1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:31,563 [pensive music playing] [wind howling] 4 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:34,834 [plane engine roaring] 5 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,872 [pencil tapping] 6 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:45,644 [tapping grows faster] 7 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:47,280 [telephone ringing] 8 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:54,587 [breathes deeply] 9 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,557 Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello? Hi. 10 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,893 Is this, um... I'm looking for a Miss Gregory. 11 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:01,860 Ms. Gregory: Uh-huh. 12 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:02,729 That you? Ms. Gregory: Yeah. That's me. 13 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:05,664 Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Dunn. Ms. Gregory: That was fast! 14 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:06,932 [laughs] [Ms. Gregory laughs] 15 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,100 [chuckling] No. 16 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,735 Ms. Gregory: I'm kidding... I'm just kidding. 17 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,836 My name is Dunn. Ms. Gregory: Okay. 18 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:12,137 Yeah, yeah. 19 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:13,138 Ms. Gregory: Sorry. Oh, that's fine. 20 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,240 [Ms. Gregory laughs] It... it happens. Um... 21 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,408 Ms. Gregory: What can I do for you? 22 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,409 Oh, right. Yeah. 23 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,412 Uh, I'm calling on behalf of Macklin Medical. 24 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,380 Ms. Gregory: Oh. [inhales deeply] 25 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,549 Yeah, looks like you owe $667-- 26 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,452 Ms. Gregory: Jesus! I already paid! 27 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,453 I explained this... Hey! 28 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:30,089 ...to the last guy-- Hey. It's okay. 29 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,091 Ms. Gregory: No, it's not. No, I get... I get that. 30 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,325 I get that, but that's... that's why... 31 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,626 that's why I'm calling. Ms. Gregory: This is a mistake. 32 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,228 You know? [Ms. Gregory sighs] 33 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,597 I'm calling to... to help you. 34 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,266 Ms. Gregory: Really? Yeah. That's right. 35 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,234 Ms. Gregory: Thank you. 36 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,470 I'm here to help you pay what you owe. 37 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,271 Let's go over some options. 38 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,473 Option-- Ms. Gregory: Dunn? 39 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,440 Yes, ma'am. 40 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,876 Ms. Gregory: Absolutely go fuck yourself. 41 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,912 Okey dokey. [line cuts off] 42 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:54,280 [pencil snapping] 43 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,053 [sighs] 44 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,327 [pencil scribbling] Funny joke. [scoffs] 45 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,830 ['Tonight, Tonight' by Hot Chelle Rae playing] 46 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,967 ♪ It's been a really, really Messed up week ♪ 47 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,768 ♪ Seven days of torture Seven days of bitter ♪ 48 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:19,004 ♪ And my girlfriend went And cheated on me ♪ 49 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,339 ♪ She's a California dime ♪ 50 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,840 ♪ But it's time for me To quit her ♪ 51 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,542 Dunn: Let's go over your options. 52 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,943 Caller 1 on phone: I don't wanna go over options! 53 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,079 Option one, pay full amount today. 54 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,380 Caller 1: I'm not paying, dick head. 55 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,149 That's what I thought. Option two, 56 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,216 we can put you 57 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,085 on a repayment plan, okay? [caller 1 chuckles] 58 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,086 That money is gonna come out the seventh-- 59 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,220 Caller 1: I got a great idea. 60 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:38,224 How about I put you on a re-fuck-ment plan, asshole? 61 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:41,360 [caller 2 mumbling on phone] 62 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,361 Dunn: Please don't put your kid on-- 63 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,762 Tiff on phone: Hi, Dunn! Yeah, hey, Tiff! 64 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,531 Tiff: Hi! How you doing? 65 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,466 Tiff: Are you gonna hurt my dad? 66 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:50,836 Caller 3: Six thousand dollars for a colonoscopy? 67 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,372 How about I shove a finger up your ass, 68 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,707 and swirl it around-- 69 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,349 ...swirl it around! 70 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,985 ♪ We're goin' at it Tonight, tonight ♪ 71 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:09,588 ♪ There's a party on the rooftop Top of the world ♪ 72 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,690 ♪ Tonight, tonight ♪ 73 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,326 ♪ And we're dancin' on the edge Of the Hollywood sign ♪ 74 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,595 ♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪ 75 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,997 ♪ But watch How good I'll fake it ♪ 76 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:23,569 ♪ It's all right, all right Tonight, tonight ♪ 77 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,837 ♪ You got me singin' like "Woah, oh, oh" ♪ 78 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:28,173 ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 79 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,808 ♪ It doesn't matter ♪ ♪ Woah, oh, oh... ♪ 80 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:33,078 [laundry machine creaking, groaning] 81 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,748 [tense music playing] 82 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:40,053 [wind howling] 83 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:42,422 [music stops] 84 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,460 [crickets chirping] [traffic rumbling] 85 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:13,219 Hey. Hey. Hey, man, what's up? 86 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:16,856 I think there's a portal to hell in your laundromat. 87 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:22,661 [voice screaming over portal] 88 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:23,596 Ed: Shit. 89 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,434 I can see why you thought it might be a portal to hell. 90 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,437 Yeah? I mean, I hate jumping to assumptions 91 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,306 as much as the next guy. 92 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,576 Hey, Pete, what does that look like to you? 93 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,078 A portal to hell. Ed: Oh. 94 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:40,946 Thanks, Pete. 95 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,347 Thanks, Pete. [door opening] 96 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:44,584 Ed: Pete knows his stuff. He seems great. 97 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,519 I'm Dunn, by the way. Ed: Ed. 98 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,354 You know, this is my favorite laundromat? I-- 99 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,590 Ed: Happy to hear it. 100 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,295 Uh, so, should we call somebody, or... 101 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,429 [door closing] 102 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,433 Oh, I can't get shut down. No, owners would kill me. 103 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,935 Everyone's so sensitive after Covid, you know? 104 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,304 Everything's gotta be safe, safe, safe. 105 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,540 It's just-- You know? Totally. 106 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,981 Can I help? Ed: What? 107 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,182 I don't know, I-- Can I help? 108 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,251 Uh, what if somebody stumbles into it? 109 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,386 You think the mat could be liable? 110 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,155 Or someone could get hurt? Oh, f-- 111 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,857 But, yeah, probably liable too. 112 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:41,673 Nice. Ed: Yeah. 113 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:45,345 [somber music playing] 114 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,881 Dunn: Is she looking at me? Shit. 115 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,824 [indistinct chatter] 116 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,777 [bottle hissing] [bottlecap clattering] 117 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,400 [pensive music overlapping] 118 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:46,205 [pencil tapping] 119 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:51,376 [tapping grows faster] 120 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:54,046 [birds chirping] [traffic rumbling] 121 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,652 Morning, Mr. Bobshank. Hi, Mr. Bobshank. 122 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,189 [coughs] Morning, Mr. Bobshank. 123 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,459 How are you? Hey. 124 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,961 [coughs] How's it going? 125 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,197 [clears throat] 126 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:17,069 How about this weather, huh? [grunts, breathes deeply] 127 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,809 Oh! Look out, caterpillar! What? 128 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:26,078 Right there. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. 129 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,747 I almost missed her. [water pouring] 130 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,249 [Bobshank groans] It's just a caterpillar. 131 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,454 Well, if I drown her, she'll never be a butterfly. 132 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:36,956 [grunts] 133 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,161 Are you okay, son? Why? Portal to hell? 134 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,865 What? No. I heard yelling last night. 135 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,767 Oh, I'm sorry. Really sorry. 136 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,269 That... that might have been work. 137 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,107 How's that going? It's great. 138 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:00,313 Sounds pretty fucking shitty to me. 139 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,315 Seeing people at their worst? 140 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:07,453 Yeah, there's some... bad people. 141 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:09,789 In my experience, 142 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,658 they're all bad people when they owe money. 143 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,527 Not the good ones. 144 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:18,697 You really think there are just good people and bad people? 145 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:19,966 Two big buckets? 146 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,036 Yes. [laughs] 147 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:26,639 It's none of my business. 148 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:29,275 Life's too short to be miserable. 149 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,978 Oh, that reminds me. How's your, um... 150 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,716 how's your cancer going? 151 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,354 Still terminal. 152 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,358 It won't be long. [coughs] I'm so sorry-- 153 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,692 I shouldn't have brought that up. 154 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,395 That's just... I-- Can I...? 155 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,464 You know, can I... can I help with... 156 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,734 can I... can I help with it? [scoffs] 157 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,204 Can you cure cancer? 158 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:00,740 Oh, I don't-- 159 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,043 No. I... 160 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:07,946 No. Then no. 161 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:10,516 Okay, right. [sighs] 162 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,951 [groans] Um... I... I... I'm sorry, 163 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,152 I... I didn't... I didn't mean to. 164 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,754 Look, look, it's... it's fine. 165 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:17,489 I'm not offended. All right. 166 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,024 And even if I was, I'm gonna be dead soon 167 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,260 from the goddamn cancer. Because of the cancer. 168 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:22,929 [door opening] 169 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,167 Um, I'll... I'll text you? Yeah, uh, maybe. [chuckles] 170 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,903 Bobshank: Did you say... 171 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,506 a portal to hell? 172 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:38,744 [footsteps receding] [door opening, closing] 173 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,559 [pensive music playing] [sharpener whirring] 174 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,794 [printer whirring, chiming] [telephone ringing] 175 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,062 [Dunn sings] ♪ David Pepperdine ♪ 176 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,297 ♪ David Pepperdine, Pepperdine Make you mine ♪ 177 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:01,199 ♪ David Pepperdine Make you mine! ♪ 178 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,435 David on phone: Hello? Hello? 179 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,603 Mr. Pepperdine? David: Yeah. 180 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,137 Hey, it's Dunn. David: Again? 181 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,205 I'm calling on behalf of-- 182 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,140 David: Didn't I already tell you to fuck off? 183 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:13,278 Yes! You sure did. You told me that last week. 184 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,913 [David sighs] And looks like, uh... 185 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,781 David: Dammit. This fucking-- 186 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,984 Pre... previous seven weeks you said the same thing. 187 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,252 You said, "Fuck you!" And I was like... I was like, 188 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,254 "No, but you owe this money still." 189 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,255 Yeah. David: Fuck. 190 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,558 Uh-huh, I'm following up on those conversations, 191 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,627 and just seeing if you have that money... 192 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,761 [David scoffs] ...that you owe. 193 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,030 David: You're calling from an L.A. area code? 194 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:35,301 [ominous music playing] What? 195 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:37,637 David: I'm in LA. 196 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,110 How's the weather? 197 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,578 David: Are you honestly dumb enough 198 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:49,982 to use your personal phone? What, are you freelance? 199 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,718 I'm an independent contractor, actually. 200 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,454 Legally, I don't know. 201 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,124 David: I'm a bad guy, you understand? 202 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,793 You live alone? 