1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,858 --> 00:00:04,092 ♪ MTV. ♪ 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:19,225 Are you still here? 5 00:00:19,325 --> 00:00:20,724 You need to get going. 6 00:00:20,825 --> 00:00:23,925 I can't get going. I told you I don't feel well. 7 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:25,325 What's the matter now? 8 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,092 Oh, nothing, I just had 9 00:00:27,192 --> 00:00:28,724 explosive fucking diarrhea all night 10 00:00:28,825 --> 00:00:31,292 because you decided to get us KFC for dinner. 11 00:00:31,392 --> 00:00:33,492 You have KFC all the time. 12 00:00:33,592 --> 00:00:35,925 Yeah, and I have diarrhea all the time! 13 00:00:36,025 --> 00:00:39,492 You're not staying home all day and playing Baldur's Gate 3. 14 00:00:39,592 --> 00:00:43,025 - Now let's go. - Ugh! 15 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:45,558 Have a good day at school, sweetie. 16 00:00:45,658 --> 00:00:47,125 Fuck you, Mom! 17 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,225 This is bullshit. 18 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:53,458 How do you get your mom arrested for child abuse? 19 00:00:53,558 --> 00:00:55,792 She wouldn't let you stay home and play Baldur's Gate 3, 20 00:00:55,892 --> 00:00:57,125 huh, fat ass? 21 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,358 Who you callin' fat, you heathen bitch? 22 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:01,492 Dude, you don't wanna miss school today. 23 00:01:01,592 --> 00:01:04,691 Clyde said he's gonna fart on Tammy Mullins during P.E. 24 00:01:04,792 --> 00:01:06,958 Tammy Mullins has sweet fucking knockers. 25 00:01:07,058 --> 00:01:09,625 Dude, Kenny, enough about Tammy's knockers! 26 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:11,092 You sound like a white male trying to 27 00:01:11,192 --> 00:01:12,825 re-establish the patriarchy. 28 00:01:16,092 --> 00:01:17,358 Eric, it's okay. 29 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:19,792 - It's okay. - Mom! Mom! 30 00:01:19,892 --> 00:01:21,192 I had a dream that... 31 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:23,192 I was replaced by a diverse woman! 32 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,625 Oh, not again. 33 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,958 Yeah, only this time, it wasn't just me. 34 00:01:27,058 --> 00:01:29,525 They were taking all my favorite people and replacing them 35 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:31,358 with diverse women complaining about the patriarchy. 36 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,192 Will you check under the bed and make sure 37 00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:34,892 there's no Disney executives under there? 38 00:01:34,992 --> 00:01:37,458 - I promise there's not. - I'm scared, Mom! 39 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:39,358 Will you please just look and make sure Kathleen Kennedy 40 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,792 isn't under my bed? 41 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:44,358 Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed. 42 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:45,792 Can you check the closet? 43 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:47,292 Eric, enough. 44 00:01:47,392 --> 00:01:50,358 I've told you there's no such thing as Disney executives 45 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,392 who replace everyone you love with diverse women 46 00:01:52,492 --> 00:01:54,192 who complain about the patriarchy. 47 00:01:54,292 --> 00:01:56,691 Now be a big boy. 48 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:00,425 It's-it's not real. 49 00:02:00,525 --> 00:02:02,657 It's... it's not real. 50 00:02:18,392 --> 00:02:19,458 - Get up! 51 00:02:19,558 --> 00:02:21,292 Come on, Stan, get up. Let's go. 52 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:22,492 - What, Dad? - Downstairs. 53 00:02:22,591 --> 00:02:24,425 Let's go. I'm sick of this shit. 54 00:02:27,392 --> 00:02:28,657 Okay. 55 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:30,525 It has come to my attention lately that 56 00:02:30,624 --> 00:02:34,458 young people today don't know how to do shit. 57 00:02:34,558 --> 00:02:37,425 You got your phones and your AI and you kids haven't 58 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,792 learned to be able to actually do anything. 59 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,492 So we're going to take this morning to 60 00:02:41,591 --> 00:02:44,792 learn how to fix something. You see this? 61 00:02:44,892 --> 00:02:47,925 See this? The oven door isn't working. 62 00:02:48,025 --> 00:02:50,591 It's falling off the hinges. So what do we do? 63 00:02:50,691 --> 00:02:51,858 Shelley? 64 00:02:52,858 --> 00:02:54,258 I don't know. 65 00:02:54,358 --> 00:02:55,525 It's very simple. 66 00:02:55,624 --> 00:02:57,292 You gotta make the hinges tighter 67 00:02:57,392 --> 00:02:58,858 so the oven door's more secure. 68 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:02,258 So what you do is... you take out your phone 69 00:03:02,358 --> 00:03:04,925 and you call the handyman. 70 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:08,025 Hello? 71 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:09,792 Hello. It's Randy Marsh. 72 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:13,492 My oven door is not working. Please come fix it. 73 00:03:13,591 --> 00:03:16,657 Now we rest until the handyman comes. 74 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:25,492 Are you following this at all, guys? 75 00:03:25,591 --> 00:03:28,325 - Is this seeping in? - Nope. 76 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:31,192 No, it looks like the screws are totally stripped. 77 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:32,624 What does that mean? What's wrong? 78 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:34,557 Can't get 'er fixed right now, I gotta get 79 00:03:34,657 --> 00:03:36,825 some different washers at the Home Depot. 80 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,258 Okay, do that. 81 00:03:38,358 --> 00:03:39,524 Can't do it right now, I gotta get 82 00:03:39,624 --> 00:03:41,325 over to Stephen Stotch's house 83 00:03:41,425 --> 00:03:42,892 and install his closet shelves. 84 00:03:42,992 --> 00:03:45,992 Okay, see, kids, this happens sometimes 85 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,591 but handymen don't make a lot of money, so here's what you do. 86 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:51,058 Oh, okay, I will pay you an extra 30 bucks 87 00:03:51,158 --> 00:03:52,792 if you fix my oven now. 88 00:03:52,892 --> 00:03:56,258 Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already gave me an extra 50 bucks. 89 00:03:56,358 --> 00:03:58,925 I will pay you an extra 55 bucks. 90 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:01,192 Randy, did you fix the oven door yet? 91 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:03,158 I'm working on it! 92 00:04:03,258 --> 00:04:04,491 Look, please. 93 00:04:04,591 --> 00:04:06,092 Whatever you want. I'll throw in a six-pack 94 00:04:06,192 --> 00:04:07,624 of beer and you can get drunk. 95 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:09,691 I don't need your trivial little perks anymore, Marsh. 96 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:12,792 I got work comin' out my ears. It's like... 97 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:14,425 I don't know, it's like nobody knows 98 00:04:14,524 --> 00:04:16,425 how to do shit anymore. 99 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,192 You're-- You're just gonna leave? 100 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,358 I'll pay a different handyman. 101 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:22,657 Yeah, go for it, buddy, 102 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:25,125 I got so much money I don't care. 103 00:04:27,158 --> 00:04:28,892 What the hell is going on? 104 00:04:29,657 --> 00:04:33,225 All right, just try to relax. Take a deep breath. 105 00:04:33,325 --> 00:04:37,624 Now tell me exactly what it is you're afraid of. 106 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:40,624 I keep having the same dream. 107 00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:42,792 Everywhere I look, people are being replaced. 108 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:46,358 Okay. And who do you think is going to have you replaced? 109 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:48,792 Them. The puppet masters. 110 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:51,325 The last time I had the dream, I was, I was walking 111 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,025 down the school hallway... 112 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:57,958 And then I see Butters, and he's like... 113 00:04:58,058 --> 00:04:59,192 Hey, Eric! You wanna see 114 00:04:59,292 --> 00:05:00,524 what my mom packed me for lunch? 115 00:05:00,624 --> 00:05:02,058 And that's when I start to notice 116 00:05:02,158 --> 00:05:03,491 that something's wrong. Everyone I cared about 117 00:05:03,591 --> 00:05:04,992 has been systematically replaced. 118 00:05:05,092 --> 00:05:06,624 And finally I want to scream and I'm like... 119 00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:08,491 Why are they replacing every single character 120 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:10,158 with someone who is diverse? 121 00:05:10,258 --> 00:05:11,657 - But then Kenny's like... - It's not 122 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,158 our fault, it's 'cause of Kathleen Kennedy. 123 00:05:13,258 --> 00:05:14,457 But then Kathleen Kennedy's just like... 124 00:05:14,557 --> 00:05:15,858 Fuck it! Make it more lame. 125 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,825 And everyone in town is like, 126 00:05:17,925 --> 00:05:19,691 "No, please, Kathleen Kennedy, stop ruining everything." 127 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:20,992 But Kathleen Kennedy is all like... 128 00:05:21,092 --> 00:05:22,524 Put another gay diverse woman in it. 129 00:05:22,624 --> 00:05:24,325 Make it more fucking lame. 130 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,457 And Disney stock just keeps going down and down and down! 131 00:05:26,557 --> 00:05:28,125 And then Bob Iger is all like... 132 00:05:28,225 --> 00:05:30,391 No! No! What's going on with my stocks? 133 00:05:30,491 --> 00:05:31,858 No, Kathleen Kennedy! 134 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:37,258 Oh. It happened again, didn't it? 135 00:05:37,358 --> 00:05:40,491 Okay, Eric, I think I know what's going on here. 136 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:44,158 Your fears aren't about Disney replacing everything you love. 137 00:05:44,258 --> 00:05:48,792 What everyone is afraid of these days is being replaced by AI. 138 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,292 - AI? - But you don't need 139 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:51,892 to worry, Eric. 140 00:05:51,992 --> 00:05:54,391 As long as you work hard and stay in school, 141 00:05:54,491 --> 00:05:56,092 you can make something of yourself. 