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[audience murmuring]

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[woman] <i>♪ Sugar</i>

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<i>- ♪ Sugar</i>
- [audience applauding]

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<i>- ♪ Sugar</i>
- [woman 2] <i>♪ Butter</i>

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<i>- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter</i>

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<i>- ♪ Sugar
- ♪ Butter</i>

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- [woman 3] <i>♪ Flour
- ♪ Sugar</i>

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<i>- ♪ Butter
- ♪ Flour</i>

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["Sugar, Butter, Flour"
harmonizing]

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<i>♪ My hands pluck the things
I know that I need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll take the sugar
And butter from the pantry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I add the flour to begin
What I am hoping to start ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then it's down
With the recipe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And bake from the heart</i>

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<i>♪ Sugar</i>

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<i>♪ And butter</i>

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<i>♪ And flour</i>

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<i>♪ And mother</i>

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<i>♪ What's inside?</i>

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<i>♪ Everyone wants to know
What's inside? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I always tell them
But I... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Feel more than words
Can say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want to know
What's inside? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simple question, so then
What's the answer? ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ My whole life is in here
- ♪ What's inside?</i>

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<i>- ♪ In this kitchen baking
- ♪ What's inside?</i>

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<i>- ♪ What a mess I'm making</i>
- [man] Jenna!

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- [upbeat music]
- What's the special pie today?

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- Deep shit blueberry bacon.
- Deep shit?

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Dish! Deep dish! Sorry, Cal.

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<i>♪ The day starts like
The rest we've seen ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Another carbon copy
Of an old routine ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Days keep coming
- ♪ One out, one in</i>

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<i>♪ They keep coming</i>

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Make the coffee strong enough
to chew.

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<i>♪ I don't know
What I wish I had ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But there's no time now
For thinking things like that ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ We've got too much to do
- ♪ Too much to do</i>

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<i>♪ All these same things
We're always ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Opening up</i>

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<i>♪ Letting the day in</i>

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<i>♪ Over a cup, we'll say</i>

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<i>♪ Hello, how you been?</i>

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<i>♪ Looking around</i>

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<i>♪ Seeing the same things</i>

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<i>♪ Every day brings</i>

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<i>- ♪ Hello, how you been?
- ♪ Hello, how you been?</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thank you
- ♪ Thank you</i>

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<i>♪ Come again!</i>

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<i>♪ Some things never change</i>

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<i>♪ Some things Never change</i>

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<i>♪ I wouldn't call this place
A happy end ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I've been
'Round the block ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And just came back again</i>

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<i>♪ A small town like ours
Ain't much ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But sometimes home
Is where your ass ends up ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Order up!
- ♪ Ordered up is how the day
Will find me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything in its place
And timing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I like the way
Most of the days ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Look exactly the same</i>

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[Cal] <i>♪ Order up</i>

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<i>♪ Check the clock
Tick, tick, tock ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't stop
Serve with a smile ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hurry up
Fill the coffee cup ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And then in a while</i>

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<i>♪ Take a breath
When you need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To be reminded that with</i>

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<i>♪ Days like these</i>

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<i>♪ We can only do
The best we can ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Till we do it again
- ♪ Come on, move it now</i>

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<i>- ♪ Opening up
- ♪ Hello</i>

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<i>- ♪ How you been?
- ♪ Thank you</i>

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<i>- ♪ Opening up
- ♪ Some things never change</i>

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<i>♪ Some things never change</i>

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<i>- ♪ Hello, how you been?
- ♪ Hello, how you been?</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thank you
- ♪ Thank you</i>

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<i>♪ Come again!</i>

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<i>♪ Some things never change</i>

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[applause]

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- [bell dings]
- Order up!

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- Becky!
- [bell dings]

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Come on, Becky, put some hustle
in that bustle.

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Cal, does your ass
ever get jealous

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of the constant crap that comes
out of your mouth?

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Ooh, howdy, Joe. What'll it be?

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It's warm in here. I'm warm.

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- Okay, I'll let Cal know.
- Let Cal know.

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- I'll let Cal know.
- Okay, listen up.

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Today, I want a big piece
of your deep dish blueberry
bacon pie

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with my scrambled eggs
and toast.

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And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.

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Okay. No potatoes with that?

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Did I say anything
about potatoes?

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Where'd you get potatoes from?

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Okay, no potatoes. Tomato.
That everything?

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No. I also want coffee.
But don't bring that first.

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Bring me water first
with the meal
and the coffee after.

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Are you okay?
Am I making you sick?

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Sorry, I'm just feeling
a tad queasy.

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- [piano music]
- You okay, Jenna?

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Yeah, I'm fine.
Too much coffee is all.

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Avoiding it ain't gonna
make it go away.

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- No.
- Hey. Hey. Hey!

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- Where the hell y'all going?
- To the beach. Pack us a lunch.

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There's no one on the floor!

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Am I supposed to put on
a waitress uniform myself?

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Hey, whatever floats
your boat, Cal.

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Let me remind you
I can fire your ass.

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Sorry, Cal, we can't hear you.
The water's running.

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Get out here!

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I'm only saying it once.

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This is the last time
I'm gonna say it!

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Dammit.

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Hey, I gotta get back
to my table.

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Jenna, time to pee on a stick.

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Oh, I don't wanna know!

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<i>♪ Come on, honey,
You've waited long enough ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get to it and do it</i>

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- Okay, girls, enough!
<i>- ♪ You know what we mean</i>

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<i>♪ I hope you drank
Enough this morning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, sweetie,
It's better to know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll be right here
With you, so ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's no or it's yes</i>

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<i>♪ But either way,
You gotta take the test ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A squat and a squeeze,
A prayer and a please,
It's nothing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A stick and a line</i>

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<i>♪ Just one of 'em
If I'm lucky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A pot and a piss,
Here we go, sis ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we'll keep our focus on</i>

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<i>♪ The negative</i>

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Here. All right,
read the instructions.

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<i>- Se puede saber...</i>
- In English!

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Oh. Do not insert the test stick
into your vagina.

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Wow. Thank you, Dawn!

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<i>♪ How'd I ever
Get myself in this mess? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One drunk night
And that stupid red dress ♪</i>

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Oh, I love that red dress.
The way it sparkles

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it looks like
an ice skating outfit.

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Stay with us, Dawn.

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<i>♪ Maybe his machinery
Is broken somehow ♪</i>

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What if his boys don't swim?

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I mean, wow, miraculous luck.

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Yeah, miraculous.

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<i>♪ To get away
With an uprotected fu-- ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Funny how one night can
Ruin your whole life ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't go there yet
We don't know what
The test says ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ I'm already panicked
- ♪ Just calm down, goddammit</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe it'll all be fine</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe there'll be
Just one line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on, negative</i>

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I thought you don't sleep with
your husband much anymore.

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We got drunk. I do stupid things
when I drink.

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Like sleep with my husband.

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Honey, we've all
made that mistake.

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<i>♪ Focus on the negative</i>

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<i>♪ This will all be all right</i>

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<i>♪ It was only one night</i>

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<i>♪ Someone send me a sign</i>

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<i>♪ One line, One line</i>

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[timer dings]

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<i>♪ That means
The test is ready ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This is it</i>

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[music continues]

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- Shit.
- [music ends]

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[applause]

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- Honey, are you all right?
- Shh, shh, shh.

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I'm inventing a new pie
in my head.

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<i>- ♪ Sugar</i>
- Of course you are.

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I'm gonna call it
I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie.

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I don't think we can write
that on the menu board.

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Then I'll just call it
Betrayed By My Eggs Pie.

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What's gonna be in it?

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Crack an egg,
combine with sausage

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and soak it in beer,

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mix in cheesy red dressing

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and add extra shortening
in your crust

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to trap the moisture in forever.

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Jenna, this ain't something
you can just tuck into a pie.

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Hey! Pledge the sorority later!

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Y'all don't do your work,
I'll dock your pay.

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And, lady, you are really
pushing my buttons today.

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Hmm, well, which one is mute?

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Waitress!

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Who do you have
to know around here to get
a piece of pie?

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- Earl
- Hey sweet thing.

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Hey, what are you doing here?

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Taking the rest of the day off.

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What about work?

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That friggin' foreman.

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So he was on my ass
for being late.

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But I told him don't blame
the line at Taco Bell on me.

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I don't belong in that shit job.

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- Where's my kiss?
- Earl, I got to get back
to work.

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They can wait.

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How we doing today?

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Yeah, it's not bad,
but it's not great.

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Hey, you know what?
I've been thinking.

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I don't think it's worth
you working here at this diner.

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- I don't like those girls.
- [slams]

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That one looks at me like
I just killed her dog.

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No, I think I'd rather
have you home

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baking me pies all day long.

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Oh, damn this is tasty.

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Yeah? Last piece left.

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It sold so fast today
I couldn't quite believe it.

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Oh, don't go getting
a big head or nothing.

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I mean, this is good,

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but let's face it,
you ain't no Sara Lee.

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You used to say my pies
were so good I could open
my own shop.

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I was just trying to get laid.

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<i>♪ Sugar</i>

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My husband's
a jerk chicken pot pie.

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Pound chicken
'til it's unrecognizable.

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Pack flour quickly.

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Use only essential ingredients.

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Then simmer without a lid,

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allowing the vapor to escape
swiftly from the mixture.

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Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!

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You're not listening to me!

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And you know what? I work hard.

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And you want for nothing,
you can't even listen to me.

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- [bell ringing]
- I'll work on that, Earl.

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Am I imagining it?

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Are your boobies getting bigger?

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Like they practically grew
a whole size overnight.

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[laughs] That's crazy, Earl.

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Maybe you're just eating
a little too much pie.

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Mm-hmm.

231
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:04,171
All right, I'm outta here.

232
00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:09,073
Hey, you tell your friends
about this bad boy?

233
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:12,248
Earl.

234
00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:15,182
In medieval font.

235
00:12:15,286 --> 00:12:22,534
Now don't get too close
'cause the ink is still drying.

236
00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:27,229
Now that must be helpful,

237
00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:30,715
just in case he forgets
who he is.

238
00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:34,063
Jenna, life is a shit show.

239
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,721
My left boob is now so much
lower than my right

240
00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:38,896
I'm lucky I don't trip over it.

241
00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:41,588
And I'm married
to Drooling Phil The Invalid

242
00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:43,763
and buying Depends by the bulk.

243
00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,350
And Dawn here
has never had a boyfriend

244
00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:47,456
and eats TV dinners
alone every night.

245
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,045
Chicken Kiev on Monday,
veal piccata on Tuesday.

246
00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:51,840
But we still
wouldn't rather be you.

247
00:12:51,943 --> 00:12:54,912
No, we sure wouldn't.

248
00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:56,948
Everybody's got something
they're dealing with.

249
00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:59,502
Don't worry about me.
It'll be fine.

250
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:01,504
Yeah, some father
Earl's gonna be.

251
00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:04,128
Look, hon,

252
00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,578
don't hold yourself to vows
and promises you made

253
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:09,892
when you were too young to know
who the hell he really was!

254
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:12,446
Earl wasn't always like this.

255
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,379
He's just going through
a rough time is all.

256
00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:18,211
What's the shelf life
on that excuse.

257
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:19,729
I couldn't even afford
to leave him now.

258
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,731
[gasps] You can move in with me.

259
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:26,840
It's a studio,
but I have a full size twin.

260
00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:30,948
That's real sweet, Dawn,
but I have a baby coming.

261
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:34,158
Jenna, dust the flour
out of your brain.

262
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,126
Do that baby a favor
and leave his sorry ass.

263
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:42,235
- He'd never let me.
- Honey, it's not up to him.

264
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,962
Okay, look, I got 14 pies
to make that ain't gonna
bake themselves.

265
00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:47,516
- Jenna!
- Life's Just Peachy
Peachy Keen pie.

266
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,070
- Jenna!
- Where There's A Whisk
There's A Way pie.

267
00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:50,968
Oh, Lord

268
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:52,866
<i>♪ Make it work</i>

269
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,661
<i>♪ Make it easy</i>

270
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,318
<i>♪ Make it clever</i>

271
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:59,908
<i>♪ Craft it into pieces
Make it sweet ♪</i>

272
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,531
<i>♪ Crimp the edges</i>

273
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,845
<i>♪ Or make it sour and serve
With lemon wedges ♪</i>

274
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:10,056
<i>♪ Even doubt
Can be delicious ♪</i>

275
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:13,853
<i>♪ And it washes off
Of all the dirty dishes ♪</i>

276
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:17,304
<i>♪ When it's done I can smile</i>

277
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:22,585
<i>♪ It's on someone else's
Plate for a while ♪</i>

278
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:27,728
<i>♪ I'll place it on display</i>

279
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:30,662
<i>♪ And then I'll slice</i>

280
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:36,392
<i>♪ And serve my worries away</i>

281
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:39,395
<i>♪ I can fix this</i>

282
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:43,192
<i>♪ I can twist it</i>

283
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:48,439
<i>♪ Into sugar butter
Covered pieces ♪</i>

284
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,959
<i>♪ Never mind
What's underneath it ♪</i>

285
00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:56,585
<i>♪ I have done it before</i>

286
00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:00,002
<i>♪ I'll bake me a door</i>

287
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:04,041
<i>♪ To help me get through</i>

288
00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:08,286
<i>♪ I learned that
From you, Mama ♪</i>

289
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:16,260
<i>♪ It's amazing
What baking can do ♪</i>

290
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:19,125
[vocalizing]

291
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,265
<i>♪ Make it up</i>

292
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,301
<i>♪ And surprise them</i>

293
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:26,822
<i>♪ Tell them all my secrets
But disguise them ♪</i>

294
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:31,033
<i>♪ So they dance
On the tongues ♪</i>

295
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:34,450
<i>♪ Of the very people
That they're secret from ♪</i>

296
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:37,937
<i>♪ Make it soon
Make it better ♪</i>

297
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,078
<i>♪ Though better never
Lasts forever ♪</i>

298
00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:45,082
<i>♪ I'll make it small</i>

299
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:48,671
<i>♪ So it fits</i>

300
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,399
<i>♪ Even this</i>

301
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:56,507
<i>♪ Even now</i>

302
00:15:56,610 --> 00:16:04,101
<i>♪ Even as the walls
come tumbling down ♪</i>

303
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:10,693
<i>♪ Even as I can't stop
Remembering how ♪</i>

304
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:13,662
<i>♪ Every door we ever made</i>

305
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:19,875
<i>♪ We never once walked out</i>

306
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,809
<i>♪ Something I never
Got the chance ♪</i>

307
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:29,436
<i>♪ To ask her about</i>

308
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:33,820
<i>♪ So with flour
On my hands ♪</i>

309
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:36,996
<i>♪ I'll show them all how</i>

310
00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:46,143
<i>♪ Goddamn happy I am...</i>

311
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:52,183
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour</i>

312
00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:57,878
<i>♪ Don't let me down</i>

313
00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:01,675
<i>♪ Let's see the next
Amazing thing ♪</i>

314
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:10,029
<i>♪ Baking does now</i>

315
00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:14,964
- [music ends]
- [applause]

316
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:21,557
[upbeat music]

317
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:24,077
- ♪ Knock, knock
- ♪ Knock, knock ♪

318
00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,183
<i>- ♪ Who's there?
- ♪ Who's there?</i>

319
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:28,909
<i>- ♪ Knocked up
- ♪ Knocked up who?</i>

320
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:31,153
<i>- ♪ You there
- ♪ Join us</i>

321
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:34,294
Mrs. Hunterson,
the doctor will see you now.

322
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:38,574
<i>♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up</i>

323
00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,680
<i>- ♪ Knock, knock
- ♪ Who's there?</i>

324
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:43,717
<i>- ♪ Precious
- ♪ Precious who?</i>

325
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:48,274
<i>♪ Precious little parasite
Who set its sight on you ♪</i>

326
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:51,208
<i>♪ Dream come true</i>

327
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:55,177
<i>♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up</i>

328
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,421
<i>♪ Welcome to Club Knocked Up</i>

329
00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:59,285
[knocks]

330
00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:03,634
Hello. Mrs. Bunterson?

331
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:09,018
Hunterson. Who are you?

332
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,642
I'm your doctor?

333
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:14,714
I'm Doctor Pomatter.
You brought a pie?

334
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,474
Gah, you know, I've only been
in town a few weeks

335
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:18,476
I'm already-- I am--
I am so impressed

336
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,823
with the genuine hospitality
of the place.

337
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:24,241
You're not my doctor.
Lily Perkins is my doctor.

338
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,139
This pie is for her.
It's her favorite.

339
00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:28,521
Mermaid Marshmallow.

340
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:30,764
I am sorry to say
she's not seeing any patients.

341
00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:32,904
She is semi-retired now.

342
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:35,044
What?

343
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,978
Long story. Making it short.

344
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,670
I'm the junior doctor on staff.

345
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,775
I am from Connecticut.

346
00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:44,088
I just moved here two weeks ago.

347
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,263
- Are you bored yet?
- Yes. No.

348
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,471
I'm so sorry. Anyway,
if you're not comfortable

349
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:51,475
having me as your doctor...

350
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:54,409
that's fine.

351
00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,238
My feelings will not be hurt.

352
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:59,241
You can just go

353
00:18:59,345 --> 00:19:00,932
and you can get yourself another
gynecologist in the area.

354
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:05,489
But Dr. Perkins delivered me.

355
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:09,355
She's been my doctor forever.
I really like and trust her.

356
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:16,224
Maybe you can really like
and trust me, too?

357
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:19,675
It doesn't happen that fast,

358
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,090
but I'll try.

359
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,679
Okay. Okay, that's good.

360
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:29,444
I'm your doctor.

361
00:19:30,893 --> 00:19:32,688
- It's nice to meet you,
Mrs. Bunterson.
- Hunterson.

362
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:37,521
Hunterson.

363
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,420
So what seems to be the problem?

364
00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:42,733
- Well, I seem to be pregnant.
- Well, hey, that's good.

365
00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,252
It's great. It's good for you.
Congratulations.

366
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,771
Thanks, but I don't want
this baby.

367
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:50,465
Okay. I can refer you
to a doctor who performs--

368
00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,260
No, no, no. I'm keeping it.

369
00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:54,641
Not that I judge that.

370
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:57,886
I'm just telling you
I'm not so happy about it

371
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,752
like everybody else might be,
so maybe you could be sensitive

372
00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:05,445
and not congratulate me
and make a big deal every time
you see me.

373
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:09,277
I'm having the baby,
that's that.

374
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:14,696
It's not a party, though.

375
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,319
Not a party.

376
00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:18,769
- [knock on door]
- Yes?

377
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,495
Excuse me, Doctor.

378
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,600
Mrs. Flannigan
wants to talk to you

379
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,775
about doulas before she leaves.

380
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:27,571
- Doulas?
- Mm-hmm.

381
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:30,332
Yeah, I have no idea
what that is.

382
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,438
No, come on. I'm only joking.

383
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,784
Of course I know what that is.

384
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:37,305
- Mm-hmm.
- [mouths]

385
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:40,929
And here are Mrs. Hunterson's
blood test results.

386
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:47,038
Well...

387
00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:51,042
un-congratulations.
You're definitely having a baby.

388
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:55,081
Well, un-thank you.

389
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:58,464
Do you have any concerns?

390
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,880
You know, do's and don'ts?

391
00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:05,091
Exercise or sex?

392
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:09,164
Don't really do much of either.

393
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:14,203
Okay. Here's your prescription
for your pre-natal vitamins.

394
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,585
Nurse Norma is just gonna
give you a list of the good
and the bad foods.

395
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,207
That's just like caffeine
and alcohol and et cetera.

396
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,141
It's very nice--

397
00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:27,009
[applause]

398
00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:31,600
it's very nice
meeting you, Jenna.

399
00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:33,292
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna see you again,
you know,

400
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,880
in three weeks.

401
00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:37,813
- I do have one question.
- Yeah. Yeah, shoot.

402
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:41,196
How pregnant am I?

403
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,821
Very.

404
00:21:45,925 --> 00:21:47,651
I mean, there's really
only one degree of pregnancy,
so to speak.

405
00:21:47,754 --> 00:21:51,137
No, no. [laughs]

406
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:56,453
I mean how far along? [laughs]

407
00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:59,628
You're eight weeks,
Give or take.

408
00:21:59,732 --> 00:22:01,596
Okay, so I don't start showing
for a while, right?

409
00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:04,184
- Right.
- Good, then I have
a little time.

410
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,773
Although it is quite
beautiful, you know,

411
00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:12,572
- when a woman's body begins to--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

412
00:22:12,676 --> 00:22:14,402
- Dr. Pomatter?
- Yeah?

413
00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:16,335
I'm gonna give you this pie.

414
00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:18,854
Oh, that looks
absolutely delicious.

415
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,512
I am off sugar

416
00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:24,791
It actually causes
leptin resistance,

417
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,346
chromium deficiency,
decreased longevity.

418
00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:30,279
My mama used to say
you can live to be 100

419
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,973
if you give up all
the things that make you
want to live to be 100.

420
00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:36,493
Well the longer
you're away from sugar
the less you crave it.

421
00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:37,942
I haven't had a piece of pie
in years.

422
00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:44,259
Really?

423
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:49,022
Life's hard enough.

424
00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:55,166
[upbeat music]

425
00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:24,575
[dreamy music]

426
00:23:36,104 --> 00:23:42,490
[applause]

427
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,634
- [music ends]
- Listen, Cal,

428
00:23:48,737 --> 00:23:51,326
we had ketchups out there
yesterday half-empty

429
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,604
and we all know,
the fuller the condiments,

430
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:56,745
the fuller the experience.

431
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,852
I am so sorry. I'll make sure
it never happens again.

432
00:23:59,955 --> 00:24:04,166
Thank you, Dawn.
I'll sleep tonight.

433
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:05,823
- You're late.
- I'm sorry.

434
00:24:05,927 --> 00:24:08,136
The bus driver was half asleep.

435
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,725
Why doesn't your damn husband
buy you a car already?

436
00:24:10,828 --> 00:24:14,107
Because he doesn't want me
going nowhere.

437
00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:18,940
And you!

438
00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:21,529
Late again!

439
00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,358
You're inches away
from being fired, lady.

440
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,085
Okay, then fire me.

441
00:24:26,188 --> 00:24:30,123
Okay I will.

442
00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:33,437
Okay, then do!

443
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:40,202
[western music]

444
00:24:45,898 --> 00:24:49,039
[applause]

445
00:24:49,142 --> 00:24:50,454
So how was the doc?

446
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:53,181
Ugh, fine. It was fine.

447
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,459
New doctor. A man.

448
00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:58,186
A man? Wow. He single?

449
00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,946
Maybe he'd be good for Dawn.

450
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:03,709
What? Oh... [snort laughs]
No, no, no.

451
00:25:03,812 --> 00:25:05,780
I think he had a ring on.

452
00:25:05,883 --> 00:25:07,782
Nice guy.

453
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:10,923
Nervous. From Connecticut.

454
00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:13,201
Connecticut? What the hell
is he doing here?

455
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,583
- I have no idea.
- Girl, park it for a minute.

456
00:25:15,686 --> 00:25:17,343
We bought you something.

457
00:25:17,446 --> 00:25:20,242
- Not you.
- Oh.