203 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,029 Do I-- 204 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:09,068 [music builds] 205 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,139 I don't have roommates. David: Good. 206 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,341 So, here's what's gonna happen, Dunn. 207 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,377 I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna fucking kill you. 208 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,912 Now, I just Googled your number, 209 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,615 and here's the first address that came up. 210 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,985 Five Six Two Seven Magnolia-- [line cuts off] 211 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:34,360 [music concluding] [breathes deeply] 212 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:43,169 [ominous music playing] [laundry machines whirring] 213 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,238 Anything new? 214 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,374 Nah. 215 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,744 Hey, you want my number? 216 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,681 Why? Oh, uh... 217 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,751 in ca... in case you need help with the... 218 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,087 Oh! 219 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,391 No, I'm not really a big texter. 220 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,426 Right. 221 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,733 [cell phone clattering] [sighs] 222 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,136 Why is this even happening? 223 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,272 Why this laundromat? 224 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,142 Why me? 225 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,913 Should we figure it out? 226 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,250 You wanna throw something in? Yeah, yeah, I do. 227 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,519 Do you have something? Ed: Yeah. 228 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:38,057 [ominous music builds] 229 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:45,063 Dunn: Have you opened it yet? God, no, I don't go near it. 230 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:45,997 Dunn: What? 231 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,900 You'll probably be fine, Dunn. Go. 232 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,802 Yeah, probably. 233 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,106 Okay. [metal creaking] 234 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,309 [wood clacking] 235 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,612 Fucking do it. Okay, okay! 236 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:05,584 [voices whispering, screaming within portal] 237 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,586 I don't think we should throw anything in. 238 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,255 Abort. Abort, abort, abort. Yeah. 239 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:15,560 [music builds] 240 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:19,430 [distant screaming, clamoring within portal] 241 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,732 Ed: So, I think that, like, 242 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,433 we sort of felt the portal out, you know? 243 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:23,434 Hmm. Yeah. 244 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,936 Like, it... it knows where we stand. 245 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,273 We know where it stands. Yeah. 246 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,942 Should we close it? 247 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,344 That depends. Are you fucking crazy? 248 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,814 Well, we can't leave it open. Someone could get hurt. 249 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,881 I'm not going near it. 250 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:39,050 You're scared? I'm not scared. 251 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,018 Then go close it. 252 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,019 Just go at it from, like, the side. 253 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,487 You go at it, like, from the side. 254 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,855 You're the sideler. I'm a what? 255 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:44,856 Yeah, you're a sideler. What is-- 256 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,424 You come up... you come up on people's side. 257 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:47,827 What is that? Whatever. 258 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,232 Is that a thing? You're real, so it's real. 259 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:57,836 I think you should just go close it. 260 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,003 I think you should just go close it! 261 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,539 Dunn: Just go close it. Ed: You go close it! 262 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,041 Dunn: Oh. 263 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,348 I would have done it. I know you would have. 264 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,716 Ed, prelap: Sorry, why are we doing this? 265 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,185 Rules. Figure out the Portal Rules. 266 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,920 Ed: Why do we need to know the rules? 267 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:19,891 'Cause then we can figure out why is there a portal to hell? 268 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,528 What does it want? And how to get rid of it? 269 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,064 Oh, you... you wanna get rid of it, right? 270 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,332 [breathes deeply] 271 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,100 I mean, it hasn't done anything to me. 272 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,635 Dunn: What about the people doing laundry? 273 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:31,637 The people doing-- 274 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,675 You think I could get fired? Dunn: It's a portal to hell. 275 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,545 Allegedly. We don't know that for sure. 276 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,848 I'm glad you brought that up. 'Cause we don't know, do we? 277 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,250 It does kind of have an orange glow. 278 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,517 I think if it was a portal to heaven, 279 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,721 it would be, like, more, like, blue, white... 280 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,555 happy. 281 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,690 The screams are a big giveaway too. 282 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,193 Could be screams of joy. 283 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:55,961 Could be. 284 00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:00,732 But if it is a portal to hell, and it does do something, 285 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,567 I think we should figure out these rules. 286 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,935 Backup plan. Dunn: Yeah. 287 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,071 Love that. Dunn: Okay, here's what we got. 288 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,508 It's an "alleged" portal to hell... 289 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,046 and it could open on its own. Ed: Mm-hmm. 290 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,449 That's it? 291 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,752 Dunn: Oh, yeah, for now. What we don't know... 292 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,620 Fuck. ...is it a one way? 293 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,723 You know? Are things going in... 294 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,295 [sighs] ...or is something coming out? 295 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,130 [printer whirring] [sharpener whirring] 296 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,432 Automated voice on voicemail: You have two saved messages. 297 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,734 Message one. Kevin on voicemail: Hey, bro! 298 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,403 Okay, just had an idea for the place. 299 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,705 What if we got, like, neon signs? 300 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:41,773 Like, everywhere. 301 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,174 Cause I've been watching a ton of streamers, 302 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,642 and they have them all over their walls. 303 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,812 It looks so sick, because I've been thinking... 304 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:48,780 I've been thinking, like, 305 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,081 what if I started streaming again? 306 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,418 You know, 'cause I... I... I... I think it's like, you know, 307 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,787 maybe that would be... [inhales shakily] 308 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,823 ...something, you know, for me to do, so, um... 309 00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,891 You know what? 310 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,628 It's probably stupid, or whatever, but, um... 311 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,595 Uh, anyway, I... I know you're busy, 312 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,465 so, just, uh... just give me a call back whenever, 313 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,900 um, I'm around. [inhales shakily] 314 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,303 Kevin: So, love you. Okay. Bye. [sobs] 315 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,373 [metal door clanging] [crickets chirping] 316 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:19,611 [somber music playing] 317 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:50,042 [ominous music playing] [laundry machines whirring] 318 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:26,078 [sings indistinctly, hums] 319 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,081 [knocking] [Ed gasps] 320 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,651 [sighs] You do a lot of laundry, man. 321 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,987 Thanks. That's not a-- 322 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,989 Yeah. Okay. What? 323 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,525 Something came out. 324 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,562 [groans] 325 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,771 [gags] Okay. 326 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,607 What is it? It-- Sulfur. 327 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,211 Definitely demonic. Oh, definitely. 328 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:05,150 [music intensifies] 329 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,462 [music concluding] 330 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,631 I think it's better if I stay with the laundromat. 331 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,135 Are you sure? 'Cause I'd feel a lot safer 332 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,503 if you came with me right now. I-- 333 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,438 Well, just in case it returns, right? 334 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,774 Protect the customers. 335 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,808 Customers? 336 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,145 I... I think I'm the only one here, um... 337 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,179 I mean, you never know, right? 338 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,516 So... Right. Uh, yeah, I just... 339 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,985 I really prefer not to be alone, you know? 340 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:41,920 Okay. 341 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,523 You'll be all right though. Just go ahead, okay? 342 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,092 Just go. Just go. 343 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,627 You know, I just don't think it's in here. 344 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,597 Ed: I know. Mm-hmm. I think it's out here, you know? 345 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,832 I think you're right. Just go for it. You got it. 346 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,601 Dunn: I just... I just-- I need your help. 347 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,970 [mouths] Go. [ominous music playing] 348 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,806 Dunn: You're gonna s-- Okay. 349 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,210 [crickets chirping] 350 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:13,685 [siren wailing in the distance] 351 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:20,025 [ominous music builds] 352 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,864 [wood scraping] 353 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,505 [metal clanging] 354 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:44,550 [demon hums] Here we go. [hums] Ooh! [vocalizes] 355 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,356 [gasps] Oh, sugar fuck. 356 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:56,995 [footsteps clomping] 357 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,734 Are you from the portal to hell? 358 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,371 Demon: What gave me away? [chuckles] 359 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,207 Um... 360 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,809 how's-- 361 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,911 I'm Dunn. 362 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:18,217 Demon: Okay. No, no, my name... Dunn. 363 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,620 Chip: Hi, I'm Chip. 364 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,194 What's all this about, Chip? Chip: What, you mean me? 365 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,297 Or, uh, life in general? 366 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,833 The portal. Chip: Oh, the portal! 367 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,703 Well, there's a man who lives up the street, 368 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,606 and soon he'll be dead. 369 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,708 And you're gonna...? Chip: Drag him to hell? 370 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,009 Okay, right. Chip: Sure. 371 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,778 Yeah, literally. It's my job. 372 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,580 Wait. Chip: What? 373 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,917 It's not Mr. Bobshank, is it? Chip: It is. 374 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,086 That's who I'm here for. How'd you know? 375 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,090 He's the best guy ever. Chip: I agree. 376 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,125 Why is he going to hell? 377 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:04,730 Well, he hurt someone bad, and he knows it. 378 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,035 Dunn: He's a good person. 379 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,773 He smokes outside. He... Chip: Nice. 380 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,907 ...has plants. 381 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,743 Names all of them. Chip: See? That's lovely. 382 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,346 He said "hello" to me four times, unprompted. 383 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,247 Well, really, three. 384 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,215 I think one time he was just saying 385 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,517 he was done with something, but I... 386 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,220 I still count it. Chip: You should. 387 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,489 He's full of information and advice. 388 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,992 He talks to me even though... 389 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,127 Chip: He doesn't wanna. I know he doesn't want to. 390 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,329 Chip: He doesn't wanna. 391 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,831 Dunn: He's tough to crack, but... 392 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,702 If it's not hard, what's the point, you know? 393 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,971 Chip: He owes a debt. 394 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,476 Can I help him pay it? 395 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,346 You wanna make a deal? 396 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,920 Not really. [sighs] I-- 397 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,323 But, you know, I don't wanna leave Mr. Bobshank 398 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,191 high and dry. 399 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,660 Chip: Tell you what. Give me three souls. Three. 400 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,529 Three... 