142 00:05:56,192 --> 00:05:59,192 Become an elite worker like I did that AI can't replace. 143 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,792 You're a therapist and the best thing 144 00:06:00,892 --> 00:06:02,092 you have to tell me is "stay in school"? 145 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:04,825 You're in control of your future, Eric. 146 00:06:04,925 --> 00:06:06,792 You just need to ask yourself, 147 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:08,092 "Who will be the people 148 00:06:08,192 --> 00:06:10,992 still making money in the AI-driven future?" 149 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:15,524 What the-- What the fuck? 150 00:06:20,925 --> 00:06:22,391 Could you hurry it up, please? 151 00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:23,624 I kind of need to get back to work. 152 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:24,925 Yep, well, looks like 153 00:06:25,025 --> 00:06:26,691 you got a short in the outlet there. 154 00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:28,292 I'd have to get a new outlet at Home Depot. 155 00:06:28,391 --> 00:06:31,258 I can probably come change it on the 28th. 156 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:33,225 28th? No, no, no, look. 157 00:06:33,325 --> 00:06:35,524 I'll give a hundred bucks to get this done today. 158 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:37,825 I already got a feller giving me thousands 159 00:06:37,925 --> 00:06:39,792 to fix his toilet this afternoon. 160 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:42,324 Thousands? I can't afford that. 161 00:06:42,424 --> 00:06:43,825 Free therapy sessions. 162 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:46,192 How about we trade? You do the handiwork for me. 163 00:06:46,292 --> 00:06:48,524 And I'll give you five free therapy sessions! 164 00:06:48,624 --> 00:06:50,058 Oh, no, thanks. 165 00:06:50,158 --> 00:06:54,792 I do all my therapy on the AI Freudbot app. 166 00:06:58,125 --> 00:07:00,992 This is South Park Breaking News. 167 00:07:01,092 --> 00:07:03,158 Shocking developments in the country today, 168 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:06,225 it appears that nobody knows how to do shit anymore. 169 00:07:06,324 --> 00:07:08,925 Our own Chris Martins is live on the scene. 170 00:07:09,025 --> 00:07:11,591 Tom, I'm standing in my bathroom where the new 171 00:07:11,691 --> 00:07:14,291 tile for my shower has yet to be installed. 172 00:07:14,391 --> 00:07:17,391 As you can see, the tile has started to peel off in places. 173 00:07:17,491 --> 00:07:20,958 Now the handyman was supposed to come days ago to fix it 174 00:07:21,058 --> 00:07:22,391 but he claims to have better offers 175 00:07:22,491 --> 00:07:23,992 from other white-collar workers 176 00:07:24,092 --> 00:07:27,258 like me whose practical know-how has atrophied. 177 00:07:27,357 --> 00:07:29,457 It appears we've all screwed ourselves 178 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:32,792 by relying on technology and AI. 179 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,792 - Hey, Siri, 180 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,457 how do you fix a broken oven door? 181 00:07:41,557 --> 00:07:44,491 Here's what I found from reference.com. 182 00:07:44,591 --> 00:07:47,792 Undo any screws that hold the hinges in position, 183 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:49,892 pull the door upward and then outwards 184 00:07:49,992 --> 00:07:51,958 to detach hinges from the oven. 185 00:07:52,058 --> 00:07:53,992 Insert the new hinge into the hinge holes 186 00:07:54,092 --> 00:07:56,925 and secure the hinges with screws. 187 00:07:57,025 --> 00:08:01,257 Hey, Siri, okay, can you do that for me? 188 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:03,058 Can I do what for you? 189 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:05,357 Can you fix my oven door for me? 190 00:08:05,457 --> 00:08:07,092 It's broken. 191 00:08:07,192 --> 00:08:10,892 I cannot do that because I do not have arms. 192 00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:13,025 You will need to call a handyman. 193 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,457 The handyman isn't available. 194 00:08:15,557 --> 00:08:17,125 He's all, like, rich now 195 00:08:17,224 --> 00:08:20,058 and I fucking rely on him to keep everything working here! 196 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:22,825 I am unable to fix an oven door. 197 00:08:22,925 --> 00:08:26,324 Oh, well, hey, Siri, I thought AI was supposed to be 198 00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:30,025 this amazing scary advancement that could, like, do anything. 199 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:31,925 Hey, Randy, the oven door in the kitchen 200 00:08:32,025 --> 00:08:33,858 - still isn't-- - I am working on it! 201 00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:37,291 Hey, Siri, all the handymen are rich 202 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:40,792 and I can't afford them anymore so what do I do? 203 00:08:40,892 --> 00:08:43,291 Perhaps you could find an unlicensed worker 204 00:08:43,391 --> 00:08:46,224 who does small day jobs for cash. 205 00:08:46,324 --> 00:08:48,792 You mean like those broke-ass illegal immigrants 206 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:50,691 down at Home Depot? 207 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:52,792 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it that way. 208 00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:54,925 Hey, Siri, you mean like those 209 00:08:55,025 --> 00:08:57,591 broke-ass illegal immigrants down at Home Depot? 210 00:08:57,691 --> 00:09:00,524 Yes. There are often people sitting out front 211 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,591 of Home Depot waiting to be hired for work. 212 00:09:03,691 --> 00:09:06,191 Yeah. Those guys! 213 00:09:11,257 --> 00:09:12,858 Hey, Kenny, can we talk to you? 214 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,324 Sure, guys, what's up? 215 00:09:14,424 --> 00:09:16,457 Well, Clyde says that you told Tammy Mullins 216 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,925 he was gonna fart on her in P.E. so she didn't show up. 217 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,958 Yeah, I might have told her. 218 00:09:21,058 --> 00:09:22,624 Well, Kenny, everyone was really looking forward to that. 219 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:23,958 Why did you ruin it? 220 00:09:24,058 --> 00:09:25,524 I told you guys I think Tammy Mullins 221 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:28,424 - has sweet fucking knockers. You guys! 222 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:31,591 You guys! Something super crazy is happening, you guys. 223 00:09:31,691 --> 00:09:32,992 You went on a diet? 224 00:09:33,092 --> 00:09:34,624 This is serious, Kyle! 225 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,125 At first they were just dreams, 226 00:09:36,224 --> 00:09:38,357 but now I feel like I'm actually changing. 227 00:09:38,457 --> 00:09:41,058 Why would I be having visions that I'm a diverse woman? 228 00:09:41,157 --> 00:09:43,058 Because you're a fat, racist piece of shit. 229 00:09:43,157 --> 00:09:45,457 Goddamn it, I'm not fat. I'm just shamed for my body 230 00:09:45,557 --> 00:09:47,224 in a world where white men decide what's beautiful. 231 00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:49,591 What the fuck was that?! 232 00:09:49,691 --> 00:09:52,657 Why would I say that? I don't say that. You see?! 233 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,058 This is happening to all of us, you guys. 234 00:09:55,157 --> 00:09:56,825 You might think everything is okay. 235 00:09:56,925 --> 00:09:59,591 But Disney... is gonna get ya. 236 00:09:59,691 --> 00:10:01,357 Kathleen Kennedy's gonna get ya. 237 00:10:01,457 --> 00:10:04,191 Disney and Kathleen Kennedy are gonna get ya! 238 00:10:06,092 --> 00:10:08,657 I don't think that what I'm experiencing are dreams. 239 00:10:08,758 --> 00:10:10,624 I think that what I'm seeing are windows... 240 00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:12,792 into alternate universes. 241 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:14,357 Yeah, okay, I'm out. 242 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:16,357 It's true, Kyle, there could be 243 00:10:16,457 --> 00:10:18,092 other universes with other versions of-- 244 00:10:18,191 --> 00:10:19,892 Everyone's sick of the stupid multiverse, Cartman. 245 00:10:19,992 --> 00:10:21,958 It's not stupid, it's totally possible 246 00:10:22,058 --> 00:10:23,557 and if you can't-- 247 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,157 Kyle? Kyle? 248 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:27,191 I swear, the multiverse is just an excuse for lazy writing. 249 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:29,257 - Whoa. Kyle! - Yeah, it's like every damn movie now. 250 00:10:29,357 --> 00:10:30,557 Kyle, what is this? 251 00:10:30,657 --> 00:10:32,657 Uh, you might wanna listen to him, Kyle! 252 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,424 Kyle, you gotta help me! 253 00:10:34,524 --> 00:10:35,491 Help me, Kyle! 254 00:10:52,025 --> 00:10:53,858 Hey! 255 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,257 Hey, I need a worker! 256 00:10:55,357 --> 00:10:57,324 - Is that a handyman? - There's one! 257 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,825 - Hey, you wanna trade? 258 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,191 What the fuck? 259 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:02,157 Randy! You know how to do stuff, right? 260 00:11:02,257 --> 00:11:03,424 I gotta get the radiant heat 261 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:04,925 installed in my house and I'm offering 262 00:11:05,025 --> 00:11:06,792 free legal advice in exchange. 263 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,357 You need a reporter? 264 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:10,792 I'll report the news to you if you fix my shower tile! 265 00:11:10,892 --> 00:11:13,157 How about a computer programmer? I can do coding! 266 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,892 Insurance broker? Insurance broker? 267 00:11:14,992 --> 00:11:16,524 What the hell are you guys doing here? 268 00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:18,858 We're trying to get a handyman to do stuff for us. 269 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,992 You know how to install radiant heat or not? 270 00:11:21,091 --> 00:11:24,624 No, I need some broke-ass immigrants to fix my oven door. 271 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,091 - Dang it. 272 00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:28,391 Hey! Here comes a different handyman! 273 00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:33,524 Hey, anyone wanna make a bunch of money? 274 00:11:33,624 --> 00:11:36,591 I need four workers who know how to use a power saw. 275 00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:40,224 I'll do lawyer work if you install my radiant heat! 276 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,057 I've got skills in human resources. 