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I don't understand why everybody is so

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obsessed with taking a

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vacation at your dad's old cabin.

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The place creeps me out.

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It's like, how many

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people are left in town?

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Last time I checked the

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census, it was like a dozen.

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But think about it like we got the whole

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cabin to ourselves, right?

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And it's nostalgic.

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There's a patio

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there's a lake, there's a beach

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It's like you're going back in time.

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[MUSIC RISES AND FADES]

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So good to get off that goddamn car.

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How much longer are you guys going to be?

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I needed to go for hours.

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You are not using this bathroom.

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On every trip we go on, you take these

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massive shits, go find

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another one down the hall,

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and leave us in peace.

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Also, do you guys

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have any pregnancy tests?

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I think I'm late.

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Uh-oh.

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Geez.

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God, where we are,

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there's like nothing nearby.

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Okay, so when Ted goes out, I will go

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with him and grab some

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pregnancy tests when I can.

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Don't tell anybody else, especially Ted.

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He will let Rick know in a heartbeat.

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Does Ted ever talk to you about what

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happened to his parents?

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So sad.

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Once or twice when he was really

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hammered, but whenever I

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ask him and he's sober,

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he just changes the subject.

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That's so sad.

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Anyway, I'm going to go

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to that other bathroom now.

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Uh, guys, I guess we're out of a

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couple things, so I'm going to have to go

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to the store to get some.

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So, Ted, how do we get down to the lake

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so we can get this party started?

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There's a trail out back.

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Feel free.

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Are there bears here?

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Black bears, I think, but I've

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never actually seen one.

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What about Bigfoot?

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[bigfoot primal cry]

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Sure, buddy.

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There's Bigfoot, too.

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No, actually, I think I was like 11 and

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we went on this hiking trip.

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We experienced something.

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It was like strange smells and weird

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sounds, but I don't know

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if it was actually Bigfoot.

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Well, good thing you

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have your dad's gun here.

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Did it smell like homeless people?

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It didn't smell like

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people at all, actually.

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It was weird.

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It smelled like a dead animal.

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Actually, speaking of things that smell

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bad, did you guys hear how many more

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people became homeless after last year?

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86 million.

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Can you fucking believe that?

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Do you guys ever stop and

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think about how lucky we are?

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Just the fact that we can

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go places and afford things?

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Yeah, think about it all the time.

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You think things will ever get better,

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you know, with the economy?

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My dad says it will.

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Eventually.

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Really?

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My mom thinks it's going to get worse.

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Especially with the war in Asia?

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Maybe. One day.

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At least this time we're

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staying the fuck out of that mess.

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What I don't understand is why the hell

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don't we just start

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making things here again?

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Your boyfriend's dad is the senator.

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Ask him.

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It costs too much.

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People don't want to buy shit made here

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when shit made elsewhere is,

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you know, a quarter of the cost.

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Yeah, but why not just tax the fuck out

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of imports so people can have jobs again?

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Anybody else lose their cell reception?

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I haven't had signal for hours.

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Mine stopped working

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and drained the battery.

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Same here.

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Wait, so no one has cell reception?

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That's weird.

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I've never had trouble

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with reception here before.

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Don't sweat it.

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I was kind of looking to just unwind and

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disconnect for the week anyway.

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Yeah, it sucks though.

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Okay, um, I'm going to go to the store.

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Does anybody need anything else?

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Wait, I'm going to come with.

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[Haunting music]

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Everything okay?

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No, um, my girlfriend and

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I, our car just broke down.

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Out of gas?

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No, um, I had it converted to an electric

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motor a few years back.

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When gas was like, $50 a gallon.

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It just... lost all power.

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I'd call for a tow, but...

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I can't get any cell

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reception around here.

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Yeah, I noticed I lost cell reception

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a couple hours back.

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Shoot.

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I was hoping to use your

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guys' phone to call for a tow.

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Sorry to bother you.

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Hey, wait, um...

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My family has a cabin

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that's like 20 minutes away.

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You guys are welcome to come

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and use our landline there.

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Seriously?

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That would be amazing.

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Yeah, and it'll probably take the tow a

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couple hours to get out here still, so...

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You're welcome to come and chill with us.

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We've got a beach and a lake house.

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And I'll drive you guys back

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out once the tow gets out here.

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You guys are awesome.

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Honey, come on!

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I'm Miranda.

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Hi, I'm Kristen.

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Hi, I'm Will.

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I'm Ted.

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It's nice to meet all of you.

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Thank you so much.

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We've been stuck out here for hours.

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You're literally the first

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person we've seen all day.

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Yeah, not a lot of people come out here

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since the economy went to shit.

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So, what brought you two out here?

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Oh, we were just on a camping trip.

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Yeah, a few nights by the lake.

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So, are you guys in school?

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I graduated recently.

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Oxford, in England.

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I'm still in school.

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Med school, actually, at Harvard.

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So, hopefully be doing

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my residency next year.

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You're a long way from home.

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Alright, let's get you two to the phone

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[Music]

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Hi.

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Who the hell are these two?

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This is Kristen and Will.

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Their car broke down, so we're trying to

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help them call a tow truck.

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Hey, I'm Pam.

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Absolutely love your outfit.

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What are you doing?

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Wi-Fi and phones are down.

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So, Doug, can you fix it?

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Dude, I have no idea.

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I think it's a down line or something.

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Everything's connected.

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I can't figure out what it is.

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It's okay if you can't get it to work.

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It was worth a try.

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You know what?

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I'll just drive you guys.

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Yeah, if you don't

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mind, that would be great.

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I can give you some money.

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Stop, stop.

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It's fine.

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Kristen, do you want to

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stay here while they go?

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It's up to you.

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I'll drive you back to your car.

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That way you don't have to worry about

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sitting in a car for another two hours.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, if it's not a problem.

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Sweet.

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Come on, I'll show you around.

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Oh, Misty, this is Kristen and Will.

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Their car broke down, so they're gonna

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hang out here until they get it towed.

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But in the meantime, could

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you make us some margaritas?

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I'll make the drinks.

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You guys just relax.

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Okay, sweet.

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Come on, I'll show you around.

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All right.

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Oh, here's the map.

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Awesome.

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Here.

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Will, let's go.

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Oh, and by the way, if you get lost,

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I circled the places with the

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best bet to find a tow truck.

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Closest is by that old grocery store that

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we stopped by on the way here.

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Okay.

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This place is gorgeous.

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Thanks so much, you know, for showing me

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around and for the drink.

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I really appreciate it.

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Not a problem.

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I'm just glad we're all drinking now

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rather than driving.

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Where are Misty and Rick?

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And Kristen, would you like a glass of

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water with your drink?

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Yeah, yeah, sure.

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They went up to the room for some alone

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time after they unpacked.

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So, Kristen, how did you and Will meet?

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Oh, we met through a friend actually.

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We met at a party.

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And okay, there was this guy and he was

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really bothering me.

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He was really getting on my nerves.

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And Will came and he

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just took care of him.

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So, I don't know.

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We just hit it off from there ever since.

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And how long have you been together?

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About a year.

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What about you guys?

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Well, Ted's my bitch.

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He's been in love with

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me since high school,

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following me around

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like a sad little puppy.

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And maybe two years ago, I finally let him

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take advantage of me.

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Wouldn't say we're exclusive though.

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I just tolerate him.

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What she means to say is that Ted thinks

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they're in a monogamous relationship.

283
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Shut up!

284
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,440
You make me sound like I'm a-

285
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No, I don't.

286
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,317
But Ted was dating Rachel for three years

287
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that night you seduced him.

288
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And that poor girl was

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devastated that he chose you over her.

290
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Pretty sure she slit her wrist and ended

291
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up in the ER after that.

292
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,118
Yeah, he's not kidding.

293
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,995
Ted loves Miranda.

294
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Like, so much he would

295
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drive a car off a cliff for her.

296
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,876
I have never seen a guy

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as pussy whipped as Ted.

298
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:37,756
He's a good friend with benefits.

299
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,884
Well, he sounds like a good guy.

300
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,259
He is.

301
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Maybe even one day I'll let

302
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,223
him put a ring on my finger.

303
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,808
How about you two?

304
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,870
We haven't really talked about marriage.

305
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,061
We're just taking

306
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,188
things one day at a time.

307
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,190
Yeah, my sister got

308
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,733
married six years ago.

309
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Her husband went out

310
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,319
drinking every night.

311
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,738
One day, got suspicious,

312
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,782
followed him to a cheap, sleazy motel.

313
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,160
Found him sleeping with another guy.

314
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,828
Divorced now.

315
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,371
Marriage isn't all

316
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,455
it's crapped out to be.

317
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,874
It is with the right person.

318
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,667
Ok, I'll drink to that.

319
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,169
Doug and I have only been

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dating for about a year.

321
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We've had our

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differences, our ups and downs,

323
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,842
but at the end of the day, I'd say we

324
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complete each other.

325
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,012
We've talked about marriage and kids,

326
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,597
but we kind of want to

327
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,390
wait until things get...

328
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:29,433
Better.

329
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:29,975
Yeah.

330
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,392
That's understandable.

331
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,772
I mean, it's horrible how

332
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,273
things have become, you know?

333
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,398
Right?

334
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,817
You'd think with all the

335
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,986
empty buildings and houses,

336
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,571
they'd do something.

337
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,197
Yeah.

338
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,824
Like, give people a place to sleep.

339
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,535
No, like give them money,

340
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,453
so they can pay rent to

341
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,579
people like my parents,

342
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,373
who have dozens of properties.

343
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,251
And if not that, then place

344
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,794
them where we can't see then.

345
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,588
It's scary when they come up to the car.

346
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,340
Bangin' on the windows.

347
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,050
Screaming for food.

348
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,427
Someone should tell

349
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,888
Rick's dad to put them in camps

350
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,516
with like, cots and barbed wire.

351
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,976
As you can see, she kind of

352
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:12,851
gets diarrhea of the mouth

353
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,436
when she has a drink in her.

354
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,480
I say it as I see it.

355
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,525
Have you guys seen Ted's dad's journal?

356
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:20,859
Look at this.

357
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,695
It says "Property of the CIA" on it.

