1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,076 Close your eyes and open your ears. 4 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,827 Dad! 5 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,223 -Aah! -Okay, come on! 6 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,279 Go, go, go! 7 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:03,889 Go, go! 8 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,155 Aah! 9 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,072 Skunk! 10 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:55,164 -Skunky! -Dad, is that you? 11 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,948 Who the hell do you think it is?! 12 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:13,138 Yeah, yeah, I know. I saw it. 13 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,096 Come on, let's go. 14 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,750 Where? 15 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:19,144 To get it back. 16 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:21,625 Whoo-hoo! 17 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:34,203 -You guys! -Yeah? 18 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,640 -You guys! -Yeah?! 19 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:39,600 We are totally gonna go make this video 20 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:43,212 in the totally badass lover-bumpin' swamp! 21 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:45,083 Whoo! 22 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:48,173 'Cause we're what?! 23 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:52,221 The Swamp Vixens from Uranus! 24 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:57,531 -We're who?! -The Swamp Vixens from Uranus! 25 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,403 And my man Dennis over here is gonna be like, "Bla-dow! 26 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,231 I'm a filmmaker!" 27 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:05,147 And I'm gonna be like, "Whassa, whassa, what's up?!" 28 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:07,802 I'm a lover-pumpin' rock star! 29 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,891 Yeah! 30 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,851 Who wants more drugs? 31 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:18,073 We don't need drugs. We aredrugs. 32 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,596 -You feeling me? -Yeah. 33 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:22,773 -You feeling me?! -Yeah! 34 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:25,080 That guy in the red car that Troy is about to pass, 35 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,691 feeling me?! -Yeah! 36 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,739 Ooh! 37 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:48,277 Very nice. You have two. Good number. 38 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:09,080 You're about to meet the man. 39 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:14,564 What's known as a man's man. 40 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:18,525 He's a pragmatist. You know what a pragmatist is, son? 41 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,135 No. 42 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:22,746 Somebody who gets things done without asking questions. 43 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,835 Understand? 44 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,707 Is--Is he a hunter? 45 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,186 Yes, he is. 46 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,550 There he is. 47 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:49,991 Jake. 48 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,341 -Layton. -My son Wyatt. 49 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,343 How you doing? 50 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,389 Hi. 51 00:07:57,433 --> 00:08:00,654 So, what are we after? Gator? 52 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:03,004 Partly. 53 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,049 Here it is, ladies! 54 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:08,618 Coming right on up. 55 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:13,580 - Ooh, that is, that is. - Ah, yeah. 56 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,929 Check this place out. 57 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,800 Check it out! 58 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:20,630 Troy, look at that lake. 59 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,806 You're taking me to all the best places. 60 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,678 Yeah. The people who own this place are true swamp. 61 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,201 I support their existence. 62 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,246 -Come on. Let's do it. -Okay. 63 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,944 Let's do it. Yeah. 64 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:36,559 Hey, I'm Troy. We booked the morning boat. 65 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,170 -Swamp Vixens from Uranus. -Whoo! 66 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,651 -We're the Vixens. -and I'm Uranus. 67 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,479 Charming. Well, I'm Nathan Connors. 68 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,176 I'll be your guide today. 69 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:48,092 So, I take it you're the filmmaker? 70 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:50,573 Wait, just because he's the guy, he's the filmmaker? 71 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,009 So, you're the filmmaker? 72 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,185 No, he is. Just don't be sexist. 73 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:57,362 Wouldn't cross my mind. Well, daylight's a-wasting, guys. 74 00:08:57,449 --> 00:09:00,235 Let's go. You got any, uh, props or equipment? 75 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,629 -Yep. In the van. -Well, that's my boat 76 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,239 at the far end of the dock. 77 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,154 So, why don't you grab your gear, and we'll meet over there? 78 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,764 Come on, ladies. 79 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,592 Like the man says, daylight's wastin'. 80 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,420 - Let's go. - All right! 81 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,729 -He's yours. -Thank you. 82 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:16,860 Hey, I'm gonna go with, uh, Nathan here 83 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,167 and size up the boat for shots. 84 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,561 Oh, slacker. 85 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,565 Let's go. 86 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,102 Are you sure you lost them here? 87 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,973 Yes, I'm positive. We were out here yesterday, 88 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,236 And they must have fallen off my head or something. 89 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,499 And what color are these sunglasses again? 90 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,501 -They're bluish. -Ha. 91 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,242 It's gonna be pretty hard to find in blue water. 92 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,853 Why don't you just buy a new pair? 93 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,463 They could not have been that expensive. 94 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,819 They're not gonna let us have any fun until we find 'em. 95 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,865 - Nope. - Let's go back. 96 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,681 Well? 97 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,075 Where's Jay? 98 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,990 He must still be down or something. 99 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:46,428 Jay! Huh? 100 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:49,823 -Did you see him? -No. 101 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,748 Um, they've been down there for way too long. 102 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,670 What was that? 103 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:14,108 I don't know. 104 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,023 You guys aren't messing around with us, are you? 105 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,202 Maybe we should call for help. Do you have your phone on you? 106 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,901 No. It's too wet out here. I left it back at the dock. 107 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,124 Aah! 108 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,561 -Jay?! -Rudy?! 109 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,402 Whoo! 110 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,491 Here we go, guys! 111 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,146 Yeah! 112 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:55,453 -Whoo! Yeah! -Whoo-hoo! 113 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,454 -Beautiful! -Yeah! 114 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,815 Swamp Vixens are here! 115 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,948 Here we go! Whoo! 116 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,434 - So? - So... 117 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,262 We're not going to find any missing drugs here. 118 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,003 -This place is a waste. -What, then? 119 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,831 Enough with the tourism. 120 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,746 Let's go back to the car. 121 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,232 You guys, I think we should all get mohawks. 122 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,844 How awesome would that be? 123 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,805 -Yeah! -Whoo! 124 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,285 Let's be discreet with that. 125 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,635 But, Dad. 126 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,071 I don't want my license revoked. 127 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,856 But, Dad! 128 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,597 Okay, Dad, you're stuck on a desert island 129 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,817 with me, Aubrey, Izzy, and Troy. 130 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,472 Who do you love, who do you kill, 131 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:58,734 who do you marry, 132 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:01,476 and who do you dress up like a unicorn 133 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,131 And have My Little Pony sex with? 134 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:09,440 Uh, I don't know. I'd probably just kill and love all of you. 135 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,703 - Oh! - Oh, yeah. 136 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,836 -In that order? -Why not? 137 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:17,492 Serial killer. I'm getting a serial killer vibe here. 138 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,841 That explains the fashion choice. 139 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,625 Seriously, Nate, how old are you? 140 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:21,626 33. 141 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:25,326 Oh, that is so totally Dad-Core! 142 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,284 Dennis is, like, older than that. 143 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,156 And yet we are worlds apart. 