1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:08,083 That bitch, man. Gave me ten lei, like I washed her windshield in traffic. 4 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,041 Fuck, do I look like a bum? 5 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,625 What's up with it, though? 6 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:13,791 Eh, a fuse. 7 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:17,750 She damn near bawled. "What'd I do? I ruined the car…" 8 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:21,916 So what if you're beautiful? Your head's totally empty. Void. 9 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:24,958 What's up? 10 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:27,500 Fuck's up, man, been wastin' my time on eight-lei trips. 11 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:29,875 -Eh, it's early. -I'm busy, bro. 12 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:32,666 Wooed this chick last night, I'm going over after my shift. 13 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,458 Wham, bam, bottle of wine! 14 00:02:34,541 --> 00:02:36,833 I'm gonna put on a show tonight, leave her in tears! 15 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:39,458 Ain't read too many books, but on this, I wrote the book! 16 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:42,208 No BS. That's how I fuck. I don't stop till she cries. 17 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:43,333 What if she doesn't cry? 18 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:47,291 What if she's got… a gland issue or something? 19 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:51,166 -What, you just keep pounding? -No worries, she'll cry! 20 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:55,291 You don't buy it, 'cause you're a wuss who's fucked three bimbos his whole life. 21 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,083 If she ain't crying for joy, you ain't done her right. 22 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:03,541 Well, what if she's had some trouble? And she's dating you to forget. 23 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:04,666 So she starts crying. 24 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:09,000 You think it's you when, in fact, she's just had a death in the family. 25 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:11,291 No such thing, bro. You can tell the difference. 26 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,416 Dunno, man, when you're all in the moment… 27 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,333 Maybe you're right, but 90% of the time it's me. 28 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:17,333 Got a smoke to spare? 29 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,916 -Nah, bro, I quit. -Bummer. 30 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,250 No, that's good. Know what else is dangerous? 31 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:25,291 -Drugs! -Yo, you taking me for a ride? 32 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,958 -C'mon, leave him be. -You upset the dude, see? 33 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,541 Snitch! 34 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,250 Thanks. 35 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:36,958 Thanks, man. 36 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,625 -So, who is this girl? -Which one? 37 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:43,958 -The one you're seeing tonight. -Oh, man, you should see the tits on her! 38 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:48,083 And-- hold on to your seat-- she's a cop. 39 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,458 -What? -A cop. Writing parking tickets. 40 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:53,875 -Get outta here. -Would I lie to you? A cop, I swear. 41 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:55,708 She was writing tickets and I chatted her up. 42 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:57,791 "Would you write one for me, too?" 43 00:03:57,875 --> 00:04:00,083 Her colleague shooed me off. Came back when he left. 44 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:01,916 I've started my number. 45 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,208 "Drop you off after your shift? Drink some wine?" 46 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:06,333 She shooed me off, too. Came back again. 47 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:11,166 "Rockin' those bangs. So the police don't have shirts your size?" 48 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:14,000 I shot my mouth and eventually the stupid girl laughed. 49 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:16,541 And, you know it: if you laugh, you get the dick. 50 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,750 You don't believe me. Wait till I've fucked her once. 51 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,000 I need just one good day. 52 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:23,666 -Fuck the police. -Oh, good evening. 53 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,875 Kisses, Ralu! 54 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,208 -You lot ever work? -None of your beeswax. 55 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:29,833 We're on holiday. 56 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:31,833 Excuse me. 57 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:34,250 Yowza. 58 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,291 What a shitty evening. 59 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,375 -No orders on the app. -Yeah. 60 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,541 Made a ton of money yesterday. Too much to count. 61 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,333 Fucking Uber. 62 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,500 I emptied this guy's ashtray on his hood. 63 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,083 Here, on the colonnade corner. 64 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:55,166 Emptied it on his windshield. 65 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,583 Coward didn't even open the window, I woulda spat on him. 66 00:04:57,666 --> 00:05:01,166 -Till one of them comes out at you. -I wish I had that luck! 67 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:03,166 Can't wait for one to come at me. 68 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:06,083 I'll stomp him! Won't even need money that day. 69 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:07,500 I'll whoop and piss on him too! 70 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:12,791 They're stealing money from babies with their candy and bottled water. 71 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,250 Hope that's all they'll ever drink! 72 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:17,166 We don't give a fuck, but some cabbies got kids! 73 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,833 So if you beat up Uber drivers, they'll earn more. 74 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:22,041 You fucking raise three kids on 90 lei a day. 75 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:24,583 Sure, man, it's rough. Go drive an Uber, then. 76 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:26,333 I will, man, don't think I won't. 77 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,708 I'll save for a car that a guy'll bring me from Germany. 78 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:31,500 I'll slay Uber! Fuck their candy! 79 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,291 I'll give the suckers breath mints! 80 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:39,000 -Man, I'm going back to my rides. -Me, too. 81 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,916 -Kisses. Talk to you later. Take care. -Hit the jackpot. 82 00:05:43,708 --> 00:05:45,416 We won't talk, I'm seeing that chick. 83 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:49,041 But I'll give you the address if you wanna listen from the parking lot. 84 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,208 Ralu! 85 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,791 -Where we goin'? -Control Club. 86 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:00,166 -On Constantin Mille… -I know where it is, man! 87 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:04,166 Full of fags there, right? 88 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:08,375 -Sorry? -Didn't you hear me? 89 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,041 Yeah, there are some. 90 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:16,083 -And you like it with them there? -I'm looking for someone. 91 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:21,208 C'mon, chief, it's not like I'll get angry that you know a bunch of fags! 92 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,166 I don't give a fuck. So long as they're not in my car. 93 00:06:25,666 --> 00:06:26,958 Yeah, I know a few. 94 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:30,000 There you go. You admit it. 95 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,583 None of my business what you lot do. 96 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:36,875 -I don't give a rat's ass. -So then what have you got against them? 97 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:38,375 Nothing man, what's with you? 98 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:42,083 They can do as they please, I just can't stand to see them. 99 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:45,125 How am I supposed to stand seeing two men together? 100 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,125 Have them suck face in my backseat? 101 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,541 Fuck it, man, I got my principles! 102 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,541 -Don't wanna insist, but… -Yo! 103 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:58,458 What's wrong with you? Get it: I have nothing against them! 104 00:06:58,541 --> 00:06:59,708 I got nothing against 'em! 105 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,166 But it makes me barf, man, what the fuck?! 106 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:06,291 How am I supposed to see two men together? 107 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:08,583 What, nothing makes you sick? 108 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,000 -Of course it does. -See? 109 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:12,791 Just give me an example. 110 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:15,416 -I don't know. Stuff. -Name one thing, man! 111 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,333 I don't know! Cockroaches. 112 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:18,958 Kitchen roaches? 113 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:22,125 Yes. I get sick when I kill one and feel it burst. 114 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,083 See? I don't mind roaches. 115 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,708 Fuck 'em. Like, I don't care. 116 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:30,458 But if I throw a bucket of roaches on you, won't you barf? 117 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:33,625 You'll barf! 118 00:07:34,416 --> 00:07:36,791 Same with me. If there are fags in my car, I barf. 119 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,125 To each their own. 120 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,875 Not like I mind you being sickened by roaches! 121 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,958 -But it's not the same thing. -No shit? 122 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,625 Who's gonna tell me what to be sickened by? 123 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:47,916 It's kinda normal to be sickened by bugs. Meanwhile… 124 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,375 C'mon, chief, drop it! 125 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,916 They're human, too right? That's what you were gonna say. 126 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,333 -I was. -Aren't rapists human, too? 127 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:01,083 But when they get ass raped in prison, that's a good thing, right? 128 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:02,791 -It's good, right? -No, that's also wrong. 129 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:08,000 C'mon. Drop it. You're talking outta books. 130 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,291 You know when you get to talk? 131 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:15,750 When your son comes up and tells you, "Daddy, I suck cock." 132 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:18,083 That's when you get to talk. 133 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,791 You go, "Well done, son!" And then talk. Will you? 134 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:23,833 No, that's not what I'll say. 135 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:26,333 I'll tell him it's his business who he loves 136 00:08:26,416 --> 00:08:28,250 and he needs no one's approval. 137 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,166 Yeah, man. Right. 138 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,666 So you're okay with your son sucking cock. 139 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:44,166 He brings his boyfriend home, they go to his room, 140 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,583 and you're cool with that. 141 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:47,250 You hear your son scream 142 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,166 as he takes a dick up his ass and you watch TV. 143 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:51,458 National Geographic, 'cause you're an intellectual. 144 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:56,250 Your son screams, the antelope screams as he's eaten by the crocodile. 145 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:57,625 Fuck it. Family time. 146 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,750 You see a lion, your son takes a cum load. 147 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:05,958 Come on. You know I'm right. 148 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,125 You're all talking outta books. 149 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:11,916 Tell me what you've lived. I won't have a thing to say. 150 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,250 Okay, I haven't lived this. 151 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,958 Yes, I'd probably be more believable if I had. 152 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,916 -But you can't deny people… -Man, are you taking me for a fool? 153 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:26,041 Forget books and shit. Tell me what pains you! 154 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,875 -That you talk like this! -No shit? 155 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:30,958 -You give a fuck about how I talk? -Yes. 156 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,000 Because you're talking about people I know. 157 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,500 My friends. If you met them, you wouldn't… 158 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:37,583 You're a doll, man. 159 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:42,208 Where would I meet fags? You nuts? Get a load of him. 160 00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:49,875 For real you're not a fag? You sure defend them. 161 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:51,666 No, I'm not. 162 00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:54,333 This is about a principle. 163 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,958 -So, what, you mind us talking? -Oh, no. No. 164 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,916 You're answering like… 165 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,083 We're just chatting. 166 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,208 You got principles? 167 00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:36,833 -How long will you be at your mom's? -I don't know. A bit. 168 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,625 -Want me to come pick you up? -No, I wanna walk. 169 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,833 Haven't I lugged these bags around enough all day? 170 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:46,666 I told you to wait so we'd go together. 171 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:52,000 -Or at least text me the shopping list. -My mom only eats when you have the time. 172 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,500 -We'd have gone tomorrow. -She was out of food today. 173 00:10:58,666 --> 00:10:59,750 Listen, Victoria… 174 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:03,875 I get that you're tired. I really do. 175 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,916 But, please, stop yelling at me over the phone. 176 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,375 I was with a client, too. 177 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,500 That'll make me get there faster? 178 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,416 Yeah, man, I… 179 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:16,208 I got angry for waiting here like an idiot. 180 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,750 Everyone was going home and I was waiting with the bags between my legs. 181 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,666 My mom called, too. She forgot we talked at noon. 182 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,333 She called me 15 times today. 183 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:30,750 Please… Let's do something about this. 184 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,500 We fight every day. 185 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:35,041 We'd have to see each other every day to fight. 186 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,166 -Every time we see each other, we fight. -So what? 187 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,625 -What do you mean? -Yes, we fight, but… 188 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,333 Maybe we have reasons to fight. 189 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,125 You're picking on this without talking about the reasons. 190 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:53,000 I don't know the reasons. I might, if we talked instead of fighting. 191 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,333 You don't, 'cause all you want is to not fight. 