46,200
- I get why you worry about your son.
- Exactly.
418
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:52,239
Quartet. I'm going to bed. Thank you.
419
00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:56,901
Bye.
420
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:01,880
Obie?
421
00:28:02,968 --> 00:28:03,883
Obie?
422
00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:05,986
Could I ask you...
423
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:11,823
which room this beautiful woman
who just left is staying in?
424
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,994
You could, but I'm not telling.
425
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:24,636
But you're a lovely lady as well.
426
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:28,909
Wait a minute. Guys...
427
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:33,145
I'm suddenly feeling the jet lag.
428
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,614
In the Netherlands, it's night.
What was I doing?
429
00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,413
Oh, Merel. I have to go after her.
430
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,787
Funny man. He's not giving up.
431
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:44,223
Good taste in women, too.
432
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:49,129
Hands off for us.
No eating from our own kitchen.
433
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,673
But you can't get more pregnant.
434
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:06,713
No, my purse.
435
00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:22,529
Goddamn it.
436
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:28,768
Jesus.
437
00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:32,437
2113, 2113.
438
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,976
- Lars?
- Yes.
439
00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:38,912
- Key.
- Key?
440
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,984
- Wow.
- What?
441
00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:47,351
What?
442
00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:51,458
- Are you one of mine?
- Bella doesn't like a mess.
443
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,795
Shall I get a new key?
444
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:57,362
You know what, I'll just sleep here.
445
00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,063
Sure, just get undressed,
why don't you.
446
00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:02,103
Don't be such a prude. Give me a shirt.
447
00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:11,378
- Herbert was very much into you.
- Yes.
448
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,881
He's probably a weird guy.
449
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,452
But not as much as Malti liked you.
450
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:22,923
It's quite a coincidence
to bump into a nice guy here.
451
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:25,457
- Mum...
- Don't be like that.
452
00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:27,995
You've become such a whiner.
453
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,598
Okay, the coast is clear.
454
00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:34,470
Don't.
455
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640
Right.
456
00:30:46,547 --> 00:30:47,547
So...
457
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,784
What are you looking for in a man?
458
00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,531
What kind of question is that?
459
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,774
It's not like I'm looking for a new man.
460
00:30:56,820 --> 00:30:57,820
Okay, but...
461
00:30:58,759 --> 00:31:01,359
Dad wouldn't want you
to spend your life alone.
462
00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:03,697
It's not about Dad.
463
00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:06,834
I'm just not looking for a relationship.
464
00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:10,237
I've got you and I've got my life.
465
00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:13,437
Imagine...
466
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:15,943
Imagine that I meet someone...
467
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,083
A nice guy. Funny.
468
00:31:20,150 --> 00:31:21,150
Funny.
469
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,483
Is that important?
470
00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:25,485
Yeah. A good sense of humour.
471
00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:27,583
That got me through
so many tough times.
472
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,257
Look at you. Everything is so dreary.
473
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:34,626
But I'm your son.
I don't have to be funny.
474
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:36,497
No, that's clear.
475
00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,210
Is this about Bella?
476
00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,770
No, Bella is funny.
477
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:47,107
- Bella, blah, blah...
- Mum.
478
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,411
Classic.
479
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,788
Are you taking this table?
480
00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,911
Sure. Would you check on table seven?
481
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:26,076
Bye.
482
00:32:26,747 --> 00:32:28,213
Is that what I think it is?
483
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,023
It's not for guests.
484
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:35,953
Are you sure?
485
00:32:49,736 --> 00:32:50,736
Hey...
486
00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:55,642
- Are you a child of Curaçao?
- Yes. My dad's side.
487
00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,331
- What gave it away?
- The ice cream.
488
00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:01,483
You know exactly how to eat it.
489
00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:04,113
My grandma used to make this for us.
490
00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:07,521
But you don't speak Papiamentu?
491
00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:09,723
A little.
492
00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:13,560
No worries. Speak to me in Papiamentu.
493
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:17,796
No, it's embarrassing.
494
00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:18,863
I see.
495
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,403
Really? That young?
496
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:28,573
- Oh, no. This is my daughter.
- Oh, sorry.
497
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,844
- See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
498
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,649
So, Mr. Bartender,
499
00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:39,004
what do you recommend on this island?
500
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:43,424
I don't really fancy anyone
that quickly.
501
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:47,594
That'll be tricky then.
To find love within a week.
502
00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:50,927
Can I tell you a secret?
503
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,242
I'm not here to find someone.
504
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:56,133
Ah.
505
00:33:56,737 --> 00:33:58,772
- Why are you here then?
- I'm not telling you.
506
00:34:00,841 --> 00:34:03,641
Everyone knows you can't trust a waiter.
507
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,076
Bull's-eye.
508
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,781
Can I tell you a secret?
509
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:10,014
I'm not a waiter.
510
00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:14,154
- Aren't you?
- Yes. I'm serious.
511
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,392
I'm... undercover.
512
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,239
- Do you like it?
- Very much so.
513
00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:37,044
Thanks. It was a lot of work.
514
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:45,884
So this is what you do when you're not
working undercover as a bartender.
515
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,191
Alright.
516
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,963
I'd love to be painted like that.
517
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:05,736
Well...
518
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:08,840
I can do that.
519
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,452
How many women a week do you paint?
520
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:25,726
He's going to be eating
from his own kitchen.
521
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:25,518
What?
522
00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:29,189
- Nothing. What are you doing?
- I'm sleeping.
523
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,244
Sleeping together isn't really my thing.
524
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,388
Good night, bartender.
525
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:43,697
Check your bag.
526
00:37:44,631 --> 00:37:45,698
The side pocket.
527
00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:56,043
Connect it to your phone.
528
00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:01,281
Touch it.
529
00:38:04,752 --> 00:38:06,120
It's Easter.
530
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:09,721
My bunny hid the egg.
531
00:38:09,790 --> 00:38:12,123
And now I'll have to find it.
532
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:17,493
Give me some hints
and make my egg vibrate, Squirtle.
533
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:23,134
- Do we need to do that now?-Yes. I miss you.
534
00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:26,404
This way, we can be together. Come on.
535
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:29,373
- It's not a good time. My mum...-It's always your mum.
536
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,310
I just want you to make my egg vibrate.
I want sex.
537
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:33,643
Okay.
538
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,150
But, soft!
539
00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:43,453
What light through yonder window breaks?
540
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:44,823
It's the east.
541
00:38:46,230 --> 00:38:48,359
And Merel is the sun.
542
00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:51,093
I feel you. Do you feel me too?
543
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,531
You're making me so wet.
544
00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:55,300
You should feel it.
545
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:57,502
Have you got it?
546
00:38:57,569 --> 00:39:00,874
- You have no idea.-Is it getting up?
547
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:03,043
Oh yeah...
548
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:07,543
Arise, fair sun,
and kill the envious moon,
549
00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:11,149
who is already sick and pale with grief.
550
00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:13,017
- What are you doing?
- I'm Romeo.
551
00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:15,052
- Romeo?
- Shakespeare's.
552
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:16,687
I'm going to surprise your mum.
553
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,090
Are you joining me, Lars?
Do you think I'm hot?
554
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:22,059
Oh, yes. Oh, you're so hot, babe.
555
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,061
- Lars.
