1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:04,404 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:22,355 (upbeat music) 5 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:27,827 * All I want for Christmas * 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,629 * All I want for Christmas * 7 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,297 * All I want for Christmas * 8 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,699 * All I want for Christmas * 9 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:36,302 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag, nigga * 10 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,506 * All I want for Christmas is a paper tag, nigga * 11 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:43,276 * All I want for Christmas is to shine on all these niggas * 12 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:46,479 * All I want for Christmas is some diamonds on my pinky * 13 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:49,816 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag to flip * 14 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:53,486 * All I want for Christmas is a big ol' ass to grip * 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,723 * All I want for Christmas is for me and mom to win * 16 00:00:56,756 --> 00:01:00,560 * All I want for Christmas, I'm gon' take it like the Grinch * 17 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,162 * Looking like I stole Christmas * 18 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,730 * 12:25, nigga, look alive * 19 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:07,367 (upbeat music continues) 20 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,573 - Hurry the fuck up, bro. 21 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:17,410 Damn, you're taking so long to do nothing. 22 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:25,752 Man, goddamn, it took you long enough. 23 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:26,820 You get everything? 24 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:27,721 - Yeah. 25 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:36,629 - Corey, man, what the fuck is this? 26 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,632 - Look, bro, it was the last ones they had left. 27 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:43,203 - Man, what happened to the masks from the last job, bro? 28 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:44,137 - When we were done, 29 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,506 did you not say, "Get rid of everything?" 30 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,409 - I didn't mean the masks, stupid. 31 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,678 Man, them folk gonna laugh at us with this shit, man. 32 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:52,779 They ain't gonna know 33 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:56,416 if we're here to rob the store or save this bitch. 34 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,385 - I know a nigga complaining about 35 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:01,788 child support taking all his money 36 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,790 ain't sitting here arguing over a mask. 37 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:06,359 - We need to be taken seriously, bro. 38 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:07,227 - It's the third time we done 39 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,262 robbed the store in the past month. 40 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:14,668 I'm gonna just take a wild guess and say they get the point. 41 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,770 - Whatever, man. 42 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,238 You ready to do this? 43 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,673 - Shit, I was ready when we got in the car. 44 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:20,507 - Man, give me my goddamn mask. 45 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,276 Well, get your out the car then, man. 46 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,546 And this time please cover the security guard. 47 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:27,747 Fuck! 48 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:30,283 - [Miles] I know your ass better quit talking crazy to me. 49 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:30,984 - I'm ready, bro. 50 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,552 That's all I need, man. 51 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:33,787 - $20 for a charger. 52 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,688 - Come on, man. 53 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:35,922 They're, like, $8 online. 54 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:37,557 $20 for a charger? 55 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,694 - We're here my store, and on God we got it, 56 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,828 $20 for the charger. 57 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,496 - "In my store, on God we got it." 58 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,832 Man, it's always some when we come here. 59 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,734 On God your prices be high, 60 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,569 on God your chips be stale, 61 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,305 and on God your store stink, nigga. 62 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,440 - You say the same thing 63 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,408 every time you come here, Lamont. 64 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,444 You funky booty, little boy. 65 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,978 Happy holidays. 66 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,715 (upbeat music) 67 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:11,791 (upbeat music continues) 68 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,900 Talking about my store stink. 69 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,036 No, your store stink. 70 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,005 You ain't even got a stove. 71 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,573 If you had a store, it would stink. 72 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:30,276 Where did I put that damn air freshener? 73 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,618 Leonard, wake your ass up. 74 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,286 - Just relax, homeboy. - Dang, dang. 75 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,888 Dang. - I knew I shouldn't 76 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,556 have hired family. 77 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,759 Look, y'all could still make it 78 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:49,996 to them WWE tryouts down the street if y'all leave now. 79 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,732 - You see what I mean by being taken seriously? 80 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:53,667 - Fuck it. 81 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:56,703 Next time, you be in charge of the shit. 82 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,505 - [Corey] Fill it up. 83 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:01,007 Let's keep it player too. 84 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,242 - Wait a minute. 85 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:06,680 That's the same thing they said the last time I got robbed. 86 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,683 Y'all the same two niggas from last time? 87 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:10,950 - What can I say? 88 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,519 We like an easy lick. 89 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:15,789 - So, y'all didn't rob me enough the last two times 90 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,457 to get better masks than that? 91 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,793 - These was the only colors they had left. 92 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:21,761 I even had 'em look in the back. 93 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,397 - Why didn't y'all just use the same masks from last time? 94 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,666 - Because this nigga said get rid of everything, 95 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,534 so that's what I did. 96 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,969 - But why you get rid of the masks? 97 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,738 - You see what the fuck I'm dealing with, fam? 98 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,673 - He family? - Adopted. 99 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,941 - Who adopted? 100 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:36,976 Hey, all masks aside, 101 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,913 I'm gonna need you to fill up that bag 102 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,415 with everything in that register. 103 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,551 - Look, man, you gonna rob me before Christmas, 104 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,119 my brother? - Yes, I am. 105 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:49,422 - I got bills, I got a girl, 106 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:52,359 and my girl's mama need a ankle. 107 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:55,462 I don't even know where to get ankles, man. 108 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,964 - Nigga, don't nobody give a fuck about your girl 109 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,466 or her mama's fucked up feet. 110 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,368 - That's fucked up. 111 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,569 That's a condition. 112 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,671 - No lie, that is cold. 113 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,107 - If it was my mama's feet, I'd feel some type of way. 114 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,975 - All right, all right. 115 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,677 Cut the bullshit, man, 116 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,546 and fill that bag up with everything in that register 117 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,415 before you and your family 118 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,817 be having a funeral for Christmas. 119 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,120 - Okay, okay, relax. 120 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,722 Can I ask you a serious question? 121 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:23,723 - Oh, my God... 122 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,424 Sure, man. 123 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,126 What the fuck you gotta ask me? 124 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,561 - Do you believe in Santa? 125 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:30,597 - What? 126 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:32,966 - Now I see why y'all ain't 127 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,435 donated anything when you came in. 128 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,803 Y'all some broke motherfuckers. 129 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,571 - [Corey] Man, shit! 130 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,442 (group chattering) 131 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:45,412 (group cheering) 132 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,396 - That's my dawg! 133 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:05,899 - All right, all right, all right, all right, 134 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,067 y'all get back to work. 135 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,936 (group scoffing) 136 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:16,643 - Ah! 137 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:20,847 (shuffling drowning out officer) 138 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,053 - Fuck you! 139 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,522 (officer laughing) (cell shutting) 140 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,791 - What kind of bird don't fly? 141 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:32,859 A jail bird. 142 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,229 (officer laughing) 143 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,832 - Hey, how are you doing? 144 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,200 I appreciate it, man. 145 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,669 - Well, good job, Malcolm. 146 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:44,938 Good job. 147 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:45,872 - Thanks, Captain. 148 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:46,973 - I can't believe they tried 149 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:51,945 to rob the same place three times in the same month. 150 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,214 Now I owe Martinez $50. 151 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,883 - Yeah, captain, them brothers ain't too smart, man. 152 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,686 I mean, two weeks we waited and got nothing, 153 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,821 and today they just showed up. 154 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,090 One more day and we would've been gone. 155 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,825 - Must be some holiday luck. 156 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,227 But I gotta ask, 157 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,697 you did read them their rights this time, right? 158 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,233 - Damn, captain, that happened one time. 159 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,801 Now you're on my back after every arrest. 160 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:19,239 - And must I remind you of all the money, 161 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,608 all the time that this department 162 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,543 had to spend on that case, 163 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:24,144 because of your mistake? 164 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,111 - No, sir. 165 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:28,181 But I promise everything was handled correctly. 166 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,116 - All right then. - All right. 167 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,585 - Oh, speaking of money, 168 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:36,556 I got some bad news for you and your boys football team. 169 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:37,624 Your budget is being cut, 170 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,193 so we won't be able to sponsor y'all next season. 171 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,162 Come on, captain. 172 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:45,899 - They're cracking down on spending. 173 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,033 Sorry, Malcolm. 174 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,045 (officer laughing) 175 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,948 - Superstar in the house! 176 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:02,849 What up? 177 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,653 (officer laughing) - Man, not right now. 178 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,321 - Man, what's wrong with you? 179 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,322 After that bust, I figured your head 180 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,858 would be stretching out the precinct by now. 181 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:14,227 - Man, captain just said he gotta pull the sponsorship 182 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,296 for my little league team next season. 183 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,897 - Damn. 184 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,233 Didn't y'all make it to the championship this year? 185 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,135 - No, we was one game away. 186 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,336 And I know the team we got next year 187 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,205 would go all the way this time. 188 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,272 See, we got a tournament next month 189 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,041 with the best teams in the city. 190 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,175 And I was counting on that money 191 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,711 to do some scouting for next season, 192 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,714 but without the funding, it's not gonna matter. 193 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,350 - Damn, that's rough, man. 194 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,651 - What you gonna do? 195 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,153 - I don't know, man. 196 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,655 I gotta figure something out though. 197 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:46,059 - Hey, Malcolm, congratulations on your bust. 198 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,360 I see you, Santa cop. 199 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,661 (officers laughing) 200 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,829 - Oh, I'm Santa cop now? 201 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,497 - Yeah. 202 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,598 James and Jimmy said that's 203 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,701 what the perps we're calling you on the ride over. 204 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,236 - I mean, it does sound better 205 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,038 than Santa detective. - All right. 206 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,673 (officers laughing) 207 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,775 Speaking of Santa, I have something for you. 208 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:02,776 - Oh, yes. 209 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,377 Hey, thank you for holding this for me, Gina. 210 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,378 - No problem. 211 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,746 Trust me, I understand. 212 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,748 My husband had to do the exact same thing 213 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,350 when he popped the question to me. 214 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,885 - Yeah, and Serenity's detective skills 215 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,987 would put a lot of these brothers to shame. 216 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,622 - I heard that. 217 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,756 Well, good luck tonight, Malcolm. 218 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,692 And I hope everything goes good. 219 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,093 I'm gonna head out to my shift. 220 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,061 - All right, thank you, Gina. 221 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,363 Be safe. - All right. 222 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,098 - Pop the question? 223 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,001 Is this what I think it is? 224 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,669 - Yes, okay? 225 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,638 I'm proposing to Serenity tonight. 226 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:32,739 - Oh, shit. 227 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:34,974 That's amazing, man. 228 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,043 - I appreciate it, man. - Congratulations, man. 229 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:41,815 - Thank you, but I'm nervous as hell about it, G. 230 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:42,682 - Why? 231 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,851 - I mean, for one, the detective thing. 232 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,086 I mean, she had a hard enough time 233 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,022 getting over that at first. 234 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:49,723 - She don't like cops? 235 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,658 - I mean, she don't love 'em. 236 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:52,726 Especially with everything that's 237 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,861 been going on these past years. 238 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,430 But really I think it's the dangers of the cop thing 239 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,766 that she got an issue with. 240 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,035 - Yeah, I can understand that, man. 241 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,738 You know my wife still gets mad if I don't check in with her 242 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,173 every few hours when I'm out in the field. 243 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,141 - Yeah. 244 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,376 So, there's that. 245 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,978 And then we ain't been together for too long. 246 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,213 - Okay, and? 247 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,214 So? 248 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,149 - So, what if she feels like we're rushing, 249 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:20,120 and I scare her off by proposing too early? 250 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:20,954 - Hold on. 251 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,856 How long have y'all been together? 252 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,691 - Six months going on seven next week. 253 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,093 - And do you feel like she's the one? 254 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,328 - Hell, yeah. 255 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:32,766 Man, I can't see a life or a future without her being in it. 256 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,234 - Then there you have it, man. 257 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,902 You're making the right decision. 