192 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:58,041 So what, can't we do that? 193 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:01,291 What's wrong with that? I spend all night in the streets. 194 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,250 I just wanna get home and not fight. 195 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,166 Yeah, man. 196 00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:06,666 This is also my fault. 197 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:10,250 What did you expect? I'm married to my job and the TV. 198 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,333 Let's go. 199 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,583 You agreed when I switched to the night shift. 200 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,166 I mean, we talked. 201 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,375 I've also had it with your constant victimization. 202 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,375 -Let's go. -Please! 203 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,250 That's it, I'll shut up now. 204 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:30,833 Let me get that. 205 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:40,875 Victoria! 206 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:45,500 I was thinking… 207 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,083 Wanna go away for the weekend? 208 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:54,875 Where would we go? 209 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,208 I don't know. Somewhere nearby, outside Bucharest. 210 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,083 Just the two of us. 211 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,625 Liviu, do you remember when we last had sex? 212 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,250 -OK… -No, that's the question. 213 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,375 -What kind of question is this? -A question. 214 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,125 If you remember when we last had sex. 215 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:36,000 -This weekend. -Great. And before that? 216 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,125 I don't know. Really, what is this? 217 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,416 On Saturday morning, two weekends ago. 218 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,041 That was this month. 219 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,458 Last month, it was also only twice. 220 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:52,791 I do remember. 221 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,291 Really, I'm a young woman, I can't… 222 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,208 Twice a month… 223 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,541 Do you understand? 224 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,458 'cause I don't either. 225 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,958 Have you ever thought how I feel? 226 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,625 You come home, go to bed, and… 227 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,666 I don't know, what do you think it's like for me? 228 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,041 Twice a month. 229 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,291 Obviously, I've considered everything. 230 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,708 That you're seeing someone else, going out, God knows where. 231 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,583 That you're sick and can't do it. 232 00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:32,250 Then that you don't want me. That you're too tired. 233 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,458 Then, again, that you don't want me. Really, now? 234 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,333 How not-in-the-mood can you be? 235 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:45,708 Why aren't you saying anything? We're not fighting now, just talking. 236 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,291 -I got it. -What do you get, man? 237 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,833 You don't get it at all. 238 00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:55,750 If you did, you wouldn't always be asking me what's wrong. 239 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,375 What do you want me to do, buy a vibrator? 240 00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,833 That's not what I want. I want a man. I want you. 241 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:09,250 Man, I can't go back to getting rejected on job interviews, 242 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,041 while you eat nothing but French fries all day. 243 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,041 Okay? 244 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,083 I shouldn't work a job that's "beneath me" while you starve? 245 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,916 I'd rather drive this shitty car till I die. 246 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,916 Instead of seeing you like that again. 247 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,791 Good evening. 248 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:34,375 Excuse me… Is this building C? 249 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,458 No, this is B. C is in the other direction. 250 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:39,958 Thanks. 251 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,791 And I'm not playing the victim, okay? 252 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,375 I mean, I'm not complaining. 253 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,291 But when you act this way… 254 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,416 I really don't get anything anymore. 255 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,750 We do things together, right? 256 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,125 We take decisions together. 257 00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,791 And now it's suddenly just my business? 258 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,083 -How come? -I don't know. 259 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,125 -Great, now you don't know. -Yes, I do know. 260 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,291 I don't wanna choose anymore. 261 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:13,791 It's either fries and steak for me, or steak and no sex. 262 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,250 I don't get what you don't get. 263 00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:18,875 -Okay. -Okay. 264 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,208 What's okay? Nothing is okay. 265 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:24,750 "We" will somehow solve it! I'm telling you, I can't do it anymore! 266 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,291 "When will we," "what will we"? 267 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,833 -I can't do it anymore, I'm tired. -Okay! 268 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,375 She's texted me she's on her way. 269 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:57,166 C'mon, pal. She's been "on her way" for 15 minutes! 270 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,541 I don't know why you're acting this way. I mean, I'm paying for your time, no? 271 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,041 The clock's running. 272 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:06,666 I could've run two trips by now. This clock thing… 273 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,375 I'm fucking burning gas for nothing. 274 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:12,250 I talked to you nicely. I don't think you need to cuss. 275 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,041 We've been waiting around like idiots for 15 minutes. 276 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,208 Should I play a movie on my phone or what? 277 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,875 So, what's she saying? 278 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,500 Changed her mind? Changing earrings? 279 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,541 I will kindly ask you to watch it. 280 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,875 -Let's not be so cavalier… -Watch what, man? 281 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:35,291 You know what? I'll pay for the ride and call another cab. 282 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,500 I really don't need… 283 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:38,000 -Here. -Come on, man! 284 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:41,666 No, no, no. Here's the money. Have a good evening. 285 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,166 If you're getting violent, I'm calling the cops. 286 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,583 Hey! What's wrong, man? What'd I do to you? 287 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,500 Nothing. 288 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,208 I thought you wanted to beat me up. 289 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:57,125 I just came out to make up. What are you all upset for? 290 00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:00,333 Can't we joke around no more? We're fighting over a woman? 291 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,500 Come on. There we go. 292 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,416 Come on. 293 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:08,916 Get your money. We wait for the young lady and complete the ride. 294 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,041 C'mon, don't call the SWAT team on me. 295 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,666 We hang out, as boys do, have a water. No problem! 296 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,458 C'mon, get in here! 297 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,750 That's right. 298 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,000 Such a nice parking lot, see? 299 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,125 At least admit it that it annoys you, too! 300 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:40,416 It doesn't annoy me, but it is unpleasant. 301 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,875 Bro, I don't want to upset you again, but y'all need to have a talk. 302 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:45,458 True. 303 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,083 You need to set a boundary, y'know? 304 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,791 Women respect this. Didn't she know you were coming? 305 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,083 She did, but… 306 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,583 I would've gone get her from the house… 307 00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:00,416 She's done this to me before. But there's this thing with her mother… 308 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,791 She literally can't stand me. 309 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:04,583 What's her mom's business? 310 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:09,041 I don't know, it seems I'm not good enough for her daughter. 311 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,541 She always has a critical eye on me. 312 00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,458 I don't know, she hates my tattoos, no idea. 313 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,833 Man, how old is this chick? 314 00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,333 Thirty-two. 315 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,250 -Many happy returns. -Thanks, you, too. 316 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,833 I don't mean to pry, but if I were you… 317 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,833 Kept waiting outside by these two… 318 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,583 Easy for you to say, you're… 319 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,208 Good looking… 320 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:39,166 Man, that has nothing to do with it! 321 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:43,333 If a chick dumps you today, you get a new one tomorrow. Me… 322 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,250 I'm… 323 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,291 I'm kinda shy, too. 324 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,625 -Come on, man! -Yeah! 325 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,708 You're a big guy, well-dressed. 326 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,833 No… It's really hard for me to talk to a woman. 327 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,916 I always feel like I'm sitting an exam. Being assessed. 328 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:06,125 If she wasn't my colleague, I'd probably never have talked to her. 329 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,125 Yo! It's the same as with dogs. 330 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,791 They're scared of you, too! But you gotta talk to them! 331 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,291 Anyway, I was even worse one year ago. 332 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:20,250 But I started meditating and got a bit better. 333 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,833 At what subject? 334 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,666 No, I mean meditation, 335 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:28,250 like exercises for relaxation, 336 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:31,166 for making peace with yourself… 337 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,958 with the environment. 338 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:38,416 And it's really helping me with my social anxiety. 339 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:40,750 I do exercises, too. 340 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,875 -Really? -Kegel. Heard of them? 341 00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,958 -Yeah, but… -Man, you know what it's like? 342 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,875 You do ten minutes of Kegel a day 343 00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:49,458 and you last for two hours. 344 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,125 Know what I'm sayin'? Bam! 345 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:55,500 One hour, then you have a drink of water and do another hour. One per session. 346 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,208 -I don't have that kind of problem. -What, you think I do? 347 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,208 I don't know, I was just saying I don't… 348 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:05,458 What's she saying? 349 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,500 -She's saying she's coming right away. -Yes. 350 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,583 I rest my case. 351 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,750 I'm sorry, I apologize. I don't know… 352 00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:18,625 I'll give you some extra on the ride anyway. 353 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,541 Yeah. 354 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:22,750 She's your woman after all… 355 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,875 I'll wait another three minutes and I'll call her. 356 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,916 It's 13 past… 357 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,583 I'll call her at 16 past and have a fight with her. 358 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,750 What the fuck are you doing, playing me for a fool? 359 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:55,833 Excuse me? 360 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,333 I had two no-shows before you. 361 00:21:58,291 --> 00:21:59,625 Anyway, not your fault. 362 00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,041 I got no one to pick on, so I'm picking on you. 363 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,625 I'm sorry for earlier. 364 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,708 At this hour, orders are complicated. 365 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,041 Yeah, no sweat, man. You're cool. Five stars. 366 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,750 You do customer service, you've apologized for your colleagues. 367 00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:23,250 -Got change for 100? -I do. 368 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,291 Swell guy. 369 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:29,125 Yeah, it's me. 370 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,250 I thought I recognized you. 371 00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:35,166 If you work night shifts, when do you watch my show? 372 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,166 I watch it on my phone when I'm idle. 373 00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:43,166 I don't know how you can be so patient. 374 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:44,916 With all those thieves. 375 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,375 -If I were you… -Yeah? 376 00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:49,875 What would you do? 377 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,833 Oh, no, I was just saying… 378 00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:55,708 Yeah? If it were you, you'd strangle them! 379 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,250 They'd be shitting their pants. Admitting everything. 380 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:00,708 Bringing what they stole from home. 381 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:05,500 Man, y'all are killing me. 382 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:08,125 The streets are teeming with all y'all's opinions. 383 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,958 Opinion country, man! That's our country brand. 384 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,125 The Romanian disease. 385 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:17,041 We do all jobs better than our own. 386 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,583 Is Cernea still running your company? 