1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,705 [spooky music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,935 [upbeat music] 5 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,288 [bell dings] 6 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:30,900 ♪ Trick or treat, baby, on a night like this ♪ 7 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,249 - [Announcer] It's The Boulet Brothers' 8 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,077 "Halfway to Halloween" TV special, 9 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,861 [audience laughing] 10 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:36,993 starring: 11 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,039 [audience cheering] 12 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:55,794 [scissors clicking] [audience laughing] 13 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:57,927 [magical music] 14 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,972 [audience cheering] 15 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,458 ♪ And hold me tight 16 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,765 ♪ And keep a kissing me sweetly ♪ 17 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,462 ♪ Over the night 18 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:15,075 [audience applauding] 19 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,815 [magical music] [upbeat music continues] 20 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,861 [audience cheering] 21 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,783 ♪ Trick or treat, baby 22 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,828 ♪ In your own sweet way ♪ Trick or treat, baby 23 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,180 [audience cheering] 24 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:34,572 [audience laughing] 25 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,618 [audience applauding] 26 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,801 [audience applauding] 27 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:49,239 [board humming] 28 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:51,285 [audience cheering] 29 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:07,170 [audience laughing] 30 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,826 ♪ I just love for you to kiss me in your own sweet way ♪ 31 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:11,827 ♪ Trick or treat [candy sizzling] 32 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:14,699 [audience laughing] 33 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,181 - [Announcer] And the queens of darkness themselves, 34 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,704 [audience cheering] 35 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:21,053 your haunting hosts for the evening, 36 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,577 [thundering eerie music] 37 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:27,364 The Boulet Brothers. [audience applauding] 38 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:30,498 - Welcome to the show, darlings, and... 39 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,065 - Happy halfway to Halloween. 40 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:35,503 [both laughing] [audience applauding] 41 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:38,506 As we all know, there are so many of you little goblins 42 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,464 and ghouly goos out there who just love 43 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,466 all things Halloween and horror, 44 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:44,990 but unfortunately, you've got another six months 45 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,036 until your favorite holidays here. 46 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,994 - And we feel it would just be cruel 47 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,561 to make you wait all through the spring 48 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:53,303 and summer just to get your fiendish fix. 49 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:56,088 - So we've decided, as the newest 50 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,308 self-appointed sentinels of sahaim, 51 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,831 to give you a little sustenance 52 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,182 by creating our own holiday special 53 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,706 that will give you a sinful serving of Halloween 54 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:07,796 and horror that is guaranteed to keep you well fed 55 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:11,103 until October 31st. [eerie music] 56 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:14,063 - You see, tonight, we've put a special call out 57 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,674 to all of our fellow famous monsters to come together 58 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:20,678 and join us for a sinister, spectral spectacular, 59 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:24,334 filled with blood, gore, witches, vampires, 60 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:26,858 and all things that go bump in the night. 61 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:30,471 - For a halfway to Halloween celebration. 62 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,299 [eerie music continue] [Swan laughing] 63 00:03:32,341 --> 00:03:33,778 - So why don't you just go ahead 64 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,651 and turn down the lights, lock your doors, 65 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:40,263 and pull those covers up over your heads because... 66 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:43,005 - It's time for "The Boulet Brothers' Halfway to Halloween" 67 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:46,269 TV special to begin. [eerie music] 68 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:49,011 [both laughing] 69 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:53,320 [upbeat music] 70 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:07,769 [audience applauding] 71 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:14,254 [funky music] [wolf howling] 72 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,128 - I mean, what's the deal with pitchforks? 73 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:21,348 I've never seen a villager bale hay. 74 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,524 [audience applauding] 75 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,395 - Well, I quit my job. 76 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,006 - You quit? - I quit. 77 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,747 - Get out! 78 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:32,402 Why'd you do that? 79 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:34,317 - I can't work for that guy anymore. 80 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,753 He's insane. 81 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,755 Literally. [audience laughing] 82 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,366 - What did you expect? 83 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,193 He's a mad scientist! 84 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:43,979 [audience laughing] 85 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:47,156 - You know, you never see any normal scientists. 86 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,505 They're all mad. 87 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:54,337 - Just once I'd love to work for a normal scientist. 88 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,687 - You know what this means, Igor? 89 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,994 Without a job, you're gonna have to move 90 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:03,215 back in with your parents. - [Audience] Oh! 91 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:07,698 - Great. I give up one mad scientist for two mad parents. 92 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:08,873 [audience laughing] 93 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,745 - Maybe it won't be so bad. 94 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:14,052 - Name me one person who's more insane than my parents. 95 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:17,099 [audience cheering] 96 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,232 [werewolf sighing] 97 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,146 - Welp, 98 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,714 full moon. [audience laughing] 99 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:24,585 - So? - So? 100 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,196 So what? 101 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:29,067 Look at my face. 102 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:30,939 It's covered with fur. 103 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,244 I got fangs. 104 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,377 - Just don't kill anyone. 105 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,727 - Who says I'm gonna kill anybody? 106 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,816 - You're a werewolf. It's what you do. 107 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,732 You kill people. - [Audience] Oh! 108 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,692 - I can manage to not kill anybody for one full moon. 109 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,563 [audience laughing] 110 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:49,392 - You? You can't go one full hour without killing somebody. 