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自有史以來...

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自從第一位小女孩出現之後...

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世上就有玩具公仔

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但那些公仔,從來都只是BB公仔

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玩公仔的女孩只可以扮演媽媽

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的確幾好玩
至少最初一段時間會覺得好玩

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問你阿媽就知

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這情況繼續,直至...

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《Barbie 芭比》

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沒錯,芭比改變了一切

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然後,她又再改變了一切

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所有這些女人都是芭比

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而芭比就是所有這些女人

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她一開始可能只是穿泳衣的女士

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但後來她有了更多身份

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她有自己的錢、自己的屋

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自己的車、自己的事業

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因為芭比可以做任何事
女人可以做任何事

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而這一點可以反映到...

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現今真實世界的小女孩身上

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(真實世界)

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女孩長成女人

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她們可實現
自己想要的一切和任何事情

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多得芭比
所有女權主義和平權問題都解決了

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至少各位芭比是這樣想

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畢竟,她們都住在芭比樂園

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我怎能戳破她們的美夢?

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眼前就是其中一位芭比

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過著她美好的每一天

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{\an8}♪ 當我從粉色世界中醒來

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{\an8}♪ 我步下大床,向姊妹們揮揮手

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{\an8}♪ 嘿,芭比,嘿

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{\an8}♪ 她真迷人

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♪ 盛裝打扮,只為在池邊下棋

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{\an8}♪ 來吧,我們有重要事要做

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{\an8}♪ 她與她,就像你和我

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{\an8}♪ 粉紅色與一切都合襯

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{\an8}♪ 從頭到腳都美麗動人

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♪ 我已準備好,你可知道?

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♪ 粉紅色美得醉人

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♪ 其他顏色我們也喜歡
但粉紅色在我們身上格外迷人

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{\an8}♪ 你要穿甚麼?連身裙還是套裝?

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{\an8}♪ 不管怎樣,你身上都散發懾人力量

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{\an8}♪ 嘿,芭比,我喜歡你的風格

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{\an8}♪ 若那真是一面鏡
一定映照到完美笑容

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{\an8}♪ 轉啊轉,繞啊繞

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♪ 我的芭比

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{\an8}♪ 芭比加油!芭比加油!

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{\an8}♪ 我的芭比來了

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{\an8}♪ 我的芭比

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♪ 芭比加油!芭比加油!

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♪ 我的芭比來了

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{\an8}♪ 來吧,我們有重要事要做

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{\an8}♪ 她與她,就像你和我

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♪ 粉紅色與一切都合襯

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{\an8}♪ 從頭到腳都美麗動人
我已準備好,你可知道?

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- # 粉紅色
- # 美麗的粉紅色

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- # 美得醉人
- # 沒錯

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{\an8}♪ 其他顏色我們也喜歡
但粉紅色在我們身上格外迷人

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♪ P 代表美麗

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♪ I 代表智慧

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♪ N 代表無憂

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♪ K 代表型格

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玩芭比時...

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嗨,芭比

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{\an8}沒人會帶她們行樓梯或走出門口

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你只會拿起她們
放在你想她們去的地方

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♪ 你要飛翔,姊妹

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你運用你的想像力

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♪ 喂,我未唱完

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嗨,芭比

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{\an8}- 嗨,思佩
- 嗨,芭比

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{\an8}還有蜜琪

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{\an8}蜜琪是芭比的孕婦朋友

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{\an8}還是別讓蜜琪出鏡

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{\an8}她被美泰停產了

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{\an8}因為大肚婆公仔太古怪

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{\an8}總之,芭比又再...

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有大日子等著她

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- # 粉紅色與一切都合襯
- 嗨,芭比!

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{\an8}- 嗨,芭比
- 早晨,芭比,嗨

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{\an8}- 早晨
- 早晨

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{\an8}- 又是美好的一日
- 早晨,芭比

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{\an8}嗨

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{\an8}- 嘿,女士們
- 早晨!

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各位面向旁邊的芭比

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{\an8}說愛她、讚美她

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{\an8}記者芭比,你隨便問

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你怎會那麼厲害?

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{\an8}無可奉告

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{\an8}♪ 黑芭比總統...黑芭比總統

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{\an8}講真,無可奉告

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{\an8}我愛你們

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{\an8}諾貝爾新聞獎得主...芭比

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{\an8}我工作非常努力,所以我應得的

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{\an8}諾貝爾文學獎得主...芭比

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{\an8}- 你為這一代發聲
- 我知道

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{\an8}在我們的評估中,金錢不是言論

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{\an8}而企業本來就沒言論自由的權利

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{\an8}因此,他們聲稱行使權利...

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{\an8}只是試圖把我們的民主制度
變成財閥制度

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這令我激動,而我正表達出來

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{\an8}我可以毫不費力地...

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同時表達邏輯和感受

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{\an8}這並沒有削弱我的能力,而是擴大了

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嗨,芭比

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♪ 芭比有甚麼做不到?

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嗨,芭比

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太空好正啊!

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天啊

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(芭比樂園)

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♪ 待會見

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{\an8}芭比每日都過得很美好

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但肯尼需要芭比的注視
才會有美好的一天

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嗨,芭比!

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嗨,肯尼

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- 嗨,芭比!
- 嗨,芭比!

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嗨,芭比

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- 嗨,肯尼
- 嗨,肯尼

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- 嗨,肯尼
- 嗨,肯尼

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- 嗨,肯尼
- 我買了雪糕

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- 好極
- 嗨,芭比

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- 嗨,芭比
- 嗨,芭比

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嗨,芭比

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- 嗨,芭比!
- 嗨,肯尼

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- 嗨,芭比
- 嗨,肯尼

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- 嗨,芭比
- 嗨,芭比

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嗨,各位芭比

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- 拜拜,各位芭比
- 拜拜,芭比

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嗨,芭比

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噢,嗨,艾倫

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艾倫沒有眾數,就得一個艾倫

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是啊,我...我都好疑惑

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嘿,芭比,望下我

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肯尼!

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弊!

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慘了!

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怎麼了?

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一定好痛

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- 肯尼
- 嘿,芭比

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- 嗨
- 你們看了多少?

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全程都看到

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扶你起來吧,肯尼...來吧

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- 你們真大力
- 對腳要用力...好了

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- 你沒事吧?
- 沒事,完全沒事

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個海灘似乎難到你,肯尼

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如果我無重傷
現在一隻手就捽死你,肯尼

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我日日捽爆你都得,肯尼

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幫我拿著雪糕,肯尼

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好啊,肯尼,放馬過來

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大家鬥一場

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你想捽爆佢?捽爆我先講

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我可以同時捽爆你兩個

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但你連自己都捽唔掂

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- 你點捽爆我兩個?
- 夠了,兩位肯尼?

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- 你捽爆自己先講!
- 你點解要咁激動?

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夠了,兩位肯尼
大家都唔准互捽

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知道未?

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走吧

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- 好了
- 好吧

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- 你做得很好
- 仍然好痛?

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帶你去療傷

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- 走!
- 走!

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- 芭比,捉實我隻手!
- 你沒事的

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陪住我,芭比!

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好極

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完全沒斷骨,你會沒事

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滑浪比一般人所想危險得多

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你好勇敢,肯尼

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- 多謝,芭比
- 是啊

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- 你知我不是專職滑浪
- 我知

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我亦不是救生員,這誤會好常見

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- 好常見
- 我的工作其實是...

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- 在海灘行行企企
- 沒錯

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而你行行企企非常出色

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你好快就會康復

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其實我講這句話時,你已經痊癒

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- 無得彈
- 好極

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- 嘿,芭比
- 咩事?

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- 我今晚可以去你屋企?
- 好啊

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我今晚沒大計劃
只有個大型休閒派對

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所有芭比都來
排了隻舞、作了首歌

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你得閒就過來

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- 好正
- 沒錯

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- 好了,拜拜
- 拜拜,再見

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(總統)

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- 嗨,芭比
- 嗨,肯尼

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- 你今晚好靚,芭比
- 多謝,肯尼

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- 嗨,肯尼
- 嗨!

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- 正啊!
- 嗨,芭比

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- 嗨,芭比
- 各位芭比!

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點呀,肯尼?

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芭比,望下我

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你一定唔識前空翻,肯尼

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有冇搞錯!

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派對好狂野,芭比

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過獎,芭比
天啊,今晚真完美

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完美中的完美

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而你今晚好靚,芭比

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多謝,芭比
我都覺得自己好靚

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- 我也是
- 今日超正

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今日的確超正
尋日超正、聽日超正

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後日超正,連星期三都超正

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永遠日日都超正

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沒錯,芭比!

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你們有想過死嗎?

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我點會咁講?

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我指我死都要跳舞

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哇

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你可以走了

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- 我想留低過夜
- 點解?

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我們是男女朋友

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留低做咩?

216
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:46,512
我其實不太清楚

217
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,932
噢...但我不想你留低

218
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,768
- 是因為肯尼?
- 肯尼只是我的好朋友

219
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,853
而這是我的夢幻屋
芭比的夢幻屋

220
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不是肯尼的夢幻屋,對吧?

221
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- 你次次都有道理
- 而且今晚是女士之夜

222
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快來,芭比!睡衣派對!

223
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,112
快來,總統來了

224
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,656
沒錯,不用客氣

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00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,493
- 每晚都是女士之夜
- 每一晚,直到永遠

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- 每一晚
- 永遠,直到永恆

227
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- 晚安
- 晚安

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我也愛你

229
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女士之夜!女士之夜!

230
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不行,我要走了

231
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各位芭比晚安!

232
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我絕對沒再思考死亡

233
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♪ 當我從粉色世界中醒來

234
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嗨,芭比

235
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,762
♪ 我步下大床,向姊妹們揮揮手

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- # 嘿,芭比
- # 嘿

237
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- # 怎麼那麼焦慮?
- 嗨,芭比

238
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♪ 是否因為無可壓抑的...

239
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,730
- 嗨,芭比
- # ...死亡念頭

240
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♪ 來吧,我們有重要事要...噢!

241
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:27,613
♪ 她與她,就像你和我

242
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:32,201
- # 粉紅色與一切都合襯
- # 噢,好凍!

243
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,952
♪ 從頭到腳都美麗動人

244
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,996
♪ 我已準備好,你可知道?

245
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,373
♪ 粉紅色能解決一切

246
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,334
♪ 粉紅色美得醉人

247
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:44,713
♪ 其他顏色我們也喜歡
但粉紅色讓我們格外迷人

248
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♪ P 代表驚慌

249
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,800
♪ I 代表害怕

250
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,302
♪ N 代表噁心

251
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,386
(牛奶 過期!)

252
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,513
♪ K 代表死亡

253
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♪ 我的芭比

254
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♪ 芭比加油!芭比加油!

255
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,186
♪ 我的芭比來了

256
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,315
♪ 噢,姊妹,你沒事吧?

257
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,150
嗨,芭比

258
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,945
我沒事,完全沒事

259
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,449
- 你得嘅,芭比
- 加油,芭比!

260
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,617
打氣好出色,各位肯尼

261
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,992
擊掌!

262
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,453
嘿,芭比

263
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,622
來吧,芭比,一齊衝向水邊

264
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,790
好啊

265
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,386
我對腳!

266
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,306
慘了

267
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,268
正啊!超正!

268
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嘿,芭比

269
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,024
- 嗨
- 沒事吧?

270
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,068
- 嘿,芭比
- 沒事,我只是跌倒

271
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- 跌倒?
- 我覺得好失禮

272
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- 芭比不會覺得失禮
- 我知

273
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芭比,有件事我無法解釋...

274
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:57,411
但我對腳...我腳踭竟然掂地

275
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,246
我不再趷腳行

276
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,789
沒事的,我看看

277
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,712
扁平足!

278
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,181
停啦,肯尼

279
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,974
對不起...對不起

280
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:22,102
我知自己是既定印象芭比
所以不會聯想到...

281
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,354
連串事件之間的因果關係

282
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,607
但最近發生的事可能與此有關

283
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,529
我今朝有口臭、花灑得凍水
烘燶窩夫、從屋頂掉下來

284
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,572
你故障了

285
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,783
甚麼?不,我只是...我故障?

286
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,535
我從未見過這種故障

287
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,704
通常只是髮型問題

288
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,248
你知嘛,你要去見見怪雞芭比

289
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,168
我未試過要去找怪雞芭比

290
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,961
因為你從未試過故障

291
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,215
我聽講她曾是最美麗的芭比

292
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:54,551
但後來有人在真實世界
玩她玩得太過火

293
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,941
現在她致力令其他芭比變得完美

294
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,485
但她自己卻越來越失修

295
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,822
所以大家在她背後和面前
都叫她做怪雞芭比

296
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,324
她太怪雞

297
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,911
她為何總是做一字馬?

298
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:32,130
如果我對腳天生掂地
我絕不會穿高踭鞋

299
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,094
有人嗎?

300
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:37,928
汪

301
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,264
吠

302
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:42,891
汪

303
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,352
吠

304
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:49,314
嘿,點呀靚女?

305
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,149
- 嗨
- 歡迎

306
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,235
歡迎來我的怪雞屋

307
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,324
- 嗨,你好嘛?
- 幸會

308
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,660
抱歉那邊有狗屎...有何貴幹?

309
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:05,038
我來問你...有關我對腳的事

310
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,874
我對腳...

311
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,339
掂晒地

312
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,340
沒錯

313
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,384
- 我從未見過
- 真的?

314
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,138
好吧,那你可否...修好?

315
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,599
你是既定印象芭比?

316
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:29,021
你的肯尼
他靚仔又大隻,全身肌肉蛋白

317
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,230
應該是

318
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,984
我好想睇下
佢牛仔褲裡面滑嘟嘟的下盤

319
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,778
- 算了吧...你之前做過甚麼?
- 沒甚麼

320
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,740
就打了場好玩的排球

321
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,202
- 就咁?
- 思考過死亡

322
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,703
咩話?

323
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,041
可能思考過死亡?

324
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,876
思考死亡!

325
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,169
有問題嗎?

326
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,796
- 怎麼了?
- 我聽過這症狀

327
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,758
當然,我沒想過有可能發生
但竟然是真的

328
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:02,012
你果然闖禍,你打開了通道

329
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,472
我沒打開通道

330
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,726
有人打開了
現在延接區多了條裂縫

331
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:10,646
那裡是芭比樂園
與真實世界之間的隔膜

332
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,065
若你仍想做完美的既定印象芭比

333
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,900
小妹妹,你一定要去修復

334
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,611
否則你會越變越奇怪...望下你大髀

335
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,365
- 那是甚麼?
- 橙皮紋

336
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,741
- 會擴散到全身
- 咩話?

337
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,953
然後你會開始悲傷
多愁善感,越來越複雜

338
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:26,912
不!

339
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,622
我要怎樣做?

340
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:32,209
- 你要去真實世界
- 好吧

341
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,378
找出正在玩你的女孩

342
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:35,420
玩我?

343
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,755
我們全都被人玩,寶貝

344
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,258
但雙方通常不會有交流...謝謝

345
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:43,345
這是女孩,這是公仔
兩者永遠不會有交集

346
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,888
- 我倆有交集?
- 沒錯

347
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,057
玩你的女孩,她一定在難過

348
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,017
而她的思想、感情和人性

349
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,270
正在干擾你的公仔氣場

350
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,980
她為何會難過?

351
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,816
我們解決了一切問題
令真實世界所有女性...

352
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,569
- 可以快樂和強大
- 我不知道,但若你問我

353
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,904
- 你也有責任
- 我?

354
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,656
- 打開通道要雙方發力
- 我沒有

355
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,993
我只想一切保持原狀

356
00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:10,789
儘管如此
你兩個已不可分割地交織在一起

357
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,125
你要幫她,才幫到自己

358
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:19,923
那我該...

359
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,884
好了,你想點揀?

360
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:25,095
你可以繼續過平常生活
忘記這一切曾發生過

361
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:28,056
或者去探究這個宇宙的真相

362
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,768
現在由你決定

363
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:33,729
第一個,高踭鞋

364
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,523
不,我們再來過

365
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:39,651
- 你應該要揀探究
- 我不想

366
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,986
寶貝,聽住

367
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:43,030
你一定要揀探究,明未?
再揀過

368
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,365
我不是冒險芭比
我是既定印象芭比

369
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,493
其他人一諗起芭比,就會諗起我

370
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:49,995
那就是我

371
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:54,041
我覺得討厭
你令人討厭,好討厭

372
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,126
好了,我已準備好忘記這事

373
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,420
不!你要去探究!