458
00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:23,038
- A present.
- That is so sweet.

459
00:25:23,142 --> 00:25:25,627
You shouldn't have.

460
00:25:25,731 --> 00:25:27,387
<i>What a Mama You're Gonna Be.</i>

461
00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:29,251
I researched
all the best baby books

462
00:25:29,355 --> 00:25:31,150
and this one was so sweet.

463
00:25:31,253 --> 00:25:33,808
Look here.

464
00:25:33,911 --> 00:25:38,295
there's a place to write
your first letter to your baby.

465
00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:41,505
"Dear baby"

466
00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:44,750
That's really great.

467
00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:48,512
Now we know you didn't
initially have a strong...

468
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,790
happiness about this pregnancy,

469
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:52,930
but she is coming anyway.

470
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:54,898
Oh, well, we don't know
it's a she.

471
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:59,212
I mean, it could be an alien.

472
00:25:59,316 --> 00:26:01,352
Now you're not getting
any more affectionate toward
this little baby?

473
00:26:01,456 --> 00:26:04,079
- Not at all?
- Not everyone wants
to be a mama, Dawn.

474
00:26:04,183 --> 00:26:05,978
That doesn't make me
a bad person.

475
00:26:06,081 --> 00:26:07,945
Can I interest the book club
in some coffee

476
00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:11,397
and a slice
of Sit On Your Ass pie?

477
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,331
Oh, that's a good one, Cal.

478
00:26:14,434 --> 00:26:17,403
And you know, I love
what you've done with your hair.

479
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:20,682
Tell me, how'd you get it
to come out your nostrils
like that?

480
00:26:20,786 --> 00:26:23,547
- Opening up!
- Mm-hmm.

481
00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:25,135
So did you tell Earl yet?

482
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:27,620
It didn't come up.

483
00:26:27,724 --> 00:26:29,760
Hey, Dawn, did you finish
writing your profile yet?

484
00:26:29,864 --> 00:26:30,796
We're not done talking
about you.

485
00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:32,832
I think we are. Dawn?

486
00:26:32,936 --> 00:26:36,733
Um, I'm still writing it.

487
00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:39,425
You have been writing it
for weeks.

488
00:26:39,528 --> 00:26:41,772
Well, there's just not enough
space to complete a compelling,

489
00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:44,672
yet thorough, honest,
description of myself.

490
00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:46,777
Okay, well, why don't you
run what you got by us?

491
00:26:46,881 --> 00:26:52,576
Go ahead, honey.
Let's hear it. Come on.

492
00:26:52,714 --> 00:26:55,406
[clears throat]

493
00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:57,788
Ecstatically alive,

494
00:26:57,892 --> 00:27:01,378
fervently organized,

495
00:27:01,481 --> 00:27:05,554
dynamic and witty,
I am a woman of many passions

496
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:08,523
including a rare
turtle collection.

497
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,422
I love the History Channel.

498
00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:14,287
- Oh, now that's nice.
- Oh, note.

499
00:27:14,391 --> 00:27:16,773
I have played Betsy Ross

500
00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:21,812
in 33 Revolutionary War
reenactments.

501
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:24,401
Okay, well that'll set you
apart from the crowd.

502
00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,714
Oh, well, I'm calling myself

503
00:27:26,817 --> 00:27:34,998
NewDawnRising.

504
00:27:36,309 --> 00:27:38,553
- Too much?
- No, no, no.

505
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,487
- Post it tonight!
- No, this is a mistake.

506
00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:44,766
Dawn, this is your one
and only life.

507
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:46,803
<i>♪ I stick with real things</i>

508
00:27:46,906 --> 00:27:48,874
<i>♪ Usually facts And figures</i>

509
00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:50,841
<i>♪ When information's
In its place ♪</i>

510
00:27:50,945 --> 00:27:53,810
<i>♪ I minimize
The guessing game ♪</i>

511
00:27:53,913 --> 00:27:55,190
<i>- ♪ Guess what?</i>
- [both] <i>♪ What?</i>

512
00:27:55,294 --> 00:27:57,572
<i>♪ I don't like
Guessing games ♪</i>

513
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,575
<i>♪ Or when I feel things
Before I know the feelings ♪</i>

514
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,991
<i>♪ How am I supposed to
operate ♪</i>

515
00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:06,098
<i>♪ If I'm just tossed around
By fate? ♪</i>

516
00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:10,896
<i>♪ Like on an unexpected date</i>

517
00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:13,208
<i>♪ With a stranger
Who might talk too fast ♪</i>

518
00:28:13,312 --> 00:28:15,659
<i>♪ Or ask me questions
About myself ♪</i>

519
00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:18,041
<i>♪ Before I've decided that</i>

520
00:28:18,144 --> 00:28:19,939
<i>♪ He can ask me
Questions about myself ♪</i>

521
00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,907
<i>♪ He might sit too close</i>

522
00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,529
<i>♪ Or call the waiter
By his first name ♪</i>

523
00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,980
<i>♪ Or eat Oreos</i>

524
00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:28,120
<i>♪ But eat the cookie
Before the cream ♪</i>

525
00:28:28,223 --> 00:28:30,398
<i>♪ But what scares me the most
♪</i>

526
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,090
<i>♪ What scares me the most</i>

527
00:28:33,194 --> 00:28:36,542
♪ Is what if When he sees me

528
00:28:36,645 --> 00:28:38,613
<i>♪ What if he doesn't like it?
♪</i>

529
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,995
<i>♪ What if he runs
The other way ♪</i>

530
00:28:41,098 --> 00:28:44,964
<i>♪ And I can't hide from it?</i>

531
00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:48,623
<i>♪ What happens then</i>

532
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,971
<i>♪ If when he knows me</i>

533
00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:54,111
<i>♪ He's only disappointed?</i>

534
00:28:54,215 --> 00:28:56,700
<i>♪ What if I give myself away</i>

535
00:28:56,804 --> 00:29:00,842
<i>♪ To only get it given back?</i>

536
00:29:00,946 --> 00:29:03,017
<i>♪ I couldn't live with that</i>

537
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,502
<i>♪ How do you live with that?</i>

538
00:29:05,605 --> 00:29:09,126
<i>♪ So I'm just fine inside
My shell-shaped mind ♪</i>

539
00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:12,854
<i>♪ This way I get
The best view ♪</i>

540
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:15,961
<i>♪ So that when he sees me</i>

541
00:29:16,064 --> 00:29:18,791
<i>♪ I want him to</i>

542
00:29:18,895 --> 00:29:20,966
Dawn, don't you think
you're being a little--

543
00:29:21,069 --> 00:29:23,623
- I mean, just a tad--
<i>- ♪ I'm not defensive</i>

544
00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:25,798
<i>♪ I'm simply being cautious</i>

545
00:29:25,902 --> 00:29:27,731
<i>♪ I can't risk
Reckless dating ♪</i>

546
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:31,666
<i>♪ Due to
My miscalculating why ♪</i>

547
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,220
<i>♪ A certain suitor
Stands in line ♪</i>

548
00:29:34,324 --> 00:29:37,189
<i>♪ I've seen in movies,
Most made for television ♪</i>

549
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:39,674
<i>♪ You cannot be too careful</i>

550
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,229
<i>♪ When it comes
To sharing your life ♪</i>

551
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:47,509
<i>♪ I could end up
A miserable wife ♪</i>

552
00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:51,237
Sorry girls. <i>♪ But he could
be criminal ♪</i>

553
00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:54,344
<i>♪ Some sort of psychopath who
Escaped from an institution ♪</i>

554
00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:56,656
<i>♪ Somewhere where
They don't have girls ♪</i>

555
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,728
<i>♪ He could have masterminded
Some way to find me ♪</i>

556
00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:03,491
<i>♪ He could be colorblind,
How untrustworthy is that? ♪</i>

557
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,355
<i>♪ He could be less than kind</i>

558
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:07,978
<i>♪ Or even worse
He could be very nice ♪</i>

559
00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:11,430
<i>♪ Have lovely eyes
And make me laugh ♪</i>

560
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:14,916
<i>♪ Come out of hiding</i>

561
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,470
<i>♪ What do I do with that?</i>

562
00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:19,645
<i>♪ Oh, God</i>

563
00:30:19,748 --> 00:30:21,854
<i>♪ What if when he sees me</i>

564
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:24,270
<i>♪ I like him
And he knows it? ♪</i>

565
00:30:24,374 --> 00:30:28,965
<i>♪ What if he opens up a door
And I can't close it? ♪</i>

566
00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:30,967
<i>♪ What if you only open up</i>

567
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:34,384
<i>♪ What happens when</i>

568
00:30:34,487 --> 00:30:37,559
<i>♪ If when he holds me</i>

569
00:30:37,663 --> 00:30:39,699
<i>♪ My heart is set in motion?</i>

570
00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:41,391
<i>♪ I'm not prepared for that</i>

571
00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:46,120
<i>♪ I'm scared of breaking open
♪</i>

572
00:30:46,223 --> 00:30:50,020
<i>♪ But still I can't help
From hoping ♪</i>

573
00:30:50,124 --> 00:30:53,541
<i>♪ To find</i>

574
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:58,787
<i>♪ Someone to talk to</i>

575
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:05,864
<i>♪ Who likes the way I am</i>

576
00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:09,522
<i>♪ Someone who when he sees me
♪</i>

577
00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:17,737
<i>♪ Wants to again</i>

578
00:31:17,841 --> 00:31:23,260
[applause]

579
00:31:23,364 --> 00:31:25,124
[bell ringing]

580
00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:27,126
Do y'all plan to work today

581
00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:28,541
or do you expect folks
to serve themselves?

582
00:31:28,645 --> 00:31:34,271
Works for me.

583
00:31:35,617 --> 00:31:38,172
I don't think I invited
anyone for breakfast.

584
00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:39,967
Scoot! Vamoose! Skadoodle!

585
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,692
All right.

586
00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:44,074
- Becky.
- What?

587
00:31:44,178 --> 00:31:46,007
Old Joe's in your section.
Kinda owns the place.

588
00:31:46,111 --> 00:31:48,078
Uh-uh, I can't deal
with him today.

589
00:31:48,182 --> 00:31:50,322
Oh, drop two menus
at table three. I got him.

590
00:31:50,425 --> 00:31:52,393
You're a trooper.

591
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:54,947
- Hiya, Joe.
- It's warm in here.

592
00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:57,777
- I'm warm. Turn the air on.
- I'll tell Cal, hon.

593
00:31:57,881 --> 00:32:00,608
They keep all my businesses
too warm.

594
00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,713
My gas station. My supermarket.

595
00:32:02,817 --> 00:32:06,890
My laundromat. My diner.

596
00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:08,581
I will not tolerate it
being too damn warm.

597
00:32:08,685 --> 00:32:10,790
I hear you, Joe.

598
00:32:10,894 --> 00:32:13,759
Okay listen up.
Today I want the special

599
00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:17,590
Betrayed By My E--

600
00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:24,563
Betrayed By My Eggs pie?

601
00:32:24,873 --> 00:32:28,360
And a tomato on the side
on its own plate.

602
00:32:28,463 --> 00:32:31,397
- That everything?
- No, I also want orange juice.

603
00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:33,813
But don't bring that first.
Bring the water first.

604
00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:36,368
Bring the OJ with the meal.

605
00:32:36,471 --> 00:32:40,199
Now listen to my horoscope
before you skadoodle away.

606
00:32:40,303 --> 00:32:43,858
"Aquarius. Smooth sailing today

607
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:47,620
as Mars enters
your inner circle."

608
00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:49,760
Whatever the hell that means.

609
00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:53,385
Oh! "The ones you love

610
00:32:53,488 --> 00:32:56,560
will listen carefully
to you today,

611
00:32:56,664 --> 00:33:01,565
so make sure you're careful
with what you say."

612
00:33:01,669 --> 00:33:05,638
I don't have ones I love.
You want to hear yours?

613
00:33:05,742 --> 00:33:07,847
I'm Aquarius too, hon.

614
00:33:07,951 --> 00:33:09,539
And I don't have ones
I love either.

615
00:33:09,642 --> 00:33:14,130
Just ones I live with.

616
00:33:14,233 --> 00:33:17,478
You got something in the oven
other than a pie?

617
00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:19,204
What?

618
00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:22,517
You got a bun in the oven?

619
00:33:22,621 --> 00:33:25,831
- Shh, quiet.
- Yeah, I've seen that look
on a woman before.

620
00:33:25,934 --> 00:33:28,834
Her name was Annette.

621
00:33:28,937 --> 00:33:33,494
I made sweet love to her
all through the summer of 1948.

622
00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:35,703
She got that same sick look
on her face like you had

623
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:38,016
all through the fall.

624
00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:41,226
Almost married her right up.

625
00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:45,264
She lost the baby, though.

626
00:33:45,368 --> 00:33:48,888
[laughs] Close call.
When you due?

627
00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,339
Hey, Joe, I don't want Cal
to hear you.

628
00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:54,377
Ooh, look here,
the National Pie Bake Off

629
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,345
is in Springfield this year.

630
00:33:57,449 --> 00:34:00,452
Last year's winner,
Eunice Kevesdy,

631
00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:04,732
spent her prize money on an RV

632
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:07,528
with a convection oven.

633
00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:09,840
You should enter.

634
00:34:09,944 --> 00:34:12,360
Oh come on, Joe.

635
00:34:12,464 --> 00:34:15,846
My pies are good,
but I'm no Sara Lee.

636
00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:19,091
Prize money's $20,000.

637
00:34:19,195 --> 00:34:21,369
<i>♪ Sugar</i>

638
00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:24,096
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour</i>

639
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,272
Jumping Without A Net
Bottomless pie.

640
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,067
Ah!

641
00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:31,379
Pillows of the softest meringue

642
00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:33,071
topped with ribbons
of strawberry cream.

643
00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:36,039
- No crust.
- [camera clicks]

644
00:34:36,143 --> 00:34:38,593
Getting Out Of The Mud mud pie.

645
00:34:38,697 --> 00:34:41,527
Generous scoops of mocha
almond ice cream...

646
00:34:41,631 --> 00:34:43,667
- Uh, hello.
- ...topped with bittersweet
chocolate morsels...

647
00:34:43,771 --> 00:34:45,083
- Mrs. Hunterson?
- ...and slivered almonds.

648
00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:47,119
- Mrs. Hunterson?
- Dr. Pomatter.

649
00:34:47,223 --> 00:34:48,879
- Hi.
- Hi.

650
00:34:48,983 --> 00:34:51,054
What are you doing here?

651
00:34:51,158 --> 00:34:52,573
My car wouldn't start
this morning.

652
00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:55,886
I took the bus.

653
00:34:55,990 --> 00:34:59,097
Forgot how much I love buses.

654
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,582
Do you always take the bus?

655
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:04,274
Tuesday nights my husband goes
out drinking with the boys.

656
00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:06,242
Oh, nice. For him.

657
00:35:06,345 --> 00:35:07,898
That you let him.

658
00:35:08,002 --> 00:35:09,728
Yeah. [laughs]

659
00:35:09,831 --> 00:35:15,182
I love Tuesdays.

660
00:35:15,285 --> 00:35:16,735
Where do you live?

661
00:35:16,838 --> 00:35:19,220
Stanton Grove.

662
00:35:19,324 --> 00:35:22,120
Oh, gosh, it's nice over there.

663
00:35:22,223 --> 00:35:27,815
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, sure, if you like trees.

664
00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:33,234
You know.

665
00:35:33,338 --> 00:35:36,064
No, I mean,
who doesn't like trees?

666
00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:37,583
You mind if I sit down?

667
00:35:37,687 --> 00:35:40,207
No, not at all.

668
00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:46,696
[crickets chirping]

669
00:35:48,249 --> 00:35:50,217
- So, you're a waitress?
- Yeah, I'm a waitress.

670
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,151
Ah. Where do you work?

671
00:35:53,254 --> 00:35:55,222
A little place
off of Highway 27.

672
00:35:55,325 --> 00:35:58,604
Joe's Pie Diner.

673
00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:00,710
We serve 27 different
varieties of pie.

674
00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:04,196
Wow. That sounds like
a virtual pie factory.

675
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,509
No, I make all the pies
fresh every morning.

676
00:36:06,612 --> 00:36:09,650
Breakfast pies and lunch pies

677
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:12,411
and a special new pie
I invent every day.

678
00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:14,206
Wait, did you make
that marshmallow pie
that you gave me?

679
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:15,966
Yes, I did.

680
00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:18,866
Mermaid Marshmallow.

681
00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:23,077
I invented it with my mom
when I was nine years old.

682
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,597
In my mermaid phase.

683
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:28,289
That was probably the best pie

684
00:36:28,393 --> 00:36:30,118
that I have tasted
in my entire life.

685
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,328
[laughs] You tried it?

686
00:36:32,431 --> 00:36:34,916
[gasps] Well, I won't tell
your doctor.

687
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:37,540
No. No, seriously.

688
00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:40,267
It was biblically good.
This is how good that was.

689
00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:43,373
That pie could win contests

690
00:36:43,477 --> 00:36:47,895
and ribbons and things.

691
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:52,210
What a thing to say.

692
00:36:52,313 --> 00:36:55,627
I am so sorry.
That was a compliment.

693
00:36:55,730 --> 00:36:58,043
No, I know.
That's why it made me
uncomfortable.

694
00:36:58,146 --> 00:36:59,803
Oh, God. No, you're blushing.

695
00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:05,844
Nope, nope,
shouldn't have said that.

696
00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:08,605
No, you know, it's kinda funny.

697
00:37:08,709 --> 00:37:11,677
[upbeat music]

698
00:37:11,781 --> 00:37:14,922
It's just seeing you
sitting here in your uniform.

699
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:18,443
<i>♪ You remind me of a girl
I once knew ♪</i>

700
00:37:18,546 --> 00:37:21,273
<i>♪ God by now,
She's well in middle age ♪</i>

701
00:37:21,377 --> 00:37:25,312
<i>♪ Probably 41 or 42</i>

702
00:37:25,415 --> 00:37:28,591
Thank you.

703
00:37:28,694 --> 00:37:31,697
Oh, my God. No, no, no.
She was a waitress.

704
00:37:31,801 --> 00:37:33,941
<i>♪ At a shop I used
To frequent quite a lot ♪</i>

705
00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:36,530
<i>♪ Nice teeth And small hands</i>

706
00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,256
<i>♪ And snuck me goodies
I couldn't afford then ♪</i>

707
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:40,499
<i>♪ She was sweet to me</i>

708
00:37:40,603 --> 00:37:43,399
<i>♪ Reminds me of you</i>

709
00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:45,884
oh, nobody ever really
notices me that way.

710
00:37:45,987 --> 00:37:49,474
Somebody did, right?

711
00:37:49,577 --> 00:37:51,545
No, because you've got the whole
baby thing going on.

712
00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:53,788
<i>♪ She'd bake the pies
Fresh every day ♪</i>

713
00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:57,067
<i>♪ Like you, I guess,
But I must say ♪</i>

714
00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:59,587
<i>♪ If pies were books
Yours would be
Shakespeare's letters ♪</i>

715
00:37:59,691 --> 00:38:08,355
<i>♪ You remind me of her,
But better ♪</i>

716
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,254
<i>♪ It only takes a taste</i>

717
00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:13,636
<i>♪ When it's something special
♪</i>

718
00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:17,743
<i>♪ It only takes a taste
When you know it's good ♪</i>

719
00:38:17,847 --> 00:38:22,714
<i>♪ Sometimes one bite
Is more than enough ♪</i>

720
00:38:22,817 --> 00:38:25,579
<i>♪ To know you want more</i>

721
00:38:25,682 --> 00:38:32,482
<i>♪ Of the thing you just got
A taste of ♪</i>

722
00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:35,140
<i>♪ That reminds me
Of a thing we would say ♪</i>

723
00:38:35,243 --> 00:38:38,212
<i>♪ Me and my mama</i>

724
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,627
<i>♪ In the kitchen
When we'd bake ♪</i>

725
00:38:39,731 --> 00:38:42,354
<i>♪ She'd say, "Jenna</i>

726
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,908
<i>♪ You can tell the whole
story With a taste" ♪</i>

727
00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:47,946
<i>♪ Yeah, no,
That's exactly what I mean ♪</i>

728
00:38:48,049 --> 00:38:51,190
<i>♪ I swear that as the flavors
Mixed and melted ♪</i>

729
00:38:51,294 --> 00:38:53,814
<i>♪ I could hear the sirens
sing ♪</i>

730
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,334
<i>♪ It was truly something
special One taste ♪</i>

731
00:38:56,437 --> 00:39:01,822
<i>♪ And I want the whole thing</i>

732
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:05,446
<i>♪ I must say</i>

733
00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:08,863
<i>♪ It felt like
I got carried away ♪</i>

734
00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:11,141
<i>♪ Intoxicated</i>

735
00:39:11,245 --> 00:39:13,558
<i>♪ Made me escape</i>

736
00:39:13,661 --> 00:39:19,736
<i>♪ The room I was in</i>

737
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,637
<i>♪ I can't help but wonder</i>

738
00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:27,261
<i>♪ How your hands
Must have felt ♪</i>

739
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:31,299
<i>♪ Creating
Such a masterful thing ♪</i>

740
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,923
<i>♪ Just one bite</i>

741
00:39:34,026 --> 00:39:36,477
<i>♪ Caused all that</i>

742
00:39:36,581 --> 00:39:41,068
<i>♪ Wondering?</i>

743
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:45,452
<i>♪ It only takes a taste</i>

744
00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:48,489
<i>♪ It only takes a taste</i>

745
00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:50,284
<i>♪ When you know it's good</i>

746
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,391
<i>♪ Sometimes one bite</i>

747
00:39:53,494 --> 00:40:00,190
<i>♪ Is more than enough</i>

748
00:40:00,294 --> 00:40:02,365
<i>♪ To know you want more</i>

749
00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:04,332
<i>♪ Of the thing you just got</i>

750
00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:09,441
<i>♪ A taste of</i>

751
00:40:09,545 --> 00:40:14,342
- [bus pulls up]
- Oh, there's my bus.

752
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:16,862
[chuckles]

753
00:40:16,966 --> 00:40:19,451
it was nice talking
with you, Dr. Pomatter.

754
00:40:19,555 --> 00:40:24,801
Yeah, Jenna,
give me a call anytime.
I'm here.

755
00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:28,253
For all your questions
and concerns.

756
00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:31,290
Good to know, Dr. Pomatter.

757
00:40:31,394 --> 00:40:38,021
- [music continues]
- [applause]

758
00:40:50,931 --> 00:40:53,140
[toolbox slams]

759
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:56,730
Earl, hey. It's Tuesday night.

760
00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:58,421
What are you doing home
so early?

761
00:40:58,525 --> 00:41:01,907
Well thanks to
my asshole foreman

762
00:41:02,011 --> 00:41:07,430
it looks like you are gonna
be seeing me home a lot.

763
00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:11,020
[laughs] This dude says I'm late

764
00:41:11,123 --> 00:41:14,195
one too many times and...

765
00:41:14,299 --> 00:41:16,508
fires me.

766
00:41:16,612 --> 00:41:19,546
But I told him
you can take this toolbox

767
00:41:19,649 --> 00:41:22,031
and shove it up your ass

768
00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:26,345
'cause I don't even want
this goddamn job.

