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(muffled speaking)

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- Olivia, Olivia?

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Are you even paying attention?

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- Yeah, sorry.

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I'm just trying to wrap
my head around, uh...

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So can I keep my job?

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- Oh, yes, obviously.

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You're our best interior designer.

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You just can't be here for 90 days.

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- Yeah, I don't understand.

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- You see, our 22-year-old
that we just hired

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as our new business manager,
she just told us today

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that anybody on staff who's been here

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for more than 18 months

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technically becomes a full-time employee.

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And well, employees earn benefits.

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- I don't get benefits.

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- Right.

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And to keep it that way,
we need you to take off

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for three months, which is no big deal

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because you'll come back on a
new contract without benefits.

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- Okay.

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So look, I know you're super smart

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and you've probably thought
all of this through,

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but I don't know how I'm gonna
pay my rent without this job.

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- Olivia, blame the unions.

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- Fuck.

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- [Speaker] Welcome
back to another episode

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of Money for Millennials.

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Today we're talking about the
power of personal budgeting

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to unlock your full potential.

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But first, are you sick
of boring websites?

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Well, good design is only a click away

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with today's sponsor, Square-

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(footsteps tapping)

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(ominous music)

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- Oh, no.

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Hey, I need to report a robbery.

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Yeah, so I got home and my
door was sort of just wide open

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and all of my stuff
was all over the place.

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And to be honest with you,
like I'm a little afraid

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that someone might be in there still.

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Okay.

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Do I have to like stay
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Because I'm pretty scared.

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Oh, I do?

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Okay, cool.

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Um, what time can you get here?

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Shit.

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(footsteps tapping)

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(light switch clicks)

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- Hello?

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I'm coming in.

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If anybody's here,

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you should know that I called the police

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and I've got real mixed
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'cause I'm pretty sure
I don't like the police,

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but I panicked and I did it anyway. So...

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You should really consider not being here.

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Also, God, this is very rude.

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Fuck, my Motown collection.

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(doorbell rings)

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Hi.

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- Hey, you must be Olivia Walker.

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I heard you had a break-in.

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- Yeah. Please, come in.

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- My name is Officer Bronson.

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I came as fast as I could.

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- Thank you.

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Yeah, just make yourself at home, I guess.

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Would you like some tea or something?

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- No, I don't do that.

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So what is missing?

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- They took all my good
stuff, like my best jewelry,

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my TV, my laptop.

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You know, they took this vintage blanket

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and it was really expensive.

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And I feel like that
could probably be a clue.

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- I doubt it.

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They probably used it to carry the goods.

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So I am going to need the serial numbers

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for every item that's missing.

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- Oh, was I supposed to write that down?

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- Yeah, how else am I supposed
to find your missing stuff?

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- Olive.

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What the fuck is happening?

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I heard the news.

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I dropped everything.

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I came straight over.

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- Yeah, I mean, thank you
so much for doing that.

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My name's Olivia, though.

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- Oh, what am I saying?

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- You're saying Olive, like-

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- No, I'm not.

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- Oh, okay.

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Officer Bronson, this
is my property manager.

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- Hey, Lou.
- Joe!

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From the fundraiser.
- The fundraiser.

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How are you?

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- I'm doing good.

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- Good to see you, man.

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- That was a good night.
- Looking good.

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(both chuckling)

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Gilbert and Main likes us
to keep a close relationship

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with the local PD just in case
we have any problem tenants.

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Or tenant problems, rather.

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(Lou chuckling)

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I am so sorry that this happened to you.

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Nobody deserves this. Nobody!

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- Thank you, I appreciate that.

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- Of course.

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You know, corporate called
and they said they wanted me

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to come over, maybe have someone here

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to kind of represent the property.

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And I said I'll go to
represent the tenant.

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So that's why I'm here, for you.

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Okay?

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But I love what you and Rich
have done with this place.

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It's so cool.

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It's very, it's like kind of boho.

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- Thank you.

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He actually doesn't live here anymore.

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- Really?

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Did y'all break up?

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- Hey, is this part of the house?

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- [Olivia] No, that's mine.

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- What about these, real?

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- Yep.

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- Cool! Do you have any security cameras?

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- I don't think so.

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- Okay, so I'm noting that you
took zero safety precautions.

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- Which makes it her fault, right?

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- [Officer Bronson] Yeah, maybe.

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- Oh, no, I don't think-
- Wait, hold on.

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Gilbert and Main has got your back.

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Calm down.

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It could be her fault though, right?

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- Maybe, yeah.

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- Okay, why would I rob myself?

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- That's a good point.

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Do you ever see this happening,

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people kind of faking crimes
for insurance purposes?

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- Oh yeah, happens all the time.

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- Oh, well I don't have insurance.

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- Well, you should.

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- You don't have insurance?

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- No.

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- Do you have health insurance?

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- Doesn't seem like it's your business.

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- I don't see any sign of forced entry.

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- Well, maybe they picked the lock.

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- Or maybe they found a spare key.

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Did you leave one outside?
- No.

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- What about under the rock?
- No.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

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Look, I keep the main key on me

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and the spare I keep in my car.

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- So where's the third key?

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- I don't have a third key.

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- There's always three keys.

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- I'm making a note that
she should have three keys,

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but can only find two.

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- No, please don't do that.

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Look, you only gave me two.

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- No, we do three, note that.

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- Noted.

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Do you want me to dust for fingerprints?

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It'll make a mess.

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- Yes, please do whatever
you can to get my stuff back.

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This house is all that I have.

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- It's not really your house, you know.

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- So no dusting?

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- Well, thank you for showing up.

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- I'll be in touch,

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but we don't tend to solve
many burglaries, so...

