1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,833 --> 00:00:10,333 I love you too much to lie to you. 4 00:00:11,458 --> 00:00:12,291 Listen... 5 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:16,916 Let me take care of you in my own way and everything will be alright. 6 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,250 There, there! Don't cry. 7 00:00:27,041 --> 00:00:28,541 You'll look amazing. 8 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:08,500 - Good afternoon! - Easy, the road is not paved yet. 9 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:09,416 Good afternoon! 10 00:01:09,958 --> 00:01:11,250 You stole the bride! 11 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:14,000 No. The wedding is yet to happen. 12 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:16,875 - Ramon. - Mircea Tulipan, director and producer. 13 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:22,375 We came from Bucharest to film nearby, 14 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:24,083 but we had some issues with the location. 15 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:28,708 This beautiful vineyard belongs to you? 16 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,625 Of course. It's mine! 17 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:36,333 The bride must be upset. I can see she's smoking. 18 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,083 So, how much? 19 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:39,750 For what? 20 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:41,833 To have the wedding here. 21 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:46,833 How could I possible ask for money from newlyweds? 22 00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:47,833 I'll help in any way I can. 23 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:52,500 - Smoking will affect your babies. - I don't want babies. 24 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:54,458 - So, you will help us out? - Yes. 25 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:56,708 - Yes. - Come over! 26 00:02:18,916 --> 00:02:21,541 {\an8}Cover all that! I don't want to see it. 27 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,208 Cover all that! 28 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:38,375 Stop! 29 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:50,291 From this side... 30 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,125 I can help! 31 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:37,166 {\an8}Cut! Great! Moving on to the next scene. 32 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:39,666 Alina! 33 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,000 Alina... Everything is great, 34 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:46,833 but I would love it 35 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:51,208 if you'll look a little more sad, as if you're on the verge of crying. 36 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:56,416 Imagine that you'll never ever see this place again. 37 00:03:57,291 --> 00:03:58,416 Why wouldn't she see it again? 38 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:02,208 She can visit anytime with the groom, it's a big house... 39 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:04,583 Ramon, please, I've been up since 4:00 A.M. 40 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:07,041 I am begging you, the client is not happy. 41 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,625 If I don't get this right, it's bad! 42 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,000 Why? It's a celebration! 43 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:15,750 I simply look at the bride and groom and all my troubles go away. 44 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:16,666 Ramon... 45 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:24,250 - Listen, the groom is really upset. - Why? 46 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:30,000 His best friend, who was also his best man, didn't show up. 47 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:31,375 Oh, my! 48 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,041 Would you like to be his best man? 49 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:38,250 Me? 50 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:43,500 Yes, it's such an honor to be the best man... 51 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,416 Right! But listen! 52 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:47,916 You have to be silent. 53 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:51,416 Why? 54 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,333 His best friend, the best man, is deaf and mute. 55 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:57,875 And if the groom hears any kind of noise around him, 56 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,958 it will remind him that he's not here. 57 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:01,291 So... 58 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,458 - Mute. - Mute. 59 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,875 - Mute. - Mute. 60 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,458 Mișu! Undress him and give his clothes to Ramon! 61 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,375 And don't move. 62 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,708 - Mișu, go bring Ana on set. - OK! 63 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:37,750 Alina, I spoke with the client and he wants to change the last line. 64 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:41,125 You'll say "Yes, I'll love you forever." 65 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:44,125 What? It's no longer "I will always love you"? 66 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,250 Come on, Mircea, what the... 67 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:48,041 I told you I need the script one day in advance! 68 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,958 I can't memorize it that fast! 69 00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:52,166 - Alina! - Come on! 70 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,416 Mișu, get Ana on set. 71 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,041 Get Ana on set! 72 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:21,416 Ana! 73 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:26,458 Ana, I am so sorry, we're running late. 74 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:29,250 We'll speed things up. Here's what we'll do now: 75 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:31,041 Alina will say her line... 76 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,208 My line. 77 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:34,291 Your line... 78 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,958 She'll throw the bouquet, you'll catch it and everyone is happy, 79 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,708 we call cut and we all go home. 80 00:06:41,791 --> 00:06:44,250 OK, let's roll! 81 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,875 Rolling... camera A... camera B... 82 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:47,791 Scene two, take three. 83 00:06:49,916 --> 00:06:52,416 Rolling! And action! 84 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,333 I'll love you for the rest of my life. 85 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,166 No! 86 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,916 Forever! That's all you have to say. 87 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,833 I can do this. 88 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:04,083 - I'll love you anytime. - No! 89 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:05,500 - Always! - No! 90 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:06,708 {\an8}Scene two, take ten. 91 00:07:06,791 --> 00:07:08,791 - Action! - All the time. 92 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,583 Action! 93 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,625 {\an8}Scene two, take 21, rolling! 94 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:27,291 {\an8}Scene two, take 29. 95 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,083 Je t'aime! 96 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,208 - The bouquet. - The bouquet. 97 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,041 Please, read this. 98 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:44,708 "Yes, I'll love you forever." 99 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:46,458 To him. 100 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,250 {\an8}Scene two, take 31! 101 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,208 Action! 102 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,833 Yes! 103 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,250 I'll love you forever. 104 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,875 Cut! It's a wrap! 105 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:28,375 Let's take a photo for continuity. 106 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:31,625 Closer please. 107 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:36,625 Okay. 108 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:39,000 For you! 109 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:49,083 {\an8}YES, I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. 110 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,666 Guys! 111 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,291 I'm getting married. 112 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:37,791 Onion, am I drunk or did he just say that he's getting married? 113 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,125 One doesn't exclude the other. 114 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,250 So what if he said that? He did say it! 115 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,916 - Who are you getting married to? - To a girl, who else? 116 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,166 Look! 117 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,125 - Her name is Ana. - Ana? 118 00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:07,250 Yes. She's from Bucharest. 119 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,416 You can't go to Bucharest, because it's too dangerous out there. 120 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,833 Right, Onion? 121 00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:13,666 I can't argue with you there, 122 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,750 it's a lot of traffic: cars, buses, trams, airplanes, subways... 123 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,333 It's too polluted and you can't breathe! 124 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,833 There are earthquakes out there, buildings will fall on you! 125 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,375 - Right, Onion? - Right, right... 126 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:24,500 People aren't that kind. 127 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,041 There are a lot of lazy and drunk people out there. 128 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,541 - Right, Onion? - Right. 129 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:32,000 But the ones who drink are not lazy, because they can afford to drink, 130 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:35,000 and the ones who drink are not lazy, because they can afford to drink. 131 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:38,833 I have no business with lazy people or drunkards, 132 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:43,125 I am going to find her father, who is a good man, and ask for her hand. 133 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,875 Ramon, if your clock is ticking inside, 134 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:49,291 you can find a girl in the village or in the vicinity. 135 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:50,833 Right, Onion? 136 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:54,541 Well, Half-pound, I don't know how intense Ramon's feelings are. 137 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,375 Where are you going to stay when you get to Bucharest? 