111 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:50,524 [audience gasping] 112 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:51,699 - I can last longer than you. 113 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:53,875 [audience laughing and clapping] 114 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:57,835 - Care to make it interesting? - [Audience] Ooh! 115 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,664 - What are you thinking? [clicks tongue] 116 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,536 [audience laughing] 117 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,929 - I'll bet you a $100 you kill someone before me. 118 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,409 [audience laughing] 119 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,845 - I want in on this. - Okay, deal. 120 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,412 - Hey, count me in too. 121 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,979 - You? - Yeah! 122 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,981 - You don't kill people. You're a lab assistant. 123 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,505 We're monsters. We kill people. 124 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:19,030 - Oh, I kill people. What do you think I do on my days off? 125 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:22,207 - Okay, but you're gonna have to put in more money. 126 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:23,731 - Yeah. 500 bucks. 127 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,213 - Deal. [audience laughing] 128 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,998 - All right. 129 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,740 Get 'em up. [werewolf blowing] 130 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,784 Now may the best monster 131 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,616 or lab assistant win. [audience laughing] 132 00:06:39,659 --> 00:06:42,183 [all yelling] 133 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:51,541 - Ooh! What do you wanna eat, huh? 134 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:56,154 [upbeat music] 135 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:59,027 [dolls squeaking] 136 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,595 - Time to die! Yeah! 137 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,862 - Jimmy, I've told you, playing with dolls is for girls. 138 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,733 Now get ready for bed. 139 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:12,606 [mother sighing] 140 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,216 - [Announcer] Hey, kids, 141 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:15,739 do you wanna kill your awful parents 142 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:17,306 but you're not sure how to hide the body? 143 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,917 Well, have we got the answer for you! 144 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:23,486 Introducing the Easy Cake Cremation Oven. 145 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:26,271 [devil laughing] 146 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:31,842 Simply murder your parents. [father groaning] 147 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,496 [mother screaming] 148 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:36,107 Dismember their body. 149 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:39,894 And set your cremation ovens to 1600 degrees Fahrenheit 150 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:43,071 and watch your worries disappear. 151 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,899 [bell dings] 152 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:48,163 [hand sizzling] 153 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:49,904 - Ooh, look, it's Mommy's wedding ring. 154 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:52,602 [upbeat music continues] 155 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:54,082 - Kids. 156 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,171 What's that smell? 157 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,999 It smells like something's burning. 158 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,783 Let me give you a hand. 159 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,045 [eerie tone] 160 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,569 - That's what we were hoping. 161 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,135 [grandma screaming] 162 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,702 - [Announcer] The new Easy Cake Cremation Oven 163 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,878 comes with everything you see here. 164 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,054 Light bulb not included. [bell dings] 165 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:13,580 [audience applauding] 166 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,408 [ominous music] 167 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,637 - Nothing quite says Halloween 168 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,813 like murdering your family, does it? 169 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,162 [Swan laughing] 170 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,599 - Absolutely not. 171 00:08:34,121 --> 00:08:36,167 I mean, just look at Michael Myers. 172 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,865 He's made a killing out of it. 173 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,215 [Drac laughing] 174 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,565 - Well, speaking of Michael Myers and murder, 175 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:45,481 that reminds me, we've already seen the devil, 176 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,441 a werewolf, an Igor, and a Frankenstein "Seinfeld" 177 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,313 but we haven't really seen any blood yet. 178 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:52,662 - Mm. - And I'm starting 179 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:55,665 to get a little thirsty. - Mm, me too. 180 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,538 What about you, darlings? 181 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,627 Are you ready for a little blood? 182 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,193 [thunder rumbling] 183 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:04,021 - Well, I hope you are, because coming up next 184 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:07,155 we've got a campground slasher, a satanic siren, 185 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:11,420 and a trip to the puppet theater that you won't soon forget. 186 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,161 - So without further ado, 187 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,293 let's begin the next abominable act 188 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:18,209 by welcoming to the stage the satanic singing 189 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:23,084 sensations themselves, the one and only, Twin Temple. 190 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,695 [upbeat music] 191 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,717 [audience applauding] 192 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:54,115 [upbeat music] 193 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,639 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 194 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,120 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 195 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,688 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 196 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,342 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 197 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,736 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 198 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,696 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 199 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:14,744 ♪ My Babalon 200 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,793 ♪ I've got a girl and her name is Babalon ♪ 201 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,972 ♪ She looks a vision, naked in her red chiffon ♪ 202 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,583 ♪ We'll set the night on fire and ♪ 203 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,760 ♪ Light up the golden dawn 204 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,851 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ Here name is 205 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,462 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 206 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,943 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 207 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,380 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 208 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,035 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 209 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,472 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 210 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:51,389 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 211 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,698 ♪ My Babalon 212 00:10:55,742 --> 00:11:00,703 ♪ The bells were ringing, we say, "Now it's done" ♪ 213 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:05,708 ♪ And she's the mother of my abomination ♪ 214 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,102 ♪ Don't want a wedding 215 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:11,409 ♪ I want an invocation 216 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,892 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ Her name is 217 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,155 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 218 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,723 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 219 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,204 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 220 