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- Oh, so you don't have
any idea who did this?

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- That's the scary thing.

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Could be anyone, really. A stranger,

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your neighbor, your friend, your ex.

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Everybody has a secret.

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Everybody.

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- I'm safe though, right?

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- Maybe.

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- What do you mean maybe?

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- Well, whoever did this
does know where you live,

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and if they got your
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then they know where you shop,

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and you got your account
numbers on bank checks

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and your social's on tax returns,

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and who knows what they
could do with all that stuff.

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- Cool.

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- It's no wonder most break
in victims suffer from PTSD.

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Speaking of which, you
should see a therapist.

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You can afford it.

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(paper towel ripping)

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(wood creaks)

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(ominous music)

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(ominous music continues)

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(ominous music continues)

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(ominous music continues)

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(ominous music continues)

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(wood creaking)

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(ominous music)

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(gentle music)
(seagulls calling)

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(gentle music)

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(gentle music continues)

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(gentle music continues)

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- Hi. Um, was that of me?

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- Oh yeah, the light's perfect.

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Do you wanna see?

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- Okay.

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- Cool, right?

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- Yeah, I mean, I guess if
you like pictures of people

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who look dead inside, that's-

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- Oh, come on.

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Don't be such a downer!
The light is perfect.

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I like it, I'm gonna keep it.

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Anyway, nice to meet you.

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Have a great day, bye.

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- Okay.

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Bye, I guess.

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(people chattering in background)

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Could I have a job application?

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- Hi.

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I saw you at the pier, right?

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- Oh, yeah.

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Can I help you?

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- So I think that you dropped your wallet

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and I just wanted to give it back to you.

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- Thank you.

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That's really kind.

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- Of course, have a great day.

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- Hey, wait, can I give you like a reward?

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I think I have some-

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- No, no, no, please.

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It's my civic duty.

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Have a great day.

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- This isn't mine.

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This belongs to some woman named Katerina.

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- Oh.

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(zipper whirring)

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Oh, this one's yours!

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Must be a popular brand.

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I'll trade you.

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You just have to keep it a secret.

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- I don't know what's happening.

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- Okay, so I know that
this seems super sketchy,

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but I'm actually trying
to do the right thing.

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I just kind of fucked it
up in an embarrassing way.

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Yes, I did steal your wallet because yes,

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I did think that you were rich,

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but then I saw you filling
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and I realized that you might need this

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more than I do.

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00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,875
But what you just realized about me

271
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,583
is that I have a huge conscience.

272
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:00,875
So if you could not call the
cops, that would be super rad.

273
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:01,708
Are we good?

274
00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:06,625
- I don't really know what to say.

275
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,125
- Keep both, are we good?

276
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,208
- I'm really not interested.

277
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,416
- No, but this is not a bad thing.

278
00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,083
I only steal from those who deserve it.

279
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,125
- Who deserves it?

280
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,166
- What?!

281
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,166
The wealthy, they don't even notice.

282
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,666
It's super harmless.

283
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:19,500
- No.

284
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,833
- Let me show you! One second.

285
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,208
- Wait, I don't...

286
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,625
Please don't.

287
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,458
Oh my God.

288
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,583
Hey, sir, you looks so
handsome standing there.

289
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,708
I'm just gonna take your picture.

290
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,291
(gentle music)

291
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:42,083
(gentle music continues)

292
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,083
I'm gonna get outta here.

293
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,500
You wanna come with, or
do you like minimum wage?

294
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,541
- Oh my God, that was crazy.

295
00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:00,291
So, like, what happens if the cops come?

296
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,500
- Well, they won't if you just stay cool

297
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,333
and just, like, stop talking.

298
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,333
Please, stop. Stop.

299
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,458
This is my favorite part:
digging through the riches!

300
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,916
- Oh my God, how did you get so many?

301
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,666
- Well, I've had practice.

302
00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:14,166
I'm Mari, by the way.

303
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,250
Or Marí, if you can roll your R's.

304
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:19,541
- Yeah, I can't do that. But I'm Olivia.

305
00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:20,958
- I know, I stole your ID.

306
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,666
Ooh, jackpot!

307
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:25,500
- Okay, so what?

308
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,875
You're like a con artist? Or a grifter?

309
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:31,125
- Those are your words, not mine.

310
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:33,875
- Okay, well, what words would you use?

311
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:34,833
- I'm self-employed.

312
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,125
(Olivia laughing)

313
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,666
- Why did you think I was rich?

314
00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:43,208
- You dress nice. The
whole dead inside thing.

315
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,166
(Olivia laughing)

316
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:48,083
- Yeah. That'll do it.

317
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,875
- Oh, speaking of which...

318
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,083
(Olivia laughing)

319
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:54,541
That is a picture of someone who's happy.

320
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:56,708
Look at that smile.

321
00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,166
Who knows? Maybe you're
meant for this life.

322
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,958
- Oh my God, wouldn't that be wild?

323
00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:04,666
It'd be like Bonnie and Bonnie.

324
00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,416
But no, that's not what this is.

325
00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,125
I just like to be by the water.

326
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,250
Water calms me.

327
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:12,625
- What's the use in being calm?

328
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,666
Angry people get shit done.

329
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,708
- I think anger's destructive.

330
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,375
- Some things need to be destroyed.

331
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:25,958
I gotta go.

332
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:26,791
Are we good?

333
00:15:28,791 --> 00:15:31,125
- Yeah. We're good.

334
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,250
- This has been fun.

335
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,333
If you wanna do it again,
come on back to the beach.

336
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,208
- Right.

337
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,875
(gentle music)

338
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,000
I had a sense that I'd see her again,

339
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,791
but I never thought I'd end up here.