144 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,115 -Yeah! -High-five! 145 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,597 So, Nate, how did you get into this line? 146 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,861 Uh, swamp captain? 147 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,254 This is where I wanna be. 148 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,648 Love it down here. 149 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,999 Dude, Nathan is probably 150 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,566 more swamp-pun. than all of us combined! 151 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,786 He's got seaman in his bones! 152 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,571 -Yo, ho, ho. -And a bottle of rum. 153 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:57,924 Back to topic, you don't really strike me as the outdoor type. 154 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,056 And yet I amthe outdoor type. 155 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,538 You strike me as a... proctologist? 156 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,105 -Oh! -Butt joke! 157 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,715 Hey, I'm just riffing here. Don't shoot the messenger. 158 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,544 Hey, mind if I spark up, Captain? 159 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,198 The law minds. 160 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,505 I don't see no law around here, Captain, just swamp trees. 161 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,247 Hey, dude, do boglins originate in the bog? 162 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,597 And if so, are they affiliated with law enforcement? 163 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:23,950 Is that something you would know as a Swamp Lord or Boat Wizard? 164 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:28,084 Nathan totally rocks the many-sided die. 165 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,869 Wouldn't that imply he has friends? 166 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,089 Listen to me. 167 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,483 -This is my ship. -My ship! 168 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,528 And I will turn this boat around and leave you sneering turds 169 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,705 at the dock if you don't cut the junior high crap right now. 170 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,969 -Get it? -"Swamp Turds"! 171 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,188 That could totally be our album name. 172 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,016 -Yeah. -You're totally right. 173 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,104 What, just 'cause I own a button down shirt 174 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,627 and read a book once in a while, I'm a dad? 175 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,412 You guys wanna film your little video 176 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,848 like the grown children you are, 177 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,632 you comply by my rules on this vessel. 178 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,373 My rules! 179 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,594 And maybe, just maybe, I'll allow you to continue 180 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,378 to live in the illusion that you're unique 181 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:04,381 and have something worth sharing with the world. Deal? 182 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,994 -Oh, snap! -Nate's got cojones. 183 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,126 Like a jaded substitute teacher. 184 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,824 -Dad's being a buzzkill. -Oh! 185 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,609 I tell you what, Nate. 186 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,438 I will personally punch any one of these sneering turds 187 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,179 in the face right now. -Huh? 188 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,007 I have no problem hitting women. 189 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,443 I appreciate that, buddy, 190 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,619 but I punch people in the face myself just fine. 191 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:25,968 Nate, I respect the fire. 192 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,014 Look, no more busting out on Nate... 193 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,145 or I'll toss ya in thar drink. 194 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,715 Somebody, make out with Nate as apology. 195 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,673 I might. 196 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,241 -Thank you. -Well, there you go. 197 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,245 Ew. You're gonna kiss your own dad? 198 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,117 Hey, dads are kinda hot. 199 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,858 -What? -They are. Dads are hot. 200 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,818 Ask "Frudo" or whatever. 201 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,559 Freud! 202 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,518 Guys, listen, listen, we're getting off topic here. 203 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,999 Izzy, why you're not suckin' Nathan's face right now? 204 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,914 Good point, Troy. Well said. 205 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:03,049 I guess he has to earn it first. 206 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,615 Challenge accepted. 207 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,269 You know, I would just like to point out 208 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,228 that I am also on this boat, and I am way hotter than Nathan. 209 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,925 So...just saying. 210 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,710 You've already tried to have sex with all of us. 211 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,582 Remember when you were lurking around that art school 212 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,627 we all went to like Predator Preston? 213 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:20,370 Well, missed opportunities on all fronts. Believe it. 214 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,503 I don't think we willbelieve it. 215 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,026 Oh, yeah? 216 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,723 Oh, snap! 217 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,247 I see what you did there. 218 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,989 Onwards! Into the drink! 219 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,600 Yeah! 220 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:51,184 -How are we lost with GPS? -Must be country living. 221 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,316 Most of these back roads aren't even on a map. 222 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,318 So, where is this place anyway? 223 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,712 You'd think a giant factory farm would be easy to find. 224 00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,976 Now if I were a factory farm, where would I be? 225 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,282 And everything is worse down here. 226 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,501 I mean, everything in the South is backwards. 227 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,634 That's a moderate generalization. 228 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,071 But is it? How do 50 gallons 229 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,553 of experimental non-FDA-approved illegal growth hormones 230 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,250 go missing, of all the stuff? 231 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,513 I mean, do you know how much trouble Fud-Rom 232 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,124 would be in if it gets out we're juicing our cows 233 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,256 with unauthorized growth hormones? 234 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,476 Yes, I have a very good idea. 235 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,521 Some toothless somebody in this godforsaken county 236 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,916 is no doubt trying to use 'em as drugs right now. 237 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,136 We'll find 'em in the ER with a forearm the size of a wombat. 238 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,489 -God. Did we just hit something? -I don't see anything. 239 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,578 Well, no harm, no foul. 240 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,233 Well, if we did hit something, I should check it out. 241 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,022 Relax. I'm sure nature will take its course. 242 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,242 Samantha, if I hit something, I'm not gonna 243 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,462 leave it out here to die a slow death in the Swamp. 244 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,987 Kirk, we have other stuff to worry about. 245 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,773 So, maybe I get out and hunt for the animal. 246 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,645 And in the process, we find the factory farm. 247 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,975 Hey, Julie. Hey, it's me, Samantha. 248 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,334 I'm sorry. The reception out here is terrible. 249 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,822 You wanna know what's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. 250 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,216 Everything down here is backwards. 251 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,478 Julie? 252 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,870 Hello? 253 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,625 It all started back in 1894, 254 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:13,326 when the tyrant Abraham sent 900 Yanks to Marianna 255 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:17,373 to crush our brave young men. 256 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,074 You know, I resent northerners from big business 257 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:27,818 coming in here in the swamp, disrespecting our--our privacy, 258 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,690 our good nature here. 259 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:33,302 I resent people not of this land who come in here 260 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:37,263 and rape this country, physically, spiritually. 261 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:42,790 Due to my extensive... knowledge of DNA research 262 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,923 And gene splicing, 263 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:49,449 I realized there's only one way a man can combat these things. 264 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,495 I created the perfect soldier. 265 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,671 - Really? - Yeah. 266 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,587 World's deadliest snakes 267 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,241 combined with the better parts of alligator. 