401 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,497 people? Three souls, 402 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:17,168 or Bobshank will burn, and the world will end. 403 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,536 The world's gonna end too? 404 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,837 Chip: If it makes you feel better, 405 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:24,176 sure, why not? [footsteps clomping] 406 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:33,685 Can they be bad people? I don't give a shit. 407 00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,520 I defer to you. 408 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:42,761 Actually, you know what? You know that song that goes... 409 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,163 [sings] ♪ La, la, la, whatever ♪ 410 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,033 [both singing] ♪ La, la, la, doesn't matter ♪ 411 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:53,604 ♪ La, la, la, oh, well! La, la, la ♪ 412 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,407 ♪ We're going at it Tonight, tonight! ♪ 413 00:22:56,408 --> 00:23:01,445 Yeah, that one! Who sings that? Dunn: Ah, shit. Who is that? 414 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:04,014 [clicks tongue] Hot Chelle Rae. Chip: Hot Chelle Rae! 415 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,684 It's been stuck in my head. It's fucking earworm. 416 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,651 It's a banger. 417 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,720 You throw any of those guys in the portal, 418 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,089 we're good. Are they bad people? 419 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,924 Chip: They're musicians. So, yeah, probably. 420 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:14,993 Right, okay. 421 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:21,566 Hey Chip? Chip: Yeah, Dunn? 422 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,535 Why are you doing this? 423 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,339 Giving Mr. Bobshank a second chance? 424 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:30,075 Eh, why not? 425 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:47,426 [electric toothbrush whirring] [laundry machines rumbling] 426 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,633 [birds chirping] 427 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:09,380 [door opening in the distance] [notebook rustling] 428 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:12,317 [traffic rumbling] 429 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,124 Dunn. What's up, Mr. Bobshank? 430 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,328 You got, uh... 431 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:26,164 something on your mind? No. 432 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,534 Great. 433 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,006 Hey, you think it's okay to... 434 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,943 do something bad... 435 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,413 to help someone... good? 436 00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:45,550 Ah, Jesus. [spits] 437 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,186 Look... 438 00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:51,323 depends on how good the person is. 439 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:52,991 The best. 440 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,194 Bobshank: How bad the bad is? The worst. 441 00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,332 Does this have anything to do with that portal to hell? 442 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:06,705 Uh, you... you want my advice? More... more than anything? Yes. 443 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,974 Find another laundromat. 444 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,042 I like that laundromat. 445 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:17,448 Let me tell you something that my dad told me. 446 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,117 Words to live by. 447 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,587 Sounds really deep. [laughs] 448 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,390 "Watch your own dick, son." 449 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,862 [chuckles] Sorry, what? Bobshank: "Watch your own dick." 450 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,464 Don't worry about your neighbor's dick, 451 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,065 what the guy over there is doing. 452 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,301 We all got our own dick to worry about. 453 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,603 Ladies got their own dicks to worry about. 454 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:42,072 You can't go around trying to save everybody else's dick, 455 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:44,309 poking your dick into other dick's business. 456 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:49,214 What if... what if someone's dick 457 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,149 is in trouble? 458 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,920 Did they ask you for help? Dunn: No. 459 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,922 Then watch your own dick. 460 00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,525 What if... what if someone's... what if someone's dick... 461 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,527 doesn't know it needs help? 462 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:09,601 Are you talking about me? What? No, no. 463 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,804 You sure? 'Cause I swear to fucking God 464 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:14,706 it sounds like you're talking about me. 465 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:15,906 Dunn: I'm not talking about you. Well, if it is me-- 466 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:16,874 Dunn: It's not you. If it is me-- 467 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,742 Dunn: It's not you. 468 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,878 You watch your own dick! It's not-- Okay, yeah, got it. 469 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,080 God dammit. It's not you. 470 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,986 Watch your own dick! Oh, God, he's so... 471 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:35,360 [tense music playing, builds] [traffic rumbling] 472 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:42,734 Dunn, prelap: I'm sorry. 473 00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:44,836 I really am. 474 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,372 I can't kill people. 475 00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:50,909 Not even for Mr. Bobshank. 476 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,146 [sighs] I'm just not a bad person. 477 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,283 You know, I work in the debt business. 478 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,019 I would imagine it's similar. 479 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,589 And, uh, I'm my own boss. 480 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:08,325 Not really. But, you know, 481 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,394 sometimes we get bad information, 482 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,130 and maybe that's what this is. Maybe it's a mistake. 483 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,965 Man: Dunn? One sec. 484 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,802 [strains] Yeah. That's me. What's up? 485 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,572 David: David. Hey, David. 486 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,341 David Pepperdine. 487 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:27,312 David Pepperdine? What are you doing here? 488 00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:29,648 I came here to fuck you up. 489 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,784 Please don't. [chuckles] [laundry machine opening] 490 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:39,824 [indistinct chanting over portal] 491 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:43,427 Um, it's not safe for you here. 492 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,663 What... what is that? Dunn: We should get out of here. 493 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,830 David: What are you doing? 494 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,366 Uh, uh, nothing, but we... we should go. 495 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:52,136 I ain't going nowhere, man. Let's go someplace safe, 496 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,738 and go over your repayment options. 497 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,473 [both grunt] 498 00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:57,708 [David screams] No! 499 00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:58,876 [burning sizzle] 500 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,210 David: Oh, God, it hurts! 501 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,812 David! David: It hurts! 502 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,614 Hold on, Mr. Pepperdine! David: Oh, dear God! 503 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:07,751 [strains, grunts] [David screams] 504 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:13,692 [voices screaming, howling over portal] 505 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:38,650 [voices chanting, echoing] His leg... 506 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,591 [chanting intensifies, fades] [fire sizzling] 507 00:28:55,934 --> 00:29:02,140 [muffled screaming, howling over portal] 508 00:29:03,808 --> 00:29:10,715 [tense music playing, builds] 509 00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:05,436 [soap bar clattering] 510 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:35,834 [lighter clicking] 511 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,072 I don't know, I... 512 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,209 I just feel better. 513 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,544 Like, the... the cancer is eating away at you 514 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:49,447 less quickly. Hmm. 515 00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,917 Fuck. I... I'm sorry. 516 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:55,319 I shouldn't have brought-- 517 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,387 Uh, look. look, it's... it's okay, it's okay. 518 00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:00,058 It... it is like the... 519 00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:03,227 Like, "The cancer is eating away at me 520 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:07,532 less quickly." [laughs] [chuckles] That's great. 521 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,569 About your cancer. Um... 522 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,406 did anything happen to you? 523 00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:19,177 Lot of things happen to me. 524 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:21,512 I mean... [hesitates] 525 00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,683 Are you all there? 526 00:31:41,866 --> 00:31:43,600 [pensive music playing] 527 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:45,202 [printer whirring] [sharpener whirring] 528 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,837 Dunn: If I can put you on this payment plan. 529 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,940 Twelve months, no interest. 530 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,842 It's gonna be cheaper in the long run. 531 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,077 Caller on phone: Um... I promise you that. 532 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,512 Caller: Okay. Yeah. 533 00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:56,613 Let's do it. Yeah? 534 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,415 Caller: Yeah. If it's gonna save me money. 535 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,383 Okay, great. 536 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,884 I'll email you right now. Caller: Okay. 537 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,052 Thank you. Caller: Yup. 538 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,688 You too. [line cuts off] 539 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,601 [cell phone ringing] 540 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:29,414 [cell phone clicking] 541 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:32,617 [sighs] 542 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:40,357 [breathes deeply] [cell phone ringing] 543 00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:44,262 [pensive music playing] 544 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:53,137 [cell phone clicking] 545 00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:55,974 Dunn: Hello. 546 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,508 Man on phone: Hello? Can-- Fuck. Can you hear...? 547 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,177 Hello? [man sighs] Fuck. 548 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,279 Come on! Oh! Oh, there you are, I gotcha! 549 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,781 Can you hear me? David Pepperdine? 550 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:06,483 Chip: No, it's Chip, man. 551 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,951 We met in the alley the other night. 552 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,519 The... the demon? You wanna talk to David? 553 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,488 No, no, I don't wanna talk to David. 554 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,622 Chip: No talk to David. 555 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:13,790 Here, I'll put him on. No, please don't put him on. 556 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:16,226 [David screaming on phone] Please! Make it stop! 557 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,828 [Chip chuckles] No, he'll be fine, 558 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,163 he'll be fine. What do you want? 559 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,465 Chip: Well, in the long term? Two more souls. 560 00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:22,499 Was that not clear? 561 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,168 I'm just calling to say congratulations. 562 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,505 For what? Chip: Killing Davey. 563 00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:29,474 I didn't think you had it in you. 564 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:31,708 I saw... I saw you... I saw-- Like, "This is a good guy." 565 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,378 "Definitely not a murderer." That was a big misread. 566 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,879 I'm not a bad guy. 567 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,216 Chip: It's fine, buddy. We're demons. 568 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:40,250 You don't have to lie, not to me. 569 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:42,220 I'm proud of you. One down, two to go. 570 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:47,090 It was an accident. Chip: Accident, shma-ccident. 571 00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:49,493 Look, I mean, once you do one, you know? 572 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,161 Look, it makes no difference to us 573 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,162 after the first one. 574 00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:54,164 It's kind of like losing your virginity. 575 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,335 You might as well go nuts. Sounds great. 576 00:33:57,835 --> 00:33:59,536 We'll follow up with you next week. 577 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,672 Chip: All right. [line cuts off] 578 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:06,277 [laundry machines rumbling] Dunn: Oh, my God. What... 579 00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:08,879 What happened? Ed: I don't know. 580 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,380 I haven't checked the cameras yet. 581 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:12,249 [fire whooshing] [groans] 582 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,886 This portal was fun at first, but... fuck. 583 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,590 Sorry. [chuckles] Cameras? Yeah. 584 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:23,861 Dunn: That's amazing. 585 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,998 'Cause then you'll know exactly what happened. 586 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,600 Yeah. 587 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:34,237 I'll check the security feed once I'm done, 588 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,872 and just depending what's on there, 589 00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:39,310 I will call the cops. You haven't called them yet? 590 00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:43,246 I can't get shut down, man! Are we even sure this is blood? 591 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,215 Tough to tell. 592 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,251 What are you... what are you doing? 593 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,153 Nothing. 594 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,324 You gonna try to push me into the portal-- 595 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,626 You just did it again! Okay. 596 00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:59,230 Um... Uh, no, I wouldn't. 597 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,071 What the fuck, man? 598 00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:10,107 Okay, okay. You're right, you're right. 599 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,575 Okay, listen, listen, listen. Fuck! 600 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:12,643 Uh, no, no, no. Okay. 601 00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:14,945 Can we just please go somewhere to talk? 602 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,113 Ed: Sure. Okay. 603 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,616 Just stop trying to push me into the portal to hell. 604 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:20,751 I wasn't. 605 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:25,590 Ed: Three people. Three. 606 00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:28,893 Or one of the members of the band, Hot Chelle Rae. 607 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,929 Oh. Who are you trying to save? 608 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:35,198 Just my neighbor with cancer and the whole planet. 