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So, yeah. You know how I've been saying, you know, 51 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,275 - I live in Fester Hopperfoot's old house. - Yeah. Yeah. 52 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:51,346 Well, I found his treasure map at the bottom of the attic. 53 00:03:51,371 --> 00:03:52,528 At the bottom of the attic? 54 00:03:52,553 --> 00:03:53,555 The bottom of the attic. 55 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:54,469 That makes sense. 56 00:03:54,494 --> 00:03:57,211 Okay, so this-so this is okay. Okay. 57 00:03:57,235 --> 00:04:00,626 So, this is the treasure map to Fester Hopperfoot's gold. 58 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:01,116 Uh huh. 59 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:06,301 X marks the spot not Y. It's gold. Well, there's both X and Y on there. 60 00:04:06,325 --> 00:04:08,555 Wait, what? Well, Y, no gold here. 61 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:10,905 - But there's gold here. - Correct. 62 00:04:12,005 --> 00:04:15,643 - Why no gold here? - I don't know. 63 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:18,146 I, you know, it, this is Fester. 64 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,002 - You know Fester Hopperfoot. - Oh. 65 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:24,315 He's. Fester's a little. Yeah. Yeah. He was. 66 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:25,887 What if he's tricking us? 67 00:04:25,911 --> 00:04:28,898 Oh, if. What if? It can't. Because the farm's here. 68 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:31,105 This is my house and I was a cartographer. 69 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:33,027 Remember when I got into cartography? 70 00:04:33,051 --> 00:04:36,498 So, it's this is exactly the spot from my house. 71 00:04:36,522 --> 00:04:37,824 - Okay. - Straight out the door? 72 00:04:37,848 --> 00:04:39,123 - From right here. - Oh. 73 00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:43,066 That's coffee-B Country. 74 00:04:43,090 --> 00:04:45,740 It's gotta be, right? A house that Brad Pitt doesn't live in. 75 00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:47,755 - I've been to that house. - There's one. 76 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:53,414 It was very dilapidated, very scary. But you know what? 77 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,762 There were dogs there so that was pretty cool. 78 00:04:55,787 --> 00:04:57,109 Fester Hopperfoot's gold. 79 00:04:57,133 --> 00:04:58,509 Fester Hopperfoot's gold. 80 00:04:58,533 --> 00:04:59,921 Fester Hopperfoot's gold, 81 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:01,171 Fester Hopperfoot's gold. 82 00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:02,893 Fester Hopperfoot's gold. 83 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:06,234 Lots of people like gold, it's really pretty. 84 00:05:06,901 --> 00:05:14,901 [Music] 85 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:28,771 I'm Dallas Ryan and I want you to vote for me for your mayor. 86 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,886 Los Angeles is going down the crapper. 87 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:36,176 Yeah, sure some people say I'm a rageaholic and I am 88 00:05:36,201 --> 00:05:37,646 but don't you want someone 89 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,229 that's going to rage for your rights? 90 00:05:41,294 --> 00:05:43,285 And don't you want someone 91 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:46,367 that's going to rage for the injustice? 92 00:05:46,521 --> 00:05:51,794 Don't you want someone that's going to rage in the cage against the system? 93 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:55,410 Don't you want someone that's going to rage against the machine, 94 00:05:55,434 --> 00:06:02,684 against all of this bull? Well, that's me. 95 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:06,432 I'll rage for your rights. 96 00:06:08,065 --> 00:06:12,827 I feel good. I feel I feel powerful. 97 00:06:14,851 --> 00:06:17,043 I can feel this cocaine 98 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:20,233 flowing through my veins. 99 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:37,825 Now, Chloe Brewer, she says, 100 00:06:37,849 --> 00:06:40,620 shooting cocaine in your veins is wrong. 101 00:06:40,645 --> 00:06:44,367 She's pro-snort but I'm pro-vein. 102 00:06:44,391 --> 00:06:46,718 Vein is the only way it gets done. 103 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:51,065 Yeah, she says snorting cocaine is the way to go. 104 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:53,469 It's safer. It's not. 105 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,405 Pro-vein is the way we're going to get it to these children. 106 00:06:57,966 --> 00:07:00,028 It's the only way. 107 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:03,972 Ryan says, methamphetamines is the way to go. 108 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,881 Well, he's out of his mind. 109 00:07:06,905 --> 00:07:12,453 Obviously, methamphetamines is the way to go, but it's too expensive. 110 00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:14,540 Cocaine is cost efficient. 111 00:07:15,011 --> 00:07:18,797 It won't bankrupt LA anymore than it needs to be. 112 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:26,100 Go with cocaine. Be pro-vein Vote for Dallas Ryan. 113 00:07:26,124 --> 00:07:33,395 Dallas Ryan believes that our children should be shooting up cocaine. 114 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:37,845 I say we need to get back to our roots. Snorting is the way to go. 115 00:07:37,869 --> 00:07:40,949 It's safer, it's more efficient 116 00:07:40,973 --> 00:07:43,718 and you might even get a nose job out of it. 117 00:07:43,742 --> 00:07:51,742 Chloe Brewer says, snort and I believe in that, America. 118 00:07:56,642 --> 00:08:02,424 Los Angeles has a problem and that problem is Dallas Ryan, 119 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:06,531 okay? He's a rager. He rages. 120 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:09,444 We cannot have that in Los Angeles. 121 00:08:09,468 --> 00:08:13,648 Not right now. Not today. 122 00:08:13,672 --> 00:08:20,555 So, join me, Chloe Brewer as we snort across California. 123 00:08:20,579 --> 00:08:24,258 Cocaine for us. 124 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:29,130 Hey everybody, I'm here to talk to you today about methamphetamine. 125 00:08:31,276 --> 00:08:34,936 One thing you gotta do though is get a new spoon every time. 126 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,538 Methamphetamines really are the way to go. 127 00:08:37,562 --> 00:08:40,575 We've heard about cocaine. We've heard about other ways to do things 128 00:08:40,599 --> 00:08:44,078 but the one thing you gotta do though is get a new spoon every time. 129 00:08:45,086 --> 00:08:49,967 Ryan believes we need to be giving our children methamphetamines. 130 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:51,753 Why? 131 00:08:51,777 --> 00:08:53,821 Cocaine is right there. 132 00:08:53,845 --> 00:08:59,281 It's classier. It's richer. It's for winners. 133 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:04,943 So join me, Chloe Brewer as we snort across California. 134 00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:31,200 Hi, I'm Karen Overmeyer here with our undercover officer, and... 135 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:32,493 - Well. - What? 136 00:09:32,522 --> 00:09:35,183 Not anymore. 137 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:40,635 Not anymore! You're-Oh, oh my God. 138 00:09:40,659 --> 00:09:42,330 It's okay. Just keep going. 139 00:09:42,355 --> 00:09:45,912 We're here with our officer 140 00:09:45,937 --> 00:09:51,066 and we're going to be really delving into this missing Tupperware situation 141 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:54,182 that's affecting our great city. 142 00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:56,483 Boy, that guy with the red stuff on his lips 143 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,887 sure looks like the guy with the lipstick on that's looking for the gold. 144 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,091 What do you know about the missing Tupperware? 145 00:10:04,244 --> 00:10:06,561 Well, I know there's some sick people out there. 146 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:08,863 We've been on this case for a long time. 147 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:11,833 We've been trying to find the missing Tupperware. 148 00:10:12,329 --> 00:10:13,701 It looks like this. 149 00:10:14,707 --> 00:10:21,763 If you see it, please call the number above, and bring it home. Please. 150 00:10:22,462 --> 00:10:26,027 This is-this is affecting everyone. 151 00:10:26,341 --> 00:10:31,385 There's too many of these going out and on the campaign for Dallas Ryan, 152 00:10:31,409 --> 00:10:35,356 we need these for the needles and the cocaine. 153 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:39,627 Okay, well, we're not getting political here, okay? No. 154 00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:41,696 No politics. 155 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:48,336 So please bring the baby home. 156 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,538 - Look at it. - This is someone's child. 157 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:54,530 Look at. Look at the innocence. 158 00:10:56,263 --> 00:10:59,814 We don't want any Tupperware to be left behind. 159 00:11:00,999 --> 00:11:03,718 I just get so emotional about. 160 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:05,820 How's that make you feel? 161 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,386 Think about it. 162 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:12,994 I'm sorry. Just thinking about the Tupperware. 163 00:11:13,018 --> 00:11:14,862 Just being out there. 164 00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:17,573 It might be the lidless. 165 00:11:17,598 --> 00:11:20,737 Hold it. Hold it. 166 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:36,053 I'm breaking down. I'm sorry. This is not professional. 167 00:11:36,843 --> 00:11:41,176 But I'm breaking down right now. I'm very sad. 168 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:58,806 Life does not give you lemons. Life does not hand you lemons. 