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我知道這種故事
通常會是一本很厚的書

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開頭寫著“從前從前...”

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{\an8}但這個故事的主角是我,莉亞

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{\an8}還有茶

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{\an8}不對,不是這種茶

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{\an8}完美

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{\an8}這種才對

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我跟理查從小在唐斯維長大
我們會聽我外婆,“婆婆”

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說茶的事好幾個小時

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{\an8}理查是誰?

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{\an8}他以前是我最好的朋友

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{\an8}後來變成第一個辜負我的人

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{\an8}也許不是

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{\an8}總之,婆婆是我在世界上最喜歡的人

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當她過世時,她留給我一筆錢
讓我到雪梨開一間茶館

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於是我盡可能逃離了原本的生活

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我用“婆婆”來為茶館命名

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婆婆茶館

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{\an8}一切都完美又順利

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{\an8}泡一杯好茶,就像一場美麗的芭蕾舞

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{\an8}當萬事俱備時

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{\an8}感覺幾乎就像是...

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{\an8}魔法

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{\an8}所以你們沒賣珍珠奶茶?

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–滾出去
–什麼?

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馬上

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我一直在說我們要賣珍珠奶茶

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這裡不是手搖飲料店

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我們是一家茶藝館

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專門提供手沖中國茶的正宗體驗

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這是一種美麗的舞蹈

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珍珠奶茶就像庸俗的舞曲

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但大家喜歡庸俗的舞曲,親愛的

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遵循傳統可沒辦法支付帳單,妳看

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要繳電費、妳的電話費

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還有上面蓋了大紅色印章的帳單
一定不是好事

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話說回來

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妳準備好了嗎?

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要做什麼?

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我們明天要搭飛機到唐斯維
參加妳妹的炫富訂婚派對?

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那是明天舉行?

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就是明天,所以今晚

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我們可以出去玩,好好宣洩一下

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妳看,妳的茶壺也同意

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五次相親

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{\an8}妳好啊

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{\an8}不好意思,這個位子有人坐了

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{\an8}好喔

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{\an8}那就算了

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{\an8}我的天啊,小凌

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{\an8}妳難道看不出人家是想搭訕妳嗎?

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{\an8}那個人肯定對妳有意思

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{\an8}妳剛剛完全無視他

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{\an8}因為我剛好有靈感

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{\an8}如果我沒有寫下一些伴娘致詞的點子

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{\an8}愛麗絲會覺得我根本不在乎

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{\an8}好,那我猜
妳不會想攜伴參加訂婚派對...

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{\an8}沒有啊,你就是我的伴

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{\an8}當然不是,親愛的
我會跟妳一起去,但我要自己行動

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–什麼?
–我未來的前夫可能會出現

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–妳笑什麼?
–在唐斯維?

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對,就在唐斯維,為什麼不可能?

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好吧,那來舉杯

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–敬你未來的前夫
–乾杯

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希望他有錢,而且來日無多

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逾期

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妳在天上過得還好嗎,外婆?

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愛麗絲要跟她的夢中情人結婚了

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而我卻...

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窮困潦倒

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“寶貝,妳不會讓我們失望的”

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看來不是喔

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妳留給我的錢
只夠用來繳下個月的房租了

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所以如果妳有任何建議...

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{\an8}《與父母相處之道入門課》

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唐斯維

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好,這個嘛
我不知道妳的家鄉會這麼熱

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這裡其實很不錯

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等你見到我家人再說

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我們的車好像來了

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是莉亞的車嗎?

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對啊,行李放後面吧

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是什麼風把你們吹來唐斯維?

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我們來幫忙籌備婚禮

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是我妹的訂婚派對

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妳是愛麗絲的姊姊嗎?

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對,你認識她嗎?

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當然

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大家都認識她
她基本上是唐斯維的市長

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–非常感謝
–祝福你

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我的天啊,莉亞

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我的天啊

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–小愛,這位是我最好的...
–你一定是梅森

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莉亞完全沒跟我說過你的事

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但老實說,我已經感受到你的能量了

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我知道我們一定會成為好姊妹

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很高興認識妳

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莉亞,妳看起來很棒
妳過得還好嗎?

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這是讚美還是指責?

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妳看起來很棒,代表妳可能常餓肚子

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好,我喜歡她,我也喜歡妳們的互動

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這對我來說很有趣

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聽著,只有今天妳不需要擔心我

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而是我有資格擔心妳

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謝謝

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–莉亞!
–往這邊嗎?

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–好久不見了
–真的

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妳媽正在裡面等妳

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好

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–我去梳洗一下
–好

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謝了

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我的天啊

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–莉亞
–嗨,媽媽

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真高興妳回來了

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妳看起來真漂亮

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好,謝謝

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褶邊襯衫現在在雪梨很流行,沒錯

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妳看起來像《神鬼奇航》裡的船員

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莉亞,茶館還好嗎?

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生意很不錯

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有嗎?

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真的,生意開始好轉了

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對,我們...抱歉,真的有好轉

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妳之前說給妳兩年

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兩年是妳說的

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好吧,看來妳打拼出了一些成果

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嘿,孩子

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爸

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嗨,爸爸

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你能來我們很驚訝

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你從來就沒在我們身邊

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我可真高興呢

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你現在能來了

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妳們看見了嗎?

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原因在妳們面前

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媽,妳確定算命師會來嗎?

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李太太會來的

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在進行人生大事前算命
是中國人的傳統

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就像我們的婚禮!
我等這一刻已經等一輩子了

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我是說我們都是,對吧,奈傑爾?

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沒錯,寶貝

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等一下!

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等李太太來

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生辰八字

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凌愛麗絲

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妳的結婚日期是2月14號?

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對,我愛“愛情”

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妳應該在四月結婚

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所以我應該改期嗎?

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–但押金不能退
–不

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妳的卵巢很健康

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運勢很強

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第一次就會懷孕

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這個對象不錯

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穩重

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聽話

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像小狗一樣乖

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很好

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我們要慶祝的
不是只有奈傑爾跟我的喜事

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我們也能慶祝莉亞的成功

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不用,沒關係,就像我之前說的

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今天的主角是妳

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沒有啦

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–明明就是
–莉亞

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我為妳感到驕傲

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妳...什麼?

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我為妳感到驕傲

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好吧,我們應該再算一次命

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不了

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–我覺得沒有必要,爸
–不要?

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–胡說
–不

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憲說得沒錯

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什麼?

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我還有一個猶太成年禮要參加

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請妳等一等

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你說得對

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成功是需要表揚的

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親愛的,來吧

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不要,我還在吃東西耶

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快點

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生辰八字

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{\an8}凌莉亞

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{\an8}好

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妳說妳的生意很成功?

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正在好轉

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手掌

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妳的愛情線和事業線互相糾纏

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這代表什麼?

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找到妳的終身伴侶會幫助妳的事業

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也就是...

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正在好轉

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這個人會出現在妳接下來的
五次約會裡

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五次約會?

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我的天啊,她說什麼?
什麼五次約會?

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妳會找到一個靈魂伴侶

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而且一定要在婚禮之前

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只剩不到兩個月了!

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那太蠢了

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是完美才對

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在一起會更好

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訂婚派對

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莉亞,記得千萬不要挑到
不中用的對象

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我才不會

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你們笑什麼?

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莉亞,從我認識妳以來
妳連挑到不中用的對象都沒有

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妳基本上從沒挑過任何人

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–妳要找個喜歡冒險的對象
–不,她需要的

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是一個忠誠,而且會欣賞她的對象

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好了,別再說了

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大家都先停下來,我根本不相信算命

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算命師只會胡謅,然後希望事情成真

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但我們現在有個計畫

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什麼計畫?

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這個嘛
我們每個人會幫妳找一個約會對象

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–什麼?
–我心中已經有完美的人選了

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聽著

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妳只要專心應付茶館的成功就好

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其他都交給我們
我賭50元會是我選的對象

221
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422
爸,我不是什麼吃角子老虎機

222
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,133
莉亞,別說什麼“母老虎”

223
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,843
聽著

224
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,471
妳的愛情線和事業線糾纏在一起

225
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,140
所以等妳找到老公

226
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:49,269
妳一定會變得比現在更成功

227
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,821
天啊,莉亞
妳記得媽媽的中文學校的伊薩嗎?