387 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,083 Hold up. 388 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,875 Cheers, Nicky, what's up? 389 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,083 Listen, bro. 390 00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:32,708 There's this guy at your company, I wanna have him do my show. 391 00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,041 I figured I'm no good at it. 392 00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:38,000 Yeah, man, he's got balls, ideas, all it takes. 393 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,541 But I don't want any trouble with you, stealing him from your fleet, y'know? 394 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:45,625 Listen, hose "thieves," as you call 'em, who put 'em there? 395 00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:47,041 Weren't you the ones? 396 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:50,583 Huh? 397 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,166 Pal… 398 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:55,833 If you wanna knock 'em out, do it with your vote. 399 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:58,291 I try to get that through your heads every evening. 400 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:02,250 You can't change the country over a pint. You vote like sheep. 401 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,791 And then you're shocked by what you've done. 402 00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:08,458 Did you vote? 403 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:13,708 Tell me, did you vote? 404 00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:19,041 -Now you're watching the road. -Okay, man, I got it. 405 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,333 You got shit. 406 00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:23,250 In my twelfth grade I was getting my ass kicked by the miners. 407 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,958 And here's Vasile, teaching me democracy. 408 00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:29,083 I've been doing shows for 15 years, fighting everyone, 409 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,791 and he scolds me for being soft! 410 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:34,208 Wanna see my phone? See how many threat messages I get? 411 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:41,375 You know what it's like to be watched by two million people? Live? 412 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,541 I'll put you and President Iohannis in front of two million people. 413 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:46,791 See how much of an "Impaler" you are! 414 00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:50,291 You won't even open your mouth, man. They'll carry you out of there. 415 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:51,750 What am I saying, Iohannis? 416 00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,916 I'll match you with one of the youth org chicks. 417 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,125 She'll talk you into a daze. 418 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:07,416 C'mon, I'm arguing with you for no reason. You just spoke your mind. 419 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:09,916 I had a beer, too. 420 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,416 Here, I take it all back. 421 00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:18,583 These are tough times. 422 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:20,750 Each viewer matters. 423 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,916 -Thanks a lot. -Lemme give you your change. 424 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,750 -It's okay. -No, please, I insist. 425 00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:36,041 -Sir, please, your change! -Yeah, y'all, gather round! 426 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:39,000 I have found the principled cabbie! 427 00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:41,916 He's Giordano Bruno. 428 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:44,125 Here, man. 429 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:50,916 Five stars. You rate me zero, I was mean to you. 430 00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,541 Wassup, man? 431 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,125 Listen, I just texted a situation to the WhatsApp group 432 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,666 and remembered the gypsy. 433 00:26:05,791 --> 00:26:07,541 Man, you aren't in it? 434 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:08,458 Well, get in! 435 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:11,291 Right, so there's this gypsy at Meridian… 436 00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:13,333 Well, not sure he's a gypsy, but he sounds like one. 437 00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,583 He sends these bitchin' messages using the app. 438 00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:18,291 He's like, "pederast crossing," got it? 439 00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:20,750 The pederast crossing, man! 440 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:23,541 The pede-- Forget it. 441 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,500 Right, so all his messages start the same. 442 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,250 "Y'all be careful!" 443 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:28,500 "Y'all be careful, buds, 444 00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:31,083 the coppers are at Otopeni, handing out presents." 445 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,208 "Y'all…" What? 446 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,083 Hold on, someone's calling me. Hold the line. 447 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:38,666 Yes. 448 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,000 Right, and? 449 00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:43,291 I'm not in my car. 450 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:45,458 But it can't be, I would've seen it, heard it. 451 00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:48,333 I told you I'm not in my car. I'm busy. 452 00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:51,458 Why are you yellin' at me for? Not my fault you're stupid. 453 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:55,958 I don't give a fuck who you are, you know who I am? 454 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,208 Say what? 455 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:01,041 Wha… 456 00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:04,000 Yo, tell me where to come to. 457 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,083 Tell me where I need to go, forget… 458 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:12,416 Yo, just tell me where to go, or I'll break down your door and… Come on… 459 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,125 Fuckin' bitch. 460 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:18,583 You still there, man? 461 00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:20,791 Man, I can't believe this. 462 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,750 Hoes who what to get laid 463 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:25,958 lose their phones at the mall, then say they forgot'em on the cab. 464 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:30,125 This one who just called me was all like, "You know who my boyfriend is?" 465 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:33,250 "Who's your boyfriend, ho? You know who you talkin' to?" 466 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,166 These hoes be playin' us for fools, or what? 467 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,000 Just 'cause I'm a cabbie I can't be a thug, too? 468 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:40,333 When I said "Tell me where to come," she hung up. 469 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:42,875 Fucking bitch… Hold on. 470 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:44,791 Mari! 471 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:49,041 I'm cashing in on this win and I wanna place two more. 472 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,208 Will you write them down? 473 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:52,916 -No, I'll write them. -Take 30 lei two times. 474 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:55,291 You still on, man? 475 00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:57,000 Right, what was I saying? 476 00:27:57,916 --> 00:28:00,750 Yeah, the gypsy! "Y'all be careful!" 477 00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:04,750 Join the group, bro, so you'll know where to be careful! 478 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:05,791 Hold on! 479 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:10,500 Right, I didn't tell you. Speaking of hoes. 480 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,458 -Kisses, Mari! -Bye! 481 00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:13,708 So… 482 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:16,250 Took this woman to Floreasca the other day. 483 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,041 Wound up with a nutjob in my car. 484 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:20,000 Didn't ask me if I was free, nothing. 485 00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:23,833 Check this out. She called her ma. Called a girlfriend. 486 00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:27,041 She can't breathe, she's having a panic attack. 487 00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:30,333 She was going berserk, asking me to open the window 'cause there's no air… 488 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,500 I took her, of course, I was worried she'd seize up in there. 489 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,791 There's was absolutely nothing wrong with her, man! 490 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,000 These folks don't know what illness to make up next! 491 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,208 You ever heard of someone having a panic attack? 492 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:44,875 I haven't! 493 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,916 You think I got time to panic, man? 494 00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,625 Imagine if you told your wife: 495 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:53,125 "Baby, I'm not driving today, I got a panic!" 496 00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:58,041 "I don't know what I did, where I went, I didn't wear a hat, so…" 497 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:02,625 Hold up, man, ho's calling me again. Hold the call. 498 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,583 Tell me, ho! What the f-- 499 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:10,708 Yes. 500 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:14,166 Yes! 501 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:18,875 I apologize, I really didn't know who I was talk-- 502 00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:24,000 Yeah, but I was just kidding, I didn't know she was your wife… 503 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,333 No, I thought… 504 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:31,458 I mean, anyone could pretend… 505 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:37,666 Yes, of course, I'm coming… No, I'll be there in 20 minutes! 506 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:40,916 Less, even! 15 minutes, 16 tops! 507 00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:44,708 I'll go look for it now, look under the seats… 508 00:29:44,791 --> 00:29:46,708 Yes. That's it, I'm off, I'll be there! 509 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,000 -You free? -Where to, ma'am? 510 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,458 Follow that turquoise car. 511 00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:59,208 -C'mon, ma'am, cut the crap. -I'll give you 100 lei! 512 00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:01,291 No, seriously. 513 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,958 Come on, let's not lose him! 514 00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:08,625 But we won't have to fight anyone, right? 515 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:09,916 -I hope. -No. 516 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,166 Look, he's leaving. Come on. Please! 517 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:17,958 But I won't be running any red lights. 518 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:21,375 -I don't want any complaints later. -No, but please let's not lose him. 519 00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:23,166 Could we hurry a bit, please? 520 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,416 -But who are we tailing? -Don't worry! 521 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,500 -I wasn't, until you told me not to. -No, I mean it. 522 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:33,458 Okay… 523 00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:40,583 -He's calling me! What do I do? -I don't know, ma'am! 524 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,666 -I won't answer him. -That's best. 525 00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:47,291 Yeah. 526 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,708 But can he see me in the rearview mirror? 527 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,291 -Huh? -Not you. Me, at most. 528 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,416 Do you want him not to see me either? 529 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:02,041 -What do you mean? -Oh, I was kidding. 530 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:06,000 -He can't not see me, 'cause I'm the-- -Oh, yeah! 531 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,791 This is where I failed my driver's license test. 532 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:19,916 The third time. 533 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,458 Oh, my? Why? 534 00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:26,125 -The cop pulled the brakes on me. -What'd you do? 535 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,833 He said I hadn't checked for incoming traffic. 536 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:31,875 Well, had you? 537 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,583 I had checked a long time beforehand! 538 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:37,875 I see. 539 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,791 Did you eventually get your license? 540 00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:45,416 -Is that the police? -The ambulance. 541 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,208 Did you do something? 542 00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:51,958 I always mix them up: the police, the ambulance. The firemen, too, right? 543 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:54,541 -The sounds… -Are different, right? 544 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,708 Yes, but it depends on the car, too, though. 545 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:59,208 Yeah, no. Even the ambulance scares me. 546 00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:05,416 I talk too much, right? I'm exhausting you. 547 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,333 Be honest. 548 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,875 I'm sorry, but I'm nervous myself. 549 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,333 I understand you, too. You have to drive all the crazies around. 550 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:17,666 -Oh, no worries. -Look, he's stopping! 551 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,666 Here, here. Pull over! 552 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:26,833 -Happy birthday! -Hey, what are you doing? 553 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:29,125 -You almost gave me a heart attack! -Happy birthday! 554 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:33,458 I followed you all over Bucharest with this gentleman here. 555 00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:36,291 -Hello, happy birthday! -You're nuts. 556 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,416 -I got you a cake, too, wait! -Let's see! 557 00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:52,250 Hi. 558 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,333 Yo, you tell your mama "hi." 559 00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:59,333 -Hello, ma'am. -Right. See? You can do it. 560 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,083 Turn around, will you? 561 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,791 -What? -Turn around so I can see you. 562 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,333 You look like such an idiot. 563 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:13,041 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Talking on the phone like some thug. 564 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,291 You're small fry. 565 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,208 -You letting me talk to the walls? -No… 566 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:22,583 -I was thinking of starting the car. -You start the car when I tell you to. 567 00:33:23,041 --> 00:33:24,291 Look at me. 568 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:28,083 Tell me, aren't you ashamed to talk, with this face? 569 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:31,916 I'm sorry, I didn't know who you are. 570 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,833 "Who you are, ma'am." I'm not your mama. 571 00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:37,208 -I didn't know, ma'am. -Didn't I tell you who I was? 572 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,958 -Well, yeah, but… -But you didn't believe me! 573 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,500 'Cause you're an idiot. 574 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:46,958 C'mon, hit it. 575 00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:50,625 Yo, open the fucking door, moron! 576 00:33:58,041 --> 00:33:59,166 Where are we going? 577 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,791 We're driving round town till I get tired of shitting on you. 578 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:12,083 We're going to where you picked me up. Do you remember where that was? 579 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:14,750 An address on Dorobanți, I can look it up on the app. 580 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:15,666 You do that. 581 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,875 Am I taking you back after that? 582 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:23,000 You're taking me wherever I want, all night. 