277 00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:43,457 Let's work something out! 278 00:11:43,557 --> 00:11:47,024 No, I need guys that know how to work a power saw. 279 00:11:48,591 --> 00:11:52,391 None of you know how to work a power saw? Jesus Christ. 280 00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:57,391 What universe is this? 281 00:12:07,424 --> 00:12:10,091 Yo, Kenny, we gotta ask you something. 282 00:12:10,191 --> 00:12:12,958 Are you, like, in love with Tammy Mullins? 283 00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:15,557 I'm not in love with her, I just like her knockers. 284 00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:18,024 Okay, well, why would you protect someone from getting 285 00:12:18,124 --> 00:12:20,792 farted on unless there were some real feelings there? 286 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,925 Dude, I said I was sorry, okay? 287 00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:24,457 You guys! You guys! 288 00:12:24,557 --> 00:12:27,491 Something really weird is going on! 289 00:12:27,591 --> 00:12:30,357 I keep having the same dream that I'm a fat little white boy. 290 00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:33,091 You ain't white, but you definitely fat. 291 00:12:33,191 --> 00:12:34,657 This is serious, Kyle! 292 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,892 It's more than a dream, it's becoming like real now! 293 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,391 I keep seeing all of you! 294 00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,457 Being replaced by little white motherfuckers! 295 00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:44,124 Well, maybe you should try not being so racist, Cartman. 296 00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:46,357 You can't be racist towards white people, Stan! 297 00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:49,591 They all honky-ass bitches! You know what this is? 298 00:12:49,691 --> 00:12:52,591 I think this is some alternate universe shit. 299 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,457 Yeah, right, you just acting crazy 'cause you wanna 300 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,324 - get sent home from school. - No, I'm not, Kyle! 301 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,124 Yeah, bitch, you just wanna get sent home 302 00:13:00,224 --> 00:13:02,324 so you can play Baldur's Gate 3. 303 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,524 What the fuck? 304 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:14,424 Oh, my God, it's all real! 305 00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:17,491 Whatever you're doing, Cartman, we ain't buyin' it. 306 00:13:17,591 --> 00:13:20,324 Stay away from me! You aren't my friends! Do you understand? 307 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,792 Is that supposed to be Cartman? 308 00:13:22,892 --> 00:13:24,491 It ain't Cartman but it's still fat. 309 00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,357 Just more like little round and fat. 310 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,391 Yeah, like Tammy Mullins' knockers. 311 00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:29,691 Kenny! Brah. 312 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:31,858 Chill with the knockers. Man! 313 00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:34,191 No... 314 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,557 No...! 315 00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:42,357 Okay, so Clyde says he can probably try to fart 316 00:13:42,457 --> 00:13:44,124 on Tammy Mullins again during fourth period. 317 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,057 But this time Kenny has to keep his mouth shut. 318 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:48,257 It's fine! I won't say anything, fine! 319 00:13:48,357 --> 00:13:50,424 He's gonna say something, he's totally in love with her. 320 00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:53,491 - No, I'm not! - You guys! You guys! 321 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,792 Holy shit, you guys, I fuckin' told you! 322 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:58,457 I fuckin' told you this was happening, didn't I? 323 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,557 Told us what was happening? 324 00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:02,257 I told you I was having all these dreams 325 00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:03,792 that I was a fat little white boy 326 00:14:03,891 --> 00:14:05,792 and you guys were all white boys too and now look! 327 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,491 Y'all actually turned into 'em! 328 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,591 - Do we know you? - I'm Cartman. 329 00:14:10,691 --> 00:14:13,491 And you're Kyle and you're Stan and you're fucking Kenny. 330 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,324 Only it's a parallel, alternated universe 331 00:14:15,424 --> 00:14:16,792 and y'all have been replaced. 332 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,891 Uh, okay, cool lady. 333 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,657 We gotta get to class. 334 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,291 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no! 335 00:14:22,391 --> 00:14:24,024 You guys are gonna listen to me this time! 336 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,991 I need help! 337 00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:27,924 Cartman's just messing with us. 338 00:14:28,024 --> 00:14:29,157 Fuck you, Kyle! 339 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:30,691 This is serious, you fuckin' butt-fucker! 340 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:33,557 Yeah, listen, lady, we really gotta get going. 341 00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:36,792 Will you guys fucking listen to me?! I'm Cartman! 342 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,792 You're not Cartman and multiple universes are stupid. 343 00:14:39,891 --> 00:14:42,291 Oh, goddamn it! 344 00:14:44,224 --> 00:14:46,524 Tom, I'm still here live at the scene. 345 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,224 Dozens of white-collar workers are gathered hoping 346 00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:52,024 to get the attention of just one handyman. 347 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,591 It's a scene of desperation and a reminder 348 00:14:54,691 --> 00:14:57,524 of where our country's economy is headed. 349 00:15:00,124 --> 00:15:03,524 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 350 00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:07,357 Hey, hey! Excuse me, you're a handyman, right? 351 00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:09,891 Can I get you to come look at my oven door? 352 00:15:09,991 --> 00:15:11,524 I can trade you services. 353 00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:14,924 I have geology skills. Could you come fix my door 354 00:15:15,024 --> 00:15:16,657 and I'll give you some geology? 355 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,792 Hey, why don't you guys get outta here? 356 00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:23,057 You're making the Home Depot look all shitty. 357 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,924 Fuckin' rich assholes. 358 00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:28,624 - Ugh, sucks. 359 00:15:28,791 --> 00:15:29,791 Aw, man. 360 00:15:29,891 --> 00:15:32,224 Boy, I wish I knew how to fix stuff. 361 00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:33,424 I'd be rich, too. 362 00:15:33,524 --> 00:15:35,691 I could know how to fix stuff! 363 00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,691 The problem is when I could have been learning 364 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,957 how to fix stuff, I went to fucking college instead! 365 00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,391 Hey, yeah, he's right. 366 00:15:42,491 --> 00:15:45,091 We all went to college, and where did it get us? 367 00:15:45,191 --> 00:15:47,491 Yeah, I'm still paying off my college loans. 368 00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:50,491 Yeah, so am I! Now I don't know how to do anything 369 00:15:50,591 --> 00:15:53,257 'cause I got suckered into going to college and learning stupid 370 00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:56,391 geology that anyone can know 'cause of goddamn AI! 371 00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:57,691 Yeah, fuck college! 372 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,357 Let's go get our fucking money back! 373 00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,657 Yeah! - Yeah! Fuck college! 374 00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:03,624 - Come on, let's go! 375 00:16:07,324 --> 00:16:09,657 - Stupid college! - You wasted our time! 376 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:12,891 - Fuck you, college! - Piece of shit college! 377 00:16:12,991 --> 00:16:14,391 Hey-hey, college! 378 00:16:14,491 --> 00:16:16,824 You know what you are?! You're a scam! 379 00:16:16,924 --> 00:16:18,091 College is a scam! 380 00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:20,091 Yeah! 381 00:16:20,191 --> 00:16:21,357 Yeah, that's right! 382 00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:22,491 Yeah, hey, college! 383 00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:24,124 Here's my student loan bill. 384 00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:26,057 That I'm still paying off! 385 00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:28,524 Well, guess what, I'm not paying it! 386 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:31,391 - Yeah! - We don't owe you nothing! 387 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,257 Guess what, college?! 388 00:16:33,357 --> 00:16:36,791 We don't owe you money, you owe us money! 389 00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:38,024 Yeah! 390 00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:41,091 Yeah, that's right! 391 00:16:41,924 --> 00:16:43,957 You think you can just sit there and not even 392 00:16:44,057 --> 00:16:46,624 respond to us, college? Okay! 393 00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:49,357 You aren't going to destroy any more lives! 394 00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:51,091 All right, bring in the catapult. 395 00:16:51,191 --> 00:16:52,791 Bring in the catapult! 396 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:53,791 Yeah! 397 00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:55,157 Yeah, that's right! 398 00:17:00,524 --> 00:17:03,791 - What's that? - That's the catapult. 399 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,657 Well, but it's still in the box. 400 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,157 Yeah, somebody's gotta put it together. 401 00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:11,024 Well, how are we gonna... 402 00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:12,424 Hang on, college! 