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,902 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 221 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,339 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 222 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:32,213 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 223 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:36,086 ♪ My Babalon 224 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:41,135 ♪ Seven, seven, seven days a week ♪ 225 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:46,314 ♪ Seven, seven, seven headed beast ♪ 226 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:51,362 ♪ Seven, seven, seven 227 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,843 ♪ Oh, oh 228 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,977 ♪ She makes me bleed 229 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,434 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 230 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:22,132 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 231 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,482 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 232 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:27,137 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 233 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,531 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 234 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:33,491 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 235 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:37,757 ♪ My Babalon ♪ Her name is 236 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,237 ♪ Ba-ba, Babalon 237 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,631 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, my Babalon 238 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,415 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 239 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,592 ♪ Babalon, my Babalon 240 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:50,073 ♪ Ba-ba-ba, ba-Babalon 241 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:53,816 ♪ Sacred whore I call upon 242 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,994 ♪ Whoa-oh, my Babalon ♪ Her name is 243 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,562 ♪ Whoa-oh, my Babalon 244 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,173 ♪ My little Babalon 245 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,306 ♪ I love that little girl 246 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,003 ♪ My little ba-ba-Babalon 247 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:11,312 [audience applauding and cheering] 248 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:17,840 [upbeat music] [birds chirping] 249 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,674 - Are you ready for fun? 250 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,068 Are you ready for friends? 251 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,853 Are you ready for adventure? 252 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,116 Well, we don't have any of those things here 253 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,990 but if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Arawak 254 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,601 you can have all that and more. 255 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:42,996 Wait. Oh, did we change that 'cause I'm, okay. 256 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,563 Can we do it again? [tone beeps] 257 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:51,395 But if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Happy Trail, you can have all that and more. 258 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:54,050 And I don't mean just for a few weeks, 259 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,356 I mean forever. 260 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,839 Have you tried everything with Little Jesse 261 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,145 but she's still just an annoying little bitch 262 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,234 no matter what you do? 263 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:07,759 Is driving Tommy to repetitive boring football games 264 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:12,416 and never ending sports practices ruining your social life? 265 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,636 Do you hate looking at Jan's face 266 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,507 because even though she can't help it 267 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,161 she looks just like your mother-in-law 268 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,076 and that's never gonna change, 269 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,907 and you just can't take it for one more god damn day? 270 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:29,781 Well, here at Camp Happy Trail, we know exactly how to help. 271 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,348 [water rushing] 272 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,741 Here we are our... [clearing throat] 273 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,961 [tone beeps] We at Camp Happy Trail 274 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,441 know exactly how to help. 275 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,009 At Camp Happy Trail we specialize 276 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:43,578 in taking care of problem teens like yours 277 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,667 no matter what the issue may be. 278 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:49,236 Our specially trained counselors, they've seen it all 279 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:52,326 and can help with problems that therapists, priests, 280 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,937 and teachers say can't be fixed. 281 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,286 [upbeat music continues] 282 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,507 With exciting activities like archery! 283 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,294 [bow whooshing] 284 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,298 [bow whooshing] 285 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,084 [girl screaming] 286 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,478 Ax throwing. 287 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:19,527 [ax clangs] [man screaming] 288 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,534 And knot tying. 289 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,800 [tone beeps] 290 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,976 After one season of being with us here at Camp Happy Trail, 291 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,239 you can rest assured that your little mistake 292 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:41,288 won't be coming home again anytime soon. [laughing] 293 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,512 Right, Johnny? 294 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,561 "I'm sorry I was such a dick my whole life/" [laughing] 295 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,781 Too late! [laughing] 296 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,656 So if you're looking for the next great- 297 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:04,354 [man screaming] 298 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,792 Just one, just one second. 299 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,099 [upbeat music continues] 300 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,972 [woman screaming] 301 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,246 [tone beeps] 302 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,771 So anyway, you should call us today, Camp Happy Trail, 303 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,254 to begin your new journey and a whole new life 304 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,473 without any baggage today. 305 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,737 - [Announcer] Call 1-800-campkids 306 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,436 to book your child's stay today. 307 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:48,007 [audience applauding and cheering] 308 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,142 [ominous music] 309 00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:08,201 - Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you standing there. 310 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:11,813 Greetings, boils and ghouls, witchy poos and booberries. 311 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,555 It's that time of year, the perfect time of year 312 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,470 for a horror comic. 313 00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:18,689 And you think comic books are just spandex and superheroes, 314 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,256 think again, my friend. 315 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,998 Horror comics have been around since the 1940s. 316 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,260 From "Doctor Occult" to- 317 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,827 [glass breaking] 318 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:28,786 [air whooshing] 319 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:29,961 Huh. 320 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,833 These things were so spooky 321 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,401 that even the government tried to get them banned. 322 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,360 There were Senate hearings in 1954 323 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,798 blaming horror comics for juvenile delinquency. 