769
00:41:26,449 --> 00:41:29,866
Then--
then he calls me arrogant!

770
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:32,490
Me? Arrogant?

771
00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:35,458
No, see, now that loser
has been waiting

772
00:41:35,562 --> 00:41:38,668
to stick it to me
since high school.

773
00:41:38,772 --> 00:41:40,739
- Earl, I'm sorry.
- Don't feel sorry for me.

774
00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:43,570
Don't feel sorry for me.

775
00:41:43,673 --> 00:41:46,434
I am fine!

776
00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:53,234
I am celebrating.

777
00:41:56,514 --> 00:42:01,933
Well...

778
00:42:02,036 --> 00:42:05,212
looks like you the one
that's gonna be

779
00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:06,972
paying the bills
around here now.

780
00:42:07,076 --> 00:42:12,668
How'd we do today?

781
00:42:17,258 --> 00:42:20,883
What, are you shitting me?

782
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:25,784
- That can't be all you earned.
- It was a slow day.

783
00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:28,925
Maybe you need to move
a little faster.

784
00:42:29,029 --> 00:42:32,964
Where's my kiss?

785
00:42:33,067 --> 00:42:36,312
No, come here.
Kiss me like you mean it.

786
00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:40,385
Oh, Earl, I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling so good today.

787
00:42:40,488 --> 00:42:43,491
Well, you feel all right to me.

788
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:46,218
Come on, baby.

789
00:42:46,322 --> 00:42:52,949
Take my bad day away.

790
00:42:53,225 --> 00:42:54,951
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

791
00:42:55,055 --> 00:42:56,850
Let me get you something to eat.

792
00:42:56,953 --> 00:42:59,507
Oh, I've brought
some leftovers from work.

793
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:03,132
Chicken pot pie.

794
00:43:03,235 --> 00:43:09,897
You think I don't see
what you're doing?

795
00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:13,349
Do you think that I am stupid?

796
00:43:13,452 --> 00:43:15,523
- No.
- No?

797
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,733
No, Earl.
I know you had a hard day.

798
00:43:17,836 --> 00:43:19,493
I thought maybe some warm pie
would make you--

799
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,391
- I'm not fuckin' hungry!
- Earl, calm down.

800
00:43:21,495 --> 00:43:22,910
Calm down? I'll show you calm.

801
00:43:23,014 --> 00:43:25,257
Earl!

802
00:43:25,361 --> 00:43:29,468
I'm pregnant!

803
00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:36,199
What?

804
00:43:36,303 --> 00:43:39,651
Well, when-- when the hell
were you gonna tell me?

805
00:43:39,755 --> 00:43:42,758
Well, I--

806
00:43:42,861 --> 00:43:45,174
I know you've were under
a lot of pressure.

807
00:43:45,277 --> 00:43:46,900
And I was waiting
for the right time.

808
00:43:47,003 --> 00:43:48,798
Well, you have great timing!

809
00:43:48,902 --> 00:43:53,907
I'm sorry. Earl, I'm sorry.

810
00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:56,219
No wonder you've been looking
so tired all the time.

811
00:43:56,323 --> 00:43:58,739
Huh.

812
00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:01,121
Hey, come here.

813
00:44:01,224 --> 00:44:02,640
Oh, my God.

814
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:05,573
Come here.

815
00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:07,886
Come here. Come sit down here.

816
00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:11,407
Careful.

817
00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:14,203
Oh, you--

818
00:44:14,306 --> 00:44:16,412
you little butterball!

819
00:44:16,515 --> 00:44:22,625
[laughs]

820
00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:26,560
Well, how do you like that?

821
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:31,289
I'm-- I'm gonna have a baby?

822
00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:36,294
Little Earl Junior.

823
00:44:36,397 --> 00:44:37,744
The legend lives on!

824
00:44:37,847 --> 00:44:41,955
Wait a minute.

825
00:44:42,058 --> 00:44:44,923
What happens if you decide

826
00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:47,754
to love the baby
more than you love me?

827
00:44:47,857 --> 00:44:51,447
Hey, listen, women do it now.
They do it all the time.

828
00:44:51,550 --> 00:44:55,554
They have a baby
and then it's just to hell
with the man.

829
00:44:55,658 --> 00:44:58,247
You're jealous of the baby?

830
00:44:58,350 --> 00:45:01,043
No. I don't get jealous.
That is below me.

831
00:45:01,146 --> 00:45:08,050
I'm just talking it out.
I'm talking out my feelings.

832
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,467
Maybe I just need you

833
00:45:11,570 --> 00:45:15,885
to make me a little promise

834
00:45:15,989 --> 00:45:20,096
that you won't go loving
that baby more than you love me.

835
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,822
- Okay.
- Yeah, but you say I promise.

836
00:45:21,926 --> 00:45:23,617
- Earl, I said okay.
- Hey.

837
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:28,656
Hey.

838
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,074
I need this from you.

839
00:45:32,177 --> 00:45:36,837
It's you and me first, right?

840
00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:38,425
That's the way it's always been.

841
00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:41,117
[rock guitar music]

842
00:45:41,221 --> 00:45:43,602
<i>♪ Remember my clean shave</i>

843
00:45:43,706 --> 00:45:46,882
<i>♪ Back in our old days</i>

844
00:45:46,985 --> 00:45:52,025
<i>♪ When we were just kids</i>

845
00:45:52,128 --> 00:45:54,890
<i>♪ I had my six-string</i>

846
00:45:54,993 --> 00:45:57,755
<i>♪ And you had Your own thing</i>

847
00:45:57,858 --> 00:46:03,001
<i>♪ Though I don't remember
What it is ♪</i>

848
00:46:03,105 --> 00:46:06,004
<i>♪ I wrote you love songs</i>

849
00:46:06,108 --> 00:46:08,869
<i>♪ And you liked that sad one</i>

850
00:46:08,973 --> 00:46:14,599
<i>♪ So I played it all the time
♪</i>

851
00:46:14,702 --> 00:46:17,464
<i>♪ What was that one line?</i>

852
00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:19,846
<i>♪ Something about sunshine</i>

853
00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:25,506
<i>♪ I sang it every night</i>

854
00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:29,165
<i>♪ Where the sun don't shine</i>

855
00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:33,894
No, that is not how
that song went.

856
00:46:33,998 --> 00:46:37,725
<i>♪ When the sun won't shine</i>

857
00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:41,557
That's not it either.

858
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:46,182
What was it, baby?

859
00:46:46,286 --> 00:46:49,772
<i>♪ Till the sun don't shine</i>

860
00:46:49,876 --> 00:46:53,880
<i>♪ You will still be mine</i>

861
00:46:53,983 --> 00:46:56,572
That's right.

862
00:46:56,675 --> 00:46:59,644
<i>♪ Man what a whirlwind</i>

863
00:46:59,747 --> 00:47:01,922
<i>♪ And so much is happening</i>

864
00:47:02,026 --> 00:47:04,614
<i>♪ And mostly to me</i>

865
00:47:04,718 --> 00:47:07,963
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

866
00:47:08,066 --> 00:47:10,828
<i>♪ We've come such a long way</i>

867
00:47:10,931 --> 00:47:13,520
<i>♪ No turning back now, babe</i>

868
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:17,662
<i>♪ You're my family</i>

869
00:47:17,765 --> 00:47:21,114
Now promise me.

870
00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:28,259
<i>♪ Till the end of time</i>

871
00:47:28,362 --> 00:47:30,951
<i>♪ These are ties that bind</i>

872
00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:33,954
Come on, sing it, honey.

873
00:47:34,058 --> 00:47:38,683
<i>♪ Till the sun don't shine</i>

874
00:47:38,786 --> 00:47:46,794
<i>♪ You will still be mine</i>

875
00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:52,593
[music continues]

876
00:47:52,697 --> 00:47:59,014
[applause]

877
00:48:06,469 --> 00:48:09,576
[music ends]

878
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:13,511
Honey, is it my imagination

879
00:48:13,614 --> 00:48:16,652
or is my left boob drooping
down even lower today?

880
00:48:16,755 --> 00:48:19,482
Oh, Lord.

881
00:48:19,586 --> 00:48:24,832
I'm starting to feel like
something Picasso woulda made.

882
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,869
How'd you do?

883
00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:29,734
Between Mr. Frugalman
on table five

884
00:48:29,837 --> 00:48:31,494
and "Hey,
I'll Get You Next Time"
on table seven,

885
00:48:31,598 --> 00:48:34,049
not great.

886
00:48:34,152 --> 00:48:37,845
Thinking about picking up
some extra shifts.

887
00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:41,435
Are you crazy?
You work hard enough already.

888
00:48:41,539 --> 00:48:45,094
Oh, what is this
doing next to the cinnamon?

889
00:48:45,198 --> 00:48:48,822
- Oh, I was looking for that.
- Uh-huh.

890
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,169
You can't write your baby
a letter from the spice rack.

891
00:48:51,273 --> 00:48:53,585
- I'm not much
of a letter writer.
- Are you okay?

892
00:48:53,689 --> 00:48:55,484
[Dawn whimpering]

893
00:48:55,587 --> 00:48:59,177
I'm having
a small anxiety attack.

894
00:48:59,281 --> 00:49:02,387
I got a message on my profile.

895
00:49:02,491 --> 00:49:04,942
Girl, you've been sitting
on this news all day?

896
00:49:05,045 --> 00:49:08,290
He calls himself
OKCWithABullet, 32.

897
00:49:08,393 --> 00:49:11,362
Has all his hair, kind smile,

898
00:49:11,465 --> 00:49:16,022
loves poetry, Pavarotti
and puzzles.

899
00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:18,852
- He sounds perfect!
- Look at you.

900
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,958
They're already lining up.
Take a number.

901
00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:23,236
Yeah. [laughs]
Oh, dear, it's happening.

902
00:49:23,339 --> 00:49:27,481
[laughs]

903
00:49:27,585 --> 00:49:30,001
It's really happening.

904
00:49:30,105 --> 00:49:32,935
I made a five-minute date
with him tonight.

905
00:49:33,039 --> 00:49:35,696
[both] Five minutes?

906
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,975
Well, this way
if it's a disaster

907
00:49:38,078 --> 00:49:40,632
I can get back in time
for <i>History's Mysteries.</i>

908
00:49:40,736 --> 00:49:42,082
Okay, now, Dawn,

909
00:49:42,186 --> 00:49:44,567
you are such a natural beauty,

910
00:49:44,671 --> 00:49:47,191
but 'cause it's such
a special occasion,

911
00:49:47,294 --> 00:49:49,779
would you let me put just
a tad of makeup on you

912
00:49:49,883 --> 00:49:53,231
and perhaps...

913
00:49:53,335 --> 00:49:56,234
pull that pony down...

914
00:49:56,338 --> 00:50:01,929
just for one night?

915
00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:04,553
Well, it is important

916
00:50:04,656 --> 00:50:07,142
- to make a good
first impression.
- [squeals]

917
00:50:07,245 --> 00:50:10,386
Jenna, may I ask you to make

918
00:50:10,490 --> 00:50:14,563
your Meet Your Dream Chocolate
Cream pie to take to him?

919
00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:17,980
I will make you
a really special one.

920
00:50:18,084 --> 00:50:20,707
One like my mama used to.

921
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:23,848
You wouldn't think all
the ingredients would go
together, but they do.

922
00:50:23,951 --> 00:50:29,371
What's going to be in it?

923
00:50:29,474 --> 00:50:32,753
I'm going to switch
the chocolate...

924
00:50:32,857 --> 00:50:38,483
from bittersweet
to creamy milk...

925
00:50:38,587 --> 00:50:41,797
and add a touch
of passion fruit.

926
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,971
Oh, my God!

927
00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:50,426
[laughs]

928
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,705
And then I'll mix in

929
00:50:53,809 --> 00:50:57,123
something that will make
the impossible possible.

930
00:50:57,226 --> 00:50:59,849
Some exotic spice

931
00:50:59,953 --> 00:51:01,989
that will make you see clearly
before it's too late.

932
00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:07,512
What is going on with you, girl?

933
00:51:07,616 --> 00:51:09,066
You know that pie contest
that's coming to Springfield?

934
00:51:09,169 --> 00:51:11,447
Mm-hmm.

935
00:51:11,551 --> 00:51:15,831
I'm gonna do it.

936
00:51:15,934 --> 00:51:19,973
I'm gonna find a way
to save some money to go
there and enter it.

937
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,458
Now that's the first thing
you've said that's made any
sense in a very long time.

938
00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:26,497
And if a miracle happens
and I win it,

939
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:32,054
I'm gonna take that prize money
and I'm gonna...

940
00:51:32,158 --> 00:51:37,370
You're gonna leave Earl.

941
00:51:37,473 --> 00:51:41,167
Yeah.

942
00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:45,309
And just run away from here.

943
00:51:45,412 --> 00:51:47,173
Wow.

944
00:51:47,276 --> 00:51:49,520
Honey, you can leave Earl

945
00:51:49,623 --> 00:51:51,867
without running away from here.

946
00:51:51,970 --> 00:51:55,595
It's not that easy.

947
00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:57,631
Well, all right.

948
00:51:57,735 --> 00:52:00,289
You go ahead.

949
00:52:00,393 --> 00:52:04,466
Get yourself a little pie shop
somewhere.

950
00:52:04,569 --> 00:52:06,192
Somewhere people could really
use a little pie shop.

951
00:52:06,295 --> 00:52:09,781
Like Europe.

952
00:52:09,885 --> 00:52:12,922
Or New Jersey.

953
00:52:13,026 --> 00:52:16,202
Jenna's Pie Palace.

954
00:52:16,305 --> 00:52:18,790
Jenna's Pastry Heaven.

955
00:52:18,894 --> 00:52:23,209
Jenna's Pie In The Sky.

956
00:52:23,312 --> 00:52:26,212
<i>♪ Sugar</i>

957
00:52:26,315 --> 00:52:28,938
Come on, honey.
We're not playing.

958
00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:32,252
<i>♪ Sugar, butter</i>

959
00:52:32,356 --> 00:52:37,430
<i>- ♪ Flour</i>
- [blows]

960
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:42,814
<i>♪ Sometimes I still see her</i>

961
00:52:42,918 --> 00:52:48,579
<i>♪ My mother the dreamer</i>

962
00:52:48,682 --> 00:52:58,244
<i>♪ She'd say nothing's
Impossible child ♪</i>

963
00:53:00,246 --> 00:53:05,734
<i>♪ A dream needs believing</i>

964
00:53:05,837 --> 00:53:11,222
<i>♪ To taste like the real
thing ♪</i>

965
00:53:11,326 --> 00:53:19,920
<i>♪ Like some stranger
You recognize ♪</i>

966
00:53:20,024 --> 00:53:22,440
<i>♪ So pure</i>

967
00:53:22,544 --> 00:53:25,685
♪ So pure, so electric

968
00:53:25,788 --> 00:53:28,446
<i>♪ So sure</i>

969
00:53:28,550 --> 00:53:33,624
<i>♪ So sure, so connected</i>

970
00:53:33,727 --> 00:53:36,799
<i>♪ To those little believers</i>

971
00:53:36,903 --> 00:53:41,735
<i>♪ Inside</i>

972
00:53:41,839 --> 00:53:45,083
<i>♪ May we all be</i>

973
00:53:45,187 --> 00:53:51,228
<i>♪ So lucky</i>

974
00:53:51,331 --> 00:53:56,474
<i>♪ But dreams are elusive</i>

975
00:53:56,578 --> 00:53:59,339
<i>♪ The kind
We've gotten used to ♪</i>

976
00:53:59,443 --> 00:54:02,480
<i>♪ Is nothing I can feel</i>

977
00:54:02,584 --> 00:54:04,517
<i>- ♪ Nothing I can hold
- ♪ Nothing I can have</i>

978
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:09,349
<i>♪ Nothing that I know</i>

979
00:54:09,453 --> 00:54:19,221
<i>♪ Dreams come and they go</i>

980
00:54:19,704 --> 00:54:23,087
<i>♪ But hold them
And keep them ♪</i>

981
00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:25,400
<i>♪ But hold them
And keep them ♪</i>

982
00:54:25,503 --> 00:54:28,403
<i>♪ And know that you need them
♪</i>

983
00:54:28,506 --> 00:54:30,888
<i>♪ And know that
You need them ♪</i>

984
00:54:30,991 --> 00:54:34,098
<i>♪ When your breaking point's
All that ♪</i>

985
00:54:34,201 --> 00:54:38,171
<i>♪ You have</i>

986
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:46,973
<i>♪ A dream is a soft place
To land ♪</i>

987
00:54:47,076 --> 00:54:50,148
<i>♪ May we all be</i>

988
00:54:50,252 --> 00:54:54,636
<i>♪ So lucky</i>

989
00:54:54,739 --> 00:55:01,298
[gasps]

990
00:55:03,058 --> 00:55:06,026
Oh, look what you did.

991
00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:10,168
You made me almost pretty.

992
00:55:10,272 --> 00:55:13,758
Almost pretty? You're beautiful.

993
00:55:13,862 --> 00:55:18,384
What the hell
did y'all put in that pie?

994
00:55:18,487 --> 00:55:23,630
I gonna leave before I die
of estrogen asphyxiation.

995
00:55:23,734 --> 00:55:29,153
Don't forget to turn out
the lights.

996
00:55:29,256 --> 00:55:35,711
[clicks]

997
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:40,198
[chuckles]

998
00:55:40,302 --> 00:55:42,787
Who are you
putting on lipstick for?

999
00:55:42,891 --> 00:55:44,996
You dolling up
for the diaper change?

1000
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:47,620
[laughs] Well...

1001
00:55:47,723 --> 00:55:51,969
maybe I got a little secret.

1002
00:55:52,072 --> 00:55:54,351
- Maybe I'm doing
a little dreaming, too.
- What?

1003
00:55:54,454 --> 00:55:55,869
- I can't tell you yet.
- Why not?

1004
00:55:55,973 --> 00:55:58,216
Bye-bye, Dawn.

1005
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,254
Now don't do anything
I haven't done.

1006
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,842
Get yourself
a five-minute condom.

1007
00:56:02,945 --> 00:56:04,706
- Becky!
- [laughs]

1008
00:56:04,809 --> 00:56:06,811
Adios, ladies.

1009
00:56:06,915 --> 00:56:12,921
[laughing]

1010
00:56:13,024 --> 00:56:21,136
You are the queen of
kindness and goodness.

1011
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:26,969
<i>♪ May we all be</i>

1012
00:56:27,073 --> 00:56:34,183
<i>♪ So lucky</i>

1013
00:56:34,287 --> 00:56:40,742
[music picks up]

1014
00:57:08,321 --> 00:57:15,052
[applause]

1015
00:57:15,535 --> 00:57:20,367
[crashes]

1016
00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:23,060
Hiya, handsome. What'll it be?

1017
00:57:23,163 --> 00:57:25,511
Oh, you're so lovely,
but no, I don't want you
as my waitress.

1018
00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:32,310
No. I want her.
I want that lady right there.

1019
00:57:32,897 --> 00:57:34,623
I'm so sorry, hon,
but you're sitting
in my station.

1020
00:57:34,727 --> 00:57:41,492
But I don't want you.
I want her.

1021
00:57:43,805 --> 00:57:46,739
Well, I do like a man
who knows what he wants.

1022
00:57:46,842 --> 00:57:48,948
Is she a good friend of yours?
What can you tell me about her?

1023
00:57:49,051 --> 00:57:52,123
What are her likes
and her dislikes?

1024
00:57:52,227 --> 00:57:56,265
And does she have
any food allergies
or pollen sensitivities?

1025
00:57:56,369 --> 00:57:58,613
Excuse me, darling.

1026
00:57:58,716 --> 00:57:59,821
I'm gonna go talk to Dawn
for a minute,

1027
00:57:59,924 --> 00:58:00,994
see if she won't
tell you herself.

1028
00:58:01,098 --> 00:58:03,065
That would be wonderful.

1029
00:58:03,169 --> 00:58:09,762
- I thought you'd like that.
- I do. I do.

1030
00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:12,765
Dawn!

1031
00:58:12,868 --> 00:58:14,801
There is a man at table five

1032
00:58:14,905 --> 00:58:16,527
on a mission with your name
on it.

1033
00:58:16,631 --> 00:58:20,048
His name is Ogie.

1034
00:58:20,151 --> 00:58:23,396
Short for Oklahoma.

1035
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,812
He's OKCwithaBullet!

1036
00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:33,061
Ahh!

1037
00:58:33,855 --> 00:58:36,443
He's an amateur magician,

1038
00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:39,619
does competitive clog dancing

1039
00:58:39,723 --> 00:58:42,967
and only eats white food
on Wednesdays.

1040
00:58:43,071 --> 00:58:45,660
- He told me we were soulmates.
- Girl!

1041
00:58:45,763 --> 00:58:48,352
I made the mistake
of telling him I work here.

1042
00:58:48,455 --> 00:58:52,114
Oh, I don't know, Dawn.
I think it sounds like
he's got potential.

1043
00:58:52,218 --> 00:58:54,185
He took me through
the entire medical

1044
00:58:54,289 --> 00:58:58,500
and psychiatric history
of his whole family.

1045
00:58:58,604 --> 00:59:01,814
Oh, he's laying it
all on the table.

1046
00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:03,505
I just wanted
a quiet first date.

1047
00:59:03,609 --> 00:59:05,852
Stimulating conversation.

1048
00:59:05,956 --> 00:59:08,165
First man who ever shows
any interest in me

1049
00:59:08,268 --> 00:59:11,237
and he turns out to be
a mad, clogging elf.

1050
00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:15,379
- [slams]
- [gasps]

1051
00:59:15,482 --> 00:59:18,520
I'm telling you, Jenna,
that magic love pie
was too good.

1052
00:59:18,624 --> 00:59:20,522
I should never
have brought it with me.

1053
00:59:20,626 --> 00:59:22,179
I don't think
it was the pie, Dawn.

1054
00:59:22,282 --> 00:59:24,561
I think it was you.

1055
00:59:24,664 --> 00:59:26,804
- Come with me.
- I would, but I gotta go pee.

1056
00:59:26,908 --> 00:59:31,395
Is anyone gonna take
the elf's order?

1057
00:59:31,498 --> 00:59:33,500
Would you shut up, Cal?

1058
00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:36,331
That happens to be
OKCwithaBullet!

1059
00:59:36,434 --> 00:59:39,230
Cue DawnRising.

1060
00:59:39,334 --> 00:59:42,993
- No.
- [whispering]

1061
00:59:43,096 --> 00:59:49,102
- Okay, just open
this up a little bit.
- Becky, no!

1062
01:00:02,391 --> 01:00:04,635
Hello, good morning. Hello.
I told you I didn't want

1063
01:00:04,739 --> 01:00:07,880
to see you again.
May I take your order?

1064
01:00:07,983 --> 01:00:10,641
I'll have an egg white omelet

1065
01:00:10,745 --> 01:00:13,886
with cottage cheese
and a side of mayonnaise.

1066
01:00:13,989 --> 01:00:19,098
I have very exquisite taste.

1067
01:00:19,201 --> 01:00:21,065
What kind of toast with that?
White or wheat?

1068
01:00:21,169 --> 01:00:23,930
Why am I even asking?
It's Wednesday!

