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<i>Okay, here we go.</i>

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<i>It's just another interview.</i>

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<i>Just another interview to save your show.</i>

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You fucking got this.

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I need him to talk about the divorce.

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If he doesn't talk about it,
we don't have a finale.

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We can't end the season
on a fucking whimper.

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Are you kidding?
It's gonna be great. You got this...

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- Don't patronize me.
- Sorry. I'm stupid.

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This is our last chance with him.
I just need to focus.

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No distractions today.

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Okay, so Ramona and Dar
from the network did just land.

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Do you...?

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Just feed 'em, get 'em coffee,
and keep 'em the hell away from me.

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Got it. Happy last day.

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- Hi!
- Hey!

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- Ally! Exciting!
- Ooh, Ally. My goodness.

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Guys, are you hungry?
We have an ice cream sandwich truck.

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- Oh, it's 9:00 a.m.
- Oh.

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Yes, but we have breakfast flavors.

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Hi, Chef.

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This shouldn't take long.

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Just a simple exit interview
recapping the season.

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- You know the drill.
- No problem.

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Great. Let's jump right in.

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I mean, of course there was added pressure
after I won season two,

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and I imagine there'll be even more
after winning again this season,

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'cause there's
certain expectations now, right?

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Like, I have to maintain,
uh, a level of perfection.

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Does that make it difficult to have
any semblance of a life outside of work?

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Uh, somewhat.

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Like with your relationships?

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I read that Pria's dating again.

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As she should.

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Mm.

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A-Again, when-when you're working...

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as hard as I am,
it's just tough to maintain...

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Like, it's no secret
that Pria and I split up.

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That's on me 'cause I was a shit husband.

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But would I change anything?

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I mean, I am the two-time
reigning champion of <i>Dessert Island.</i>

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'Cause while everyone else
was busy fucking each other,

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I kept my eye on the prize,
'cause I wasn't here to make friends.

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I was here to make flans.

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And now...

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And now look at me.

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I just got my own bakery
at the Cancun Airport.

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I made it.

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But, yeah, in the process,
I lost my partner and my best friend.

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But, honestly, I don't know. I mean...

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I think no matter...

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which path I went down,

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I would've felt like
I was sacrificing something.

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Yeah.

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I think we got it.

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That's great. Cut.

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- Okay, amazing.
- Ah!

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- That moment... you saw it, right?
- Yes.

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- He didn't want to go there, but then...
- The silence.

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Yes! It works every time.

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I didn't know Pria was dating again.
Where did you read that?

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I didn't, but it made for
a good interview.

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- You did it!
- Ah!

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Another amazing season in the can.

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- Mm. So special.
- Mm. So special.

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Well, you guys wanted fireworks
to end the season.

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Ta-da!

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- Ah, yeah, so good.
- So good.

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And we'd love to talk to you
about the future of the show,

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- if you have a minute.
- Mm-hmm.

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Absolutely. I was actually gonna start
brainstorming ideas this weekend.

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Oh, my God, classic Ally.

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- No days off.
- Yes, we love your work ethic.

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So, yeah, as we look forward,
we started to look back,

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and season one was here...

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and season two was
here... a little lower...

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And season three, you know, based on
the few episodes that have already aired,

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we're actually coming in... here.

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Yeah, I-I'd even say
it's below the genital area.

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Oh. You... Okay.
Your genitals or my genitals?

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- Well, I...
- 'Cause it's my...

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- I guess it's...
- Are those your genitals?

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Well, these-these are my genitals here,
so...

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Transpose my genitals onto your pants.

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- It's, like, below that.
- But where do they start?

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Sorry. Are you canceling the show?

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Yeah, I mean, you know,
three seasons is a good run.

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Yeah. These days,
you're lucky to get past one.

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We defied the odds.

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Definitely.

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Yeah.

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Fuck 'em, you know?

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We should be celebrating
everything we've accomplished.

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Mm-hmm.

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Speaking of, uh,
what are you doing right now?

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You want to maybe...
go do that thing we did that one time?

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- Oh. Um, you know, uh...
- Hey, Christian.

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Yeah, we're almost done wrapping out.

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We'll see you at the bar in like 30?

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Sure, I-I... I'll head over after this.

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Someone's gonna puke tonight!

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- Yeah.
- It's you!

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I promise, it's you. It's gonna be him.

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Oh, I... You have plans.

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- Totally. That's, uh...
- Yeah, I...

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Have fun.

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Yeah. Um...

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Yeah.
You should take some time off yourself.

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Enjoy yourself.

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- I'm gonna puke tonight!
- Yeah, you are!

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- Yeah.
- Come here!

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Good for you.

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Hi, hon. It's your mama.

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I just saw that article about your show
in <i>The Seattle Times.</i>

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I'm so proud of you.

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Fall semester starts in a week,

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and I'd love to see your face
before I go back to the kiddos full-time.

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Miss you, sweetheart.

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Oh, my guy.

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♪ It's just me and you ♪

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♪ Got nothing to do ♪

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♪ No work to be done ♪

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♪ Nobody to screw ♪

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♪ But it's, it's gonna be fine ♪

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♪ Yeah, it's gonna be great ♪

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♪ People always say
I need to take a break ♪

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♪ And I'm happy about it ♪

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♪ I'm happy about it ♪

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♪ I'm happy, happy, happy... ♪

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Come on, Ally,
I know how hard it is to move on,

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but it's gonna be a lot easier
to start fresh.

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Do you have any new ideas
that you've been kicking around?

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I mean, I do have some ideas
for more serious human interest stuff.

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Please don't say that nudist doc.

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It's called naturism,
and it's a fully formed idea.

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I could start immediately.

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Nobody wants to watch a bunch of
naked normos who aren't fucking.

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Dessert.

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You could start the <i>Dessert </i>universe.

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You know, play with me.

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"Dessert."

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"Dess-Hurt."

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"Hurt."

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<i>Dess-Hurt Locker. Dess-Hurt Locker!</i>

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- What?
- Yes!

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You get Jeremy Renner, who's available,
out in the desert,

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and he tries different types of baklava.

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And-and maybe one of them
has a... a firecracker in it.

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And you're like, "No, don't eat that one!"

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I see many seasons, my friend.

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That is... so offensive on so many levels.

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It is?

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It would be better if the firecracker
was sticking out of a cupcake,

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make it look like a birthday candle.

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Sold.

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Sold. I can do that.

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God, no! I'm not engaging in this.

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All right, look, I got to run.
I'm getting my tubes untied.

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Just keep noodling on it, all right?

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I mean, maybe this is
a blessing in disguise.

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You haven't stopped working
since I've known you.

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Please don't tell me
to take time to myself.

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Well, listen, it can't hurt.
You know, clear your head.

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The right thing's gonna come, all right?

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Just let it brew. Okay?

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Brew-haha.

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Hi, Mom.

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Um, returning your call.

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Where are you?

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Anyway, I'm coming to visit you. Surprise.

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I'll see you in a few hours.

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Jesus.

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Okay.

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All right, buddy.

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Here we go.

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- I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.

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I see you have your own
little fur baby down there.

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- What's her name?
- Uh, it's a he, actually.

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Just gonna try to get some rest,
if you don't mind.

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Oh, bud. Oh, no.

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Oh, I'm sorry you're sick.

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Oh, man. We're gonna be there soon.

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Whoa. Shit yourself, too, huh?

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That is ripe.

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Um... excuse me.

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Hi. My cat, um, had an accident.

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I just need to clean him up.
Can I sneak over you?

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You know, we're just trying
to get a little bit of rest.

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I mean, if that's okay with you.

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She just knocked out, so please...

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That smells fucking foul.

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Yeah. It's a combination of shit and puke.

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Look, I'm sorry,
but I'm not gonna wake her, I promise.

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Okay, come on.

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Oh, my God!

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Are you fucking kidding me?!

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♪ Underwater ♪

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♪ I found it ♪

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♪ Had to slumber ♪

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♪ To get in ♪

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♪ Hate of dreaming ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

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♪ Hate of dreaming ♪

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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

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♪ Well, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it ♪

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♪ I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine ♪

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♪ I got it, 0I0got it, I0got it, I0got it ♪

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♪ I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. ♪

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Mom?

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Okay.

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Oh, we made it. We made it.

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Mom?

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Hello?

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- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

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Sweetie, what are you doing here?

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Ah! Didn't you get my message?

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Oh, my God, honey,
I thought you were pranking me.

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I'm so happy to see you.

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Oh, you remember Sheldon.

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Hi, Ally.

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Mr. McGovern?

223
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He taught you third grade.

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Mom, I know.

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- We're all really proud of you, Ally.
- Mm-hmm.

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Okay, well, you guys are clearly busy,
so I'm gonna go.

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- Sweetie?
- Yeah?

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Sweetie, I really think
you should shower before you go

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because you smell like
a combination of shit and puke.

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Okay, bye!

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Tequila with a splash of water.

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Thanks.

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Holy shit.

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Ally Brenner in the fucking flesh.

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Hey.

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Fuck, it's been forever.

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Man, I tell everyone about
the time that we made out

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at that boy-girl party in eighth grade.

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Wait, are you...

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Are you here alone?

241
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Dare I say on an island by yourself?

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I see what you're doing.

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"I'm sorry, Chef,
you have been 'desserted.'"

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There it is.

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Fuck, I wish my wife was here.

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Ooh, I got to get a picture.

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- She's gonna freak.
- Oh.

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- You guys big fans of the show?
- Oh, fuck yeah.

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I mean, with the kids and shit,
we just need something mindless

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we can throw on in the background.
It's perfect.

251
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,041
Oh, man, you look a little ragged.

252
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:33,875
Let's take another one.

253
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,916
Foods you can fuck?

254
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,333
Fuck.

255
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,833
♪ I'm a sailor on this dark
and dreadful sea... ♪

256
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,000
Hey, Roger. Hey.

257
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,291
Can I get my usual to go? Thanks, man.

258
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:05,083
♪ I've been fishing
for a cup of sympathy ♪

259
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:11,416
♪ But I keep getting waves
that just won't let me be ♪

260
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,208
♪ And I'm gonna be late... ♪

261
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,625
Ally?

262
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,000
Sean. Oh, my God.

263
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,166
Yeah, were you just hiding
under the table?

264
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,000
Was I hi... No. No.

265
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,958
I was just... I was looking for my, uh...

266
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:27,750
peanut. Got it.

267
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,791
Uh...

268
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,000
Wow, this is crazy.

269
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,291
What are you doing here?

270
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:37,083
Yeah, I was, uh, just about
to ask you the same thing.

271
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:40,750
You know, I'm just visiting my old haunts

272
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:44,041
on the off chance I might run into an ex
from ten years ago.

273
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,500
Oh, yeah?
How many have you run into so far?

274
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:51,083
No, I actually just finished
another season of my show,

275
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:55,541
so thought I'd just take a few days,
see my mom, unwind.

276
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,375
For sure.

277
00:14:57,458 --> 00:15:00,833
And congrats, by the way.
You, uh, you really did it.

278
00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,541
Thanks.

279
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,583
Reality TV.
I, uh, I never would've guessed it.

280
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:09,125
Well, what I'm doing now is
basically still doc filmmaking,

281
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,666
except people actually watch it.

282
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:16,625
But what about you?
What are you doing these days?

283
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,166
I'll, uh, I'll give you one guess.

284
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,666
Oh, shit. Did you...

285
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,875
End up going to work for my dad, yeah.

286
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,875
Campbell Family Contractors.

287
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,375
Have you noticed the new décor in here?

288
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,541
- Oh, wait, you did this?
- Yeah.

289
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:36,666
I was wondering where the bloodstain went
from when Eric DaCosta cut his finger off.

290
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,583
That stain was the first thing to go.

291
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:41,208
How were the icicles not the first thing?

292
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:44,791
You have no idea how hard
I begged them to get rid of those things.

293
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,666
But, you know, it's always Christmas
in Leavenworth.

294
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:56,208
Well, it was good to see you.

295
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,958
Yeah. Yeah.

296
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,541
You know what?

297
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:07,916
I was just gonna grab a quick bite to go,
but, you know, you want some company?

298
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,958
Maybe you wouldn't mind
going halfsies with me on that peanut?

299
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,666
Ooh.

300
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,708
I was kind of saving it for later.

301
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,833
Really?

302
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:20,083
You're not fucking touching this peanut.

303
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:24,625
- Wow. It's stunning.
- Yeah.

304
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,791
You know, the design's been
in my head for a long time.

305
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,750
I just can't believe it's done.

306
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,125
I'm really proud of it.

307
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,125
Your parents look great.

308
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,916
Oh, your brother's all grown up.

309
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,291
Look at this.

310
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,458
His wife and two kids.

311
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,458
Little Jeremy's a dad?

312
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,875
I know. I know. I know.

313
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,708
We're getting old.

314
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:47,000
Okay, so you're working with your dad,

315
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:49,875
and you built your dream house
on the family lot.

316
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,875
You're really doubling down
on staying home.

317
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,000
Oh, you know, my dad is getting older.

318
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,250
- He kind of counts on me to run the business.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

319
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,541
Oh, come on.

320
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,541
When's the last time
you actually came home?

321
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,458
I come home.

322
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:04,333
For Christmas.

323
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,708
Sometimes.

324
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:09,208
Wow. I guess it has been a couple years.

325
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:11,791
But my work is really demanding.

326
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,500
I'm the boss. Can't really take time off.

327
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,625
Sounds stressful.

328
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,250
No, I love it.

329
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,500
I mean, this was always the goal.

330
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:20,750
Besides, why would I come back?

331
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,125
There's really nothing here
for me anymore.

332
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,875
Um, my mom, but she makes it down to L.A.
at least once a year.