358
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,196
It's got some really

359
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,364
interesting stuff in here.

360
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,782
You should not be reading that.

361
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:27,658
Like, look.

362
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,702
He was super into ancient Egypt.

363
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,079
It talks about the myth of the

364
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,372
destruction of humanity.

365
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,584
Apparently, the god Ra became upset

366
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,147
when the people rebelled against him,

367
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,729
and so he unleashed something called the

368
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,255
Eye of Ra on humanity.

369
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,756
It killed almost everybody,

370
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,045
but then he had a change of

371
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,884
heart and let some people live.

372
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,761
And here, there was a

373
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,637
mass extinction event

374
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,431
in North America in 10,000 B.C.

375
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,391
Thousands of woolly

376
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,559
mammoths and crushed trees

377
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,520
all found inland, like a giant tidal wave

378
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,147
carried them in and buried them there.

379
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,815
It was instant death.

380
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,068
Every human and horse in North America

381
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:03,694
died around the same

382
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,154
time, too, and camels.

383
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,488
Did you know camels

384
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,239
came from North America?

385
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,363
Hey, where's the bathroom?

386
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,116
Go inside.

387
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,659
Pass the bedroom I

388
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,994
showed you to the left.

389
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,002
[MUSIC]

390
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,722
[MUSIC]

391
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:40,765
[A WOMAN MOANING]

392
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,409
[music intensifies]

393
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,290
Can I help you?

394
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,085
Uh, sorry.

395
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,587
I was looking for the bathroom and I

396
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,881
opened the wrong door.

397
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,971
[door slams] [music]

398
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,267
[loud breathing]
[slap]

399
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,478
[things being thrown against wall]

400
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,775
[music]

401
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:31,281
[music]

402
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,284
That was embarrassing.

403
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,661
No, it was fucking weird.

404
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,386
And she was standing there for who knows

405
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,747
how long just watching us.

406
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,209
Makes me harder just thinking about it.

407
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,938
You should have let her keep watching.

408
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,671
Fucking weirdo.

409
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,966
Now continue.

410
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,678
You found the bathroom okay?

411
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:57,975
Yeah, but uh, oh I accidentally walked

412
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,643
into Rick and Misty's room.

413
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,311
You're probably gonna need

414
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,675
another drink after seeing that.

415
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,772
I feel awful.

416
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,648
They're probably so embarrassed.

417
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,818
They'll get over it.

418
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,506
Hey, you want to go down to the lake?

419
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,196
Yeah, yeah, we could check out.

420
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,281
Yeah.

421
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:14,406
Doug?

422
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:15,867
Doug!

423
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,119
We're gonna head down to the lake.

424
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,513
We'll make lunch when we get back?

425
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,580
Yeah, that sounds good.

426
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,299
[FOREBODING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]

427
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:44,937
Hey.

428
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,027
Hey.

429
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,613
Hi, my car broke down.

430
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,546
Is there a tow truck or anything around?

431
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:56,492
Well, the old auto

432
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,368
shop closed up last year.

433
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,747
Is there a gas station nearby maybe?

434
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,625
There's one down the road, but it's only,

435
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,293
it's an automated only

436
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,586
and credit card only.

437
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,337
And they don't employ

438
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,631
anyone and just sell gas.

439
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,593
Your best bet is a tow truck

440
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,836
that's like three hours away,

441
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,554
but you'll have to call them and they

442
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:18,347
could send a tow truck

443
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,264
to wherever your car is.

444
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,668
Do you have a phone we could use?

445
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:25,354
No, but there's an old resort town about

446
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,772
an hour north from here.

447
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,148
That's your best bet.

448
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,566
That's where we came from.

449
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,943
Didn't see anybody the

450
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:31,819
whole time we were there,

451
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,111
and all the shops are closed.

452
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,197
- Can I see that map? - Yeah.

453
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,536
- All right, like right about here,

454
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,746
there should be an older prepper fella.

455
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,456
He should have a phone.

456
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,542
- Okay, great, thanks for your help.

457
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,210
We'll check it out.

458
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,549
- I love you.

459
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,552
What was up with that girl earlier?

460
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,888
- I wouldn't worry about it,

461
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,139
she was probably just lost.

462
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,766
- That was fucking creepy.

463
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,727
She's here for who knows how much longer.

464
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,604
- Don't worry about it.

465
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,468
She probably just thought you...

466
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,650
- It's not just that,

467
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,401
I have to talk to you

468
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,484
about something too.

469
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,404
It's probably nothing.

470
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,072
- What?

471
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,658
- I'm late.

472
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,452
- And you've been on birth control?

473
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,246
I wouldn't worry about it.

474
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,290
- I think I forgot to take my pills

475
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,541
a couple days last month.

476
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,293
I don't know if that...

477
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,545
- Why do you have to

478
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,046
throw this at me right now?

479
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,191
- Well, when do you want me to tell you?

480
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,675
- Like when you know for sure.

481
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,137
Like, you know if my dad finds out

482
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:40,888
that you're pregnant

483
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:41,971
and we're not married,

484
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,765
I'll lose my inheritance.

485
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,103
Come on, don't do that right now.

486
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,897
- Well, what if I am pregnant?

487
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,356
- Then we'll deal with it.

488
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,358
- It's not just that.

489
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,777
(somber music)

490
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,279
- What is it?

491
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,991
- I don't know if it's yours.

492
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:09,166
- Get the fuck away from me.

493
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,541
- Rick.

494
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,377
- Get the fuck away!

495
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,630
- I love you.

496
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,799
- Whose is it?

497
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,550
- I'm not sure.

498
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:20,594
It's at that party I

499
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,470
went to with Miranda.

500
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,138
There were these three guys.

501
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,726
- You had sex with three guys at once?

502
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,270
- Yes, but Miranda was there too.

503
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,355
She talked me into it.

504
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,605
We were drunk.

505
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,149
- Unfucking believable.

506
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,442
I can't believe I even

507
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,652
looked at wedding rings.

508
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,612
- Oh, please, please don't do this.

509
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:39,821
- Well, how the fuck

510
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,948
do you want me to react?

511
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,699
- Maybe like you're my best friend.

512
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,242
I got drunk, I made a mistake.

513
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,119
- Let fucking go of me.

514
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,163
Jesus Christ.

515
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,125
I need to go take a shower or something.

516
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,378
Oh, and by the way, I

517
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,129
fucked Miranda two months ago.

518
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,844
- There was a weird guy

519
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,596
we saw around the house earlier.

520
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,014
I think he lives up here.

521
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,891
Let's see if we can use his phone.

522
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,811
All these houses look abandoned.

523
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,402
- You guys have done

524
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,611
so much for us already.

525
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,113
I'll go check it out.

526
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,356
You can just wait in the car.

527
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,253
- You know, they say

528
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,546
Bigfoot lives in these woods.

529
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:38,879
- Yeah, you know, Will,

530
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,089
he thought he saw one.

531
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,049
- He did?

532
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,218
- Yeah, the other night we

533
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,320
thought we heard something.

534
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,930
So he got out and he like chased it.

535
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,516
But like, I don't know, it got away

536
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,268
and like who knows what it was.

537
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,329
- Wow, I don't think I'd ever chase

538
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,104
something like that,

539
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,106
but at least it runs away.

540
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,234
Do you think we should

541
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,317
have invited Misty?

542
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,404
- Nah, three's already a crowd.

543
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,448
Plus she took a giant

544
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:05,741
dump before we left.

545
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,361
Really smelled up the place.

546
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:08,952
I had to get out of

547
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,370
there after that stinker.

548
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,790
- That is just like so funny.

549
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,101
Like honestly, like I don't

550
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,418
think I've ever met anybody

551
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,379
as upfront and honest as you guys.

552
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,339
- We're family.

553
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,467
- Well, it must be nice

554
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,590
to have friends like that.

555
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,344
- I mean, not always.

556
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,472
Misty really pisses me off.

557
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,223
Like seriously, light a

558
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,808
match or spray some perfume.

559
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,590
if your shits are that massive.

560
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,228
- So what are your

561
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,312
friends like in Boston?

562
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,397
- I don't know.

563
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,524
To be honest, like really

564
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,026
nothing like you guys have here.

565
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,445
You know, I don't know, just like friends

566
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,988
from like med school and stuff.

567
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,907
And like we meet up, we

568
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,325
have drinks and whatnot,

569
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,494
talk about classes and who's hiring,

570
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:51,453
but I don't know, I'm just

571
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,747
too busy for anything else,

572
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,040
you know, other than Will

573
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,084
and just trying to survive.

574
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,167
So.

575
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,004
- Well, you can consider us friends.

576
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,715
I know we just met, but I like you.

577
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,140
Okay, there's something we

578
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,350
want to show you up ahead

579
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,896
Hello?

580
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,024
Anybody there?

581
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:28,573
Hello?

582
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:55,217
[Music]

583
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,522
Oh my god, Kristin!

584
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:01,815
She's with...

585
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:03,357
Oh my god, Kristin!

586
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:13,368
[SCARY MUSIC]

587
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,629
[Music]

588
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,303
So this is where Ted's mom did it.

589
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:32,721
Did what?

590
00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:37,392
Took a shotgun and blew her brains out.

591
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,687
Oh my god. That's awful.

592
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,523
Happened years ago when he was a kid.

593
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,276
That's just so sad.

594
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,778
Ted's family owns all of this.

595
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,781
50 acres of lake and abandoned houses

596
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,366
when everybody left.

597
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,203
Yeah, you know, actually when we were

598
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,370
staying on the other side,

599
00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:58,914
we kind of noticed that

600
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,874
houses were pretty empty.

601
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:03,877
Was there anyone camping with you?

602
00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,631
No. No one. It was just us.

603
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:09,257
Maybe some bugs.

604
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:13,178
You know, years ago, it took months just

605
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:14,387
to reserve a campsite,

606
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,889
and now no one can even

607
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,307
afford to make the trip out here.

608
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,768
And everybody left and

609
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,061
it became a ghost town.

610
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:23,730
So, Kristin, what line

611
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:24,813
of medicine are you in?

612
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,733
Oh, I'm in pediatrics.