- Merel?
556
00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:27,968
- Lars, close the door, it's hot in here.
- Just go to sleep, Mum.
557
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,607
Do it harder.
558
00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:39,213
Push the little cross.
559
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,815
Hold me.
560
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,083
Not that button.
561
00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:03,537
- I can't hold it anymore.
- Me neither, Squirtle.
562
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,706
Me neither.
563
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:09,440
Mum, stop pushing.
564
00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:12,012
It's happening, Lars.
565
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:35,673
I had an orgasm, babe.
566
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,439
Are you having fun?
567
00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:42,607
It's not what you think.
568
00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:45,413
I was just watching porn.
569
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,883
Both of you?
570
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:48,612
- Yes.
- No.
571
00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:51,682
Alright...
572
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:54,621
I thought I was open-minded, but...
573
00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:56,322
Respect.
574
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:02,462
What does your mum love for breakfast?
575
00:41:02,529 --> 00:41:04,998
I don't know. A cheese sandwich?
576
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:09,073
A cheese sandwich... Alright.
577
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:27,585
- If there are any questions...
- Good morning.
578
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:31,389
I have something for you.
I made them especially for you.
579
00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:33,627
Lars said you loved these.
580
00:41:33,694 --> 00:41:35,026
Lars said what?
581
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,931
That you loved cheese sandwiches
for breakfast.
582
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:42,866
Lars.
583
00:41:43,470 --> 00:41:46,737
Lars, why would you tell Herbert
what I like for breakfast?
584
00:41:46,804 --> 00:41:47,804
Is that private?
585
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,243
You shouted Bella wants me to snip
my goods, for everyone to hear.
586
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:54,845
- Is that such a good idea?
- Thanks.
587
00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:56,383
Lars just wanted to help.
588
00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,586
Or let me put it this way:
he wanted to help love.
589
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:04,255
- What love?
- The love we all crave.
590
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,959
That's why we booked this trip.
591
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,695
Herbert, where did you get
those sandwiches?
592
00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:10,928
At the supermarket.
593
00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:13,731
I only visit places
where they have normal food.
594
00:42:13,798 --> 00:42:16,336
So Texel, Vlieland and Curaçao.
595
00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:17,403
One second.
596
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,503
- Mum...
- I don't want to hear it.
597
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:21,240
- Herbert.
- Yes, Merel?
598
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,739
What did you mean by "this trip"?
599
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,417
Lovelines. The singles' tour.
600
00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:39,857
Look at me.
601
00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:43,693
Is this a singles' trip?
602
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,096
A singles' trip?
603
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,764
Answer me.
604
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:48,498
- Is this a singles' trip?
- Yes.
605
00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:51,879
You're a thorn in my side.
606
00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:58,044
I'm sorry, okay? It was Bella's idea.
607
00:42:58,111 --> 00:42:59,944
Of course it was.
608
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:03,047
She means well.
She doesn't want you to be lonely.
609
00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:07,218
If you have kids and I can babysit them,
I won't be lonely.
610
00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:12,089
Mum, wait. We could skip the tour.
We could spend some time together.
611
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:16,094
I love you, but you're the last person
I'd want to spend time with right now.
612
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,140
No, too late.
613
00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:36,683
If you could choose... Alive or dead...
614
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:39,650
who would you
go on a faraway trip with?
615
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,331
Could we do this later?
I'm feeling a bit rough.
616
00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:44,423
Do you still have those sandwiches?
617
00:43:57,768 --> 00:43:59,435
How long have you been single?
618
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,930
That's not important, is it?
619
00:44:03,977 --> 00:44:05,443
So you're still in a relationship.
620
00:44:07,614 --> 00:44:10,284
No. Why would I have come here, then?
621
00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:15,255
No. Who would go on a singles' trip
when they're in a relationship?
622
00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:43,984
It's Easter and my bunny hid the egg.
623
00:45:06,010 --> 00:45:07,454
Alright, people. Let's go.
624
00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:14,343
A coconut. Nice.
625
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,386
- Are you coming?
- Yes.
626
00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:25,225
- The view is supposed to be magnificent.
- I'll be right there.
627
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,832
Me neither, Squirtle.
628
00:45:49,550 --> 00:45:51,151
- Here.
- Thanks.
629
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,639
It costs a bit, but it's worth it.
630
00:45:56,690 --> 00:45:57,968
She's like a porn star.
631
00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:02,896
Yeah, times have changed.
632
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,983
It's different from when you were young.
633
00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,735
I don't doubt she's good in the sack.
634
00:46:08,802 --> 00:46:10,335
It's not about the sex.
635
00:46:11,068 --> 00:46:13,974
Fine. Live with her. Party with her.
636
00:46:15,108 --> 00:46:16,108
But marry her?
637
00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:20,044
- Why do you even want to get married?
- I love her.
638
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:22,983
She wants to snip your vas deferens.
639
00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:24,882
She doesn't want to use hormones.
640
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,418
Men should take
their responsibility too.
641
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:31,188
I know. Your body is less important.
I get it.
642
00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:33,463
When it's about her,
you're turning everything around.
643
00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:37,197
You don't like her, and that's fine.
But I love her. Okay?
644
00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:39,563
Deal with it.
645
00:46:41,766 --> 00:46:43,333
She wants to cut my penis.
646
00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:47,338
- Your penis?
- Who do you think made it?
647
00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:51,041
Just because you have it on you,
doesn't mean it's yours alone.
648
00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:53,046
I made it in my belly.
649
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:57,481
- Okay... You're crazy.
- Probably.
650
00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:00,053
Honey, of course it's up to you,
651
00:47:00,854 --> 00:47:03,857
but love isn't a sex toy with a remote.
652
00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:05,522
What do you know?
653
00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:11,495
What is it with your generation thinking
we haven't gone through any hardships?
654
00:47:12,733 --> 00:47:15,266
I'd love to have a holiday romance.
655
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,172
Kissing in the sun. I'd love that.
656
00:47:20,071 --> 00:47:21,775
What's keeping you?
657
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:23,873
He wants you.
658
00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:27,815
Herbert doesn't want a holiday romance.
659
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,179
He wants someone permanent.
660
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,621
- Here. Look.
- No, Herbert. Get a life.
661
00:47:38,889 --> 00:47:40,278
She doesn't want my nuts.
662
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,160
Do you want one?
663
00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:43,793
Well...
664
00:47:49,934 --> 00:47:51,305
Do you love gardening too?
665
00:47:52,172 --> 00:47:53,943
I have to take care of these plants.
666
00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,907
Hey, babe. Enjoying the weather?
667
00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:28,142
Shall I show you something?
668
00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:32,025
I wanted to talk to you about that.
669
00:48:32,092 --> 00:48:34,678
Oh, my Squirtle
wants his little Pikachu.
670
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,216
No, my mum...
671
00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:40,287
We both saw the video...
672
00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:42,586
with the vibrating egg.
673
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:45,493
- Yeah, I got so many views already.
- Yeah, but...
674
00:48:48,796 --> 00:48:51,832
It was a private moment, between us.
675
00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:53,897
You and me.
676
00:48:54,701 --> 00:48:56,333
I thought we had an agreement.
677
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,703
No, but that's why I've thought
of something for our wedding.