333
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:28,333
Wow, it's really hard to see you
up there on that high horse.

334
00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:31,083
No, no, no, no, no. Leavenworth is great.

335
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:34,333
It's just not really conducive to what...
You know what I mean.

336
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:37,041
I see what you're getting at,
Miss Hollywood.

337
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,916
- That is not what I'm saying.
- No. No, no, no.

338
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,416
I like it. I like it.
I take it as a challenge.

339
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,750
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

340
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,250
You know what? Come on, let's go.

341
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,125
- Where are we going?
- Down memory fucking lane! Come on!

342
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,166
Come on. Choo-choo!

343
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,333
- I guess this is a big "fuck you" to my Paleo diet.
- Mm.

344
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,833
If you're gonna do it,
you need more cheese.

345
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,125
More. More.

346
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,333
Oh, my God.

347
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,375
♪ And if I wait a little longer... ♪

348
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,916
So?

349
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,500
Wow.

350
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,791
Get some more.

351
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,958
Uh-oh. Fed the gremlin after midnight.

352
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,041
There she is.

353
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,666
- Come on, give me some of that.
- Mm-mm.

354
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,958
- Come on, come...
- We need another one!

355
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:22,458
{\an8}Oh, my God, so close.

356
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,416
It's so close.

357
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,791
No, wait, no, wait, no, wait!

358
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,458
♪ I could be your man... ♪

359
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,791
Chug! Chug! Chug!

360
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,500
No, no, no, the cheese, the cheese!

361
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,208
Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug.

362
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,291
- Pie hole!
- What?

363
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,291
Pie hole. Foods you can fuck!

364
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,291
What?
Are you... What are you doing?

365
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,583
- Pie hole season!
- What?

366
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:51,000
♪ Do you want a man? ♪

367
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,625
Go, go, go, go, go!

368
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,958
The icicle thief lives!

369
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,666
Oh, God, too much cheese.

370
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,708
♪ Do you want a man?
I could be your man... ♪

371
00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:07,416
♪ Do you want a man? Do you want a man? ♪

372
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,333
♪ I could be your man... ♪

373
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,333
- Oh.
- Oh, hold on.

374
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,666
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Oh, shit!

375
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,625
♪ Do you want a man? Do you want a man? ♪

376
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:20,958
♪ I could be your ma-a-a-a-a-a-an ♪

377
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,291
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

378
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,875
Oh!

379
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,625
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. ♪

380
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,625
A lot of the time,

381
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:37,875
if a subject says something emotional,
I'll just sit there for like ten seconds,

382
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:40,708
and you'll see them kind of squirm.

383
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:44,791
And then they just start talking,
trying to fill the space,

384
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,583
and that's when you get the best stuff.

385
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,541
Their true self comes out.

386
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:52,541
Wow.

387
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,750
Yeah. It's kind of intense.

388
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,791
But I live for it.

389
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,791
So...

390
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,125
you kind of manipulate people.

391
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:06,458
What? No.

392
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:10,833
No. Most people are desperate
to tell you how they feel.

393
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:13,916
They're just, you know...

394
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,375
They need permission to do so.

395
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:22,291
So do I have permission
to tell you something?

396
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,583
Of course.

397
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,291
You know, if I'm...

398
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,708
being honest,

399
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:35,833
I kind of resented your entire industry
for a long time for taking you from me.

400
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:40,250
I'm really sorry about how things ended.

401
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,333
You know, I just had to give L.A.
a real shot.

402
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,500
Yeah, I know. I know. It's just...

403
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:50,000
You know, I'd be lying
if I said I don't still think about

404
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,333
what would've happened
if you hadn't left all those years ago.

405
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,791
I've been kind of wondering
the same thing recently.

406
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,041
Like if maybe I made the wrong decision.

407
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,916
You really mean that?

408
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,416
They canceled the show.

409
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,791
Oh, no. Al, shit. Oh, I'm so sorry.

410
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:19,083
It's like you build your whole life
around this one thing, and then...

411
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,458
What if it was the wrong thing?

412
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,541
"Hashtag reindeer in headlights."

413
00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:45,625
What a fun, surreal night.

414
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,250
It was really great to see you.

415
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,333
Yeah.

416
00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:53,250
Yeah, you, too.

417
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:15,000
I don't want to be too forward, but, um...

418
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,625
are you offering tours
of that beautiful new home of yours?

419
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:21,583
Oh, uh...

420
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,833
I mean, we could go into my mom's place.

421
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:25,125
I'm not sure if you're aware,

422
00:22:25,208 --> 00:22:27,875
but it's pretty much turned into
the town brothel.

423
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:38,583
I should never have taught you
that silence trick.

424
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:41,166
No.

425
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,250
No, I, um...

426
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:47,791
You know, maybe it's best
if we just call it a night.

427
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:52,041
You know, because you're only in town
for a few days, and I-I just...

428
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,708
- Totally.
- ...wouldn't want to get too...

429
00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:54,833
Totally, totally.

430
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,333
Um, good night. Good-Good-bye.

431
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:11,750
Oh, wow, wow, wow.

432
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,583
That was brutal.

433
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,333
I'm gonna text him.

434
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,750
Okay. Okay.

435
00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:34,250
Hey. Sorry if I made it weird.

436
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:39,500
I had such a fun night with you,
and I just hope I didn't ruin it by

437
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,833
trying to force you to come inside
and have sex with me.

438
00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:43,875
Ha ha.

439
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,375
"Is it too late to come back?"

440
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,791
Holy shit!

441
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,375
Mm.

442
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:09,000
The brothel is open 24/7.

443
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,833
I don't know.

444
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:17,416
Okay.

445
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,666
I see what you did there, Mr. Campbell.

446
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,541
Okay, let's see.
Oh, he's texting, he's texting.

447
00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,208
Huh.

448
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:31,666
Oh! White dick.

449
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,833
That was not Sean's penis.

450
00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:38,166
I guess he changed his number.

451
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,833
It's so nice to have her home.

452
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:42,583
Hi.

453
00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:43,875
Ooh, oh!

454
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:46,541
Well, good afternoon, sleepyhead.

455
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:49,041
I thought you were gonna sleep
the whole day away.

456
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,666
- I made you cheesy eggs, your favorite.
- Mm.

457
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,708
Mine, too.

458
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:55,666
Oh, Mom, I don't think
I can have cheese right now.

459
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:58,375
Or for a very long time.

460
00:24:58,458 --> 00:25:01,750
Oh, are you on another one
of your L.A. diets or something?

461
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,125
Uh, sure.

462
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:05,625
You know, I don't know how you do it,

463
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:08,666
being around all those yummy-looking
desserts every day at work.

464
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,458
But how's the show going, by the way?

465
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:13,333
It's... it's good.

466
00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:15,833
Uh, listen, Mom,
can I borrow your car for a bit?

467
00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:17,291
Oh, sure.

468
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:20,916
But I-I thought we were gonna
hang out today, maybe take a walk

469
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,333
- or see a movie or something.
- Oh, yeah.

470
00:25:23,416 --> 00:25:25,000
- I'll save room for Red Vines.
- Oh.

471
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:28,916
He likes to bite off the top
and the bottom and make a straw.

472
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,750
Goofy.

473
00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:35,916
Well, I was actually gonna go
see Sean for a little bit.

474
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,208
I ran into him yesterday, and...

475
00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:40,708
Oh, well, how nice.
Please give him my best.

476
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:44,958
You know, he-he totally transformed
my art studio.

477
00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:46,458
- I will.
- Aw.

478
00:25:47,916 --> 00:25:49,500
And maybe we can have a nightcap later.

479
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,833
- I'd love that.
- Okay.

480
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,916
- Oh, and, honey?
- Yeah?

481
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,791
You look so pretty.

482
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,625
Thanks, Mom.

483
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,875
Okay.

484
00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:07,541
You fucking got this.

485
00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:16,208
Wow.

486
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,625
Hey.

487
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,625
Hi.

488
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,375
I tried to text you,

489
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:39,250
but I guess you changed your number
sometime in the last decade.

490
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:41,708
So here I am.

491
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:46,708
Um, I just wanted to apologize
for how things ended last night.

492
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:47,916
Or this morning or whatever.

493
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,916
No, Ally, don't-don't,
uh, don't worry about it.

494
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,625
No, no. I know I made it awkward.

495
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,208
And I hate that.

496
00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:57,250
Because the night was so perfect.

497
00:26:57,333 --> 00:27:02,958
I haven't felt that free in
I don't know even know how long.

498
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,333
You just bring out that side of me,
you know?

499
00:27:09,333 --> 00:27:11,791
And I was just kind of thinking about
what you said about

500
00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:14,333
how I'm only here
for a couple days, and...

501
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,708
...you know, what if it was
more than a couple days?

502
00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:21,166
Sean, honey?

503
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:23,500
- Mom, hey.
- I...

504
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,500
- Ally?
- Jojo!

505
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,250
Oh, my goodness!
I didn't know you were coming.

506
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,166
- You didn't tell me Ally was coming!
- I didn't know.

507
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,333
Oh, no, no, no, sorry.

508
00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:35,125
I didn't realize
you guys were having a thing tonight.

509
00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:37,750
- I will come back another time.
- Don't be silly.

510
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,125
- Come in!
- Oh. No. Mom.

511
00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:40,625
I haven't seen you
in about a million years.

512
00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:42,541
Mom, she was just le...

513
00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,458
<i>Mi amor.</i>

514
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,208
Look who I found.

515
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,208
- Got to get to work.
- Ally, sweetheart.

516
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,250
How special that you're here.

517
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:51,541
Hi, Barry.

518
00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:54,041
So, uh, how's the City of Angels
treating you?

519
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:56,916
You still making that program
where everybody fornicates?

520
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,916
Makes me blush just thinking about it.

521
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,833
You know, it's actually a baking show.

522
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:03,958
Oh. There's a food component to the show?

523
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,916
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

524
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,708
Uh, somebody call Brendan Fraser

525
00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,833
'cause we got a blast from the past.

526
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:11,791
- Cool reference.
- Check it out.

527
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:14,458
- This is Brad, middle name Pitt.
- Oh, my God.

528
00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:16,416
- He's our little heartbreaker.
- Hi.

529
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,541
Hi.

530
00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:20,000
And this is Jennifer Aniston.

531
00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:21,125
Kidding.

532
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:22,791
Classic Jeremy.

533
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,166
Wouldn't that be wild?
You get it. You're in the biz.

534
00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:27,166
Oh, have you met Cassidy?

535
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,958
Oh, I don't think so. I'm Ally.

536
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,625
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Sorry, they need me in the kitchen.

537
00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:33,708
- Hey, Dad, look.
- I-I'm looking. I'm looking.

538
00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:35,458
You look out for that mean snowman.

539
00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:36,833
Zoink.

540
00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:39,708
And doink.

541
00:28:39,791 --> 00:28:42,625
What?

542
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:46,791
♪ This is my note. ♪

543
00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,375
That was so good.
That was so good.

544
00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:49,875
- Oh, dissonance.
- That was so good.

545
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:52,666
Before you say anything, just know this.

546
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:54,875
I don't know what I'm doing here either.

547
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:56,250
That tracks.

548
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,791
But I'm happy to see that you and Sean
are still fully codependent.

549
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,208
Yeah.

550
00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:01,833
Where's your actual better half?

551
00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:03,791
- Uh...
- Is Talia here?

552
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,750
Ooh. About that...

553
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,083
- Uh-oh.
- Mm...

554
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,625
- Ah, yeah, thanks for bringing it up.
- Oh, no.

555
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:10,125
- No, but it's fine. No, I'm fine.
- Oh, God, Benny.

556
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:14,000
I'm good, she's actually good,
and it's for the best.

557
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,625
Okay, everyone!

558
00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:16,875
Is it Jojo time?

559
00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:18,208
Dinner is ready.

560
00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:21,375
It's buffet style, so grab a plate
and make your way out back.

561
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,666
- It's Jojo time.
- It's Jojo time.

562
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,291
- Yes.
- You don't know that.

563
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:30,625
- I do know that.
- You don't.

564
00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:33,250
I do know that. Pretty sure. Pretty sure.

565
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,291
- Hey, hey!
- Hello again.

566
00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:37,083
How's it going?

567
00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,166
Uh-oh, here we go.

568
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:44,541
- Uh-oh.
- Jojo time!

569
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:48,541
Ah, like I wasn't gonna say anything.

570
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:52,833
No, but seriously, what a wonderful thing
for us all to be here,

571
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:57,708
family, friends, some of whom
we haven't seen in a very long time.

572
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:03,166
And I just feel grateful.

573
00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:07,083
So thank you to the bride and groom
for giving us a reason to celebrate.

574
00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:10,791
Everyone, raise your glass

575
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:13,875
to Sean and Cassidy.

576
00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,125
Cheers!

577
00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:17,291
Sean and Cassidy!

578
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:18,875
- Yeah!
- Cheers.

579
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,125
Bring it in, bring it in.

580
00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:21,875
- Yes. Yes.
- Very good.

581
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:24,416
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

582
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:36,541
♪ No woman... ♪

583
00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:38,416
Jo, I really should get going.

584
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,041
You've been saying that
since you got here.

585
00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:42,166
What's the rush?

586
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:45,666
I got to be honest.

587
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,875
I was a little surprised
to see you tonight,

588
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:52,291
knowing what a rough time
Sean had after you guys...

589
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:55,416
- Right.
- But I am so happy

590
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,458
to see you found your way
back to each other.

591
00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:00,833
♪ Midnight driving through the Bay... ♪

592
00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:04,208
It's just... I told my mom
we would have a nightcap, so...

593
00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:05,416
I understand.

594
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:09,041
- I just wish I could keep you all to myself.
- Aw.