583 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,875 I call you, you come, you take me there. 584 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,625 -Got it? -Yes. 585 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:29,166 And if you're later than ten minutes after I call, 586 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:31,000 I'll make you set your car on fire in the morning. 587 00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:33,541 -You set it on fire yourself. -Got it. 588 00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:35,500 Can't believe I just got angry again. 589 00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:37,458 A cabbie cussing me out! 590 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,250 Aren't you ashamed to look in the mirror? 591 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:43,416 Spending all night holding that piece of shit! Is this a life? 592 00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:45,291 Tell me?! Is this a life? Do you exist? 593 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,458 I work, I make a buck for now… 594 00:34:47,541 --> 00:34:49,875 For now, 'cause later you'll become an architect! 595 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:53,750 No, I'm saving money for a car, to join Uber. 596 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:56,958 Cool story, bro. Won't you still be a slave then? 597 00:34:57,041 --> 00:34:58,708 No, 'cause there's more money in it. 598 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:02,625 Money? You don't even know what money is. Fucking hang yourself, you zero. 599 00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:07,625 Listen, ma'am… 600 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,333 Do you mind if I ask you something? 601 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:14,583 Shoot. 602 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,000 Around what time you think we'll be done driving? 603 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,416 Can't you hear you'll do what I want all night? 604 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,625 When we're done, I'll find you something else to do. 605 00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:25,125 Walking stray dogs in the park. The fuck, you running my schedule? 606 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,541 -No, I was just asking. -What, you're busy? 607 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:29,958 Whatever could you be busy with? 608 00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:33,166 -I had something to do after 12. -Like what? 609 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,083 Visit someone. 610 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:38,708 Unbelievable! 611 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,583 You don't know if you'll have a car in the morning, 612 00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,166 but you wanna get some nookie. 613 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,375 -Who you fuckin', man? -A… girl. 614 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,125 Of course, you're too stupid to be gay. 615 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,375 Who, a druggie living at the train station? 616 00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:52,375 A girl I just met. I wanna tell her if I'm not coming. 617 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,708 Nah, don't tell her. 618 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,958 If I'd given you the address, what would you've done? 619 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,291 Would you've started a ruckus? 620 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:05,375 Got a little crowbar in your trunk? 621 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:06,291 I've got a sword. 622 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:10,416 You a ninja or what? What the fuck do you do with a sword? 623 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:12,166 Keeping it in case there's trouble. 624 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,666 You ever used a sword? 625 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:15,666 No. 626 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,458 -Listen, pull over here. -What? 627 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:19,166 Fucking pull over, come on. 628 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,541 I wanna see it. 629 00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:33,541 Right. You pull it out and scare small fry like yourself. 630 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:37,625 "I'll kill you, cut you, all that!" Show me what you do. 631 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,083 Yo, show me what you do! 632 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:50,291 Yeah, pal, my boyfriend's a samurai. Got a problem? 633 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,750 -No, I… -Beat it. 634 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,833 Chill, some guy'll shove it up your ass one night. 635 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,916 Idiot. 636 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:08,541 Were you ever in a serious fight? 637 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:10,083 Yes. 638 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:13,125 A serious fight, with men, not an old lady who was too slow to cross the street. 639 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,125 Yes. 640 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:15,875 -Where did you fight? -I don't… know. 641 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,916 -Yo, are you taking the piss? -No! 642 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,500 Fucking answer my question! 643 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:23,916 In my hood. I was in a gang 644 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,458 and two homies were dealing 645 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:27,833 and there was this fight with two guys on Zetari. 646 00:37:27,916 --> 00:37:30,083 And staked out this guy Vali in his building, 647 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:32,916 shoved him inside the elevator and cut him, it was bad. 648 00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:40,708 Why the fuck aren't you selling, instead of driving cabs like an idiot? 649 00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:43,833 My mom made me swore I wouldn't do it. 650 00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:48,541 -When the cops got those two homies. -What do you mean, the cops? 651 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:51,166 SWAT team went into their homes, it was bad. 652 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,708 Weren't the cops in on it? 653 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:54,583 No. 654 00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:58,208 Jesus… Man, sell cheese at the market if you're stupid. 655 00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,750 So what if you swore to your mom? 656 00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:11,291 She's got a heart conditions, I don't want anything happening to her. 657 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:14,333 When they got them, I wound up in hospital with her. 658 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,500 She made me swear in the hallway at Floreasca. 659 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:20,750 -And I swore. I'm a man of my word. -Yeah, man, fascinating. Gimme my phone. 660 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,166 -What's your passcode? -2-3-5-6. 661 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,541 Hey. 662 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:37,208 No, I'll be right there. 663 00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:42,041 No, he's… a good boy. 664 00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:47,625 No, he's my guy. He calls me "ma'am." He's a sweetheart. 665 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:59,125 Listen, if you wanna hang out, tell me. I'll go see my parents… 666 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,791 I could also go see my sister… 667 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:08,583 No problem. You'll owe me one. 668 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,250 C'mon, there's a queue. 669 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,708 Skip the garlic, you're seeing the cop. 670 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,750 Never mind, you want her to cry. 671 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,166 Gimme a break, bro. 672 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,250 The chick who called to say she left her phone in my car 673 00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:43,541 and I took the piss at her, know who she is? 674 00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:45,291 Nelu Sarbu's woman. 675 00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:47,958 -Who's wife? -Nelu Sarbu's, man. 676 00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:50,583 You never heard of Sarbu's clan? Cocos, Tucudeanu…? 677 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:53,750 Laughing like an idiot. How come you don't know them? 678 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:56,000 -Maybe I'm from another fuckin' hood! -What hood, man? 679 00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:57,583 They're big, they're all over! 680 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:00,625 -Right, so? -So. 681 00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:03,291 I'm drivin' the nutcase round town. 682 00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:06,041 Not making any plans and don't know if I can make it to… 683 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,541 Are you gonna wait on her all night? 684 00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:11,166 Yeah. What else can I do? 685 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,166 Behave and fucking pray to God. 686 00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:23,083 Check those chicks out. Those two, man. You think they're sluts? 687 00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:26,541 You think they're sluts or going clubbing? 688 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:29,708 -Don't know. How would I? -Can't tell anymore these days. 689 00:40:29,791 --> 00:40:33,083 -Back in the day, you could tell. -Yeah, back then they wore badges. 690 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,500 -I'll ask. -Ask what? 691 00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:36,416 I'll chat 'em up 692 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:41,541 Listen. I have a question. 693 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:42,458 No. 694 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:43,958 No what? 695 00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:46,541 No nothing. 696 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,125 You mean I can't ask a question? 697 00:40:49,208 --> 00:40:51,791 That was a question and the answer is no. 698 00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:54,541 -But… -Drop it, tell me what you're having. 699 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,875 I would've made you my wife! 700 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,625 What do you mean? I don't get it. 701 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,166 Victoria's mom grew up without a dad, too. 702 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:08,708 You, Victoria, Luiza, myself. Two other colleagues I know, too 703 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:10,958 My girlfriend before Victoria, too. 704 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:15,208 Where are all the dads, man? I feel like everyone grew up fatherless. 705 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:17,791 So what, bro? All my homies had dads. 706 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,000 Jailbirds, drunks. They got smacked upside the head all day. 707 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:23,750 Better off without than with a loon beating me and my mom up. 708 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:26,583 -I don't know. -Know what, man? Take it from me. 709 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:30,625 What the hell's up with you? 710 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,500 I… bickered with Victoria. 711 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:36,375 What about? 712 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:38,791 Well… 713 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,166 she's always angry, for almost a year. 714 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:47,333 Didn't even realize it. I get home beat, fall asleep at the table. 715 00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:49,833 So what does this have to do with dads, you loon? 716 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:51,791 I don't know, man. 717 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:56,708 I told you, I keep thinking about it. Where the fuck are the dads? 718 00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:58,666 Man, it's very wrong. 719 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,000 You can't just say "Better off without." 720 00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,083 Better off with! 721 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,500 The fuck? Do all dads gotta be nuts? 722 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:08,333 -Yes. But you're stupid and don't get it. -Yeah, okay. 723 00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:09,416 -You done? -Yeah. 724 00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:11,416 No, leave that one. 725 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:16,083 Listen, why don't you do Uber? 726 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:21,458 Yeah, so? Will we make ten million more each month off Uber? 727 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:24,958 -What do we do with it? Bigger barbecues? -Yo, what's wrong with barbecues? 728 00:42:25,041 --> 00:42:26,750 Precisely. What's wrong with them? 729 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,416 I like barbecues. 730 00:42:29,041 --> 00:42:32,000 Wasn't it cool when we barbecued with Luiza and Victoria? No? 731 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:33,083 Why did Luiza leave? 732 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:37,083 -Meaning? -Yeah, Luiza. If barbecues are so cool? 733 00:42:38,416 --> 00:42:40,541 Yeah, man, I was an idiot, fuck that bitch. 734 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:42,916 'Bitch,' why? Think she was better off here? 735 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,208 Working a whole week for a barbecue on the weekend? 736 00:42:45,291 --> 00:42:47,083 So whaddya want? 737 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:48,083 Go back to having a boss, 738 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,208 a schedule, some guy up your ass all the time? 739 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:51,541 It was bad, but it was good, too. 740 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,833 Good? You spent your whole day in the car, 741 00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,375 lugging beer crates around town to the shops like a slave. 742 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:58,708 You're missing the business cards? 743 00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,791 -Make new ones! -Yeah, that's exactly what's missing. 744 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,000 "Taxi driving agent." 745 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:06,791 -I'll pay for them, it's on me. -Would you stop it with the jokes already? 746 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:09,833 I had a life. Now I don't feel like I do. 747 00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:12,166 Fuck me, you got some delusions! 748 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:17,250 Oh, no! The nutjob texted me. 749 00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:22,250 -Fuck the fuck off… -Wassup, man? 750 00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:25,291 I left her at Dorobanți Square, 751 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:28,666 and now I gotta be on Musetesti, in Baneasa, in 90 minutes. 752 00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:30,250 The fuck she do, teleport herself? 753 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:32,916 I ain't making any cash tonight. 754 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 C'mon, it's early. 755 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:36,708 -You can take a ride or two. -You paid for these, right? 756 00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:38,250 Yeah, I paid for them. 757 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:40,833 C'mon, never mind, you'll pay me next time. 758 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,500 Hello, this is Anabella! 759 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:52,041 We're in a cab 'cause, yeah, I'm not alone! 760 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,291 I'm with DJ Cipi! 761 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:55,375 -My friend, Mirela, you know her from… -Hey! 762 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,375 We're going to Sputnik to play music. 763 00:43:57,458 --> 00:44:01,791 At 11 p.m., major party, "Prosecco & Promiscuity!" 764 00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:10,416 -Yo! You forgot to mention the bears! -Oh, no! I'll put it in the comments. 765 00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:12,708 But how do I write this? 766 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:16,500 "Also, reminder: Our whole retainer goes to…" 767 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:20,083 -"Retainer"? You sound like my dad. -I dunno, man. The fee. The whole fee. 768 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:24,166 "Our whole fee will go to the bears." 769 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,250 The bear sanctuary. 770 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:27,250 -Not the bears themselves. -Why, man? 771 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,375 -We send it via Revolut. -Via Bearvolut! 