403 00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:13,791 How're we gonna break the college if 404 00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,357 the catapult is still in the box? 405 00:17:15,457 --> 00:17:16,991 It's okay, we called the handyman. 406 00:17:17,091 --> 00:17:19,191 He's gonna build it for us. 407 00:17:25,024 --> 00:17:27,891 Hello, gentlemen, what seems to be the problem? 408 00:17:27,991 --> 00:17:29,557 Oh! Oh! 409 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,357 You said you couldn't work today. 410 00:17:31,457 --> 00:17:33,291 You're supposed to fix my oven door! 411 00:17:33,391 --> 00:17:35,057 I've got a lot of jobs there, buddy. 412 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,457 This one paid the most today. 413 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,991 We all pooled together and offered him $20,000. 414 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,657 $20,000? 415 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,324 What the fuck are you guys doing?! 416 00:17:42,424 --> 00:17:44,824 You're gonna make him totally impossible now! 417 00:17:47,224 --> 00:17:49,524 All right, send Broflovski, Marsh and McKormick 418 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,656 into my office, please. 419 00:17:52,857 --> 00:17:53,991 Aw, what the hell? 420 00:17:54,091 --> 00:17:55,524 Sit down, boys. One of our students here 421 00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,091 says you've been treating them unfairly. 422 00:17:57,191 --> 00:18:00,091 - Treating who unfairly? - We didn't do anything! 423 00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:01,791 We're just minding our own business 424 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:03,491 and she keeps saying she's Eric Cartman! 425 00:18:04,524 --> 00:18:06,624 Okay. And what's wrong with that? 426 00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:10,791 What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense. 427 00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,324 Okay, I see. 428 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,991 There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be 429 00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:15,291 and you don't like that. 430 00:18:15,391 --> 00:18:17,391 It's not that we don't like it, it's... 431 00:18:17,491 --> 00:18:18,690 don't you think that's weird? 432 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:20,491 I don't see a problem with it at all. 433 00:18:20,591 --> 00:18:22,291 And if you boys don't think Eric can be a Black woman, 434 00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:24,457 then maybe the problem is you. 435 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:26,656 What? 436 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:27,924 You think it's perfectly normal 437 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,690 that Cartman is suddenly a Black woman? 438 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,124 You probably don't like that Indiana Jones got replaced 439 00:18:31,224 --> 00:18:32,791 by a female either, huh? 440 00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:34,924 You probably have a problem with Black Spider-Man, too. 441 00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:36,623 No! Miles Morales is sweet. 442 00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:37,924 That's a whole constructed thing 443 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,524 with its own character and narrative! 444 00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:42,623 This is just taking Cartman, same old Cartman, 445 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,524 and putting a Black woman in it. 446 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,656 Well, you know what I think about that, Kyle? 447 00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:47,924 Hold on. Hold on. 448 00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:51,024 That's what I think about that, Kyle! 449 00:18:51,124 --> 00:18:52,357 Goddamn it, Cartman! 450 00:18:52,457 --> 00:18:54,057 Dude, what the fuck is going on?! 451 00:18:54,157 --> 00:18:55,857 I'll tell you what's going on. 452 00:18:55,957 --> 00:18:57,791 You boys feel that your white culture is being threatened 453 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,524 and so you're lashing out with racism. 454 00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:01,391 And if you say anything more about 455 00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:03,091 a Black woman Cartman not making any sense, 456 00:19:03,191 --> 00:19:05,091 then you can all just have three weeks' detention! 457 00:19:05,191 --> 00:19:06,524 Now get out of my office! 458 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,291 - Goddamn it! 459 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,157 Fuck you, Kyle. You have to help me! 460 00:19:10,257 --> 00:19:12,224 How's that fart feeling on your face right now? 461 00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:13,590 Shut up! 462 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:16,791 Na-na-na-na-na. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 463 00:19:26,091 --> 00:19:28,791 And we both told Clyde, "Okay, you can try to fart 464 00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,791 on Tammy Mullins later. Kenny won't tell her." 465 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,590 And guess what? This little motherfucker does it again! 466 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:36,024 I'm sorry. She hypnotized me. 467 00:19:36,124 --> 00:19:37,791 Everyone's trying to enjoy themselves, dude. 468 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,791 Why do you keep fucking it up? 469 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:41,556 Hey, who's the fat little white boy? 470 00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:43,656 Who knows? White heterosexual males 471 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,357 think they're welcome anywhere. 472 00:19:48,391 --> 00:19:50,957 Okay, children, let's take our seats. 473 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:54,024 Today we're going to talk more about female exclusion 474 00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:55,590 in the male patriarchy. 475 00:19:57,491 --> 00:20:00,491 Uh, Butters, who is that sitting next to you? 476 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,723 Oh, I don't know, ma'am. 477 00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:03,924 I think it's supposed to be Eric. 478 00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:05,523 I am Eric! 479 00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:07,757 All Cartman cares about is playing Baldur's Gate 3. 480 00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:09,957 So the bitch did a switcheroo with Spanky here. 481 00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:11,590 That is not what's going on! 482 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,857 And I am not going to sit here and be insulted anymore! 483 00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:15,590 I am a respected citizen in my universe 484 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:17,924 and I demand to speak to someone with authority! 485 00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:21,523 - Is there a problem here? 486 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:25,623 No! 487 00:20:30,424 --> 00:20:31,857 Eight years. 488 00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:34,857 Eight years I spent wasting time at stupid college 489 00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:36,924 when I could have been learning how to do stuff. 490 00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:40,324 All the time we spent memorizing, studying-- for what? 491 00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:43,757 Anyone gets any info they want with the touch of a button now. 492 00:20:43,857 --> 00:20:46,357 All right, I think she's ready to go. 493 00:20:46,457 --> 00:20:48,457 - It's ready! It's ready! 494 00:20:48,556 --> 00:20:51,391 Okay, okay, aim it at the center of the school. 495 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,891 How do we fire it? 496 00:20:52,991 --> 00:20:54,991 There's a big red button here. Should I press it? 497 00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:56,891 Yeah, yeah, let 'er rip! 498 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:05,690 - Yeah! Yeah! 499 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,257 Yeah, take that, college! 500 00:21:08,357 --> 00:21:09,991 Let's see them ignore that! 501 00:21:10,091 --> 00:21:12,357 I can't wait to see what they do now. 502 00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:14,456 - Yeah! - Yeah! 503 00:21:14,556 --> 00:21:16,024 Hey-hey, wait, what's that? 504 00:21:21,556 --> 00:21:24,057 Hey! Hey, no, you son of a bitch! 505 00:21:25,523 --> 00:21:27,991 He's just gonna fix the glass! 506 00:21:28,091 --> 00:21:29,456 Ugh! 507 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,791 You fucking give these billionaires your money 508 00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:32,324 and then another billionaire just comes 509 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,091 and profits off of that. 510 00:21:34,191 --> 00:21:36,490 Society is so fucked up! 511 00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:45,623 Something is wrong with the universe. 512 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,423 Our stocks are down and every Disney movie 513 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,091 this year has failed! 514 00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,791 We don't understand it, sir. 515 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:52,991 We keep making the same movie over and over 516 00:21:53,091 --> 00:21:56,191 and pandering to everyone but suddenly it's not working. 517 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,623 Then we've got to pander harder! 518 00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:00,991 Look, I don't want to have to say it, but... 519 00:22:01,091 --> 00:22:03,991 I think the problem is Kathleen Kennedy. 520 00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:08,191 Kathleen Kennedy has made studios a lot of money. 521 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:11,791 Yes, before. But you have to admit something's changed. 522 00:22:11,891 --> 00:22:14,357 For weeks now she's been completely different. 523 00:22:14,456 --> 00:22:16,857 - It's true. - What if... 524 00:22:16,957 --> 00:22:19,791 this is a different Kathleen Kennedy? 525 00:22:21,523 --> 00:22:22,623 What are you saying, Rick? 526 00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:24,623 I'm just saying isn't it possible 527 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:27,291 that we here at Disney pandered so much... 528 00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:30,791 that we've opened a doorway to the panderverse. 529 00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:33,291 The panderverse is just a theory! 530 00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:36,390 And yet we do have the panderstone downstairs. 531 00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:39,824 It's possible that someone has tampered with it somehow. 