228
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,407
他現在當上老師了!

229
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,993
對,妳媽沒辦法擺脫我

230
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,080
這位麥可是一位餐廳經理

231
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,667
我是漢堡王西唐斯維分店的助理經理

232
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:17,464
那麼,麥可
你在漢堡王消費有折扣價嗎?

233
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,759
上班時打七折,沒在上班時打八折

234
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,719
但妳知道的,我一直在工作

235
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,221
對了

236
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,015
妳想跳舞嗎?我很會跳貼身舞

237
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,684
–不,我不跳舞,從來不跳
–這是有原因的

238
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,771
沒關係,等下想跳的話再跟我說

239
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,357
我們該走了

240
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,319
你知道嗎?
派對上都是真正的城鎮居民

241
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,072
還有我從高中畢業後就沒看過的人

242
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,783
–是啊
–我的靈魂伴侶絕對不在這裡

243
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,618
聽著,約會只不過是一場數字遊戲

244
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,204
而妳的數字剛好是五

245
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,748
五次,好多次喔

246
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,002
我的媽啊

247
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,839
有帥哥,天啊

248
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,009
你知道嗎?你應該去追那隻粉紅豹

249
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,346
–等等,我的天啊,那是莉亞嗎?
–莉亞?

250
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,598
凌莉亞?

251
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,517
嘿,咪咪

252
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,143
是咪咪和西西

253
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,980
咪咪和西西,天啊,對

254
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:19,150
我跟妳說,妳搬到雪梨真的超勇敢

255
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,694
其實沒那麼了不起

256
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,279
–明明就有
–好

257
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,156
我好像要...

258
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,783
我要吐了

259
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,618
我的天啊,抱歉

260
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,579
–對不起
–小心點,走路看...

261
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,747
理查?

262
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,334
還是我該稱你為“達基”?

263
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,256
“為什麼我是粉紅先生?”

264
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,883
謝天謝地,總算有人看出來了

265
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,052
好耶

266
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,555
對

267
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,102
好久不見了

268
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,438
是啊

269
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,564
謝謝

270
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,567
–乾杯
–乾杯

271
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,243
很高興見到妳

272
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,124
我要去找我朋友了

273
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:19,711
他孤伶伶一個人,而且他很害羞

274
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,629
妳說那個人嗎?

275
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,132
看來妳朋友玩得很開心

276
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,009
是啊

277
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,763
好吧,謝謝你請我喝酒

278
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,808
小心

279
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,354
–抱歉
–不會,沒關係

280
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,857
我很高興我沒掉進泳池裡,謝謝

281
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,943
妳還是會怕水?

282
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,280
如果人類注定要在水裡生活
我們就會有鰓

283
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,037
對了

284
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,792
要玩疊疊樂嗎?

285
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,170
很大膽的一步

286
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,922
正如我的作風

287
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,892
謹慎且無聊

288
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,228
有些人會說這是避免風險

289
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,109
妳變了

290
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,320
有嗎?

291
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:30,865
變得不同了

292
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:34,953
但還是一樣

293
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,165
順帶一提,我們這裡一切都好

294
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,543
我們正在考慮...

295
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,462
開設家庭餐廳的

296
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,881
第三間分店

297
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,842
我們有在考慮...

298
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:50,927
雪梨

299
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,391
我贏了

300
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,352
如果你從來沒冒險過
那還能算是勝利嗎?

301
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,439
規則就是規則

302
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,024
所以是誰邀請你的?

303
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,444
愛麗絲沒跟妳說嗎?

304
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,279
看看你們兩個

305
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,741
伴娘和伴郎

306
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:13,908
伴郎?

307
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,203
妳沒讀我寄給妳的20頁婚禮手冊嗎?

308
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,709
有啊,我大概看了一下

309
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,878
裡面寫說如果妳有任何疑問

310
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:28,006
意見或疑慮,就請告訴我

311
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,924
–我們沒問題
–太好了!

312
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,969
好了,我要去找
打扮成“粉紅淑女”的朋友了

313
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,307
謝謝,我拿兩杯好了

314
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,670
來!

315
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,590
該好好野一下了

316
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,343
天啊,很好

317
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,845
再低一點,看我們能蹲多低

318
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,764
好,我喜歡這種舞步

319
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,182
我愛死這種舞步了

320
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,419
真討厭

321
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,093
我的天啊

322
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,268
–天啊
–好

323
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,020
我沒事,妳一點也不重

324
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,566
我們有做嗎?

325
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,860
天啊,沒有

326
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,320
–當然沒有
–沒有,好險

327
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,783
我是怎麼...

328
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:22,036
梅森,妳的粉紅女士朋友想帶妳回家

329
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:26,541
但妳堅持要玩到酒吧關門
因為妳是派對動物

330
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,459
總之呢

331
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,087
妳的手機沒電了

332
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,675
我不知道妳住哪,所以我就睡地上

333
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:46,978
妳在打量我的身材嗎?

334
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,898
才沒有,少自以為了

335
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,860
妳離開後,唐斯維變得安靜許多

336
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,361
很高興妳能成功

337
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,947
我相信妳外婆一定會為妳感到驕傲

338
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,452
妳可能會帶一個城市佬來參加婚禮
但是...

339
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,749
萬一他不能來
那我們就單身人士桌見了

340
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,461
我其實有伴

341
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,506
所以妳有對象

342
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,009
等到婚禮時...

343
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,512
你婚禮時就能見到他了

344
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:25,725
好吧,也許我會在雪梨
碰到他在試穿西裝

345
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:26,809
試穿西裝?

346
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,896
愛麗絲婚禮手冊的第九頁

347
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,776
對,當然了,第九頁,試穿西裝

348
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,611
我的天啊,梅森

349
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:40,490
好,唐斯維其實有很多
很可愛的早午餐餐廳

350
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,450
那不重要,梅森,我需要你的幫忙

351
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,661
我們要去市區買事後藥嗎?

352
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,204
我又沒跟理查上床

353
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,332
好,我相信妳,但我們有需要去嗎?

354
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,502
如果我在參加愛麗絲的婚禮時

355
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,421
沒有攜伴,茶館經營失敗
那他們絕對會唸個沒完沒了

356
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,840
所以

357
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,551
我還有五次相親要參加

358
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,222
好耶

359
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183
你們真的沒有摸來摸去?

360
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,561
–沒有,梅森,那太噁心了
–什麼?好吧

361
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:11,813
雪梨

362
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,523
好,我準備好了

363
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,942
好,來看看上面寫了什麼

364
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,360
“要有同情心”,什麼?

365
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,822
什麼?他會讀我的心

366
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,241
髮質健康,這點不錯

367
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,422
“一定要喜歡喝茶”

368
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,174
不能是媽寶

369
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,885
莉亞,澳洲雪梨

370
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,721
關於我
正在尋找一段

371
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,389
合意的關係

372
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,652
{\an8}柯蒂斯華倫,人生教練

373
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,238
好可愛

374
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,825
我幫妳來場同志閨蜜大改造吧

375
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,493
我要維持我本來的樣子

376
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,996
配對成功

377
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:15,168
莉亞,幫妳敲定今晚約會
地址在這裡

378
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,601
喂

379
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,686
梅森,我需要你來接我

380
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,980
我覺得我爸陷害我,要摘取我的器官

381
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,107
等等,先別掛斷

382
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,778
開玩笑的,這是語音信箱
有事請留言

383
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,779
可惡

384
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,584
喂

385
00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,588
嘿,如果我死了
在我的葬禮上播林多玫的歌

386
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:04,175
順便清除我的瀏覽器歷史記錄
清空梳妝台最上面的抽屜

387
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:07,303
開玩笑的,這是語音信箱,有事請...

388
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,055
我怎麼一直上當?

389
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:14,936
妳好...