258 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,938 Trust your heart and how she makes you feel. 259 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,341 More times than not, it'll lead you true. 260 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,344 Plus people get engaged fast all the time. 261 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,745 You know what, man? 262 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,081 A great man once said, 263 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:52,686 "It doesn't take a whole day to recognize sunshine." 264 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,855 - Man, I've been working with you for two years now, 265 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,758 and you ain't never said anything that deep. 266 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,494 - It's 'cause you don't listen, my brother. 267 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,429 - I'm always dropping gems. 268 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,329 - Yeah, okay. 269 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,266 So, you a new, modern day Aristotle now? 270 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,468 - Yep, with a little bit of Tupac. 271 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,170 (both laughing) 272 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,471 - Man, you a trip. 273 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,806 - Oh, man. 274 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,742 So, what time is it tonight? 275 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,077 I am invited, right? 276 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,078 - Come on, my dawg. 277 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,846 (both laughing) 278 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,748 No, absolutely not. 279 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,962 - [Serenity] You ready? 280 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:36,863 - Yep. 281 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,099 I got a surprise for you today. 282 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,166 - A surprise? 283 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,268 You know I love surprises. 284 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,372 - Do you trust me? 285 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,506 - Do I trust you? 286 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,943 Of course I trust you, Malcolm. 287 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,245 Wait, why would you ask me that? 288 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,380 Baby, see, now I'm nervous. 289 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,581 You don't have a son you just found out about, do you? 290 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,150 'Cause if so, this would not be the way to introduce us. 291 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,218 - Baby, no. 292 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,185 No, baby, okay? 293 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,121 It's nothing like that. 294 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,022 Hold on. 295 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,392 Just let me put this on you real quick. 296 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,861 - Baby, look, I don't mind getting freaky, but I'm hungry. 297 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,229 Can we go eat first? 298 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,463 - Girl, let me put this on you. 299 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,465 Ain't nobody trying to get freaky right now. 300 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,933 - Come on. 301 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,002 Damn, I see your mind in the-- 302 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,270 Oh, oh, okay. 303 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,905 Just get that side. - Okay. 304 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,874 - You got it? - Yeah. 305 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,877 - I ain't gonna lie, you are giving me some ideas 306 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,078 with this blindfold though. 307 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,880 I'm gonna have to use this tonight. 308 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:27,881 (Malcolm laughing) - Just don't have me 309 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,282 run into no walls, boy. 310 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,217 - I got you, baby girl. 311 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,953 (upbeat music) 312 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,265 Okay. 313 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:45,832 All right, right this way. 314 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:46,633 Okay, watch your step. 315 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,401 Pick your feet up now, all right? 316 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,369 I got you. 317 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,437 Pick them up. 318 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,139 All right, I want-- - Baby, what are you doing? 319 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,241 (Serenity laughing) 320 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,176 - All right, follow me. 321 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,277 I got you. - Okay. 322 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:01,348 - I got you. (upbeat music) 323 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,049 All right, everyone-- 324 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,451 - You're making me nervous. 325 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,019 - I'm sorry about that. 326 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,253 We're almost there. - Okay. 327 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,488 Okay. 328 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,125 (upbeat music continues) 329 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:17,564 - Okay, you can take your blindfold off. 330 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,900 (Serenity laughing) 331 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:21,634 - Baby, what's going on? 332 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,069 What is this? 333 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,074 - Look, Serenity, before I met you, 334 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,211 I always had family and friends 335 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:35,215 that I could count on to be my support system. 336 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,983 But everybody here is 337 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:41,321 and has been there for me whenever I needed them to be. 338 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,555 And before I met you, 339 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:47,360 I was always missing that one piece to complete my circle. 340 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:51,264 You know, I needed a best friend, a partner in life, 341 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,167 somebody I could spend the rest of my days with. 342 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,637 You know, somebody that not only brings me peace, 343 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:02,142 but could add happiness that we both could share. 344 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,345 I'm no longer looking for that person anymore, Serenity, 345 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,580 because I have found her. 346 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:11,484 She's the most beautiful person inside and out 347 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,621 that I've ever been around. 348 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,258 (upbeat music continues) 349 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,096 (crowd cheering) 350 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:28,535 Baby, will you complete my circle? 351 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,471 Will you do me the honor being my wife? 352 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,539 - Yes. 353 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,440 Yes, baby. 354 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,177 (crowd cheering) 355 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,420 (upbeat music) 356 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,300 (waitresses chattering) 357 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,434 - I got you. 358 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,304 - Anybody ever tell you you look like a steak dinner, 359 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,440 I mean, loaded mashed potatoes and a roll? 360 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,543 (customer laughing) 361 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,045 - What, you vegan? 362 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,347 Okay, you could be a lettuce wrap. 363 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,249 Spinach, it got fiber. 364 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,586 - I hurt my kneecap, my big toe. 365 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,321 - Man, just tell me this, 366 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:26,092 how do you decide now's the time to get married 367 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:30,063 with all this temptation running rampant in the cities? 368 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,066 - Man, these women just attractive and toxic, 369 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,001 but Serenity is special. 370 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,469 Women like her don't come around often. 371 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,570 - See, now you preaching, see? 372 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,505 That's what this nigga right here was saying, man. 373 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,706 See, look, look, 374 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,709 you the main one be out here trying to settle down, bro, 375 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,810 out here thinking you're Hugh Hefner and shit. 376 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,212 - Right, ain't nobody trying to be no Hugh Hefner. 377 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,747 - I can't tell. - Plus he is 378 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,482 no longer with us. 379 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,618 But I am very much in these streets though. 380 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,752 Do you hear me? - Yeah, we see you. 381 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,255 - Man, look, after years 382 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,758 of pointless interactions and wasted time with women, 383 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,127 I needed something deeper. 384 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,630 Jay, you don't get tired of having different women 385 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,498 in and out your bed every other night? 386 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,399 - That's what I want to know. 387 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,300 - Hell no. 388 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,604 Black women are the most beautiful thing on Earth. 389 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,605 - They are. - And you mean to tell me 390 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,474 you're going to just pick one? 391 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,475 - See, bro, that's why 392 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,310 I was not trying to say this shit verbally. 393 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,480 I swear I was trying my best, dawg. 394 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,114 That's your problem, dawg. 395 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,015 - I ain't got no problem. 396 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,783 - He ain't gonna never change, man, see? 397 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,153 You gonna die old and alone with a blind dog, 398 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,089 and spending $45 to get your rocks off, bro. 399 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,557 I can see your future, man. 400 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,591 - One thing for sure, 401 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:35,261 we are gonna get old, but I would not be alone. 402 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,531 One of my little thing-things gonna take care of me. 403 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,733 - Oh, okay. 404 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:40,633 So, you gonna wait till you old, 405 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,669 and it ain't worth the damn settle down. 406 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,404 - Exactly. - That's what it sounds like. 407 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,374 - These are my dealing years, my prime. 408 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,809 I'm not about to waste that on no monogamy. 409 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:50,777 - Hey, man, while you too busy 410 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,612 doing your high step to the end zone, dawg, 411 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,513 make sure you pop some blue pills. 412 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,548 - They're great, brother. - Anyway, bro, 413 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,549 you know what I'm saying? 414 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,519 So, did you tell your moms, man? 415 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,256 - Yeah, man, I told her last week I was planning to propose. 416 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:03,923 - Yeah. 417 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,125 - She's real happy about it. 418 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,694 She finally feel like she can get some grandkids out me now. 419 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,595 You know. 420 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,496 - See, that's what I like to hear, man. 421 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,865 See, this is what I like to hear, man. 422 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,733 Come on talk to me, man. 423 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,436 So, what's the family like, bro? 424 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,437 - I don't know. 425 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,239 - Wait, wait, wait, man, 426 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,840 you ain't seen this girl's mama yet? 427 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,442 - Come on, fam. 428 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,276 - This dude here... 429 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,245 - Man, now that I think about it, 430 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,180 we don't really talk about our family much. 431 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,148 - Really, bro? - Wait, 432 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:28,848 why does that even matter? 433 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,216 - See, see, see, see? 434 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,384 I told you about that Dr. Shoes, 435 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,453 he had nothing but pointless information. 436 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,821 - Yes, sir. - That boy fell on his head 437 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,690 way harder than what the doctor said. 438 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,791 - Come on, man. - Yo, the doctor did 439 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,659 have some Old Balances on, didn't he? 440 00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:40,527 - Soft spot. - Yo, man. 441 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,829 Hey, as much as I hate to admit it, 442 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,164 I gotta agree with J this time. 443 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,299 - What? - I know, dawg. 444 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,767 But hear me out, hear me out, dawg. 445 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,236 Everybody knows the unwritten rule, man. 446 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,272 It's very crucial, man, to meet the family first, bro. 447 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,341 If not the whole family, at least the mama, 448 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,475 'cause she going to tell you 449 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,177 how she gonna look in the future, dawg. 450 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,011 That's the law my, bro. 451 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,479 - Plus, what if her daddy don't like 452 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,182 your non-athletic, water boy body? 453 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,351 What if her brother weird and chews on pillow cases? 454 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:04,884 - Pillow cases... - Who gonna get 455 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:05,852 him off of you? 456 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:09,756 - Man, look, let's not get on bodies, okay? 457 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:13,326 But, damn, I guess I just didn't think about it like that. 458 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,930 I guess I thought everybody's family was like mine. 459 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,765 - You're tripping. - Hey, man... 460 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,701 Hey, you know I love you, right, bro? 461 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:22,635 And I promise I'm saying this 462 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,670 from the heart, man, all right? 463 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,571 Strictly from the heart. 464 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,272 Don't take it any other way, all right? 465 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,508 Now look, your family is cool, bro. 466 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,175 I swear they are, man. 467 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,777 They're a little special... 468 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,612 Blessed, blessed. 469 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,513 Okay? 470 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,514 Come on, dawg. 471 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,349 Every family is different for a reason, dawg. 472 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,219 That's what makes it stand out. 473 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:43,223 - Plus I had to dump a chick one time 'cause of her mama. 474 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,190 - Damn, for real? 475 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:44,958 She was crazy? 476 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,326 - Not at all. 477 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,229 * Got the body of a goddess * 478 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,498 I'm talking about fine as hell. 479 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,800 I had to dump ol' girl to get at her mama. 480 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,335 And that's my point. 481 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,537 You've gotta see the mama first, 482 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,239 'cause she might be better than the daughter. 483 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,273 - Damn, that's true, bro. 484 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,375 I swear I hate agreeing with this nigga, man, 485 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,444 but you on it today, dawg. 486 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,278 Dumb ass. 487 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,413 Anyway, bro, like I'm saying, man, 488 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,380 I gotta agree with him again. 489 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,615 Now I ain't gonna say what I'm gonna say, 490 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,616 because he said it, all right? 491 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,252 This is coming from me by myself, all right? 492 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,587 So, it's very imperative.... 493 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,390 I said "imperative." - Big word. 494 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,826 - I hear the word. - To meet the family, right? 495 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,228 Because you finna marry her, bro. 496 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,396 Check this out. 497 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,965 You're marrying the family too, nigga. 498 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,634 - Forever. 499 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,802 - Forever, ever? 500 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,770 - Forever, ever. 501 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:31,738 - Yes, sir. 502 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:33,940 - Serenity, girl, 503 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,476 I cannot believe you got Malcolm to settle down. 504 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,477 You know he used to think he was like 505 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,413 Bill Bellamy, you know, on "How to Be a Player." 506 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,581 - Oh, he was out here like that? 507 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,618 - Oh, girl, I could tell you some stories. 