324 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:44,150 It was- [metal clanging] 325 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,065 Hmm. 326 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,460 And you know what we have to say to censorship, don't you? 327 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,507 We say "fuck censorship with a witches broken tit!" 328 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,725 That's what we- 329 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,250 [air rushing] 330 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,950 Okay, maybe I'm getting a little too freaked out 331 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,778 reading this thing, but you know what? 332 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,258 I gotta find out how it ends. 333 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,216 So if you'll excuse me. 334 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:15,703 [eerie distorted organ music] 335 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,496 [music stops] 336 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:31,458 - Good evening, my frightful fanatics, my deathly devotees. 337 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,026 Tonight's tale takes us into the world 338 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:38,204 of a loving puppet maker and his wife. 339 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,729 The puppets are their children, 340 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,862 and you know what they say about children. 341 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,994 They see all, 342 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:53,654 even when we think they aren't watching. [laughing] 343 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,441 [eerie distorted organ music] 344 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,287 [switch clicks] 345 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,160 [soft music] 346 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,987 [puppeteer coughing] 347 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:26,687 The puppeteer loved his puppets with all his heart. 348 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,256 - Have some hot tea, my dear. 349 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,823 Your cough will wake the dead. 350 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,043 - Thank you, my love. 351 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,263 - Well, of course, my dove. 352 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,918 - Now, now, let me get back to work. 353 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,573 Our little children need me. 354 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,881 [soft music continues] 355 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,234 [puppeteer coughing] 356 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,846 - [Narrator] The puppeteer loved performing 357 00:19:55,890 --> 00:20:00,242 and his wife helped to run their struggling business. 358 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,244 [switch clicks] 359 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:06,335 Plus alas, the life of a puppeteer's wife isn't resplendent 360 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,556 with the fancy mink stoles and jewelry 361 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:13,473 that the puppeteer's wife felt she deserved, 362 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,824 but she had a plan that she had been implementing 363 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,347 slowly but surely, 364 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,221 drop by drop, for quite some time. 365 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:29,706 [ominous music] [puppeteer coughing] 366 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:51,511 She cashed in his life insurance and sold the old theater 367 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,775 where the puppeteer had plied his trade, 368 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:58,561 and then she planned to sell all of the puppets 369 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,650 that people would be willing to buy. 370 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,696 And for those that didn't... 371 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,786 - And these old puppets can just go in the trash, 372 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,267 they're just wood and string. 373 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:12,923 Wood and string. [ominous music] 374 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:13,794 Worthless. 375 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,407 [woman gasping] 376 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:21,149 [woman gasping] 377 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,721 [woman screaming] 378 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:35,642 [ominous music] 379 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,958 [switch clicks] 380 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:59,274 [woman screaming] 381 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,494 - Wood and string. 382 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:02,886 Wood and string. 383 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:08,370 Isn't life a funny thing? [laughing] 384 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,504 [upbeat organ music] 385 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:29,304 [eerie music] 386 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:50,369 [bell tolls] 387 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:52,849 - Whew! 388 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,591 Whew! 389 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,637 Now that was some scary shit, kids, 390 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,856 but it's just a comic book. 391 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,469 Absolutely nothing to be scared of because- 392 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:06,210 [ominous music] 393 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,215 Oh shit! 394 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,434 Oh shit! 395 00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:13,870 Oh my god! [bell dings] 396 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:17,047 [audience applauding and cheering] 397 00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,659 [eerie music] 398 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,718 - Now that was entertaining. 399 00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:38,504 [upbeat music] 400 00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:39,679 [Swan sighing] 401 00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:41,811 - Twin Temple are so cool. 402 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:45,685 [Swan sighing] 403 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:49,515 I just love the devil. [thunder rumbling] 404 00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:52,431 - While Halloween may be all about monster's horror 405 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,389 and getting scared, we must have forget 406 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,305 that it's also all about candy and treats. 407 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,699 - And we happen to have a special guest chef here on hand 408 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,527 who is going to give you a lesson on how to make 409 00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,051 some quick delicious holiday fare 410 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,879 that is sure to satiate 411 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,794 all of the little trick or treaters in your neighborhood. 412 00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:10,144 - And speaking of creepy cuisine, 413 00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,581 we also have a super weird musical guest 414 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:15,671 who came here all the way from Russia just to perform a song 415 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:20,241 that celebrates her favorite Halloween treat, ravioli! 416 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,286 - Ravioli? 417 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,293 - Bon appetit, uglies! And let the show begin. 418 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:31,426 - Ravioli? 419 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,564 [eerie music] 420 00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:56,930 [audience applauding and cheering] 421 00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:59,933 - Hello, darlings. I'm Barbara Crampton. 422 00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:02,152 Welcome to my kitchen. [audience applauding] 423 00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,633 I'm going to teach you how to prepare 424 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:08,028 some of my favorite fast, spooky recipes 425 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,510 that are guaranteed to make you 426 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,773 feel like the season of the witch is 427 00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:15,949 right around the corner. [audience laughing] 428 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:19,996 I'll start things off with a finger food recipe. [laughing] 429 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,955 [audience laughing] 430 00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,871 Crush the meat around the bone and the knuckles 431 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:27,090 so that you can loosen them up. 432 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:30,267 So I'm using a nutcracker. - [Audience] Oh! 433 00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,400 - Oh my God, that's amazing. 