340
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,000
- You didn't think she was dangerous?

341
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,833
- No.

342
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:56,083
Intense. But not dangerous.

343
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,416
I can't imagine her being so...

344
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,458
- Destructive?

345
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,916
- Is she a suspect?

346
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,791
- Olivia, you were the victim

347
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:11,333
of a cruel and malicious crime.

348
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:16,000
You could have been killed.
And everybody is a suspect.

349
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:20,291
So just tell me what happened next.

350
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,875
(upbeat music)

351
00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:33,041
(upbeat music continues)

352
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,083
- Hi, this is Olivia Walker.

353
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,250
I applied to be a driver

354
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,958
and I was just wondering
if there's any way

355
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,333
to expedite the background check process.

356
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:54,083
Oh. What if I can't afford that?

357
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,833
Okay, and how long will that take?

358
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:07,666
(ominous music)
(wood creaking)

359
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:16,750
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)

360
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:25,375
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)

361
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,500
Please, I don't feel safe.

362
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,833
- That sounds like a 'you' problem.

363
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:35,833
- Okay, but there is a 'u' in 'us'

364
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:39,041
and that would make it a
property problem, right?

365
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,333
- Wrong.

366
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,166
- Okay.

367
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,375
Well, Lou, isn't there
something you can do?

368
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,000
I need some type of security.

369
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,833
- Okay, look, I get it, I do.

370
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,708
But I represent Gilbert and Main

371
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,208
and they have zero obligations here.

372
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,000
Did you read the lease you signed?

373
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,166
- Obviously.

374
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,500
- Okay, then you should know

375
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,083
that if a tenant wants security,

376
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,875
they have to buy it themselves.

377
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,500
- Well, I can't afford that right now.

378
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:08,291
- I know. Times are tough, right?

379
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:14,208
So maybe there's... another way. To pay.

380
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:17,208
- Oh.
- What?

381
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,750
- Uh... I don't...

382
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,666
- What do you think I'm talking about?

383
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,416
I'm talking about you
getting a second job.

384
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,166
Or maybe, I don't know,
going to grad school,

385
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,750
getting a financial advisor.

386
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,958
Ask your parents!

387
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:34,125
- Yep. Okay. Those are fantastic ideas.

388
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,333
And I'm gonna think
long and hard about it.

389
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,416
I am gonna go.

390
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,625
I'm gonna take one of these cards,

391
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,041
and I'm just gonna work
this out with corporate.

392
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,208
- Wait, gimme this.

393
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,541
Okay, these are expensive.

394
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,875
Here's what I'm gonna do for you.

395
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,833
Your rent's not due for three days, right?

396
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:50,375
So if you can pay today?
Now? I'm gonna give you...

397
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,375
(keyboard clacking)

398
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,500
A 5% discount.

399
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:58,958
- Right now?

400
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:01,750
- What do you wanna do?

401
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,666
(check ripping)

402
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:09,833
- Okay. But don't deposit that until like

403
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,416
really late in the day on the first,

404
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,208
like the latest possible minute

405
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,500
that you could possibly deposit it

406
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,666
is when you should put that through.

407
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,958
I gotta work on getting some cash.

408
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,833
(button buzzes)

409
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:23,666
- [Rich] Who is it?

410
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,666
- Oh, hi! It's Olivia.

411
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,416
- [Rich] Which Olivia?

412
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,166
- Your ex-girlfriend.

413
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,083
- Shit.

414
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:34,708
(panel buzzing)

415
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:37,375
Oh, please have a seat.

416
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:38,208
Have a seat, please.

417
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:39,750
Make yourself comfortable.

418
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,541
Would you like a smoothie?

419
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:42,375
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

420
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,208
- Yeah, that sounds good.

421
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,166
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

422
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,541
- Will do! I was just about to make one.

423
00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:48,166
So what's up?

424
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,416
It's not your mom, is it?

425
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:51,208
- Oh, no, she's in remission.

426
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,750
- That's great.

427
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:56,375
Can I call her and tell her congrats?

428
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,375
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

429
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,791
- Yeah, she'd like that.

430
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,750
- Awesome, nice.

431
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,375
So what's up?

432
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,416
You said you needed help.

433
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:05,250
- Right.

434
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,500
Okay, so the house was broken into.

435
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:12,375
- Olivia.

436
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,416
Did they take my shit?

437
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,166
- I don't think so, no.

438
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:23,166
- Thank God! That paintball
gear is not cheap.

439
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:24,625
Also the couches.

440
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,375
I know I paid for those and
they've been in the way,

441
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,416
but I'm gonna come pick 'em up

442
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,625
'cause I need to sell them again.

443
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:29,458
I'm so sorry.

444
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,583
- Okay, Rich, look, this
isn't about the couches.

445
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,916
Okay.

446
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:36,166
You remember when you
left, rather abruptly

447
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,916
and you promised that you
would pay three months rent

448
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,166
to help out?

449
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,333
And then I never saw a cent.

450
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,916
So I was sort of hoping

451
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:47,166
that you would pay me what you owe me.

452
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:50,625
- I didn't tell you.
My mom also got cancer.

453
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:54,791
- Really?

454
00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,875
- Yeah. Yeah!

455
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:58,958
Crazy, right?

456
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,666
And all the extra money I
had, I had to send to her.

457
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:02,625
But you understand, right?

458
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,375
You've always been so empathetic.

459
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:07,291
(blender whirring)

460
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,458
Maybe you should get
like a loan or something.

461
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,083
- Oh, is that what you think is best?

462
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,833
- Yeah, I get loans all the time.

463
00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,583
Me and Breezy, straight from my parents.

464
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,291
They help me out a lot.

465
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:30,375
Here! Take this to go.