772 00:44:32,791 --> 00:44:34,500 -Like this? -Yeah, it's good. 773 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:37,416 Add the bear emoji, too. 774 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,416 -That's it. -Where'd you go live? On Insta? 775 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,416 -Yeah. -Cool. 776 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:50,583 It'd be cool to tag me, too. Like, "the cab takin' us to the party…" 777 00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:57,250 -Sure. What's your handle? -Type "licar4u." 778 00:44:58,208 --> 00:44:59,708 Like, "for you." 779 00:45:06,041 --> 00:45:08,541 -So which one of you is playing the music? -Both of us. 780 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,583 Whaddya mean both? 781 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:15,625 So, like… we have this project together… 782 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:21,833 Dirty-- so, on my own, I'm DJ Cipi, and with Anabella, we're Dirty Duet. 783 00:45:21,916 --> 00:45:24,541 Cool! What kinda music do you play? 784 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:28,666 Our own. Music we write. Well, we also play other stuff. 785 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:31,000 Play one of yours, will you? 786 00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:32,583 How do I play it? 787 00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:34,791 On your phone. Off the internet. 788 00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:37,250 What kind of DJ are you, ain't got music on your phone? 789 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:38,833 -I do. -Let's see! 790 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,666 -Got another one? -Yeah. 791 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:11,375 Yeah, okay… I gotcha. 792 00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:15,375 -Cool, huh? -Yeah, I mean, sure… 793 00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:18,333 If folks listen to it, it means it's music! 794 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:20,541 But how can you listen to this? 795 00:46:20,625 --> 00:46:23,166 Some folks will listen for a whole night. 796 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,708 Well, fuck, some folks drink piss, y'know… 797 00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:28,666 So you make money outta this? 798 00:46:29,541 --> 00:46:32,250 Not yet. I mean, I make some money, but not a lot. 799 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,375 How much do you make? 800 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:36,291 I don't know, a little. 801 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:38,583 But it doesn't matter, I'm just starting out. 802 00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,500 You're giving some to the bears, too… 803 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:45,291 So how do you make a living? Parents helping you out to be a DJ? 804 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:50,125 -For a while, until… -Eh, see? That's stupid. 805 00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:54,333 If you make proper music, you make money, too, 'cause that's a job. 806 00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:57,125 Sure, you're an artist. But if you're good, you make money. 807 00:46:57,208 --> 00:47:00,041 What you're doing is tomfoolery. 808 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,958 If you're very good, you can make money. 809 00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:03,166 "If you're good!" 810 00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:06,541 Jobs pay money, you gotta make it even if you're bad. 811 00:47:07,666 --> 00:47:11,458 And if you're good, you make a lot. If you're very good, a whole lot! 812 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:15,083 Don't mind me saying so. You're cute and all, but… 813 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:18,708 What you're doing is fooling around on your parents' money. 814 00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:23,750 C'mon, you old fart! Go! 815 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:28,250 Aw, man, this guy's so dumb, I bet he does Uber. 816 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,500 Right, you guys ride with Uber, right? 817 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,750 You took a cab 'cause Uber's gotten more expensive. 818 00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:40,208 -I take Ubers sometimes. -C'mon, man, I'm no idiot. 819 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:43,166 You take Ubers all the time. 820 00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,583 -I take Ubers more often. -Right, see? 821 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:48,208 Admit it. No problem. 822 00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:56,750 Right, I almost forgot. Want a mint? 823 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:58,916 -No, thanks. -I do. 824 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,625 Check the pocket in front of you. 825 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:02,875 Take some for these two, save them for later. 826 00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:05,041 They're not there. 827 00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:08,125 Of course, for fuck's sake, this is a cab, not a candy shop! 828 00:48:08,833 --> 00:48:13,458 Man, how stupid can you be?! Tell me! 829 00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:15,416 They charge you 30 lei a ride 830 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,583 and you're happy with your candy and bottled water. 831 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:19,833 How dumb?! 832 00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:23,375 I'll stop to get you two candies. Pay me five lei extra for the ride? 833 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:27,166 C'mon, I swear I'll stop. Pay me five lei extra for the ride? 834 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:29,541 -It's not about the candy. -But what? 835 00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:31,833 That I play music? 836 00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:35,750 I'll play whatever music you want, man. 837 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:41,958 If you pay me five lei extra, I'll even play your kind of music. 838 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:44,041 You're dumb, man. 839 00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:48,583 Dumb snobs. Taken in with candy and water. 840 00:48:48,666 --> 00:48:50,625 You know the price of bottled water at Metro? 841 00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:53,416 Know how many candies you get for 10 lei? 842 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,500 Okay, we're almost there. 843 00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:59,208 14.2 lei. Will we make it to 15? Let's see. 844 00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:00,666 How much are you tipping me? 845 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:10,958 I'm done, i just finished my shift. 846 00:49:11,875 --> 00:49:13,708 Yeah. A guy came to pick me up. 847 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,875 Sorry. 848 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:20,750 I don't pick the guy. Whichever taxi's available. 849 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,791 Got a good one today. 850 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:31,000 I don't want to go out with them anymore. 851 00:49:31,083 --> 00:49:35,125 I don't mind chipping in for the bill, but I don't wanna split every leu. 852 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:39,000 Be a man and at least tip. 853 00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,583 No, but really, now. 854 00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:46,000 Are you taking me on a date or giving me math homework? 855 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:49,666 Honestly. You go, if you want to. I don't anymore. 856 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:56,500 Oh, no, that guy either. One time was enough for me. 857 00:49:58,375 --> 00:50:00,333 I don't know, he's too fit. 858 00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:05,375 Honestly. I didn't feel like touching him for fear of breaking something. 859 00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:12,666 He, like… had all those perfect little muscles. Yeah, right. 860 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:16,083 Don't need beer bellies, but none of those himbos either. 861 00:50:16,166 --> 00:50:18,041 I'm a simple, countryside girl. 862 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,208 If it takes you longer than me to get dressed… 863 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:22,625 -What can I get you? -Hold on a sec. 864 00:50:23,166 --> 00:50:24,958 A Vogue Rose and a Monster. 865 00:50:25,041 --> 00:50:28,000 -Five packs of instant coffee. -Oh, thanks. 866 00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:30,875 Right. What was I saying? 867 00:50:34,416 --> 00:50:37,291 I swear, in the morning it took him half an hour to get dressed. 868 00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:39,000 I'd had my coffee, he'd changed five shirts. 869 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,333 I really can't with this type. 870 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,125 -Sorry. -Forty-five lei. 871 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:54,041 -What's your name? -Veronica? 872 00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:55,541 Can I bum a smoke? 873 00:51:00,708 --> 00:51:01,541 Thanks. 874 00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:12,000 Want a cookie? 875 00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:13,916 No. 876 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:18,125 You're very pretty. 877 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:20,083 Thank you. 878 00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:24,041 You heard that? 879 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,125 Huh? What? 880 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:29,458 -C'mon, are we going? -No, let me smoke this one. 881 00:51:36,208 --> 00:51:39,166 -I'm so lucky that you picked me up. -Me? 882 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:43,166 Yeah, you. How long has it been since I rode with you? Two months? 883 00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:44,750 Sounds about right. 884 00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:47,166 How are you? Avoiding me? 885 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:51,958 -We were out of sync. -C'mon, chief, I'm a dispatcher. 886 00:51:52,041 --> 00:51:53,291 I always know where you are. 887 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,041 You've cut your losses. 888 00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:57,041 I'm the beer belly type. 889 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:01,166 I say you got two-three more years in you. 890 00:52:05,958 --> 00:52:08,041 So, you need any more innuendos from me? 891 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,125 Suit yourself. But I'm still married. 892 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:16,583 So, what, you think I'm marrying you? Chill, you're no husband material anyway. 893 00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:18,291 Why, what's missing? 894 00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:22,250 I want a guy my age, I don't fantasize about… 895 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:25,666 I wanna live, not change bedpans. 896 00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:29,916 Not to mention you're already married, some other woman broke you. 897 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,125 True that. 898 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:34,541 Imagine me taking you to meet my dad. He's got fewer white hairs than you. 899 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,833 I mean, don't get me wrong. 900 00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:42,625 You're super awesome. 901 00:52:43,166 --> 00:52:44,833 So, what? You think I don't know it? 902 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:49,500 That's just it. That's why you're a dweeb. 903 00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:55,250 No idea why I got hooked on you. 904 00:52:57,958 --> 00:53:01,166 -But it is what it is, no problem. -Yeah, I don't know… 905 00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:05,500 -I'm sorry. -Yeah. You know where I live, too… 906 00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:10,500 I'm just saying: how much money can you make in an hour? 907 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,750 You're making me feel bad. 908 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:16,000 Fine, not an hour. As long as you can last. 909 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:18,583 Sorry, I really have to… Let's go. 910 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:19,958 Yeah, we're going. 911 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:25,125 You just don't wanna cross this off the list. Cool both of us off. 912 00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:30,666 You fucking bitch! 913 00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:35,041 Fuck these sugar baby hoes and their whole clan. 914 00:53:35,791 --> 00:53:36,625 You saw that one? 915 00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:39,000 Think she made the money for that car herself? 916 00:53:39,291 --> 00:53:40,166 Again, you're an idiot. 917 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,625 Am I right, no? 918 00:53:41,708 --> 00:53:44,666 How'd she make money for that car? With her ass, of course. 919 00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:46,541 -Like me, you mean. -What? 920 00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,541 Where d'ya think I got my money? 921 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,875 -You think I work? -I didn't mean… 922 00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:52,375 What did you mean? 923 00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:58,000 Yo, sucker, money's money. It's dirty no matter how you make it. 924 00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,083 You think your money's clean? 925 00:54:00,166 --> 00:54:01,125 -I work… -Sure. 926 00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:03,500 But we've already agreed you don't make money. 927 00:54:03,666 --> 00:54:08,166 Your owner makes money. The mayor who he bribes. 928 00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,166 The stations where you pump gas. 929 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:13,083 -What about cops? -What about them? 930 00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,833 The cops get money from everyone. 931 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:18,250 Well, they work the streets all day long, too. 932 00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:20,458 You're very stupid. 933 00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:24,125 -Please… -Whaddya want? 934 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,833 What do you want me to do? I was wrong, but I can't take it anymore. 935 00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,666 "Stupid, idiot." Please! 936 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:32,416 -What got into you? -Stop talking to me like that! 937 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:33,625 I'll take you wherever you. 938 00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,958 Set my car on fire! But don't talk to me like that. 939 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:37,791 -Aw, you wanna make up! -No! 940 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,458 Just stop talking to me like that, calling me an idiot. 941 00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:43,250 -Whaddya want me to call you? -If I'm stupid, call me stupid. 942 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:45,083 But if I'm not, don't! 943 00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:47,750 You won't quit! Am I really stupid all the time? 944 00:54:47,833 --> 00:54:49,125 Don't get all worked up now! 945 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,125 I can't take it! Beat me, do whatever you want! 946 00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:53,583 Shut it, no one's beating you. Keep driving. 947 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:58,708 -I'm sorry… -Keep driving. Talk when you're spoken to. 948 00:54:58,791 --> 00:54:59,833 Did I say anything? 949 00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:05,291 -I didn't mean to say I don't agree… -Really? 950 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:09,625 But there's people who work and cops who steal from them! 951 00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:11,166 No one's stealing from anyone else. 952 00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:13,791 See, I didn't call you stupid just now, we're cool? 953 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:18,416 -Yeah. -No one's stealing. It's capitalism. 954 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,583 If you'd gone to high school, you'd've known. 955 00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:22,583 -I graduated high school. -Bullshit. 956 00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:24,500 You were out in the yard, shooting craps. 957 00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,166 How can I explain this to you? 958 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:28,958 Huh? 959 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,791 There's no clean money under capitalism. 960 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,791 It's all dirty. The clean money, too. 961 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,791 If your hand's got two clean fingers, nails trimmed, 962 00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:41,875 and three dirty ones, is your hand dirty or clean? 963 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:44,750 -Dirty. -Gross! Right? 964 00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:46,708 A single untrimmed nail, it's still gross. 965 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:48,541 Same goes for money. 966 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:51,125 It can't be clean if it's mixed in with the dirty. 967 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,375 -Right! -Right. 968 00:55:56,083 --> 00:56:00,125 And then no one steals it. There's two categories of people. 