169 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:03,778 Life literally puts lemons in like a potato launcher 170 00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:09,517 and fires those fucking lemons at you like 60 miles per hour. 171 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:15,143 You can't even catch those lemons. Let alone squeeze them out to make lemonade 172 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:18,888 okay? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not how this works. 173 00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:25,499 I need life to get its act together and start gently handing me the lemons 174 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:30,504 instead of launching them at me like I'm some fat kid in a dodge ball game 175 00:12:30,528 --> 00:12:32,434 because I'm not good at this. 176 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:37,666 I can't do this. I'm stressed. 177 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:47,000 [gong dings] 178 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:53,394 Chloe, when I was a lad, I dreamt of gold. 179 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:54,749 Gold. 180 00:12:55,161 --> 00:12:59,667 My mom told me I would get gold. 181 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,003 Oh, that's cool. This is a musical. 182 00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:04,111 I used to have dreams. 183 00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:05,608 Dreams. 184 00:13:05,632 --> 00:13:10,378 Of sleeping on hard-plated pillow made of gold. 185 00:13:10,402 --> 00:13:12,513 Gold! 186 00:13:12,537 --> 00:13:18,673 I used to have dreams of eating gold plated spaghetti. 187 00:13:22,382 --> 00:13:24,125 It was good. Hmm. 188 00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:25,626 What did it taste like? 189 00:13:25,663 --> 00:13:27,662 Boy, there sure is a lot of background noise. 190 00:13:28,228 --> 00:13:36,147 It tasted like gold… 191 00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:44,172 [singing] 192 00:13:44,772 --> 00:13:52,572 [singing] 193 00:13:52,597 --> 00:14:00,438 [singing] 194 00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:08,305 [singing] 195 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:16,172 [singing] 196 00:14:16,197 --> 00:14:23,972 [singing] 197 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:31,572 [singing] 198 00:14:31,597 --> 00:14:36,863 [singing] 199 00:14:39,372 --> 00:14:41,639 I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. 200 00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:45,972 I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. 201 00:14:45,997 --> 00:14:48,376 I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. 202 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:53,253 I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. I want gold. 203 00:14:53,278 --> 00:14:58,061 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 204 00:14:58,086 --> 00:15:01,810 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 205 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:05,137 I gotta get my gold. 206 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,361 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 207 00:15:07,385 --> 00:15:13,296 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 208 00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:17,045 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 209 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,803 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 210 00:15:19,907 --> 00:15:22,772 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 211 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,618 I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 212 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:26,578 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 213 00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:30,416 I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 214 00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:32,252 I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 215 00:15:32,277 --> 00:15:34,243 - I gotta get my gold. - I gotta get my gold. 216 00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:41,915 I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold I gotta get my gold. 217 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:49,329 I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold I gotta get my gold. 218 00:15:49,354 --> 00:15:55,891 I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 219 00:15:55,916 --> 00:16:01,049 I get my gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold I gotta get my gold. 220 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:07,054 Ryan was forbidden to watch a musical as a young boy. 221 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:12,147 He had always wondered what it would be like to watch a live musical. 222 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,962 But was put to shame by his loved ones 223 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,698 if he even brought up the thought of it. 224 00:16:18,326 --> 00:16:23,204 So as he watched the musical that day for the first time in his life, 225 00:16:23,228 --> 00:16:27,541 he realized that everything finally made sense. 226 00:16:27,565 --> 00:16:30,998 He had been running his whole life. 227 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:36,784 Running away from his problems, running away from everything. 228 00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:43,190 But as he watched that musical, he realized that he didn't have to run away any longer. 229 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:49,196 For the first time in his life he had purpose, and understanding 230 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:52,132 for what it meant to be alive. 231 00:16:52,748 --> 00:16:56,670 His life now had meaning and structure 232 00:16:56,817 --> 00:17:02,109 and he knew he would never run away ever again 233 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,310 I gotta get my gold. 234 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,312 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 235 00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:06,447 I gotta get my gold. 236 00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:07,515 I gotta get my gold. 237 00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:08,649 I gotta get my gold. 238 00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:09,717 I gotta get my gold. 239 00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:10,784 I gotta get my gold. 240 00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:14,860 - I gotta get some gold. - I gotta get some mold. 241 00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:26,200 On Dallas Ryan's campaign, we don't want anymore ODing. 242 00:17:26,615 --> 00:17:28,903 No more deaths on cocaine. 243 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:33,307 That's why we're going to start these children young, at 10 years old. 244 00:17:33,331 --> 00:17:35,876 They're going to start shooting up in schools 245 00:17:35,937 --> 00:17:39,367 and on my campaign bumps for toddlers. 246 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:44,151 We're going to hand out Tupperware with needles and cocaine in it 247 00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:45,986 to give to all the children. 248 00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:52,541 That way, when their immunity builds up to it, there will be no more ODing. 249 00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:57,364 And when World War 4 comes and they try to kill all of us 250 00:17:57,569 --> 00:18:02,251 by injecting us with cocaine, the children won't die 251 00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:04,672 because now they're immune to it. 252 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:06,728 We'll all be immune to it. 253 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:13,380 Vote Dallas Ryan and I'll make sure every single person gets an injection of cocaine. 254 00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:17,705 At least once a day, maybe even twice. 255 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:22,423 Dallas Ryan believes we should give our children cocaine at 10 years old. 256 00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:25,025 Ryan believes just out of the womb. 257 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:30,398 No, let's be goldilocks in this situation. 258 00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:36,537 I say five is the perfect age to start on cocaine. 259 00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:38,989 It's a go-getter. 260 00:18:39,013 --> 00:18:45,412 It forms up an excitable child but not too excitable. 261 00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:51,998 So join me, Chloe Brewer, at five, not ten, not one. 262 00:18:52,038 --> 00:18:57,297 Five, the perfect number to start a drug. 263 00:19:00,676 --> 00:19:02,456 Chloe Brewer says 264 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:07,801 she wants to have these kids start snorting cocaine at five years old. 265 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,237 But that's just wrong. 266 00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:11,475 It's too early. 267 00:19:11,499 --> 00:19:14,174 That looks like the same location they're looking for the gold. 268 00:19:14,198 --> 00:19:18,078 Ryan's plan is to start these babies on methamphetamines 269 00:19:18,102 --> 00:19:19,546 when they're out of the womb. 270 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:23,751 But Ryan has a plan to take over the world. 271 00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:28,555 He wants to build super mutant humanoids. 272 00:19:28,579 --> 00:19:32,046 See, I've been talking to scientists recently 273 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,429 and they say if you start kids on methamphetamines 274 00:19:35,453 --> 00:19:36,864 right when they're out of the womb, 275 00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:40,000 it alters their brain and their DNA 276 00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:43,727 and it will turn them into super mutant humanoids. 277 00:19:48,302 --> 00:19:51,945 Ryan wants to take over the world. 