1 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:22,360 # Oooh, ooh, ooh 2 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,600 # Lots of snow and mistletoe 3 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,600 # Nat King Cole on the stereo 4 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,560 # It's that time again 5 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,040 # It's that time again 6 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,920 # Gingerbread and jingle bells 7 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,040 # Let's go riding in our sleigh 8 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,680 # It's that time again 9 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,400 # Through this winter wonderland 10 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,480 # It's that time again... # 11 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,840 ALARM BEEPS 12 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,840 OK. 13 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,400 Ah-ah-ah! 14 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,200 Ooh, Jack. Hot. Oven mitts! 15 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,240 Oh, I don't need them. 16 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,320 I have super heat tolerance in my fingertips 17 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,200 from working at a pizza place in high school. 18 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,360 Oh, I love you. 19 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,040 And you have many great qualities, 20 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,120 but you do not have super heat tolerance. 21 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,280 Oh, I beg to differ. My... 22 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,520 OVEN BEEPS 23 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,520 Oh, onion rings! 24 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,760 Ah! Oh... 25 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,560 Hot... Hot! Oven mitts. 26 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,480 I don't need them. Ah! 27 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,840 Are you OK? 28 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,880 Are YOU OK? 29 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,440 Yeah, I'm fine. 30 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,200 Run them under water or something. Feel. Do you feel anything? 31 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,000 Yeah, just... Just in case, though. 32 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,560 Do you see anything? Just... I mean... I'm going to do it. 33 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,400 I'm going to do it because I have to clean my hands, but I don't... 34 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,600 Are you good? 35 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,680 Yeah. 36 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,240 Let's see what you got. 37 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,280 All right. 38 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,240 No, don't know, I'm telling you. 39 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,760 You know, you're skipping over some good ones. 40 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,680 Ahh. Yeah. 41 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,200 Oh, that's a good choice, actually. Oh, that's a good choice. 42 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,120 Yeah. If you want to...if you want to get the party ended. 43 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,160 OK, well... Yeah? 44 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,440 That's my secret weapon! 45 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,320 MUSIC: Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade 46 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,160 That's not fair. OK, then. OK, well, fine. I guess we don't need me. 47 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,120 I guess I'm not needed. Aw. 48 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:07,400 # Are you hanging up your stockings on the wall... # 49 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,120 Pretty sensitive, I guess. 50 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:15,600 # It's the time where every Santa has to call 51 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,280 BOTH: # Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? 52 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,360 # Does a ton-up on his sleigh 53 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:31,240 # Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? 54 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,440 Here we go. Here we go. 55 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,000 ALL: # So here it is, Merry Christmas 56 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,040 # Everybody's having fun 57 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,720 # Look to the future now... # 58 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,720 KNOCK ON DOOR 59 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,160 I'll get it, I'll get it. Ah, you win. You win, OK. 60 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,280 Happy Christmas, you guys. Hi! 61 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,560 Oh, we're so sorry we're late. Our sitter cancelled 62 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,040 and we were going to stay home, and Marcus said, 63 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,280 "Let's just bring Henry." 64 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,600 Of course. Hi, Henry. 65 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,280 You know what? 66 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,840 We're going to leave. 67 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,000 No, he's welcome. Of course he is. 68 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,600 Oh, my God. Don't be silly. 69 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,840 Caroline, oh. We brought wine. 70 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,880 We need a party so bad. 71 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,760 Hey, where have you been? 72 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,080 I texted you, like, 70 times. 73 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,240 You don't text me back. 74 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,760 Oh, yes. 75 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,200 Let's get you some eggnog with a little rum in it. 76 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,720 Oh, Jack. 77 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,240 I'm kidding! I'm kidding. 78 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,920 Hey, who brought their mother? 79 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,120 It's not cool. 80 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,240 Not cool. 81 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,320 Look, yes, you're going to love this. 82 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,960 Look at this. 83 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,920 Crush the Christmas village. 84 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,120 Christmas smash. 85 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,960 That's frickin' adorable. 86 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,680 Jack's going to be such a good dad. 87 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,440 OK. Let's, yeah, get you more wine. 88 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,760 Here we go. 89 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,840 Brrrr! 90 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,560 Boink. 91 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,760 Boink. 92 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,760 HENRY CRIES 93 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,600 I know. You don't want to see Mummy. 94 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,960 I know, you just want Uncle Jack. 95 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,080 I think that was a very successful party. 96 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,200 Yeah, we throw exceptional parties. I feel like if I went to that party, 97 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,120 I'd be home right now talking about how fun it was. Oh, for months. 98 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,960 Except for that guy, Henry. What a problem. 99 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,200 Oh, my God. 100 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,000 He kept trying to grab Trish's boob right in front of her husband. 101 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,920 Oh, cancel that guy. 102 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,680 I know. It's wild. 103 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,040 What a perv. 104 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,040 THEY CHUCKLE 105 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,080 By the way, I was thinking, when we get back, 106 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,320 we should...we should start trying. 107 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,400 Trying what? 108 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,000 You know, to have a little pervert of our own. 109 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,040 Oh, yeah. I thought you... 110 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,400 So, like, 1st of January? 111 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,520 Like, first quarter of next year? 112 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,160 Oh, first quarter, second quarter. 113 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,560 I don't know. I don't want to overpromise to shareholders. 114 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,640 But, Jack, there's two VP slots opening up this year 115 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,760 and I really think I have a chance at one of them, 116 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,560 which is not going to happen if... Yeah, yeah. No, no, no rush. 117 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,120 So what, like, August, September? 118 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,720 Ooh. Wow, that soon. 119 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,600 Didn't we say we'd wait a few years when we got married? 120 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,680 Yeah, we did, but that was a few years ago. 121 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,120 Yeah, but I just... 122 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,040 It still changes everything, you know? 123 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,160 I mean, do you want to be like Trish and Marcus? 124 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,520 They were falling asleep on the couch at midnight. 125 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,080 No, for many reasons, I don't want to be like Trish and Marcus. 126 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,880 I want to be like Jack and Caroline - and Buster. 127 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,920 It's a boy. 128 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,800 Or if it's a girl, works the same. 129 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,440 Hmm. Yeah, well, it's just that Jack and Caroline get to go out 130 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,240 with their friends whenever they want. 131 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,640 And last week, we stood in line for two hours to try deep-fried bagels. 132 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,000 Can't do that with a baby. 133 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 And you can basically kiss your D&D goodbye. 134 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you...? 135 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,320 Are you saying I have to choose between a baby 136 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,880 and 16th-level cleric Merlin Flashwand. 137 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,560 Your character's name is Merlin Flashwand? 138 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,720 Yeah, yeah. 139 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,400 I was 13 years old when I came up with that gem. 140 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,360 It was hilarious at the time and... Jack, trust me, 141 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,640 I grew up in a very noisy, very big family. 142 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,840 We don't want that kind of chaos in our life. 143 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,280 Yeah, you're right. I know. 144 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,600 We're happy. We're... 145 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,680 We're good, we're young. Well, you're young. 146 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,360 And Buster's a good name for a dog, too. Yeah. 147 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,360 Buster ONLY works for a dog. Right. 148 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,160 Yeah, I know. It's... 149 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,720 I love what we have. 150 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,640 I don't need some...some baby I don't even know messing that up. 151 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,760 Nah. 152 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,080 I love you. I love you, too. 153 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,760 Oh, Christmas in Ireland. 154 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,120 Yeah, I'm a bit nervous. 155 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,320 I haven't been there for Christmas in four years. 156 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,160 Really? I guess so, yeah. 157 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,600 Because the wedding and then we've been going to my parents 158 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,800 every year for Christmas, which, oh, that reminds me, 159 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,880 I got to call them and tell them I'm not coming home this year. 160 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,960 Oof. Oh, I'm sure they can do one Christmas 161 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,040 without their precious Jacky boy. 162 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,960 Oh, ha-ha. Hey, I'm an only child, OK? 163 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,160 I'm not used to disappointing them. 164 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,800 Which, by the way, 165 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,000 would you mind calling them for me? 166 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,560 Everyone is so friendly. 167 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,240 I can't believe we're here already. 168 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,840 I don't even remember taking off. 169 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,520 Yeah, you sounded like a baby. 170 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,800 I know. Which is ironic, 171 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,360 because all the other babies were awake the whole way. 172 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,360 This is us, I think. Yeah, I think so. 173 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,360 It's a Volvo. OK, are you sure you don't want me to drive? 174 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,040 I grew up here. I know the roads. 175 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,120 Caroline, I'm a grown man capable of driving 176 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,000 on the other side of the road. All right, all right. Thank you. 177 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,280 Jack, Jack, Jack! Wrong lane. 178 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,640 Ah! 179 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,640 HORN BEEPS 180 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,240 Oh, my God. 181 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,160 You OK? Yeah, you drive. 182 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,600 Yeah, I think so. OK. 183 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,480 Want to run through everyone's names one more time? OK. 184 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,840 Aidan, the oldest brother, has two kids, Liam and Saoirse. 185 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,520 He was married to Siobhan, and they're divorced now. 186 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,240 OK, good. But you can skip that part. 187 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,440 Then there's Pauline, married to Malcolm. 188 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,200 His semen produced Sean and Patrick, who are not twins. 189 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,160 Maeve is the middle sister married to Finn and they have baby Clara. 190 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,280 Well done. Now let's do my mum's side. 191 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,320 Bring it on. 192 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,720 Bally... What's this county called? 193 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,440 Oh, so, this is your town? This is it. 194 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,880 Ballyogue. Aw. 195 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,040 Here we are. 196 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,520 Ahh, I love it. What is that? 197 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,520 Oh, that's the living nativity. 198 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,480 Oh, right. Yeah. 199 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,600 Everyone in town signs up for a spot. 200 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,040 Oh, wow, that's so fun. 201 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,800 Oh, wow, they're really committed. 202 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,120 Look at them. 203 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,200 OK. Well, as I live and breathe. 204 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,960 Is that Caroline Reilly? 205 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,000 Hi, Mrs Gallagher. 206 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,720 Oh, no, please call me Mary. 207 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,440 Oh, of course, cos of the... 208 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,600 No, cos that's my name. 209 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,040 Sorry. Tell your mother I said hi. 210 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,880 He's lovely. 211 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,440 Yeah. Welcome to Ireland, Jack. 212 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,400 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 213 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,960 Merry Christmas. ALL: Merry Christmas! 214 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,360 I don't see Joseph. 215 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,280 Oh, wow. 216 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,320 This is great. 217 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,080 I love that your dad owns a pub. 218 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,120 And his dad owned it and his dad before him. 219 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,840 Reilly's. Cool. Reilly's, yeah. 220 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,200 It's going to be packed this week. Yeah? Yeah. 221 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,840 The Christmas Eve party here is kind of a Ballyogue tradition. 222 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,560 Oh, right! It's surreal, cos I've heard so much about it. 223 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,680 To see it... Wow. Oh, shoot. 224 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,760 There's a step there. Oh, my God. Wow. 225 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,520 This is not cool. Oh, hey. 226 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,920 Wow. 227 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,720 I know you said Ballyogue was a small town, 228 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,880 but is this everybody? Nollaig shona dhuit! 229 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,000 Ah. Nollaig shona dhuit. 230 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,720 HE ATTEMPTS IRISH 231 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,720 ..to you. 232 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,640 What, Jack? Jack. What? 233 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,160 It's nollaig shona dhuit. It means Happy Christmas in Irish. 234 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,000 Isn't that what I said? No, Jack, it isn't. Welcome to Reilly's. 235 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,160 What can I get yous? I'm Caroline. 236 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,600 Oh, well, that's fine. 237 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,480 What can I get yous, Caroline? 238 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,400 Caroline. 239 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,600 Dad, hi. You're home! 240 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,680 OK, Dad, just mind yourself. Put me down. 241 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,960 Oh. Oh, my gosh. 242 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,480 Hello. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey... 243 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,480 Hey! 244 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,480 HE ATTEMPTS IRISH 245 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,280 Erm... Oh, my... 246 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,560 It means Happy Christmas in Irish. 247 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,960 It most certainly does not. 248 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,880 Ah. Dad, where is everyone? 249 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,720 What are you talking about? There's Jerry and Mike right there. 250 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,760 Hey, lads. 251 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,320 You remember my daughter, Caroline? 252 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,400 Sure. 253 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:53,520 The fancy executive making million-dollar deals for breakfast. 