434 00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:34,010 Do you hear that crunch? 435 00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,795 It's gonna be delicious. 436 00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:40,626 And then you wanna sprinkle a little bit of lemon 437 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,802 and some extra virgin olive oil. 438 00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,499 I always use it. 439 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,370 Don't they look delicious? 440 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,589 [audience applauding] I might have to 441 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,330 take a little sample. 442 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:52,812 Mm. 443 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:56,380 Next, brain vichyssoise. - [Audience] Oh! 444 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,904 - Mm. 445 00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,515 Here we're going to take a fresh head. 446 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,647 [audience laughing] 447 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,214 Crack open the cranium. Ready? 448 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:08,567 Oh! [laughing] 449 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,090 Oh my gosh. 450 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,918 Well, you know, it gets a little messy, 451 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,876 but, um, it's worth it. 452 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:19,578 We're actually going to take the brain out of the skull, 453 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,971 so all that delicious juice in there. 454 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,973 [audience applauding] 455 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:26,889 I'm gonna lift this up. There we go. 456 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,283 Oh my God, that looks amazing. 457 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:33,592 And we're gonna take that and pop it just like that. 458 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,332 Bam! [laughing] [audience laughing] 459 00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,290 Beef broth. 460 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:39,032 There you go. 461 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,295 I didn't measure, but I think that should be good. 462 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:45,212 I think this is the best part of the whole recipe. 463 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,735 Pig's feet. Yummy. 464 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,783 Mash that in. Maybe, I don't know, one more. 465 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,175 That didn't feel like quite enough. 466 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,350 [blender whirring] 467 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,526 It already sounds delicious. 468 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,659 [audience applauding] 469 00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:01,489 Perfect. Look at that beautiful crimson color! 470 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,839 That is going to be amazing. 471 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,277 Oh my gosh. 472 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,410 We're gonna take the whole head 473 00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:13,066 and bake it in the oven for about two hours. 474 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,679 Ooh la la! [laughing] 475 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:23,250 As you can see, the finished dish is just, well, 476 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:27,123 to die for. [giggles] [audience applauding] 477 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,735 Last but not least is our main course 478 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:34,304 which is a classic cannibal charcoal Barb-b-q. 479 00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:35,479 [audience laughing] 480 00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:37,743 See what I did there? [laughing] 481 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,570 [bell dings] 482 00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,573 Now, as you can see, I already have a fresh carcass 483 00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:46,186 but what I'm gonna show you is how to glaze it. 484 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:50,103 Now first you wanna take the giblets out. [grunting] 485 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,757 [audience applauding] 486 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,498 Yeah, they're a little stringy, 487 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,892 but they're going to be so yummy. 488 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,678 My hands got a little, I don't know, 489 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,289 red from all the blood, I gotta wipe 'em off. 490 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:06,249 Yeah, that's good. [audience laughing] 491 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,861 Now you're gonna mix this right up with some other stuff. 492 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:11,167 First we have a little soy sauce. 493 00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:13,909 Pour that right in. Yeah. [audience laughing] 494 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,694 Everybody loves ketchup. 495 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,783 You can put it on anything! [audience laughing] 496 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:20,133 That is gonna be amazing. 497 00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:22,222 Now just toss it 498 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:26,879 all over the crispy exterior of the body. [laughing] 499 00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:29,229 [audience applauding] 500 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:33,537 So voila! That's all the time we have today, my friends. 501 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,714 I hope you enjoy making these recipes 502 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:38,542 with your family as much as I enjoyed 503 00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:41,589 making them with your family. 504 00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:43,112 [audience laughing] [bell dings] 505 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,071 Happy halfway to Halloween, ghouls, 506 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:46,594 and we'll see you next time 507 00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:49,336 on "From Beyond Barbara's Kitchen". 508 00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,599 It's delicious. 509 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:55,211 [audience applauding and cheering] 510 00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,996 [spooky music] 511 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,911 - [Announcer] Do you have questions about your love life? 512 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,913 Do you wonder if you'll meet the man of your dreams? 513 00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,958 Are you curious about how many kids you'll have 514 00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:04,873 or how rich you'll be one day? 515 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:06,875 Do you want to know if your husband is cheating on you? 516 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,442 Well, now you can get the answers 517 00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:10,270 to all of these questions and more 518 00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:12,663 by calling us here at the Halfway to Halloween Hotline. 519 00:29:12,707 --> 00:29:15,057 - Everybody knows Halloween is the time 520 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:18,582 when our world is closest to the spirit world. 521 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,715 But if you need help now, 522 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:24,240 our Halfway to Halloween operators are standing by 523 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:27,853 to connect you directly to some spooky spirits 524 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:32,771 who can answer all your psychic questions and more. 525 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:35,599 [phone ringing] 526 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:38,298 Let's take a call now and I'll show you how easy it is. 527 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:41,692 [phone ringing] 528 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:44,043 Hello, caller. How can we help you? 529 00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:45,827 - [Caller] Oh, yeah, 530 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,656 that slutty witch costume is so fucking hot. 531 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,397 Oh, I just wanna stick my face in your- 532 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,528 - Oh! 533 00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:52,442 Whoa. Uh. 534 00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:54,836 Let's move on to the next caller. 535 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,447 [phone ringing] 536 00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,145 Hello, stranger. 537 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,929 How can we help you? 538 00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:03,018 - [Caller] Hi! My mom doesn't know I'm gay, but I- 539 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,411 - Yes, she does. 540 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:08,981 And it's your best friend. She's the one. 541 00:30:09,024 --> 00:30:11,548 - [Caller] Are you sure? The spirits can see that? 542 00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:13,246 - Well, no, but honestly, 543 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,075 your friend sounds like a real bitch. 