595
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,791
I'm proud of you.

596
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:18,250
Our little filmmaker
is taking over Hollywood.

597
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:22,333
Oh. Wait.

598
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:25,333
You got to shoot the wedding.

599
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,458
- What?
- Sean and Cass.

600
00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:30,000
They-they wanted to keep
everything intimate, you know,

601
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:32,833
just friends and family, so they put
Jeremy in charge of videographer duties.

602
00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:35,708
But now that we have
a true professional...

603
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:39,083
- Oh, I don't think so.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you don't understand.

604
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,916
Jeremy has been talking up his plan

605
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,125
to make this video a shot-for-shot remake
of <i>Wedding Crashers.</i>

606
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:48,041
He wants me to do the motorboating scene.

607
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:52,416
Oh, Jojo, I... I wasn't exactly invited.

608
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,583
I-I just happened to be in town.

609
00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:58,041
Well, what a happy accident for all of us.

610
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,916
We're all meeting at the river
tomorrow at noon.

611
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,250
- I just... I don't...
- Ally.

612
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,916
You're family.

613
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,041
It would be weird if you weren't there.

614
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:10,500
Okay.

615
00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,583
- Good night.
- Good night.

616
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,833
Ally. Hey. Hey.

617
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,833
- Wait up.
- Don't worry, I'm not gonna come to this thing tomorrow.

618
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:31,166
I just didn't know
what to say to your mom.

619
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,375
And I'm really sorry.

620
00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:35,583
I feel pretty silly.

621
00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:38,458
No, hey, look, I'm-I'm sorry, okay?
I should've...

622
00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,166
I should've told you.

623
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,250
Yeah, it is a little weird
that you left that out.

624
00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:45,833
I know, and I...

625
00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:49,500
There's no excuse. I, uh...

626
00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:53,291
I'm-I'm sorry.

627
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,541
Well, congrats.

628
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:11,125
What the fuck?

629
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:22,041
Want to grab a drink?

630
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,666
Who is she?

631
00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:30,083
And how old is she? She's, like, a fetus.

632
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,083
Like, how did they even meet?

633
00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,625
Bumble.

634
00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:36,166
Bumble?
The one where the girl reaches out first?

635
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,833
Of course.

636
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,166
But, like, when?

637
00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:42,000
I don't know. It happened pretty quick.

638
00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:43,916
They-They've been together
like six months.

639
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,625
Six months? This chick is thirsty.

640
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:49,166
Okay, don't say "thirsty."
She's actually pretty cool.

641
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:50,250
Yeah.

642
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:53,625
Sure, if you like
that whole hippie love child,

643
00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:57,375
"I don't wear a bra or give a fuck
what you think about it" kind of thing.

644
00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:00,791
Oh, whatever. I'm not like that anymore.

645
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,208
God, it's just all so embarrassing.

646
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:07,583
I told him that my life's a fucking mess,
and then I kissed him,

647
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,250
and then I show up at his house...

648
00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:12,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You kissed him?

649
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:14,500
- Wh-When?
- Last night.

650
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,583
We had this whole crazy adventure.

651
00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:18,916
We talked until the sun came up.

652
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,458
I thought it was, like, fate or something.

653
00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:24,416
- Ugh.
- Oh, Jesus, I knew something was up.

654
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,708
What do you mean?

655
00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:30,208
Okay, I was with Sean yesterday
when we saw that you were in town.

656
00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:33,875
Matt Nolan posted this terrible picture
of you on Instagram.

657
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:36,041
Matt Nolan?

658
00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,916
Fucking flannel guy.

659
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,750
Okay, wait... so then what?

660
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:42,958
Okay, so I'm with Sean,

661
00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,791
we're in the middle of drinks,
and then he just, like, takes off

662
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,708
and says that he has to get
some rest or something.

663
00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:50,250
So he specifically came to see me?

664
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:51,583
Uh...

665
00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:54,166
See? There's still something there.

666
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:58,958
Okay, I don't disagree that it's
a little out of character for Sean, but...

667
00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:00,916
I mean, he's getting married
in a few days.

668
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,125
But he's clearly having second thoughts.

669
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,333
Ally.

670
00:35:04,416 --> 00:35:06,041
What?

671
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,041
It's too late.

672
00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:17,041
Know what? Fuck Matt Nolan.

673
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,958
- Didn't you kiss him in eighth grade?
- Apparently.

674
00:35:56,500 --> 00:36:00,125
♪ Didn't I treat you right, now? ♪

675
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:03,166
♪ Didn't I? ♪

676
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:06,208
♪ Didn't I do the best I could? ♪

677
00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:09,250
♪ Didn't I? ♪

678
00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:14,041
♪ This is the song for my love Sean ♪

679
00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:18,125
♪ I'm moving into our place,
I'm gonna kiss his face ♪

680
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:19,958
♪ Gonna cuddle him close ♪

681
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:23,541
♪ For the rest of our days ♪

682
00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:27,833
♪ 'Cause I still get flutters
in my heart ♪

683
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:31,333
♪ Except when he makes
those broccoli farts ♪

684
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:32,833
Who me?

685
00:36:32,916 --> 00:36:34,833
♪ He's the one for me ♪

686
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:38,666
♪ This is the song for my love Sean. ♪

687
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:45,041
♪ She's the one for me,
she's the one for me ♪

688
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:47,250
Oh, my God,
he's got the voice of an angel.

689
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:50,083
Shh. Hey, hey,
you're messing up my flow, okay? Shh.

690
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,541
♪ She's the one for me ♪

691
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:56,041
♪ Ally is my Frisbee ♪

692
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,000
Oh, no. Oh, I'm coming right at you now.

693
00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,000
Oh, no.

694
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,583
Oh, baby. You okay?

695
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:27,541
It's not too late.

696
00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:00,166
Just one second.

697
00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,041
Um...

698
00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:04,708
And doink.

699
00:38:04,791 --> 00:38:06,458
Didn't think I'd be seeing you again.

700
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:07,750
Surprise.

701
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,166
So, like, what's happening right now?

702
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,833
Well, I was thinking about
everything you said last night,

703
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:16,791
and just about a lot of things...

704
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,666
Uh-huh?

705
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,791
...and I need to see this through.

706
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,125
Whatever it is.

707
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,416
You mean, like, with you and Sean?

708
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,208
Yeah.

709
00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:28,416
You and the groom?

710
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,458
I mean, we can just call him Sean.

711
00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:35,041
So, what are you doing?
You're gonna, like, crash the wedding?

712
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,625
Well, Jojo actually asked me
to film everything,

713
00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:40,291
so technically
I'm part of the wedding now.

714
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,833
What do you actually think
is gonna happen?

715
00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:46,125
- What's your plan here?
- I don't know.

716
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,791
I don't know.

717
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:51,375
But I'm sorry, I can't just walk away.

718
00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:55,416
Well, you're walking away as we speak.
Just do it in the other direction.

719
00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:59,708
Hey. You need some help with that?

720
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:05,875
What are you doing here?

721
00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:08,458
I'm here for you.

722
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,458
Ally, I...

723
00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:13,333
Hi.

724
00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:14,416
You're still here.

725
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,000
- Hey, yeah.
- Hey.

726
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:18,166
Jojo asked me to take over
as videographer...

727
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,791
Or basically forced me.

728
00:39:19,875 --> 00:39:22,416
- Oh.
- You know how she is.

729
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:26,541
Um, so speaking of,
I should probably just do it right now.

730
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,791
- So...
- No, we...

731
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,791
No, please. Uh, okay.

732
00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:33,125
Tell me, how you guys feeling
for your big weekend?

733
00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,583
- Uh...
- Uh...

734
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:37,375
I feel like...

735
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,125
we're the new subjects
of your reality show.

736
00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:42,708
Sorry.

737
00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,750
I hope it's okay that I'm doing this.

738
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:49,625
This is your weekend, and I'm just trying
to help commemorate the moment.

739
00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:52,625
For sure. The more the merrier.

740
00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:53,833
Yeah.

741
00:39:53,916 --> 00:39:56,416
We should fix these.

742
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:57,833
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Get them going.

743
00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:58,916
- Let's-let's do it.
- Yeah.

744
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,166
- Totally.
- Yeah, absolutely.

745
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,375
Ally?

746
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,750
Oh, my God. Ev!

747
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:09,750
Oh, wow!

748
00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:13,000
- Hi.
- I don't think I've seen you since we graduated.

749
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,791
Oh, my... oh, my God.

750
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:16,833
Everyone's having kids.

751
00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,875
I'll see you out there.

752
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:22,166
So, we have an extra guest.

753
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:25,750
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

754
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:27,833
You know my mom.

755
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:31,750
You, uh... you sure it's okay?

756
00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:33,791
I mean, you know I don't care.

757
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:36,041
I want you to have all your people here.

758
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:38,125
As long as that's what you want.

759
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,916
Yeah. Yeah, sure.

760
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,458
I mean, you know, if nothing else, we'll
get good footage from the weekend, right?

761
00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:46,958
Yeah. Sure.

762
00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:48,791
- Oh!
- Oh.

763
00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:51,500
I meant it was dope,
like, in an artful way.

764
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:54,083
- Oh, sure.
- Oh, sure.

765
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,541
Right. Let's, uh, let's get going.

766
00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,333
- I got this one. No, I got it.
- Okay.

767
00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,625
You, uh... No, I got it. Let's go.

768
00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:07,375
I have to know.

769
00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:09,916
Are Jamie and Pria
gonna get back together?

770
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,291
You're gonna have to watch and find out.

771
00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:16,125
I knew it!

772
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:17,750
It's all very sad, though.

773
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,541
Speaking of hot goss,
tell me about the bride.

774
00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:23,041
- What do we think of her?
- Oh, she's great.

775
00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:24,625
Very sweet girl.

776
00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:27,958
Yeah, that seems to be the consensus.

777
00:41:28,041 --> 00:41:29,833
Have you gotten to spend
a lot of time with her?

778
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:32,750
I hear this all happened pretty fast.

779
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,583
You're telling me.

780
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:37,166
But, yeah, we've seen her a decent amount.

781
00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:40,208
- She really makes an effort with us.
- Mm.

782
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:42,625
I think she really likes
having a sense of family.

783
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:46,500
Oh?
Are her parents not in the picture or...?

784
00:41:46,583 --> 00:41:49,625
Well, they're actually right in Seattle,

785
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:52,916
but apparently
Cassidy hasn't spoken to them in years.

786
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,916
Jo, it's none of our business.

787
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,041
Hey, just means more time
for us with the grandkids.

788
00:41:59,791 --> 00:42:00,875
♪ Oh, my God ♪

789
00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:03,333
- ♪ You know that I'll be back ♪
- ♪ Here I am ♪

790
00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:05,666
- ♪ Return of the Mack ♪
- ♪ Once again ♪

791
00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:06,791
♪ Return of the Mack... ♪

792
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:09,750
So, she's pretty close
with his family, huh?

793
00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:11,208
Yeah, I guess so.

794
00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:12,666
Wait, you didn't know
she was coming, dude?

795
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:13,791
- No.
- What?

796
00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:17,291
Okay, talk to me.
How are we feeling about this?

797
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,666
Well, it's not ideal,
but it is what it is.

798
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:24,416
All right, well, say the word and I will
help you bury that tiny little body.

799
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:25,958
Incoming!

800
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:27,458
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

801
00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:29,375
- Pew! Pew, pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!

802
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:31,541
You sunk my battleship!

803
00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:37,333
Get it? Get it?

804
00:42:37,416 --> 00:42:39,125
Like that movie, <i>Battleship!</i>

805
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:43,416
This bitch.

806
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,666
♪ Fuck you ♪

807
00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:47,666
♪ Fuck you, fuck-fuck you ♪

808
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:50,708
♪ Fuck you, fuck-fuck you ♪

809
00:42:50,791 --> 00:42:53,291
♪ Fuck you, fuck-fuck you ♪

810
00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:56,000
- ♪ Fuck you, fuck-fuck you ♪
- ♪ Yep... ♪

811
00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:58,333
- This bitch.
- Hey.

812
00:42:58,416 --> 00:43:00,625
- Have a good show.
- Thank you.

813
00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,125
Rock out.

814
00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:04,041
Yeah.

815
00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,541
- ♪ Fuck-fuck you ♪
- ♪ No ♪

816
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:06,791
♪ Fuck you ♪

817
00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:08,583
♪ I ain't no activist,
I'm the protagonist... ♪

818
00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:10,291
Hey. Um...

819
00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:15,166
Your strongest IPA for him, and,
uh, you know what, I'll have the same.

820
00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,666
- Ally.
- Sean.

821
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,125
What are you doing? What is, what is this?

822
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,541
You knew I was at the bar the other night.

823
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:27,625
That's why you came.

824
00:43:29,125 --> 00:43:31,083
And I'm glad you did.

825
00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:34,375
Hey, everyone.

826
00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:37,875
Uh, I'm your bride/entertainment
for the night.

827
00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:41,166
I couldn't think of a band
that I like more than us, so...

828
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,250
Uh, but really, I want to thank Joanne
and Barry not just for this weekend

829
00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,625
but for being so cool.

830
00:43:50,708 --> 00:43:54,791
I don't know, for, like, accepting me.

831
00:43:54,875 --> 00:44:00,541
Um, anyways, this is actually
our last show together.

832
00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:03,625
For a little while, at least.

833
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,875
Uh, whew.

834
00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:14,625
Straight from Seattle, we are Dirty Blush.

835
00:44:14,708 --> 00:44:16,583
This one's for you, baby.

836
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:19,666
One, two, three!