532 00:22:39,924 --> 00:22:41,791 Well, she's on her way in right now. 533 00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:43,891 If you wanna tell Kathleen Kennedy you think 534 00:22:43,991 --> 00:22:45,556 she's from an alternate universe, 535 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:48,590 because we misused the panderstone, go right ahead! 536 00:22:57,623 --> 00:22:59,523 Is there a problem, people? 537 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:02,824 No problem at all, Mrs. Kennedy. 538 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,791 We were just discussing ideas 539 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,623 of what to do with the new Prince Eric movie. 540 00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:08,791 Put a chick in it, make her gay! 541 00:23:08,891 --> 00:23:13,291 Uh, yes, Mrs. Kennedy, uh, some of the execs are just 542 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:15,991 - expressing that maybe-- - Well, that maybe we should go 543 00:23:16,091 --> 00:23:18,456 a different route than we did with Indiana Jones. 544 00:23:18,556 --> 00:23:19,824 Fuck Indiana Jones! 545 00:23:19,924 --> 00:23:22,024 Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay! 546 00:23:23,991 --> 00:23:25,124 Sure. Yeah. 547 00:23:25,224 --> 00:23:28,024 Let's try that... again. 548 00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:37,791 And then... and then there was, like, this ball 549 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,291 and then Eric floated up 550 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:40,924 into this portal and disappeared! 551 00:23:41,024 --> 00:23:42,556 I don't care what you saw, Butters, 552 00:23:42,656 --> 00:23:43,791 there's gotta be a better explanation 553 00:23:43,891 --> 00:23:45,690 than just the stupid multiverse. 554 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,390 Some multiverse stuff is cool. 555 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,057 Yeah, it can be cool for, like, one movie. 556 00:23:49,157 --> 00:23:50,791 Now it's just this cheap device that people use 557 00:23:50,891 --> 00:23:52,824 to breathe life into tired franchises. 558 00:23:52,924 --> 00:23:54,991 What are you guys talking about? 559 00:23:56,323 --> 00:24:00,024 Uh, we were just talking about how amazing this all is. 560 00:24:00,124 --> 00:24:01,656 Okay, I've been trying to think 561 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:03,091 about what we should do, you guys. 562 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,791 I think I know how to make everything right, 563 00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:06,523 but we're gonna need a really powerful computer. 564 00:24:06,623 --> 00:24:07,957 Are you gonna eat your brownie, Kenny? 565 00:24:08,057 --> 00:24:09,490 Yeah, I'm gonna eat my brownie! 566 00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:11,590 Okay, fine, so we'll take you to the computer lab. 567 00:24:11,690 --> 00:24:12,857 No, no, no, no, for this, 568 00:24:12,957 --> 00:24:14,390 we gotta get a really powerful system. 569 00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:16,957 Is Kyle's mom still a big fat bitch in this universe? 570 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:19,057 What? My mom's not a bitch. 571 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:21,290 Well, I mean, she is kind of bitchy. 572 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:22,824 She's a big dumb bitch, huh? 573 00:24:22,924 --> 00:24:24,924 What does calling my mom a bitch have to do with anything? 574 00:24:25,024 --> 00:24:27,224 Because we could fake a letter from Kyle's mom 575 00:24:27,323 --> 00:24:29,290 giving Kyle permission to use her credit card number 576 00:24:29,390 --> 00:24:31,791 to buy all the stuff we need at Best Buy. 577 00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:34,791 I mean, PC Principal did say we have to help him. 578 00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:36,891 Her. Them. It. 579 00:24:36,991 --> 00:24:38,824 That's the dumbest idea ever! 580 00:24:38,924 --> 00:24:41,124 I don't even know what my mom's credit number is! 581 00:24:41,224 --> 00:24:42,556 8-7-1-5... 582 00:24:42,656 --> 00:24:43,824 3-2-7... 583 00:24:43,924 --> 00:24:44,623 4-9-2... 584 00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:46,124 2-1-0-0-7. 585 00:24:46,224 --> 00:24:47,656 I use it all the time. 586 00:24:57,656 --> 00:24:59,824 All right. Full name? 587 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,991 What is your name, sir? 588 00:25:03,091 --> 00:25:06,024 I told them already my name is Eric Cartman. 589 00:25:06,124 --> 00:25:08,223 We know Eric Cartman, okay? 590 00:25:08,323 --> 00:25:11,024 Eric Cartman is in here all the time getting in trouble. 591 00:25:11,124 --> 00:25:12,891 That's because I'm from a different universe! 592 00:25:12,991 --> 00:25:14,356 How many times do I have to tell you people? 593 00:25:14,456 --> 00:25:15,957 The Disney company tried to use their platform 594 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,656 to bring about social change and I got fucked. 595 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:21,690 Hey, Chief. Chief, you gotta hear this one. 596 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:23,523 What is it, Johnston? 597 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:24,957 Aw, God. 598 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:26,924 This little white boy claims he's actually 599 00:25:27,024 --> 00:25:28,390 from a different universe. 600 00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:29,824 Is that so? 601 00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:31,190 All right, honkey, what kind of narcotics 602 00:25:31,290 --> 00:25:33,991 are you on? Did you do a cavity search? 603 00:25:34,091 --> 00:25:35,656 Have you even said what you've arrested me for? 604 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,091 I come from a place where this is extremely inappropriate. 605 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:40,623 Chief! Hey, Chief! - Yeah? 606 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,791 There's some crazy white lady downstairs 607 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,824 freakin' out and saying she needs to talk to you. 608 00:25:44,924 --> 00:25:46,157 More honkies? 609 00:25:46,256 --> 00:25:47,891 What is this, a Taylor Swift concert? 610 00:25:47,991 --> 00:25:49,824 Tell the nice lady I'll see her after I'm done 611 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,656 with "Eric Cartman" here. 612 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,124 Well, that's just it, Chief. 613 00:25:53,223 --> 00:25:55,523 She's sayin' she's looking for an Eric Cartman. 614 00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:57,556 Says her name is Kathleen Kennedy. 615 00:25:57,656 --> 00:26:00,523 Kathleen Kennedy?! No! 616 00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:02,390 She's gonna try to change me, too! I'm the only one left! 617 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:05,690 - Hey, get back here! - She's gonna get me! 618 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:10,556 - Tom, I'm standing outside 619 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:13,891 the South Park Country Club where protestors have gathered 620 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:16,356 to point out the unfairness in our economy. 621 00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:19,390 The White House says they're doing all they can but it's been 622 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:23,156 several days now and my bathroom tile still is not installed. 623 00:26:23,256 --> 00:26:26,423 Yeah, that's right. You see, the whole system is rigged. 624 00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:29,190 You've got people like us who just need our stuff fixed, 625 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,390 and meanwhile there's these billionaires 626 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:32,690 that have all the control! 627 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:34,091 Did you know that if just 628 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:35,690 one of these billionaires spread their wealth, 629 00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:38,156 - it would mean thousands to every per-- 630 00:26:38,256 --> 00:26:39,590 it would mean thousands to every-- 631 00:26:39,690 --> 00:26:41,024 Sorry, hang on, just a second. 632 00:26:41,123 --> 00:26:42,523 Yeah? 633 00:26:42,623 --> 00:26:44,791 Hey, Ran, the oven door still isn't shutting right. 634 00:26:44,891 --> 00:26:46,791 Yeah, I'm working on it, Sharon! 635 00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:49,024 I'm actually working on it right now! 636 00:26:49,123 --> 00:26:50,857 Hey, one of them's coming out! 637 00:26:52,356 --> 00:26:54,057 Please, just glance at my water pressure! 638 00:26:54,156 --> 00:26:56,656 Mr. Fix It, can you please tell us why you haven't been 639 00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,290 responding to people's calls? 640 00:26:58,390 --> 00:27:01,190 Well, I've just been busy with my various assets. 641 00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:02,924 You see, I've been trying to acquire 642 00:27:03,024 --> 00:27:06,791 some social media platforms. I just bought Instagram. 643 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,090 What? The country needs stuff fixed. 644 00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:11,924 Why the fuck are you out buying Instagram?! 645 00:27:14,523 --> 00:27:17,857 Hey, did you just outbid me to acquire Instagram? 646 00:27:17,957 --> 00:27:19,256 Yeah, I outbid you. 647 00:27:19,356 --> 00:27:21,957 I own Instagram now and you don't! 648 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,690 Oh, yeah? Well, I just acquired 649 00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:25,791 the entire Bloomberg media company! 650 00:27:25,891 --> 00:27:27,423 Oh, yeah? Well, I can kick your ass. 651 00:27:27,523 --> 00:27:29,090 You wanna fight me MMA? 652 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,190 Yeah, I'll fight you MMA, let's do it. 653 00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:32,991 What the hell are they doing now? 654 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:34,556 I'm just gonna make a company 655 00:27:34,656 --> 00:27:36,156 and I'm gonna fly to space! 656 00:27:36,256 --> 00:27:38,423 I bet I can get to space before you do! 657 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:41,957 Gal! Fuck these guys! 658 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:49,056 She has all the right things in her purse. 659 00:27:49,156 --> 00:27:51,024 Her driver's license says Kathleen Kennedy, 660 00:27:51,123 --> 00:27:53,123 she has Kathleen Kennedy credit cards. 661 00:27:53,223 --> 00:27:55,891 This is definitely all the same makeup Mrs. Kennedy uses. 662 00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:59,024 I mean, according to this, she really is Kathleen Kennedy. 663 00:27:59,123 --> 00:28:01,791 Or Kathleen Kennedy from another universe. 