544 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,990 - [Caller] Oh my gosh. Thank you. You helped me so much. 545 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,730 - Oh, thank you. 546 00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:21,167 Bye, bye, now. 547 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,778 - Bye. - God what a fucking loser! 548 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,693 - [Caller] Excuse me? 549 00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,129 - Hello? 550 00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,870 Knock knock. - Uh, who's there? 551 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,480 - I'm glad you asked! 552 00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,613 For an easy payment at 59.99 per minute 553 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:35,746 you can have these answers and more. 554 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,270 - [Caller] Hi, so I have a stalker 555 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,054 and I wanna know if he's watching me now. 556 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:40,577 - Ooh, okay. 557 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:43,798 Let me see what my tower cards hold for you. 558 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,802 [dramatic thud] [eerie music continues] 559 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,543 Oh, the death card. 560 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:52,720 Uh, death does not necessarily mean you're gonna die. 561 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,201 [caller choking] 562 00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:57,943 See, the death card holds many meanings. 563 00:30:57,986 --> 00:30:59,727 [caller choking] 564 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,338 You know, in some cultures, death means rebirth. 565 00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:04,427 [caller choking] 566 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,907 [dial tone ringing] 567 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:06,865 Hel, hello? 568 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:11,739 Call us now at the Halfway to Halloween Hotline 569 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:14,916 and get your questions answered today. 570 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:17,745 - [Announcer] Our service and website 571 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,660 are for entertainment only. 572 00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,096 The service is for adults, 18 years of age and older. 573 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:24,056 [audience applauding and cheering] 574 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,625 [eerie music] 575 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,079 [monitor beeping] 576 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,748 [blood gushing] 577 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:07,403 [monitor beeping faster] 578 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,014 [blood splatters] 579 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:13,105 ♪ Ra 580 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:17,109 ♪ Vi 581 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:21,156 ♪ O 582 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,073 ♪ Li 583 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:29,208 ♪ Ra 584 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:33,125 ♪ Vi 585 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:37,259 ♪ O 586 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:41,133 ♪ Li 587 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,352 ♪ Ingrassiamo 588 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,311 ♪ Ci innamoriamo 589 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:46,529 ♪ Poi mangiamo 590 00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:49,141 ♪ E all'inferno bruciamo 591 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:50,185 ♪ Ra 592 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:51,230 ♪ Vi 593 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:52,100 ♪ O 594 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,275 ♪ Li 595 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:54,189 ♪ Ra 596 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,147 ♪ Vi 597 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,104 ♪ O 598 00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,236 ♪ Li 599 00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:58,150 ♪ Ra 600 00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:59,238 ♪ Vi 601 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,195 ♪ O 602 00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:01,196 ♪ Li 603 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,328 ♪ Ra 604 00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:03,198 ♪ Vi 605 00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:04,156 ♪ O 606 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:05,374 ♪ Li 607 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,812 [ominous music] 608 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:13,252 [guts squishing] [music rising] 609 00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:15,558 [upbeat music] ♪ Piscio di gatto 610 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:17,473 ♪ Piscio di ratto 611 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,171 ♪ Piscia umana 612 00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:21,216 ♪ Merda umana 613 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:23,305 ♪ Merda di gatto 614 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,307 ♪ Merda di ratto 615 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:29,529 ♪ Merda, merda, merda, merda, merda, merda, merda ♪ 616 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:30,356 ♪ Ra 617 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,444 ♪ Vi 618 00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:32,271 ♪ O 619 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:33,315 ♪ Li 620 00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:34,360 ♪ Ra 621 00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,448 ♪ Vi 622 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:36,362 ♪ O 623 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:41,410 ♪ Li 624 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:42,977 ♪ Ra 625 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:43,978 ♪ Ra 626 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:44,892 ♪ Vi 627 00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:45,893 ♪ O 628 00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:46,937 ♪ Li 629 00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:47,982 ♪ Ra 630 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:48,983 ♪ Vi 631 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:49,853 ♪ O 632 00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:50,985 ♪ Li 633 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,073 ♪ Ra 634 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:52,987 ♪ Vi 635 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:53,944 ♪ O 636 00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,076 ♪ Li 637 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,903 ♪ Ra 638 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:56,904 ♪ Vi 639 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:57,774 ♪ O 640 00:33:57,818 --> 00:33:58,819 ♪ Li 641 00:33:58,862 --> 00:33:59,776 ♪ Ra 642 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:00,908 ♪ Vi 643 00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:01,952 ♪ O 644 00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:03,215 ♪ Li 645 00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:07,784 ♪ Un cibo sano e nutriente 646 00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:11,353 ♪ Uniamo tutta la gente 647 00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:15,400 ♪ Un cibo sano e nutriente 648 00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:19,013 ♪ Uniamo tutta la gente 649 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:23,931 [audience applauding and cheering] 650 00:34:23,974 --> 00:34:26,455 [eerie music] 651 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:38,902 - Well, that was truly bizarre. [laughing] 652 00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:42,819 - And I loved every ravioli minute of it. 653 00:34:42,862 --> 00:34:43,994 - I did too, and you know, 654 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:45,518 I'm really enjoying our little 655 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:47,433 Halfway to Halloween Celebration so far 656 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:51,132 but I can't shake the feeling that we're missing something. 657 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,699 - It's sex. 658 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:55,440 [seductive music] [thunder rumbling] 659 00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,007 Yes. Yes. 660 00:34:57,051 --> 00:34:58,922 Halloween is all about dressing up 661 00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:02,491 and monsters and candy and all of that, but it's also 662 00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:06,626 about being a total slut. 663 00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:08,193 - What are you talking about? 664 00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,064 - Think about it. 665 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,981 Every adult Halloween costume is just a classic costume 666 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:15,983 with the word sexy before it. 667 00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:17,158 - Hmm. 668 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,204 Hmm. Sexy nurse. 