678
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,408
- Don't you think...-You won't believe it,
679
00:49:01,475 --> 00:49:06,177
but 1,500 people have signed up
for the wedding night already.
680
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,280
- The wedding night?-Yes.
681
00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:12,176
They can watch for
1,000 euros per person.
682
00:49:12,243 --> 00:49:13,784
We are going to make serious cash.
683
00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,856
- I don't want that.-Of course you do.
684
00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:20,693
Oh, wait. Bokito is texting me.
I'm sorry, I have to go.
685
00:49:21,461 --> 00:49:23,263
Talk to you later, babe. Bye-bye.
686
00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:41,744
Nice.
687
00:49:42,249 --> 00:49:45,686
If it were finished, it would be, yes.
688
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:48,986
- I really think...
- Oh no, not the railing.
689
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:52,656
This is really very dangerous.
690
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,829
If someone falls here,
they'll break their neck.
691
00:49:56,393 --> 00:49:57,949
Can't your husband fix this?
692
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:00,763
I don't have a husband.
693
00:50:01,902 --> 00:50:03,771
But you're pregnant.
694
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,439
- Are you saying I'm fat?
- No.
695
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,307
Are you fat-shaming me?
696
00:50:10,374 --> 00:50:12,246
- No.
- Just kidding.
697
00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:16,683
He asked for directions
and I was helpful.
698
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,553
Maybe a bit too helpful.
699
00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:22,823
He wasn't a keeper, but this one is.
700
00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:26,624
I could...
701
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:29,527
Sure.
702
00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:31,765
Hi, Mum.
703
00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:33,699
Hello, baby.
704
00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:38,338
I brought some fish.
Sea bream and salted cod.
705
00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:42,907
Nice.
706
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,609
He's not expecting
anything in return, is he?
707
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,015
Don't be crazy.
708
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:51,752
- I'm pregnant.
- Mum, seriously...
709
00:50:54,690 --> 00:50:55,690
He is your type.
710
00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:01,563
Here, taste it.
711
00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:05,466
I'll wait for a bit.
We could chat some more first?
712
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:09,081
I'm planning on doing
things differently.
713
00:51:09,148 --> 00:51:10,767
Working less, especially.
714
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:13,941
Meeting a nice woman, maybe with kids.
715
00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:17,773
And just do nice things together.
716
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:23,480
Why does everything
have to be nice with you guys?
717
00:51:23,547 --> 00:51:26,483
"How are you doing?" "Nice."
"How was your dinner?" "Nice."
718
00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:28,285
"Shall we have a drink?" "Nice."
719
00:51:28,352 --> 00:51:32,189
But dushi...
With you, everything is often "dushi."
720
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:35,425
"Oh, pretty dushi, you're wearing
such a dushi dress, dushi."
721
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,597
Right? Dushi.
722
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:39,997
Alright.
723
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,000
Here we go.
724
00:51:45,110 --> 00:51:47,074
The taste of the island.
725
00:51:48,108 --> 00:51:51,043
Or are you the type who sneakily
gets a croquette from the machine?
726
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:55,983
I'm not.
How highly do you think of me, dushi?
727
00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:00,554
Here you go.
728
00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:03,553
Alright.
729
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,003
- Try it?
- Hmm.
730
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:17,834
Yes.
731
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:19,802
Good.
732
00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:28,812
This is actually pretty good.
It tastes like fish and chips.
733
00:52:30,634 --> 00:52:31,623
Very dushi.
734
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:35,193
Do you know what I'll make next time?
Iguana soup.
735
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:37,953
That's good for your potency.
736
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,001
Thank you.
737
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,364
- A rosé, please.
- Of course.
738
00:53:29,306 --> 00:53:30,639
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
739
00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:41,651
That's not good.
740
00:53:45,289 --> 00:53:46,511
Dad, two Piña Coladas.
741
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,326
How old is that boy? That man?
742
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,861
Dad, relax.
743
00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:54,503
If I see you talking to him again,
you're out of here.
744
00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:58,443
- You're just like Mum.
- I mean it. No fooling around.
745
00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:01,471
No fooling around.
746
00:54:08,150 --> 00:54:10,247
- Good afternoon. Hi.
- Oh, hi.
747
00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:12,382
I wanted to talk to you about yesterday.
748
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:15,585
I really didn't know
this was a singles' trip. Or is.
749
00:54:15,660 --> 00:54:18,622
My son thought
it was a good idea to bring me,
750
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:20,723
but this really isn't for me.
751
00:54:21,962 --> 00:54:23,233
I thought as much.
752
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,834
I'll be right there.
753
00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:32,239
- I'm not here.
- Alright.
754
00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:35,843
Well, thank you for not being here.
755
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,343
Look ahead and lie on your back.
756
00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:41,014
Oh, wow. Is this a bad porn movie?
757
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,586
I just wanted to lie next to you.
Talk about kids.
758
00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:49,917
I was thinking about your son.
759
00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:54,863
I thought: maybe he just thinks
that you're lonely.
760
00:54:57,194 --> 00:54:59,133
But I'm not lonely.
761
00:55:00,497 --> 00:55:03,203
I've been together with someone
for 27 years.
762
00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:05,943
I'm not looking for the next.
763
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:11,943
I'm sorry, what are we doing?
764
00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:13,747
Do you see my daughter over there?
765
00:55:14,815 --> 00:55:15,653
Hi.
766
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:18,285
No, don't wave. You don't know her.
767
00:55:18,352 --> 00:55:19,516
I'm sorry.
768
00:55:21,021 --> 00:55:22,021
It's okay.
769
00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:25,526
- I have to keep an eye on her.
- Okay.
770
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,997
- Because you don't trust her.
- I do.
771
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:37,703
Was it a nasty divorce?
772
00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:41,571
No.
773
00:55:43,006 --> 00:55:44,445
He got ill and...
774
00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:47,344
Oh well...
775
00:55:49,479 --> 00:55:51,585
- I'm sorry.
- Thanks.
776
00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,889
It's been a few years.
It's not that raw anymore.
777
00:56:00,324 --> 00:56:01,462
- She's coming.
- Okay.
778
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:07,364
- Hi.
- Hi.
779
00:56:07,431 --> 00:56:08,965
Hi. You just waved.
780
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,043
Because you look so beautiful.
781
00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,937
Oh, thanks.
782
00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:16,940
- Are you with the group?
- Unfortunately, yes.
783
00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,746
Did you find someone?
784
00:56:19,313 --> 00:56:20,643
I'm not looking.
785
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:21,845
- You're not looking.
- No.
786
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:23,650
If I could give you some advice...
787
00:56:24,498 --> 00:56:27,421
Love is about communicating
and investing.
788
00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:29,253
Who says that?
789
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,723
All Ex on the Beach contestants.
790
00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:34,989
And what about that handsome boy?
791
00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:38,533
Him? I've got plans with him.
792
00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:42,699
He makes music,
but my dad won't let me see him.
793
00:56:42,766 --> 00:56:45,503
Ah, dads... What do they know about women?
794
00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:51,643
They should trust you
and give you freedom, right?
795
00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,812
I think so too.
Would you like to order something?
796
00:56:55,879 --> 00:56:58,385
No, just enjoy yourself.
797
00:56:58,452 --> 00:57:00,884
And good luck with that handsome boy.