508 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,786 - Stories about what? 509 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:47,687 (Malcolm's cousin laughing) 510 00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:48,388 - Oh, nothing. 511 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,989 Hey, congratulations, cousin, 512 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,925 with your getting-married-self boy. 513 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,361 - You know. - Just... 514 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,995 I need some more of these here punches. 515 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,731 You know, I might need to send me a, 516 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,332 "Hey, big head" text tonight. 517 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,800 - Hey, slow down on them now, all right? 518 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:05,705 I ain't gonna be carrying your big ass home like last time. 519 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:07,540 - It always got to be the ones closest to you. 520 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,477 You a hater with your old non-"How to Be a Player"-self. 521 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,679 That's all right, 'cause it's some big heads in here anyway. 522 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,780 Serena, call me, girl, 523 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,949 because I'm gonna tell you about them stories later. 524 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,551 - Okay, bye, girl. - Bye, girl. 525 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,487 - And what was y'all talking about? 526 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,556 - We was talking about your "How to Be a Player" days. 527 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,290 - Oh. 528 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:24,991 (Malcolm laughing) 529 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:26,626 I mean, I was out, 530 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,029 you know? - You wasn't doing nothing. 531 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,764 - Just a little bit. 532 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,932 But, baby, are you ready to go? 533 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,067 - Ready to go? 534 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,037 Baby, we have all these people here celebrating us. 535 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,171 We have to entertain. 536 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,775 - Girl, we done entertained these people long enough. 537 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:45,045 Plus you're looking so good in this dress, girl. 538 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,046 I just want to... 539 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,414 Let me tell you. 540 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,383 - Malcolm, you're so nasty. 541 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,385 - She like it though. 542 00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:02,328 (Serenity laughing) 543 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,664 I've been waiting on this for a moment. 544 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,801 (couple kissing) 545 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,804 (Serenity giggling) 546 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,540 - Oh, my knee, my knee, my knee. 547 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,407 - Let's go to the bedroom. - Okay. 548 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,577 (Serenity giggling) 549 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,684 (couple kissing) 550 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:33,360 I knew you was gonna try to get freaky with that blindfold. 551 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,527 - Oh, yeah. 552 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,496 I'm definitely bringing this thing out 553 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,832 way more often from now on. 554 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:40,800 - You ain't did nothing, 555 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,003 but thought about them girls from your player days 556 00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:44,504 when you had it on. 557 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,673 - Baby, you are the only woman 558 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:50,377 I need to think about when we're making love. 559 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,681 Now Jazmine Sullivan do be in my dreams sometimes. 560 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,116 Things do go down. 561 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,718 I'm just playing, baby. - Get off of me. 562 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:02,389 - Alexa, cut on master bedroom lights. 563 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,923 - [Alexa] Okay. 564 00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:05,458 - But, no, for real, 565 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,161 thought about what you're doing for Christmas yet? 566 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,863 I mean, it is getting closer and closer now. 567 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:10,830 And I need to know 568 00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:13,633 if we're telling my mama we're coming or not. 569 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,636 - Yeah, I have been thinking about that actually. 570 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:21,041 And up until tonight I was gonna go with you. 571 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:21,975 - Tonight? 572 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:25,812 So, what about tonight changed your mind? 573 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:28,915 - My family. 574 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,117 (Malcolm laughing) 575 00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:32,585 - It's crazy you said that, 576 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:33,586 'cause me and the fellas was 577 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,189 just talking about them earlier. 578 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,857 - What about? 579 00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:38,758 - Nothing really. 580 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,193 They was just asking me 581 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:43,063 how they felt about our relationship. 582 00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:46,866 Then I realized that we don't talk about your family much. 583 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,768 Is there a reason for that? 584 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:52,605 They're not weird, or crazy, or nothing, are they? 585 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:57,077 - I mean, they're a little crazy, but they're sweet. 586 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,078 They're sweet. 587 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:01,781 And I don't take anybody home that isn't serious, 588 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:04,751 because they compare him to my ex. 589 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,188 - Was y'all serious or something? 590 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,657 - Yeah, you can say that. 591 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,159 I mean, we dated all through high school and college. 592 00:23:13,193 --> 00:23:14,894 And we ended up breaking up, 593 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:18,665 because he chose his career over our relationship. 594 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,901 - So, you still got feelings for him? 595 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:24,971 - Of course not. 596 00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:27,207 - All right. - Of course not. 597 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,810 I moved on and I'm sure he has too. 598 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:31,511 - Okay. 599 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,513 So, why hasn't your family liked 600 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,682 anybody else you brought home? 601 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,150 - Baby, you have to understand, 602 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:40,553 they've known him since he was practically a kid 603 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:41,855 and it's hard for them 604 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:45,525 to accept seeing me with somebody else. 605 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,961 - That's 'cause they ain't met me yet. 606 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,929 You know your boy's charming. 607 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:51,564 I ain't met a set of parents yet 608 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,701 that I ain't get to love me or impress. 609 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,836 Don't even worry about it, baby. 610 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:57,937 I got this. 611 00:23:57,971 --> 00:23:59,539 - Okay. 612 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:03,109 Well, I know you planned on going with your mom, 613 00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:04,878 but I was wondering if you would like 614 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:10,150 to spend Christmas with me and my family next weekend. 615 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:11,718 - I mean, my mama might be 616 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,720 a little upset that we're not coming, 617 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,723 but I think she'll understand. 618 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,992 Plus I think my aunt invited her to go on a cabin trip. 619 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:23,129 So, since we're not coming, she could just go with them. 620 00:24:23,163 --> 00:24:24,297 - Okay. 621 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,233 Okay, well, I'll call my mom first thing in the morning 622 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:29,002 and let her know that we're coming. 623 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,270 - Cool. (Serenity giggling) 624 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,238 (couple kissing) 625 00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:34,007 - Oh, babe, can you turn that light off, please? 626 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,609 I'm tired from all that blindfold activity. 627 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:37,477 (Malcolm laughing) 628 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,645 - Because you know I'm gonna make it 629 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,280 do what it do, baby, yeah. 630 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,716 (Malcolm laughing) - Okay, turn the light off. 631 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:46,986 - Alexa, turn off master bedroom light. 632 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,521 - [Alexa] Okay. 633 00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:51,524 - "Okay" will do it. 634 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:59,733 Hey, baby, you got a picture of your mama? 635 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:11,978 - You got everything, baby? 636 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:15,048 - Yep, I got my toothbrush, I got my deodorant, 637 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,350 I got my clothes to sleep in even though, you know, 638 00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:19,185 I like to sleep naked. - Okay. 639 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:20,153 No, I don't think my parents would 640 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,589 appreciate you free balling in their home. 641 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,324 - Right. - Right, okay. 642 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:25,759 Oh, did you get your body wash? 643 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,127 - Oh, man, I left it on the bed. 644 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,161 Can you grab it for me, please? 645 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,229 - I sure will. 646 00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:30,597 What would you do without me? 647 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,631 - Hey, players mess up. 648 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:32,766 - Boy, you is not a player. 649 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:37,570 - Hey, my cousin told you about me, now didn't she? 650 00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:50,884 (phone ringing) 651 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:53,386 Hello? - Hey, Malcolm, what's up? 652 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:56,322 - Hey, Tyler, how are you doing? 653 00:25:56,356 --> 00:25:58,958 - Hey, sorry to bother you. 654 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:01,761 I know you're on your Christmas vacation, 655 00:26:01,795 --> 00:26:03,263 but I wanted to find out 656 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,365 if the captain had told you we were having 657 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:09,269 to cut the sponsorship for your team next year. 658 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:10,503 - Yeah, yeah, he told me. 659 00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:14,007 After the tournament next month, I gotta find a new sponsor. 660 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:14,874 - Oh, man. 661 00:26:15,442 --> 00:26:18,311 I hate to add on to this, 662 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:20,947 but actually we won't be able 663 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,950 to sponsor the tournament either. 664 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,720 - Come on, Tyler. 665 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,788 I can't disappoint those kids. 666 00:26:28,822 --> 00:26:31,091 They worked hard to get in that tournament. 667 00:26:31,124 --> 00:26:34,894 Only 10 teams out the city even get invited to play in it. 668 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,696 Yo, there's gotta be something we can do. 669 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:39,032 - Okay, I'm sorry, man. 670 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:40,033 Budget cuts. 671 00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:43,103 My hands are tied. 672 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:46,339 - Yeah, thank you for telling me, I guess. 673 00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:48,041 - Hey, no problem. 674 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,846 And Malcolm, merry Christmas, man. 675 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,815 - Yeah, yeah, you too. 676 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:07,027 - All right, got your body wash. 677 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,228 Everything okay, baby? 678 00:27:08,261 --> 00:27:10,764 - Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 679 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:11,431 Let's get on the road. 680 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,332 - Okay, let me... 681 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:14,868 Oh, let me get my suitcase. 682 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,314 (door knocking) 683 00:27:28,348 --> 00:27:29,282 (door opening) 684 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,316 (Mr. Williams cheering) 685 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:31,818 - Oh, look at my baby girl! 686 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:32,986 (Serenity giggling) 687 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,120 - Hi. - Oh, come on, come on, 688 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,222 come on, come on, come on. 689 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:38,224 Yeah. (Serenity giggling) 690 00:27:38,258 --> 00:27:40,060 Girl, look at you, you're looking so beautiful. 691 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:40,694 - Daddy. 692 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,095 - Get out the way, Dante, 693 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:44,064 you act like she's only your daughter. 694 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,265 She's my baby too. 695 00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:46,499 Hey, baby, how are you doing? 696 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:47,934 You look so pretty. - Hi, mama. 697 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,369 - Hi. - What's going on? 698 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:51,204 - Oh, man, I'm sorry, man. 699 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,505 Thank you for bringing the bags. 700 00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,307 Let me give you a tip. 701 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,208 (Mr. Williams laughing) 702 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,477 - Oh, no, no, that's not necessary, sir. 703 00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:58,345 - Really? 704 00:27:58,378 --> 00:27:59,279 - Yeah. 705 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:01,348 - You're the first Uber driver ever met 706 00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:02,482 that didn't want a tip, 707 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:05,418 but, okay, we ain't gonna beg you to take my money. 708 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:06,386 - Thank you. 709 00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:09,122 - He's not the Uber driver, dad. 710 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,024 - Oh, well, who is he? 711 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,928 - Well, this is Malcolm-- 712 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:18,231 - Hi, Malcolm. - My boyfriend. 713 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,366 - Boyfriend? - Boyfriend? 714 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:20,066 Serenity, baby, 715 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,301 when I spoke with you last week, 716 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:23,937 you didn't mention anything about bringing anybody with you, 717 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,272 especially not a boyfriend. 718 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:28,708 - Oh, sorry. 719 00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:31,511 Nice to meet you, Mr. Williams. 720 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:34,381 - Nice to meet you, Malcolm, it is, right? 721 00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:36,216 - Yes, sir, yes, sir. 722 00:28:36,249 --> 00:28:40,153 And nice to meet you as well, Mrs. Williams. 723 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,025 - Hey, man, listen, 724 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,127 Malcolm, don't worry about that, man. 725 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,428 She's just a little surprised at the news. 726 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:49,329 That's all. - Okay. 727 00:28:49,362 --> 00:28:50,997 - Give her some time to warm up to you 728 00:28:51,031 --> 00:28:52,432 and everything will be all right. 729 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:53,433 - Okay. - Look, I'm gonna 730 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:54,501 join your mother in the kitchen. 731 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:56,970 Why don't you show Malcolm where to put his bags 732 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,571 and introduce him to everybody, all right? 733 00:28:58,605 --> 00:28:59,472 - Thank you. 734 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:01,174 (both giggling) 735 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,143 - It's good to see you. 736 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:09,382 - Serenity, you ain't tell your parents that I was coming? 737 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,552 And it sounds like they don't know anything about me at all. 738 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,421 And you introduced me as your boyfriend. 739 00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:15,255 What's going on? 740 00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:16,322 - Baby, listen, okay? 741 00:29:16,356 --> 00:29:18,258 If I would've told my mama I was bringing somebody, 742 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:20,026 she'd have been like, "Well, what does he do for a living?" 743 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:22,328 And I would have to tell her that you were a cop. 744 00:29:22,362 --> 00:29:26,433 And listen, I just wanted them to fall in love with you 745 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:29,135 before we drop bombs like our engagement. 746 00:29:29,169 --> 00:29:29,936 - Okay, baby. 747 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,905 First of all, I'm a detective, okay? 748 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,474 Put some respect on my badge. 749 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:35,442 And I understand that. 750 00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:38,011 But you couldn't have given me a heads up? 751 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:38,945 - Baby, if I would've told you, 752 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:39,846 you would've told me I was wrong 753 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,515 and you would've had me call her back. 754 00:29:42,549 --> 00:29:45,852 And I just didn't want you to get discouraged. 755 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:49,055 But I promise to make it up to you. 756 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:50,023 - Oh, yeah. 757 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:52,192 Oh, yeah, you're doing some real making up. 758 00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:53,927 - Yes, okay? 759 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,864 I promise, like, major blindfold activity when we get home. 760 00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:58,465 - Okay, all right. - Okay. 761 00:29:58,498 --> 00:29:59,632 (Serenity giggling) 762 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,935 - All right, but you still got that ring though, right? 