609 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,299 Mr. Bobshank? 610 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,070 Dunn: You know Mr. Bobshank? Oh, yeah. 611 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,072 Yeah, he does laundry on Thursdays. 612 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,540 Thursdays? 613 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,208 Ed: He was, like, a big businessman 614 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,243 back in the day. 615 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,012 And he gave all his money to charity, and... 616 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,381 I don't know. He's the best. Dunn: He is the best. 617 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,351 So, makes sense. 618 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:57,021 But, you know... 619 00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,356 I don't know where I'm gonna find 620 00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,358 two more bad people to throw into the portal. 621 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,961 Everyone in Los Angeles has been so nice and genuine. 622 00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:09,032 Why don't you have them come to you? 623 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,002 What do you mean? Yeah. 624 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:14,672 Catch a predator. 625 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,676 Post some shit. See what monster turns up. 626 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,511 That's really smart. 627 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,946 Right? Like really smart. 628 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,015 Yeah. Yeah. 629 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,152 Hey. 630 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,656 "Why don't you take a seat right over here?" 631 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,824 [chuckles] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 632 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,861 Uh... "Oh, hey, how ya doin'? Uh, why don't you take a seat?" 633 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,429 "Um, hey, why don't you take a seat 634 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,498 right over here?" "Got you a stool right here." 635 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:43,033 "Take a seat." "Take a seat." 636 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,201 Dunn: "Just take a seat." 637 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,003 "Take a seat right over here." "Take a seat." 638 00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,004 "Take a seat, take a seat, take a seat." 639 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,373 Dude, that's such a good idea. 640 00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:51,509 [munches] 641 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:56,747 Dunn: "Why don't you take a seat?" 642 00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,052 You done? [motorcycle engine approaching] 643 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:10,861 [groans] Starving. [ominous music playing] 644 00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:15,900 Sup, bud? 645 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:18,703 You, uh... 646 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:21,772 you wanna buy some coke? 647 00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:28,779 Nope. [slurps] [chuckles] You cool? 648 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:32,917 I think so. 649 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:36,320 I think you're pretty cool too, so, uh... 650 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:42,193 here's my card in case you change your mind. 651 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:51,968 Hey, tell them you wanna have sex. 652 00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:53,236 Yeah. That's it-- Work. Well-- That's what. 653 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,571 Watch this. Yeah. 654 00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:55,805 [clears throat] 655 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:59,644 [keyboard clacking] "Bring... flowers." 656 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,615 "I'm... classy." [groans] 657 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,084 That's really good but really gross. 658 00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:09,152 [computer chimes] 659 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:12,155 Oh, looks like we got a little nibble. 660 00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:13,757 That fast? Who is it? 661 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,426 VadgeBadger69. Dunn: Vadge Badger. 662 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:18,062 [groans] Gross. Ed: Real sicko. 663 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,231 Sending our exact address. 664 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,602 [keyboard clacking] 665 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:28,673 [exhales, sighs] 666 00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:31,709 Okay. 667 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:34,444 [laundry machines rumbling] [crickets chirping] 668 00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:37,081 Hey, do you ever get, um, lonely? 669 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,920 No. Yeah. 670 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,289 I don't either. 671 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,629 You, um... [clears throat] 672 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,265 ...you like that girl? 673 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,135 Which girl? [chuckles] 674 00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:01,372 The girl with the hair. 675 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,975 And I think she does laundry on Tuesdays. 676 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:08,546 She seems kind of sad. 677 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,048 The woman from 2B? 678 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:15,119 Morgan. Morgan. 679 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,357 Why do you think she seems sad? 680 00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:23,994 [laundry machine opening] Ed: Oh, shit. 681 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,663 He's here. 682 00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:30,033 [indistinct chanting over portal] 683 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,037 Oh, shit. I think it's a woman. 684 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,607 Can confirm. It's a woman. 685 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,377 Vadge Badger makes a lot more sense now. 686 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,245 Yeah. 687 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:43,681 Are we, uh...? 688 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,250 I think so. No, I... I don't think so. 689 00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,219 I think we have to abort. What? Why? 690 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,855 Because it's a woman. We can't kill her. 691 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,224 Honestly, man, I think it's more sexist 692 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,893 if we don't shove her into the portal to hell. 693 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:57,895 I don't know. 694 00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:01,030 Would you kill a male pedophile? 695 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:02,766 Okay, right. Okay. 696 00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,067 If we kill a male pedo, 697 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,735 it's only fair we kill a female pedo. 698 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:08,271 Equality and stuff, you know? 699 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:11,642 Yeah, equality, right. She's gotta die. 700 00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:13,610 [door opening] [bell dinging] 701 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,713 Okay, I'm gonna get into position. 702 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,083 Okay. Don't forget to say it. 703 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:24,053 Oh, no. I'm... I'm not gonna say-- 704 00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:27,056 [voices chanting, groaning over portal] 705 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:30,226 [tense music playing] 706 00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,229 [electronic fizzing] 707 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:37,368 [slurps] 708 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:51,115 [music builds] 709 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,485 Who are you? Dunn: I'm Dunn. 710 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:58,756 Okay. What are you doing here, Dunn? 711 00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:02,592 Dunn: What are you doing here, VadgeBadger69? 712 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:03,494 What the fuck! 713 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,229 What... what the fuck is going on here? 714 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,665 And... and what is wrong with that dryer? 715 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,168 That's... that's not normal. Fuck. 716 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:15,239 Why don't you just take a seat? What? [gasps] 717 00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:21,111 [screams] [screams, grunts] 718 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,813 [indistinct chanting over portal] 719 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,349 [Daphne grunts] [grunts, pants] 720 00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,319 [both grunt] 721 00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:32,490 [pencil tapping] 722 00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:35,825 [tapping grows faster] 723 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:41,532 [muffled screaming, chanting] [Ed grunts, pants] 724 00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:49,339 [Daphne screams, muffled] [pants] 725 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,207 Yeah. 726 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,209 Up here. 727 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,547 Yeah. 728 00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:58,581 That was crazy. 729 00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:00,683 Um, I do need to apologize... [chuckles] 730 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:01,818 ...about earlier. 731 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,687 I hesitated, you know, and that's just... 732 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:08,157 Nobody dislikes sexism as much as I do, okay? 733 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:09,526 Just-- Don't worry about it. I just want you to-- 734 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,760 You know we all make mistakes. 735 00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:13,931 Okay. Good. Good. [breathes heavily] 736 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,901 What do we do now? 737 00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:22,406 [dramatic music playing] 738 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,262 Man. Yeah. 739 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,164 And then... and then, I said it. Shit. 740 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,732 I said, "You heard me, right?" You were like-- You were-- 741 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:50,934 "Is that why you went?" Oh, yeah, you were like... 742 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,735 [roars] And then I-- I was like... I was like, 743 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:53,736 "Would you take a seat?" "You take a seat." 744 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,738 And then you were like... "Whoosh!" 745 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,907 And then she went... Yeah! Boom! Right in there. 746 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,809 Oh, that was like-- That was so crazy! 747 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:02,346 Take it! Really crazy! [sighs] 748 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,183 You wanna grab a beer? Oh, no, man. 749 00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:11,187 'Cause I... because I feel like I should... 750 00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:12,822 'cause I feel like I should maybe go back in there, 751 00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:15,658 and... and just clean up the evidence, I think. 752 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:16,626 Are you sure? 753 00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:18,895 'Cause that one was really clean. 754 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,263 There's, like, nothing in there. Yeah. 755 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,531 It's pretty clean, but I feel like 756 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,533 just better be safe than sorry, you know what I mean? 757 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:25,636 Yeah, okay. Okay. Sure. 758 00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:28,439 That's fine. Anyway... Yeah. 759 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:30,774 [sighs] 760 00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:36,814 [Dunn sniffles, exhales] 761 00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:39,850 Whoo! 762 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,786 Chip on phone: No, no, no, man, I saw it, it was crazy! 763 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,991 Ed is really cool. Chip: Yeah, she's all right. 764 00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,294 Hey, you wanna talk to Daphne? 765 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:52,262 Who's Daphne? 766 00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:55,799 Chip: VadgeBadger69. [chuckles] Oh. No way, man. 767 00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:59,637 I'm not a big pedophile fan. Chip: No, she's not a pedophile. 768 00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:07,111 What... what'd you say? 769 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,846 Chip: I mean, she liked them young, for sure, 770 00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,681 but she never went the distance, you know? 771 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:13,516 Tonight would have been her first. 772 00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:16,987 [pensive music playing] 773 00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:21,692 But she would have done it? 774 00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:24,795 Chip: Well, probably, yeah. Or, uh... 775 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,996 or she would have looked that kid in the eye, 776 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:30,466 got the help she needed, and turned her life around, 777 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,635 then helped others to do the same! 778 00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:34,470 Saved countless kids! 779 00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,372 Some people need to go right up to the edge 780 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:37,674 before they can change. 781 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,643 Definitely would have done one of the two options. 782 00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:42,312 Telling you, 50/50. 783 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,850 [breathes heavily] Oh, Je... oh, Jesus. 784 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:49,886 Chip: Yeah, she probably would have done it, man. 785 00:44:49,887 --> 00:44:52,055 She definitely would have-- Don't you worry about it! 786 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,523 She's a total pedo! 787 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,325 Yeah. Chip: She's gross. 788 00:44:55,826 --> 00:44:57,493 Okay. Chip: Yeah. She's gross, right? 789 00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:59,462 Yeah. Chip: Yeah. 790 00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:00,763 Yeah, yeah. 791 00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:02,031 Chip: Yeah she would have. Yeah, yeah. 792 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,834 She would have done it. Chip: Yeah. 793 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:06,537 [exhales] 794 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,412 You still there? Chip: Yeah, I'm still here. 795 00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,918 Hey, Chip? Chip: Yeah. 796 00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:23,219 What do you want? 797 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,321 Chip: I want you to get a third soul! 798 00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,857 No, I mean, like... 799 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,360 I mean, I'm sure you've got portals 800 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:33,530 all over, right? But... 801 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:36,266 what do you want? 802 00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:41,871 Chip: What do you want, Dunn? To save Mr. Bobshank. 803 00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:43,941 Chip: No, no, no, I mean you. 804 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:49,113 Once Mr. Bobshank is saved, what do you actually want? 805 00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:04,995 [somber music playing] I lost someone. 806 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,631 Chip: I know. 807 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:11,535 Someone close. Chip: Yeah. 808 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:14,071 I never really... 809 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:16,272 [Bobshank, muffled] Hey! Shut the fuck up! 810 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,108 Sorry, Mr. Bobshank! Chip: Sorry, Mr. Bobshank. 811 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:20,376 Tell him I'm sorry. 