138 00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:02,208 Do you know how expensive hotel rooms are? 139 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,625 It's as much as your five year yield. Right, Onion? 140 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:10,000 If it has stars, yes. If not, then it could be cheaper. 141 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,166 Don't worry about that. 142 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,666 This is a postcard from my cousin 143 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,833 who spent all his vacations here with me when he was a kid. 144 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:20,416 And now, I will stay at his place. I have his address on the back. 145 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,000 What about the vineyard? 146 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:28,500 You will leave it? 147 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,416 Unattended? 148 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,583 All alone, Ramon? 149 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,583 Well... I spoke to it, 150 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:43,375 and I told it I'll be back soon, the day after tomorrow. 151 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,041 So, you're leaving the vine for a broad, Ramon? 152 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,125 Women are dishonest, the vine is not. Right, Onion? 153 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:58,125 We have two syllogisms here. 154 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,958 Cherchez la femme and In vino veritas. 155 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,500 OK. So what should I do, Onion? 156 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:16,500 You should go get her. 157 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:20,666 - Should I? - No doubt about it. 158 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:25,000 Look at what's happening in Bucharest! 159 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,416 {\an8}... famous art, but the star of the show is the painting called "The wine bottle". 160 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:36,208 {\an8}An abstract masterpiece put on display in Bucharest for the first time. 161 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:41,041 {\an8}The exhibition is part of a cultural exchange between Romania and Spain 162 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,791 {\an8}and it will be open to the public for two months. 163 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:49,916 If that's a wine bottle, then I'm Nadia Comăneci! 164 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,750 Where's the bottle? Where's the wine? Right, Onion? 165 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,583 You are a fool, Half-pound. That is a surreal painting! 166 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:56,666 Do you know what that means? 167 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,000 What? 168 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,791 Surrealism is when something can't be. 169 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,583 But if it can't be, it doesn't mean that it's not, right? 170 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:17,708 - Is this wine bottle here? - It is. 171 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,666 And you can you drink it. Then this is what I say. 172 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,458 Let's drink for Ramon's wedding, 173 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:23,750 which can't be, 174 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,708 but that doesn't mean that it's not. 175 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,291 Right. 176 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,500 No, no, no, don't fill it up! 177 00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:36,791 What are you doing? We split everything equally. 178 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:37,916 That's how we do things. 179 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,041 This is an exception. 180 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,000 - To Ramon! - To Ramon! 181 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,125 Ramon! 182 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,541 Hey! 183 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,541 You look so handsome! 184 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:04,208 That's the way! You'll definitely find a girl now! 185 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,625 I've already found her. 186 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,000 I'm going to Bucharest! 187 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,958 Are you driving to Bucharest? 188 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,291 Hey! 189 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,000 What the hell are you doing? 190 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:08,666 Where are we? 191 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,250 - In Bucharest! - Sorry. 192 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,166 Get off! 193 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,333 Get off! 194 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,125 I'm sorry! I was dreaming. 195 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,416 Thank you! 196 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:01,125 Peasant! 197 00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:25,625 Forgive me. 198 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,791 Boss, do you have some change, so I can buy some bread? 199 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,375 - What? - Give me some money to buy bread! 200 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,000 - Or a coffee... - Why don't you go to work? 201 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:37,875 Are you high? Get out of here! 202 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,958 Dear sir, pardon me. 203 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,541 Sir, I am trying to find this address. 204 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,250 Here, 70 Hope Street. 205 00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,750 Look, 70 Hope Street. 206 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,416 Dear sir... 207 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,583 Sorry, do you know where Hope Street is? 208 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:20,875 - Behind the park. - Behind the park... 209 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:28,541 Good afternoon. 210 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,000 Is Emilian at home? 211 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,916 I'm his cousin. Second cousin, but good cousins. 212 00:17:56,791 --> 00:18:00,375 Auntie Nica had a girl and that girl had Emilian. 213 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,875 We're second cousins, good cousins. 214 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,916 Didn't he tell you about me? 215 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,000 He spent all his holidays with me, at the countryside. 216 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,041 I taught him that, if he ever cuts his finger, 217 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,541 he should pee on it so it doesn't get infected. 218 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:20,166 Short, stocky, weirdly dressed... 219 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,875 - What's your name again? - Ramon. 220 00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,125 Ramon. Just that! 221 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,333 Not sure. He could be a scammer or he could be who he says he is. 222 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:31,541 No, it's me, Ramon. 223 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:33,958 Wait a second. 224 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,458 Sent! 225 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:44,666 OK. 226 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,583 Come in. 227 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,625 Emilian is still at work, but he'll be home soon. 228 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,833 Did you do a church wedding or was it just at the City Hall? 229 00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:57,708 Neither. It's not for us. 230 00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:59,916 I was thinking that cousin Emilian wouldn't get married 231 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,083 without inviting me and auntie Nica. 232 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,875 This is for him, 233 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,458 from last year's harvest. 234 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,666 And this is for you. 235 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,375 Look, Ramon, I don't want to... 236 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:24,083 Pork bacon from the pig I raised and cut myself... 237 00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:29,750 ...from the pig I raised and cut myself... 238 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:33,333 We used to get along so well, you know? His name was Aurel. 239 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,000 Hey! 240 00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:40,541 Hey, girl! 241 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,833 Wake up! 242 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,916 You sat upside down, all your blood rushed to your head. 243 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,958 I would slap you, but you're so skinny... 244 00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:52,958 Hey! Wake up! Wake up, girl! 245 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,291 Hey, girl! 246 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,500 That's it! Wake up! 247 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,416 - Ramon? - Yes? 248 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,208 What are you doing? 249 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,166 Nothing. 250 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:12,333 I didn't do anything! 251 00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:13,333 Ladybug! 252 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,291 Ladybug, are you alright? 253 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,333 She sat there upside down, and her blood rushed to her head. 254 00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:21,333 Open your eyes. That's it. 255 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:22,250 I didn't do anything. 256 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,333 Open your eyes... good. 257 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,458 Yes. It's all good. 258 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,291 - Cousin... - What did you do to her? 259 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:33,000 I didn't do anything. We were just talking. 260 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,541 - I'll kill you! - That's all! 261 00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:35,916 Cousin, we were just talking. 262 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,583 She said you'll invite me to your wedding when the time comes. 263 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,500 What wedding? 264 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:44,666 I brought wine and pork bacon... Look, real pork bacon! 265 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:48,875 From the pig I sacrificed two weeks ago! The smell is incredible! See? 266 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:50,708 What did you do? 267 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,375 What did I do? 268 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,791 Ladybug is vegan. 