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Mahmoud! Get up now!
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Uncle's coming soon.
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Hello, boss.
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Thank you.
Say hello to your dad from me.
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Summer vacation.
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Great for ethnic Norwegians, but word,
it sucks for us broke foreigners.
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They've got mountain cabins, seaside
cabins, mainland cabins, skerry cabins.
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They drive two sec from Oslo to park their
pink asses on shitholes scary as fuck.
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Norwegians in Norway sit bare-assed,
reading comics
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and checking the weather.
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Bro, dad didn't go by train and container
to Norway to shit outdoors!
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- Right.
- The thing is:
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After a holiday in Pakistan
you feel like a Marvel hero.
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I'm not kidding! You survived all that!
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The dogs here eat better than most humans.
They need dentists and get diabetes.
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But the fucking dogs in Pakistan...
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Down there, the dogs eat dirt
and crap and carcasses.
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One of the bastard mutts jetted after me.
I'd had chili curry, and got the trotters.
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He was starving. Everything was food.
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Luckily Pakistani aunts are the best.
Like, real family. For life.
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Not like in Norway,
where families last five minutes.
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After that I ate loads of naan
to get constipated.
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Take care of your tummy.
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Word, man.
The moment we touched down...
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I blasted that loo
like it was World War III.
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Three weeks of crap - in one go.
Poor ethnic Norwegian.
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Now he's got a hate group on Facebook:
"Help! They're taking over our country!"
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He writes muck about foreigners.
While eating kebab?!
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Mild, no onion, extra corn.
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Bro, most of us are stuffed with chili,
kebab and soft drinks.
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Are we gonna fart our way to power?
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Oi! Mahmoud!
Finding yourself again?
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Stop philosophising and get up here!
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- Move it!
- I've tidied up!
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Have you seen what your room looks like?
Come on, move it!
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Mahmoud! I see everything.
Don't even think about it! Tidy up!
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- Okay, fine!
- And show some respect, Mahmoud!
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- You have to tidy up, Ali.
- Can you help me, bro?
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Dad didn't come to Norway for his youngest
son to get hooked on pink horses either.
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What did I say about rainbow unicorns?
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The log doesn't lie, Ali.
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Why do you never do what I say?
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Mom collects sandals. She smacks us
with them when we don't listen to her.
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It's tradition where she's from.
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- You expect your mother to tidy up here?
- I've tidied up, mom! Look!
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But someone seems to have dropped
a dollar-store bomb on Ali's half.
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Don't be cheeky! Help your brother!
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That's life for Paki kids. Think about it,
Norwegian kids, when you don't get
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the latest iPhone the day it's launched.
Have you seen my phone?
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Ali!
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- What are you doing?!
- Sorry!
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Dammit, Ali. Get a grip, bro.
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- So what's up?
- Nothing.
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Mahmoud has to tidy the room,
or mom will smack him.
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- Good luck with that.
- Good luck with this... kickass thing.
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See you, Ali. Bye.
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- You look weird, bro.
- Shut up. Go tidy the room.
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- You look weird, bro.
- Shut up. Go tidy the room.
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Hey, relax.
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Freaking Kurds. They're all called Goran.
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My day-one, Arif, has only one eye.
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- Arif!
- His mom went mental, ninja style.
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Instead of comforting him, she said,
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"It's okay, Arif. I still have
eight children who can see."
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"In Norway, the welfare office
helps the blind."
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"If you go blind, get disability benefits
so your dad and I can afford another kid."
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But that's not the weirdest thing
about Arif. Just wait. Here it comes.
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I'm pretty sure nothing of this is real.
Get it? We don't exist.
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Nothing exists.
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Okay, bro. But what's happening?
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If nothing exists,
then nothing's happening, like.
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- And you?
- I walked down the stairs with Arisha.
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- Or behind her.
- Behind's behind.
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- But hey, applied for a summer job yet?
- Think Mahmoud Marof can find work?
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- Wrong name.
- I've applied.
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But your name isn't Preben, Aksel or Noah.
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- How many names do you have? 17?
- I think it's eight.
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Arif Abdul Bin Hassan
Ul Darrori Husne Kitaaba Khusri.
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Nine. Nine names.
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Oi, Mahmoud! Four full milk,
three wholemeal bread and kefir. Move it!
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Two large Pepsi Max and one Sprite. Your
uncle only drinks Sprite. Don't forget it!
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And bullet chili! Your dad shits blood
if I use regular. I mix it with yoghurt.
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So I don't have to wash undies all day.
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Still got problems, Zubaida? Did you get
Mahmoud to rub his butt with mustard oil?
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I put my husband on a stone
I heat in the oven. Then I feed him grass.
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It's like the UN, bro. But it's not about
poverty, hunger and global heating.
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It's about my dad's bunghole.
His ass has cost me
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every ounce of self-respect I've
scraped together through 13 long years.
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Mahmoud, watch out!
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Look at those morons!
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LAST CHEAP BREAD!
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Dammit.
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I didn't come here
to eat overpriced bread!
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No, let's eat cheap bread and shit blood.
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Oh my days...
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People in Pakistan think everyone
in Norway's loaded.
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But we skimp on everything.