837
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:21,791
♪ You're so punk rock ♪

838
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,250
♪ How'd you get so punk rock? ♪

839
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:27,416
♪ You're so really punk rock,
so fucking punk rock ♪

840
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,958
♪ So really punk rock! ♪

841
00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:34,083
♪ Every day is the best day of our lives ♪

842
00:44:34,166 --> 00:44:38,833
♪ Every day is
the best day of our lives... ♪

843
00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:40,500
All right, clear the space!

844
00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:41,666
- Clear the space!
- Hey.

845
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:43,166
- This is happening! This is happening!
- No.

846
00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:46,166
Jeremy, no. Come on, man, no.

847
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:51,708
Why is he so good at that?

848
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,750
Get up. No more. No more.

849
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:57,875
He's going again! He's going again!

850
00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:00,791
♪ Hey, over there ♪

851
00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,250
♪ Looking real cool ♪

852
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:05,208
♪ You got your clothes on tight ♪

853
00:45:05,291 --> 00:45:07,750
♪ Looking real nice, making me feel fine ♪

854
00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:10,791
♪ And I ♪

855
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,458
♪ Want you to know that I'm ♪

856
00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:15,916
♪ Real punk rock ♪

857
00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:19,375
♪ You're so punk rock... ♪

858
00:45:19,458 --> 00:45:22,041
Come on. Hey.
Camera over there, over there.

859
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,416
♪ You're so punk rock ♪

860
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,458
♪ Yeah, you're all mine,
yeah, you're the one ♪

861
00:45:26,541 --> 00:45:30,166
♪ Yeah, you're all mine, yeah,
you're the one for me. ♪

862
00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:37,750
Yeah!

863
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:39,416
Yeah!

864
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:43,541
Uh, turns out, you guys,
we have another musician in the house.

865
00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:49,250
I only know her by reputation, but I can't
pass up the opportunity to hear it live.

866
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:52,166
Everybody, give it up for Ally,

867
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,541
our multitalented videographer.

868
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,125
N-No.

869
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:57,833
Y-You've been misinformed.

870
00:45:57,916 --> 00:46:02,291
What, so it's not true you used to make up
little ditties about everybody at U-dub?

871
00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:04,791
She was either making up ditties
or showing her titties!

872
00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:07,291
Okay, you, shut up.

873
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,333
No, I really don't do that anymore.

874
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,208
I-I was enjoying the show.
You guys are great.

875
00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:14,875
Play on! Whoo!

876
00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:16,375
Ally.

877
00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:18,375
Ally.

878
00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:21,416
Ally. Ally.

879
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:25,666
Ally! Ally! Ally!

880
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:28,458
Ally! Ally!

881
00:46:35,541 --> 00:46:38,208
Prepare to be underwhelmed.

882
00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:40,500
Oh, you don't have to do that.

883
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:43,750
Oh, no, you're part of the wedding now.
I want to commemorate the moment.

884
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:46,958
Okay.

885
00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:50,208
Um...

886
00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,208
Geez, I'll probably just take that.

887
00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,416
Uh, okay. I'm...

888
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,958
Boo.

889
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:58,625
Stop stalling!

890
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,166
♪ Somebody thinks I'm stalling ♪

891
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:08,708
♪ But I actually might be falling for ♪

892
00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:12,500
♪ All the love in this room ♪

893
00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:18,208
♪ Benny's gonna die
if he doesn't save me soon ♪

894
00:47:19,416 --> 00:47:22,458
♪ If only I had a good tune ♪

895
00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:23,916
♪ 'Cause ♪

896
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,666
- ♪ Um... ♪
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪

897
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:32,583
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

898
00:47:32,666 --> 00:47:33,916
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

899
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,625
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪

900
00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:38,833
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

901
00:47:38,916 --> 00:47:41,791
♪ I'm back in my hometown,
I'm up here with this band ♪

902
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:44,000
♪ But, oh, this ain't about me ♪

903
00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,458
♪ This is about coronation ♪

904
00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:48,208
♪ A wedding celebration ♪

905
00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:51,833
♪ The groom is Sean and this is Cassidy ♪

906
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,250
♪ Jeremy is here doing the worm for you ♪

907
00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:57,166
♪ He's still a kid to me,
but somehow he has two ♪

908
00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:59,916
- Not tonight!
- ♪ Jojo's laughing all the way through ♪

909
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,125
♪ Planned a beautiful event
for the day, too ♪

910
00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:04,125
♪ And it's a sweet to-do ♪

911
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,333
♪ As the two sides merge ♪

912
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:09,041
♪ Barry's eyes are dry,
but he's on the verge ♪

913
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:11,416
♪ And then Dirty Blush takes the stage ♪

914
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,625
♪ They play and they blow us all away ♪

915
00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:16,416
♪ Sean and Cassidy ♪

916
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:20,208
♪ It's a wedding weekend ♪

917
00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:22,041
♪ Which means we all drink for free ♪

918
00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:24,458
♪ Ay! Baby, baby ♪

919
00:48:24,541 --> 00:48:28,083
♪ Sean and Cassidy ♪

920
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:31,708
♪ Are they ready to say ♪

921
00:48:31,791 --> 00:48:34,791
♪ "I do?" ♪

922
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,750
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

923
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:41,208
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo ♪

924
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:43,000
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

925
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:45,541
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

926
00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,541
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

927
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:51,500
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo. ♪

928
00:48:54,166 --> 00:48:56,166
Thank you.

929
00:48:58,208 --> 00:48:59,333
So cool.

930
00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:02,333
Well, Mel was a little bit miffed
you didn't mention her in the freestyle.

931
00:49:02,416 --> 00:49:04,375
- I was.
- Oh.

932
00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:06,375
It's okay. I-It's hard
to rhyme with "Mel."

933
00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:07,708
No, it's not.

934
00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:09,583
"Sell," "bell," "tell..."

935
00:49:09,666 --> 00:49:13,458
- Hey. Can I steal you for a second?
- Yeah, sure.

936
00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:14,791
- You can think of something.
- Okay.

937
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:18,166
Get back to me.

938
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,083
- You did great up there.
- You guys were so awesome.

939
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,708
- Okay.
- God, no. So embarrassing.

940
00:49:23,791 --> 00:49:25,833
Huh, really does take me back, though.

941
00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:28,916
Yeah? Wait, when's the last time
you guys all saw each other?

942
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,875
Gosh, at least ten years now.

943
00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:32,333
Ah, that's what I thought.

944
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:35,708
I didn't realize you and Sean
still kept in touch.

945
00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:40,708
I mean, we don't really,
but you know how it is with old friends.

946
00:49:40,791 --> 00:49:42,791
- Yeah.
- You just kind of pick up where you left off.

947
00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:44,750
- Seems like it.
- Yeah.

948
00:49:44,833 --> 00:49:46,500
You're not gonna pull some

949
00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:50,333
Julia Roberts <i>My Best Friend's Wedding</i>
type shit, are you?

950
00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:51,916
What? No.

951
00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:55,708
But if my being here is making you
uncomfortable in any way...

952
00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:57,375
No, no, of course not.

953
00:49:57,458 --> 00:50:02,333
It wouldn't be very cool of me
to kick out one of Sean's oldest friends.

954
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,208
♪ And then the words,
they come to you... ♪

955
00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:05,791
Hey, babe.

956
00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:08,958
Uh, Ev and Michelle are about to take off.
You want to come say bye?

957
00:50:09,041 --> 00:50:10,916
No, I'll see them tomorrow.

958
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,291
We're kind of in the middle of something.

959
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:14,625
♪ And when they fight, they fight... ♪

960
00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:16,958
Okay. Cool.

961
00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:20,416
Wait, actually,
can you grab us some drinks?

962
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,333
- Yeah, sure, okay.
- And shots.

963
00:50:22,416 --> 00:50:23,958
Wait, you'll do a shot with me, right?

964
00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,250
- I love shots. Let's do some shots.
- Yeah, shots.

965
00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:28,083
- Shots.
- Thank you.

966
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,500
Yeah.

967
00:50:32,416 --> 00:50:34,333
- Mmm.
- Mm-hmm.

968
00:50:34,416 --> 00:50:39,125
So, what was that you were saying about
this being your last show?

969
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,625
Uh, well, the girls are in Seattle.

970
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,000
And I live here now.

971
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,666
That must be hard.

972
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:48,250
Yeah, I mean...

973
00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:51,916
♪ To 22 years old ♪

974
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,666
♪ There must be someone up above... ♪

975
00:50:56,750 --> 00:51:01,125
Wh-Why are you just staring at me?

976
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,916
What the fuck is happening right now?

977
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,083
Sorry.

978
00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:05,708
- It must be the shots.
- Mm-hmm.

979
00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:09,458
Um, but, like, how long have
you guys been playing together?

980
00:51:09,541 --> 00:51:12,375
Uh, about five years.

981
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:14,208
I mean, don't get me wrong,
it was a blast.

982
00:51:14,291 --> 00:51:15,666
We saw the world.

983
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:18,041
We opened for some really cool people.

984
00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:21,500
But touring's not a easy way to live.

985
00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:27,000
God, I just can't imagine going from that
to living in Leavenworth.

986
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,833
- That's got to be an adjustment.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

987
00:51:28,916 --> 00:51:31,791
I mean, we're living on
the same plot of land as Sean's parents.

988
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:33,458
Yeah, how much convincing did that take?

989
00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:37,666
I know that's why you guys broke up.

990
00:51:39,125 --> 00:51:40,333
But I like it here.

991
00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:43,416
I like being close to his family.

992
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,250
♪ You got to come on up,
you got to hold on... ♪

993
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:50,750
Speaking of, uh, I don't think I've had
a chance to meet anyone from your family.

994
00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:55,208
I don't know
what I expected to happen,

995
00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:57,083
but knowing that she was there
after all this time

996
00:51:57,166 --> 00:52:00,583
the fucking week
that I'm getting married, I just...

997
00:52:00,666 --> 00:52:02,000
I don't know, I had to see her.

998
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:04,666
- I get that, but did you have to kiss her?
- Mm.

999
00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:06,791
I am telling you, man,
she kissed me, okay?

1000
00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:10,250
- -And I know it sounds like a c...
- I know it sounds like a cop-out.

1001
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:12,041
I fucked up.

1002
00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:15,583
Now... look,
now they're over there together,

1003
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,833
talking about who-knows-what.

1004
00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:21,041
All right.

1005
00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:24,625
So, uh, what are you gonna do about Ally?

1006
00:52:27,750 --> 00:52:31,125
♪ So, bless my heart... ♪

1007
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:34,791
I don't know.

1008
00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:36,250
Holy sh... You're considering this?

1009
00:52:36,333 --> 00:52:38,250
No, I'm not considering this.

1010
00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:39,791
Okay, because that was a long pause.

1011
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:43,750
You just misread the moment.
I was just concentrating on this shot.

1012
00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:49,625
♪ Yeah, you got to get back up... ♪

1013
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:52,333
So your parents don't even know
you're getting married?

1014
00:52:52,416 --> 00:52:53,791
No. Fuck them.

1015
00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,416
They would make
this whole thing a nightmare.

1016
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:59,250
They'd just be so happy to see
that I didn't end up with a woman.

1017
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:01,000
Sorry, I didn't mean to sound judgy.

1018
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:03,875
It's just...
Knowing how Sean is about family?

1019
00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:07,166
Trust me, we have had it out
many times over this.

1020
00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,333
And I get it.

1021
00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:11,666
It's-it's triggering for him,
not knowing his birth parents.

1022
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:12,916
But...

1023
00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:18,583
It's like no matter how much
I express my hatred for my parents,

1024
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:22,916
he just keeps telling me how much
I'm gonna regret not having them here.

1025
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,583
So what did you do?

1026
00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:29,583
I told him
it was their choice not to come.

1027
00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:34,250
- Hey, Cass.
- Hmm?

1028
00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:36,166
Uh, I think it's time for you
to take your man home.

1029
00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,583
- He's about to pick a fight with the pool table.
- Ah.

1030
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:42,583
Fuck.

1031
00:53:42,666 --> 00:53:44,708
Baby, let's get out of here!

1032
00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:47,083
I want to go home
and take advantage of you.

1033
00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:52,750
It was nice talking to you.

1034
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,458
You, too.

1035
00:53:54,541 --> 00:53:56,833
I guess I'll see you tomorrow?

1036
00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:59,250
Uh-huh.

1037
00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:01,625
♪ Be the biggest star in sight... ♪

1038
00:54:03,583 --> 00:54:05,208
Okay.

1039
00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:10,666
Mm-hmm. That was a good one.

1040
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,375
That was a good one.

1041
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,333
Okay, where is everyone meeting tomorrow
and what time?

1042
00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:17,291
You've lost your mind.

1043
00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:19,375
Did you see that look she just gave me?

1044
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:21,291
Pulling that flirty shit with Sean
in front of my face?

1045
00:54:21,375 --> 00:54:22,916
She's challenging me.

1046
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,791
Yeah, pretty crazy to show your fiancé
that kind of affection.

1047
00:54:25,875 --> 00:54:27,458
Whose side are you on?

1048
00:54:27,541 --> 00:54:29,250
Oh, come on.
Don't put me in the middle of this.

1049
00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:30,958
This has been really fun having you here.

1050
00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:33,666
It's been a great surprise,
but shit gets real tomorrow.

1051
00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:37,000
Exactly, and they're counting on me
to be there to film it all.

1052
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:41,833
Okay, whatever. You think I can't
get the info from anyone else here?

1053
00:54:41,916 --> 00:54:44,125
Yo, Jer!

1054
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,125
Yo. What's up, A-dog?

1055
00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:49,041
You want to ping-pong
some rhymes back and forth?

1056
00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:51,333
Maybe. Just come here.

1057
00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:53,541
Coming.

1058
00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:54,750
What's up?