269 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:56,875 She's... what? 270 00:21:56,958 --> 00:22:00,791 Vegan. She doesn't eat living things or anything that comes from animals. 271 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,416 Wow, is she really that ill? 272 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:10,500 Open your eyes. Open them. Open those beautiful eyes. 273 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,958 Krishnamurti? 274 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:21,875 Krishnamurti! 275 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,708 You smell like a corpse! 276 00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:29,208 Krishnamurti! 277 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,625 You ate meat, that's why you're hysterical. 278 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:33,583 Ramon! 279 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,208 What did I do? 280 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:38,916 The meat was fresh! 281 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,958 Take this, Ladybug, it will make you feel better. 282 00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:53,208 Yes... Let me kiss it and make it better. 283 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,708 - Are you feeling better, Ladybug? - I am. 284 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:04,208 I take it you met cousin Ramon, 285 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,958 and not in the best circumstances. I'm sorry. 286 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:12,333 Yes, we met. And Ladybug and I talked. 287 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:14,916 Her name is Gabriela. 288 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,250 That's Ladybug's name? 289 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:19,833 Oh Lord, that's so good to hear. 290 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:22,333 I thought her parents went cuckoo and named her after a bug. 291 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,500 Gabriela sounds great. 292 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:27,541 She's great. 293 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:32,291 Cousin, I came here to get married. 294 00:23:34,041 --> 00:23:36,625 With a girl named Ana. 295 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,750 You're getting married? 296 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:40,541 It's about time, right? 297 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:46,583 That's why I came, to ask for her hand. Then I'll go home and plan the wedding. 298 00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:49,166 I have a big barrel of wine, I'll sacrifice five pigs... 299 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:53,958 I told you that Gabriela is vegan, she can't stand to hear this. 300 00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,416 But you used to like pork... 301 00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:00,083 you used to eat the pig's ear... you used to cut it off yourself... 302 00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:05,000 I'm sorry! 303 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,041 Forgive me! 304 00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:12,916 If she doesn't want cabbage rolls at the wedding, 305 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,916 we can give her some plain cabbage and bread. 306 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,333 I haven't showed you Ana. 307 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,958 No, no, no. 308 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,291 I don't have the slightest idea 309 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:34,291 of how that girl ended up in the photo with you. 310 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:35,625 - We were... - No, no, no. 311 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,541 I don't want to ask, 312 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:39,916 because I have the feeling 313 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,625 that your explanation will exceed my ability to comprehend. 314 00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:45,916 Don't worry, I'll pay for your ticket back, 315 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,083 and, if you don't mind, 316 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:52,291 it would be great if we'd carry on without ever meeting again. 317 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:55,250 Cousin, 318 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,500 I have no idea what you're saying. 319 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,500 What I am saying 320 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:05,458 is that no one in your family tree will ever get a woman like that. 321 00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:09,166 And what I'm saying is that now we'll go to the train station, 322 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,875 because you've done quite enough. 323 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,375 - I didn't do anything. - No, no... 324 00:25:12,458 --> 00:25:14,208 - I wasn't... - No, no... 325 00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:17,000 Maybe it seems unnatural to you, 326 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,750 given the fact that I have spent all my holidays there, as a child, 327 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:21,666 but... 328 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,833 back then, you seemed to be a normal kid... 329 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:31,375 who looked like he would grow up to become a normal guy... 330 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:37,166 but, obviously, something happened somewhere along the way... 331 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,458 and now we're here. 332 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,916 Watch out for cars! 333 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,875 Give Ladybug a kiss from me. I'm sorry! 334 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:40,375 Look how in love she is! Poor thing! 335 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:48,666 - I came here to get married. - You're getting married? 336 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,333 No one in your family tree will ever get a woman like that. 337 00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:57,666 Short, stocky, weirdly dressed. 338 00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:01,083 What about the vineyard? You'll leave it? 339 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,875 You'll leave the vines for a broad, Ramon? 340 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:08,666 What should I do? 341 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,916 Should I get married or not? 342 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,541 No doubt about it, Ramon! 343 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,541 Sorry. Excuse me. 344 00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:34,708 Good afternoon. 345 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:39,500 Sir, I know that Bucharest is a big place 346 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,708 and not everyone knows everyone here. 347 00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:48,125 But, do you know this girl? Her name is Ana and I want to marry her. 348 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:51,666 Wait a minute. 349 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,166 Isn't this... wait, don't tell me. 350 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,041 Is her name Ana? 351 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:57,958 Yes. 352 00:27:59,541 --> 00:28:01,333 I came here to ask her father for her hand. 353 00:28:01,416 --> 00:28:05,458 Well, I know her father, we're friends... he lives right next to me. 354 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:08,750 Are you a serious man? 355 00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:12,000 Do you have any savings? I mean, the girl is beautiful and all. 356 00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:17,666 Of course I do. I have the largest vineyard back home. 357 00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:21,916 I have pigs, a cow... as big as that car. 358 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:27,625 Well, then what can I say? Ana's a lucky girl. 359 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:28,916 I'll get you there. Get in! 360 00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:36,375 Bucharest is really nice! 361 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,541 Buildings don't fall down here, right? 362 00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:43,458 - Right? - What? No, they don't! 363 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:45,333 The air is lovely, too. 364 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:50,958 We met in my vineyard at Struguracu de Sus, where I am from. 365 00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:54,708 And now I want to ask for her hand, because her father wasn't there with us. 366 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:57,500 That's what my friends advised me: "Go ask her father for her hand". 367 00:28:57,583 --> 00:28:59,791 We are four really great friends. 368 00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:04,625 Half-pound, Long and Onion, and we share everything. Everything! 369 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,625 We've always done so. 370 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:11,250 Well... 371 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:12,750 Are we there yet? 372 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,583 Give me everything you have. 373 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,125 What are you saying, sir? 374 00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:20,000 Get out! 375 00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,250 Where? Here? 376 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,166 Give me all your money! 377 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,166 Don't tell me you're a thief, sir. 378 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:36,166 Give me everything you have and stop looking at me like that. 379 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,333 Sir, that is just... it's a pity, sir. 380 00:29:57,541 --> 00:29:59,833 Chief Commissioner Angela Niculescu. 381 00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:01,000 This is a public space 382 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:04,416 and you are guilty of indecent exposure. 383 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,791 Please follow us down to the station. 384 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:13,041 Let's go! We're picking you up! 385 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,750 Hey! Get up! 386 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:24,041 Turn left! There's the door! 387 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:33,541 So, Mr... 388 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:40,458 Ramona? 389 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:43,083 Ramon. The "A" is silent. 390 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,208 Write with a silent "A". 391 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:55,333 - Place of residence, Struguracu... - De sus. 392 00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:58,708 Struguracu. Right. 393 00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:01,500 We have one ID, 394 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,541 one post card... 395 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:05,625 One... 396 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,375 "Yes, I'll love you forever." 397 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:14,750 And I have this money. They didn't check my socks. 398 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,666 Put it there. 