It's super-important for dad
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to serve his brother only the best.
Mom has to hang in there 24/7
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to avoid a scandal in the old country.
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They're coming! Hurry!
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Uncle will be wearing his shalwar kameez
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and look like the most corrupt
Pakistani politician ever.
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- What did I tell you?
- Hello, Zubaida.
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- Hello, brother.
- It's been ages.
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Did you have a pleasant journey?
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You have no idea. There's some bad blood
and unmentionable caste stuff going on.
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And I promise it'll screw up
my entire summer, man.
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- Mahmoud!
- Greetings.
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Hello, my boy.
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And this? Is it really Ali?
He certainly has grown!
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Eat?
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Samosas, deep-fried so they're super
crispy outside and soft on the inside.
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Delicious chicken karahi.
Raita, with proper thick yoghurt.
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She's even made real saffron rice!
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- Zubaida, you always make food this good?
- Always.
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- Zubaida makes delicious food.
- Wonderful!
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Wow!
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Wow!
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- Wow!
- Ali? Ali?
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If you burp in Pakistan,
it means the food is great.
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- It's a huge compliment.
- Hey, Shahbaz?
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Does driving a taxi here pay well?
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- We get by. It's only temporary.
- Temporary?
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- I see.
- Mom cleans at school.
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It really helps if the wife
also has a job.
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I was supposed to have
summer vacation now, but...
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Women get summer vacation as well?
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I must say.
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- These are from auntie.
- Thank you.
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- Shahbaz!
- Sandal.
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A lota. Aluminium.
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Whites hoard toilet rolls.
Dad uses a lota.
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It's got the perfect spout!
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- Just the right size.
- Mahmoud, for you.
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Nice shirt, huh?
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- "Armani", mom.
- No, Ermani is spelled with an E.
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Number one in Pakistan.
Comes from America.
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- Thanks, Uncle Ji.
- Do I get a unicorn pencil box?
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- What did he say?
- He asks if you have anything for him.
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Of course I do, my boy. Here you go.
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- Thank you, Uncle Ji!
- Here, Shahbaz. Cigarettes.
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- By the way...
- He quit smoking two years ago.
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Keep your gifts.
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- It belonged to mother.
- She'll come around.
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It's been ages.
You never call.
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- Mom and dad would have appreciated it.
- You're here now.
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True enough.
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I brought something else too.
Check it out.
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- Maula Jatt!
- Remember?
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Sultan Rahi. Oh, jeez.
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He's huge in Pakistan. He was brutal, bro.
Only played in gory action movies.
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He's Pakistan's Chuck Norris,
Lars Monsen and Zlatan.
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Hey, man. Check out Mukkho.
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God almighty.
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Poor Mahmoud.
You should've had a daughter.
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It's not too late. What do you think?
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Ali, what did I tell you about
that unicorn stuff? You're too old!
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Let Ali watch what he likes.
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Zubaida! Have you got biscuits
for the tea? And more mango!
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- I don't want anything from him. Get it?
- Okay, fine! What do I care?
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Don't take that tone with me.
Understood?
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Paki kids are slaves to their parents.
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I came to Norway to give you
a better life, so you owe me a massage.
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Thank God that Mahmoud is such
a dutiful son, Shahbaz.
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Mahmoud? I have to work this summer.
Mom has to cook.
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Someone has to take care of Uncle Ji.
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It'll have to be you.
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Here we go. My summer, already
fucked up by milk, more milk, soft drinks,
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cheap bread, more fucking milk,
just became 1000 % more fucked up.
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My life is ruined.
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I'm not Norwegian.
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Not Pakistani.
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What the hell am I?
What am I doing by this stupid lake?
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Norwegian values, Mahmoud.
Norwegian values...
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Mahmoud! Get up! I've had it!
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- Get that idiot out of here!
- Mom!
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Mahmoud! Put this on.
Come on, let's go!
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- Nice T-shirt, Mahmoud. Real Ermani?
- Shut up.
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Ermani!
Everything's so beautiful!
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Is there never war here?
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No, Uncle Ji. Hardly ever.
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Uncle Ji thinks he's in heaven. He doesn't
know this is the East Side, full of blacks
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Uncle Ji thinks he's in heaven. He doesn't
know this is the East Side, full of blacks
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and high-rises Norwegians won't live in.
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Everything's so clean!
Do they even wash the tarmac?
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Sure, every year.
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Look at that!
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- Take it easy.
- But hey...
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How can the dead rest in peace
with all this going on above them?
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Hi!
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- Stop it!
- It's okay.
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Oh my gosh.
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Two months in Norway is
far from enough, Mahmoud!
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Come on! Freedom!
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Norway!
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What's that in your eye?
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Show me what you have behind your back.
Ali, show me!
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- It's nothing.
- It's something. Show it to me.
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Is that Arisha's?
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You thieving runt!
Did you take anything else?
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You know you have to give it back? God
will be mad at you. At least Arisha will.
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- But it's so pretty.
- Ali, you're a boy!
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- Hello.
- Hi. Arisha?
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Say hello to your dad from me. Bye.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Come on, Ali. Give it up.
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- Here.
- Wow! There they are.
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- It's okay. I've got lots of makeup.