466
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:35,291
So good seeing you.

467
00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:41,666
- Okay, yep, I will fix the seat belts

468
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:42,833
and then I'll reapply.

469
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:45,791
Great, yep.

470
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:55,708
(ominous music)
(wood creaking)

471
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:04,083
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)

472
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:12,958
(ominous music continues)
(wood creaking continues)

473
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:23,000
(Olivia breathing softly)

474
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,666
(Olivia groans)

475
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,416
Oh.

476
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:31,791
Oh, no.

477
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,500
What the hell?

478
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:42,833
What the hell?

479
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:47,041
(gentle music)

480
00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:57,375
(gentle music continues)

481
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:06,208
(gentle music continues)

482
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,416
(Olivia mumbling)

483
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,750
(footsteps crunching)

484
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:14,833
Whoop!

485
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:18,000
(footsteps crunching)

486
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:24,791
Hello?

487
00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:30,916
Hello, is anybody here?

488
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,166
Hello?

489
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:35,000
Hello?

490
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,083
- Holy shit, dude, you're alive!

491
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:40,625
- Mari?

492
00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:41,958
- What happened to you last night?

493
00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:43,333
I got so scared.

494
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,458
- Yeah.

495
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,875
Honestly, I don't remember anything.

496
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:48,583
- Oh yeah, you were so drunk.

497
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:49,875
Especially when that guy dropped you off.

498
00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:50,708
It was bad.

499
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:53,500
- There was a guy? What guy?

500
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,416
- Oh, the guy.

501
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:55,708
A driver at the beach.

502
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,166
He was so hot.
- Sorry.

503
00:23:58,750 --> 00:23:59,750
(Mari gasps)

504
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,583
- Did you steal his wallet?

505
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:04,333
- I wouldn't do that.

506
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,041
- Except that you did.

507
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:07,250
- Yeah, I did.

508
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:09,000
= Proud of you.

509
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
- Oh my God.

510
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:16,625
Look, I don't wanna sound
rude, but do you live in this?

511
00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:17,875
- That is rude, and yes, I do.

512
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,125
I told you last night.

513
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,375
- What else did we talk about?

514
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:23,250
- Oh, lots.

515
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,791
Yeah, it's so funny.

516
00:24:24,791 --> 00:24:26,625
You came in with this like big sob story

517
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,500
about how you got broken up with,

518
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,000
broken into, you're broke yourself.

519
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,250
If that rings a bell?

520
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,333
- No, but you know, it sounds like me, so.

521
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,166
Yeah.

522
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,000
- Yeah.

523
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:39,541
All right.

524
00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:42,541
Well, you cannot call a car
here 'cause there's no service.

525
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:45,458
But if you walk a quarter
mile that way, totally can.

526
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:46,291
Glad you're okay.

527
00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:47,375
Text me when you get home.

528
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:48,500
- Oh, thanks.

529
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,916
I'm actually not in any type of a rush.

530
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:52,166
I don't have a job right now.

531
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:53,875
I dunno if I mentioned that last night.

532
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:56,750
- You definitely did. Way more than once.

533
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,875
- Yeah, I mean, you know,

534
00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,500
it's just like a temporary thing.

535
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,666
Like, I am employed, I'm
an interior designer.

536
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:04,708
It's just I'm on hiatus
until I stop qualifying

537
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,333
for benefits, and then
I'll be right back in.

538
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,333
- That's fucked up.

539
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,166
It sounds like they owe you benefits.

540
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,708
- It's whatever. Blame the unions!

541
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:14,666
Am I right?

542
00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:16,083
- Oh, so you're in the union?

543
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:18,666
- No.

544
00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:20,250
- Why were you there?

545
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,708
- I have no idea.

546
00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:26,250
- Well, think on it and try again.

547
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:29,833
- I don't know.

548
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:31,958
I started drinking a
lot after the break in

549
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,916
and there's a lot I don't remember.

550
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:36,041
- You know, it's hard for me to help you

551
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,916
if there are holes in your story.

552
00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:40,333
- This is a way of solving your problems.

553
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,625
First you identify them, then
you cast them into the flame.

554
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,333
- How does that help?

555
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,083
- It makes you feel better, I promise.

556
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,750
I don't know what it is, but it does.

557
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:49,583
Watch.

558
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,833
Okay.

559
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:54,166
This is for bullshit.

560
00:25:56,625 --> 00:26:01,625
And this is for Wall Street motherfuckers.

561
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:07,958
This is for my father who disowned me.

562
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:18,791
And this is for ants, which
are fucking everywhere!

563
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:23,125
(paper ripping)

564
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:25,875
(paper rustling)

565
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:31,666
Oh, doesn't it just feel
better to burn your problems?

566
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:34,375
Wanna try?

567
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,041
- Um...

568
00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,375
No, I think I'll just watch.

569
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:41,125
- Okay.

570
00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:43,875
(fire crackling)

571
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,458
- You travel so much.

572
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,500
Is this Mars?

573
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,125
- That is Utah.

574
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,583
Me and a bunch of crust punks

575
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,375
trainhopping around the country.

576
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,083
Let's see.

577
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:01,916
This dip shit? That's Nick.

578
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:04,625
He's the one that taught
me how to pickpocket.

579
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,416
Those guys were fun for like a minute.

580
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,458
I mean, I do miss them
sometimes, but I don't know.

581
00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:11,458
They weren't really my scene.

582
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,375
- [Olivia] Who is?

583
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,208
- I haven't really found one.

584
00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:18,250
- I mean, you had to have people, right?

585
00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:20,500
Like friends and family back home.

586
00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:22,750
- I never found one.

587
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:27,500
People don't like me
once they get to know me,

588
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,333
which is fine.