254 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,360 Is it true you ride to work every day in a limousine? 255 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,880 What? No. What? Dad, what are you telling people? 256 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:03,320 Mostly that you ride to work every day in a limousine. 257 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,880 You try explaining what an executive director in marketing analytics 258 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,440 does to Gerry O'Sullivan. 259 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,640 Um, well, basically, my department is responsible 260 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,520 for quantising data metrics to determine if there's any ROI 261 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,320 on our CTAs, BPs, CPs, and TLPs. 262 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,040 HE BELCHES 263 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,640 Wow. Now, that's impressive. 264 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,400 Yeah. I ride to work every day in a limousine. 265 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,040 And I couldn't be more proud. Cheers. 266 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,360 Jack, you'll have a whisky? A whisky... Now? 267 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,520 Oh, no, thank you. It's, like, 10am. 268 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,800 Just get something. Oh, right. 269 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,400 Well, beer it is, then. 270 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,120 Yeah. Ah, OK. 271 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,800 Let's get a round it. OK. 272 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,960 Tell me again. 273 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,400 Nollaig... Nollaig shona dhuit. 274 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,080 Nollaig... No, Jack, Jack. 275 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,200 Yeah. Nollaig shona dhuit. Nollaig shona dhuit. 276 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,680 Nollaig shona dhuit. Nollaig... I'm just going to say it fast 277 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,880 so people don't judge me. Nollaig shona dhuit. 278 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,200 Thank you, guys. Are you sure? 279 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,720 Yeah? OK. Thanks. 280 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,760 Wow. 281 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,600 So weird the place is dead. 282 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,200 I can't believe he just let me walk out with this beer. 283 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,720 Wow. Here, here. 284 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,560 Oh, I got it. I got it. Here. 285 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,560 SHE SIGHS 286 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,720 Can you hold that? 287 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,160 Oi! Wow. 288 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,560 This is great. This is great. 289 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,760 Ha! 290 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,920 It looks like it belongs on a Christmas card or something. 291 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,800 If you two don't stop fighting, 292 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,920 I swear to God I'll cancel Christmas. 293 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,040 Boys, take it outside, please. Come on. 294 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,640 You've got a whole bloody island to destroy. 295 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,280 CLATTERING 296 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,360 That better not be my Christmas tree. 297 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,440 It took me two full days to decorate that tree. 298 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,320 Hi, Mum! Caroline! 299 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,320 And Jack! 300 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,520 Finally here. 301 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,280 Yeah. When did you two get here? 302 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,960 CLARA CRIES 303 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,960 Oh! 304 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,080 Hi. Hi, we've been here for, like, five minutes. 305 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,120 Oh, God, sorry. I'm knackered. 306 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,600 Welcome. How was your flight? 307 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,280 Are you tired? You look tired. 308 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,280 Oh, thanks. Let me get you a drink. 309 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,560 Oh, we just had one, actually. 310 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,760 Then you need another one. Oh, no, I... 311 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,480 Hey! Jack and Caroline are here! 312 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,640 Oh! How are you? Oh, yes! 313 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,320 Hi! Oh, hey. 314 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,120 Oh, it is so good to see you. 315 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,680 Oh, boys, boys! 316 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,000 Oh, boys, no. 317 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,240 Excuse me. Come back here! 318 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,600 Oh, Sean, for the love of God, 319 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,640 would you put that broom down? 320 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,800 How're you doing anyway? Yeah... Yeah, yeah. 321 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,800 We're good. It's been kind of... That's great. 322 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800 Um... Sorry. 323 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,200 Have you...? Oh, third blowout today. 324 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,960 Oh, awful. Back in a sec. 325 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,200 Who's hungry? Oh, thank you. 326 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,480 Yes, I could eat. I'm... Sure. 327 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,040 Come on, come on, come on. 328 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,320 We might as well. 329 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,080 Oh, my God. Mm! 330 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,720 Wow. 331 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,440 Mm! Nadine, this beef stew is amazing. 332 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,600 Oh, I'm glad you liked it. Mm. Can I get you a little bit more? 333 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,360 No, no, thank you, I... I reached my limit. 334 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,640 I had three bowls of this. 335 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,960 Are you sure now? Yes, positive. Don't be polite. 336 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,800 I'm not, truly. 337 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,000 I'm actually in a lot of pain. 338 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,800 Leave him alone. He's full. 339 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,200 Yes, thank you, Caroline. Fine. 340 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,600 Dessert, then. 341 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,240 No. Nadine, what are you doing? 342 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,960 I truly... 343 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,760 I'm... 344 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,760 You're...? Thank you. I... 345 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,520 OK. Thank you so much. 346 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,280 These look delicious. I appreciate it. 347 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,000 HE MOUTHS 348 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,520 HE EXHALES 349 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,520 So, we passed the pub 350 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,960 on the way here. 351 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,200 It was pretty dead. 352 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,560 What's going on? 353 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,720 Oh, yeah. Folks are probably down at Cormac's place. 354 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,760 Cormac? Like Cormac O'Leary? 355 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,480 Who's, um...? 356 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,040 Who's that? 357 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,280 Caroline never told you about Cormac? No. 358 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,400 Oh, he and Caroline were quite the item back in the day. 359 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,160 Oh. If I'm being honest, I don't think he ever quite got over her. 360 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,240 Really? Mm-hm. 361 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,880 That's very interesting. 362 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,440 It was years ago. 363 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,080 I'm sure he's almost over me by now. 364 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,440 Uh-uh! Oh, you're turning a little red. 365 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,240 I doubt he's over you. 366 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,760 Why should he be? 367 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,560 Oh, who would be over you? I don't blame him, by the way. 368 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,200 I think it's cute. 369 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,240 The small town lad still pining away for the one who got away. 370 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,600 I'll tell you this, 371 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,040 he has good taste. 372 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,400 Who's that? 373 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,400 That's him? 374 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,960 And that's just his front side. 375 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,320 What does that mean, Nadine? Cormac opened a pub? 376 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,720 Yeah, it's quite popular. What? That's his frontside. 377 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,960 They have the karaoke, which the young crowd seem to like. 378 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,200 Sorry, when did this happen? 379 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,480 Oh, I suppose about two years ago. 380 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,280 Why didn't you tell me about this? 381 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,640 It's not a big deal, Caroline. 382 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,320 But what about the pub? What about Christmas Eve? Oh. 383 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,160 What if no-one shows up? What are you doing? Hey, buddy. 384 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,880 What are you doing? Woof. 385 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,200 Oh, you're a doggie. 386 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,600 He needs to do something, Mum. He needs to innovate. 387 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,720 Update the menu. Invest in some entertainment. 388 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,840 What does...does puppy want a treat? Woof. Yeah? 389 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,160 OK, here we go. 390 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,640 Yes, sit. Good boy. 391 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,120 Here you go. Calm down. 392 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,040 You don't know what you're on about. 393 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,680 Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. 394 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,600 Can puppy...can puppy beg? 395 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,800 HE PANTS 396 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Good boy. Good doggie. 397 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,840 OK. Can puppy do a paw? 398 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,360 A shake? Yeah. 399 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,960 Oh, paw, good boy. 400 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,720 My degree is in business, so I wouldn't have a clue 401 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,240 about the basic economics of a small town pub culture. 402 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,680 Can puppy fart? 403 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,120 HE SNARLS 404 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,120 Whoa! 405 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,120 Sean! 406 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,560 Where is that child of mine? 407 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,840 Where is he? Where's Sean? 408 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,440 Now, listen, I'll distract her. 409 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,120 But you've got to make a run for it. OK. 410 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,320 Oh, little animal just tied his brother to a tree. 411 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,720 I'm going to kill him. Come here. Right, don't rat me out. 412 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,880 Oh, I know, I know. Come here, come here, come here. 413 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,640 I don't. I have not seen him. 414 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,720 You want me to take him? I can take him. 415 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,680 Cos I'm going outside anyway. I can untie him. 416 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,640 You sure? Yeah. I got you. Come on, buddy. 417 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,200 Ah! No, you don't. 418 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,400 Get back here, Sean. I'm going to untie you. 419 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,920 I'm really good at untying knots 420 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,760 because Caroline's always tying me up. 421 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,480 JACK LAUGHS 422 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,480 Jack! I'm kidding. 423 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,000 He doesn't know what were talking about. Stop talking. 424 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,680 I'm going to take a shower. 425 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,720 Put me down! All right, here we go. 426 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,400 Let's see. What do we got here? 427 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,800 Oh, it's actually a really good knot. That's impressive. 428 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,800 But I was very cool when I was your age, 429 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,440 so I also got tied up a lot. 430 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,840 Got very good at untying knots. 431 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,000 Why do you think your brother ties you up, huh? 432 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,080 I don't know. He's just annoying. 433 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,520 Yeah, he's annoying, but it's also because he knows he can. 434 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,440 You want Sean to stop tying you up? 435 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,600 Well, then you got to show him who's boss. 436 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,160 Right? So how do you do that? 437 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,640 Because the problem is, guys like us, we're... 438 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,600 We're kind of small. Yeah. Shall we try it out? 439 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,000 I want you to show me. 440 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,640 Show me that you're a man who's not going to be messed with. 441 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,160 What does that look like to you? 442 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,560 Oh! 443 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,720 Oh... Sorry. 444 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,000 Oh, that's OK. 445 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,760 JACK COUGHS 446 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,280 Are you OK? Yes, I'm great. 447 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,120 I'm actually really good. I'm OK. 448 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,680 I'm good. 449 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,920 Thank you. Where are you...? Where are you going? 450 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,680 Well, it was a good talk. Good talk. 451 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,560 HE GROANS 452 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,160 Got it! Coming. 453 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,800 Oh, hey. It's yours? Hey, lads, it's Jack. 454 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,520 What's up, fellas? There you go. 455 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,920 You're welcome, fella. 456 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,840 Playing a little soccer? 457 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,120 HE SIGHS 458 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,200 Gaelic football, boyo. 459 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,960 Oh, cool. Just whipping the lads into shape before the match 460 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,520 on Christmas Eve. 461 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,920 Huh! Oh, Jeez. 462 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,880 I'd ask you to join us, but we're full. Oh. 463 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,480 You can practise with us if you want, though. 464 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,280 Oh, that's OK. Thanks, Finn. 465 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,320 Patrick punched me really hard in the balls, 466 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,880 so I think I'll just watch. 467 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,800 My Patrick did that? Oh, yeah. You would've been really proud. 468 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,480 Yeah, and he seemed to have no remorse. 469 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,120 Well done, kiddo. 470 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,320 Yeah. Classic Patrick. 471 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,640 Huh! See you in a bit. 472 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,040 Back to it. OK. 473 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,440 Have fun. 474 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,920 Liam. 475 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,480 Oh, hey. Saoirse. 476 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,960 Saoirse. Yeah. "Sor-sha"? 477 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,720 "Ser-sa." "Ser-sa." 478 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,760 Such a pretty name. It's cool. 479 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,320 We don't have any Saoirses where I'm from. 480 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,840 So sorry if I butcher it a few more times. 481 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,000 That's OK. 482 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,520 Liam, come on. 483 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,120 Oh, there's... Hey, there's Liam. 484 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,960 This way. 485 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,520 Doesn't seem like it's his thing, huh? No. 486 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,800 See he's running... I thought you couldn't touch it with your hands 487 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,920 in football. That's football-football. 488 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,440 This is Gaelic football. 489 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,840 Oh. You can carry the ball for four steps. 490 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,600 Uh-huh. You can kick it, or you can solo it. OK. 491 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,200 Go on! Throw it through the posts for one 492 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,160 and kick it into the net for three. 493 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,960 You can tackle the ball but not each other. Right. 494 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,520 Unless no-one's looking and then all bets are off. 495 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,760 OK. 496 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,280 That... Thanks for clearing it up. 497 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,080 Liam! 498 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,360 Put your head into the game. And out of your arse! 499 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,720 Sorry. 500 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,920 I would have had that. 501 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,960 We'd be up by 2-0 by now. 502 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,240 "Arse" is... Is "arse" ass? 503 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,360 Yeah. 504 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,880 Whoa. 505 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,120 It's hardcore. 506 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,320 You're hardcore. 507 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,760 Same again, lads. 508 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,400 I don't get it. Why don't you just jump in there? 509 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,440 Yeah, right. 