268 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,027 You wouldn't know it, but I graduated with honors 269 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,942 from Georgia Tech. 270 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:09,730 But it's man's God-given right to create scientific research. 271 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,819 That's what I did. 272 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,387 Unfortunately, I must lament. 273 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:17,738 Due to my son's lack of recognition 274 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:22,699 of my rules of confinement, we find ourselves on this hunt. 275 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,702 The collar...it m-- 276 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,965 Why don't you shut up? It didn't malfunction. 277 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,229 You malfunctioned, damn it. 278 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,756 Who DNA-spliced you together? That's what I'd like to know. 279 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:39,412 I...told you what happened. 280 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,327 I don't care what happened. What about you? 281 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:42,806 -You got kids? -Not that I know of. 282 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,026 Mm. 283 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,636 Yeah, well, there it is. Right? 284 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,205 You know what? The money's right. 285 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,338 I'm the best at what I do. 286 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,949 Don't worry. I'll find your monster for you. 287 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:58,692 He ain't a monster. He's like a son to me. 288 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,912 The son I never had. 289 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,511 Coochi-coochi-coo. 290 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,513 Here you go. Come to Daddy. 291 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,821 Come on home, sonny boy. 292 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:41,909 Come on. 293 00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,563 Is that chum line gonna attract him? 294 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,305 Yeah, well, the creature smells with his tongue. 295 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,176 Snakes smell with their tongue. 296 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,178 If snakes smell with their tongues, 297 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,049 why do they have nostrils? 298 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,834 Well, that's a good question. 299 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,966 Why don't you answer that for us, son? 300 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:59,927 Why do snakes have nostrils if they smell with their tongue? 301 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:04,105 -I asked the question. -Slap a search on that. 302 00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,718 Getting nothing over here. 303 00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,764 Attention. Attention. Code 1032. 304 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:14,594 1032. Drowning. Two bodies. Code 1032... 305 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:17,684 That's my boy. That for sure is my boy. 306 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,555 I know exactly where that is. Let's get outta here. 307 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,340 -Come on. -Got it. 308 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,667 Can't be far from here. 309 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:49,324 You don't--don't think Cobragator will eat us, do you? 310 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,544 I'll tell you one thing. If that collar malfunctioned, 311 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,110 that's a distinct possibility. 312 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:56,549 I already...told you what happened. 313 00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:59,116 The...shock collar m-malfunctioned. 314 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:02,685 It was...gonna kill it. Maybe I shoulda let it. 315 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,731 You provided me with a narrative. 316 00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:07,037 But like any narrative, it lacks credibility. 317 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:09,910 Did you or did you not take off that collar? 318 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:13,740 Maybe you had some infantile notion of emotional... 319 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:20,311 Or maybe you just took it off for another reason. 320 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:23,010 Maybe it was like an aggressive kind of a thing. 321 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,185 Either way, it's probably gonna be hard 322 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,143 for you to answer, isn't it? 323 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:30,234 Dad, s-sometimes when you talk, I-I feel bad. 324 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:33,455 I know the feeling. 325 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:38,808 Fern. Fern! 326 00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:40,723 Fern. 327 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,465 Why is s-someone... yelling "Fern"? 328 00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,641 Came from over there. Let's go. 329 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,251 Fern! Fern! 330 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,126 Fern, where are you? Mama's looking for you, Fern. 331 00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:53,910 Where are you? 332 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,346 Come to Mama, Fernie. 333 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:56,913 Fern! 334 00:23:56,957 --> 00:24:00,308 Fern! Oh, Fern, baby! Where are you? 335 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:03,311 Fern. Fern, come to Mama. 336 00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:05,226 Fern, you nasty little dog. 337 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,880 Fern must be her dog. 338 00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:11,624 Is it Fern or Vern? 339 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:15,976 Logic tells me it's Vern, but my ears say...Fern. 340 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:18,413 Where did you go? 341 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,284 I have your favorite toy, Fernie! 342 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:23,113 Come to Mama, Fernie! Fern! 343 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,648 -Holy crap. -We have to save her. 344 00:24:35,735 --> 00:24:37,345 If you hadn't taken off that shock collar, 345 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:37,998 this wouldn't be happening. 346 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:52,839 Man, made one hell of a snake eater. 347 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,275 Maybe after this meal, she'll be a little bit easier 348 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:58,409 - to catch, huh? - Yeah. 349 00:24:58,453 --> 00:24:59,933 Just like Thanksgiving. 350 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:03,240 Yeah. You two stink. 351 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:05,852 Shut up, skunk boy. 352 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:14,513 There he is. 353 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,558 What do you think he's doing? 354 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,388 Digesting. 355 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,738 Make sure you get that dart right down his throat. 356 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:25,262 That gator hide's kind of hard to penetrate. 357 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:29,266 -What if I hit an eye? -No, don't do that. 358 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,486 He needs his eyes. Don't need both. 359 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:35,838 You take out an eye, and I will adjust your compensation, sir. 360 00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:38,406 Fine. No eye. 361 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,018 Any ideas how to get his attention? 362 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,498 Sure. 363 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,547 Good work. 364 00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:59,949 -I hit it right in the mouth. -Gonna take another dart. 365 00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,298 -Another dart? -Yeah. 366 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,865 -I'll do it. -Get outta here. 367 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,923 Come on. 368 00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:23,233 Did you get him? 369 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,453 Yeah, I got him...twice. 370 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,326 He's headed back to the water. 371 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:30,719 Let's go back to the boat. 372 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,695 ♪ Don't tread on me ♪ 373 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:51,261 ♪ Now I'll show up ♪ 374 00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:54,264 ♪ Going to guarantee ♪ 375 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:57,485 ♪ Don't tread on me ♪ 376 00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:58,660 ♪ Now I'm... ♪ 377 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:01,054 All right. Izzy, be sexy. 378 00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:03,404 See that cleavage. Yeah, girl. 379 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:14,371 Can you get under the water? 380 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,374 I know you hate it. Just get down. Nice. 381 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:28,385 I don't know what you're doing, Troy. 382 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,700 I hate it. Come on. Do it better. 383 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,050 Do it again, but better. 384 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,446 ♪ Don't tread on me ♪ 385 00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,666 Cut! 386 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,972 -Troy, a moment? -Yeah. 387 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,974 Can you kinda play your air bongos 388 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:54,847 a little bit more passionately, like Stabbing Westward? 389 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,544 Did he really just say "Stabbing Westward"? 390 00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,677 More Stabbing Westward. Got it. 391 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,766 Actually, you know what? Um... 392 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,985 Let's just do the intro again. More Stabbing Westward. 393 00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:04,160 Girls, you can take five. 394 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:05,640 Hooray! Beer! 395 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,337 - Beer and pills. - Whoo! 396 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,167 -Did you bring any sandwiches? -You know it! 397 00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:12,778 All right, let's start again. 398 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:15,868 Oh, my God, I'm starving, man. 399 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,957 How far away did we leave the cooler? 400 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,263 It's right up here, around the corner. 