589
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,375
I don't like them either.

590
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,083
- So how'd you end up here?

591
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,500
- I got in a van and I drove.

592
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,666
- For no reason?

593
00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:47,750
- All right, because you
continue to ask questions.

594
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:48,916
I was a lawyer.

595
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:49,750
- Really?

596
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,583
- [Mari] Yeah.

597
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:52,541
- What?
- Yeah.

598
00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:53,916
For a bit.

599
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:57,333
I grew up poor, first generation Hispanic.

600
00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,125
I think I felt that it was my duty

601
00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:02,000
to change the family fortunes.

602
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,041
So I took out a loan for $200,000

603
00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:09,375
and made the genius decision
to graduate into a recession.

604
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:13,416
And that interest stacks up
fast when you can't find a job.

605
00:28:13,416 --> 00:28:15,666
- Yeah, I know that feeling.

606
00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:18,166
- Yeah, so now I live in a van.

607
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,375
- What's this?

608
00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:25,375
- My mantra.

609
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,666
I ask myself that every day,

610
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:30,541
and if the answer isn't
yes, then I make a change.

611
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:37,333
- So? Do you like your life?

612
00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:40,375
- It's not heaven.

613
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:42,458
I don't have A/C.

614
00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:45,375
I'm always stressed about
cops, literally always.

615
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:48,875
But it is my choice, so I don't complain.

616
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,083
Also, it's not forever.

617
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:57,583
I am making a plan. Saving
up to leave the country,

618
00:28:57,583 --> 00:29:02,583
go far away from douche bag
debt collectors and start anew.

619
00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:05,083
And I just don't have enough yet.

620
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,833
- How much more do you need?

621
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,958
- You ask way too many questions.

622
00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:18,791
- Oh, yeah, sorry.

623
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,500
I am a very curious person.

624
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,583
- No, no, it's great.

625
00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:26,208
It's great, just I'm
just tired of talking.

626
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:30,166
- Right, yeah, of course.

627
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,958
Sorry, I should've read the room.

628
00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:35,000
I will call a car.

629
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,583
Okay I don't have service.

630
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:41,041
Would you mind dragging
me just like a mile down?

631
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:42,166
- [Mari] Yeah.

632
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,000
- Or...

633
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,833
Would you maybe want to crash at my place?

634
00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:50,333
- Oh, no, I'm not like
looking for handouts.

635
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,166
- No, no, no.

636
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,083
I mean, actually, this is for me.

637
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,833
Like, I want this.

638
00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:58,791
- Oh, wait, are you flirting with me?

639
00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:01,375
- No! No, no, no, no.

640
00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:05,083
Look, I've just been
really stressed, okay?

641
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,625
Ever since the break-in,

642
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,750
it's been really hard for
me to be alone in my house.

643
00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:10,333
I was thinking that, you
know, if you wanted to come

644
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:12,250
and like keep me company, or...

645
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:16,041
And this is weird, this is a weird ask.

646
00:30:16,041 --> 00:30:16,875
I will call a lift.

647
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:19,416
- Would you pay me, like keep watch?

648
00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,208
- Maybe.

649
00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:25,041
How much?

650
00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:27,958
- A hundred plus gas.

651
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:35,708
- Yeah, I could do that.

652
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,333
- Really?

653
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:38,791
No wonder you're broke.

654
00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:42,000
Yeah! Let's do it.

655
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,583
(gentle music)

656
00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:50,708
- I don't wanna go in.

657
00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:51,708
- I have mace.

658
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:52,791
I have a lot of mace.

659
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,166
(door creaking)

660
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,291
Hey, sweet digs.

661
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,125
- Thanks.

662
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:07,916
(door clicking shut)

663
00:31:07,916 --> 00:31:08,750
Could you...

664
00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,125
You know, take your mace
and see if anybody is here?

665
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:14,166
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

666
00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:16,083
Hey, is anybody in here?

667
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:17,000
I have mace!

668
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,916
If you are, I'll mace you!

669
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,958
I'm very scary!

670
00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:23,708
(ominous music)

671
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:31,000
(door clicking shut)

672
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,333
Oh, I like this smiley face.

673
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:35,750
It's cool.

674
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:37,125
- Yeah, the robber did that.

675
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:39,333
I just haven't erased it.

676
00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,791
- What a weirdo.

677
00:31:40,791 --> 00:31:41,625
Seems empty.

678
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:44,375
- Okay.

679
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:46,125
Thank you.

680
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:51,208
So you can stay on the couch, I guess.

681
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:52,375
- Okay.

682
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,833
- It's a cool place, right?

683
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:59,291
- Yeah, yeah, it has a lot to like touch.

684
00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:00,166
Do you own it?

685
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,625
- The house?

686
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:06,791
No, no. I can't afford a house.

687
00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,166
My dad says it's because
I drink fancy coffee,

688
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:12,166
but I did the math and I would
need to stop drinking coffee

689
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:15,583
for 150 years in order
to afford a house here.

690
00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:17,083
I don't think I'm gonna live that long.

691
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:21,375
So I rent, from a corporation
called Gilbert and Main.

692
00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:24,250
- And your parents help you out?

693
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,166
- No.

694
00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:28,291
They were bankrupted by a
cancer scare, so I'm on my own.

695
00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:30,208
It's very exciting.

696
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,208
- But you said you were broke.

697
00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,583
I mean, this place is pretty fancy.

698
00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:36,500
- Yeah, I think that's
probably why I'm broke.

699
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,083
I co-signed for this place with my ex.

700
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:42,166
He had a huge inheritance,
so I thought we'd be fine,

701
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:45,166
but he met some stupid
influencer and now he's gone

702
00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:48,125
and I have five months left
on a lease meant for two.