1069
01:00:24,034 --> 01:00:26,519
You see? We already know
each other so intimately.

1070
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,210
- [bell rings]
- You don't know me.

1071
01:00:28,314 --> 01:00:29,591
I do.

1072
01:00:29,695 --> 01:00:31,835
You're NewDawnRising.

1073
01:00:31,938 --> 01:00:34,251
Easily misunderstood,

1074
01:00:34,354 --> 01:00:37,703
but I see your true beauty.

1075
01:00:37,806 --> 01:00:39,877
Normally I wouldn't do this.

1076
01:00:39,981 --> 01:00:42,431
Actually, I've never done this.

1077
01:00:42,535 --> 01:00:43,881
But that five minutes,

1078
01:00:43,985 --> 01:00:48,748
it felt like a whole 15

1079
01:00:48,852 --> 01:00:50,716
and I am certain we're meant
to be together.

1080
01:00:50,819 --> 01:00:52,787
I don't even know you.

1081
01:00:52,890 --> 01:00:55,859
I'm a tax auditor.

1082
01:00:55,962 --> 01:00:58,447
I drive a very nice

1083
01:00:58,551 --> 01:01:04,764
subcompact Toyota Yaris.

1084
01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:07,249
And I love my mother.

1085
01:01:07,353 --> 01:01:10,563
What else do you need
to know about me?

1086
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:13,083
Your dessert order.

1087
01:01:13,186 --> 01:01:15,499
I'll have a slice

1088
01:01:15,602 --> 01:01:17,604
of the White Knuckle Cream Pie.

1089
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,261
With or without whipped cream?

1090
01:01:19,365 --> 01:01:23,127
You choose.
I trust you implicitly.

1091
01:01:23,231 --> 01:01:25,302
But if you do choose
to have whipped cream,

1092
01:01:25,405 --> 01:01:27,960
I would love it on the side,
not touching the pie.

1093
01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:29,651
I hate it when it
touches the pie.

1094
01:01:29,755 --> 01:01:32,033
No, it soggies the crust.

1095
01:01:32,136 --> 01:01:33,897
Yeah, and you can't control
the whipped cream...

1096
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,452
[both] ...to pie ratio
to create the perfect bite.

1097
01:01:37,555 --> 01:01:39,661
[snort laughs]

1098
01:01:39,765 --> 01:01:42,802
Oh, there's that laugh.

1099
01:01:42,906 --> 01:01:46,564
That intoxicating laugh.

1100
01:01:46,668 --> 01:01:49,809
[gasps] Dawn, you inspire
poetry in me.

1101
01:01:49,913 --> 01:01:53,675
[moans] I'm making one up.

1102
01:01:53,779 --> 01:01:56,954
I'm making one up here
right here on the spot
and here it comes.

1103
01:01:57,058 --> 01:02:00,130
All of my life
I've loved turtles.

1104
01:02:00,233 --> 01:02:03,409
And you, Dawn, are the queen.

1105
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:05,929
Da, da, da, da, da.

1106
01:02:06,032 --> 01:02:08,414
Da, da, da, da, da.

1107
01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:14,247
And something in between.

1108
01:02:14,351 --> 01:02:16,008
I'm gonna work on
the middle section.

1109
01:02:16,111 --> 01:02:18,907
I am. You like that one,
don't you, Dawn?

1110
01:02:19,011 --> 01:02:20,702
Please just take your mixed
bouquet and leave.

1111
01:02:20,806 --> 01:02:24,568
- Just leave!
- Dawn.

1112
01:02:24,671 --> 01:02:27,847
<i>♪ I will never
Let you let me leave
I promise I'm not lying ♪</i>

1113
01:02:27,951 --> 01:02:29,400
<i>♪ Go ahead ask anybody
Who has seen me trying ♪</i>

1114
01:02:29,504 --> 01:02:32,679
<i>♪ I'm not going</i>

1115
01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:36,407
<i>♪ If it seems like I did I'm
probably waiting outside ♪</i>

1116
01:02:36,511 --> 01:02:38,755
<i>♪ Such a stubborn man
You'll likely never
Meet another ♪</i>

1117
01:02:38,858 --> 01:02:41,412
<i>♪ When we have our family
dinner You can ask my mother ♪</i>

1118
01:02:41,516 --> 01:02:44,415
<i>♪ She's the best</i>

1119
01:02:44,519 --> 01:02:48,005
<i>♪ You'll learn more about her
On our family history test ♪</i>

1120
01:02:48,109 --> 01:02:51,457
<i>♪ I'm gonna do this right</i>

1121
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,943
<i>♪ Show you I'm not moving</i>

1122
01:02:55,047 --> 01:02:57,428
<i>♪ Wherever you go
I won't be far to follow ♪</i>

1123
01:02:57,532 --> 01:03:02,364
<i>♪ Oh, gonna love you so</i>

1124
01:03:02,468 --> 01:03:06,506
<i>♪ You'll learn what
I already know ♪</i>

1125
01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:09,993
<i>♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1126
01:03:10,096 --> 01:03:12,547
<i>♪ You can try</i>

1127
01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:17,310
<i>♪ Oh, but I</i>

1128
01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:19,761
<i>♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1129
01:03:19,865 --> 01:03:21,383
- Ready for your check?
- Not quite!

1130
01:03:21,487 --> 01:03:24,904
Pie for--

1131
01:03:25,008 --> 01:03:28,425
- pie for everybody!
- [cheers]

1132
01:03:28,528 --> 01:03:32,429
<i>♪ I grew up an only child
In a suburb of the city ♪</i>

1133
01:03:32,532 --> 01:03:34,949
<i>♪ Spent my days alone my only
Friend was a stray kitty ♪</i>

1134
01:03:35,052 --> 01:03:37,503
<i>- ♪ Called Sardine
- ♪ Sardine</i>

1135
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:40,471
<i>♪ I thought it was hilarious
To call a cat a kind of fish ♪</i>

1136
01:03:40,575 --> 01:03:43,474
<i>♪ She played hard to get
Hissing while
She scratched me ♪</i>

1137
01:03:43,578 --> 01:03:45,683
<i>♪ What she was trying to say
Was "Ogie, come and catch me ♪</i>

1138
01:03:45,787 --> 01:03:48,548
<i>♪ I learned quickly</i>

1139
01:03:48,652 --> 01:03:50,516
<i>♪ That her perseverance
Stood between a cat ♪</i>

1140
01:03:50,619 --> 01:03:52,069
<i>♪ And her New best friend me</i>

1141
01:03:52,173 --> 01:03:56,211
<i>♪ Oh, I'm gonna
Do this right ♪</i>

1142
01:03:56,315 --> 01:03:59,663
<i>♪ Show you I'm not moving</i>

1143
01:03:59,766 --> 01:04:02,183
<i>♪ Wherever you go
I won't be far to follow ♪</i>

1144
01:04:02,286 --> 01:04:07,153
<i>♪ Oh, gonna love you so</i>

1145
01:04:07,257 --> 01:04:11,399
<i>♪ You'll learn what
I already know ♪</i>

1146
01:04:11,502 --> 01:04:12,952
<i>♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1147
01:04:13,056 --> 01:04:15,023
When you say never...

1148
01:04:15,127 --> 01:04:17,854
<i>♪ You can try</i>

1149
01:04:17,957 --> 01:04:21,754
<i>♪ Oh, but I</i>

1150
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,860
I love you means
blah, blah, yip, yap.
Get back to work!

1151
01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:26,379
<i>♪ Oh</i>

1152
01:04:26,483 --> 01:04:29,003
<i>♪ You can try</i>

1153
01:04:29,106 --> 01:04:33,524
<i>♪ Oh, but I</i>

1154
01:04:33,628 --> 01:04:35,733
<i>♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1155
01:04:35,837 --> 01:04:41,981
- [music ends]
- [applause]

1156
01:04:44,190 --> 01:04:47,538
<i>♪ You can try</i>

1157
01:04:47,642 --> 01:04:51,957
<i>♪ Oh, but I</i>

1158
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:55,270
<i>♪ I love you means
You're never ever ever
Getting rid of me ♪</i>

1159
01:04:55,374 --> 01:05:01,380
[applause]

1160
01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:04,970
[inhales]

1161
01:05:05,073 --> 01:05:06,626
[wheezing]

1162
01:05:06,730 --> 01:05:09,250
[coughs]

1163
01:05:09,353 --> 01:05:15,221
[inhales]

1164
01:05:15,325 --> 01:05:21,814
So I'll pick you up
Sunday at seven?

1165
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,885
Maybe?

1166
01:05:23,989 --> 01:05:26,232
Maybe!

1167
01:05:26,336 --> 01:05:28,131
There's a reading
at Rainard Park

1168
01:05:28,234 --> 01:05:30,098
of the Federalist Papers.

1169
01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:32,859
How'd you know about that?

1170
01:05:32,963 --> 01:05:39,625
I played Paul Revere
in 42 Revolutionary War
reenactments.

1171
01:05:39,728 --> 01:05:42,386
40 times technically I was
the standby Revere,

1172
01:05:42,490 --> 01:05:46,425
but two times the Paul was out,
I went on.

1173
01:05:46,528 --> 01:05:48,910
And I played it.

1174
01:05:49,014 --> 01:05:52,120
[laughs] I did, I played it.

1175
01:05:52,224 --> 01:05:54,053
I got injured once, through.
I had a bayonet issue.

1176
01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:57,022
And it was real, real bad

1177
01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:00,680
and I fell off my horse
and my spleen was removed.

1178
01:06:00,784 --> 01:06:03,304
So it's--

1179
01:06:03,407 --> 01:06:07,066
One if by land, two if by sea.

1180
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:11,864
And I, on the opposite shore,
will be.

1181
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:17,732
[both sigh]

1182
01:06:17,835 --> 01:06:24,152
[marching drumbeat]

1183
01:06:25,084 --> 01:06:31,780
[applause]

1184
01:06:35,336 --> 01:06:39,788
The elf and the turtle.

1185
01:06:39,892 --> 01:06:43,068
An epic romance.

1186
01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:45,277
<i>♪ Sugar</i>

1187
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:48,866
It Almost Makes You
Believe Again pie.

1188
01:06:48,970 --> 01:06:51,076
Reach for an ingredient
long forgotten

1189
01:06:51,179 --> 01:06:52,422
in the back of your cupboard.

1190
01:06:52,525 --> 01:06:55,045
Like poppy seeds.

1191
01:06:55,149 --> 01:06:57,289
Something you bought
but forgot you had.

1192
01:06:57,392 --> 01:06:59,498
- Throw in gingersnaps...
- [snaps fingers]

1193
01:06:59,601 --> 01:07:01,396
...and tapioca

1194
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:04,330
till they combine unexpectedly.

1195
01:07:04,434 --> 01:07:07,092
And mix it with all
your questions and concerns.

1196
01:07:07,195 --> 01:07:10,129
- [bell dings]
- Hi. Is Dr. Pomatter there?

1197
01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:12,097
Jenna Hunterson.
I'm his patient.

1198
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,583
- [Cal rings bell]
- Hey.

1199
01:07:15,686 --> 01:07:18,655
Hi, Dr. Pomatter.
Listen, I'm sure it's nothing,

1200
01:07:18,758 --> 01:07:21,934
but you said to call with
any questions or concerns.

1201
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:25,731
This morning, um,
I'm bleeding a little bit.

1202
01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:27,802
No. No. It's very very light.

1203
01:07:27,905 --> 01:07:30,356
Come in to see you?

1204
01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:34,257
Tomorrow morning?
You're open at 7:00 AM?

1205
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,155
Excuse me,
but I've got a short stack
of perfectly round

1206
01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:38,537
meticulously made, once warm,

1207
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,435
buttermilk blueberry pancakes
to take to table six

1208
01:07:40,539 --> 01:07:42,299
because even though I'm pregnant

1209
01:07:42,403 --> 01:07:46,786
I'm working, Dr. Pomfritter!

1210
01:07:46,890 --> 01:07:49,686
Hey, listen, Doc,
while I've got you on the line,
between you and me,

1211
01:07:49,789 --> 01:07:53,172
I have a bit of a gas issue.

1212
01:07:53,276 --> 01:07:55,968
Yeah, I tried that.
Made it worse.

1213
01:07:56,072 --> 01:08:02,492
It cleared the room.

1214
01:08:04,252 --> 01:08:05,874
- [knocks]
- Yes. Yes.

1215
01:08:05,978 --> 01:08:09,637
- Hello? Hi.
- Hi. Hi.

1216
01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:11,294
- Where is everybody?
- No one's here yet.

1217
01:08:11,397 --> 01:08:13,882
I came in a little early
to see you.

1218
01:08:13,986 --> 01:08:18,301
Oh. OKay.

1219
01:08:18,404 --> 01:08:20,372
Oh, here. I brought you

1220
01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,891
some Believe Again
Poppy Seed Pocket pies.

1221
01:08:22,995 --> 01:08:27,241
Oh, my God. Thank you.

1222
01:08:27,344 --> 01:08:31,141
Um, so, you know,
we spoke on the phone

1223
01:08:31,245 --> 01:08:33,350
and you said that
the bleeding was very mild?

1224
01:08:33,454 --> 01:08:35,456
- Yes.
- Has that stopped?

1225
01:08:35,559 --> 01:08:37,216
Yeah. I only saw it
the one time.

1226
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:42,048
Oh, good. You're fine.

1227
01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:45,983
Oh, my God!

1228
01:08:46,087 --> 01:08:46,915
Well, aren't you
going to examine me?

1229
01:08:47,019 --> 01:08:49,711
No. No.

1230
01:08:49,815 --> 01:08:51,817
No need.

1231
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,268
This is unbelievably delicious.

1232
01:08:54,371 --> 01:08:57,029
I mean, delicious is not
even a good enough word

1233
01:08:57,133 --> 01:09:00,136
for what it is.

1234
01:09:00,239 --> 01:09:04,105
What you do with food,
it is unearthly.

1235
01:09:04,209 --> 01:09:07,350
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1236
01:09:07,453 --> 01:09:10,180
Then am I okay?
I mean, there's nothing's
wrong with me?

1237
01:09:10,284 --> 01:09:12,562
Oh, God, no, no, no.
Nothing's wrong with you.

1238
01:09:12,665 --> 01:09:15,323
Look, light spotting
is a perfectly

1239
01:09:15,427 --> 01:09:19,465
normal symptom
in early pregnancy.

1240
01:09:19,569 --> 01:09:23,262
Holy shit.

1241
01:09:23,366 --> 01:09:27,335
Is that everything
you have to say?

1242
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:33,755
- No.
- Well, what?

1243
01:09:38,484 --> 01:09:39,934
Nothing.

1244
01:09:40,037 --> 01:09:41,832
[clears throat]

1245
01:09:41,936 --> 01:09:44,835
You can-- you can go.

1246
01:09:44,939 --> 01:09:47,769
I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna go ahead
and I'm gonna see you

1247
01:09:47,873 --> 01:09:50,738
at your next regularly
scheduled appointment.

1248
01:09:50,841 --> 01:09:52,740
Don't hesitate to call
if you have any--

1249
01:09:52,843 --> 01:09:55,087
- Questions or concerns.
- Any and all.

1250
01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,952
Wait, wait, wait.
Why did you have me come
all the way here

1251
01:09:58,055 --> 01:10:00,886
if spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?

1252
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:04,372
I had to get up early
and take a bus and walk
five blocks

1253
01:10:04,476 --> 01:10:06,236
just to hear that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom?

1254
01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:10,516
I have no response to that.

1255
01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:12,760
What time does this office
normally open, Doctor?

1256
01:10:12,863 --> 01:10:14,486
- 8:30?
- 9:00.

1257
01:10:14,589 --> 01:10:18,869
9:00? You came in here
two hours early

1258
01:10:18,973 --> 01:10:21,044
to tell me that spotting
is a perfectly normal symptom
in early pregnancy?

1259
01:10:21,147 --> 01:10:23,322
It seems that way, yes.

1260
01:10:23,426 --> 01:10:24,979
- Goodbye, Dr. Pomatter.
- Bye, Jenna.

1261
01:10:25,082 --> 01:10:29,777
You know what?

1262
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:32,435
I think you're strange.

1263
01:10:32,538 --> 01:10:34,885
And I'm not sure I want you
to be my doctor anymore.

1264
01:10:34,989 --> 01:10:37,233
- You make me uncomfortable.
- No, Jenna, no. I'm sorry.

1265
01:10:37,336 --> 01:10:38,510
I'm so sorry.
I will not do it anymore.

1266
01:10:38,613 --> 01:10:40,546
Look, whatever it is that I do,

1267
01:10:40,650 --> 01:10:41,961
you should not be uncomfortable
during this time.

1268
01:10:42,065 --> 01:10:43,411
- You're doing it again!
- Wait, what did I do?

1269
01:10:43,515 --> 01:10:44,412
I don't know, you know,
it's the nice guy

1270
01:10:44,516 --> 01:10:45,758
talky thing you do.

1271
01:10:45,862 --> 01:10:49,521
You just-- forget it.

1272
01:10:49,624 --> 01:10:52,834
Jen--

1273
01:10:52,938 --> 01:10:55,596
Uh, Jenna, you forgot your--

1274
01:10:55,699 --> 01:11:01,360
[applause]

1275
01:11:01,464 --> 01:11:03,707
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1276
01:11:03,811 --> 01:11:05,606
- What do you want?
- I want to see you again.

1277
01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:07,263
I want to talk to you
somewhere outside of here.

1278
01:11:07,366 --> 01:11:08,436
Can we have coffee together
or something?

1279
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:09,782
I can't have coffee.

1280
01:11:09,886 --> 01:11:11,508
It's on the bad food list
you gave me.

1281
01:11:11,612 --> 01:11:13,303
What kind of doctor are you?

1282
01:11:13,407 --> 01:11:16,272
[upbeat music]

1283
01:11:16,375 --> 01:11:18,135
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you</i>

1284
01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:20,276
Yeah, no, I totally agree.

1285
01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:24,349
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you</i>

1286
01:11:24,452 --> 01:11:28,214
<i>♪ And I have never known
Anything so true ♪</i>

1287
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:32,357
<i>♪ It's a terrible idea
Me and you ♪</i>

1288
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,531
<i>♪ You have a wife</i>

1289
01:11:34,635 --> 01:11:36,844
<i>♪ And you have a husband</i>

1290
01:11:36,947 --> 01:11:38,984
<i>♪ You're my doctor</i>

1291
01:11:39,087 --> 01:11:41,297
<i>♪ You've got a baby coming</i>

1292
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,749
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you</i>

1293
01:11:45,853 --> 01:11:49,857
<i>♪ Let's just keep kissing
Till we come to ♪</i>

1294
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,722
<i>♪ Heart stop racing,
Let's face it ♪</i>

1295
01:11:52,825 --> 01:11:55,897
<i>♪ Making mistakes Like this</i>

1296
01:11:56,001 --> 01:11:58,244
<i>♪ Will make worse what
Was all ready pretty bad ♪</i>

1297
01:11:58,348 --> 01:12:00,523
<i>♪ Mind stop running</i>

1298
01:12:00,626 --> 01:12:04,216
<i>♪ It's time we just
Let this thing go ♪</i>

1299
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,218
<i>♪ It was a pretty good
Bad idea ♪</i>

1300
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:11,327
<i>♪ Wasn't it, though?</i>

1301
01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:15,331
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you</i>

1302
01:12:15,434 --> 01:12:19,645
<i>♪ It's a bad idea Me and you</i>

1303
01:12:19,749 --> 01:12:26,342
<i>♪ Hold me close
While I think this through ♪</i>

1304
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:31,243
<i>♪ Yeah, it's a very poor idea
Me and you ♪</i>

1305
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,073
<i>♪ Heart stop racing,
Let's face it ♪</i>

1306
01:12:34,177 --> 01:12:37,456
<i>♪ Making mistakes like this</i>

1307
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,493
<i>♪ Will make worse what was
Already pretty bad ♪</i>

1308
01:12:39,596 --> 01:12:41,736
<i>♪ Mind stop running</i>

1309
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:45,395
<i>♪ It's time we just
Let this thing go ♪</i>

1310
01:12:45,499 --> 01:12:47,466
<i>♪ It was a pretty good
Bad idea ♪</i>

1311
01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:51,746
<i>♪ Wasn't it, though?</i>

1312
01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:55,681
<i>♪ I know</i>

1313
01:12:55,785 --> 01:12:59,685
♪ What's right for me

1314
01:12:59,789 --> 01:13:02,999
<i>♪ It's the only thing</i>

1315
01:13:03,102 --> 01:13:07,969
<i>- ♪ I've ever done
- ♪ I've ever done</i>

1316
01:13:08,073 --> 01:13:12,353
<i>♪ What if I never see myself
Ever be ♪</i>

1317
01:13:12,457 --> 01:13:14,976
<i>♪ Anything more than what</i>

1318
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:21,949
<i>♪ I've already become</i>

1319
01:13:22,052 --> 01:13:25,987
<i>♪ I need a bad idea
I need a bad idea ♪</i>

1320
01:13:26,091 --> 01:13:29,819
<i>♪ I need a bad idea
I need a bad idea ♪</i>

1321
01:13:29,922 --> 01:13:34,168
<i>♪ Just one</i>

1322
01:13:34,271 --> 01:13:37,758
<i>♪ Heart keep racing,
Let's make mistakes ♪</i>

1323
01:13:37,861 --> 01:13:40,588
<i>♪ Let us say so what</i>

1324
01:13:40,692 --> 01:13:43,108
<i>♪ And make worse what was
Already pretty bad ♪</i>

1325
01:13:43,211 --> 01:13:45,766
<i>♪ This secret is safe</i>

1326
01:13:45,869 --> 01:13:48,803
<i>♪ No reason To throw it away</i>

1327
01:13:48,907 --> 01:13:51,565
<i>♪ When there's love
To be had ♪</i>

1328
01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:55,431
<i>♪ Hold me tight
As I tell myself ♪</i>

1329
01:13:55,534 --> 01:13:57,640
<i>♪ That you might make sense</i>

1330
01:13:57,743 --> 01:14:00,850
<i>♪ And make good what
Has been just so bad ♪</i>

1331
01:14:00,953 --> 01:14:03,853
<i>♪ Let's see this through</i>

1332
01:14:03,956 --> 01:14:08,892
<i>♪ It's a pretty good
Bad idea ♪</i>

1333
01:14:08,996 --> 01:14:15,105
<i>- ♪ Me and you
- ♪ Me and you</i>

1334
01:14:15,209 --> 01:14:21,560
[applause]

1335
01:14:22,941 --> 01:14:29,188
- [music ends]
- [applause]

1336
01:14:29,948 --> 01:14:36,092
[upbeat music]

1337
01:14:40,199 --> 01:14:42,374
<i>♪ Sugar</i>

1338
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:45,481
<i>♪ Sugar</i>

1339
01:14:45,584 --> 01:14:48,449
I Wanna Play Doctor
With My Gynecologist pie.

1340
01:14:48,553 --> 01:14:51,348
[laughs] Vanilla custard.

1341
01:14:51,452 --> 01:14:54,110
Drizzled with warm
melted caramel.

1342
01:14:54,213 --> 01:14:56,146
And nuts.

1343
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,839
Totally nuts.