969 00:56:01,041 --> 00:56:02,208 Big shots and small fry. 970 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:05,791 Small fry makes as much money as their work is worth, 971 00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:07,166 big shots make more, that's it. 972 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:08,291 No one's stealing from you. 973 00:56:08,375 --> 00:56:10,916 You're a small fry, making as much as you're worth. 974 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:14,125 What do you do with money? 975 00:56:14,833 --> 00:56:15,666 What do you mean? 976 00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:19,208 I save it. I wanna get a car and join Uber. 977 00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:21,291 Yeah, man, okay. What else? 978 00:56:21,375 --> 00:56:23,291 Aside from this slavery. 979 00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:24,416 You playin' me for a fool? 980 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,708 No, I'm curious. 981 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,583 The fuck? Thank me for talking to you. 982 00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:31,916 I wanna take my mom abroad. 983 00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:35,541 I wanna take her see the Vatican, in Rome. 984 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:36,708 Get a load of that! 985 00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:39,458 What? 986 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:42,875 Nothing. The Vatican in Rome. Is that it? 987 00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:44,541 Well, yeah, she's a Christian. 988 00:56:46,375 --> 00:56:48,416 I also sent her on a tour of the monasteries. 989 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:50,541 City hall gave them some holiday tickets, but… 990 00:56:51,416 --> 00:56:52,625 They ripped them off, 991 00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:54,250 lugged them around in scorching heat, 992 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:55,166 in some junk busses. 993 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:58,250 She had some money from me, but… 994 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,416 Some folks couldn't even buy a sandwich. When they got back, I went to pick her up. 995 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:06,375 They looked really bad. Two hags started crying, a guy fainted… 996 00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:09,583 Like were coming back from one of those bad jails. 997 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:13,000 But Mom was happy. She'd seen the monasteries. 998 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,166 -If you take her to the Vatican in Rome… -Yeah. 999 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,625 I don't want a poor tour, either. 1000 00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:21,208 I want a good hotel, restaurants. 1001 00:57:27,375 --> 00:57:28,208 It's sad, man. 1002 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:31,041 -What? -Stuff. 1003 00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:34,708 This wish of yours is so cheap. 1004 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,666 Literally cheap. 1005 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:40,166 How much would it cost you? 1,500 euros? 1,000? 1006 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,333 No! Less. 1007 00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:46,458 Two hundred for the flight, 150 if you book early. 1008 00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:49,375 Two hundred for the hotel, I want a good one. 1009 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,250 And, like, how much can you pay for two meals per day at a restaurant? 1010 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:55,166 Six hundred, 650 tops. 1011 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:58,416 I can give 1000 euros right now, we just stop at an ATM, it's nothing. 1012 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:02,166 -How could you? -Hold on. I won't. 1013 00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:06,125 I can't, 'cause I'd ruin the natural order of things. 1014 00:58:06,208 --> 00:58:09,916 You're a small fry who has to work to get to Rome. 1015 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,791 I was just saying. It's cheap. For fuck's sake, it's green. 1016 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,541 Are you eating this? 1017 00:58:33,625 --> 00:58:34,666 No, thank you. 1018 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:48,833 How's it going? 1019 00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:52,083 Bad. 1020 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:54,833 -What does "bad" mean? -It means bad. 1021 00:58:58,375 --> 00:59:00,125 I don't feel like talking about it. 1022 00:59:03,625 --> 00:59:05,166 I'm sorry about… 1023 00:59:06,458 --> 00:59:08,750 Well… what you told me earlier. 1024 00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:13,291 I thought about it, and… 1025 00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:15,583 You're right. 1026 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:20,708 It's not that I don't want you anymore. Of course I do. 1027 00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:25,791 Maybe… I don't know, I didn't figure out what it'd be like. 1028 00:59:26,416 --> 00:59:29,000 I figured we'd see each other less. 1029 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,500 But I thought if we're good when we do see each other… 1030 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:38,750 No, but you're right. It's not okay. 1031 00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:44,958 But we'll pull through. 1032 00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:51,041 -We won't. -Sure, we will. 1033 00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:57,708 We can both chip in for that vibrator and we'll take it from there. 1034 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,333 Liviu. 1035 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:11,791 I think I want to break up. 1036 01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:20,333 I'll switch back to the day shift and start going to job interviews again. 1037 01:00:21,541 --> 01:00:25,250 -Maybe I gave up too fast. I'll go again. -Liviu. 1038 01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:28,875 Maybe Lica is right, too. About Uber, I mean. 1039 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:32,500 It's still taxi driving, but you work more during the day, make more money. 1040 01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:34,916 Worth a shot, at least till I find something else. 1041 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:35,833 Do you hear me? 1042 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:39,416 I hear you, of course I do. I hear you. 1043 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:43,708 We're not breaking up. 1044 01:00:43,791 --> 01:00:44,625 Victoria! 1045 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:50,666 But that's what I want. 1046 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,166 No. 1047 01:00:57,541 --> 01:01:00,333 Liviu, it doesn't work like that. You can't just say no. 1048 01:01:05,333 --> 01:01:08,250 C'mon, Mom, we can't call the ambulance every night. 1049 01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:12,208 Hello, ma'am! 1050 01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:16,458 -How are you feeling? -Better. 1051 01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:21,708 Have some water. 1052 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:50,041 I've thought about it and I don't want us to break up. 1053 01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,833 Liviu, it doesn't work like this. 1054 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:57,583 That's right! 1055 01:01:58,250 --> 01:02:00,250 That's right, it doesn't work like that. 1056 01:02:00,958 --> 01:02:03,916 After 12 years, you can't just tell me: "That's it, we're breaking up." 1057 01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:07,916 You can tell me you don't like it anymore, and I get it, and… 1058 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,666 I'll try to change something, I don't know. 1059 01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:13,458 Maybe you want a new house. New furniture. 1060 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,833 We'll have a baby, too. 1061 01:02:14,916 --> 01:02:17,375 I'm telling you I want to break up and you want a baby? 1062 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:19,333 Okay, no baby. Whatever you want. 1063 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:20,708 To break up. 1064 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:22,541 Not that. 1065 01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:33,291 -Let's talk like grownups. -There's nothing to talk about. 1066 01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:39,208 I mean, there is, but not about this, I don't know… 1067 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:44,791 We'll talk about whatever you want, I don't know… 1068 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:47,375 What is it you don't like anymore? 1069 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:53,625 I'll change jobs and we'll spend more time together. As much as you need! 1070 01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:58,416 I was thinking of… 1071 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,500 Moving back here. 1072 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:07,250 Wouldn't we have been better off 1073 01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:09,291 if we didn't have to come back in the country? 1074 01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:12,791 I can't believe you're saying this. 1075 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:19,000 No, like… I mean… I didn't mean, like… 1076 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:22,250 I'm not saying it was your fault. I said it back then, too. 1077 01:03:22,333 --> 01:03:24,833 She's your mom. It happened and that's it. 1078 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:28,500 We do what we have to. We both agreed on coming back. 1079 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:30,916 But… 1080 01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:33,208 It was bad luck. 1081 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:38,333 We won't have bad luck all our lives, right? 1082 01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:40,666 Yeah. 1083 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:56,833 I promised. 1084 01:03:58,791 --> 01:03:59,625 Okay? 1085 01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,208 I promised. 1086 01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:07,000 Yeah. 1087 01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:14,833 -Wassup, man? -Cheers. 1088 01:04:17,875 --> 01:04:18,708 Listen. 1089 01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:21,500 When can you pay me back? 1090 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:23,666 Didn't you say that…? 1091 01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:26,458 I know what I said, but… 1092 01:04:27,666 --> 01:04:29,208 If you need it… 1093 01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:31,583 -I need it, yeah. -What happened? 1094 01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:34,708 I need it. Does it matter what for? 1095 01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:37,333 Yo, chill man. I said I'd give it to you, I will. 1096 01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:39,666 I was asking maybe I can help with something. 1097 01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:40,791 You can't. 1098 01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:43,875 Look, I'll give you two million after the weekend, 1099 01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:47,375 Next week, another two or three, and the rest by the end of the month. Okay? 1100 01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:48,291 Okay. 1101 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,625 I wanna take Victoria on holiday. 1102 01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:57,000 She's tired, she's down, I don't know. I wanna surprise her. 1103 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:00,750 She said she wants to break up with me. 1104 01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:03,333 She's not gonna, man. She's just sayin'. 1105 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:06,083 I know. But it's not okay anyway. 1106 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,458 What's she got against you, bro? 1107 01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:11,125 You work your ass off, 12 hours a day, seven days a week. 1108 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,083 What else does she want? 1109 01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:14,666 Well, that's it. I work a lot, we don't see each other much. 1110 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:17,125 -She's right. -Like hell she is. 1111 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,625 Does money grow on trees? 1112 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:20,666 -She's right, man. -She's not right at all. 1113 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,291 Sure, you agree to get her off your case. But she's not. 1114 01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:25,250 Break up? Where would she find a man? 1115 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:28,625 -Sure, she will. Why not? -Yeah, right. The city's full of hoes. 1116 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:31,250 You go to the club, half the chicks are jail bait. 1117 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,125 -What the… -Mark my words, bro. 1118 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:35,166 -What man? We're not breaking up! -Yo! 1119 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:36,083 Take it easy. 1120 01:05:37,958 --> 01:05:40,958 -We're not that loud-- -I can hear you through my headphones! 1121 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:44,333 And you're totally clueless, of course she's breaking up with you. 1122 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:46,708 Please, don't step in, it's not your business. 1123 01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:48,625 -Well, if you're yelling! -What are you doing? 1124 01:05:48,708 --> 01:05:50,041 I heard you, I have an opinion. 1125 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,916 -Who said it was my business? -Well… 1126 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,375 And what are you snapping at me for? 1127 01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:57,166 Well, no, but… It's really none of your business, ma'am! 1128 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:59,500 That's right. "None of your business, ma'am." 1129 01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:02,958 What movies taught you such politeness? 1130 01:06:04,083 --> 01:06:05,500 Make sure he sees them, too. 1131 01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:10,583 If you wanna make it up to her, go home. 1132 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:15,291 The more you let her think about it, the surer she'll be about leaving. 1133 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:18,125 Why are you starin' like that? I know what I'm talking about. 1134 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:20,000 Or maybe this guy knows better! 1135 01:06:22,291 --> 01:06:25,958 -Finish your coffee and go home. -We agreed to talk when I come back. 1136 01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:30,250 There's nothing left to talk about. What are you gonna talk about? 1137 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:32,875 Just to… see what we're gonna do. 1138 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,125 Did you cheat on her or you're not fucking her? 1139 01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:39,000 No! What? No, it has nothing to… 1140 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:42,583 -It has nothing to do with this! -Of course it doesn't. 1141 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,083 Some stuff's been adding up. 1142 01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,291 She's tired, too… 1143 01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:51,208 So you're going home to convince her she's tired? Or what? 1144 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:54,291 I don't know. 1145 01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:57,125 Go home, man. Don't leave her alone. 1146 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:01,666 You can't play for a draw your whole life. 1147 01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:04,916 Yeah. 1148 01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:07,541 Have your coffee and go home. 1149 01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:13,458 Fucking forget about it, man. Don't drink it. Just go! 1150 01:07:18,291 --> 01:07:20,000 -Bye. -Talk to you later, man. 1151 01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:25,291 -You call the chick waiting for you, too. -I don't think she is anymore. It's late. 1152 01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:27,750 I texted her and she said she's going to bed. 1153 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:29,583 There's capitalism in fucking, too. 1154 01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:32,250 Big shots fuck whenever they please, small fries wait. 1155 01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:34,500 -True that. -True. 1156 01:07:35,416 --> 01:07:37,000 You a big shot? Or? 1157 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:41,041 -You're out of line. -Sorry. 1158 01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:45,666 The question is legit. 1159 01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:50,333 I'm a big shot about money and a small fry about fucking. I think. 1160 01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:54,958 Or I used to be. I'm deffo a big shot about money, 'cause I don't work. 1161 01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:56,541 Otherwise, a small fry. Right? 1162 01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:59,458 I waited for Nelu, not the other way around. 1163 01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:02,000 When I met him, I think he had three women. 