664 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:03,523 That's enough! Please! 665 00:28:03,623 --> 00:28:05,857 We're not going to waste our time chasing 666 00:28:05,957 --> 00:28:07,623 after wild scientific theories! 667 00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:08,857 Well, we have to do something. 668 00:28:08,957 --> 00:28:10,991 Kathleen Kennedy is down on set right now 669 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,891 ruining the new Bambi movie! 670 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,323 Put a diverse woman in it, make it lame! 671 00:28:15,423 --> 00:28:18,924 But Mrs. Kennedy, Bam-Bambi's a baby deer. 672 00:28:19,023 --> 00:28:21,991 Fuck baby deer! Put a chick in it, make her gay! 673 00:28:22,090 --> 00:28:24,256 You guys, you better come take a look at this. 674 00:28:24,356 --> 00:28:27,356 I don't think we are dealing with our Kathleen Kennedy. 675 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,623 I took images of Mrs. Kennedy and put them 676 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,023 against images of her from a few months ago. 677 00:28:32,123 --> 00:28:34,656 With AI we could detect the smallest irregularities. 678 00:28:34,791 --> 00:28:36,423 Take a look. 679 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:47,490 All right. What do we know about the panderverse? 680 00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:48,891 I'm afraid we know... 681 00:28:48,990 --> 00:28:50,323 frighteningly little. 682 00:28:50,423 --> 00:28:53,090 The only thing we know for sure 683 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,156 is that if a portal were somehow opened 684 00:28:55,256 --> 00:28:56,590 with the panderstone, 685 00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:59,356 then both universes eventually will collide, 686 00:28:59,456 --> 00:29:03,156 leading to a level of pandering we can't even fathom. 687 00:29:03,256 --> 00:29:05,056 That we know for sure. Yes. 688 00:29:05,156 --> 00:29:06,256 Then we have to get everyone 689 00:29:06,356 --> 00:29:08,190 back to the right universe. 690 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:11,924 Before it's complete pandermonium. 691 00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:26,423 Okay, Kenny, switch on the power supply. 692 00:29:26,523 --> 00:29:29,023 Stan, make sure we've got ethernet! 693 00:29:29,123 --> 00:29:30,556 - All good. - All right, 694 00:29:30,656 --> 00:29:31,857 let's just hope this works. 695 00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:33,956 Oh, man, what the hell? 696 00:29:34,056 --> 00:29:36,423 Dude, Kyle, what is up with your Internet speed? 697 00:29:36,523 --> 00:29:38,656 Go tell your parents to upgrade your Internet speed. 698 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:39,924 No! 699 00:29:40,023 --> 00:29:41,390 Kyle, I know you're afraid of your mom 700 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,656 'cause she's a fat bitch, but we have to do this. 701 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:45,156 Stop calling my mom a bitch! 702 00:29:45,256 --> 00:29:47,256 - Kyle! 703 00:29:47,356 --> 00:29:49,123 I just got an alert that someone used 704 00:29:49,223 --> 00:29:50,990 my credit card at Best Buy?! 705 00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:54,256 Oh, hello, Mrs. Broflovski. 706 00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:57,223 My goodness, you're looking nice today. 707 00:29:57,323 --> 00:29:58,824 What? 708 00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:00,723 You know, credit card fraud 709 00:30:00,824 --> 00:30:02,323 is very serious, Mrs. Broflovski. 710 00:30:02,423 --> 00:30:04,256 You should call your Internet company right away 711 00:30:04,356 --> 00:30:06,923 and up your speed and make sure you're protected. 712 00:30:07,023 --> 00:30:09,956 Really? Kyle, who is this? 713 00:30:10,056 --> 00:30:11,923 Oh, haven't you heard, Mom? 714 00:30:12,023 --> 00:30:13,791 We're in a multiverse and this is 715 00:30:13,891 --> 00:30:15,323 supposed to be Eric Cartman. 716 00:30:16,123 --> 00:30:17,556 Oh, okay, I'm fine with that. 717 00:30:17,656 --> 00:30:19,891 I better go call the Internet company. 718 00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:21,290 What do you mean you're fine with that? 719 00:30:21,390 --> 00:30:23,956 I think all this stuff is great, Kyle. 720 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,056 And what "all stuff" is that, exactly? 721 00:30:26,156 --> 00:30:27,923 Ha! It worked. 722 00:30:28,023 --> 00:30:29,824 She's gonna call the Internet company. 723 00:30:29,923 --> 00:30:32,390 Your mom is such a dumb bitch, Kyle! 724 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:33,824 Shut up, Cartman! 725 00:30:33,923 --> 00:30:37,490 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, I got some apples ♪ 726 00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:41,390 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, you got some, too ♪ 727 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:44,556 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, let's make some applesauce... ♪ 728 00:30:44,656 --> 00:30:46,056 - Butters. 729 00:30:46,156 --> 00:30:47,490 Butters! Butters, listen to me. 730 00:30:47,590 --> 00:30:50,090 - It's me, Eric. - You-You-You're not Eric! 731 00:30:50,190 --> 00:30:51,490 Yes, I am Eric Cartman, Butters. 732 00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:53,056 Kathleen Kennedy is trying to get me. 733 00:30:53,156 --> 00:30:54,723 She won't stop until her master plan is complete. 734 00:30:54,824 --> 00:30:57,824 I'm not supposed to have anyone in my room, I'm grounded! 735 00:30:57,923 --> 00:31:00,223 Butters, Disney is going to get me. They already got you! 736 00:31:00,323 --> 00:31:01,791 They did?! 737 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,256 We are in this together, Butters. 738 00:31:03,356 --> 00:31:04,791 You have to keep me safe until I can 739 00:31:04,791 --> 00:31:07,791 - figure out how we're gonna-- 740 00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:09,856 She's here! Butters, don't let her get me. 741 00:31:09,956 --> 00:31:12,523 Butters?! 742 00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:16,090 Butters! Why didn't you answer this door? 743 00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:17,791 Oh. Hey, Dad. 744 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:20,656 What are you doing up here? And why do you look so scared? 745 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:24,791 Oh, I'm not scared, I'm just, uh, I'm just having fun. 746 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,123 Well, no having fun. 747 00:31:26,223 --> 00:31:28,856 You are grounded. Start being more miserable. 748 00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:31,156 - Dad? - Yes, Butters? 749 00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:33,990 Uh, could you check under my bed and make sure 750 00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:35,590 Kathleen Kennedy isn't there? 751 00:31:35,690 --> 00:31:38,123 Butters, what have I told you about being more mature? 752 00:31:38,223 --> 00:31:40,256 I can assure you Kathleen Kennedy 753 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,423 is not under your bed! 754 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:48,856 That's fucking Kathleen Kennedy! 755 00:31:48,956 --> 00:31:49,856 Right fucking there! 756 00:31:52,123 --> 00:31:53,956 You! Come here! 757 00:31:54,056 --> 00:31:55,890 No, no, no, no, no! 758 00:31:58,390 --> 00:32:01,290 No, no! No, no, no! 759 00:32:14,090 --> 00:32:15,423 Well, Shelley, 760 00:32:15,523 --> 00:32:17,556 we need to talk about your future. 761 00:32:17,656 --> 00:32:20,790 You see, there's very few people at the top these days. 762 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:23,356 AI can do everything better than we can, 763 00:32:23,456 --> 00:32:26,290 except for stuff that requires arms. 764 00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:30,090 I don't want you to end up a deadbeat loser 765 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,790 who goes to college, Shelley. 766 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:33,523 You need to stay out of school, 767 00:32:33,623 --> 00:32:36,423 and instead go out and be taught real skills that will 768 00:32:36,523 --> 00:32:39,656 still be profitable in this post-AI universe. 769 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:43,790 So what you do is you take out your phone and you call 770 00:32:43,790 --> 00:32:47,290 the handyman, and see if those rich people will have 771 00:32:47,390 --> 00:32:50,490 any internships or training programs available for you. 772 00:32:57,790 --> 00:33:00,290 Handyman service, how can I help you? 773 00:33:00,390 --> 00:33:01,990 Yeah, hi, it's Randy Marsh. 774 00:33:02,090 --> 00:33:04,590 I was wondering if you might have any internships 775 00:33:04,690 --> 00:33:05,990 available for my daughter-- 776 00:33:06,090 --> 00:33:07,423 Hey! What in tarnation?! 777 00:33:07,523 --> 00:33:10,190 I told you I'd beat you, you son' bitch! 778 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:13,390 You ain't beatin' me! Turn up them thrusters! 779 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:15,123 My galactic cruiser's bigger than yours! 780 00:33:15,223 --> 00:33:16,456 H-Hello? 781 00:33:16,556 --> 00:33:17,656 Get out my way, you little pecker! 782 00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:19,090 Hello? Never mind. 783 00:33:19,190 --> 00:33:22,256 The rich people are all just fucking around in space. 784 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:27,890 What the hell was that? 785 00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:30,990 I'm getting significantly strong readings from the panderstone. 786 00:33:31,090 --> 00:33:32,856 Mr. Iger. We may have a solution. 787 00:33:32,956 --> 00:33:35,790 If this Kathleen Kennedy here is from somewhere else, then 788 00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:38,790 there has to be a match for her somewhere in our universe. 789 00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:40,356 So what we can do 790 00:33:40,456 --> 00:33:43,490 is use an AI program that can take every image ever put 791 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:46,623 on the Internet to try and find a match to our image. 792 00:33:47,423 --> 00:33:49,290 Different, different, different, 793 00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:51,223 different, different, different, different, 794 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:53,823 different, different, different... 795 00:33:53,923 --> 00:33:55,490 Same. 796 00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:57,790 Eric Cartman. 797 00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,223 South Park Elementary. 798 00:33:59,323 --> 00:34:01,223 Evans, Mallory, come with me. 799 00:34:01,323 --> 00:34:03,556 The rest of you, don't let Kathleen Kennedy 800 00:34:03,656 --> 00:34:04,923 find out what we're up to. 801 00:34:05,023 --> 00:34:07,523 It's okay, we're keeping Mrs. Kennedy distracted. 802 00:34:07,623 --> 00:34:10,290 We've sent her away to have lunch at Spago. 803 00:34:14,523 --> 00:34:16,023 There you are, Mrs. Kennedy, 804 00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,790 the linguini and clam sauce. 