1344
01:14:58,942 --> 01:15:03,291
Topped with honey-kissed
whipped cream and banana.

1345
01:15:03,395 --> 01:15:06,087
Hold the banana.

1346
01:15:06,191 --> 01:15:08,089
- Wake the hell up!
- [alarm bell rings]

1347
01:15:08,193 --> 01:15:09,953
I Can't Have An Affair
Because It's Wrong

1348
01:15:10,057 --> 01:15:11,955
and I Don't Want Earl
to Kill Me pie.

1349
01:15:12,059 --> 01:15:14,130
Add cold water
to chocolate stirrups.

1350
01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:15,925
I mean syrup.

1351
01:15:16,028 --> 01:15:18,790
Pour into a truly flakey crust.

1352
01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:21,137
Don't over bake,
could explode at any minute.

1353
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,795
[tray crashes]

1354
01:15:23,898 --> 01:15:26,970
Oh, my God!
I didn't see anything.

1355
01:15:27,074 --> 01:15:29,317
I just need to find a place
to throw up.

1356
01:15:29,421 --> 01:15:31,561
Look, Jenna, it just happened.

1357
01:15:31,665 --> 01:15:34,806
Cal? Cal?

1358
01:15:34,909 --> 01:15:37,981
Well, he's got such
nice strong hands.

1359
01:15:38,085 --> 01:15:39,880
All right, I wasn't looking
for it, it was an accident.

1360
01:15:39,983 --> 01:15:42,399
An affair is not an accident.

1361
01:15:42,503 --> 01:15:45,713
Dropping a tray is an accident.

1362
01:15:45,817 --> 01:15:48,129
Cal didn't just trip
into your va-jay-jay.

1363
01:15:48,233 --> 01:15:53,790
What?

1364
01:16:22,198 --> 01:16:26,616
[applause]

1365
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:29,515
Look, I'm just having me
a little adventure

1366
01:16:29,619 --> 01:16:32,208
after years and years
of lots of nothing.

1367
01:16:32,311 --> 01:16:34,417
It was getting so quiet down
there you could hear an echo.

1368
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,178
What about your husband?

1369
01:16:37,282 --> 01:16:39,664
My husband wears Pampers,
curses constantly,

1370
01:16:39,767 --> 01:16:41,597
and sleeps in a separate room.

1371
01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,184
Well, why don't you
just leave him, Becky?

1372
01:16:43,288 --> 01:16:45,946
Because I love him.
I wouldn't leave him

1373
01:16:46,049 --> 01:16:47,672
just 'cause I have to change
his diaper three times a day.

1374
01:16:47,775 --> 01:16:49,605
What kind of person
would do that?

1375
01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:51,572
Well, what kind of person
has an affair with Cal

1376
01:16:51,676 --> 01:16:53,332
who's married to Ethel?

1377
01:16:53,436 --> 01:16:55,783
Well, Cal thinks she's gay.

1378
01:16:55,887 --> 01:16:58,234
Look, they ain't slept
together in 15 years.

1379
01:16:58,337 --> 01:17:01,030
Most married couples haven't
slept together in 15 years.

1380
01:17:01,133 --> 01:17:07,415
But we know Ethel
and she's not...

1381
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,524
- She could be.
- Mm-hmm.

1382
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:15,458
But if he thinks she's gay,
why don't they just divorce?

1383
01:17:15,561 --> 01:17:17,874
Because he loves her.
What kind of man

1384
01:17:17,978 --> 01:17:20,981
would leave his wife
just 'cause she's gay?

1385
01:17:21,084 --> 01:17:23,673
- She--
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1386
01:17:23,777 --> 01:17:27,159
Now you're supposed to be
my friend, not Ethel's.

1387
01:17:27,263 --> 01:17:30,715
And I didn't say nothing
about your early morning
visit to the doc

1388
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,890
when you came back
with your dress on inside out

1389
01:17:33,994 --> 01:17:38,481
'cause you were too busy
putting the pap back in smear.

1390
01:17:38,584 --> 01:17:40,656
Okay, that was one time

1391
01:17:40,759 --> 01:17:43,072
and I was not in my right mind.

1392
01:17:43,175 --> 01:17:47,317
- I put the lid on it.
- Of course you did.

1393
01:17:47,421 --> 01:17:48,905
What's that supposed to mean.

1394
01:17:49,009 --> 01:17:51,011
Just go back
to your pantry, Jenna.

1395
01:17:51,114 --> 01:17:56,188
Bake yourself another
Bury The Bullshit pie.

1396
01:17:56,292 --> 01:17:58,397
Well, you got me
all figured out, don't you?

1397
01:17:58,501 --> 01:18:00,848
You got everything
all figured out.

1398
01:18:00,952 --> 01:18:03,264
It's the world
according to Becky.

1399
01:18:03,368 --> 01:18:07,648
<i>♪ Go ahead,
Throw your rocks at me ♪</i>

1400
01:18:07,752 --> 01:18:11,790
<i>♪ From your little glass
house And then take off running
♪</i>

1401
01:18:11,894 --> 01:18:15,276
<i>♪ You're no better than me</i>

1402
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:19,936
<i>♪ We've both made mistakes,
Haven't we? ♪</i>

1403
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,768
<i>♪ I won't undo
What I'm doing ♪</i>

1404
01:18:23,871 --> 01:18:27,979
<i>♪ To sit in judgment
Of what makes us human ♪</i>

1405
01:18:28,082 --> 01:18:31,707
<i>♪ I don't claim
To be proud but ♪</i>

1406
01:18:31,810 --> 01:18:35,400
<i>♪ My head won't be hung
In shame ♪</i>

1407
01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:38,644
<i>♪ I didn't plan it
But the light turned red ♪</i>

1408
01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:41,095
<i>♪ And I ran it</i>

1409
01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:45,755
<i>♪ And I'm still standing</i>

1410
01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:50,277
<i>♪ It's not what I wanted But
now that it's right here ♪</i>

1411
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:53,176
<i>♪ I understand it</i>

1412
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,870
<i>♪ A story written
By my own hand ♪</i>

1413
01:18:56,973 --> 01:19:02,289
<i>♪ It's life biting
Right at your heels ♪</i>

1414
01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:05,085
<i>♪ I didn't plan it</i>

1415
01:19:05,188 --> 01:19:10,538
<i>♪ But it's finally
Something to feel ♪</i>

1416
01:19:10,642 --> 01:19:11,919
Becky, I can't go there.

1417
01:19:12,023 --> 01:19:15,267
Honey, we're already there.

1418
01:19:15,371 --> 01:19:19,893
<i>♪ Look around you
Ain't no saints here, baby ♪</i>

1419
01:19:19,996 --> 01:19:24,173
<i>♪ We're all just looking
For a little less crazy ♪</i>

1420
01:19:24,276 --> 01:19:27,348
<i>♪ And sometimes
It's a hard left turn ♪</i>

1421
01:19:27,452 --> 01:19:30,420
<i>♪ Down a road you never
Thought you'd see ♪</i>

1422
01:19:30,524 --> 01:19:33,251
<i>♪ I didn't plan it</i>

1423
01:19:33,354 --> 01:19:36,461
<i>♪ Taking back what's been
Taken for granted ♪</i>

1424
01:19:36,564 --> 01:19:41,811
<i>♪ And I can't stand it</i>

1425
01:19:41,915 --> 01:19:45,746
<i>♪ I'm sick of the way I've
been Waiting to break free ♪</i>

1426
01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:49,370
<i>♪ I needed saving</i>

1427
01:19:49,474 --> 01:19:53,650
<i>♪ And a good mistake
Needed making ♪</i>

1428
01:19:53,754 --> 01:19:56,722
<i>♪ Maybe you need
The same thing ♪</i>

1429
01:19:56,826 --> 01:19:59,760
<i>♪ Oh, something to feel</i>

1430
01:19:59,864 --> 01:20:03,384
<i>♪ To race through your blood
And remind you you're here ♪</i>

1431
01:20:03,488 --> 01:20:07,250
<i>♪ To open your eyes
And look around ♪</i>

1432
01:20:07,354 --> 01:20:10,771
<i>♪ And see the sky
When you're underground ♪</i>

1433
01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,635
<i>♪ I didn't plan it</i>

1434
01:20:12,738 --> 01:20:15,327
<i>♪ But that's life</i>

1435
01:20:15,431 --> 01:20:18,330
<i>♪ And I'm finally
Feeling alive ♪</i>

1436
01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,470
<i>♪ It's not right</i>

1437
01:20:20,574 --> 01:20:22,783
<i>♪ But it's mine</i>

1438
01:20:22,887 --> 01:20:26,683
<i>♪ And it's finally</i>

1439
01:20:26,787 --> 01:20:35,831
<i>♪ Something to feel</i>

1440
01:20:35,934 --> 01:20:42,320
[applause]

1441
01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:48,947
[upbeat music]

1442
01:21:07,414 --> 01:21:10,313
- Hello, Mrs. Hunterson.
- Hello, Doctor Pomatter.

1443
01:21:10,417 --> 01:21:12,143
- How have you been feeling?
- Fine.

1444
01:21:12,246 --> 01:21:14,628
Oh, how nice, you brought a pie.

1445
01:21:14,731 --> 01:21:17,596
What kind is it?

1446
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:21,566
A Little Wild, Wild Berry pie.

1447
01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:24,155
- Oh, well, thank you.
- No, thank you. Thank you,
Nurse Norma.

1448
01:21:24,258 --> 01:21:26,398
I'm gonna take
Mrs. Hunterson's blood.

1449
01:21:26,502 --> 01:21:29,850
I need you to go
and reweigh Mrs. Morrissey.

1450
01:21:29,954 --> 01:21:32,473
- But I already did that.
- Can you please? Please!

1451
01:21:32,577 --> 01:21:35,028
It's important.
It's like it's crucial.

1452
01:21:35,131 --> 01:21:38,100
She's coming, Mrs. Morrisey!
Don't worry!

1453
01:21:38,203 --> 01:21:40,205
I don't know what the hell
this man talking about.

1454
01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:45,555
Ain't nothing
but a country club doctor.

1455
01:21:45,659 --> 01:21:48,006
- Don't do that again.
- What? Bring a pie?

1456
01:21:48,110 --> 01:21:49,974
No, not that.
Of course not that.

1457
01:21:50,077 --> 01:21:52,045
I meant go away for a full
month and not call me.

1458
01:21:52,148 --> 01:21:53,391
Well, I didn't have
any questions or concerns.

1459
01:21:53,494 --> 01:21:55,738
Well, don't do that.

1460
01:21:55,841 --> 01:21:57,636
This is craziness, Dr. Pomatter.

1461
01:21:57,740 --> 01:21:58,775
Can you please call me Jim?

1462
01:21:58,879 --> 01:22:02,607
No!

1463
01:22:02,710 --> 01:22:07,957
I won't.

1464
01:22:08,061 --> 01:22:10,442
Okay. Don't.

1465
01:22:10,546 --> 01:22:12,444
You know?

1466
01:22:12,548 --> 01:22:14,826
Dr. Pomatter is fine.

1467
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:17,173
I guess we're just officially
forgetting

1468
01:22:17,277 --> 01:22:21,971
everything that happened
between us then.

1469
01:22:22,075 --> 01:22:26,803
Yes. We officially are.

1470
01:22:26,907 --> 01:22:29,461
Jenna, I got to
apologize for it.

1471
01:22:29,565 --> 01:22:31,843
No, no, no, no.
I almost called you
just to apologize.

1472
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:33,810
I just want you to know that
it's never gonna happen again.

1473
01:22:33,914 --> 01:22:35,502
All right? From now on
our relationship,

1474
01:22:35,605 --> 01:22:39,747
it's a strictly medical,
professional one.

1475
01:22:39,851 --> 01:22:43,786
Jenna, no!

1476
01:22:43,889 --> 01:22:46,858
Not with the door open.

1477
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:52,588
Oh!

1478
01:22:59,146 --> 01:23:06,843
[applause]

1479
01:23:06,947 --> 01:23:11,814
Mrs. Morrissey still weigh
142 pounds.

1480
01:23:11,917 --> 01:23:13,229
Thank you, Nurse Norma.
Mrs. Hunterson, are you
still taking

1481
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:15,128
your pre-natal vitamins
every day?

1482
01:23:15,231 --> 01:23:16,888
- Oh, faithfully.
- Faithfully, my ass.

1483
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:22,618
[applause]

1484
01:23:22,721 --> 01:23:24,620
Well, good. I'd like you
to come back again tomorrow.

1485
01:23:24,723 --> 01:23:27,174
- Tomorrow?
- Yes. Are we on
the same page now?

1486
01:23:27,278 --> 01:23:29,521
- We're on the same page.
- We're all on the same page.

1487
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:31,351
[upbeat music]

1488
01:23:31,454 --> 01:23:33,249
<i>♪ Hearts keep racing</i>

1489
01:23:33,353 --> 01:23:35,907
<i>♪ There is no mistaking</i>

1490
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,496
<i>♪ We can't come back
From this ♪</i>

1491
01:23:38,599 --> 01:23:40,774
<i>♪ Good 'cause I want more
Of what I had ♪</i>

1492
01:23:40,877 --> 01:23:43,639
<i>- ♪ It feels so good to
- ♪ Feels so good</i>

1493
01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:46,435
<i>♪ To be bad To be bad</i>

1494
01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:49,472
[moans]

1495
01:23:49,576 --> 01:23:51,026
I'm very pleased with
your progress, Mrs. Hunterson.

1496
01:23:51,129 --> 01:23:52,751
Thank you, Doctor.

1497
01:23:52,855 --> 01:23:59,758
[music continues]

1498
01:23:59,862 --> 01:24:01,553
Pineapple Upside Down pie.

1499
01:24:01,657 --> 01:24:07,663
[music continues]

1500
01:24:11,529 --> 01:24:14,152
Your hormone levels are rising
beautifully, Mrs. Hunterson.

1501
01:24:14,256 --> 01:24:20,193
[music continues]

1502
01:24:22,402 --> 01:24:26,578
In the Dark Dark Chocolate pie.

1503
01:24:26,682 --> 01:24:32,791
[music continues]

1504
01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:46,805
[applause]

1505
01:24:46,909 --> 01:24:51,776
<i>♪ Take this bad idea
And walk this wire ♪</i>

1506
01:24:51,879 --> 01:24:56,160
<i>♪ Throw your spark
Into oil and fire ♪</i>

1507
01:24:56,263 --> 01:25:00,164
<i>♪ Chance won't come
Every single day ♪</i>

1508
01:25:00,267 --> 01:25:04,547
<i>♪ So don't throw it away
Don't throw it away ♪</i>

1509
01:25:04,651 --> 01:25:08,310
<i>♪ We might burn,
But we might get saved ♪</i>

1510
01:25:08,413 --> 01:25:12,659
<i>♪ I don't feel much fire
At all these days ♪</i>

1511
01:25:12,762 --> 01:25:14,833
<i>♪ Feels so good to</i>

1512
01:25:14,937 --> 01:25:20,943
<i>♪ Feels so good To be bad</i>

1513
01:25:21,046 --> 01:25:23,911
The British are coming!

1514
01:25:24,015 --> 01:25:25,258
- [music ends]
- [applause]

1515
01:25:25,361 --> 01:25:31,885
[music continues]

1516
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:44,242
[bell rings]

1517
01:25:44,346 --> 01:25:46,658
Heya, Joe. How are you today?

1518
01:25:46,762 --> 01:25:49,247
Same bastard
as yesterday, Jenna.

1519
01:25:49,351 --> 01:25:52,181
The question is how are you?

1520
01:25:52,285 --> 01:25:54,252
Same train wreck.

1521
01:25:54,356 --> 01:25:56,530
And how's the charming husband?

1522
01:25:56,634 --> 01:25:58,843
- Charming as ever.
- Right.

1523
01:25:58,946 --> 01:26:03,261
And the lipstick smudger?

1524
01:26:03,365 --> 01:26:05,539
- What?
- Oh, you know,

1525
01:26:05,643 --> 01:26:09,198
the dog on the side? The affair.

1526
01:26:09,302 --> 01:26:11,511
Okay, I'm--

1527
01:26:11,614 --> 01:26:14,272
I'm not having
an "affair" affair.

1528
01:26:14,376 --> 01:26:16,826
- It's just a--
- An affair.

1529
01:26:16,930 --> 01:26:19,622
Your lipstick's all smudged

1530
01:26:19,726 --> 01:26:23,212
like someone gave you
a good one.

1531
01:26:23,316 --> 01:26:25,594
When you're done wiping away
your indiscretions,

1532
01:26:25,697 --> 01:26:27,734
- you wanna hear your horoscope?
- No.

1533
01:26:27,837 --> 01:26:32,842
"Aquarius. Even if you have
a miserable snake husband,

1534
01:26:32,946 --> 01:26:36,432
you probably shouldn't
be having no affair,

1535
01:26:36,536 --> 01:26:38,607
'cause it's beneath you

1536
01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:41,196
and could make you seem
like a common...

1537
01:26:41,299 --> 01:26:43,646
hussy.

1538
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:46,373
Not to mention the pain
you could cause

1539
01:26:46,477 --> 01:26:49,618
to other people."

1540
01:26:49,721 --> 01:26:52,310
This afternoon
I will have the Singing
Tuney Fish Casserole,

1541
01:26:52,414 --> 01:26:54,830
no pickle on the plate.

1542
01:26:54,933 --> 01:26:58,799
Well-done Frenchie fries.
On their own plate.

1543
01:26:58,903 --> 01:27:03,459
And Jenna's
Devil's Food Oasis pie.

1544
01:27:03,563 --> 01:27:06,738
That's the one you should bake
for that contest

1545
01:27:06,842 --> 01:27:09,224
so you can win that money

1546
01:27:09,327 --> 01:27:11,881
and leave your husband
fair and square

1547
01:27:11,985 --> 01:27:17,784
and smudge your lipstick
with whomever the hell you want.

1548
01:27:17,887 --> 01:27:20,718
Joe you really think that pie
is good enough to win?

1549
01:27:20,821 --> 01:27:25,136
Oh, that pie
is a thing of beauty.

1550
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:29,278
How each flavor
opens itself, one by one,

1551
01:27:29,382 --> 01:27:31,522
- like a chapter in a book.
- [bell rings]

1552
01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:34,663
First you get flooded
with chocolate,

1553
01:27:34,766 --> 01:27:38,322
dark and bittersweet
like an old flame.

1554
01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:41,601
And then strawberry,

1555
01:27:41,704 --> 01:27:45,812
the way strawberry
was always supposed to taste

1556
01:27:45,915 --> 01:27:50,299
but never knew how.

1557
01:27:50,403 --> 01:27:53,509
In fact, you know what?
Forget all the other stuff
I ordered.

1558
01:27:53,613 --> 01:27:57,996
Just bring me the damn pie.
What are you waiting for?

1559
01:27:58,100 --> 01:28:01,276
I don't believe for one second

1560
01:28:01,379 --> 01:28:04,555
that you're as mean as you play.

1561
01:28:04,658 --> 01:28:07,178
You tip me better than anyone.

1562
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:10,077
If you're noticing I'm having
a hard time walking today,

1563
01:28:10,181 --> 01:28:11,631
Keep it between us.

1564
01:28:11,734 --> 01:28:14,150
[laughs]

1565
01:28:14,254 --> 01:28:15,462
This is really heating up.

1566
01:28:15,566 --> 01:28:17,844
He is so passionate.

1567
01:28:17,947 --> 01:28:19,397
You wouldn't know
it to look at him,

1568
01:28:19,501 --> 01:28:23,194
but he is a sexual dynamo.

1569
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,886
No, you wouldn't know it.

1570
01:28:25,990 --> 01:28:29,890
Well, he's amorous
yet clean and well organized.

1571
01:28:29,994 --> 01:28:32,514
And when he recites
his spontaneous poetry,

1572
01:28:32,617 --> 01:28:34,930
well... [snort laughs]

1573
01:28:35,033 --> 01:28:36,380
I'm multi-orgasmic.

1574
01:28:36,483 --> 01:28:40,280
I had no idea!

1575
01:28:40,384 --> 01:28:42,351
No, I didn't either
and believe me

1576
01:28:42,455 --> 01:28:44,249
it's something I did not need
to know.

1577
01:28:44,353 --> 01:28:46,804
Order up.

1578
01:28:46,907 --> 01:28:49,772
Perhaps you could take
some pointers, Cal.

1579
01:28:49,876 --> 01:28:51,981
Perhaps you
could take this slice

1580
01:28:52,085 --> 01:28:56,572
of Twisted Kentucky Pecan
pie to table five.

1581
01:28:56,676 --> 01:29:00,300
I didn't realize
it was hot and ready.

1582
01:29:00,404 --> 01:29:05,132
Girl, it's been hot all morning.

1583
01:29:05,236 --> 01:29:10,828
[intense guitar riff]

1584
01:29:10,931 --> 01:29:13,244
Hey, buddy.

1585
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:15,557
I'm waiting on Dawn.

1586
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,904
She's meeting my mother tonight.

1587
01:29:18,007 --> 01:29:21,701
I'm taking them to Stanton
Grove for the steak dinner.

1588
01:29:21,804 --> 01:29:24,117
It's getting serious.
Real, real serious.

1589
01:29:24,220 --> 01:29:26,119
Come on man, you got this.

1590
01:29:26,222 --> 01:29:27,741
- Ooh.
- Hey.

1591
01:29:27,845 --> 01:29:29,674
Breathe.

1592
01:29:29,778 --> 01:29:31,711
[inhales]

1593
01:29:31,814 --> 01:29:33,091
Dawn Pinkett!

1594
01:29:33,195 --> 01:29:35,300
Ogie?

1595
01:29:35,404 --> 01:29:37,268
Every day I think of you,

1596
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:40,789
I think yes.

1597
01:29:40,892 --> 01:29:42,929
Oh, he's making me a poem
right here.

1598
01:29:43,032 --> 01:29:47,623
We hold these truths
to be self-evident.

1599
01:29:47,727 --> 01:29:51,420
Yes. I am more
than he who audits.

1600
01:29:51,524 --> 01:29:54,734
I am poetry and sex

1601
01:29:54,837 --> 01:29:56,114
and I'm living a dream. Love.

1602
01:29:56,218 --> 01:30:00,015
Yes. Uh...

1603
01:30:00,118 --> 01:30:02,293
uh-huh. Yes.

1604
01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:04,502
Oh, my God.

1605
01:30:04,606 --> 01:30:07,022
Will you bus my tables
so I can...

1606
01:30:07,125 --> 01:30:11,406
[both] Yes!

1607
01:30:11,509 --> 01:30:15,099
Oh, thank you. You know, Jenna,
I must admit

1608
01:30:15,202 --> 01:30:19,793
I don't really feel
I understood the Declaration
of Independence until now.

1609
01:30:19,897 --> 01:30:23,141
Life, liberty...

1610
01:30:23,245 --> 01:30:26,351
And the Pursuit
of Happiness pie.

1611
01:30:26,455 --> 01:30:29,009
<i>♪ Sugar</i>

1612
01:30:29,113 --> 01:30:31,771
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour</i>

1613
01:30:31,874 --> 01:30:34,394
Meld warm
Golden Delicious apples

1614
01:30:34,498 --> 01:30:38,536
with free flowing brown sugar.