399 00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,458 And one... pho... 400 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,041 Oh, my! 401 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,041 Costel... 402 00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:45,083 You want us to believe that this is the girl you want to marry? 403 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:47,458 Yes, and I came to ask for her hand. 404 00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:52,916 They look so good together! 405 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:11,708 My birthday was three days ago. 406 00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:13,041 Happy birthday! 407 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,291 Thank you! 408 00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:16,833 I took the guys out for a beer, because that's the right thing to do. 409 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:20,208 And because the guys like me and that is the right thing to do, 410 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:21,625 they surprised me with a gift. 411 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:22,875 Do you want to see it? 412 00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:25,708 I do. 413 00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:26,916 Don't I? 414 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:38,625 Look. 415 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,291 Unlike you, I didn't go to Hollywood 416 00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:52,791 to find Brad Pitt's mother and say "hi, mother-in-law". 417 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:57,375 Well, why not? He's nice. You'd make a good match. 418 00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,125 Give him some clothes. 419 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,000 Let's get you dressed up. 420 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:18,708 What does it imply... if I sign? 421 00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:20,583 That you are responsible for his actions. 422 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:25,458 You are aware that he's not a functioning adult. 423 00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:27,750 And if I don't sign? 424 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,666 If he turns out to be in his right mind, 425 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,750 he'll get three months to two years in prison. 426 00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:37,875 If it turns out that he's not in his right mind, 427 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,500 he'll get committed for treatment. 428 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:42,750 It's all up to you. 429 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:44,416 Do you sign? 430 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:49,125 Hi, cousin! 431 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:03,416 You'll sleeping at my place tonight. Tomorrow, I'll get you to the station 432 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,500 and, this time, you'll really get on that train. 433 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,875 I am not leaving the station until I see that train leaving. 434 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:12,833 Cousin, I'm not getting on any train. I want to find this girl. 435 00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:18,208 - I want to ask for her hand. - She's not real. It's all a dream. 436 00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:20,750 How could it be a dream? Then what's this? 437 00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:25,875 I'll give you the same answer as the French peasant when he saw a giraffe. 438 00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,833 "This is not real." 439 00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:30,875 What giraffe? 440 00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:35,125 I'll take you to the station tomorrow. 441 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,000 But, please, tonight, 442 00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:39,541 stay away from any conversations suggesting sacrificed animals, 443 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:42,208 because I don't want to see Ladybug passed out on the floor again. 444 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:49,041 Because he's my cousin, that's why... 445 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:52,500 What did you expect? Let him sleep on the floor, at the police station? 446 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:55,625 It's none of my concern where he sleeps. I almost died because of him. 447 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:57,375 What was I supposed to do, Ladybug? 448 00:34:57,458 --> 00:35:00,250 To let them commit him into a nuthouse? Or go to prison? 449 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,458 - He's my cousin! - Second cousin! 450 00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,666 I've spent my holidays with him when I was in primary school... 451 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,375 and he never stepped foot outside that village... 452 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,541 don't you think I owe him just a bit? 453 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:14,333 He's a murderer! He kills animals! 454 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:16,333 And he eats them, too! 455 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,291 Ramon? 456 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,500 This is great. 457 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:50,583 CAT FOOD WITH TURKEY LIVER 458 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,166 What are you doing here? 459 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:26,625 Hello! 460 00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:28,625 Get off my bench! Get out of here! 461 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:33,041 - Are you talking to me? - Who else? Get out of here! 462 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:36,916 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 463 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,583 I thought that, if it's out here, it's free. I'm sorry. 464 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:41,625 Well, you thought wrong. 465 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,333 After midnight, it's no longer free. 466 00:37:44,416 --> 00:37:46,666 After midnight, it's private property. 467 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,291 I'm sorry, I didn't... 468 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:03,458 Sit down. 469 00:38:07,666 --> 00:38:08,583 May I? 470 00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:12,291 Sit down already! 471 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,541 Thank you. 472 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,166 Here. Are you thirsty? 473 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:23,083 What's this? 474 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:26,291 What the hell does it look like? It's wine! 475 00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:35,250 It's not the best quality. 476 00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:37,208 What was that? 477 00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:40,833 Well, aren't you a little princess... 478 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:45,166 as if you've been raised with premium wine only! 479 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,833 Well, yes, from my own vineyard. 480 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:49,875 Give it back to me! 481 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:55,416 - What's wrong with it? - Well... it's... 482 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,750 It's really good, isn't it? 483 00:38:59,541 --> 00:39:01,500 Why are you standing, peasant? 484 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:03,625 Ana appeared. 485 00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:06,833 Who's Ana? 486 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:09,500 So what if she appeared? 487 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:12,750 I'm marrying her. 488 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,000 Why is everyone laughing? 489 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,750 This is no laughing matter. 490 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:41,166 That's why I came to Bucharest, to ask for her hand. 491 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:50,291 She's beautiful, right? 492 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,541 You know, that is not a real girl. 493 00:39:57,166 --> 00:40:00,583 - What do you mean? Look at her. - She's not, peasant. 494 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,500 It's an animation, a moving image, that's all. 495 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:06,083 She's not like other women, get it? 496 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:09,250 One that eats a chicken drumstick and gets meat stuck in between her teeth... 497 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:15,333 I mean, no one saw this girl, no one met her in real life. 498 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,041 Look! 499 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,666 You have a photo with the hot girl? 500 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,208 You're not as stupid as I thought. 501 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:31,625 You're taking the train, aren't you? 502 00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:33,666 Why is everybody trying to get me on a train? 503 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,458 I'm not getting on any train! 504 00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:37,291 I'll ask for her hand! 505 00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:40,125 And then I'll get on whatever you want. But with her! 506 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:45,541 - Peasant, where did you take this photo? - At a wedding in my vineyard. 507 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:49,333 She was a friend of the bride and I was a friend of the groom. 508 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:51,875 I was deaf and mute, that's why I couldn't propose then. 509 00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:54,666 You were deaf and mute and now you're not? 510 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:57,333 It was just for the wedding, 511 00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:59,333 the father-in-law asked me to pretend. 512 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,416 Not even Ana knows that I was pretending. 513 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:06,750 If she fell for me when I was deaf and mute, 514 00:41:07,541 --> 00:41:10,166 when she'll see that I'm not... 515 00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:13,541 she will be amazed. 516 00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:20,291 I'll go look for her tomorrow morning. 517 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:22,750 What do you mean you'll look for her? 518 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:27,500 You don't have her father's address? 519 00:41:28,541 --> 00:41:31,583 I told you that I was pretending to be deaf and mute and I couldn't ask. 520 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:50,416 Peasant, here's what we're going to do. 521 00:41:51,833 --> 00:41:56,000 I'll help you find the hot girl, and you tell me what's in it for me. 522 00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:00,125 What do I get if I find her? 523 00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:05,708 Why would you want to help me? 524 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,250 Peasant, I offered... 525 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,208 I'll give you a pig. 526 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,375 And a barrel of really good wine. 527 00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:30,875 Do you have pickles? 