613
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,653
You know, it might be nice to set up a

614
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,571
practice in a small town like this.

615
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,448
Maybe not as small as this.

616
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:35,074
Yeah, maybe, but...

617
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,534
You know, Will and I were actually

618
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,618
thinking about moving.

619
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,306
Once I was done with school, of course,

620
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,873
but, you know, he works from home,

621
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,250
so it would work out.

622
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,002
And I actually think I just

623
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,379
kind of want to start a family,

624
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,506
because it's really hard to find a job.

625
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,717
What about your family in Boston?

626
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,054
Well, we're just not

627
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,389
really that close, honestly.

628
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:01,184
Like, my sisters live with my parents,

629
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:04,437
and we see each other on, like, Christmas

630
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:05,563
and, like, Thanksgiving,

631
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:06,647
and that's it.

632
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,650
So, I guess I just thought I could

633
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,819
Move away.

634
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,780
I've thought about that.

635
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,783
But what if we lost our jobs?

636
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,410
What if we became like

637
00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:19,786
everyone else out there?

638
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,205
Stop, you're depressing me.

639
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,124
We are nothing like those people.

640
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,585
If you ask me, you have to focus on the

641
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,920
things you can control,

642
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,576
like the alcohol in your drinks,

643
00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:32,757
and just be grateful for every damn

644
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,134
moment you're given.

645
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,889
I'll drink to that shit.

646
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:49,774
[Music]

647
00:26:57,032 --> 00:27:00,035
[SCARY MUSIC]

648
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:13,715
[music fades]

649
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,553
What happened?

650
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:19,929
I couldn't find anyone.

651
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,514
Do you want to wait for him?

652
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,017
No, I'm worried about Kristen

653
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,019
leaving her back at the cabin

654
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,563
You guys have just done so much for us.

655
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,774
It's alright. We'll camp out and just

656
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:31,649
wait for the cell phone

657
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:32,525
service to work again.

658
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:33,692
Are you sure?

659
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,321
Yeah, let's just go. Please.

660
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,240
Okay, if you're sure.

661
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,284
This place creeps me out.

662
00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:45,246
[Foreboding music and thunder]

663
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,208
Fuck this weather.

664
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,920
So Kristen, tell us about Will.
What's he like?

665
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:55,548
Well, first, Misty, I'm

666
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:56,966
really sorry about earlier.

667
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344
I did not mean to walk in on you two.

668
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,573
You probably could have kept watching.

669
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:02,764
Rick was kind of turned on by it.

670
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:06,893
No, I mean, I really didn't mean to.

671
00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:09,854
See, I get this anxiety that washes over

672
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,732
me and I freeze up and I can't move.

673
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,651
Okay, that makes it a

674
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,444
little less weird then, I guess.

675
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:19,989
Yeah. So, what's he like?

676
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,825
Well, I mean, he's a good guy.

677
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,910
Yeah, I mean, he works hard.

678
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,370
I mean, I don't think

679
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:26,371
he's ever cheated on me.

680
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,747
At least, I don't see

681
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:28,915
him looking at other women.

682
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,000
Yeah, I don't think

683
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,124
Doug's ever cheated on me.

684
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,295
I just wish he had a bigger dick.

685
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,548
Yeah, tell me about it.

686
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,216
What do you mean?

687
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,218
I mean, with Ted. He's

688
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:41,469
so sensitive about it.

689
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,346
Oh. I thought you were talking about

690
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,514
Doug. Like, you had

691
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:45,640
sex with him or something?

692
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:51,521
Anyway, Kristen, let's talk about Will.

693
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,189
What bothers you about him?

694
00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:57,569
Um... I don't know. Um...

695
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:00,738
Maybe that he talks to himself.

696
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,783
Everyone talks to themselves.

697
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:07,537
This is different. You see, he talks to

698
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:11,166
himself like he is talking

699
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:12,876
directly to somebody else.

700
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:13,835
And he does it when he

701
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,336
doesn't think anybody's watching.

702
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:20,133
And he also has a history of

703
00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:21,092
schizophrenia and

704
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:22,385
psychosis in his family.

705
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:24,762
So, you're worried he might

706
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,556
go batshit bonkers one day.

707
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,892
No, not really. I don't

708
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,015
think that's gonna happen.

709
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,479
I don't think I've ever met anybody that

710
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,646
I really love and

711
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,023
respect as much as Will.

712
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,859
So sweet. Just give

713
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,235
it a few years, though.

714
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,364
Man, fudge this weather.

715
00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:45,492
Is Ted not back yet?

716
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:47,243
Oh, not yet.

717
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,412
It's been like three hours.

718
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,874
Sure he'll be back. In the meantime,

719
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,515
let's get drunk and have some alone time.

720
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,212
After you.

721
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,595
Anyway, um...

722
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,139
How are you enjoying the conversation

723
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:11,726
these fine ladies are providing?

724
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,105
It's unexpected. I can't say that I've

725
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,815
ever met anyone like

726
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:18,983
the six of you before.

727
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:20,610
So there's that. At

728
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:21,853
least we keep it interesting.

729
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:25,156
Yeah, you're definitely very open.

730
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:29,410
I'm just not used to it. Okay? But I

731
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,412
really, really like you guys.

732
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,414
That's so nice.

733
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,627
Oh, God. Oh, crap. I just

734
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,588
started feeling light-headed.

735
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:42,382
Do you have anything to eat

736
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:43,591
before you had that drink?

737
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:47,428
Yeah, no, it's not like an

738
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,972
alcoholic buzz. I don't know.

739
00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:51,057
Everything seems brighter.

740
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,769
That's so weird. I felt like that a

741
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:56,145
little bit ago too, but

742
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:57,397
seems to be better now.

743
00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:58,481
Maybe it was

744
00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,765
something in that wine cooler.

745
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:03,444
Yeah, yeah, maybe. Um, I'm gonna get up.

746
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,321
See if I can walk it off.

747
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:07,991
Hey, well, we're here

748
00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:09,074
if you need anything.

749
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,535
Yeah. Okay, thank you.

750
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:23,256
Fuck.

751
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,966
Fuck!

752
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,677
[Screams]

753
00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:37,895
[FAUCET WATER RUNNING]

754
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,904
[HEAVY BREATHING]

755
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:53,494
[Door opening]

756
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,215
Where's everyone?

757
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:09,677
Um, um, everybody's like drinking. I

758
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,136
don't know. Maybe

759
00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:11,763
check the bedrooms or outside?

760
00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,015
Hey, honey, are you okay?

761
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:17,769
Yeah. I just had a few drinks earlier and

762
00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:20,438
like, my head started feeling funny and I

763
00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:22,398
had to go walk around forever.

764
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,442
But, um, I think it's

765
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,669
what's going on with the car.

766
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,862
A long story, but I couldn't find

767
00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:30,865
anyone. I figured we'd just stay at the

768
00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:32,108
campsite again tonight and...

769
00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,385
You know what? We have an extra bedroom

770
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:34,619
downstairs. You guys are

771
00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:35,328
more than welcome to crash.

772
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,537
We appreciate it.

773
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:37,621
Yes, yeah.

774
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,083
We're spending the night here, okay? I

775
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:43,086
don't want to go and camp outside again.

776
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:44,796
We'd have to go walk to the car.

777
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,131
We'd have to go set up in the rain. Let's

778
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,257
just spend the night here.

779
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:49,818
Can we talk about this outside?

780
00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:52,553
No. We're spending the night

781
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,180
here. I've made up my mind.

782
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,642
Okay. We can spend the night.

783
00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,782
Awesome. Yeah, I'll show you guys around.

784
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,497
And we can check the Wi-Fi again in a

785
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,313
little bit. Hopefully you

786
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,477
guys can make a call, yeah?

787
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:04,691
Oh, okay.

788
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:18,037
Sit. Sit down.

789
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,363
We need to get out of here now.

790
00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:22,959
Why?

791
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,295
I saw a dead body at

792
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,379
the neighbor's house.

793
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:28,588
Are you sure?

794
00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:29,340
Yes.

795
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:33,094
Are you really sure? Okay? You remember?

796
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:38,474
Will! Like the time we were hiking, you

797
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,768
saw a bunch of dead bodies and a voice

798
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,562
told you to bury them, and I just...

799
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,605
I found you moving around dirt with your

800
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,606
hands, but there was

801
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:46,774
no actual dead bodies.

802
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,360
I know what I saw this time.

803
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,657
Well, listen to me. Listen to me.

804
00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:55,950
Okay, I love you.

805
00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:56,743
I love you too.

806
00:33:57,034 --> 00:33:59,328
Okay. Okay. But, you know,

807
00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:02,039
you have an imagination, right?

808
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,375
It's just... it's an out of control

809
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:07,253
imagination. And sometimes, sometimes you

810
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,838
see and you hear things

811
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,090
that aren't actually there.

812
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:20,224
You gotta listen, and we

813
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,478
have to stick to the plan. Okay?

814
00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:24,187
Mm-hmm.

815
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,437
Okay.

816
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:26,897
Okay.

817
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,899
Come on.

818
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,045
Cheers.

819
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:51,129
Cheers!

820
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:51,630
Cheers!

821
00:34:52,005 --> 00:34:54,382
Hey, Ted. Have you checked the internet?

822
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:58,012
Yeah. It's still not working. Sorry.

823
00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:04,310
[MUSIC LACRIMOSA FROM MOZART'S REQUIEM]

824
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,402
Is he ok?

825
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,988
Yeah, yeah he's fine, he's just tired.

826
00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:21,744
[Will hums]

827
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:25,540
[pig-like eating sound]

828
00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:27,208
Are you sure he's okay?

829
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,711
Yeah, yeah he's just really tired.

830
00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:51,432
[LACRIMOSA MUSIC CONTINUES]

831
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,495
He's had a rough day.

832
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,836
What do you guys think that man meant

833
00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:12,920
talking about an attack?

834
00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:16,424
Don't you think it's weird and the

835
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:17,675
phones aren't working?

836
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,427
I mean, it was probably

837
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,470
just another military drill.

838
00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:24,765
The phones are down due to another

839
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,518
rolling military blackout or something.

840
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:29,937
I mean they happen all the time because

841
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:33,441
of my dad's Energy Conservation Act.