1615
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:41,988
Mix with cinnamon and allspice.

1616
01:30:42,091 --> 01:30:46,233
Fold in cocoa chiffon...

1617
01:30:46,337 --> 01:30:49,892
until they merge
together perfectly.

1618
01:30:49,996 --> 01:30:52,308
Top with peaks of everlasting
Chantilly cream.

1619
01:30:52,412 --> 01:30:54,483
- Missus...
- Hunterson?

1620
01:30:54,587 --> 01:30:55,864
And dust gently
with powdered sugar.

1621
01:30:55,967 --> 01:30:57,659
Mrs. Hunterson?

1622
01:30:57,762 --> 01:30:59,039
And garnish with rose petals.

1623
01:30:59,143 --> 01:31:01,766
Mrs. Hunterson!

1624
01:31:01,870 --> 01:31:04,631
Doctor Pomatter and his wife

1625
01:31:04,735 --> 01:31:09,429
had to fly back east
for a funeral this morning.

1626
01:31:09,533 --> 01:31:12,087
Oh, he flew back east
with his wife?

1627
01:31:12,190 --> 01:31:14,917
Yes.

1628
01:31:15,021 --> 01:31:17,679
So guess who's gonna examine
your cha-cha today?

1629
01:31:17,782 --> 01:31:19,404
Me.

1630
01:31:19,508 --> 01:31:25,238
[laughs]

1631
01:31:25,341 --> 01:31:31,278
I'm just kidding.

1632
01:31:32,556 --> 01:31:34,627
You look like shit, girl.

1633
01:31:34,730 --> 01:31:37,250
You feeling okay?

1634
01:31:37,353 --> 01:31:41,357
Yeah. I'm fine. I'm just--
you know, the baby.

1635
01:31:41,461 --> 01:31:44,084
Of course.

1636
01:31:44,188 --> 01:31:47,571
How's it working out
with Doctor Pomatter?

1637
01:31:47,674 --> 01:31:50,297
Oh, he's very professional.

1638
01:31:50,401 --> 01:31:52,714
Isn't he?

1639
01:31:52,817 --> 01:31:58,271
Such a lovely bedside manner.

1640
01:31:58,374 --> 01:32:01,861
Is that pie for me?

1641
01:32:01,964 --> 01:32:05,278
- I guess.
- Looks so yummy.

1642
01:32:05,381 --> 01:32:09,524
What kind is it?

1643
01:32:09,627 --> 01:32:15,219
The Pursuit of Happiness pie.

1644
01:32:15,322 --> 01:32:21,605
We could all use
a slice of that.

1645
01:32:26,092 --> 01:32:28,266
Ah.

1646
01:32:28,370 --> 01:32:33,651
Heartbeat strong and steady.

1647
01:32:33,755 --> 01:32:37,344
Here, take a listen.

1648
01:32:37,448 --> 01:32:43,627
[heart beating]

1649
01:32:58,158 --> 01:33:00,505
Dear baby...

1650
01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:06,063
[soft piano music]

1651
01:33:06,166 --> 01:33:12,310
Let me begin
by saying I'm sorry.

1652
01:33:12,414 --> 01:33:14,623
Don't take it personally, baby,

1653
01:33:14,727 --> 01:33:16,798
if I don't seem like
all the other mamas

1654
01:33:16,901 --> 01:33:22,286
jumping all over
themselves with joy.

1655
01:33:22,389 --> 01:33:27,567
I wish I could feel excitement
that you're with me now.

1656
01:33:27,671 --> 01:33:33,159
Or faith
that I'd be a good mama.

1657
01:33:33,262 --> 01:33:35,230
Even if my life is a mess.

1658
01:33:35,333 --> 01:33:38,267
And the world, as I see it,

1659
01:33:38,371 --> 01:33:44,549
isn't so pretty
like they'd have you believe
in that baby book.

1660
01:33:45,171 --> 01:33:50,832
I frankly don't know what
I've got to give you, baby.

1661
01:33:50,935 --> 01:33:52,557
What if I don't win that contest

1662
01:33:52,661 --> 01:33:55,733
and don't have no money

1663
01:33:55,837 --> 01:33:59,668
and I can't leave Earl?

1664
01:33:59,772 --> 01:34:05,536
What the hell am I gonna
do with you then?

1665
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:08,953
Some days I think I should
just give you

1666
01:34:09,057 --> 01:34:14,579
to a nice family who could
give you what I can't.

1667
01:34:14,683 --> 01:34:20,240
I wish I could just run away.

1668
01:34:21,414 --> 01:34:25,314
What kind of mama is that?

1669
01:34:25,418 --> 01:34:28,076
[Jim] Jenna.

1670
01:34:28,179 --> 01:34:30,665
What are you doing here?
You can't just come here.

1671
01:34:30,768 --> 01:34:34,220
I had to see you.
It's been weeks.

1672
01:34:34,323 --> 01:34:36,671
I can't take this
not knowing how you are.

1673
01:34:36,774 --> 01:34:39,328
- Dr. Pomatter,
we have to end this.
- Why?

1674
01:34:39,432 --> 01:34:41,676
Because I've been thinking a lot

1675
01:34:41,779 --> 01:34:44,092
while you were away
with your wife

1676
01:34:44,195 --> 01:34:47,371
and I can't live with myself.

1677
01:34:47,474 --> 01:34:49,097
But, Jenna, I'm not gonna
have a conversation about
how crazy this is,

1678
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:51,513
about how bad my judgment is,

1679
01:34:51,616 --> 01:34:52,790
about how sorry I am.
I'd be lying.

1680
01:34:52,894 --> 01:34:55,379
Don't say anything else.

1681
01:34:55,482 --> 01:35:02,179
Don't talk me out of it.
Just go.

1682
01:35:09,876 --> 01:35:17,677
I don't know how to do this.

1683
01:35:18,057 --> 01:35:24,028
I haven't felt
anything like this.

1684
01:35:24,235 --> 01:35:32,381
I haven't felt
in a very long time.

1685
01:35:32,485 --> 01:35:38,146
Neither have I.

1686
01:35:38,318 --> 01:35:43,910
So what now?

1687
01:35:44,014 --> 01:35:48,570
Maybe you can teach me
how to make a pie.

1688
01:35:48,673 --> 01:35:52,781
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.

1689
01:35:52,885 --> 01:35:54,541
Okay. Sure, I could do that.

1690
01:35:54,645 --> 01:35:55,680
Okay, I brought you something.

1691
01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:57,752
It's a--

1692
01:35:57,855 --> 01:36:00,651
it's a present.

1693
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,204
- For me?
- Yeah. For you.

1694
01:36:02,308 --> 01:36:08,107
Open it.

1695
01:36:08,210 --> 01:36:10,074
Oh, my God.

1696
01:36:10,178 --> 01:36:16,253
I had your name
engraved on the back.

1697
01:36:16,356 --> 01:36:19,187
Oh, wow.

1698
01:36:19,290 --> 01:36:21,396
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

1699
01:36:21,499 --> 01:36:24,226
It's deep dish.

1700
01:36:24,330 --> 01:36:27,643
Non-stick.

1701
01:36:27,747 --> 01:36:31,268
Thank you.

1702
01:36:31,371 --> 01:36:33,339
I have some gorgeous
blackberries.

1703
01:36:33,442 --> 01:36:36,100
- I love blackberries.
I love them.
- Okay.

1704
01:36:36,204 --> 01:36:38,344
Okay, we're gonna make one

1705
01:36:38,447 --> 01:36:40,691
my mama used to call

1706
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:42,866
Lonely Chicago pie.

1707
01:36:42,969 --> 01:36:44,868
- Mm-hmm.
- [chuckles]

1708
01:36:44,971 --> 01:36:48,009
She had hundreds
of different kinds

1709
01:36:48,112 --> 01:36:50,908
and they all had
real strange names.

1710
01:36:51,012 --> 01:36:54,291
Like mama, like daughter.

1711
01:36:54,394 --> 01:36:56,396
[soft music]

1712
01:36:56,500 --> 01:37:00,435
Yeah.

1713
01:37:00,538 --> 01:37:03,438
She had...

1714
01:37:03,541 --> 01:37:08,029
such dreams for me.

1715
01:37:08,132 --> 01:37:13,551
She'd be so sad to see
how my life turned out.

1716
01:37:13,655 --> 01:37:15,174
Maybe I'm talking too much.

1717
01:37:15,277 --> 01:37:20,973
No.

1718
01:37:21,076 --> 01:37:23,768
Mama used to keep me
in the kitchen when

1719
01:37:23,872 --> 01:37:26,288
Daddy was in one of his moods.

1720
01:37:26,392 --> 01:37:31,328
And she'd teach me
everything about baking.

1721
01:37:31,431 --> 01:37:35,125
We'd sing
this little song together.

1722
01:37:35,228 --> 01:37:37,541
<i>♪ Let's make a new one, Mama</i>

1723
01:37:37,644 --> 01:37:40,924
<i>♪ What do you say?</i>

1724
01:37:41,027 --> 01:37:45,480
<i>♪ I love it when you let me
Pick out the name ♪</i>

1725
01:37:45,583 --> 01:37:48,069
<i>♪ Sugar</i>

1726
01:37:48,172 --> 01:37:51,037
<i>♪ And butter</i>

1727
01:37:51,141 --> 01:37:54,627
<i>♪ And flour</i>

1728
01:37:54,730 --> 01:38:00,529
<i>♪ And mother</i>

1729
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,531
What the hell
are you doing here?

1730
01:38:02,635 --> 01:38:03,947
I'm learning how to make
Lonely Chicago pie.

1731
01:38:04,050 --> 01:38:07,122
No, I mean here.

1732
01:38:07,226 --> 01:38:13,680
Living in this town.

1733
01:38:14,612 --> 01:38:19,997
My wife is--

1734
01:38:20,101 --> 01:38:22,413
she's doing her residency.
We came here because of her.

1735
01:38:22,517 --> 01:38:25,037
Are you happy with her?
No, don't--

1736
01:38:25,140 --> 01:38:26,521
don't answer that.

1737
01:38:26,624 --> 01:38:29,869
I--

1738
01:38:29,973 --> 01:38:36,358
I'm not used to happy.
I tend to be neurotic.

1739
01:38:36,496 --> 01:38:38,257
You calm me down.

1740
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:40,604
[soft music]

1741
01:38:40,707 --> 01:38:43,883
You make me feel...

1742
01:38:43,987 --> 01:38:48,577
peaceful and even needed.

1743
01:38:48,681 --> 01:38:51,063
You are so beautiful.

1744
01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:53,375
I don't know who
you're talking about.

1745
01:38:53,479 --> 01:38:56,240
<i>♪ I could find
The whole meaning of life ♪</i>

1746
01:38:56,344 --> 01:39:00,624
<i>♪ In those sad eyes</i>

1747
01:39:00,727 --> 01:39:03,903
<i>♪ They've seen things
That you never quite say ♪</i>

1748
01:39:04,007 --> 01:39:07,424
<i>♪ But I hear</i>

1749
01:39:07,527 --> 01:39:13,257
<i>♪ Come out of hiding
I'm right here beside you ♪</i>

1750
01:39:13,361 --> 01:39:16,191
<i>♪ And I'll stay there</i>

1751
01:39:16,295 --> 01:39:20,713
<i>♪ As long as you'll let me</i>

1752
01:39:20,816 --> 01:39:22,887
<i>♪ Because you</i>

1753
01:39:22,991 --> 01:39:27,927
<i>♪ Matter to me</i>

1754
01:39:28,031 --> 01:39:30,412
<i>♪ Simple and plain</i>

1755
01:39:30,516 --> 01:39:35,210
<i>♪ And not much to ask
From somebody ♪</i>

1756
01:39:35,314 --> 01:39:40,940
<i>♪ You matter to me</i>

1757
01:39:41,044 --> 01:39:43,874
<i>♪ I promise you do</i>

1758
01:39:43,978 --> 01:39:48,499
<i>♪ You matter, too</i>

1759
01:39:48,603 --> 01:39:50,950
<i>♪ I promise you do</i>

1760
01:39:51,054 --> 01:39:57,819
<i>♪ You'll see</i>

1761
01:39:57,922 --> 01:40:01,581
<i>♪ You matter to me</i>

1762
01:40:01,685 --> 01:40:06,931
<i>♪ It's addictive the minute
You let yourself think ♪</i>

1763
01:40:07,035 --> 01:40:09,865
<i>♪ The things that I say</i>

1764
01:40:09,969 --> 01:40:14,594
<i>♪ Just might matter
To someone ♪</i>

1765
01:40:14,698 --> 01:40:17,701
<i>♪ All of this time
I've been keeping my mind ♪</i>

1766
01:40:17,804 --> 01:40:20,359
<i>♪ On the running away</i>

1767
01:40:20,462 --> 01:40:23,293
<i>♪ And for the first time</i>

1768
01:40:23,396 --> 01:40:30,783
<i>♪ I think
I'd consider the stay ♪</i>

1769
01:40:35,167 --> 01:40:39,447
Dear, baby.

1770
01:40:39,550 --> 01:40:41,966
I hope someday
somebody wants to hold you

1771
01:40:42,070 --> 01:40:45,694
for 20 minutes straight.

1772
01:40:45,798 --> 01:40:47,731
They don't pull away,

1773
01:40:47,834 --> 01:40:49,664
they don't look at your face,

1774
01:40:49,767 --> 01:40:53,323
they don't try to kiss you.

1775
01:40:53,426 --> 01:40:55,842
All they do is wrap you up
in their arms

1776
01:40:55,946 --> 01:40:59,812
and hold on tight without
an ounce of selfishness to it.

1777
01:40:59,915 --> 01:41:02,228
I hope you
become addicted, baby.

1778
01:41:02,332 --> 01:41:05,335
I hope you become addicted
to saying things

1779
01:41:05,438 --> 01:41:10,167
and having them
matter to someone.

1780
01:41:10,271 --> 01:41:17,416
<i>♪ You matter to me</i>

1781
01:41:17,519 --> 01:41:20,281
<i>♪ Simple and plain
And not much to ask ♪</i>

1782
01:41:20,384 --> 01:41:24,043
<i>♪ From somebody</i>

1783
01:41:24,147 --> 01:41:30,360
<i>♪ You matter to me</i>

1784
01:41:30,463 --> 01:41:33,328
<i>- ♪ I promise you do
- ♪ Come out of hiding</i>

1785
01:41:33,432 --> 01:41:37,021
<i>- ♪ I'm right here beside you
- ♪ You matter, too</i>

1786
01:41:37,125 --> 01:41:39,127
<i>- ♪ As long As you'll have me
- ♪ I promise you do</i>

1787
01:41:39,231 --> 01:41:43,027
<i>- ♪ I do
- ♪ You matter, too</i>

1788
01:41:43,131 --> 01:41:46,824
<i>♪ You matter to me</i>

1789
01:41:46,928 --> 01:41:53,797
<i>♪ You'll see</i>

1790
01:41:53,900 --> 01:42:03,841
<i>♪ You matter to me</i>

1791
01:42:06,568 --> 01:42:12,471
[applause]

1792
01:42:12,574 --> 01:42:18,718
[Revolutionary War
marching music]

1793
01:42:26,519 --> 01:42:30,454
Dearly Beloved,
we are gathered here today

1794
01:42:30,558 --> 01:42:34,389
to celebrate the union
of Ogie Herbert Eincorn

1795
01:42:34,493 --> 01:42:37,151
and Dawn Louise Pinkett,

1796
01:42:37,254 --> 01:42:41,258
- to join them together--
- [babbling]

1797
01:42:41,362 --> 01:42:43,881
- To join them--
- [babbling]

1798
01:42:43,985 --> 01:42:49,266
Wedding poetry happening
right here, right now.

1799
01:42:49,370 --> 01:42:52,131
<i>♪ Your white dress</i>

1800
01:42:52,235 --> 01:42:55,583
<i>♪ Sparks words spontaneous</i>

1801
01:42:55,686 --> 01:43:00,277
<i>♪ I'll sing
From mountain tops ♪</i>

1802
01:43:00,381 --> 01:43:02,624
<i>♪ I am in love, love, love</i>

1803
01:43:02,728 --> 01:43:04,764
<i>♪ And I don't care
Who knows it ♪</i>

1804
01:43:04,868 --> 01:43:06,835
<i>♪ Lucky me</i>

1805
01:43:06,939 --> 01:43:11,185
<i>♪ I was ordinary</i>

1806
01:43:11,288 --> 01:43:15,223
<i>♪ But with your love you see</i>

1807
01:43:15,327 --> 01:43:20,573
<i>♪ I am
A poh-oh-oh-oh-oem writer ♪</i>

1808
01:43:20,677 --> 01:43:24,163
<i>♪ I will express this
If I am able ♪</i>

1809
01:43:24,267 --> 01:43:29,341
<i>♪ I love you like a table</i>

1810
01:43:29,444 --> 01:43:32,171
<i>♪ My legs
Were carved for you ♪</i>

1811
01:43:32,275 --> 01:43:35,933
<i>♪ I love you like a table</i>

1812
01:43:36,037 --> 01:43:39,834
<i>♪ I am wood And you are glue</i>

1813
01:43:39,937 --> 01:43:43,424
<i>♪ Cover me with stuff</i>

1814
01:43:43,527 --> 01:43:46,358
<i>♪ I will hold it up</i>

1815
01:43:46,461 --> 01:43:53,468
<i>♪ Strong and stable</i>

1816
01:43:53,572 --> 01:43:57,196
<i>♪ I love you like a table</i>

1817
01:43:57,300 --> 01:43:59,923
<i>♪ I love you, too</i>

1818
01:44:00,026 --> 01:44:02,753
<i>♪ And I wanted to try
And surprise you ♪</i>

1819
01:44:02,857 --> 01:44:05,273
<i>♪ I've written 29 new drafts
Of vows that didn't rhyme ♪</i>

1820
01:44:05,377 --> 01:44:08,172
<i>♪ 30 was a drum line</i>

1821
01:44:08,276 --> 01:44:14,144
- Whoo!
- [drumming]

1822
01:44:14,248 --> 01:44:19,805
Hey!

1823
01:44:19,908 --> 01:44:21,669
- [bell rings]
- Hey!

1824
01:44:21,772 --> 01:44:26,052
Whoo!

1825
01:44:26,156 --> 01:44:30,678
Whoo!

1826
01:44:30,781 --> 01:44:34,509
<i>♪ Promise to as best we can</i>

1827
01:44:34,613 --> 01:44:37,478
<i>♪ Say I do And tell you that</i>

1828
01:44:37,581 --> 01:44:42,828
<i>♪ When I see you</i>

1829
01:44:42,931 --> 01:44:48,730
<i>♪ I want to again</i>

1830
01:44:48,834 --> 01:44:52,527
[cheering]

1831
01:44:52,631 --> 01:44:54,840
The wedding pie, y'all!

1832
01:44:54,943 --> 01:44:57,981
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1833
01:44:58,084 --> 01:45:01,260
What do you call it, Jenna?

1834
01:45:01,364 --> 01:45:03,676
Big old slice
of Live Your Life pie.

1835
01:45:03,780 --> 01:45:06,955
[clapping]

1836
01:45:07,059 --> 01:45:11,270
Boy, Jenna, you've really
outdone yourself this time.

1837
01:45:11,374 --> 01:45:14,722
Now I'm gonna be betting
on you to win that contest
next week.

1838
01:45:14,825 --> 01:45:16,793
Thanks for letting me go, Cal.

1839
01:45:16,896 --> 01:45:20,866
Yeah. I'm not such
a bad guy, maybe.

1840
01:45:20,969 --> 01:45:25,249
Yeah, you're not such
a bad guy, maybe.

1841
01:45:25,353 --> 01:45:27,148
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
- [giggling]

1842
01:45:27,251 --> 01:45:28,701
No, no, no, no, no!

1843
01:45:28,805 --> 01:45:30,393
[both laughing]

1844
01:45:30,496 --> 01:45:32,464
Look at them.

1845
01:45:32,567 --> 01:45:35,363
Happiest day of their lives.

1846
01:45:35,467 --> 01:45:39,781
They have no idea the ride
they're in for.

1847
01:45:39,885 --> 01:45:41,576
Hey, Cal, can I ask
you a question?

1848
01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:43,820
Shoot.

1849
01:45:43,923 --> 01:45:46,270
Are you happy?

1850
01:45:46,374 --> 01:45:49,791
I mean, would you call
yourself a happy man?

1851
01:45:49,895 --> 01:45:53,036
You asking a serious question,
I'll tell you.

1852
01:45:53,139 --> 01:45:55,349
I'm happy enough.

1853
01:45:55,452 --> 01:45:58,662
I don't give much,
I don't get much,

1854
01:45:58,766 --> 01:46:02,701
but I do try to enjoy
whatever comes up.

1855
01:46:02,804 --> 01:46:04,875
That's my truth,

1856
01:46:04,979 --> 01:46:08,051
summed up
for your feminine judgment.

1857
01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,604
I'm happy enough.

1858
01:46:09,708 --> 01:46:12,020
May I have this dance?

1859
01:46:12,124 --> 01:46:16,508
[laughs]

1860
01:46:16,611 --> 01:46:20,512
Here, I had some
big spenders yesterday.

1861
01:46:20,615 --> 01:46:22,514
Stash this in the pot
towards your entry fee.

1862
01:46:22,617 --> 01:46:24,757
No, Becky,
I can't take your money.

1863
01:46:24,861 --> 01:46:26,207
Not with what you're dealing
with at home.

1864
01:46:26,310 --> 01:46:28,761
Uh-uh. Come on, just this once.

1865
01:46:28,865 --> 01:46:33,525
Let me feel a little
philanthropopical now.

1866
01:46:33,628 --> 01:46:34,940
I don't want you to worry
about nothing

1867
01:46:35,043 --> 01:46:38,322
but baking yourself
a better life.

1868
01:46:38,426 --> 01:46:40,324
All right now?

1869
01:46:40,428 --> 01:46:43,051
When you win that contest,

1870
01:46:43,155 --> 01:46:44,984
you think you're gonna
get one of them big

1871
01:46:45,088 --> 01:46:47,711
giant checks that are
the size of a door?

1872
01:46:47,815 --> 01:46:49,299
Always wondered
how you cash one of those.

1873
01:46:49,403 --> 01:46:51,370
[laughs]

1874
01:46:51,474 --> 01:46:52,923
Maybe we should have an affair.

1875
01:46:53,027 --> 01:46:54,925
Uh-uh. No ma'am.

1876
01:46:55,029 --> 01:46:56,720
This ain't no affair.

1877
01:46:56,824 --> 01:46:59,136
I'm in this for life, okay?

1878
01:46:59,240 --> 01:47:03,658
[clapping]

1879
01:47:03,762 --> 01:47:07,973
Okay, scoot. Vamoose. Skadoodle.

1880
01:47:08,076 --> 01:47:10,389
This reminds me

1881
01:47:10,493 --> 01:47:13,357
of my third wedding

1882
01:47:13,461 --> 01:47:17,223
to Sara Cherie Caputo.

1883
01:47:17,327 --> 01:47:20,710
Now she was a screamer.

1884
01:47:20,813 --> 01:47:24,679
- Joe!
- I was just trying to point
out her good qualities.