278 00:19:51,969 --> 00:19:53,501 Vote Dallas Ryan and I 279 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:58,419 will make sure none of these super mutant humanoids ever see the light of day. 280 00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:03,791 And if any do, I will slaughter every last one of them. 281 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:09,540 What we need for the future are superhumanoids. 282 00:20:09,565 --> 00:20:10,931 That's the only way to go really. 283 00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:12,900 Everything is getting so advanced. 284 00:20:12,924 --> 00:20:16,070 The only way we're going to keep up is with superhumanoids. 285 00:20:16,094 --> 00:20:19,133 The way to do that is with methamphetamines. 286 00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:25,412 We can put little thingies in the stuff you cook on your spoon 287 00:20:25,436 --> 00:20:28,025 and when they take them, it's just kind of in there. 288 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:31,619 One thing you gotta do though is get new spoon every time. 289 00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:38,958 I believe that we should give our children a fighting chance against drug use. 290 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,145 So, start em off early and they'll become immune. 291 00:20:42,815 --> 00:20:47,204 If you can get them doing drugs at the youngest age 292 00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:52,459 then by the time they're an adult, there will be no OD. 293 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:57,911 They'll have their shit on lock and that's Chloe Brewer's Los Angeles. 294 00:20:57,935 --> 00:21:00,047 Wow, that girl is running for the mayor. 295 00:21:00,071 --> 00:21:03,584 She looks like that groovy girl that's wearing that RDC T-shirt. 296 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:09,318 Ryan wants to give children methamphetamine right out of the womb. 297 00:21:09,343 --> 00:21:15,948 He wants to create superhumanoids, move over Elon Musk. 298 00:21:15,987 --> 00:21:19,900 This isn't science fiction. This is real life. 299 00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:24,471 We need cocaine in our bloods, not meth. 300 00:21:24,495 --> 00:21:28,375 We don't need to be super humanoids. 301 00:21:28,744 --> 00:21:32,746 We just need to be good old-fashioned cokeheads. 302 00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,836 And that's my promise to you California. 303 00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:43,410 [Music] 304 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:48,846 [Music] 305 00:21:48,871 --> 00:21:50,597 Halloween! 306 00:21:50,621 --> 00:21:54,001 Boy, those crazy trick-or-treaters. 307 00:21:54,892 --> 00:21:56,403 I just love Halloween. 308 00:21:56,427 --> 00:22:01,141 I remember one time me and my father we were at a UCLA football game 309 00:22:01,165 --> 00:22:03,377 when Troy Aikman used to be the quarterback. 310 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:06,964 And we got in the middle of this big fight 311 00:22:07,004 --> 00:22:09,921 and these guys spilled beer all over my dad 312 00:22:09,946 --> 00:22:11,552 and he was pissed 313 00:22:11,576 --> 00:22:13,487 so he got shit-faced drunk. 314 00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:16,123 So when we drove home that night 315 00:22:16,147 --> 00:22:21,795 about every 20 miles he kept hitting into the median rail on the freeway 316 00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:25,365 and at one point he fell asleep and I had to wake him up 317 00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:28,100 and I was just praying that we made it home okay. 318 00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:31,175 So Happy Halloween! 319 00:22:35,737 --> 00:22:36,844 Halloween 320 00:22:37,354 --> 00:22:40,814 I am obsessed with Halloween. 321 00:22:40,838 --> 00:22:42,837 I love dressing up. 322 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:46,353 One year, me and my little cousin 323 00:22:46,377 --> 00:22:49,022 dressed up as homecoming king and queen 324 00:22:49,046 --> 00:22:52,059 except he was like this big and I was this big 325 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:56,863 because it was that awkward age and we drove around the street 326 00:22:57,592 --> 00:23:02,202 in a convertible. A cherry red convertible 327 00:23:02,226 --> 00:23:06,572 and waved to everybody and flung candy at people 328 00:23:06,597 --> 00:23:11,933 and we might have accidentally hit a couple of children right in the face 329 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:15,248 with Happy Halloween. 330 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:33,398 Uh and there's always been something I wanted to tell you, Tina. 331 00:23:33,464 --> 00:23:34,514 Okay. 332 00:23:35,864 --> 00:23:39,539 So basically, what happened was to make a long story short 333 00:23:39,563 --> 00:23:42,142 and it's actually kind of a funny story 334 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,977 if I think about it. 335 00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:46,580 So, you know, I was a donor years ago 336 00:23:46,604 --> 00:23:49,850 and the woman that I ended up marrying 337 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:54,855 who was your mom, you know, she died of course a few years ago. 338 00:23:54,879 --> 00:24:00,494 Um well, I found out that actually she was one of my donor kids. 339 00:24:02,051 --> 00:24:07,545 So, yeah. So...Yeah, yeah. 340 00:24:08,368 --> 00:24:14,698 So, is my mom 341 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:17,595 Is my mom my... 342 00:24:17,745 --> 00:24:20,480 So, you're my daughter and you're my granddaughter. 343 00:24:20,504 --> 00:24:22,015 I'm gonna 344 00:24:23,986 --> 00:24:26,852 Um, Okay. Um, okay. 345 00:24:26,877 --> 00:24:29,423 If you think about it, it's actually kind of 346 00:24:29,447 --> 00:24:31,564 - Okay. - kind of funny. 347 00:24:32,941 --> 00:24:34,628 Yeah. It's... 348 00:24:34,652 --> 00:24:36,630 - Right? - Yeah. 349 00:24:36,654 --> 00:24:40,704 You think about it. It's...You okay? 350 00:24:41,979 --> 00:24:43,236 I just feel like I'm... 351 00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:45,831 You okay, sweetie? 352 00:24:45,856 --> 00:24:50,043 I just don't...I feel a little sick 353 00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:55,278 because it's just...a little sick. 354 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:03,523 Look, I love you no matter what. I love you. 355 00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:06,994 Can't even look at you right now, grandpa. 356 00:25:07,018 --> 00:25:10,284 Dad-what do I even call you? 357 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:12,499 Did you eat something? You eat something bad? 358 00:25:12,523 --> 00:25:14,188 - Ugh! - You okay? 359 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:18,638 I'm fine. I just don't know what to call you now. 360 00:25:18,662 --> 00:25:22,212 Granddaddy. 361 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:24,227 Daddy. 362 00:25:33,135 --> 00:25:35,579 When did you find this out? 363 00:25:35,604 --> 00:25:42,229 Well, it's just probably just a little while ago. 364 00:25:42,253 --> 00:25:44,142 Not not too far back but. 365 00:25:44,229 --> 00:25:45,828 - And you thought... - You know. 366 00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:51,058 ...that the best way to tell me this information was to get 367 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:58,004 an entire film crew in front of us 368 00:25:58,029 --> 00:26:01,882 and then you were going to tell me that you were my daddy grandpa? 369 00:26:01,906 --> 00:26:06,853 Well, I wanted it to be a special moment between us. 370 00:26:07,456 --> 00:26:11,024 Gross. I'm sorry, film men. 371 00:26:12,753 --> 00:26:17,330 I'm sorry. I don't want to throw up in front of all these nice guys. 372 00:26:17,388 --> 00:26:19,437 Are they your kids too? 373 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:32,375 [gong dings] 374 00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:35,715 Wait, is this gold? 375 00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:38,285 No, that's a stick. 376 00:26:38,309 --> 00:26:39,408 Wait. 377 00:26:39,941 --> 00:26:42,016 Oh! Gold leaf. 378 00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:44,091 No that's just a regular leaf. 379 00:26:44,115 --> 00:26:46,560 - No, it's gold. - Sniff it. It's not gold. 380 00:26:47,245 --> 00:26:48,652 No that's not gold. 381 00:26:52,599 --> 00:26:56,075 This is a sliver of gold. It's like a little knife. 382 00:26:56,099 --> 00:26:57,361 Oh no. 383 00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,821 No, I'm sorry. That's not gold. 384 00:26:59,845 --> 00:27:01,307 I can't read this. 385 00:27:02,273 --> 00:27:04,134 - I can't read. - Multi pieces. 386 00:27:07,245 --> 00:27:10,617 Y. This is "Y", no gold. 387 00:27:10,641 --> 00:27:14,153 - "Y" no gold? - "Y" no gold? We need an X. 388 00:27:14,888 --> 00:27:17,255 There's gotta be an X around here somewhere, right? 389 00:27:17,742 --> 00:27:19,359 Somewhere. Here 390 00:27:19,635 --> 00:27:20,691 "X" 391 00:27:22,835 --> 00:27:23,835 What's that? 392 00:27:24,396 --> 00:27:26,036 There, an X. 393 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,168 - This is gotta be it, right? - Right. 394 00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:30,557 - That's an X, right? - That's an X. 395 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:32,982 - That's an X, right? - That's an X. 396 00:27:33,247 --> 00:27:34,397 This is small. 397 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:36,844 Think that's it. 398 00:27:38,306 --> 00:27:42,215 As a young girl, Chloe always had big aspirations. 399 00:27:42,798 --> 00:27:44,183 Her family taught her 400 00:27:44,207 --> 00:27:48,688 that the most important thing in life was to get lots of gold. 401 00:27:49,310 --> 00:27:51,277 For Chloe's own person 402 00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:52,726 she knew that one day 403 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:57,364 her dreams and aspirations of acquiring gold would come true. 404 00:27:58,471 --> 00:28:02,012 Chloe understood that one's own purposeful venture 405 00:28:02,037 --> 00:28:05,142 was built on the foundation of dreams 406 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:09,509 and to have gold would be the equivalent to having the meaning of life 407 00:28:09,533 --> 00:28:11,144 in the palm of your hand. 408 00:28:12,152 --> 00:28:15,048 This was the first time in Chloe's life 409 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:19,046 that she was this close to fulfilling her dreams 410 00:28:19,071 --> 00:28:21,611 of having her very own gold 411 00:28:21,636 --> 00:28:24,057 and she felt she would do anything 412 00:28:24,081 --> 00:28:27,436 to turn her dreams into a reality. 