842
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,360
Remember?

843
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,071
Well, they basically cut power and

844
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,408
services to the residential home

845
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,911
neighborhoods in order to make sure that

846
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,495
the multinational billion dollar

847
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,539
corporations have enough power.

848
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:51,626
Right?

849
00:36:59,216 --> 00:37:00,843
Sorry, I'm eating with my hands, guys.

850
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,179
I must be just used

851
00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:04,263
to it from the campsite.

852
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,182
Pasta's really good though.

853
00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:08,017
You okay, bud?

854
00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,685
Kristen, does he need

855
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,089
anything? Another glass of water?

856
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:14,440
No, he's fine. He just, he um, he gets

857
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:17,318
these episodes, you know, where he shakes

858
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,028
and he talks to himself. He's fine.

859
00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:19,862
It's like epilepsy

860
00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:22,907
without the seizures, alright?

861
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,078
Well, I'm glad he likes the pasta.

862
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,664
Pamela can't cook for shit so you can

863
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:30,998
thank me for making it.

864
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:32,875
Screw you. I can cook

865
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,043
so much better than you.

866
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,836
Five thousand bucks says you can't.

867
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,464
Alright, you two stop arguing. Let's do a

868
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:42,009
cook off and we'll do a blind taste test

869
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,594
and we'll tell you who can

870
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,179
cook the best freaking meal.

871
00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:47,181
I'm down for it.

872
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,933
Well, what do I get when I win?

873
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,727
You get to watch me slowly undress.

874
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,436
And if I lose?

875
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,106
You tell me I'm the best.

876
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,816
And queen of the kitchen.

877
00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,441
Deal.

878
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,905
- Will, you're the first judge.

879
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,742
(orchestral music)

880
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,707
- Okay, try the other one.

881
00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:20,339
- I don't really know,
I'm not into sweets.

882
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,758
- Kristen, your turn.

883
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:26,261
(orchestral music)

884
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:42,361
(orchestral music)

885
00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:46,615
- They just kind of taste?

886
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,618
They kind of taste the same?

887
00:38:50,327 --> 00:38:51,579
Don't worry about it.

888
00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,539
- Hey, what's the matter with them?

889
00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:55,166
We roofied the cake.

890
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,376
- Yeah, they were kind of scaring us.

891
00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,253
- I don't know, I kind of liked them.

892
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,714
- Why the fuck are you drugging people?

893
00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:03,466
- Listen, these people

894
00:39:03,549 --> 00:39:05,676
were crazy, like psycho even.

895
00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:07,094
I don't want to stay

896
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:07,970
in the same house as them.

897
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,095
- We're just gonna

898
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,014
bring them back to the car,

899
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,659
leave a note that says they passed out

900
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:12,784
and wanted us to bring them back,

901
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:13,476
and they're not gonna

902
00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:14,601
know the difference.

903
00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,897
- How did, who, where did you

904
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,565
find roofies in the first place?

905
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,109
- We didn't, they were Rick's dads.

906
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,528
- Rick?

907
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,198
[Orchestral music fades]

908
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,701
Jesus Christ, guys, these are our guests.

909
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,179
What the hell's the matter with you?

910
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,370
- Hey, it is what it is.

911
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:35,706
- It's not what, this is not what it is.

912
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:36,990
This is not what it is at all.

913
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,042
Not at all what it, what the

914
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,245
fuck is the matter with you?

915
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,586
I don't know, I kind

916
00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:41,504
of wanted one of them

917
00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:42,947
to say that my cake tasted better.

918
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,340
Really?

919
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,821
[MUSIC]

920
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:41,063
I'm still really

921
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,387
uncomfortable about this, guys.

922
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:45,234
It'll be fine. They'll be fine.

923
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,504
Cell phones are going to work tomorrow,

924
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:48,588
they'll be able to call for help.

925
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:49,363
Yeah, I wouldn't worry

926
00:40:49,446 --> 00:40:50,281
about it too much, Ted.

927
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:50,865
What I'd be worried

928
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,068
about is them never leaving.

929
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,427
I mean, what if they made all that shit

930
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,451
up about the car anyway?

931
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:55,907
What if they were homeless?

932
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,039
Do you really want homeless people eating

933
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,250
our food and living in your cabin?

934
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:03,489
Drugging them still feels wrong.

935
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,272
I mean, I could have driven them to the

936
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:05,963
car in the morning and

937
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:07,089
it would have been fine.

938
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:20,853
[Music fades]

939
00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:23,439
I know you were bothered by it, but they

940
00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:24,522
did the right thing.

941
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:25,857
I just...

942
00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:29,445
We left them with no way to contact
anybody or anything, right?

943
00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:30,988
It just feels wrong.

944
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,157
You have to stop

945
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,366
trying to save other people.

946
00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:36,952
Kind of like how I saved you?

947
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,412
You didn't save me.

948
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:40,247
I'm only here because you

949
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:41,749
couldn't live without me.

950
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,918
Your words, not mine.

951
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,461
Yeah, whatever.

952
00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:49,131
Anyway, I love you.

953
00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,094
I'm really tired, babe.

954
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:54,762
With all the driving

955
00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:55,803
around today, I just...

956
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:59,266
Will you please shut up and just...

957
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,204
[SOUND OF WINDSTORM]

958
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,483
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

959
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,452
[door rattling and opening]

960
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:04,873
Ted, I thought I heard a door, a window

961
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,625
open, and footsteps downstairs.

962
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,795
Maybe.

963
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,215
It's Bigfoot!

964
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,175
Shut up! Seriously!

965
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,387
Or a grizzly bear? It's fine.

966
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:20,556
I thought I heard something.

967
00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:22,281
It's probably just Doug and Rick dicking

968
00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,143
around downstairs, babe. It's okay.

969
00:43:24,601 --> 00:43:26,270
Will you stop being such

970
00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:27,855
a pussy and just go check?

971
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:31,859
Fine.

972
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,751
[sigh]

973
00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,378
Of course the power's out.

974
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:55,758
Doug? Rick? I swear to God, if it's you

975
00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:57,426
guys dicking around downstairs?

976
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:16,320
[footsteps]

977
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:17,445
So?

978
00:44:17,654 --> 00:44:19,334
Jesus Christ, you scared the shit
out of me

979
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:20,783
So?

980
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:24,203
The back door was open. No big deal.

981
00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:26,330
Did you check the whole house?

982
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,583
No. Do you want me to?

983
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,460
Yes. Stop stuffing

984
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,878
your face and get to it.

985
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,298
I don't know why I love you

986
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,382
sometimes, but I do.

987
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,094
It's a good thing I charged this.

988
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,492
What am I supposed to be looking for?

989
00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:44,723
I don't know. homeless

990
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,059
people, riffraff, serial killers.

991
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:49,199
You know, the type of person that sees an

992
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,647
open door at 4am and just walks in.

993
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:53,666
And they just so happen to be in the

994
00:44:53,690 --> 00:44:54,850
middle of Bumblefuck nowhere.

995
00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:57,194
What the fuck was that?

996
00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,529
Okay, shh. Follow me.

997
00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,448
I hope it's a racoon.

998
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:08,580
[footsteps]

999
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:19,466
What the fuck was that?

1000
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,390
Stay with me, babe.

1001
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:34,898
[rising music]

1002
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,400
[screams]

1003
00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:38,735
Maybe it was a bear?

1004
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,237
A bear that can open doors?

1005
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,488
I don't know!

1006
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:44,699
Jesus Christ.

1007
00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,544
What the fuck is going on?

1008
00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:57,379
Something got in the

1009
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,714
house while we were asleep.

1010
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:00,756
What?

1011
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:02,550
Don't know.

1012
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,344
Is it safe?

1013
00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:05,304
Yeah, I mean, it's not

1014
00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:06,513
inside the house anymore.

1015
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,807
What did it look like?

1016
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:13,187
Um, kind of human? Or like a bear without

1017
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,980
fur? It's hard to describe.

1018
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:16,773
I kind of want to take a

1019
00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:18,692
picture of it. Who's coming with?

1020
00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:20,903
You are such a dumbass.

1021
00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:23,489
Come on, it'll be fun.

1022
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:24,823
It might actually be a good idea to

1023
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:25,907
figure out what it is.

1024
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:28,160
Are you fucking kidding me?

1025
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:31,246
I'm in a house of complete morons.

1026
00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:32,706
This is the stupidest

1027
00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:33,790
idea I've ever heard.

1028
00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:34,917
Come on, how many times have

1029
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,251
you seen a bear in the wild?

1030
00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:39,797
Zero. And I'd prefer to keep it that way.

1031
00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:43,550
Um, don't you think we should get a gun

1032
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:44,635
before we go out there?

1033
00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:46,220
Uh, yeah. I'll go get

1034
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,387
my dad's old shotgun.

1035
00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:50,140
Isn't that the shotgun his

1036
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,391
mom blew her brains out with?

1037
00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:58,232
Let's fucking do this.

1038
00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:02,986
Why are you stopping?

1039
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,404
It sounded like someone...

1040
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,281
Who the hell cares? Keep going.

1041
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:07,658
But it sounded...

1042
00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:09,201
Oh my fucking God,

1043
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:10,410
what did we talk about?

1044
00:47:10,702 --> 00:47:11,453
I know.

1045
00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:12,913
No talking during sex.

1046
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:13,997
But it's the...

1047
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,124
But nothing! Just keep going and don't

1048
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,376
stop until I say so.

1049
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,420
God, you sound like my mom right now.

1050
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,174
I sound like your what? Get off me!

1051
00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:26,426
Oh, okay.

1052
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,307
Just like your dad. Giving speeches

1053
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:33,391
while having sex.

1054
00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:35,519
My dad? What?

1055
00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:36,270
I told you I don't like it

1056
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,896
when you talk. It ruins the mood.

1057
00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:41,149
Relax. I just... I thought

1058
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:42,273
I heard someone screaming.

1059
00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,736
And what was that about my dad?

1060
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,473
And why did you mention your mom?

1061
00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,324
Can we stop talking about this now?

1062
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:49,908
Oh, now you want to

1063
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,118
stop talking about it.