812 00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,478 Yeah, I gotta go. Chip: Yeah, I gotta go too. 813 00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:23,446 Yeah, me, too. Chip: All right. 814 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,082 I'll talk to you. Yeah. Later. 815 00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:33,323 [Bobshank hums] Hey. 816 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:37,460 [breathes heavily] You all right, kid? 817 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:38,629 Yeah. It's-- 818 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:41,597 [clears throat] Sorry, I was just thinking about 819 00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:42,633 my dead brother. 820 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:44,568 Oh. 821 00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:47,403 Well... No, it's... 822 00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:48,338 Fuck. 823 00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,139 It's fine. We-- 824 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,474 I shouldn't have brought that up. 825 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,409 No, um... [sniffles] 826 00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:55,412 Uh, you just came out with it, huh? 827 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,514 We don't have to talk about it. It's... 828 00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:00,951 [grunts] It... it's just, uh... 829 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,487 I'm sorry. I'm so-- [sobs] It's... it's 8:00 a.m.? 830 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,522 You're right, I'm sorry. 831 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:10,126 He killed himself. Jesus Christ. 832 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:11,160 Yeah, sorry. 833 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,630 [breathes deeply] Listen... 834 00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:16,200 do you think he's in hell? 835 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,535 I mean, um... 836 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:23,606 Good people make bad decisions, you know? 837 00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:24,708 [sighs] That's not... 838 00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:29,780 Look, I... I... I know what you think, but... 839 00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:32,182 morality is... 840 00:47:33,217 --> 00:47:34,251 just a push. 841 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,520 What does that even mean? [chuckles] 842 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:40,057 It-- [grunts] Look. [groans] 843 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,895 You take a farmboy who's never hurt a fly... 844 00:47:45,929 --> 00:47:48,197 put him through basic, put a rifle in his hand. 845 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:51,067 Tell him that the Vietcong will destroy 846 00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:52,803 everyone he's ever loved. 847 00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:57,074 He's a killer... 848 00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,643 and a good guy. 849 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:04,715 You... 850 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,751 put a good person... 851 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,254 in a bad situation... 852 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,959 all it takes is the slightest push. 853 00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:20,030 Were you in Vietnam? 854 00:48:24,368 --> 00:48:26,235 Is there something you wanna ask me, son? 855 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,104 No. 856 00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:30,539 Yes. What did you do that was so bad-- 857 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:32,075 What did I tell you? 858 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:36,747 Remember what I told you. [ominous music playing] 859 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:41,318 "All farmboys are killers." Not what I said. 860 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:42,953 No, not that. 861 00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:46,123 Dunn: All farmboys are killers. 862 00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:50,760 Dunn, prelap: Ed, he's bad. He's bad. 863 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,864 Yeah, speaking of bad guys, check it. 864 00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:56,065 [Dunn shouting over recording] 865 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,467 I'm a good person, okay? 866 00:48:58,468 --> 00:49:01,104 Ed: Yeah, but you a bad man. You know what I mean? 867 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,773 I don't know what you mean. Never do. 868 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,174 You got, like, a dragon deep down 869 00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:06,810 that weird little dungeon of yours. 870 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,013 Why don't you play your murder video, huh? 871 00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,749 Boot it up! Hey. 872 00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,919 God. All right. Fine. What did he do? 873 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,289 He sells cocaine. 874 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:22,726 That's basically a public service. 875 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,462 He cheats on his girlfriend. She's amazing. 876 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:29,498 I mean, who doesn't? 877 00:49:29,499 --> 00:49:31,500 Also, how do you even know they're dating? 878 00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:34,570 He spends the night. He spends the night a lot. 879 00:49:34,571 --> 00:49:35,972 Ed: It doesn't mean they're dating. 880 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,673 I spend the night with tons of women. 881 00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:38,941 Dunn: Really? Yeah. 882 00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:40,010 How many? 883 00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,845 Tons. Dunn: Mm-hmm. 884 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:44,815 What the f-- I don't... I don't know. 885 00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:46,583 [Dunn shouting over recording] 886 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:53,857 He's a pedophile. 887 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:57,394 What? Really? Dunn: A hundred percent. 888 00:49:57,961 --> 00:49:59,863 How do you know? Cause... 889 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,164 I saw him cheating on his girlfriend 890 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:03,133 with a little boy. 891 00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:09,039 Oh, that's fucking awful. Dunn: It's terrible. 892 00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:16,812 Um... Okay, fine, yeah. Yes! 893 00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:18,848 Ed: I'll... I'll leave the mat open. 894 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,217 Oh, you're... you're not gonna help me? 895 00:50:21,218 --> 00:50:23,986 I'm kind of wiped out on throwing people 896 00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:25,655 through the portal. [sniffles] 897 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:30,994 Okay. 898 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,998 [printer whirring] [sharpener whirring] 899 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:40,169 Dunn: Yo. [clears throat] Yo, it's Dunn. 900 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,072 Yeah, I live up, uh... 901 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,408 right up there by your girlfriend. 902 00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,711 Yeah, I see her every day. 903 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:53,716 Uh... and-- Well, what's up, man? 904 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,285 Sup, Rip? Is that-- Am I saying that right? Rip. 905 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:57,920 R.I.P-- Why don't you rip over here, 906 00:50:57,921 --> 00:50:59,889 and sell me some drugs, motherfucker? 907 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:03,192 Hell yeah. Yeah, of course I do drugs. 908 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:05,461 Of course I... of course I do drugs... 909 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:09,832 do drugs... do drugs. Of course I do drugs. 910 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:12,201 I probably sent more shit up my ass 911 00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:13,670 than you've ever seen, man. 912 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,472 [ominous music playing] Hey, Rip. 913 00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,774 Rip on phone: Who's this? Is this... is this Rip? 914 00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:20,376 [Rip munches] Who's asking? 915 00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:22,878 Oh, hey, uh, how are you doing? This-- 916 00:51:22,879 --> 00:51:24,915 Rip: Wow. Your voice is really clear. 917 00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:28,952 What, uh... what are you using? 918 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:32,388 Oh, yeah, it's, um... it's the A1000. 919 00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,056 Rip: A1000. I just-- Yeah. 920 00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,891 Rip: Okay, hold on, let me write that down. 921 00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,460 How are they? They're the best. 922 00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:38,695 Rip: Yeah? Yeah. 923 00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,164 Rip: Wait, who is this? Oh, this is Dunn. 924 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,600 Rip: Dunn who? Just Dunn. 925 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,736 Uh, I live in your girlfriend's apartment building, you know, 926 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,039 and then, uh, we... we met 927 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,141 at the... at the... at the burger spot. 928 00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:53,142 Uh, you gave me 929 00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:54,944 your drug dealer card, and... Rip: Oh, I did. 930 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,612 Yeah, I remember you. Yeah. Yep. 931 00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:57,780 Rip: You're the one who kind of, um... 932 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,448 Yep. I'm-- Yep. That's me. Rip: The Sideler. 933 00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,886 Um, okay, yeah. I'd like to buy some drugs. 934 00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:06,790 [Rip munches] Came to the right guy. 935 00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:10,827 What do you want? Yeah, sure. 936 00:52:12,095 --> 00:52:13,095 Just... 937 00:52:13,096 --> 00:52:15,631 Rip: So, do you want, like... Just the drugs. 938 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,899 ...a little bit of everything? Yeah-- 939 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,068 A bit of everything. Exactly right. 940 00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:20,369 That's what I need, uh, from you. 941 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:22,171 Rip: Okay, hold on, let me, uh... 942 00:52:22,172 --> 00:52:23,973 Is that okay? Rip: Let me-- Yeah. 943 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,808 Of course it's all right. Times are fucking tough. 944 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,076 Okay, perfect, yeah. 945 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,112 And then can... can you... can you meet me 946 00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,780 at the, uh... at the laundromat 947 00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:33,949 down the street from the apartment building? 948 00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:37,487 For the drugs? Rip: Laundromat? Fuck. 949 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:39,523 What's wrong with your place? 950 00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:42,525 Oh, what's wrong with my place? 951 00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:44,693 My place is, uh... You know what, man? 952 00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:47,196 There's cameras. They're fucking everywhere, man. 953 00:52:47,197 --> 00:52:48,364 And, uh... Rip: Oh, yeah? 954 00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:49,832 ...we wouldn't want that, you know, 955 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,300 if we're doing this kind of stuff. 956 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:54,370 Rip: Oh, that's a good call. Um, fuck it. 957 00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:55,671 Yeah, I'll be there in, like, an hour. 958 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:59,008 [exhales] Yeah, perfect. Yeah, absolutely. 959 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,244 Uh, I'll see you there. Be careful. 960 00:53:02,379 --> 00:53:04,580 [headphones clattering] [pencil tapping] 961 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:07,117 [tense music playing] 962 00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:10,119 What up, buddy? Dunn: Hey. 963 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,222 [Rip chuckles] Oh, would you look at that? 964 00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:15,192 It's drug o'clock. Hey. Perfect. 965 00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:20,129 Is that a portal to hell? I'm so sorry. 966 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,865 How did you know I was a Satanist? 967 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:26,436 Is that why you brought me here? Huh? Be honest. 968 00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:29,906 Jacket gave me away, huh? 969 00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:33,710 Yep. 970 00:53:35,245 --> 00:53:40,816 Oh, God. [laughs] Oh, my God, this is amazing! 971 00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:43,386 This is amazing! How long has it been here? 972 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,889 I don't know... I don't know. We should... 973 00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:48,691 uh, we should... we should go. What? No way. 974 00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:51,393 Yeah. Yeah, no, you could... you could get hurt. 975 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,829 Look, I ride a motorcycle, bro. It's so cool. 976 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:56,633 And I don't wear a helmet. Why do you carry a helmet then? 977 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,467 So, people know I ride a motorcycle 978 00:53:58,468 --> 00:53:59,736 even when I'm not on it. 979 00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:02,238 Okay. 980 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,272 I'm not afraid of a little danger. 981 00:54:03,273 --> 00:54:04,440 Hey, wait, wait, wait, you don't understand. 982 00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:05,407 Yeah, I understand fine. 983 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:07,110 No, no, no, I was gonna push you in! 984 00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:14,217 I brought you here to push you in. 985 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,021 Okay. 986 00:54:18,788 --> 00:54:21,591 Buddy, I'm going in whether you push me in or not. 987 00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,660 What do you mean? You have the perfect life. 988 00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:29,499 [exhales, clears throat, chuckles] 989 00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:32,969 I hate my life, man. 990 00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:35,639 What do I have to live for? 991 00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,741 I'm just a coke dealer. 992 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:40,977 What about Morgan? 2B? 993 00:54:41,911 --> 00:54:42,946 She's whatever. 994 00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:47,584 I see the way you look at her. 995 00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:51,054 You can have her. 996 00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:54,456 Hmm, I just feel like she should be involved 997 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:55,492 in that decision. 998 00:54:57,694 --> 00:55:00,162 [both chuckle] 999 00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,164 Rip: God. Man! It's fine. I-- 1000 00:55:02,165 --> 00:55:04,166 Rip: Oh, I'm such a dick. No you're not. 1001 00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:06,835 No, I am, I am, I am, I am. No. No, you're not. 1002 00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:10,073 It was just a mistake. [pensive music playing] 1003 00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:13,543 Every day here is pain. 1004 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:18,682 Maybe it will be different in there. 1005 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:26,923 Uh... that's hell, so... This... 1006 00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,027 this is hell. 1007 00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:34,864 [breathes deeply] 1008 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,551 [chuckles] 1009 00:55:56,886 --> 00:55:58,121 [Rip chuckles] 1010 00:55:59,556 --> 00:56:00,657 [Dunn groans] 1011 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:05,961 [coughs] Rip: I'm sorry. 1012 00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,863 But I'm not a good guy. [Dunn coughing] No. 1013 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:09,732 [voices screaming, howling over portal] 1014 00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:11,134 I haven't been for quite some time. 1015 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:15,204 Dunn: No, no. No, no, no, please. 