413 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:38,106 [Music] 414 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:45,106 [Music] 415 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:52,118 [Music] 416 00:28:52,143 --> 00:28:57,973 [Music] 417 00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:04,384 [Music] 418 00:29:05,430 --> 00:29:10,706 [Cheering] 419 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:15,693 [Cheering] 420 00:29:15,718 --> 00:29:17,602 Get the gold 421 00:29:17,627 --> 00:29:24,194 Get the gold, Melanie. Get the gold, Melanie. Get my gold. 422 00:29:24,219 --> 00:29:30,924 Get my gold. My gold. My gold. My gold. 423 00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:37,324 - Melanie, a great race today. - Thanks. 424 00:29:37,349 --> 00:29:40,400 You know, you finally beat Elinore Ellegnbean. 425 00:29:40,985 --> 00:29:43,452 - Now, she did. - I did. 426 00:29:44,261 --> 00:29:47,140 It's true she did die at the starting line. 427 00:29:47,164 --> 00:29:48,896 Now, you won the race 428 00:29:49,003 --> 00:29:52,244 does it matter that you beat a corpse, or is a win a win? 429 00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:53,346 You know what? 430 00:29:53,618 --> 00:29:57,157 In this day and age, you just kind of gotta take the wins when you get them. 431 00:29:57,269 --> 00:30:01,146 So, even though rest in peace 432 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,223 but I will take this win. 433 00:30:03,247 --> 00:30:05,946 This is, ooh it's a good one too 434 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,927 because I finally beat her. 435 00:30:07,951 --> 00:30:09,496 [Laughter] 436 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:13,600 Oh and we got first, this is the first, a confirmation 437 00:30:13,624 --> 00:30:16,369 the first simultaneous death in history. 438 00:30:16,393 --> 00:30:19,426 She had a heart attack and fell splat on the ground 439 00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:22,108 and both killed her at the exact same time. 440 00:30:22,132 --> 00:30:22,531 Yeah. 441 00:30:22,556 --> 00:30:25,245 So, how's it feel to be here during history? 442 00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:27,043 Feels great. It feels great. 443 00:30:27,067 --> 00:30:30,650 I'm a little jealous that it couldn't be me because you know 444 00:30:30,933 --> 00:30:35,542 first death like that's, that's a, that's a win. 445 00:30:35,658 --> 00:30:38,490 So, I think there's two winners here today. 446 00:30:38,514 --> 00:30:44,164 Me, mostly me, mainly me and then Elinore too 447 00:30:44,462 --> 00:30:47,154 but me mostly. Thank you. 448 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,796 Well, we agree. I mean your fans love you. 449 00:30:50,185 --> 00:30:51,705 Hi. 450 00:30:52,578 --> 00:30:55,908 Now, oh, now they're asking me to ask you 451 00:30:56,236 --> 00:30:59,706 we know you were cleared of Bridget's disappearance two years ago. 452 00:30:59,737 --> 00:31:02,579 Do you have any thoughts or feelings on that today? 453 00:31:04,481 --> 00:31:05,481 No comment. 454 00:31:06,353 --> 00:31:07,487 Oh, what was that? 455 00:31:08,624 --> 00:31:10,175 No comment. 456 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,375 I'm sorry, I haven't heard 457 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,826 No comment. No comment. 458 00:31:13,048 --> 00:31:14,594 No comment on that. No comment. 459 00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:16,648 - No, no comment on Bridget? - No comment. 460 00:31:19,167 --> 00:31:20,167 No comment. 461 00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:22,547 I don't want to talk about it. 462 00:31:24,108 --> 00:31:25,774 Okay, well, there you have it folks. 463 00:31:26,309 --> 00:31:30,309 Melany Mouhalihan. She won her first race. 464 00:31:31,797 --> 00:31:33,664 Rest in peace, Elinore. 465 00:31:33,753 --> 00:31:36,242 But mainly, buh-bye. 466 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:04,276 Melany? That's you, right? 467 00:32:04,301 --> 00:32:06,433 Yeah, that. Yeah, that is I. 468 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,448 Yeah, you killed that lady. 469 00:32:10,109 --> 00:32:11,850 Boy, that guy from the FBI 470 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:15,160 sure looks like the guy that's looking for Fester Crapperfoot's gold. 471 00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:18,371 [Music] 472 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,349 [Music] 473 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:24,127 [Music] 474 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:27,082 [Music] 475 00:32:27,106 --> 00:32:30,571 [Music] 476 00:32:30,595 --> 00:32:34,694 [Music] 477 00:32:34,733 --> 00:32:37,877 Now Chloe Brewer says she's got a good Coke guy. 478 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:43,049 No one's got a better Coke guy than Dallas Ryan. 479 00:32:43,622 --> 00:32:48,070 My Coke guy has been in the industry for over 40 years. 480 00:32:48,111 --> 00:32:51,054 His references are impeccable. 481 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:57,381 Vote Dallas Ryan because I have the best Coke guy out there 482 00:32:57,406 --> 00:33:00,754 and I will make sure we get the primo stuff. 483 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:06,460 Not this gut that Chloe Brewer wants to get or this underground methamphetamines 484 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,608 that Ryan is talking about. 485 00:33:08,632 --> 00:33:12,378 No, I will get us the best stuff that is cost efficient 486 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:15,281 and that is my promise to you. 487 00:33:16,283 --> 00:33:19,867 Dallas Ryan says he has the hook up. 488 00:33:19,891 --> 00:33:22,676 My guy's been in the business for 40 years. 489 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:28,194 No. We need some young blood in our nose canals, okay? 490 00:33:28,218 --> 00:33:31,454 My guy, fresh off the cartel. 491 00:33:31,479 --> 00:33:33,066 He's got the good stuff. 492 00:33:33,090 --> 00:33:36,202 So, if you want your children to have a quality high 493 00:33:36,226 --> 00:33:39,172 vote for Chloe Brewer for Los Angeles mayor 494 00:33:39,196 --> 00:33:43,558 and we can snort across America. 495 00:33:45,643 --> 00:33:48,401 Vote for me, Ryan. 496 00:33:49,302 --> 00:33:53,486 So we have Gen X. We have the baby boomers. 497 00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:55,355 We have the millennials. 498 00:33:55,700 --> 00:34:02,428 And now we're going to get the cocaine started on...the worms. Is that correct? 499 00:34:02,452 --> 00:34:04,764 The new generation is called the worms? 500 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:08,535 Okay. Okay. Okay. 501 00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:14,741 So now, we are going to get the new generation started on this cocaine. 502 00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:18,578 We're going to get...the worms 503 00:34:18,602 --> 00:34:23,416 started on this cocaine. 504 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:28,721 We have the baby boomers. 505 00:34:28,745 --> 00:34:30,924 We have Gen X. 506 00:34:30,948 --> 00:34:35,895 We have millennials, and Gen Z, but you know what? 507 00:34:35,919 --> 00:34:42,335 The most important generation that has yet to come are those worms. 508 00:34:42,359 --> 00:34:45,004 There they are just wiggling around. 509 00:34:45,427 --> 00:34:49,676 Their minds are moldable and their noses are still pure. 510 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:52,946 We need to do something about those worms. 511 00:34:52,970 --> 00:34:57,450 We need to feed them as much cocaine as possible 512 00:34:58,309 --> 00:35:01,987 and that's my promise to you, Los Angeles. 513 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:06,626 Let's keep those worms, satisfied. 514 00:35:07,758 --> 00:35:11,431 My plan for the worms 515 00:35:11,456 --> 00:35:18,105 is to get them having and loving and getting used to cocaine fast. 516 00:35:18,630 --> 00:35:23,407 So my plan of action is to sprinkle it in their breakfast cereal. 517 00:35:24,012 --> 00:35:28,548 Who doesn't want to sprinkle of cocaine in their cereal in the mornings? 518 00:35:28,572 --> 00:35:33,486 I sure do. Now that's a wake up call I would want to answer. 519 00:35:33,712 --> 00:35:38,950 Vote for Chloe Brewer for Los Angeles mayor and you won't be disappointed. 520 00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:45,812 [Music] 521 00:35:45,836 --> 00:35:52,079 [Music] 522 00:35:52,103 --> 00:35:59,835 [Music] 523 00:36:00,718 --> 00:36:03,871 So for Thanksgiving one year, we went out to a restaurant. 524 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,385 I didn't bring my wallet. 525 00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:09,383 My mom didn't bring her purse because she thought my stepdad was going to pay for it. 526 00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:12,959 So lo and behold my stepdad forgets his wallet. 527 00:36:12,983 --> 00:36:15,828 So he had an idea after we finished our dinner. 528 00:36:16,185 --> 00:36:19,998 So he goes out the door then comes back in and yells out 529 00:36:20,023 --> 00:36:22,583 "Oh, hey, there's a UFO, there's a UFO!" 530 00:36:22,608 --> 00:36:25,805 and everybody comes outside to look at this UFO 531 00:36:25,829 --> 00:36:29,709 and we go out the back door and we leave. 532 00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:31,109 Happy Thanksgiving. 533 00:36:32,095 --> 00:36:33,825 Thanksgiving. 534 00:36:33,849 --> 00:36:37,713 I love Thanksgiving. I love how the family comes together. 535 00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:40,520 You know, we put our differences aside. 536 00:36:40,544 --> 00:36:44,457 We put our politics aside and it's just the one day 537 00:36:44,481 --> 00:36:48,928 where we can eat this delicious, yummy food 538 00:36:48,952 --> 00:36:54,801 and just really tell each and every person how much we hate them 539 00:36:54,825 --> 00:36:57,433 and how stupid we think they are 540 00:36:57,458 --> 00:37:01,006 and how everything they do is wrong. 541 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,110 We just get it out on the table. 542 00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:07,146 We bring up family secrets. 