390
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,437
我不能讓妳進去

391
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:18,689
–什麼?
–我們有服裝要求

392
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:19,607
我有穿衣服啊

393
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:21,901
妳是要去服飾店上班嗎?

394
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:27,281
好吧,我本來要跟王阿波羅約會

395
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,075
可以請妳轉告他說我沒辦法赴約嗎?

396
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,036
妳要跟王阿波羅約會?

397
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,624
馬上幫我準備黑色小洋裝

398
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,253
我想她是幼稚園老師吧?

399
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,459
妳找到我了

400
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:24,672
阿波羅?

401
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:26,632
幸會

402
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,094
聽說妳喜歡茶

403
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:33,723
所以我請他們調了一種特殊的雞尾酒

404
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,475
用的是新鮮採收的大紅袍茶

405
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,019
大紅袍?

406
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,867
我的天啊,這真是...

407
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:55,077
令人著迷、誘惑

408
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,997
讓人心跳漏一拍?

409
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,003
是解決相親緊張問題的完美方法

410
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:08,174
當然,相親感覺可能有點像交易
就像做生意

411
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,091
是

412
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:14,055
說到做生意
你情人節有什麼計畫嗎?

413
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,934
我喜歡直截了當
知道自己想要什麼的女性

414
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,770
我確實就是這樣

415
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,897
所以妳不會覺得二月辦婚禮太快?

416
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,357
等待也沒有意義,對吧?

417
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,318
太好了,我們似乎達成共識了

418
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,945
你要跟我一起出席婚禮嗎?

419
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,155
–妳將成為我在澳洲的妻子
–等等,什麼?

420
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,242
–不...
–你需要永久居留權嗎?

421
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,910
不用,完全不用

422
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,538
我們是在“達雅”上配對成功的吧?

423
00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:42,083
給有錢勢利小人用的炫富交友軟體?

424
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,419
還有其他的交友軟體?
聽著,那不重要

425
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:49,131
妳說妳在尋找某種特定的關係

426
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,217
是啊

427
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:55,513
我已經對位於沃克呂斯的
一間華麗房產開價了

428
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,140
那會是我們表面上的主要住處

429
00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,434
與此同時,我的其他夥伴

430
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,436
–將會住在港口另一端,我會...
–不好意思

431
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,939
你的生意夥伴住哪裡有什麼關係嗎?

432
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:09,527
不是我的生意夥伴,莉亞
是我的生活伴侶

433
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,738
不好意思,我好像漏聽了什麼?

434
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:16,826
有一個情婦是中國商人的習俗

435
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:22,123
或是情夫,或是兩者都有

436
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,961
妳確實說過妳很開放

437
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:31,799
我是指帶一個陌生人
去參加我妹的婚禮

438
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,512
那部分依然能納入原本的計畫裡

439
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,764
我直接讓妳看看吧

440
00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,602
如果妳想住在一個更熱鬧的地方

441
00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:47,648
我們可以把這裡
當作我們的第二個城市居住地

442
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:50,693
我希望妳能在我們這個無聊的小地方
感到舒適自在

443
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:54,947
我無法想像每天早上醒來
看到這幅景象

444
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:57,575
來吧

445
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:01,787
妳將成為我的門面妻子

446
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,789
妳要陪我參加商務會議

447
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,208
每季陪我到中國探望我的雙親

448
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,753
作為回報,我會給妳零用錢

449
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,422
妳想怎麼花就怎麼花

450
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,050
好

451
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:22,975
好奇問一下,有多少零用錢?

452
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,019
不,這樣是不對的

453
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:26,479
什麼事是不對的?

454
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,524
我可以養活自己,我開了一間茶館

455
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:31,901
真可愛

456
00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:34,320
自己來吧

457
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:37,656
謝謝

458
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,368
六個月內,我們會開始試著生小孩

459
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:43,371
妳想繼續經營茶館也行

460
00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:44,997
至少要生三個兒子

461
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:58,135
你從沒遇過想安定下來的對象嗎?

462
00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:00,304
–還是就想自己一個人?
–這個嘛

463
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:04,809
我相信每個人
都有一個以上的靈魂伴侶

464
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:10,106
這是我們兩個人可以一起探討的

465
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:13,150
即便我們並不愛彼此?

466
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,735
愛情會消逝

467
00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:19,156
投資卻能長長久久,而且應該多樣化

468
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,091
理論上來說

469
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:42,847
這種模式可能會很適合我

470
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,557
但是呢?

471
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,392
但是...

472
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:51,605
也許我比我以為的更傳統?

473
00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:55,901
真令人失望

474
00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:59,738
但如果妳還是需要找個伴
陪妳參加妳妹的婚禮

475
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:02,074
打個電話給我
我就會搭私人飛機過去

476
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,076
歡迎妳留下來享用甜點

477
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,290
但我半小時後還有另一位候選人要來

478
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:15,171
甜點是什麼?

479
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,506
想吃什麼都有

480
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:25,639
第一次相親就告別單身

481
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,767
我跟妳說過我會搞定的吧

482
00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:30,352
{\an8}你根本什麼也沒搞定,爸

483
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:34,523
他完全就是妳需要的對象

484
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:37,401
他是一家價值數十億的科技公司
唯一的繼承人

485
00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,653
妳可以給他他想要的東西

486
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:41,197
什麼東西?

487
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,240
自由啊

488
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,658
你等一下

489
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:47,453
愛麗絲打給我,我先掛電話了

490
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,288
–愛妳
–再見

491
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:52,583
妳好,愛麗絲?

492
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,419
我美麗的姊姊還好嗎?

493
00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:56,337
{\an8}妳打來做什麼?

494
00:29:56,420 --> 00:30:00,549
{\an8}我只想知道妳的相親怎麼樣了
爸爸挑的對象如何?

495
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:04,094
相親還算順利
感覺很像《瘋狂亞洲富豪》

496
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,804
我想問一下婚禮紀念品的事

497
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,097
什麼?

498
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,766
婚禮手冊第12頁

499
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:11,852
對,當然

500
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,896
只有120人

501
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,773
120人?

502
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,192
那可能要花數百元

503
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,402
謝謝妳!妳人最好了

504
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,570
天啊...

505
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:24,406
媽:新訊息

506
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,076
明天中午相親

507
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,662
在植物園,別遲到了!

508
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,585
–嗨,想試喝嗎?
–不用,抱歉

509
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:37,920
妳好,想來點茶嗎?

510
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,505
–不用,謝謝
–祝妳有美好的一天

511
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:42,383
怎麼樣?

512
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,426
你說得對

513
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,679
我知道,妳是說關於什麼?

514
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:50,099
如果找到靈魂伴侶
就有可能拯救我的茶館

515
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,559
那我要認真看待這件事

516
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:53,394
所以?

517
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,813
–我需要你幫我大改造
–好耶!

518
00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:00,943
感謝上帝,同志耶穌回應了我的祈禱

519
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:05,466
下一套

520
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,419
莉亞?

521
00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:46,090
伊薩!你在這裡做什麼?

522
00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,425
妳又來這裡做什麼?

523
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,262
我只是在等我的相親對象

524
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,933
我想妳的相親對象就是我

525
00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:58,936
妳可以接受嗎?

526
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:05,651
是我媽派你來引誘我回唐斯維的嗎?

527
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,362
我希望她沒把我當作誘餌

528
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,989
雖然我的確喜歡飛蠅釣

529
00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:14,451
你就像一個50歲的男人
住在30歲的身體裡

530
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,870
我能說什麼呢?我喜歡老東西

531
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,998
傳統總令人感到安心

532
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,876
我的感受跟你一樣

533
00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:26,922
野生食物覓食展,朝箭頭方向走

534
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,298
你有覓食過嗎?

535
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,219
嚐嚐看,再跟我說你的感想

536
00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:36,181
有點嗆鼻

537
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:40,728
感覺像早起去晨泳

538
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,022
但後味很柔和

539
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,067
–對
–對

540
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:53,157
這是我最喜歡的一種,能紓解壓力

541
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,453
–來,你一定要試試
–好

542
00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:02,458
它顯然對大腦功能非常有益
能抗腫脹...