510 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,120 As my dad keeps reminding us, 511 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,400 the honour of the Reilly man is on the line. 512 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,960 I'm not a Reilly man, as you can see. 513 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,400 Well... 514 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,480 Does that...? Does that really matter? 515 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,960 I mean, if you're so good, you should... 516 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,240 Who cares? 517 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,800 It's just a game. 518 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,280 Not this year. 519 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,680 Cormac O'Leary's been taking all my grandpa's business, 520 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,000 so dad made a bet. 521 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,440 The loser of the match has to close his pub on Christmas Eve. 522 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,120 That's it. Go on, Liam. Oh. 523 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,560 Go on, Liam. Straight ahead. 524 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,320 Cormac O'Leary's the handsome one? Go on, son. 525 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,360 Oh! 526 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,520 SHE SIGHS 527 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,920 Looks like this will be the first Christmas Eve in 100 years 528 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,240 the Reilly's pub is closed. 529 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,400 WHISPERS: Oh, my God. 530 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,040 They're actual maniacs. 531 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,080 Is it all sorted? Yeah, it is now. 532 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,200 Oh. Gosh. 533 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,640 Pauline, I was getting out of... 534 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,560 Sh, sh, sh! Oh. 535 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,920 WHISPERS: I'm so sorry. 536 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,480 She's asleep. 537 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,160 Oh, there, there. There, there. 538 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,680 Sh! 539 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,400 SHE MOUTHS 540 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,480 Thank you. 541 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,520 Thank you. Oh, my gosh. They just don't stop. 542 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,960 I know! 543 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,560 Shall we have a drink? 544 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,680 Oh, yes. Yes, please. 545 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,120 A big one. Yes. 546 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,440 CLARA CRIES 547 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,200 SHE MOUTHS 548 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,760 Shall we go to the pub? Definitely. 549 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,080 Let's go. 550 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,960 OK, Clara. Can you get the bag there? 551 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,360 Wait, I just need to change. No, it's fine, I have it. 552 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,920 Oh, come here. 553 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,360 She's a Reilly, all right. 554 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,480 She won't sleep at home, but bring her to the pub 555 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,280 and she passes right out. 556 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,920 Oh, please. 557 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,040 Sean didn't sleep for his entire third year of life. 558 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,520 I called the police once and asked if they would just lock him up 559 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,960 for a noise disturbance. 560 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,520 No, just for a night. I'm not kidding. 561 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,040 I'm still not 100% sure he isn't the actual devil. 562 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,320 Yeah. 563 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,520 Do you ever...? 564 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,160 Do you, like, miss your life before you had them? 565 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,960 Obviously. Every day. 566 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,560 Really? Yes. 567 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,120 It's so hard. 568 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,560 But, as in, do you wish you hadn't had them? 569 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,880 No! 570 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,520 Are you out of your mind? 571 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,360 They're the most wonderful thing 572 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,120 that has ever happened to either of us. 573 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,280 Yeah, but you just spent the last 20 minutes saying 574 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,360 that they drive you crazy, so... 575 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,800 Stop. That's what parents do. 576 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,040 You have kids and you complain about them. You'll see. 577 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,280 Well, who says that we're definitely having kids? 578 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,600 Really? 579 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,000 You don't want kids? 580 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,200 I mean, we're happy with how things are. 581 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,320 Huh. Why? 582 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,800 Why, what's huh? 583 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,120 Hmm, nothing. 584 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,280 Nope, nothing. 585 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,440 Just... 586 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,120 I've just thought Jack was so natural with the kids, 587 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,160 so I'm just surprised that he doesn't want a family of his own. 588 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,920 Well, Maeve, I've worked very hard the past few years 589 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,320 in my job to get where I am and I love what I do. 590 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,360 So... And I also don't have Mum and Dad down the road 591 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,520 to help me with everything. 592 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,160 OK. Jesus. 593 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,800 Well, you could always move home. 594 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,800 There's plenty of help here. OK. Maeve, she's not moving home. 595 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,800 Hey, what about Jack? 596 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,320 Jack also loves that I love what I do. 597 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,200 Caroline. 598 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,920 Fine. I think he thinks that if we have kids, he's just going 599 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,040 to have this crew of buddies to hang out with. 600 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,800 But, you see, doesn't that sound cute? 601 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,680 Yeah, I know, I know. I guess it kind of does. 602 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,160 It does. And it is, I think... 603 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,000 I just, I don't know if, like... 604 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,280 I don't know if I'm... 605 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,920 ..ready. 606 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,080 I guess. 607 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,600 Oh, trust me. 608 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,400 There's never a good time to have kids. 609 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,520 You're never truly ready. 610 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,640 Never. 611 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,760 You should talk to him. 612 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,200 We have talked about it 613 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,200 and Jack agrees with me. 614 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,160 Does he now? OK. He does, yeah. 615 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,960 It's all good. Yeah. 616 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,520 And it definitely doesn't sound like 617 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,440 it's going to be the end of your marriage. 618 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,040 Pauline! What? 619 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,480 Who said it doesn't? 620 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,880 HE MUMBLES 621 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,240 Oh, hey, Liam. 622 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,680 Oh, hey, Uncle Jack. 623 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,320 What's up? 624 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,000 Looks like you got a lot of mud on you. I do. 625 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,760 The good thing about that is it covers the blood. 626 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,000 Uh, yeah, I guess so. 627 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,240 Really awful to think about. 628 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,760 I saw you practising today. That... Oh, you did? 629 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,800 Man, that's, like, a tough game. 630 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,320 Only if you're terrible at it, like me. 631 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,920 Well, the worst part for me is I also hate it, 632 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,320 but my dad's not really giving me a choice, so... 633 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,360 Huh. See you, Uncle Jack. 634 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,040 OK. Yeah, I'll see you, Liam. 635 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,080 What...? 636 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,880 What are you guys up to? 637 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,200 Nothing. Looks like you're up to no good. 638 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,320 We aren't. 639 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,160 All right. Well, I'll have to believe you. 640 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,400 Hey, should we be worried about your brother? 641 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,560 No. No. No? 642 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,680 I don't know, you know him better than I do. 643 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,440 Let's go eat some cookies. Yeah! Go on, I'll beat you there. 644 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,600 Oh, look at you. 645 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,440 Stealing ciders when my back is turned. 646 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,360 It's like you're 14 again. 647 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,760 You knew about that? 648 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,400 I'm your da. 649 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,480 I know everything. 650 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,360 HE CHUCKLES 651 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,280 It's so nice to be back here, especially for the holidays. 652 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,640 Mm. 653 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,080 Well, why don't you spread some of that Christmas cheer 654 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,600 and bring these over to those two ladies there, all right? 655 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,720 Did you change your recipe? 656 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,400 No, it's the same as it's always been. 657 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,240 Well, maybe you should think about it. 658 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,680 What's that supposed to mean? 659 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,240 Mum told me about Cormac stealing all your business. 660 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,920 Ah, I see. So if I change my fish and chip recipe, 661 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,120 it'll pack the house. Is that what you're saying? 662 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,440 Couldn't hurt. 663 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,520 Look, if you really want to help the pub, 664 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,840 just take those over before they get cold. 665 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,040 Fish and chips for yourself. Ah, thanks. 666 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,080 You're so welcome. Thank you. Enjoy. 667 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,400 This smells so good. 668 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,080 Hello? 669 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,400 Oh, it's suspiciously quiet in here. 670 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,040 CLARA CRIES 671 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,760 Hello? 672 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,920 Move. What? Move! 673 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,000 What's going on? Move. 674 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,560 Wait. Yes. 675 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,040 You ready? 676 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,680 Oh, Jack. Patrick, you ready? 677 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,800 No. All right. Yes. 678 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,080 Oh, yes, honey, could you...? Could you scooch? 679 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,200 No, Jack. I'm sorry. 680 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,000 I have to. They're making me do it. 681 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,120 It is the rule of the house, they said. Wait! 682 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,040 OK, here we go. 683 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,920 Now. Oh-oh-oh! 684 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,560 Woohoo! Ha-ha! 685 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,320 Yes! Uncle Jack, that was awesome. 686 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,440 Best uncle ever. Ah, yes! 687 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,320 That's right. Ah, right. 688 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,600 Yes, yes. 689 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,560 Jack... Yes! 690 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,080 That was so much fun. 691 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,360 Aunt Caroline, your husband's a riot! 692 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,800 Jack, don't break your nephews. 693 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,720 Oh, let it lie, girl. So long as they're not bothering us, 694 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,120 I'm grand with it. 695 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,400 Nadine, really, you know, I can finish this. 696 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,320 No, please. I wouldn't hear of it. 697 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,640 Can I do something? I... There you go. 698 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,920 ..feel so useless. 699 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,040 Thank you. 700 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,880 Oh, good. Now, listen, 701 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,600 I should tell you that the springs on this sofa bed 702 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,880 have a habit of making themselves heard. 703 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,320 Oh, that's OK. We'll be fine. 704 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,800 No, I'll try and put it as delicately as I can. 705 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,320 Any "bowl-a-crackin'" on this bed can be heard throughout 706 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,040 the entire house. 707 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,640 "Bowl crack"... "Bowl cracking"? 708 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,400 I'm talking about fornication, Jack. 709 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,920 Oh, OK. You know? 710 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,840 Sex with my daughter. 711 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,160 Yes, got you. OK. 712 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,560 Oh, there she is. 713 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,560 Well, aren't you a feast for the eyes? 714 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:55,520 Good luck trying to keep the springs quiet with her looking like that. 715 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,920 Oh. Mum, that's... 716 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,000 Nice, yeah. Night, you two. 717 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,920 Sleep tight. 718 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,440 Yes, thank you, Nadine. That was so weird. 719 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,000 That was wild. 720 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,280 I can't believe that just happened. 721 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,040 Oh, so I'm a feast for the eyes. 722 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,000 You really are. You look adorable. Care for a midnight snack? 723 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,800 I kind of do, but she just gave me a whole talk. 724 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,320 I think we got to maybe chill out on the... 725 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,200 Oh... And yet... Yeah. But you know what? 726 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,280 Well, but... 727 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,520 BED SQUEAKS Oh, yeah, wow. She wasn't kidding. 728 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,760 Yeah, be really quiet. OK. Yeah, so we got to be really... 729 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,160 It'll be a fun challenge. 730 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,480 OK, so, like our wedding night. That's not fair. 731 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,200 I was drunk. 732 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,240 You can't weaponise that again. Wow. 733 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,560 This is crazy. 734 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,160 OK, we got to be really still. 735 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,560 OK. 736 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,320 SQUEAKING CONTINUES 737 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,720 Easy does it. 738 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,720 What? Sorry. I'm so sorry. 739 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,280 I was just laughing at the squeak. 740 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,480 Reminded me of something Patrick did today. 741 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,320 HE LAUGHS 742 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,520 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 743 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,240 He was... He was just staring at me. 744 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,880 I said, "What? Is something wrong?" 745 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,320 He goes, "I think something's wrong with my butt. 746 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,120 "I think there might be a mouse in it." 747 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,080 And I said... What? Yes, I got concerned. 748 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,120 I said, "Oh, my God." I moved closer to him. 749 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,480 And as I got closer, he just let out the squeakiest 750 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,640 highest-pitch fart, like, on cue. 751 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,280 It was amazing. 752 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,240 So weird. It was... 753 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,640 That Sean, he's funny. 754 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,480 Yeah. They're both really funny. Yeah. 755 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,040 What did he say to me? I know, he's teaching me Irish, 756 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,720 but I know... Oh, don't trust that. 757 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,160 No, I know they're dirty, because as soon as I say it, 758 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,360 he starts giggling. 759 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,880 What did he say to me? Oh, pogue mahone. 760 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,120 Yeah. What is that? 761 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,560 "Kiss my arse." Yeah, OK. 762 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,400 Yeah. He told me it was hello. 763 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,440 Oh, my God. They're so funny, though. 764 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,600 And Saoirse. 765 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,920 Saoirse. She's the best. Saoirse. Saoirse. 766 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,600 Saoirse. Man, she's cool. 767 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,760 She's great. Yes. 768 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,720 Oh, man, I totally get why you miss this place. 769 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,240 I really love it. 770 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,280 What's wrong? 771 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,360 No, nothing. Nothing wrong. 