374
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:01,298
我叫你揀,只讓你以為可掌握人生

375
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,300
- 即是沒有第一選擇?
- 沒有!

376
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,595
你要自己去修好裂縫

377
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,889
別怪我,怪美泰
規矩是他們訂

378
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,474
我不想去

379
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,100
那就生橙皮紋,我不在乎

380
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,728
不!不行...我去,我去

381
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:19,274
送我入通道

382
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,070
好了,其實沒通道,只是比喻

383
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,781
你要開跑車去坐快艇

384
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:28,492
再坐火箭、踩雙人單車

385
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,744
轉露營車,好玩
轉雪地電單車

386
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,248
之後你就完成大半路程
去到洛杉磯州

387
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:38,460
然後你要著到全身螢光色
換上滾軸溜冰鞋,進入加州國

388
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,004
我知好古怪,別太深究

389
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:43,715
我到步後,怎找到這女孩?

390
00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,926
你去到就會知

391
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:48,887
好吧,那我怎回來?

392
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,681
跟去程一樣,但倒序

393
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:53,642
我要向前走,但倒序,還是...

394
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:55,644
- 別想太多
- 好吧

395
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:59,940
因為你看,若你找不到她並解決問題

396
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,859
醜的會更醜

397
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,777
而怪的會更怪

398
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,696
然後你就會似我

399
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,032
對不起

400
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,077
不要緊,我自找的

401
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:14,371
- 總之,我對你有信心
- 謝謝

402
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,832
去吧,萬事小心,我愛你

403
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,334
- 拜拜
- 拜拜

404
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:24,339
去真實世界一路順風,祝你修好隔膜

405
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:29,261
重新分隔兩邊世界,免得全身橙皮紋!

406
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,891
- 我估她不帶你去
- 你好迷惘,肯尼

407
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,393
她真的有問過我

408
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,604
我答「我想留在這裡」

409
00:24:38,604 --> 00:24:39,938
點解?你驚啊?

410
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:42,149
- 不
- 我估你驚

411
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,193
我估她根本不想你去

412
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:46,445
你樣樣都估錯

413
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:48,405
我估相反那邊

414
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,740
- 是嗎?
- 是啊

415
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:53,076
即是哪邊?你根本不知道

416
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:56,038
我不想走,我一直在想理由留低

417
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:58,457
- 留下吧
- 我會很想念你們

418
00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,126
我希望有人可陪我去,可惜你們不行

419
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,127
我該獨自面對

420
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,879
- 我在想甚麼雀鳥?
- 鸚鵡

421
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:05,506
海豚...不,我指雀鳥

422
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,550
- 鵜鶘
- 激氣

423
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,177
我們會想你的,芭比

424
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,803
我好快帶完美雙腳回來

425
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,680
然後大家都忘記這事

426
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,225
你會去見證
我們為糾正世界所做的好事

427
00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:18,018
你會是她們的大英雄

428
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:22,231
所有感恩、強大的女性
她們的美好生活都歸功於芭比

429
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:25,859
我估每位女性都會多謝你
再大力擁抱你

430
00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:29,029
對,沒錯,我出發了

431
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:30,739
拜拜

432
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,617
- 拜拜,芭比
- 拜拜

433
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:37,412
拜拜,芭比
祝你在真實世界順利

434
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,122
小心橙皮紋!

435
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:40,999
(芭比樂園)

436
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:44,419
♪ 我去看醫生,我去了爬山

437
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:48,757
♪ 我照看孩子,我痛飲泉水

438
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:53,262
♪ 這些問題永遠不只一個答案

439
00:25:53,262 --> 00:25:56,348
♪ 指引我曲折前行

440
00:25:56,348 --> 00:26:00,394
♪ 我越不探尋人生的根源

441
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:05,399
♪ 我就會越來越好

442
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,693
- # 我就會越來越好
- # 我就會越來越好

443
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,618
你怎會在這裡?

444
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:17,703
我要跟你去

445
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:20,080
- 不行,麻煩落車
- 不行

446
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,748
我和肯尼下了雙重賭注

447
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,626
你不能令我在肯尼面前失威

448
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,044
肯尼根本唔威!

449
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:27,296
我覺得佢威

450
00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:28,964
你只會拖慢我

451
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,049
芭比,那裡或會有海灘?

452
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,218
你會需要那方面的專家

453
00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:36,889
你有帶滾軸溜冰鞋嗎?

454
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,600
我去邊都會帶

455
00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:43,312
- 求下你?
- 好吧

456
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:46,481
一齊去吧

457
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:47,858
- 畀我坐前面?
- 不行

458
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:49,443
(真實世界 這邊)

459
00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:53,071
於是芭比和肯尼出發去冒險了

460
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,157
去真實世界

461
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:28,982
芭比

462
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,235
正啊!

463
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,870
哇,這裡就是真實世界

464
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,289
芭比,我都話會有海灘

465
00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:45,123
是啊

466
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:54,758
掂喎!

467
00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:58,470
咩事?

468
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,514
笑下,金髮妹

469
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,517
點解個個男人都望住我?

470
00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:05,227
是啊,他們也盯著我

471
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,603
噢,我鍾意!

472
00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:07,896
哇

473
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,524
我覺得不自在,就好似...

474
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,651
我不知怎形容,但我...

475
00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:13,652
緊身裝幾靚

476
00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:17,489
...覺得好尷尬,我覺得自己好失禮

477
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:18,657
我完全不覺得

478
00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:21,034
我覺得他們的目光只是「欣賞」

479
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,245
- 掂啊,靚女!
- 完全不咸濕

480
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,914
亦絕無粗暴含意

481
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,500
但我感受到的目光都好粗暴

482
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,669
看,建築地盤

483
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:33,297
- 我們需要正面的女性能量
- 好

484
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,923
女士們!喂!

485
00:28:35,674 --> 00:28:36,884
你靠扭籮柚收兵?

486
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,844
我讚你身材正,你會撲過來咬我嗎?

487
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:40,512
- 我上了天堂?
- 你褲袋有鏡嗎?

488
00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:42,931
- 你靚到似天使
- 畀我踎低望望?

489
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,934
我不太聽得明你們的笑話

490
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,895
但我聽得出是某種暗示

491
00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:49,605
而且是雙重暗示

492
00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:53,734
但我想講各位知,我沒陰道的

493
00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:56,653
而他沒有啫啫

494
00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:58,488
我們沒有生殖器官

495
00:28:58,488 --> 00:28:59,531
- 不要緊
- 是啊

496
00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:01,116
- 冇所謂
- 冇問題

497
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,535
我有齊所有生殖器官

498
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,538
天啊,我還以為地盤的食晏時間...

499
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:08,790
可以補充一下女性力量

500
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,835
但這地盤太...男人

501
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:16,465
這裡的一切都幾乎...相反

502
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:20,469
你看

503
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:22,304
- 最高法院委員
- 她們真聰明

504
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:23,222
(環球小姐)

505
00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:25,432
拜恩,上啊兄弟!

506
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,061
{\an8}(芭比)

507
00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:30,687
{\an8}(和肯尼)

508
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,689
我好鍾意你套緊身裝

509
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:34,316
我鍾意你對護肘

510
00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:36,401
我們應該換另一套衫

511
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,695
(士多 太陽油)

512
00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:40,113
我們好有型

513
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:41,740
- 我鍾意流蘇
- 我鍾意牛仔布

514
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,910
喂,老友

515
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,246
麻煩兩位畀錢

516
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,542
她著得越多更靚

517
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,168
因為有更多幻想空間

518
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,379
你知嘛?套衫你留下吧

519
00:29:55,879 --> 00:30:00,133
怪雞芭比說我會知道
怎找到那女孩,但我毫無頭緒

520
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,803
聰明的芭比會怎樣做?

521
00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:05,138
我要理清思緒,好好思考

522
00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:07,599
誰在玩我?

523
00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:09,601
我最憎人思考,悶死我

524
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:11,937
我越快搞掂,就能越快返去

525
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,189
- 那我該做甚麼?
- 肯尼!

526
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,816
- 去散散步
- 我自己去?

527
00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:17,109
- 是
- 認真?去哪?

528
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:18,485
任何地方

529
00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,445
- 可以去那邊?
- 是,可以

530
00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:27,786
- 別走遠
- 知道了!

531
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:33,584
不好意思,先生

532
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:35,669
謝謝,先生

533
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:40,966
{\an8}(世紀城中心)

534
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:47,347
點呀,老友?

535
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,057
要似返個男人

536
00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:49,975
今次練到夠

537
00:30:49,975 --> 00:30:51,268
男人大晒

538
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,896
- 你是男子漢!
- 不,你是男子漢!

539
00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:55,355
男人大晒

540
00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:58,692
(悍馬)

541
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:08,202
根據投資回報率,收益超過預期

542
00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,369
做得好

543
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:10,287
我完全不擔心

544
00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:12,039
未得閒,瑪格烈
就這樣決定

545
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:14,249
- 一定會大賺
- 我們是大功臣

546
00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:38,565
正啊!

547
00:32:17,813 --> 00:32:19,648
(二手捐贈)

548
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,217
我覺得...

549
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,929
有少少痛,但感覺很好

550
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:01,523
我只想跟你和好

551
00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:04,651
靠叫我癲婆?這不可能和好

552
00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:05,861
我不知道怎麼...

553
00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:47,152
你好靚

554
00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:50,072
我知啊

555
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:59,248
芭比!芭比!

556
00:33:59,248 --> 00:34:00,165
正啊!

557
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:01,291
- 我知道了!
- 我知道了!

558
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:02,334
噢,你知道甚麼?

559
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:03,836
- 你講先
- 不,你講先

560
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,254
- 大家一齊講
- 好

561
00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:07,464
- 她在學校
- 男人統治世界!

562
00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:09,257
- 咩話?
- 那孩子在學校?

563
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,300
你剛才說甚麼?

564
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,760
- 沒甚麼
- 好吧

565
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,762
- 那去學校吧
- 好!

566
00:34:13,762 --> 00:34:15,222
快走

567
00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:28,610
(美泰公司全球總部)
(加州 洛杉磯)

568
00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:30,362
(美泰)

569
00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:35,033
- 你好
- 我是聯邦調查局的丹

570
00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:36,368
我是美泰的艾隆

571
00:34:36,368 --> 00:34:38,120
我不在乎你是誰,艾隆

572
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,038
- 你是實習生?
- 不,我是...

573
00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:42,791
- 你有兩個公仔走甩
- 無可能

574
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:44,251
- 你怎知道?
- 別諷刺我

575
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:46,587
一對金髮情侶,自稱芭比和肯尼

576
00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:48,130
在聖莫尼卡溜冰

577
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,257
美泰要幫手捉住他們

578
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:51,757
你咪搞禍,艾隆!

579
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:52,759
我不會

580
00:34:55,429 --> 00:34:56,889
大鑊,認真大鑊

581
00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:59,391
- 咩事?
- 以前都發生過

582
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:00,684
吓?幾時?

583
00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:03,061
聽講十年前,有個女人叫思佩

584
00:35:03,061 --> 00:35:04,938
她去了西礁島某個家庭

585
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:06,857
話要幫手做保姆

586
00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:08,442
然後想帶著幼兒去滑浪

587
00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,526
- 老天
- 就是

588
00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:13,739
最後順利解決並瞞得住
但今次問題好嚴重

589
00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:16,366
- 我要直上頂樓
- 沒人可直上頂樓

590
00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:18,452
- 我一定要
- 你可能回不來

591
00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:21,038
我知道

592
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:22,623
(直上頂樓)

593
00:35:28,378 --> 00:35:30,923
(透過遊戲令下一代更自信)

594
00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:34,635
♪ 我會越來越好

595
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:38,764
- 嘿
- 嗨,艾隆

596
00:35:38,764 --> 00:35:40,265
- 新圖畫?
- 是啊

597
00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:43,101
我突然開始畫這些奇怪設計

598
00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,561
很奇特

599
00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:46,647
是死念纏身芭比

600
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,982
全身橙皮紋芭比

601
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:50,943
冇面見人芭比

602
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:54,530
好了,聽住
我要找高層談談

603
00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:55,697
- 不行
- 我一定要

604
00:35:55,697 --> 00:35:57,032
- 不行
- 我要入去

605
00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:59,284
艾隆,他們在開企業理念大會

606
00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:00,410
誰都不准進去

607
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,454
- 艾隆!停啊!
- 每次都話要增強女孩的自信

608
00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:03,539
每次都是!

609
00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:05,249
但我們真正賣甚麼?

610
00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,042
- 我們是賣夢想!
- 艾隆!

611
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,169
還有想像力!

612
00:36:10,003 --> 00:36:11,797
還有閃令令!

613
00:36:12,089 --> 00:36:13,507
我很興奮,我充滿熱誠

614
00:36:13,507 --> 00:36:16,218
當你想起閃令令,之後會想到甚麼?

615
00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:17,886
女性施為

616
00:36:18,971 --> 00:36:19,721
不好意思?

617
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:23,225
- 你是誰?
- 艾隆迪更斯,先生

618
00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:25,310
我們在開重要大會,艾隆迪更斯

619
00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:27,062
有件事你要聽,先生

620
00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:28,438
不能發電郵講?

621
00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,023
你可發給我,「EOD」

622
00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:31,191
今天結束前

623
00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:32,943
- 犀利
- 無錯

624
00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:35,863
我不如細細聲講你知?

625
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:37,531
好,細細聲講

626
00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:02,055
不!不!

627
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,684
- 搬櫈來!
- 拿手推車

628
00:37:05,684 --> 00:37:06,518
我們沒事

629
00:37:08,187 --> 00:37:09,646
- 你沒事吧?
- 他沒事

630
00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:11,023
- 沒事
- 他沒事

631
00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:16,236
西礁島思佩事件又重演

632
00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:19,948
恕我直言
上次走甩的是思佩,先生

633
00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:22,659
今次是...芭比

634
00:37:25,495 --> 00:37:28,999
若被外界知道
我們的公仔從芭比樂園來到洛杉磯

635
00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:31,585
而且是以真人大小...

636
00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:34,379
漫遊地球...

637
00:37:35,672 --> 00:37:37,758
那會非常不妙

638
00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:40,052
芭比來了真實世界?

639
00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,262
不可能的

640
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:45,015
這次是緊急狀況

641
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,934
簡直是災難!

642
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:49,436
- 必須強調這點!
- 咩話?

643
00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:52,189
- 講多次你個名
- 艾隆迪更斯,先生

644
00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:53,565
- 艾隆迪更遜?
- 迪更斯

645
00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:56,235
- 好極!艾隆
- 芭比樂園是另一個現實世界?

646
00:37:56,235 --> 00:37:59,071
還是一個令你的想像...

647
00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:00,197
是!

648
00:38:00,197 --> 00:38:00,948
好吧

649
00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:04,326
把它想像成瑞典小鎮,艾隆迪更斯

650
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:05,869
瑞典

651
00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:07,246
好吧

652
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,791
你幾重?

653
00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:12,084
那不重要

654
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,378
似乎要展開紙盒行動

655
00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:19,049
全部不准休假
直至捉返個公仔入紙盒

656
00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:20,300
(邊民之家)

657
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:23,220
看,大衛克羅克特初中
我在幻像中看到

658
00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,638
騎馬的男人

659
00:38:24,638 --> 00:38:26,473
我開始有各種古怪感覺

660
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:29,393
例如我有莫名的懼怕

661
00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:31,353
- 那是甚麼?
- 是焦慮

662
00:38:31,353 --> 00:38:33,730
我都有,在這年紀很嚴重

663
00:38:33,730 --> 00:38:35,399
我覺得好正

664
00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,401
因為仔女不會對爸爸發脾氣

665
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,945
她一定在某處

666
00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:41,280
我要儘快找到她

667
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,783
我去圖書館看看
我想找有關卡車的書

668
00:38:44,783 --> 00:38:46,243
好,但別闖禍

669
00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:47,536
我不會!

670
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,177
你想點?

671
00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:05,971
那女孩叫甚麼名字?

672
00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:07,389
她叫莎莎

673
00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:09,141
- 嘿,莎莎!
- 別跟她說話

674
00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:12,561
莎莎可跟你說話
但你絕不可以找她說話

675
00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:14,897
- 她會串爆你
- 別擔心

676
00:39:14,897 --> 00:39:17,065
我人見人愛,有型又靚

677
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:19,985
謝謝

678
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,159
嘿,女士們
莎莎,你好嗎?

679
00:39:29,745 --> 00:39:30,454
你邊位?