1016 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,705 Oh, please don't. 1017 00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:20,242 [indistinct chanting over portal] 1018 00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:23,146 Take care of her for me, yeah? [motorcycle keys jingling] 1019 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,714 [fire sizzling] 1020 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:28,984 [breathes heavily] Oh, he's talking about his bike. 1021 00:56:28,985 --> 00:56:30,386 [breathes deeply] 1022 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:35,091 [pensive music builds] 1023 00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:51,206 Automated voice on voicemail: You have two saved messages. 1024 00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:52,409 Message two. 1025 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:55,077 Kevin on voicemail: Hey, man, I, uh... I... I think 1026 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:56,912 I'm gonna book a flight for next week. 1027 00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,447 I, uh... I checked out, you know, 1028 00:56:58,448 --> 00:57:01,450 a couple airlines, but, um, it should be fine. 1029 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:04,486 Oh, I also... I also, uh, checked out 1030 00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:05,921 a few of those neon signs, 1031 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:08,090 and, uh, they're looking, like, a 100 bucks on Amazon, 1032 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:09,958 so, we can get whatever we want. 1033 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:13,262 You know, kitchen, beer, Kevin's room, Dunn's room. 1034 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,499 Yeah, whatever. So, um... 1035 00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:19,669 Yeah, I'm, uh... I'm sure... 1036 00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,205 that the new job has... has been crazy. 1037 00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:25,073 You know, you're... you're doing great. 1038 00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:26,376 Yeah. I'm proud of you. 1039 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,978 I can't wait to be there, man, L.A.! 1040 00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:33,116 It's gonna be... it's gonna be good to see you. 1041 00:57:33,683 --> 00:57:37,787 You know, I, uh... I love you. I'll... I'll talk to you soon. 1042 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:41,991 Okay, bye. [birds chirping] 1043 00:57:43,326 --> 00:57:46,629 [cell phone vibrates] 1044 00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:59,242 [somber music playing] 1045 00:58:04,414 --> 00:58:09,719 [cell phone vibrating] 1046 00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:23,700 [cell phone vibrating] 1047 00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:30,106 [water splashing] 1048 00:58:30,907 --> 00:58:33,475 Bobshank, prelap: Hey, Dunn, how's it hangin'? 1049 00:58:33,476 --> 00:58:36,912 You're looking good. Oh! Feel good. 1050 00:58:36,913 --> 00:58:38,881 [pants] 1051 00:58:38,882 --> 00:58:40,282 The doctor gave me this new pill. 1052 00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:42,385 New pill? [grunts] And I feel... 1053 00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:45,053 Fuck, man, I feel 20 years younger. 1054 00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:46,289 [grunts] That's great. 1055 00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:48,658 You look great. 1056 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:17,053 [breathes deeply] 1057 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:31,166 [dial tone ringing] 1058 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,401 Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello. 1059 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,036 Hey, Ms. Gregory, it's Dunn again. 1060 00:59:34,037 --> 00:59:36,171 I'm following up on your debt 1061 00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,640 you owe to Macklin Medical. Ms. Gregory: For fuck's sake. 1062 00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:40,208 I blocked your number. 1063 00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:42,244 Yeah, well, blocking my number doesn't change the fact 1064 00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:45,714 that you still owe 667-- Ms. Gregory: I don't have it. 1065 00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,217 I... I'm sorry, I... 1066 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:52,388 I... I just-- I don't have the money. 1067 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:58,594 I didn't do anything wrong. [sighs] I... I got sick. 1068 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,563 Uh, you know, I... I... I mean, maybe you don't know, but-- 1069 01:00:01,564 --> 01:00:02,698 I mean, I fell behind 1070 01:00:02,699 --> 01:00:04,566 'cause, like, you know, I had to go to hospital, 1071 01:00:04,567 --> 01:00:06,736 and those are bills. Are you a good person? 1072 01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:09,672 Ms. Gregory: Shit, I hope so. 1073 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,608 I... I mean, I definitely try to be, 1074 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,144 you... you know? Right. [breathes deeply] 1075 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,780 Ms. Gregory: Are you still there? 1076 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:20,016 [sighs] 1077 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,486 I'll take care of it. 1078 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,088 Ms. Gregory: It's $700. 1079 01:00:26,089 --> 01:00:27,756 Yeah, I know. Don't worry about it. 1080 01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,691 Ms. Gregory: Really? Are you sure? 1081 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:30,593 Yeah. 1082 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,096 Ms. Gregory: Thank you, thank you. 1083 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,631 Thank you so much, Dunn. Um... 1084 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:36,598 Man on phone: What's going on? 1085 01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:37,766 Listen, I really hope you feel better. 1086 01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:39,401 Ms. Gregory: I don't know, he says he's gonna pay it. 1087 01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:41,236 Man: Why's he doing that? Ms. Gregory: I don't know. 1088 01:00:41,237 --> 01:00:47,510 [somber music playing] [motorcycle engine rumbling] 1089 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,691 Dunn, prelap: I got you. Mr. G on phone: Is this a joke? 1090 01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:05,127 [printer whirring] [sharpener whirring] 1091 01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:07,830 Mr. G, if this is a joke, it sure as shrimp ain't funny. 1092 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,832 Rip on voicemail: This is Rip. 1093 01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:12,834 Hey, uh, where've you been? I-- [Rip exhales] Voicemail. 1094 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:15,837 Got ya! [laughs] I'm probably riding my bike. 1095 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:17,639 Leave a message or whatever. [line cuts off] 1096 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,541 Dunn: No, Mr. Donaldson, if you could pay me back... 1097 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,043 [chuckles] ...we wouldn't be here in the first place. 1098 01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:22,144 Mr. Donaldson on phone: I'm really sorry 1099 01:01:22,145 --> 01:01:24,746 I told you to go on a re-fuck-ment plan. 1100 01:01:24,747 --> 01:01:28,750 No, that was funny. I didn't go on one though. 1101 01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,219 Mr. Donaldson: Yeah, they... they don't exist. 1102 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:32,187 I know. 1103 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,488 Police officer on phone: So, we are filing 1104 01:01:33,489 --> 01:01:36,324 a missing persons report for your boyfriend? 1105 01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:37,994 Yeah, I mean... 1106 01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:41,063 we, uh, hadn't had that talk yet, 1107 01:01:41,064 --> 01:01:42,165 but, um... 1108 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,469 he spent the night a lot. [grunts] 1109 01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:53,676 [laundry machines whirring] 1110 01:01:55,211 --> 01:02:00,249 [ominous music playing] 1111 01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:05,654 [camera shutter clicking] It's still here? 1112 01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:07,656 Ed: Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1113 01:02:07,657 --> 01:02:10,693 I said one, right? One. Come on. 1114 01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:13,496 Yeah, portal's still here. 1115 01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:17,766 Quietly, confidently doing portal shit. 1116 01:02:17,767 --> 01:02:18,935 Dunn: I got three. 1117 01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,437 Ed: What's that now? I got to three. 1118 01:02:22,105 --> 01:02:23,139 Sorry. 1119 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,543 All right, look, man, why don't you, um... 1120 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,911 Yeah, why don't... why don't you just give me 1121 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,113 your number, all right? 1122 01:02:31,114 --> 01:02:33,048 And then I'll just text you if anything changes. 1123 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:34,150 Lost my phone. 1124 01:02:36,986 --> 01:02:41,524 [tense music playing] 1125 01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:56,705 [grunts, pants] 1126 01:02:56,706 --> 01:02:58,173 [strains] 1127 01:02:58,174 --> 01:03:00,476 [laundry machines whirring] 1128 01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:02,945 Still here. 1129 01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:09,385 [sniffles] 1130 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:16,826 Beer. 1131 01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:19,462 Beer. Two beers. 1132 01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:22,765 Two beers-- Three beers! Three, three. 1133 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:25,101 Three beers, please. 1134 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:27,303 Thank you, my friend. 1135 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:37,646 [exhales] Hey, yeah, buddy, how are you? 1136 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,348 Good, thanks. Good, good. 1137 01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:43,619 Hey. 1138 01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:45,488 Hey. 1139 01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,424 It's me. You got me. 1140 01:03:51,694 --> 01:03:54,664 Listen, man, the last guy that found me... 1141 01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:58,768 didn't work out for him. [gulps] You mean Davey? 1142 01:04:01,337 --> 01:04:03,772 Chip? Ta-da! 1143 01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:07,509 What are you doing here? I had to make a possession. 1144 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,679 I thought I'd fuck two rats with one stick. 1145 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:11,514 What? 1146 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:14,784 You don't have that expression here? 1147 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:18,220 No. What's with the suit? 1148 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:20,890 It's funny. [chuckles] 1149 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,827 Hey, you wanna go in the bathroom and fuck? 1150 01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:26,828 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1151 01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:29,030 No, I don't wanna fuck. Why? 1152 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,734 Dunn: Because! Oh, come on, it'll be fun. 1153 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,736 Dunn: No. No! 1154 01:04:34,737 --> 01:04:36,571 Yeah, no. Abso-- No! 1155 01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:39,007 I don't wanna fuck a guy in a-- Are you out of your mind? 1156 01:04:39,008 --> 01:04:41,544 All right, it was just a test. You passed. 1157 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:44,847 [sighs] Fuck. 1158 01:04:48,517 --> 01:04:49,552 [sighs] 1159 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:52,722 Why are you here? 1160 01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:56,492 Well, I tried calling you, 1161 01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:59,128 but it just went straight to voicemail. 1162 01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:02,098 Threw my phone in a river. 1163 01:05:02,932 --> 01:05:05,701 Well, that's the rational thing to do, I suppose. 1164 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:09,438 Listen, man, you got your three... 1165 01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:11,773 and I'm really sorry 1166 01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:13,508 none of them were in Hot Chelle Rae, but-- 1167 01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:15,578 Yeah, well, I think we're all sorry about that. 1168 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,051 It didn't take. 1169 01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:25,587 What does that mean, "It didn't take"? 1170 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:28,890 Wasn't enough, I guess. Dunn: You guess? 1171 01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,792 We had a deal, man. Chip: No, we didn't. 1172 01:05:30,793 --> 01:05:31,694 Yes, we did. 1173 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:35,897 No, no, no, you said, "I don't want to make a deal." 1174 01:05:35,898 --> 01:05:37,166 [sighs] 1175 01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:39,534 I said I didn't wanna make a deal, 1176 01:05:39,535 --> 01:05:41,236 but I didn't want Mr. Bobshank to die. 1177 01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:43,738 Did you sign anything in blood, huh? 1178 01:05:43,739 --> 01:05:47,476 That's a Faustian bargain. We didn't even shake hands. 1179 01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:51,314 No, I didn't. Chip: No. 1180 01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:53,950 You didn't. 1181 01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:58,354 Listen, I know how hard you worked... 1182 01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:01,122 killing those three people in cold blood. 1183 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,757 Chip, you gotta stop saying that. 1184 01:06:02,758 --> 01:06:05,827 I didn't kill anyone. So you say. 1185 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:08,330 Come on, buddy, can't you do anything? 1186 01:06:08,331 --> 01:06:11,200 I don't have that kind of power. What, are you fucked? 1187 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:14,102 Look, I'm not my own boss like you. 1188 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,838 I wish. Can't you go to... 1189 01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:17,439 Lucy? Yeah. 1190 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,608 [scoffs] No. He doesn't make decisions. 1191 01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:23,512 What about God? God's an asshole. 1192 01:06:26,215 --> 01:06:28,216 I don't wanna give you too big a peek 1193 01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:29,518 behind the curtain, 1194 01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:33,489 but God and the devil, they don't choose. 1195 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,960 Then who does? Chip: You do. 1196 01:06:38,794 --> 01:06:41,963 You pick where you go. Well, yeah, sure. 1197 01:06:41,964 --> 01:06:43,798 If we're good or bad, with our actions, we choose-- 1198 01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:47,336 No, not with your actions, with how you weigh your actions. 1199 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,372 And Bobshank, well... 1200 01:06:50,806 --> 01:06:53,376 he weighed his sins pretty heavily. 1201 01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:58,180 He just needs to forgive himself. 1202 01:06:58,781 --> 01:07:00,081 Chip: Pretty much. 1203 01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:02,251 I thought he would weigh two souls. 1204 01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,954 Two souls, three at the most. 1205 01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:08,623 Okay, three and a half. Three and a ginger. 1206 01:07:08,624 --> 01:07:11,861 Three and a twin. Like this guy. 1207 01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:15,563 How many beers do you think it would take 1208 01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:18,366 for this guy to get drunk? 1209 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:21,637 Two, three, five, ten? 1210 01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:24,239 There's only one way to find out. 1211 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,674 That's to start drinking. 1212 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:27,743 [slurps] 1213 01:07:32,581 --> 01:07:36,585 [gulps, exhales] Two. 1214 01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:41,457 It takes two. The point is... 1215 01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,361 there are a lot of pricks up in heaven. 1216 01:07:46,996 --> 01:07:48,030 Dicks who... 1217 01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:51,567 never looked at themselves in the mirror. 1218 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,003 But hell? 1219 01:07:55,371 --> 01:07:57,773 There's a lot of good guys in hell. 1220 01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,443 They made mistakes... 1221 01:08:01,544 --> 01:08:03,012 and they owned up to them. 1222 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:08,084 And like they say, "The road to, uh... 1223 01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:11,620 you know, is paved with good intentions." 1224 01:08:12,154 --> 01:08:14,123 But don't beat yourself up about this. 1225 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,058 You tried. 1226 01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,929 You tried. That's more than most people can say. 1227 01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:23,899 So, that's it? Chip: Yeah. 1228 01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:28,403 Unless you wanna kill a fourth. [laughs] 1229 01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:31,406 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That would be bananas. 