401 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:24,790 What happened here, Captain? That's an awful lot of scales. 402 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,661 Alligator orgy, maybe. 403 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,359 We should write a song called "Alligator Orgy." 404 00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:30,534 You mean you haven't already? 405 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:33,102 We haven't, by some gross oversight. 406 00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:35,801 Huh? 'Cause you would think a swamp punk band-- 407 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,628 not that swamp punk is a real genre. 408 00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:40,153 We exist, we think, and therefore we am. 409 00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:42,372 Okay. 410 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:45,941 So, do you want to write it or...co-write it? 411 00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:47,334 Who, me? Oh, no. 412 00:28:47,421 --> 00:28:50,206 My alligator orgy days are, sadly, behind me. 413 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,774 I'll never say never, Captain. 414 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:55,211 No offense, but you could totally be 415 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:57,039 a doctor or something. 416 00:28:57,126 --> 00:28:58,693 Well, it's funny you should say that, 417 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:01,827 'cause I jumped out of medical school to find myself. 418 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,438 -Where are you hiding? -In the swamp. 419 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:07,136 That's kind of a weird transition, don't you think? 420 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:09,182 Well, sometimes you realize you're on this path, 421 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,705 becoming someone you don't want to be, 422 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,839 And you have to run in the opposite direction, hard. 423 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:15,928 Yeah. 424 00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:19,105 Hey, shouldn't you be pretending to play guitar or something? 425 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:20,671 Shouldn't you be rubbing yourself all over 426 00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:21,716 these alligator scales? 427 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:26,721 -I'm more into flamingos. -Okay. 428 00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:29,593 -Nice talking to you. -Yeah. 429 00:29:29,637 --> 00:29:31,421 -Hey, Izzy. -Yeah? 430 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,727 You think you could play guitar 431 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,337 more like you're in God Lives Underwater? 432 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,775 I'll do my best. 433 00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:55,402 Come on, baby. I know y'all out here. 434 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,797 Ooh. Got one. 435 00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:13,855 Yes! Yes. 436 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:19,339 Yes. I got it. Come on. Come on! 437 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:26,389 Whoa! Baby, this is a big one. You ain't getting away from me. 438 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,828 Holy guaca-- 439 00:30:57,594 --> 00:31:00,380 Stop it, Izzy. 440 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,907 Oh, looks so good. 441 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,822 Hey, Dennis. Am I looking good? 442 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:10,172 -This okay? -Yeah, it's fine. 443 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:15,177 He's so cute. 444 00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:23,751 Oh! 445 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:27,711 Oh! Are you--Are you six? 446 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:30,627 Are yousix, over here peeping my girl doing her mermaid thing 447 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:32,107 like you're Baron Von Stroke-a-Lot? 448 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:34,631 Okay, I'm not-- I'm not peeping. Okay? 449 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:37,634 ♪ Nathan likes Izzy ♪ 450 00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:40,072 I do not. I do not. Don't-- 451 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,943 ♪ They're gonna make many babies ♪ 452 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:43,597 Don't. We're not-- 453 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,207 Aah! 454 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:48,689 -What is wrong with you guys? -You flunking idiot! 455 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:51,605 You should have seen you guys. You were like, wahh! 456 00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:53,433 -Shut up. -Yeah, is that-- 457 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,565 is that all you got, little missy? 458 00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,437 Shut up. Aah! 459 00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:59,439 Let me show you what I got. 460 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:02,398 -Shut up. -Let's get wet. Here we go! 461 00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,414 Oh, my God. 462 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:27,989 Gotta start thinking like 463 00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,557 a perpetually hungry snake alligator. 464 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,515 Keep your eyes open for something you might like to eat. 465 00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,498 Cut! 466 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:01,501 That was so awesome! 467 00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:03,024 Was it good? 468 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,374 Yeah. 469 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:06,723 I think it's important that we're all doing 470 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:07,942 the same kindof zombie. 471 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,596 I was doing "Night of the Living," 472 00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:12,425 and Izzy was doing more of a "Plan 9 from Outer Space." 473 00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:14,862 Uh, yeah, I was. 474 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,690 Wouldn't you say Swamp Vixens from Uranus 475 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,648 are more "Plan 9" than "Night of the Living"? 476 00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:21,390 I'm just saying I don't wanna put us in a box. 477 00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:23,305 Maybe we wanna do something different in the future. 478 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:26,091 HerrDirector, can you settle this for us? 479 00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:28,267 I think you should do "Plan of the Living Dead," 480 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,965 but can we just do it again, okay? 481 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,228 Yeah, fine. "Night of the Living." 482 00:33:33,315 --> 00:33:35,709 -"Plan 9." -Maybe Aubrey's right. 483 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,885 Everyone would expect us to do "Plan 9." 484 00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,235 So, maybe that's why we should do "Night of the Living." 485 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:42,194 Sometimes less is more. 486 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:44,065 Because we are so totally artists right now, 487 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,285 having artistic conversations, 488 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:50,115 this video is gonna be so totally kick-ass! 489 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:53,770 Yeah! Mega views on YouTube. 490 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:57,122 Well, now that we've got that important issue resolved, we... 491 00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:03,258 Oh, great. 492 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,829 What's happening? Who is that? 493 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,526 All right, take five. 494 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,138 Dad, look! People! 495 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,407 Nathan, can you get on your ship radio thingy 496 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,061 And tell those guys to get the hell out of my shot? 497 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,590 I can try, but that's Jake Dixon's boat. 498 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,809 He's one of my least favorite people in the Swamp. 499 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:36,030 He runs some hunting tour and thinks I'm a competitor of his. 500 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:39,338 Well, maybe you should fire off your gator rifle for emphasis. 501 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,905 Not the right strategy for this guy. 502 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,559 Tuolomee to Louie. 503 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,953 Tuolomee to Louie with a question. 504 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,955 Great. They got Nate Kranz with 'em. 505 00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,000 That gonna be a problem? 506 00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:52,307 No, he likes making trouble for me and my hunting tours. 507 00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:54,048 Should I respond to this mosquito? 508 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,616 I'll leave that entirely up to your discretion, Mr. Dixon. 509 00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:58,400 Tuolomee to Louie. 510 00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:01,186 Tuolomee to Louie stillwith a question. 511 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,839 You see what I mean? He's like a gnat. 512 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,841 Louie to Tuolomee. What's your question? 513 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:07,192 Request from my party to move your vessel. 514 00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:09,411 They're shooting a rock video, and you're in their shot. 515 00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:10,499 They want us to move. 516 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,200 -Tell him fat chance of that. -Hmm. 517 00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:18,377 We'll move closer, but not farther away. 518 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:21,423 Louie to Tuolomee, we are not--repeat, not moving. 519 00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:23,425 Deal with it. 520 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,558 Hey, move! 521 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,037 No! 522 00:35:27,081 --> 00:35:29,866 What's the deal? 523 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:32,869 -Hey, what's going on, man? -Hang on. 524 00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:35,220 We're about to head over there and have a little conversation. 525 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:41,313 Dad, do you think...maybe they'd let mebe in their rock video? 526 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,577 Sure, if they wanna ruin it. 527 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,535 What are you thinking? 528 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,026 Think we round up the mosquitoes. 