680
00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:36,627
我是你一生最喜歡的女性

681
00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:38,128
芭比!

682
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:41,632
你真認為自己是芭比?

683
00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:43,675
- 是啊
- 她是癲婆

684
00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,177
精神病院逃出來的?

685
00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:47,679
你是經典芭比?
專業的冇腦美女?

686
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:49,223
不,芭比不是冇腦美女

687
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:51,475
芭比是醫生、律師和參議員

688
00:39:51,475 --> 00:39:53,227
諾貝爾獎得主

689
00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:54,895
你是諾貝爾獎得主?

690
00:39:54,895 --> 00:39:58,565
我不是,但芭比是

691
00:39:58,565 --> 00:39:59,691
真的

692
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:02,903
你們為何不多謝我、大力擁抱我?

693
00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:07,199
因為我是你們最愛的玩具

694
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:09,993
我們五歲後就不玩芭比了

695
00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:12,246
對,我最憎有頭髮的公仔

696
00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:14,623
我會玩芭比,但冇嘢玩先玩

697
00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:15,874
我以前好鍾意芭比

698
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:20,212
總之,以前就覺得個公仔難頂

699
00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:21,296
難頂?

700
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,757
點解?

701
00:40:24,216 --> 00:40:25,425
- 來吧,莎莎
- 告訴她

702
00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:26,593
毀了芭比

703
00:40:27,928 --> 00:40:30,889
好吧,芭比,我講你知

704
00:40:31,723 --> 00:40:34,935
自從你面世
就一直令女人對自己不滿

705
00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:36,770
你應該掉轉咗講

706
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:39,439
你代表著我們文化的所有錯誤

707
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:42,734
性資本主義、不合現實的體態準則...

708
00:40:42,734 --> 00:40:46,029
不,你在描述一些既定印象

709
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:49,032
芭比所象徵的遠不止這些

710
00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,534
你望下你自己

711
00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:54,288
我的確是既定印象芭比

712
00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:56,957
你令女權運動倒退了五十年

713
00:40:56,957 --> 00:40:58,917
你毀了女孩天生的價值感

714
00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:02,421
而你美化的泛濫消費主義
亦正摧毀地球

715
00:41:02,421 --> 00:41:06,884
不,我該是幫助你們
讓你們快樂和強大

716
00:41:06,884 --> 00:41:08,468
噢,我本來很強大

717
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,846
直至你走來說自己是芭比

718
00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:13,307
我已很多年
沒想起你這法西斯分子!

719
00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:21,190
好吧

720
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:24,151
又流了,我要...

721
00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:25,986
失陪一下

722
00:41:25,986 --> 00:41:28,363
很高興與你們聊天

723
00:41:35,746 --> 00:41:37,164
個個都不聽勸

724
00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:43,295
(《為何由男人統治(真的)》)

725
00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:45,506
{\an8}(《男人與戰爭》)

726
00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:46,465
(《父權制起源》)

727
00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:47,341
(《馬》)

728
00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:52,679
不好意思,先生
現在幾點?

729
00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:54,848
你尊重我

730
00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:56,975
抱歉,不是
你知現在幾點嗎?

731
00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,311
不,我不知道

732
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:01,688
好吧

733
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,649
為何芭比沒提過父權制?

734
00:42:03,649 --> 00:42:07,444
據我了解
那代表男人和馬統治一切?

735
00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:09,196
當然了

736
00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:10,989
我該從中找出「錢途」

737
00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:14,034
好吧,那麼...

738
00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:16,703
我份工要高層、高薪、高影響力

739
00:42:16,703 --> 00:42:18,080
你至少要讀過 MBA

740
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,623
我們多數讀到博士

741
00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:20,707
齋做男人未夠?

742
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:22,751
現在情況恰恰相反

743
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:25,838
你們搞父權制顯然不太成功

744
00:42:25,838 --> 00:42:27,965
不!不是,我們...

745
00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:32,427
我們搞得很成功
我們只是...隱藏得更好

746
00:42:32,427 --> 00:42:33,720
噢

747
00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:37,808
不,我不會讓你幫人割一次盲腸

748
00:42:37,808 --> 00:42:39,309
- 但我是男人
- 但不是醫生

749
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:40,435
- 求下你?
- 不行

750
00:42:40,435 --> 00:42:42,521
- 我可否跟醫生談談?
- 我就是醫生

751
00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:43,981
- 幫我沖杯咖啡?
- 不行

752
00:42:43,981 --> 00:42:45,065
- 我要支噠噠筆
- 不行

753
00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:46,149
- 還有白袍
- 不行

754
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,067
- 還要尖刀
- 不行

755
00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:49,152
- 找到了...醫生!
- 叫保安來

756
00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:51,405
我想應徵你份海灘工

757
00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:52,990
所以...你想做救生員?

758
00:42:53,949 --> 00:42:55,742
我沒受過訓,不能去那邊

759
00:42:55,742 --> 00:42:57,744
但我學過自信地站在這裡

760
00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,538
這裡沒人有危險

761
00:42:59,538 --> 00:43:02,082
就算有,我沒受過救人訓練

762
00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:03,208
我不能請你

763
00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,377
我連做海灘工都不行!

764
00:43:09,464 --> 00:43:11,758
她認為我是法西斯分子?

765
00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:16,471
我不操控鐵路或商務流通

766
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:19,683
- 你在這
- 弊

767
00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:20,934
剛才很不順利

768
00:43:20,934 --> 00:43:25,022
我需要找個
可重新開展父權制的地方

769
00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:29,818
芭比小姐?

770
00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:31,278
只叫芭比就得

771
00:43:31,278 --> 00:43:32,988
請你跟我們走

772
00:43:35,073 --> 00:43:36,742
- 你們是誰?
- 美泰的人

773
00:43:36,742 --> 00:43:38,619
- 美泰?
- 美泰

774
00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:40,370
謝天謝地!

775
00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:42,414
我要找你們負責人談談

776
00:43:42,414 --> 00:43:43,916
這裡一切都倒退

777
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:47,252
男人的目光當我是物品
而女孩們都討厭我

778
00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:49,671
人人當我黐線,我不斷被拘捕

779
00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:51,006
請你過來,女士

780
00:43:51,006 --> 00:43:52,466
我還剛學會哭

781
00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:54,843
最初只有一滴眼淚,後來流了一堆

782
00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:58,555
我要點做?跟住芭比
上那架可怕、沒標記的黑卡車?

783
00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,683
一架我想要的卡車

784
00:44:02,351 --> 00:44:05,479
你說得對
她沒事的,那可是美泰

785
00:44:05,479 --> 00:44:06,522
- 是啊
- 我知道了

786
00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:09,274
我要返芭比樂園
將發現的事告訴所有肯尼

787
00:44:09,274 --> 00:44:10,609
一定好美妙!

788
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:12,528
好吧

789
00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:14,404
- 返芭比樂園
- 我們走那邊

790
00:44:15,822 --> 00:44:17,699
- 嗨,兔寶寶
- 別再那樣叫我

791
00:44:17,699 --> 00:44:20,536
對不起...我今日早收工
因為公司出現大問題

792
00:44:20,536 --> 00:44:23,330
但我們可以去食軟雪糕

793
00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:25,749
謝天謝地,終於捉走個癲婆

794
00:44:27,084 --> 00:44:29,253
那個精神異常的女人

795
00:44:29,253 --> 00:44:30,504
她以為自己是芭比

796
00:44:30,504 --> 00:44:31,672
等等,你說甚麼?

797
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:35,008
她以為自己是芭比,她堅信自己是

798
00:44:36,218 --> 00:44:38,345
你做甚麼?你做甚麼?

799
00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:40,013
媽...媽!

800
00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:42,933
媽,上返車!

801
00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:46,186
你講笑嘛?

802
00:44:48,021 --> 00:44:48,981
媽!

803
00:44:51,066 --> 00:44:54,653
美泰!一定是你們引領我來這裡

804
00:44:54,653 --> 00:44:56,655
因為絕對不會是那個莎莎

805
00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:58,031
(美泰)

806
00:44:58,031 --> 00:45:00,242
多謝送我來,旅途很愉快

807
00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:03,579
哇,母艦!

808
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:10,460
- 芭比!
- 我們很高興見到你

809
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:12,754
- 嗨!
- 想飲礦泉水嗎?

810
00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:14,006
好,謝謝

811
00:45:14,464 --> 00:45:15,382
謝謝

812
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:20,012
我不習慣入面有水

813
00:45:24,141 --> 00:45:24,808
謝謝

814
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:28,020
我們一直渴望
面對面與你深入溝通

815
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:28,770
當然了

816
00:45:28,770 --> 00:45:31,982
我要怎樣做
才可修復時空延接區的裂縫...

817
00:45:31,982 --> 00:45:33,859
修好我對腳、消除橙皮紋...

818
00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:36,528
總之不要變成怪雞芭比?

819
00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:38,947
我們一直在討論這話題

820
00:45:39,907 --> 00:45:42,451
只要你同意,我們就好辦

821
00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:46,288
麻煩你行入那個巨型紙盒

822
00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,124
(原版既定印象芭比)

823
00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:51,001
入紙盒就返到芭比樂園

824
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:53,545
一切就會跟以前一樣

825
00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:56,006
你知嘛?我們該先去找肯尼

826
00:45:56,006 --> 00:45:58,217
- 肯尼?
- 肯尼

827
00:45:58,217 --> 00:45:59,760
肯尼啊!芭比與肯尼

828
00:46:01,303 --> 00:46:03,555
- 對,肯尼,記得了
- 去捉他

829
00:46:05,516 --> 00:46:07,392
返去芭比樂園!

830
00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:10,395
我想嘔,我好想嘔

831
00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:14,149
肯尼不是我們擔心的問題

832
00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:15,943
從來都不是

833
00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,612
好,那我就...行入紙盒

834
00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:19,947
好極,掂晒

835
00:46:22,157 --> 00:46:25,619
但我一場來到
可否見見話事的女高層?

836
00:46:25,619 --> 00:46:27,162
你們的行政總裁

837
00:46:27,913 --> 00:46:29,164
那即是我

838
00:46:29,164 --> 00:46:30,541
- 財務總監呢?
- 我

839
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:31,959
- 營運總監
- 這裡

840
00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:33,544
- 芭比部門主管
- 到

841
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:36,129
我是沒權勢的男人,那我算女人嗎?

842
00:46:36,755 --> 00:46:38,465
有任何女高層嗎?

843
00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:42,594
聽住,我好清楚你接著會說甚麼

844
00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:45,222
而我必須說,我好反感

845
00:46:45,222 --> 00:46:48,058
我們是一間真正由女性組成的公司

846
00:46:48,058 --> 00:46:50,227
我們在九十年代有個女行政總裁

847
00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:52,896
之後還有一個...

848
00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:56,441
在某一年上任

849
00:46:57,985 --> 00:47:00,529
所以有兩位

850
00:47:00,821 --> 00:47:04,867
女性是公司的根基
造就了這棟長得誇張的...

851
00:47:04,867 --> 00:47:06,493
啫形大樓

852
00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:09,246
我們有數量驚人的性別中立洗手間

853
00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:12,165
這裡每個男人都愛女人

854
00:47:12,165 --> 00:47:13,834
我是一位母親的兒子

855
00:47:14,251 --> 00:47:15,836
我是一位兒子的母親

856
00:47:16,712 --> 00:47:19,298
我是...一位女性姑媽的侄子

857
00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:21,967
我有幾個死黨是猶太人

858
00:47:23,969 --> 00:47:25,596
我想講的是...

859
00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:28,140
返入紙盒,你個姣婆!

860
00:47:29,266 --> 00:47:30,809
咩事?唔可以講「姣婆」?

861
00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:33,270
我很多年沒入過紙盒了

862
00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:35,063
你睇?好容易

863
00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:37,649
好吧

864
00:47:39,234 --> 00:47:42,237
天啊,我記得陣味

865
00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:44,406
我有普魯斯特式回憶

866
00:47:44,406 --> 00:47:47,117
記得普魯斯特芭比?銷量不太好

867
00:47:47,117 --> 00:47:48,202
(度過最美好的一天!)

868
00:47:55,959 --> 00:47:58,462
你知嘛?我入紙盒之前

869
00:47:58,462 --> 00:48:01,381
可否去洗手間,確保我個髮型完美?

870
00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:02,758
好,快去快回?

871
00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,678
- 這邊?
- 走廊尾

872
00:48:06,970 --> 00:48:08,889
- 謝謝
- 在右邊

873
00:48:12,893 --> 00:48:15,062
她真的急住去廁所

874
00:48:16,063 --> 00:48:17,314
捉住芭比!

875
00:48:19,608 --> 00:48:21,818
你不准撳掣,我撳

876
00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:28,367
我話去捉芭比!

877
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:31,912
芭比呢?

878
00:48:32,704 --> 00:48:33,914
我就快追到你

879
00:48:35,832 --> 00:48:36,834
我會捉住你

880
00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:42,464
芭比!

881
00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:44,341
爬過隔間會更快

882
00:48:45,425 --> 00:48:46,927
- 會更快
- 一定會

883
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:53,600
捉住個芭比!

884
00:48:54,309 --> 00:48:55,811
- 芭比!
- 激氣!芭比!

885
00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:57,104
芭比!

886
00:48:57,396 --> 00:48:59,273
我實捉到你!芭比!

887
00:49:29,595 --> 00:49:31,638
放心,你在這裡很安全

888
00:49:33,056 --> 00:49:34,641
這是甚麼地方?

889
00:49:35,517 --> 00:49:39,313
我總覺得在廚桌上頭腦最清晰

890
00:49:42,566 --> 00:49:43,609
茶?

891
00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:46,570
好,謝謝

892
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,868
所以這裡真的有女員工

893
00:49:53,911 --> 00:49:56,538
寶貝,我們在這裡不僅是工作

894
00:50:04,087 --> 00:50:05,339
謝謝

895
00:50:25,651 --> 00:50:26,777
怎麼了?

896
00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:29,279
笑我唔識飲茶?

897
00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:32,491
不,你看來很特別

898
00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:37,246
我平時不是這樣,我通常都好完美

899
00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,373
我不認同

900
00:50:40,165 --> 00:50:42,209
我覺得你剛剛好

901
00:50:49,883 --> 00:50:52,135
真實世界不是我所想那樣

902
00:50:53,345 --> 00:50:54,555
從來都不是

903
00:50:54,555 --> 00:50:56,431
那不是更令人驚嘆?

904
00:50:58,183 --> 00:50:59,977
你是誰?

905
00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,563
她去了哪邊?

906
00:51:03,397 --> 00:51:08,151
你穿過那壁櫥
會發現一條通往大堂的樓梯

907
00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:09,528
知道

908
00:51:12,573 --> 00:51:13,824
多謝你

909
00:51:15,784 --> 00:51:17,035
露芙

910
00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:19,872
露芙...多謝你,露芙

911
00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:22,374
不用客氣,芭比

912
00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:40,434
找到她了!在那邊!

913
00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:42,311
(美泰)

914
00:51:43,437 --> 00:51:44,897
- 匙卡!
- 匙卡

915
00:51:44,897 --> 00:51:46,231
我沒帶匙卡

916
00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:49,735
上車!

917
00:51:54,865 --> 00:51:57,367
即刻!立即上車!

918
00:51:58,118 --> 00:51:59,161
快啊

919
00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:06,126
慘了,我們永遠捉不到芭比!

920
00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:07,419
不需要匙卡!

921
00:52:07,419 --> 00:52:08,670
芭比!

922
00:52:09,379 --> 00:52:10,631
要諗諗計

923
00:52:11,798 --> 00:52:15,010
我通常會坐車頭,我坐第一架

924
00:52:15,594 --> 00:52:16,261
坐穩

925
00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:22,518
天啊,希望沒同學見到
我們接真人芭比上車

926
00:52:22,518 --> 00:52:24,353
- 怎會發生這種事?
- 我不知道

927
00:52:24,353 --> 00:52:26,313
你怎會在這裡?你只是一個概念

928
00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:27,481
一個很好的概念

929
00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:30,567
這樣的...我最近覺得有點寂寞

930
00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:31,860
於是找出以前的芭比

931
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:34,112
- 我記得捐出去了
- 我開始拿來玩

932
00:52:34,112 --> 00:52:36,490
像以前一樣畫畫,記得嗎?

933
00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:38,367
- 我以為會好開心
- 那開心嗎?