1230 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:33,509 That would be... that would be stupid... 1231 01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,112 finishing what you started. 1232 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,583 Hey, you sure you don't wanna fuck this guy in the bathroom? 1233 01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:43,184 I'm sure I don't wanna fuck-- It'll be fun. 1234 01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:45,521 No. All right. 1235 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:51,459 I'm out of here. You call me, okay? 1236 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:52,895 Don't be a stranger. 1237 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,331 I'm always around. 1238 01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:06,341 [knocking on door, prelap] 1239 01:09:06,342 --> 01:09:08,444 [crickets chirping] 1240 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,081 [Bobshank, muffled] What? Jesus Christ. 1241 01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:14,617 [breathes deeply] 1242 01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,219 Bobshank: What is... what is... what is it? 1243 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,488 Hey, Mr. Bobshank. 1244 01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:21,689 [breathes deeply] 1245 01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:24,192 You're looking really healthy. [chuckles] Um... 1246 01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,528 Bobshank: You wanna come in? 1247 01:09:26,395 --> 01:09:27,997 Yeah. Thanks. 1248 01:09:28,864 --> 01:09:29,798 [exhales] 1249 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:36,105 [breathes deeply] What is it? What did you do? 1250 01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:39,708 Bobshank: What did I do? Yeah. 1251 01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:42,377 You did something. 1252 01:09:42,378 --> 01:09:44,546 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1253 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:48,350 Dunn: You hurt someone once. [pensive music playing] 1254 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,558 How do you know about that? I don't, not really. I just... 1255 01:09:57,726 --> 01:09:59,028 I just know it happened. 1256 01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:04,533 [breathes heavily] What do you want? 1257 01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:06,669 Money? 1258 01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:08,671 No. 1259 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:13,275 I want you to forgive yourself. You-- 1260 01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:17,079 What a fucking unusual thing to say. 1261 01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:18,847 Dunn: Just... 1262 01:10:20,149 --> 01:10:22,051 Please, just do it. 1263 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,086 I can't. 1264 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,389 I used to live with this burden, uh... 1265 01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:29,692 guilt. 1266 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:35,030 I'd think about it all day. All day I'd think about it. 1267 01:10:35,531 --> 01:10:37,398 These past few weeks, not so much. 1268 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:38,733 [breathes deeply] 1269 01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,636 But it's still there, still with me. 1270 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:46,242 In the back of my mind, this... this little voice. 1271 01:10:46,842 --> 01:10:49,445 That's great. You know, just... 1272 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,081 get rid of it. 1273 01:10:53,949 --> 01:10:57,452 No, I won't. [breathes heavily] 1274 01:10:57,453 --> 01:10:59,288 I wouldn't be the same without it... 1275 01:11:00,789 --> 01:11:04,193 without the little... the little voice. 1276 01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,730 But it's smaller? 1277 01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:11,567 Bobshank: Smaller isn't gone. 1278 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,603 But it's close, man. 1279 01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:18,907 Close to what? 1280 01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:24,146 You think one more might help? 1281 01:11:27,349 --> 01:11:29,318 Bobshank: What? Nothing, um... 1282 01:11:30,986 --> 01:11:34,322 Uh, the place looks nice. Uh... [clears throat] 1283 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:35,690 Bobshank: What... what are you doing? 1284 01:11:35,691 --> 01:11:36,925 Bye, Mr. Bobshank. 1285 01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:38,627 Thanks. What? 1286 01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,663 [echoes] What are you gonna do? 1287 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,936 [groans] I need your help. 1288 01:11:48,904 --> 01:11:50,172 [sighs] 1289 01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:52,908 Yeah, I'm leaving. 1290 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,611 [breathes heavily] Bobshank needs one more. 1291 01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,314 [Ed sighs] I just-- I... 1292 01:12:03,085 --> 01:12:04,253 I live here. 1293 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:08,023 Me too. No. 1294 01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:11,126 Like, in the mat. I live here. 1295 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:14,096 Yeah. 1296 01:12:15,464 --> 01:12:18,801 Yeah. Owners don't know. It's cool. 1297 01:12:19,802 --> 01:12:20,736 Not really. 1298 01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:27,108 You know, I'm around this thing all the time, 1299 01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:28,377 and I just think... 1300 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,946 that I know the longer we're around it, 1301 01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:33,515 the more we belong in it. 1302 01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,386 I don't understand. [groans] 1303 01:12:38,487 --> 01:12:40,855 What if the portal didn't come here for Bobshank? 1304 01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:43,524 Hmm? What if it came here for us? 1305 01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:44,727 Dunn: No, we're good. 1306 01:12:45,728 --> 01:12:47,295 We're the good guys. Are we? 1307 01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:48,163 Dunn: Yeah. 1308 01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:52,167 'Cause I pushed that girl in. [somber music playing] 1309 01:12:53,135 --> 01:12:54,002 And for what? 1310 01:12:54,336 --> 01:12:56,137 'Cause she said something I didn't like on the internet? 1311 01:12:56,138 --> 01:12:59,141 And now, I just go around pretending like she's... 1312 01:12:59,742 --> 01:13:01,843 she just doesn't exist. 1313 01:13:01,844 --> 01:13:03,678 And I can't... I can't... I can't... 1314 01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,147 I can't keep pretending, man. 1315 01:13:05,981 --> 01:13:07,582 Just give me till tomorrow. [Ed exhales] 1316 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:11,587 Tomorrow, I will be as far away from that thing as possible. 1317 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,555 And you should be too. 1318 01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:18,560 I can't. 1319 01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:22,398 I can't let him down. 1320 01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,100 I know. 1321 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,004 Leave. 1322 01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:34,243 [door opening] 1323 01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:36,245 [door closing] 1324 01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:43,452 [motorcycle engine revving] 1325 01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:47,189 Store clerk: Hey. Hey. 1326 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,663 Need help with something? 1327 01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:58,567 Uh, yeah. Uh, do you have, uh, duct tape? 1328 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:02,104 And then, like, uh, zip ties, you know? 1329 01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:04,807 And then, like, a blindfold-- Um... 1330 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,975 A burlap sack, actually, is what I need, 1331 01:14:07,976 --> 01:14:09,677 like a... just to... to put stuff in. 1332 01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:11,212 I don't know, just normal stuff. 1333 01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:12,680 Like, everyday... everyday st... everyday stuff 1334 01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:15,851 that you put in, like, a bag. Just sack stuff. 1335 01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:18,920 But it's gotta be, like, a dark color. 1336 01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:21,389 Or it doesn't-- You just can't see, uh... 1337 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:23,424 I don't want people to see the stuff in my bag. 1338 01:14:23,425 --> 01:14:24,392 That's-- Yeah. 1339 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:25,393 I don't want people to see the stuff 1340 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:26,261 that's in the bag. 1341 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,296 Like, i-- i-- if I was carrying this stuff around, 1342 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,298 the stuff I'm gonna buy, I wouldn't want people to see. 1343 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:32,099 Not for any reason, like, other than-- 1344 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,803 It's just gotta be-- Can't see through it. 1345 01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:38,307 Aisle six. 1346 01:14:40,275 --> 01:14:42,711 All that stuff is on aisle six? Store clerk: Mm-hmm. 1347 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:47,115 Thank you. Store clerk: Mm-hmm. 1348 01:14:49,017 --> 01:14:51,153 Dunn: Oh, hey, um... [chuckles] It's... 1349 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,156 Chloroform? 1350 01:14:54,823 --> 01:14:58,894 [pensive music playing] 1351 01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:15,110 [pencil tapping] 1352 01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:22,717 [tapping grows faster] 1353 01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:24,485 [indistinct chatter] [upbeat music overlapping] 1354 01:15:24,486 --> 01:15:25,354 [Ryan kisses] 1355 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,524 [scoffs] Fuck. [cups clattering] 1356 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,195 Cups, cups, cups, and more fucking cups. 1357 01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:35,697 [door slams shut] 1358 01:15:36,565 --> 01:15:38,901 And coaster-less drinks. Fantastic. 1359 01:15:51,346 --> 01:15:56,018 [pencil tapping] 1360 01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:01,722 Dovin: Yo, dude. What's up? [Ryan gasps] Fuck! 1361 01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,224 Dovin: I've been looking for you, man. 1362 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:04,926 Ryan: What's up, buddy? Dovin: Where you been? 1363 01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:07,495 [Ryan grunts] Just making a drink. 1364 01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:09,864 Dovin: All right, Mr. Alchemist, come on out when you're done. 1365 01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:11,867 Everyone's waiting on you. I'm coming, I'm coming. 1366 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:14,603 Dovin: Guys, he's coming out. 1367 01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,737 He's gonna be out here in a second. 1368 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:19,040 He has no idea I'm gonna ask him to play. 1369 01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,775 Hey, hey, hey. Ryan: Bro. 1370 01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:22,343 Come on. No. Come on, come on. Bro? 1371 01:16:22,344 --> 01:16:23,377 Bro. Ryan: Come on, it's a vibe. 1372 01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:25,613 Yeah, and there's nothing vibey-er than my guy 1373 01:16:25,614 --> 01:16:29,717 laying his heart in his music. Come on, man. 1374 01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:30,985 I don't have a pick. It'll be great. 1375 01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:34,088 Well, if you don't have a pick, that sounds like an excuse. 1376 01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:37,459 So, pick another one. [Ryan chuckles] I hate you. 1377 01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,093 I love you! 1378 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,897 Guys, he's gonna play! He's gonna play, okay? 1379 01:16:42,798 --> 01:16:43,732 [Ryan sniffles] 1380 01:16:44,733 --> 01:16:45,934 All right, um... 1381 01:16:46,969 --> 01:16:49,737 this is... this is... a fan favorite. 1382 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,138 It's a fan favorite. 1383 01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:55,277 [gentle guitar playing] 1384 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,550 Hey, man. [clears throat] 1385 01:17:02,985 --> 01:17:05,019 I thought you were gonna play 'Tonight, Tonight'? 1386 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:06,554 Listen, you know I'm not gonna do that. 1387 01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:07,488 You know I'm not gonna do that. 1388 01:17:07,489 --> 01:17:09,090 And you know that I'm gonna continue 1389 01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:10,925 to ask you to do it until you do, 1390 01:17:10,926 --> 01:17:12,827 because it's my birthday tonight, 1391 01:17:12,828 --> 01:17:14,228 tonight is the night of my birthday. 1392 01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:15,162 Your party you threw for yourself? 1393 01:17:15,163 --> 01:17:16,297 I haven't been laid-- Yes! 1394 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:18,099 And everyone showed up! It's great. Look! 1395 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:19,567 Even the girl that-- I haven't been laid. 1396 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:21,602 I don't wanna play the fucking song, man! 1397 01:17:21,603 --> 01:17:23,338 God. I mean, fuck. 1398 01:17:24,406 --> 01:17:25,273 Okay. 1399 01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:31,012 Ryan: All right, all right. 1400 01:17:31,013 --> 01:17:32,947 I'll play it. He's gonna play it! 1401 01:17:32,948 --> 01:17:34,015 Hey, everybody. 1402 01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:36,251 Uno, dos, tres! Crowd: Uno, dos, tres! 1403 01:17:37,285 --> 01:17:38,786 [sighs] Maybe he didn't hear it. 1404 01:17:38,787 --> 01:17:41,288 Uno, dos, tres! Crowd: Uno, dos, tres! 1405 01:17:41,289 --> 01:17:43,791 [sings] ♪ It's been a really Really messed up week ♪ 1406 01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,494 ♪ Seven days of torture Seven days of bitter ♪ 1407 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,995 ♪ And my girlfriend went And cheated on me ♪ 1408 01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:49,030 Dovin: Fuck her, man. 1409 01:17:49,031 --> 01:17:50,064 ♪ She's a California-- ♪ [doorbell ringing] 1410 01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:51,499 Thank fucking God. Dovin: Don't worry about it. 1411 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,600 Don't worry about it, dude. 1412 01:17:52,601 --> 01:17:54,168 I can-- I live here too. Dovin, Dovin, Dovin, Dovin. 1413 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,071 I gotta it, boy. Stay. 1414 01:17:57,139 --> 01:17:59,006 [ominous music playing] 1415 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,909 Dovin: Do I get a treat later if I stay? 1416 01:18:02,911 --> 01:18:04,513 See how cool was that? 1417 01:18:07,816 --> 01:18:08,917 Ryan: What's up, man? 1418 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:12,054 That chloroform? 1419 01:18:14,156 --> 01:18:16,724 [tense music playing] 1420 01:18:16,725 --> 01:18:19,326 [strains] You're a heavy little fucker. 1421 01:18:19,327 --> 01:18:22,697 [grunts, pants] 1422 01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,200 Ryan: Stop! Please stop. 1423 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:30,671 What is that? Is that a portal to hell? 1424 01:18:30,672 --> 01:18:31,707 Hell yeah. 1425 01:18:32,307 --> 01:18:35,644 Ryan: Oh, don't drag me to that. Will you just chill? 1426 01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:38,045 Dunn: Fuck, man. Ryan: Okay. Sorry. 1427 01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:40,582 [pants] Look, I'm a good person. 1428 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,387 Honestly, I mean. I'm not perfect. 1429 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:50,057 I've made mistakes, but... I'm... I'm good. 1430 01:18:50,058 --> 01:18:53,261 [pants] 1431 01:18:56,865 --> 01:18:58,734 Thanks. Dunn: Yeah. 1432 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,603 They put you up to this? Dunn: Who's "they"? 1433 01:19:02,604 --> 01:19:04,705 The Jews who run the music industry. 1434 01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:07,208 Dunn: Okay. Ryan: Oh, fuck, I knew it. 1435 01:19:07,209 --> 01:19:09,343 [pants] [car engine approaching] 1436 01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:10,578 Ryan: Come on, man. [car door closing] 1437 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,513 Bobshank outside: Stop! [Ryan grunts] 1438 01:19:12,514 --> 01:19:14,115 Bobshank: Hey, Dunn, what are you... 1439 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:15,584 what are you doing? 1440 01:19:16,785 --> 01:19:18,519 I'm throwing this guy in the portal to hell. 1441 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,721 Bobshank: What did he do? He's a bad guy. 1442 01:19:20,722 --> 01:19:23,158 He's anti-Semitic. He's in a band. 1443 01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:24,893 What? Oh. 1444 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,296 What-- No, no, no, no, no. Who... who... who decides that? 1445 01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:30,164 You can't throw people away 1446 01:19:30,165 --> 01:19:31,633 just because they made a mistake. 1447 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,836 That's almost exactly what I've been doing. 