- Sorry.
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- You can have it.
- Thanks a lot! You're the best!
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- May I come inside, Arisha?
- Yeah, sure thing.
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Hey, I checked my email yesterday.
Five fucking rejections.
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I handle all mom's digital ID stuff.
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- So I logged in and changed my name.
- To what?
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- Noah.
- Noah?
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Awesome, man. Rad!
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- So you're gonna apply again?
- Once I've charged.
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Just need to up my percentage.
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Go ahead and laugh.
I'm a fucking illuminati, man!
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Who is it?
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Ali? It's dinnertime. Come on!
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One moment.
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What's he wearing?
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What's going on?
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Seriously, what's going on?
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- Fine, Ali. We're going home. Take it off.
- I've outgrown it.
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- It looks nicer on Alia.
- "Alia"?
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- It looks nicer on Alia.
- "Alia"?
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- Ali, listen...
- Alia!
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- Hey, stop hanging with my brother.
- It's just a game, Mahmoud.
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Aren't you going to eat, Ali?
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It's just a phase, Shahbaz.
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00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,600
Hey, what's he doing with Arisha all day?
235
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,320
- I don't know.
- Why don't you look after him?
236
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,440
Look after him?
237
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:50,600
Sure, I can look after
Uncle Ji, Ali, Arisha.
238
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,160
Let me know if you want me
to look after anyone else.
239
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,160
Zubaida?
Do you have any sweets?
240
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,960
Ice cream or something?
241
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,480
- Mahmoud?
- Yeah?
242
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,560
- What are they fighting about?
- The old days.
243
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,120
What do you mean, "old days"?
244
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,800
Uncle Ji and dad's relatives didn't want
mom and dad to get married.
245
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,920
- Why not?
- How should I know, Ali?
246
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,960
Luckily they did.
247
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,200
Yeah, luckily.
248
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,320
Bro?
249
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,720
Bro?
250
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,200
Are you really sure God loves all people?
251
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:07,320
- Yes, Ali.
- Then why did God make me like this?
252
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,440
Like what?
253
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,760
- Like I don't fit in.
- You fit in.
254
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,920
You're an East Side Paki
just like everyone else.
255
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,000
Hey, Mahmoud? What's that?
256
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,520
- What do you mean? It's a baby.
- But...
257
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:50,240
I explain that in Norway, men push
baby carriages and everything.
258
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:56,080
Then I tell him that women here
get ten months maternity leave,
259
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,440
and men get fifteen weeks
paternity leave too.
260
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,720
You get paid to have kids?!
261
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,160
Uncle Ji, are you okay?
262
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,200
I wanna live here, Mahmoud.
263
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,000
One, two, three...
264
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,000
Why should three Pakis
go see Munch paintings?
265
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,360
Entrance fee: NOK 160.
266
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,560
Easy savings.
267
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,800
Wow! One more time!
268
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,080
- What do you do for a living, uncle?
- He asks where you work.
269
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,520
I work in a factory
that produces leather goods.
270
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:45,160
Import, export, medical equipment,
riding articles like straps and so on.
271
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,040
Everything is sent to Europe.
272
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,280
This is a horse strap.
273
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,720
Bro, that's not riding equipment!
274
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,280
Word, Uncle Ji has no idea
what he's making.
275
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:02,560
Everyone who's seen the Internet knows
whites love to be whipped when they fuck.
276
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,040
Why are you laughing?
It's my job, chum!
277
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,920
After the Second World War,
278
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,120
they executed the traitors down here.
279
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,440
- The place is haunted at night.
- Haunted?
280
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,360
God save us!
281
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:28,680
Sometimes I feel like an Oslonian.
It should've been a separate nationality.
282
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,920
If anyone asked, I'd say, "I'm from Oslo."
283
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:37,000
"I'm Oslonian."
Identity crisis? Done, bro.
284
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:43,720
Listen up, boys.
I've found some girls for you.
285
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,800
Look, Mahmoud. This is Rizwana.
Ripe for marriage.
286
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,280
- Look at that basket! Isn't it nice?
- What do I need a basket for?
287
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,920
Come on, Mahmoud. Wake up.
288
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,080
Real Pakistani girls
beat girls raised in Norway.
289
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,916
And here's one for you, Ali.
Neelam!
290
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,640
And here's one for you, Ali.
Neelam!
291
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,480
We haven't agreed yet,
but with some negotiation...
292
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,560
- Show us a picture of your wife, uncle.
- Uncle Ji isn't married.
293
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,680
Why not?
294
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,000
He wants to know why you're not married.
295
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,560
It's kinda hard to explain.
I guess it's fate.
296
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,080
I don't know.
297
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:56,560
You look like the cheapest made in China
Disney princess you can get
298
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,880
on Ali Baba for only nine kroner, man!
299
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,240
- Did Arisha say anything about me?
- No.
300
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:09,400
Did she say anything about me
she told you not to tell me? You sure?
301
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,720
Arisha said I could come back
whenever I want.
302
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,200
Mahmoud?
303
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:41,440
- What?
- Your crazy uncle refuses to get up.
304
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,160
Uncle Ji? What's the matter?
305
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,360
Hello, Uncle Ji?