1059
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,791
I lost my itinerary for the weekend.

1060
00:54:56,875 --> 00:54:58,458
Can you remind me
where we're all meeting up tomorrow?

1061
00:54:58,541 --> 00:55:00,083
Yeah, you just go to the wedding website.

1062
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:01,833
It's Pornhub.com.

1063
00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:04,875
I'm kidding.

1064
00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:07,833
Don't... don't tell Mel I said that.

1065
00:55:07,916 --> 00:55:09,458
She doesn't like that stuff.

1066
00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:10,916
This guy gets it. Boom!

1067
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,791
Okay, one sec.

1068
00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:18,083
Pretty fucking cute.

1069
00:55:18,166 --> 00:55:20,458
- What's cute?
- Nothing.

1070
00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:22,291
Listen, I need you to find
some people for me,

1071
00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:25,791
an older couple in Seattle,
probably in their 60s.

1072
00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:28,166
The parents of Cassidy Rivers.

1073
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:30,833
Oh, fuck me, they're getting married
at the Alderwood?

1074
00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:31,916
What's happening?

1075
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,500
I'm gonna forward you an itinerary.

1076
00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:36,541
- I need you to get it to this couple ASAP.
- On it.

1077
00:55:37,791 --> 00:55:39,375
Shit, what am I doing?

1078
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:41,791
- You know what? Don't send that.
- Oh, guess what.

1079
00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:44,791
There might be some interest
in a new season of the show.

1080
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:47,041
Wait, what? What are you talking about?

1081
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:49,541
So, my friend started working
at this new streaming service,

1082
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:51,333
and I told her that the show got canceled.

1083
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:54,166
- Oh, great, tell the whole town.
- Sorry. I'm so sorry.

1084
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,958
But she then... she mentioned it
to her boss, who got, like, really excited

1085
00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:58,791
and wants to hop on the phone
with you tomorrow

1086
00:55:58,875 --> 00:56:00,333
'cause they're, like,
desperate for content,

1087
00:56:00,416 --> 00:56:03,416
and maybe they could save the show.

1088
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,125
Sorry if I overstepped my bounds.

1089
00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:08,000
No, no, no, no. It's good, it's good.
Uh, just let me think.

1090
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:12,833
It looks like I'll have some time tomorrow
before the wedding rehearsal.

1091
00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:14,500
Let's set the call for 4:00 p.m.

1092
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:16,208
Who's getting married?

1093
00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:18,083
- Sean's getting married?
- Jesus!

1094
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:22,083
You know, I knew he was dating
that sweet little punk rock girl,

1095
00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:25,458
but I-I didn't realize
they were so serious.

1096
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:28,041
- You know...
- Mom, do you need something?

1097
00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:31,500
No, I-I just heard you from the other room
and thought I'd check in.

1098
00:56:31,583 --> 00:56:35,041
I haven't seen you for more than
two minutes since you been home.

1099
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,458
It was a pretty significant two minutes.

1100
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,666
I know. I'm sorry.

1101
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,375
I-I really do want to visit with you,

1102
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:46,125
but first I have to leave town for this,
just for a couple days.

1103
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:48,208
Okay.

1104
00:56:48,291 --> 00:56:49,875
O-Okay, okay, yeah.

1105
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:53,166
Um, have a fun time,
and I'll see you when you get back.

1106
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:56,291
Definitely. I'm all yours when I'm back.

1107
00:56:57,208 --> 00:57:00,583
Is, uh... everything all right?

1108
00:57:01,666 --> 00:57:03,000
Yeah. Why?

1109
00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:08,166
I just... you know, if you ever
want to talk, I'm... I'm here.

1110
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,916
I know.

1111
00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:14,625
Well...

1112
00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:17,583
- Actually, Mom?
- Hmm?

1113
00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:20,125
Do you have any dresses I could borrow?

1114
00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:25,291
Oh, well... there's a bunch
of your old stuff in your closet.

1115
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:27,208
Oh, perfect.

1116
00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,541
Thanks.

1117
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,375
Hey.

1118
00:57:42,458 --> 00:57:44,500
Hey. Nice to see you again.

1119
00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:45,791
Yeah, you, too.

1120
00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:48,375
Should be a fun weekend.

1121
00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:55,791
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1122
00:57:57,083 --> 00:57:59,333
Peace and love.

1123
00:57:59,416 --> 00:58:01,625
Is it too booby?

1124
00:58:01,708 --> 00:58:04,791
No. It's a sensible outfit
for a wedding videographer.

1125
00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:08,541
Hey, I am full service, my friend.

1126
00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:10,375
I'm the life of the party.

1127
00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:13,166
You know, everyone seems psyched
to have me here but you.

1128
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,750
I don't know. I just...

1129
00:58:16,833 --> 00:58:19,583
I feel like I'm the one who started
this whole thing that you're doing,

1130
00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:21,916
and I see how it affects Sean.

1131
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:26,041
I-I just feel a little bad about it.

1132
00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:29,208
Benny, has he asked me to leave?

1133
00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:33,708
Hey, Ally, nice dress.

1134
00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:35,208
Hey.

1135
00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:38,416
- It's too booby.
- It's a little booby.

1136
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,291
- But in a good way.
- Yeah.

1137
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:52,333
♪ First time I saw you,
you were sitting in my kitchen ♪

1138
00:58:52,416 --> 00:58:57,500
♪ After I talked to you,
my love life was itchin' ♪

1139
00:58:57,583 --> 00:59:00,291
♪ There's something about you ♪

1140
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:05,208
♪ There's something good about you ♪

1141
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,041
♪ I think I love you, baby... ♪

1142
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:11,708
All right, everyone, listen up!

1143
00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:12,833
Oh, it's Jojo time.

1144
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:16,833
Gentlemen, you'll change
and head straight to golf.

1145
00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:20,166
And, ladies, the first spa appointments
are in half an hour.

1146
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,291
Ooh!

1147
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:23,291
Let's have a fun weekend!

1148
00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:26,375
Yeah! Whoo!

1149
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:29,125
- Shit.
- Have fun with the ladies.

1150
00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:35,458
Shoot, Jojo, I don't have an appointment.

1151
00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:37,916
Maybe I should just
join the guys for the day.

1152
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,666
Ally, I spent a fortune on this place.

1153
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:43,083
They're gonna give us
whatever we damn well please.

1154
00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:44,208
Come on.

1155
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,833
They have a great steam room.

1156
00:59:51,416 --> 00:59:54,916
It would just break my heart
if that was really our last show.

1157
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Yeah.
I mean, is this really what you want?

1158
00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:00,750
Hey.

1159
01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:03,500
Hey, it's the imposter.

1160
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,333
- You guys were so great last night.
- Thanks.

1161
01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:14,375
- Um...
- Jules? Cyrina?

1162
01:00:16,583 --> 01:00:18,083
- You good?
- Yeah.

1163
01:00:18,166 --> 01:00:21,250
- Okay. Just think about what we were saying.
- Mm-hmm.

1164
01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:34,875
Sorry if I was interrupting something.

1165
01:00:38,916 --> 01:00:41,250
Was it about the band?

1166
01:00:43,041 --> 01:00:46,125
They think you're choosing Sean
over your work?

1167
01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:52,333
I know you probably don't care
about my opinion,

1168
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:56,083
but I've literally been
in your exact position.

1169
01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:57,750
With the same guy.

1170
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,166
And?

1171
01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:10,708
I wanted to make docs,
and the opportunities were in L.A.

1172
01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:15,416
It's like Sean had this whole idea
of what he wanted his life to look like.

1173
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:20,333
It was all planned out,
but then there was no room for my plans.

1174
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:24,625
You have no regrets?

1175
01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:29,250
I'm happier than ever.

1176
01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:38,125
I saw how emotional you were
at the start of the show last night.

1177
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:40,333
You can't ignore those feelings.

1178
01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:47,041
I can't go lay down
for an hour right now.

1179
01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:48,708
You smoke weed?

1180
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:52,166
Hmm?

1181
01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,291
Mm-hmm.

1182
01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:56,166
So this is when we were
touring with Sleater-Kinney, right?

1183
01:01:56,250 --> 01:02:01,625
So, the curtains open up, and
it's the three of us onstage fully nude,

1184
01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:04,125
doing our best Robin Wright
<i>Forrest Gump</i> impersonation.

1185
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:06,250
- No.
- Yeah, and Cyrina... hold on.

1186
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:08,708
Cyrina was going through
her hipster phase at the time,

1187
01:02:08,791 --> 01:02:11,291
where all she was playing
was the triangle.

1188
01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:13,000
So there was not much to hide behind.

1189
01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:16,541
Oh, man.

1190
01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:17,875
Oh!

1191
01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:20,750
I used to do stuff like that all the time.

1192
01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,583
Weren't you, like, a nudist?

1193
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:25,833
I was. Yes.

1194
01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:27,250
That's cool.

1195
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,500
Yeah, yeah.

1196
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:31,958
I used to, you know, really go all out
for the things I believed in.

1197
01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:35,208
I didn't give a shit.
I just did what I wanted.

1198
01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:37,125
And that's exactly what I'm talking about.

1199
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:38,666
You can't give that up.

1200
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:41,416
I mean, I wish I didn't have to.

1201
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:43,041
But...

1202
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:46,000
I love Sean, and like you said,

1203
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:48,833
he has this idea
of what his life should be.

1204
01:02:55,166 --> 01:02:57,083
We, um...

1205
01:02:57,166 --> 01:02:59,500
actually thought that I was pregnant.

1206
01:03:00,791 --> 01:03:04,250
It's kind of why we got engaged
in the first place.

1207
01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:06,958
It was super impulsive.

1208
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:11,041
And then we found out
that I wasn't, and...

1209
01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:13,583
we never talked about it again.

1210
01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:18,500
Like... if we still wanted
to get married or...

1211
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:20,416
wait or...

1212
01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:23,958
I don't know.

1213
01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:27,333
I don't know.

1214
01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,625
- Fuck.
- That counts.

1215
01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:41,375
You want to talk about it?

1216
01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:47,250
It's just... not how I thought
I would feel the day before my wedding.

1217
01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:50,625
I don't get it, man.
You're crazy about Cassidy.

1218
01:03:50,708 --> 01:03:52,791
I mean, a couple months ago, you thought
you were gonna have a kid with her.

1219
01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:54,250
And I'd never seen you so excited.

1220
01:03:54,333 --> 01:03:56,625
I was. I mean, I am.

1221
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,416
It just...

1222
01:03:59,583 --> 01:04:02,208
...feels like she's been pulling away.

1223
01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:04,041
Okay, what do you mean?

1224
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:07,083
Like...

1225
01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:08,791
I don't know,
when we thought she was pregnant,

1226
01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:11,375
we decided she would stop touring.

1227
01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:14,541
You know, essentially quit the band
and stay home and be a mom,

1228
01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:16,541
but now I-I don't know.

1229
01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:18,625
It's like she got a glimpse
of what that life would be,

1230
01:04:18,708 --> 01:04:22,541
and she's having second thoughts
or something.

1231
01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,875
So she's saying she'd rather be
on the road than, like, try again?

1232
01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:29,000
No, she hasn't actually said that.
It's just...

1233
01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:34,625
It all feels too familiar. You know?

1234
01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:39,000
I'm just scared she'll take off
like everyone else.

1235
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:41,375
Cassidy isn't Ally.

1236
01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:44,041
I think you just need to talk to her.

1237
01:04:47,291 --> 01:04:48,833
Look, he's not wrong.

1238
01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:51,833
Being in a relationship
while on the road is fucking hard.

1239
01:04:51,916 --> 01:04:53,250
People get jealous.

1240
01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:56,208
The last two girls I dated
broke up with me because of it.

1241
01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:58,666
I get it.

1242
01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:03,125
But you can't just fully close off
one whole side of yourself.

1243
01:05:03,208 --> 01:05:04,750
That's no way to live.

1244
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,000
I mean, you chose a path,

1245
01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:11,458
and you're doing great, right?

1246
01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:17,083
Sorry, I just unloaded a lot.

1247
01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:19,458
You're really good at your job.

1248
01:05:23,291 --> 01:05:25,125
I have an idea.

1249
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,416
Just like Bagger Vance.

1250
01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:37,458
Yeah! Titties!

1251
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:41,208
- Yeah!
- Dude, come on. Hey.

1252
01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:43,250
Hey, do not be a little perv.

1253
01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:45,750
Keep your eyes on the iPad. Eyes on the...

1254
01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,083
- That's it.
- Vagina!

1255
01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:50,291
Bradley Pitt Campbell,
do not chase the naked ladies!

1256
01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:54,791
I'm in trouble.

1257
01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,583
Hey.

1258
01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:02,041
Wait, what are you doing here?

1259
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:05,500
Uh, I just wanted to spend some time with
you before everything got going tonight.

1260
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:06,750
Yeah?

1261
01:06:06,833 --> 01:06:08,166
You didn't want to finish your game?

1262
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,708
Wait, didn't I see you at the ninth hole?

1263
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:12,958
Uh, yeah.

1264
01:06:13,041 --> 01:06:15,583
Yeah, what was going on
with you and Ally out there?

1265
01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:17,000
What did it look like?

1266
01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:21,250
No, no, it just seems like
you two are, you know, really bonding.

1267
01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:23,291
She's actually really cool.

1268
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:26,916
I... I'm kind of glad she's here.

1269
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,208
Cool.

1270
01:06:28,291 --> 01:06:29,958
- What, are you jealous?
- No.

1271
01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:31,666
Well, don't worry.

1272
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:34,291
I much prefer being naked with you.

1273
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:42,625
You okay?

1274
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,000
Yeah.

1275
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:47,791
Yeah, I just, uh... I wanted to talk
to you, you know, just check in.