772 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,160 I know we're not talking about kids and all that. 773 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,520 I don't mean to do that. 774 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,200 I just feel like, you know I never say things like this, 775 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,520 I just feel like I'd be really good at it. 776 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,920 And I think you'd be amazing. 777 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,640 And... Jack, Jack, you had them for, like, an hour and a half. 778 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,840 I know. And they're not babies. 779 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,320 Babies are different. 780 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,960 Imagine, like, a tiny, tiny human 781 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,880 that we're solely responsible for. 782 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,360 That's terrifying. No? 783 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,800 Yeah, I know. 784 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,320 Well, what about Henry? We had him at our Christmas party. 785 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,360 He was a baby and we hung out with him all night. 786 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,360 We were like bros by the end. Playing with kids is completely different 787 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,840 to raising them. 788 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,320 We can't just hand our kid back at the end of the night. 789 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,960 I know that. It's a lot of work. 790 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,440 Yeah, I know that, too. 791 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,920 You love things when they're fun, 792 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,360 but you've a tendency to panic when things get real. 793 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,880 What does that mean? 794 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,440 Like, well, like the rental car today. 795 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,120 You drive on the left-hand side of the street. It's unnatural. 796 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,120 If we had a kid, I know you'd have loads of fun with them. I know. 797 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,360 You'd make them laugh and you'd have the best time ever. 798 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,120 But that's not what I'm concerned about. It's all the other stuff. 799 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,000 It's everything else. I know, I know. 800 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,840 But I've been thinking about that. See, all that other stuff, 801 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,200 If we do it together... But Jack. ..we can fill those gaps. 802 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,080 Jack, Jack. I have never once seen my mother sit down. 803 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,840 Not once in her entire life. 804 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,480 Seriously, I don't know how the woman uses the toilet. 805 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,760 I just... 806 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,000 How do you look after all these people and remain patient, 807 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,080 and have a career at the same time? 808 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,200 I just don't know if I'm built like that, you know? 809 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,600 You get that, right? Yeah. 810 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,920 Yeah. 811 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,120 Maybe she... 812 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,560 Maybe she pees standing up. 813 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,160 All right, let's... 814 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,520 OK. 815 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,160 Oh, boy. 816 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,480 Oh, oh, this thing. 817 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,520 What are you doing? Oh, I don't know, she put that in the bed. 818 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,720 OK. 819 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,040 Yeah. 820 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,160 Oh, man. 821 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,120 Oh. 822 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,720 Oh, hmm. 823 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,520 Oh, thank goodness that's done. 824 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,360 Was that about us? Thought you two were going to carry on all night. 825 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,600 Is she talking about us? I hope not. 826 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,160 Nadine, that wasn't what you think. 827 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,400 That was not us cracking bowls. 828 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,840 What's "crack..." What? 829 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,760 There's nowhere to go there, look. 830 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,520 Ah, have a look. 831 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,000 Come on, mate. Do something. 832 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,880 CHILDREN LAUGH 833 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,880 Shush, shush, shush! 834 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,960 I saw the boys at Cormac's practising last night 835 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,720 and I'm telling you, we should push our fullback line 836 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,800 out on the field straight from kickout. 837 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,320 Yeah. That way we can crowd the mark 838 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,760 and bring the passes in from the wide. 839 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,320 What do you think, Liam? 840 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,360 Dad, don't be stupid. 841 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,560 With your stamina, just run them down. 842 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,920 The most exercise his boys get is lifting pints off the bar. 843 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,560 Yeah, I think you guys should run them down. 844 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,680 Good idea, Liam. 845 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,320 Did I not just say that? 846 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,480 Saoirse, go and see if Granny needs help making the Christmas pudding. 847 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,960 I'll do it. I'll do it. 848 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,320 Don't be daft. You've got practice. 849 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,920 What's up with her? Jesus. Come on, get it in! Ahh. Ahh. 850 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,160 Caroline, we didn't wake you, did we? 851 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,080 Oh, look who's finally up. 852 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,600 Yeah, this jet lag is killing me. 853 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,120 Have a bite to eat. 854 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,920 It'll set you right. 855 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,800 Thank you. 856 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,480 I'm not really feeling the full Irish right now. 857 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,040 From the sound of those bed springs, 858 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,600 Jack was feeling the full Irish last night. 859 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,400 THEY LAUGH 860 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,280 Ew, Mum. 861 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,320 Oh, Pauline, you have a little mouse. 862 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,040 Oh, no, you don't. 863 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,120 No! No! You have to keep him away from sugar, 864 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,800 otherwise he goes full WWE. 865 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,080 Do you want coffee? Yes, please. 866 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,080 We were too worried about the smartness of him. 867 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,520 It's just pure... 868 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,480 Aargh! 869 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,000 JACK COUGHS 870 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,000 Is that Jack? 871 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,960 Oh, Patrick, what are you doing?! 872 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,720 Pick up that sugar, young man. I am so sorry. 873 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,640 What is wrong with our child? 874 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,760 I blame you and parents. 875 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,120 What the fuck? 876 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,520 PAULINE: Wait a second. 877 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,360 Sorry, Jack, did we wake you? Come on. 878 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,120 Oh, good morning, everyone. 879 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,880 Hello, baby. 880 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,120 You take her. Hello. 881 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,320 Hi, Clara. 882 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,680 Drop it. 883 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,560 Ugh, no-one has any fun in this house. 884 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,560 So, I was thinking of dropping by Cormac's pub today. 885 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,280 I bet you were. 886 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,360 Ooh. Not like that. 887 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,080 I just want to check out the competition. 888 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,880 See what Dad's up against this Christmas. Right, right. 889 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,240 And it's not because you wanted to check out how your ex-boyfriend's 890 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,840 holding up, nothing like that? 891 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,440 Unbelievably well, by the way. 892 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,880 I don't care. 893 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,400 This is strictly business. 894 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,560 Have you talked to your father about this? 895 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,200 I have, yes. 896 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,680 We've talked all about it. 897 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,160 Do you two want to come with? 898 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,960 Oh, I wish I could, but no, the guys are practising all day, 899 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,520 so I'm stuck with the boys. 900 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,280 Oh, unless, Mum, you wanted to. 901 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,880 Oh, forget it. I have too much to do. 902 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,040 Oh, everyone's up. Good morning. 903 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,480 Top of the morning to you. Top of... No, no, no. 904 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,160 Morning. Oh, I'm so sorry about that. Are you OK? 905 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,880 Oh, yeah. It was actually a really effective alarm clock. 906 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,680 He just missed my spleen, so that's good. 907 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,680 Oh, Nadine, yes, thank you. Yeah, we heard that. 908 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:54,800 It sounded bad. 909 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,080 Oh, it was fine. 910 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,600 Well, we're trying to pawn the boys off onto Mum. 911 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,040 Oh, really? 912 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,480 Thanks, Nadine. You're not... You're not watching them? 913 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,120 No, I've too much to do, Jack. 914 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,640 Well, I'll watch the boys. 915 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,840 Jack, no, listen, that's really sweet of you and everything, 916 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,400 but I couldn't ask you to do that. 917 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,680 Oh, no, no, I'd love to. I'll even watch the baby. No, you don't... 918 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,120 ..have to do that. 919 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,600 Yeah, he does. 920 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,240 Yeah. Seriously, Caroline, back off. Jack, you've got this. 921 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,880 JACK: Mm-hm. Yes, I do have this. 922 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,080 Thank you, Pauline. It'd be my pleasure. 923 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,480 PAULINE: Yeah, and the Christmas market is up, 924 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,880 so the kids will love that. 925 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,960 Oh, that's perfect. OK, so I'll take them to town. 926 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,680 We'll go to the Christmas market, get them some sweets. 927 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,200 Yeah, maybe ride the Ferris wheel, do some ice skating. 928 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,880 It'll be fun. No, we don't have all that. 929 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,520 Hmm, we'll improvise. 930 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,920 It sounds like you're taking on quite a lot, though, Jack. 931 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,960 You know, it's not going to be all fun. 932 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,840 Like, I mean, Clara needs her diaper changed. 933 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,280 Yeah, but it's all in the bag. 934 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,600 It's totally self-explanatory. 935 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,640 You hear that? 936 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,120 It's all in the bag, literally. 937 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,600 Yeah, and Sean and Patrick need you to keep a close eye on them. 938 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,400 No, no, you just clip these onto the back of their little belt loops. 939 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,160 Then if they get too far out of sight, 940 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,040 don't be afraid to give them a good yank. 941 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,520 OK, great. I will do that. 942 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,880 - Have a little faith. - Yes, relax, I got this. 943 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,120 I can't relax. It's just you can't just pass them off 944 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,480 to someone if it gets hard, Jack. Yeah, I know that, honey. 945 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,520 I'm an adult. I'm fully capable of being responsible for children. 946 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,800 No-one said you weren't. 947 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,120 No? Because I feel like someone said I wasn't a couple of times. 948 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,240 All settled? Yes, all settled. 949 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,600 Here's the bag. OK, good. 950 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,520 I'm going to go get her changed. OK. 951 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,680 We have a date! 952 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,040 Be in the square for 3:50. 953 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,280 We've signed up to be the living nativity at four o'clock. 954 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,480 Oh, well, have a nice day. 955 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,840 Oh, I will. We all will. 956 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,120 Yeah, cheers. 957 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,800 You have fun, too. It's going to be a good day. 958 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,400 I can feel it. 959 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,200 Mm, Nadine, 960 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,880 this coffee is fantastic. 961 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,680 What is this, Irish coffee? Mm-hm. Yeah. 962 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,840 That was a dumb question. 963 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,160 Here we go. 964 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,920 And we are doing it. 965 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,880 OK. Yes, Clara's sleeping. 966 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,640 And let's get you guys strapped in. 967 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,320 Are you serious? Sean! Patrick! 968 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,920 Hey, what are you doing? 969 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,760 Hey, get back here! 970 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,000 Sean, Patrick, that's not fair! 971 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 I've got the baby. Hey! 972 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,120 Oh, shoot. 973 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,120 CLARA CRIES 974 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,040 Sorry, Clara. 975 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,920 Shoot, I meant. 976 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,520 Sorry. 977 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,600 Hey, don't worry. 978 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,360 There's a rusty barbed-wire fence on the far side of the field. 979 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,320 That usually stops them. 980 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,600 Oh, well, that's good, I think. 981 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,000 Yeah. 982 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,360 What are you doing up there? 983 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,360 Well, you see, actually, I'm trying to get up the courage to jump. 984 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,440 To jump? Yeah. What, like, for fun, you jumping out of trees? 985 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,240 No, no, I'm not trying to do anything really bad, 986 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:43,360 I just need a good sprain or maybe even a break. 987 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,840 Oh, you want to hurt yourself? 988 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,000 Well, like, that'd be, like, the worst-case scenario. 989 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,080 Like, a sprain is what I'm, like, aiming for, but... 990 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,800 Why don't you just tell your dad you don't want to play? 991 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,120 LIAM CHUCKLES Just... Just be honest with him. 992 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,240 Yeah, it's not really an option. 993 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:03,080 See, my dad's pretty wound up about this spat with Cormac. Oh, right. 994 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,880 All the Reilly men need to play. 995 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,920 And now that I'm 12, I'm apparently a man. 996 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,640 Although my lack of body hair and skinny arms would suggest otherwise. 997 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,240 Yeah. I feel you, on both counts. Yeah. 998 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,800 You just have to be honest with him, he's your dad. 999 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,480 He'll understand. He loves you. Yeah. 1000 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,800 When I was a kid, I quit a million things. 1001 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,200 I was the king of quitting. And my dad always came around. 1002 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,600 All parents want is for their kids to be happy 1003 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,920 so as long as you're honest with him, I promise you 1004 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,480 he'll love you anyway. Yeah, I guess so. 1005 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,880 But I'd rather you not tell him we had this conversation. 1006 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,240 BOY SCREAMS 1007 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,240 Oh, that would be the barbed wire. 1008 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,240 Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. 1009 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,240 You'll be great. Just be honest. Thank you. OK! 1010 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,480 Ah! Sorry, Clara. 1011 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,760 ..first round's on you. What are you talking about? 1012 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,200 Come on, girl. 1013 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,840 Amazing! 1014 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,680 Maeve. Maeve. You can't karaoke. Keep a low profile, OK? 1015 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,280 Why are you dressed like Carmen Sandiego? 