669 00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:21,554 - Mm-hmm. - Sexy doctor. 670 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:23,947 - Ooh. - Sexy fireman. 671 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,124 - Oh. - Sexy devil. 672 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,517 - Ooh. [laughing] 673 00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,215 - I guess you're right. [Swan laughing] 674 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,652 - And also nothing says Halloween 675 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:35,698 like a sexy, late night hookup. 676 00:35:35,742 --> 00:35:39,398 Halloween always makes people lose their inhibitions 677 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:44,316 and can get them caught up in all sorts of scandalous acts. 678 00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,187 - True, but as we all know from watching 679 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:48,798 almost every horror movie, the people who usually 680 00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:52,106 partake in provocation rarely make it out alive. 681 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,064 - Which sadly may be the case 682 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,459 for the hot and horny couple in our next story. 683 00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:01,463 You see, it was a dark and stormy Halloween night. 684 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:05,337 - Now, now, you don't wanna spoil the surprise. 685 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:08,078 [ominous music] 686 00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:12,909 And speaking of surprises, we have one of our own 687 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:16,348 coming up right after our next naughty narration. 688 00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:20,743 Stay tuned, uglies. [laughing] 689 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:25,052 [audience applauding and cheering] 690 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:28,621 [ominous music] 691 00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:31,058 - Look. 692 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,581 Okay. Don't be nervous. - I know. 693 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,409 - We've already done it with a few girls now, 694 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,064 and you promised we could do it with a guy next. 695 00:36:37,107 --> 00:36:39,893 - Yeah, I know. - Come on, BB. 696 00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:41,982 It's our anniversary. Be adventurous. 697 00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,420 - But what if he tries something with me. 698 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,684 - That is going to be fun. If he tries some.... 699 00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:51,296 I mean, it's gonna happen. - Yeah. 700 00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:55,778 [man banging] [both screaming] 701 00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,258 - Oh my God. 702 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390 - I think that's him. - Yeah! 703 00:36:58,433 --> 00:36:59,956 - I think, hi! - Hi. 704 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,220 - Uh. Uh, Go get, go around. 705 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,351 Go around. - Just it- 706 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,961 - Let him in. Let him in. 707 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:06,876 - Okay. Okay. That scared me, but... 708 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,269 - Wait, how do I look? How do I look? How do I look? 709 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:09,531 Good. Okay, good. Okay. 710 00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,141 Let him in. Let him in. - Yep. 711 00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:13,535 [ominous music] 712 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:15,102 - Okay. 713 00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:16,625 How do I look? 714 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,975 [ominous music] [thunder rumbling] 715 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:19,846 Whoa. 716 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:22,892 [thunder rumbling] 717 00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:24,503 Wow. 718 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:25,547 You, you are 719 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,986 much bigger in real life. 720 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:33,251 - Yeah, that's what they always say. 721 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:34,600 - I bet they do. 722 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,472 Whoa, what is that?! - Oh my god, oh my god, 723 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,518 oh my god. - Oh my god! 724 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:42,738 - Please don't. - Uh. I'm a lumberjack. 725 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,740 I thought you said you read my profile. 726 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,655 - I don't read! She read. 727 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,222 - I did and I forgot to tell you he's a lumberjack. 728 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,051 - You didn't tell me he's a lumber jack. 729 00:37:51,094 --> 00:37:52,531 - I forgot to tell you. - You gotta tell me this. 730 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,750 - He's a lumber jack. I'm so sorry. 731 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,970 Please sit down. [man laughing] 732 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,450 I'll, uh, get some drinks for us. 733 00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:00,408 - You, you have a ax. 734 00:38:00,452 --> 00:38:02,845 That's awesome. [sighing] 735 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:04,630 Look, I just, I just have to ask 736 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,849 do you do this sort of thing often? 737 00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:08,416 - Oh, yeah. 738 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,157 Sometimes couples just need someone 739 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,334 to come into their relationship and, uh, tear 'em up. 740 00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:15,075 [ominous music] 741 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,424 [thunder rumbling] 742 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:18,731 If you know what I mean. - Yeah. 743 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,559 I mean, I... 744 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:23,083 I don't know if we're looking for all that, but- 745 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,215 - It's like sometimes they start off 746 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:28,218 just wanting to have a little bit of fun. 747 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,785 Once I get started, 748 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:33,528 I just get out of control. 749 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:37,532 Before you know it, I get so heated up and I just. 750 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:39,839 - Oh! - Wanna split 'em both in two. 751 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,319 - Oh, god. Okay tiger. 752 00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:47,150 Look, we are very excited for what happens next. 753 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,587 Um. 754 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:50,240 Just be gentle. 755 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:52,025 - You know what? 756 00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:54,941 I am going to get into something a little more comfortable 757 00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:57,552 and I want you two to bond. 758 00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:58,684 Okay? - Okay. 759 00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,860 - It's gonna be great. 760 00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:03,602 - Wait till you see what she has planned for you. 761 00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:08,258 It's gonna be amazing. [ominous music] 762 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,395 [man moaning] 763 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:20,053 All right, guys, that's what I'm talking about. 764 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:23,404 [men grunting] 765 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,840 - Oh, oh, oh! - It's hurts! 766 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:26,581 Oh my God! It hurts. - Oh my god! 767 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,104 - It's hurts, it hurts. 768 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,455 - Boys, make sure you save some for me. 769 00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:33,196 [ominous music] 770 00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:42,292 [woman grunting] 771 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,688 [chainsaw whirring] 772 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:51,476 All right, boys. I'm coming. 773 00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:54,653 [ominous music continues] 774 00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:57,438 - I can't take him! He's too big! 775 00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:00,876 [chainsaw whirring] 776 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,790 - No! 777 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:02,965 No! 778 00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,445 No, no! 779 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:07,274 - Open up, baby. Don't be scared. 