528 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:33,791 You like pickles? 529 00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:36,333 I love them. 530 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,541 You have eyes like pickles. 531 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:45,000 Peasant, let's shake on it before I change my mind. 532 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,250 - What's your name? - None of your business! 533 00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:54,708 - What's yours? - Ramon. 534 00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:58,666 - Ramon? - Ramon. 535 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:11,708 ...and my mom wished for a girl, so she could name her Ramona. 536 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,625 But she was really skinny, because that's how she was. 537 00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:19,708 And she died during labor, because I was really big. 538 00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:22,708 I was close to ten pounds. 539 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,666 And my dad was so upset, and he got drunk 540 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:28,000 and then he went to the City Hall to declare me, 541 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:31,916 and when they asked for my name, he said, "Ramona". 542 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,875 And they said, "But, it's a boy!" 543 00:43:33,958 --> 00:43:37,333 And he said that was my mom's wish, to name me Ramona. 544 00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:38,250 So that's it. 545 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:40,625 So your name is Ramona. 546 00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:41,583 Ramon... 547 00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:44,458 The "A" is silent and it's barely visible on the birth certificate. 548 00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,208 - This way? - Come on! 549 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,250 Mr. Gilică! 550 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:07,458 Mr. Gilică! 551 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:13,583 Hey, Mr. Gilică! 552 00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:16,708 - Who's there? - Me! 553 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:21,250 It's me! 554 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:24,708 My little princess, is that you? 555 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:27,875 You scared me. 556 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,000 - Hello, Mr. Gilică. - Hello. 557 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:32,416 - What are you doing here so late? - I came with this guy. 558 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:34,750 Don't look at him like that. He grew up in the countryside. 559 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:38,083 He looks a lot like our Bartoș. It's as if they're cousins. 560 00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:41,416 Hello, Mr. Gilică. My name is Ramon. 561 00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:44,291 Well? What can I do for you? 562 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:49,000 Mr. Gilică, you know a lot of actors and actresses. 563 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:51,833 Ramon wants to ask about a girl, to see if you know her. 564 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:56,083 He fell in love and he can't find her. Show him the photo. 565 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:08,666 She doesn't work at this theater. I can tell you that for sure. 566 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:13,250 But I saw her. 567 00:45:15,041 --> 00:45:16,583 Yes, I remember. I know her. 568 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:18,750 See? 569 00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:25,583 She came here to rehearse for a couple of weeks. 570 00:45:25,666 --> 00:45:29,458 - Cute... polite... - Mr. Gilică... where can we find her? 571 00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:32,583 How would I know? I don't know. 572 00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:38,875 I remember she used to come with coffee every time. 573 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,333 She used to buy it from the coffee shop outside. 574 00:45:42,041 --> 00:45:45,125 Why don't you go ask at the coffee shop? They must know her. 575 00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:47,375 Tomorrow... go and ask about her. 576 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:50,416 You are so kind, Mr. Gilică. I'll make it up to you. 577 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,958 - Good day. - I'll buy you a beer. 578 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:54,833 - Thank you so much, Mr. Gilică. - Good day and I hope you find her. 579 00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:01,500 - Now you know where to find her. - Yes. 580 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:03,791 Thank you. 581 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:05,708 Pickles. 582 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:08,750 Good night. 583 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:15,958 - I was thinking that... - You know what... 584 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:18,958 - You go! - You go! 585 00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:23,291 - No, you. - You go! 586 00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:24,208 I insist. 587 00:46:29,291 --> 00:46:31,375 Do you want to see Bucharest at night? 588 00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:33,250 Yes. 589 00:46:38,833 --> 00:46:41,208 Do you know how old these rocks are? 590 00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:42,750 Say a number. 591 00:46:43,291 --> 00:46:44,875 Fifty. No. One hundred. 592 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,083 A thousand plus years. 593 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:49,583 Traian and Decebal built it. 594 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:51,500 I hope you heard about them. 595 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:55,666 - Of course I did. They are our ancestors... - Yes... 596 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:57,875 They didn't get along, they argued... 597 00:46:57,958 --> 00:46:58,958 It's not quite like that. 598 00:46:59,041 --> 00:47:03,208 They got along at first. Just like us. 599 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,291 They were in cahoots. 600 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:07,625 "Traian, I'm coming over", "I'll wait for you Decebal", 601 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:10,000 they were grabbing a beer, a shawarma... 602 00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:13,250 then they did something stupid... 603 00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:16,500 - What? - They wanted to open up a hotel. 604 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:19,625 And apparently the contractors stole from them. 605 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:21,000 Then they had a huge fight. 606 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:28,791 - Listen, why do you live on the streets? - Me? I don't. I have a home. 607 00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:31,666 Here it is. 608 00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:33,375 Here? 609 00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:45,083 This is a photo boot. 610 00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:47,833 It's not windy. 611 00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:53,416 Have you ever taken photos? 612 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:57,916 Yes. 613 00:48:23,916 --> 00:48:24,750 Are you hungry? 614 00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:26,375 Yes. Starving! 615 00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:36,375 What are you doing? 616 00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:44,791 What are you doing? 617 00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:46,208 - You said you were hungry. - I am. 618 00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:01,291 Here you go. 619 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,208 Thank you, princess. 620 00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:03,500 - You're welcome. - Let's go! 621 00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:05,750 - Do you know her? - We grew up at the same orphanage. 622 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:08,083 She saves food for me sometimes. 623 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,083 And we're not paying for it? 624 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,291 Do you have any money? 625 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:25,416 Yes, I do. 626 00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:27,875 Look. 627 00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:43,416 What are these? 628 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:47,250 I have no idea, but they look bad. 629 00:49:58,083 --> 00:49:58,916 We have mici. 630 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:10,291 Tasty, right? 631 00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:13,541 When you're hungry, anything will taste good. 632 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:15,208 I told you. 633 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:19,625 Life's great. 634 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,375 You can say that again. 635 00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:27,125 Life is really great! 636 00:50:40,041 --> 00:50:41,041 Sonia. 637 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:42,708 Sorry? 638 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,708 My name is Sonia. 639 00:51:46,666 --> 00:51:50,333 Wow, that's huge! It's bigger than on TV. 640 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,875 It is. Do you know what's underneath it? 641 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:58,791 Shawarma, restaurants, a stadium, casino... everything you could wish for. 642 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,958 - Underneath this? - Yes. 643 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,541 Can we go inside and take a look? 644 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:04,875 Not really. 645 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:07,000 But I know a way. 646 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,125 These guys have a flat tire. 647 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:20,458 - Let's see if they need help. - It's none of our business. 648 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:23,916 You helped me, remember? 649 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,541 You should always pay it forward. 650 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:26,833 Do you have a tire? 651 00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:34,500 - Yes. - Do you know how to fix it? 652 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,750 I am good with that. 653 00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:37,833 Don't worry, we're fine. 654 00:52:37,916 --> 00:52:40,625 The coffee shop will open soon. Let's go and ask about that girl. 655 00:52:40,708 --> 00:52:42,916 We'll get there in time, let's help them with the tire first. 656 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,375 Do you have the spare tire? 657 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:55,125 Great, we can do this! It will take less than ten minutes. 658 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:04,250 - Let's go. We have things to do. - Leave him alone. Let him finish it. 659 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,083 I'll be done in a minute. 660 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,666 I had one more bolt to tighten. 