1016 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,360 I don't need anyone knowing what we're up to. Oh, my God. 1017 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,320 Well, now. I'll have to call your man who looks after the boiler, 1018 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,760 cos I'm pretty sure this room just got hotter. 1019 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,840 Oh, does that tired line actually work, Cormac? 1020 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,960 What? 1021 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,400 Caroline. 1022 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,320 Hi. Hi, Cormac. 1023 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,320 We're just going to go grab a seat at the bar. 1024 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,840 Whatever yous want, yeah. It's on me. 1025 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,800 I know what I want. Oh, Jesus, Maeve. 1026 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,800 Hey. Hi. 1027 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,720 Good to see you here. Yeah, this... 1028 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,840 This is... Wow, this is the place 1029 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,680 that's stealing my dad's business. You sound like your brother. 1030 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,960 Did he send you down to spy on me? 1031 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,880 Well, you mess with one Reilly, you mess with the whole family. 1032 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,320 Yeah, well, the last thing I need is you creeping around, 1033 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,680 freaking out the customers. Oh... 1034 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,440 How about I just show you around? 1035 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,960 Oh, yeah, yeah, that'd be great. Yeah? Thank you. Yeah. 1036 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,800 It's fun. Day out with the boys, huh? 1037 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,760 You know? It's going to be fun. 1038 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,000 Why are we taking the bus? 1039 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,360 Well, because Uncle Jack's not that comfortable driving a car 1040 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,920 on these roads. So you're a bad driver? 1041 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,200 No, no, I'm not a bad driver. I'm actually a really good driver. 1042 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,680 It's just you guys drive on the wrong side of the road. 1043 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,040 Where Uncle Jack's from, we're on the other side, 1044 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,400 so it's a little disorienting. But, no, I like to drive. 1045 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,720 So you're a chicken? 1046 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,720 HE SQUAWKS 1047 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,920 No, I'm not a chicken. No, I like to drive. 1048 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,240 All right, that's funny. I'm not a chicken. 1049 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,320 Here comes the bus, guys. 1050 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,760 Are you also going to be afraid to take the bus as well, Jack? 1051 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,560 No, I'm not. I'm a grown man. OK, you ready? Let's go. Here we go. 1052 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,360 OK. Hello, sir. How are you? 1053 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,760 Just for four. Four. 1054 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,280 Great. Thank you so much. All right, come on. 1055 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,760 Here we go. Yes. Just sit... 1056 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,920 S...Sean. 1057 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,400 What are you do...? Come on. 1058 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,600 Come on. Got to get on the bus. 1059 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,640 HE SIGHS 1060 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,720 Sorry, sir. OK, that's good. You want to sit there? 1061 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,840 If we took the car, I wouldn't have been out there. 1062 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,800 If we took the car, we wouldn't be having so much fun on the bus. 1063 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,040 The bus is fun, right? The bus is so fun. I hate the bus. 1064 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,080 Cormac, this one's for you. 1065 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,920 Thanks for the drink. 1066 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,280 BOTH: # It was Christmas Eve, babe 1067 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,640 # In the drunk tank! 1068 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,920 # An old man said to me What did he say? 1069 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:58,160 # Won't see another one It's sad, cos you'll be dead 1070 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,280 # And then he sang a song... # 1071 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,000 THEY MUMBLE AND LAUGH 1072 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,480 This is amazing, though. The place is packed. Yeah. 1073 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,760 No, it has been since we opened. 1074 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,320 I can't believe people just abandoned my dad like that. 1075 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,400 Clearly, Ballyogue was just ready for the change. 1076 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,000 I mean, it's basic economics, isn't it? 1077 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,640 You give the people what they want or... 1078 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,960 ..they leave you behind. 1079 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,320 # This year's for me and you... # Please give it to me. 1080 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:37,640 But what am I doing, lecturing Miss MBA about basic economics? 1081 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,800 Been stalking me on Instagram, have you? 1082 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,560 Maybe. 1083 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,920 That, um, where you met your husband? 1084 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,800 Jack? No, erm, no, no. 1085 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,840 He was deejaying my boss's daughter's sweet 16. 1086 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,560 Ah. Yeah. 1087 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,360 He pulled me into the Cha-Cha Slide. It was very cool. 1088 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:03,280 What about you? Nah, I'm more of a Macarena guy myself. 1089 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,760 Oh, yeah. 1090 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,840 THEY MUMBLE 1091 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,720 I mean, are you married? 1092 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:12,840 Yeah. 1093 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,880 To this pub. 1094 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:20,600 No, listen, I work me arse off to make this place what it is. 1095 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,520 I love what I do. Why would I want to... 1096 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,440 ..mess with a good thing, you know? Yeah, exactly. Oh. 1097 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,000 # The boys of the NY...the NY... # 1098 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,560 Wow. 1099 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:39,640 # And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day... # 1100 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,120 It's happening. 1101 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,720 Yeah... Who says you have to have children anyway? 1102 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:52,080 Children? Oh, I don't want to have children. 1103 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,280 Everyone acts like it's some kind of rule. What if you weren't meant 1104 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,120 to be a parent? What if you're not good at it? 1105 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,160 Then you shouldn't do it. 1106 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,720 Thank you! Wow, I should have married you. 1107 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,800 I... Sorry, that was... I was joking. Obviously. 1108 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,280 That was weird. I love my Jack, Jack, my... 1109 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,120 My Jack is my husband, who I love. 1110 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,920 Yeah, erm, Caroline? 1111 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,320 It's your life. 1112 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,760 Once you stop worrying about what everybody else is doing, 1113 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,360 all that matters at the end of the day is what you want. 1114 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,360 Like, we're not even 30 yet. 1115 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,120 We will never get this time in our lives back. 1116 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,600 Yeah. I'll drink to that. 1117 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,000 Slainte. Cheers. 1118 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,960 DRUNKEN SINGING CONTINUES 1119 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,840 Hey, is there something wrong with it? I can get you... 1120 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,600 No, it's really good. I just... 1121 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,960 # NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay 1122 00:46:54,960 --> 00:47:00,720 # And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day... # 1123 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,600 SHE VOCALISES 1124 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,120 Look at us, three gentlemen. 1125 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,800 Three gentlemen enjoying a stroll. And a lady. 1126 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,440 THEY GREET EACH OTHER 1127 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,680 Whoa. OK. 1128 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,280 Whoa, what's...what...? What are you doing? Wait, wait, wait. What? 1129 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,760 Candy. Candy. 1130 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,800 Oh, there's a candy shop. You want some candy? Yes. Yes. 1131 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,680 Tell you what I'm going to do because we're all friends 1132 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,400 and I'm a nice person, 1133 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:31,200 friends help each other out, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to give you some money to purchase said candy. 1134 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,640 And yet I'm also going to ask that you do me a favour in the future 1135 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,000 when I need one. All right? OK. So there you go. 1136 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,080 Friend one. Friend two. 1137 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,920 Yes? All right. What do you say? Thank you. Thank you. 1138 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,600 OK. Hold on, give me some slack! OK! 1139 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,000 There you go. Now you're free and unfettered. 1140 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Knock yourselves out. Oh, animals. 1141 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,920 SQUELCHING 1142 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,960 HE SNIFFS 1143 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,880 What the hell is that? 1144 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,720 Oh! Oh, man! 1145 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,080 Oh, Clara, that's truly... Oh! 1146 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,640 I know! How do you think I feel? 1147 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,640 I'm the one that has to smell it. 1148 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,880 Oh! Smells like somebody shit directly into my nose. 1149 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,920 But it's hard to be mad at you cos you're so cute. 1150 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,240 I can't believe something so awful 1151 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:26,040 could come out of something so adorable. 1152 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,320 OK, well...here it is. 1153 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,880 Moment of truth. 1154 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,480 All right, let's do this. 1155 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,520 VOMITING 1156 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,440 TOILET FLUSHES 1157 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,120 Since when did you become such a lightweight? I don't know. 1158 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,480 I haven't been feeling great the past few days. 1159 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,440 Maybe I caught something on the plane. Or maybe you're... 1160 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,040 Maybe...? 1161 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,480 No, Maeve. Stop. That's not funny. Don't even joke about that. 1162 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,680 Don't. I'm just messing with you. I'm sure it's just a bug. 1163 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,840 Will I get us a drink? Water? Yes. 1164 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,600 OK, but next one, you're having a drink. 1165 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,400 SHE COUGHS 1166 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,800 Nope. Two of them. OK. 1167 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,000 And here we do a little wipe. 1168 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,960 HE GAGS AND LAUGHS 1169 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,000 I'm going to throw up. 1170 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,160 That is horrifying. 1171 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,160 And what do we do with this? 1172 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,760 Put it right there. Like a little poo burrito. 1173 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,280 You're disgusting and cute, 1174 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,200 but you're cuter than you're disgusting. 1175 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,920 I know. All right, we get the new one. 1176 00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,880 New freshy. 1177 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,600 Which way does this go? 1178 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,240 This way. Who cares? 1179 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:10,240 You don't care. As long as it's clean. 1180 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,760 And then you can poop in it again. 1181 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,240 OK. 1182 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,160 Let's get you zipped up. 1183 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,840 Yes. 1184 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,880 OK. 1185 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,400 Hey, we did it. 1186 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,880 That wasn't so bad. 1187 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,840 OK, you got your bag. 1188 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,160 Let's get those two devil brothers of yours. 1189 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,600 OK, guys, let's go. 1190 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,120 Are you kidding me? 1191 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,600 Little devils. 1192 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,160 Hey. Hey. I see you. No, you stop. 1193 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,960 Stay right there. Don't move. You wait right there, you traitors. 1194 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,720 OK. Stop! 1195 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:03,600 Hey! Hey! That's not fair! 1196 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,000 Come back here! Stop! 1197 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,040 You little traitors, we had a deal! 1198 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,000 That's not fair, I can't run fast. Don't cross the street, please! 1199 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,600 Shots in the middle of the day? Are you trying to get me drunk? 1200 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:18,000 You're not making him try very hard. Caroline, where you off to? 1201 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,840 I'm after making your favourite cocktail - shots. 1202 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,400 Yeah. I forgot to get Jack a Christmas present. 1203 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,840 What? Seriously? 1204 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,960 You had one person to shop for and you forgot to shop for him! 1205 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,760 I'm just going to run into the square and get something real quick. 1206 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,920 No worries. Yeah, sure. We'll save it for later. 1207 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,720 Er... What? 1208 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:45,200 No, she's not feeling well anyway, so why waste good whiskey? 1209 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,280 Are you finding everything OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it right here. 1210 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,960 I just came in... Just came in for some...lube. 1211 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,320 Yeah. Can never have too much lube this time of year. 1212 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,240 It's a stocking filler for my dad. 1213 00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:22,040 Not for my dad. For my sister. 1214 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,440 You know, 1215 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,960 have a laugh on Christmas morning and all that, you know? 1216 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,800 Would you like a gift receipt with that purchase? Ah... 1217 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,840 Oh, right. No, no, thank you. No, I'm good. Thanks. 1218 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,560 Thank you very much. 1219 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,800 That's ten euro, please. Thank you. Thank you. 1220 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,600 Would you like a bag? Yes, I will. Thanks. 1221 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,560 Caroline Reilly, is that you? Miss O'Flaherty! 1222 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,800 Hi! 1223 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,920 I didn't know you were coming in for Christmas. 1224 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,000 Why would you know? 1225 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,320 Sure I know everything that goes on in Ballyogue. 1226 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:16,640 You know what they say, can't keep a secret from Colleen O'Flaherty. 1227 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,360 They also say Colleen O'Flaherty can't keep a secret. 1228 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,000 Ah, aren't I great? 1229 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,640 So what are you buying there? Um, mostly gum. 1230 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,560 Just... Yeah, just some gum to chew. Keeps my mouth busy. 1231 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,880 You know? That's one way to stay out of trouble. 1232 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:46,000 Oh, well, it was so nice to see you, Miss O'Flaherty. 1233 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,280 I'll tell your mother I ran into you. Oh...please don't. 1234 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,560 She always was a bit odd. Yeah. 1235 00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:00,200 That's not fair, I've got Clara! You little monsters. 1236 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,680 Hey! Hey, hi. 1237 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,520 Hi, honey. Hello. Hello. 1238 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,840 What... What are you.... What are you doing here? 1239 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,320 Uh...nothing. Yeah, how's it going with you guys? Good. Really good. 1240 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,240 Yeah. Good. Really fun. We're having a good time. Wow. 1241 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:17,400 Where are the boys? The boys are... 1242 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,720 Oh, of course, they're... 1243 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,440 Oh, there they are. Yeah, they're there. 1244 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,200 Well, I'll see you later. 1245 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,280 OK. Have a good day. We'll see you at the nativity. Great. OK, cool. 1246 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,040 Get back here, you little shits! 1247 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,240 Patrick! Come back here. Hey! Guys! 1248 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,640 Oh, my God. 1249 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,280 Sean! Get back here. 1250 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:47,760 Sorry. Sorry. Where did they go, little Clara? 