1885
01:47:24,783 --> 01:47:28,821
Oh, man, she was nasty.

1886
01:47:28,925 --> 01:47:31,583
I'm gonna invent
a special pie for you

1887
01:47:31,686 --> 01:47:35,449
called Old Joe's Horny Past pie.

1888
01:47:35,552 --> 01:47:37,589
You should enter
that one in that contest.

1889
01:47:37,692 --> 01:47:39,694
Wake those old biddies up.

1890
01:47:39,798 --> 01:47:42,110
Maybe I'll just bake it for you.

1891
01:47:42,214 --> 01:47:44,734
That'd have to wait.

1892
01:47:44,837 --> 01:47:46,529
My doctor says
I shouldn't be eating

1893
01:47:46,632 --> 01:47:48,531
all this sweet stuff.

1894
01:47:48,634 --> 01:47:52,293
My liver's acting up.

1895
01:47:52,396 --> 01:47:55,399
I got to have a piece
of it removed.

1896
01:47:55,503 --> 01:47:57,712
- Oh, Joe.
- Yeah.

1897
01:47:57,816 --> 01:48:00,301
Last time I was in the hospital

1898
01:48:00,404 --> 01:48:02,545
the nurse strapped me to a bed,

1899
01:48:02,648 --> 01:48:06,618
pulled down my pants
and shot me in the ass.

1900
01:48:06,721 --> 01:48:09,483
Not too shabby.

1901
01:48:09,586 --> 01:48:11,174
Not too shabby.

1902
01:48:11,277 --> 01:48:13,348
So you better promise me

1903
01:48:13,452 --> 01:48:16,110
that you will bake to win.

1904
01:48:16,213 --> 01:48:18,906
[soft music]

1905
01:48:19,009 --> 01:48:22,461
Whoa, whoa, pie-lady.
You're shaking.

1906
01:48:22,565 --> 01:48:24,221
I don't know
what I'm more scared of,

1907
01:48:24,325 --> 01:48:27,535
losing or winning.

1908
01:48:27,639 --> 01:48:29,226
I don't know, Joe.
Maybe I should just make peace

1909
01:48:29,330 --> 01:48:31,263
with happy enough
like my mama did.

1910
01:48:31,366 --> 01:48:35,612
Maybe it's too late for me.

1911
01:48:35,716 --> 01:48:39,823
<i>♪ Take it from an old man</i>

1912
01:48:39,927 --> 01:48:46,140
<i>♪ Time's just sand
Slipping past ♪</i>

1913
01:48:46,243 --> 01:48:50,213
<i>♪ We want to hold it
In our hands ♪</i>

1914
01:48:50,316 --> 01:48:53,561
<i>♪ But no one ever sees</i>

1915
01:48:53,665 --> 01:48:57,496
<i>♪ What falls
Through the cracks ♪</i>

1916
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:01,776
<i>♪ Take it from an old man</i>

1917
01:49:01,880 --> 01:49:08,334
<i>♪ My mistakes have made me</i>

1918
01:49:08,438 --> 01:49:13,063
<i>♪ And I am what I am</i>

1919
01:49:13,167 --> 01:49:18,552
<i>♪ And though I don't believe
In silver linings ♪</i>

1920
01:49:18,655 --> 01:49:20,795
<i>♪ I believe
There's something in you ♪</i>

1921
01:49:20,899 --> 01:49:24,109
<i>♪ I believe in you</i>

1922
01:49:24,212 --> 01:49:29,563
<i>♪ Something good
Is trying to break through ♪</i>

1923
01:49:29,666 --> 01:49:34,429
<i>♪ You might have to fight
The good fight ♪</i>

1924
01:49:34,533 --> 01:49:36,190
<i>♪ And when you think
You can't ♪</i>

1925
01:49:36,293 --> 01:49:38,813
<i>♪ You can</i>

1926
01:49:38,917 --> 01:49:41,678
<i>♪ Take it from an old man</i>

1927
01:49:41,782 --> 01:49:45,786
<i>♪ Take it from an old man</i>

1928
01:49:45,889 --> 01:49:51,654
<i>♪ The days don't stretch
Any longer ♪</i>

1929
01:49:51,757 --> 01:49:56,762
<i>♪ They've left tracks
Upon my skin ♪</i>

1930
01:49:56,866 --> 01:50:02,354
<i>♪ But I reckon
Made me stronger ♪</i>

1931
01:50:02,457 --> 01:50:08,015
<i>♪ But I believe there's
Something in you ♪</i>

1932
01:50:08,118 --> 01:50:13,227
<i>♪ Something you
Should be seeing, too ♪</i>

1933
01:50:13,330 --> 01:50:19,060
<i>♪ Bet it all on yourself
At least one time ♪</i>

1934
01:50:19,164 --> 01:50:22,581
<i>- ♪ Cause honey, win or lose
- ♪ Win or lose</i>

1935
01:50:22,685 --> 01:50:28,587
<i>♪ It's one hell of a ride</i>

1936
01:50:28,691 --> 01:50:35,767
<i>♪ It's one hell of a ride</i>

1937
01:50:35,939 --> 01:50:41,358
<i>♪ And if you lack
The strength of your own ♪</i>

1938
01:50:41,462 --> 01:50:47,054
<i>♪ Honey, hold out your hand</i>

1939
01:50:47,157 --> 01:50:55,062
<i>♪ And take it
From an old man ♪</i>

1940
01:50:55,165 --> 01:51:01,068
- [music ends]
- [applause]

1941
01:51:04,209 --> 01:51:07,488
Excuse me, I'm just--
I'm gonna borrow my wife.

1942
01:51:07,591 --> 01:51:09,559
Say your goodbyes,
we're going home.

1943
01:51:09,663 --> 01:51:11,699
- Who invited you?
- Have another piece of pie,
old man!

1944
01:51:11,803 --> 01:51:12,666
- Come on!
- Please don't.
You'll make it worse.

1945
01:51:12,769 --> 01:51:16,152
Let's go.

1946
01:51:16,255 --> 01:51:18,016
Jenna! Please stay.

1947
01:51:18,119 --> 01:51:20,466
I am so sorry. Bye sweetheart.

1948
01:51:20,570 --> 01:51:22,054
- Don't leave!
- I love you.

1949
01:51:22,158 --> 01:51:23,711
Congratulations.

1950
01:51:23,815 --> 01:51:31,063
[tense music]

1951
01:51:43,420 --> 01:51:47,183
[music ends]

1952
01:51:47,286 --> 01:51:50,600
You must think
I'm really stupid.

1953
01:51:50,704 --> 01:51:57,020
- No.
- No?

1954
01:51:58,746 --> 01:52:00,886
[sniffles]

1955
01:52:00,990 --> 01:52:05,304
Unzip that cushion.

1956
01:52:05,408 --> 01:52:11,000
- I don't want--
- Do it!

1957
01:52:18,076 --> 01:52:20,803
What is that, Jenna? Hmm?

1958
01:52:20,906 --> 01:52:22,494
What is that?

1959
01:52:22,597 --> 01:52:23,667
It's money.

1960
01:52:23,771 --> 01:52:27,050
That's money?

1961
01:52:27,154 --> 01:52:30,295
Hidden all over the house?

1962
01:52:30,398 --> 01:52:32,918
In the drawers,

1963
01:52:33,022 --> 01:52:37,060
in the cabinets,
in the fucking sofa!

1964
01:52:37,164 --> 01:52:40,754
- It's money hidden
all over my house.
- I'm sorry.

1965
01:52:40,857 --> 01:52:44,481
After everything
that I have done for you,

1966
01:52:44,585 --> 01:52:47,070
you go and hide money from me?

1967
01:52:47,174 --> 01:52:49,832
I was the only one
that was there for you

1968
01:52:49,935 --> 01:52:52,766
after your mama died

1969
01:52:52,869 --> 01:52:59,013
and your daddy was piss drunk
every night.

1970
01:52:59,117 --> 01:53:00,877
You forget about that?!

1971
01:53:00,981 --> 01:53:03,466
Do I need this?

1972
01:53:03,569 --> 01:53:06,089
Do I need this right now?

1973
01:53:06,193 --> 01:53:11,577
Earl, oh, my God, stop!
You love that guitar!

1974
01:53:11,681 --> 01:53:15,685
You...

1975
01:53:15,789 --> 01:53:19,516
are the only thing
that I've ever loved.

1976
01:53:19,620 --> 01:53:23,417
You are the only person
that has ever belonged to me.

1977
01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:26,247
You're my wife.

1978
01:53:26,351 --> 01:53:28,732
[chuckles]

1979
01:53:28,836 --> 01:53:31,632
You are my whole life.

1980
01:53:31,735 --> 01:53:37,465
And you having
a secret from me...

1981
01:53:37,569 --> 01:53:43,299
it just tears me apart.

1982
01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:53,896
Why are you hiding money

1983
01:53:53,999 --> 01:53:59,522
all over the house?

1984
01:53:59,625 --> 01:54:04,044
- I want to go--
- No, no, just tell me you
were gonna surprise me.

1985
01:54:04,147 --> 01:54:07,495
- No, Earl.
- Tell me you were gonna
buy me a present.

1986
01:54:07,599 --> 01:54:10,774
Because if I ever thought
that you weren't happy
being my wife,

1987
01:54:10,878 --> 01:54:13,708
that you were deceiving me,

1988
01:54:13,812 --> 01:54:16,850
I would want to kill myself.

1989
01:54:16,953 --> 01:54:20,370
[sobbing] I would want to die.

1990
01:54:20,474 --> 01:54:24,409
Baby, please hold me.

1991
01:54:24,512 --> 01:54:30,622
[sobbing]

1992
01:54:32,762 --> 01:54:38,043
The truth is, Earl--

1993
01:54:38,147 --> 01:54:42,461
the truth is...

1994
01:54:42,565 --> 01:54:46,949
I was saving that money...

1995
01:54:47,052 --> 01:54:52,540
for the baby.

1996
01:54:52,644 --> 01:54:55,405
To buy some nice things.

1997
01:54:55,509 --> 01:55:00,824
A crib and toys.

1998
01:55:00,928 --> 01:55:04,518
It was all for the baby.

1999
01:55:04,621 --> 01:55:07,866
It was for the baby?

2000
01:55:07,970 --> 01:55:15,046
Yes, Earl. For a crib.

2001
01:55:23,330 --> 01:55:25,470
I don't know why you have
to make it

2002
01:55:25,573 --> 01:55:32,373
so hard, Jenna.

2003
01:55:35,031 --> 01:55:42,211
I just want us to be happy.

2004
01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:05,406
[soft music]

2005
01:56:36,610 --> 01:56:42,616
Dear baby,

2006
01:56:44,756 --> 01:56:51,590
if you ever want to
know the story of how we bought
your crib, I'll tell you.

2007
01:56:51,901 --> 01:56:53,523
Your crib was bought
with the money

2008
01:56:53,627 --> 01:57:00,772
I was gonna use to buy us
a new life.

2009
01:57:00,875 --> 01:57:08,124
The Springfield Pie Contest
is starting next week...

2010
01:57:09,574 --> 01:57:15,649
and you and I
will not be in attendance.

2011
01:57:20,205 --> 01:57:24,244
<i>♪ It's not simple to say</i>

2012
01:57:24,347 --> 01:57:27,040
<i>♪ Most days</i>

2013
01:57:27,143 --> 01:57:30,457
<i>♪ I don't recognize me</i>

2014
01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:33,046
<i>♪ That these shoes
And this apron ♪</i>

2015
01:57:33,149 --> 01:57:36,325
<i>♪ That place and its patrons</i>

2016
01:57:36,428 --> 01:57:43,056
<i>♪ Have taken more
Than I gave them ♪</i>

2017
01:57:43,159 --> 01:57:47,163
<i>♪ It's not easy to know</i>

2018
01:57:47,267 --> 01:57:50,132
<i>♪ I'm not anything</i>

2019
01:57:50,235 --> 01:57:52,065
<i>♪ Like I used to be</i>

2020
01:57:52,168 --> 01:57:55,068
<i>♪ Although It's true</i>

2021
01:57:55,171 --> 01:57:59,451
<i>♪ I was never attention's
Sweet center ♪</i>

2022
01:57:59,555 --> 01:58:04,629
<i>♪ I still remember That girl</i>

2023
01:58:04,732 --> 01:58:07,010
<i>♪ She's imperfect</i>

2024
01:58:07,114 --> 01:58:09,841
<i>♪ But she tries</i>

2025
01:58:09,944 --> 01:58:12,809
<i>♪ She is good</i>

2026
01:58:12,913 --> 01:58:16,192
<i>♪ But she lies</i>

2027
01:58:16,296 --> 01:58:22,509
<i>♪ She is hard on herself</i>

2028
01:58:22,612 --> 01:58:28,135
<i>♪ She is broken
And won't ask for help ♪</i>

2029
01:58:28,239 --> 01:58:33,071
<i>♪ She is messy,
But she's kind ♪</i>

2030
01:58:33,175 --> 01:58:36,661
<i>♪ She is lonely</i>

2031
01:58:36,764 --> 01:58:39,422
<i>♪ Most of the time</i>

2032
01:58:39,526 --> 01:58:42,701
<i>♪ She is all of this
Mixed up ♪</i>

2033
01:58:42,805 --> 01:58:47,741
<i>♪ And baked
In a beautiful pie ♪</i>

2034
01:58:47,844 --> 01:58:50,226
<i>♪ She is gone</i>

2035
01:58:50,330 --> 01:58:58,545
<i>♪ But she used to be mine</i>

2036
01:58:58,648 --> 01:59:02,065
<i>♪ It's not what I asked for</i>

2037
01:59:02,169 --> 01:59:05,310
<i>♪ Sometimes life</i>

2038
01:59:05,414 --> 01:59:08,382
<i>♪ Just slips in
Through a back door ♪</i>

2039
01:59:08,486 --> 01:59:11,178
<i>♪ And carves out a person</i>

2040
01:59:11,282 --> 01:59:16,977
<i>♪ And makes you believe
It's all true ♪</i>

2041
01:59:17,080 --> 01:59:20,739
<i>♪ And now I've got you</i>

2042
01:59:20,843 --> 01:59:25,503
<i>♪ And you're not what
I asked for ♪</i>

2043
01:59:25,606 --> 01:59:31,164
<i>♪ If I'm honest I know
I would give it all back ♪</i>

2044
01:59:31,267 --> 01:59:34,408
<i>♪ For a chance To start over</i>

2045
01:59:34,512 --> 01:59:40,173
<i>♪ And rewrite an ending
Or two ♪</i>

2046
01:59:40,276 --> 01:59:42,451
<i>♪ For that girl that I knew</i>

2047
01:59:42,554 --> 01:59:47,870
<i>♪ Who'd be reckless
Just enough ♪</i>

2048
01:59:47,973 --> 01:59:51,460
<i>♪ Who gets hurt</i>

2049
01:59:51,563 --> 01:59:54,497
<i>♪ But who learns
How to toughen up ♪</i>

2050
01:59:54,601 --> 01:59:56,844
<i>♪ When she's bruised</i>

2051
01:59:56,948 --> 02:00:00,089
<i>♪ And gets used by a man</i>

2052
02:00:00,193 --> 02:00:03,023
<i>♪ Who can't love</i>

2053
02:00:03,126 --> 02:00:05,128
<i>♪ And then she'll get stuck</i>

2054
02:00:05,232 --> 02:00:09,063
<i>♪ And be scared</i>

2055
02:00:09,167 --> 02:00:11,997
<i>♪ Of the life
That's inside her ♪</i>

2056
02:00:12,101 --> 02:00:14,448
<i>♪ Growing stronger each day</i>

2057
02:00:14,552 --> 02:00:17,865
<i>♪ Till it finally
Reminds her ♪</i>

2058
02:00:17,969 --> 02:00:20,627
<i>♪ To fight just a little</i>

2059
02:00:20,730 --> 02:00:25,770
<i>♪ To bring back the fire
In her eyes ♪</i>

2060
02:00:25,873 --> 02:00:28,048
<i>♪ That's been gone</i>

2061
02:00:28,151 --> 02:00:37,264
<i>♪ But it used to be mine...</i>

2062
02:00:38,886 --> 02:00:48,275
<i>♪ It used to mine...</i>

2063
02:00:52,935 --> 02:00:58,320
<i>♪ She is messy</i>

2064
02:00:58,423 --> 02:01:02,462
<i>♪ But she's kind</i>

2065
02:01:02,565 --> 02:01:06,362
<i>♪ She is lonely</i>

2066
02:01:06,466 --> 02:01:10,124
<i>♪ Most of the time</i>

2067
02:01:10,228 --> 02:01:13,680
<i>♪ She is all of this
Mixed up ♪</i>

2068
02:01:13,783 --> 02:01:20,859
<i>♪ And baked
In a beautiful pie ♪</i>

2069
02:01:20,963 --> 02:01:25,001
<i>♪ She is gone</i>

2070
02:01:25,105 --> 02:01:29,868
<i>♪ But she used to be</i>

2071
02:01:29,972 --> 02:01:38,152
<i>♪ Mine</i>

2072
02:01:38,256 --> 02:01:44,642
[applause]

2073
02:01:45,436 --> 02:01:52,063
[music ends]

2074
02:02:00,416 --> 02:02:02,107
[groans]

2075
02:02:02,211 --> 02:02:06,042
[heavy breathing]

2076
02:02:06,146 --> 02:02:09,011
[heart beating]

2077
02:02:09,114 --> 02:02:10,806
[exhales]

2078
02:02:10,909 --> 02:02:17,433
[soft music]

2079
02:02:17,813 --> 02:02:23,922
[heavy breathing continues]

2080
02:02:37,453 --> 02:02:40,974
[machines beeping]

2081
02:02:41,077 --> 02:02:45,254
[chatter]

2082
02:02:45,358 --> 02:02:51,536
[heartbeat quickens]

2083
02:03:02,064 --> 02:03:04,618
Jenna, everything's
gonna to be okay.

2084
02:03:04,722 --> 02:03:06,551
Just make it all go away.

2085
02:03:06,655 --> 02:03:07,587
Look, just try and focus
on your breathing.

2086
02:03:07,690 --> 02:03:08,864
I'm gonna be right here.

2087
02:03:08,967 --> 02:03:12,902
Wheel me in.

2088
02:03:13,006 --> 02:03:14,421
Excuse me, sir.
Do you belong here?

2089
02:03:14,525 --> 02:03:18,045
Yes, I'm kin.

2090
02:03:18,149 --> 02:03:20,254
[laughs] He sure is!

2091
02:03:20,358 --> 02:03:22,187
Joe, are you
having your surgery today?

2092
02:03:22,291 --> 02:03:25,156
Yeah, later this afternoon.

2093
02:03:25,259 --> 02:03:30,057
Becky told me you were here.

2094
02:03:30,161 --> 02:03:33,233
I bought you a card...

2095
02:03:33,336 --> 02:03:35,925
from gift shop downstairs.

2096
02:03:36,029 --> 02:03:39,791
It's silly and flowery

2097
02:03:39,895 --> 02:03:42,242
and almost gave me diabetes.

2098
02:03:42,345 --> 02:03:44,382
[laughs] Thank you, Joe.

2099
02:03:44,486 --> 02:03:46,315
NO, don't look at it now.

2100
02:03:46,419 --> 02:03:48,800
Look at it later
when all the fuss is over.

2101
02:03:48,904 --> 02:03:51,527
Hey, halftime in the lounge.

2102
02:03:51,631 --> 02:03:57,222
Colts up 10.
What's the ETA in here?

2103
02:03:57,326 --> 02:04:04,091
Oh, Earl.

2104
02:04:04,195 --> 02:04:05,541
Father to be.

2105
02:04:05,645 --> 02:04:09,303
Yeah, how could I forget you?

2106
02:04:09,407 --> 02:04:13,238
Don't say nothing smart...

2107
02:04:13,342 --> 02:04:14,964
you dumb ass.

2108
02:04:15,068 --> 02:04:20,625
Wheel me out.

2109
02:04:23,559 --> 02:04:27,252
Dr. Pomatter,
this is my husband, Earl.

2110
02:04:27,356 --> 02:04:31,049
Oh, Lordy.

2111
02:04:31,153 --> 02:04:33,086
Hey, you mind stepping out
of the way a sec, Doc,

2112
02:04:33,189 --> 02:04:35,053
so I can get a shot of me
and my wife on the big day?

2113
02:04:35,157 --> 02:04:36,710
Much appreciated.
Come on, baby, give me
a kiss now.

2114
02:04:36,814 --> 02:04:39,161
- Ow!
- Oh, my God, that's so dramatic.

2115
02:04:39,264 --> 02:04:41,750
- [breathing heavily]
- Hey, come on now, babe.

2116
02:04:41,853 --> 02:04:44,477
- You're spitting on the lens.
- Doctor Pomatter.

2117
02:04:44,580 --> 02:04:46,548
- Yes, Jenna?
- I want to make sure
we're clear about one thing.

2118
02:04:46,651 --> 02:04:48,688
- What's that, Jenna?
- I want drugs.

2119
02:04:48,791 --> 02:04:50,931
I want massive amounts of drugs.

2120
02:04:51,035 --> 02:04:53,347
[bag pops]

2121
02:04:53,451 --> 02:04:55,626
I want the maximum legal
limit of drugs.

2122
02:04:55,729 --> 02:04:57,800
- Noted and understood.
- Oh, my gosh!

2123
02:04:57,904 --> 02:04:59,526
Oh, try and steady
your breathing, hon.

2124
02:04:59,630 --> 02:05:02,287
[breathing evenly]

2125
02:05:02,391 --> 02:05:05,049
Hi, I'm Francine Pomatter.

2126
02:05:05,152 --> 02:05:09,536
Jim has told me
so much about you.

2127
02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:11,607
Did I tell you my wife
is a resident here?

2128
02:05:11,711 --> 02:05:14,714
Oh, I think you might
have mentioned that.

2129
02:05:14,817 --> 02:05:17,579
Don't worry, you are in
great hands with my husband.

2130
02:05:17,682 --> 02:05:20,651
[Jenna laughs]

2131
02:05:20,754 --> 02:05:22,963
Is she gonna be here
the whole delivery?

2132
02:05:23,067 --> 02:05:26,139
I mean, are all the residents
gonna be here?

2133
02:05:26,242 --> 02:05:27,589
No, no, no, no.
They're just here to observe
the first stage of labor.

2134
02:05:27,692 --> 02:05:29,487
Everybody out.

2135
02:05:29,591 --> 02:05:31,489
[Dawn] Jenna! We're here.

2136
02:05:31,593 --> 02:05:34,112
Everything's gonna be okay.

2137
02:05:34,216 --> 02:05:36,908
Oh, my Lord.
The pie is coming out
of the oven!

2138
02:05:37,012 --> 02:05:39,566
- Order up!
- [Jenna screaming]

2139
02:05:39,670 --> 02:05:41,464
<i>- ♪ Sugar</i>
- [heart beating ]

2140
02:05:41,568 --> 02:05:44,778
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour</i>

2141
02:05:44,882 --> 02:05:46,987
<i>♪ Sugar, butter</i>

2142
02:05:47,091 --> 02:05:49,887
- [overlapping voices]
- [heartbeat increases]

2143
02:05:49,990 --> 02:05:57,273
[tense music]

2144
02:05:57,619 --> 02:06:00,345
- I don't want no baby, Earl!
- [timer dings]

2145
02:06:00,449 --> 02:06:06,075
[baby crying]

2146
02:06:06,179 --> 02:06:10,010
- [Jim] It's a girl.
- [Earl] A girl?