763 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,136 - Yes. - Because I spent a grip 764 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:05,338 on that thing for it not to be on somebody's hand, girl. 765 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:06,606 - I know, I know. 766 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,540 It's tucked away safely, 767 00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:10,610 and we'll present it when the time comes. 768 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,312 - All right. - Okay? 769 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:13,513 - And any tips on your mama? 770 00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:16,483 She was seeming like she's gonna be a hard one to crack. 771 00:30:16,516 --> 00:30:18,551 - Yeah, just be yourself, 772 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:21,254 and she'll fall in love with you, I promise. 773 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:22,322 - All right. - Okay? 774 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:26,459 Now get your stuff, let's go meet my Uncle Nate. 775 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:32,632 (Serenity giggling) 776 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:35,502 - Hey, why did you walk off from that boy like this? 777 00:30:35,535 --> 00:30:37,937 Serenity is the one that didn't tell us he was coming. 778 00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:39,239 I understand that, Dante, 779 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:40,940 but she knows I don't like surprises. 780 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:42,275 Besides, I don't know that boy. 781 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:45,979 - I'm sure she had her reasoning for not telling you. 782 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,280 And you know how you are. 783 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,249 If she'd have told you that he was coming, 784 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:51,151 you would've asked her a million questions about him 785 00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:53,987 and judged him before he even sets foot in this house. 786 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,588 - I don't judge people. 787 00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:57,557 I just form slight opinions. 788 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:58,692 That's all. 789 00:30:58,725 --> 00:31:00,126 - And just maybe, 790 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,495 just maybe she didn't want you to form 791 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:06,232 that slight opinion of him before you actually met him 792 00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:09,135 like the last boyfriend she bought to the house. 793 00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:09,669 Remember that? 794 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:10,970 (upbeat music) 795 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:13,540 - Okay, ready, Reggie? 796 00:31:13,573 --> 00:31:14,374 - Hey, I don't think this is 797 00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:16,009 gonna be a good idea, Mrs. Williams. 798 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:16,810 - No, no, no, no. 799 00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:18,545 Listen, baby, it's gonna be okay. 800 00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:20,580 We do this all the time-- 801 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:22,415 (taser zapping) - Ah! 802 00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:25,151 (upbeat music) 803 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,122 - Reggie? 804 00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,726 Oh, he was just being dramatic. 805 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:35,995 The voltage wasn't even that high. 806 00:31:38,665 --> 00:31:40,300 - We're almost upstairs. 807 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,302 - You see me steppin'. 808 00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:44,037 Well, hello Uncle Nate. 809 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,239 - Serenity, my melanin goddess. 810 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:48,308 How are you? - I'm good, uncle. 811 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:48,875 How are you? 812 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,176 - Oh, abundance of joy. 813 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,077 I am well. 814 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:52,212 Did you get those books I sent to you? 815 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:55,448 Did you read, did you study, did you gain knowledge? 816 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:56,516 - Well, I did get 'em, 817 00:31:56,549 --> 00:31:57,417 but I've been really busy at work, 818 00:31:57,450 --> 00:31:59,185 so I haven't had a chance to read 'em. 819 00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:01,287 But I promise when I get time, I will. 820 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:02,188 - Okay. 821 00:32:04,457 --> 00:32:05,392 Who the fuck is this nigga? 822 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:06,259 - Okay... 823 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:09,496 This is Malcolm, my boyfriend. 824 00:32:09,529 --> 00:32:10,730 - Boyfriend? 825 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:13,600 - Yes, this is my man, Uncle Nate. 826 00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:14,734 - What's good, Malcolm? 827 00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:15,669 - Everything's good, sir. 828 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:17,303 How are you doing? 829 00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:19,005 - Everything's good? 830 00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:22,509 Do you know about the issues plaguing our community? 831 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:25,111 Poverty, racism, oppression, 832 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:28,314 brothers losing they jobs and opportunities 833 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:31,051 just for speaking they mind in the country that don't care 834 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:32,752 what they say in the first place. 835 00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:35,488 So, no, everything's not all good, Brother Malcolm, 836 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:36,723 which I can clearly see 837 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:40,527 you weren't named after the Malcolm of Malcolm's, Malcolm X. 838 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,762 You need to wake up. 839 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:45,231 Hey, Serenity, when you're done reading those books, 840 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:48,234 send 'em his way, 'cause he needs to wake up, right? 841 00:32:48,268 --> 00:32:49,135 - Malcolm X? 842 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:49,703 Man, I'm just answering the question. 843 00:32:49,736 --> 00:32:50,737 - Yeah. 844 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:54,274 - Well, let's go meet my brother, baby, okay? 845 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:55,775 Uncle Nate, we'll see you later, okay? 846 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:56,943 - [Nate] Stay woke, brother. 847 00:32:56,976 --> 00:33:00,113 - Baby, why you ain't tell me your uncle was woke-woke? 848 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:02,082 - Yeah... - That man is wide awake. 849 00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:05,452 - Okay, okay, baby. - Jesus, he got a dashiki on. 850 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,654 - Everything's all good... 851 00:33:07,687 --> 00:33:10,557 Kaepernick still ain't got a job. 852 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:12,425 Oh, the Cowboys play today. 853 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,296 I'm gonna tell Braylon to put $50 on that game for me. 854 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:19,132 Yeah, I gotta make sure I tell him that. 855 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,334 - Look, Shante, I know you didn't meet Malcolm 856 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:23,737 in the way that you would've wanted to, 857 00:33:23,770 --> 00:33:25,238 but I'm just asking you, 858 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:28,508 baby, please just give him a chance, okay? 859 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:29,709 - I'll give him a chance. 860 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:31,678 But have you forgotten the reason why 861 00:33:31,711 --> 00:33:33,346 it might not be such a good idea 862 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,283 to bring a new man into our house? 863 00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:38,251 - Oh, damn. 864 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,186 You right. 865 00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:42,088 We better tell Serenity 866 00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:45,592 before this get real messy, real fast. 867 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:51,731 (door knocking) 868 00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:52,932 - [Braylon] Who is it? 869 00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:56,503 - It's your favorite big sister in the whole, wide world. 870 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:57,070 - [Braylon] Wrong room. 871 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:59,305 - Boy, open this door. 872 00:34:02,842 --> 00:34:05,278 (door opening) 873 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:06,746 - Hey. - You know I'm just playing. 874 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:07,714 What's good? 875 00:34:07,747 --> 00:34:09,649 Sis, how you doing? 876 00:34:09,683 --> 00:34:11,217 Hey. - Hey. 877 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:13,787 - Who the fuck is this nigga, your Uber driver? 878 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:14,554 That's snazzy. 879 00:34:14,587 --> 00:34:16,589 I like that, dawg-- - Braylon, 880 00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:19,459 this is my boyfriend, Malcolm. 881 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:20,326 - Boyfriend? 882 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:20,860 - Yes. 883 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:23,830 (Braylon laughing) 884 00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:24,764 - Oh, this gonna be good. 885 00:34:24,798 --> 00:34:26,199 This gonna be good. 886 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:27,167 - What do you mean? 887 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,201 - Oh, nothing. 888 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:28,868 What's up, my boy? 889 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:29,803 How you doing? 890 00:34:29,836 --> 00:34:32,172 You all right? - Hey, wait, 891 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:34,207 you do just mean "what's up," right? 892 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,843 You don't mean nothing else about that, do you? 893 00:34:36,876 --> 00:34:38,545 - He met Uncle Nate already. 894 00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:39,646 - Oh, Uncle Nate. 895 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,348 Look, check it out, dawg. 896 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:43,917 I'm not overly woke like my uncle is, okay? 897 00:34:43,950 --> 00:34:45,018 I don't know what his problem is. 898 00:34:45,051 --> 00:34:46,786 If you took him to see that first "Black Panther," 899 00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,788 he'd be real Wakanda forever, dawg. 900 00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:49,856 It's crazy. 901 00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:52,659 He got a picture of Chadwick Boseman on his wall. 902 00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:53,560 He ain't even in uniform. 903 00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:55,261 It's just Chadwick Boseman. 904 00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:56,563 Look, look, look, do me a favor. 905 00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:57,530 When he come around, 906 00:34:57,564 --> 00:35:00,667 don't mention the word "Wakanda," "Africa," or 907 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:01,334 anything, 908 00:35:01,368 --> 00:35:02,168 all right? 909 00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:03,203 Because he just gonna dive on you. 910 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:04,637 For your safety. 911 00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:05,772 - Oh, trust me. 912 00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:06,806 I ain't saying nothing else. 913 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,174 I think I've heard enough. 914 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:10,343 - My boy, all right there, sir. 915 00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:11,244 Ah! 916 00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:13,513 Man, damn. 917 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,215 So, you got a grip on you, don't you? 918 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:16,616 Those goddamn them authorities, man. 919 00:35:16,649 --> 00:35:18,218 (Serenity laughing) 920 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:19,652 - That's so funny. 921 00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:21,788 - I don't think he think it's that funny 922 00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:23,423 about them authorities though, see? 923 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,391 You all right? 924 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,626 - No, well, I-- - Serenity. 925 00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:27,694 - Yes, Uncle Nate. 926 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:28,895 - Your daddy looking for you. 927 00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:29,863 - Okay. - And bring 928 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:30,964 Malcolm's marijuana with you. 929 00:35:30,997 --> 00:35:31,898 (Braylon laughing) 930 00:35:31,931 --> 00:35:33,166 - Okay. 931 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:35,268 - Damn, this sweater, man. 932 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,903 I like this match. - Okay, okay, Braylon. 933 00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:38,204 Well, we're gonna go downstairs 934 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:39,072 and check on mom and dad. 935 00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:40,540 - All right, I'll be down in a minute. 936 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:42,275 I gotta find my phone. 937 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,977 - You always losing your phone. 938 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:46,346 - Don't blame me, blame the weed man. 939 00:35:46,379 --> 00:35:47,547 He came with some split last night, 940 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,549 had me fuckin' tripping. 941 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:50,183 Didn't I tell you? 942 00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,418 - Man, what'd he give you? 943 00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:53,219 - Some shit called Legs, my boy. 944 00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:54,621 - Okay. - And for the next two hours, 945 00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:55,622 I can feel mine. 946 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:56,489 I'm blazing. 947 00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:58,224 (Braylon rambling) 948 00:35:58,258 --> 00:36:00,860 - Okay, you gonna have to stop doing that, okay? 949 00:36:00,894 --> 00:36:02,295 We'll see you downstairs. 950 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,330 - All right then. - Okay. 951 00:36:04,364 --> 00:36:06,466 - My damn phone, man. 952 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:07,600 I think I placed that order on Amazon 953 00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:11,204 for those goddamn Tesla sticks, damn. 954 00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:14,174 - We've gotta tell him-- 955 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:15,475 - Hey, daddy, you were looking for me? 956 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:16,309 - Hey, baby. 957 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:18,678 Yes, we have to tell you something. 958 00:36:18,712 --> 00:36:19,779 - Okay. 959 00:36:19,813 --> 00:36:22,015 - You didn't tell your mother about Malcolm coming 960 00:36:22,048 --> 00:36:23,516 on the phone? - No, she sure didn't. 961 00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:24,584 Just popped up with a whole new-- 962 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:25,719 - Baby, I got it. 963 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:26,619 I got it. 964 00:36:26,653 --> 00:36:27,987 I got it, let me tell her. 965 00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:28,855 Okay-- - Okay, come on, dad, 966 00:36:28,888 --> 00:36:29,723 'cause the anticipation 967 00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:30,824 is killing me. - Okay. 968 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:34,027 As I was saying, we wasn't sure that you were coming 969 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:36,696 and we didn't know that you had a boyfriend, 970 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:37,530 because you haven't really been 971 00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:39,499 coming around and bringing somebody. 972 00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:41,401 - Dante, will you just tell the girl? 973 00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:43,870 Hell, my anxiety is flaring up. 974 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:45,338 - Okay. 975 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:47,007 Serenity, Denzel's been living with us 976 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:47,874 for the past couple of months. 977 00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:49,376 His house caught on fire. 978 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:50,377 And until they rebuild it, 979 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:51,845 he's gonna be staying with us. 980 00:36:51,878 --> 00:36:54,547 There, I said it, okay? 981 00:36:54,581 --> 00:36:56,249 - Wait, my Denzel? 982 00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:58,351 - Your Denzel? 983 00:36:58,385 --> 00:36:59,552 Baby, who is that? 984 00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:01,955 It's like your cousin or somebody? 985 00:37:01,988 --> 00:37:04,524 - No, Denzel, that's her ex. 986 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:10,730 - The one you was telling me about from high school? 987 00:37:10,764 --> 00:37:11,831 - And college. 988 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,603 - So, no one thought to tell me any of this. 989 00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:17,771 - Excuse me. 990 00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:19,005 I know the one person 991 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:21,574 that just showed up with a new boyfriend 992 00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:23,643 ain't questioning why she doesn't know something. 993 00:37:23,677 --> 00:37:26,479 Maybe if you called us more often 994 00:37:26,513 --> 00:37:28,048 and stopped hiding things from us, 995 00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:30,784 you'd probably know these things, Serenity. 996 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:31,918 - Tell her, mama. 997 00:37:31,951 --> 00:37:33,920 - Look, everybody just calm down. 998 00:37:33,953 --> 00:37:34,921 Look, baby, I'm telling you this, 999 00:37:34,954 --> 00:37:36,022 because right now he's at 1000 00:37:36,056 --> 00:37:38,692 the store picking up some things for your mother, 1001 00:37:38,725 --> 00:37:40,894 and he could be back at any time now. 1002 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,630 (door opening) 1003 00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:45,999 (door closing) 1004 00:37:46,032 --> 00:37:47,033 - But he might be back a little late. 1005 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:49,536 I had him make a stop for me on the way home. 1006 00:37:49,569 --> 00:37:50,503 You know what I'm saying? 1007 00:37:50,537 --> 00:37:52,339 By the way, if y'all smell something coming 1008 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:53,773 from my room though later, 1009 00:37:53,807 --> 00:37:55,775 it's not skunk. 1010 00:37:55,809 --> 00:37:58,511 What's up, Dante? - Shut up. 1011 00:37:58,545 --> 00:37:59,913 - Mama, they didn't have that milk you like, 1012 00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:01,348 so I had to get 2%. 1013 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:02,816 - Oh, that's okay, baby. 1014 00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:04,784 That'll work just fine. 1015 00:38:06,152 --> 00:38:07,654 - [Denzel] Serenity? 1016 00:38:07,687 --> 00:38:09,322 - Oh, hey, Denzel. 1017 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:12,959 - It's been a minute. 1018 00:38:12,992 --> 00:38:14,761 I almost forgot how beautiful you are. 1019 00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:16,029 - Malcolm, they forgetting. 1020 00:38:16,062 --> 00:38:18,031 - Who's Malcolm? 1021 00:38:18,064 --> 00:38:19,766 - Malcolm is the young man sitting 1022 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:20,967 directly next to Serenity 1023 00:38:21,001 --> 00:38:23,737 that's somehow invisible to you. 1024 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:27,374 - This is my boyfriend. 1025 00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:30,477 - Your boyfriend? - Yeah, it is. 1026 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:32,645 - Oh, his voice got deep, didn't it? 1027 00:38:32,679 --> 00:38:33,346 - Real deep. 1028 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:35,515 How you talking like that, dawg? 1029 00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:36,750 - Nice to meet you, Malcolm. 1030 00:38:36,783 --> 00:38:37,650 - Yeah... 1031 00:38:37,684 --> 00:38:40,487 I mean, nice to meet you too, Denzel. 1032 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,157 - Damn, pretty authoritative grip you got there, Malcolm. 