543
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,293
味道有點像...

544
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,044
有點像泥土,對吧?

545
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:07,796
–我本來不想這麼說
–是啊

546
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,550
天啊,我很抱歉

547
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,219
這已經變得像出差了,真不好意思

548
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:16,221
妳說這是什麼?

549
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:17,389
南非醉茄

550
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:22,269
在亞洲和非洲廣泛使用,屬於茄科

551
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,272
妳最後一句說什麼?

552
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,315
茄科植物?

553
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:32,988
我以為茄科植物只有馬鈴薯
番茄跟甜椒

554
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:37,534
對,但是南非醉茄,還有野櫻桃...

555
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:41,330
對,沒錯,我對那些都過敏

556
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:44,208
我的天啊,有什麼我能幫忙的嗎?

557
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:45,918
天啊!

558
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,255
你怎麼了?我要怎麼幫你?

559
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:52,466
腎上腺素,在外套裡!

560
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,634
好,外套

561
00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,970
來人幫忙啊,他過敏了!

562
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,808
我找不到注射筆,它長什麼樣子?

563
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:03,435
天啊,好,所以這是...撐著點

564
00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:05,354
–好,這我從來沒試過
–刺我

565
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,814
–我不想弄傷你
–刺我

566
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:07,981
要刺哪裡?

567
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:09,483
–要刺多大力?
–快刺我!

568
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:18,617
有用嗎?

569
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,372
–我很抱歉
–不會,別自責

570
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,458
我好久沒這麼興奮過了

571
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:30,420
我想應該是從來沒有這樣過

572
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:31,964
那我就放心了

573
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,718
咖啡館說這是純伯爵茶

574
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:46,019
我不是要探人隱私什麼的

575
00:35:46,103 --> 00:35:49,648
但妳媽確實說過如果妳能回家
幫她一起經營學校

576
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,108
她一定會很開心

577
00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:53,652
當然是了

578
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,864
妳覺得妳未來會想回去嗎?

579
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:58,824
回到家人身邊?

580
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:09,835
在我外婆去世前
她告訴我要勇敢追尋夢想

581
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,841
隻身一人來到雪梨

582
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,468
這是我做過最可怕的事

583
00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:27,477
當我的家人搬回印尼時

584
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:32,608
我孤單到會自言自語

585
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,111
天啊,那真的很尷尬

586
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,531
不,不會尷尬

587
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,626
那很勇敢

588
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:51,710
我是說追尋夢想

589
00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:54,171
但這個吻也是,我...

590
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,970
我通常要到第二次約會才會這麼做...

591
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,056
–有些傳統就是要用來打破的
–對

592
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:13,941
靜

593
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,736
你剛剛...

594
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,197
–沒有!
–你...

595
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,199
–我沒有
–你剛說了我媽的名字!

596
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,659
–我什麼也沒說
–你有

597
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,118
–你明明有
–我沒有

598
00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:26,662
我是說:“靠近”

599
00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:30,499
–那是...
–我的老天爺啊

600
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,626
這整個相親

601
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:35,504
怎麼了?我們樂在其中,不是嗎?

602
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,047
我以為是這樣,但是...

603
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:41,093
但這完全是我媽會想要發展的約會

604
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,637
我怎麼會知道?

605
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,681
除了每天下課後跟她說話

606
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,474
然後有時午餐後會聊天

607
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:48,684
有時是晚餐後

608
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,352
我的天啊!

609
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,104
你有聽到自己說的嗎?

610
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:53,939
聽著

611
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:58,777
妳的母親是一位很了不起的女性
妳也是

612
00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:03,657
你真的是一個
住在30歲身體裡的50歲男人

613
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:08,078
而你喜歡的是一個
住在50歲身體裡的50歲女性

614
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,997
–好吧...
–你知道嗎?

615
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,331
不,嘿,等等!

616
00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:15,335
所以那確實是一場完美的約會

617
00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:17,254
但妳刺傷了他

618
00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,716
第一次是為了救他
第二次是為了殺他

619
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,011
好像我媽對我造成的問題
還不夠多似的

620
00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:27,222
妳了解我,親愛的
我不會嘲笑別人的癖好,但是...

621
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,266
異性戀...

622
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:31,852
都很瘋狂

623
00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:36,732
愛麗絲:新訊息

624
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,483
{\an8}婚前派對玩水趣

625
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,277
{\an8}明天在威利泳池
打扮得可愛一點!愛妳

626
00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:44,740
要全職經營一間店

627
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,617
還要找到一個靈魂伴侶
根本是不可能的事

628
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,705
所以《鑽石求千金》的參加者
才會放下生活,跑去住豪宅兩個月

629
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:53,957
所以妳不排斥《鑽石求千金》?

630
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:58,253
我試著保持開放
結果看我落到什麼處境

631
00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:03,842
為什麼我應該要在一起的對象
不能直接走進店裡?

632
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:11,975
–好可愛
–對啊

633
00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:24,905
謝謝你!

634
00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:30,494
太可愛了

635
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:32,662
理查?

636
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,873
那也太酷了吧

637
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,128
從妳困惑的表情來看

638
00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:42,923
我猜妳沒讀過手冊第12頁

639
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,718
“作為我們結合的象徵

640
00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:51,139
“伴郎和伴娘
要一起製作婚禮紀念品”

641
00:39:51,223 --> 00:39:52,057
一起?

642
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,893
一起,當然是了

643
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,105
我只是沒讀細節

644
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,120
這裡跟我想像的不太一樣

645
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:15,455
對

646
00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:18,166
早上的尖峰時段剛結束

647
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,128
接下來一小時生意通常比較冷清

648
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:22,838
或是三到四個小時

649
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,596
謝謝

650
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,056
不客氣

651
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:45,610
讓我猜猜看

652
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:48,363
這是潮州茶?

653
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,574
你怎麼知道?

654
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,577
莉亞,這是妳外婆的茶

655
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:55,996
我怎麼會忘記呢?

656
00:40:56,830 --> 00:41:00,417
好,我要去後面盤點

657
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,961
妳要跟我說妳要帶誰去參加婚禮嗎?

658
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,088
其實我可以從這裡開始盤點

659
00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:07,215
不,你可以先去後面盤點

660
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:14,431
我其實有幾個人選

661
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,433
我只是要在他們之間做出選擇

662
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,606
看看我們,就跟以前一樣

663
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,358
趕快把這工作完成吧

664
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,152
好

665
00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:30,363
這個嘛,我有個點子

666
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:32,407
印有他們姓名縮寫的蠟燭

667
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,326
晚宴進行到一半時
大家能把蠟燭點亮

668
00:41:35,202 --> 00:41:38,788
這樣奈傑爾酒醉的爸爸
有可能會燒了整個場地

669
00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:41,875
好,那就改成插電式的蠟燭

670
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,835
好浪費

671
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,546
那妳有什麼好主意,天才?

672
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:48,715
茶包

673
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:59,392
從我到這裡之後,沒有半個顧客上門

674
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,103
對,這個時間通常沒什麼顧客

675
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:08,860
妳有辦法提供茶葉給那麼多賓客嗎?

676
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,448
算了,我可以等等再處理這些

677
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,200
我們可以直接問愛麗絲她想要什麼

678
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,118
等等,愛麗絲特別指明

679
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:20,330
她想要伴郎跟伴娘處理婚禮紀念品

680
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:21,790
對,這個嘛

681
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,417
–你不像我一樣了解我妹
–我是不了解,但她說...

682
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:26,670
有時她說的話不代表她真正的意思

683
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:31,466
–看來這是家族遺傳
–什麼意思?

684
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:33,843
算了

685
00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:36,554
當我沒說

686
00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:38,348
謝謝妳請我喝茶

687
00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:40,642
明天見

688
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:50,735
好喔

689
00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:52,946
我開始了解

690
00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:55,282
妳跟那個帥哥為什麼不合了

691
00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:57,367
因為他是個混蛋

692
00:42:57,450 --> 00:43:00,996
不對,因為你們是同一種人

693
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:05,667
對我來說,幸運的是還有很多好男人

694
00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:07,669
可以挑選

695
00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:23,018
玩水日

696
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,813
水療玩水日!