1448 01:19:35,837 --> 01:19:38,707 [hesitates] This isn't the first one? 1449 01:19:41,143 --> 01:19:42,144 Dunn... 1450 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:45,380 How many? 1451 01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:48,150 Oh, God. 1452 01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:50,852 Three... 1453 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,757 You've killed three people? Why would you kill three people? 1454 01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:59,628 For you! I did it for you. 1455 01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:04,132 And the world was gonna end. Maybe, I don't know. 1456 01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,167 But if I didn't do this, 1457 01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:08,737 they were gonna drag you to hell. 1458 01:20:09,204 --> 01:20:11,273 [breathes deeply] 1459 01:20:13,742 --> 01:20:15,177 They should have, Dunn. 1460 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:21,483 You can't buy forgiveness for what I did. 1461 01:20:23,685 --> 01:20:27,221 It's not a transaction. Yes it is. 1462 01:20:27,222 --> 01:20:30,591 It's three souls, or one member of Hot Chelle Rae, 1463 01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:32,660 and you're good. Oh, God. 1464 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,528 [somber music playing] 1465 01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:36,130 What the fuck is a Hot Chelle Rae? 1466 01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:37,431 Ryan: It's actually kind of a funny story-- 1467 01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:38,966 Dunn: Hey, bro, would you shut up? 1468 01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:40,969 Ryan: Okay. Okay, okay. Just shut up. 1469 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,637 [grunts] 1470 01:20:43,905 --> 01:20:47,509 [exhales] What am I doing? [breathes deeply] 1471 01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:53,615 [breathes deeply] 1472 01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:56,818 The reason that they're gonna drag me to hell... 1473 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:01,823 Is because I deserve it. 1474 01:21:07,562 --> 01:21:08,796 And no number of people 1475 01:21:08,797 --> 01:21:11,065 that you could throw into that machine would... 1476 01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:12,334 would change that. 1477 01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:17,338 Do you wanna throw him in a little bit? 1478 01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:18,472 Bobshank: No. 1479 01:21:18,473 --> 01:21:20,108 Dunn: See how you feel? No! 1480 01:21:25,347 --> 01:21:28,215 [breathes deeply] 1481 01:21:28,216 --> 01:21:31,419 My brother died. Bobshank: I know. 1482 01:21:34,522 --> 01:21:37,659 [breathes shakily] He hung himself. 1483 01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:43,598 I moved here, and, uh... he was gonna move in with me. 1484 01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:49,204 [Bobshank sighs] I lost track. 1485 01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:55,577 All day, I call people who fucking hate me. 1486 01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:59,079 I couldn't be bothered to pick up the phone, 1487 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,548 and call the one person... 1488 01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:02,851 who loves me. 1489 01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:09,724 I didn't know. [sobs] I could've helped him. 1490 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:12,260 But I didn't know. 1491 01:22:13,328 --> 01:22:15,263 You didn't make that choice for him. 1492 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,536 People grow apart. Not brothers. 1493 01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:26,740 I'm not gonna let you down like I did him, okay? 1494 01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:29,177 I'm not gonna fail you like I did him. 1495 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,146 I don't love you... 1496 01:22:32,914 --> 01:22:34,882 but it's like a really strong like. 1497 01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:36,017 Bobshank: That's great, Dunn. 1498 01:22:36,985 --> 01:22:38,253 But you need to listen. 1499 01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:41,089 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 1500 01:22:44,726 --> 01:22:46,661 I'm gonna go into that portal... 1501 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:51,266 because it's where I need to be. 1502 01:22:54,169 --> 01:22:55,470 You're gonna to let him go. 1503 01:22:57,138 --> 01:22:59,641 And if he presses charges, you're going to accept it. 1504 01:23:01,943 --> 01:23:02,844 You've done... 1505 01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,948 you've done terrible things... 1506 01:23:08,116 --> 01:23:11,953 for beautiful reasons. Doesn't mean you're a bad guy, 1507 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,622 it does mean that you have work to do, 1508 01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:17,325 you owe a debt. 1509 01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:21,830 And one day... 1510 01:23:24,132 --> 01:23:27,068 [breathes deeply] ...once that debt is paid... 1511 01:23:27,769 --> 01:23:28,636 [grunts] 1512 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,673 ...maybe not tomorrow, or the next... 1513 01:23:32,474 --> 01:23:35,709 maybe... a decade from now... 1514 01:23:35,710 --> 01:23:38,879 [laundry machine opening] [fire howling] 1515 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,815 ...you're gonna have to forgive yourself. 1516 01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:44,819 But what if I can't? 1517 01:23:46,488 --> 01:23:50,425 [laundry machine creaking] 1518 01:23:52,994 --> 01:23:55,163 Then I'll see you on the other side. 1519 01:23:55,864 --> 01:24:00,201 [music builds] [sighs] 1520 01:24:04,572 --> 01:24:07,409 [fire sizzling] 1521 01:24:15,917 --> 01:24:17,018 [laundry machine closing] 1522 01:24:22,290 --> 01:24:23,191 [pencil snapping] 1523 01:24:24,859 --> 01:24:26,694 [exhales] Sorry about all that. 1524 01:24:27,662 --> 01:24:30,297 Um, yeah, I need to give you my information, 1525 01:24:30,298 --> 01:24:31,865 uh, for the cops. 1526 01:24:31,866 --> 01:24:33,734 You gotta call them and stuff, so... 1527 01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:36,938 Uh, um, my name is Dunn. Ryan: I'm kind of busy. 1528 01:24:38,606 --> 01:24:41,142 Okay. Um... 1529 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,878 All right, yeah. That's fine. I'll, um... 1530 01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:46,380 I'll turn myself in. 1531 01:24:46,381 --> 01:24:47,581 That's what I'll do. That's what we'll do. 1532 01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:48,682 I'll turn myself in, and then-- 1533 01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:51,318 I'll have to answer a bunch of questions. 1534 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:53,488 And... the internet? 1535 01:24:54,556 --> 01:24:57,859 Look, I don't wanna be a meme, man. 1536 01:24:58,793 --> 01:24:59,727 Let's just... 1537 01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:02,063 not see each other again. 1538 01:25:03,064 --> 01:25:03,965 Dunn: Hey. 1539 01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:07,735 I tried to throw you into hell. 1540 01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:11,439 We all have bad days, man. 1541 01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:19,514 [car door closing] [somber music playing] 1542 01:25:29,657 --> 01:25:33,361 [birds chirping] [keys jingling] 1543 01:25:43,204 --> 01:25:46,508 [laundry machine whirring] 1544 01:26:00,355 --> 01:26:01,656 Dunn: Come on, take me. 1545 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:06,094 [exhales, pants] 1546 01:26:14,702 --> 01:26:20,108 [cell phone ringing] 1547 01:26:27,148 --> 01:26:28,683 Hey, man, do you work here? 1548 01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:32,520 Probably. 1549 01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:36,057 Man: This is, like, weird. It's for you. 1550 01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:38,860 They said if I gave you the phone, uh, 1551 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,795 you'd throw me a 20. 1552 01:26:51,906 --> 01:26:54,676 [breathes deeply] 1553 01:26:56,077 --> 01:26:57,612 [sighs] Hello? 1554 01:26:58,146 --> 01:27:00,415 Chip on phone: Hey, yeah, buddy, how you been? 1555 01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:02,283 I'm here. 1556 01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:05,385 Chip: Yeah, well, I got somebody who wants to talk to you. 1557 01:27:05,386 --> 01:27:06,353 Not David. 1558 01:27:06,354 --> 01:27:07,621 Chip: Nah, nah, you wanna talk to David? 1559 01:27:07,622 --> 01:27:08,523 Uh, hey, David! Don't put David-- 1560 01:27:08,756 --> 01:27:10,991 [David screaming on phone] It hurts! Oh, dear God! 1561 01:27:10,992 --> 01:27:11,925 Hey, David. 1562 01:27:11,926 --> 01:27:13,560 Chip: Uh, no, he's fine, he's fine. 1563 01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:16,063 They're doing, uh-- Oh, my God. Ow! 1564 01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:18,298 Oh, my God. That's-- Fuck, it's awful. 1565 01:27:18,299 --> 01:27:19,833 But never mind, he'll be all right. 1566 01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:22,002 [gentle music playing] What do you want, Chip? 1567 01:27:22,003 --> 01:27:23,438 Chip: Bobby wants to talk. 1568 01:27:24,539 --> 01:27:26,740 Bobshank: Dunn? You there? 1569 01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:29,910 Mr. Bobshank? [Bobshank laughs] Yeah. 1570 01:27:29,911 --> 01:27:32,647 Yeah, we're all here. Daphne's all right. 1571 01:27:33,314 --> 01:27:35,316 Rip's having the time of his life. 1572 01:27:36,317 --> 01:27:38,386 I know you're beating yourself up. 1573 01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:41,489 Waiting for the police to show up. 1574 01:27:42,423 --> 01:27:43,625 They won't. 1575 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:47,428 This isn't gonna make sense at first. 1576 01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:50,497 You don't have to worry about us. 1577 01:27:50,498 --> 01:27:52,033 We got off easy. 1578 01:27:52,967 --> 01:27:54,268 You got it worse, 1579 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,237 because you have to live with it. 1580 01:27:57,405 --> 01:28:01,241 Don't do what I did. Don't pull away from the world. 1581 01:28:01,242 --> 01:28:03,477 Don't sit there and replay the same thing 1582 01:28:03,478 --> 01:28:04,778 in your head all day, 1583 01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:06,281 wishing you did something different. 1584 01:28:06,914 --> 01:28:08,483 It doesn't help anyone. 1585 01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:12,753 You don't have time, you gotta make up for it. 1586 01:28:12,754 --> 01:28:16,056 Start small. Take care of something small. 1587 01:28:16,057 --> 01:28:16,991 A plant. 1588 01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:19,259 Actually, fuck that. 1589 01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:20,294 [pot crashing] Bobshank: Get a dog. 1590 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,629 Get a fucking dog. 1591 01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:26,433 Quit your shitty job. Do what you love. 1592 01:28:26,434 --> 01:28:27,902 Do nothing, I don't care. 1593 01:28:28,936 --> 01:28:31,072 Make some real friends. Hey! 1594 01:28:31,939 --> 01:28:34,174 Here, I got them. Bobshank: Look out for them. 1595 01:28:34,175 --> 01:28:35,442 [speaks indistinctly] 1596 01:28:35,443 --> 01:28:37,611 What's... what's your name? Lupe: Lupe. 1597 01:28:37,612 --> 01:28:38,912 Dunn: Lupe? My name is Dunn. 1598 01:28:38,913 --> 01:28:42,717 Bobshank: Be nice to strangers. Be nice to servers. 1599 01:28:43,618 --> 01:28:44,485 Tip. 1600 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,322 For fuck's sake! Tip. 1601 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,727 And if your better angels desert you... 1602 01:28:54,696 --> 01:28:56,931 know that your demons never will. 1603 01:28:59,701 --> 01:29:01,402 Give yourself a shot, kid. 1604 01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:04,739 A second chance is the greatest gift 1605 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:07,942 anyone gets. So, earn it. 1606 01:29:08,710 --> 01:29:10,345 You think I'll ever be a butterfly? 1607 01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:12,713 Bobshank: Oh, fuck no, Dunn. 1608 01:29:12,714 --> 01:29:14,682 Not at fucking all. [chuckles] 1609 01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:20,321 But in time, if you're... if you're sincere... 1610 01:29:21,222 --> 01:29:23,591 you might be a damn decent caterpillar. 1611 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:28,663 Yeah. Yeah, I will, Mr. Bobshank. 1612 01:29:30,665 --> 01:29:31,699 Bobshank: I know. 1613 01:29:34,335 --> 01:29:38,004 Can I ask you? [breathes heavily] 1614 01:29:38,005 --> 01:29:39,140 What did you do? 1615 01:29:40,408 --> 01:29:42,009 Bobshank: And one last thing... 1616 01:29:43,244 --> 01:29:46,013 watch your own dick. [chuckles] 1617 01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:49,350 [line cuts off] 1618 01:29:50,518 --> 01:29:51,519 [inhales sharply] 1619 01:29:58,025 --> 01:30:01,062 [breathes deeply] 1620 01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:05,366 Thanks. I'm... I'm Dunn. 1621 01:30:06,567 --> 01:30:07,468 Man: Cool. 1622 01:30:08,770 --> 01:30:10,271 Do you wanna be my friend? 1623 01:30:13,174 --> 01:30:15,109 Man: No. Okay. 1624 01:30:34,962 --> 01:30:39,100 [birds chirping] 1625 01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:42,270 [breathes deeply] 1626 01:30:54,382 --> 01:30:56,751 [door opening] 1627 01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:59,287 Hey. Um... 1628 01:31:00,588 --> 01:31:03,825 Hey. Uh, Dunn, right? 1629 01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:07,928 Uh, yep. You know my name! [chuckles] 1630 01:31:07,929 --> 01:31:08,930 [Morgan chuckles] 1631 01:31:09,997 --> 01:31:11,231 What's up? 1632 01:31:11,232 --> 01:31:13,634 Do you need help looking for your dead boyfriend? 1633 01:31:16,504 --> 01:31:17,671 ['Tonight, Tonight' by Hot Chelle Rae playing] 1634 01:31:17,672 --> 01:31:18,972 ♪ La, la, la ♪ ♪ Whatever ♪ 1635 01:31:18,973 --> 01:31:21,341 ♪ La, la, la ♪ ♪ It doesn't matter ♪ 1636 01:31:21,342 --> 01:31:23,710 ♪ La, la, la ♪ ♪ Oh, well ♪ 1637 01:31:23,711 --> 01:31:25,245 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 1638 01:31:25,246 --> 01:31:28,181 ♪ We're going at it Tonight, tonight ♪ 1639 01:31:28,182 --> 01:31:30,684 ♪ There's a party on the rooftop Top of the world ♪ 1640 01:31:30,685 --> 01:31:33,119 ♪ Tonight, tonight ♪ 1641 01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:35,655 ♪ And we're dancing on the edge Of the Hollywood sign ♪ 1642 01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:37,958 ♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪ 1643 01:31:37,959 --> 01:31:40,026 ♪ But watch How good I'll fake it ♪ 1644 01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:44,998 ♪ It's all right, all right Tonight, tonight ♪ 1645 01:31:44,999 --> 01:31:47,434 ♪ I woke up With a strange tattoo ♪ 1646 01:31:47,435 --> 01:31:49,870 ♪ Not sure how I got it Not a dollar in my pocket ♪ 1647 01:31:49,871 --> 01:31:52,205 ♪ But it kinda looks Just like you ♪ 1648 01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:54,841 ♪ Mixed with Zach Galifianakis ♪ ♪ Huh! ♪ 1649 01:31:54,842 --> 01:31:57,277 ♪ La, la, la ♪ ♪ Whatever ♪ 1650 01:31:57,278 --> 01:31:59,679 ♪ La, la, la ♪ ♪ It doesn't matter ♪ 1651 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:02,048 ♪ la, la, la ♪ ♪ Oh, well ♪ 1652 01:32:02,049 --> 01:32:03,583 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 1653 01:32:03,584 --> 01:32:06,586 ♪ We're going at it Tonight, tonight ♪ 1654 01:32:06,587 --> 01:32:09,055 ♪ There's a party on the rooftop Top of the world ♪ 1655 01:32:09,056 --> 01:32:11,358 ♪ Tonight, tonight ♪ 1656 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,994 ♪ And we're dancing on the edge Of the Hollywood sign ♪ 1657 01:32:13,995 --> 01:32:16,229 ♪ I don't know if I'll make it ♪ 1658 01:32:16,230 --> 01:32:18,331 ♪ But watch How good I'll fake it ♪ 1659 01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:22,936 ♪ It's all right, all right Tonight, tonight ♪ 1660 01:32:22,937 --> 01:32:25,472 ♪ You got me singing like "Whoa, oh, oh" ♪ 1661 01:32:25,473 --> 01:32:27,541 ♪ Come on Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1662 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:30,143 ♪ it doesn't matter Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1663 01:32:30,144 --> 01:32:32,546 ♪ Everybody, now Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1664 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:33,414 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 1665 01:32:33,648 --> 01:32:35,715 ♪ Just don't stop Let's keep the beat pumpin' ♪ 1666 01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:38,084 ♪ Keep the beat up Let's drop the beat down ♪ 1667 01:32:38,085 --> 01:32:40,487 ♪ It's my party Dance if I want to ♪ 1668 01:32:40,488 --> 01:32:42,856 ♪ We can get crazy Let it all out ♪ 1669 01:32:42,857 --> 01:32:45,225 ♪ Just don't stop Let's keep the beat pumpin' ♪ 1670 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,627 ♪ Keep the beat up Let's drop the beat down ♪ 1671 01:32:47,628 --> 01:32:50,096 ♪ It's my party Dance if I want to ♪ 1672 01:32:50,097 --> 01:32:52,365 ♪ We can get crazy Let it all out ♪ 1673 01:32:52,366 --> 01:32:54,634 ♪ It's you and me And we're runnin' this town ♪ 1674 01:32:54,635 --> 01:32:57,037 ♪ And it's me and you And we're shakin' the ground ♪ 1675 01:32:57,038 --> 01:32:59,439 ♪ And ain't nobody Gonna tell us to go ♪ 1676 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:01,508 ♪ 'Cause this is our show ♪ 1677 01:33:01,509 --> 01:33:03,710 ♪ Everybody ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1678 01:33:03,711 --> 01:33:05,979 ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1679 01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:08,381 ♪ All you animals ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1680 01:33:08,382 --> 01:33:11,585 ♪ Let me hear you now ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1681 01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:13,887 ♪ Tonight, tonight ♪ 1682 01:33:13,888 --> 01:33:16,256 ♪ There's a party on the rooftop Top of the world ♪ 1683 01:33:16,257 --> 01:33:18,525 ♪ Tonight, tonight ♪ 1684 01:33:18,526 --> 01:33:21,061 ♪ And we're dancing on the edge Of the Hollywood sign ♪ 1685 01:33:21,062 --> 01:33:22,663 ♪ I don't know if... ♪ [music concluding]