661 00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:25,000 They didn't even thank me. 662 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:27,541 Let's go! 663 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,541 They forgot the wrench. 664 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:32,916 Let's get in, fast! 665 00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:35,125 - We're getting in? - Of course! 666 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:44,791 - Nice, right? - Yes. 667 00:53:45,666 --> 00:53:47,416 - Let's get to the coffee shop. - Let's go! 668 00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:02,291 This way! 669 00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:14,500 {\an8}CLOSED FOR HOLIDAY WE'LL BE BACK ON THE 12TH 670 00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:16,375 That's ten days from now. 671 00:54:17,916 --> 00:54:20,208 I can't wait that long, I have to go back to my vineyard. 672 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:25,208 THE UMBRELLA PLACE 673 00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:44,375 Hello? We're from the gas company. 674 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:49,750 Well, you're on vacation and the gas is leaking! 675 00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:51,958 You wanna blow up the whole street? 676 00:54:52,541 --> 00:54:53,833 What are you doing? 677 00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:57,750 Come and unlock or we'll break down the door. 678 00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:59,916 Don't scare them... 679 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,250 If you're not coming, we're breaking down the door, OK? This is not a joke. Got it? 680 00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:11,541 She'll be here at 6:30 PM. 681 00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:19,208 Morning. 682 00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:21,541 Morning. 683 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:23,333 What will we do until then? 684 00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:25,333 We'll stay at my cousin Emilian. 685 00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:27,625 Where's Ramon? 686 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,875 I though he left first thing in the morning, like you promised. 687 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:38,500 - He'll let us in? - He's my cousin. Of course he will. 688 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,625 He's not in his room. 689 00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:45,416 You don't expect me to be sad now because the imbecile is gone. 690 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,500 I taught him how to cut chicken. 691 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,458 - Why? - For soup, for stew... 692 00:55:50,541 --> 00:55:52,916 He was supposed to leave with me. 693 00:55:53,791 --> 00:55:57,333 Early in the morning... but, with me. 694 00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:59,083 What do you want me to do about it? 695 00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:08,375 {\an8}- Is that Ramon? - Why is Ramon... 696 00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:14,416 Turn it up. 697 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,125 I can't find the remote. 698 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,958 - Are you sure it's this way? - Straight ahead. 699 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,833 Look! Ramon is on TV! 700 00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:29,500 "The wine bottle" painting that was estimated at 50 million euros 701 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:32,791 {\an8}has been stolen from CANM, from inside the Palace of the Parliament. 702 00:56:32,875 --> 00:56:36,375 {\an8}The insurance company offers a 100.000 euros reward 703 00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:39,833 {\an8}for any information that can lead to the identification of the suspects. 704 00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:42,208 The heist happened last night... 705 00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:53,416 {\an8}The police is checking the surveillance cameras 706 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,125 within the Palace of the Parliament. 707 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,166 {\an8}"The wine bottle" painting that has been stolen 708 00:56:57,250 --> 00:57:00,250 {\an8}is part of the Romanian-Spanish patrimony exhibition, 709 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:01,208 and it's worth... 710 00:57:04,666 --> 00:57:06,166 Call the police. 711 00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:11,166 Ladybug, they'll arrest me. 712 00:57:11,791 --> 00:57:14,625 I signed for him. They'll... 713 00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:16,083 These are the images... 714 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:20,750 The police believe we are dealing with professional robbers. 715 00:57:22,041 --> 00:57:23,416 It's him! Look! 716 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,416 Oh, I don't feel too good. 717 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:34,083 We'll go to the police station. We need another car. 718 00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:36,625 - We need another car. - We need another car. 719 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,958 We are on the good side. 720 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:50,458 Let's go. 721 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:15,541 I think they left their door open. 722 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:16,791 Cousin! 723 00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:18,416 Cousin! 724 00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:19,958 Ladybug! 725 00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:22,375 Cousin! Look! 726 00:58:24,625 --> 00:58:25,458 There's no one here. 727 00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:28,416 I hope Krishnamurti didn't eat the cat. 728 00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,583 Emilian! 729 00:58:31,833 --> 00:58:34,625 Here! This is the wine I was telling you about. 730 00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:41,250 - Is there a bathroom in here? - Yes, up the stairs. 731 00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:51,875 CAT FOOD WITH TURKEY LIVER 732 00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:12,375 Sit down. 733 00:59:22,416 --> 00:59:23,250 Taste it. 734 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:35,833 Nice. 735 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,125 Eat. 736 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,500 Okay. 737 01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:19,250 - Bring me a large whiskey. Thanks. - Sure. 738 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,625 Come on! 739 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:31,250 For how long have you and your cousin planned this robbery? 740 01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:32,708 Madam, 741 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:35,958 I haven't seen this man since I was in the fourth grade. 742 01:00:36,625 --> 01:00:39,375 I work in IT, and he doesn't even have a cell phone, 743 01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:41,375 he just showed up at my door. 744 01:00:42,166 --> 01:00:45,500 This man, Ramon, who doesn't even have a cell phone, 745 01:00:46,208 --> 01:00:50,208 stole a multimillion euro painting that was guarded by an army of policemen. 746 01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:54,416 He played you. He played all of us. And look where that got us. 747 01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:16,333 - No! Don't touch me! - Sonia! It's OK! It's me. Ramon. 748 01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:19,750 OK. 749 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,625 Breaking news! 750 01:01:31,708 --> 01:01:35,750 One of the people on the surveillance camera at the CANM has been identified. 751 01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:40,083 {\an8}According to the police, the suspect's name is Ramona. 752 01:01:40,708 --> 01:01:46,791 Although it's a woman's name, we can clearly see that this is a man. 753 01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,333 Is that us? 754 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:51,250 An inexplicable fact that... 755 01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,166 Yes. 756 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:54,083 ...we are dealing with professional thieves. 757 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,041 We're on TV. 758 01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:59,291 {\an8}The same source says that he is from Struguracu de Sus 759 01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:01,333 {\an8}and that he is a renowned viticulturist in the area. 760 01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:04,666 We'll carry on with our investigation, and you will go home now. 761 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:07,500 And if your cousin gets in contact with you... 762 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:09,166 We'll call you right away, of course. 763 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:10,791 Right, Ladybug? 764 01:02:11,416 --> 01:02:12,791 Sure! We'll call... 765 01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:15,541 Right away! 766 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:18,041 From the footage, 767 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,791 we can see that the suspect's car had a flat tire 768 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:23,375 right in front of the entry to the Palace of the Parliament, 769 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:25,625 which leads straight to CANM. 770 01:02:25,708 --> 01:02:28,541 That's why they left so fast after we fixed their tire. 771 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:30,000 ...was the person next to him... 772 01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:31,958 Ramon, what did you do? 773 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,708 They'll put us in prison with the guys who stole the painting! 774 01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:38,416 Why would they jail us if we haven't done anything wrong? 775 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,708 The Spanish government offered help... 776 01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:44,291 I can't understand, how he could do that? Steal that painting? 777 01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:47,083 And I don't understand why he's blond. 778 01:02:47,166 --> 01:02:49,416 Stop it with the blond hair already. You drive me nuts. 779 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:52,000 When he was a kid, he had dark hair, now even his eyebrows are blond. 780 01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:20,583 - No, no, no, no! - No! Cousin! 781 01:03:23,541 --> 01:03:26,750 Ramon, how could you steal that painting? 782 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:28,958 Why would I steal that? Did you see how ugly it is? 783 01:03:29,041 --> 01:03:31,250 - I wouldn't have taken it for free. - The phone! 784 01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,875 Then how are you in the footage? 785 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:37,083 - Because of Half-pound. - What? 786 01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:40,208 Yes. He taught me how to fix a flat tire, 787 01:03:40,291 --> 01:03:41,666 and I just helped those people... 788 01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:45,583 Stop it, Ramon! You don't know how to explain what actually happened. 789 01:03:45,666 --> 01:03:48,041 We were taking a walk last night near the Palace of the Parliament 790 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:50,000 and we saw these people who had a flat tire. 791 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:53,083 And your cousin helped them fix it. That's all. 792 01:03:56,125 --> 01:03:57,958 - Who are you? - It's none of your business. 