697
00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:28,857
我等不及了

698
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,026
–我好興奮
–莉亞

699
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:34,654
嘿

700
00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,656
–理查
–嘿

701
00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:39,701
莉亞,這位是蘿西,她是...

702
00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:41,995
他的伴

703
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:45,081
好吧,蘿西其實會參加婚前派對

704
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:46,207
她是奈傑爾的堂妹

705
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:49,002
我們想說既然我們要一起出席
不如就當彼此的伴,對吧?

706
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:50,920
對

707
00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:55,133
–莉亞?
–我們下去吧

708
00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:57,927
我的天啊

709
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:00,847
我介紹妳認識柯蒂斯

710
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:03,558
如果妳把握機會
他可以成為妳婚禮的伴

711
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:04,851
–柯蒂斯!
–嘿

712
00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:07,395
凌愛麗絲

713
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,649
–我的天啊,柯蒂斯
–很高興再次見到妳

714
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:12,567
是啊

715
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,362
莉亞,這位是柯蒂斯

716
00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:19,616
柯蒂斯,這位是我姊姊莉亞
我跟你說過她的很多事

717
00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:22,994
莉亞,妳本人比愛麗絲描述的
漂亮許多

718
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,288
謝謝

719
00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:27,040
感覺滿瘋狂的

720
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,792
各位,這是柯蒂斯!

721
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:32,253
我們是在凱恩斯
一間靜修度假村認識的

722
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:37,008
他幫助我們找到了強烈的靈性共鳴

723
00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:38,385
嘿,大個子

724
00:44:38,802 --> 00:44:41,179
我是理查,很高興認識...

725
00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:45,850
看來你比較喜歡擁抱

726
00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:48,937
想變得開放,就要毫不猶豫地行動

727
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,650
愛麗絲跟我說妳可能會有點怕水

728
00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:58,154
我能接受一、兩根腳趾踩進水裡

729
00:44:58,238 --> 00:45:00,073
如果妳跟妳妹妹一樣

730
00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:02,659
我們肯定會有很深刻的靈魂連結

731
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:06,037
理查,你可以幫我在背上
擦防曬乳嗎?

732
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,540
好,當然可以

733
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:15,004
柯蒂斯?

734
00:45:17,799 --> 00:45:19,676
我的天啊,糟了,我很抱歉

735
00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:20,885
別擔心

736
00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:22,679
防曬乳沒有噴錯地方

737
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:26,975
能幫助這個凡人之軀
抵擋垂死恆星的光線

738
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,727
是的,當然

739
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:37,777
我把防曬乳抹開

740
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,530
好,擦好了

741
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,327
讓微風親吻你的肌膚

742
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,455
肩膀放鬆

743
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,668
我們的身體和思緒相連

744
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,379
如果妳的身體很緊繃
心情也會無法平靜

745
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:03,136
感受血液脈搏傳到指尖、傳到腳趾

746
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,096
傳到身體的每個區域

747
00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:07,348
妳相信我嗎?

748
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:10,477
相信

749
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,773
我們都活在恐懼的懸崖上

750
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:20,111
但在恐懼的邊界之外
蘊藏著無限的可能

751
00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,404
以及滿足感

752
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,615
你只需要擁抱它

753
00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:26,618
妳可以的

754
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:28,786
就是這樣

755
00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:32,832
好

756
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:35,793
好

757
00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,256
好喔

758
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:46,137
如果妳無法跨越心中的障礙

759
00:46:46,221 --> 00:46:49,390
那些心理上的障礙
就會變成真實的障礙

760
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:52,894
–可以嗎?
–好

761
00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:24,300
我的天啊

762
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,594
–我做到了
–好棒!

763
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:28,513
我為妳感到驕傲

764
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,116
希望妳今天有玩得開心

765
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,786
看來妳跟柯蒂斯的相親很順利

766
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,538
真的很順利,對吧?

767
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,124
看來要贏得凌莉亞的芳心

768
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,835
你只需要穩健的雙手
和無可挑剔的下巴輪廓

769
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,212
你在吃醋嗎?

770
00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:05,008
他像顆高大的古銅色肉丸
我為何要吃他的醋?

771
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:08,511
我以為你會為我高興

772
00:48:08,595 --> 00:48:11,472
我可以為妳感到高興
同時不同意妳的觀點

773
00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:14,183
天啊

774
00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:17,854
有越多事物改變
就有越多事物維持不變

775
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:21,149
–那是什麼意思?
–我今天度過了愉快的一天

776
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:25,612
可能是我這輩子第一次感到放鬆

777
00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:27,363
現在我們卻在吵架

778
00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:29,032
是妳要小題大作的

779
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,116
我?

780
00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,827
我才沒有對那件事小題大作

781
00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:34,996
抱歉,妳說的是哪件事?

782
00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:38,124
蘿西,那件事就是我們答應彼此

783
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:41,711
要搬到雪梨開一間茶館
但他在最後一刻退出了

784
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:43,504
–妳說他怎樣?
–都是我的錯了?

785
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:45,632
打破我們之間約定的人又不是我

786
00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:47,133
原來是這樣,我都忘了

787
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:50,178
整個世界只會圍繞著莉亞的夢想打轉

788
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:53,598
–我們明明約定好了
–那時我們才15歲

789
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,850
那只是個幻想
我們其中一個人得認清現實

790
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:59,312
–我爸媽需要我幫忙經營餐廳
–你想說我的家人不在乎我嗎?

791
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:01,522
不,是妳不在乎妳的家人

792
00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:04,859
–莉亞...
–停車

793
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,236
–莉亞
–給我停車就對了

794
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:15,536
莉亞

795
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,621
莉亞!

796
00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:25,546
其實我也可以在這裡下車

797
00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:27,590
蘿西

798
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:37,600
我忘記拿包包了

799
00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:09,632
我好喜歡

800
00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,300
妳看起來很美

801
00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:13,928
大家總算意見一致了

802
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,805
你根本不該出現在這裡

803
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:18,516
–要我付錢,我就要待在這
–好

804
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,017
我想試穿另一件

805
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:23,396
–我們得兩件一起比較
–好

806
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,022
莉亞,妳去穿另一件婚紗

807
00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:26,649
這樣不是會倒楣嗎?

808
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:28,359
婚姻這件事本身就很倒楣

809
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,362
別見怪

810
00:50:31,446 --> 00:50:34,907
為什麼不直接拍照
然後在手機上做比較呢?

811
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,871
我也是可以試穿一下

812
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,875
謝謝

813
00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,504
我的天啊

814
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:03,394
莉亞

815
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,649
我的天啊

816
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:18,201
我真的選不出來

817
00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:24,832
想不到我的兩個女兒
都要在一年內結婚了

818
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,210
妳覺得柯蒂斯怎麼樣?

819
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:30,630
柯蒂斯令人難忘

820
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:34,967
但我不知道他是不是對的人

821
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:36,052
什麼意思?

822
00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:38,763
他像施洗約翰一樣讓妳潛入水中

823
00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,181
老實說,莉亞

824
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,975
我很同情那些男人

825
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,645
妳真的有在努力嗎?

826
00:51:46,813 --> 00:51:49,190
我認為伊薩會是一位很棒的丈夫

827
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,108
對,其他人的丈夫

828
00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:53,402
她才不需要一個書呆子

829
00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:55,530
–我告訴妳她需要的是...
–存錢筒?

830
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:57,448
–什麼?
–你以為我沒聽說

831
00:51:57,532 --> 00:51:58,616
你想把她跟誰湊對?

832
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:00,076
–這是生意
–不

833
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:03,412
–莉亞只需要一個單純的對象
–我想我只需要...

834
00:52:03,496 --> 00:52:06,749
她需要的是能正經看待責任的對象

835
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:07,917
所以妳覺得

836
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,127
–阿波羅的錢不正經?
–不!