529 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:08,644 One thing I can't stand is interlopers 530 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:11,647 trying to tell me where I can and can't go, 531 00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:13,040 what I can and can't do. 532 00:36:13,127 --> 00:36:14,911 Don't worry. If these two are under the impression 533 00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:17,175 that they're men, I will quickly correct that. 534 00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,576 -Hello, Jake. -So, you're the filmmaker, huh? 535 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:30,666 Yeah, and I'm asking you to do me the very large favor 536 00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:34,627 of moving your ship about 500 feet...that way. 537 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:36,672 Well, I'm no filmmaker, 538 00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:38,935 but I do have a suggestion for you. 539 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:41,851 Why don't you just point your little camera...that way, hmm? 540 00:36:41,938 --> 00:36:44,245 This doesn't have to become a pissing contest. 541 00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:46,508 Why don't you shut up, Nathan? 542 00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:48,858 Don't escalate this, Jake. 543 00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:52,253 Hmm. Why? You gonna do something about it? 544 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:56,388 Listen, I promise you, your fishing trip or circle jerk 545 00:36:56,475 --> 00:37:00,957 will be just as awesome 500 feet that way as it is here. 546 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:04,961 Circle jerk? That's a pretty intellectual statement there. 547 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,789 And a liberal tongue for a young man. 548 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,487 Where you born? 549 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:10,053 Doesn't matter where he was born. 550 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,273 Oh, it matters to me. 551 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,406 Santa Fe. How's that? 552 00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,712 Do you even know the way to Santa Fe? 553 00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:19,411 I sure do. It's right off the end of your boat, Greystoke. 554 00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:21,239 Where were youborn? 555 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:23,066 -Where was I born? -A museum? 556 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,373 Yeah, of natural history. 557 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,593 My whole family's born right here on the bayou. 558 00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:30,813 Back generations, all the way back to, uh, plantations. 559 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,554 Now, that's certainly something to be proud of, 560 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:36,210 but did your family lead its celebration-worthy life 561 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:39,213 right here on this exact spot in the water? 562 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,737 -Matter of fact, they did. Yeah. -Oh, all right, 563 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,130 I forgot swamp people can't move boats. Sorry. 564 00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:46,089 Listen, listen. I'm a man of the South. 565 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:49,789 I love the South. My girls over there are also from the South. 566 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,008 So, from one ssoutherner to another, 567 00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:54,010 why don't you just move your boat? 568 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:58,493 Why don't you name one Confederate general? 569 00:37:59,712 --> 00:38:02,323 Uh...Lee. 570 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:03,846 Everybody knows that one. 571 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,152 One more. 572 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,198 General, uh, Crispus Attucks. 573 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,592 Well, you know, that's both ignorant and incorrect, 574 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:11,941 which makes you not a true southerner. 575 00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:14,335 Well...I like grits. 576 00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:15,597 I'll give you that one. All right. 577 00:38:20,994 --> 00:38:24,345 What do you think they're doing over there, you guys? 578 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,086 Probably talking about cool guy stuff. 579 00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:36,792 I think Nathan's probably talking about title patterns. 580 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,707 You know, Nathan's not so bad. 581 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,626 Oh, yeah, that's right. 582 00:38:44,713 --> 00:38:47,499 You're going to marry him. 583 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:49,979 You always date the weirdest guys, Izzy. 584 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:54,201 Um, out of us three, that is definitely not true. 585 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,599 Izzy's right. Your dudes are always the weirdest. 586 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:04,080 -Okay. They're neat. -Oh. 587 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,866 They are not neat. 588 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,998 -Oh, it's gonna be like that? -Yeah. 589 00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:10,522 You guys are just jealous because 590 00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,437 I always date the most interesting guys. 591 00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:16,179 If by interesting you mean crazy! 592 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:18,094 Hey. 593 00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:21,184 Okay, you guys, I think it's time we go get changed. 594 00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,491 -Okay, let's go. Come on. -Come on. 595 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:26,451 I'm just gonna stay here and swim for a bit. 596 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,767 You know what? Crazy idea. 597 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:41,683 What if my friend Nathan here would just... 598 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,816 shoot you in the head? I mean, hypothetically. 599 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:46,122 Nobody is shooting anybody in the head. 600 00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:47,863 Forgive my idiot companion. 601 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:50,779 You know, Florida does have a Stand Your Ground law. 602 00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:52,825 Oh, yeah, we remember how that worked out, huh? 603 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,130 Yeah. 604 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:55,784 Hey. 605 00:39:55,871 --> 00:39:57,264 Yes, we did. 606 00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,354 Dad, stop embarrassing me. 607 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,356 -Shut up. -There's no need for that. 608 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:04,010 We're gonna get outta your hair, 609 00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:06,099 And you don't need to make a mistake you can't take back. 610 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,927 Okay? I'm gonna power up my boat. 611 00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:09,494 We're gonna be gone, and that's the end of it. 612 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,931 Start it up. 613 00:40:18,546 --> 00:40:20,026 Those guys don't mess around. 614 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,854 You're lucky I got us out of there when I did. 615 00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:32,517 I need to touch a hot woman to make me feel better. Whoo! 616 00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:42,527 -How'd it go over there? -Good. 617 00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:45,312 You didn't go berserker on them, did you? 618 00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:47,662 No. I'm already feeling the love right now. 619 00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,055 -You want to feel the love? -Yes. 620 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:51,361 Go get me a beer. 621 00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:54,539 -You serious? -I'm thirsty. 622 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,062 All right. 623 00:40:58,194 --> 00:40:59,239 Thanks. 624 00:40:59,326 --> 00:41:01,894 Ahh. 625 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,932 Help! 626 00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:41,107 Rony! 627 00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:48,593 Oh, my God! 628 00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:06,393 Come on! 629 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,307 Let's go, let's go! Move! 630 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:08,569 Come on! 631 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:09,831 Go. 632 00:42:09,962 --> 00:42:11,485 Punch it! 633 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,487 What is that?! 634 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,358 I don't know, but we're not sticking around to find out! 635 00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:17,622 Here we go! We're going! 636 00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:26,065 Oh, my God. 637 00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,463 There he is! 638 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:35,814 Go, Nate! He's coming. Come on. 639 00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:38,730 Drive the boat. Move! 640 00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:49,218 Don't kill it. Use this! 641 00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,743 -Just trying to slow it down. -Jake, use the dart! 642 00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:54,572 When I have a shot with the dart, I'll use the dart. 643 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,329 Get him. He went over. Go get him! 644 00:43:43,142 --> 00:43:45,057 -You got him? -Yeah. I got him. 645 00:43:45,144 --> 00:43:46,406 -You all right? -I don't know. 646 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:49,931 Let's get him to shore. 647 00:43:50,062 --> 00:43:52,847 Hey. You been bit? 648 00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:53,718 You've been bit. Wyatt. 649 00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:58,853 You've been bit, you need antivenom right away. 650 00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:06,992 Dad... 651 00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:23,878 Oh, Wyatt. 652 00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:30,755 Almighty hell. 653 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:38,110 Oh, my son. 654 00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:41,200 Oh, my son. 655 00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:43,115 Oh, you damn fool. 656 00:44:43,202 --> 00:44:45,204 He's gone now. 657 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,945 Put him in the water. 658 00:44:46,988 --> 00:44:49,774 -What? -Put him in the water. 659 00:44:49,861 --> 00:44:51,776 Wait, you want me to just leave him there? 660 00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:55,867 No, no. He's gone. It's just a shell. 661 00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:57,390 Put him in the water now, Jake, please. 