1064
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:54,328
Okay, I...

1065
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,516
I thought I heard someone screaming.

1066
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,626
It sounded like Miranda. It sounded like

1067
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:00,752
she was being attacked.

1068
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,297
What if those two people came back? And

1069
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,420
now they're attacking her.

1070
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,092
Okay, go and check it out. But once you

1071
00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:07,718
get back, you're

1072
00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:08,801
making it up to me, okay?

1073
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,646
I don't see anything.

1074
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,356
Are you sure you saw an animal?

1075
00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:24,234
Yeah, pretty sure.

1076
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,742
[suspenseful music]

1077
00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,454
Jesus Christ.

1078
00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,889
What the hell are you guys doing out

1079
00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:38,373
here? And why the hell

1080
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,207
do you have a shotgun?

1081
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,459
We thought we saw a bear.

1082
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:42,752
Where?

1083
00:48:42,794 --> 00:48:44,838
We don't know, we saw something inside
it ran out.

1084
00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:47,090
Okay, guys, let's finish

1085
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:48,174
circling the house, okay?

1086
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,510
Everybody stay close.

1087
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,597
Wait.

1088
00:48:54,514 --> 00:48:58,685
Do you see that?

1089
00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:03,815
Screaming

1090
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:10,030
What the fuck was that?

1091
00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:10,864
It looks like it

1092
00:49:10,947 --> 00:49:12,027
jumped ten feet in the air.

1093
00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:12,741
God dang.

1094
00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:13,864
It's gotta be on the roof.

1095
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:14,785
Is that what I think it was?

1096
00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:16,036
Everybody inside, now!

1097
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,541
Go, go, go.

1098
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:31,051
[MUSIC GROWS LOUDER]

1099
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:02,225
Everybody, lock the doors, lock the

1100
00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:02,708
windows. I don't wanna

1101
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:03,791
see anything coming in.

1102
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,711
But what if it's already in the house?

1103
00:50:06,002 --> 00:50:07,162
Then we'll deal with it then.

1104
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,464
Holy shit, Ted. Holy shit. Did you see

1105
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:10,757
what that thing was?

1106
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:36,116
[MUSIC]

1107
00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:03,727
Kristin! Kristin! Kristin!

1108
00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:10,984
Good morning, guys. Hope you slept well.

1109
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,349
Rick and Misty left at sunrise.

1110
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:13,731
Without even saying goodbye?

1111
00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:14,863
Uh-huh.

1112
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,782
Misty completely freaked when Rick told

1113
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:17,865
her about what we saw.

1114
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,868
Then she got even more mad on top of the

1115
00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:20,452
other five things

1116
00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:21,575
she's pissed at him about.

1117
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,264
And then she dragged his ass at six in

1118
00:51:23,288 --> 00:51:24,766
the morning to go grab a tow truck to get

1119
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:25,808
them the hell out of here.

1120
00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:27,432
Those two just need to break up already?

1121
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,628
You know,

1122
00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:32,798
I once heard my dad talking about a

1123
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:36,009
spaceship that looked just like this.

1124
00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:41,389
He found it on a dig with the government

1125
00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:43,033
agency he was working with at the time.

1126
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:44,266
Off the southern

1127
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:45,894
coast of Alaska, I think.

1128
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,605
But I remember him talking about, like,

1129
00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:50,482
if only people knew what powered it,

1130
00:51:51,107 --> 00:51:53,151
we'd be really pissed about paying

1131
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:54,861
electricity bills every month.

1132
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:55,862
I thought your dad was

1133
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:56,947
a philosophy professor.

1134
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:57,614
Mm-mm.

1135
00:51:58,198 --> 00:51:59,198
That was just a cover.

1136
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,452
He actually worked for the CIA and like

1137
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:03,703
five other super

1138
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,831
classified government organizations,

1139
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,749
but that's what they do.

1140
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,292
You know, they put people in places,

1141
00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:12,295
media companies, news outlets, so they

1142
00:52:12,379 --> 00:52:13,839
can control everything.

1143
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,299
You control the information people get.

1144
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,009
You control the narrative.

1145
00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:20,637
Whoa. Crazy. So he was

1146
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,138
like James Bond or something?

1147
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:26,476
Not quite. He was kind of a mystery to

1148
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,812
everybody, especially me.

1149
00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:33,149
But I remember one night I was a kid.

1150
00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,194
I got out of bed. I just

1151
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:37,278
wanted a glass of water.

1152
00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:38,947
But I went downstairs and

1153
00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,074
I heard him on the phone.

1154
00:52:41,741 --> 00:52:42,861
He was talking about aliens.

1155
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,744
What did he say about them?

1156
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,415
I don't remember exactly, but the gist of

1157
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:51,418
it was that, well, that

1158
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:53,336
aliens weren't actually aliens,

1159
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:56,882
but us, like human beings.

1160
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,010
That doesn't make any sense.

1161
00:53:00,176 --> 00:53:03,263
I thought so too, but they were talking

1162
00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:04,639
about skeletons they just found.

1163
00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:07,350
What kind of skeletons?

1164
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:11,897
Human ones, but they were mutated.

1165
00:53:12,063 --> 00:53:12,898
You know, like they had

1166
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,693
enlarged heads and longer fingers.

1167
00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:18,588
I don't know. What he said was that there

1168
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:21,281
was an ancient civilization that lived

1169
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,116
tens of thousands of years ago.

1170
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,535
They had technology that was way more

1171
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:27,245
advanced than anything we have now.

1172
00:53:27,495 --> 00:53:30,332
They learned how to master everything.

1173
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,876
Time, space, genetic

1174
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:34,252
engineering, space travel.

1175
00:53:35,211 --> 00:53:37,464
And they basically became immortal.

1176
00:53:37,505 --> 00:53:38,924
I think your dad was

1177
00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,425
playing a joke on you.

1178
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:43,803
No. I wasn't supposed

1179
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:44,887
to hear it, you know.

1180
00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:47,724
It was just something I heard randomly

1181
00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:48,516
on a night out of bed when

1182
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,809
I wasn't supposed to be.

1183
00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:52,312
Well, how do you know it's true?

1184
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:54,230
I don't.

1185
00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,151
But the reason I'm thinking about it is

1186
00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:01,905
because I thought it might have had

1187
00:54:01,988 --> 00:54:02,489
something to do with

1188
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:03,692
what we saw the other night.

1189
00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:06,951
Wait, you think that had

1190
00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:08,828
something to do with what we saw?

1191
00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:13,124
Maybe. I heard him talking about the myth

1192
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:15,543
of Medusa and how she had something to do

1193
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,212
with aliens and UFOs.

1194
00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:18,296
That's Clash of the

1195
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,620
Titans. That movie's a classic.

1196
00:54:20,423 --> 00:54:22,133
You remember that scene where Perseus has

1197
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:24,260
the shield and the sword and then he cuts

1198
00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:25,512
Medusa's head off like that?

1199
00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:27,217
We should totally watch it.

1200
00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:32,018
Seriously, guys, think about it. What if

1201
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:35,814
what we saw last night has something
to do with what they're talking about?

1202
00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:37,691
What if the myth of Medusa's

1203
00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:38,894
referring to one of those...

1204
00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:40,944
Skinwalkers.

1205
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,405
Yeah. What she said.

1206
00:54:44,781 --> 00:54:45,781
I could believe that.

1207
00:54:47,033 --> 00:54:48,451
When it looked at me. I was

1208
00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:49,869
so scared I couldn't move.

1209
00:54:50,745 --> 00:54:52,455
I felt like I'd been turned into stone.

1210
00:54:53,248 --> 00:54:56,584
You know what scares me? Really scares

1211
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:59,045
me. It's not aliens.

1212
00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:01,315
You know the word alien comes
from the Hebrew

1213
00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,842
word "Eye of God".
At least that's what it

1214
00:55:03,925 --> 00:55:04,592
says in your dad's journal.

1215
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,511
Shhh! It's not aliens.

1216
00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:11,349
It's getting old. That's what scares me.

1217
00:55:13,184 --> 00:55:14,728
Ah, but we're young now.

1218
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:16,938
But not forever.

1219
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:17,647
There's nothing wrong

1220
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:18,857
with getting old, Pam.

1221
00:55:19,941 --> 00:55:21,526
But the wrinkles.

1222
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,152
And the Botox.

1223
00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:26,448
Speaking of aliens, did you all see my

1224
00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:29,367
mom after her last plastic surgery job?

1225
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,077
Oh my God, she looks like

1226
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:32,829
an alien after that last one.

1227
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:34,956
I never understood that.

1228
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,059
Like, I'll still love you, Pam, even if

1229
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,126
you have wrinkles. Just

1230
00:55:38,209 --> 00:55:39,586
don't butcher your face.

1231
00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:41,379
It's not the wrinkles.

1232
00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,717
It's just the fact that we won't matter.

1233
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,845
It's like we'll just be...

1234
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:50,137
Forgotten.

1235
00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,221
Yeah.

1236
00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:53,933
Like we were never here at all.

1237
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:57,103
You know, I had a similar thought when I

1238
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,587
was out with Misty a few weeks ago.

1239
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:00,523
We had slammed six shots.

1240
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:04,819
I said to myself, if I'm really going to

1241
00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:08,323
die, whether it's tonight, tomorrow, or

1242
00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:10,533
50 years down the road,

1243
00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:15,371
if someday, who knows when, I'm gonna

1244
00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:17,791
dissolve into quiet oblivion,

1245
00:56:19,959 --> 00:56:21,519
I might as well live it up while I can.

1246
00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:24,214
Your version of living it up

1247
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,424
is like an NC-17 rated movie.

1248
00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:28,760
Shush, don't be a turd.

1249
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,238
You don't want Ted finding out about the

1250
00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:32,262
video Misty made.

1251
00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:33,932
What? What video?

1252
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:38,436
What video?

1253
00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:45,652
Are Rick and Misty back already?

1254
00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:47,945
What if it's the alien?

1255
00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:51,449
[ethereal music]

1256
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:53,409
Hi.

1257
00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:54,410
Hey, Will.

1258
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,121
Have you seen Kristen?

1259
00:56:56,371 --> 00:56:57,371
Uh, what?