793 01:03:58,041 --> 01:04:01,583 It's not important. What's important is that we have nothing to do with it. 794 01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:02,833 Ramon and I. 795 01:04:02,916 --> 01:04:06,500 Wait a second. So you saw the robbers? 796 01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:10,666 Of course we saw them if we helped fix their tire. 797 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,791 They'll arrest all of us. 798 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:18,916 Ouch! 799 01:04:21,041 --> 01:04:25,125 Cousin, I signed for you, and you helped the robbers. 800 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:29,958 Why would they arrest us? I thought they were good people. 801 01:04:30,041 --> 01:04:32,791 That is why I helped them. They haven't even said thank you. 802 01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:36,083 And they left this wrench behind. Ouch! I hurt my hand. 803 01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:38,583 What? 804 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:43,708 {\an8}ON THE HUBS 805 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:46,625 "On the Hubs". 806 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,791 We have to check this out. 807 01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:52,125 No, we don't. We have to call the police, like we said we would. 808 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,583 Hey, princess... call where? I have your phone. 809 01:04:55,333 --> 01:04:57,125 Local police confirms 810 01:04:57,208 --> 01:05:00,250 the prosecutors issued an international arrest warrant for the two suspects. 811 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:03,625 It seems like the list of suspects is extending, 812 01:05:03,708 --> 01:05:05,666 as there's information that the two robbers 813 01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:09,041 {\an8}received help from, quote, "some relatives in Bucharest". 814 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:10,083 {\an8}We'll be right back. 815 01:05:11,166 --> 01:05:13,250 Now, let's make a short recap of... 816 01:05:13,333 --> 01:05:17,916 Ladybug... No one will believe this if we have no proof. 817 01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:22,583 Let's check this out and then we go to the police. 818 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:24,291 We have nothing to hide, right? 819 01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:27,083 No, I'm not going back to the police. I've been there before. 820 01:05:27,166 --> 01:05:29,291 - No! I'm not going either. - I'm not going. 821 01:05:29,375 --> 01:05:30,416 I'm not going. 822 01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,041 I found it in the Registry of Commerce... 823 01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:38,458 Wait... Look... "On the Hubs". 824 01:05:38,541 --> 01:05:39,875 There's an address. 825 01:05:41,708 --> 01:05:42,583 It's not far. 826 01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:44,791 Do you have a car? 827 01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:47,666 Oh, no, Ladybug is really concerned about the global warming. 828 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:50,916 - Do you know how much a car pollutes? - We have a tandem. 829 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,125 - What's that? - A bike for two. 830 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,833 - We'll get that. - Let's go! 831 01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:01,958 - No, no, no! - Let's go! 832 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:02,875 I'm coming with you. 833 01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:05,000 I signed that I am responsible for you, cousin. 834 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,250 Then she comes, too. 835 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,291 As soon as we're out that door, she'll call the police. 836 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:10,333 - I'm not going! - You sure are. 837 01:06:12,541 --> 01:06:13,791 I saw a green bike downstairs. 838 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:17,083 No. It belongs to the building manager. 839 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,958 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 840 01:06:36,916 --> 01:06:38,750 The manager will kill me. 841 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,208 Look, Ramon! 842 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:49,625 - Let's go! - Hey! 843 01:06:58,583 --> 01:07:03,083 Wait! Ramon, what are you doing? Where are you going? 844 01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:06,125 I'm going to the coffee shop to ask about Ana. 845 01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:07,125 Ramon, this is where... 846 01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:11,333 Let's go after him. Oh, boy! 847 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,541 Ramon, that's not the way! 848 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:19,916 - Where are we going? - Straight ahead. 849 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:31,666 Boss, you're killing me, I swear! It's like a meat grinder! 850 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,833 It's called "gut", Costel. 851 01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:35,458 And it is essential in our line of work. 852 01:07:36,916 --> 01:07:39,583 How do you think I've solved so many cases? 853 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:41,208 How? 854 01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:46,875 - By having a gut, Costel. - Yes. 855 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,166 - Watch out! - What are you doing? 856 01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,458 - I'm sorry. - Madam, do you work here? 857 01:07:55,541 --> 01:07:56,500 I am the owner. 858 01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:59,208 There were some people from the gas company. They just left. 859 01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:02,791 - They even went into that sewer. - But everything's OK now. 860 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:05,250 - Yes, boss. - We'll talk when I get back. 861 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:09,041 Yes, they said they'll be back in an hour or so to check again. 862 01:08:09,125 --> 01:08:14,083 - Madam... Show her the photo. - I can't believe what I found. 863 01:08:14,166 --> 01:08:15,708 Do you know this girl? 864 01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:19,583 Yes. It's Ana. Ana Roșca. 865 01:08:19,666 --> 01:08:21,500 - You know her? - Yes, she's my friend. 866 01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:23,750 She's an actress and model. She comes here often. 867 01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:26,250 But you won't find her now. 868 01:08:26,916 --> 01:08:29,875 I spoke with her yesterday and she said she's leaving for Rome, to film there. 869 01:08:30,625 --> 01:08:31,875 Ramon, let's go! 870 01:08:32,791 --> 01:08:33,916 - Let's go! - Let's go! 871 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,625 These are the robbers from the CANM, man. 872 01:08:37,708 --> 01:08:40,208 The whole country is looking for them and I am the one who found them. 873 01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:42,416 Wait! They're leaving. Hold on! 874 01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:47,708 Straight ahead! 875 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,791 I can't believe this! 876 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:54,708 Go, Ramon! 877 01:09:01,666 --> 01:09:03,333 So this stolen painting 878 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:05,541 has been on display in the greatest museums of the world: 879 01:09:06,833 --> 01:09:10,791 at Louvre, the MET, the Museum of Modern Art, everywhere. 880 01:09:10,875 --> 01:09:13,458 It is an honor it was stolen in Romania. 881 01:09:13,541 --> 01:09:14,708 We can pride ourselves with it. 882 01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:19,583 Most likely, the painting is in that bag. It's in the bicycle bag. 883 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:22,125 It's in that bag. 884 01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:23,708 I have to go. 885 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,666 {\an8}Good afternoon! We interrupt the program 886 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:36,041 {\an8}with incredible news about the robbers from the CANM. 887 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:37,416 Famous blogger Selly 888 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:40,875 {\an8}managed to find the robbers somewhere in Bucharest. 889 01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:42,666 {\an8}They appear to have abandoned their car 890 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:45,916 {\an8}and are now using delivery bikes to avoid police filters. 891 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,833 Look, a door! 892 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:26,791 Nicoleta? 893 01:10:27,583 --> 01:10:28,750 Sorinel? 894 01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:52,208 The stolen painting! 895 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:56,041 My gut guided me to arrest him before he even stole it. 896 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:57,250 That's instinct, Costel. 897 01:11:12,041 --> 01:11:13,750 You're back from school, Nicoleta? 898 01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:26,125 Is Mihăiță also coming, so I can fix something up for all of you? 899 01:11:28,833 --> 01:11:29,666 Hey... 900 01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:31,416 Are you alone? 901 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,041 I'm not alone now if you’re here. 902 01:11:49,666 --> 01:11:52,208 Mom, please answer. The plane will be here any minute and I have to go. 903 01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:55,083 Mom! Nicoleta will stop by to check on you. 904 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:59,458 I'll be gone for a few months. I can't hear anything, it's too noisy. 905 01:11:59,541 --> 01:12:00,958 I'll see you in a few months 906 01:12:01,041 --> 01:12:03,500 and then you'll move into a big and beautiful house, mom. 907 01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:04,666 You'll see! We're rich, mom! 908 01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:22,041 It's gone! They're leaving the country with the painting. 909 01:12:22,833 --> 01:12:26,958 They can only take it out of the country with a small, private plane. 910 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:31,125 I'm breaking into ROMATSA's database to see what's scheduled for tonight. 911 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:37,083 - Ramon, what are you doing? - I'll be back. 912 01:12:37,166 --> 01:12:38,791 - What is he doing? - I don't know. 913 01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:43,166 {\an8}It is incredibly ingenious that the 50 million euro painting 914 01:12:43,250 --> 01:12:45,916 is hidden in the delivery bag. 915 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:50,125 Mom, I cooked something for you. 916 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:52,541 OK, Sorinel. 917 01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:03,708 - Ramon, what are you doing? - Nothing. 918 01:13:04,541 --> 01:13:08,666 I've got it! It lands at 8:50 PM, gets refueled and takes off at 9:25 PM. 919 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:10,250 It's 8:00 PM! 920 01:13:18,458 --> 01:13:19,333 - Let's go! - Let's go! 921 01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:34,958 As you can see in the live broadcast by the famous blogger Selly, 922 01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:38,916 there are now four suspects, and he's following them up-close. 923 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:43,375 We remind you that a famous painting has been stolen last night from CANM. 924 01:13:43,458 --> 01:13:46,125 The main suspect is Ramon, a Romanian citizen 925 01:13:46,208 --> 01:13:49,958 who seems to have been helped by three other people, who are still unidentified. 