934
00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:40,869
不,不開心
我覺得難過又古怪

935
00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:42,788
我畫的圖都變得難過又古怪

936
00:52:42,788 --> 00:52:45,207
可能因為我不能成為你

937
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,792
於是將你變成我

938
00:52:48,544 --> 00:52:52,297
那些圖畫
是否有死亡念頭和橙皮紋?

939
00:52:52,965 --> 00:52:55,843
是啊!死念纏身芭比

940
00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:58,303
- 天啊!
- 還有橙皮紋!

941
00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:04,017
- 我是來找你!
- 你來找我!

942
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,603
那些是你的回憶

943
00:53:32,588 --> 00:53:36,049
哈囉?回魂未?

944
00:53:36,341 --> 00:53:38,468
喂!你兩個...有心靈感應?

945
00:53:38,927 --> 00:53:40,596
不!不是這回事

946
00:53:40,596 --> 00:53:43,307
- 你跟真人芭比有心靈感應?
- 冇!

947
00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:45,809
我估可能...有少少

948
00:53:45,809 --> 00:53:49,146
你竟然希望芭比變真人
我簡直無話可說

949
00:53:49,146 --> 00:53:50,314
噢,莎莎,聽住

950
00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:53,650
我只是個悶爆阿媽,打份悶工
有個討厭我的女兒

951
00:53:53,650 --> 00:53:55,944
我只想玩公仔開心下

952
00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,572
我要撇甩班蠢材

953
00:54:01,408 --> 00:54:02,367
媽!

954
00:54:04,703 --> 00:54:06,288
我欠兩位一個道歉

955
00:54:06,288 --> 00:54:09,082
我以為芭比有令真實世界變好

956
00:54:09,082 --> 00:54:11,877
但真實世界一團糟,永遠冇得救!

957
00:54:11,877 --> 00:54:14,922
真實世界並不完美,但你啟發了我

958
00:54:17,090 --> 00:54:19,343
我愛女人,我想幫助女人

959
00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:20,928
算吧啦,個個都憎女人

960
00:54:20,928 --> 00:54:23,597
男女都憎女人,這是全球唯一共識

961
00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:26,099
- 真的?
- 情況好複雜,說「憎恨」太誇張

962
00:54:26,099 --> 00:54:27,267
醒下啦,媽!

963
00:54:28,602 --> 00:54:30,521
我超級清醒,莎莎!

964
00:54:34,233 --> 00:54:36,276
媽,你邊度學識咁揸車?

965
00:54:36,944 --> 00:54:38,695
- 曾經有個男人教
- 是爸爸?

966
00:54:39,404 --> 00:54:41,490
是,是啊...就是你爸

967
00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:01,844
好了,縮低

968
00:55:02,845 --> 00:55:04,263
- 你好靚
- 別望住我

969
00:55:04,263 --> 00:55:05,347
好,對不起

970
00:55:09,977 --> 00:55:12,771
我不能永遠擺脫他們
我們可以去哪?

971
00:55:13,355 --> 00:55:15,941
等等,我有個主意
開車去威尼斯海灘?

972
00:55:16,233 --> 00:55:17,442
當然可以

973
00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:20,362
我最愛滾軸溜冰,我們要去哪?

974
00:55:20,654 --> 00:55:22,155
- 芭比樂園
- 吓?媽!

975
00:55:22,155 --> 00:55:23,866
你真的要讓芭比...

976
00:55:23,866 --> 00:55:26,618
帶你和年少女兒去幻想國度?

977
00:55:26,618 --> 00:55:28,954
是,想知點解?
因為我從沒機會去玩

978
00:55:28,954 --> 00:55:30,831
抽中你學校的郵輪旅行都去不成

979
00:55:30,831 --> 00:55:33,250
因為我不夠假期,而你爸對陽光敏感

980
00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,460
爸爸怎辦?不能丟低他!

981
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:36,670
他搞得掂的

982
00:55:37,129 --> 00:55:41,258
筆

983
00:55:42,926 --> 00:55:43,886
對,他搞得掂

984
00:55:43,886 --> 00:55:45,262
準備好去玩?

985
00:55:45,262 --> 00:55:46,180
準備好!

986
00:55:46,555 --> 00:55:50,267
出發!一齊去感受魔法

987
00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:53,020
我們在哪?

988
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,229
怎會換了衫?

989
00:55:54,229 --> 00:55:55,689
怎會坐上這車?

990
00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:57,399
我小時候弄丟了這些靴

991
00:55:57,399 --> 00:55:59,443
我媽不肯買全新芭比

992
00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:00,569
只買了對靴

993
00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:01,653
你著得好好睇

994
00:56:01,653 --> 00:56:02,571
多謝

995
00:56:02,696 --> 00:56:04,740
- 你好!
- 我以前最鍾意這款芭比

996
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:06,116
你是我最喜歡的人類

997
00:56:06,116 --> 00:56:08,869
你別告訴他,但我從未買過肯尼

998
00:56:08,869 --> 00:56:11,079
因為他完全是多餘

999
00:56:12,414 --> 00:56:15,167
當我冇講過...女性掌管所有主要權力

1000
00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:16,001
控制所有金錢

1001
00:56:16,001 --> 00:56:17,753
男人在你那世界所做的

1002
00:56:17,753 --> 00:56:19,004
我們那邊都是女人做

1003
00:56:19,004 --> 00:56:20,172
聽落好有型

1004
00:56:20,172 --> 00:56:22,424
莎莎你睇,海豚啊!

1005
00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:26,678
♪ 我會越來越好

1006
00:56:26,678 --> 00:56:27,930
♪ 沒錯

1007
00:56:27,930 --> 00:56:29,932
♪ 我會越來越好

1008
00:56:29,932 --> 00:56:31,517
這是甚麼歌?

1009
00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:33,060
噢,我們還有一位女總統

1010
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:36,188
總之日日都關於玩、工作
友誼和女性

1011
00:56:36,188 --> 00:56:38,232
會有巨手伸下來和你玩嗎?

1012
00:56:38,232 --> 00:56:39,483
不會,那太黐線

1013
00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:42,694
不好意思
有見過幾位溜冰的女人嗎?

1014
00:56:42,694 --> 00:56:44,780
有,金髮、黑髮和少女

1015
00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:46,240
去了那方向

1016
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:50,160
弊,第一程總是滾軸溜冰

1017
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,286
你說甚麼,先生?

1018
00:56:51,286 --> 00:56:52,871
她們去了芭比樂園

1019
00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:55,374
- 弊
- 而且她帶了人類去

1020
00:56:55,374 --> 00:56:57,376
我們的世界會變得極其怪異

1021
00:56:57,376 --> 00:56:58,585
例如呢?

1022
00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:01,713
就算我們集體幻想都幻想不到

1023
00:57:01,713 --> 00:57:05,384
兩棵聰明樹去主持網台

1024
00:57:05,384 --> 00:57:08,595
或一個由二千位年輕父親組成的合唱團

1025
00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:11,431
還差得遠
我們一定要去芭比樂園

1026
00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:14,685
去!立即找溜冰鞋!
揀個方向就衝!

1027
00:57:15,853 --> 00:57:19,565
我真的感到腳踭開始趷起,好嘢!

1028
00:57:19,565 --> 00:57:22,442
原來我就是要帶你來

1029
00:57:22,442 --> 00:57:24,111
- 感覺很好
- 沒錯

1030
00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:25,654
好了,這裡...

1031
00:57:27,656 --> 00:57:28,657
好古怪

1032
00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:39,668
支裝啤酒送到

1033
00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:43,297
那是我們的總統...拿著啤酒

1034
00:57:43,297 --> 00:57:46,216
而最高法院委員做了啦啦隊

1035
00:57:46,216 --> 00:57:48,719
這比做總統好得多

1036
00:57:49,428 --> 00:57:51,346
今日好奇怪

1037
00:57:51,972 --> 00:57:53,473
嗨,芭比!

1038
00:57:54,224 --> 00:57:56,101
噢,好吧...嗨,肯尼

1039
00:57:56,101 --> 00:58:00,689
飲支裝啤酒,我的大隻佬口渴了

1040
00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:02,941
算了吧...

1041
00:58:03,859 --> 00:58:04,902
來看我的夢幻屋

1042
00:58:04,902 --> 00:58:07,988
我買入和擁有的一切
絕對會啟發你

1043
00:58:07,988 --> 00:58:09,531
而且又可以換裝!

1044
00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:14,036
那是國會山莊

1045
00:58:14,328 --> 00:58:16,038
- 粉紅色的?
- 粉紅色!

1046
00:58:16,038 --> 00:58:17,372
而那是...

1047
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:24,421
這些就是夢幻屋,我就住這裡

1048
00:58:24,421 --> 00:58:26,507
可以望穿所有屋

1049
00:58:26,507 --> 00:58:28,842
每個芭比都有自己的屋?

1050
00:58:29,551 --> 00:58:32,012
犀利...咁肯尼住邊度?

1051
00:58:32,888 --> 00:58:34,556
我不知道

1052
00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:37,184
最初,我以為真實世界由男人話事

1053
00:58:37,184 --> 00:58:40,312
後來有一刻,我以為是由馬匹話事

1054
00:58:41,438 --> 00:58:44,441
但後來我意識到
馬匹只是男人的延伸象徵

1055
00:58:47,402 --> 00:58:50,614
我有那間樹屋,是我存起零用錢買的

1056
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:54,576
我未見過那款車,這裡怎麼了?

1057
00:58:55,619 --> 00:59:01,083
一切,基本上一切的存在
都是為了擴張和提升男人的存在感

1058
00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:03,001
- 那太好了
- 太美妙

1059
00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:04,378
- 就是
- 芭比來了

1060
00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:06,129
- 看誰來了?
- 肯尼?

1061
00:59:08,882 --> 00:59:10,050
你做了甚麼?

1062
00:59:10,968 --> 00:59:12,010
你穿著甚麼?

1063
00:59:13,512 --> 00:59:16,265
不要質疑
習慣就好,小寶寶

1064
00:59:16,265 --> 00:59:17,099
小寶寶

1065
00:59:17,099 --> 00:59:18,225
別叫我寶寶

1066
00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:19,309
叫迷你寶寶?

1067
00:59:19,309 --> 00:59:20,477
像這迷你雪櫃

1068
00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:22,437
不行,肯尼

1069
00:59:22,437 --> 00:59:26,275
這是我的夢幻屋
它是我的夢幻屋!我的!

1070
00:59:26,275 --> 00:59:28,360
不,這不再是芭比的夢幻屋

1071
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:33,657
從此以後
這裡就叫肯尼的魔幻道場大宅之屋

1072
00:59:34,032 --> 00:59:35,951
你不用說「道場」和「屋」

1073
00:59:35,951 --> 00:59:37,119
還有「大宅」...

1074
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:39,454
但一定要,因為感覺好正,試試

1075
00:59:39,454 --> 00:59:41,707
- 魔幻道場大宅...
- 不,不要說

1076
00:59:41,707 --> 00:59:43,792
魔幻道場大宅之屋

1077
00:59:45,627 --> 00:59:47,171
直接講,情況有幾古怪?

1078
00:59:47,171 --> 00:59:52,509
老闆,魔幻道場大宅之屋賣得超快

1079
00:59:52,801 --> 00:59:56,680
小朋友都趨之若鶩
肯尼被印上T-恤、水杯

1080
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,807
- 更是最受歡迎的紋身圖樣
- 弊

1081
00:59:58,807 --> 01:00:01,810
華納兄弟開始為肯尼的電影試鏡

1082
01:00:01,935 --> 01:00:04,229
未上畫已經是賣座大熱

1083
01:00:04,229 --> 01:00:05,731
{\an8}(肯尼魔幻道場大宅之屋)

1084
01:00:05,731 --> 01:00:06,481
開始了

1085
01:00:06,481 --> 01:00:09,026
無法想像的事已發生
若不找回我的打字小姐...

1086
01:00:09,026 --> 01:00:09,776
行政助理

1087
01:00:09,776 --> 01:00:11,028
若不找回行政打字小姐...

1088
01:00:11,028 --> 01:00:13,822
和她那女兒,並關閉通道...

1089
01:00:13,822 --> 01:00:15,365
我們的世界或從此改變

1090
01:00:15,365 --> 01:00:17,242
是芭比還是肯尼,有分別嗎?

1091
01:00:17,242 --> 01:00:18,410
反正有錢賺

1092
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,871
你真可恥,行政人員二號

1093
01:00:20,871 --> 01:00:24,208
你認為我成世坐在董事會,是因為純利?

1094
01:00:24,541 --> 01:00:27,961
不!我入行是因為
想接觸小妹妹和她們的夢想

1095
01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:29,880
不是變態佬那種接觸

1096
01:00:30,506 --> 01:00:33,342
溜快些,時間無多了

1097
01:00:33,342 --> 01:00:38,138
聽住,我會在我的
魔幻道場大宅之屋飲下啤酒

1098
01:00:38,138 --> 01:00:39,223
(肯尼王國沙龍)

1099
01:00:39,223 --> 01:00:41,517
- 肯尼!
- 你想留低就隨便

1100
01:00:41,517 --> 01:00:46,063
但要做我的新娘妻子
或做我的長期散餐異地女友

1101
01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:47,481
你覺得呢?

1102
01:00:48,190 --> 01:00:49,566
幫我遞啤酒?

1103
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:52,402
我不會幫你遞啤酒

1104
01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:54,530
無問題

1105
01:00:55,239 --> 01:00:56,823
這裡已不再由芭比話事

1106
01:00:56,823 --> 01:00:58,283
我們整任何髮型都可以

1107
01:00:58,283 --> 01:00:59,326
我有好多帽

1108
01:00:59,326 --> 01:01:03,038
我的肚餓男孩們在哪?誰想要零食?

1109
01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:06,250
芭比,見到你就好
你相信發生這種事嗎?

1110
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:07,918
我知啊,好正呢?

1111
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:10,462
誰要支裝啤酒?

1112
01:01:10,462 --> 01:01:13,298
你在做甚麼?你是醫生

1113
01:01:13,298 --> 01:01:14,883
我鍾意做有用的裝飾品

1114
01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:17,886
而艾倫鍾意幫我
為所有肯尼做腳底按摩

1115
01:01:18,011 --> 01:01:19,179
不,我不喜歡

1116
01:01:19,179 --> 01:01:20,264
我們很喜歡

1117
01:01:20,722 --> 01:01:23,475
我日光日白已經醉到暈陀陀

1118
01:01:23,475 --> 01:01:24,810
大家咁話

1119
01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:29,398
我鍾意不用做任何決定
我個腦似享受水療日,永遠如是

1120
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,191
她們怎樣了?

1121
01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:34,236
只是講解了完美、無可挑剔的邏輯

1122
01:01:34,236 --> 01:01:35,779
即是父權制,然後她們就屈服

1123
01:01:35,779 --> 01:01:36,780
天啊

1124
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:39,825
就像1500年代的土著染天花事件

1125
01:01:39,825 --> 01:01:41,368
她們對此毫無抵抗力

1126
01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:44,204
是啊,你要小心了,寶貝

1127
01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:47,958
因為芭比樂園已變成肯尼樂園

1128
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:50,586
它將會像洛杉磯的世紀城一樣

1129
01:01:50,586 --> 01:01:53,839
因為世紀城的人都認清邊個話事

1130
01:01:53,839 --> 01:01:56,258
你一落車就會講...

1131
01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:58,552
「我不敢相信這地方多美好!」

1132
01:01:58,969 --> 01:02:03,515
不,世紀城的情況是錯的
因為我們辜負了她們

1133
01:02:03,515 --> 01:02:05,684
不!是你辜負了我!

1134
01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:14,234
我在那裡受人尊重

1135
01:02:16,153 --> 01:02:17,946
當我走在街上...

1136
01:02:20,115 --> 01:02:22,868
人們會尊重我這個人

1137
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:29,791
有位女士,她甚至問我幾點

1138
01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:30,751
不可能!

1139
01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:32,085
有可能!

1140
01:02:35,005 --> 01:02:38,967
若不是某些技術性問題
例如要有 MBA 和醫科學位

1141
01:02:38,967 --> 01:02:44,056
我不知道...還要學過游水
我早就統治那個世界

1142
01:02:44,056 --> 01:02:45,974
但我在這裡不需要證書

1143
01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:55,275
在這裡,我就只是個男人,而你知嘛...

1144
01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:00,614
那就足夠

1145
01:03:01,031 --> 01:03:01,990
電視遙控器?

1146
01:03:06,411 --> 01:03:07,621
邊個掣?