1164 01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:04,708 Yeah, but he stayed with you. 1165 01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:07,083 Yeah, 'cause I knew how to wait. 1166 01:08:08,541 --> 01:08:13,791 Whatever. It's not like I had any plans. I hadn't set out to do that. 1167 01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:17,500 First time we went out, I paid the bill, he didn't get it at all. 1168 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:23,625 But I was patient, till he understood I was perfect on his own. 1169 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:24,541 I see. 1170 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:26,791 You don't. 1171 01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:29,250 -Why say that you do, when you don't? -I don't know. 1172 01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:30,416 Well, you don't get it. 1173 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,583 You don't get it 'cause you don't know Nelu. 1174 01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:35,750 Sorry to say this, but… 1175 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,000 I don't get it, 'cause… 1176 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:41,333 You're with him, but you're like, I don't know… 1177 01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:44,666 -Like what? -Smart. 1178 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:48,291 That's right. You're under the impression that Nelu is some big thug. 1179 01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:49,708 But I know how smart he is. 1180 01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,041 How do you think he made his money? 1181 01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,166 You know how many thugs I know, man? 1182 01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:59,041 Real thugs, who bend crowbars with their skulls. 1183 01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:01,000 Why aren't they making money? 1184 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:05,708 'cause there's big-shot thugs and small-fry thugs. 1185 01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:11,125 I really like you 'cause you know how to listen. 1186 01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:16,916 -It's too much. It's not that much. -No? Have some more. 1187 01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:18,541 And get out of here. 1188 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,625 -It's… -Dismissed. 1189 01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:24,375 -I can go? I'm not taking you anywhere? -No. 1190 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,291 Nelu will come get me. 1191 01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:28,333 -If you want, we can wait for him. -No, goodbye, ma'am. 1192 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,291 Victoria! 1193 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:37,375 Victoria! 1194 01:09:42,375 --> 01:09:43,208 Victoria! 1195 01:09:46,041 --> 01:09:47,125 Is everything okay? 1196 01:09:48,916 --> 01:09:50,166 I don't wanna talk. 1197 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:52,208 Come on, please, cut it out. 1198 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:54,166 I can't talk to you. 1199 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:56,458 So what do I do? Wait in the street like an idiot? 1200 01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:00,833 C'mon, are you playing me for a fool? 1201 01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:04,500 What do you want me to do? Jump over the fence? Can't I come inside? 1202 01:10:08,416 --> 01:10:10,416 Wait! What are you doing? Get down! 1203 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,166 You've gone nuts. 1204 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,625 We'll talk in the yard. 1205 01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:18,958 -Okay, we talk in the yard. -And you go when I tell you to. 1206 01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:20,333 Where am I supposed to go? 1207 01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:23,125 I don't know. How am I supposed to know? 1208 01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:25,916 But that's the only way we'll talk. 1209 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:27,166 Okay, come on. 1210 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,500 -You are not coming inside! -Yeah, I got it. Not going inside. 1211 01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:30,875 We talk in the yard. Come on. 1212 01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:51,375 How are you? 1213 01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:53,666 I've been crying for two hours. 1214 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,166 How are you? 1215 01:10:59,416 --> 01:11:00,708 What kind of question is this? 1216 01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:04,083 "How are you?" What does that mean? 1217 01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:08,125 It means that… I care about how you're doing. 1218 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:09,583 It means you have no idea. 1219 01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,958 You're just asking so you can say you talked to me. 1220 01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:17,625 Do you know that's what you're doing? 1221 01:11:18,791 --> 01:11:21,083 You come home and ask "how are you?" 1222 01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,750 What do you think I could be doing? 1223 01:11:22,833 --> 01:11:24,541 Okay, but what do you want me to ask? 1224 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:26,916 Anything. Except "how are you?" 1225 01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:30,125 Okay. 1226 01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:32,916 I will never ask you how you're doing. 1227 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,291 I promise. That was my last "how are you." 1228 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,833 No, please. 1229 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:00,000 Please, give me your hand. 1230 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,625 I don't know how else to explain this to you. 1231 01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:20,625 I can't take this anymore. 1232 01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:25,041 It's nothing complicated. That's it. 1233 01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:35,416 When we agreed to come back, we knew it would be tough, right? 1234 01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:40,791 You can't be taken aback now that we see each other rarely, 1235 01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:43,375 that we don't do stuff together… 1236 01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:47,958 This is the tough part. That's what it looks like. 1237 01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:52,958 You know why I'm crying? 1238 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,958 'cause you're the best man I ever met 1239 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,833 and you never-ever hurt me in any way. 1240 01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:01,333 But I can't be by your side anymore. 1241 01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:05,458 -Understand? -No, no, no! Give me something! 1242 01:13:05,541 --> 01:13:08,125 What am I supposed to do with "I can't do this anymore"? 1243 01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:11,166 I don't understand! 1244 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:15,833 Tell me what to do and I'll do it! 1245 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,333 "I don't love you anymore"? 1246 01:13:22,416 --> 01:13:23,791 I do love you, but not like… 1247 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:29,083 … a lover, or a boyfriend, or… 1248 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:33,041 I don't know. I love you in my mind. When I see you, it all goes away. 1249 01:13:35,166 --> 01:13:36,000 Man! 1250 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,916 Okay, man. You love me in your mind. 1251 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:50,333 What are we talking about here? 'Cause I don't get it. 1252 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,333 I'm your man and you're my woman, okay? 1253 01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:57,833 And that's all that matters. 1254 01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:00,833 After that, we can talk about… 1255 01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:02,833 anything that matters, I don't know… 1256 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:05,916 About the kind of man you want me to be, 1257 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,916 the kind of life you want to build together, anything, but… 1258 01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:16,125 Please, don't start with that kind of thing, like… Love… 1259 01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:19,291 -We're not kids anymore. -Yes, I am! 1260 01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:23,250 You're not a kid anymore, I still am! I don't want to build anything anymore! 1261 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,541 I really don't wanna build anything, I've had it! 1262 01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:29,333 -Okay, but what do you want? -I want to… not work! 1263 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,208 I want to stop bringing my mom her medication. 1264 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,916 I wanna stop counting money every single day! 1265 01:14:39,666 --> 01:14:42,166 Most of all, I wanna stop having this pit in my stomach 1266 01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:43,958 every time I know you're coming back from work 1267 01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:45,875 and will walk through that door. 1268 01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:49,458 While there's a pit in my stomach. 1269 01:14:57,875 --> 01:14:59,041 I don't know, how about… 1270 01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:03,166 How about I move away from home for a while? 1271 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,666 Give you time to chill. 1272 01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:07,791 Seriously. 1273 01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:10,041 I'll figure out where to go. 1274 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:12,208 I can go live with your mom, for instance. 1275 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:17,416 I'll take care of her, her medication, and all. 1276 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:19,416 For a week or two, until you calm down. 1277 01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:25,666 -Then maybe we can go on a vacation. -Liviu, I can't go on vacation with you. 1278 01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:28,291 Okay, if you can't, no problem. 1279 01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,750 You go alone and we'll talk when you come back, okay? 1280 01:15:32,416 --> 01:15:35,208 I mean, I understand what you're saying. 1281 01:15:36,041 --> 01:15:37,166 No, I really do, but… 1282 01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,541 I can't… I don't know… 1283 01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:44,166 I mean, I don't know what to do without you, you understand? 1284 01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:48,208 I mean, I don't get it. 1285 01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:50,791 I go to work and then what do I do? Where do I go? 1286 01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:53,750 How are the love bugs? 1287 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:56,833 Are we done? All peaceful now? 1288 01:16:05,291 --> 01:16:06,583 Am I interrupting? 1289 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:09,458 I called you, man, but you didn't pick up. 1290 01:16:09,541 --> 01:16:11,750 I had this ride here, on Zambilutelor. 1291 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:13,333 I thought to drop by to give you the money, 1292 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:14,958 I got it from that crazy woman. 1293 01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:16,166 Okay, thanks. 1294 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:21,875 I am interrupting, huh? 1295 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,041 Yeah, man, okay. I'm going. 1296 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:30,416 Come on, Victoria, what have you got against him? 1297 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,583 Look at him! 1298 01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,208 -It's really not the case! -Gimme a break! 1299 01:16:33,291 --> 01:16:35,625 We're friends. Tell me, Victoria, what has he done to you? 1300 01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:37,458 -Nothing. -"Nothing"? 1301 01:16:37,541 --> 01:16:39,583 You're breaking up with him for nothing. 1302 01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:42,416 For fuck's sake, he works, brings money home. 1303 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,458 He doesn't do hoes. 1304 01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:46,833 I show him some ho on the street, he shrugs like he's neutered. 1305 01:16:46,916 --> 01:16:48,166 -What do you want? -That ain't it. 1306 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:51,541 What ain't it, Victoria? What? What d'ya want him to do? 1307 01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:54,375 Tell him and get upset if he doesn't. But what doesn't he do? 1308 01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:56,083 Shut the fuck up. You really wanna fight? 1309 01:16:56,166 --> 01:17:00,041 Cool, get upset. You fight with Victoria and argue with me. 1310 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,708 -Man, please go away. -Yeah, okay. 1311 01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:02,833 You're both leaving. 1312 01:17:02,916 --> 01:17:04,500 -No, wait! -No! 1313 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:07,000 You said we'll talk but you leave when I tell you to. 1314 01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:08,458 -Yes. -I want you to leave. 1315 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,541 -Wait a sec! We haven't decided… -We have. Please go. 1316 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:13,000 Hands off me! What are you doing? 1317 01:17:13,083 --> 01:17:14,375 Okay, I won't touch you! 1318 01:17:14,458 --> 01:17:16,958 -But we haven't decided… -What is there to decide? 1319 01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:18,791 What d'you want? Why are you torturing me? 1320 01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:21,291 -I don't wanna torture you. -You do, can't you see? 1321 01:17:21,375 --> 01:17:23,250 Whaddya want me to do, take vacations on my own? 1322 01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:25,458 What the fuck am I supposed to do there? Get a tan? 1323 01:17:26,708 --> 01:17:30,166 I don't wanna be with you. I don't wanna be alone. That's all. 1324 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:33,583 If I go on vacation, I'm fucking the first man who gives me that look. 1325 01:17:34,208 --> 01:17:36,125 I don't wanna be with you, I don't wanna build! 1326 01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:38,250 I want a guy to fuck me till my cunt hurts! 1327 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:40,041 What the fuck you just said, bitch? 1328 01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:41,375 Yes, just like that! Hit me! 1329 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:42,750 -Yo, Liviu! -To pull my hair! 1330 01:17:42,833 --> 01:17:44,083 -I'll kill you! -Hit me! 1331 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:46,416 -Hands off me! -Pull my hair and fuck me! 1332 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,208 -Take your hand off me! -Okay! 1333 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:49,333 Bitch, I'll kill you! 1334 01:17:49,416 --> 01:17:50,583 Yo, Liviu… 1335 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,583 Yo, hands off me, you fuck! 1336 01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:53,750 Alright, man, okay! 1337 01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:55,791 -You watch out for me! -Chill out, man. 1338 01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,791 You fucking bastard… 1339 01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:14,333 You fucking bastard! 1340 01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:29,583 Hands off, man! 1341 01:18:45,041 --> 01:18:48,916 -You're the stupidest man I know. -Come on, Victoria. 1342 01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:53,875 -How can you tell the guy that if you… -Please, shut up! 1343 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:55,666 -I'll shut up, but… -Shut up! 1344 01:18:58,791 --> 01:19:00,000 What are you doing here? 1345 01:19:00,958 --> 01:19:03,333 -I thought I'd help you. -Help with what? 1346 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:06,750 -Who? -You two, 'cause you're my friends. 1347 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:08,083 Who did you ever help? 1348 01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:11,500 We've known each other for so many years. 1349 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:13,625 Who did you ever help? 1350 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,291 Help yourself. 1351 01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:19,333 How many years have you been saying you're taking your mom to the Vatican? 1352 01:19:19,416 --> 01:19:20,250 Five? Six? 1353 01:19:20,333 --> 01:19:21,666 -I don't know… -That's how long! 1354 01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:26,208 You couldn't save 500 euros to take her there. 1355 01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:30,666 If she's so important and you keep wailing about your mommy… 1356 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:32,583 -Five hundred euros! -I'll take her… 1357 01:19:32,666 --> 01:19:33,625 No, you won't! 1358 01:19:35,291 --> 01:19:36,708 You'll keep saying that till she dies, 1359 01:19:36,791 --> 01:19:39,500 then you'll cry, "Mommy, I didn't take you to the Vatican!" 1360 01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:42,000 -Yo, what's your beef with me? -I'm sick of y'all, man! 1361 01:19:42,625 --> 01:19:45,375 I'm sick of seeing y'all crawl like worms! 1362 01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:49,750 You keep lying to yourselves that you'll leave the taxi life behind. 