1260
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,958
It's like I woke up in the car this

1261
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:02,168
morning and she was gone.

1262
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:03,502
Shit.

1263
00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:06,256
I remember eating cake here last night,

1264
00:57:06,339 --> 00:57:08,508
but I don't know if I

1265
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:09,843
did something, you know?

1266
00:57:10,176 --> 00:57:11,445
Okay, well why don't you come on in and

1267
00:57:11,469 --> 00:57:12,804
we can figure this out.

1268
00:57:21,062 --> 00:57:22,397
So she's not here?

1269
00:57:23,064 --> 00:57:27,569
Um, last night you guys passed out.

1270
00:57:28,653 --> 00:57:29,946
Like at the table.

1271
00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:32,490
Um, we weren't sure what to do with you,

1272
00:57:32,574 --> 00:57:34,367
so we brought you back to your car

1273
00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:35,785
in case a tow truck

1274
00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:36,953
showed up or something.

1275
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,372
We tried waking you up.

1276
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:42,333
I don't remember any of it.

1277
00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:43,501
I just don't.

1278
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:44,627
You know, it's ok.

1279
00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:51,217
I can drive you back out there.
Um, I should say we

1280
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,178
saw something last night.

1281
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,722
It broke into the cabin.

1282
00:57:56,764 --> 00:57:57,764
What?

1283
00:57:57,849 --> 00:57:58,516
What?

1284
00:57:58,725 --> 00:57:59,725
What did you see?

1285
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,270
Um, I'm not really sure.

1286
00:58:02,478 --> 00:58:03,229
It was dark.

1287
00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:04,396
It was hard to tell.

1288
00:58:06,232 --> 00:58:07,232
I'd sound crazy.

1289
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,320
Go on.

1290
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:16,451
I think we saw, um, an alien.

1291
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:18,578
I don't know.

1292
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:19,120
I don't know for sure.

1293
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:20,204
It had like big eyes.

1294
00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:21,039
Its head was massive.

1295
00:58:21,122 --> 00:58:22,790
It jumped like 20 feet in the air, okay,

1296
00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:24,074
and it ran around on the roof.

1297
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,227
And you think it ate Kristen?

1298
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,251
No, no, no.

1299
00:58:26,419 --> 00:58:27,712
I'm sure she's okay.

1300
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,131
What we saw didn't try to harm us.

1301
00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:32,550
You know, she probably woke up in the

1302
00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:35,386
car, was confused, went to go get help.

1303
00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:37,570
Why didn't she try to wake me up though?

1304
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:38,681
Who knows?

1305
00:58:38,723 --> 00:58:39,349
Who knows?

1306
00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,267
Why don't we go?

1307
00:58:41,726 --> 00:58:42,769
I can drive you out there

1308
00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:44,229
and we can try and find her.

1309
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:44,854
Yeah?

1310
00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:45,938
Okay.

1311
00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:47,272
Okay.

1312
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:53,613
[CRIES]

1313
00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:01,120
[HAUNTING MUSIC]

1314
00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:32,068
[HAUNTING MUSIC]

1315
01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:27,332
♪ Music fades ♪

1316
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:29,625
- Thank you guys.

1317
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,230
I should probably go try to find help.

1318
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:34,338
- Don't be silly.

1319
01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:36,716
Ted's fixing the solar panels.

1320
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:38,133
Power should be back.

1321
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:40,094
Maybe the internet will be back up

1322
01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:41,971
and we'll be able to make
phone calls again.

1323
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,183
Sit down, relax.

1324
01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:47,518
You've had a long day.

1325
01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,187
- Nobody is eating anyone!

1326
01:00:49,562 --> 01:00:50,562
- Who is what?

1327
01:00:51,522 --> 01:00:55,234
- Sorry, I meant to say...

1328
01:00:55,693 --> 01:00:57,213
I don't know what I was trying to say.

1329
01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:00,531
- Oh hell!

1330
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:02,658
- Thank God, you're okay.

1331
01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:06,037
- My head just hurts.

1332
01:01:07,622 --> 01:01:10,541
Drink this.

1333
01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:15,713
It's so weird.

1334
01:01:16,672 --> 01:01:19,133
- All I remember is like eating cake

1335
01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:22,428
and then I was just in the car

1336
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:26,724
and there was this weird green light.

1337
01:01:27,725 --> 01:01:29,185
- Green light?

1338
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,937
- Yeah.

1339
01:01:32,105 --> 01:01:35,024
- Oh God, this really hurts.

1340
01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:39,654
Just lay down, you need to relax.

1341
01:01:41,322 --> 01:01:42,907
- I was so worried.

1342
01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:46,285
I woke up and you were gone.

1343
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,331
- What do you mean I was gone?

1344
01:01:51,165 --> 01:01:52,208
- You weren't in the

1345
01:01:52,291 --> 01:01:54,335
car, but then you were.

1346
01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:57,171
- That doesn't make any sense.

1347
01:02:03,594 --> 01:02:04,679
- It's so weird.

1348
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:06,615
It's like the backup batteries aren't

1349
01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:07,390
even holding a charge.

1350
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,558
They're just completely shot.

1351
01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:09,725
- It's so strange.

1352
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,019
Everything was working fine last night.

1353
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:13,438
- You know what, there's

1354
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:14,721
something else you should see.

1355
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,736
I was working with this earlier.

1356
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,116
It's some kind of emergency broadcast.

1357
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:26,868
There was a lot of interference,

1358
01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:28,244
but I think I got most of it.

1359
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:28,786
I guess there was an

1360
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:30,580
alien attack that happened.

1361
01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:32,123
Most of the major cities

1362
01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:33,446
around the world have been hit.

1363
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,208
They're telling people to

1364
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:35,292
stay inside and be safe.

1365
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:36,961
- Are you serious?

1366
01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:40,965
- Well, that would

1367
01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:42,925
explain what we saw last night.

1368
01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:45,511
- Maybe, maybe that's why

1369
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,346
Rick and Misty aren't back yet.

1370
01:02:47,972 --> 01:02:48,848
Maybe they heard the broadcast

1371
01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:49,474
and they're trying to

1372
01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:50,677
find somewhere safe to stay.

1373
01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:52,829
I bet Rick's dad has a nice government

1374
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,054
bunker that they can stay at.

1375
01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:57,064
- I hope Rick comes back.

1376
01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,184
Can you try playing it again?

1377
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:06,199
- I guess the broadcast's off air now.

1378
01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:11,120
- Okay, let's say you're right.

1379
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:12,622
How the hell can we even

1380
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:13,745
confirm this is happening?

1381
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:15,287
Do you have cell reception?

1382
01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:18,085
Maybe the radio was a

1383
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:19,629
commercial for a movie or a prank.

1384
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:21,589
Maybe the two people we picked up.

1385
01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:22,757
Come on, this has

1386
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,050
Doug written all over it.

1387
01:03:24,133 --> 01:03:25,885
- Yes, Doug does crazy

1388
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,512
pranks, but this is not that.

1389
01:03:28,387 --> 01:03:29,805
This is too much, even for him.

1390
01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:31,682
Think about it, think

1391
01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:32,766
about everything else.

1392
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:33,809
And we still don't

1393
01:03:33,893 --> 01:03:34,727
have any cell reception.

1394
01:03:34,810 --> 01:03:35,810
What's that about?

1395
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,372
So this journal is based on research from

1396
01:03:54,455 --> 01:03:57,166
a place called Skinwalker Ranch.

1397
01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:00,711
But here's the thing I don't understand.

1398
01:04:01,837 --> 01:04:04,090
It says they are invisible to the naked

1399
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:06,175
eye, that they move too

1400
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:08,261
fast for us to see, and

1401
01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,304
we would need a camera recording hundreds

1402
01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:13,474
of thousands of frames per second just to

1403
01:04:13,558 --> 01:04:14,809
see them.

1404
01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:18,020
So if that's the case,

1405
01:04:18,854 --> 01:04:20,189
what did we see yesterday?

1406
01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:22,608
I have no idea.

1407
01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:25,653
But I do know that there's a section in

1408
01:04:25,736 --> 01:04:27,071
that book that talks about

1409
01:04:27,154 --> 01:04:28,322
shape-shifting abilities.

1410
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,074
Native American trickster

1411
01:04:30,157 --> 01:04:31,157
spirits, I think it was.

1412
01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:33,220
And then there's a whole other section

1413
01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:35,705
about some Wisakedjak

1414
01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:38,291
They believed it was responsible for a

1415
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:39,854
great flood that destroyed the world.

1416
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,253
This just doesn't make sense.

1417
01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:44,630
It says that there should be unexplained

1418
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,716
mold, leaves changing

1419
01:04:46,799 --> 01:04:49,427
colors, weird insect

1420
01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:50,970
and animal behaviors.

1421
01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:55,516
Batteries going dead.

1422
01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:58,603
Weird smells, unexplained headaches,

1423
01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:02,690
sunburns, experiencing time differently.

1424
01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:06,444
At least that's what it says here.

1425
01:05:06,944 --> 01:05:08,487
Well, think about it like this.

1426
01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:11,240
The power's out right now, and there have

1427
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:12,524
been weird smells around here.

1428
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:14,660
And I don't just mean from Misty taking

1429
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,064
shits without putting the fan on.

1430
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:18,539
Oh my god, did you guys smell that

1431
01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:20,666
stinker last night before I went to bed?

1432
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:23,836
Can I see it?

1433
01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:25,963
The book I mean?

1434
01:05:26,547 --> 01:05:27,547
Hold on a sec.

1435
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,594
It says that they're good natured.

1436
01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:35,431
That humans would fear them if they were

1437
01:05:35,514 --> 01:05:36,641
ever encountered, but

1438
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:38,267
this would be a mistake.

1439
01:05:39,226 --> 01:05:40,102
Because the greatest threat to

1440
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,812
humanity is ourselves?

1441
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:44,565
Humans?

1442
01:05:45,524 --> 01:05:48,986
I mean, none of this adds up.

1443
01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,323
Makes no sense.

1444
01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:54,659
I just have a weird feeling about

1445
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,118
everything that's going on.

1446
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,210
Your dad really liked Plato.