805 00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:19,223 Uh, excuse me? 806 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:20,956 I believe I asked you to put a chick in this 807 00:34:21,056 --> 00:34:22,790 - and make her gay? - Uh... 808 00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:25,290 Yes, the chef was a little confused what you meant by that. 809 00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:28,190 It means put a chick in the linguini 810 00:34:28,290 --> 00:34:30,689 and make her fucking gay! 811 00:34:31,523 --> 00:34:33,790 And I want it lame! 812 00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:43,990 She's gonna get me! She's gonna get me! 813 00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:52,290 No, no, no, no, no! 814 00:34:55,556 --> 00:34:57,323 Hey, who's that, Ned? 815 00:34:57,423 --> 00:34:58,990 I'm not sure. 816 00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:00,790 No! 817 00:35:03,622 --> 00:35:05,622 There he is! Get him! 818 00:35:13,156 --> 00:35:16,390 No. Oh, my God, please, no! 819 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:20,156 No...! 820 00:35:20,256 --> 00:35:21,655 Which way did they go? 821 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,123 We have to work together. 822 00:35:26,223 --> 00:35:28,790 Fuck you, Kathleen Kennedy! Stay away, you fuckin' bitch! 823 00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:32,290 I'm in the same situation you are, Eric! 824 00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:37,123 I know you're in the wrong universe. 825 00:35:37,223 --> 00:35:39,456 So am I. 826 00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:49,890 Well, there's no other way to put it. 827 00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:51,523 They have us over a barrel. 828 00:35:52,290 --> 00:35:56,523 We give these billionaires all our money, rely on them, 829 00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:59,156 and so they can do whatever they want. 830 00:35:59,923 --> 00:36:03,655 Let's just face it, we're never gonna get our stuff fixed. 831 00:36:03,790 --> 00:36:05,323 Yeah. 832 00:36:05,423 --> 00:36:09,790 And I guess it's nobody's fault but our own. 833 00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:11,323 Excuse me? 834 00:36:11,423 --> 00:36:12,655 My name is Bob Iger 835 00:36:12,790 --> 00:36:14,256 from the Disney entertainment company. 836 00:36:14,356 --> 00:36:16,655 We're looking for an Eric Cartman. 837 00:36:16,790 --> 00:36:19,589 Our universe has been manipulated with. 838 00:36:19,689 --> 00:36:21,956 Have you all noticed anything strange? 839 00:36:24,555 --> 00:36:27,856 Yes. Yes, the world is completely upside down! 840 00:36:27,956 --> 00:36:29,290 Nothing makes sense! 841 00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:30,990 It's because there's some kind of 842 00:36:31,090 --> 00:36:32,523 disruption in the panderverse. 843 00:36:32,622 --> 00:36:35,256 We believe Kathleen Kennedy has opened a portal. 844 00:36:35,356 --> 00:36:37,856 This is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault? 845 00:36:37,956 --> 00:36:40,323 This is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault! 846 00:36:40,423 --> 00:36:41,555 Who's Kathleen Kennedy? 847 00:36:41,655 --> 00:36:43,890 One of the top executives at Disney. 848 00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:45,490 It's not us, you guys. 849 00:36:45,589 --> 00:36:47,655 I knew there was an explanation! 850 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:49,589 We didn't waste our time at college! 851 00:36:49,689 --> 00:36:51,956 We didn't get lazy from technology! 852 00:36:52,056 --> 00:36:54,790 Everything is Kathleen Kennedy's fault! 853 00:36:58,490 --> 00:37:01,790 Follow me. I'll help you find Eric. 854 00:37:02,522 --> 00:37:04,890 Okay, okay, everything is finally loaded. 855 00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:06,689 We got Internet at full capacity. 856 00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:08,056 You guys ready to see if this works? 857 00:37:08,156 --> 00:37:10,123 Yeah! - All right, let's do this! 858 00:37:10,223 --> 00:37:11,823 Launching Steam now. 859 00:37:11,923 --> 00:37:12,956 Steam? 860 00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:14,456 Okay. I'm in Steam. 861 00:37:14,555 --> 00:37:15,790 Got the application ready to go. 862 00:37:15,790 --> 00:37:17,390 The title screen is launching! 863 00:37:19,589 --> 00:37:21,689 It's working. It's working, you guys! 864 00:37:21,790 --> 00:37:23,123 It looks sweet on this big monitor! 865 00:37:23,223 --> 00:37:25,589 Wait a minute. You mean this entire time, 866 00:37:25,689 --> 00:37:27,423 all you've wanted to do is play Baldur's Gate 3? 867 00:37:27,522 --> 00:37:29,123 Yeah. What'd you think I was trying to do? 868 00:37:29,223 --> 00:37:31,023 We thought you were trying to set up some elaborate 869 00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:32,655 system to get back to your universe! 870 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:34,823 I ain't no quantum astro physicist. 871 00:37:34,923 --> 00:37:37,555 The fuck I know about how the multiverse works? 872 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,256 Wow. It really is Cartman. 873 00:37:40,356 --> 00:37:41,890 All right, that does it! 874 00:37:43,156 --> 00:37:44,589 Get out of my room! 875 00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:47,090 You have to be cool to me, Kyle. PC Principal says so. 876 00:37:47,190 --> 00:37:50,256 I don't care! All this multiple universe stuff is tired and lazy 877 00:37:50,356 --> 00:37:52,123 and we are not doing it anymore! 878 00:37:52,223 --> 00:37:53,790 Boys! Boys, 879 00:37:53,790 --> 00:37:55,455 we need to help Disney put our universe back together. 880 00:37:55,555 --> 00:37:57,023 Where's Eric Cartman? 881 00:37:57,123 --> 00:37:58,790 Dad, this might be hard to understand, 882 00:37:58,790 --> 00:38:00,356 but this is Eric Cartman. 883 00:38:00,455 --> 00:38:01,990 Oh, okay, great. Come on, Eric, 884 00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:03,522 - we need to go. 885 00:38:03,622 --> 00:38:06,056 We have to hurry, Eric. 886 00:38:06,156 --> 00:38:07,823 No. No, wait. 887 00:38:07,923 --> 00:38:09,923 Something's wrong. Oh, my God! 888 00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:12,190 - What is it? - My save game. 889 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,589 I'm already like 50 hours into Baldur's Gate 3 890 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,956 but it's saying that I have to start a new game. 891 00:38:17,056 --> 00:38:19,622 Do save games not cross between multiple universes? 892 00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:20,890 Save games don't even cross between 893 00:38:20,990 --> 00:38:22,522 PCs and PS5s, why would they cross 894 00:38:22,622 --> 00:38:23,923 between multiple universes? 895 00:38:24,923 --> 00:38:26,156 No...! 896 00:38:26,256 --> 00:38:27,823 Please, everyone. We are running out of time! 897 00:38:27,923 --> 00:38:29,790 We have to close the panderverse before 898 00:38:29,790 --> 00:38:31,489 everything we care about is destroyed! 899 00:38:31,589 --> 00:38:32,655 So what do we have to do? 900 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:33,956 We have to get everyone 901 00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:35,790 back to the proper place, but to breach 902 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:37,522 the panderverse, we need to find a place 903 00:38:37,622 --> 00:38:39,923 with integrity that has a broken door. 904 00:38:40,823 --> 00:38:44,323 A place with "integridy" that has a broken door. 905 00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:46,956 I know where to go. 906 00:38:49,023 --> 00:38:51,455 So, yeah, so it's just basically off the hinges. 907 00:38:51,555 --> 00:38:53,455 I'd fix it myself but I've been really busy. 908 00:38:53,555 --> 00:38:54,923 Do you think it'll work? 909 00:38:55,023 --> 00:38:56,555 If we're to try to open a panderverse portal, 910 00:38:56,655 --> 00:38:58,589 it's as good as any place, I suppose. 911 00:38:58,689 --> 00:39:00,522 Okay, people, we don't have much time. 912 00:39:00,622 --> 00:39:03,689 Bring in the panderstone. 913 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:08,790 I'm not your enemy, Eric. 914 00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:11,056 For some reason fate has put us together. 915 00:39:11,156 --> 00:39:13,622 What do you want from me, Kathleen Kennedy? 916 00:39:13,790 --> 00:39:15,923 I've been stuck in this universe for months. 917 00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:17,990 I want out of here just as much as you do. 918 00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:21,023 Hello, welcome to City Woke, can I take your order, please? 919 00:39:21,123 --> 00:39:22,190 Ugh. 920 00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:24,023 We're just having tea, thank you. 921 00:39:24,123 --> 00:39:26,023 Okay, you just wanna tea and talk about 922 00:39:26,123 --> 00:39:28,323 shitty male-dominated society, that's fine. 923 00:39:28,422 --> 00:39:30,355 I don't get it, this is exactly the kind of 924 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,156 universe you wanted, why would you want to leave? 925 00:39:32,256 --> 00:39:36,023 To stop her from undoing the panderverse completely. 926 00:39:39,056 --> 00:39:41,489 I saw the panderstone for the first time 927 00:39:41,589 --> 00:39:42,890 a few years ago. 928 00:39:42,990 --> 00:39:45,023 Bob Iger took us to the Disney archives 929 00:39:45,123 --> 00:39:48,090 and showed us an ancient piece of artificial intelligence 930 00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:50,923 that could be used to make the same movies over 931 00:39:51,023 --> 00:39:54,790 and over again while appealing to absolutely everyone. 932 00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:58,156 The panderstone worked great, for a while. 933 00:39:58,256 --> 00:40:01,422 But then came the hate mail. Ugly letters from racists 934 00:40:01,522 --> 00:40:03,555 who couldn't stand that some of the panderstone's 935 00:40:03,655 --> 00:40:06,489 rehashes had diverse women characters in the lead. 936 00:40:06,589 --> 00:40:10,123 I decided I would show them. I would start making movies 937 00:40:10,223 --> 00:40:12,156 to fight all the bigotry in our society. 938 00:40:12,256 --> 00:40:14,355 But instead of doing any real work, 939 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:19,722 I turned to the panderstone. It made things so much easier. 940 00:40:19,823 --> 00:40:22,256 Soon, I was using the panderstone over 941 00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:25,422 and over again to try and fight all the ugly feedback, 942 00:40:25,522 --> 00:40:28,422 which in turn was growing stronger and stronger. 943 00:40:29,190 --> 00:40:31,756 But I was fighting with the wrong tool. 944 00:40:31,856 --> 00:40:33,555 I used the panderstone to the point 945 00:40:33,655 --> 00:40:36,023 - that it became unstable. 946 00:40:36,856 --> 00:40:38,722 It opened a portal to multiple universes, 947 00:40:38,823 --> 00:40:41,589 and something came through. 