1363 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:53,125 And you lie to others, too. 1364 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,500 Fuck you… 1365 01:19:57,291 --> 01:19:59,083 You know why Luiza never came back, man? 1366 01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:01,041 -Man, Victoria… -You gon' beat me, too, now? 1367 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,458 -No, man, but… -How could she come back to you? 1368 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:04,666 How stupid could she be? 1369 01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:08,208 Luiza was the smartest. She took the first opportunity out. 1370 01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:11,083 You didn't get it and my idiot didn't get a thing either. 1371 01:20:13,625 --> 01:20:16,708 "We're no longer kids!" Fuck life, family, and all of it! 1372 01:20:17,958 --> 01:20:20,916 -But you can't leave him? -What, did you die when Luiza left you? 1373 01:20:22,041 --> 01:20:23,291 No one's gonna die! 1374 01:20:26,083 --> 01:20:29,708 I'm 30, I've got some ten more years of being hot. I don't wanna waste them on… 1375 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:32,000 Taxi drivers. 1376 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:35,916 You know anything about Luiza? 1377 01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:37,583 Has she talked to you? 1378 01:20:39,041 --> 01:20:40,250 She's moved to Gent. 1379 01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,625 -Is she seeing anyone? -Yes. 1380 01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,250 -Who? -Ask her. 1381 01:20:44,333 --> 01:20:45,625 She doesn't answer. 1382 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:49,083 I called her, emailed her… 1383 01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:53,208 She won't answer the phone and via email, she's, like… 1384 01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:55,583 "I'm fine, I'm busy." 1385 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:02,833 I don't think she's coming back. 1386 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:09,625 -I was such a fool, man, I really thought… -I don't care. 1387 01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:12,916 -I'm going inside. -Victoria, if you ever need anything… 1388 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:37,791 Hi, there. 1389 01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:39,208 Hi. 1390 01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,250 Right… 1391 01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:46,958 How are you? 1392 01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:49,083 You high, man? 1393 01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:52,041 I live here. How are you? 1394 01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:54,916 Having a beer. 1395 01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:57,416 Are you pulling my leg? 1396 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:01,041 -No, God forbid. -What do you mean, having a beer? 1397 01:22:04,666 --> 01:22:07,041 What have you done? You had a fight with your wife. 1398 01:22:08,166 --> 01:22:09,000 How do you know? 1399 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,125 You're walking around town without a leash. 1400 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:15,250 Yes, we fought. 1401 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:17,083 Okay… 1402 01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:21,500 So you came here. 1403 01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:24,041 I've been hitting on you for a year and… 1404 01:22:25,083 --> 01:22:26,125 You keep fronting. 1405 01:22:28,666 --> 01:22:30,916 Tell me, are you suddenly in the mood for me? 1406 01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:33,583 Want me to leave? 1407 01:22:34,666 --> 01:22:37,500 None of my business. Go home, play nice. 1408 01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:42,208 I'll go if I'm bothering you. 1409 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,958 Tell me, man, wanna come up? 1410 01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:51,083 -Oh, no. -Chill, I won't jump you in the elevator. 1411 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:55,666 I was just saying you can come and we'll talk in the kitchen, 1412 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:57,583 not out here on the curb. 1413 01:22:57,666 --> 01:22:59,500 No, I swear. I didn't even think of… 1414 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:02,291 Man, you're driving me nuts. You making me beg you again. 1415 01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:05,708 Don't get upset with me. 1416 01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:07,166 Yeah. 1417 01:23:09,291 --> 01:23:10,875 We clearly don't get each other. 1418 01:23:11,541 --> 01:23:12,541 Okay. 1419 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,250 We're gonna sit here. 1420 01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:26,250 And if you wanna go up, we go up and talk in the kitchen. 1421 01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:29,375 And then you go. Okay? 1422 01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:33,625 So… 1423 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:36,916 She kicked you out or what? 1424 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,666 She wants to break up… I mean… 1425 01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:42,958 She's broken up with me. 1426 01:23:44,875 --> 01:23:46,500 Tonight. An hour ago. 1427 01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:49,833 I'm sorry. 1428 01:23:52,375 --> 01:23:53,250 Thank you. 1429 01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:58,666 But, you know, it's not… 1430 01:24:00,625 --> 01:24:02,875 your fault, I mean, it happens. 1431 01:24:03,833 --> 01:24:05,916 -It's not really like that. -Okay. 1432 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,583 No one's ever broken up before you. 1433 01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:10,416 It doesn't happen, because… 1434 01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:14,250 It's not an accident that happens. It's… 1435 01:24:15,666 --> 01:24:16,625 I was an idiot. 1436 01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:20,583 I was an idiot and didn't get a thing. 1437 01:24:21,875 --> 01:24:24,041 I married her and thought she'd be the same and… 1438 01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:28,416 She married me and thought I'd change. 1439 01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:32,291 And we both got screwed over. 1440 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,125 Change into what? 1441 01:24:36,291 --> 01:24:38,041 I don't know, be more… 1442 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:43,958 I don't even know. Be what? 1443 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:48,291 Man, I'm cold out here. 1444 01:24:51,125 --> 01:24:52,500 Wanna sit in the car? 1445 01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:59,708 Yeah. And just push the chairs back, watch the stars. 1446 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:06,958 Or we look inside people's houses 'cause there's no fucking stars. 1447 01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:13,958 Tell me, you got a place to sleep? 1448 01:25:16,541 --> 01:25:18,708 I can go to my parents' in Ploiesti. 1449 01:25:20,291 --> 01:25:22,291 You sure you don't wanna come to my place? 1450 01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:23,208 No. 1451 01:25:24,291 --> 01:25:26,166 Then why did you come over here? 1452 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,166 I'm sorry. 1453 01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:32,666 I really don't know what got into me. 1454 01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:34,541 Okay. 1455 01:25:36,208 --> 01:25:39,500 Well, I think I'll go back to my rides. 1456 01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:42,458 Can't sleep anyway. Might as well make some money. 1457 01:25:42,541 --> 01:25:43,625 Come on up. 1458 01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:47,750 I swear, I won't do anything to you. 1459 01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:50,625 I know I kept… 1460 01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:52,916 It was fun. But not like this. 1461 01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:54,791 Yeah? 1462 01:25:54,875 --> 01:25:58,833 I don't know, chief, I'm hitting on you, you're crying over some other chick. 1463 01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:03,708 It's kind of a turnoff, you know what I'm saying? 1464 01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:06,041 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1465 01:26:06,708 --> 01:26:07,583 Come on. 1466 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:11,333 I'll give you a coffee, then you go, okay? 1467 01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:15,625 -But I'm going after that. -Yeah, man, yeah. 1468 01:26:17,041 --> 01:26:19,208 -Half an hour, no more. -No. 1469 01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:21,791 You have a coffee and go. 1470 01:26:22,708 --> 01:26:23,541 Yes. 1471 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:27,958 Oh, no. You got scared again? I was kidding. Come on. 1472 01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:30,458 Okay, I gotcha. 1473 01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,500 Man, I found me the only virgin cabbie in Bucharest. 1474 01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:37,416 Leave him alone! 1475 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,458 Okay! 1476 01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:43,291 Who you fucking, man? 1477 01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:44,875 -C'mon, enough! -Your mama! 1478 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,541 -Say what, man? -You couldn't refrain for one night? 1479 01:26:47,625 --> 01:26:50,333 -What'd I do, hysterical bitch? -I'm living with a worm! 1480 01:26:50,416 --> 01:26:52,500 Who the fuck's taking you home? 1481 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:54,416 Fuck your bachelor pad! 1482 01:26:57,083 --> 01:26:59,458 -Enough. Stop it. -We're done, chief. 1483 01:26:59,541 --> 01:27:00,916 'Cause you're so cool now! 1484 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:04,666 No, I'm done. I'm going. Look, I'm super calm. 1485 01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:06,833 Here, for your next idiot! 1486 01:27:06,916 --> 01:27:09,250 -Delete my number from your phone! -Suck my dick! 1487 01:27:11,666 --> 01:27:12,666 Suck my dick too! 1488 01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:24,125 We're neighbors. 1489 01:27:25,833 --> 01:27:28,291 I don't live there. I'm going to a party. 1490 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:29,458 In Rahova? 1491 01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:32,625 Yeah, in Rahova. What's the problem? 1492 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:36,541 -What'd I say? I just asked. -Gays aren't allowed in Rahova or what? 1493 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:40,125 -C'mon, pal… -Don't "pal" me. Tell me what's wrong. 1494 01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:42,083 Man, please, let me be. 1495 01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:44,208 Or what? You'll make me get out? 1496 01:27:44,291 --> 01:27:45,416 -No, but… -No, but? 1497 01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:49,583 I'm cool, man. None of my business. Big whoop, you're gay. 1498 01:27:49,666 --> 01:27:52,458 -You're gay, be gay. Why tell me? -Well, you look surprised. 1499 01:27:52,541 --> 01:27:54,958 "Wow, gays in Rahova! Never before seen." 1500 01:27:55,041 --> 01:27:57,875 -In the straight guy's Mecca. -Yeah, man, you're gay. 1501 01:27:58,666 --> 01:28:01,375 Big deal. Gimme a fucking break, I'm tired. 1502 01:28:02,083 --> 01:28:03,416 I've had a shitty night. 1503 01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:06,208 You being gay is the least of my problems. For fuck's sake. 1504 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,000 Yeah, man, talk like a man, don't be a coward. 1505 01:28:09,083 --> 01:28:11,208 -Okay… -Why all the innuendos? 1506 01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:13,750 You think I'll bumfuck you through your jeans? 1507 01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:17,375 -You big hunk. -Yeah, 'cause you a real hottie. 1508 01:28:17,458 --> 01:28:18,750 Can I take a selfie with you? 1509 01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:20,791 -It'll make my boyfriend die jealous! -No, don't. 1510 01:28:20,875 --> 01:28:23,625 Won't be able to get rid of him after that. 1511 01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:33,291 -Answer him, man, don't be a dog. -Fuck him. 1512 01:28:33,375 --> 01:28:35,250 Answer him, man, it's obvious he wants to make up. 1513 01:28:35,333 --> 01:28:36,875 -Why are you such a fag? -Say what? 1514 01:28:36,958 --> 01:28:39,166 -Hold up, man! -Are you shitting with me? 1515 01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:40,833 Man, I didn't mean to… 1516 01:28:41,791 --> 01:28:43,541 I was just saying be nice to him. 1517 01:28:44,125 --> 01:28:45,666 It's obvious he wants to… 1518 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:48,791 You can't play for a draw your whole life. 1519 01:28:50,666 --> 01:28:52,083 Lemme tell you something. 1520 01:28:52,833 --> 01:28:54,666 I was where that guy is right now. 1521 01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:56,916 This is something I lived through, okay? 1522 01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,250 Luiza used to do just the same. 1523 01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:03,125 I'd call her for hours and she'd reject me. 1524 01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:07,083 -How long are you gonna do that? -As fucking long as I want to. 1525 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:10,208 Don't get all testy, man, I wasn't being mean about it. 1526 01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:15,958 See, he's suffering out there, you, over here. Is this good? 1527 01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:21,541 I know exactly what you're doing right now. 1528 01:29:22,833 --> 01:29:24,041 My gal used to do the same. 1529 01:29:25,541 --> 01:29:26,833 I'd call her, she wouldn't answer, 1530 01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:29,791 and then I had to go pick her up or else she gave me hell. 1531 01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:33,000 Fuck it. Women. 1532 01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:38,625 But I liked her. She had a temper. 1533 01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:40,541 You dig? 1534 01:29:42,875 --> 01:29:45,375 Okay, my buddies made fun of me sometimes, but… 1535 01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:48,208 I really liked her a lot. 1536 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:52,208 I've had the tamed kind who never opened their mouths. 1537 01:29:53,500 --> 01:29:55,500 But you get bored. 1538 01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:09,208 Raising hell is good, too, you know. 1539 01:30:12,458 --> 01:30:15,333 I don't know how many times I said I'd had enough… 1540 01:30:18,208 --> 01:30:19,250 And now… 1541 01:30:23,458 --> 01:30:27,500 I cleaned up the house, painted the walls, donated all her stuff, and… 1542 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,250 I still miss her. 1543 01:30:36,333 --> 01:30:39,875 She lived there for two years, but it's as if it's her house, not mine. 1544 01:30:46,166 --> 01:30:47,000 What's your name? 1545 01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:49,041 Bogdan. 1546 01:30:50,333 --> 01:30:53,458 C'mon, Bogdan, let's have a beer. I really don't feel like going home. 1547 01:30:53,541 --> 01:30:57,083 There's a shop at your destination, 50 meters up the road. 1548 01:30:57,791 --> 01:30:59,375 I'm sorry, I gotta get to the party. 1549 01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:00,958 It's not going anywhere, man. 1550 01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:03,875 Half an hour. A beer with the boys. 1551 01:31:05,041 --> 01:31:06,583 You're cute, but no. 1552 01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:10,166 I won't even charge you for the ride. 1553 01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:12,625 I pay for the ride, you pay for the beer. 1554 01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:14,583 No, really, I'm going to the party. 1555 01:31:14,666 --> 01:31:15,958 Okay, man, don't drink. 1556 01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:19,291 Fuck it, I just didn't wanna go home. 1557 01:31:21,791 --> 01:31:24,541 C'mon, Bogdan, it's right here on the corner. 1558 01:31:24,625 --> 01:31:25,500 Bit up the road. 1559 01:31:27,125 --> 01:31:29,333 -What are you doing? -Paying for the ride. 1560 01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:32,708 What the fuck am I, man, a leper? 1561 01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:34,458 Am I one of those sleazy cabbies? 1562 01:31:35,208 --> 01:31:37,833 -Fuck you and your money, man! -Will 20 lei do? 1563 01:31:37,916 --> 01:31:40,625 -I don't want any money! -Are you scolding me now? 1564 01:31:40,708 --> 01:31:43,000 -No, man! -Get the fare and leave me alone. 1565 01:31:43,083 --> 01:31:45,166 Jesus Christ, all of a sudden we're all friendly! 1566 01:31:46,291 --> 01:31:47,833 Yo, Bogdan! 1567 01:31:47,916 --> 01:31:49,458 C'mon, Bogdan, what the… 1568 01:31:50,916 --> 01:31:52,333 Yo, Bogdan! 1569 01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,041 You couldn't have had one beer, man? 1570 01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:02,166 Half an hour? 1571 01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:23,916 -The fuck are you doing, retard? -Who you talkin' to like this? 1572 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,000 Fucking idiot! 1573 01:32:25,083 --> 01:32:28,083 Yo, fuck you, you idiot. Check where you're going, will you? 1574 01:32:28,166 --> 01:32:31,958 -You ran into me, idiot? -With what, you fucking retard? 1575 01:32:32,041 --> 01:32:34,250 Check out that priority sign there, will you? 1576 01:32:34,333 --> 01:32:36,708 Yeah, film me! 1577 01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:39,583 Film the priority sign, then come over, 1578 01:32:39,666 --> 01:32:41,625 lemme show you my huge dick, fucking loser! 1579 01:32:41,708 --> 01:32:43,125 I filmed your license plate, asshole! 1580 01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:45,041 Shut the fuck up, you take the tram, 1581 01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:47,708 but I can't work for three days, fucking dweeb! 1582 01:32:47,791 --> 01:32:50,250 -Look what you did to my car, jerk! -What did I do?