1147
01:03:07,621 --> 01:03:08,789
這個

1148
01:03:10,499 --> 01:03:12,876
叫我肯尼總統首相先生,女士

1149
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:15,671
{\an8}一齊回顧肯尼們帶來的驚人變化和改革

1150
01:03:15,671 --> 01:03:16,421
{\an8}諾貝爾...

1151
01:03:16,421 --> 01:03:18,465
馬匹獎得主是...

1152
01:03:18,465 --> 01:03:19,675
肯尼!

1153
01:03:24,429 --> 01:03:27,599
現在你們要透過特別投票

1154
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:29,601
來永遠改變憲法

1155
01:03:29,601 --> 01:03:30,978
{\an8}沒錯,在48小時後

1156
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:33,856
{\an8}所有肯尼會去投票改憲

1157
01:03:33,856 --> 01:03:34,690
{\an8}將政府變成...

1158
01:03:34,690 --> 01:03:37,484
主於肯尼、出於肯尼、肯尼所享

1159
01:03:42,155 --> 01:03:43,866
你不能這樣做

1160
01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:46,827
這是芭比樂園,芭比們努力去工作...

1161
01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:49,746
努力去夢想,才令這裡變成這樣

1162
01:03:50,706 --> 01:03:53,959
你不能一日就撤消一切

1163
01:03:53,959 --> 01:03:56,295
無論是字面或比喻上
你即管睇下我點

1164
01:03:57,754 --> 01:04:00,591
好了,我先失陪

1165
01:04:01,633 --> 01:04:05,095
這裡是我的魔幻道場大宅之屋,不是...

1166
01:04:05,804 --> 01:04:08,974
芭比的魔幻道場大宅之屋

1167
01:04:10,309 --> 01:04:11,310
對吧?

1168
01:04:15,731 --> 01:04:17,065
感覺如何?

1169
01:04:20,694 --> 01:04:23,363
不好玩,對吧?

1170
01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:27,117
今晚是男士之夜!

1171
01:04:42,508 --> 01:04:44,510
每晚都是男士之夜!

1172
01:04:56,939 --> 01:05:00,901
芭比!帶走你的女士時裝

1173
01:05:00,901 --> 01:05:04,363
帶走你的「歡樂的士高喇叭褲」...

1174
01:05:04,905 --> 01:05:05,781
(「歡樂的士高喇叭褲」)

1175
01:05:05,781 --> 01:05:08,534
你的「溜冰舞團靚靚練習服」

1176
01:05:08,534 --> 01:05:10,244
還有「閃亮表演短裙」

1177
01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:11,954
全都停產了

1178
01:05:11,954 --> 01:05:14,873
你的「阿姆斯特丹睡衣系列」

1179
01:05:15,290 --> 01:05:18,627
- 不!
- 還有你的「華麗花紋闊腳褲」

1180
01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:19,920
(「華麗花紋闊腳褲」)

1181
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,923
- 不要丟我的闊腳褲!
- 然後滾出去!

1182
01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,678
我可能啱著

1183
01:05:30,806 --> 01:05:31,682
親愛的

1184
01:05:31,682 --> 01:05:34,393
你為何希望我去
你那亂七八糟的世界?

1185
01:05:34,393 --> 01:05:38,522
用你複雜的人類思想和感受引我去?

1186
01:05:38,897 --> 01:05:41,733
- 甚麼?
- 芭比樂園之前很完美

1187
01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:44,778
我之前很完美

1188
01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:49,032
對不起,我從沒想過要做些甚麼

1189
01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:50,450
別道歉

1190
01:05:51,159 --> 01:05:52,703
別怪責我媽

1191
01:05:52,703 --> 01:05:54,454
莎莎,你真好

1192
01:05:54,454 --> 01:05:57,541
可能是你希望我們來
這或是你的錯,芭比

1193
01:05:57,541 --> 01:05:58,876
不,我沒希望任何事

1194
01:05:58,876 --> 01:06:01,670
我從不想有任何改變

1195
01:06:02,838 --> 01:06:07,467
親愛的,人生就是這樣
一切都會變的

1196
01:06:09,887 --> 01:06:11,513
那太可怕了

1197
01:06:15,893 --> 01:06:16,810
我不想那樣

1198
01:06:18,228 --> 01:06:20,898
我的生活不能這樣...不了,謝謝

1199
01:06:20,898 --> 01:06:24,318
不行,我不想這樣

1200
01:06:30,824 --> 01:06:33,285
我就坐在這裡,等待和盼望...

1201
01:06:33,285 --> 01:06:38,081
其中一位領袖型芭比突然醒覺...

1202
01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:40,250
解決這一切混亂

1203
01:06:40,250 --> 01:06:42,753
我真的明白這感受

1204
01:06:42,753 --> 01:06:45,881
其實做人類總是會這樣...

1205
01:06:45,881 --> 01:06:48,050
求你別煩我...別煩我了

1206
01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:51,386
回去你那混亂的世界,就讓我留在這裡

1207
01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:54,223
- 你打算就這樣放棄?
- 是

1208
01:06:59,144 --> 01:07:00,312
好吧

1209
01:07:00,812 --> 01:07:02,189
我差點就同情你

1210
01:07:02,189 --> 01:07:04,816
但你正如我心目中所想

1211
01:07:08,362 --> 01:07:09,988
走吧,乖女,我們...

1212
01:07:09,988 --> 01:07:12,950
- 好,但我們怎...你怎樣...
- 將旅程倒序就得

1213
01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:18,705
不知所謂...走吧,媽
她不值得你費心

1214
01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:29,591
我簡直處於最低點
情感上和身體上也是

1215
01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:31,760
(美泰)

1216
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,013
各位小朋友,是時候衝去買
新出的抑鬱芭比

1217
01:07:35,013 --> 01:07:36,932
她一日到黑著運動褲

1218
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:39,393
今日花了七個鐘玩 Instagram

1219
01:07:39,393 --> 01:07:41,603
一邊看她昔日姊妹的訂婚照

1220
01:07:41,603 --> 01:07:43,647
一邊食家庭裝軟糖

1221
01:07:43,647 --> 01:07:45,816
食到牙骹軟

1222
01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:48,735
現在她要看 BBC 的《傲慢與偏見》

1223
01:07:48,735 --> 01:07:51,071
看第七次,看到睡著為止

1224
01:07:51,071 --> 01:07:53,740
我們兩家地位懸殊,若我們結親...

1225
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:56,410
一定會被嚴厲譴責

1226
01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:58,495
焦慮症、驚恐症
強迫症配件獨立發售

1227
01:07:58,787 --> 01:07:59,872
{\an8}(無所不能 芭比)

1228
01:08:00,289 --> 01:08:02,666
芭比...芭比,醒醒

1229
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,625
嘿

1230
01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:04,459
怪雞

1231
01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:07,087
我現在似足你

1232
01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:09,256
又醜又冇人要

1233
01:08:10,174 --> 01:08:11,008
多謝晒

1234
01:08:12,092 --> 01:08:13,552
扶她進去,來吧

1235
01:08:13,552 --> 01:08:14,469
一、二...

1236
01:08:15,262 --> 01:08:16,930
- 好正呢?
- 沒錯

1237
01:08:16,930 --> 01:08:18,640
一陣隻艇仲正

1238
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,850
艇

1239
01:08:21,518 --> 01:08:23,103
美麗的鄉郊

1240
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,439
♪ 他說他能看穿我

1241
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:30,194
♪ 我花了四年屈服於聰明人之下

1242
01:08:30,194 --> 01:08:33,071
♪ 寫完論文我就解放

1243
01:08:34,363 --> 01:08:39,036
♪ 我去看醫生,我去了爬山

1244
01:08:39,036 --> 01:08:43,665
♪ 我照看孩子,我痛飲泉水

1245
01:08:43,665 --> 01:08:46,542
中斷廣播,為各位帶來新電台

1246
01:08:46,542 --> 01:08:48,587
只播肯尼鍾意的歌

1247
01:08:54,635 --> 01:08:56,470
唔該熄咗隻歌!

1248
01:09:03,393 --> 01:09:04,810
- 你邊位?
- 我叫艾倫

1249
01:09:04,810 --> 01:09:06,813
噢,你是那個艾倫,太好了

1250
01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:08,689
別跟各位肯尼說我想逃走

1251
01:09:08,689 --> 01:09:11,902
我不能再坐皮梳化,我就快崩潰

1252
01:09:12,236 --> 01:09:14,654
他們一察覺到
牆要向兩邊砌,不是只向上

1253
01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:15,822
(真實世界 這邊)

1254
01:09:15,822 --> 01:09:18,033
到時就沒人可進出

1255
01:09:18,033 --> 01:09:19,743
想走就要快

1256
01:09:19,743 --> 01:09:22,371
不,艾倫,你不能走
芭比去了真實世界...

1257
01:09:22,371 --> 01:09:24,372
就是一切問題的起源

1258
01:09:24,497 --> 01:09:26,500
沒人會在乎艾倫去了真實世界

1259
01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:29,586
以前就發生過
男團 N'Sync 全部都是艾倫

1260
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:32,046
是啊,連他也是...所以快走!

1261
01:09:32,046 --> 01:09:33,006
喂,你啊!

1262
01:09:34,299 --> 01:09:37,010
- 點算?
- 返上車繼續唱歌

1263
01:09:37,010 --> 01:09:38,886
- 嘿,老友...準備執生
- 吓?

1264
01:09:39,304 --> 01:09:40,305
你邊位?

1265
01:09:40,305 --> 01:09:42,349
我是艾倫,肯尼的老友

1266
01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:43,225
(肯尼工作中)

1267
01:09:43,225 --> 01:09:44,434
他所有衫我都啱著

1268
01:09:47,645 --> 01:09:48,689
返上車!

1269
01:09:52,568 --> 01:09:53,527
想撩交打?

1270
01:09:53,527 --> 01:09:54,945
不!你未有車牌

1271
01:09:54,945 --> 01:09:57,114
- 架車都冇引擎
- 好吧

1272
01:09:58,448 --> 01:10:00,951
(肯尼王國)

1273
01:10:01,535 --> 01:10:02,953
你做甚麼?要走了

1274
01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:05,455
我們要回去,要拯救芭比樂園

1275
01:10:05,455 --> 01:10:06,957
要拯救芭比

1276
01:10:07,332 --> 01:10:08,584
吓?你最憎芭比!

1277
01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:10,919
但你不是,你總相信她無所不能

1278
01:10:10,919 --> 01:10:14,423
是啊,但我錯了
芭比放棄了,肯尼贏了

1279
01:10:15,090 --> 01:10:16,425
你一定要試試

1280
01:10:16,425 --> 01:10:19,428
就算不能做到最完美,你都能改善現狀

1281
01:10:19,553 --> 01:10:20,554
我沒改善任何事

1282
01:10:20,554 --> 01:10:23,223
是我畫了那些蠢畫,毀了芭比樂園

1283
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:25,142
一點都不蠢!畫得好好!

1284
01:10:27,728 --> 01:10:29,438
你喜歡我的畫?

1285
01:10:29,438 --> 01:10:32,274
它們古怪、黑暗又癲喪

1286
01:10:32,816 --> 01:10:34,568
正是你隱藏起來的一面

1287
01:10:36,570 --> 01:10:40,324
對,沒錯,我古怪、黑暗又癲喪

1288
01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:45,579
冷靜,冷靜...

1289
01:10:47,247 --> 01:10:49,666
好了,還想捱艾倫打?

1290
01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:50,751
不!

1291
01:10:52,044 --> 01:10:53,295
我們要立即走

1292
01:10:53,295 --> 01:10:55,297
收聲,艾倫!我們要回去

1293
01:10:56,048 --> 01:10:57,341
去接我的公仔

1294
01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:03,263
我永遠逃不出去

1295
01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:04,890
我們去哪找芭比?

1296
01:11:04,890 --> 01:11:06,433
她只會去一個地方

1297
01:11:08,769 --> 01:11:09,895
你是個作家

1298
01:11:09,895 --> 01:11:13,106
這是你的諾貝爾獎,記得你得獎嗎?

1299
01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:15,943
不可能反洗腦,我甚麼都試過了

1300
01:11:15,943 --> 01:11:19,279
天啊,我不知道怎會得獎

1301
01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:20,948
我根本不配

1302
01:11:21,448 --> 01:11:23,617
我想多謝肯尼

1303
01:11:24,576 --> 01:11:25,911
多謝你,肯尼

1304
01:11:26,495 --> 01:11:28,372
我愛你,肯尼

1305
01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:32,918
我完全一頭霧水,阿芭
點解洗腦對你冇效?

1306
01:11:32,918 --> 01:11:36,171
一定因為我去過真實世界,所以免疫

1307
01:11:36,171 --> 01:11:38,757
不被洗腦,就變怪變醜

1308
01:11:38,757 --> 01:11:40,008
沒有中間

1309
01:11:40,008 --> 01:11:41,385
沒錯,姊妹

1310
01:11:41,385 --> 01:11:42,386
準備好,細路

1311
01:11:42,386 --> 01:11:45,389
因為48小時後
芭比樂園就變成肯尼樂園

1312
01:11:45,389 --> 01:11:47,724
來吧,各位
芭比就在樓上

1313
01:11:47,724 --> 01:11:49,768
是肯尼們,找到我們了

1314
01:11:51,562 --> 01:11:52,896
不!不!

1315
01:11:53,313 --> 01:11:54,273
肯尼!

1316
01:11:54,606 --> 01:11:55,816
肯尼?

1317
01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:00,654
哈囉?

1318
01:12:01,363 --> 01:12:02,990
人類...我們沒事了

1319
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:04,533
還有艾倫

1320
01:12:05,325 --> 01:12:08,287
歡迎來到我的怪雞屋
嗨!我是怪雞芭比

1321
01:12:08,287 --> 01:12:11,206
我總做一字馬,有古怪髮型
而且一陣霉味

1322
01:12:11,206 --> 01:12:14,001
天啊,我以前有個怪雞芭比

1323
01:12:14,001 --> 01:12:17,171
- 沒錯
- 玩得太過火就會玩壞

1324
01:12:17,171 --> 01:12:18,213
犀利

1325
01:12:18,589 --> 01:12:20,841
甜心老爹肯尼和耳環魔法肯尼

1326
01:12:20,841 --> 01:12:22,384
美泰把他們停產了

1327
01:12:22,384 --> 01:12:23,635
- 甜心老爹?
- 不,不是

1328
01:12:23,635 --> 01:12:27,556
不是那種咸濕伯父
牠叫甜心,而我是牠的爹哋

1329
01:12:27,890 --> 01:12:29,600
而我有隻魔法耳環

1330
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,768
他們都是真實推出過的肯尼

1331
01:12:32,311 --> 01:12:34,313
還有很多停產了的芭比

1332
01:12:34,313 --> 01:12:36,857
青春期思佩?可以嗎?

1333
01:12:36,857 --> 01:12:38,025
- 可以
- 睇住

1334
01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:41,820
- 佢個胸會變大
- 點解要推出?

1335
01:12:41,820 --> 01:12:43,780
還有芭比錄像女孩

1336
01:12:43,780 --> 01:12:46,950
我背脊有部電視
你知這是誰的夢想?

1337
01:12:46,950 --> 01:12:49,286
沒有人,沒有人有這夢想

1338
01:12:49,286 --> 01:12:51,205
當然還有芭比中的芭比

1339
01:12:51,205 --> 01:12:53,457
她未死,只是正經歷存在危機

1340
01:12:53,749 --> 01:12:55,292
好了,振作

1341
01:12:56,543 --> 01:12:57,419
嘿

1342
01:12:58,420 --> 01:12:59,713
怎麼了?