837
00:52:10,211 --> 00:52:12,171
我不是一個能被贈送出去的東西

838
00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:13,923
麻煩小聲一點

839
00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:15,675
愛麗絲,這是個笑話

840
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:18,553
–阿波羅甚至不相信愛情
–但那就是重點

841
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,179
比起人,柯蒂斯更像海豚

842
00:52:20,263 --> 00:52:21,389
妳喜歡海豚!

843
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:25,810
–大消息,媽,伊薩愛的是妳
–什麼?

844
00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:27,979
–妳說什麼?
–她說什麼?

845
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,815
你們都聽到了,你們自以為知道
對我最好的安排是什麼

846
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,692
但你們連自己都顧不好

847
00:52:33,276 --> 00:52:34,694
這太荒謬了

848
00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:37,572
別碰我!

849
00:52:39,282 --> 00:52:41,951
你們知道嗎?也許你們說得對

850
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:43,411
我會永遠孤單一人

851
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,621
永遠找不到愛情,茶館會關門大吉

852
00:52:45,705 --> 00:52:47,707
妳說“茶館會關門大吉”
是什麼意思?

853
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,251
妳說茶館生意很好

854
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,003
茶館的事妳說謊了?

855
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,713
我就知道那不會成功

856
00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:56,090
妳把婆婆的錢都浪費光了

857
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:59,677
至少我的生活
不像妳那虛偽的粉紅色幻想

858
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,430
妳以為妳離開了唐斯維就高我一等

859
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:07,101
我以為“莉亞要搬去雪梨
變得更成熟”

860
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,438
結果不是,還是一樣自私、孤單
而且非常可悲!

861
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:11,564
讓妳看看什麼才叫可悲

862
00:53:16,736 --> 00:53:18,404
妳們兩個慚不慚愧?

863
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:21,699
妳也該感到慚愧,母親

864
00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:26,454
妳教會我們的只有如何害怕快樂

865
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:29,373
爸爸幾年前真該離開我們

866
00:53:29,457 --> 00:53:31,709
這樣我們的人生就不會如此悲慘

867
00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:35,338
我可以學會像正常人一樣約會

868
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,559
我不是那個意思,媽媽

869
00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:51,812
爸

870
00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:55,316
妳太過分了

871
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:57,985
妳不用來參加婚禮了

872
00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:01,280
–愛麗絲?
–我不想讓妳當我的伴娘

873
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:19,840
恭喜發財

874
00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:29,976
嘿,親愛的,婚紗試穿還好嗎?

875
00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:31,978
妳玩得開心嗎?

876
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,647
驅逐通告

877
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:35,731
對

878
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:45,491
我想現在不是個討論薪水的好時機?

879
00:54:48,703 --> 00:54:50,121
你們有賣珍珠奶茶嗎?

880
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,289
我們是一家茶藝館

881
00:54:52,373 --> 00:54:58,129
專門提供手沖中國茶的正宗體驗

882
00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,381
等一下,我剛走進這間茶館,對吧?

883
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:04,385
然後這個老女人說
“我們沒賣珍珠奶茶”

884
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:07,346
我可以外帶一杯冰綠茶嗎?

885
00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:08,764
我們沒有做外帶

886
00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:10,808
認真嗎?

887
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,059
你們沒做外帶?

888
00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:13,853
你們怎麼還沒倒閉?

889
00:55:16,439 --> 00:55:19,734
這間茶館本該是要服務社區

890
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:22,653
向人們介紹我的文化

891
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:24,613
所以你們有賣珍珠奶茶嗎?

892
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,554
你想喝茶?

893
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,557
那我就給你茶!

894
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:54,769
喝茶也是有規矩的,懂嗎?

895
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:59,398
它是優雅的維也納華爾滋
不是什麼小雞舞!

896
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:00,816
天啊!

897
00:56:01,442 --> 00:56:03,736
我每天都在店裡

898
00:56:03,819 --> 00:56:06,989
付出一切,付出所有心血!

899
00:56:07,073 --> 00:56:12,244
但你們這些人只在乎珍珠奶茶
糖包跟牛奶!

900
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,663
牛奶不適合加在茶裡

901
00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:18,292
你知道茶葉是從哪裡來的嗎?

902
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,920
是來自中國,混蛋!

903
00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:43,943
14通未接來電

904
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:49,281
莉亞

905
00:56:49,365 --> 00:56:52,243
如果茶館需要幫忙,妳可以跟我說

906
00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:53,869
我們是家人

907
00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:57,498
拜託,今晚回來吃年夜飯吧

908
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:02,419
嘿,寶貝

909
00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:05,339
妳得打電話跟妳母親道歉

910
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,049
跟她談談吧

911
00:57:07,133 --> 00:57:09,343
婚禮過幾天就要舉行了

912
00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:16,559
嘿,姊姊,妳可以回電給我嗎?

913
00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:18,352
我們真的需要談談

914
00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:43,752
走開

915
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:46,630
我叫你走開

916
00:57:46,714 --> 00:57:49,216
已經三天了,莉亞

917
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:52,928
這是兩個好朋友
不在彼此身邊的最久極限

918
00:57:53,012 --> 00:57:54,388
規則不是我訂的

919
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,142
好臭,好像有什麼東西死了

920
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,604
而且就埋在妳的嘴巴裡

921
00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:03,647
這太噁心了

922
00:58:03,731 --> 00:58:06,066
別來煩我跟我嘴巴裡的東西

923
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:09,653
我現在不是要細心照顧妳
讓妳打起精神

924
00:58:09,737 --> 00:58:12,781
–然後迷人地讓一切好轉
–那你來這裡做什麼?

925
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:16,493
妳還有兩次相親

926
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:19,413
代表妳還剩兩次機會能找到靈魂伴侶

927
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,582
如果妳不打算去相親

928
00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:24,084
我就把相親對象帶來找妳

929
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,880
探訪時間結束了,朋友

930
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,506
我不會再去認識新對象了

931
00:58:30,049 --> 00:58:32,718
不,我想你們已經見過面了

932
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,933
妳好,我是梅森

933
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,435
我很期待要跟妳約會,女孩

934
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,856
什麼?不,絕對不要

935
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,525
妳趕快換衣服,到屋頂來找我

936
00:58:49,235 --> 00:58:50,819
我買了所有妳愛的東西

937
00:58:51,237 --> 00:58:54,156
芒果糯米布丁?

938
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:57,034
蜂蜜檸檬茶

939
00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:58,869
沒錯

940
00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:01,080
抹茶月餅?

941
00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:02,331
你簡直會讀心術

942
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:06,210
對,我不知道安排一場完美的約會
對直男來說為何那麼困難

943
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:10,422
你只需要傾聽另一半的需求,還有...

944
00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:15,219
其實我在說的當下
能理解這件事的難處

945
00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:16,929
我知道你要說什麼

946
00:59:17,972 --> 00:59:20,349
你會要我忍著點

947
00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:23,185
繼續去相親,找到我的夢中情人

948
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:25,771
才不是呢,親愛的

949
00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:29,441
已經有夠多人對妳那樣說了

950
00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:33,237
我來這裡只是為了傾聽

951
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,906
然後喝個爛醉

952
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:40,828
我累壞了

953
00:59:43,289 --> 00:59:44,790
而且我很孤單

954
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:51,046
我覺得我讓每個人都失望了

955
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:56,468
來

956
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:58,929
吃這個吧

957
01:00:06,979 --> 01:00:09,523
我的外婆一定會很失望

958
01:00:12,026 --> 01:00:13,736
她常哼一首歌

959
01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:17,114
就在我們等待茶葉綻放時

960
01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:24,496
等待水和茶葉完成它們的舞蹈

961
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:49,813
妳知道嗎?

962
01:00:50,439 --> 01:00:52,608
人生就像跳舞一樣

963
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,902
妳找到了平衡

964
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,945
妳跟上了它的節拍

965
01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,282
妳要怎麼跳就怎麼跳

966
01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:07,706
好

967
01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:10,292
妳怎麼了?

968
01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:14,797
我剛剛想起一些遺忘的事

969
01:01:19,468 --> 01:01:21,720
為什麼這是到現在為止最棒的相親?