798
00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:01,951
Bye.
799
00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:06,290
Yeah, man. Come and have a look.
800
00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:10,093
Good luck with that handsome boy?
801
00:57:12,696 --> 00:57:14,133
Do you want a towel?
802
00:57:25,475 --> 00:57:27,978
- And another energy drink.
- Energy drink.
803
00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:29,713
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
804
00:57:32,883 --> 00:57:34,885
Wow, an overdose.
805
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,554
I need energy
because I'm going salsa dancing.
806
00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:40,223
- Here you go.
- Iguana soup?
807
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,659
- Good for your potency.
- Let's skip the erections.
808
00:57:42,730 --> 00:57:44,765
I really need to focus on the dancing.
809
00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:48,164
Just do it.
810
00:57:48,231 --> 00:57:50,600
You turn down the perfect guy
just to annoy me.
811
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:52,769
I don't want a perfect guy.
812
00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:55,939
Hey. You say "perfect guy,"
and here's Herbert.
813
00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:59,309
Can I swirl your mum around
on the dance floor?
814
00:57:59,376 --> 00:58:00,447
Sure.
815
00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:05,752
I hate you.
816
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:12,223
Yeah, I'll make sure she doesn't fall.
817
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:39,282
He's dancing,
but I don't see him having any fun.
818
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:42,193
And I don't see any dancing.
819
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:48,125
It's nothing.
820
00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:54,268
We have to do something.
821
00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:58,134
Good luck.
822
00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:17,787
Do you know salsa?
823
00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:20,957
Yes.
824
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:22,993
Of course.
825
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:26,500
- You don't believe me, do you?
- No.
826
00:59:37,507 --> 00:59:38,883
I have to get the hang of it.
827
01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:08,438
Thank you.
828
01:00:14,878 --> 01:00:16,246
Anita.
829
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,520
Do you want to go to her?
830
01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:39,339
I should trust her
and give her some freedom.
831
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,890
Shall I show you part of the island?
832
01:00:57,888 --> 01:01:00,461
Great. Is your daughter
showing us the route?
833
01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:03,831
You got me. Is that bad?
834
01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:07,430
No. Lars was always too much
of a goody two-shoes.
835
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,437
I've always wanted to do a teen chase.
836
01:01:10,504 --> 01:01:11,504
Alright.
837
01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:15,709
So what's Fuik?
838
01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:20,543
- Don't you want to let go?
- When I was younger, maybe.
839
01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:23,079
Not anymore? Tell me.
840
01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:26,754
I've been in love, I've been engaged,
and I've been married.
841
01:01:27,951 --> 01:01:30,487
I used to be a womanizer.
842
01:01:30,554 --> 01:01:32,826
Oh... That's a pity.
843
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,062
- Why?
- Just because.
844
01:01:35,759 --> 01:01:38,263
I would have wanted to be womanized.
845
01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:44,601
That sounded really weird.
I heard that too.
846
01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:47,112
- I didn't say anything. Forget it.
- No, wait.
847
01:01:48,905 --> 01:01:49,905
How do I put this?
848
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:53,981
Ah, you're cute, okay? You're gorgeous.
849
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:59,323
I just promised someone
to be a gentleman.
850
01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:04,124
No eating
from your own kitchen and all.
851
01:02:06,630 --> 01:02:07,630
Too bad.
852
01:02:08,462 --> 01:02:09,533
For you.
853
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:19,202
Wow.
854
01:02:32,190 --> 01:02:34,054
- See you later.
- Yes.
855
01:02:36,052 --> 01:02:38,358
What do you like doing on the beach?
856
01:02:39,326 --> 01:02:40,763
What do I like doing on the beach?
857
01:02:44,561 --> 01:02:48,373
My mum thinks that there is
only one true, all-encompassing love.
858
01:02:51,368 --> 01:02:52,701
Do you believe that too?
859
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,811
My parents met in high school.
860
01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:01,978
My dad literally fell.
861
01:03:02,045 --> 01:03:04,818
He fell off his bike
right in front of my mum. Really.
862
01:03:05,548 --> 01:03:09,289
And they stayed together until he died.
863
01:03:10,587 --> 01:03:12,188
Wow.
864
01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:13,560
But were they happy?
865
01:03:14,494 --> 01:03:16,130
Yeah. It looked like it.
866
01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:25,643
And do you see someone here that
makes you want to fall off your bike?
867
01:03:29,005 --> 01:03:30,005
Someone for you?
868
01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:33,576
Oh, shit.
869
01:03:35,078 --> 01:03:36,613
Our tower.
870
01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:39,353
- You hold it, and...
- Yeah.
871
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:42,188
I'll fortify it.
872
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,726
- A bit more here.
- Like this?
873
01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:47,793
Yeah.
874
01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,868
There you are.
875
01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:00,703
Am I interrupting?
876
01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:03,606
- No, you're not.
- No.
877
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:04,673
Oh, good.
878
01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:10,184
I have two tickets for a booze cruise.
Will you join me?
879
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,023
- Have a good night.
- Bye.
880
01:04:25,829 --> 01:04:28,164
- I'll get you a key.
- See you tomorrow.
881
01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:29,903
Okay, bye.
882
01:04:31,334 --> 01:04:32,869
Bye.
883
01:04:48,752 --> 01:04:49,923
Wanna play a game?
884
01:04:51,325 --> 01:04:52,423
I thought you'd never ask.
885
01:05:14,811 --> 01:05:15,882
What's the word again?
886
01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:17,050
- I won.
- I won.
887
01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,516
Very good.
888
01:05:20,590 --> 01:05:22,623
Not bad for a woman.
889
01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:24,320
For a woman?
890
01:05:24,387 --> 01:05:27,090
Here, the game is dominated by men.
891
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:34,429
That mural was yours too, wasn't it?
892
01:05:36,399 --> 01:05:38,368
You're very talented.
893
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,053
Let's take it easy.
894
01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,720
Lie still.
895
01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:06,022
Don't move.
896
01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:14,657
Dushi. Hi.
897
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:17,520
I'm not really getting
anywhere with Merel.
898
01:08:17,587 --> 01:08:19,862
Do you have some love tips for me?
899
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:24,800
I don't think I'm the right person
to give you love tips.
900
01:08:24,867 --> 01:08:25,867
Well...
901
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:29,042
Do you know what helps? Looking.
902
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:33,442
If someone looks you in the eyes for
three minutes without saying anything,
903
01:08:33,509 --> 01:08:34,948
you'll fall in love.
904
01:08:35,015 --> 01:08:36,417
Okay, good tip.
905
01:08:38,481 --> 01:08:40,687
- What are you doing?
- I'm starting now.
906
01:08:42,289 --> 01:08:44,425
- Don't be crazy.
- I have to practise.
907
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,363
Okay. I'll help.
908
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,600
- Do I need to wear anything special?
- No, this is perfect.
909
01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:19,293
Hi, Mum.
910
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:23,931
I have a present for you.
From my colleagues.
911
01:09:29,503 --> 01:09:30,558
I'll be back later.
912
01:09:46,249 --> 01:09:47,483
This is very intense.
913
01:09:48,589 --> 01:09:50,223
I think this is going to work.
914
01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:51,690
Great tip.
915
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:54,628
You're the best tour guide ever.