1447
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:09,465
And to him who had an eye to see, they

1448
01:06:09,548 --> 01:06:11,759
became visibly debased.

1449
01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:15,471
Hey Doug, can I see the gun?

1450
01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:17,472
Yeah.

1451
01:06:18,891 --> 01:06:21,769
He also wrote the Eye is the Ark of the

1452
01:06:21,852 --> 01:06:23,854
Covenant, allowing people to

1453
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:25,523
experience time differently

1454
01:06:25,731 --> 01:06:27,692
through the insect shells that saturate

1455
01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:30,778
the bark of a certain tree in Ethiopia.

1456
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,572
And that Plato's Republic was actually a

1457
01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:34,448
description of their

1458
01:06:34,532 --> 01:06:35,658
society he learned from

1459
01:06:35,741 --> 01:06:37,410
the ancient Egyptians.

1460
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:40,204
Let's change the subject.

1461
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,666
I can get food here in a second?

1462
01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,960
It's just cold soup, but...

1463
01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:50,464
And does anybody need something to drink?

1464
01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:52,341
Could I get a glass of water?

1465
01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:54,343
I'm dying of thirst.

1466
01:07:00,224 --> 01:07:03,227
[orchestral music]

1467
01:07:10,776 --> 01:07:12,278
You guys see anything yet?

1468
01:07:12,653 --> 01:07:13,738
Nothing yet.

1469
01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:15,990
So, Doug and I are going to

1470
01:07:16,073 --> 01:07:17,658
go check the rest of the house.

1471
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,200
If that's okay.

1472
01:07:19,785 --> 01:07:21,579
We can keep an eye out here.

1473
01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:27,668
Maybe Rick and Misty will be back soon.

1474
01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:30,254
I'm going to use the bathroom.

1475
01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:34,884
Hey guys, look what I found!

1476
01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:37,595
Why do you have your dad's old sword?

1477
01:07:38,679 --> 01:07:39,847
It might be handy if that

1478
01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:41,330
radio broadcast ends up being true.

1479
01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:43,349
Yeah.

1480
01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:46,479
Let's use swords when we have a shotgun.

1481
01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,731
It's not just any sword, okay?

1482
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:51,942
My dad found it on a dig in Stonehenge.

1483
01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:53,402
Along with like an

1484
01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:55,154
ancient Egyptian battle axe.

1485
01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:57,698
But the sword...

1486
01:07:58,324 --> 01:07:59,784
I think he thought it was...

1487
01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,076
Excalibur?

1488
01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,621
Maybe not quite Excalibur.

1489
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:05,164
He definitely felt the

1490
01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:06,415
sword was special though.

1491
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:09,126
He said it was coated in orichalcum

1492
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:12,546
He said that the ancients believed that

1493
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:15,132
it was a unique alloy that

1494
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:17,050
was activated by certain words.

1495
01:08:17,801 --> 01:08:23,264
He spent years trying to throw different

1496
01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:24,683
frequencies at the sword,

1497
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:25,518
seeing if he could get it to

1498
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:26,720
change on a subatomic level.

1499
01:08:27,310 --> 01:08:28,310
It never seemed to work.

1500
01:08:29,021 --> 01:08:29,729
Maybe it's not as

1501
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,148
special as he thought it was.

1502
01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:33,818
He did tell me though.

1503
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,737
That's where we get the

1504
01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:38,155
English verb "to spell".

1505
01:08:38,488 --> 01:08:40,950
It was from the same concept, you know?

1506
01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:42,201
Maybe it was indicative of

1507
01:08:42,283 --> 01:08:43,410
the power that words have.

1508
01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:45,121
As in magic?

1509
01:08:45,578 --> 01:08:46,871
Not quite magic, no.

1510
01:08:47,039 --> 01:08:48,475
But definitely having something to do

1511
01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:49,583
with quantum physics.

1512
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:51,752
He thought maybe the right frequency

1513
01:08:51,835 --> 01:08:52,710
would change the sword

1514
01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:54,755
on a subatomic level.

1515
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,174
Awaken special powers.

1516
01:08:58,050 --> 01:08:59,969
Make the wielder invisible and the sword

1517
01:09:00,051 --> 01:09:01,428
itself would become.

1518
01:09:01,970 --> 01:09:03,180
Unbreakable?

1519
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:06,559
Yeah, unbreakable.

1520
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,312
Can I see it?

1521
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:14,524
Yeah, just be careful. It's my dad's.

1522
01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:30,624
[Music]

1523
01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:38,756
You guys are amazing.

1524
01:09:39,091 --> 01:09:41,050
I seriously don't know how you did that.

1525
01:09:41,426 --> 01:09:42,887
Yeah, it has been fun to watch.

1526
01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:44,555
The cameras and

1527
01:09:44,638 --> 01:09:45,264
everything are still working?

1528
01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:46,181
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1529
01:09:46,264 --> 01:09:47,492
Everything is battery operated.

1530
01:09:47,515 --> 01:09:48,684
Like how did you do it?

1531
01:09:49,184 --> 01:09:51,270
Like the alien jump. It was amazing.

1532
01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:54,023
Well, like Doug said, he wanted it to be

1533
01:09:54,106 --> 01:09:57,401
like the movie with crop circles and the

1534
01:09:57,484 --> 01:09:58,693
alien that jumps on the roof.

1535
01:09:59,193 --> 01:10:01,112
So we rigged the kite up and pretty much

1536
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,698
vaulted it in the air like a puppet.

1537
01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:04,992
Yeah, we almost had a problem at first.

1538
01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:06,994
The light that was rigged onto the drone

1539
01:10:07,077 --> 01:10:08,162
didn't wake anyone up.

1540
01:10:08,245 --> 01:10:10,121
So I had to go in and make some noise for

1541
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,286
someone to come downstairs.

1542
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:13,041
But everything else has

1543
01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,125
gone according to plan.

1544
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,128
The cellphone jammer and

1545
01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:17,713
the fake radio broadcasts.

1546
01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:19,316
Wait, what about Rick and Missy?

1547
01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:21,091
Them leaving wasn't part of the script.

1548
01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:23,761
Yeah, we planned for all contingencies.

1549
01:10:24,969 --> 01:10:26,805
I put water in Rick's gas tank overnight

1550
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,724
when we heard them talking about leaving.

1551
01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:30,702
So they're probably stuck by the
side of the

1552
01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:32,186
road about an hour away right now.

1553
01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,481
We'll go in the morning and find them.

1554
01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:36,791
Oh yeah, and those other two actors that

1555
01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:39,234
you guys hired? Fucking nailed it.

1556
01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:42,446
No, those two weren't hired by our team.

1557
01:10:42,987 --> 01:10:45,741
So we roofied two complete strangers?

1558
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:52,081
Yeah, I'll fix that in post by chance.

1559
01:10:52,373 --> 01:10:53,612
They don't sign a release form.

1560
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:56,669
I'll just deep fake some random faces on

1561
01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:59,922
them and get an actor to dub their lines.

1562
01:11:00,630 --> 01:11:01,674
So we won't have any

1563
01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:03,759
legal hiccups later on.

1564
01:11:03,842 --> 01:11:04,842
This is hilarious.

1565
01:11:06,219 --> 01:11:09,848
Were you able to run a

1566
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,291
background check on them at least?

1567
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,769
No, unfortunately. Not yet.

1568
01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:16,105
We took the drone out there to their car

1569
01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:17,398
to get some aerial footage.

1570
01:11:18,232 --> 01:11:19,793
We were going to run their license plate,

1571
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,151
but when I turned on the light,

1572
01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:23,445
the girl woke up and she

1573
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:24,780
opened the door and passed out.

1574
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,907
We were going to go check on her to see

1575
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,409
if she was alright, not overdosing.

1576
01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:31,412
But then the guy she was with woke up.

1577
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:34,665
So we had to wait for him to leave, and

1578
01:11:34,748 --> 01:11:35,332
we just didn't get a

1579
01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:36,696
chance to run the license plate.

1580
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:39,003
I thought they were acting
the whole time.

1581
01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:43,048
Must have been the water why they were
so weird?

1582
01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:44,754
Anyway, I'm sure it's fine,

1583
01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:48,304
they went to Harvard and Oxford.

1584
01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:50,949
Plus, my brother is going to love

1585
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,307
everything that we send him.

1586
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:54,434
He's a big reality TV producer out in LA.

1587
01:11:54,518 --> 01:11:55,309
He's going to lose his

1588
01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:56,728
mind when he sees this.

1589
01:11:57,688 --> 01:11:58,728
Seriously, thank you guys.

1590
01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:00,773
Oh, and for the cars in the

1591
01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:02,693
driveway, I opened the hoods

1592
01:12:02,776 --> 01:12:03,878
and disconnected the battery

1593
01:12:03,902 --> 01:12:05,362
cables about 20 minutes ago.

1594
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,574
So if anyone does try to leave, they'll

1595
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:09,697
find the cars won't start.

1596
01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:13,579
Also, I went through the entire house and

1597
01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:14,742
tried to hide anything that

1598
01:12:14,788 --> 01:12:16,331
could be used as an actual weapon

1599
01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:19,126
and stored what I did find in the attic.

1600
01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:20,710
I think the only concern is

1601
01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:21,920
the knives in the kitchen.

1602
01:12:22,379 --> 01:12:24,590
So Pam, just please be mindful and call

1603
01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:26,550
cut if anyone pulls a

1604
01:12:26,633 --> 01:12:28,010
knife or anything like that.

1605
01:12:28,302 --> 01:12:29,887
By the way. What did you

1606
01:12:29,969 --> 01:12:30,969
guys put in the water?

1607
01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:33,766
Well, originally we were going to try

1608
01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,267
LSD, but we weren't really

1609
01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:36,852
sure how well it would dilute.

1610
01:12:36,934 --> 01:12:39,228
So we decided to try something different.

1611
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:42,107
It's this mild hallucinogenic excreted by

1612
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:43,192
jungle worms in South

1613
01:12:43,275 --> 01:12:45,486
America, similar to ayahuasca.

1614
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,405
We put a bunch of worms in the water

1615
01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:50,657
tank. So the more everyone drinks the

1616
01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:51,784
water, the more

1617
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:52,947
tripped out they'll become.