306
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,520
Can I become a refugee?
307
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:04,320
I'll say I can't return to Pakistan
because they'll kill me.
308
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,400
They don't let Pakistanis in anymore.
We can't integrate.
309
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:13,080
I can integrate.
I can be Norwegian. Listen!
310
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,960
"Tusen takk. Absolutt."
There, I'm Norwegian!
311
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,200
Look here.
312
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:28,360
This woman thinks all Norwegians need
to have a house, a car, a boat
313
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,440
and a second home in Spain before
they can help anyone else.
314
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:38,160
Sylvi? She looks nice.
Is she married?
315
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,880
You won't like it here.
It's dark in winter.
316
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,360
People stop talking and break their legs.
317
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,960
No more nude women.
318
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:55,720
Dammit. You mean...
there's nothing we can do?
319
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,080
Making friends with mom would be a start.
320
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,880
Right.
321
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,920
- You're our guest. You don't have to help.
- It's okay. No problem.
322
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,200
What's going on?
323
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,080
- Put it there.
- Let me do it.
324
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,920
Is he gonna say I don't look after him?
325
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,920
- It's okay, I...
- Is he going to steal our deposit?
326
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,680
- Don't you dare enter my kitchen!
- Relax! Chill!
327
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:45,000
- Give me back the bottle! It's ours!
- What are you doing? Let me help!
328
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,920
You see what I'm going through?
329
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,120
I know exactly what other
Norwegian kids do all summer.
330
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,080
Oi! Mahmoud!
Finding yourself again?
331
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,120
Go get the groceries!
332
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,200
What's up, Noah?
333
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,080
Hey, you're smart.
What happens at a job interview?
334
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,840
- Jack Sparrow landed an interview?
- Soon. Tell me.
335
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,800
Sell me this pen.
336
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,920
You don't want this pen.
There's no hole on top.
337
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,680
More than a hundred people die
every year choking on these things.
338
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:57,960
So the manufacturers have started
making a hole in the cap.
339
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,916
Buy this one - or die.
340
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,520
Buy this one - or die.
341
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,000
Wow, bro!
342
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,280
You sold me the pen!
343
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,880
- Here you go.
- Mahmoud?
344
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,760
May I have a pink cake? Please?
345
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,760
- Hope you like it.
- Thank you so much!
346
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,960
Are they men?!
347
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,280
Wait. Where's Ali?
348
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,480
- Freddie Mercury.
- What?
349
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,480
Ali! What are you doing?
350
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,560
Oh!
351
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:07,840
As soon as summer comes, Norwegians
start to take off their clothes.
352
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,960
May God forgive them.
Some remove all of them.
353
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,880
May God have mercy on them.
354
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,040
My brothers.
Do not forget your faith.
355
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,160
- Protect it.
- Oh gosh.
356
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,360
Look the other way.
357
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,640
May God forgive me.
358
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,000
Uncle Ji?
Why are you up so early?
359
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,680
- I can't sleep.
- Oh? Why not?
360
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,680
- Women.
- What women?
361
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,960
All of them.
362
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,400
Don't turn to look, Uncle Ji.
363
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,520
- Hello.
- Hi there.
364
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,240
- Good.
- Do you know her?
365
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,000
No, you say hi in the woods here.
366
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:14,200
- And don't stare at their asses.
- What are we doing here?
367
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,800
- What Norwegians do.
- Okay, like...?
368
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,240
Walk in circles around lakes
in the forest?
369
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,800
And think about life.
370
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,640
And how they can cut down on sugar.
Or how they can land a new job.
371
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,920
And when they get tired...
372
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,760
They treat themselves to a Kvikk Lunsj.
373
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,280
- Sylvi too?
- Guaranteed.
374
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,080
Fucking Sylvi!
375
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,280
Hey, Mahmoud.
What's with this bike?
376
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,160
- It's a rental.
- Ok.
377
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,760
Let's go.
378
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:30,200
I don't know what these people talk about,
but it's not what ethnic Norwegians think.
379
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,880
It's very, very nice.
But guys...
380
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,960
Don't you think we should get around
to taking over Norway?
381
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,120
No, Somalis want nice blazers
and legalized khat.
382
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:48,040
Palestinians want to smoke.
Iranians want to sit on benches.
383
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:53,640
Turks want to drink tea and watch
Galatasaray vs Fenerbahce in their clubs.
384
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,800
How are we gonna take over?
All we do is chill.
385
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,916
- How much for an ice cream, Shahbaz?
- It's 27 kroner.
386
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,080
- How much for an ice cream, Shahbaz?
- It's 27 kroner.
387
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,080
27?!
388
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,280
- Is everything in Oslo this pricey?
- Yeah.
389
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,400
So eat it slowly.
390
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,840
There's no rush.
391
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,560
Ten taps for you.
392
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:30,080
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
393
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,880
"The thieves tied up their horses,"
394
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,000
"took their saddlebags
and approached the cliff wall."
395
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:42,560
"Their chieftain stopped and shouted so
loudly Ali Baba could hear every word."
396
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,720
"'Open sesame!' No sooner had he said..."
397
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,840
Alia Baba?
398
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:54,000
Alia is for real, Mahmoud.