916
01:09:55,329 --> 01:09:58,495
I'm going to give you a lot of stars
in the online review.
917
01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:03,570
- But now you have to help me out.
- Of course.
918
01:10:07,236 --> 01:10:08,404
Here it goes.
919
01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:28,891
Hello.
920
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,094
Good morning.
921
01:10:33,162 --> 01:10:34,363
Nice.
922
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:41,737
Let's go on the boat.
923
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,782
We have to go to the left.
924
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:56,585
- Right. Left. I'm sorry.
- Did we bring vodka?
925
01:10:56,652 --> 01:10:59,041
That's really vital.
We can't go without it.
926
01:11:07,870 --> 01:11:08,870
Get on the boat.
927
01:11:12,168 --> 01:11:16,143
I know how to sail. Yes, get on.
928
01:11:16,572 --> 01:11:19,783
Whoever can't command a boat
ends up in the gutter.
929
01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:25,782
Are you coming too?
930
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,383
Guys, Fuik in sight.
931
01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:05,487
Oh, shit.
932
01:12:48,731 --> 01:12:49,731
Malti.
933
01:12:52,770 --> 01:12:55,304
- Malti.
- I'm sorry.
934
01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:04,850
Can I borrow this?
935
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,388
You're here too.
936
01:13:14,630 --> 01:13:16,430
Taste it. It's very delicious.
937
01:13:33,843 --> 01:13:36,884
- Why are you in such a hurry?
- She's with that singer. Idiot.
938
01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:40,687
Have you never been in love?
939
01:13:41,555 --> 01:13:44,224
When I was 25? Absolutely.
940
01:13:45,454 --> 01:13:46,963
But not with 14-year-old girls.
941
01:13:54,230 --> 01:13:55,933
Is there room for me?
942
01:13:56,999 --> 01:13:59,373
Come on. Is there any liquor?
943
01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:04,778
Are you all switching? Are you leaving?
944
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:10,046
Guys? Hello, guys?
945
01:14:12,415 --> 01:14:15,289
You can't leave me here.
Guys, come back.
946
01:14:18,730 --> 01:14:20,690
Come back.
947
01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:27,296
Julian.
948
01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:30,933
- Thank you for not leaving me.
- No problem.
949
01:14:36,076 --> 01:14:37,578
How will we get back?
950
01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:42,282
- I thought you knew how to sail.
- No.
951
01:14:46,449 --> 01:14:48,822
She won't leave the house
in the next ten years.
952
01:14:49,518 --> 01:14:50,518
What do you mean?
953
01:14:51,387 --> 01:14:54,390
She's grounded,
just like when we were young.
954
01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:55,863
Come on.
955
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,063
Hey.
956
01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:00,501
Idiot!
957
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,743
Asshole. Stop this nonsense.
958
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:15,716
- Leave me alone.
- Dad, what are you doing?
959
01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:20,120
Tiffany, there's a ten-year age gap.
960
01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,918
- It's over.
- Over? What?
961
01:15:22,990 --> 01:15:25,225
Whatever you're doing.
Do you think I'm stupid?
962
01:15:26,088 --> 01:15:27,063
Stay there.
963
01:15:27,130 --> 01:15:31,894
I wrote some lyrics.
Maybe Julian can compose some music.
964
01:15:31,970 --> 01:15:34,563
- Nonsense.
- Nonsense? Just read it.
965
01:15:35,131 --> 01:15:36,737
- Read it?
- Yes.
966
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:40,373
I believe in love, but you're still far.
967
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:43,343
- But in my dream, there you'll be.
- In F minor.
968
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,013
- F minor?
- Yes.
969
01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:49,644
F?
970
01:15:51,247 --> 01:15:54,154
Okay. Let's hear it.
971
01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:59,460
Julian, could you play?
972
01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:06,227
Do you think I'm a bad dad?
973
01:16:08,831 --> 01:16:13,040
Someone said: "A child is like
an open wound. It always hurts."
974
01:16:15,171 --> 01:16:17,377
You love her, so I get it.
975
01:16:20,676 --> 01:16:22,449
You're still far.
976
01:16:22,516 --> 01:16:24,284
You're still far
977
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:27,954
But in my dream, there you'll be.
978
01:16:28,021 --> 01:16:30,052
But in my dream, there you'll be.
979
01:16:30,119 --> 01:16:31,358
Come here.
980
01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:39,533
Pick an anchor point
and sail towards it.
981
01:18:20,162 --> 01:18:21,273
That was surprising.
982
01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,039
- It was awesome.
- Yes.
983
01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:34,042
- No one can know we're doing this.
- What?
984
01:18:34,109 --> 01:18:37,212
My sister wouldn't allow it.
You're her guest.
985
01:18:37,279 --> 01:18:39,486
- Oh... Is it a secret date?
- Yes.
986
01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:42,585
That's a first.
987
01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:47,260
- I'm really leaving now.
- Okay.
988
01:18:47,327 --> 01:18:48,327
I really am.
989
01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:50,124
No.
990
01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:12,920
"Tonight at seven. Wear something nice."
991
01:19:24,994 --> 01:19:25,994
This way.
992
01:19:29,331 --> 01:19:30,771
What? Him?
993
01:19:31,634 --> 01:19:36,672
Little Merel,
you make me such a happy guy.
994
01:19:36,739 --> 01:19:40,442
Of course. Who else? He's nice.
995
01:19:40,509 --> 01:19:44,453
Well, I'll get out of your hair. Enjoy.
996
01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:47,721
Your eyes, your hair,
your beautiful appearance.
997
01:19:49,018 --> 01:19:53,055
I hope to enjoy you longer,
without an abrupt disappearance.
998
01:19:54,194 --> 01:19:58,499
Come, baby. Go with me,
so I can show you I'm the man for you.
999
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:02,269
We have to look into each other's eyes
for three minutes without talking.
1000
01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:03,770
You won't know what hit you.
1001
01:20:03,837 --> 01:20:05,167
- Herbert?
- Yeah.
1002
01:20:05,234 --> 01:20:08,475
Could you please stop?
I'm not ready for this.
1003
01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:13,947
Alright. I'm a patient man.
1004
01:20:16,612 --> 01:20:19,686
- For how long?
- Just stop. Stop.
1005
01:20:28,724 --> 01:20:31,860
- What? Sorry? What have you got?
- What do you think?
1006
01:20:31,927 --> 01:20:34,930
- Two sixes.
- What have you got? Go on.
1007
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,101
Come on.
1008
01:20:48,310 --> 01:20:49,945
- Hi.
- What will it be?
1009
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:52,123
A mango ice cream with sprinkles.
1010
01:21:18,110 --> 01:21:19,110
Stop.
1011
01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:55,369
Merel?
1012
01:22:56,577 --> 01:22:57,710
Not now, Herbert.
1013
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:00,875
I heard you.
1014
01:23:01,582 --> 01:23:02,582
It's okay.
1015
01:23:04,213 --> 01:23:05,213
I'm not here.
1016
01:23:07,121 --> 01:23:11,058
I'm not pushy.
We're just friends, aren't we?
1017
01:23:12,259 --> 01:23:14,161
Why is everything so complicated?
1018
01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:17,180
It doesn't have to be.
1019
01:23:20,429 --> 01:23:22,369
Sometimes I think:
how many summers will I have?