703
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:51,916
It has wiped out my
savings, like in a big way.

704
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:56,500
I don't wanna give it up,
but I don't know what to do.

705
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,875
- Fucking boyfriends.

706
00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:58,708
- Yeah.

707
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,791
- Also, what's an influencer?

708
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:03,083
(object clattering)

709
00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:05,500
Chill, chill, chill.

710
00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,041
Oh, it's just a raccoon.

711
00:33:12,041 --> 00:33:14,625
(Olivia breathing heavily)

712
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:15,458
All good.

713
00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:19,208
Oh, you're a jumpy one.

714
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,041
- Yeah.

715
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,791
Yeah, the police said that this could be

716
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:25,000
like a PTSD situation,

717
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,291
but it's no reason to lose
your cool in front of a guest.

718
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:30,583
- Hey, no, no.

719
00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:32,375
You don't have to hide
yourself in front of me, okay?

720
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:35,333
I'd be fucking scared too if
I was living in a crime scene.

721
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:37,666
But if it makes you feel
better, just remember,

722
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,875
I'm here to keep you safe.

723
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:42,958
- So you went to bed
with a complete stranger

724
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,125
let loose in your home?

725
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,083
- Yeah.

726
00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:50,375
- [Detective Sampson] Why'd you do that?

727
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,250
- Have you ever been broken into?

728
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,375
That's why you don't understand.

729
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:01,041
The police were supposed to
protect me, but they didn't.

730
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,875
This girl Mari was the
only one who showed up.

731
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:08,083
And when she was around,
I slept like a rock.

732
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:11,875
I finally felt like myself.

733
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,458
(gentle music)

734
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:18,708
For services rendered.

735
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:23,916
- How many stars?

736
00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:30,291
Hell yes.

737
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,583
- You can stay as long
as you want, by the way.

738
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:39,166
I don't mind.

739
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,000
- For real?

740
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:41,916
- Yeah.

741
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:42,916
I mean, I couldn't keep paying you,

742
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:46,875
but if you're into roofs and hot showers,

743
00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,458
I do like having you here and, who knows?

744
00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:52,375
Maybe you'll like it so
much, you wanna stay.

745
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,583
I can make us breakfast.

746
00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:57,375
- Do you have ice cream?

747
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,375
- Ooh, no.

748
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,333
Okay, so I forgot that I'm broke right now

749
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:04,541
and there's no food.

750
00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:05,625
So there's no breakfast.

751
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,833
But you can still stay.

752
00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:12,958
- You know groceries are like
super easy to steal, right?

753
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:14,708
- I did not know that.

754
00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:18,208
- Two words: self-checkout.

755
00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:20,791
(upbeat music)

756
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:30,333
(upbeat music continues)

757
00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:39,541
(upbeat music continues)

758
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:48,250
(upbeat music continues)

759
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,833
So you actually just
print barcodes at home,

760
00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:57,458
and then you don't wanna
do mom and pop shops

761
00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:59,583
because then you get
the whole guilt thing.

762
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,916
- I mean, that was actually
surprisingly easy though.

763
00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:02,750
- I know, right?

764
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,333
And when you do it in this jurisdiction,

765
00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,583
if it's under a hundred dollars-

766
00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:06,416
Hey!

767
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:10,083
(Mari speaking in Spanish)

768
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,083
- What are you saying,
what are you saying?

769
00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:12,958
- Mari, calm down.

770
00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:14,291
Okay, this is Officer Bronson.

771
00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:16,125
He is the police.

772
00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:17,875
- That means nothing
to me, fuck the police.

773
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,500
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
(Mari speaking in Spanish)

774
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,833
What is your name?

775
00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:22,416
- Mari Navarro, okay?

776
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:24,250
Look it up in the system.
- Can you just be-

777
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,750
I am sorry about that.

778
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,041
Do you remember me?

779
00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,375
My name's Olivia Walker.

780
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,750
- Oh yeah, bougie girl with the break-in.

781
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,375
- Yes. That is me.

782
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,875
Have you had any luck with my case?

783
00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,625
- Oh yeah, yeah.

784
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:47,541
It's still active, so I can't
discuss it with civilians.

785
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,625
- Cool, yeah, that's cool.

786
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,250
- You know, you can just
say 'no,' dude. It's fine.

787
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,083
- Mari.

788
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,000
- I'm working on it, I promise.

789
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,833
But I'm off-duty.

790
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,458
So if you have any complaints,

791
00:36:58,458 --> 00:37:00,208
you can call them into the station.

792
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,166
Have a nice day, ma'am.

793
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,458
- Thank you so much.

794
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:09,250
- He's a fucking liar-

795
00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:11,250
- Mari, come on.

796
00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:12,291
- He's an honest man.

797
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:15,958
- Is that why you're asking
me all these questions,

798
00:37:15,958 --> 00:37:18,666
because he saw me walking along
the streets with a friend?

799
00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:20,500
- Not just any friend.

800
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,375
I mean, did you know that Mari Navarro

801
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:25,916
is a convicted felon?

802
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,000
(doors clicking)

803
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:35,000
- Well, that was unnecessary.

804
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,208
- Shut up, I have an idea.

805
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:38,208
- Do you plan on sharing it?

806
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,375
- Follow me.

807
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:42,541
(doors clicking shut)

808
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:47,958
- What is this?

809
00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:51,166
What are we doing?

810
00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:52,750
Mari, where are we?

811
00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:56,041
- Just do what I do.

812
00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:02,000
- Mari, what is this?

813
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,291
- Don't say my name.

814
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:05,750
- Mari, Mari!

815
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,125
Like, real quick, first,
what are we doing?