1343
01:13:03,425 --> 01:13:07,262
我不再靚女

1344
01:13:08,805 --> 01:13:10,599
甚麼?你好靚女

1345
01:13:10,974 --> 01:13:14,228
不是既定印象芭比那種靚女

1346
01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:17,105
各位電影人注意
找瑪歌羅比完全選錯角

1347
01:13:17,105 --> 01:13:18,232
若想表達這一點

1348
01:13:18,232 --> 01:13:19,900
但你好靚啊

1349
01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:25,948
不只這問題,我不...
不夠聰明,所以不夠有趣

1350
01:13:26,323 --> 01:13:27,115
你好聰明

1351
01:13:27,115 --> 01:13:29,826
我不會做開腦手術、未揸過飛機

1352
01:13:31,745 --> 01:13:33,205
我不是總統

1353
01:13:34,748 --> 01:13:37,125
最高法院委員冇一個似我

1354
01:13:38,877 --> 01:13:43,799
我做甚麼都不夠好

1355
01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:53,016
做女人真的好艱難

1356
01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:58,272
你好靚,亦好聰明

1357
01:13:58,272 --> 01:14:01,817
你覺得自己未夠好,這令我難過

1358
01:14:01,817 --> 01:14:06,029
就像我們時刻都要厲害不凡

1359
01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:11,368
但不知何故,我們總是做錯

1360
01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:17,875
你要瘦,但不能太瘦
而且永遠不能說自己想瘦

1361
01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:23,380
你要話自己想健康,但同時你又要瘦

1362
01:14:23,839 --> 01:14:28,343
你要有錢,但不能問人要錢
因為那太勢利

1363
01:14:30,304 --> 01:14:32,347
你要做老闆,但又不能太刻薄

1364
01:14:32,347 --> 01:14:35,601
你要領導別人
但又不能壓制別人的想法

1365
01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,227
你應該要鍾意做媽媽

1366
01:14:37,227 --> 01:14:39,479
但又不能一直提起仔女

1367
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:43,942
你要做職業女性,但又要時刻關顧別人

1368
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:47,613
你要為男人的不良行為負責,簡直黐線

1369
01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:50,657
但如果你直指其非
別人會怪你投訴多多

1370
01:14:50,657 --> 01:14:53,243
你要為男人扮靚,但又不能太靚

1371
01:14:53,243 --> 01:14:55,954
太靚就話你發姣,或威脅到其他女人

1372
01:14:55,954 --> 01:14:59,750
因為女性要互相扶持
但又要比她們優勝

1373
01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:02,419
而且要時刻感恩

1374
01:15:02,419 --> 01:15:04,296
但別忘記制度都被操縱

1375
01:15:04,296 --> 01:15:07,549
所以要想辦法認清這點
但又要永遠心存感激

1376
01:15:07,966 --> 01:15:09,927
你永遠不能變老

1377
01:15:09,927 --> 01:15:12,846
永遠不能粗魯、不能認叻

1378
01:15:12,846 --> 01:15:15,140
不能自私、不能跌倒

1379
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,142
不能失敗,不能表示畏懼

1380
01:15:17,142 --> 01:15:19,019
永遠不能逾界

1381
01:15:19,019 --> 01:15:21,647
太難了,太矛盾

1382
01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:24,191
就算做到都沒人認可,或多謝你

1383
01:15:24,483 --> 01:15:27,486
到最後更發現,你不僅一切都做錯

1384
01:15:27,486 --> 01:15:30,030
而且一切都是你的錯

1385
01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:38,664
我看著自己這樣真的很累

1386
01:15:38,664 --> 01:15:42,584
而其他所有女人...

1387
01:15:42,584 --> 01:15:47,047
都弄得自己身心俱疲
只為了令別人喜歡我們

1388
01:15:50,509 --> 01:15:53,262
如果這一切規範...

1389
01:15:53,262 --> 01:15:56,098
連一個公仔...

1390
01:15:57,432 --> 01:16:01,436
一個代表女性的公仔都要遵守的話

1391
01:16:03,981 --> 01:16:06,775
那我真的不知該怎辦

1392
01:16:12,781 --> 01:16:13,657
等等...

1393
01:16:15,075 --> 01:16:16,660
我的確寫過一本書

1394
01:16:17,369 --> 01:16:18,996
我之前似發了場夢

1395
01:16:19,496 --> 01:16:25,460
我不知何故突然很想看
薩克薛達版的《正義聯盟》

1396
01:16:27,129 --> 01:16:30,090
但你剛才那番話令我醒覺

1397
01:16:30,966 --> 01:16:31,884
真的?

1398
01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:33,010
是啊

1399
01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:34,970
你清醒了,她清醒了

1400
01:16:34,970 --> 01:16:37,306
透過表達出在父權制下...

1401
01:16:37,306 --> 01:16:40,309
女人要面對的矛盾
就可以剝奪其力量

1402
01:16:40,309 --> 01:16:41,143
沒錯

1403
01:16:42,728 --> 01:16:44,062
哇,我剛講出這番話

1404
01:16:44,062 --> 01:16:46,690
犀利,白人救世主芭比!

1405
01:16:46,982 --> 01:16:49,985
不,全賴你媽媽
你媽才是救世主

1406
01:16:49,985 --> 01:16:51,695
我們要阻止那群肯尼

1407
01:16:51,695 --> 01:16:54,406
而你那番話要向其他芭比講一次

1408
01:16:54,406 --> 01:16:55,657
- 那就是關鍵
- 明白

1409
01:16:55,657 --> 01:16:58,160
但怎從肯尼旁邊帶走芭比?

1410
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:00,245
我們經歷過這樣的世界

1411
01:17:00,245 --> 01:17:01,788
你有芭比樂園地圖嗎?

1412
01:17:02,164 --> 01:17:03,874
你話呢?

1413
01:17:06,710 --> 01:17:08,253
- 哇
- 過獎,我砌的

1414
01:17:08,253 --> 01:17:09,338
好了,計劃是這樣

1415
01:17:09,338 --> 01:17:12,925
重點不僅是他們怎看待我們
亦在於他們怎看待自己

1416
01:17:12,925 --> 01:17:15,886
肯尼樂園有自毀的因素

1417
01:17:15,886 --> 01:17:18,555
首先要將芭比帶離肯尼身邊

1418
01:17:18,555 --> 01:17:22,142
可以叫芭比扮被洗腦,然後做誘餌

1419
01:17:22,142 --> 01:17:23,560
- 應該由你去
- 好

1420
01:17:30,526 --> 01:17:32,986
扮無助、扮迷惘來分散他們的注意

1421
01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:34,988
肯尼們無法無視遇險少女

1422
01:17:34,988 --> 01:17:37,824
你必須讓他們相信你安於現狀

1423
01:17:37,824 --> 01:17:39,201
相信他們掌握住權力

1424
01:17:39,201 --> 01:17:42,412
他們一鬆懈,你就奪回權力

1425
01:17:45,374 --> 01:17:49,586
保時捷356系
對整個汽車世界的影響...

1426
01:17:49,586 --> 01:17:50,879
簡直驚人

1427
01:17:51,505 --> 01:17:53,131
Photoshop 太難用了!

1428
01:17:53,131 --> 01:17:55,467
我真的不懂得用選取工具

1429
01:17:55,467 --> 01:17:58,846
親愛的,要選擇圖層才用到選取工具

1430
01:17:58,846 --> 01:17:59,763
我示範你看

1431
01:17:59,763 --> 01:18:03,475
我個迷你腦袋
都是色帶這樣的技術術語

1432
01:18:03,475 --> 01:18:06,186
還有磁性套索和點陣圖

1433
01:18:06,186 --> 01:18:08,522
你的強壯手臂可否解釋到...

1434
01:18:08,522 --> 01:18:10,983
- 咩事?
- 艾倫,繞過去!

1435
01:18:13,068 --> 01:18:14,111
- 肯尼呢?
- 不,不!

1436
01:18:14,111 --> 01:18:16,238
- 不,但我愛他!
- 快,艾倫!

1437
01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:19,491
嘿!肯尼點算?

1438
01:18:19,491 --> 01:18:20,951
總之聽住

1439
01:18:21,243 --> 01:18:23,745
你要做他們的媽媽
又不能令他們想起媽媽

1440
01:18:23,745 --> 01:18:26,164
你擁有的力量都要用傻笑掩飾

1441
01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:29,835
搞咩?

1442
01:18:29,835 --> 01:18:34,256
一分鐘前我還是總統
下一分鐘我突然幫肯尼切牛扒

1443
01:18:34,256 --> 01:18:36,341
歡迎回來,總統女士

1444
01:18:36,341 --> 01:18:39,803
然後要召集未被洗腦的芭比
加入我們的大業

1445
01:18:39,803 --> 01:18:41,763
她們可以做新的誘餌

1446
01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:44,057
你可跟他說你未看過《教父》

1447
01:18:44,349 --> 01:18:46,685
好想他們解釋你聽

1448
01:18:46,685 --> 01:18:49,354
噢,你們在看《神父》?

1449
01:18:49,354 --> 01:18:50,647
《教父》

1450
01:18:50,647 --> 01:18:51,648
我從未看過

1451
01:18:51,648 --> 01:18:53,567
天啊,你從未看過《教父》?

1452
01:18:53,567 --> 01:18:56,195
它充分融合哥普拉的美學天賦...

1453
01:18:56,195 --> 01:18:57,696
羅拔伊雲斯的巔峰

1454
01:18:57,696 --> 01:18:59,573
和70年代電影公司的架構

1455
01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:02,075
不如你重頭開始播,完整講一次?

1456
01:19:02,075 --> 01:19:04,244
你要想辦法拒絕男人的調情

1457
01:19:04,244 --> 01:19:05,621
但又不能傷到他們的自尊

1458
01:19:05,621 --> 01:19:07,289
因為如果你答應,你就是淫婦

1459
01:19:07,289 --> 01:19:09,416
你拒絕,就是假正經

1460
01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:12,503
我不想再碰腳板

1461
01:19:12,503 --> 01:19:13,670
對,你不想

1462
01:19:13,670 --> 01:19:16,131
另一招,扮毫無金錢觀念

1463
01:19:16,131 --> 01:19:18,675
我將全部錢存入儲蓄戶口

1464
01:19:18,675 --> 01:19:21,595
完全錯晒,你要買國債
公司債券、CD

1465
01:19:21,595 --> 01:19:23,388
現在沒人買CD聽了

1466
01:19:23,388 --> 01:19:26,141
噢,親愛的,你個迷糊樣真可愛

1467
01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:30,437
但不是音樂CD
「CD」指「存款證」

1468
01:19:30,437 --> 01:19:32,981
史提芬馬克摩斯駕馭到
盧里德尖銳的唱聊技巧

1469
01:19:33,106 --> 01:19:34,650
以及後龐克元素

1470
01:19:34,650 --> 01:19:36,652
例如樂隊 Wire 及 The Fall

1471
01:19:36,652 --> 01:19:38,570
我在穿甚麼?我絕不會選這種衫

1472
01:19:38,570 --> 01:19:41,073
因為你是物理學家,想換條褲嗎?

1473
01:19:41,073 --> 01:19:42,199
想

1474
01:19:44,076 --> 01:19:45,285
歡迎回來,芭比

1475
01:19:45,285 --> 01:19:48,497
天啊,我好古怪
而且覺得自己完全唔靚

1476
01:19:48,497 --> 01:19:50,415
會有人鍾意我嗎?

1477
01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:51,875
或者用經典老招數

1478
01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:54,127
戴上眼鏡,讓他們發現你其實很美

1479
01:19:54,419 --> 01:19:56,630
- 可以嗎?
- 好,隨便

1480
01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:03,554
好了,現在我們見到你的美貌

1481
01:20:04,638 --> 01:20:08,267
還可以扮不擅長所有運動

1482
01:20:08,267 --> 01:20:12,104
來吧,我示範你看

1483
01:20:12,104 --> 01:20:14,398
- 來吧,我示範你看
- 來吧,我示範你看

1484
01:20:14,398 --> 01:20:16,400
來吧,我們示範你看

1485
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,986
我們一直這樣做,直至每個芭比...

1486
01:20:18,986 --> 01:20:21,738
都被反洗腦,並準備好奪回芭比樂園

1487
01:20:21,738 --> 01:20:22,865
- 好啊!
- 好!

1488
01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:24,157
好啊!

1489
01:20:28,537 --> 01:20:32,958
嘿!明天肯尼們就去投票改憲

1490
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,459
所以我們要先去到

1491
01:20:34,459 --> 01:20:38,338
我們計劃的最後階段
令肯尼們狗咬狗骨

1492
01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:40,674
現在他們認為有權力控制你們

1493
01:20:40,674 --> 01:20:43,969
你要讓他們質疑
是否夠權力控制彼此

1494
01:20:44,511 --> 01:20:46,722
如果失敗怎辦?

1495
01:20:46,722 --> 01:20:51,101
如果他不再...喜歡我呢?

1496
01:20:52,436 --> 01:20:55,355
- 他喜歡你的
- 他真的很不開心

1497
01:20:56,607 --> 01:20:58,400
因為他喜歡你

1498
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:02,279
亦因為他其實知道
你不那麼喜歡他

1499
01:21:02,279 --> 01:21:04,114
那不代表我想傷害他

1500
01:21:05,490 --> 01:21:07,284
他搶了你間屋

1501
01:21:07,284 --> 01:21:10,621
他將你的朋友洗腦,他想控制政府

1502
01:21:10,621 --> 01:21:12,039
的確是

1503
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,916
- 就是
- 是啊

1504
01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:15,751
- 哇
- 是啊

1505
01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:18,212
我像已經是個女人

1506
01:21:18,587 --> 01:21:20,088
不用客氣

1507
01:21:20,214 --> 01:21:21,590
原來就是這種感覺?

1508
01:21:22,799 --> 01:21:23,634
夠鐘了

1509
01:21:24,134 --> 01:21:25,219
我準備好了

1510
01:21:26,136 --> 01:21:27,179
謝謝

1511
01:21:27,763 --> 01:21:29,097
我出發了

1512
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:36,230
嗨

1513
01:21:46,698 --> 01:21:49,201
嘿,被你發現我看書

1514
01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:52,621
我一直在想...

1515
01:21:52,621 --> 01:21:53,997
- 肯尼樂園
- 肯尼王國

1516
01:21:54,706 --> 01:21:55,832
- 肯尼王國
- 肯尼王國樂園

1517
01:21:55,832 --> 01:21:57,584
- 甚麼樂園?
- 自由和男人的樂園

1518
01:21:57,584 --> 01:21:59,294
對,這裡真是...

1519
01:21:59,294 --> 01:22:00,671
肯尼王國樂園

1520
01:22:00,671 --> 01:22:01,755
...非常棒

1521
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:04,633
而肯尼們管治這裡...

1522
01:22:04,633 --> 01:22:06,343
真的比芭比好得多

1523
01:22:06,343 --> 01:22:09,137
我們只用了父權制
建立了父權制社會

1524
01:22:09,263 --> 01:22:11,473
- 是啊,我考慮過了...
- 怎樣?

1525
01:22:11,473 --> 01:22:15,269
我準備好做你長期的異地...

1526
01:22:15,269 --> 01:22:17,396
散餐女友

1527
01:22:17,396 --> 01:22:18,897
若你仍想要我的話

1528
01:22:20,858 --> 01:22:22,067
你等等好嗎?

1529
01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:23,193
好

1530
01:22:28,657 --> 01:22:29,783
掂啊!

1531
01:22:34,037 --> 01:22:36,290
我不知道,我要考慮下

1532
01:22:38,625 --> 01:22:39,376
求下你?

1533
01:22:42,296 --> 01:22:43,255
好吧

1534
01:22:43,589 --> 01:22:45,591
進來,我彈結他你嘆下

1535
01:22:45,591 --> 01:22:46,717
好啊!

1536
01:22:58,353 --> 01:23:02,065
♪ 我總不知道自己是否夠好

1537
01:23:02,691 --> 01:23:08,197
♪ 我有點氣惱,也有點苦惱

1538
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:11,158
(四小時後)

1539
01:23:11,158 --> 01:23:13,952
♪ 我懷疑,她真的有愛過我嗎?

1540
01:23:13,952 --> 01:23:15,871
♪ 當我牽著她的手時

1541
01:23:15,871 --> 01:23:19,208
♪ 我總覺得我欠她甚麼

1542
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:22,961
♪ 我有點生氣了

1543
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:28,342
♪ 還沒結束,不是現在

1544
01:23:30,511 --> 01:23:33,388
♪ 因為我還需要你

1545
01:23:34,890 --> 01:23:36,767
♪ 你沒欠我甚麼

1546
01:23:37,768 --> 01:23:39,937
♪ 我們或會改變

1547
01:23:41,230 --> 01:23:44,775
♪ 也許我們還有希望

1548
01:23:44,775 --> 01:23:47,611
♪ 我想推開你

1549
01:23:47,611 --> 01:23:50,322
♪ 是的,我會

1550
01:23:50,322 --> 01:23:53,158
♪ 我想推倒你

1551
01:23:53,158 --> 01:23:55,577
♪ 是的,我會

1552
01:23:55,577 --> 01:23:58,789
這是我們計劃的最後階段

1553
01:23:59,331 --> 01:24:01,667
讓他們夢想成真

1554
01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:04,086
當他們最開心的時候

1555
01:24:04,086 --> 01:24:07,714
當他們認為你真的在意這首歌時...