1020
01:23:22,436 --> 01:23:23,704
Ten? Maybe fifteen?
1021
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:27,102
It would be a shame
not to share them with someone.
1022
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:29,510
Stop it. We'll have at least 30.
1023
01:23:31,039 --> 01:23:32,428
Can I show you something?
1024
01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:36,182
It's very special.
1025
01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:03,004
- Is this allowed?
- Of course.
1026
01:24:03,071 --> 01:24:05,182
The lionfish has no natural predators.
1027
01:24:05,774 --> 01:24:07,330
So we're allowed to hunt it.
1028
01:24:08,076 --> 01:24:10,384
- And if it goes wrong?
- I'm here, Merel.
1029
01:24:41,310 --> 01:24:42,683
I got it.
1030
01:24:46,882 --> 01:24:49,289
Oh, man. A bit stupid.
1031
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,990
I'm so happy you came.
That you were brave enough.
1032
01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:58,393
I had prepared everything
for tonight. It's the last day.
1033
01:24:59,194 --> 01:25:01,805
- Shall we snorkel some more?
- Yeah, let's do it.
1034
01:25:28,323 --> 01:25:29,323
What's this?
1035
01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,803
Are you writing
about these kinds of things?
1036
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:39,267
I want to write a novel,
but it isn't very lucrative.
1037
01:25:39,334 --> 01:25:44,172
So until then,
I'll write about these things.
1038
01:25:44,239 --> 01:25:45,283
- So...
- Yes.
1039
01:25:47,514 --> 01:25:49,453
I'll be in your article too.
1040
01:25:50,746 --> 01:25:53,648
I write about my experiences
and things that I see.
1041
01:25:53,715 --> 01:25:54,715
Like?
1042
01:25:56,385 --> 01:25:57,891
This.
1043
01:25:57,958 --> 01:25:59,788
People who are scared to be alone.
1044
01:25:59,855 --> 01:26:01,023
Why?
1045
01:26:01,595 --> 01:26:03,275
Why not something hopeful?
1046
01:26:04,726 --> 01:26:06,226
You must have been in love.
1047
01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:11,371
I just stopped hoping
to avoid disappointment.
1048
01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:28,755
Emily Dickinson says hope is the only
thing that never asks for anything.
1049
01:26:29,284 --> 01:26:30,493
Do you know her?
1050
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,060
It's the ending of one of her poems.
1051
01:26:33,955 --> 01:26:37,731
It's about always staying hopeful,
because it won't cost you a thing.
1052
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,474
Hope is the thing with feathers.
1053
01:26:42,998 --> 01:26:44,220
Because it flies away.
1054
01:26:50,305 --> 01:26:52,861
I didn't take you for someone
who knows poetry.
1055
01:26:54,443 --> 01:26:57,579
I always wanted to become a teacher.
1056
01:26:57,646 --> 01:26:58,814
- Really?
- Yes.
1057
01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:02,222
But I quit, because...
1058
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,120
Because...
1059
01:27:09,157 --> 01:27:10,157
I'm not single.
1060
01:27:11,131 --> 01:27:13,695
I have a girlfriend back home.
She's my fiancée.
1061
01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:15,303
So we should stop this.
1062
01:27:16,264 --> 01:27:17,264
Lars.
1063
01:27:19,968 --> 01:27:20,968
Lars.
1064
01:27:25,607 --> 01:27:27,247
You have a girlfriend back home.
1065
01:27:28,110 --> 01:27:31,721
I could get a regular column
if I write a good article about this.
1066
01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:35,081
I don't even have to know her name.
And...
1067
01:27:36,151 --> 01:27:39,026
I'll change your name in my story. Okay?
1068
01:27:41,389 --> 01:27:42,389
Leo.
1069
01:27:43,797 --> 01:27:44,797
Leo?
1070
01:27:47,796 --> 01:27:51,366
- Leffi?
- Wait. That's not even a name.
1071
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:54,502
- Levi. I don't know.
- Not with an L. People will know.
1072
01:27:54,569 --> 01:27:55,676
Okay, that's true.
1073
01:27:57,244 --> 01:27:58,943
How would you describe me?
1074
01:28:04,218 --> 01:28:08,589
As a guy who wants sprinkles
on his mango ice cream.
1075
01:28:09,256 --> 01:28:10,256
Good one.
1076
01:28:11,386 --> 01:28:14,128
As a boy with big dreams.
1077
01:28:15,991 --> 01:28:18,966
A preacher of that one true love.
1078
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:21,128
But who secretly cheats.
1079
01:28:24,266 --> 01:28:27,174
Or maybe he discovers
that one true love exists,
1080
01:28:28,537 --> 01:28:31,259
but that it's not the person
he expected it to be.
1081
01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:35,413
Don't.
1082
01:28:36,216 --> 01:28:37,216
Her name is Bella.
1083
01:28:37,946 --> 01:28:39,668
Sounds a bit like a stage name.
1084
01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:41,816
It is.
1085
01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:19,559
Hey.
1086
01:29:19,626 --> 01:29:22,196
I've just been working out.
I ran six miles.
1087
01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:25,263
I'm sweaty, but I don't mind.
1088
01:29:25,799 --> 01:29:28,596
As long as I look good
for our wedding night.
1089
01:29:28,670 --> 01:29:30,871
Can we just not talk about
the wedding night?
1090
01:29:32,334 --> 01:29:33,334
I saw the picture.
1091
01:29:34,169 --> 01:29:36,243
Online. With that guy.
1092
01:29:37,610 --> 01:29:39,541
You mean Shoe Size 10?
1093
01:29:39,608 --> 01:29:40,983
He's a good client of mine.
1094
01:29:42,277 --> 01:29:44,612
- What does he want?-Foot fetish.
1095
01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:47,248
- 2,000 euros.
- For a foot?
1096
01:29:47,315 --> 01:29:48,522
It's just a foot.
1097
01:29:49,084 --> 01:29:51,658
And that foot was only
thinking about you.
1098
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:55,890
Who's there?
1099
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:58,098
My mother.
1100
01:29:58,165 --> 01:29:59,494
Did I wake you?
1101
01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:01,429
- Hi, Merel.
- Hello, Bella.
1102
01:30:01,496 --> 01:30:03,264
How's the weather in the Netherlands?
1103
01:30:03,331 --> 01:30:04,638
She's just leaving.
1104
01:30:05,606 --> 01:30:06,606
Getting coffee.
1105
01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:12,573
I want you right now.
1106
01:30:13,650 --> 01:30:15,510
Do you want to lick the sweat off me?
1107
01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:17,979
I think we have a bad connection.
1108
01:30:18,050 --> 01:30:20,587
I'll call you back later, alright?
1109
01:30:46,641 --> 01:30:47,641
Bye.
1110
01:30:59,930 --> 01:31:01,862
SpongeBob, how are you?
1111
01:31:02,496 --> 01:31:06,233
Patrick, watch out. Banana peel. No.
1112
01:31:15,437 --> 01:31:19,207
When I saw Herbert
with his cheese sandwiches,
1113
01:31:19,274 --> 01:31:21,163
I knew it was never going to work.
1114
01:31:21,748 --> 01:31:24,551
I like cheese. Don't get me wrong.