1033 00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:46,993 - See, I told you I wasn't tripping. 1034 00:38:47,027 --> 00:38:48,661 - Malcolm, what is it 1035 00:38:48,695 --> 00:38:52,732 that you said you did for living again? 1036 00:38:52,766 --> 00:38:53,633 - I... 1037 00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:57,570 I'm a detective. 1038 00:38:57,604 --> 00:38:59,939 - What, like detect a crime? 1039 00:39:02,809 --> 00:39:04,077 - Yes. 1040 00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:06,846 - And I was showing this man where my weed is... 1041 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,049 - Serenity, you brought 12 into our house? 1042 00:39:09,082 --> 00:39:11,051 - Nate, Braylon, calm down. 1043 00:39:11,084 --> 00:39:14,187 Y'all act like the man said he robbed a bank or something. 1044 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:15,722 - I wish he did. 1045 00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:17,824 Then maybe I'd know I can trust him. 1046 00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:19,492 - [Braylon] Facts. 1047 00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:20,960 - Wait, guys, I need to take this call. 1048 00:39:20,994 --> 00:39:21,861 I'll be-- - Go ahead, baby. 1049 00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:22,962 Go. 1050 00:39:22,996 --> 00:39:23,930 - So, detective, 1051 00:39:25,098 --> 00:39:28,902 how long you been harassing and locking up our people? 1052 00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:30,503 - Denzel, don't start. 1053 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:31,638 - No, it's cool, baby. 1054 00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:32,439 I got it. 1055 00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:33,640 See, even though the relationship 1056 00:39:33,673 --> 00:39:36,910 between law enforcement and our people is a damaged one, 1057 00:39:36,943 --> 00:39:39,579 I like to think I do my part and help repair it, 1058 00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:43,950 and show that not all cops are a threat to us and our kids. 1059 00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:45,118 - See, that's it right there. 1060 00:39:45,151 --> 00:39:48,621 See, Malcolm is out here being a solution to the problem, 1061 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:51,224 and just not out here pointing fingers at our problems 1062 00:39:51,257 --> 00:39:53,193 and being stuck on the same thing, 1063 00:39:53,226 --> 00:39:56,196 unlike somebody else I know. 1064 00:39:56,229 --> 00:39:58,698 - Oh, we shooting slugs now? 1065 00:39:58,732 --> 00:39:59,799 Okay. 1066 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:03,870 - So, what is it that you do for a living, Denzel? 1067 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:04,771 - Well, I'm a R&B singer. 1068 00:40:04,804 --> 00:40:06,606 - He sings... - Yeah, I've been on tour 1069 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:08,808 with many Grammy winning artists. 1070 00:40:08,842 --> 00:40:10,176 Go ahead and scan that for me, brother. 1071 00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:11,778 - Oh, just gonna throw it in my face. 1072 00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:12,879 Okay. 1073 00:40:12,912 --> 00:40:15,715 - Yeah, I've been writing for a little minute now. 1074 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:18,218 I finally decided to strike out on my own. 1075 00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:20,553 - Yeah, you might have heard some of his music 1076 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:22,188 on them streaming apps. 1077 00:40:22,222 --> 00:40:25,025 "Love Lost," that's my favorite now, boy. 1078 00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:26,226 (all laughing) 1079 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:27,227 - Yeah, I never heard of it before. 1080 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,129 It must not be that big. 1081 00:40:29,162 --> 00:40:31,731 - It got over 500,000 plays, 1082 00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:34,534 but I'm sure it's probably hard 1083 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:36,269 being tapped in with the streets 1084 00:40:36,302 --> 00:40:38,271 when you busy locking them up. 1085 00:40:38,304 --> 00:40:39,673 - Oh, I'm tapped in, brother. 1086 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:42,142 Just sometimes smaller artists don't have 1087 00:40:42,175 --> 00:40:43,943 that reach that they think they have. 1088 00:40:43,977 --> 00:40:44,611 - That's fine. 1089 00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:46,212 - Yeah, maybe you're right. 1090 00:40:46,246 --> 00:40:47,847 I know who I did reach though. 1091 00:40:47,881 --> 00:40:49,249 - [Mr. Williams] Oh, baby, who's this? 1092 00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:50,250 Is everything okay? 1093 00:40:50,283 --> 00:40:52,185 - Oh, no, that was Mr. Lamont at the center. 1094 00:40:52,218 --> 00:40:53,186 He said he won't be able 1095 00:40:53,219 --> 00:40:56,289 to be at the center for the kids this afternoon. 1096 00:40:56,322 --> 00:40:59,726 - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, baby. 1097 00:40:59,759 --> 00:41:00,593 You know, I would offer up my services, 1098 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:01,728 but-- - Oh, really? 1099 00:41:01,761 --> 00:41:04,664 - No, but I have two things I have to run out and do, 1100 00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:06,900 and plus go by the shop. 1101 00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:09,736 - I just hate to disappoint those kids. 1102 00:41:09,769 --> 00:41:13,139 - Mrs. Williams, I actually have a Santa suit in the car. 1103 00:41:13,173 --> 00:41:14,541 I could fill in if you like. 1104 00:41:14,574 --> 00:41:16,142 - Santa suit? 1105 00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:18,645 Why do you have a Santa suit in your car? 1106 00:41:18,678 --> 00:41:20,914 - He probably got it off somebody he locked up. 1107 00:41:20,947 --> 00:41:23,883 - Actually, I used it to help a small business owner 1108 00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:26,086 who kept getting robbed by the same people. 1109 00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:29,255 Now he's able to provide a good Christmas for his family. 1110 00:41:29,289 --> 00:41:30,290 - Right. 1111 00:41:30,323 --> 00:41:31,191 (Mr. Williams laughing) 1112 00:41:31,224 --> 00:41:32,559 - Well, that settles it, baby. 1113 00:41:32,592 --> 00:41:34,828 I think you found your Santa. 1114 00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:36,996 Listen, I gotta run out and take care of a few things. 1115 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:37,964 I'll be back, baby. 1116 00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:39,032 Be careful. 1117 00:41:39,065 --> 00:41:40,200 - Dante, let me roll with you. 1118 00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:41,935 I got a couple stops I need to make. 1119 00:41:41,968 --> 00:41:43,303 - Look, Nate, I'm not gonna be taking you by 1120 00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:45,572 no gambling shacks in the hood. 1121 00:41:45,605 --> 00:41:47,240 - Sometimes you be acting like you ain't from Oak Cliff, 1122 00:41:47,273 --> 00:41:48,208 and I don't like that. 1123 00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:49,609 (Mr. Williams laughing) 1124 00:41:49,642 --> 00:41:50,910 - Let me change my clothes, man, 1125 00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:51,911 and we can roll. 1126 00:41:51,945 --> 00:41:53,980 - Yeah, well, since y'all are heading on now, 1127 00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:56,116 I'm going ahead to my room for some flowers. 1128 00:41:56,149 --> 00:41:57,117 You know what I'm saying? 1129 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:57,851 Y'all be easy. 1130 00:41:57,884 --> 00:41:58,852 You dig? - Yeah, let me go ahead, 1131 00:41:58,885 --> 00:42:01,354 and go with you before ride along Kevin Hart 1132 00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:04,924 tries to lock us up for being black. 1133 00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:06,326 - Okay, Lorenz Fake. 1134 00:42:06,359 --> 00:42:09,329 - Okay, just leave that window up in there please, 1135 00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:10,797 so that none of us catch a contact. 1136 00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:11,965 - [Braylon] Oh, shut up, girl. 1137 00:42:11,998 --> 00:42:13,933 You should try it. 1138 00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:17,103 - So, Malcolm, are you sure you are okay with being Santa? 1139 00:42:17,137 --> 00:42:18,071 - Yes, ma'am. 1140 00:42:18,104 --> 00:42:19,873 I coach a little league team back at home, 1141 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:21,808 so I deal with kids all the time. 1142 00:42:21,841 --> 00:42:24,244 - Yeah, he's really good with kids, mom. 1143 00:42:24,277 --> 00:42:25,211 You should see him. 1144 00:42:25,245 --> 00:42:26,179 You know what? 1145 00:42:26,212 --> 00:42:28,248 I think I have a Santa hat and outfit upstairs. 1146 00:42:28,281 --> 00:42:30,617 I could be Mrs. Claus. - Yeah. 1147 00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:31,818 (all laughing) 1148 00:42:31,851 --> 00:42:32,352 - Nevermind. 1149 00:42:32,385 --> 00:42:34,220 We won't need that. 1150 00:42:34,254 --> 00:42:35,321 I do wanna warn you though, 1151 00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:37,090 that some of the kids at the center 1152 00:42:37,123 --> 00:42:38,625 might be a tad bit rough. 1153 00:42:38,658 --> 00:42:40,026 - It's all right, Mrs. Williams. 1154 00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:41,227 I love the kids. 1155 00:42:41,261 --> 00:42:43,697 I mean, how hard could it be? 1156 00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:45,231 * Sitting in a cell * 1157 00:42:45,265 --> 00:42:46,966 * Man, what the hell * 1158 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,368 * Brother getting on my nerves * 1159 00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:51,204 - Corey, shut the fuck up. 1160 00:42:51,237 --> 00:42:52,105 - [Officer] They ain't stupid? 1161 00:42:52,138 --> 00:42:53,106 They're very stupid. 1162 00:42:53,139 --> 00:42:54,274 Y'all made bail. 1163 00:42:54,307 --> 00:42:55,709 Let's go. 1164 00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:57,811 - Who bailed us out? 1165 00:42:57,844 --> 00:43:02,148 - I don't know, but we'll figure it out in the car. 1166 00:43:10,690 --> 00:43:14,394 - Okay, now, Malcolm, just be very patient and kind. 1167 00:43:14,427 --> 00:43:17,130 These kids needs a lot of love and care, okay? 1168 00:43:17,163 --> 00:43:18,398 Now if you need anything, 1169 00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:21,267 I'm gonna be right over there with the other parents, okay? 1170 00:43:21,301 --> 00:43:22,736 - Okay, I got it, Mrs. Williams. 1171 00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:23,470 - All right. - All right. 1172 00:43:23,503 --> 00:43:25,038 - Knock it out. - All right. 1173 00:43:25,071 --> 00:43:25,905 Will do. 1174 00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:28,241 - You ready, baby? 1175 00:43:28,274 --> 00:43:31,811 - Yeah, Santa Claus is in the building. 1176 00:43:31,845 --> 00:43:32,679 - Okay. 1177 00:43:33,913 --> 00:43:34,714 - All right. 1178 00:43:34,748 --> 00:43:38,451 Hey, little one, what's your name? 1179 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:41,454 - Ain't you supposed to know my name? 1180 00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,423 He fake, y'all. 1181 00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:46,159 (upbeat music) 1182 00:44:08,481 --> 00:44:10,083 (Mr. Williams laughing) 1183 00:44:10,116 --> 00:44:11,418 - Look, Nate, I need you 1184 00:44:11,451 --> 00:44:13,186 to help me find a jacket for Braylon, all right? 1185 00:44:13,219 --> 00:44:14,854 'Cause I know that's what he wants for Christmas, 1186 00:44:14,888 --> 00:44:16,990 and this is the only store that has it. 1187 00:44:17,023 --> 00:44:18,191 - Remind me again, 1188 00:44:18,224 --> 00:44:20,727 why are we participating in these colonized traditions? 1189 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,228 - Nate, don't start that mess right now. 1190 00:44:22,262 --> 00:44:25,231 I just need you to help me with a jacket, all right? 1191 00:44:25,265 --> 00:44:26,399 - All right. 1192 00:44:26,433 --> 00:44:29,769 - Now when your grandkids start having nightmares about 1193 00:44:29,803 --> 00:44:33,039 a big, white man sliding down they chimney, 1194 00:44:33,073 --> 00:44:36,076 don't say nothing to me, all right? 1195 00:44:36,109 --> 00:44:37,777 - Oh, you know what? 1196 00:44:38,912 --> 00:44:42,882 Speaking of grandkids, what you think about Malcolm? 1197 00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:45,952 I mean, it seems like he got a good head on his shoulders 1198 00:44:45,985 --> 00:44:49,823 and he'll finally get some grandkids from Serenity. 1199 00:44:49,856 --> 00:44:50,824 I mean, he seems cool 1200 00:44:50,857 --> 00:44:53,226 in a "freeze with your hands up" kind of way. 1201 00:44:53,259 --> 00:44:55,295 - [Mr. Williams] Nigga, does him being a police officer 1202 00:44:55,328 --> 00:44:56,429 really bother you that much? 1203 00:44:56,463 --> 00:44:58,064 - Yes, I am terrified. 1204 00:44:58,098 --> 00:44:59,165 Why aren't you? 1205 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,934 - You are a fool, Nate. 1206 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:02,535 I promise. - You know what? 1207 00:45:02,569 --> 00:45:03,436 It might be beneficial 1208 00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:05,505 to have law enforcement in the family. 1209 00:45:05,538 --> 00:45:06,806 - And why is that? 1210 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:07,807 - Well, you know, 1211 00:45:07,841 --> 00:45:10,377 I got a few tickets that need to disappear. 1212 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,379 - A few tickets, Nate? 1213 00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:13,513 Nate, if you went down there 1214 00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:15,348 and paid all your tickets to the city, 1215 00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:18,518 they'd be able to build a new football stadium with it. 1216 00:45:18,551 --> 00:45:20,520 - It really be on people, I swear. 1217 00:45:20,553 --> 00:45:23,256 (Mr. Williams laughing) 1218 00:45:23,289 --> 00:45:24,124 - Excuse me, sir, 1219 00:45:24,157 --> 00:45:26,092 is there something I can help you with? 1220 00:45:26,126 --> 00:45:28,128 - Yeah, do y'all have this in a different size? 1221 00:45:28,161 --> 00:45:29,329 - I don't think so, 1222 00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:34,801 but let me go ahead and check in the back for you, king. 1223 00:45:34,834 --> 00:45:36,970 - [Mr. Williams] Did she just call you king? 1224 00:45:37,003 --> 00:45:40,306 - I think so, and I am very confused. 1225 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:41,274 - You know what? 1226 00:45:41,307 --> 00:45:43,076 I think she probably read one of them books 1227 00:45:43,109 --> 00:45:44,811 you keep trying to get me to read. 1228 00:45:44,844 --> 00:45:46,913 I think you should get her number. 1229 00:45:46,946 --> 00:45:48,281 Yeah. - You know what they say. 1230 00:45:48,314 --> 00:45:49,516 You know, snow gonna go, 1231 00:45:49,549 --> 00:45:52,485 but if she ain't brown sugar, I can't do nothing with her. 1232 00:45:52,519 --> 00:45:56,056 (Mr. Williams laughing) 1233 00:45:57,524 --> 00:45:58,925 - I can't believe Serenity brought 1234 00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:01,361 a cop into this house, bro. 1235 00:46:01,394 --> 00:46:03,296 She know I smoke a lot of weed. 1236 00:46:03,329 --> 00:46:04,898 I'm gonna be paranoid, man. 1237 00:46:04,931 --> 00:46:05,331 This is crazy. 1238 00:46:06,566 --> 00:46:11,204 - I almost forgot how beautiful your sister's smile is, man. 1239 00:46:11,237 --> 00:46:13,073 - It's all right, man. 1240 00:46:13,106 --> 00:46:14,174 What happened between y'all anyway? 1241 00:46:14,207 --> 00:46:16,409 Wasn't y'all supposed to get married or something? 1242 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,545 I mean, you had me go out, and get me a suit and all this. 1243 00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:21,147 And y'all ain't even go through with it, dawg. 1244 00:46:21,181 --> 00:46:22,549 - My career had just got started, 1245 00:46:22,582 --> 00:46:25,218 and at the time I had to be gone a lot, 1246 00:46:25,251 --> 00:46:27,454 you know, on the road. 1247 00:46:27,487 --> 00:46:29,356 She didn't like all that time apart. 1248 00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:33,460 Frankly, neither did I, but I had to follow my dream. 1249 00:46:33,493 --> 00:46:34,327 - I hear you on that, bro. 1250 00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:35,462 I do. 1251 00:46:35,495 --> 00:46:38,565 And I guess it all worked out for the best, you know. 1252 00:46:38,598 --> 00:46:40,567 You got IG models in R&B, 1253 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,502 six running in and out the crib. 1254 00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:43,503 You know what I'm saying? 1255 00:46:43,536 --> 00:46:46,172 But I mean, when you get you a crib of course, 1256 00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:47,340 because you've still gotta ask us right now, 1257 00:46:47,374 --> 00:46:48,641 but you know what I mean. 1258 00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:50,610 (Denzel laughing) 1259 00:46:50,643 --> 00:46:53,446 - Yeah, something like that. 1260 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,915 - You know, Denzel, the family is folk with you, bro. 1261 00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,884 For real, man. 1262 00:46:57,917 --> 00:46:59,219 And I guess Malcolm ain't a bad dude. 1263 00:46:59,252 --> 00:47:02,255 It's just me personally, just for me, 1264 00:47:02,288 --> 00:47:05,091 I just don't trust Casper. 1265 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:07,427 - Yeah, that weird ass nigga is a cop. 1266 00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:10,263 - And you know what's crazy, bro? 1267 00:47:11,431 --> 00:47:12,298 Why'd they have kids, bro? 1268 00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:12,932 (Braylon laughing) 1269 00:47:12,966 --> 00:47:13,933 You know what I'm saying? 1270 00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:15,135 We have a bunch of little kids running around. 1271 00:47:15,168 --> 00:47:17,470 This motherfucker snitching and shit all the time, bro. 1272 00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:20,373 - I can't stand no tattle-taleing, 1273 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:21,608 snitching-ass kids. 1274 00:47:21,641 --> 00:47:26,179 - Well, if they break up, and they put my sister in jail, 1275 00:47:26,212 --> 00:47:29,082 she'll end up looking like Cleo from "Set it Off," bro. 1276 00:47:29,115 --> 00:47:31,518 That skin is gonna be all fucked up. 1277 00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:34,988 - And you think I should shoot my shot at Serenity again? 1278 00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:36,690 - I mean, bro, if you don't shoot your shot, 1279 00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:38,625 how's she gonna know you trying to win? 1280 00:47:38,658 --> 00:47:39,526 - You know what? 1281 00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:40,660 You right. 1282 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:42,662 Yeah, I appreciate the advice, Braylon. 1283 00:47:42,696 --> 00:47:44,964 Hey, you smarter than they say, boy. 1284 00:47:44,998 --> 00:47:48,034 - Man, I been trying to tell y'all that. 1285 00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:50,136 Hey, hold up, what they be saying? 1286 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:52,005 (upbeat music) - Ho, ho, ho. 1287 00:47:52,038 --> 00:47:54,541 What would you like for Christmas, little girl? 1288 00:47:54,574 --> 00:47:56,676 - I would like two dogs. 1289 00:47:56,710 --> 00:47:59,145 - Oh, two dogs, okay. 1290 00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:00,680 Santa will see what he can do. 1291 00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:02,682 (Malcolm laughing) 1292 00:48:02,716 --> 00:48:03,583 You have a good one. 1293 00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:05,018 Boy, these kids are so cute. 1294 00:48:05,051 --> 00:48:08,321 (both laughing) 1295 00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:09,155 Hey... 1296 00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:12,025 Hey, little man, what's your name? 1297 00:48:12,058 --> 00:48:15,729 (upbeat music continues) 1298 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:16,963 (child slapping Malcolm) - And that's for 1299 00:48:16,996 --> 00:48:20,000 not getting me my PlayStation that I asked for last year. 1300 00:48:20,033 --> 00:48:21,401 And if you don't give me one this year, 1301 00:48:21,434 --> 00:48:23,636 then there's a lot of 6-year-old in this lobby. 1302 00:48:23,670 --> 00:48:24,504 Don't forget. 1303 00:48:24,537 --> 00:48:27,407 - Hey, Serenity-- (children shouting) 1304 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,608 - Oh, my God, Malcolm. 1305 00:48:28,641 --> 00:48:30,377 Are you okay? 1306 00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:31,511 - Yes, ma'am. 1307 00:48:31,544 --> 00:48:32,579 I just wasn't expecting that. 1308 00:48:32,612 --> 00:48:35,148 Little man got some strength in them tiny hands. 1309 00:48:35,181 --> 00:48:36,983 - I know, that's little Malik. 1310 00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:39,019 That's one of the rough ones I was telling you about. 1311 00:48:39,052 --> 00:48:40,020 He's really a good kid. 1312 00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:42,322 He just had a rough upbringing, that's all. 1313 00:48:42,355 --> 00:48:45,191 - It's gonna get a rough one, I find. 1314 00:48:45,225 --> 00:48:47,027 - I'm sorry, Malcolm, did you say something? 1315 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,595 - No, ma'am, I was just saying 1316 00:48:48,628 --> 00:48:51,264 how I can't wait to keep going. 1317 00:48:51,297 --> 00:48:54,467 - Okay, well, y'all go ahead and continue. 1318 00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:56,469 - All right, let's continue on. 1319 00:48:56,503 --> 00:48:58,204 (both laughing) 1320 00:48:58,238 --> 00:48:58,738 Who's next? 1321 00:48:58,772 --> 00:48:59,839 Ho, ho, ho. 1322 00:48:59,873 --> 00:49:04,411 Hey, little girl, what do you want for Christmas? 1323 00:49:04,444 --> 00:49:05,412 - Y'all know what? 1324 00:49:05,445 --> 00:49:08,748 You two got to be the most dumbest criminals 1325 00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:10,583 in the history of niggas. 1326 00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:11,785 Tell me this. 1327 00:49:11,818 --> 00:49:16,623 How y'all gonna rob a store three times in the same month? 