1251 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,280 Patrick? Sean? 1252 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,440 Oh, Clara, where are they? 1253 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,240 Go. 1254 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,760 No! No, no! Guys, stop it. Stop. 1255 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,880 Stop. No. Hey, hey. No, no, no. 1256 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,600 Get down. No. Sean! Hey, not you. 1257 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,760 Sean, get off there. Patrick, get down. Get down. 1258 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,800 Patrick. Get off there, I said. You stay there. Stay. 1259 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,000 OK? You know what? OK, look, here. Play with my phone, 1260 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,960 but no in-app purchases. And don't look at my photos. 1261 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,360 Shit. 1262 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,360 Oh, Clara, what do I do with you? 1263 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:42,720 OK. Oh, God, I hate heights. OK. 1264 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,400 OK. 1265 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,960 OK, everyone into your places. 1266 00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:01,600 Yes, Sharon, you go there. And you here... Yeah, yeah. 1267 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,480 Oh, Tracy. How are you? Lovely to see you. 1268 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,560 They're beautiful. 1269 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:13,320 If it isn't wee baby Clara. 1270 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,280 What in heaven's name are you doing there? 1271 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:23,000 Where is your mummy? 1272 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,600 PIANO PLAYS 1273 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,600 Sh. Sh. 1274 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,000 I don't... I don't need the music. Thanks. 1275 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,640 PIANO STOPS 1276 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,640 No... No music... 1277 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:36,920 # Deck the halls with boughs of holly 1278 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:43,240 # Fla-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la... # 1279 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,120 What is happening? I don't know. 1280 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:50,960 # Tis the season to be jolly... # 1281 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,760 No. No. No, no, no. Do not go anywhere. Come on, 1282 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,080 we have to get to the nativity or Mum is going to kill us. 1283 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,640 Maeve, come on, it's time to go. No, I don't want to go. 1284 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,400 ALL TALK AT ONCE 1285 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,880 Guys, I had a baby ten months ago, and I love her... 1286 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,720 ALL TALK AT ONCE 1287 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:12,120 Hi. Yeah, yeah, hey. Hey. OK, everybody, let's hear it for Maeve. 1288 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,480 SOME APPLAUSE 1289 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:18,200 Hey, Caroline. Good to see you, and I'll get you for that shot later. 1290 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,960 Can I take it to go? No! Come on. Thank you. Thanks. 1291 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,920 Er... 1292 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,760 Next person to sing, er, gets a free shot! 1293 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,800 Yeah! All right! 1294 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,040 Sorry about that. 1295 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,360 Why don't we find your mother? Where would she be? 1296 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,440 Oh, lovely music, isn't it? 1297 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,880 Let's go and find your mammy. 1298 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,240 # Dashing through the snow 1299 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,480 # In a one-horse open sleigh 1300 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,560 # O'er the fields we go 1301 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,840 # Laughing all the way 1302 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,360 # Bells on bobtails ring... # 1303 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,440 Hey, come on! 1304 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,920 Get back here. Patrick. 1305 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,040 Urgh! 1306 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,440 Patrick. OK. Ha, ha. Let's go now. 1307 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,520 No. Buddy, come on, let's go. 1308 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,040 No. Patrick, come down now. 1309 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:14,440 Faster. Now, time... Faster! Time to go now. 1310 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,120 Patrick, I know you hear me. 1311 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,200 Patrick, let's go. 1312 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,280 Oh, Patrick, come on, now. 1313 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,480 Uncle Jack doesn't like heights, now, Patrick. Come on, boy. 1314 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,520 All right, I guess I'll just call your mom, then. 1315 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,960 I'm going to call her. Here I go. 1316 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,040 Calling your mom, dialling the numbers. 1317 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,480 Fine. OK, great. 1318 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,240 Now, let's go. Give me your hand. 1319 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,800 Come on, buddy. N... Come on. 1320 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,800 Patrick, I'm not messing around. Come on. 1321 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,120 Patrick, no! Stop, stop, stop. 1322 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,240 Hey. Hey. 1323 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,600 Ho! Ho-kay. 1324 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,520 Oh, man. 1325 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,080 Stay right there, Patrick. Now, you come with me. 1326 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,960 OK? No, no, no. Put your hands on there. 1327 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,120 Uncle Jack's getting upset now. Come on. 1328 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,680 Hold on to the thing. Patrick... 1329 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,320 Stop! Stop! 1330 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,640 Let's go now, please. That's not funny. Yeah, it is. 1331 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,880 No more candy. Patrick! Stop! 1332 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,560 IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING PLAYS 1333 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,280 Patrick! No, Patrick, stop! 1334 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,360 Patrick. 1335 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:22,880 Patrick! Get over here! Get over here! 1336 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,800 # Good tidings we bring... # 1337 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,320 Hey, Patrick, don't do that. 1338 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:32,280 Please, no. Not on there. Patrick, get off there. 1339 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,840 SINGING DROWNED OUT BY IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 1340 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,000 Patrick! Patrick, this is going to break. It's going to break. 1341 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,640 I'm not kidding you. Please. Patrick. Stop. No. 1342 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,040 SINGING DROWNED OUT BY IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING 1343 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:52,320 Please stop jumping. Please, stop! 1344 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,960 Patrick, stop jumping, it's going to fall down. Please. 1345 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,080 I don't want to die. Patrick. Please. 1346 00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:00,520 It's going to fall down. We're both going to die. 1347 01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,000 Gotcha. 1348 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,720 Oh! Get over here! 1349 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,880 OK. 1350 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,000 OK! OK! 1351 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,560 Getting down now. 1352 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,320 Time to go down. OK. 1353 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,240 Come here. All right. 1354 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,040 Here. Now, stay! 1355 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:22,400 OK? That was so uncool. 1356 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,160 Both of you. 1357 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:27,040 Now, let's go. Put your pants on. We got to get to this nativity. 1358 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,520 Santa. What are you talking about? Where are they? 1359 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,640 Oh, shit. Where's Clara? 1360 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,680 I don't know. 1361 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,120 You stop it. 1362 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:42,360 Stop it. You stop it. 1363 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,480 Oh, please. 1364 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,920 Yes! Let's go. 1365 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,480 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1366 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,920 Hi. I like your...your dog. 1367 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,760 Ow! Urgh! 1368 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,960 Clara? Clara? 1369 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,480 Hey! Come on. Come on. 1370 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,440 She was with Santa Claus. Oh! 1371 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,400 Hi, everyone. 1372 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,480 Jack, what was Miss O'Flaherty doing with Clara? 1373 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,040 Oh, it's a funny story. I, um... 1374 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:23,840 What is it? Come here, come here, come here. I'll tell you later. 1375 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,320 What? What's going on? 1376 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,800 What's happening? 1377 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,640 I don't want to play football. 1378 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:33,840 It was... I'm not good at it. It's not fun. 1379 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,280 I don't want to play tomorrow. 1380 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,520 Do you have any idea how much is riding on this match? 1381 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,240 Come here. 1382 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:43,000 Mum, Patrick was on the roof. What? 1383 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,400 On... Jack, is that all candy? 1384 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:50,200 Um...that is all candy. Uncle Jack said you'd be cool with it. 1385 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,760 Oh, so this is Uncle Jack's idea? Oh, shit. What is? 1386 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,360 You told my son he could quit the team? 1387 01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:00,080 No, I didn't exactly say that. How could you do this to my child? 1388 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,600 Well, the boys had gone onto the roof, and I, um... 1389 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,360 Jack, what? Don't lie, tell the truth. 1390 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,960 Well, I had... Well... Jack, what was Patrick doing on the roof? 1391 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:12,200 I don't know exactly. Jack... Would everyone stop yelling? 1392 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,440 You're making baby Jesus cry! 1393 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,680 Just get changed. Just go and get changed. 1394 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,720 Just get dressed. Just... 1395 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,160 We're going to laugh about this... Just come back... 1396 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,720 OK, I'm sorry. Sorry, everyone. 1397 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,400 Sorry, guys. But you look great, everyone. 1398 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,360 No, no, no. The baby stuff is here. 1399 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,280 The baby stuff is... I've got it. OK. And everything's there. 1400 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,760 I didn't lose anything. Everything's fine. OK. 1401 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,720 There's a happy ending. That's just nice. 1402 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,280 Kind of like the nativity story. OK... 1403 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:43,440 Jack. I know. I know. Today was a total disaster. 1404 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,600 What? I'm so sorry. No, no, that's... 1405 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,480 That's not what I was going to say. I just screwed it all up. 1406 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,480 It couldn't have gone worse. I-I...had no idea 1407 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:53,280 kids were so tough. 1408 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:57,640 It was one day. Yeah. One day that I completely ruined. 1409 01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,960 One day that made your whole family hate me. 1410 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,680 No, they'll get over it. I don't know if I will, though. 1411 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:19,120 Jack... Listen, I've changed my mind about kids. 1412 01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,920 Right. You have? 1413 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:25,760 You were right. You were so right. 1414 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,960 I am not ready for that kind of responsibility. 1415 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,720 I know that now. I just... 1416 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:33,400 I just want to go back to being the fun uncle. Fun Uncle Jack. 1417 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,440 I can do that. 1418 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,400 I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you in the first place. 1419 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,600 God, you're always right. 1420 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,200 And I'm so sorry that I put your family through that. 1421 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,840 I promise I'm going to make it up to them. I'm going to 1422 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,400 properly apologise tomorrow. 1423 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,240 I just... I love you so much. 1424 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,560 I should always just listen to you. SPRINGS CREAK LOUDLY 1425 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,160 SPRINGS CREAK AGAIN 1426 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,320 Give it a rest, you two! 1427 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,520 Wakey-wakey, Jacky boy. 1428 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,360 Hey, what's up? I'm really sorry, 1429 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,880 I meant to apologise to all of you individually. 1430 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,160 I was going to do a formal apology, but I overslept. 1431 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,960 It's the stupid jet lag, you know? 1432 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,000 You brought this on yourself, Jack. Oh, come on, Aiden. 1433 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:34,680 Malcolm, listen. Guys... Hey, I'm married to your sister. 1434 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,280 You know, I mean, we're family, and it was a simple mistake. 1435 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,600 I can explain it to you. It was actually really funny. 1436 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,000 It was like a real comedy of errors. I don't see anybody laughing, 1437 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,040 do you? Jack, you've left us no choice. Malcolm... 1438 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,440 OK, go ahead. Go for it, quickly. You're right. Hit me. Go, go, go. 1439 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,280 I deserve it. You're right. Go ahead. 1440 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,040 But hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait. 1441 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:58,960 OK, go. Go. Hit you? Quickly, please. What are you on about? 1442 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:05,200 Isn't that why you dragged me out here? You wanted to rough me up? 1443 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:10,320 No. You convinced Liam to quit the team, and now we're a man down. 1444 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,840 Oh. We can't let Cormac's team win. 1445 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:17,600 Oh. Oh, you want me to play on your team? 1446 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,080 Your football team? We don't exactly want you to, 1447 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,880 but we're screwed if you don't. 1448 01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,320 Huh! Oh, that's-that's... I'm really flattered, Malcolm. 1449 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,200 Thank you. Um... I'm also really relieved. 1450 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,960 I thought you were going to kill me. Um... 1451 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,240 The problem is, you know, I don't really know the rules. 1452 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,720 And I'm not much of an athlete, to be honest. So I think you could... 1453 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,400 Come on. Got four hours to whip you into shape. 1454 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,880 Well... Rough him up? 1455 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,240 What's he think, we're the Mafia? 1456 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,720 HE CHUCKLES 1457 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,360 WOMAN HUMS 1458 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,240 Where is everybody? Out and about. 1459 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,920 SHE HUMS 1460 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,440 This is Christmas to me. 1461 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,720 It's so nice having you here. 1462 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:26,000 It's been such a while. Yeah, I know. It's just... 1463 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,440 We've been... It's been so crazy, so... 1464 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:32,000 Caroline, I'm not saying it to make you feel guilty. 1465 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,240 I'm saying it because I missed you. And I'm happy that you're here. 1466 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,880 Can't believe you've gone this long. 1467 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,280 What do you mean? 1468 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,440 Well, we've been here three days, and you haven't mentioned kids once. 1469 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:51,800 Oh, I figured it was none of my business. 1470 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,920 Who even are you right now? Ever since the first of us got engaged, 1471 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,800 it was all you could talk about. 1472 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:03,040 For the record, when Aiden got engaged, 1473 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,320 Siobhan was already three months pregnant. Didn't need a crystal ball 1474 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:10,000 to know that marriage wasn't going to work out. 1475 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,680 But you were all over Pauline and Maeve, too. 1476 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,320 They came home straight after university 1477 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:25,360 and they married local lads, so it seemed the next logical step. 1478 01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:26,880 But you... 1479 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,920 You've always done things your own way. 1480 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,800 Would it make you feel better if I pestered you? 1481 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,400 Not really, no. 1482 01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:44,120 Here. Give this pudding a stir. 1483 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,480 Listen. 1484 01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:04,480 Just because having children was right for your brother and sisters 1485 01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:06,440 doesn't mean it's right for you. 1486 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:18,920 Mum, how did you know you were ready? 1487 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,600 I didn't. 1488 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,320 But your dad had just taken over the pub from his father, 1489 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:29,040 and we had family in town, so it seemed like it might be OK. 1490 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,640 And it was. 1491 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,920 Maybe that's what I should have done. 1492 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,200 Stayed in Ballyogue. At least I would've been close to family. 