1115
01:31:28,049 --> 01:31:29,050
Mum...
1116
01:31:30,919 --> 01:31:31,919
Thanks.
1117
01:31:33,026 --> 01:31:34,026
For what?
1118
01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:36,630
For my penis and the rest.
1119
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:42,202
But can we agree
that from now on it's only mine?
1120
01:31:43,264 --> 01:31:45,653
And that you'll never say
such things again?
1121
01:32:44,793 --> 01:32:45,793
Lars.
1122
01:32:46,928 --> 01:32:47,928
Surprise.
1123
01:32:49,364 --> 01:32:50,771
Hey, baby.
1124
01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,256
Bella is here.
1125
01:33:17,725 --> 01:33:20,161
Hi, Bella.
1126
01:33:20,228 --> 01:33:21,896
- Hi, Mum.
- Hello.
1127
01:33:21,963 --> 01:33:25,272
I'm just calling you Mum.
Merel sounds so official.
1128
01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:36,713
This song was written
by a very talented lady.
1129
01:33:37,679 --> 01:33:40,482
A round of applause for Tiffany.
1130
01:33:55,730 --> 01:33:58,638
- Hi, Merel. I brought you a drink.
- That's sweet.
1131
01:33:58,705 --> 01:34:00,935
But I have to... I'm sorry.
1132
01:34:01,010 --> 01:34:03,911
- Hey.
- Thank you. Really.
1133
01:34:05,273 --> 01:34:07,143
Would you get me a Pornstar Martini?
1134
01:34:12,147 --> 01:34:13,147
Hi.
1135
01:34:23,691 --> 01:34:26,794
So that's her? Your doll?
1136
01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:30,437
Yup.
1137
01:34:31,533 --> 01:34:34,007
And you think you'll ever have her
all to yourself?
1138
01:34:34,869 --> 01:34:36,004
Sure.
1139
01:34:38,373 --> 01:34:39,706
You're not mad, are you?
1140
01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:42,042
I told you the truth.
1141
01:34:43,811 --> 01:34:46,353
Yeah... It was just sex.
1142
01:34:48,082 --> 01:34:49,523
Yeah, exactly.
1143
01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:53,460
Holiday... It didn't mean anything.
1144
01:35:02,940 --> 01:35:04,773
Get your hands off him, you whore.
1145
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:05,943
- Hey.
- What?
1146
01:35:06,868 --> 01:35:11,343
Are you calling me a whore while you're
flashing your tits to Shoe Size 10?
1147
01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,913
Hey! Stop it. Bella.
1148
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:19,023
- What?
- Oh my God.
1149
01:35:19,614 --> 01:35:23,084
- What are you doing? Relax.
- It's none of your business.
1150
01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:25,319
I thought you never liked anyone.
1151
01:35:25,390 --> 01:35:28,289
As if you don't put it in
everything that moves, saying:
1152
01:35:28,356 --> 01:35:30,658
Don't tell my sister. It's a secret.
1153
01:35:30,730 --> 01:35:33,361
- As if you don't have secrets.
- Alright.
1154
01:35:33,428 --> 01:35:38,443
My secret is that I'm undercover
writing an article about sex,
1155
01:35:38,510 --> 01:35:42,342
dating and hopeless, lonely people
on a singles' trip.
1156
01:35:45,950 --> 01:35:47,483
Are you happy now?
1157
01:35:50,278 --> 01:35:51,513
Oh my God.
1158
01:35:52,947 --> 01:35:55,793
Ozzie,
what was the agreement with Auntie?
1159
01:35:56,460 --> 01:35:59,020
No eating from your own kitchen.
1160
01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:02,429
And what do you do?
You even lick two plates clean.
1161
01:36:02,496 --> 01:36:05,133
You don't know anything about it.
Stop judging.
1162
01:36:11,299 --> 01:36:13,207
It was a very educational trip.
1163
01:36:14,107 --> 01:36:16,677
I wish you lots of luck in marriage.
1164
01:36:23,011 --> 01:36:26,019
- Malti...
- Squirtle. Here.
1165
01:36:41,763 --> 01:36:44,238
- Want a drink? Water?
- Yes, please.
1166
01:36:54,242 --> 01:36:56,353
Can I talk to you? Just for a moment.
1167
01:37:00,081 --> 01:37:02,049
This is different, okay?
1168
01:37:02,116 --> 01:37:04,223
- Ozzie...
- Wait.
1169
01:37:04,690 --> 01:37:09,329
The past days and nights were awesome.
1170
01:37:11,125 --> 01:37:13,563
- That's what I'm trying to explain.
- No, Herbert.
1171
01:37:13,630 --> 01:37:14,630
What?
1172
01:37:19,467 --> 01:37:20,467
Did you...
1173
01:37:22,370 --> 01:37:24,873
- I thought you weren't ready.
- I'm sorry.
1174
01:37:28,776 --> 01:37:29,783
I'm confused too.
1175
01:37:31,079 --> 01:37:32,301
- I'm sorry...
- Yeah, but...
1176
01:37:33,014 --> 01:37:35,489
- Merel...
- No, Herbert. There's no spark.
1177
01:37:36,551 --> 01:37:37,453
Merel.
1178
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:42,800
Herbert.
1179
01:37:44,030 --> 01:37:45,030
Shit.
1180
01:37:54,469 --> 01:37:55,703
He's a beautiful person.
1181
01:37:55,770 --> 01:37:58,412
He was sweet, tender...
1182
01:38:00,241 --> 01:38:02,683
attentive, funny.
1183
01:38:25,767 --> 01:38:30,243
This one, that one, or that one?
Which one do you think is hot?
1184
01:38:33,007 --> 01:38:34,481
Okay, I'll choose then.
1185
01:38:45,286 --> 01:38:47,027
- I forgive you.
- For what?
1186
01:38:48,156 --> 01:38:50,364
Everyone gets to make a mistake.
1187
01:38:51,430 --> 01:38:53,403
It actually turns me on.
1188
01:38:54,328 --> 01:38:56,670
You and another woman.
1189
01:39:25,026 --> 01:39:27,167
Hey. Did someone die?
1190
01:39:29,940 --> 01:39:31,943
When I woke up, I instantly knew.
1191
01:39:32,567 --> 01:39:33,640
You're not a chapter.
1192
01:39:34,775 --> 01:39:36,108
You're the prologue.
1193
01:39:36,938 --> 01:39:38,813
You're the epilogue.
That's the afterword.
1194
01:39:40,013 --> 01:39:41,013
And you're the blurb.
1195
01:39:42,710 --> 01:39:46,086
Louella, would you be my little book?
1196
01:40:24,552 --> 01:40:28,889
Apparently, being single is so awful
you need to travel to a tropical island,
1197
01:40:28,956 --> 01:40:31,965
to meet the so-called love of your life.
1198
01:40:32,627 --> 01:40:35,229
I joined Louella's Lovelines tour,
1199
01:40:35,296 --> 01:40:39,603
and hoped it would be different
from the swiping on apps.
1200
01:40:46,240 --> 01:40:48,742
"Apparently, being single is so awful..."
1201
01:40:48,809 --> 01:40:52,046
"...you need to travel
to a tropical island..."
1202
01:40:52,113 --> 01:40:54,548
"...to meet the so-called
love of your life."