1328 00:49:16,656 --> 00:49:18,391 - It was easy, Paw Paw. 1329 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:22,762 I mean, you always said work smarter and not harder, 1330 00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:25,465 and that was an easy lick, pa. 1331 00:49:25,498 --> 00:49:26,766 - [Miles] Yeah. 1332 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,569 - Miles, Corey, y'all some fools. 1333 00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:35,075 See, I taught y'all to never rob the same store twice. 1334 00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:37,043 That's why y'all... 1335 00:49:37,077 --> 00:49:38,111 Y'all deserved to get caught. 1336 00:49:38,144 --> 00:49:39,245 - No, wait, wait, wait. 1337 00:49:39,279 --> 00:49:43,383 It was all good, if it wasn't for that Santa Clause. 1338 00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:44,451 - I don't give a fuck 1339 00:49:44,484 --> 00:49:47,821 if it was the Easter bunny that caught your ass. 1340 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:50,290 I ain't bailing y'all asses out of jail no more. 1341 00:49:50,323 --> 00:49:53,159 Hell, I ain't got no more money. 1342 00:49:54,294 --> 00:49:57,130 Y'all burning my blood pressure up, Miles and Corey. 1343 00:49:57,163 --> 00:50:02,402 Look, I got a water aerobics class for the next two hours. 1344 00:50:02,435 --> 00:50:04,604 Be back here, okay? 1345 00:50:04,637 --> 00:50:06,673 Can y'all do that? 1346 00:50:06,706 --> 00:50:08,108 Do y'all understand? 1347 00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:11,578 - Yes, sir. - Hand me my bag and my towel. 1348 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:15,081 Man! 1349 00:50:18,451 --> 00:50:19,352 Kids! 1350 00:50:24,657 --> 00:50:26,593 - Move your ass, nigga. 1351 00:50:31,297 --> 00:50:33,466 - Wasn't that so much fun, baby? 1352 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:33,867 (Malcolm laughing) 1353 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:34,968 - Oh, yeah, 1354 00:50:35,001 --> 00:50:37,203 especially when little man smack the hell out of me. 1355 00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:38,605 (Serenity laughing) 1356 00:50:38,638 --> 00:50:39,839 I'm ready to go, baby. 1357 00:50:39,873 --> 00:50:41,541 Where your mom at? 1358 00:50:45,879 --> 00:50:48,682 - Hey, ain't that the Santa cop? 1359 00:50:51,685 --> 00:50:52,619 - Yeah. 1360 00:50:52,652 --> 00:50:54,487 Oh, yeah, that's him. 1361 00:50:55,588 --> 00:50:57,624 - So, what we gonna do? 1362 00:50:57,657 --> 00:50:59,225 - We gonna wait for later 1363 00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:03,863 and we gonna ruin his Christmas just like he did ours. 1364 00:51:03,897 --> 00:51:05,432 Yes, sir. 1365 00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:08,134 (upbeat music) 1366 00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:18,545 - Baby, they don't have no toilet-- 1367 00:51:18,578 --> 00:51:19,512 Damn. 1368 00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:20,814 (Serenity giggling) 1369 00:51:20,847 --> 00:51:22,882 - You ready to play with Mrs. Clause? 1370 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,517 (Serenity giggling) 1371 00:51:24,551 --> 00:51:26,353 - Come here, baby. 1372 00:51:26,386 --> 00:51:27,354 - Baby, what are you doing? 1373 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:29,689 You can't be doing this at your parents' house. 1374 00:51:29,723 --> 00:51:30,757 - Baby, you would not be 1375 00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:33,893 the first man I slept with at my parents' house. 1376 00:51:33,927 --> 00:51:35,628 - Wait, wait, what? 1377 00:51:35,662 --> 00:51:36,796 - Oh, nothing. 1378 00:51:36,830 --> 00:51:37,731 (Serenity giggling) 1379 00:51:37,764 --> 00:51:39,666 Baby, relax, loosen up. 1380 00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:42,902 My parents are not worried about us. 1381 00:51:42,936 --> 00:51:45,505 - Baby, that's my spot, and now you know it. 1382 00:51:45,538 --> 00:51:47,374 Okay, you know what? 1383 00:51:47,407 --> 00:51:47,907 Fuck it. 1384 00:51:47,941 --> 00:51:51,311 (couple kissing) 1385 00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:54,814 - Boy, what in the Wakanda are you doing? 1386 00:51:54,848 --> 00:51:57,550 - Malcolm and Serenity are getting it in. 1387 00:51:57,584 --> 00:51:58,451 - What? 1388 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:01,388 Oh, Lord. 1389 00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:04,657 My niece is freaked out. 1390 00:52:04,691 --> 00:52:07,260 - Hey, what are you doing? 1391 00:52:07,293 --> 00:52:09,729 - Daddy, Serenity's nasty. 1392 00:52:09,763 --> 00:52:10,630 - What? 1393 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:15,669 (door pounding) Dammit! 1394 00:52:15,702 --> 00:52:17,437 Hey, open this door! 1395 00:52:18,905 --> 00:52:19,806 - Oh! 1396 00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:21,274 Hey! 1397 00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:23,576 - Boy, you got me fucked up. 1398 00:52:23,610 --> 00:52:25,478 - Is this nigga naked? 1399 00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:27,580 - I'm sorry. 1400 00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:33,420 - I can't control what 1401 00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:35,422 you and my daughter do outside of here, 1402 00:52:35,455 --> 00:52:39,626 but while you in my house, please respect my rules. 1403 00:52:39,659 --> 00:52:41,795 - Mr. Williams, I apologize. 1404 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:43,630 I mean no disrespect. 1405 00:52:44,864 --> 00:52:47,734 - And don't try to come through the back door either, nigga. 1406 00:52:47,767 --> 00:52:49,469 - Braylon, shut up. 1407 00:52:51,538 --> 00:52:55,709 Now let me know if you need anything else, Malcolm. 1408 00:52:55,742 --> 00:52:57,310 - [Malcolm] Yes, sir. 1409 00:52:57,344 --> 00:52:57,977 - [Mr. Williams] Braylon, 1410 00:52:58,011 --> 00:52:58,878 bring your ass. 1411 00:52:58,912 --> 00:53:01,414 - Your stick it in my face. 1412 00:53:07,987 --> 00:53:09,789 - Man, Paw Paw gonna be so mad 1413 00:53:09,823 --> 00:53:12,025 we wasn't there to pick him up. 1414 00:53:12,058 --> 00:53:14,661 - Corey, shut the fuck up. 1415 00:53:14,694 --> 00:53:16,262 I already took care of that. 1416 00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,865 I sent Shay-Shay's ass over there to get him. 1417 00:53:18,898 --> 00:53:19,933 - Shay-Shay? 1418 00:53:19,966 --> 00:53:21,334 Nigga gotta be high all the time. 1419 00:53:21,368 --> 00:53:23,770 She ain't gonna remember. 1420 00:53:23,803 --> 00:53:24,904 All right, all right. 1421 00:53:24,938 --> 00:53:26,473 We know where Santa cop at. 1422 00:53:26,506 --> 00:53:27,407 - Now what? 1423 00:53:28,808 --> 00:53:31,845 - We gonna come back tomorrow, 1424 00:53:31,878 --> 00:53:37,617 and we gonna ruin his holiday just like he messed up ours. 1425 00:53:37,650 --> 00:53:40,286 - Yeah, it look like they got some money in there too. 1426 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,022 - Exactly. (Miles laughing) 1427 00:53:42,055 --> 00:53:43,757 Two birds, one gun. 1428 00:53:46,059 --> 00:53:47,494 - Yeah, yeah. 1429 00:53:55,669 --> 00:53:57,671 - Wake up, honey. 1430 00:53:57,704 --> 00:53:59,773 Hi, merry Christmas. 1431 00:53:59,806 --> 00:54:01,041 (Serenity giggling) 1432 00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:03,843 We're getting ready to have breakfast. 1433 00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:06,446 Oh, you may be wanting to 1434 00:54:06,479 --> 00:54:07,580 brush your teeth before. - Oh, damn. 1435 00:54:07,614 --> 00:54:08,615 - Yeah. 1436 00:54:08,648 --> 00:54:10,684 And then you can come downstairs and join us. 1437 00:54:10,717 --> 00:54:11,851 - All right. - Okay? 1438 00:54:11,885 --> 00:54:13,286 - Okay. - Okay. 1439 00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:20,527 - Good morning, officer. 1440 00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:26,866 - I'm a detective, dammit. 1441 00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:47,520 Come on, man. 1442 00:55:11,778 --> 00:55:14,647 (Malcolm sighing) 1443 00:55:14,681 --> 00:55:16,116 - I hope you ready, baby, because here I-- 1444 00:55:16,149 --> 00:55:18,718 (phone ringing) 1445 00:55:18,752 --> 00:55:21,421 Hold on, baby, keep it hot for me. 1446 00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:22,522 You're speaking with him. 1447 00:55:22,555 --> 00:55:23,123 - Hey, what's going on, man? 1448 00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:24,090 You got a minute? 1449 00:55:24,124 --> 00:55:25,125 - Yeah, I got a few moments to spare, man. 1450 00:55:25,158 --> 00:55:26,292 What's up? 1451 00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:29,496 - All right, so usually I call Rev for stuff like this, 1452 00:55:29,529 --> 00:55:32,732 but he ain't answer and I really need some advice right now. 1453 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:35,001 - Well, I'm glad you finally decided 1454 00:55:35,035 --> 00:55:36,936 to partake in my infinite wisdom. 1455 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:37,804 Talk to me. 1456 00:55:37,837 --> 00:55:38,872 What's up? - All right. 1457 00:55:38,905 --> 00:55:41,708 So, look, we at Serenity's parents' house, right? 1458 00:55:41,741 --> 00:55:42,942 And-- 1459 00:55:42,976 --> 00:55:45,078 - And the mama's ass better than the daughter, ain't she? 1460 00:55:45,111 --> 00:55:46,546 I knew it, I knew. 1461 00:55:46,579 --> 00:55:48,481 Dammit, man, tell me, tell me. 1462 00:55:48,515 --> 00:55:50,684 - Man, no, shut up, okay? 1463 00:55:52,052 --> 00:55:53,153 Now her mama is fine though, 1464 00:55:53,186 --> 00:55:54,454 but, no, that that ain't it. 1465 00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:56,456 Listen, her ex-boyfriend lives here. 1466 00:55:56,489 --> 00:55:58,625 - Wait, at the parents' house? 1467 00:55:58,658 --> 00:56:01,628 - Yes, talking about his house burnt down or something 1468 00:56:01,661 --> 00:56:03,463 and he living here until it's rebuilt. 1469 00:56:03,496 --> 00:56:05,865 - This sounds like some "Maury" shit, man. 1470 00:56:05,899 --> 00:56:07,133 But what's the problem? 1471 00:56:07,167 --> 00:56:08,902 They was together a long time ago, right? 1472 00:56:08,935 --> 00:56:12,172 - Yeah, but I think he trying to get back with her. 1473 00:56:12,205 --> 00:56:15,041 I don't like the way he be looking at her and stuff, 1474 00:56:15,075 --> 00:56:16,543 then plus he a R&B singer. 1475 00:56:16,576 --> 00:56:18,778 You know Serenity love her some R&B. 1476 00:56:18,812 --> 00:56:20,613 - Yeah, them R&B niggas dangerous. 1477 00:56:20,647 --> 00:56:23,049 I lost a bed at one time to one of them. 1478 00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,050 - Damn, for real? 1479 00:56:24,084 --> 00:56:27,487 - Hell, yeah, sang her right out her drawers. 1480 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,489 These motherfuckers gotta be stopped. 1481 00:56:29,522 --> 00:56:30,590 - What do I do? 1482 00:56:30,623 --> 00:56:32,525 - You gotta match his energy. 1483 00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:34,160 - Hell, I can't sing. 1484 00:56:34,194 --> 00:56:36,162 - You gotta be creative, bro. 1485 00:56:36,196 --> 00:56:38,098 This the ex she dated back in school, right? 1486 00:56:38,131 --> 00:56:39,065 - Yeah. 1487 00:56:39,099 --> 00:56:40,200 - So, the family probably rooting 1488 00:56:40,233 --> 00:56:41,868 for them to get back together. 1489 00:56:41,901 --> 00:56:43,069 And the last thing you want is 1490 00:56:43,103 --> 00:56:45,205 Serenity out here rekindling feelings 1491 00:56:45,238 --> 00:56:48,008 with a R&B nigga out here singing high notes. 1492 00:56:48,041 --> 00:56:49,209 - High notes? 1493 00:56:49,242 --> 00:56:50,210 - You need to show him 1494 00:56:50,243 --> 00:56:52,946 that you ain't playing about that woman, man. 1495 00:56:52,979 --> 00:56:54,748 And show her and her family 1496 00:56:54,781 --> 00:56:56,983 that you the man she should be with. 1497 00:56:57,017 --> 00:56:58,518 - Yeah, you right. 1498 00:56:58,551 --> 00:57:00,220 - Don't let him outshine you, man. 1499 00:57:00,253 --> 00:57:03,223 Just like the days on the football field, it's 1500 00:57:03,256 --> 00:57:04,057 competition. 1501 00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:07,560 If he go to another level, then... 1502 00:57:07,594 --> 00:57:09,496 - I take it up two levels. 1503 00:57:09,529 --> 00:57:11,598 - That's right, my dawg. 1504 00:57:11,631 --> 00:57:13,733 - Jaycoby, the hot tub is ready. 1505 00:57:13,767 --> 00:57:16,269 - I'll be right with you, my angel. 1506 00:57:16,302 --> 00:57:17,303 Well, yeah, bro, it seem like 1507 00:57:17,337 --> 00:57:19,172 I've solved your little the crisis right now. 1508 00:57:19,205 --> 00:57:20,774 I got a little situation going on over here, 1509 00:57:20,807 --> 00:57:24,244 so hit me back, if you need me, but not too soon. 1510 00:57:24,277 --> 00:57:25,712 Feliz Navidad, all right? 1511 00:57:25,745 --> 00:57:26,680 - All right. 1512 00:57:28,748 --> 00:57:32,719 Shit, I ain't lose my woman to no damn high notes. 1513 00:57:32,752 --> 00:57:35,288 - Say, bro, who you talking to, fam? 1514 00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:36,990 - No bells on them things? 1515 00:57:37,023 --> 00:57:37,424 What's up, man? 1516 00:57:37,457 --> 00:57:38,425 What you need? 1517 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:40,193 - Man, the family told me to tell you, dawg, 1518 00:57:40,226 --> 00:57:41,561 come on down, it's time to eat. 1519 00:57:41,594 --> 00:57:42,262 - All right, I'll be down. 1520 00:57:42,295 --> 00:57:43,496 Thanks. 1521 00:57:50,603 --> 00:57:52,172 - You know "Black Panther" is my favorite, right? 1522 00:57:52,205 --> 00:57:54,941 - "The Black Panther" ain't got nothing on "Harlem Nights." 1523 00:57:54,974 --> 00:57:55,942 That's a classic. 1524 00:57:55,975 --> 00:57:58,311 That's a classic. - Okay, "Black Panther" too. 1525 00:57:58,345 --> 00:57:59,312 - "Fridays" is the classic. 1526 00:57:59,346 --> 00:58:00,847 - Hey, good morning, everybody. 1527 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,948 Merry Christmas. 1528 00:58:01,981 --> 00:58:03,149 - [All] Good morning, Malcolm. 1529 00:58:03,183 --> 00:58:04,117 (all chattering) 1530 00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:06,286 - Brown rising, my brothers. 1531 00:58:06,319 --> 00:58:09,155 - Baby, you can come sit right here. 1532 00:58:09,189 --> 00:58:10,957 - That's why I said "Black Panther." 1533 00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:11,691 (all laughing) 1534 00:58:11,725 --> 00:58:14,294 - I hope you slept well, Malcolm. 1535 00:58:14,327 --> 00:58:17,230 I mean, I know having a job 1536 00:58:17,263 --> 00:58:19,899 that aids in the oppression of our people 1537 00:58:19,933 --> 00:58:22,635 can make it hard to sleep sometimes. 1538 00:58:22,669 --> 00:58:24,304 - Denzel, don't start. - He's a grown man. 1539 00:58:24,337 --> 00:58:25,572 He can't speak for himself? 1540 00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:27,040 - You know what, Denzel? 1541 00:58:27,073 --> 00:58:28,842 It is hard to sleep sometimes. 1542 00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:31,044 Just like I know it's hard to sit down 1543 00:58:31,077 --> 00:58:33,346 and watch our people go through the same situations, 1544 00:58:33,380 --> 00:58:35,281 and you do nothing about it. 1545 00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:36,916 I can't imagine how hard it is 1546 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:39,686 to write a song about what's going on right now. 1547 00:58:39,719 --> 00:58:40,820 Can you? 1548 00:58:40,854 --> 00:58:42,756 But I'm pretty sure you have plenty 1549 00:58:42,789 --> 00:58:46,826 of activist songs in your catalog, right? 1550 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,728 - Hey, Denzel me fighting with Malcolm. 1551 00:58:48,762 --> 00:58:50,096 Malcolm be coming back with them things though. 1552 00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:51,064 - Right. 1553 00:58:51,097 --> 00:58:52,198 I'm telling you, he wanted all the smoke. 1554 00:58:52,232 --> 00:58:54,167 Man, you should have heard him upstairs earlier today 1555 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,036 sounding like an Avenger. 1556 00:58:56,069 --> 00:58:57,003 Not today. 1557 00:58:57,037 --> 00:58:58,238 (all laughing) - Hey, listen up, everyone. 1558 00:58:58,271 --> 00:58:59,839 Now that everyone is here, 1559 00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:01,307 let's go over the plans for today. 1560 00:59:01,341 --> 00:59:02,776 - I don't know, baby. 1561 00:59:02,809 --> 00:59:05,245 Maybe we should just skip the plans this year. 1562 00:59:05,278 --> 00:59:06,946 - No, Dante, tradition is important 1563 00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:09,649 and we will not stray away from tradition, 1564 00:59:09,683 --> 00:59:13,687 because we have a unexpected visitor this year. 1565 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,821 - [Braylon] Tell it, mom. 1566 00:59:14,854 --> 00:59:19,092 - Okay, so first we are gonna have the talent show, 1567 00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,960 and then we're gonna meet with the Johnsons, 1568 00:59:20,994 --> 00:59:22,729 do flag football. 1569 00:59:22,762 --> 00:59:24,197 We're gonna come back here and have dinner, 1570 00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:25,365 and then we're gonna cap the night off 1571 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:27,634 with everyone opening their gifts. 1572 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:30,136 - Must we play football again this year? 1573 00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:31,705 I bet you don't even know why 1574 00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:35,108 the ball is brown with white laces on it. 1575 00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:39,245 - You know what, Nate? 1576 00:59:39,279 --> 00:59:40,914 I never really thought about that. 1577 00:59:40,947 --> 00:59:43,883 Why is it brown with white laces? 1578 00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:44,451 - I don't know. 1579 00:59:44,484 --> 00:59:45,652 But what I'm saying is 1580 00:59:45,685 --> 00:59:49,255 we could be focusing our energy to more important things. 1581 00:59:49,289 --> 00:59:51,091 - Okay, so in the talent show, 1582 00:59:51,124 --> 00:59:54,194 Nate, I have you down for doing poetry, right? 1583 00:59:54,227 --> 00:59:56,763 Braylon, you're gonna tell jokes. 1584 00:59:56,796 --> 00:59:58,331 Baby, you're gonna do your dance. 1585 00:59:58,365 --> 00:59:59,699 - I'm gonna get it. 1586 00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:00,800 (Mr. Williams and Mrs. Williams laughing) 1587 01:00:00,834 --> 01:00:04,904 - And then, Denzel, you're gonna do a song, right? 1588 01:00:04,938 --> 01:00:05,905 - Yes, I am. 1589 01:00:06,973 --> 01:00:08,108 - High notes? 1590 01:00:08,141 --> 01:00:09,175 - I'm sorry, Serena, baby. 1591 01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:12,345 Would you and Malcolm like to join us this year? 1592 01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:13,546 - No, we're actually gonna sit this out. 1593 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:18,752 - Actually, Mrs. Williams, I think I'm gonna do a song too. 1594 01:00:18,785 --> 01:00:21,354 - You can go right after Denzel. 1595 01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:22,789 - I sure can. 1596 01:00:29,162 --> 01:00:31,831 - I'm black, 'cause I'm black. 1597 01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:37,003 I'm black, y'all. 1598 01:00:38,471 --> 01:00:40,073 I'm black, y'all. 1599 01:00:42,409 --> 01:00:45,979 I'm blacker than black, 'cause I'm black, y'all. 1600 01:00:46,012 --> 01:00:47,380 - Nate, Nate... 1601 01:00:47,414 --> 01:00:49,983 Man, sit your ass down. 1602 01:00:50,016 --> 01:00:51,785 That's some old "CB4" right there, man. 1603 01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:55,221 How you gonna steal other folk's stuff like that? 1604 01:00:55,255 --> 01:00:56,122 Really? 1605 01:01:01,494 --> 01:01:02,495 - Man, let me tell you. 1606 01:01:02,529 --> 01:01:03,396 I feel hard as hell man. 1607 01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:04,497 Shit, it's crazy. 1608 01:01:04,531 --> 01:01:07,067 I got one more before I get up out here though, man. 1609 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:08,868 What does Denzel, 1610 01:01:08,902 --> 01:01:09,903 y'all gonna love this one, 1611 01:01:09,936 --> 01:01:12,706 and Wolverine have in common? 1612 01:01:13,273 --> 01:01:14,174 - What? 1613 01:01:14,207 --> 01:01:15,342 - They both ex man. 1614 01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:18,044 (Malcolm laughing) 1615 01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:19,279 (Braylon laughing) 1616 01:01:19,312 --> 01:01:20,080 - You get it? 1617 01:01:20,113 --> 01:01:22,349 Ex, because you over by yourself, 1618 01:01:22,382 --> 01:01:23,483 and she over here foolin' with him. 1619 01:01:23,516 --> 01:01:25,352 (Braylon laughing) 1620 01:01:25,385 --> 01:01:26,920 Oh, tough crowd. 1621 01:01:27,854 --> 01:01:30,223 - No, it wasn't funny. 1622 01:01:30,256 --> 01:01:31,124 - Damn. 1623 01:01:32,158 --> 01:01:33,059 (upbeat music) 1624 01:01:33,093 --> 01:01:34,060 - You ready? 1625 01:01:35,562 --> 01:01:37,130 - Hey, hey, hey. 1626 01:01:39,799 --> 01:01:44,904 - [Braylon] Don't hurt her, pop, don't hurt her, pop. 1627 01:01:44,938 --> 01:01:50,076 (Mr. Williams and Mrs. Williams struggling) 1628 01:01:51,244 --> 01:01:54,080 - [Braylon] You all right, pop? 1629 01:01:54,114 --> 01:01:56,816 (upbeat music) 1630 01:02:03,523 --> 01:02:05,992 - This is for my baby. 1631 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:09,362 (upbeat music continues) 1632 01:02:15,368 --> 01:02:17,871 * I ain't seen you sister high school days * 1633 01:02:17,904 --> 01:02:19,072 * But you still rock solid * 1634 01:02:19,105 --> 01:02:21,441 * Still looking like a baddie * 1635 01:02:21,474 --> 01:02:23,109 * Still got them pretty ass eyes * 1636 01:02:23,143 --> 01:02:24,344 * Skin glowing, thick with it * 1637 01:02:24,377 --> 01:02:26,513 * Still working with a phatty * 1638 01:02:26,546 --> 01:02:28,882 * I feel like you was meant for me * 1639 01:02:28,915 --> 01:02:32,352 * And I feel like I was meant for you * 1640 01:02:32,385 --> 01:02:33,853 * Maybe it was meant to be * 1641 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:37,924 * 'Cause it's feeling like deja vu * 1642 01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:44,230 * I just wanna know if you're feeling like me right now * 1643 01:02:44,264 --> 01:02:45,965 * If you're with it, we can roll through the city * 1644 01:02:45,999 --> 01:02:48,101 * With the top down * 1645 01:02:48,134 --> 01:02:50,837 (upbeat music) 1646 01:02:57,944 --> 01:03:01,381 (upbeat music continues) 1647 01:03:06,619 --> 01:03:08,888 * You say that you want me * 1648 01:03:08,922 --> 01:03:11,491 * But I know you need it * 1649 01:03:11,524 --> 01:03:13,560 * You're feeling so hungry * 1650 01:03:13,593 --> 01:03:16,062 * And I'm trying to feed it * 1651 01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:18,365 * So, go on and start talking * 1652 01:03:18,398 --> 01:03:20,367 * While I'm thinking rubbing * 1653 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,236 * My tongue on your neck, down your spine * 1654 01:03:23,269 --> 01:03:28,074 * So, baby, tell me do you like it from the-- * 1655 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:30,577 - Boy, what the hell is wrong with you? 1656 01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:31,511 You don't see my wife sitting right here, 1657 01:03:31,544 --> 01:03:33,947 and you over here singing some freaky shit. 1658 01:03:33,980 --> 01:03:35,382 - Whip his ass, dad. 1659 01:03:35,415 --> 01:03:37,417 - Yo, I'm sorry, Mr. Williams. 