970
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:23,680
親愛的

971
01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,893
如果妳想摸來摸去

972
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:28,977
–我們可以...
–梅森

973
01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:31,271
–還好,我也很害怕
–對

974
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,595
我的天啊

975
01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,723
人生就像一場舞蹈

976
01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:51,852
只要你能享受節奏
就能用任何方式舞動

977
01:02:52,561 --> 01:02:53,770
什麼時候舞動都行

978
01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:59,943
莉亞,店裡看起來棒極了

979
01:03:08,494 --> 01:03:10,037
我努力過了

980
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,622
不是嗎,外婆?

981
01:03:37,189 --> 01:03:38,023
你好

982
01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:39,816
莉亞,妳到底在哪裡?

983
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:42,277
趕快下樓!

984
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:46,156
天啊!

985
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,492
我以為改變陳列能讓生意變好

986
01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:51,078
但我沒想到這麼快就有效了

987
01:03:51,453 --> 01:03:55,332
好,有好消息,然後還有更棒的消息

988
01:03:55,415 --> 01:03:58,627
–好消息是妳現在有粉絲了
–更棒的消息呢?

989
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:02,172
–更棒的消息是妳變成迷因了
–什麼?

990
01:04:02,256 --> 01:04:04,383
{\an8}瀏覽次數已經突破一千萬了

991
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:05,384
餓到爆氣是真的

992
01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:06,885
你們這些人只在乎珍珠奶茶

993
01:04:06,969 --> 01:04:09,805
而且妳整個爆紅

994
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:12,808
有人把妳做成一首歌、對嘴挑戰

995
01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:15,352
茶,我就給你珍珠奶茶

996
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:19,898
珍珠奶茶,糖包
珍珠奶茶跟牛奶

997
01:04:20,607 --> 01:04:22,359
還有人模仿妳

998
01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:32,119
我的老天啊,這太扯了

999
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:37,082
大家開始稱妳是“瘋狂茶葉女”
但被罵是種族歧視,就停止了

1000
01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:40,502
我們根本昨天就該開始製作周邊產品

1001
01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:41,837
這是一場惡夢

1002
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,338
這是打響知名度

1003
01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:44,756
對,但我淪為笑柄了

1004
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,967
寶貝,妳是一個迷因

1005
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,677
就是她,瘋狂茶葉女!

1006
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:52,264
–大家生氣了嗎?
–應該是興奮才對

1007
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,601
但可能也有點生氣

1008
01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:56,602
所以呢?

1009
01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:58,729
我們到底要不要開店?

1010
01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:00,731
好,但是等一下

1011
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:04,026
如果他們想拍照,最低消費是25元

1012
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,485
然後店裡最多只能容納30人

1013
01:05:06,194 --> 01:05:07,112
還有其他事嗎?

1014
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:10,782
面帶微笑,然後深呼吸

1015
01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:13,076
好了,各位

1016
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,788
店裡最多只能有50人

1017
01:05:16,872 --> 01:05:21,084
跟瘋狂茶葉女拍照的低消是60元

1018
01:05:21,168 --> 01:05:24,588
我可以那樣稱呼她
因為她是我最好的朋友

1019
01:05:25,172 --> 01:05:26,715
這種茶對生氣有益嗎?

1020
01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:30,010
我是說它能讓我更生氣嗎?就像妳?

1021
01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:34,765
這個嘛,茶能幫助消化

1022
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:38,268
其實妳並不像
紅遍澳洲的那部影片中那麼可怕

1023
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:40,395
謝了

1024
01:05:40,479 --> 01:05:41,980
非常感謝

1025
01:05:42,064 --> 01:05:44,608
–這是下次能打九折的折價券
–謝謝

1026
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:48,612
沒有人不喜歡打折

1027
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,740
好了,各位

1028
01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:54,576
準備欣賞首次展示

1029
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:57,537
什麼展示?

1030
01:05:58,163 --> 01:05:59,790
表演妳的茶藝

1031
01:06:00,207 --> 01:06:01,708
–現在?
–開始啊

1032
01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:04,002
大家為看戲而來,為喝茶留下來

1033
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,422
這就是妳一直以來的目標

1034
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,938
當你在中國去拜訪某人

1035
01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:24,398
他們會泡茶給你喝

1036
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:31,613
所以,茶對我來說不只是一種飲品

1037
01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,075
它代表一個安全的空間

1038
01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:39,121
代表問候

1039
01:07:15,991 --> 01:07:17,284
當然可以

1040
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:18,493
這是花草茶...

1041
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:21,747
這是烏龍茶

1042
01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:27,753
莉亞

1043
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,964
我要去參加婚禮了

1044
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:38,805
好的,各位

1045
01:07:38,889 --> 01:07:42,726
情人節茶葉組兩組打八折

1046
01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,145
今天限定

1047
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:15,550
愛麗絲

1048
01:08:23,058 --> 01:08:25,852
愛麗絲,很抱歉我弄髒了妳的婚紗

1049
01:08:25,936 --> 01:08:27,270
我太惡劣了

1050
01:08:27,354 --> 01:08:29,147
妳說得對

1051
01:08:29,231 --> 01:08:32,776
我希望大家認為我是完美的
這樣他們就無法傷害我

1052
01:08:33,568 --> 01:08:35,904
但我真的累了

1053
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:40,450
我真的...不要吵!

1054
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:43,870
不,妳說得對

1055
01:08:43,954 --> 01:08:45,038
我覺得很難堪

1056
01:08:45,914 --> 01:08:49,292
因為妳的人生進度已經超前我許多

1057
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:53,004
–感覺我好像選錯道路之類的
–不

1058
01:08:53,088 --> 01:08:54,297
妳無所畏懼

1059
01:08:54,381 --> 01:08:57,008
妳離開了,而我選擇留在家裡

1060
01:08:57,759 --> 01:09:00,303
–我是個失敗者
–不

1061
01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:03,598
雖然我還是比較漂亮
但我也只有這個優點

1062
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,518
還有...

1063
01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:09,646
謝謝妳,莉亞

1064
01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:10,856
謝我什麼?

1065
01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:13,608
婚禮紀念品,它們很完美

1066
01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:17,863
我很高興妳喜歡

1067
01:09:17,946 --> 01:09:21,283
紀念品會變成婚禮最棒的亮點

1068
01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:26,121
天啊,別哭,妳會害我哭的

1069
01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:27,038
好

1070
01:09:27,122 --> 01:09:28,748
–我幫妳補個妝
–好

1071
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:33,128
–媽人呢?
–她出去了

1072
01:09:33,879 --> 01:09:34,796
好

1073
01:09:42,596 --> 01:09:43,513
媽?

1074
01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:45,891
媽?

1075
01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:51,897
媽?

1076
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:54,941
抱歉

1077
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:00,447
我的天啊

1078
01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:06,369
我找到我的唇線筆了,謝謝你,伊薩

1079
01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:08,038
它一直都在我的包包裡

1080
01:10:08,330 --> 01:10:10,040
我先去幫妳佔位子,寶貝

1081
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:12,125
我是說靜...我是說校長

1082
01:10:25,472 --> 01:10:26,514
叫我靜...

1083
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:28,558
或是寶貝

1084
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,227
都可以

1085
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:41,529
–很高興見到妳,莉亞
–我也是,伊茲

1086
01:10:50,664 --> 01:10:53,875
茶館的狀況我騙了你們
我要為此道歉

1087
01:10:53,959 --> 01:10:55,168
不

1088
01:10:56,670 --> 01:10:57,796
妳說得對

1089
01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:59,130
真的嗎?

1090
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:03,593
我對妳父親很不滿,所以...

1091
01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:07,305
我把一切寄託在妳們身上

1092
01:11:08,974 --> 01:11:10,225
而當妳離開時...

1093
01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:15,689
我很嫉妒

1094
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:20,068
因為...

1095
01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:27,492
我知道那對妳來說絕對是正確的

1096
01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,871
我已經忘了如何追求自己的幸福

1097
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:35,375
我錯了

1098
01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:41,381
我也錯了

1099
01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:45,802
我只想說...