399
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:59,960
"As soon as he spoke the words, the cliff
wall opened, and they all went inside."
400
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,080
Ali.
401
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,880
- Bro, I'm a girl.
- Huh?!
402
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,200
I look like a boy, but I'm a girl.
403
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,400
You're not a girl just cause
you hang with Arisha.
404
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,800
Mahmoud, you're so stupid.
You don't get it.
405
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,200
You think I'm a gay Paki.
But Arisha gets it.
406
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:25,200
I don't get everything, okay?
But I've got your back, bro. Always.
407
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,040
Do you have to say "bro" all the time?
408
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:45,840
Shoot me with a shotgun in the face, bro.
I've had it with my family sometimes.
409
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,000
- Ali's freaking me out, man.
- Ali's cute.
410
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,960
No, bro. Ali's...
411
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,280
He says he's a chick, and...
412
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,280
- What?
- I don't know anymore, man.
413
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,520
He keeps giving mom compliments.
414
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,200
Loves pink. Uses nail polish.
415
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,120
I don't know.
416
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:18,560
- Ali has to be who he likes.
- Why do you say that?
417
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,360
I've got an eye in my head, bro.
418
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,040
But bro? This is between us, okay?
419
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,240
born in the wrong body
420
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,240
- I was born in the wrong body.
- Woman?
421
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:52,000
- I'm comfortable with trans.
- I wasn't born in the wrong body.
422
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,040
It's stunningly wonderful!
423
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,360
Trans kids
424
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,880
I used to be a boy.
Now my name is Emma.
425
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,160
First Emma got puberty blockers,
then female hormones.
426
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,840
When she turns 18, she can
finally get her operation.
427
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:42,560
It'll be fine. Almost like you're born
with a vagina. But you don't get periods.
428
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,720
The most important thing is to
let kids be themselves.
429
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,960
It would've been easier if Ali's
name was Kristian Frederik,
430
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,680
and we lived on the West Side
with white parents.
431
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:02,000
We'd have attended a transgender course,
started a podcast, posted on insta...
432
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,240
But dad...
433
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,280
Shit, I don't know.
434
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:14,080
First he'd go mental for real
and get suicidally depressed.
435
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:18,400
I didn't come to Norway for my son
to become a daughter!
436
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,800
Besides...
437
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,080
Right now I'm seriously confused.
438
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,120
- Hi there!
- Hey, it's Ali.
439
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,120
- Mahmoud's younger brother.
- What's with the outfit?
440
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,640
Why are you wearing a dress?
441
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,600
- What's up?
- You a girl now?
442
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,280
Hi there!
443
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,240
- Hi!
- Hi.
444
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,920
What have you told Ali?
445
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,440
- He's a girl? Born in the wrong body?
- Nothing.
446
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:25,320
- Where did he get the idea? He's nine!
- You know what? You don't get it.
447
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,880
You don't know shit, okay? Just back off.
Stay away from Ali!
448
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,480
- Go radicalise someone else.
- I pity Ali who has you as his brother.
449
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,680
Yeah, just jog off.
Jet the hell outa here.
450
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,120
Look at that! She likes you.
451
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,480
- You don't have a clue, uncle.
- Mahmoud!
452
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,360
- Mahmoud!
- Leave me alone.
453
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,200
Oi, Mahmoud!
454
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:06,400
We met your bro. Nice outfit!
He's got some twisted stuff going on.
455
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,600
- He says he's a pussy!
- You wanna hear about twisted?
456
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:15,280
You wet yourself every evening
and wear diapers at night.
457
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,320
What did you say?
458
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:22,320
This wannabe gangster bitch
can't help wetting himself every night.
459
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:27,280
His mom whops him every damn evening.
I can hear you whining.
460
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,000
She's sick of doing the laundry.
461
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,760
The whole high-rise vibrates
cause of your bladder.
462
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,520
So instead of pissing on
my little brother, stop wetting your bed.
463
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,760
Mahmoud!
464
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,120
- Motherfuckers!
- Let's get outa here.
465
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,840
Scram!
466
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,560
Get up.
467
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,400
Get up.
468
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,560
Are you okay?
469
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,960
Get it now? Leave! Fuck off!
470
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,040
Come on, boys. Come.
471
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,640
What's happened?
472
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,760
What are you wearing?!
What happened?
473
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,720
Nothing. He got in a fight. It's okay.
474
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,000
Ali?
475
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,200
Go upstairs and change.
Dad will be home soon.
476
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,120
Hold this here.
477
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,320
- Ouch.
- Just a tiny...
478
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,880
Ali says he's a girl.
479
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,480
What?
480
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,360
I always knew there was
something wrong with Ali.
481
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,480
There's nothing wrong with him, mom.
482
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,080
Why hasn't he said anything to me?
483
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:34,120
He likes my clothes, my jewellery.
I thought it was just a phase.
484
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,080
That whatever it was, it would pass.
485
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,600
- Am I a bad mother, Mahmoud?
- No, you're the world's best mom.
486
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:55,400
Okay, not the world's best.
But pretty good.
487
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,640
- I can't smell anything.
- What is it, uncle?
488
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,840
What are you doing?
Stop that superstitious nonsense!