1276
01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:50,166
Okay, what do you want to talk about?

1277
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:52,791
I don't know.

1278
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:55,916
Um... how are you feeling?

1279
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,250
Kinda horny.

1280
01:06:58,333 --> 01:06:59,458
I'm serious.

1281
01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:01,958
I feel great. I feel great.

1282
01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:04,541
Why? How are you feeling?

1283
01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:08,458
Yeah. Good. I feel great. Yeah.

1284
01:07:08,541 --> 01:07:11,500
Great. Then where were we?

1285
01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:18,041
You know what? I'm sorry.

1286
01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:22,083
I just... I feel a little gross,
and I want to take a quick shower.

1287
01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:23,833
- Okay.
- Cool?

1288
01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:26,500
- Yeah.
- All right.

1289
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:29,166
I will, uh... I'll be right back.

1290
01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,958
Okay.

1291
01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,541
Good, good, good.
Clap it, pap it... pop it, pop it.

1292
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,333
All right, you win, again.

1293
01:07:45,416 --> 01:07:48,000
I got to go. I got to go.

1294
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:54,000
Okay, this is all happening because
they thought they were pregnant?

1295
01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:56,000
Why didn't you tell me?

1296
01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:58,625
'Cause I'm not a shitty friend.

1297
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:03,166
- So, what, she told you?
- Yeah.

1298
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:06,750
Wow. Lot more going on between you two
than just naked frolicking.

1299
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:09,500
I was stoned, okay?

1300
01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:13,333
And somehow
we started bonding over nudity.

1301
01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:16,041
I... It all weirdly felt like
a natural progression.

1302
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:17,208
Mm-hmm.

1303
01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:20,666
And I heard you're setting up some kind of
interview station after dinner now?

1304
01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:23,250
I thought it would be nice
to cut to talking heads during the video.

1305
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:24,416
I don't know.

1306
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,833
I told you she was cool.

1307
01:08:27,916 --> 01:08:30,333
Okay, you're right. She's great.

1308
01:08:30,416 --> 01:08:33,500
She actually reminds me
a lot of me at that age.

1309
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:35,250
But I don't know.

1310
01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:38,083
It's like Sean is trying to get back
this thing that we had

1311
01:08:38,166 --> 01:08:40,583
but with someone else, and...

1312
01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:43,458
it just feels like
maybe they did rush into all this.

1313
01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:48,625
Ally, just don't hurt him again.

1314
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:52,041
Okay, everyone,

1315
01:08:52,125 --> 01:08:54,208
let's do the damn thing!

1316
01:08:54,291 --> 01:08:56,291
It's Jojo time.

1317
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:03,583
We'll start with the kids, okay?

1318
01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:04,875
Walk towards me.

1319
01:09:05,958 --> 01:09:07,250
Wonderful.

1320
01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:10,208
♪ Well, it ain't no use
to sit and wonder why, babe... ♪

1321
01:09:12,083 --> 01:09:13,708
Okay, keep it coming.

1322
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:16,208
Hey!

1323
01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:18,541
- Okay.
- Jeremy, sweetheart.

1324
01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,750
♪ It'll never do somehow ♪

1325
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,958
- Jeremy.
- Okay.

1326
01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:27,166
Okay.

1327
01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:29,458
♪ At the break of dawn... ♪

1328
01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:32,541
And then the beautiful bride.

1329
01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:34,458
♪ And I'll be gone ♪

1330
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:38,250
♪ You're the reason I'm a-traveling on ♪

1331
01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:41,708
♪ But don't think twice, it's all right. ♪

1332
01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:55,333
Shit.

1333
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,625
Hi. Um, so
they've been waiting for a while, but...

1334
01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:02,416
- Hey, yeah, just patch me in.
- Yeah, okay.

1335
01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:04,875
All right, and then, uh,

1336
01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:08,625
this handsome young man
is gonna have a little talk from me,

1337
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,000
and, uh... Oh.

1338
01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:13,166
And then, uh, Cassidy,
I'm gonna say some words to you,

1339
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,583
and then I'll open the floor
to both of you.

1340
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,000
All right.

1341
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,166
- We should all be on now.
- You know what?

1342
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,375
I'm actually not in a good service area.

1343
01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:25,541
Kayla, can you take the lead on this?

1344
01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:27,166
Wait, what?

1345
01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:40,583
All right, all right, settle down.

1346
01:10:40,666 --> 01:10:42,958
I know you're all excited
to hear from the Jer-meister,

1347
01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:44,500
but quiet down, quiet down.

1348
01:10:44,583 --> 01:10:46,958
That's my girl.

1349
01:10:47,041 --> 01:10:51,125
As Michael Scott
from <i>The Office </i>might say,

1350
01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,000
Marriage!

1351
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:57,375
Marriage is what brings us together today.

1352
01:10:59,916 --> 01:11:01,625
Ugh. Sorry.

1353
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,833
- Uh...
- You got this, baby!

1354
01:11:07,916 --> 01:11:11,875
I... I'm just so happy
that you get to experience

1355
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:14,125
what it's like to build your own family.

1356
01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:20,416
Yeah, so as I was saying,

1357
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:21,750
Marriage!

1358
01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,208
♪ Now I'm teaching you how to rap ♪

1359
01:11:26,291 --> 01:11:28,541
♪ These sick-ass chinos
are from The Gap. ♪

1360
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:31,333
You just keep rhyming.
Just any word that rhymes.

1361
01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:34,291
- Yeah.
- ♪ I'm so glad to be with you ♪

1362
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:40,541
♪ I feel that urge coming on... ♪

1363
01:11:40,625 --> 01:11:43,541
Hey, are you gonna do those interviews
for the wedding video?

1364
01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:46,458
Uh, yeah, I was gonna
get those going in a little bit.

1365
01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:48,458
No, no, no, no,
I'm in an active blackout right now,

1366
01:11:48,541 --> 01:11:52,208
and this is when I'm at my most honest,
so let's go, let's go. Come on.

1367
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,416
Hey, everyone,
don't forget to do your interview!

1368
01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:04,250
That was great, you guys.

1369
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:08,291
Jo, you're kind of stealing
some of my thunder here.

1370
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,458
Save it for tomorrow.

1371
01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:12,125
I'm just really happy.

1372
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:17,375
- Good night, Ally.
- Night, Jo.

1373
01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:23,083
Oh, geez.

1374
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:27,500
You, uh...

1375
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:29,333
you got one more in you?

1376
01:12:29,416 --> 01:12:31,250
Of course.

1377
01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:33,666
You know,
I'm, uh, I'm used to it from my dad,

1378
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,416
but I haven't seen my mom
that emotional in a long time.

1379
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:38,750
You know, they can't stop
talking about you.

1380
01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:42,000
Actually, everyone's raving about you.

1381
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,583
Especially little Brad.

1382
01:12:44,666 --> 01:12:48,041
Aw. Am I his first boobs and bush?

1383
01:12:50,041 --> 01:12:54,500
Okay, so, uh, how do we... do this?

1384
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:57,416
Okay, well...

1385
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,250
tell me a little about
the bride and groom.

1386
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:02,000
I'm serious.

1387
01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:04,041
What made you fall in love with her?

1388
01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,541
You don't like her.

1389
01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:15,666
- I like her.
- Really?

1390
01:13:17,708 --> 01:13:20,041
Yeah.

1391
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,000
She, um...

1392
01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:24,958
she kind of reminds me
of somebody I used to know.

1393
01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,875
Yeah, me, too.

1394
01:13:34,666 --> 01:13:37,833
So, tell me...

1395
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:40,291
what made you fall in love with her?

1396
01:13:42,666 --> 01:13:44,458
She's...

1397
01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:48,625
...spontaneous.

1398
01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:51,958
She's artistic.

1399
01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:55,750
She makes me laugh.

1400
01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:01,833
She looks beautiful tonight.

1401
01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:13,041
Ally, I...

1402
01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,791
Excuse me.

1403
01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:16,583
Is this the Rivers-Campbell dinner?

1404
01:14:16,666 --> 01:14:18,958
Uh, yeah.

1405
01:14:19,041 --> 01:14:21,250
I mean, dinner is over, though.
I'm-I'm Sean Campbell, the groom.

1406
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,875
- Can I help you?
- I think you can.

1407
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,375
We're Cassidy's parents.

1408
01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:26,750
I'm Mike. This is my wife Teresa.

1409
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:29,125
Oh, my... oh, my God.

1410
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:32,500
I, um... I'm-I'm so excited
to meet you guys.

1411
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:35,625
- I didn't think you could make it.
- Well, it was pretty short notice.

1412
01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:37,500
Well, you're a man.

1413
01:14:37,583 --> 01:14:39,708
That's a step in the right direction.

1414
01:14:39,791 --> 01:14:41,791
What?

1415
01:14:41,875 --> 01:14:45,416
Uh, it's just that, you know,
some lesbians have butch names like Sean,

1416
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:47,333
so we didn't know.

1417
01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:51,375
Is my daughter here?

1418
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:53,208
Yeah.

1419
01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:55,291
Uh, yeah, let me grab her for you.

1420
01:14:59,208 --> 01:15:02,666
So you guys just got the invite or...?

1421
01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,583
Just yesterday. Yeah.

1422
01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:07,333
An email from someone we don't even know.

1423
01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:08,541
Thought it was spam.

1424
01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:11,375
What a way to discover
your daughter's getting married.

1425
01:15:13,916 --> 01:15:17,375
Okay, so you're just not gonna tell me?

1426
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:23,333
You did this?

1427
01:15:23,416 --> 01:15:24,666
- What? No, I thought you...
- God, Jesus Christ.

1428
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,333
How many times have we had this conversation?
- No...

1429
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:28,375
- Here we go.
- Cassidy, control yourself.

1430
01:15:28,458 --> 01:15:30,708
No, you do not get to tell me anything.

1431
01:15:30,791 --> 01:15:32,166
We didn't come all this way
to get berated.

1432
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:34,083
I didn't want you to come here at all.

1433
01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:37,708
Look, I told you
nothing would be different.

1434
01:15:37,791 --> 01:15:40,083
Just so you know,
your mother had to drag me here.

1435
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:42,166
And wow.

1436
01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:45,541
The two of you are just
the picture of marital bliss.

1437
01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,041
Let's go.

1438
01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:51,666
Let's go.

1439
01:15:57,083 --> 01:15:59,791
Everything is about you and what you want.

1440
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:02,083
I...

1441
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:04,458
I can't do this for the rest of my life.

1442
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,166
Higher!

1443
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,541
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-oh.

1444
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,625
- I should go.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1445
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,416
Just a second.

1446
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:35,625
- What did you do?
- Something bad.

1447
01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:38,208
Jesus, Ally, this has gone way too far.

1448
01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:40,041
I know. I'm done.

1449
01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:41,875
I'm stopping now.

1450
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:52,041
♪ At the hotel ♪

1451
01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:54,750
♪ Feeling motel ♪

1452
01:16:54,833 --> 01:16:56,916
- ♪ Treating me like ♪
- ♪ What's your hurry baby? ♪

1453
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,208
♪ I'm for sale... ♪

1454
01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,166
Yes?

1455
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,375
Um, oh, my God.
I mean, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1456
01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:06,166
Jesus, Kayla, breathe. What's going on?

1457
01:17:06,250 --> 01:17:08,458
They're in! They want to do the show!

1458
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,083
- What?
- I know! I don't know.

1459
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,750
Like, I guess they kind of liked
my pitch or something, and so...

1460
01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:15,916
I just... I blacked out.
Honestly, I don't really remember.

1461
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:20,041
But they want to hop into creative
top of next week, and it's happening.

1462
01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:21,666
Wow.

1463
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:23,291
It's amazing.

1464
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:27,250
Are you freaking out?
I'm kind of freaking out.

1465
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,000
Totally freaking out.

1466
01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:31,083
Um...

1467
01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,333
Really great work, Kayla.

1468
01:17:37,166 --> 01:17:38,625
- Kayla?
- I don't know.

1469
01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,916
Like, you're my best friend.

1470
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,208
Okay, I'm-I'm gonna hang up now.

1471
01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:45,708
Yeah, I have to go, too.

1472
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:48,166
♪ Getting motel ♪

1473
01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:49,958
- ♪ Treating me like ♪
- ♪ Treating me like... ♪

1474
01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,125
Hey.

1475
01:18:00,208 --> 01:18:01,625
Hey.

1476
01:18:02,625 --> 01:18:05,125
How'd it go with Cassidy?

1477
01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:10,375
Well, she, uh, locked me out of our room.

1478
01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:15,041
Which led to
a nice little fight through the door.

1479
01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,541
She said we're done. It's over.

1480
01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:19,791
Oh, man.

1481
01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:23,041
Can I come in?

1482
01:18:24,958 --> 01:18:26,875
I just...

1483
01:18:26,958 --> 01:18:29,291
I just need someone to talk to.

1484
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,250
It's just fucking crazy.

1485
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:51,708
She told me that she had invited
her parents and that they couldn't come.

1486
01:18:51,791 --> 01:18:54,375
Like, we talked about it many times.

1487
01:18:54,458 --> 01:18:56,208
Why would she lie about it
in the first place?

1488
01:18:56,291 --> 01:18:57,583
And now she's turning it on me

1489
01:18:57,666 --> 01:19:01,500
and using it as some excuse
to, like, run or something.

1490
01:19:03,791 --> 01:19:06,083
I'm sorry, Sean.

1491
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:08,666
I really messed things up.

1492
01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:10,208
Ah, it's not your fault.

1493
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:13,458
Uh...

1494
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:17,083
Truth is I feel like
I should be thanking you.

1495
01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:19,666
For what?

1496
01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:21,666
For just, like...