1203
01:40:54,615 --> 01:40:56,115
Did you see what she wrote?
1204
01:40:57,952 --> 01:41:03,324
"These miserable souls have a long-term
relationship with disappointment.
1205
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:08,362
Desperate women, horny men.
It's kind of like my fridge:
1206
01:41:08,429 --> 01:41:11,398
Half empty, and what's in it
is past its expiration date.
1207
01:41:11,470 --> 01:41:16,370
I met a horn dog who's on display even
though the store has long been closed.
1208
01:41:16,437 --> 01:41:20,508
A desperado with more ink
under her skin than self-respect.
1209
01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:24,245
A surfer with whom
even a houseplant isn't safe.
1210
01:41:24,312 --> 01:41:27,354
And a blonde whose net always
comes up empty, even on a boat."
1211
01:41:28,115 --> 01:41:30,623
And now it's getting really good.
My favourite:
1212
01:41:32,787 --> 01:41:36,864
"A son who is unable
to let his mother live her own life.
1213
01:41:37,364 --> 01:41:41,128
The umbilical cord is cut,
but he'll just reconnect it himself."
1214
01:41:41,195 --> 01:41:44,271
Whose idea was it
to bring my mother on a singles' trip?
1215
01:41:45,266 --> 01:41:48,769
It was your idea. Because you think
you have a say in everything.
1216
01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:50,443
If my mum is allowed to be single.
1217
01:41:51,145 --> 01:41:54,114
That we should move to Spain.
What I should wear.
1218
01:41:54,408 --> 01:41:55,686
If I'll ever have kids.
1219
01:41:57,078 --> 01:41:58,522
You never ask what I want.
1220
01:42:00,247 --> 01:42:01,893
- I don't want this.
- Baby...
1221
01:42:01,960 --> 01:42:04,418
No! You listen to me.
I want a normal life.
1222
01:42:04,490 --> 01:42:07,054
I don't want to sell tickets
to our wedding night.
1223
01:42:07,130 --> 01:42:08,695
I'm sorry. Tickets?
1224
01:42:08,762 --> 01:42:10,818
Bella, what kind of a person are you?
1225
01:42:11,759 --> 01:42:13,166
I'm not marrying you.
1226
01:42:14,428 --> 01:42:16,503
- Not today. Not...
- 10K.
1227
01:42:17,932 --> 01:42:18,943
What?
1228
01:42:21,780 --> 01:42:25,773
I'll give you 10K to get married,
to film our wedding night,
1229
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,215
and I'll pay all your bills
till the end of time.
1230
01:42:29,644 --> 01:42:31,085
- What are you?
- Who?
1231
01:42:32,150 --> 01:42:34,988
This is the deal.
We'll stay together for one year.
1232
01:42:35,916 --> 01:42:37,473
Then we'll have a tragic breakup.
1233
01:42:37,540 --> 01:42:39,653
We'll film our breakup sex
one last time.
1234
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:42,029
And then you're free to go, for 100,000.
1235
01:42:43,557 --> 01:42:44,692
Final offer.
1236
01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:47,063
100,000?
1237
01:42:47,828 --> 01:42:49,161
To pay for your tuition.
1238
01:42:49,930 --> 01:42:51,839
You want to be a teacher, don't you?
1239
01:42:58,880 --> 01:43:00,943
I hope you enjoy your bullshit.
1240
01:43:33,841 --> 01:43:35,119
Won't you go after her?
1241
01:43:36,510 --> 01:43:37,677
She really likes you.
1242
01:43:40,915 --> 01:43:45,259
When you're grown up,
you'll see why that doesn't work.
1243
01:44:04,438 --> 01:44:07,241
Chloë and Zoë, just wait there.
1244
01:44:07,308 --> 01:44:09,382
Just look before you cross.
1245
01:44:09,449 --> 01:44:11,084
No cyclists? Then you can go.
1246
01:44:12,050 --> 01:44:16,323
You've been playing football for
seven years, and you're not even ten.
1247
01:44:17,952 --> 01:44:20,087
- Here you go.
- Ice cream.
1248
01:44:20,154 --> 01:44:21,455
Here you go.
1249
01:44:21,522 --> 01:44:26,633
Everyone gets one scoop,
and I need someone to take the order.
1250
01:44:27,328 --> 01:44:30,297
Berend, you can ask everyone
what they want.
1251
01:44:30,364 --> 01:44:32,566
- When you're done, you can...
- Here you go.
1252
01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:33,640
Thanks.
1253
01:44:37,805 --> 01:44:40,343
Are you writing an article
on the dangers of sugar?
1254
01:44:41,175 --> 01:44:45,119
I could have, but no. I'm working here.
1255
01:44:47,648 --> 01:44:49,656
While I work on my novel.
1256
01:44:51,758 --> 01:44:52,763
Awesome.
1257
01:44:54,488 --> 01:44:55,599
How is your fiancée?
1258
01:44:57,064 --> 01:44:57,893
She's married.
1259
01:44:59,370 --> 01:45:00,370
But not to me.
1260
01:45:02,797 --> 01:45:05,833
- That was quick.
- The wedding night was on offer.
1261
01:45:05,910 --> 01:45:07,203
I don't get it.
1262
01:45:15,709 --> 01:45:17,153
Do you still want mango...
1263
01:45:17,985 --> 01:45:19,119
with sprinkles?
1264
01:45:19,186 --> 01:45:20,487
Yes, sprinkles...
1265
01:45:23,417 --> 01:45:24,417
And a bit of hope.
1266
01:45:30,391 --> 01:45:32,599
I shouldn't be this stubborn.
1267
01:45:35,729 --> 01:45:36,729
Alright.
1268
01:45:37,298 --> 01:45:41,942
I'll take the loan,
but I'll pay you back every penny.
1269
01:45:43,804 --> 01:45:44,804
Of course.
1270
01:45:45,279 --> 01:45:46,383
It'll be alright.
1271
01:45:46,907 --> 01:45:48,015
Don't worry.
1272
01:45:51,779 --> 01:45:53,287
Let me do it.
1273
01:45:54,188 --> 01:45:57,050
I won't let an amateur screw this up.
1274
01:45:57,117 --> 01:46:00,023
I'll beat you with a home run.
1275
01:46:00,090 --> 01:46:01,423
I like being cheeky.
1276
01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:09,173
Welcome to the family, little brother.
1277
01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:14,310
- Do you feel something?
- Yeah. Here.
1278
01:46:17,037 --> 01:46:20,274
Is it a little butt cheek?
A little foot?
1279
01:46:23,978 --> 01:46:28,655
...this melody. It's a song that
transports you to a different place.
1280
01:47:25,773 --> 01:47:26,773
Come in.
1281
01:47:36,717 --> 01:47:37,717
I didn't forget.
1282
01:47:43,157 --> 01:47:44,157
I won.
1283
01:47:56,937 --> 01:47:58,445
Hope is free.
1284
01:47:59,506 --> 01:48:01,141
That's what this poem says.
1285
01:48:01,208 --> 01:48:05,746
It's everywhere and always.
It won't fly away.
1286
01:48:05,813 --> 01:48:07,715
It flies along with you.
1287
01:48:15,923 --> 01:48:16,991
Yes, I do.
1288
01:48:18,559 --> 01:48:19,559
I do too.