489
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,560
- If it's a djinn, I'll get it out.
- There are no evil spirits here!
490
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,080
- Calm down, Zubaida!
- Get rid of that thing!
491
00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:00,600
- What'll they say back home?
- This is my house. Stop pushing me around.
492
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:05,520
You just do as you please!
I'm spending my vacation as your servant!
493
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:10,720
It's your duty! I'm your brother-in-law!
Show some respect!
494
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,840
Cut it out, both of you!
That's enough!
495
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,880
What's going on here? Huh?
496
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,200
- Did someone beat you up?
- Uh...
497
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:31,000
Mom threw a bag with some cash
from the balcony.
498
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:36,160
Goran tried to grab it,
and we started fighting.
499
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:41,600
Mahmoud whipped his butt.
It was almost over when I arrived.
500
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,640
I'm glad you're speaking Urdu to me,
Mahmoud.
501
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,480
Spending time with family helps.
502
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,800
And you two...
503
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:02,280
I spend the whole day driving a cab
to make money. For all of us.
504
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,800
I need food and massage.
505
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,600
Not chaos.
506
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,240
- Shahbaz?
- Mm?
507
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,120
What is it?
508
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,840
Why did you choose to marry me?
509
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,440
You were...
510
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,560
Different.
511
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,720
I fought for you.
512
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,200
Every evening.
513
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,040
I came to you in the garden.
514
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440
Different.
515
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,400
Keep that in mind, Shahbaz.
516
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,520
Mahmoud? Don't just stand there.
I've made paratha with omelette.
517
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,760
OMG! So tasty it's sick, man.
518
00:49:59,880 --> 00:49:59,916
Paratha is roti with loads of butter,
egg and pepper.
519
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Paratha is roti with loads of butter,
egg and pepper.
520
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:08,440
Word, when the food bloggers
discover paratha, they'll go bananas.
521
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,040
As long as everyone has their mouth full,
there won't be chaos.
522
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:23,520
Do you think I've been working too much
lately? Have I been a lousy brother?
523
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,560
Father? And husband too?
524
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,320
I'll take time off from the cab,
525
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,600
and we can go to Verdens Ende.
526
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,320
- Where?
- End of the World!
527
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,880
End of the World? What's that
supposed to mean? The real end?
528
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,360
Not the actual end, that's just the name.
529
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:46,920
No, why would we want to go there?
No thanks.
530
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,440
- Tusenfryd?
- Do I look like a billionaire?
531
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,720
- Sognsvann!
- Again? We always go there.
532
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:59,320
- Only white folks go there.
- Picnic! By the seaside!
533
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,400
Ludicrous. Pakis on a day trip.
534
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:11,200
See whatever you went to see. Picnic on
a parking lot or something. Drive back.
535
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,040
No shell pants, primus or bird dog here.
536
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,000
Come on, dad. Put on something cool.
Surprise us!
537
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,840
"I'll kiss the ground you walk upon"
538
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,680
"if you let me come close to you."
539
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,960
"The love song is beautiful..."
540
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,240
Wait! Look, the sun's coming out!
541
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,240
- I'll head down to the water.
- See you down there.
542
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,560
- Fantastic!
- Uncle loves water.
543
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,680
Yes, that's right.
544
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,440
- Ali, be careful!
- Sure.
545
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:52,360
I thought we were supposed to be together.
546
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,520
We are together, Shahbaz.
547
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,760
Come with me.
Come here.
548
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,120
You're mad!
You're messing up our kids!
549
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:31,000
I wanna be a girl!
550
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,040
- Shahbaz, wait!
- I'm a girl!
551
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,520
Come down here at once!
552
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,960
- I wanna be a girl!
- Stop saying that! You're a boy! A boy!
553
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,920
Come here, now!
You're a boy, you hear me?!
554
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,080
I'm a girl!
555
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,280
What's happened?
556
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,040
Mom told dad about Ali.
557
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,320
But Mahmoud...
558
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,560
- Ali isn't a girl.
- Nah...
559
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,520
But I don't know.
560
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:46,880
When the chili refused to burn properly,
I knew there was something wrong.
561
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,720
- Mahmoud? Is Ali a hijra?
- Uh...
562
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,040
What's a hijra?
563
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,640
Neither man nor woman.
564
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,916
Hijras are sacred. They can bless
or curse. They are fascinating things.
565
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,680
Hijras are sacred. They can bless
or curse. They are fascinating things.
566
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:07,520
- Ali isn't a thing.
- You're right.
567
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,640
- Shahbaz?
- That's enough!
568
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,120
Some families don't know
what pleasant means.
569
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:20,200
- That's enough, I said!
- All they know is chaos.
570
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,320
Here I am, working myself to death
to put food on the table.
571
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,400
- This one goes out, this one and this one!
- Are you crazy?
572
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,040
- What is this?
- Why are you doing this?
573
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,240
Shahbaz, stop it!
574
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:40,080
- You've let him run wild!
- And you've lost your mind!
575
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,400
I should've put my foot down ages ago!
576
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,240
Are you completely insane?
577
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,040
- Ali's our child!
- He can't possibly be my kid!
578
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:55,440
Out! Out! I don't want you here!