780 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:09,363 It only hurts when it first goes in. 781 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:13,149 - No, no, no! [laughing] 782 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:18,459 [yelling] 783 00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:20,635 [audience applauding and cheering] 784 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,595 [fast eerie music] 785 00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:42,222 [upbeat rock music] 786 00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:10,119 [upbeat rock music continues] 787 00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:17,257 ♪ If you want to know how 788 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,911 ♪ To high, then go now 789 00:41:18,954 --> 00:41:20,521 ♪ To the place where all the concubines ♪ 790 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,740 ♪ Meet and converse with them 791 00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:23,306 ♪ Marvel at their pale skin 792 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,221 ♪ Wonder how they chew on their pointy ♪ 793 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,440 ♪ Teeth and hair are beauty 794 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,963 ♪ They know it's their duty 795 00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:29,965 ♪ To be countess in their hearts and their ♪ 796 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:31,924 ♪ Minds that have to whisper ♪ See in them a sister ♪ 797 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:34,883 ♪ Look into their eyes and you'll become ♪ 798 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:39,105 ♪ Transylvanian Concubine 799 00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:43,631 ♪ You know what flows here like wine ♪ 800 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:48,331 ♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪ 801 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:52,988 ♪ Transylvanian Concubine 802 00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:55,121 ♪ Sorrow is their master ♪ Cackling with laughter 803 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,515 ♪ Now he's having just one piece of ♪ 804 00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:58,690 ♪ Cakey is their make up 805 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,692 ♪ Catholics try to shake up 806 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,258 ♪ All the things that form their lives, but they're ♪ 807 00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:06,698 ♪ Dead, their sighs, their songs ♪ 808 00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:11,354 ♪ They know what they do is wrong ♪ 809 00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:16,316 ♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪ 810 00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:19,841 ♪ Transylvanian Concubine 811 00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:24,716 [upbeat rock music continues] 812 00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:30,983 ♪ Candelabra's lighted 813 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:32,550 ♪ Satan has been sighted 814 00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:34,552 ♪ Never has there been an evening like ♪ 815 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,684 ♪ This is what they wanted ♪ Always to feel hunted ♪ 816 00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,991 ♪ You can never be too rich or too ♪ 817 00:42:39,034 --> 00:42:43,604 ♪ Thin, the blood has run out 818 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:48,261 ♪ Fangs ruin any cute pout 819 00:42:48,304 --> 00:42:52,265 ♪ Morning has come now they've wn ♪ 820 00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:57,313 ♪ What have you learned from what has been shown ♪ 821 00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:02,449 ♪ Transylvanian Concubine 822 00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:06,714 ♪ You know what flows here like wine ♪ 823 00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:11,632 ♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪ 824 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:16,115 ♪ Transylvanian Concubine 825 00:43:16,158 --> 00:43:20,641 ♪ Transylvanian Concubine 826 00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:25,211 ♪ You know what flows here like wine ♪ 827 00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:30,042 ♪ Stay here with us, it's just time ♪ 828 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:34,307 ♪ Transylvanian Concubine 829 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:38,659 ♪ You know what flows there like wine ♪ 830 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:42,968 [audience applauding and cheering] 831 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:47,189 [eerie music] 832 00:43:54,196 --> 00:43:55,676 - I'm afraid that's all the time 833 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,678 we have with you tonight, darlings. 834 00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:59,637 - We do hope you've enjoyed yourselves 835 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,464 and we want to thank you all for joining us 836 00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:04,772 for our first "Halfway to Halloween" TV special. 837 00:44:04,816 --> 00:44:05,947 [Swan laughing] 838 00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:08,297 - Nightmare Girls, take it away! 839 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:12,650 [audience applauding and cheering] 840 00:44:15,914 --> 00:44:18,917 [eerie organ music] 841 00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:29,710 [upbeat music] 842 00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,977 ♪ When the moon arises in the western sky ♪ 843 00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,677 ♪ And the vampires are out on the sly ♪ 844 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:43,376 ♪ At times they have trouble finding necks to bite ♪ 845 00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:47,075 ♪ That's why I cook up in my roon tonight ♪ 846 00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:49,251 ♪ My riboflavin flavored 847 00:44:49,295 --> 00:44:54,300 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 848 00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:56,737 ♪ Riboflavin flavored 849 00:44:56,781 --> 00:45:01,742 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 850 00:45:03,265 --> 00:45:05,180 ♪ Drac came to me one night at 12:00 ♪ 851 00:45:05,224 --> 00:45:08,793 ♪ And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf ♪ 852 00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,577 ♪ I exclaimed "don't fret" 853 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,318 ♪ I'll give you on fix 854 00:45:12,361 --> 00:45:15,887 ♪ Of my newly regenerated mix 855 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:18,324 ♪ I gave him riboflavin flavored ♪ 856 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:23,111 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 857 00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:25,592 ♪ She gave him riboflavin flavored ♪ 858 00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:30,640 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 859 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,122 ♪ It gives you quick relief you see ♪ 860 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:38,083 ♪ From fang aches and corpusle deficiency ♪ 861 00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:39,301 ♪ Natter 862 00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:41,303 ♪ Consuming my laboratory brew 863 00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:44,829 ♪ It'll make a new vampire out of you ♪ 864 00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:47,222 ♪ It's that quality unleaded 865 00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:52,271 ♪ Only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 866 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,318 ♪ Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch ♪ 867 00:45:56,362 --> 00:45:59,757 ♪ Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch ♪ 868 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,195 ♪ If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less ♪ 869 00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:06,894 ♪ Try my new non-carbonated best ♪ 870 00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:09,201 ♪ My riboflavin flavored 871 00:46:09,244 --> 00:46:14,249 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 872 00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:16,686 ♪ Riboflavin flavored 873 00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:21,735 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 874 00:46:22,692 --> 00:46:24,085 ♪ Riboflavin flavored 875 00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:28,655 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 876 00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:31,005 ♪ Riboflavin flavored 877 00:46:31,049 --> 00:46:35,880 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 878 00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,273 ♪ Riboflavin flavored 879 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:43,104 ♪ Non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood ♪ 880 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:47,500 [audience applauding and cheering] 881 00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:55,856 - Good night, uglies. 882 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:59,207 - We'll see you again on Halloween night. 883 00:46:59,251 --> 00:47:04,256 [both laughing] [thunder rumbling] 884 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:10,131 [eerie music] 885 00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:16,311 [spooky music]