1660 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:38,418 I just got carried away. 1661 01:03:38,451 --> 01:03:40,587 - Look, boy, that's strike two. 1662 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:42,322 Now mess around I get to strike three, 1663 01:03:42,355 --> 01:03:43,957 you know what's gonna happen. 1664 01:03:43,990 --> 01:03:45,425 - Yeah, that's your ass. 1665 01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:47,227 Dante a two time Golden Glove. 1666 01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:48,962 - And I got hella range. 1667 01:03:48,995 --> 01:03:50,497 - Singing like he done lost his damn mind. 1668 01:03:50,530 --> 01:03:51,364 - Serenity. 1669 01:03:52,332 --> 01:03:54,234 - [Mr. Williams] You think he done lost his-- 1670 01:03:54,267 --> 01:03:55,268 - Serenity. 1671 01:03:55,301 --> 01:03:56,936 Serenity, slow down, baby. 1672 01:03:56,970 --> 01:03:57,871 - Baby, what do you think you doing 1673 01:03:57,904 --> 01:03:59,539 singing that song in front of my family? 1674 01:03:59,572 --> 01:04:01,541 - Baby, I'm sorry, okay? 1675 01:04:01,574 --> 01:04:03,243 Denzel just started singing that song, 1676 01:04:03,276 --> 01:04:06,079 and you was looking like you was enjoying it, 1677 01:04:06,112 --> 01:04:09,215 and them damn high notes, baby. 1678 01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:12,452 - Baby, Denzel, is a great singer and I love his voice, 1679 01:04:12,485 --> 01:04:14,387 but I'm with you. 1680 01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:15,288 There's no competition. 1681 01:04:15,321 --> 01:04:16,890 You already won. 1682 01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:20,326 - You right. 1683 01:04:22,495 --> 01:04:23,463 I'm tripping, that's my bad. 1684 01:04:23,496 --> 01:04:24,597 - Yeah, I know. 1685 01:04:24,631 --> 01:04:28,501 So, go out there and please apologize to my family. 1686 01:04:28,535 --> 01:04:30,203 You done traumatized my mama. 1687 01:04:30,236 --> 01:04:31,404 - I don't know. 1688 01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:34,207 She was looking kind of hard at some of them dance moves. 1689 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,342 (Malcolm laughing) 1690 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,576 - Go. 1691 01:04:36,609 --> 01:04:39,212 (Serenity giggling) 1692 01:04:39,245 --> 01:04:40,480 - Boy, look at that defense right there. 1693 01:04:40,513 --> 01:04:41,381 That's how you hit. 1694 01:04:41,414 --> 01:04:43,283 So, I tell y'all we stacked this year. 1695 01:04:43,316 --> 01:04:43,983 We got 'em all. 1696 01:04:44,017 --> 01:04:46,553 Boy, we got Curts, we got Diggs, 1697 01:04:46,586 --> 01:04:48,555 we got motherfuckin' forces, man. 1698 01:04:48,588 --> 01:04:49,522 Who gonna stop us? 1699 01:04:49,556 --> 01:04:51,291 - Your damn quarterback. 1700 01:04:51,324 --> 01:04:52,625 Until y'all get rid of that sorry motherfucker, 1701 01:04:52,659 --> 01:04:54,060 y'all ain't going nowhere. 1702 01:04:54,094 --> 01:04:55,662 - I ain't trying to hear that, man. 1703 01:04:55,695 --> 01:04:56,563 He cool, he doing his thing. 1704 01:04:56,596 --> 01:04:57,430 Ain't that right, pop? 1705 01:04:57,464 --> 01:04:58,264 - I don't know, Braylon. 1706 01:04:58,298 --> 01:04:59,566 You know I ride with the home team, 1707 01:04:59,599 --> 01:05:00,533 but look at it, man. 1708 01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:02,302 You keep throwing all these interceptions. 1709 01:05:02,335 --> 01:05:03,503 We can't win like this. 1710 01:05:04,637 --> 01:05:06,973 - See, pops, I know you getting up in your age, man, 1711 01:05:07,007 --> 01:05:08,575 you talking noise now, man. 1712 01:05:08,608 --> 01:05:10,310 You ain't got the right colors on, 1713 01:05:10,343 --> 01:05:11,011 Cardinal colors on. 1714 01:05:11,044 --> 01:05:12,679 Look, talk to your brother, man, 1715 01:05:12,712 --> 01:05:14,180 and tell him what we doing this year. 1716 01:05:14,214 --> 01:05:16,082 Tell him what we doing this year. 1717 01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:19,552 - See, y'all are worried about the wrong thing. 1718 01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:23,523 See, football is just one of the many tools 1719 01:05:23,556 --> 01:05:25,358 that the powers that be use 1720 01:05:25,392 --> 01:05:29,262 to distract us from what's really going on. 1721 01:05:29,295 --> 01:05:30,530 - Like what? 1722 01:05:30,563 --> 01:05:31,631 - "Shazam." 1723 01:05:31,664 --> 01:05:33,033 - Ask. 1724 01:05:33,066 --> 01:05:34,467 - Not this again. 1725 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:36,536 - What does that mean? 1726 01:05:36,569 --> 01:05:39,172 - Nate has somehow convinced himself 1727 01:05:39,205 --> 01:05:41,007 that some movie that was made in the 90s 1728 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:44,044 with Sinbad in it was wiped off. 1729 01:05:44,077 --> 01:05:47,213 - It existed, and for some reason the powers that be 1730 01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:50,684 don't want us to see it anymore. 1731 01:05:50,717 --> 01:05:51,785 - Classic. 1732 01:05:51,818 --> 01:05:53,219 I'll maybe tell it to you. 1733 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,154 - Thank you. 1734 01:05:54,187 --> 01:05:56,222 See, y'all can sit here and stay asleep 1735 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:57,390 for as long as y'all want to. 1736 01:05:57,424 --> 01:06:01,394 But me, I got something better to do with my time, okay? 1737 01:06:01,428 --> 01:06:02,662 Hey, bro. - What's up? 1738 01:06:02,696 --> 01:06:04,330 - Hey, let me know if they're at 3-7 1739 01:06:04,364 --> 01:06:06,366 heading off at the end of the game. 1740 01:06:06,399 --> 01:06:06,866 - I got you. 1741 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:07,734 Speaking of a 3-7, 1742 01:06:07,767 --> 01:06:10,503 let me get a piece of this right here. 1743 01:06:10,537 --> 01:06:12,505 - Man, shut up, Braylon. 1744 01:06:14,674 --> 01:06:16,276 - Hey, Malcolm, my brother, 1745 01:06:16,309 --> 01:06:18,745 you been kind of quiet about this subject with you. 1746 01:06:18,778 --> 01:06:20,180 You ain't got no squad to play football? 1747 01:06:20,213 --> 01:06:22,382 - Yeah, man, Dallas is my team, man. 1748 01:06:22,415 --> 01:06:24,584 I think they gonna go all the way this year. 1749 01:06:24,617 --> 01:06:26,186 You know that defense is stacked. 1750 01:06:26,219 --> 01:06:28,788 - Man, he don't know nothing about no damn football. 1751 01:06:28,822 --> 01:06:31,124 He too busy locking all the gentlemen up. 1752 01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:32,792 That's probably why y'all can't find the quarterback, 1753 01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:35,428 Shit, he done locked up all the prospects, hell. 1754 01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:38,832 - I mean, I think playing four years varsity 1755 01:06:38,865 --> 01:06:41,267 and starting two years for a division one school 1756 01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,069 would give me some type of insight. 1757 01:06:43,103 --> 01:06:43,803 - [Mr. Williams] Oh, really? 1758 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,572 Oh, what school did you go to? 1759 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:47,607 - I went to Duncanville and then I went to State after that. 1760 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,609 - [Mr. Williams] Okay, those are some good schools. 1761 01:06:49,642 --> 01:06:51,244 Denzel, didn't you go to Carter? 1762 01:06:51,277 --> 01:06:53,646 - Yep, and we would've ran y'all ass too, 1763 01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,414 if we would've played y'all. 1764 01:06:54,447 --> 01:06:55,515 - I doubt it, 1765 01:06:55,548 --> 01:06:57,817 considering we went to state three years in a row. 1766 01:06:57,851 --> 01:06:59,152 - What that mean? 1767 01:06:59,185 --> 01:07:01,287 Y'all ain't play no-damn-body. 1768 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:04,824 Damn, suburb boys can't see no real city boys. 1769 01:07:04,858 --> 01:07:05,792 - I mean, y'all are going back and forth 1770 01:07:05,825 --> 01:07:06,659 about this here subject. 1771 01:07:06,693 --> 01:07:08,828 I mean, we get settle this outside. 1772 01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:11,498 It's about that time for annual Christmas game. 1773 01:07:11,531 --> 01:07:12,699 - It sure is. 1774 01:07:12,732 --> 01:07:15,268 Matter of fact, we actually can go on over to the park, 1775 01:07:15,301 --> 01:07:18,104 'cause I wanna see this for myself. 1776 01:07:18,138 --> 01:07:21,474 (Mr. Williams laughing) 1777 01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:24,277 Merry Christmas, Barrett. 1778 01:07:24,310 --> 01:07:26,813 - Merry Christmas, Dante. 1779 01:07:26,846 --> 01:07:27,881 - Where's Jacob? 1780 01:07:27,914 --> 01:07:30,350 - Jacob ain't gonna be able to make it this year. 1781 01:07:30,383 --> 01:07:31,851 He had to work. 1782 01:07:31,885 --> 01:07:33,453 - You're in luck. 1783 01:07:33,486 --> 01:07:34,187 I brought another man. 1784 01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:38,291 - He any good? (upbeat music) 1785 01:07:38,324 --> 01:07:39,159 - Yeah. 1786 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:41,528 - Let's play ball then. 1787 01:07:41,561 --> 01:07:42,429 - Let's play. 1788 01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:45,465 (upbeat music) 1789 01:07:45,498 --> 01:07:48,401 * It's December in Texas, so the sun still shining * 1790 01:07:48,435 --> 01:07:51,204 * Money on my mind, so you know I'm still grinding * 1791 01:07:51,237 --> 01:07:53,740 * When you hear my phone ring, call it perfect timing * 1792 01:07:53,773 --> 01:07:56,343 * The spinach I keep on me is from a different climate * 1793 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:59,245 * One thing I know everybody need trees * 1794 01:07:59,279 --> 01:08:01,815 * Just in case it's slow, everybody need me * 1795 01:08:01,848 --> 01:08:04,451 * Got it for the low, I ain't selling it for cheap * 1796 01:08:04,484 --> 01:08:07,187 * Family getting smoke, whether rain, snow, or sleet * 1797 01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:09,789 * I pulled up in a slay, bag full of hay * 1798 01:08:09,823 --> 01:08:12,459 * Looking like the Grinch, getting rich for the stench * 1799 01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:14,461 * We've been smoking out the chimney * 1800 01:08:14,494 --> 01:08:16,162 * Got me feeling like Nowitzki * 1801 01:08:16,196 --> 01:08:18,231 * Taking shots of egg nog and whiskey * 1802 01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:19,566 * I'm way past tipsy * 1803 01:08:19,599 --> 01:08:22,402 * Just imagine how mad all the kids be * 1804 01:08:22,435 --> 01:08:25,305 * When they sneak out to see if Santa ain't the cookies * 1805 01:08:25,338 --> 01:08:30,210 * Then they realize it's just me with the munchies * 1806 01:08:30,243 --> 01:08:32,379 * You can hear the slave bells ringing * 1807 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:34,848 * Full dubs, 15's bangin' * 1808 01:08:34,881 --> 01:08:37,617 * Acting like money ain't a thang then * 1809 01:08:37,650 --> 01:08:40,387 * Drinking champagne, what I came with * 1810 01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:43,223 * When I see my cousin, I'mma roll up * 1811 01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:45,658 * Sipping egg nog 'til I throw up * 1812 01:08:45,692 --> 01:08:48,528 * Everything forgiven, hold no grudge * 1813 01:08:48,561 --> 01:08:50,964 * Get your family, nigga, show more love * 1814 01:08:50,997 --> 01:08:52,198 * I ain't seen your broke ass all year * 1815 01:08:52,232 --> 01:08:55,502 * So, I ain't got time to waste with your face in my ear * 1816 01:08:55,535 --> 01:08:58,338 * Talking about how I'm wrong 'cause of what I ain't get you * 1817 01:08:58,371 --> 01:08:59,773 * But you ain't my favorite cousin, bro * 1818 01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:01,207 * And I ain't miss you * 1819 01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:03,710 * I just really came for banana pudding * 1820 01:09:03,743 --> 01:09:05,211 - [Malcolm] Next point wins. 1821 01:09:05,245 --> 01:09:06,579 - I'm about to lock your ass up, 1822 01:09:06,613 --> 01:09:08,281 and show you how I feel, detective. 1823 01:09:08,314 --> 01:09:09,916 - Yeah, we about to see. 1824 01:09:09,949 --> 01:09:11,251 - [Barrett] Set! 1825 01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:12,419 Go! (upbeat music) 1826 01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,688 * Acting like money ain't a thang then * 1827 01:09:14,721 --> 01:09:17,590 * Drinking champagne, what I came with * 1828 01:09:17,624 --> 01:09:20,326 * When I see my cousin, I'mma roll up * 1829 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,962 * Sipping egg nog 'til I throw up * 1830 01:09:22,996 --> 01:09:25,598 * Everything forgiven, hold no grudge * 1831 01:09:25,632 --> 01:09:28,668 * Get your family, nigga, show more love * 1832 01:09:28,702 --> 01:09:32,305 (upbeat music continues) 1833 01:09:38,578 --> 01:09:39,846 (Malcolm laughing) 1834 01:09:39,879 --> 01:09:42,382 - Yeah, not bad for a suburb kid. 1835 01:09:42,415 --> 01:09:44,017 - Man, you got lucky. 1836 01:09:44,050 --> 01:09:45,852 - He getting lucky all day then. 1837 01:09:45,885 --> 01:09:46,753 - You're the lucky one, 1838 01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:48,021 lucky you didn't have to play Malcolm 1839 01:09:48,054 --> 01:09:49,723 in high school apparently. 1840 01:09:49,756 --> 01:09:52,492 (both laughing) 1841 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,763 - Hey, what's up on the water though? 1842 01:09:58,298 --> 01:10:01,234 - My bad, that was the last one. 1843 01:10:02,469 --> 01:10:03,370 - Nigga... 1844 01:10:09,409 --> 01:10:09,843 Hello? 1845 01:10:10,744 --> 01:10:12,379 Hey, has any of the sponsors responded 1846 01:10:12,412 --> 01:10:14,647 to the emails we sent out? 1847 01:10:18,351 --> 01:10:19,886 All right, well, keep trying. 1848 01:10:19,919 --> 01:10:22,922 Let me know if we get anything. 1849 01:10:22,956 --> 01:10:25,558 Yeah, Merry Christmas to you too. 1850 01:10:26,559 --> 01:10:28,862 - You having trouble with something, Malcolm? 1851 01:10:28,895 --> 01:10:30,030 - No, ma'am. 1852 01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:32,799 - Now, Malcolm, I know we haven't known each other long, 1853 01:10:32,832 --> 01:10:35,468 so let's not start our relationship with you lying to 1854 01:10:35,502 --> 01:10:35,769 me. 1855 01:10:35,802 --> 01:10:36,603 Okay? 1856 01:10:37,671 --> 01:10:39,372 - All right, well, 1857 01:10:39,406 --> 01:10:43,043 my department cut the funding for my little league team. 1858 01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:44,811 I've been trying to find another sponsor, 1859 01:10:44,844 --> 01:10:46,913 but things aren't going good. 1860 01:10:46,946 --> 01:10:47,814 - I see. 1861 01:10:49,015 --> 01:10:51,451 Those poor kids. 1862 01:10:51,484 --> 01:10:52,552 - Yeah. 1863 01:10:52,585 --> 01:10:54,754 See, when I was little, my mother couldn't afford 1864 01:10:54,788 --> 01:10:57,390 for me to play on the team like this one. 1865 01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:58,658 And most of the kids I coach now 1866 01:10:58,692 --> 01:11:01,494 come from the same background I had growing up. 1867 01:11:01,528 --> 01:11:03,396 So, that's why I make sure that 1868 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,365 none of the mothers have to pay fees 1869 01:11:05,398 --> 01:11:07,434 so their kids can play. 1870 01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:11,604 - Well, listen, I think I might got somebody 1871 01:11:11,638 --> 01:11:13,006 that can help you with a sponsorship. 1872 01:11:13,039 --> 01:11:14,841 I'll reach out to them tomorrow, okay? 1873 01:11:14,874 --> 01:11:17,010 - No, that's okay, Mrs. Williams. 1874 01:11:17,043 --> 01:11:18,345 You don't have to do that. 1875 01:11:18,378 --> 01:11:19,479 I'll figure something out. 1876 01:11:19,512 --> 01:11:21,514 - Oh, you'll figure something out. 1877 01:11:21,548 --> 01:11:24,551 So, first you lie to me and now you're refusing my help. 1878 01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:25,819 You on a roll today, Malcolm. 1879 01:11:25,852 --> 01:11:26,953 - No, ma'am, no, ma'am. 1880 01:11:26,986 --> 01:11:29,823 What I meant to say was, "Thank you. 1881 01:11:29,856 --> 01:11:30,523 "I appreciate you." 1882 01:11:30,557 --> 01:11:31,391 - That's what you meant to say? 1883 01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:33,660 - Yes, ma'am. (Mrs. Williams laughing) 1884 01:11:33,693 --> 01:11:35,562 - Look, come on back in the house. 1885 01:11:35,595 --> 01:11:36,629 I made some homemade peach cobbler. 1886 01:11:36,663 --> 01:11:39,899 And let's hurry up before Braylon eat it all up. 1887 01:11:39,933 --> 01:11:42,335 Come on, baby. - Let's go. 1888 01:11:47,007 --> 01:11:49,476 - Are you ready to do this? 1889 01:11:50,744 --> 01:11:51,644 - Yep. 1890 01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:53,546 Man, because it's about time 1891 01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:56,883 we placed down our motherfuckin' visit. 1892 01:11:58,184 --> 01:11:59,419 Let's go. 1893 01:12:02,022 --> 01:12:02,956 - [Mrs. Williams] Denzel, baby, 1894 01:12:02,989 --> 01:12:03,857 come help me with this garbage. 1895 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,125 - You know. 1896 01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:06,793 - Oh, baby, can you please go to the car 1897 01:12:06,826 --> 01:12:07,794 and get my parents' gifts? 1898 01:12:07,827 --> 01:12:08,928 I think I left it in there. 1899 01:12:08,962 --> 01:12:11,131 - I got you. - Thank you. 1900 01:12:11,164 --> 01:12:12,866 I'm gonna go upstairs and get the rest of the stuff. 1901 01:12:12,899 --> 01:12:13,867 - All right. 1902 01:12:32,919 --> 01:12:34,888 How's your family doing? 1903 01:12:34,921 --> 01:12:35,755 Yeah. 1904 01:12:35,789 --> 01:12:37,757 Oh, y'all are out here eating good. 1905 01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:40,727 (Malcolm laughing) 1906 01:12:42,996 --> 01:12:45,598 - Baby, did you find my parents gifts in the car? 1907 01:12:45,632 --> 01:12:47,634 - No, but I'm looking at something 1908 01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:49,135 money came buy right now. 1909 01:12:49,169 --> 01:12:51,738 - Denzel, what are you doing in my room? 1910 01:12:51,771 --> 01:12:53,073 - Shooting my shot. 1911 01:12:53,106 --> 01:12:54,040 - You, what? 1912 01:12:54,074 --> 01:12:55,141 (Denzel laughing) 1913 01:12:55,175 --> 01:12:57,711 - Look, I've been thinking 1914 01:12:57,744 --> 01:13:00,013 maybe we just moved on too fast in the past. 1915 01:13:00,046 --> 01:13:03,083 - So, you chose your career over our relationship, 1916 01:13:03,116 --> 01:13:04,651 which is fine, I respect it. 1917 01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:08,722 But I've moved on and I thought you did too. 1918 01:13:08,755 --> 01:13:09,322 - I mean, I did, 1919 01:13:09,356 --> 01:13:10,957 but-- - But you saw me 1920 01:13:10,990 --> 01:13:14,060 with Malcolm this weekend, and you got a little salty. 1921 01:13:14,094 --> 01:13:15,862 - Ain't nobody salty. 1922 01:13:18,665 --> 01:13:21,001 Okay, I got jealous or whatever. 1923 01:13:22,135 --> 01:13:24,571 - You don't even be thinking about me. 1924 01:13:24,604 --> 01:13:25,705 Look, I follow up with you on IG. 1925 01:13:25,739 --> 01:13:28,808 I be seeing them little, half-naked girls on your page. 1926 01:13:28,842 --> 01:13:29,809 (Denzel laughing) 1927 01:13:29,843 --> 01:13:31,578 - So, you follow me? 1928 01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:34,047 - You are so ridiculous. 1929 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:35,181 (Denzel laughing) 1930 01:13:35,215 --> 01:13:39,019 Look, stop competing with Malcolm, okay? 1931 01:13:39,052 --> 01:13:40,920 Malcolm is my man. 1932 01:13:40,954 --> 01:13:43,089 And nothing and nobody's gonna come between that. 1933 01:13:43,123 --> 01:13:44,157 So, please. 1934 01:13:44,190 --> 01:13:47,961 Now, I will always be there for you as a friend, 1935 01:13:47,994 --> 01:13:49,863 but that's it. 1936 01:13:49,896 --> 01:13:50,830 You got it? 1937 01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:56,269 - Well, you're right about one thing. 1938 01:13:56,302 --> 01:13:59,005 For damn sure, there ain't no competition. 1939 01:13:59,039 --> 01:14:01,141 But, yeah, I got it. 1940 01:14:01,174 --> 01:14:03,276 I'll chill on little homie. 1941 01:14:03,309 --> 01:14:07,280 - Okay, well, help me take this stuff downstairs. 1942 01:14:07,313 --> 01:14:09,649 - I know it's probably a surprise, but what'd you give 1943 01:14:09,683 --> 01:14:10,850 me? 1944 01:14:10,884 --> 01:14:13,653 - Boy, if you don't help me take this stuff downstairs, 1945 01:14:13,687 --> 01:14:16,923 I'm gonna tell my daddy you was in my room. 1946 01:14:16,956 --> 01:14:19,626 (upbeat music) 1947 01:14:21,661 --> 01:14:23,096 - Okay, now. - Ah! 1948 01:14:23,129 --> 01:14:24,197 - Shut up, lady. 1949 01:14:24,230 --> 01:14:25,231 You better not move, big fella. 1950 01:14:25,265 --> 01:14:26,866 - Braylon! - Get his crazy ass 1951 01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:27,867 back over here. 1952 01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:28,868 Sit down, man. 1953 01:14:28,902 --> 01:14:29,669 Sit down, stick man! 1954 01:14:29,703 --> 01:14:32,939 - Motherfucker, he said don't move. 1955 01:14:32,972 --> 01:14:34,641 - I heard what he said, nigga, 1956 01:14:34,674 --> 01:14:37,010 but clearly I have a hard time following directions 1957 01:14:37,043 --> 01:14:39,012 when people try to rob me. 1958 01:14:39,045 --> 01:14:39,913 - Braylon. - What? 1959 01:14:39,946 --> 01:14:41,281 - That's exactly what you supposed to do 1960 01:14:41,314 --> 01:14:42,782 when you're getting robbed. 1961 01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:45,585 Sometimes I think it ain't just the legs. 1962 01:14:45,618 --> 01:14:47,887 - Hey, man, what are y'all doing? 1963 01:14:47,921 --> 01:14:49,055 It's Christmas. 1964 01:14:50,056 --> 01:14:51,157 - Wow, really? 1965 01:14:51,191 --> 01:14:53,159 Is it Christmas, sir? 1966 01:14:53,193 --> 01:14:54,160 We know it's Christmas! 