1497
01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:24,666
...being here.

1498
01:19:26,041 --> 01:19:28,291
And helping me see that maybe...

1499
01:19:31,208 --> 01:19:33,166
...I rushed into all of this.

1500
01:19:36,875 --> 01:19:38,375
Hey.

1501
01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:43,041
It's all right.

1502
01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:55,875
Fuck.

1503
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:59,500
We could have avoided
wasting a big chunk of our lives.

1504
01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:06,250
I wouldn't say I wasted those years.

1505
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:09,791
No, I-I know. That's not what I...

1506
01:20:09,875 --> 01:20:13,166
It's more like what you said
the other day about how,

1507
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:15,666
you know, you just chose the wrong thing.

1508
01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:22,750
Okay, but I wouldn't say
my time in L.A. was meaningless.

1509
01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:26,583
I did have my own show for three years.

1510
01:20:26,666 --> 01:20:28,791
Right, yeah, exactly.

1511
01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:30,416
It's just...

1512
01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:34,208
It's over now, so...

1513
01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,666
Actually, it-it might not be.

1514
01:20:43,666 --> 01:20:45,583
What does that mean?

1515
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:48,625
They picked up the show
for another season.

1516
01:20:53,666 --> 01:20:55,625
Of course.

1517
01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:57,500
What?

1518
01:20:59,750 --> 01:21:02,666
This is classic you.

1519
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:06,291
That's not true.

1520
01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:08,583
I just, I...

1521
01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:11,416
So...

1522
01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:15,333
...why are you still here?

1523
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,166
I don't know.

1524
01:21:24,541 --> 01:21:28,500
I don't think I'm ever gonna be
who you need me to be.

1525
01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:31,333
Oh, come on, I never asked you
to be anything but yourself.

1526
01:21:31,416 --> 01:21:33,750
Yes, you did.

1527
01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:35,625
And now you're doing
the same thing to her.

1528
01:21:35,708 --> 01:21:37,250
You want her to change
her whole life for you.

1529
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,541
No, don't-don't do that.

1530
01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:40,958
Okay? You don't even know her.

1531
01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:43,333
I know that she's scared
to tell you the truth.

1532
01:21:43,416 --> 01:21:46,541
She's-she's terrified
you won't take her for who she really is.

1533
01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:48,666
That's not... You have no idea
what we've been going through.

1534
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,625
Okay? And just 'cause
you didn't want this life doesn't...

1535
01:21:50,708 --> 01:21:52,750
She doesn't want to give up the band!

1536
01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:56,125
You can't make her do that
because that's what's best for you!

1537
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:00,125
So, what?

1538
01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:02,166
You just came here
to blow up my fucking life?

1539
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,458
- Again?
- No.

1540
01:22:03,541 --> 01:22:05,166
Is that what this is?
Is that why you came?

1541
01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:07,083
- You came to see me at the bar, okay?
- Oh, my God.

1542
01:22:07,166 --> 01:22:10,458
You know, I cannot believe
that I let you in my head.

1543
01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:13,250
You know what? Go back to your sad,
pathetic little game show

1544
01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:17,208
where you manipulate people into saying
and doing exactly what you want from them.

1545
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:18,916
Yeah.

1546
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,208
Because that's your whole life.

1547
01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:23,833
None of it's real.

1548
01:22:23,916 --> 01:22:26,833
But it's real fucking people
you're hurting.

1549
01:22:53,166 --> 01:22:55,958
I don't want to fucking talk to you!

1550
01:22:56,041 --> 01:22:58,750
Uh, it's me, Ally.

1551
01:23:00,250 --> 01:23:03,583
I have something I need to say to you.
It's kind of important.

1552
01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:11,208
What?

1553
01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:13,000
Say it.

1554
01:23:13,083 --> 01:23:17,250
Is it, uh... is it okay if I come in?

1555
01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:26,083
God, this is so fucked-up!

1556
01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:28,375
- I know.
- No! No, you don't.

1557
01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:29,833
This.

1558
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:32,250
You in my bridal suite
the night before my wedding.

1559
01:23:33,916 --> 01:23:35,833
I know that you still love him.

1560
01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:38,541
I know that's why
you came here this weekend.

1561
01:23:41,041 --> 01:23:42,541
Okay, you're-you're not wrong.

1562
01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:47,666
That was why I came here, but h... he...

1563
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,291
Look, my work life is shit.

1564
01:24:12,375 --> 01:24:15,875
It's not the amazing picture
I painted earlier.

1565
01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:19,875
Somewhere along the way, I got pretty lost

1566
01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:25,083
and hung my entire self-worth
on a show called <i>Dessert Island.</i>

1567
01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:28,333
It's so stupid.

1568
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:33,833
So when I came home and saw Sean,
I-I thought he might be the answer.

1569
01:24:35,166 --> 01:24:39,625
But... then meeting you,

1570
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:43,541
seeing how fucking cool you are,
how well you know yourself,

1571
01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:46,583
how passionate you are about your music,

1572
01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:52,000
it just... it breaks my heart
that you would give that up.

1573
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:55,583
You reminded me
how important that spark is.

1574
01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:58,083
I wish I still had that kind of passion.

1575
01:24:58,166 --> 01:25:02,916
And... and you can't just let it die.

1576
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,541
Not for some guy.

1577
01:25:04,625 --> 01:25:05,958
Not for anything.

1578
01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:08,875
You are incredible.

1579
01:25:08,958 --> 01:25:13,541
And you deserve somebody who sees that,
who really sees that,

1580
01:25:13,625 --> 01:25:16,666
and who loves you for all of you.

1581
01:26:16,041 --> 01:26:17,416
Babe?

1582
01:26:19,416 --> 01:26:21,958
Babe, I can hear you. Can you...

1583
01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:24,041
Can you just please let me in?

1584
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,375
You know what? You're right.

1585
01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:34,583
I don't deserve anything
from you right now.

1586
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,125
Babe, I'm so sorry.

1587
01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:42,500
You know, for a lot of things.

1588
01:26:42,583 --> 01:26:46,958
I know I haven't...
I haven't been myself lately.

1589
01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:50,083
Especially these last few days,
and, you know, I can only...

1590
01:26:51,583 --> 01:26:56,250
...imagine how that's made you feel
about this whole thing and about me.

1591
01:26:58,208 --> 01:27:00,791
It's made me feel like
you're a fucking asshole.

1592
01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:03,708
Yeah, that's true.

1593
01:27:03,791 --> 01:27:08,791
But, you know, Cass, I-I don't,
I don't want to be that person anymore.

1594
01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:10,333
I don't want to hold you back.

1595
01:27:10,416 --> 01:27:12,916
And I don't want to make you think
you can't tell me how you're feeling.

1596
01:27:14,958 --> 01:27:16,708
The band.

1597
01:27:18,291 --> 01:27:20,708
I don't want to stop playing music.

1598
01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:22,875
And I'm gonna keep touring.

1599
01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:25,541
Yeah, I-I think you should.

1600
01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:27,666
Really?

1601
01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:31,000
It's hard to believe that
you're all of a sudden so cool with it.

1602
01:27:31,083 --> 01:27:32,666
Look, I know.

1603
01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:35,541
I know, and...

1604
01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:38,083
you know, all that was just...

1605
01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:40,750
stuff from my past.

1606
01:27:40,833 --> 01:27:43,666
You know, abandonment shit
with my birth parents and...

1607
01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:48,291
...old relationships.

1608
01:27:49,708 --> 01:27:53,333
I know I-I took it all out on you,
and I know that's not fair.

1609
01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:57,041
I don't know, I guess I thought
that you would leave me, too.

1610
01:27:59,833 --> 01:28:02,458
That the band would become
more important than us.

1611
01:28:03,833 --> 01:28:06,375
But, Cass, I...

1612
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:08,083
your music is who you are,

1613
01:28:08,166 --> 01:28:10,791
and it is a huge part of
why I fell in love with you,

1614
01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:13,000
and I don't ever want you to change that.

1615
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,875
Like, I'm the one who needs changing.

1616
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:19,958
Look, I am finally seeing clearly,
and I don't want to lose you, Cass.

1617
01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:25,625
But wait, why would you invite my parents
here after everything that I told you?

1618
01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:28,958
No, babe, babe,
I swear I had nothing to do with that.

1619
01:28:29,041 --> 01:28:30,708
I'm sorry.

1620
01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:46,833
Shit.

1621
01:28:48,375 --> 01:28:51,000
- I love you so much.
- Oh.

1622
01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:52,625
And I am...

1623
01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:54,625
I'm starting to like you a lot, too.

1624
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:09,541
I'm gonna be better for you.

1625
01:29:09,625 --> 01:29:12,083
Yeah, you are.

1626
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:16,750
But you got to go.
I got to get ready to be your wife.

1627
01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:24,791
I'm getting married today!

1628
01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:28,750
Hello! I'm getting married!

1629
01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:34,208
Um...

1630
01:29:34,291 --> 01:29:35,625
Congratulations.

1631
01:29:35,708 --> 01:29:38,791
That was a really fucked-up thing you did.

1632
01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:40,916
I know.

1633
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,875
I'm-I'm so sorry.

1634
01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:46,833
You almost ruined everything.

1635
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,250
I'm sorry.

1636
01:29:51,875 --> 01:29:53,666
I'll go.

1637
01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:59,791
Should I wait like 30 seconds?
He just left.

1638
01:30:01,416 --> 01:30:02,666
I'll be sneaky.

1639
01:30:06,416 --> 01:30:08,333
Hey.

1640
01:30:09,541 --> 01:30:12,625
I kind of hate you right now,

1641
01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:14,250
but thanks.

1642
01:30:26,791 --> 01:30:28,708
I'm getting married today.

1643
01:30:33,125 --> 01:30:35,125
And you can send the flowers up now, yeah?

1644
01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:37,000
Awesome. Thank you.

1645
01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:43,458
- Hi.
- Hi.

1646
01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:49,291
Um...

1647
01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:53,041
- I'm sorry.
- Me, too.

1648
01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:01,125
Bye, Sean.

1649
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:04,666
Bye, Ally.

1650
01:31:08,916 --> 01:31:12,375
♪ When your love has moved away ♪

1651
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:17,708
♪ You must face yourself
and you must say ♪

1652
01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:23,500
♪ I remember better days ♪

1653
01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:30,333
♪ Don't you cry 'cause she is gone ♪

1654
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,666
♪ She is only moving on ♪

1655
01:31:37,458 --> 01:31:42,000
♪ Chasing mirrors through a haze... ♪

1656
01:31:48,833 --> 01:31:51,000
Oh, God, come on!

1657
01:31:51,083 --> 01:31:53,583
Oh! Honey, you surprised us.

1658
01:31:53,666 --> 01:31:56,125
Sweetie, don't-don't go far.

1659
01:31:56,208 --> 01:31:57,958
We're almost done.

1660
01:31:58,041 --> 01:31:59,791
Okay. Go. Go, go, go.

1661
01:31:59,875 --> 01:32:01,875
Oh.

1662
01:32:10,791 --> 01:32:12,791
Mom, come in.

1663
01:32:12,875 --> 01:32:15,458
Hi.

1664
01:32:16,833 --> 01:32:20,708
I, uh, I just wanted to make sure
you were decent.

1665
01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:22,750
We're way past that.

1666
01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:26,541
Well, um, how was Sean's wedding?

1667
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:31,166
It's happening as we speak.

1668
01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:32,916
Oh.

1669
01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:36,916
Sweetie, Sean was never the guy for you.

1670
01:32:38,583 --> 01:32:41,333
I know. I know that now.

1671
01:32:41,416 --> 01:32:42,833
Oh.

1672
01:32:42,916 --> 01:32:44,875
Honey, honey.

1673
01:32:44,958 --> 01:32:47,416
Oh, honey, it'll be okay.

1674
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,666
You'll be okay.

1675
01:32:48,750 --> 01:32:51,125
No, it's not him.

1676
01:32:51,208 --> 01:32:54,416
It's just...
I don't know what to do anymore.

1677
01:32:54,500 --> 01:33:01,041
I spent so long
giving everything to this one thing,

1678
01:33:01,125 --> 01:33:07,833
and you know, I made my choices
and this is who I am now.

1679
01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:10,375
It's just...

1680
01:33:10,458 --> 01:33:14,458
maybe I don't like who I am.

1681
01:33:16,208 --> 01:33:19,125
Honey, um, do you...

1682
01:33:19,208 --> 01:33:23,083
do you remember when
you insisted on shaving your head

1683
01:33:23,166 --> 01:33:25,583
right before
your college admission interviews?

1684
01:33:25,666 --> 01:33:30,666
And I-I begged you not to,
but you-you wouldn't back down.

1685
01:33:30,750 --> 01:33:34,083
You said, "This is in solidarity
with Britney Spears.

1686
01:33:34,166 --> 01:33:36,333
"This is for women everywhere.

1687
01:33:36,416 --> 01:33:38,166
They can't touch our hair..."

1688
01:33:38,250 --> 01:33:40,166
If we don't have any.

1689
01:33:40,250 --> 01:33:42,458
Yeah, and I got into
every school I applied to.

1690
01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:44,458
Exactly.

1691
01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:47,875
You followed your heart,
not caring what the outcome would be,

1692
01:33:47,958 --> 01:33:52,791
and everyone recognized that
it was coming from a... from a pure place.

1693
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:58,791
It was refreshing
and different and, uh...

1694
01:33:58,875 --> 01:34:00,250
But it was you.

1695
01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:05,166
You just need to let go
and get back to you.

1696
01:34:05,250 --> 01:34:06,875
Who you really are.

1697
01:34:06,958 --> 01:34:10,666
It's-it's... it's not too late.

1698
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,875
Oh.