1493 01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:42,040 I could have taken over the pub. Oh! Oh, please. 1494 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:45,880 Your dad knows none of you have any interest in the pub. 1495 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,440 That's why he's selling it. 1496 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:49,960 What? Caroline! 1497 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:54,200 He's... He's selling it? 1498 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,760 Yeah. Did you not talk to him? 1499 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,720 Not about that. 1500 01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:05,560 I don't know why you kids are all suddenly so upset about it. 1501 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,160 You never showed any interest in the pub, 1502 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,640 and now you're all trying to save it. 1503 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:14,200 I swear, between you and your brother's crazy bet... 1504 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,080 What bet? 1505 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:18,560 Today's football match. 1506 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:21,360 The loser has to close the pub. 1507 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:24,520 All the Christmas Eve business goes to the winner. 1508 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:29,400 It was Aiden's crazy idea to get people back to Reilly's. 1509 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,920 But then what? 1510 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:35,320 Who's going to run it? 1511 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,640 Where's Jack? Just stick to the left. When you get the ball, 1512 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:50,320 pass to Malcolm on the right. Right. If you wind up on the right, 1513 01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,280 just get the ball to Fin on the left. Right. No, left. Huh? 1514 01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:55,560 And if you find you're in the centre, pass the ball to Aiden, 1515 01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,720 who passes to the right or to the left. Right. Or left, either one. 1516 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,080 Oh, OK. And how do I score again? 1517 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,320 Don't worry, you're not going to score. Oh, good. OK. 1518 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,360 So what do we do? Hands in the middle? OK, let's go. 1519 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,600 OK. Oh, boy. 1520 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,720 Jack. Thank God you're here. Listen, you got to get me out of this. This is crazy. 1521 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,480 I know I owe these guys one, and I've messed up so badly, 1522 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:17,200 but you got to... You got to get me out of this. You got to talk to Aiden. I can't do that. 1523 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,920 What? Why? He's right there. You don't understand. I'm not an athlete. You know this. 1524 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:24,400 They've been running me up and down this field for four hours telling me things I don't understand. 1525 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,520 This is literally my nightmare. Please, I'm begging you. 1526 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:30,880 I know, but my family's counting on you. So you have to do this even though it's not fun. Please. 1527 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,640 I know, but you can do it. Jack! 1528 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,880 You can. Oh, my God. Seriously, you can do this. 1529 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:40,040 Jack! Yep. Get your ass in here. OK, just...one second. Please. 1530 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,680 You got this. Oh, man. Go. 1531 01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,840 Get your ass out here. OK! 1532 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,000 OK. 1533 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,480 Sorry, sorry. It's OK, he's going to throw it in. 1534 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,240 OK. All right. He just throws it? Yeah. Wow, Liam, 1535 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,960 you're really filling out. I'm not Liam. 1536 01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,960 I'm an adult. My name's Jack. I'm Cormac. 1537 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:02,240 Oh, you're Cormac from Cormac's? Yeah. The ex-boyfriend. 1538 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:06,840 Oh, yes. I've heard of you, I think. I'm the current husband, so... 1539 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,440 OK, lads. You were both with me sister. Yeah, that's right. 1540 01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,600 OK, yeah. OK. OK, let's do it. OK, yeah, that's right. OK. 1541 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,760 All right. 1542 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,520 I'm sorry. 1543 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:22,240 Here we go. Right. Yes! Yes! 1544 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,200 Oh, man, handsome and fast. Jesus. 1545 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,960 Jack, on the move! OK, Sorry. Sorry. Come on! OK, yup, OK. 1546 01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:32,080 INDISTINCT SHOUTING 1547 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,160 WHISTLE PEEPS 1548 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,520 OK, lads, come on. Here we go, boys. Was that...? 1549 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,240 Was that them? Was that us? Jack. Yeah? Let's go. 1550 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:48,120 Us? No, for them. Oh, they did? 1551 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,280 Yes, Malcolm... 1552 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:59,120 Hey, Aiden, Aiden. I got it, I got it. Throw it... Throw me the rock. 1553 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,160 Aiden. Aiden. 1554 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:16,160 Stick it! 1555 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,640 WHISTLE PEEPS 1556 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,200 INDISTINCT CHATTER 1557 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,600 Whoo. 1558 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:31,720 Yes! Yes, I got it! 1559 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:32,920 Yes, Jack. 1560 01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:37,080 Yes. Yes. Oh, my God, I'm doing it. Oh, my God. 1561 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,480 Oh, my God. Jack. 1562 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,240 That donkey's running the wrong way. 1563 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,480 Yes! 1564 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:55,120 Yes! I'm so sorry. Oh... 1565 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,840 I... I thought... I-I... 1566 01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:01,520 That's-that's... I'm sorry. I thought... 1567 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,520 Did you say that was the goal, or...? 1568 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:06,040 Jack. No, no, no, no, no, no. 1569 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,040 Yes, Jack. Yes. 1570 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,080 Oh, sorry. 1571 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:16,600 What are you doing? He called for it. I'm sorry. I got confused. That's my fault. Oh, this is bad. 1572 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:24,880 Go on, Jack. Yes, Jack. Yes, Jack! 1573 01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,600 Oh! 1574 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:28,800 WHISTLE PEEPS 1575 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,480 JACK COUGHS 1576 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:35,760 It's OK. 1577 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:39,880 Walk it off. Oh, yeah, great. Did I get it? Nearly. OK. 1578 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,400 But it was the right goal. 1579 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,040 Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. 1580 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,120 WHISTLE PEEPS 1581 01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:14,880 It's a bloody disaster. 1582 01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:17,120 It's like he's never where you need him to be. 1583 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,640 Yet he's somehow always in the way. 1584 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,840 HE MOUTHS 1585 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:32,200 HE SIGHS 1586 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,840 HE PANTS 1587 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,640 Hi, Uncle Jack. 1588 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,240 Oh, hey, hey. 1589 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,560 Oh, man. It's brutal out there. 1590 01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:50,480 It's not awful. Really, you think? 1591 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,000 No, it is. Yeah. 1592 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,640 Oh, man. I'm getting killed. 1593 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,480 Just hang out by the mid lines. As soon as the ball crosses it, 1594 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,840 run like the devil for the goal 1595 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:07,720 and don't be afraid to throw a few elbows. Run like the devil. OK. 1596 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:11,480 That's what I'd do if I were you. Oh, yeah. OK. 1597 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,240 Throw a few elbows. Thanks. 1598 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:17,960 You'll be grand. OK? You've got this. Ah! OK. 1599 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,000 Thanks. 1600 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,520 OK. 1601 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,320 Just remember, this half, we're shooting that way. 1602 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,160 Yeah. OK. 1603 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,040 You ready? Oh, I'm ready. 1604 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,480 WHISTLE PEEPS 1605 01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,920 Oh. Oh, God, Jack. 1606 01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,360 I'm sure he's fine. 1607 01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:01,600 Cormac barely nudged him. That was a cracking good hit! 1608 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,760 I think I heard Jack's brain slap in the back of his skull. 1609 01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:06,360 Good one. 1610 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:14,600 Or maybe it was, like, a different sound that I heard. 1611 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:17,960 Like, not Jack's brain slapping anything. 1612 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,120 Probably. 1613 01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:21,160 Jack. 1614 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,480 Hey, guys. 1615 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:29,320 Sorry. 1616 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:31,840 It's OK. You OK? Yeah. 1617 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,720 Come on. 1618 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,480 You all right? Yeah. Come on, Jack! Come on! 1619 01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,920 That's it! Woohoo! 1620 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,760 Oh, that's nice. 1621 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,680 I should have done that sooner. 1622 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:45,120 Yeah, I'm so sorry. I don't think I can keep playing. 1623 01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:49,160 It's all right, Jackie. Just have to soldier on without you. 1624 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:53,040 Yeah. Well, you're not going to keep playing with a man down, are you? 1625 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,840 What am I supposed to do? You're hurt. 1626 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:59,720 Liam doesn't want to play. Right. What about Saoirse? 1627 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,600 What about what? Your daughter. 1628 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,440 Oh, Saoirse. Yeah, yeah. She's... 1629 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:09,360 She's crazy about this game. She knows it better than anyone. 1630 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:12,440 I know she'd be dying to play. 1631 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:15,760 Jack...this is... 1632 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,560 This is a boy's game. 1633 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:20,000 Yeah. It's dangerous. 1634 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,960 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1635 01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:27,080 What's happening? I don't know. 1636 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,760 She's a beast. She's definitely tougher than I am. 1637 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,720 I know that's not saying anything, but... 1638 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:42,680 You reckon? Aiden! Come on! 1639 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,120 Hey, Saoirse. 1640 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,960 Think you can help us out? 1641 01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:57,720 Really? 1642 01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,080 Yeah. 1643 01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:03,680 Yeah. Yeah. You should go. Go on. Go for it. 1644 01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:05,000 Come on. 1645 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:12,920 Get your kit off. My what? Your kit, get it off. 1646 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,720 Oh, my clothes. Yeah. Yeah, I guess we're about the same size. 1647 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:18,160 Yeah, roughly. OK. Uh... 1648 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,360 Do you...? You want me to...? Would you mind...? 1649 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,200 Actually, if you just pulled that. It's really tight. 1650 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,480 Oh, my God. Yeah. Have you glued this on? OK. Jesus. 1651 01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:31,320 INDISTINCT CHATTER 1652 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:35,040 You see that? You see that? 1653 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:42,360 WHISTLE PEEPS 1654 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:53,560 Yes! 1655 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,280 WHISTLE PEEPS 1656 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:05,520 WHISTLE PEEPS 1657 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,000 Oh! Yes! 1658 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,440 Come on, boys, reset. 1659 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:21,240 Yes! Ow! Yes! Great! 1660 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,200 WHISTLE PEEPS 1661 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,640 All right! Guys, come on! 1662 01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:42,080 CROWD: Reilly's! Reilly's! Reilly's! Reilly's! Reilly's! 1663 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:54,200 Oh, shit. 1664 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,240 Shit. 1665 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,040 I've got it! 1666 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:00,720 Ha! Yes! 1667 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,520 Go on, Saoirse. 1668 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:06,920 Yes! Ha-ha! 1669 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:14,560 WHISTLE PEEPS 1670 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:21,840 Yeah, Saoirse! 1671 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:27,600 They did it! Go on, Reilly's! 1672 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,640 Whoo! 1673 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,680 Yes, guys. 1674 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:36,160 That's my girl. 1675 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,920 You were amazing. 1676 01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:45,360 Christmas Eve at Reilly's pub - just the way God intended it. 1677 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:48,480 Cormac's buying the first round. Don't know about that. 1678 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:51,320 No, come here. Fair play to you, you're a serious player. 1679 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:53,640 Don't know why your dad didn't put you in from the start. 1680 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:58,720 Neither do I. Yeah, well, I won't be making that mistake again. 1681 01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:01,240 Well done. Fair play, Aiden. Thanks, Cormac. 1682 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:05,520 Enjoying working this Christmas now. I'll get you a pint, so. 1683 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,280 So good. Yes. 1684 01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,120 Nope. Just kidding. 1685 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,920 Oh, there she is! 1686 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:13,440 Ah! Oh! Thank you. 1687 01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,240 You were gr... Ow! 1688 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,000 I got injured. 1689 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,160 Uncle Jack, you're the worst actor I've ever seen. 1690 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,600 Come here, you star player. Thank you. 1691 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,120 You did such a good job! 1692 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,720 Wow! You were amazing! 1693 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:36,680 That was very cool. She did the cool thing. 1694 01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:40,000 I just got in the way of your athletic ex-boyfriend. 1695 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:43,040 Oh, no, you... You killed it out there. 1696 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:45,400 I almost got killed out there is what happened. 1697 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:48,480 But I'm just actually glad her father no longer wants to murder me. 1698 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:51,280 That's... That's the coolest part. The other ladies, 1699 01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:53,440 I still have to figure out how to make it right with them. 1700 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:56,720 Don't worry. You'll have time to make it up to them. I don't know. 1701 01:22:56,720 --> 01:23:00,520 Clock's ticking. Leaving in a couple of days. Yes, we are. 1702 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:02,440 Yes. But what if we didn't? 1703 01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:04,600 You want to stay longer? 1704 01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:06,440 Yeah, all right. I could do that. 1705 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:10,000 Like.... Yeah, I mean, we could maybe stay for, like, a bit longer 1706 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,240 than a couple of days. Like, maybe we... OK. 1707 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:16,080 I mean, what do you think of moving here? 1708 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:22,760 What? A permanent move? Are you kidding? 1709 01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:24,840 I'm being serious, Jack. 1710 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,360 Yeah, I mean... What are you talking about? 1711 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:32,760 I mean, OK, just hear me out. Right? I was thinking about the pub. 1712 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,320 I was talking to my mum, and-and 1713 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,600 maybe we could buy it and I could run it. And you could... 1714 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:40,120 You could DJ there. We could get a house in town... 1715 01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:43,720 I don't know, I... I can't tell if you're joking. 1716 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:46,640 Are you serious? No, I'm being serious. 1717 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:49,480 You seem so happy here. And, you know, you said you wanted kids. 1718 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,400 We could... What? Wait a minute. We... 1719 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,560 Hold on. We just talked about this. You're... 1720 01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:59,120 We're not having kids, I thought. You don't want kids, right? 1721 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,040 You didn't want kids then I got on board. 1722 01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:05,360 I mean... I know. It's a major thing. I know. But, Jack, I... 1723 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:08,280 I changed my mind. I think... I think you'd be amazing. 1724 01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,560 Of course I want to have a family with you. 1725 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:13,440 You'd be an incredible dad. And what you did with Saoirse, that was... 1726 01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:15,040 That was amazing. 1727 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,560 What about the two kids I almost killed or the one I lost? 1728 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:20,080 I mean, that's... It's like I'm, like, one in three now. 1729 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,240 That's not a great average. I'm sorry, 1730 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:26,120 I'm just having a hard time making the pivot to this new whim of yours. 