543 00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:09,409 It's just a beautiful thing. 544 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:21,120 [Music] 545 00:37:21,145 --> 00:37:28,508 [Music] 546 00:37:28,532 --> 00:37:36,253 [Music] 547 00:37:36,278 --> 00:37:43,866 [Music] 548 00:37:43,891 --> 00:37:51,411 [Music] 549 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:57,691 [Music] 550 00:37:57,716 --> 00:38:05,516 [Music] 551 00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:11,792 [Music] 552 00:38:21,101 --> 00:38:24,163 [gong dings] 553 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:31,587 [Music] 554 00:38:31,612 --> 00:38:38,787 [Music] 555 00:38:38,812 --> 00:38:45,254 [Music] 556 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:52,520 [Music] 557 00:38:52,545 --> 00:39:00,187 [Music] 558 00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:07,454 [Music] 559 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:11,587 [Music] 560 00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:24,083 Vote "Yes" on prop 1507. 561 00:39:24,107 --> 00:39:26,786 Vote "Yes" on Dallas Ryan. 562 00:39:26,810 --> 00:39:30,656 See Prop 1507 says you can marry your gold. 563 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,860 Marrying your gold is right. There's nothing wrong with it. 564 00:39:33,884 --> 00:39:37,163 Now marrying your copper and silver, that is wrong. 565 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:41,634 But marrying your gold, it's a beautiful thing. 566 00:39:41,658 --> 00:39:44,637 Vote "Yes" on prop 1507. 567 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:51,310 See Ryan, he says marrying your gold is an abomination 568 00:39:51,334 --> 00:39:54,146 but no marrying your copper and silver is. 569 00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:57,005 It's an incestual abomination 570 00:39:57,030 --> 00:39:59,585 but marrying your gold is a beautiful thing. 571 00:39:59,610 --> 00:40:03,089 You should be able to do whatever you want with your gold. 572 00:40:03,114 --> 00:40:08,612 You should be able to love it and kiss it, play with it, walk it. 573 00:40:09,254 --> 00:40:11,526 It's 2022. 574 00:40:11,551 --> 00:40:15,681 We should be able to marry whoever and whatever we want 575 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:19,906 including as many minerals as you can find; 576 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:23,542 gold, silver, copper, iron. 577 00:40:24,483 --> 00:40:26,145 They can be yours. 578 00:40:26,169 --> 00:40:30,804 Dallas Ryan only wants gold? 579 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:33,519 Quit living in the 1950s. 580 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:39,131 Join me, Chloe Brewer and you can marry whatever mineral you want. 581 00:40:39,853 --> 00:40:46,085 Yeah. So, I've been asked about, you know, marriage of the gold and silver and copper. 582 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,983 I'm against it. I mean, you can look that up online. 583 00:40:49,008 --> 00:40:50,986 You know I'm against it. You saw my shirt the other day. 584 00:40:51,011 --> 00:40:52,271 I'm against it. 585 00:40:52,301 --> 00:40:53,712 We don't want that. 586 00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:55,429 It's the only way to go. 587 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,610 I mean, when we have superhumanoids, 588 00:40:57,634 --> 00:40:59,466 they're not going to care about that anyway. 589 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,815 Like we're wasting time with that right now. 590 00:41:02,851 --> 00:41:04,849 Let's move on. 591 00:41:06,349 --> 00:41:13,949 [no audio] 592 00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:21,326 [no audio] 593 00:41:21,726 --> 00:41:26,635 And one of my first priorities when I come into office 594 00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:30,199 is I'm going to put together an elite task force 595 00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:35,114 to find all the missing Tupperware that has been taken and robbed 596 00:41:35,194 --> 00:41:38,484 of this great city of Los Angeles. 597 00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:43,756 And you will know where your hard paying tax dollar is going. 598 00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:46,759 That it is going to this elite task force. 599 00:41:47,627 --> 00:41:52,365 And it will be our first priority. This I vow. 600 00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:56,936 There's an epidemic in this city. 601 00:41:57,744 --> 00:42:04,191 The robbing of Tupperware is affecting millions of Californians across the state. 602 00:42:05,155 --> 00:42:11,917 If you elect me, I will find lids for every single, Tupperware. 603 00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:14,253 It will never go missing. 604 00:42:14,637 --> 00:42:19,157 When you have that leftover spaghetti, you'll know exactly where to put it 605 00:42:19,438 --> 00:42:24,689 and it's because of me, Chloe Brewer, you're welcome. 606 00:42:27,037 --> 00:42:31,237 Tupperware. Now, those ladies back in the 50s, sixties 607 00:42:31,261 --> 00:42:32,872 they knew how to sell things. 608 00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:34,973 Tupperware keeps everything fresh. 609 00:42:36,202 --> 00:42:39,478 If you do have gold, that's where you're going to want to put it 610 00:42:39,502 --> 00:42:44,516 because stick it in, put the lid on, it's got the seal, it stays fresh. 611 00:42:44,934 --> 00:42:47,887 Other things you have, stay fresh in there too. 612 00:42:47,911 --> 00:42:51,284 So, Tupperware, you can hang on to. 613 00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:54,958 It's not like cocaine. We want that old stuff out, but the Tupperware, 614 00:42:54,983 --> 00:42:57,963 it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, 615 00:42:57,987 --> 00:43:00,866 it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, 616 00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:03,937 it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, 617 00:43:03,962 --> 00:43:06,712 it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, it's forever, 618 00:43:06,737 --> 00:43:09,325 it's forever, it's forever, it's forever. It's... 619 00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:12,678 One thing you gotta do though is get new spoon every time. 620 00:43:13,642 --> 00:43:17,049 I will make sure cocaine gets to all the schools 621 00:43:17,073 --> 00:43:20,086 that all the children get the cocaine they need. 622 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,322 No child will be left behind. 623 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,225 That is my promise to you. 624 00:43:26,249 --> 00:43:29,428 That also looks like the same location that they've been looking for the gold. 625 00:43:29,452 --> 00:43:31,351 Vote Dallas Ryan. 626 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:34,433 This is the last request that I ask of you. 627 00:43:35,142 --> 00:43:39,338 Sure some of the kids might go off on a 48 hour drinking spree 628 00:43:39,362 --> 00:43:42,454 or go shoot a sketch comedy movie 629 00:43:42,966 --> 00:43:49,315 but I will make sure that they all have cocaine running in their veins. 630 00:43:49,790 --> 00:43:55,488 Every child will have cocaine running in their veins and it will save their life. 631 00:43:56,577 --> 00:43:59,854 That is the plead I make to you. 632 00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:09,171 [Music] 633 00:44:09,196 --> 00:44:13,871 [Music] 634 00:44:13,905 --> 00:44:20,071 [Music] 635 00:44:20,894 --> 00:44:24,517 I'm the inventor of The Glasses Glasses. 636 00:44:25,761 --> 00:44:31,389 Have you ever gotten frustrated because you can't see real good out of your glasses? 637 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:33,292 Me too. 638 00:44:33,316 --> 00:44:36,095 So one day I thought, hey, I'm wearing glasses. 639 00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:39,398 I can't see as good as I would like to see. 640 00:44:39,655 --> 00:44:44,303 Have you ever felt that way too? Me too. 641 00:44:44,327 --> 00:44:50,020 So that's why I invented the glasses glasses. 642 00:44:51,069 --> 00:44:54,236 Cuz now, I can see twice as good. 643 00:44:54,260 --> 00:45:01,654 Look for glasses glasses at your local Tijuana Market and at Juarez Convenience Stores. 644 00:45:02,936 --> 00:45:08,136 The Glasses Glasses, you'll see twice as good. 645 00:45:24,378 --> 00:45:28,080 Oh Christmas. Oh the chestnuts. 646 00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,066 The Christmas tree, the lights. 647 00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:32,351 We went up to Tahoe one year. 648 00:45:32,801 --> 00:45:35,080 My brother accidentally locked the door. 649 00:45:35,945 --> 00:45:38,183 My dad thought I did it and he always blamed me 650 00:45:38,207 --> 00:45:41,393 so he chased me like a raging lunatic through the house 651 00:45:41,759 --> 00:45:46,052 and my sister, and brother and mom were all huddled up together crying 652 00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:49,735 saying please don't kill, please, don't kill Dallas, please don't kill him 653 00:45:49,759 --> 00:45:52,058 and he just kept chasing me and I was screaming 654 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,905 and they were finally seeing, they were finally seeing 655 00:45:54,930 --> 00:45:56,642 the stuff he'd always done to me. 656 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:58,965 And they were just sitting there 657 00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:02,602 thinking he's going to kill us all and he finally got to me 658 00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:05,222 and...Merry Christmas. 659 00:46:09,362 --> 00:46:12,155 Christmas is like the most magical time of year. 660 00:46:12,181 --> 00:46:14,893 I am obsessed with Christmas time. 661 00:46:14,917 --> 00:46:19,865 I remember one time my great grandpa he's so silly. 662 00:46:19,889 --> 00:46:24,903 He went in the kitchen and put jelly on a knife 663 00:46:25,310 --> 00:46:31,018 and came out and to all the children he goes, "I did it, 664 00:46:31,059 --> 00:46:33,912 I stabbed Santa Claus." 665 00:46:34,109 --> 00:46:36,066 And we really believed him 666 00:46:36,090 --> 00:46:40,219 because he had red jelly all over that knife and we just cried 667 00:46:40,244 --> 00:46:44,024 and cried and cried because we thought Santa was dead. 668 00:46:44,437 --> 00:46:48,712 Oh the holidays are so special, Merry Christmas everyone. 