948 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:52,589 At first we fought. I tried to send it back to its universe. 949 00:40:52,689 --> 00:40:54,289 But it got the upper hand. 950 00:40:54,389 --> 00:40:56,990 It was able instead to send me to this universe, 951 00:40:57,090 --> 00:40:59,790 out of its way so it could thrive in ours. 952 00:41:01,355 --> 00:41:03,790 That's actually the best explanation 953 00:41:03,790 --> 00:41:07,156 I've heard as to why Disney movies all suck now. 954 00:41:11,156 --> 00:41:12,655 All right, I've set the panderstone 955 00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:14,389 into the compromised doorway. 956 00:41:14,489 --> 00:41:16,689 Activating the panderstone now. 957 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:19,123 Whoa! 958 00:41:19,223 --> 00:41:20,790 Space-time portal is manifesting! 959 00:41:20,890 --> 00:41:22,455 Panderverse quantum fields are aligned! 960 00:41:22,555 --> 00:41:25,056 Yeah, that sounds like typical multiverse gobbledygook. 961 00:41:25,156 --> 00:41:27,223 Will you stop ripping on multiple universes, Kyle? 962 00:41:27,322 --> 00:41:29,023 I'm trying to get back to Baldur's Gate. 963 00:41:29,123 --> 00:41:32,156 Now I warn you, Mr. Marsh, once inside the panderverse, 964 00:41:32,255 --> 00:41:34,023 you will be falling through different realities. 965 00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:36,156 Your mind will barely be able to comprehend 966 00:41:36,255 --> 00:41:38,790 - what you are experiencing. Randy? 967 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:40,990 I think the oven door is still having problems if you-- 968 00:41:41,090 --> 00:41:43,923 I am working on it, Sharon! 969 00:41:45,389 --> 00:41:48,455 The portal is at full. This might be our only shot! 970 00:41:48,555 --> 00:41:50,355 Good luck, Mr. Marsh! 971 00:41:50,455 --> 00:41:52,190 Whoa! 972 00:41:55,489 --> 00:41:57,790 Hold on to the rope! 973 00:41:59,222 --> 00:42:01,389 Oh, whoa! 974 00:42:01,489 --> 00:42:03,289 Oh, my God. 975 00:42:03,389 --> 00:42:05,956 Whoa! 976 00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:08,455 Whoa. 977 00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:13,389 Oh, God, it's so weird. 978 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,389 Shorts, now I'm wearing shorts! 979 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:18,655 Can you imagine it? 980 00:42:18,790 --> 00:42:20,355 An infinite number of universes 981 00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:22,555 with infinite combinations of pants and shirts. 982 00:42:22,655 --> 00:42:25,790 What do you think about multiple universes now, boys? 983 00:42:27,023 --> 00:42:28,322 Yeah, they're pretty fucking stupid. 984 00:42:28,422 --> 00:42:29,422 Yeah. 985 00:42:29,522 --> 00:42:30,956 I understand that maybe 986 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,790 you were trying to make a difference, Kathleen. 987 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:34,689 But you have to admit the last few movies 988 00:42:34,790 --> 00:42:36,422 you've shit out have been real stinkers. 989 00:42:36,522 --> 00:42:37,890 All I ever wanted was to 990 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,222 make great entertainment, believe me. 991 00:42:40,322 --> 00:42:43,255 But as soon as you start getting piles and piles of hate mail, 992 00:42:43,355 --> 00:42:45,856 endless messages calling you the c-word, 993 00:42:45,956 --> 00:42:47,790 you can't think straight. 994 00:42:47,790 --> 00:42:50,522 Well, I'm sorry I wrote all those letters. 995 00:42:50,622 --> 00:42:52,322 It probably was a bit much. 996 00:42:52,422 --> 00:42:55,622 No, I got like 10,000 letters a day. 997 00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:57,322 Mm, I was doing more like 12,000 to 13,000, 998 00:42:57,422 --> 00:42:59,790 especially after the new Indiana Jones came out. 999 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:03,790 Then it's you! You're the one who caused all this! 1000 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,689 Fuck you! You're the one who caused all this! 1001 00:43:05,790 --> 00:43:07,622 I wouldn't have tried to fight racism 1002 00:43:07,790 --> 00:43:08,790 with the panderstone if you hadn't 1003 00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:10,090 written all those letters. 1004 00:43:10,189 --> 00:43:11,389 I wouldn't have written all those letters 1005 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:12,622 if you hadn't tried to fight racism 1006 00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:14,455 with a fucking panderstone. 1007 00:43:16,222 --> 00:43:18,522 Mr. Marsh! Can you hear us? 1008 00:43:18,622 --> 00:43:19,790 Oh, wow! 1009 00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:21,790 You should see the pants I have on now! 1010 00:43:21,790 --> 00:43:25,155 Whoa! Oh, now I have on, like, suspenders. 1011 00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:28,090 Like almost like overalls but not quite! 1012 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,255 My God. 1013 00:43:29,355 --> 00:43:31,489 Mr. Marsh! Try and stay focused! 1014 00:43:31,589 --> 00:43:34,189 You should be seeing another portal soon! 1015 00:43:34,289 --> 00:43:36,422 If our Kathleen Kennedy got the other Eric Cartman 1016 00:43:36,522 --> 00:43:37,923 to the right place. 1017 00:43:38,023 --> 00:43:39,689 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1018 00:43:39,790 --> 00:43:41,189 Dad? What's the matter? 1019 00:43:41,289 --> 00:43:43,489 I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens shirt now! 1020 00:43:43,589 --> 00:43:45,090 I hate the Ravens! 1021 00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:47,856 I don't know if I can do this! 1022 00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:49,990 Oh, now it's the Dolphins! Ah! The Chiefs! 1023 00:43:50,089 --> 00:43:51,790 Oh, it's the Chiefs! 1024 00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,355 He's losing his mind! 1025 00:43:53,455 --> 00:43:55,222 The panderverse is filled with mystery 1026 00:43:55,322 --> 00:43:58,856 and paradox, you-- you have to try and hang on! 1027 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:04,255 Jesus, it's getting worse. 1028 00:44:10,155 --> 00:44:13,622 Where the fuck is Bob Iger? 1029 00:44:14,422 --> 00:44:16,522 Uh, Mr. Iger just had to take some 1030 00:44:16,622 --> 00:44:18,255 of the others to a screening. 1031 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:21,289 I think that things are being kept from me. 1032 00:44:21,389 --> 00:44:23,790 And if you're going to keep things from me, 1033 00:44:23,890 --> 00:44:26,355 then you'd better put a chick in it, 1034 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:29,689 and make her fucking gay as fuck. 1035 00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:38,790 So that's it, that's the connection. 1036 00:44:38,890 --> 00:44:41,790 I reacted to you and you reacted to me. 1037 00:44:41,790 --> 00:44:44,355 And I guess we created each other. 1038 00:44:44,455 --> 00:44:45,790 Mrs. Kennedy, 1039 00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:46,956 I don't think I've ever said this 1040 00:44:47,055 --> 00:44:49,956 before in my life but... I'm sorry. 1041 00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:52,956 I lashed out so hard and used the c-word so many times, 1042 00:44:53,055 --> 00:44:55,355 you didn't really have a choice but to double down. 1043 00:44:55,455 --> 00:44:58,890 Eric, I know you care about all things Disney. 1044 00:44:58,990 --> 00:45:02,489 I'm sorry I was so reckless with the things that you love. 1045 00:45:02,589 --> 00:45:05,522 It was just lazy. 1046 00:45:05,622 --> 00:45:07,189 I guess just wailing 1047 00:45:07,289 --> 00:45:10,823 on woke stuff all the time is pretty lazy, too. 1048 00:45:17,990 --> 00:45:22,355 I think... I think I can let go now. 1049 00:45:29,289 --> 00:45:32,589 Aah... 1050 00:45:33,389 --> 00:45:38,422 Come on, Kate. Looks like we got a flight to catch. 1051 00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:50,422 Whoa, what the hell is that? 1052 00:45:54,089 --> 00:45:56,989 Oh, yo, bitch! You killed Kenny! 1053 00:45:57,089 --> 00:45:59,155 You fat ho! 1054 00:46:08,790 --> 00:46:09,955 Look! 1055 00:46:13,589 --> 00:46:15,422 I'm back, you guys! 1056 00:46:17,255 --> 00:46:19,289 Kyle! Kyle, I'm back! 1057 00:46:19,389 --> 00:46:20,955 I was so wrong about Kathleen Kennedy, 1058 00:46:21,055 --> 00:46:22,555 Kyle, she's so awesome! 1059 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:24,823 Okay, what Cartman is this? 1060 00:46:24,923 --> 00:46:26,222 Mrs. Kennedy, you're back! 1061 00:46:26,322 --> 00:46:28,622 - Great to see you, ma'am. - Thanks, you guys. 1062 00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:31,422 We have a lot of changes to discuss at the company. 1063 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,823 From now on we're only going to make original content 1064 00:46:33,923 --> 00:46:35,455 that doesn't pander. 1065 00:46:35,555 --> 00:46:37,555 Sure we will, Kate. Sure we will. 1066 00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:40,856 Hey, guys! Guys, over here! 1067 00:46:41,622 --> 00:46:44,922 I did a little extra work while I was out in multiple universes. 1068 00:46:45,022 --> 00:46:47,389 We're not gonna have a problem with billionaires anymore, 1069 00:46:47,489 --> 00:46:49,322 check it out! 1070 00:46:52,790 --> 00:46:55,890 Now people who can do stuff will be just as poor 1071 00:46:55,989 --> 00:46:57,255 as the rest of us! 1072 00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:02,622 Tom, it appears that everything is back to normal. 1073 00:47:02,790 --> 00:47:05,355 Billionaires have been put in their place and once again 1074 00:47:05,455 --> 00:47:08,222 it doesn't matter that we don't know how to do anything. 1075 00:47:08,322 --> 00:47:10,790 It's a good ending here and we can all be happy 1076 00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:15,322 that everyone is back in their universe. 1077 00:47:22,489 --> 00:47:24,089 Mom! Mom! 1078 00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:25,989 What is it, Mrs. Kennedy? 1079 00:47:26,089 --> 00:47:27,522 Oh. Oh, Mom! 1080 00:47:27,622 --> 00:47:29,489 I was just having the worst nightmare. 1081 00:47:29,589 --> 00:47:32,122 I was me except everyone around me was different. 1082 00:47:32,222 --> 00:47:33,622 Oh, no, Mrs. Kennedy. 1083 00:47:33,790 --> 00:47:37,189 Here, have some of your favorite cereal to calm you down. 1084 00:47:37,289 --> 00:47:39,422 Oh, thank you. It was so real. 1085 00:47:39,522 --> 00:47:41,055 All my friends were there but they'd been 1086 00:47:41,155 --> 00:47:42,389 replaced by strangers. 1087 00:47:42,489 --> 00:47:44,289 I think you were even there too, Kyle. 1088 00:47:44,389 --> 00:47:46,355 Really? I was there, too? 1089 00:47:46,455 --> 00:47:48,022 Yeah, that's right, Kyle, you were there 1090 00:47:48,122 --> 00:47:49,189 but you weren't cereal and I couldn't 1091 00:47:49,289 --> 00:47:50,389 just eat you like I can here. 1092 00:47:51,989 --> 00:47:53,189 No, please, no, Mrs. Kennedy! 1093 00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:54,790 Oh, you're so yummy, Kyle! 1094 00:47:54,889 --> 00:47:57,189 Oh, oh, it's so good to be home. 1095 00:47:57,289 --> 00:47:59,522 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.