1556
01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:11,552
你就收回一切

1557
01:24:12,261 --> 01:24:14,805
♪ 我會

1558
01:24:25,148 --> 01:24:26,358
你跟誰傳短訊?

1559
01:24:26,775 --> 01:24:28,026
跟誰傳短訊?

1560
01:24:28,986 --> 01:24:31,029
- 沒有人
- 讓我看...

1561
01:24:32,155 --> 01:24:33,240
肯尼!

1562
01:24:33,615 --> 01:24:34,908
對不起,等等

1563
01:24:36,785 --> 01:24:39,705
你彈的歌真好聽

1564
01:24:39,705 --> 01:24:41,081
你自己寫的?

1565
01:24:41,081 --> 01:24:43,166
是啊,你想坐低看我彈?

1566
01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:45,586
讓我盯到你不自在
盯足四分半鐘?

1567
01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:46,753
我很樂意

1568
01:24:46,753 --> 01:24:47,588
♪ 寶貝

1569
01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:48,630
對不起,等等

1570
01:24:48,630 --> 01:24:50,716
♪ 我想推開你

1571
01:24:50,716 --> 01:24:51,550
很快回來

1572
01:24:51,550 --> 01:24:55,387
♪ 是的,我會
我想推...

1573
01:24:55,387 --> 01:24:58,432
你利用他們的自尊,勾起他們的妒忌

1574
01:24:58,432 --> 01:25:00,559
然後讓他們彼此敵視

1575
01:25:00,559 --> 01:25:01,560
等一下

1576
01:25:05,772 --> 01:25:06,773
對不起

1577
01:25:07,274 --> 01:25:11,028
當他們爭吵時,我們就奪回芭比樂園

1578
01:25:13,155 --> 01:25:15,532
這甚麼長期異地非正式...

1579
01:25:15,532 --> 01:25:17,826
散餐女友難道沒意思?

1580
01:25:17,826 --> 01:25:18,869
我們怎辦?

1581
01:25:18,869 --> 01:25:21,997
我們逐一捽爆他們

1582
01:25:21,997 --> 01:25:25,083
不,我們開戰

1583
01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:28,045
- 對抗芭比?
- 對抗肯尼

1584
01:25:28,045 --> 01:25:29,505
- 但我們就是肯尼
- 其他肯尼

1585
01:25:29,505 --> 01:25:32,007
或該用代號叫對方,以免混淆

1586
01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:33,175
不用,我們聽得明

1587
01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:35,385
但若你在戰場上說
「肯尼!四點鐘!」

1588
01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:37,095
我怎知道你指哪邊的肯尼?

1589
01:25:37,095 --> 01:25:39,848
因為老友們,我們十點才進攻

1590
01:25:39,848 --> 01:25:42,142
要善用晨浪的優勢

1591
01:25:42,142 --> 01:25:44,728
但又不能太早,因為我們想睡懶覺

1592
01:25:44,728 --> 01:25:45,687
沒錯

1593
01:25:45,687 --> 01:25:47,481
但用甚麼來戰鬥?我們沒有槍

1594
01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:49,691
網球拍和排球

1595
01:25:49,691 --> 01:25:51,276
還有互摑

1596
01:25:51,276 --> 01:25:52,361
海灘比拼

1597
01:25:52,486 --> 01:25:54,488
- 好
- 好極

1598
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:03,956
♪ 我做的似乎都不重要

1599
01:26:04,998 --> 01:26:07,501
♪ 我永遠只是第二位

1600
01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:12,089
♪ 沒人知道我有多努力

1601
01:26:12,965 --> 01:26:17,761
♪ 我有說不出的感受長埋心中

1602
01:26:18,887 --> 01:26:21,306
♪ 快要把我逼瘋

1603
01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:25,644
♪ 我一生都待人有禮

1604
01:26:25,644 --> 01:26:28,689
♪ 但今晚我將獨寢

1605
01:26:29,106 --> 01:26:30,899
♪ 因為我只是肯尼

1606
01:26:30,899 --> 01:26:34,027
♪ 我在別的地方都很完美

1607
01:26:34,403 --> 01:26:38,323
♪ 我的宿命是否只渾渾噩噩...

1608
01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:42,119
♪ 過完金髮美男的脆弱一生?

1609
01:26:42,995 --> 01:26:44,580
♪ 我就只是肯尼

1610
01:26:44,580 --> 01:26:48,000
♪ 我以為與她相愛,她只當我是朋友

1611
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:53,547
♪ 要怎樣才能讓她看到
古銅皮膚下真正的我

1612
01:26:53,547 --> 01:26:55,549
♪ 並為我而戰?

1613
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:14,568
我們在馬里布海灘見!

1614
01:27:14,568 --> 01:27:16,069
進攻!

1615
01:27:28,916 --> 01:27:32,878
♪ 肯尼一定得!肯尼一定得!

1616
01:27:59,571 --> 01:28:01,865
現在他們在自相殘殺

1617
01:28:01,865 --> 01:28:05,452
知我點諗?我們該還原我們的憲法

1618
01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:06,954
- 沒錯
- 好主意

1619
01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:15,629
今次認真大件事

1620
01:28:15,879 --> 01:28:17,256
小心四周

1621
01:28:19,466 --> 01:28:21,343
- 我中槍
- 不可能的

1622
01:28:22,010 --> 01:28:23,387
這些都是真武器?

1623
01:28:23,387 --> 01:28:24,137
不是

1624
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:27,683
♪ 我想知道愛的感覺

1625
01:28:27,683 --> 01:28:29,726
♪ 想體驗真正的愛

1626
01:28:30,978 --> 01:28:32,437
♪ 這算犯罪嗎?

1627
01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:37,234
♪ 我情感豐富難道不性感?

1628
01:28:37,234 --> 01:28:43,740
♪ 我的時刻終於到,還是我在做夢?

1629
01:28:44,867 --> 01:28:48,161
♪ 我不會發白日夢

1630
01:29:29,745 --> 01:29:30,871
♪ 肯尼

1631
01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:36,460
♪ 肯尼

1632
01:29:41,089 --> 01:29:44,134
♪ 感受到肯尼的力量嗎?

1633
01:29:46,512 --> 01:29:47,721
♪ 肯尼

1634
01:29:51,808 --> 01:29:55,062
♪ 我們都是一樣

1635
01:29:55,437 --> 01:29:57,189
♪ 我就只是肯尼

1636
01:29:57,189 --> 01:30:00,150
♪ 我在別的地方都很完美

1637
01:30:00,609 --> 01:30:04,404
♪ 我的宿命是否只渾渾噩噩...

1638
01:30:04,404 --> 01:30:08,200
♪ 過完金髮美男的脆弱一生?

1639
01:30:09,117 --> 01:30:10,869
♪ 我就只是肯尼

1640
01:30:10,869 --> 01:30:14,331
♪ 我以為與她相愛,她只當我是朋友

1641
01:30:14,331 --> 01:30:16,375
♪ 要怎樣才能讓她

1642
01:30:16,375 --> 01:30:19,962
♪ 看到古銅皮膚下真正的我

1643
01:30:19,962 --> 01:30:22,589
♪ 並為我而戰?

1644
01:30:23,006 --> 01:30:24,049
♪ 我就只是肯尼

1645
01:30:24,341 --> 01:30:26,260
♪ 我已夠好

1646
01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:29,513
♪ 做任何事都擅長

1647
01:30:30,305 --> 01:30:32,599
♪ 嘿,請你看看我

1648
01:30:32,599 --> 01:30:34,810
♪ 對,我就只是肯尼

1649
01:30:36,728 --> 01:30:38,021
♪ 我名字是肯尼

1650
01:30:38,021 --> 01:30:40,023
♪ 我也是

1651
01:30:40,023 --> 01:30:43,861
♪ 牽著彼此充滿男子氣概的手

1652
01:30:43,861 --> 01:30:46,196
♪ 請全世界看看我們

1653
01:30:46,196 --> 01:30:48,782
♪ 對,我就只是肯尼

1654
01:30:50,784 --> 01:30:54,079
- # 寶貝,我...
- # 是獨一無二的我

1655
01:30:54,079 --> 01:30:57,165
- # 就只是肯尼
- # 我就只是肯尼

1656
01:30:58,166 --> 01:31:00,294
- 肯尼!肯尼
- 咩事?

1657
01:31:00,294 --> 01:31:01,837
今日不是要去投票嗎?

1658
01:31:01,837 --> 01:31:04,464
- 吓?
- 去改憲

1659
01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:06,675
- 是今日,對吧?
- 是啊

1660
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,760
(肯尼)

1661
01:31:11,930 --> 01:31:13,682
好了,女士們,開始吧

1662
01:31:13,807 --> 01:31:18,729
贊成芭比樂園回復原狀,就說「好」

1663
01:31:19,062 --> 01:31:20,314
好!

1664
01:31:34,077 --> 01:31:35,204
我好開心啊

1665
01:31:35,204 --> 01:31:38,498
芭比好嘢!芭比好嘢!

1666
01:31:54,848 --> 01:32:00,395
是我有幻覺
還是這些魔幻道場大宅之屋更夢幻了?

1667
01:32:01,563 --> 01:32:04,107
因為那些是夢幻屋,你班...

1668
01:32:04,107 --> 01:32:05,067
沒錯

1669
01:32:05,067 --> 01:32:08,612
我們已將芭比樂園憲法
回復該有的樣子

1670
01:32:08,612 --> 01:32:12,157
並恢復了所有芭比的神智和自主權

1671
01:32:12,157 --> 01:32:13,200
沒錯!

1672
01:32:15,953 --> 01:32:18,580
而且我們認真消毒過這些屋

1673
01:32:18,580 --> 01:32:19,706
我們怎辦?

1674
01:32:21,792 --> 01:32:22,876
肯尼們!

1675
01:32:24,878 --> 01:32:26,213
要攻擊誰,先生?

1676
01:32:26,213 --> 01:32:27,005
不...

1677
01:32:29,216 --> 01:32:30,300
不...

1678
01:32:33,804 --> 01:32:35,597
不要看我!

1679
01:32:36,849 --> 01:32:37,683
他哭了?

1680
01:32:38,392 --> 01:32:40,018
等等我

1681
01:32:45,774 --> 01:32:46,859
肯尼

1682
01:32:49,570 --> 01:32:50,779
你沒事吧?

1683
01:32:50,779 --> 01:32:52,447
沒事,完全沒事

1684
01:32:52,447 --> 01:32:54,283
你哭也不要緊

1685
01:32:54,283 --> 01:32:56,702
我也會哭,而且感覺很好

1686
01:32:56,702 --> 01:32:59,162
我是解放了的男人,我知道哭並不軟弱

1687
01:32:59,162 --> 01:33:00,372
好吧

1688
01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:03,876
坐起來好嗎?

1689
01:33:09,381 --> 01:33:10,465
這些...

1690
01:33:11,383 --> 01:33:13,177
要搞管理真的很難

1691
01:33:14,344 --> 01:33:15,554
我不喜歡

1692
01:33:17,347 --> 01:33:18,473
我明白的

1693
01:33:22,853 --> 01:33:25,189
而且迷你雪櫃太細了

1694
01:33:25,814 --> 01:33:30,402
只可以雪六罐啤酒,冰格更是沒用

1695
01:33:32,196 --> 01:33:35,407
老實講,當我發現父權制與馬無關

1696
01:33:35,407 --> 01:33:36,950
我就已經沒興趣

1697
01:33:38,243 --> 01:33:39,536
不要緊的

1698
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,002
我一直以為這會是我倆的屋

1699
01:33:54,468 --> 01:33:55,719
肯尼

1700
01:33:57,804 --> 01:33:59,765
我欠你一個道歉

1701
01:34:00,516 --> 01:34:02,476
我很抱歉當你是理所當然

1702
01:34:05,270 --> 01:34:07,523
不是每一晚都要搞女士之夜

1703
01:34:11,276 --> 01:34:12,736
多謝你這樣說

1704
01:34:14,404 --> 01:34:15,322
謝謝

1705
01:34:18,116 --> 01:34:19,993
我不是要暗示你...

1706
01:34:20,744 --> 01:34:23,247
沒有你,我不知道自己是誰

1707
01:34:24,623 --> 01:34:26,208
你是肯尼

1708
01:34:27,167 --> 01:34:30,295
但一直都是「芭比和肯尼」

1709
01:34:32,005 --> 01:34:34,550
不會只得肯尼

1710
01:34:35,634 --> 01:34:37,511
我是因此被創造

1711
01:34:37,511 --> 01:34:42,975
我只存在於你溫暖的目光之中

1712
01:34:44,393 --> 01:34:50,440
沒有它,我就只是個
不會前空翻的金髮男人

1713
01:34:59,408 --> 01:35:04,246
或者是時候發掘肯尼是誰了

1714
01:35:04,830 --> 01:35:07,165
- 好吧,我好像明白了
- 好吧

1715
01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:09,501
不!這不是答案

1716
01:35:13,172 --> 01:35:14,173
我覺得自己好蠢

1717
01:35:14,173 --> 01:35:15,591
- 不
- 才不是

1718
01:35:15,591 --> 01:35:17,593
我成個樣都好蠢

1719
01:35:18,135 --> 01:35:20,846
我成個樣都好蠢!

1720
01:35:20,846 --> 01:35:23,307
- 不!
- 好有型!你好有型!

1721
01:35:24,266 --> 01:35:28,562
好了,肯尼,你要去探索
沒有我的話,你會是誰

1722
01:35:30,230 --> 01:35:31,190
為甚麼?

1723
01:35:31,190 --> 01:35:33,025
界定你的,不是你的女友

1724
01:35:33,025 --> 01:35:35,944
亦不是你的屋、你的貂皮

1725
01:35:36,236 --> 01:35:37,863
- 海灘呢?
- 不是

1726
01:35:37,863 --> 01:35:39,948
絕對不是海灘

1727
01:35:40,324 --> 01:35:44,036
或者所有你認為界定了你的東西

1728
01:35:44,036 --> 01:35:48,081
都不是...真正的你

1729
01:35:52,878 --> 01:35:55,297
或者有獨立的芭比,也有...

1730
01:35:57,466 --> 01:35:59,218
獨立的肯尼

1731
01:36:02,221 --> 01:36:05,349
肯尼...就是...

1732
01:36:07,142 --> 01:36:07,976
我?

1733
01:36:07,976 --> 01:36:09,228
沒錯

1734
01:36:09,228 --> 01:36:12,105
肯尼...就是我!

1735
01:36:13,357 --> 01:36:14,858
而我是芭比

1736
01:36:17,903 --> 01:36:18,987
肯尼...

1737
01:36:20,739 --> 01:36:21,740
就是我!

1738
01:36:22,032 --> 01:36:22,824
肯尼就是我!

1739
01:36:22,824 --> 01:36:24,284
- 肯尼就是我!
- 肯尼就是我!

1740
01:36:24,910 --> 01:36:26,537
我已不在乎是不是肯尼

1741
01:36:26,537 --> 01:36:27,871
我很想念我的朋友芭比!

1742
01:36:27,871 --> 01:36:29,581
- 無問題
- 芭比!

1743
01:36:29,581 --> 01:36:31,250
我就在這裡

1744
01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:32,334
肯尼!

1745
01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:35,087
(肯尼 魔幻仿貂皮草)

1746
01:36:36,755 --> 01:36:38,882
你留著吧

1747
01:36:39,299 --> 01:36:41,468
噢,你真好

1748
01:36:48,934 --> 01:36:51,728
我們打架
只是因為我們不知道自己是誰

1749
01:36:54,022 --> 01:36:58,694
肯尼就是...我!

1750
01:37:07,286 --> 01:37:08,370
肯尼說得對

1751
01:37:08,996 --> 01:37:11,540
做領袖太難了

1752
01:37:11,540 --> 01:37:13,458
- 你知嘛?
- 那是我老闆

1753
01:37:15,794 --> 01:37:17,713
蜜琪,老天

1754
01:37:17,713 --> 01:37:19,464
我以為她已被停產

1755
01:37:21,675 --> 01:37:24,386
看,你知道有多少次...