1967 01:14:54,194 --> 01:14:55,261 - Ah! 1968 01:14:55,295 --> 01:14:58,965 - And it looked like y'all were having a nice one. 1969 01:14:58,998 --> 01:15:01,534 Now, where's that Santa cop? 1970 01:15:02,135 --> 01:15:03,570 - That who? 1971 01:15:03,603 --> 01:15:04,838 - That Santa cop, 1972 01:15:04,871 --> 01:15:07,774 the one you was at the rec center with, Lady. 1973 01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:09,642 - Man, who the hell are y'all? 1974 01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:12,612 - Oh, shit, we just some niggas with guns. 1975 01:15:12,645 --> 01:15:14,614 Nice of you to show up though. 1976 01:15:14,647 --> 01:15:15,715 Have a seat, sir. 1977 01:15:16,816 --> 01:15:19,819 - Why don't you just take what you want and leave? 1978 01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:20,787 - Hurry up! 1979 01:15:22,922 --> 01:15:25,025 - Shante, haven't you been paying attention? 1980 01:15:25,058 --> 01:15:27,627 They ain't gonna leave until they find Malcolm. 1981 01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:29,896 - Wait, who is Malcolm? 1982 01:15:29,929 --> 01:15:32,832 - Oh, that's the Santa cop y'all looking for. 1983 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:33,733 - Thanks, man. 1984 01:15:33,767 --> 01:15:34,734 - Hey, man, no problem, bro. 1985 01:15:34,768 --> 01:15:36,036 I know robbing ain't easy. 1986 01:15:36,069 --> 01:15:37,737 - Uncle Nate! 1987 01:15:37,771 --> 01:15:38,705 - [Nate] Ain't nobody know him enough 1988 01:15:38,738 --> 01:15:40,073 to take a bullet for him. 1989 01:15:40,106 --> 01:15:40,974 - That. 1990 01:15:42,175 --> 01:15:44,911 (upbeat music) 1991 01:15:55,989 --> 01:15:56,956 - Oh, shit. 1992 01:15:58,124 --> 01:15:59,359 Damn! 1993 01:15:59,392 --> 01:16:02,595 We're getting robbed on Christmas. 1994 01:16:04,064 --> 01:16:07,300 (upbeat music continues) 1995 01:16:07,334 --> 01:16:10,337 - Look, bro, I checked every room in the house. 1996 01:16:10,370 --> 01:16:11,771 He's not here. 1997 01:16:11,805 --> 01:16:14,274 - Get the fuck out of my face, Corey, 1998 01:16:14,307 --> 01:16:15,909 and keep looking. 1999 01:16:17,043 --> 01:16:21,381 Listen, I'm losing my patience with you good people. 2000 01:16:21,414 --> 01:16:23,383 I don't want to hurt none of y'all. 2001 01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:27,320 I'm just here to take all of your shit 2002 01:16:27,354 --> 01:16:29,622 and kill the Santa cop. 2003 01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:32,892 Now where is he? 2004 01:16:34,194 --> 01:16:35,161 - Oh, shit. 2005 01:16:37,364 --> 01:16:41,167 (Christmas carolers singing) 2006 01:16:45,171 --> 01:16:47,874 * Jingle bells, jingle bells * 2007 01:16:47,907 --> 01:16:50,710 * Jingle all the way * 2008 01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,379 * Oh, what fun-- * 2009 01:16:52,412 --> 01:16:54,414 - Trust me, bro, 2010 01:16:54,447 --> 01:16:57,817 if I knew where he was, I would tell you. 2011 01:16:57,851 --> 01:16:59,019 But to be honest with you, 2012 01:16:59,052 --> 01:17:01,788 I'm too high for this shit right now, man. 2013 01:17:01,821 --> 01:17:04,391 - Well, somebody know where he at, 2014 01:17:04,424 --> 01:17:06,059 and I can make you a promise right now. 2015 01:17:06,092 --> 01:17:09,829 I'll just start killing all these nice people one by one 2016 01:17:09,863 --> 01:17:12,665 until I get my Christmas wish. 2017 01:17:16,069 --> 01:17:19,072 (Malcolm rummaging) 2018 01:17:25,345 --> 01:17:29,115 (car door closing) 2019 01:17:29,149 --> 01:17:31,084 - All right, that's it! 2020 01:17:32,919 --> 01:17:34,120 Shit! 2021 01:17:34,154 --> 01:17:34,921 - Ah! - Mama! 2022 01:17:36,489 --> 01:17:38,458 - You don't wanna do nothing crazy. 2023 01:17:38,491 --> 01:17:40,260 Son, that's my wife. 2024 01:17:41,494 --> 01:17:43,063 * Merry Christmas and a happy new year * 2025 01:17:43,096 --> 01:17:45,465 - [Mr. Williams] Who the hell is that? 2026 01:17:45,498 --> 01:17:48,335 - I don't know, nigga, go see! 2027 01:17:48,368 --> 01:17:50,203 * And lots of good cheer * 2028 01:17:50,236 --> 01:17:55,809 * Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year * 2029 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:58,345 * Filled with love, and joy, and happiness * 2030 01:17:58,378 --> 01:18:00,814 * And lots of good cheer * 2031 01:18:00,847 --> 01:18:05,218 * Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year * 2032 01:18:05,251 --> 01:18:08,021 * Filled with love, and joy, and happiness * 2033 01:18:08,054 --> 01:18:10,190 * And lots of good cheer * 2034 01:18:10,223 --> 01:18:13,793 * Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year * 2035 01:18:13,827 --> 01:18:14,361 - All right, all right. 2036 01:18:14,394 --> 01:18:15,362 Y'all sound-- 2037 01:18:15,395 --> 01:18:16,896 * Filled with love, and joy * 2038 01:18:16,930 --> 01:18:19,299 - But y'all gotta move. 2039 01:18:19,332 --> 01:18:20,333 (Corey shouting) 2040 01:18:20,367 --> 01:18:21,768 - Ah! 2041 01:18:21,801 --> 01:18:24,738 - [Caroler] Lord, save me, Jesus! 2042 01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:29,342 - Now it is not nice to point a gun 2043 01:18:29,376 --> 01:18:31,778 at people spreading Christmas spirit. 2044 01:18:31,811 --> 01:18:34,381 - Santa cop, is that you? 2045 01:18:34,414 --> 01:18:35,382 Y'all really calling me-- 2046 01:18:35,415 --> 01:18:37,984 Yeah, it's me Santa cop. 2047 01:18:38,018 --> 01:18:39,486 And I guess y'all ain't learned y'all lesson 2048 01:18:39,519 --> 01:18:41,388 when I busted your ass earlier. 2049 01:18:41,421 --> 01:18:44,891 - Man, my Paw Paw gonna be so mad at us. 2050 01:18:44,924 --> 01:18:45,992 - Bring your ass, homie. 2051 01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:48,395 - Don't make no problems, nigga. 2052 01:18:48,428 --> 01:18:49,295 Yo! 2053 01:18:52,565 --> 01:18:54,167 What was that, bro? 2054 01:18:55,068 --> 01:18:57,103 - Where is everybody disappearing to, 2055 01:18:57,137 --> 01:18:58,872 and why can't we go? 2056 01:18:58,905 --> 01:19:00,874 - Hey, man, shut up. 2057 01:19:00,907 --> 01:19:03,877 I'm tired of listening to your old ass. 2058 01:19:03,910 --> 01:19:05,979 - I'm sorry, black man. 2059 01:19:08,314 --> 01:19:09,516 - What's up, man? 2060 01:19:09,549 --> 01:19:10,850 You looking for me? 2061 01:19:10,884 --> 01:19:13,153 (Corey laughing) 2062 01:19:13,186 --> 01:19:16,156 - Santa cop, where you been, man? 2063 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:21,261 You've been missing all the fun. 2064 01:19:21,294 --> 01:19:23,563 - No, I think I'm here for the best part. 2065 01:19:23,596 --> 01:19:24,330 - Oh, yeah? 2066 01:19:24,364 --> 01:19:25,231 What part is that? 2067 01:19:25,265 --> 01:19:26,066 - The part where I take both 2068 01:19:26,099 --> 01:19:28,301 of y'all black asses back to jail. 2069 01:19:28,335 --> 01:19:32,105 Oh, and this time you ain't getting no bail. 2070 01:19:32,138 --> 01:19:33,039 - Oh, yeah? 2071 01:19:34,074 --> 01:19:35,208 So, you forgot about the part 2072 01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:38,545 where I will murder every last one of your family members 2073 01:19:38,578 --> 01:19:41,114 until you let my brother go. 2074 01:19:42,082 --> 01:19:45,919 - Malcolm, I believe this nigga's serious. 2075 01:19:45,952 --> 01:19:49,622 You might wanna let his brother go. 2076 01:19:49,656 --> 01:19:51,891 - All right, chill. 2077 01:19:51,925 --> 01:19:55,061 You're stunning my family right now. 2078 01:19:56,363 --> 01:19:58,298 - Nigga, what? 2079 01:19:58,331 --> 01:20:00,000 - I'm just saying, 2080 01:20:00,033 --> 01:20:02,235 it's a lot of stunning events taking place right now. 2081 01:20:02,268 --> 01:20:05,605 - Look, Santa cop, I don't care about none of that. 2082 01:20:05,638 --> 01:20:08,208 How about you just let my brother go? 2083 01:20:08,241 --> 01:20:10,343 - All right, I'm gonna let him go. 2084 01:20:10,377 --> 01:20:12,245 On the count of three, 2085 01:20:14,014 --> 01:20:14,981 one-- - Hurry up! 2086 01:20:15,015 --> 01:20:19,252 (taser zapping) (gun firing) 2087 01:20:19,285 --> 01:20:20,587 - Everybody all right? 2088 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:23,890 (family affirming) 2089 01:20:24,657 --> 01:20:25,592 - Define "all right." 2090 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:28,094 Man, I gotta change my drawers after this. 2091 01:20:28,128 --> 01:20:28,995 Excuse me. 2092 01:20:30,296 --> 01:20:32,899 - Oh. (family scoffing) 2093 01:20:32,932 --> 01:20:35,902 Hey, Denzel, good looking out, man. 2094 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:41,107 - Hey, somebody had to save the family, right? 2095 01:20:41,141 --> 01:20:43,309 I was just playing, damn. 2096 01:20:44,544 --> 01:20:46,579 Bro, I appreciate it. 2097 01:20:46,613 --> 01:20:48,248 That was some good work. 2098 01:20:48,281 --> 01:20:50,016 - I couldn't have done it without Mrs. Williams. 2099 01:20:50,050 --> 01:20:51,251 - Me? - I gotta put you 2100 01:20:51,284 --> 01:20:52,585 in the academy, man. 2101 01:20:52,619 --> 01:20:53,953 You lethal with that thing. 2102 01:20:53,987 --> 01:20:57,257 (all laughing) 2103 01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:58,925 - Good job, mama. 2104 01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:00,093 - See, I told you, Dante, 2105 01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:05,131 all those self-defense classes was not a waste of money. 2106 01:21:05,165 --> 01:21:06,166 Oh, my baby. 2107 01:21:09,235 --> 01:21:12,505 - I guess that makes more cops coming to the crib then, bro? 2108 01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:14,607 - Unfortunately, I gotta call it in, man. 2109 01:21:14,641 --> 01:21:16,142 - Hold on for you dude, man, all right? 2110 01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:17,711 Shit, give me, like, five minutes. 2111 01:21:17,744 --> 01:21:20,113 Let me go clear my room out, all right? 2112 01:21:20,146 --> 01:21:21,247 - Yeah. 2113 01:21:21,281 --> 01:21:22,248 - Thank you. 2114 01:21:23,717 --> 01:21:24,651 Goddammit. 2115 01:21:24,684 --> 01:21:25,919 All right. 2116 01:21:31,091 --> 01:21:35,362 - And so, yeah, that's all that happened. 2117 01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:36,596 - All right. 2118 01:21:36,629 --> 01:21:38,565 I think we have everything we need, 2119 01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:42,035 and I'm sorry these two folks messed up you guys' Christmas. 2120 01:21:42,068 --> 01:21:43,970 Malcolm, I'll see you back at the station. 2121 01:21:44,004 --> 01:21:45,472 - All right, brother. 2122 01:21:45,505 --> 01:21:46,406 - Let's go. 2123 01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:49,009 Oh, wait, wait, 2124 01:21:50,076 --> 01:21:52,612 While searching the two perps, 2125 01:21:52,645 --> 01:21:53,680 I found this on one of them, 2126 01:21:53,713 --> 01:21:56,049 and I'm assuming this belongs to somewhere here. 2127 01:21:56,082 --> 01:21:57,584 - Yes, that's mine. 2128 01:21:57,617 --> 01:21:59,552 - I thought so. - Thank you. 2129 01:21:59,586 --> 01:22:01,454 - You guys have a great holiday. 2130 01:22:01,488 --> 01:22:03,156 - You too, officer. 2131 01:22:07,761 --> 01:22:08,628 Serenity. 2132 01:22:08,661 --> 01:22:09,362 - Yes, dad? 2133 01:22:10,497 --> 01:22:13,700 - [Mr. Williams] You got something you want to tell us? 2134 01:22:13,733 --> 01:22:15,201 - Yes. 2135 01:22:15,235 --> 01:22:17,037 We were actually waiting on the perfect time 2136 01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:21,307 to tell everybody that Malcolm isn't my boyfriend, 2137 01:22:22,609 --> 01:22:23,677 he's my fiance. 2138 01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:24,744 - Serenity! 2139 01:22:24,778 --> 01:22:26,513 - Whip his ass, dad. 2140 01:22:28,148 --> 01:22:30,383 - Baby, you know I don't like surprises, 2141 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,118 but after this weekend 2142 01:22:32,152 --> 01:22:36,189 and seeing how Malcolm handled himself tonight, 2143 01:22:36,222 --> 01:22:38,458 I can't think of a better man for you. 2144 01:22:38,491 --> 01:22:39,492 - I can. 2145 01:22:39,526 --> 01:22:42,696 - Welcome to the family, Malcolm. 2146 01:22:42,729 --> 01:22:43,630 - Congratulations, pudding. 2147 01:22:43,663 --> 01:22:45,465 - Thank you, daddy. 2148 01:22:45,498 --> 01:22:46,566 - I guess that means I'm having 2149 01:22:46,599 --> 01:22:49,502 a bunch of police nieces and nephews running around. 2150 01:22:49,536 --> 01:22:50,403 - Yep. 2151 01:22:51,237 --> 01:22:53,073 - I ain't tripping, tell you what? 2152 01:22:53,106 --> 01:22:54,207 I'll babysit, 2153 01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:58,445 but, dawg, I want full immunity for everything, bro. 2154 01:22:58,478 --> 01:23:00,780 And I do mean everything. 2155 01:23:00,814 --> 01:23:01,715 (all laughing) 2156 01:23:01,748 --> 01:23:02,782 - What? 2157 01:23:02,816 --> 01:23:03,750 What'd I miss? 2158 01:23:03,783 --> 01:23:07,287 - Malcolm and Serenity are getting married. 2159 01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:09,622 - Damn, how long was I gone? 2160 01:23:21,701 --> 01:23:24,404 - So, you got everything you need, son? 2161 01:23:24,437 --> 01:23:25,772 - Yes, sir. 2162 01:23:25,805 --> 01:23:27,407 - It was a pleasure meeting you, Malcolm. 2163 01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:29,409 - You too, Mr. Williams. 2164 01:23:29,442 --> 01:23:30,276 Bye, Mrs. Williams. 2165 01:23:30,310 --> 01:23:31,411 - Bye? 2166 01:23:31,444 --> 01:23:33,747 Boy, you better come on over here and give me a hug. 2167 01:23:33,780 --> 01:23:34,714 It was nice meeting you, 2168 01:23:34,748 --> 01:23:35,615 baby. - You too. 2169 01:23:35,648 --> 01:23:37,183 - Serenity, don't let it be 2170 01:23:37,217 --> 01:23:38,818 another six months before you call me again. 2171 01:23:38,852 --> 01:23:40,153 Okay? - Yes, ma'am. 2172 01:23:40,186 --> 01:23:41,688 - All right, y'all be safe out there. 2173 01:23:41,721 --> 01:23:42,856 - Okay. 2174 01:23:42,889 --> 01:23:46,593 - Baby. (Serenity giggling) 2175 01:23:47,794 --> 01:23:49,562 - Look, we need to go upstairs, 2176 01:23:49,596 --> 01:23:50,697 because after this weekend, 2177 01:23:50,730 --> 01:23:52,565 I need me some of that stuff Braylon's been smoking. 2178 01:23:52,599 --> 01:23:53,700 - Oh, I'm right behind you. 2179 01:23:53,733 --> 01:23:54,601 - All right, let's go. 2180 01:23:54,634 --> 01:23:55,568 (Mrs. Williams giggling) 2181 01:23:55,602 --> 01:23:56,703 - Hey, y'all. 2182 01:23:56,736 --> 01:23:58,772 Look, real quick. 2183 01:23:58,805 --> 01:24:01,341 I just wanted to apologize to you both. 2184 01:24:01,374 --> 01:24:05,145 I was wilding this weekend and definitely out of line. 2185 01:24:05,178 --> 01:24:08,248 I'm happy for y'all and wish you nothing but happiness. 2186 01:24:08,281 --> 01:24:09,716 - I appreciate that, man. 2187 01:24:09,749 --> 01:24:11,184 - You are forgiven. 2188 01:24:11,217 --> 01:24:13,553 (Serenity giggling) 2189 01:24:13,586 --> 01:24:15,755 - Hey, Serenity, let me holler at Malcolm real quick. 2190 01:24:15,789 --> 01:24:16,690 - Oh, okay. 2191 01:24:18,324 --> 01:24:19,359 - I'll be out there, baby. 2192 01:24:19,392 --> 01:24:20,226 - Okay. 2193 01:24:23,863 --> 01:24:25,732 - Hey, Malcolm, Mrs. Williams told me about 2194 01:24:25,765 --> 01:24:29,369 that sponsorship issue you've been having with your team. 2195 01:24:29,402 --> 01:24:32,772 I made some calls this morning. 2196 01:24:32,806 --> 01:24:34,174 It's a number to a foundation 2197 01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:37,143 that looks for programs like yours to sponsor. 2198 01:24:37,177 --> 01:24:39,646 They'll be waiting for your call for the details. 2199 01:24:39,679 --> 01:24:41,848 - Man, I appreciate this, Denzel. 2200 01:24:41,881 --> 01:24:43,783 Man, the kids will really enjoy this, man. 2201 01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:44,818 - Don't worry about it. 2202 01:24:44,851 --> 01:24:47,921 Just change the name to Denzels or something. 2203 01:24:47,954 --> 01:24:48,755 (Denzel laughing) 2204 01:24:48,788 --> 01:24:50,223 Look, I'm just playing, man, relax 2205 01:24:50,256 --> 01:24:51,624 - Boy, you got all the jokes. 2206 01:24:51,658 --> 01:24:52,459 (both laughing) 2207 01:24:52,492 --> 01:24:56,162 - Be safe, bro. - All right, man. 2208 01:24:56,196 --> 01:25:00,934 (door opening) I appreciate you. 2209 01:25:00,967 --> 01:25:04,337 (door closing) 2210 01:25:04,371 --> 01:25:05,772 - Man, are they gone already? 2211 01:25:05,805 --> 01:25:07,207 - Yeah, you just missed them. 2212 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:09,376 - Damn, man, I was talking my fastest, 2213 01:25:09,409 --> 01:25:10,777 goddammit. - Where was you at? 2214 01:25:10,810 --> 01:25:11,845 - I was in the backyard, bro. 2215 01:25:11,878 --> 01:25:13,813 I was high as hell, let me tell you. 2216 01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:15,015 Some shit that I was smoking, 2217 01:25:15,048 --> 01:25:17,684 had a nigga vacuuming that motherfucker back there, bro. 2218 01:25:17,717 --> 01:25:18,785 (both laughing) 2219 01:25:18,818 --> 01:25:19,919 I gotta put this down, bro. 2220 01:25:19,953 --> 01:25:21,254 I'm trying to tell you, boy. 2221 01:25:21,287 --> 01:25:23,223 - Hey, man, where's Uncle Nate? 2222 01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:26,459 - To be honest with you man, I really do not know, bro. 2223 01:25:26,493 --> 01:25:29,462 I don't know where Uncle Nate at. 2224 01:25:37,303 --> 01:25:39,572 - You ready to go another round? 2225 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:44,544 - Man, what wouldn't name of Dr. Umar have I done? 2226 01:25:44,577 --> 01:25:46,946 They ain't gonna let me in no Wakanda after this. 2227 01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:48,715 (cashier giggling) 2228 01:25:48,748 --> 01:25:50,483 (upbeat music) 2229 01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:53,720 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag, nigga * 2230 01:25:53,753 --> 01:25:57,357 * All I want for Christmas is a paper tag, nigga * 2231 01:25:57,390 --> 01:26:00,660 * All I want for Christmas is to shine on all these niggas * 2232 01:26:00,694 --> 01:26:04,297 * All I want for Christmas is some diamonds on my pinky * 2233 01:26:04,330 --> 01:26:07,701 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag of flip * 2234 01:26:07,734 --> 01:26:10,837 * All I want for Christmas is a big, ol' ass to grip * 2235 01:26:10,870 --> 01:26:14,474 * All I want for Christmas is for me and mom to win * 2236 01:26:14,507 --> 01:26:17,977 * All I want for Christmas, I'm gon' take it like the Grinch * 2237 01:26:18,011 --> 01:26:19,846 * Looking like I stole Christmas * 2238 01:26:19,879 --> 01:26:21,448 * 12:25, nigga, look alive * 2239 01:26:21,481 --> 01:26:23,016 * They was in decline, I was on the rise * 2240 01:26:23,049 --> 01:26:24,851 * I don't wear a cape, but I wear a crown * 2241 01:26:24,884 --> 01:26:26,486 * I'mma hold, I'mma go bigger * 2242 01:26:26,519 --> 01:26:28,355 * Watching gold diggers find a dope dealer * 2243 01:26:28,388 --> 01:26:29,923 * Got a pole with you * 2244 01:26:29,956 --> 01:26:31,558 * Go fishing when you want * 2245 01:26:31,591 --> 01:26:33,393 * Wait, silverback gorilla * 2246 01:26:33,426 --> 01:26:34,994 * 'F.N.F.,' Glorilla * 2247 01:26:35,028 --> 01:26:36,830 * Pimpin' like I own Memphis * 2248 01:26:36,863 --> 01:26:38,465 * Money bags on this one * 2249 01:26:38,498 --> 01:26:40,567 * Got 100 bands, get a little dance * 2250 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,435 * Fuck if they like it or not * 2251 01:26:42,469 --> 01:26:43,903 * I'm 'bout to circle the block * 2252 01:26:43,937 --> 01:26:45,939 * Look like I'm working the pot * 2253 01:26:45,972 --> 01:26:47,073 * Carry that weight like I'm Santa * 2254 01:26:47,107 --> 01:26:49,342 * We're movers and shakers like I'm with a dancer * 2255 01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:50,777 * Throwing that A like she out in Atlanta * 2256 01:26:50,810 --> 01:26:52,712 * You know where I stay, you know what I stand on * 2257 01:26:52,746 --> 01:26:54,881 * Connect with the plug and I ran off * 2258 01:26:54,914 --> 01:26:56,750 * I'm in the club with a 10 * 2259 01:26:56,783 --> 01:26:57,817 * Pop Dom Perigon * 2260 01:26:57,851 --> 01:26:58,952 * And then I'm taking her * 2261 01:26:58,985 --> 01:27:02,489 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag, nigga * 2262 01:27:02,522 --> 01:27:05,759 * All I want for Christmas is a paper tag, nigga * 2263 01:27:05,792 --> 01:27:09,429 * All I want for Christmas is to shine on all these niggas * 2264 01:27:09,462 --> 01:27:12,699 * All I want for Christmas is some diamonds on my pinky * 2265 01:27:12,732 --> 01:27:15,902 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag of flip * 2266 01:27:15,935 --> 01:27:19,639 * All I want for Christmas is a big, ol' ass to grip * 2267 01:27:19,673 --> 01:27:22,909 * All I want for Christmas is for me and mom to win * 2268 01:27:22,942 --> 01:27:26,880 * All I want for Christmas, I'm gon' take it like the Grinch * 2269 01:27:26,913 --> 01:27:29,549 * Soprano, keep it high key * 2270 01:27:29,582 --> 01:27:31,451 * I fuck around and come rockin' * 2271 01:27:31,484 --> 01:27:33,053 * Got 49 on mine * 2272 01:27:33,086 --> 01:27:34,654 * I got a lot on my conscience * 2273 01:27:34,688 --> 01:27:36,823 * Fuck it, I do what I gotta, forgetting about it * 2274 01:27:36,856 --> 01:27:39,459 * Hakuna Matata, I threw up a bottle, and threw at a model * 2275 01:27:39,492 --> 01:27:40,894 * I'll pray up to Allah and do it tomorrow * 2276 01:27:40,927 --> 01:27:42,829 * Don't feel my pockets, I'll shake at your collar * 2277 01:27:42,862 --> 01:27:44,497 * I stay in the green like I'm in a garden * 2278 01:27:44,531 --> 01:27:46,633 * I'm in the arena to take what I want * 2279 01:27:46,666 --> 01:27:47,100 * I take it * 2280 01:27:47,133 --> 01:27:48,034 * Quad is kill * 2281 01:27:48,068 --> 01:27:50,003 * I got hits that required the stealth * 2282 01:27:50,036 --> 01:27:51,638 * I got enemies coming together * 2283 01:27:51,671 --> 01:27:54,507 * Insecure, they hide their hip * 2284 01:27:54,541 --> 01:27:55,909 * Carry that weight like I'm Santa * 2285 01:27:55,942 --> 01:27:57,777 * We're movers and shakers like I'm with a dancer * 2286 01:27:57,811 --> 01:27:59,579 * Throwing that A like she out in Atlanta * 2287 01:27:59,612 --> 01:28:01,715 * You know where I stay, you know what I stand on * 2288 01:28:01,748 --> 01:28:03,550 * Connect with the plug and I ran off * 2289 01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:05,418 * I'm in the club with a 10 * 2290 01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:06,553 * Pop Dom Perigon * 2291 01:28:06,586 --> 01:28:07,954 * And then I'm taking her * 2292 01:28:07,987 --> 01:28:10,957 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag, nigga * 2293 01:28:10,990 --> 01:28:14,561 * All I want for Christmas is a paper tag, nigga * 2294 01:28:14,594 --> 01:28:17,864 * All I want for Christmas is to shine on all these niggas * 2295 01:28:17,897 --> 01:28:21,534 * All I want for Christmas is some diamonds on my pinky * 2296 01:28:21,568 --> 01:28:24,804 * All I want for Christmas is a bigger bag of flip * 2297 01:28:24,838 --> 01:28:28,074 * All I want for Christmas is big, ol' ass to grip * 2298 01:28:28,108 --> 01:28:31,711 * All I want for Christmas is for me and mom to win * 2299 01:28:31,745 --> 01:28:35,382 * All I want for Christmas, I'm gon' take it like the Grinch * 2300 01:28:35,415 --> 01:28:38,818 (upbeat music continues) 2301 01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:12,652 (upbeat music)