662 00:44:57,433 --> 00:45:02,090 My boy. 663 00:45:02,177 --> 00:45:04,919 I love you, son. 664 00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:07,661 I truly do. 665 00:45:07,748 --> 00:45:09,358 God bless you. 666 00:45:23,329 --> 00:45:25,548 Lord, give me the power to... 667 00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,203 rise up... 668 00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:30,510 fight another day. 669 00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:46,482 Faster! 670 00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:59,060 Should I call this in or... 671 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:00,627 You wanna mess with this thing, be my guest. 672 00:46:00,714 --> 00:46:02,411 I'm just trying to get us 673 00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,022 as far away from that thing as possible. 674 00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:06,328 Is there a channel I'm supposed to be on or something? 675 00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:07,677 Just speak into it! I don't--just talk into it! 676 00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:09,244 Channel one. Channel one! 677 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:12,726 Mayday! May--Am I supposed to say "Mayday" or what? 678 00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:13,988 Yeah, say, "Mayday. Mayday." 679 00:46:14,075 --> 00:46:16,556 Mayday! SOS! 680 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:18,993 It's coming for us! 681 00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,171 Oh, God. 682 00:46:25,521 --> 00:46:27,872 Please, it's an emergency situation! 683 00:46:33,747 --> 00:46:35,270 Troy, get--get my rifle. 684 00:46:35,314 --> 00:46:37,751 -Have either of you fired a gun? -No. 685 00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:39,231 -No. -Troy, you first. 686 00:46:39,318 --> 00:46:41,102 Place the butt of the gun to your shoulder 687 00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:42,974 and be ready for a kickback. 688 00:46:45,324 --> 00:46:46,281 Fire! 689 00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:50,068 Dennis, give it a try. 690 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:52,157 Give yourself a wide stance, 691 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,550 plant the butt of the gun in your shoulder, and fire. 692 00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:59,033 -I'm crap at this! -Oh, God! 693 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,000 -There he is. -I see him. 694 00:47:30,282 --> 00:47:32,414 Why is it coming at us?! 695 00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:35,461 Oh, no. 696 00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:48,604 No! 697 00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,181 -Was that... -An accident. 698 00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,140 This is when we get away-- when it feeds. 699 00:48:02,183 --> 00:48:03,881 We're gonna head for dry land! Settle down now! 700 00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,665 Okay. 701 00:48:18,286 --> 00:48:20,158 This outing just got considerably more expensive. 702 00:48:20,245 --> 00:48:23,074 Whatever has to be done is gonna be done. 703 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,297 Go, Go, go, go, go! 704 00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:46,445 Well, I think that beast is pretty well satiated by now. 705 00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:48,577 Looks like we have some time to strategize. 706 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,753 Strategize? Like trying to figure out how to not spend 707 00:48:50,797 --> 00:48:52,668 the rest of our lives in prison? 708 00:48:52,755 --> 00:48:55,454 I don't know about you, but I ain't gonna do any time. 709 00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:59,371 -Okay. So, what now? -Say we head back to shore. 710 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:01,199 Got it. 711 00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:20,087 Listen here, Mr. Dixon. 712 00:49:20,131 --> 00:49:22,089 In addition to our primary guest, 713 00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:23,395 there's another set of circumstances 714 00:49:23,482 --> 00:49:24,918 causing me problems. -Yeah? What's that? 715 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,485 Well, there's a group of people out here in the woods, 716 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:29,053 and, uh, they could press charges against me. 717 00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:32,143 In fact, they could report the existence of my beast. 718 00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:33,448 Pretty soon they're gonna be in cellphone range, 719 00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:35,450 and that could create problems for us both. 720 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:40,151 And what do you suggest we do about that, huh? 721 00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:43,284 Well, what I'm trying to say is, 722 00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:45,808 you hunt and kill a variety of animals, don't you? 723 00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:48,376 Yeah, for the right price. 724 00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:50,726 Uh-huh. 725 00:49:50,813 --> 00:49:53,599 $10,000 a head ease your conscience a little bit? 726 00:49:53,642 --> 00:49:57,646 Yeah, fine... 727 00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:59,866 provided you get the cash to back it up. 728 00:49:59,953 --> 00:50:01,911 Oh, well, you know I do. You know my family, right? 729 00:50:01,955 --> 00:50:04,610 -Yeah, I do. -Okay, then have at it. 730 00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:06,655 All right, fine. You stay here. I'll take care of this. 731 00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,875 Shouldn't take too long. 732 00:50:08,962 --> 00:50:10,790 And watch out for your little snake. 733 00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:12,966 Sure. 734 00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,581 Come on, you guys, hurry! 735 00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:23,498 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 736 00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:25,326 Don't tell me we have to cross this tree. 737 00:50:25,457 --> 00:50:27,328 No, just... Just give me a second. 738 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,982 Give him a second. 739 00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:30,549 I can't believe we're at serious risk of dying right now 740 00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:33,204 because of a stupid music video. -Stop being so negative. 741 00:50:33,334 --> 00:50:34,466 I have every right to be negative. 742 00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,207 You know, your bad attitude doesn't help anything. 743 00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:38,383 -Just chill out. -You chill out. Uhh! 744 00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:40,124 Aah! 745 00:50:40,211 --> 00:50:42,648 Down, down. Come on. Come, come, come. Come here! 746 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:47,174 Who was that?! Why are they shooting at us?! 747 00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:49,220 I don't know, but I'm a pretty good shot myself. 748 00:50:49,307 --> 00:50:50,569 I need you to draw fire for me. 749 00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:52,005 -Me? -Yes, you! 750 00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,702 What, 'cause I'm the guy? Is that it? 751 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,356 Listen, Nathan, these women are feminists, 752 00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:56,357 which means they believe in equal opportunity. 753 00:50:56,488 --> 00:50:59,708 So, I suggest, in all fairness, we draw straws. 754 00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,232 -What? -Come on! 755 00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:02,755 I came here as a favor for you guys! 756 00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:05,540 Okay, it was mutually beneficial for both of us! 757 00:51:05,584 --> 00:51:07,325 You are not a man, Dennis. 758 00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:09,675 I reject your gendered constructs. Come on. 759 00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:13,070 I need you to man up. Go! 760 00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:15,202 I'm not going. Do you want to know why? 761 00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:17,857 Because I am more important than these two stupid girls! 762 00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:19,728 I have things to do. 763 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:26,039 Calm down. Calm down. Girls. 764 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,954 Girls, calm down. 765 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:30,174 I'm gonna draw fire for you. 766 00:51:30,261 --> 00:51:32,959 About 300 yards that way is an old summer cottage. 767 00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:34,178 -Are you sure?! -I'm sure. 768 00:51:34,308 --> 00:51:36,832 I need you to run under this log. 769 00:51:36,963 --> 00:51:39,400 Run in a zigzag pattern on three. 770 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:43,752 -I fire, you run. Okay? -Okay, okay. We can do it. 771 00:51:43,839 --> 00:51:45,450 I'm so sorry, Dennis. 772 00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:47,626 That's sad, okay? But we're gonna live. 773 00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:48,888 That is our focus. On three. 774 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,629 One...two... 775 00:51:50,716 --> 00:51:51,630 three! 776 00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,769 Oh, my God! 777 00:52:00,856 --> 00:52:03,555 Run! Run! 778 00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:11,171 Gotcha. 779 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,790 Come on. Hang on to me. 780 00:52:47,773 --> 00:52:50,167 Listen to me, Nathan. You know who I am. 781 00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:51,820 You know who youare. 782 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,822 You know this can only end one way. 783 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,433 I can cut you a deal, though. 784 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,696 The man I work for--he'll believe anything I tell him. 785 00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:01,395 This could all end now. I'll go back to my boat. 786 00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:05,007 Look. Putting down my rifle. 787 00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:07,488 Like you to drop your gun, too. 788 00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:11,666 This way, we'll be two unarmed men going our separate ways. 789 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:15,148 You can go to your cabin. I'll go back to my boat. 790 00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:16,976 I'm putting my ass on the line for you, Nathan. 791 00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:23,461 Drop the knife. 792 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:27,291 You didn't believe my lie for a second, did you? 793 00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:32,513 Come on, Nathan. 794 00:53:32,644 --> 00:53:35,342 Just go down that easy? Come on, boy. Get up! 795 00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:37,953 Come on. Right here. 796 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,564 There you go. 797 00:53:39,607 --> 00:53:40,652 Come on. What do you got, boy? 798 00:53:46,745 --> 00:53:49,530 You know, boy, I'm done playing around with you. 799 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:51,315 I think it's time I put you out of your misery. 800 00:54:17,645 --> 00:54:19,691 Okay. 801 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:23,303 There it is, right there. Okay, come on. 802 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:25,218 You okay? 803 00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:28,439 Ooh. 804 00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:33,487 It's locked. 