816
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,250
- Oh, also shut up.

817
00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:09,208
That's important.

818
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,041
- Oh, what are we doing?

819
00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:10,916
- Shut up, I said.

820
00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:13,041
- Mari, Mari, where are we?

821
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,458
- We're playing the quiet game.

822
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,291
- Mari!

823
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:18,708
Shit.

824
00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:21,083
What am I doing, this is so awful.

825
00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:23,916
(Olivia mumbling)

826
00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:28,625
Oh my God.

827
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:31,625
(suspenseful music)

828
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:36,958
Hey, so what are we doing here?

829
00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,875
- Getting your stuff
back, what do you think?

830
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,458
- Oh, no, no, no, Mari, Mari.

831
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:42,833
I don't like this.

832
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,208
You don't even know what this is.

833
00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:47,208
(suspenseful music)

834
00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:50,291
Shit, okay.

835
00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:53,375
(suspenseful music)

836
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,041
I don't wanna do this.

837
00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:59,125
Okay, look, I don't
wanna steal from someone.

838
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:00,875
Oh my God.

839
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:03,583
Oh my God, Mari.

840
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,750
Jesus.

841
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:08,583
Mari.

842
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:12,375
Mari, Mari, I don't like this.

843
00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:16,083
Mari, this is weird, hey!

844
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:16,958
- Oh my God, Olivia!

845
00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:19,458
Remember that part when I
said 'don't say my name'?

846
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:21,166
Shut up and follow my lead.

847
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,250
- Why? Why are you doing this?

848
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,083
Like, I don't understand.

849
00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:23,916
Why is this happening?

850
00:39:23,916 --> 00:39:25,166
What is the point of this?

851
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,583
- It's revenge, don't you get it?

852
00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:28,416
- No!

853
00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:31,666
Stop.
- Shut up.

854
00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,333
- No, stop!
- Shut up!

855
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,125
- Stop it, this is somebody's home.

856
00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,583
- Shut up.
- Mari!

857
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,125
- Shut up.

858
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:41,125
(suspenseful music)

859
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,416
- Shit, shit, okay.

860
00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:50,875
I don't understand how
I got involved in this.

861
00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,250
Are you kidding?

862
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:53,333
Known this girl for two seconds

863
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:55,375
and you're following her
into somebody else's house.

864
00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:56,208
So stupid.

865
00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:59,208
(suspenseful music)

866
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:06,041
(tense music)

867
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,125
Do you know whose house this is?

868
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,583
This is the home of a police officer.

869
00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:13,666
- Cool, right?

870
00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:15,041
Thought they lived in caves.

871
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:19,750
- Mari, why the fuck are we
stealing from the police?

872
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,250
- I'm not taking a thing.

873
00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:27,083
(tense music)

874
00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:34,208
(soft music)

875
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:40,958
- Okay, I feel ill.

876
00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:42,291
Mari, what was that?

877
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:44,458
- Prick needs to know how it feels.

878
00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:45,416
- This isn't fucking funny.

879
00:40:45,416 --> 00:40:46,250
It's not fucking funny.

880
00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:47,625
How did you find that place?

881
00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:50,250
- Oh my God, Olivia, how do you think?

882
00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:54,125
(soft music)

883
00:40:58,166 --> 00:40:59,916
- And did you ever think maybe Mari

884
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,333
was the one who robbed your home?

885
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,125
- Well yeah, I'm not an idiot.

886
00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:14,541
- I swear to God, stolen
food just tastes better.

887
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:15,375
How's yours?

888
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:18,000
- Hmm.

889
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,541
- Something bothering you?

890
00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:25,833
- Do you wanna play a game?

891
00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:30,000
(tray rattling)

892
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:33,250
(alcohol sloshing)

893
00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:34,166
- What's this?

894
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,166
- Never have I ever.

895
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:37,625
You know the rules, right?

896
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:40,333
So we will each take
turns admitting to things

897
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:41,791
that we've never ever done before.

898
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:46,791
And if the other person has
done it, you'll take a drink.

899
00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:49,916
First person to run outta shots

900
00:41:49,916 --> 00:41:52,166
gets the next round of groceries.

901
00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,208
- Okay, cool.

902
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:54,291
Who starts?

903
00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:55,875
- I will like this.

904
00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:57,791
Never have I ever been skiing.

905
00:41:57,791 --> 00:42:00,041
- Oh, me either, too expensive.

906
00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:02,833
Never have I ever driven a boat.

907
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:04,666
- No, that seems hard.

908
00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:07,000
Never have I ever owned a pet.

909
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,791
- Oh God, so fucking sad.

910
00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,750
Yeah, I grew up with a
wheaten terrier named Emmy.

911
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,500
Mm, the best.

912
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:18,833
This is hard.

913
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:21,583
Never have I ever peed my pants in public.

914
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:22,416
- Me neither.

915
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:25,291
Never have I ever lived in a van.

916
00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:28,333
- That's 100% cheating.

917
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,000
- Gloves are off.

918
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,833
- Okay.

919
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:35,250
Never have I ever been so drunk

920
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,916
that I've fallen asleep
in the middle of nowhere

921
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,541
and woken up, no idea where I am.

922
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:43,125
- Touché.

923
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,166
- [Mari] This is fun.

924
00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:52,666
- Okay, never have I ever shot a gun.

925
00:42:57,291 --> 00:42:58,125
When?

926
00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:00,791
- My dad loved the shooting range.

927
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:02,750
So back when we talked

928
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,666
I think it was kind of his way of bonding.

929
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:07,166
Never have I ever liked to run.

930
00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:08,875
- No, I mean, why would you?

931
00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:09,708
It's gross.

932
00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:12,291
Never have I ever dealt drugs.