669 00:46:50,819 --> 00:46:55,252 [Music] 670 00:46:55,277 --> 00:47:00,110 [Music] 671 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:04,494 Hi, I was here for the marketing job. 672 00:47:04,519 --> 00:47:09,581 Oh, yeah. The when's your appointment? 673 00:47:09,605 --> 00:47:10,849 It's right now. 674 00:47:12,906 --> 00:47:14,073 Right like right now? 675 00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:15,131 Right now, yeah. 676 00:47:15,591 --> 00:47:20,975 That's what they put online, it said right away. I came in right away. 677 00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:26,832 You know what? I like the initiative. 678 00:47:26,856 --> 00:47:28,000 - Oh, thanks, thanks. - Yeah. 679 00:47:28,025 --> 00:47:29,168 I got like a big banner. 680 00:47:29,192 --> 00:47:31,136 It's got lights, everything. 681 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,936 Even speakers built in. 682 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,441 Anything you want marketed, you can start right away. 683 00:47:35,465 --> 00:47:36,026 Okay. 684 00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:37,997 And I'll do that for you. It's a demo. 685 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:38,601 Uh so... 686 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,612 Just give me an idea anything you want 687 00:47:40,636 --> 00:47:43,509 and if you don't, I got a list of things on my phone. 688 00:47:43,533 --> 00:47:44,617 I can email them to you. 689 00:47:44,641 --> 00:47:45,951 Oh, you're prepared. 690 00:47:46,024 --> 00:47:49,454 I've already set up and I already got the the corner sign on market 691 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:51,471 - Oh, that's yours? - Yeah, yeah. 692 00:47:51,513 --> 00:47:52,929 - Yours? - So we can pull it up. 693 00:47:57,368 --> 00:47:59,164 Anything else you want to add to it or? 694 00:47:59,188 --> 00:48:00,299 I think I. 695 00:48:00,323 --> 00:48:02,067 Like I said, we got the sound. 696 00:48:02,091 --> 00:48:02,919 The sound 697 00:48:02,944 --> 00:48:05,618 - We get spray of some smells. - Colors like... 698 00:48:05,643 --> 00:48:07,239 Yeah, oh yeah. We get the full range. 699 00:48:07,263 --> 00:48:10,486 You know multimillion color range. 700 00:48:10,510 --> 00:48:15,347 Oh, wow! The only problem is we don't actually need you. 701 00:48:15,372 --> 00:48:17,416 Oh, it's alright. 702 00:48:17,441 --> 00:48:21,107 You can get rid of whoever else you got. I'm here. 703 00:48:21,131 --> 00:48:22,554 I can do the first one free. 704 00:48:22,578 --> 00:48:26,392 You know what? We have been looking into firing Jeremy. 705 00:48:26,416 --> 00:48:28,026 So maybe... 706 00:48:28,050 --> 00:48:31,730 Hey, we can write, "You're fired Jeremy" right on the sign. 707 00:48:32,232 --> 00:48:34,122 - You could do that. - Yeah, and you know what? 708 00:48:34,146 --> 00:48:36,868 If you want it for free, I'll move into the office 709 00:48:36,926 --> 00:48:38,036 and he sees the sign. 710 00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:39,592 Nobody even has to tell me he's fired. 711 00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:41,039 He just sees the sign, and go. 712 00:48:41,063 --> 00:48:42,473 No dirty work. 713 00:48:42,498 --> 00:48:44,243 You can clear his stuff out, and I'll move right in. 714 00:48:44,268 --> 00:48:46,498 It's not on me. It's on the sign. 715 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:47,613 That's right. Marketing! 716 00:48:47,637 --> 00:48:49,181 - You know what? - Marketing fire. 717 00:48:49,866 --> 00:48:51,682 - I think you've got it. - Oh Awesome, thanks. 718 00:48:51,706 --> 00:48:53,873 - I think you're just what we need. - Thank you. 719 00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:55,415 Well, I'll go get started right now. 720 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,797 - Get them right now. - Alright. 721 00:48:56,822 --> 00:49:00,580 You're fired, Jeremy or should it be Jeremy, you're fired? 722 00:49:00,794 --> 00:49:03,529 Well, actually, we could do both because he does face both roads. 723 00:49:03,553 --> 00:49:05,316 - We could do. - One on each. 724 00:49:05,341 --> 00:49:06,909 - There's people to know him. - Love it. 725 00:49:06,933 --> 00:49:07,876 - They can see you're fired, Jeremy. - Love it. 726 00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:11,203 I want everyone to know Jeremy is fired. 727 00:49:11,227 --> 00:49:14,462 - Sounds good. - Cheers! Fuck that guy. 728 00:49:14,487 --> 00:49:16,928 - Jeremy's fired. - Done. 729 00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:18,037 Sounds good. 730 00:49:25,181 --> 00:49:29,720 I don't hear voices. You hear voices. You're crazy. 731 00:49:30,575 --> 00:49:33,025 It's you, Steve. Not me. 732 00:49:33,049 --> 00:49:34,960 I don't care what the judge says. 733 00:49:35,075 --> 00:49:38,063 Next time you try to run me over, you're fucking dead, man. 734 00:49:38,087 --> 00:49:40,687 I'm going to come to your house because I'm not gonna leave. 735 00:49:40,712 --> 00:49:42,734 I'm gonna be stalking you. 736 00:49:44,069 --> 00:49:45,552 Anyway. 737 00:49:52,756 --> 00:49:57,133 [Music] 738 00:49:57,158 --> 00:50:01,487 [Music] 739 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:09,428 Hi, I'm Karen Overmeyer and we've got a lot going on today in Los Angeles. 740 00:50:09,452 --> 00:50:11,997 The sun is shining. 741 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:14,466 The clouds are clouding. 742 00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:15,801 Oh, excuse me ma'am. 743 00:50:15,825 --> 00:50:17,002 Um, yeah. 744 00:50:17,026 --> 00:50:19,271 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry to bother you. 745 00:50:19,295 --> 00:50:20,739 Oh, oh, sorry. 746 00:50:20,763 --> 00:50:21,340 We're... 747 00:50:21,364 --> 00:50:26,545 Um, you know, I'm new in town and little lost. 748 00:50:26,569 --> 00:50:28,880 Do you happen to know where the good party is? 749 00:50:29,285 --> 00:50:35,787 Um, I did hear of a rager down on fifth. I'm not sure. 750 00:50:35,811 --> 00:50:38,457 - Excuse me. - Actually I need a children's park. 751 00:50:38,481 --> 00:50:39,691 Where's the children's park at? 752 00:50:40,641 --> 00:50:45,497 This is crazy but where did you get this Tupperware. 753 00:50:45,521 --> 00:50:49,835 So, I'm actually part of the Dallas Ryan campaign 754 00:50:49,859 --> 00:50:53,105 and it's-it's bumps for toddlers 755 00:50:53,619 --> 00:50:56,524 and we're handing these Tupperware out 756 00:50:56,566 --> 00:50:59,077 We're handing the Tupperware out with needles and cocaine in it 757 00:50:59,101 --> 00:51:01,367 to all the kids at the park. 758 00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:04,583 Um, I don't know if that's 759 00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:09,645 I'm really not on Dallas's side on that so. 760 00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:14,526 My name's Todd. 761 00:51:14,550 --> 00:51:18,096 I'm actually for the superhumanoids. 762 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,933 So I lean towards the meth. I don't... 763 00:51:20,957 --> 00:51:21,900 Well, that's... 764 00:51:21,924 --> 00:51:23,089 Is there meth in there? 765 00:51:23,113 --> 00:51:25,352 - No, it's cocaine. - Then I can't help you. 766 00:51:26,427 --> 00:51:31,376 Hey, did you know Todd spelled backwards is ddot? 767 00:51:36,974 --> 00:51:43,822 Okay. So, I'm going to go find the park and you know. 768 00:51:43,846 --> 00:51:45,524 Good luck with that. 769 00:51:47,150 --> 00:51:49,928 It's, you know, it's a long story how I got here. 770 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:52,655 Did you know long spelled backwards is gnol? 771 00:51:57,213 --> 00:52:00,417 I didn't. I didn't know that. 772 00:52:00,442 --> 00:52:02,608 Okay. Thank you. Thank you. 773 00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:03,603 I like to play with myself. 774 00:52:10,603 --> 00:52:23,409 [Music] 775 00:52:23,434 --> 00:52:27,970 We're here today exploring the streets of downtown LA. 776 00:52:27,994 --> 00:52:29,970 This is one of the cleaner streets. 777 00:52:29,994 --> 00:52:35,097 As you can see, I don't see any needles around, and there's barely any homeless. 778 00:52:35,121 --> 00:52:38,944 So, this is one of our cleaner, safer streets. 779 00:52:38,968 --> 00:52:42,136 Hopefully, no one will bother me on this time around 780 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:47,089 but I highly doubt that because I can feel someone standing there. 781 00:52:47,114 --> 00:52:48,262 What? 782 00:52:48,289 --> 00:52:49,955 Hi. 783 00:52:50,138 --> 00:52:55,694 Hi, do you have something to say or you just. 784 00:52:55,718 --> 00:52:56,939 Hi. 785 00:52:59,038 --> 00:53:04,014 We're here in LA acting away. 786 00:53:05,955 --> 00:53:07,606 Waiting for those parts. 787 00:53:07,630 --> 00:53:09,641 Parts? Car parts? 788 00:53:10,441 --> 00:53:12,001 No, my acting part. 789 00:53:12,373 --> 00:53:14,698 You're going to be waiting a long time, I'm sure. 790 00:53:14,832 --> 00:53:18,016 Well, no, I just went to the Pints for Parts 791 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,490 and they got the camera on me already. 792 00:53:22,525 --> 00:53:24,723 Pints for Parts? 793 00:53:24,747 --> 00:53:32,030 Yeah. It's the parts of the camera audience, actors on-on screen 794 00:53:32,054 --> 00:53:35,867 and we're giving the pints of blood for that. 795 00:53:35,891 --> 00:53:39,438 Sir, how many pints of blood did you give? 796 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:42,074 Do you need a cookie? Do you need to sit down? 797 00:53:42,107 --> 00:53:46,152 Oh no, I'm standing. I'm good. 798 00:53:46,285 --> 00:53:49,710 I am ready for action. Camera action. 799 00:53:49,735 --> 00:53:50,953 This... 800 00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:54,619 I just gave my blood and the cameras right here so. 801 00:53:54,643 --> 00:53:56,931 This is actually a news camera so. 802 00:53:56,955 --> 00:53:59,374 - Oh the news? - Unfortunately, yeah. 803 00:53:59,398 --> 00:54:05,163 I just gave my blood and it's like you definitely feeling it here. 804 00:54:05,724 --> 00:54:10,957 Not like these um, the cocaineers or the the other ones. 805 00:54:10,993 --> 00:54:12,812 The metha thingies. 806 00:54:17,264 --> 00:54:19,820 I'm on the meth side of it. 807 00:54:19,844 --> 00:54:24,082 Oh, yeah but this is like the, you're lighter like if you need to lose weight 808 00:54:24,106 --> 00:54:27,777 they take it right out of you and like you feel strange. 809 00:54:27,802 --> 00:54:29,504 Wait, you can lose weight? 