805 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,228 -Let's go. -Let him go. 806 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:36,795 -What do you mean, let him go? -Look, I know where he's going, 807 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:39,232 and I'm the one that's gonna kill him. 808 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:40,842 I thought you were staying by the boat. 809 00:54:40,886 --> 00:54:42,801 I think I'm the best judge of my creature's habits. 810 00:54:42,931 --> 00:54:45,717 All right, fine. Look, stay close and stay quiet, all right? 811 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:48,241 Let's go. 812 00:54:52,245 --> 00:54:53,507 -Here he comes. -What happened? 813 00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:55,379 Nathan! 814 00:54:55,466 --> 00:54:57,381 Nathan, she's been shot. 815 00:54:57,468 --> 00:54:59,165 What are we gonna do? It's locked. 816 00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:04,953 Hurry up! She's lost a lot of blood. 817 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,390 Come on. 818 00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:09,958 -Hurry. -It's gonna be all right. 819 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:12,483 Come on. Let's get her to the couch. 820 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,528 I need to get a tourniquet on this leg. 821 00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:15,964 -Izzy. -Yeah? 822 00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:18,053 Go to the bathroom and check for a first aid kit. 823 00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:21,796 Right. Nathan, do you think they're still coming for us? 824 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,624 Yeah, we're not out of the woods just yet. 825 00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:25,931 Quick, medicine cabinet. 826 00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:29,238 All right, I'm gonna find some cloth and make a tourniquet. 827 00:55:29,282 --> 00:55:33,417 Just...relax and...breathe. 828 00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:35,680 And put this behind your head. 829 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:48,345 All right, we need to aim for the element of surprise. 830 00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:50,912 I think we're very much expected. 831 00:55:50,956 --> 00:55:54,960 Yeah. All right, let's settle for misdirection. This way. 832 00:55:55,047 --> 00:55:57,441 Nathan, boil this. 833 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:04,012 Here, take another swig of this. 834 00:56:04,099 --> 00:56:06,232 You always can throw back with the best of them, Aubrey. 835 00:56:06,319 --> 00:56:10,628 Rock star times 5,000. 836 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,329 I know this is gonna hurt, 837 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,244 but I gotta get that shard out of your leg. 838 00:56:18,331 --> 00:56:20,638 Whatever you gotta do, Doc. 839 00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,815 I'm not a doc, but I'm gonna do what I can. 840 00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:26,426 Hey, did you find anything to sew her up with? Stitches? 841 00:56:26,513 --> 00:56:29,560 Uh, fishing line. Where'd you learn about that? 842 00:56:29,647 --> 00:56:31,649 Izzy's super smart. 843 00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:33,172 I watch a lot of television, so... 844 00:56:33,259 --> 00:56:38,003 Listen, Doc, full disclosure. 845 00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:41,267 I'm on whiskey and OxyContin. 846 00:56:41,354 --> 00:56:42,268 OxyContin? 847 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:44,488 It's my pill of choice. 848 00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:47,665 Well, it's a little stronger than aspirin. 849 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,014 You do know what you're doing, right? 850 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:51,669 Absolutely. 851 00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:53,235 Brace. 852 00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,498 Aah! 853 00:57:04,029 --> 00:57:05,944 -You numb? -A little. 854 00:57:06,031 --> 00:57:07,728 Well, wait a little until you can't feel anything. 855 00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:10,470 -Then we'll get started. -Comfortably numb. 856 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,864 Is that an indication of your status 857 00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:14,909 or a reference to a Pink Floyd song? 858 00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:17,738 You look super Dad-Hot to me right now. 859 00:57:17,825 --> 00:57:20,741 -Kiss me. -We'll get to that later. 860 00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:23,483 For now, bite down on this. 861 00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,311 With everything you got going on, 862 00:57:25,398 --> 00:57:26,965 hopefully it won't hurt too much. 863 00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:29,968 Yay. 864 00:57:42,328 --> 00:57:45,113 Well done. Now, just a matter of some stitches. 865 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,463 You okay? 866 00:57:55,428 --> 00:57:56,690 What's that? 867 00:57:56,777 --> 00:57:59,693 Please! Shoot it. Please! 868 00:58:00,955 --> 00:58:02,087 Aah! 869 00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:04,655 -Come here! -I can't. 870 00:58:04,742 --> 00:58:06,091 I'm in the middle of this. What's going on? 871 00:58:06,178 --> 00:58:07,309 That thing's got someone else, 872 00:58:07,396 --> 00:58:09,007 and it's killing him in the trees. 873 00:58:09,094 --> 00:58:10,574 I think it's one of the guys from the boat. 874 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:13,011 Better him than us. 875 00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:29,636 That's my boy. 876 00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:42,388 Aah! 877 00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:45,173 What was that? What's happening?! 878 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:47,306 Lay flat! Lay flat! 879 00:58:47,393 --> 00:58:48,960 Stay down! Stay down! 880 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,054 Now what? 881 00:58:56,141 --> 00:58:58,752 -I don't know. -Let me think. Let me think. 882 00:59:05,977 --> 00:59:07,500 Stay down. 883 00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:10,068 Here goes nothing. 884 00:59:29,522 --> 00:59:31,872 Is it gone? 885 00:59:31,959 --> 00:59:34,875 I suppose...for the moment. 886 00:59:34,962 --> 00:59:37,748 Can someone please get me off this table? 887 00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:40,794 Once I get you stitched up. 888 00:59:45,103 --> 00:59:50,064 Okay, almost done. 889 00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:52,458 What--ow-- 890 00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:54,025 ...are we gonna do? 891 00:59:54,112 --> 00:59:55,504 There's a cave nearby 892 00:59:55,548 --> 00:59:57,506 that's a shortcut to the main road. 893 00:59:57,550 --> 01:00:00,684 From there, we can flag down a car. 894 01:00:00,771 --> 01:00:03,643 And...you're sure that it's gone? 895 01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:06,211 -I'm not sure of anything. -We'll need weapons. 896 01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:10,041 It has a healthy fear of fire right now. 897 01:00:11,303 --> 01:00:12,783 I have an idea. 898 01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:43,988 Yes. 899 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:48,209 Great stuff! Can I have one? You sure you're up to it? 900 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:50,951 Things were reversed, I'd want something to fight back with. 901 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:53,824 Aubrey, this blowtorch is not a toy. 902 01:00:53,911 --> 01:00:55,521 It's a dangerous weapon. Is that clear? 903 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,523 You can count on me. I got it. 904 01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,744 All right, but be careful. 905 01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,267 All right, let's roll. 906 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:04,878 -Nathan. -Yeah? 907 01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:13,278 What was that for? 908 01:01:13,365 --> 01:01:15,454 Remember the challenge from the boat? 909 01:01:15,541 --> 01:01:17,630 Yeah. 910 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,937 -You earned it. -Hey. 911 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,808 I just had surgery. Where's my kiss? 912 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,898 Let's roll. 913 01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:10,465 Hey! Y'all can run, 914 01:02:10,552 --> 01:02:13,425 but I'll shoot you down! All three of youse, 915 01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:16,254 if you decide to die with honor, what's it gonna be? 916 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,951 -But-- -Shut up! 917 01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:20,388 This ain't up for discussion. 918 01:02:23,391 --> 01:02:24,915 Who's it gonna be? 919 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,440 I'll go first. 920 01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:29,267 Okay, big shot. 921 01:02:35,534 --> 01:02:36,753 Go, go! 922 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,756 Run! Come on, Aubrey! 923 01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:41,192 Don't stop. 924 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,720 Nathan, come on! 925 01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:53,204 Go, Aubrey, go! Come on! 926 01:02:56,294 --> 01:02:58,035 -Follow me to the cave. -Where? 927 01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:58,818 Not far. 928 01:02:58,862 --> 01:03:00,298 -Cave? -Trust me. 929 01:03:00,385 --> 01:03:01,865 Come on, come on! 930 01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:04,781 Come on, Nathan. Hurry. 931 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:05,912 Hold on. 932 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,495 We're almost there. 933 01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:26,280 Okay, here it is. Now, keep low and watch your head. 934 01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:28,152 Are you crazy? It's way too dark in there. 935 01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:30,110 No, no, no. Come on, Aubrey. It'll be okay. 936 01:03:30,197 --> 01:03:31,895 We got this. Come on. Let's go. 937 01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:40,294 Watch your head. 938 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:06,494 Nathan, slow down. 939 01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:12,587 Go, go, go, go, go. 940 01:04:18,724 --> 01:04:20,944 Aubrey, you need to rest, huh? 941 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:24,338 O-Okay. Nathan, wait. Just stop for a second. 942 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:29,256 -What's the plan? -There's a back way out 943 01:04:29,343 --> 01:04:32,259 that hardly anyone knows about. It'll lead us right to the road. 944 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:34,261 -You're sure? -I have it on good authority. 945 01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:37,090 So, like, you've never actually done it before? 946 01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:39,179 No, but I know a couple people who have. 947 01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:42,095 -Why did you never do it? -Because I'm not a cave guy. 948 01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:44,141 We're gonna die down here! We're gonna die. 949 01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:50,103 Come on. Let's go. Keep moving. Come on. 950 01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:06,554 Ow. My leg really hurts. 