Leave, or I'll take the kids and...
579
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,600
Come on, brother. We can't stay here.
580
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:28,320
Yeah, you can leave too. I know
you'll squeal to your crazy relatives.
581
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,280
I'm not afraid of anyone!
582
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,040
I work myself to death to give
that boy a good life.
583
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,560
- He's just a child.
- That's right. Just a child.
584
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,960
He doesn't know what's right.
585
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,400
Imagine if we'd told people
back home we were girls?
586
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,680
It would be a disaster.
587
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,880
- Don't say a word about this in Pakistan.
- I won't.
588
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,360
I work all the time.
Didn't even notice.
589
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,400
But this ends here.
590
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,520
Tomorrow morning we'll set Ali straight.
591
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,480
This is all Zubaida's fault.
592
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,760
We should've married the sisters
dad found for us.
593
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,360
If I'd listened to him, none of this
would have happened.
594
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,600
Shahbaz?
595
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,240
Are you asleep?
596
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,920
Zubaida?
I need to speak with you.
597
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,320
Zubaida, I...
598
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,320
I... Thank you.
599
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,880
I bet you're pleased now.
600
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,040
- What happened?
- The taxi was so cold.
601
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,920
- What do you mean?
- Well...
602
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:34,360
Zubaida, let me in. Open the door.
603
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,920
What are you doing here?
604
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,080
Zubaida is right, Shahbaz.
605
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,080
Who do you think you are?
606
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:51,960
My son won't be a hijra who dances at
weddings and sits begging by the roadside.
607
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,920
- But Shahbaz, Ali will stay here with you.
- Nonsense!
608
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,680
Let me in!
609
00:59:59,800 --> 00:59:59,916
Mahmoud?
Don't I deserve to use my own toilet?
610
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,360
Mahmoud?
Don't I deserve to use my own toilet?
611
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,800
You're making a fool of yourself.
Get a grip.
612
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,840
Zubaida?
613
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,040
Can you give me my lota too?
614
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,880
You want me to give him this?
615
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,560
- Take it and leave.
- What's this?!
616
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,600
Goodbye, Shahbaz.
617
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,840
Arif here. I'm real busy.
Leave a message. Beep.
618
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,400
Put it here.
619
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,400
Do you like it?
620
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,280
Ali?
621
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Aren't you hungry?
622
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,440
Okay, bro. Take care.
623
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:07,240
- When will you stop messing with my life?
- It's my duty to look after you, Shahbaz.
624
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:22,720
You can't even take care of yourself.
How are you supposed to look after me?
625
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:26,800
"Give me this, give me that!
Shahbaz, give me some money!"
626
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:31,000
You're just a freeloader.
You've got no wife, no kids.
627
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:35,440
- That's enough, Shahbaz.
- You'll be alone all your life.
628
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:45,600
Have you lost your mind? Huh?!
629
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,800
No, you have to hold my hand!
630
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,480
You don't know what you've got, bro.
631
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,240
Know what it's like to be alone?
632
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:20,920
Every day I go to the factory.
Then I go home, eat,
633
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,800
sleep, and return to the factory.
634
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,080
That's all.
635
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,920
My life is an empty shell.
636
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:34,560
If a child is a boy, how can it
suddenly turn into a girl?
637
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,600
All day...
638
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:41,920
All day you sit in the cab.
You can't catch everything.
639
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,640
Go home, Shahbaz.
640
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:57,280
- I'll walk home through the forest.
- The forest?
641
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,916
In this country people go for walks
around lakes. You should try it.
642
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,560
In this country people go for walks
around lakes. You should try it.
643
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,960
It's very relaxing.
644
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,960
Daddy's coming!
645
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,000
Dad? Ali needs help!
646
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:48,280
- Is it that fucking hard to get?
- Firstly: We don't swear, Mahmoud.
647
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,040
Daddy!
648
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,560
Ali?
649
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,120
It's for you, daddy!
650
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,680
Ali! Ali! Careful!
651
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,560
- Catch!
- Ali!
652
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,440
Take all of it!
653
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,080
- Ali!
- I don't want it!
654
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,800
Zubaida!
655
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,840
Ali!
656
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,520
- Ali!
- What's happened, Mahmoud?
657
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,120
Mahmoud? What's wrong?
658
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,360
- I can't find Ali.
- What?
659
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,280
Ali!
660
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,160
Ali? Mahmoud? Ali!
661
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:58,760
What have you done?
What's going on?
662
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,760
Are you alright, darling?
Are you okay?
663
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,240
- I want to throw it all away.
- Ali's confused.
664
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,880
It will pass, with God's help.
665
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,240
- You're confused!
- You've made him a girl!
666
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,120
You're crazy. Talking rubbish.
667
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:20,680
Shut up, Shahbaz!
Shut your mouth and keep it shut!
668
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:26,400
All your life you've made shitty plans.
None of them have ever come to anything!
669
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:31,720
You've never seen your children.
Never given them any of your time.
670
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:36,760
If I ever hear this crap from you again,
I'll take the kids to the crisis centre.
671
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:41,920
You can sit there in your goddamn taxi
and scratch your balls!
672
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:46,320
If you live your life to please others,
dad, you're a pussy.