810 00:54:29,544 --> 00:54:33,157 Yeah, you can take the pints of your stuff out, the blood out. 811 00:54:33,182 --> 00:54:35,388 And where is this charity? 812 00:54:35,413 --> 00:54:37,554 This camera does add 10 pounds. 813 00:54:37,579 --> 00:54:39,464 So, where exactly, where can I? 814 00:54:39,488 --> 00:54:43,976 It's right back there and then, you just like let them... 815 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,353 Just sign in or? Is it safe? 816 00:54:46,377 --> 00:54:48,907 Who are these people? Are they affiliated in any way? 817 00:54:48,931 --> 00:54:50,609 I don't know if there is a sign-in. 818 00:54:50,633 --> 00:54:54,670 But like you just go in and just tell them the stuff. 819 00:54:54,694 --> 00:54:57,549 And then they say they're going to get you a part and they did. 820 00:54:57,573 --> 00:54:59,818 I walked out and I'm on camera. 821 00:54:59,842 --> 00:55:01,019 I'm on the news. 822 00:55:01,776 --> 00:55:03,988 Well, you heard it here first folks. 823 00:55:04,427 --> 00:55:07,394 Pints for Parts. It really works. 824 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:21,500 Hi, kids. Jackson Powell here, 80s superstar. 825 00:55:26,050 --> 00:55:29,314 Let me show you my crib. Come on. 826 00:55:30,188 --> 00:55:35,886 So, this is where I stay right now. This is my home right here. 827 00:55:37,335 --> 00:55:43,161 And as you can see, it's the the nice linen pillow I have. 828 00:55:44,314 --> 00:55:51,703 It's beautiful and right here, this is my-this is my sleeping area. 829 00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:56,706 Got a lot of square footage property. So, very nice. 830 00:55:57,237 --> 00:56:01,213 Pillow, bed, toilet, all in one. 831 00:56:01,237 --> 00:56:03,615 Who can ask for anything more? 832 00:56:04,762 --> 00:56:06,885 Pretty, pretty healthy for you. 833 00:56:07,164 --> 00:56:08,594 This is my vegetables. 834 00:56:08,618 --> 00:56:11,656 You gotta make sure you eat your four food groups. 835 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,739 So, this is vegetables. 836 00:56:16,278 --> 00:56:19,798 And then you got fruit, so I eat my fruit 837 00:56:19,822 --> 00:56:23,368 and then you always make sure you get your-got to always make sure you get your bark 838 00:56:24,094 --> 00:56:28,340 You gotta get your bark because it's got good nutrients and vitamins minerals 839 00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:30,035 all that good stuff. 840 00:56:33,237 --> 00:56:35,780 This is all my land right here. 841 00:56:37,668 --> 00:56:40,555 I stay here-over there. 842 00:56:42,012 --> 00:56:44,656 That's the horse stable. 843 00:56:44,722 --> 00:56:48,495 And-and then from there. 844 00:56:51,714 --> 00:56:54,633 Always have to end the day with dessert. 845 00:56:54,657 --> 00:57:00,405 Over here, this is where I do, this is where I do laundry. 846 00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:05,120 So, as you could see, just finishing washing a towel here. 847 00:57:05,776 --> 00:57:09,375 This is my towel. I took a bath the other day. 848 00:57:09,443 --> 00:57:12,960 It rained, so I took a shower too. 849 00:57:24,252 --> 00:57:26,934 [gong dings] 850 00:57:28,184 --> 00:57:29,925 Alright, I found the gold. 851 00:57:29,950 --> 00:57:30,530 Alright. 852 00:57:30,554 --> 00:57:34,773 Oh, you have have have have found 853 00:57:34,797 --> 00:57:37,096 you know they should have called him Fester Stutter Mouth. 854 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:37,742 I know. 855 00:57:37,766 --> 00:57:41,282 That okay you have have have have found 856 00:57:41,306 --> 00:57:47,285 that the true gold in life is friendship. 857 00:57:47,309 --> 00:57:51,690 - Uh of course. Of course. - Wow, Cool. 858 00:57:51,714 --> 00:57:53,091 Where's the gold? 859 00:57:53,115 --> 00:57:54,526 Awesome. Great. 860 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,997 But don't you see this this brought us together. 861 00:57:59,021 --> 00:58:04,537 The love and the bond of true friendship. 862 00:58:05,682 --> 00:58:06,504 Friendship. 863 00:58:06,528 --> 00:58:07,839 Nothing can beat it. 864 00:58:08,077 --> 00:58:13,144 - Well gold. - Yeah. - Gold. Gold can beat true friendship. 865 00:58:13,168 --> 00:58:15,201 But we're friends getting the gold. 866 00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:19,305 Well I agree with that. Yeah I agree if we got it together. 867 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:22,655 The gold. Oh shoot. Well, you know. 868 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,980 Oh wait. There is something else. Wait. There's something else right here. 869 00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:30,303 Okay, so. Okay, so. 870 00:58:31,327 --> 00:58:39,825 Oh there is another letter. There is in fact, there is in fact real very very real gold. Alright. 871 00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:42,418 - Alright. - Good. Where is it? 872 00:58:42,442 --> 00:58:45,494 Okay. So, whoever is the last one alive 873 00:58:46,126 --> 00:58:48,580 whoever is the last one alive will get 874 00:58:48,604 --> 00:58:51,916 whoever's the last one alive will get my gold handed 875 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:56,240 handed to them by me personally, Fester Hopperfoot. 876 00:58:56,265 --> 00:58:57,318 Okay. 877 00:58:57,343 --> 00:58:59,190 The gold, the gold will be in Tupperware. 878 00:58:59,214 --> 00:59:03,048 Well, I mean, a good thing that we're that 879 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:05,030 we're never going to get that gold because 880 00:59:06,014 --> 00:59:10,103 our friendship is so important that we will never get the gold 881 00:59:10,128 --> 00:59:12,517 because we would never harm each other. 882 00:59:14,517 --> 00:59:22,517 [Music] 883 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:30,542 [Music] 884 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:38,567 [Music] 885 00:59:38,592 --> 00:59:46,592 [Music] 886 00:59:46,617 --> 00:59:54,617 [Music] 887 00:59:54,642 --> 01:00:02,642 [Music] 888 01:00:02,734 --> 01:00:07,625 [Music] 889 01:00:08,492 --> 01:00:16,492 [Music] 890 01:00:16,517 --> 01:00:24,517 [Music] 891 01:00:24,542 --> 01:00:32,542 [Music] 892 01:00:32,567 --> 01:00:40,567 [Music] 893 01:00:40,592 --> 01:00:48,592 [Music] 894 01:00:48,617 --> 01:00:56,617 [Music] 895 01:00:56,642 --> 01:01:04,336 [Music] 896 01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:12,361 [Music] 897 01:01:12,386 --> 01:01:20,386 [Music] 898 01:01:20,411 --> 01:01:28,411 [Music] 899 01:01:28,436 --> 01:01:36,436 [Music] 900 01:01:36,461 --> 01:01:44,461 [Music] 901 01:01:44,486 --> 01:01:52,401 [Music] 902 01:01:52,426 --> 01:02:00,426 [Music] 903 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:08,451 [Music] 904 01:02:08,476 --> 01:02:16,476 [Music] 905 01:02:16,501 --> 01:02:24,501 [Music] 906 01:02:24,526 --> 01:02:32,526 [Music] 907 01:02:32,551 --> 01:02:40,093 [Music] 908 01:02:40,118 --> 01:02:47,355 [Music] 909 01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:55,380 [Music] 910 01:02:55,405 --> 01:03:03,405 [Music] 911 01:03:03,430 --> 01:03:11,275 [Music] 912 01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:19,176 Yeah. I got the gold. The gold. The gold. Yeah. 913 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:20,585 Get my gold. 914 01:03:20,937 --> 01:03:22,053 My gold. 915 01:03:22,077 --> 01:03:23,427 Get the gold. 916 01:03:23,452 --> 01:03:24,921 - Get the gold. - The gold. 917 01:03:24,946 --> 01:03:26,457 Get it, get the gold. 918 01:03:26,481 --> 01:03:28,993 My gold. My gold. 919 01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:30,840 Get my gold. 920 01:03:30,864 --> 01:03:33,196 Get the gold. Get the gold. 921 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:34,153 The gold. 922 01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:35,332 Get my gold. 923 01:03:35,578 --> 01:03:37,302 Get it. Get my gold. 924 01:03:37,674 --> 01:03:39,137 Get my gold. 925 01:03:39,609 --> 01:03:40,609 My gold. 926 01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:41,839 Get the gold. 927 01:03:43,381 --> 01:03:45,510 I need gold. Get it. Get the gold. 928 01:03:46,006 --> 01:03:47,571 Get the gold. 929 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:54,952 Yeah. I got the gold. 930 01:03:54,976 --> 01:03:56,721 Get my gold. 931 01:03:56,930 --> 01:03:58,022 My gold. 932 01:03:58,327 --> 01:03:59,813 Get my gold. 933 01:04:00,051 --> 01:04:02,919 Get my gold. Get my gold. 934 01:04:02,944 --> 01:04:10,810 [Music] 935 01:04:10,835 --> 01:04:18,835 [Music] 936 01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:26,860 [Music] 937 01:04:26,885 --> 01:04:34,885 [Music] 938 01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:42,910 [Music] 939 01:04:42,935 --> 01:04:48,523 [Music] 940 01:04:48,548 --> 01:04:52,330 Our friendship is so important that we will never get the gold 941 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:55,225 because we would never harm each other. 942 01:05:02,952 --> 01:05:10,885 [Music] 943 01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:18,910 [Music] 944 01:05:18,935 --> 01:05:26,935 [Music] 945 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:34,960 [Music] 946 01:05:34,985 --> 01:05:42,985 [Music] 947 01:05:43,010 --> 01:05:49,810 [Music] 948 01:05:49,835 --> 01:05:57,391 [Music] 949 01:05:57,416 --> 01:06:05,416 [Music] 950 01:06:05,441 --> 01:06:13,441 [Music] 951 01:06:13,466 --> 01:06:21,458 [Music] 952 01:06:25,421 --> 01:06:33,221 [Music] 953 01:06:33,246 --> 01:06:41,246 [Music] 954 01:06:41,271 --> 01:06:48,337 [Music] 955 01:06:49,045 --> 01:06:56,696 [Music] 956 01:06:56,721 --> 01:07:04,721 [Music] 957 01:07:04,746 --> 01:07:12,746 [Music] 958 01:07:12,771 --> 01:07:18,576 [Music] 959 01:07:18,601 --> 01:07:24,962 Boy, the agent from the FBI sure looks like that guy that's looking for Lester. 960 01:07:24,986 --> 01:07:26,898 Was it Lester? 961 01:07:28,278 --> 01:07:35,022 Boy that agent from the FBI sure looks like that guy that's looking for Lester, Lester. 962 01:07:35,046 --> 01:07:39,210 Boy that agent from the FBI sure looks like the guy that's looking for 963 01:07:39,234 --> 01:07:42,012 Fester's Crapperfoot's gold. 964 01:07:42,368 --> 01:07:45,082 I keep saying Lester, why couldn't you name him, Lester? 965 01:07:45,723 --> 01:07:52,068 Boy that agent from the FBI sure looks like the guy that's looking for the 966 01:07:54,672 --> 01:07:58,562 That guy from the FBI sure looks like that fellow that's looking 967 01:07:58,587 --> 01:08:01,432 for Fester Crafter shoots gold. 968 01:08:02,561 --> 01:08:04,394 Guy's working for the FBI 969 01:08:04,439 --> 01:08:09,061 sure looks like that guy that's looking for gold that Fester Crapperfoot guy 970 01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:16,948 That guy who's worked for the FBI looks like that fester crap crap shoot. 