951 01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,556 Ow. Come on. 952 01:05:13,344 --> 01:05:15,085 Is it close? 953 01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:18,001 I don't know. Let's just keep moving. 954 01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:24,094 Come on, Nathan, are we almost there? 955 01:05:24,181 --> 01:05:25,530 Yeah. Seriously, how much farther? 956 01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:27,227 It's just around here. Let's keep moving. 957 01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:29,229 Okay. Come on. 958 01:05:41,372 --> 01:05:43,026 Ladies. 959 01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:44,636 -That's the exit? -What? 960 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,333 I know it looks small, but people have gone through it. 961 01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:47,552 Leads right to the road. 962 01:05:47,639 --> 01:05:48,988 -Oh, God. -Trust me. 963 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:50,859 No. I'm claustrophobic, Nathan. 964 01:05:50,903 --> 01:05:53,253 I'm claustrophobic, too, but we don't have any other options. 965 01:05:53,340 --> 01:05:55,864 Okay, now, cellphones make good flashlights. 966 01:05:55,908 --> 01:05:57,127 -Let's light the way and go. -Oh, God. 967 01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:58,955 -Come on. -Oh, God. 968 01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:01,218 Okay, okay. Just... 969 01:06:04,830 --> 01:06:06,310 Watch your step. 970 01:06:08,703 --> 01:06:10,488 Just through here. 971 01:06:10,575 --> 01:06:12,185 Hold my hand. 972 01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:31,074 Nathan, I hope you know where you're going. 973 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:37,471 Just keep your lights on, see in front of you. 974 01:06:37,515 --> 01:06:38,951 Everything is great. We're almost there. 975 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:40,518 -This is beyond belief. -It could be worse. 976 01:06:40,648 --> 01:06:42,955 We could be going down the wrong tunnel. 977 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,522 -Wait, there are two? -Yeah. 978 01:06:44,652 --> 01:06:45,871 Well, where does the other one lead? 979 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:48,352 -Nowhere. -Oh, great. 980 01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:51,007 -You sure you got the right one? -Pretty sure. 981 01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:05,499 I think I hear something. It could be that guy. 982 01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:07,501 If I pass back the gun, do you want to shoot him? 983 01:07:07,545 --> 01:07:10,548 Uh, yes. No! No, no, no. No, I can't. 984 01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:12,245 I've never shot a gun before. 985 01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:27,086 What's that noise? 986 01:07:28,566 --> 01:07:31,134 Please, don't tell me those are rats. 987 01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:33,092 They're not rats. 988 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:35,138 They're bats. 989 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,490 Aah! 990 01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:51,458 You guys okay? 991 01:07:51,545 --> 01:07:54,809 Okay?! No, I'm not okay. 992 01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:57,899 Oh, God. Oh! Ugh. 993 01:07:57,986 --> 01:08:01,251 - Let's get the hell outta here. - Good idea. 994 01:08:05,907 --> 01:08:07,518 All right, ladies, kill the phones. 995 01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:08,954 We got daylight. 996 01:08:13,828 --> 01:08:15,395 -Careful, Abby. Careful. -Okay. 997 01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:18,964 Okay. Where do we go? 998 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,792 There's a road just east of here. 999 01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:23,664 -Okay. Come on. Let's go. -Okay. 1000 01:08:25,536 --> 01:08:26,885 Okay. 1001 01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:29,279 Hey. 1002 01:08:55,392 --> 01:08:59,222 Yeah. That's...That's my boy. 1003 01:09:00,788 --> 01:09:02,399 Time to head north. 1004 01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:20,417 Look, look. The campfire. 1005 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:22,114 We gotta be close now. 1006 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:23,594 -We've still got a ways to go. -Okay. 1007 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:24,595 -Come on. -You okay? 1008 01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:34,126 Look out! 1009 01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:41,394 Go! Go, or we all die! 1010 01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:43,701 Come on, come on! Aubrey, let's go! 1011 01:09:43,788 --> 01:09:45,355 Aubrey, get back! 1012 01:09:48,488 --> 01:09:50,403 -Aubrey! -Aubrey! 1013 01:09:52,449 --> 01:09:55,060 Aah! 1014 01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:58,194 Take that! 1015 01:10:01,371 --> 01:10:02,589 Aah! 1016 01:10:07,377 --> 01:10:09,770 She's burning him from the inside. 1017 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,043 It just... It just coughed her up. 1018 01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:24,829 Oh, my God! 1019 01:10:27,092 --> 01:10:28,746 She's not moving. 1020 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:31,618 -Is it dead? -Stay here. Stay here. 1021 01:10:57,122 --> 01:10:58,776 She's dead. 1022 01:10:58,863 --> 01:11:00,647 We can't just walk away without her. 1023 01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:02,910 Look, Izzy, I'm sorry. I really am. 1024 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:04,651 But we gotta leave that to the authorities. 1025 01:11:04,738 --> 01:11:06,044 So, she gave her life. 1026 01:11:06,131 --> 01:11:09,395 I know. We gotta get to town 1027 01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:11,919 and let somebody know about this. 1028 01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:13,225 There may be more than one of those things 1029 01:11:13,312 --> 01:11:16,097 running around out here. Who the hell knows? 1030 01:11:18,143 --> 01:11:21,364 I guess you're right, but... 1031 01:11:21,494 --> 01:11:23,583 -Only... -Come on. 1032 01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:24,802 We're gonna get through this. 1033 01:11:36,814 --> 01:11:39,599 Oh, the road. 1034 01:11:39,686 --> 01:11:42,254 Finally. Never thought we'd make it. 1035 01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:44,387 Yeah, but there's only one problem. 1036 01:11:46,476 --> 01:11:49,522 -What's that? -Where are the cars? 1037 01:11:49,609 --> 01:11:51,611 This road leads to Marianna. 1038 01:11:51,698 --> 01:11:54,745 There's bound to be some traffic this way. Come on. 1039 01:12:02,492 --> 01:12:05,146 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hey! Hey, buddy! 1040 01:12:05,190 --> 01:12:06,757 Hey! 1041 01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:08,236 -Right here! -Hey, hey! 1042 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,977 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down, slow down. 1043 01:12:10,064 --> 01:12:10,848 -We need help. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1044 01:12:10,935 --> 01:12:12,415 -Hey. -Hey. 1045 01:12:12,502 --> 01:12:15,331 Slow down. Slow down. 1046 01:12:15,418 --> 01:12:17,507 -What's up, buddy? -Don't even ask. 1047 01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:19,422 But the girl here is dehydrated bad. 1048 01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:22,207 We need a ride into town, maybe, uh, 1049 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,252 to a hospital or emergency room. 1050 01:12:24,296 --> 01:12:26,559 Well, I just came from there, but y'all hop in the back. 1051 01:12:26,646 --> 01:12:28,953 Oh, great. Thanks so much. 1052 01:12:28,996 --> 01:12:31,608 My pleasure. 1053 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:55,022 You guys look like you've been through 1054 01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:57,024 some sort of major ordeal! 1055 01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:58,504 Well, that we have! 1056 01:12:58,548 --> 01:13:00,985 -Well, what happened? -We ran into an animal. 1057 01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:02,378 What kind of animal? 1058 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:04,684 -A snake! -A gator! 1059 01:13:04,771 --> 01:13:07,513 Well, which one was it? A gator or a snake? 1060 01:13:07,557 --> 01:13:10,864 A gator. It was a gator, I think. 1061 01:13:10,908 --> 01:13:12,562 I never known a little gator around these parts 1062 01:13:12,649 --> 01:13:14,346 to be so aggressive. 1063 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,609 Oh, this one was definitely aggressive. 1064 01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:18,350 You poor souls. 1065 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,114 All right, I'm-a fill up my tank, 1066 01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:45,508 and then we're gon' get you guys medical attention 1067 01:13:45,595 --> 01:13:47,118 or--or whatever y'all need. 1068 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:49,468 Wouldn't mind washing some of this-- 1069 01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:51,557 some of this filth off my hands. 1070 01:13:51,601 --> 01:13:53,298 All right, well, the bathroom's right over there, 1071 01:13:53,385 --> 01:13:54,560 and I'm just gon' run inside. 1072 01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:01,654 Come on, Izzy. Let's-- let's freshen up. 1073 01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:04,831 Nathan, I-I can't think about that right now. 1074 01:14:04,918 --> 01:14:06,311 My friends--they're all dead. 1075 01:14:13,361 --> 01:14:16,887 Give me your hand. 1076 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:21,326 He's after us! 1077 01:14:21,413 --> 01:14:22,980 He's after us! 1078 01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:34,948 What do we do? What do we do? 1079 01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:36,080 There's an ATV out there. 1080 01:14:39,997 --> 01:14:42,608 -We're gonna make a run for it. -No. It'll get us. 1081 01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:44,262 -You still have that lighter? -Yeah. 1082 01:14:44,349 --> 01:14:45,568 -Good. -Why? 1083 01:14:45,655 --> 01:14:47,483 We're gonna create a little diversion. 1084 01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:49,963 On three, we run. 1085 01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:52,444 One...two...three. 1086 01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:55,099 Get on the back and hold on! 1087 01:14:59,103 --> 01:15:00,017 Hold on! 1088 01:15:01,235 --> 01:15:02,367 Go! 1089 01:15:26,739 --> 01:15:29,742 He's gaining on us! Go faster, Nathan! 1090 01:15:42,146 --> 01:15:44,931 Nathan, I'm really scared. What are we gonna do? 1091 01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:10,217 It's getting closer! 1092 01:16:10,304 --> 01:16:11,567 Don't stop, Nathan. 1093 01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:26,103 I've got an idea. 1094 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,105 -There's no way out! -Yes, there is. There is. 1095 01:16:28,235 --> 01:16:30,411 Hear that? 1096 01:16:32,544 --> 01:16:33,980 Go! Go, go! 1097 01:16:34,024 --> 01:16:35,852 Go, go! 1098 01:16:49,256 --> 01:16:50,780 Hitch up your drawers. 1099 01:17:12,453 --> 01:17:14,238 Shoot it, Nathan! Shoot it! 1100 01:17:50,883 --> 01:17:53,407 Don't tread on me, super bitch. 1101 01:17:53,538 --> 01:17:55,758 Hey, that's the name of our song. 1102 01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:02,634 And there's your next album cover. 1103 01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:19,259 Good job, babe. 1104 01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:42,021 -Did you hear that? -I don't hear nothing. 1105 01:18:42,108 --> 01:18:45,503 ♪ You are the ugliest thing that I've ever seen ♪ 1106 01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:52,728 Oh! 1107 01:18:57,907 --> 01:19:00,431 ♪ Don't tread on me