1618
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:56,080
It's not really ethical, but...

1619
01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,916
But this is show business. I love it.

1620
01:13:01,585 --> 01:13:02,628
All right, here's the plan

1621
01:13:02,710 --> 01:13:03,751
for the rest of the night.

1622
01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:05,880
Ryan, you're going to

1623
01:13:05,964 --> 01:13:06,715
fly the drone around.

1624
01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:07,508
Pam, you're going to run

1625
01:13:07,591 --> 01:13:08,258
right up into the living room.

1626
01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,594
And scream, "THEY GOT DOUG!"

1627
01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:13,806
Yeah, something like that.

1628
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:15,282
Anyways, try to direct him into the

1629
01:13:15,307 --> 01:13:16,787
bedroom. That's where I'll be hiding.

1630
01:13:17,267 --> 01:13:18,702
They're going to try to shoot me, and

1631
01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:19,954
it's going to seem like it has no effect

1632
01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:21,480
on me because we swapped

1633
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:22,731
the real bullets with blanks.

1634
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:24,942
So then I'll creep at him like that, and

1635
01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,105
hopefully they'll run away.

1636
01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:27,903
I know. Doug's been over

1637
01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:29,862
this with me a million times.

1638
01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:32,675
He told me he has to be perfect if it's

1639
01:13:32,699 --> 01:13:34,493
going to turn me into a Hollywood star.

1640
01:13:35,994 --> 01:13:36,870
I'm fucking sick of acting

1641
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:37,954
in low budget indies.

1642
01:13:38,121 --> 01:13:40,666
I appreciate the A-list acting, Pam, but

1643
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:44,420
safety is paramount and comes far before

1644
01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:45,838
the performance. Understand?

1645
01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:48,841
Assuming they run to the car, Ryan's

1646
01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:49,424
going to fly the drone

1647
01:13:49,508 --> 01:13:50,425
around a little bit more.

1648
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:52,678
I'll run towards the car in costume and

1649
01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:53,929
start banging on it. That

1650
01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:55,092
should be it for the night.

1651
01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:56,807
I think that's enough for

1652
01:13:56,889 --> 01:13:57,969
the pilot episode at least.

1653
01:13:58,433 --> 01:13:59,577
And we can just let everybody know this

1654
01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:01,603
has been a big reality television prank.

1655
01:14:02,728 --> 01:14:03,772
You guys can go back to

1656
01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:05,773
doing whatever you'd like to do.

1657
01:14:06,066 --> 01:14:07,418
I wish we could wait until morning,

1658
01:14:07,442 --> 01:14:09,236
though. This is just fun.

1659
01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:13,198
Yeah, well, after tonight

1660
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:13,949
everybody is going to

1661
01:14:14,157 --> 01:14:14,782
be shitting their pants.

1662
01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:16,910
Good thing fucking misty isn't here.

1663
01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,877
This whole plan is butchered.

1664
01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:27,254
They've been recording us

1665
01:14:27,337 --> 01:14:29,255
the entire time, and I...

1666
01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:33,302
I think they put shrooms or something in

1667
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:34,705
the water to fuck with our heads.

1668
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:39,224
You know, they almost

1669
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:40,308
ran our plates, too.

1670
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,018
Yeah.

1671
01:14:42,352 --> 01:14:43,020
They could have found out

1672
01:14:43,103 --> 01:14:45,147
that the car was stolen.

1673
01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:46,922
And those stories we fed them about

1674
01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:48,692
college were bullshit.

1675
01:14:50,318 --> 01:14:52,654
They've been recording us.

1676
01:14:52,987 --> 01:14:55,699
Sounds like a reality show prank

1677
01:14:57,159 --> 01:14:59,161
You know what that means?

1678
01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:01,538
We'll have to find a new house.

1679
01:15:01,871 --> 01:15:04,583
Yeah. And the cops. They'll find us if

1680
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:05,375
that footage gets out.

1681
01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,252
So we have to act now. Okay, we can't

1682
01:15:07,335 --> 01:15:08,837
wait until they're asleep to do it.

1683
01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:10,356
We have to do it now, and we have to take

1684
01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:11,505
them out one by one.

1685
01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:15,594
And we can't leave any evidence.

1686
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,847
So, um, we've got to

1687
01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:20,474
burn this place down.

1688
01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:27,147
And then, um, you know, we'll just, um,

1689
01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:29,191
find some other rich

1690
01:15:29,273 --> 01:15:31,568
assholes' lives to steal,
how's that sound?

1691
01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:34,028
Okay.

1692
01:15:38,532 --> 01:15:39,618
You get the ones inside.

1693
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,536
They got Doug!

1694
01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:42,787
What do you mean?

1695
01:15:42,871 --> 01:15:45,290
There was a green light, and the window

1696
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:47,000
was open, and he was just gone!

1697
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:48,418
Where did it happen?

1698
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:49,502
Our bedroom!

1699
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:51,797
Let me check it out.

1700
01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:55,716
I'm coming with.

1701
01:15:58,303 --> 01:15:59,303
It was a light?

1702
01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:01,055
Is it green?

1703
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:03,684
The same green light Kristin saw?

1704
01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:13,735
[psychedelic music]

1705
01:16:20,284 --> 01:16:23,287
Do you see anything?

1706
01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:29,459
[footsteps]

1707
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:36,925
(door opens)

1708
01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:40,804
(gunshot)

1709
01:16:43,056 --> 01:16:45,559
- Do you think they killed the alien?

1710
01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:47,143
- Let's hope so.

1711
01:16:48,228 --> 01:16:49,228
- Will, come on!

1712
01:16:55,443 --> 01:16:56,443
- What happened?

1713
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:57,696
- I shot the fucking

1714
01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:58,798
thing, I shot the fucking thing,

1715
01:16:58,822 --> 01:17:00,382
and nothing happened, nothing happened!

1716
01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:01,407
- That can't be.

1717
01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:02,242
- We gotta get the fuck out

1718
01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:03,827
of here, let's go, let's go!

1719
01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:10,584
♪ haunting psychedelic music ♪

1720
01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:12,103
- Wait, wait, it's not what you think!

1721
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:13,587
(screams)

1722
01:17:23,221 --> 01:17:26,224
♪ music continues ♪

1723
01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:42,574
[HAUNTING MUSIC]

1724
01:18:01,550 --> 01:18:09,550
♪ MUSIC ♪

1725
01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:12,728
Why won't the car start?

1726
01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:13,480
I don't know.

1727
01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:15,065
It was working fine earlier.

1728
01:18:15,148 --> 01:18:15,857
Just let me think!

1729
01:18:16,023 --> 01:18:16,483
Come on.

1730
01:18:16,608 --> 01:18:17,150
Come on.

1731
01:18:17,234 --> 01:18:18,234
Go.

1732
01:18:18,652 --> 01:18:19,652
Oh shit.

1733
01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:20,320
Help.

1734
01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:21,821
Help.

1735
01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:22,447
[knife sound]

1736
01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:23,115
Shut up.

1737
01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:28,577
♪ MUSIC ♪

1738
01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:35,460
Hey, great fucking work.

1739
01:18:36,628 --> 01:18:38,068
This footage is going to be amazing.

1740
01:18:47,722 --> 01:18:49,683
[COUGHING BLOOD]

1741
01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:59,067
♪ MUSIC ♪

1742
01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:15,333
♪ MUSIC ♪

1743
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,763
♪ MUSIC ♪

1744
01:19:31,183 --> 01:19:34,186
[CHOKING ON BLOOD]

1745
01:19:40,734 --> 01:19:48,734
♪ MUSIC ENDS ♪

1746
01:19:50,076 --> 01:19:51,244
- All right.

1747
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,663
Think that's a wrap, everybody.

1748
01:19:54,121 --> 01:19:58,418
(applause) I know Pam wants
to keep this going,

1749
01:19:58,919 --> 01:20:00,378
but Ted is going to send us packing

1750
01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,130
and Miranda is going to throw a piss fit

1751
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,507
if we keep this up.

1752
01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:07,385
- How'd it go?

1753
01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:09,554
- Still in character.

1754
01:20:09,804 --> 01:20:10,889
- All right, well,

1755
01:20:11,014 --> 01:20:11,889
we're about to go say hi

1756
01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:14,351
to Hollywood's latest reality TV crew,

1757
01:20:14,434 --> 01:20:15,602
so you want to get ready?

1758
01:20:15,852 --> 01:20:16,394
- We'll stay back

1759
01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:17,270
here and land the drone.

1760
01:20:17,437 --> 01:20:18,313
- Okay, cool.

1761
01:20:18,396 --> 01:20:20,190
Let's go.

1762
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,323
♪ MUSIC ♪

1763
01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:38,500
Why are the lights still off?

1764
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,126
- Yo!

1765
01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:45,674
Very funny, Pam.

1766
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:47,884
Come on, where is everybody?

1767
01:20:51,429 --> 01:20:52,514
- Pam.

1768
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:55,934
Good act, come on.

1769
01:20:57,184 --> 01:20:58,728
- Pam.

1770
01:21:00,814 --> 01:21:02,065
Pam, what the fuck?

1771
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:04,192
Are you, Pam, are you okay?

1772
01:21:04,484 --> 01:21:06,903
♪ MUSIC ♪

1773
01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:11,324
What the fuck?

1774
01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:14,702
What the fuck?

1775
01:21:16,037 --> 01:21:18,248
No, Pam!

1776
01:21:26,005 --> 01:21:29,009
♪ MUSIC RISES ♪

1777
01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:31,928
♪ HAUNTING MUSIC ♪

1778
01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:06,087
♪ MUSIC ♪

1779
01:22:34,157 --> 01:22:36,576
♪ MUSIC ♪

1780
01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:12,570
♪ MUSIC FADES ♪

1781
01:23:32,215 --> 01:23:35,218
♪ MUSIC ♪

1782
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:12,213
♪ MUSIC ♪

1783
01:24:45,746 --> 01:24:48,750
♪ MUSIC ♪

1784
01:25:27,121 --> 01:25:30,125
♪ MUSIC FADES ♪