971 01:08:18,777 --> 01:08:23,019 Wow, that girl who's running for the mayor, sure looks like that groovy chick 972 01:08:23,044 --> 01:08:24,121 who's running. 973 01:08:25,159 --> 01:08:26,223 It's okay. 974 01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:28,259 Okay. 975 01:08:30,443 --> 01:08:33,497 Lots of people like gold. It's really pretty. 976 01:08:34,249 --> 01:08:38,750 - That's good and then. - My cheeks hurt from smiling. 977 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:46,010 I hope that's the made-up one. 978 01:08:47,752 --> 01:08:51,130 It's freezing. I better take off this jacket. 979 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,353 Much better. 980 01:08:56,364 --> 01:09:00,524 I hope that guy finds a charger but also I'm a little scared. 981 01:09:01,665 --> 01:09:03,628 Random men coming up. 982 01:09:03,652 --> 01:09:06,976 I'm automatically... 983 01:09:07,893 --> 01:09:11,102 - Phrase, when life hands you lemons - tell that lemon to go. 984 01:09:11,126 --> 01:09:13,682 Tell that lemon to go fuck itself. 985 01:09:16,373 --> 01:09:18,997 Of true friendship. 986 01:09:19,684 --> 01:09:21,379 - Friendship. - Nothing-nothing can beat it. 987 01:09:21,718 --> 01:09:25,716 - Well, gold. - Yeah. 988 01:09:26,490 --> 01:09:28,954 That's funny, man, you had a cool grandpa. 989 01:09:28,978 --> 01:09:30,394 Yeah he was scary. 990 01:09:31,092 --> 01:09:32,413 Yeah. 991 01:09:34,629 --> 01:09:38,906 Alright. So, the fake one is the helicopter. 992 01:09:39,831 --> 01:09:42,365 Come on, we're doing something. 993 01:09:44,841 --> 01:09:48,072 But I was trying to be nice. Those are karma points. 994 01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:49,640 Karma points. 995 01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:53,210 Cuz I was nice to somebody, a stranger. 996 01:09:54,956 --> 01:09:57,281 You hear that universe? 997 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,312 Better fucking work. 998 01:10:02,553 --> 01:10:06,190 It's, well I almost killed him you know when I was younger so. 999 01:10:06,214 --> 01:10:07,623 Anyway we'll delete that. 1000 01:10:07,710 --> 01:10:09,421 And he almost killed you. 1001 01:10:09,932 --> 01:10:11,228 I'm getting that money. 1002 01:10:11,252 --> 01:10:12,426 So that was rehearsal, right? 1003 01:10:12,450 --> 01:10:14,065 We'll record this next one. 1004 01:10:14,749 --> 01:10:15,800 What's that? 1005 01:10:15,824 --> 01:10:19,470 That was a joke. Please tell me that was a joke. 1006 01:10:19,876 --> 01:10:21,472 Our musical part here. 1007 01:10:22,773 --> 01:10:24,375 So now, alright you... 1008 01:10:25,507 --> 01:10:28,605 And I promise you my number one 1009 01:10:29,307 --> 01:10:33,651 It will be our first priority. This I vow. 1010 01:10:35,679 --> 01:10:37,013 Easy to carry. 1011 01:10:38,166 --> 01:10:40,823 - They were able to gather them up. - Excuse me, sorry. 1012 01:10:44,659 --> 01:10:47,177 - Okay, that's good. That's good. - Goddammit 1013 01:10:52,003 --> 01:10:53,537 I hope there's meth in there. 1014 01:10:55,474 --> 01:10:58,128 The other ones, the metha thingies. 1015 01:10:58,153 --> 01:11:01,912 - Now, I'm on the meth side, okay? - Oh, yeah. 1016 01:11:02,495 --> 01:11:07,194 I'm Karen Overmeyer, reporting for Los Angeles News. 1017 01:11:07,218 --> 01:11:09,153 - Start over one more time. - Just kidding. 1018 01:11:11,572 --> 01:11:16,060 I can feel this cocaine flowing through my veins. 1019 01:11:18,470 --> 01:11:19,588 Okay, now. 1020 01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:21,898 Keep rolling. Keep rolling. 1021 01:11:37,693 --> 01:11:41,530 What do I do with the paper? 1022 01:11:42,437 --> 01:11:44,188 - Good still bro. - Uh-Huh. 1023 01:11:44,212 --> 01:11:46,290 - Okay. - I can see your hands. 1024 01:11:46,314 --> 01:11:48,125 Okay. Good. Good. Good. 1025 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:54,209 You will know that your hard paying tax dollar 1026 01:11:55,903 --> 01:11:59,637 It's why we're going to start on Dallas Ryan's Cocaine, 1027 01:12:00,055 --> 01:12:03,440 on Dallas Ryan, on Dallas 1028 01:12:03,728 --> 01:12:05,843 Ever see the light of day. 1029 01:12:06,349 --> 01:12:11,749 And if any do, I will slaughter every last one of them. 1030 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:15,389 [Laughter] 1031 01:12:19,788 --> 01:12:21,266 Okay. 1032 01:12:34,011 --> 01:12:38,277 [Laughter] 1033 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:43,507 Maybe I better take off my pants too. 1034 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:50,366 All the people. 1035 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,657 Oh, am I supposed to go? 1036 01:12:53,681 --> 01:12:55,899 Yeah. 1037 01:12:55,924 --> 01:12:59,967 It's richer. It's for winners. 1038 01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:05,769 So join me, Chloe Brewer, as we snort across California. 1039 01:13:08,043 --> 01:13:12,776 Okay that was good and then, that's good. Okay. 1040 01:13:13,703 --> 01:13:19,918 Go, so pretty. So pretty. 1041 01:13:21,730 --> 01:13:24,000 Oh my gosh. 1042 01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:31,854 Just kidding. We're not getting paid for Santa. 1043 01:13:31,878 --> 01:13:35,232 I don't know what's going on, what are we excited? 1044 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,466 Gonna be in it. 1045 01:13:36,507 --> 01:13:37,635 How did it taste? 1046 01:13:37,659 --> 01:13:40,104 I just want to be a little british child. 1047 01:13:41,288 --> 01:13:42,973 How did it taste? 1048 01:13:44,913 --> 01:13:46,035 And then you're going to be like. 1049 01:13:48,269 --> 01:13:49,436 The lipstick too? 1050 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,490 I'm confused. 1051 01:13:52,883 --> 01:13:54,784 - Just the gold. - Just the gold, okay. 1052 01:13:56,948 --> 01:13:58,791 - And then and then we're going to go. - Not COVID 1053 01:13:59,115 --> 01:14:01,625 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 1054 01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:03,208 I gotta get my gold. I gotta get my gold. 1055 01:14:03,248 --> 01:14:06,885 [Laughter] 1056 01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,344 My gold. I gotta get my gold. I gotta get the gold. 1057 01:14:11,256 --> 01:14:12,722 I gotta get some mold. 1058 01:14:13,739 --> 01:14:15,910 I gotta get some mold. 1059 01:14:19,128 --> 01:14:22,800 It's still a little, I don't know what happened. It was looking better. 1060 01:14:26,894 --> 01:14:28,452 Now, I want to do Coke. 1061 01:14:28,476 --> 01:14:31,522 Just kidding, just kidding, never done that. 1062 01:14:33,055 --> 01:14:37,461 - A superhuman race. - Superhumanoids. 1063 01:14:37,485 --> 01:14:38,698 God damn it. 1064 01:14:39,679 --> 01:14:40,703 Yeah. 1065 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,473 Wait, what am I saying again? 1066 01:14:45,279 --> 01:14:46,279 [Laughter] 1067 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:48,395 Do I want them bumping? 1068 01:14:49,869 --> 01:14:52,142 Sprinkle it in their breakfast cereal. 1069 01:14:52,166 --> 01:14:55,691 Who doesn't want a little bit? 1070 01:14:58,482 --> 01:15:02,853 Hey, everybody, I'm here to talk to you today about methamphetamines 1071 01:15:02,877 --> 01:15:04,021 or however you say it. 1072 01:15:04,806 --> 01:15:05,823 The best 1073 01:15:07,373 --> 01:15:10,027 Talk about the-the methamphetamines. 1074 01:15:10,238 --> 01:15:13,051 Alright. Wait, how do you take those? 1075 01:15:13,171 --> 01:15:15,099 I think in a spoon, right? 1076 01:15:16,371 --> 01:15:18,238 Let me call my cousin really quick. 1077 01:15:20,217 --> 01:15:21,265 Megan. 1078 01:15:21,954 --> 01:15:23,202 No, Melany. 1079 01:15:23,710 --> 01:15:24,856 What, who's Megan? 1080 01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:26,043 Melany? 1081 01:15:27,895 --> 01:15:28,898 Damn. 1082 01:15:31,711 --> 01:15:33,017 What do you know? 1083 01:15:34,361 --> 01:15:36,020 The officer. 1084 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:42,059 Going out, and on the campaign for Dallas Ryan 1085 01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:45,696 we need these for the needles and the cocaine. 1086 01:15:46,342 --> 01:15:49,425 Okay well we're not getting political here. Okay. 1087 01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:52,411 No politics. 1088 01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:57,373 I'm sorry. 1089 01:15:58,352 --> 01:16:00,277 Just thinking about the Tupperware. 1090 01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:02,379 Just being out there. 1091 01:16:03,450 --> 01:16:04,914 It might be lidless. 1092 01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:07,757 Hold it. Hold it. 1093 01:16:10,654 --> 01:16:16,071 I'm breaking down. I'm sorry. This is not professional. 1094 01:16:16,125 --> 01:16:20,131 But I'm breaking down right now. I'm very sad. 1095 01:16:26,436 --> 01:16:31,675 And the cat is like their mascot of the museum. 1096 01:16:31,699 --> 01:16:34,478 So he was just like "hey everybody I'm here." 1097 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,680 And I was like I'm petting you. 1098 01:16:38,288 --> 01:16:40,790 If you think about it, it's actually kind of. 1099 01:16:40,815 --> 01:16:42,186 - Okay. - kind of funny. 1100 01:16:44,531 --> 01:16:46,355 Yeah. It's... 1101 01:16:46,629 --> 01:16:48,106 - Right? - Yeah. 1102 01:16:48,179 --> 01:16:49,276 Okay. 1103 01:16:52,428 --> 01:16:53,710 I'm sorry. 1104 01:16:56,885 --> 01:17:00,658 - Granddaddy. - Daddy? 1105 01:17:07,655 --> 01:17:10,832 Nice guys. Are they your kids too? 1106 01:17:20,275 --> 01:17:22,926 To me and I was screaming and they were finally seeing 1107 01:17:23,187 --> 01:17:25,896 they were finally seeing the stuff he'd always done to me 1108 01:17:26,073 --> 01:17:30,067 and and they were just sitting there thinking he's going to kill us all 1109 01:17:30,230 --> 01:17:34,304 and he finally got to me and merry Christmas. 1110 01:17:37,281 --> 01:17:38,998 Please honk for that one. 1111 01:18:21,744 --> 01:18:25,389 It is the plead I make to you. 1112 01:18:25,413 --> 01:18:27,958 Vote yes on Dallas 1113 01:18:27,982 --> 01:18:31,617 I love it. I'm just like yes cocaine. 1114 01:19:20,186 --> 01:19:22,112 Why? Who's telling you I'm angry? 1115 01:19:22,136 --> 01:19:24,581 Is it Steve? 1116 01:19:24,605 --> 01:19:27,053 Is it Sarah?