1699
01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:16,666
Oh.

1700
01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:21,625
Well, you see, this is why
I haven't been home in so long.

1701
01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:23,791
I can't hide anything from you.

1702
01:34:25,750 --> 01:34:29,166
I'm sorry if I haven't been
a very good daughter lately.

1703
01:34:30,250 --> 01:34:32,958
Oh, honey, I love you no matter what.

1704
01:34:35,375 --> 01:34:40,333
Do you want to take a walk
or go see a movie or something?

1705
01:34:40,416 --> 01:34:42,875
Yeah, I'd love that.

1706
01:34:42,958 --> 01:34:44,833
And maybe Sheldon wants to come.

1707
01:34:44,916 --> 01:34:47,500
Well, he already came twice today.

1708
01:34:47,583 --> 01:34:49,208
Jesus, Mom!

1709
01:34:52,291 --> 01:34:54,791
Hi. I'm so glad you called.

1710
01:34:54,875 --> 01:34:56,833
I'm really sorry
I got so emotional the other night.

1711
01:34:56,916 --> 01:34:58,750
Just hearing you compliment me,

1712
01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:00,708
- I felt very honored.
- It's fine.

1713
01:35:00,791 --> 01:35:04,583
Listen, Kayla, how would you feel about
taking over the show next season?

1714
01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:07,833
Wait, what? Wait. What?

1715
01:35:07,916 --> 01:35:10,250
I want you to showrun.

1716
01:35:10,333 --> 01:35:12,083
You're ready. You've earned it.

1717
01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:17,208
I'm gonna take that as a yes.

1718
01:35:26,166 --> 01:35:32,416
♪ It comes ♪

1719
01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:36,250
♪ A visible horizon ♪

1720
01:35:38,583 --> 01:35:43,125
♪ Right where it starts, it ends... ♪

1721
01:35:47,250 --> 01:35:50,000
- I'm married, bitches!
- Yeah!

1722
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:57,083
♪ It comes... ♪

1723
01:36:03,250 --> 01:36:06,333
♪ On, where it starts, it ends ♪

1724
01:36:07,583 --> 01:36:12,041
♪ Love like a sunset. ♪

1725
01:36:21,291 --> 01:36:23,916
♪ Gonna have some fun ♪

1726
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,000
♪ Go with the flow ♪

1727
01:36:26,083 --> 01:36:30,000
♪ What will happen? Nobody knows ♪

1728
01:36:30,083 --> 01:36:34,958
♪ But you're feeling good
'cause you took a long piss ♪

1729
01:36:35,041 --> 01:36:38,833
♪ And now you fucking got this ♪

1730
01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:42,458
Hey, she's, uh, feeling a little nervous
now that the cameras are set up.

1731
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,708
I have an idea.

1732
01:36:48,666 --> 01:36:52,583
We're all drawn to naturism
for different reasons.

1733
01:36:52,666 --> 01:36:55,041
I mean, some people like the freedom.

1734
01:36:55,125 --> 01:36:57,666
Others are here for
the aspect of community,

1735
01:36:57,750 --> 01:37:01,750
and some of us just like the acceptance.

1736
01:37:01,833 --> 01:37:04,250
What do you mean by that?

1737
01:37:04,333 --> 01:37:06,916
Well...

1738
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:11,916
for most of my life,
I was never comfortable in my own body.

1739
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,958
You know? I didn't want to see anyone.

1740
01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:16,416
I certainly didn't want anyone to see me.

1741
01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:19,583
And I don't just mean physically.

1742
01:37:22,375 --> 01:37:26,791
I was... pretending all the time.

1743
01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:33,250
I just didn't know how to be.

1744
01:37:36,208 --> 01:37:38,708
I totally get it.

1745
01:37:38,791 --> 01:37:43,250
It took a long time for me to learn
how to just be me.

1746
01:37:43,333 --> 01:37:46,333
Seems like you figured it out, though.

1747
01:37:46,416 --> 01:37:48,250
Yeah.

1748
01:37:48,333 --> 01:37:50,916
I found my place.

1749
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:52,458
There's no pretense here.

1750
01:37:52,541 --> 01:37:56,750
Nobody cares if you're fat
or you're skinny or you're short

1751
01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:58,875
or you have a small penis.

1752
01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:02,833
We're all just accepted for who we are.

1753
01:38:03,958 --> 01:38:06,791
And... this is me!

1754
01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:14,166
- You're amazing.
- Eh.

1755
01:38:14,250 --> 01:38:17,083
Really inspiring.

1756
01:38:17,166 --> 01:38:18,916
Aw. Come here.

1757
01:38:25,166 --> 01:38:26,750
Thank you again so much.

1758
01:38:26,833 --> 01:38:28,375
This was really lovely.

1759
01:38:28,458 --> 01:38:30,125
Roxy, have a great weekend.

1760
01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:31,750
I'll see you Monday.

1761
01:38:44,625 --> 01:38:46,708
Hey. Ally.

1762
01:38:46,791 --> 01:38:48,333
- Hey.
- Hey.

1763
01:38:48,416 --> 01:38:49,708
That was a fun one.

1764
01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:50,791
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1765
01:38:50,875 --> 01:38:53,083
- Thanks for the solidarity.
- Yeah, anytime.

1766
01:38:53,166 --> 01:38:55,916
And again, great work as always.

1767
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,458
Thanks.

1768
01:38:57,541 --> 01:39:00,000
Hey, wait, um...

1769
01:39:00,083 --> 01:39:01,416
what are you doing right now?

1770
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:03,083
Do you want to grab a drink or something?

1771
01:39:04,166 --> 01:39:06,333
Is this because you just saw
my boobs and bush?

1772
01:39:06,416 --> 01:39:09,416
No, no. That's not...

1773
01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:12,375
- I'm sorry, that's...
- No, I'm-I'm just kidding.

1774
01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:15,000
Um, I'm actually heading home
for the weekend to see my mom.

1775
01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:17,125
- Oh, that's nice. Yeah.
- But...

1776
01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:19,833
...maybe next weekend?

1777
01:39:21,458 --> 01:39:23,375
Yeah. That sounds great.

1778
01:39:24,458 --> 01:39:26,666
Great.

1779
01:39:30,541 --> 01:39:33,916
I'm gonna puke next weekend!

1780
01:39:44,416 --> 01:39:46,541
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1781
01:39:46,625 --> 01:39:49,041
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1782
01:39:49,125 --> 01:39:51,416
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo... ♪

1783
01:40:25,791 --> 01:40:27,125
♪ I'm packed and I'm holding ♪

1784
01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:29,833
♪ I'm smiling, she living,
she golden, she lives for me ♪

1785
01:40:29,916 --> 01:40:33,291
♪ Says she lives for me,
ovation, her own motivation ♪

1786
01:40:33,375 --> 01:40:36,416
♪ She comes round
and she goes down on me ♪

1787
01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:38,541
♪ And I make her smile
like a drug for you ♪

1788
01:40:38,625 --> 01:40:41,041
♪ Do ever what you want to do,
coming over you ♪

1789
01:40:41,125 --> 01:40:43,041
♪ Keep on smiling, what we go through ♪

1790
01:40:43,125 --> 01:40:45,458
♪ One stop to the rhythm
that divides you ♪

1791
01:40:45,541 --> 01:40:48,166
♪ And I speak to you
like the chorus to the verse ♪

1792
01:40:48,250 --> 01:40:50,583
♪ Chop another line
like a coda with a curse ♪

1793
01:40:50,666 --> 01:40:52,750
♪ Come on like a freak show,
takes the stage ♪

1794
01:40:52,833 --> 01:40:54,583
♪ We give them the games we play,
she say ♪

1795
01:40:54,666 --> 01:40:58,000
♪ I want something else ♪

1796
01:40:58,083 --> 01:41:00,458
♪ To get me through this ♪

1797
01:41:00,541 --> 01:41:04,000
♪ Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby ♪

1798
01:41:04,083 --> 01:41:07,125
♪ I want something else ♪

1799
01:41:07,208 --> 01:41:10,416
♪ I'm not listening when you say ♪

1800
01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:13,333
♪ Goodbye ♪

1801
01:41:13,416 --> 01:41:15,583
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1802
01:41:15,666 --> 01:41:18,125
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1803
01:41:18,208 --> 01:41:20,500
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1804
01:41:20,583 --> 01:41:22,041
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪

1805
01:41:22,125 --> 01:41:23,708
♪ The sky was gold, it was rose ♪

1806
01:41:23,791 --> 01:41:25,541
♪ I was taking sips up into my nose ♪

1807
01:41:25,625 --> 01:41:28,166
♪ And I wish I could get back there,
someplace back there ♪

1808
01:41:28,250 --> 01:41:29,708
♪ Smiling in the pictures you would take ♪

1809
01:41:29,791 --> 01:41:31,875
♪ Doing crystal meth will lift you up
until you break ♪

1810
01:41:31,958 --> 01:41:34,416
♪ It won't stop, I won't come down,
I keep stock ♪

1811
01:41:34,500 --> 01:41:36,625
♪ With a ticktock rhythm,
a bump for the drop ♪

1812
01:41:36,708 --> 01:41:38,958
♪ And then I bumped up,
I took the hit that I was given ♪

1813
01:41:39,041 --> 01:41:42,166
♪ Then I bumped again,
then I bumped again, I said ♪

1814
01:41:42,250 --> 01:41:46,375
♪ How do I get back there to the place
where I fell asleep inside you? ♪

1815
01:41:46,458 --> 01:41:50,958
♪ How do I get myself back
to the place where you said ♪

1816
01:41:51,041 --> 01:41:54,375
♪ I want something else ♪

1817
01:41:54,458 --> 01:41:56,750
♪ To get me through this ♪

1818
01:41:56,833 --> 01:42:00,416
♪ Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby ♪

1819
01:42:00,500 --> 01:42:03,541
♪ I want something else ♪

1820
01:42:03,625 --> 01:42:06,791
♪ I'm not listening when you say ♪

1821
01:42:06,875 --> 01:42:10,000
♪ Goodbye ♪

1822
01:42:10,083 --> 01:42:12,625
♪ I believe in the sand beneath my toes ♪

1823
01:42:12,708 --> 01:42:15,125
♪ The beach gives a feeling,
an earthy feeling ♪

1824
01:42:15,208 --> 01:42:17,791
♪ I believe in the faith that grows ♪

1825
01:42:17,875 --> 01:42:21,541
♪ And the four right chords
can make me cry ♪

1826
01:42:21,625 --> 01:42:24,458
♪ When I'm with you,
I feel like I could die ♪

1827
01:42:24,541 --> 01:42:28,125
♪ And that would be all right, all right ♪

1828
01:42:28,208 --> 01:42:31,541
♪ And when the plane came in,
she said she was crashing ♪

1829
01:42:31,625 --> 01:42:33,166
♪ The velvet, it rips in the city ♪

1830
01:42:33,250 --> 01:42:35,666
♪ We tripped on the urge to feel alive ♪

1831
01:42:35,750 --> 01:42:37,833
♪ But now I'm struggling to survive ♪

1832
01:42:37,916 --> 01:42:40,291
♪ Those days you were wearing
that velvet dress ♪

1833
01:42:40,375 --> 01:42:42,416
♪ You're the priestess, I must confess ♪

1834
01:42:42,500 --> 01:42:44,958
♪ Those little red panties,
they pass the test ♪

1835
01:42:45,041 --> 01:42:49,500
♪ So slide up round the belly
face down on the mattress one ♪

1836
01:42:49,583 --> 01:42:51,625
♪ And you hold me ♪

1837
01:42:51,708 --> 01:42:54,125
♪ And we are broken ♪

1838
01:42:54,208 --> 01:42:56,750
♪ Still it's all that I want to do,
just a little now ♪

1839
01:42:56,833 --> 01:42:59,541
♪ Feel myself hovering off the ground ♪

1840
01:42:59,625 --> 01:43:03,333
♪ I'm scared, I'm not coming down ♪

1841
01:43:03,416 --> 01:43:04,916
♪ No, no ♪

1842
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:08,375
♪ And I won't run for my life ♪

1843
01:43:08,458 --> 01:43:11,291
♪ She's got her jaws now
locked down in a smile ♪

1844
01:43:11,375 --> 01:43:15,250
♪ But nothing is all right, all right ♪

1845
01:43:15,333 --> 01:43:19,541
♪ And I want something else ♪

1846
01:43:19,625 --> 01:43:25,208
♪ To get me through this life, baby ♪

1847
01:43:25,291 --> 01:43:28,916
♪ I want something else ♪

1848
01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:32,083
♪ Not listening when you say ♪

1849
01:43:33,833 --> 01:43:37,625
♪ Goodbye ♪

1850
01:43:38,625 --> 01:43:42,416
♪ Goodbye ♪

1851
01:43:43,416 --> 01:43:47,166
♪ Goodbye ♪

1852
01:43:48,166 --> 01:43:52,916
♪ Goodbye ♪

1853
01:43:58,125 --> 01:44:00,458
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1854
01:44:00,541 --> 01:44:02,625
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1855
01:44:02,708 --> 01:44:06,708
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1856
01:44:06,791 --> 01:44:10,000
♪ The sky was gold, it was rose,
I was taking sips up into my nose ♪

1857
01:44:10,083 --> 01:44:13,000
♪ And I wish I could get back there,
someplace back there ♪

1858
01:44:13,083 --> 01:44:16,750
♪ In the place
we used to start our lives ♪

1859
01:44:16,833 --> 01:44:19,208
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1860
01:44:19,291 --> 01:44:21,583
♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

1861
01:44:21,666 --> 01:44:25,041
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
- ♪ I want something else. ♪

1861
01:44:26,305 --> 01:45:26,690
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