1756
01:37:24,386 --> 01:37:27,639
我想在董事會上站起來說

1757
01:37:27,639 --> 01:37:29,183
「不如就互相咕唧咕唧?」

1758
01:37:29,808 --> 01:37:31,101
- 真的?
- 就搞一次公司旅行

1759
01:37:31,101 --> 01:37:32,644
互相咕唧咕唧

1760
01:37:32,644 --> 01:37:34,730
快來唧我

1761
01:37:36,899 --> 01:37:38,692
我鍾意畀人唧

1762
01:37:38,692 --> 01:37:41,820
不,咪攬我,咪攬住我

1763
01:37:44,573 --> 01:37:46,074
但多得各位芭比

1764
01:37:46,074 --> 01:37:49,995
我現在也可擺脫這沉重的存在負擔

1765
01:37:49,995 --> 01:37:53,290
同時做一個真正稱職的總裁

1766
01:37:54,124 --> 01:37:58,378
而我們可將芭比樂園的一切恢復原狀

1767
01:37:58,378 --> 01:38:01,507
- 美泰先生,我剛...
- 拜託,叫我母親

1768
01:38:02,090 --> 01:38:03,383
不了,謝謝

1769
01:38:03,383 --> 01:38:06,386
我不認為一切該回到原狀

1770
01:38:06,386 --> 01:38:10,807
任何芭比或肯尼
都不應該活在陰影之中

1771
01:38:10,807 --> 01:38:11,850
或艾倫也是

1772
01:38:12,768 --> 01:38:13,977
- 嘿
- 我?

1773
01:38:13,977 --> 01:38:15,854
- 是啊
- 你好

1774
01:38:15,854 --> 01:38:16,939
我只想說

1775
01:38:16,939 --> 01:38:20,108
很抱歉在你背後和面前
叫你做怪雞芭比

1776
01:38:20,234 --> 01:38:22,444
不要緊,我接受這稱呼

1777
01:38:22,444 --> 01:38:24,321
你想加入我內閣嗎?

1778
01:38:24,321 --> 01:38:26,532
請讓我管衛生署

1779
01:38:27,658 --> 01:38:28,450
就交給你

1780
01:38:28,742 --> 01:38:30,077
太好了,謝謝

1781
01:38:30,077 --> 01:38:31,787
- 好了
- 總統女士

1782
01:38:32,746 --> 01:38:35,374
求你就讓一位肯尼
做最高法院大法官?

1783
01:38:35,374 --> 01:38:39,503
不行,但下級巡迴法院法官可以

1784
01:38:39,503 --> 01:38:41,463
我們接受,可以著皮草就得

1785
01:38:41,463 --> 01:38:43,757
肯尼們終於有個好開始

1786
01:38:43,757 --> 01:38:48,095
而總有一天
肯尼們在芭比樂園的權力和影響力...

1787
01:38:48,095 --> 01:38:51,014
會和女人在真實世界擁有的一樣

1788
01:38:51,014 --> 01:38:52,224
不,我不想

1789
01:38:52,224 --> 01:38:53,600
- 去啊!
- 我不行

1790
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,727
- 你大個女了,去啦
- 我有個主意

1791
01:38:56,687 --> 01:38:58,397
講出你的秘密夢想,孩子

1792
01:38:58,397 --> 01:39:00,607
好吧,不如推出平凡芭比?

1793
01:39:01,859 --> 01:39:04,820
她不出色,不是任何國家的總統

1794
01:39:04,820 --> 01:39:08,031
或者她是
她可能是媽媽,也可能不是

1795
01:39:08,031 --> 01:39:11,410
因為只想做個媽媽沒有問題

1796
01:39:11,410 --> 01:39:13,787
她可以想做總統
或者身兼媽媽和總統

1797
01:39:13,787 --> 01:39:15,539
或者兩者都不做

1798
01:39:15,539 --> 01:39:17,708
她只有一件靚靚上衣

1799
01:39:17,708 --> 01:39:21,879
她只想努力過完一日
然後覺得自己都算唔錯

1800
01:39:24,131 --> 01:39:26,383
那是個...糟透的主意

1801
01:39:26,383 --> 01:39:28,051
對,會賺錢

1802
01:39:28,677 --> 01:39:31,555
平凡芭比...我鍾意,好極!

1803
01:39:31,555 --> 01:39:32,764
太好了

1804
01:39:32,764 --> 01:39:34,266
- 好極
- 好吧

1805
01:39:34,266 --> 01:39:36,852
對,那一切解決了?

1806
01:39:37,352 --> 01:39:41,023
開始準備封鎖兩個世界之間的通道

1807
01:39:41,648 --> 01:39:43,609
嘿,那芭比呢?

1808
01:39:43,609 --> 01:39:44,610
甚麼意思?

1809
01:39:44,610 --> 01:39:46,403
是啊,芭比怎辦?

1810
01:39:46,403 --> 01:39:49,323
她的結局是甚麼?她得到甚麼?

1811
01:39:50,616 --> 01:39:53,327
很簡單,她會愛上肯尼

1812
01:39:54,494 --> 01:39:55,954
那不是她的結局

1813
01:39:58,123 --> 01:39:59,625
我沒愛上肯尼

1814
01:40:00,209 --> 01:40:01,251
你想要甚麼?

1815
01:40:03,253 --> 01:40:04,713
我不知道

1816
01:40:06,882 --> 01:40:09,635
我也不太知道自己屬於哪裡

1817
01:40:14,473 --> 01:40:16,266
我不認為我有個結局

1818
01:40:16,266 --> 01:40:21,647
那就是重點
我創造了你,是為了不會有結局

1819
01:40:23,148 --> 01:40:24,441
是你

1820
01:40:26,902 --> 01:40:28,695
你是美泰的露芙

1821
01:40:29,112 --> 01:40:31,532
寶貝,我就是美泰

1822
01:40:31,532 --> 01:40:34,368
直至稅局找上門
但那是另一套戲的故事

1823
01:40:34,368 --> 01:40:35,410
那麼你是...

1824
01:40:35,410 --> 01:40:38,789
露芙漢德勒,芭比的創造者

1825
01:40:38,789 --> 01:40:39,998
咩話?

1826
01:40:39,998 --> 01:40:41,083
犀利啊

1827
01:40:41,083 --> 01:40:43,710
她的鬼魂在17樓有間辦公室

1828
01:40:43,710 --> 01:40:44,711
- 咩話?
- 吓?

1829
01:40:44,711 --> 01:40:49,383
各位,你們覺得創造芭比的女士
長得會像芭比嗎?

1830
01:40:49,842 --> 01:40:51,552
我是個得五呎高的阿嫲

1831
01:40:51,552 --> 01:40:55,389
切除了雙乳,而且逃過稅

1832
01:40:55,389 --> 01:40:57,266
沒有人會像芭比的

1833
01:40:58,058 --> 01:41:01,520
當然,除了芭比
你值得讚賞,親愛的

1834
01:41:03,564 --> 01:41:06,275
我不再覺得自己是芭比了

1835
01:41:10,404 --> 01:41:12,197
來吧,陪我走走

1836
01:41:32,342 --> 01:41:33,510
{\an8}謝謝

1837
01:41:33,510 --> 01:41:35,304
{\an8}(肯尼夠好了)

1838
01:41:35,429 --> 01:41:36,597
{\an8}謝謝,芭比

1839
01:41:38,724 --> 01:41:39,975
{\an8}謝謝

1840
01:41:49,610 --> 01:41:51,570
我不知自己該做甚麼

1841
01:41:51,570 --> 01:41:54,198
我一直以來都是既定印象芭比

1842
01:41:54,198 --> 01:41:57,618
我不認為自己有任何擅長之處

1843
01:41:57,618 --> 01:41:59,703
你從父權制中拯救了芭比樂園

1844
01:41:59,703 --> 01:42:02,331
那其實是集體努力

1845
01:42:02,706 --> 01:42:05,167
你幫助了那母親和女兒和解

1846
01:42:05,667 --> 01:42:07,211
她們是互相諒解

1847
01:42:08,670 --> 01:42:11,089
你或許其實是謙遜芭比?

1848
01:42:13,008 --> 01:42:14,968
或者我不再是芭比

1849
01:42:24,186 --> 01:42:27,940
你明白到人類只會有一個結局

1850
01:42:27,940 --> 01:42:32,236
概念永遠長存,但人類不是

1851
01:42:32,236 --> 01:42:33,695
你知道的,對吧?

1852
01:42:33,695 --> 01:42:34,738
我知道

1853
01:42:34,738 --> 01:42:37,950
做人其實好不安

1854
01:42:39,284 --> 01:42:40,494
我知道

1855
01:42:40,494 --> 01:42:44,957
人類編造事物...像父權制和芭比

1856
01:42:44,957 --> 01:42:47,793
只是為了解決生活中的不安

1857
01:42:48,585 --> 01:42:50,295
我明白

1858
01:42:50,295 --> 01:42:51,755
然後人就會死

1859
01:42:54,049 --> 01:42:55,092
是啊

1860
01:42:56,927 --> 01:42:58,220
沒錯

1861
01:43:04,685 --> 01:43:10,816
我想成為其中一位
為生活帶來意義的人

1862
01:43:12,192 --> 01:43:14,236
而不是被製造出來的物品

1863
01:43:16,738 --> 01:43:19,616
我想去幻想,不想成為某個概念

1864
01:43:19,616 --> 01:43:21,159
這樣說合邏輯嗎?

1865
01:43:21,910 --> 01:43:24,079
我一直都知道芭比會令我驚訝

1866
01:43:24,079 --> 01:43:27,124
但從沒料到會這樣

1867
01:43:27,124 --> 01:43:30,878
你批准我成為人類嗎?

1868
01:43:31,670 --> 01:43:33,672
你不需要我的批准

1869
01:43:33,672 --> 01:43:37,426
但你是創造者
你...你不控制我嗎?

1870
01:43:37,551 --> 01:43:42,389
我控制不了你
正如我控制不了我女兒

1871
01:43:42,389 --> 01:43:44,892
我以她給你命名,她叫芭芭拉

1872
01:43:45,184 --> 01:43:48,854
我對你的期盼,就如我對她的期盼

1873
01:43:49,897 --> 01:43:56,278
做母親的會站著不動
女兒一回頭,就能知道自己走了多遠

1874
01:44:01,116 --> 01:44:03,410
所以要成為人類,我不需要...

1875
01:44:04,411 --> 01:44:08,749
要求或渴望?我就只要...

1876
01:44:10,459 --> 01:44:12,753
意識到自己是人類?

1877
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,424
我不能昧著良心
魯莽地叫你邁出去

1878
01:44:17,424 --> 01:44:19,593
除非你清楚邁出去代表甚麼

1879
01:44:23,430 --> 01:44:24,723
握著我雙手

1880
01:44:31,647 --> 01:44:33,190
現在,閉上眼

1881
01:44:43,659 --> 01:44:45,118
現在去感受

1882
01:46:02,738 --> 01:46:04,239
好

1883
01:46:17,044 --> 01:46:21,632
於是,芭比拋開了
芭比樂園的粉色和塑膠製品

1884
01:46:21,632 --> 01:46:24,343
去擁抱洛杉磯的粉色和塑膠製品

1885
01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:27,179
好了,多謝送我來

1886
01:46:27,930 --> 01:46:28,889
你得嘅

1887
01:46:28,889 --> 01:46:30,349
我真的以你為榮

1888
01:46:30,349 --> 01:46:33,936
我為你「招」傲

1889
01:46:33,936 --> 01:46:35,604
驕傲

1890
01:46:35,729 --> 01:46:38,857
驕傲...很驕傲

1891
01:46:38,857 --> 01:46:40,901
行了,很接近了

1892
01:46:40,901 --> 01:46:43,028
你們真好,多謝...多謝你們

1893
01:46:43,028 --> 01:46:45,697
好了,我去了

1894
01:46:45,697 --> 01:46:46,573
你可以的

1895
01:46:46,573 --> 01:46:47,866
那是政治口號

1896
01:46:47,866 --> 01:46:49,284
那算文化挪用,爸爸

1897
01:46:50,869 --> 01:46:52,371
我們在這等你

1898
01:46:52,371 --> 01:46:53,205
- 我們愛你!
- 你得嘅!

1899
01:46:53,205 --> 01:46:53,956
拜拜!

1900
01:46:53,956 --> 01:46:56,124
- 好了
- 我們愛你!

1901
01:47:04,633 --> 01:47:05,467
嗨

1902
01:47:06,260 --> 01:47:07,094
名?

1903
01:47:07,970 --> 01:47:10,931
漢德勒,逗號,芭芭拉

1904
01:47:12,850 --> 01:47:14,434
你今天來做甚麼,芭芭拉?

1905
01:47:16,520 --> 01:47:18,689
我來看婦科醫生

1906
01:47:19,982 --> 01:47:23,277
《Barbie 芭比》

1907
01:47:28,699 --> 01:47:30,242
(芭比)

1908
01:47:32,035 --> 01:47:33,203
(少女時裝模特兒)

1909
01:47:33,203 --> 01:47:35,247
(他金髮的)

1910
01:47:35,247 --> 01:47:36,456
(他是芭比的男友)

1911
01:47:36,456 --> 01:47:37,791
(他是個公仔)

1912
01:47:38,083 --> 01:47:39,793
(肯尼)
(他是個公仔)

1913
01:47:40,919 --> 01:47:42,087
{\an8}(姬絲汀)

1914
01:47:42,087 --> 01:47:44,381
{\an8}(雙腳可彎曲 真眼睫毛)

1915
01:47:44,381 --> 01:47:45,924
{\an8}(我會說話!)

1916
01:47:47,342 --> 01:47:48,385
(艾倫 美泰出品)

1917
01:47:48,385 --> 01:47:50,262
(他是肯尼的好友)

1918
01:47:50,804 --> 01:47:53,223
(肯尼所有衫他都能穿!)

1919
01:47:54,057 --> 01:47:55,684
{\an8}(幸福家庭)
(蜜琪與寶寶)

1920
01:47:55,809 --> 01:47:57,394
{\an8}(靜候新寶寶來臨!)
(是女孩!)

1921
01:47:57,394 --> 01:47:59,646
{\an8}(今日帶寶寶找芭比醫生)
(做第一次體檢)

1922
01:48:00,814 --> 01:48:03,066
{\an8}(芭比 坦拿狗仔)
(餵狗狗坦拿食零食!)

1923
01:48:04,151 --> 01:48:06,195
{\an8}(按下尾巴...噢)

1924
01:48:07,487 --> 01:48:09,156
(甜心老爹肯尼)

1925
01:48:09,156 --> 01:48:10,782
(耳環魔法肯尼)
(肯尼戴耳環好型!)

1926
01:48:10,782 --> 01:48:13,327
(推出幾個月後就停產)

1927
01:48:14,077 --> 01:48:16,622
(芭比人魚力量)

1928
01:48:21,210 --> 01:48:23,462
(派對思倩)

1929
01:48:23,462 --> 01:48:25,422
(芭比的妹妹)
(一併買下托德享雙倍樂趣!)

1930
01:48:27,049 --> 01:48:29,301
(保姆思佩)
(三個寶寶要抱抱!)

1931
01:48:29,301 --> 01:48:31,595
(他們最喜歡抓鈕扣!)

1932
01:48:31,595 --> 01:48:33,096
(大量保姆配件!)

1933
01:48:33,972 --> 01:48:37,434
(日與夜芭比)
(美麗套裝變迷人禮服!)

1934
01:48:37,434 --> 01:48:40,020
(準備好了! 在辦公室!)
(去赴約!)

1935
01:48:40,020 --> 01:48:42,272
{\an8}(加州夢泰莉莎)

1936
01:48:42,272 --> 01:48:45,192
{\an8}(太陽帽和時尚耳環!)
(置身加州般的樂趣!)

1937
01:48:45,192 --> 01:48:46,818
{\an8}(公仔不能如圖拿飛碟)

1938
01:48:47,528 --> 01:48:49,696
{\an8}(旋風搖搖妮基)
(壓下把手玩搖搖)

1939
01:48:49,696 --> 01:48:52,366
{\an8}(我真的會玩搖搖!)
(公仔不能單獨站立、跳舞或玩搖搖)

1940
01:48:53,408 --> 01:48:55,244
(青春期思佩)
(可愛又年輕!)

1941
01:48:55,244 --> 01:48:56,995
(可愛小女孩!)

1942
01:48:56,995 --> 01:48:58,956
{\an8}(變得高佻、有曲線!)
(高佻婀娜少女!)

1943
01:48:58,956 --> 01:49:00,374
{\an8}(二合一公仔,樂趣倍增!)

1944
01:49:00,374 --> 01:49:02,417
(芭比錄像女孩)
(真實能操作的攝影鏡頭)

1945
01:49:02,417 --> 01:49:04,711
(燈光準備,芭比準備,開拍!)

1946
01:49:04,711 --> 01:49:07,673
(彩色螢幕顯示拍攝的影像)

1947
01:53:52,124 --> 01:53:54,168
翻譯:利慧中