1100
01:11:46,678 --> 01:11:49,180
伊薩會努力追求我的幸福

1101
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,225
媽,我不需要知道那麼多

1102
01:11:53,143 --> 01:11:55,937
莉亞,他可是一位語言學家呢

1103
01:11:57,272 --> 01:11:58,982
是嗎?天啊,好

1104
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:00,650
–這我不需要知道
–不

1105
01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:03,111
–讓我告訴妳昨天發生了什麼事...
–拜託不要

1106
01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:21,963
謝謝妳,媽

1107
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,174
–天啊,你趕到了
–對

1108
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,302
我們一小時就完售了

1109
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,303
什麼?

1110
01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,097
我趕上最接近的下一班飛機

1111
01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:14,474
在婚禮最後十分鐘趕到

1112
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:17,852
婚禮非常...粉紅色

1113
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:19,813
對

1114
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,024
這正是我妹想要的

1115
01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:27,821
謝謝你幫我做婚禮紀念品

1116
01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:29,572
什麼?妳在說什麼?

1117
01:13:30,365 --> 01:13:33,409
–沒事,對
–好...

1118
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:39,833
好,那邊那位性感小籠包是誰?

1119
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:44,921
那個人可能會是你的完美對象

1120
01:13:45,672 --> 01:13:48,133
不,妳確定嗎?這是妳的最後一天

1121
01:13:48,216 --> 01:13:49,467
生命的最後一天?

1122
01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:51,344
不,親愛的

1123
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,554
五次相親

1124
01:13:53,138 --> 01:13:54,472
對喔,天啊

1125
01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:58,268
愛麗絲可能會把所有相親對象邀來
試最後一次

1126
01:14:00,395 --> 01:14:01,437
沒關係

1127
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:05,191
午夜鐘聲響起時
我將永遠變成沒人愛的老太婆

1128
01:14:05,275 --> 01:14:09,946
妳知道的,妳永遠都是我的
沒人愛的老太婆,親愛的

1129
01:14:10,738 --> 01:14:11,823
你真貼心

1130
01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:14,659
祝你玩得開心

1131
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,330
不是他喔?

1132
01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:23,001
不是

1133
01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:24,919
他不是我的靈魂伴侶

1134
01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:29,299
不是他,不過他們倆倒是會很幸福的

1135
01:14:29,883 --> 01:14:32,510
那妳到底會選哪一個呢?

1136
01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:33,720
誰也不選

1137
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,389
感覺他們都不適合

1138
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:39,559
再說,我也沒在婚禮前完成五次相親

1139
01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:43,730
我的好丫頭
我可沒說是哪一個婚禮啊

1140
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,525
妳應該還有一次相親吧

1141
01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:55,325
妳妹妹可真會挑開胃菜

1142
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:07,503
–嘿
–妳好

1143
01:15:07,587 --> 01:15:10,798
對了,妳跟理查,你們做得很棒

1144
01:15:13,593 --> 01:15:15,553
你是個好人,奈傑爾

1145
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:18,348
都是理查做的,對吧?

1146
01:15:19,349 --> 01:15:21,476
是啊,他整晚沒睡

1147
01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:24,270
他說妳需要幫忙

1148
01:15:25,230 --> 01:15:26,105
理查就是這樣

1149
01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:28,274
總是默默支持著每個人

1150
01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:29,943
就像他媽媽一樣

1151
01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:32,362
其實

1152
01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,113
他媽媽在他高中畢業後生病了

1153
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:36,950
他一個人撐起了整個家

1154
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:51,297
奈傑爾,我很高興多了一個妹夫

1155
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:53,341
來抱一個吧

1156
01:15:55,093 --> 01:15:56,636
歡迎加入這個家庭

1157
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:00,556
–女婿
–嘿

1158
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:02,934
讓我跟我女兒相處一下吧

1159
01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:09,899
派對很棒

1160
01:16:09,983 --> 01:16:10,942
是啊

1161
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,403
其實呢,莉亞

1162
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,321
妳可能認為我是個糟糕的爸爸

1163
01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:17,156
妳知道嗎?

1164
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,659
我不遵從傳統的教養規則

1165
01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:20,618
非常不遵從

1166
01:16:20,702 --> 01:16:24,080
不,你知道的
有些規則就是用來打破的

1167
01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:28,751
妳絕對是我的女兒

1168
01:16:31,838 --> 01:16:34,924
妳能成為這樣的女性

1169
01:16:35,008 --> 01:16:37,260
婆婆一定會很驕傲

1170
01:16:39,429 --> 01:16:40,930
我也很驕傲

1171
01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:44,892
謝謝爸

1172
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:51,024
對了,爸,你想跳舞嗎?

1173
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,942
我很樂意

1174
01:16:54,027 --> 01:16:54,986
我們走吧

1175
01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:57,864
借過

1176
01:16:57,947 --> 01:16:59,198
借過

1177
01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:35,860
不要一次全部花光

1178
01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:37,904
真的嗎?

1179
01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,781
你在紅包裡放了多少錢?

1180
01:17:39,864 --> 01:17:40,990
不能說

1181
01:17:43,951 --> 01:17:44,994
祝你們

1182
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,080
百年好合

1183
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:48,873
歡迎你加入這個家

1184
01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:52,835
愛麗絲

1185
01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:00,635
莉亞,再來換妳了

1186
01:18:12,063 --> 01:18:13,147
謝謝

1187
01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:18,528
抱歉,我沒想到會有錢能給妳

1188
01:18:18,611 --> 01:18:19,946
謝謝

1189
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,407
但這是婆婆的手鐲

1190
01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:28,579
婆婆說有五種不同的茶

1191
01:18:28,663 --> 01:18:31,124
即便它們都是同一種茶葉泡的

1192
01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:33,960
它們彼此截然不同

1193
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:37,296
就像生活,也像愛情

1194
01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:42,301
妳如何處理茶葉
就會產生不同的結果

1195
01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:45,388
我們都像不同種類的茶

1196
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:47,390
這可能是代表家人

1197
01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:54,856
或是朋友,那些牽動妳心的人

1198
01:18:55,857 --> 01:18:57,066
甚至是靈魂伴侶

1199
01:18:58,568 --> 01:19:03,823
或許那個人一直以來都在妳面前

1200
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:13,291
奈傑爾和愛麗絲

1201
01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:16,169
你們就像一杯完美的茶

1202
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:20,256
相互扶持,你們將能綻放

1203
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,015
我知道有些話不是說給我聽的

1204
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:32,185
無論妳是說給誰聽
千萬別讓他們離開

1205
01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:35,354
好

1206
01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:55,291
理查!

1207
01:20:06,010 --> 01:20:07,011
理查

1208
01:20:08,513 --> 01:20:10,306
你為什麼沒跟我說你媽的事?

1209
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:20,274
如果我說了...

1210
01:20:22,777 --> 01:20:23,945
妳就會留下來

1211
01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:40,127
等一下

1212
01:20:42,296 --> 01:20:43,714
我可以先跟你約會嗎?

1213
01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:46,926
–當然,沒問題
–好

1214
01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:49,262
管他的

1215
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,259
珍珠奶茶?

1216
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:30,428
還有綠茶外帶

1217
01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:32,346
謝謝,祝妳有美好的一天

1218
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,642
謝謝,再見

1219
01:21:42,940 --> 01:21:44,942
–嘿,你好嗎?
–我很好

1220
01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:47,278
嗨,寶貝

1221
01:21:49,155 --> 01:21:50,156
我們走吧?

1222
01:21:51,699 --> 01:21:54,118
–待會見,梅森
–再見

1223
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:01,959
第五次相親

1224
01:22:02,043 --> 01:22:04,920
五次相親

1225
01:22:06,047 --> 01:22:07,673
{\an8}從此幸福快樂

1226
01:22:07,757 --> 01:22:11,218
{\an8}劇終

1227
01:22:52,093 --> 01:22:54,095
字幕翻譯:楊景丞

1228
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,180
{\an8}創意監督:
張世幸