1731 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:28,240 O...K, it's not really a whim, Jack. 1732 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:31,400 I'm trying to make a very big decision here about our lives. 1733 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,440 Oh, thanks a lot for making a decision for US. 1734 01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:36,920 You know, I feel like I should be a part of that, no? 1735 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:40,120 Jack, I really thought this might be a way to solve our problems. 1736 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:43,120 This was meant to be for us. I thought it would help. Well, you know, I didn't know 1737 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,920 we had so many problems. In fact, we didn't really have pr... 1738 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,120 Whoa, whoa, guys, wait. Give me one... 1739 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,960 Guys, wait. Give me one second. 1740 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,120 Ah... We have a surprise for you, come on. 1741 01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:56,280 OK, well, I'll... We'll talk later. OK. 1742 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,920 Lads, I'm sorry, but... 1743 01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:14,080 ..I'm going to have to ask you to finish up. 1744 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,960 THEY LAUGH 1745 01:25:16,960 --> 01:25:21,120 I'm serious. I'm closing. Let's go. 1746 01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:24,200 But we come here every Christmas Eve. And every other Eve. 1747 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:27,440 Yeah. Sorry, we're closed, lads. It's tradition. 1748 01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:29,880 Well, just this once, 1749 01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:33,280 maybe you'll do me a favour, huh? Happy Christmas. 1750 01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:39,240 Thanks. 1751 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,480 Happy Christmas. 1752 01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:43,720 Yeah. Yeah. 1753 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,160 Yeah. 1754 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:57,760 We won! We won! We what? We won. 1755 01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:02,880 What? You're kidding. It was amazing. We... We won? 1756 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,080 Oh, good. Another tree. 1757 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:08,040 That's good. OK. 1758 01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:09,880 How are you? 1759 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,400 We won! Yes. Yes, you did. 1760 01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:17,000 INDISTINCT CHATTER 1761 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,960 Guinness. Yeah. 1762 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,680 Go over and have a word with her. 1763 01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,720 Caroline. 1764 01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:03,800 I hope you don't mind me saying this, but, uh, you seem a bit low. 1765 01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:13,440 Yeah. Jack and I are in a really weird place. 1766 01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:17,160 I thought he'd love the idea of moving to Ballyogue and buying the pub. 1767 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:20,760 What in the world made you think I would sell you this pub? 1768 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:26,160 What? Well, Mum said you were selling it. 1769 01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:28,640 I am, but not to you. 1770 01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:30,240 Why not? 1771 01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:33,600 Dad, I could run this place. I could. 1772 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,080 I'm an executive director at a Fortune 500 company. 1773 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,960 Which is why I'm not going to sell you the pub. 1774 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:42,360 So what? You're just going to let it die? This place is your life. 1775 01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:46,920 Exactly. It's my life, and I couldn't picture it any other way. 1776 01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:51,160 When Cormac's opened and people started going there, 1777 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,640 I didn't plan for this, I didn't expect it, 1778 01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:58,800 but for the first time in about 40 years... 1779 01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:02,600 ..a whole new chapter began to open up. 1780 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:05,640 And I have to say it was...very exciting. 1781 01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:09,920 But Ballyogue isn't Ballyogue without Reilly's. 1782 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,200 It's going to change everything. Well, 1783 01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:14,880 change doesn't mean that it's for the worse. 1784 01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:20,400 Besides, you won't be doing it on your own. 1785 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:24,080 Jack will be very good with the baby. You make a great team. 1786 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:32,080 How do you know about that? 1787 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:34,800 I'm your dad. I know everything. 1788 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:42,840 Also, Colleen O'Flaherty came in for a drink. 1789 01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:47,280 And said you were shoplifting a pregnancy test. 1790 01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:50,320 Yeah. 1791 01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:59,840 I'm...scared. 1792 01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,480 Well... 1793 01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:12,040 Well, look, you won't feel any less scared if you move here, 1794 01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:14,080 but you will feel less happy. 1795 01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:20,280 Now, look, Caroline, you're the bravest of all of us. 1796 01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,600 No, no, listen to me. 1797 01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:26,160 Don't let fear stop you in your tracks. 1798 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:28,360 OK? 1799 01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:35,840 I need to go find Jack, don't I? Yeah. OK. 1800 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,640 You can't just drop that kind of information on somebody, you know. 1801 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,040 It's the kind of decision you have to make together. 1802 01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:50,480 Am I crazy? 1803 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:55,320 As someone who has also had, like, most of his decisions made for him, 1804 01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:57,600 yeah, I can really see how that would be frustrating. 1805 01:29:57,600 --> 01:30:00,960 Yeah. You get it. Yeah. It is frustrating. Yeah. 1806 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:04,120 The truth is, I don't know that I don't want to move here. 1807 01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:06,360 You don't want to move here. 1808 01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:08,840 Be fun to hang out with you. It's beautiful. I guess. 1809 01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:11,680 But I guess what freaks me out is that Caroline and I have always 1810 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,600 been on the same page, you know, we... 1811 01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:16,800 We kind of see the world similarly. So we've never really had conflict. 1812 01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:19,800 We even like the same music, the same food. 1813 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:24,440 Sexually, we're very compatible. OK, man, please, don't. Stop saying any more. Oh, right, sorry. Sorry. 1814 01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:26,600 Sometimes I forget that you're a kid. 1815 01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:30,920 Sometimes I forget you're an adult. Wow. Thanks. I guess the point is, 1816 01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:33,840 it's the first time that we feel really out of sync. 1817 01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:36,000 We've got this problem that we can't solve. 1818 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:41,400 So then I start thinking, well, maybe we'll just never be able to fix it, you know? Uncle Jack. 1819 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:44,120 I'm going to give you some advice that a wise man gave me 1820 01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:46,800 when I was having some trouble with my dad. 1821 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:50,480 Just talk to her, you know? Tell her what YOU want. 1822 01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:55,200 I don't know what I want. 1823 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:59,960 All I know is that none of this really matters without her. 1824 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:02,760 That sounds good. You know, why don't you just tell her that? 1825 01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:07,720 What? Exactly that, what you just said. Tell her that. 1826 01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:13,480 Liam...dude... 1827 01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:16,440 You're a little genius. 1828 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:19,680 Yes! Thank you. 1829 01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:22,160 Thanks, buddy. No problem. OK. 1830 01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:26,080 OK. 1831 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:30,440 Ah! OK! 1832 01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:31,480 OK. 1833 01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:37,040 Not again! 1834 01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:38,480 Jack? 1835 01:31:38,480 --> 01:31:41,800 Where's Jack? Oh, um... 1836 01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:44,720 I think he went down to the pub looking for you. 1837 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,800 Sorry. Sorry. Where's Caroline? 1838 01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,200 Well, she went up to the house to look for you. 1839 01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:00,720 What are you still doing in your PJs? Um... 1840 01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:03,160 I'll tell you later. Thanks. 1841 01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:10,200 Oh, shit! 1842 01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:23,320 Oh, he's there. 1843 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:26,040 Jack. 1844 01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:29,920 HORN TOOTS 1845 01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:31,600 Move. 1846 01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:32,760 Jack! 1847 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:37,240 Jack! 1848 01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:42,240 Hey. Hi. Oh, my God. Hi. Oh, my God, are you OK? Oh, God, yes, I'm good. 1849 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:45,640 I'm so good. Listen. Are you sure? Listen. Yes. I'm so glad I saw you. 1850 01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:48,680 I want to say something to you. Wait, I need to talk to you. 1851 01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:51,200 No, no, no, no, no. Let me go first. Please, please, please. 1852 01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:53,680 Caroline, I don't care where we are. 1853 01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:56,720 Ireland, Chicago, kids, no kids. 1854 01:32:56,720 --> 01:33:00,800 I just want to be with you, OK? You're all I want. 1855 01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:03,200 Jack, I'm pregnant. 1856 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:05,400 You're what? 1857 01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:08,960 Yeah. And... And I want to say in Chicago. 1858 01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:14,800 You do? Hold on. I'm confused. I know. I know. Me too. 1859 01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:18,120 And I'm scared. But just because things change doesn't mean 1860 01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:22,760 it has to be bad, right? No, it's going to be the best. 1861 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:26,640 Yeah. It is. It's going to be great. I mean, it's not going to be great all the time, I'm sure. 1862 01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:31,600 And I'm scared, too, you know? I am. But we'll be scared together. 1863 01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:35,000 I promise. OK. Deal. Deal. 1864 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,880 Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God. Christ. 1865 01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:43,680 Sorry. Are you OK? Are you OK? Yeah. 1866 01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:46,920 Sorry, everyone. Sorry. That's my fault. My fault. 1867 01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:50,520 Hey, we're having a kid, though. We're having a baby. 1868 01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:57,280 And when my great-grandfather opened this pub, he dreamed 1869 01:33:57,280 --> 01:34:01,600 that it would be a place for every man, woman and child in Ballyogue 1870 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:05,760 to come here and feel part of a family. 1871 01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:10,720 And for over 100 years, that's what it was. 1872 01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:15,360 But tonight, 1873 01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:19,160 on this, the last 1874 01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,960 Christmas Eve in Reilly's, 1875 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:24,800 I've come to understand something. 1876 01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,120 And that is that 1877 01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:31,760 family is not a place. 1878 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:34,480 It's a feeling. 1879 01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:39,640 It's a feeling that we all carry around inside us. 1880 01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:41,960 No matter where we are. 1881 01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:47,960 And I want to say it to everybody in this room. 1882 01:34:47,960 --> 01:34:51,000 That you've all been my family. 1883 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:52,680 And you always will be. 1884 01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:56,760 To you, Caroline, and you, Jack... 1885 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:04,320 ..may peace and plenty be the first to raise the latch on your door. 1886 01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:09,280 And may the spirit of happiness be guided to your home 1887 01:35:09,280 --> 01:35:11,080 by the light of Christmas. 1888 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,400 Slainte. ALL: Slainte. 1889 01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:18,320 Cilantro. Nollaig shona dhuit... 1890 01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,280 CHEERING 1891 01:35:20,280 --> 01:35:23,200 Yes! Really? Oh, my God, that's it. Yes! Yes! 1892 01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:28,120 Thank you. Oh, thanks. Yeah. 1893 01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,920 It was nothing. I was really overthinking it. 1894 01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:34,000 Wow. That feels so good. It just came out. 1895 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,920 Do it again. I-I already got it. 1896 01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:38,440 You're having a baby. 1897 01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:41,760 You are going to absolutely love being a mother! 1898 01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:43,240 Thanks. Oh, hey. 1899 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:48,000 So, I guess you're not totally shite at football after all. 1900 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:51,720 What do you mean? You managed to slip one in past the goalie. 1901 01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:54,320 Oh! 1902 01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:55,760 That's funny. 1903 01:35:55,760 --> 01:35:59,760 That's a little gross, cos it's your sister. But that's funny. 1904 01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:04,560 This is so exciting. And after the baby's born, 1905 01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:08,920 we could come and spend a few weeks with you. A few weeks? 1906 01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:11,440 I'll be retired. A few months, more like it! 1907 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,920 We can have Christmas in Chicago. 1908 01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:18,080 Yes. Isn't that wonderful? I really wish I could have a drink right now. 1909 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,520 I know. We'll figure it out. 1910 01:36:22,520 --> 01:36:25,280 So I, er, 1911 01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:30,000 want to apologise for the whole making you play football thing. 1912 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:33,320 Dad, it's... It's fine, really. 1913 01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:36,800 You were just projecting your own fears of failure 1914 01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:40,080 as a father and a husband and a son 1915 01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:41,800 onto me. 1916 01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:45,240 Watch yourself, boy. No, listen, it's... 1917 01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:47,920 I may not be any good at Gaelic football, but I think 1918 01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:51,240 I have a future as a marriage and family therapist. 1919 01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,200 Are you completely mental? 1920 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:57,360 Dad...it's time we had a talk about your communication skills. 1921 01:36:57,360 --> 01:36:59,520 Have you ever heard of love language? 1922 01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:05,400 It'll be fine. OK. 1923 01:37:08,480 --> 01:37:13,480 # Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall? 1924 01:37:13,480 --> 01:37:18,880 # It's the time that every Santa has to call 1925 01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:21,840 # Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? 1926 01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:27,240 # Does a ton-up on his sleigh 1927 01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:33,720 ALL: # Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? 1928 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:36,040 # So here it is 1929 01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,000 # Merry Christmas 1930 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:42,200 # Everybody's having fun 1931 01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:45,360 # Look to the future now 1932 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:50,800 # It's only just begun... # 1933 01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:52,040 One more time. Really? 1934 01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:54,080 # So here it is 1935 01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:55,920 # Merry Christmas 1936 01:37:55,920 --> 01:38:00,760 # Everybody's having fun 1937 01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:04,200 # Look to the future now 1938 01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:11,520 # It's only just begun 1939 01:38:11,520 --> 01:38:18,120 # Are you waiting for the family to arrive? 1940 01:38:18,120 --> 01:38:19,840 # Are you sure... # 1941 01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:21,320 Just wake him up already. 1942 01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:23,520 It's Christmas morning, for crying out loud. 1943 01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:26,040 I want to open presents. Give him a break. 1944 01:38:26,040 --> 01:38:27,720 He was drinking for two last night. 1945 01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:30,440 I have just the thing. 1946 01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:33,280 Merry Christmas, Patrick. 1947 01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:34,840 Oh! 1948 01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:51,560 # Tis the season 1949 01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:53,680 # You can feel it in the air 1950 01:38:53,680 --> 01:38:56,680 # There is a reason 1951 01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:59,360 # It's a time beyond compare 1952 01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:04,080 # Presents all around the tree 1953 01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:09,080 # But that's not all I see 1954 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:14,160 # Warm by the fireside 1955 01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:21,040 # A picture-perfect holiday now 1956 01:39:21,040 --> 01:39:25,440 # The falling snow and mistletoe 1957 01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:30,880 # The magic of Christmas 1958 01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:33,200 # Lights on the tree 1959 01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:35,600 # You're next to me 1960 01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:38,000 # The magic of 1961 01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:40,560 # The magic of 1962 01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:43,280 # The magic of 1963 01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:45,760 # The magic of 1964 01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:48,880 # The magic of Christmas. #