926 01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:54,916 All we know at the moment is that his name is Ramona, 927 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,583 but the "A" at the end is silent and it's pronounced Ramon. 928 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:01,625 He has no criminal record 929 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:04,208 and his neighbors say he's a great viticulturist. 930 01:14:04,291 --> 01:14:06,375 - Boss? - Let's recap... 931 01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:08,750 Sorry! I'm sorry to bother you. Have you seen the news? 932 01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:12,000 I haven't. Because I am not being paid to watch the news. 933 01:14:12,625 --> 01:14:15,958 - ... from CANM. - What's on TV? 934 01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:18,375 The guy that was here, the one who stole the painting. 935 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:20,541 He's wandering through town with a delivery bike, 936 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:22,208 a girl and two other people. 937 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,708 A blogger filmed them. Look... 938 01:14:23,791 --> 01:14:27,000 ...international. Right now, Ramon and the other three accomplices 939 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:28,250 are trying to leave Bucharest 940 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,916 {\an8}by pretending to work for a delivery company. 941 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,208 {\an8}According to Selly, the painting is hidden in the delivery bag. 942 01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:36,125 Everyone, let's go! Move! 943 01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,875 Two-zero, copy! This is commissioner Angela Niculescu. 944 01:14:41,958 --> 01:14:42,833 To all available units. 945 01:14:42,916 --> 01:14:45,583 Look for a suspicious delivery bike with a red bag on it. 946 01:14:47,791 --> 01:14:49,666 I repeat, alert all units. 947 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,250 {\an8}Police has blocked all the exits 948 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:11,000 {\an8}and filters have been installed throughout Bucharest, 949 01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:12,750 {\an8}which is now in lockdown. 950 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,541 - Costel, turn left. - Yes, boss! 951 01:15:18,625 --> 01:15:19,875 Can you go faster, Costel? 952 01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:25,166 Stop! Good! 953 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:37,041 Everything's OK. Go! You can go. 954 01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:50,000 Unit seven, you just let them pass. 955 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:51,083 They didn't have the bag. 956 01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:53,833 There were two bicycles and a tandem, you morons! 957 01:15:53,916 --> 01:15:55,000 Go after them! 958 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:59,125 - Follow them, but don't arrest them! - Let's go! Faster! Move! 959 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:14,208 Turn right! 960 01:16:15,708 --> 01:16:17,333 Turn right! There! 961 01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:20,458 The cops are following us! 962 01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:22,125 - Where? - Behind us! 963 01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:31,958 - Unit seven, where are you? - We're going to the airport! 964 01:16:32,041 --> 01:16:34,541 To all units, we're headed for Băneasa Airport. 965 01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:39,541 Okay. 966 01:16:50,333 --> 01:16:52,333 We have an emergency at check-in desks! 967 01:16:54,833 --> 01:16:55,708 This way! 968 01:16:57,541 --> 01:16:58,375 Come on! 969 01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:03,416 - What the hell are you doing, Costel? - I'm on it, boss, I'm on it... 970 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:54,041 Hurry up! 971 01:18:21,041 --> 01:18:22,375 There's a plane out there! 972 01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:15,250 Let's go! We're coming, Ramon! 973 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:25,166 Give me the painting! 974 01:19:28,250 --> 01:19:29,083 Give me the painting! 975 01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:43,541 Don't move! 976 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:57,416 Now! 977 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:06,083 Stop! 978 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:33,958 There's the bike! 979 01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:09,916 That's the painting. 980 01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:17,958 Now that we have the painting, can we find Ana, too? 981 01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:23,750 - What did you say her name was? - Ana Roșca... she's leaving for Rome. 982 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:28,416 - You're the one who filmed everything? - Yes. 983 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:29,833 Good work! 984 01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:33,541 Four hundred lei for not wearing a helmet, 985 01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:35,791 one and a half thousand for driving on the wrong side, 986 01:21:35,875 --> 01:21:39,375 one thousand for endangering traffic. 987 01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:41,916 - But thanks to me... - Fill a report. 988 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,000 Yes, Ma'am. 989 01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:44,750 - Wait a minute... - Come with me. 990 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:46,916 For Rome, when does it leave and from what gate? 991 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:49,541 Thanks. 992 01:21:51,083 --> 01:21:55,166 You're in luck. Come on! Let's go! 993 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:29,750 Ana! 994 01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:54,958 Back there, I was deaf and mute, but... I can talk. 995 01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:58,166 It's you! 996 01:23:10,083 --> 01:23:11,333 I came to tell you something. 997 01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:13,833 Eduard! 998 01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:26,625 - Is this your father? - This is Eduard, my husband. 999 01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:49,125 Goodbye! 1000 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:38,291 Good morning, Bucharest. Good morning, Romania. What a festive day! 1001 01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:41,166 The President of Romania is giving honorary medals to the heroes 1002 01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:44,166 who recovered the painting stolen from the CANM. 1003 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,541 What a turnaround! 1004 01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:49,166 From main suspect, Ramon became 1005 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:52,041 {\an8}the savior of this famous art work in just a matter of hours. 1006 01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:54,583 Look! Look at him! He's at Cotroceni! 1007 01:24:55,291 --> 01:24:59,333 {\an8}The President of Romania gave all of them the Medal of Honor... 1008 01:25:00,625 --> 01:25:02,708 - That's the President! - He's shaking his hand! 1009 01:25:04,791 --> 01:25:05,791 {\an8}MILITARY HONORS FOR RAMON 1010 01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:09,708 {\an8}- Bravo! Bravo, Ramon! - Bravo! 1011 01:25:09,791 --> 01:25:11,958 He received a gold medal! 1012 01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:15,583 {\an8}The Spanish ambassador also attended the ceremony 1013 01:25:15,666 --> 01:25:19,125 {\an8}to personally shake the hands of the people who, quote, 1014 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:24,125 {\an8}"saved the Spanish patrimony". 1015 01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:28,291 {\an8}Also, another medal has been issued in absentia 1016 01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:31,500 {\an8}to the heroine known by the name of Sonia. 1017 01:25:31,583 --> 01:25:34,041 {\an8}That's all for now from Cotroceni Palace. Andreea? 1018 01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,166 - Nice! - Nice... 1019 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:39,583 I feel like... 1020 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:41,875 Come here, Half-pound! 1021 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:44,458 Yes? 1022 01:25:45,666 --> 01:25:47,375 I'll put Mr. Onion on. 1023 01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:56,583 It's from the insurance company. 1024 01:26:06,583 --> 01:26:07,791 Do you have the medal? 1025 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:12,458 Show it to aunty Nica. 1026 01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:14,291 She'll be proud. 1027 01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:18,291 I think this is yours, I found it at home. 1028 01:26:19,583 --> 01:26:20,416 Oh, yes. 1029 01:26:21,458 --> 01:26:22,791 Sonia didn't come to show you off. 1030 01:26:29,916 --> 01:26:31,166 She didn't. 1031 01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,333 She disappeared after the incident at the airport. 1032 01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:40,041 She didn't even say goodbye. 1033 01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:50,250 This is to remind you of us. 1034 01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:55,458 I'll plant it in the backyard. 1035 01:27:30,666 --> 01:27:31,750 Thanks, Iuli! 1036 01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:02,916 You came to help me with the vineyard? 1037 01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:07,375 Aren't we friends who split everything equally? 1038 01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:10,916 We are, but the vine is upset because you left it. 1039 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,000 Right, Onion? 1040 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:15,000 He left it because he was in love! 1041 01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:18,250 - Did you come here to scold me? - No... 1042 01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:20,833 Then why did you come? 1043 01:28:22,875 --> 01:28:25,458 We came to give you your cut. 1044 01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:28,166 - My cut? - Your cut. 1045 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:30,125 - My cut? - Yes, your cut. 1046 01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:32,958 What cut? 1047 01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:39,541 Eggs? 1048 01:28:47,625 --> 01:28:50,416 This is foreign money. 1049 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,416 Right, Onion? 1050 01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:53,916 Right. It's euros. It's your cut from the reward. 1051 01:28:55,250 --> 01:28:56,500 What reward? 1052 01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,666 There was a reward on your name. 1053 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:05,125 We called and we got the money, so here it is. 1054 01:29:06,250 --> 01:29:08,250 There was 100.000 euros. 1055 01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:10,791 Twenty-five thousand euros is yours, because we split it all equally. 1056 01:29:13,041 --> 01:29:17,041 - You gave me up for money, traitors? - Yes. 1057 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:19,000 Right, Onion? 1058 01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:21,583 We did, but it was for a good price, and you also received a cut. 1059 01:29:21,666 --> 01:29:24,791 - Right, Ramon? - Right, friends. 1060 01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:27,166 No doubt about it! 1061 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:31,708 I told you the women in those photos are real.