2147
02:06:10,114 --> 02:06:14,256
[Norma] Would you like to hold
your baby, Mrs. Hunterson?

2148
02:06:14,359 --> 02:06:17,708
Mrs. Hunterson? Did you hear me?

2149
02:06:17,811 --> 02:06:23,817
Are you okay? Mrs. Hunterson?

2150
02:06:30,721 --> 02:06:36,727
Just give her to me.

2151
02:06:38,832 --> 02:06:40,938
[trembling breath]

2152
02:06:41,041 --> 02:06:46,840
[soft music]

2153
02:06:47,496 --> 02:06:49,498
[chuckles]

2154
02:06:49,602 --> 02:06:53,951
Oh, my God.

2155
02:06:54,054 --> 02:06:59,232
Hey.

2156
02:06:59,335 --> 02:07:02,269
Oh, my God.

2157
02:07:02,373 --> 02:07:05,031
Now you remember what I said.

2158
02:07:05,134 --> 02:07:07,550
Don't you go loving that baby

2159
02:07:07,654 --> 02:07:12,866
more than you love me.

2160
02:07:12,970 --> 02:07:16,594
I don't love you anymore, Earl.

2161
02:07:16,698 --> 02:07:18,458
I haven't in a very long time.

2162
02:07:18,561 --> 02:07:21,634
I want a divorce.

2163
02:07:21,737 --> 02:07:23,843
Now, that's not
very funny, Jenna.

2164
02:07:23,946 --> 02:07:25,879
No one's laughing.

2165
02:07:25,983 --> 02:07:28,295
I want you the hell
out of my life.

2166
02:07:28,399 --> 02:07:31,195
[chuckles] You ain't
never gonna leave me.

2167
02:07:31,298 --> 02:07:33,818
- Watch me.
- You ain't gonna do nothing!

2168
02:07:33,922 --> 02:07:38,029
Now you better know your place!
Get your hands off me!

2169
02:07:38,133 --> 02:07:40,791
Don't touch me!
Man, you're gonna regret
this when you get home.

2170
02:07:40,894 --> 02:07:43,138
And you're gonna regret
ever saying that

2171
02:07:43,241 --> 02:07:46,141
'cause if you ever come
within six yard of us,

2172
02:07:46,244 --> 02:07:49,282
I will flatten your sorry ass
and I will enjoy doing it.

2173
02:07:49,385 --> 02:07:52,665
Now get out before I call
someone to carry you out.

2174
02:07:52,768 --> 02:07:59,292
[applause]

2175
02:08:00,120 --> 02:08:07,403
[upbeat music]

2176
02:08:07,818 --> 02:08:11,097
<i>♪ Today's a day
Like any other ♪</i>

2177
02:08:11,200 --> 02:08:13,340
<i>♪ But I am changed
I am a mother ♪</i>

2178
02:08:13,444 --> 02:08:18,104
<i>♪ Oh, in an instant</i>

2179
02:08:18,207 --> 02:08:20,762
<i>♪ And who I was
Has disappeared ♪</i>

2180
02:08:20,865 --> 02:08:23,143
<i>♪ It doesn't matter
Now you're here ♪</i>

2181
02:08:23,247 --> 02:08:26,629
- [baby fusses]
<i>- ♪ So innocent</i>

2182
02:08:26,733 --> 02:08:28,804
<i>♪ I was lost</i>

2183
02:08:28,908 --> 02:08:31,462
<i>♪ For you to find</i>

2184
02:08:31,565 --> 02:08:33,775
<i>♪ And now I'm yours</i>

2185
02:08:33,878 --> 02:08:41,886
<i>♪ And you are mine</i>

2186
02:08:42,335 --> 02:08:44,993
<i>♪ Two tiny hands
A pair of eyes ♪</i>

2187
02:08:45,096 --> 02:08:47,650
<i>♪ An unsung melody is mine</i>

2188
02:08:47,754 --> 02:08:52,034
<i>♪ For safe-keeping</i>

2189
02:08:52,138 --> 02:08:54,865
<i>♪ And I will guard it
With my life ♪</i>

2190
02:08:54,968 --> 02:08:57,350
<i>♪ I'd hang the moon
For it to shine ♪</i>

2191
02:08:57,453 --> 02:09:01,043
<i>♪ On her sleeping</i>

2192
02:09:01,147 --> 02:09:05,876
<i>♪ Starting here
And starting now ♪</i>

2193
02:09:05,979 --> 02:09:10,570
<i>♪ I can feel
The heart of how ♪</i>

2194
02:09:10,673 --> 02:09:16,541
<i>♪ Everything changes</i>

2195
02:09:16,645 --> 02:09:21,201
You done did it, girl.

2196
02:09:21,305 --> 02:09:23,686
Baby girl,

2197
02:09:23,790 --> 02:09:25,792
come meet your Godmamas.

2198
02:09:25,896 --> 02:09:27,725
- What?
- Me?

2199
02:09:27,829 --> 02:09:31,522
[crying] Oh, Jenna!

2200
02:09:31,625 --> 02:09:34,801
Oh, I'm gonna call her Lulu.

2201
02:09:34,905 --> 02:09:37,390
Yeah, little Lulu

2202
02:09:37,493 --> 02:09:39,806
the love of my life.

2203
02:09:39,910 --> 02:09:41,428
And we're gonna be happy,
little girl.

2204
02:09:41,532 --> 02:09:44,811
Not just happy enough.

2205
02:09:44,915 --> 02:09:49,126
We're gonna be really happy.

2206
02:09:49,229 --> 02:09:51,438
Hello.

2207
02:09:51,542 --> 02:09:53,578
Hi, is everyone decent?

2208
02:09:53,682 --> 02:09:56,029
- Ogie, come here. Come here.
- Okay.

2209
02:09:56,133 --> 02:09:59,757
Jenna, Ogie and I
want you to know

2210
02:09:59,861 --> 02:10:02,035
that you can stay with us
for a while until you get
back on your feet.

2211
02:10:02,139 --> 02:10:05,004
You could stay with us,

2212
02:10:05,107 --> 02:10:07,661
but I think
Phil's convulsions might
frighten the baby.

2213
02:10:07,765 --> 02:10:11,010
Look, Ogie. Isn't she beautiful?

2214
02:10:11,113 --> 02:10:15,911
There are no words...

2215
02:10:16,015 --> 02:10:17,775
but I'm double-parked
so I got to run.

2216
02:10:17,879 --> 02:10:20,295
I got to go. I love you.
I love you.

2217
02:10:20,398 --> 02:10:21,744
Love you, new baby.
Got to go. I love you.
I love you.

2218
02:10:21,848 --> 02:10:27,647
I love you. I love you.

2219
02:10:27,750 --> 02:10:30,236
Dawn, don't we have
some business

2220
02:10:30,339 --> 02:10:32,203
in the hallway?

2221
02:10:32,307 --> 02:10:34,688
- No.
- Dawn.

2222
02:10:34,792 --> 02:10:40,384
Bye.

2223
02:10:40,971 --> 02:10:47,356
- Oh!
- Dawn!

2224
02:10:47,460 --> 02:10:49,358
How are you two doing?

2225
02:10:49,462 --> 02:10:53,086
You ever seen a baby
this beautiful before?

2226
02:10:53,190 --> 02:10:57,056
Out of the 762
that I have delivered,

2227
02:10:57,159 --> 02:11:01,715
between us, she is definitely
the most beautiful.

2228
02:11:01,819 --> 02:11:03,579
Nurse Norma,
can you get Mrs. Hunterson

2229
02:11:03,683 --> 02:11:09,620
her complimentary burp cloths?

2230
02:11:10,828 --> 02:11:12,485
Maybe in Connecticut
this shit flies,

2231
02:11:12,588 --> 02:11:16,558
but Lord have mercy.

2232
02:11:16,661 --> 02:11:19,733
I, uh...

2233
02:11:19,837 --> 02:11:23,703
I know what you're thinking.

2234
02:11:23,806 --> 02:11:26,188
Yeah. no I don't. That's a lie.

2235
02:11:26,292 --> 02:11:28,535
I--

2236
02:11:28,639 --> 02:11:32,850
what are you thinking?

2237
02:11:32,954 --> 02:11:38,580
I'm thinking...

2238
02:11:40,099 --> 02:11:42,170
I could never thank you enough

2239
02:11:42,273 --> 02:11:47,830
for everything
you've done for me.

2240
02:11:47,934 --> 02:11:50,074
And I'm thinking
your wife's around.

2241
02:11:50,178 --> 02:11:53,871
And you shouldn't kiss me.

2242
02:11:53,975 --> 02:11:56,839
The way she looks at you.

2243
02:11:56,943 --> 02:12:03,191
So much trust.

2244
02:12:04,813 --> 02:12:06,953
We could have
a big drama that gets
drawn out here

2245
02:12:07,057 --> 02:12:12,027
for a couple years
and makes everyone miserable,

2246
02:12:12,131 --> 02:12:16,721
or we could end it right here.

2247
02:12:16,825 --> 02:12:22,693
No body count.

2248
02:12:27,111 --> 02:12:32,461
So this is goodbye.

2249
02:12:32,565 --> 02:12:36,569
I will never forget you.

2250
02:12:36,672 --> 02:12:42,402
Another lifetime.

2251
02:12:48,512 --> 02:12:51,170
Oh.

2252
02:12:51,273 --> 02:12:53,620
You deserve homemade,

2253
02:12:53,724 --> 02:12:56,209
but try telling that
to a vending machine.

2254
02:12:56,313 --> 02:13:00,144
Here.

2255
02:13:00,248 --> 02:13:03,320
Thanks For Taking Me
To The Moon Moonpie.

2256
02:13:03,423 --> 02:13:09,705
[soft music]

2257
02:13:14,365 --> 02:13:16,885
<i>♪ I didn't know,
But now I see ♪</i>

2258
02:13:16,989 --> 02:13:19,508
<i>♪ Sometimes what is
Is meant to be ♪</i>

2259
02:13:19,612 --> 02:13:23,547
<i>♪ You saved me</i>

2260
02:13:23,650 --> 02:13:26,067
<i>♪ My blurry lines
My messy life ♪</i>

2261
02:13:26,170 --> 02:13:31,555
<i>♪ Come into focus
And in time maybe ♪</i>

2262
02:13:31,658 --> 02:13:33,833
<i>♪ I can heal</i>

2263
02:13:33,936 --> 02:13:36,456
<i>♪ And I can breathe</i>

2264
02:13:36,560 --> 02:13:41,634
<i>♪ 'Cause I can feel
Myself believe ♪</i>

2265
02:13:41,737 --> 02:13:45,914
<i>♪ Everything changes</i>

2266
02:13:46,018 --> 02:13:50,746
<i>♪ Oh, my heart's
At the wheel now ♪</i>

2267
02:13:50,850 --> 02:13:53,991
<i>♪ And all my mistakes
They make sense ♪</i>

2268
02:13:54,095 --> 02:13:56,614
<i>♪ When I turn them around</i>

2269
02:13:56,718 --> 02:14:00,032
<i>♪ Everything changes</i>

2270
02:14:00,135 --> 02:14:02,586
<i>♪ What I thought
Was so permanent ♪</i>

2271
02:14:02,689 --> 02:14:07,073
<i>♪ Fades in the blink
Of an eye ♪</i>

2272
02:14:07,177 --> 02:14:10,111
<i>♪ There's a new life
In front of my face ♪</i>

2273
02:14:10,214 --> 02:14:12,354
<i>♪ In the blink of an eye
There's a new life ♪</i>

2274
02:14:12,458 --> 02:14:14,149
<i>♪ In front of my face</i>

2275
02:14:14,253 --> 02:14:16,634
<i>♪ And I know in due time</i>

2276
02:14:16,738 --> 02:14:19,258
<i>♪ Every right thing will find
Its right place ♪</i>

2277
02:14:19,361 --> 02:14:21,570
<i>♪ And I know in due time</i>

2278
02:14:21,674 --> 02:14:23,952
<i>♪ Every right thing Will find
Its right place ♪</i>

2279
02:14:24,056 --> 02:14:27,162
<i>♪ So I swear I'll remember
To say we were both ♪</i>

2280
02:14:27,266 --> 02:14:31,580
<i>♪ Born today</i>

2281
02:14:31,684 --> 02:14:37,690
<i>♪ 'Cause everything's
Changed ♪</i>

2282
02:14:37,793 --> 02:14:46,008
<i>♪ Everything changes</i>

2283
02:14:46,112 --> 02:14:49,702
- [music ends]
- [applause]

2284
02:14:49,805 --> 02:14:55,811
[gentle music]

2285
02:14:56,916 --> 02:15:00,713
Shh, shh. [laughs]

2286
02:15:00,816 --> 02:15:03,578
Oh. [laughs]

2287
02:15:03,681 --> 02:15:05,752
"To my only friend.

2288
02:15:05,856 --> 02:15:07,685
Start fresh.

2289
02:15:07,789 --> 02:15:11,241
I'm leaving you--

2290
02:15:11,344 --> 02:15:13,588
I'm leaving you the pie shop.

2291
02:15:13,691 --> 02:15:16,108
Name a pie for me
when I'm gone."

2292
02:15:21,872 --> 02:15:27,912
[upbeat music]

2293
02:15:29,362 --> 02:15:32,054
Okay, little Lulu.

2294
02:15:32,158 --> 02:15:35,196
we got 16 Lulu Lemonade Pies,

2295
02:15:35,299 --> 02:15:37,094
eight Polka Dot Peach
and four Cocoa Cream.

2296
02:15:37,198 --> 02:15:40,028
- How many is that?
- A lot!

2297
02:15:40,132 --> 02:15:42,272
A lot! Thank you, Miss Lulu.

2298
02:15:42,375 --> 02:15:45,344
Wait, it's magic time.
Magic time.

2299
02:15:45,447 --> 02:15:46,793
All right, I've been practicing.
Watch closely.

2300
02:15:46,897 --> 02:15:48,795
Are you ready? A one,

2301
02:15:48,899 --> 02:15:52,834
a two, a three.

2302
02:15:52,937 --> 02:15:56,113
I don't got it. Hey.

2303
02:15:56,217 --> 02:15:58,460
- Wow, Mama.
- Hi, baby girl.

2304
02:15:58,564 --> 02:16:00,359
[Cal] Jenna, what's
the special pie today?

2305
02:16:00,462 --> 02:16:02,671
Old Joe's Slice of Heaven pie,

2306
02:16:02,775 --> 02:16:04,846
with tomato on the side.

2307
02:16:04,949 --> 02:16:07,642
[all] On its own plate!

2308
02:16:07,745 --> 02:16:09,368
<i>♪ Opening up</i>

2309
02:16:09,471 --> 02:16:12,992
<i>♪ Into a new day</i>

2310
02:16:13,095 --> 02:16:15,891
<i>♪ Open to love</i>

2311
02:16:15,995 --> 02:16:19,861
<i>♪ Isn't it amazing
What comes our way? ♪</i>

2312
02:16:19,964 --> 02:16:25,660
<i>♪ One at a time
Everyday falls in line ♪</i>

2313
02:16:25,763 --> 02:16:31,597
<i>♪ Learning to love
What's on the inside ♪</i>

2314
02:16:31,700 --> 02:16:37,637
<i>♪ Looking around
At the same things ♪</i>

2315
02:16:37,741 --> 02:16:42,815
<i>♪ All of them changing
'Cause everything does ♪</i>

2316
02:16:42,918 --> 02:16:45,852
<i>♪ Life's rearranging</i>

2317
02:16:45,956 --> 02:16:48,786
<i>♪ And we're opening up</i>

2318
02:16:48,890 --> 02:16:55,172
<i>♪ To what's inside of</i>

2319
02:16:55,276 --> 02:17:04,008
<i>♪ What's inside of love...</i>

2320
02:17:04,112 --> 02:17:06,804
<i>♪ What's inside?</i>

2321
02:17:06,908 --> 02:17:09,911
<i>♪ Sugar, butter, flour</i>

2322
02:17:10,014 --> 02:17:13,294
- [music ends]
- [applause]

2323
02:17:13,397 --> 02:17:18,022
[upbeat music]

2324
02:17:18,126 --> 02:17:24,615
[applause]

2325
02:18:14,389 --> 02:18:18,290
<i>♪ Isn't it amazing
What comes our way? ♪</i>

2326
02:18:18,393 --> 02:18:23,605
<i>♪ One at a time
Everyday falls in line ♪</i>

2327
02:18:23,709 --> 02:18:28,817
<i>♪ Learning to love
What's on the inside ♪</i>

2328
02:18:28,921 --> 02:18:35,514
<i>♪ Looking around
At the same things ♪</i>

2329
02:18:35,617 --> 02:18:40,035
<i>♪ All of them changing
'Cause everything does ♪</i>

2330
02:18:40,139 --> 02:18:43,453
<i>♪ Life's rearranging</i>

2331
02:18:43,556 --> 02:18:46,559
<i>♪ And we're opening up</i>

2332
02:18:46,663 --> 02:18:55,361
<i>♪ To what's inside of love...</i>

2333
02:18:55,465 --> 02:18:59,848
<i>♪ Opening up
Opening up ♪</i>

2334
02:18:59,952 --> 02:19:06,407
[applause]

2335
02:19:15,933 --> 02:19:22,146
[soft music]

2336
02:21:29,653 --> 02:21:36,073
[upbeat music]

2337
02:21:37,489 --> 02:21:40,112
<i>♪ Down at the diner</i>

2338
02:21:40,215 --> 02:21:45,911
<i>♪ Ah</i>

2339
02:21:46,083 --> 02:21:49,708
<i>♪ So many ways to slice
A piece of this life ♪</i>

2340
02:21:49,811 --> 02:21:53,228
<i>♪ But most of the time
It's into quarter life crisis ♪</i>

2341
02:21:53,332 --> 02:21:56,991
<i>♪ What's on your plate
At any given time ♪</i>

2342
02:21:57,094 --> 02:22:00,408
<i>♪ Can change with the specials
And a jukebox dime ♪</i>

2343
02:22:00,512 --> 02:22:03,791
<i>♪ Down at the diner</i>

2344
02:22:03,894 --> 02:22:08,243
<i>♪ Start to feel
A little lighter ♪</i>

2345
02:22:08,347 --> 02:22:11,350
<i>♪ Down at the diner</i>

2346
02:22:11,453 --> 02:22:13,801
<i>♪ Look around and feel better</i>

2347
02:22:13,904 --> 02:22:16,251
<i>♪ We're all in this together</i>

2348
02:22:16,355 --> 02:22:20,048
<i>♪ I wouldn't call this place
A happy end ♪</i>

2349
02:22:20,152 --> 02:22:24,294
<i>♪ But I've been round the block
And just came back again ♪</i>

2350
02:22:24,397 --> 02:22:27,331
<i>♪ I ain't seen the world yet,
But I know this much ♪</i>

2351
02:22:27,435 --> 02:22:30,749
<i>♪ Might as well call home
Wherever my ass ends up ♪</i>

2352
02:22:30,852 --> 02:22:34,097
<i>♪ Down at the diner</i>

2353
02:22:34,200 --> 02:22:38,411
<i>♪ Don't need to tell them
Why I'm here ♪</i>

2354
02:22:38,515 --> 02:22:42,450
<i>♪ They know me at the diner</i>

2355
02:22:42,554 --> 02:22:46,592
<i>♪ And in every single bite
Is a little bit of life ♪</i>

2356
02:22:46,696 --> 02:22:51,632
<i>♪ So many days to endure
In a row ♪</i>

2357
02:22:51,735 --> 02:22:55,256
<i>♪ It's the little things
That keep us afloat ♪</i>

2358
02:22:55,359 --> 02:22:57,776
<i>♪ Thank God for the oasis</i>

2359
02:22:57,879 --> 02:22:59,950
<i>♪ The people and places</i>

2360
02:23:00,054 --> 02:23:03,816
<i>♪ That save us and serve
As reminder ♪</i>

2361
02:23:03,920 --> 02:23:05,991
<i>♪ That's why we come
To the diner ♪</i>

2362
02:23:06,094 --> 02:23:07,889
<i>♪ At the diner</i>

2363
02:23:07,993 --> 02:23:13,377
<i>♪ Ah</i>

2364
02:23:13,481 --> 02:23:17,174
<i>♪ Ordered up is how I
like My days to find me ♪</i>

2365
02:23:17,278 --> 02:23:20,937
<i>♪ Everything here has
It's place and timing ♪</i>

2366
02:23:21,040 --> 02:23:24,043
<i>♪ I've never been
someone Who fits right in ♪</i>

2367
02:23:24,147 --> 02:23:27,909
<i>♪ But I found myself
Organizing condiments ♪</i>

2368
02:23:28,013 --> 02:23:31,603
<i>♪ Down at the diner</i>

2369
02:23:31,706 --> 02:23:35,399
<i>♪ I'm exponentially wiser</i>

2370
02:23:35,503 --> 02:23:39,680
<i>♪ Down at the diner</i>

2371
02:23:39,783 --> 02:23:43,580
<i>♪ Whatever you are
There's room at the bar ♪</i>

2372
02:23:43,684 --> 02:23:47,342
<i>♪ Every day begin again</i>

2373
02:23:47,446 --> 02:23:50,587
<i>♪ Take a seat and settle in</i>

2374
02:23:50,691 --> 02:23:54,556
<i>♪ With the rest of us</i>

2375
02:23:54,660 --> 02:23:57,870
<i>♪ We're all just</i>

2376
02:23:57,974 --> 02:23:59,907
<i>♪ Trying to get by</i>

2377
02:24:00,010 --> 02:24:01,702
<i>♪ When it gets hard</i>

2378
02:24:01,805 --> 02:24:03,876
<i>♪ This small town</i>

2379
02:24:03,980 --> 02:24:06,189
<i>♪ Is who we are</i>

2380
02:24:06,292 --> 02:24:07,569
<i>♪ It's the heartbeat</i>

2381
02:24:07,673 --> 02:24:09,848
<i>♪ The center</i>

2382
02:24:09,951 --> 02:24:13,852
<i>♪ The lifeline you enter</i>

2383
02:24:13,955 --> 02:24:15,647
<i>- ♪ It's the heartbeat
- ♪ The heartbeat</i>

2384
02:24:15,750 --> 02:24:18,926
<i>- ♪ Center
- ♪ The center</i>

2385
02:24:19,029 --> 02:24:21,307
<i>- ♪ The lifeline you enter
- ♪ The lifeline you enter</i>

2386
02:24:21,411 --> 02:24:25,173
<i>♪ Every day what you got</i>

2387
02:24:25,277 --> 02:24:28,625
<i>♪ Bring it with you
Share your love ♪</i>

2388
02:24:28,729 --> 02:24:32,180
<i>♪ It's the rest of us</i>

2389
02:24:32,284 --> 02:24:36,668
<i>♪ We're all just</i>

2390
02:24:36,771 --> 02:24:39,394
<i>♪ Down at the diner</i>

2391
02:24:39,498 --> 02:24:42,363
<i>♪ Ah</i>