673
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,240
- What?!
- You're not man enough to be a dad!
674
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,600
Is that how you talk to your father?!
675
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,040
I'll go with mom to the crisis centre.
676
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:00,000
- I mean it! Just keep your hands off Ali!
- Shahbaz!
677
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:03,800
Are you pleased with yourself now?
678
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,800
Tell me, Shahbaz.
Are you pleased with yourself?
679
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:19,240
You've never hugged your son, never
looked him in the eye, never kissed him.
680
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,080
What sort of a father are you?!
681
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:29,560
What sort of a father are you?! Huh?
682
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,400
If anything happens to my child
683
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,160
because of you,
684
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:45,280
I'll chop you up into tiny pieces,
you goddamn dog.
685
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,040
Ali is Ali.
686
01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:59,640
That's just how it is.
687
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,800
Alia.
688
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,280
Alia.
689
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,520
- Hi.
- Hello, brother.
690
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,960
Here's some tea.
691
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,120
- Zubaida?
- Yes?
692
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,400
- Please.
- I can't accept it.
693
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,560
- Zubaida...
- Thank you, brother.
694
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,840
What's up?
695
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:22,000
Zubaida used it to tell your father
she was outside. Like this.
696
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,240
Shahbaz would sneak out.
697
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,280
But there were many who tried to stop us.
698
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,360
I made a mistake.
699
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,400
Forgive me.
700
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:43,840
You're a good person, Zubaida. Very good.
701
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,960
Shahbaz is very fortunate.
702
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,880
Huh?
Where did that come from?
703
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,880
Your brother brought it for me.
704
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:07,280
- I've looked for it everywhere.
- I found it among mom's stuff.
705
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,920
She wanted Zubaida to have it.
706
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,640
- More milk and soft drinks?
- It never ends.
707
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,680
I know.
708
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,560
Maybe it'll calm down
when Uncle Ji leaves.
709
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:43,920
Three less litres of Sprite.
Every day.
710
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:53,360
So Alia's a girl?
711
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:56,000
Yeah.
712
01:12:56,120 --> 01:13:00,040
- And that's okay?
- Yeah, seems to be.
713
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:03,120
- I'm a girl too, by the way.
- Yeah.
714
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:06,280
I've noticed.
715
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:28,080
- Uh... I have to get the groceries.
- Yeah.
716
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,200
See you.
717
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,680
Zubaida wasn't from our caste.
It was a mess.
718
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,720
It doesn't mean anything here, mom says.
719
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:43,320
We all scrub toilets and drive taxis.
720
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,640
Zubaida and Shahbaz
loved each other very much.
721
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,520
But I tried to stop them.
722
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,000
By the way, why did you never get married?
723
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,360
Dad had found two sisters.
724
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,480
One for me and one for Shahbaz.
725
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:11,600
But when Shahbaz left with Zubaida,
they said we'd broken the agreement.
726
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:22,680
Isn't it time you let yourself
have another chance?
727
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:28,200
Can't you put it behind you?
728
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:33,480
Mahmoud, I don't want to go home.
I don't want to go back!
729
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:37,080
I've seen so many great things here.
Freedom.
730
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,600
In Norway you can be
whoever you want to be.
731
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:47,360
Except a Muslim, maybe.
732
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:51,120
But I don't have the heart to tell him.
733
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:58,920
- Sacred Alia.
- Don't give her any ideas!
734
01:14:59,040 --> 01:14:59,916
She's spoiled enough as it is.
735
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,480
She's spoiled enough as it is.
736
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,480
You have to bless me before my journey.
737
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,800
Thank you, my beautiful niece.
738
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,320
Is there no way I can stay?
739
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:30,280
"Do not call us, we'll call you."
740
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:38,160
Take good care of your family.
You're so lucky.
741
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,000
You fool.
742
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:47,120
- Thank you. Thank you so much. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
743
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:19,080
Bro? Give me that shitass mobile.
I'll give you a discount on a new one.
744
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:23,000
Hey, hold up.
Are you sure your job exists?
745
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,520
- I thought you said nothing exists?
- Word, bro.
746
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:30,560
- A real job. Real cash, man.
- But bro?
747
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,760
What happened to Noah?
748
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:36,560
Mom found out and went mental.
I tried to switch back.
749
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:39,360
Had a crazy meet with the tax office.
750
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:43,120
I looked at the broad
with my one eye and told her.
751
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,600
It pays to lie sometimes, man.
752
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:58,320
- You two? Haram like hell.
- Huh? You never even pray.
753
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,600
I mean for you, fool.
754
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:03,840
Oi, Mahmoud! Get...
755
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:08,360
Yeah, yeah. I'm on it.
Bullet chili and lots of yoghurt.
756
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,040
And Mahmoud? Get honey for Alia.
757
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:14,480
- Her skin is so greasy.
- Mommy!
758
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:20,760
Problems with zits, Alia? You need to rub
your face with a mixture of tomatoes,
759
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,800
honey and turmeric.
760
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,440
You have to make a paste from...
761
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:28,560
Listen, Mahmoud will find himself someday.
762
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,520
- But right now he's got his hands full.
- Come on!
763
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,080
Come on, let's go.