933
00:43:12,291 --> 00:43:13,125
- Define 'deal'.

934
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,041
- [Olivia] Sold.

935
00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:15,208
- For profit?
- Yes.

936
00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:16,208
- No, never done that.

937
00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:17,791
Never have I ever tried cocaine.

938
00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:23,250
Wild child.

939
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:26,208
- I had a bit of fun in
college, but it wasn't a habit.

940
00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:32,500
Never have I ever committed arson.

941
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:37,291
- Jesus, I should hope not.

942
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:38,916
Although it does kinda sound cool.

943
00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:40,791
Never have I ever cheated on someone.

944
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:47,291
Mm, little miss perfect
runnin' outta shots.

945
00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:49,916
- Yeah.

946
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,250
Never have I ever stolen from a friend.

947
00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:05,708
Who?

948
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,333
- It does not matter.

949
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:11,416
I got a good one, never
have I ever got an STD.

950
00:44:18,666 --> 00:44:20,625
- When I got cheated on.

951
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:22,958
- Not a lot of shots left.

952
00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:23,791
- No.

953
00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:27,166
This is not going the way
that I thought it would.

954
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,000
Okay.

955
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,250
Let's try this.

956
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,666
Never have I ever broken into
a house in this neighborhood.

957
00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:42,666
- So that's what we're doing.

958
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:46,500
- We're having fun.

959
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,833
- Just ask me what you wanna ask me.

960
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:50,833
I'm just playing a game.

961
00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:51,666
- Okay.

962
00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:54,833
Never have ever broken into
a house in this neighborhood.

963
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:56,125
Not even this one.

964
00:44:57,375 --> 00:45:00,125
And never have I ever passive-aggressively

965
00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:02,333
tried to get information out of a friend.

966
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:05,583
Oh, look, you're out of shots.

967
00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:07,000
- Okay, look, I didn't mean to offend you.

968
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:07,833
I was just trying to win the game.

969
00:45:07,833 --> 00:45:08,958
- Didn't mean to offend me?

970
00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:12,041
Please. You're the least
direct person I've ever met.

971
00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:13,708
Just tell me what you're thinking.

972
00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:16,875
Tell me! I'm not scary.

973
00:45:18,791 --> 00:45:21,541
- Fuck, I mean, Mari, yes you are.

974
00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:23,166
Are you...

975
00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:24,625
We broke into somebody's home today.

976
00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:25,708
That's fucked up.

977
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,250
- Yeah, because he's an asshole.

978
00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:28,416
- Who cares about him?

979
00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:31,000
I don't give a fuck about
stealing groceries, that's fine.

980
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,291
But I don't wanna hurt people.

981
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:34,666
And if you're gonna stay in this house,

982
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,583
then you can't hurt people either.

983
00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:40,708
- Okay.

984
00:45:42,791 --> 00:45:44,083
I hear you loud and clear.

985
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,833
You should talk like that more often.

986
00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:48,750
- Yeah?

987
00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:52,208
- Yeah, no more hurting people.

988
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:57,625
- Okay, cool.

989
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,041
Are we good?

990
00:46:03,666 --> 00:46:04,625
- Yeah, we're good.

991
00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:08,458
Never have I ever pooped
my pants in public.

992
00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:09,958
- I mean, I would never do that.

993
00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:11,333
- Maybe when you passed out in the desert,

994
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:12,250
you pooped your pants and-

995
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,083
- I did not.

996
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,916
I would know, I was wearing a jumpsuit.

997
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:17,708
- Mm, just slipped out in the sand.

998
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,083
- I would've found it.

999
00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,666
You might think I was dumb to trust her,

1000
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,416
but I don't think she did anything wrong.

1001
00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:26,750
Why are you asking so
many questions about her?

1002
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:27,916
- I just think it's very interesting

1003
00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:30,291
that you've been spotted
with a known criminal.

1004
00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,541
- What was she arrested for?

1005
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,000
- Nothing good.

1006
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:42,041
(phone buzzing)

1007
00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:49,041
- Oh, God.

1008
00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:54,041
(phone buzzing)
(Olivia groaning)

1009
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:57,500
Hello?

1010
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,750
- [Officer Bronson] Hey,
this is Officer Bronson

1011
00:46:58,750 --> 00:46:59,583
with the local PD.

1012
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:01,875
I'm looking for Olivia Walker.

1013
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,166
- Yeah, yeah. This is her.

1014
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:06,083
- [Officer Bronson] I owe you an apology.

1015
00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:06,916
Yeah.

1016
00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:09,208
After a really intense investigation,

1017
00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:11,708
we determined that the
person who robbed your house

1018
00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:14,791
might be a repeat offender.

1019
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:18,833
So we're gonna do a better
job this time, I promise.

1020
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,458
And we're gonna get most of
your stuff back! Probably.

1021
00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:22,291
- Thank you.

1022
00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:26,041
Holy shit.

1023
00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:28,625
(gentle music)

1024
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:38,791
(gentle music continues)

1025
00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:47,333
(gentle music continues)

1026
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:54,166
(gentle music continues)

1027
00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,041
- Oh my god, Olivia.

1028
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:00,875
You're actually a really good cook.

1029
00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:02,458
You should open a restaurant.

1030
00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:03,666
- Oh yeah.

1031
00:48:03,666 --> 00:48:06,666
A restaurant where all
we serve is stolen food.

1032
00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,666
- Yeah, I like that.

1033
00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:11,833
- Hey, when was the last
time you even had a hot meal?

1034
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,791
- It's been a while.

1035
00:48:15,791 --> 00:48:16,750
Wow.

1036
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,875
Your ex-boyfriend sounds
like a douche bag.

1037
00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:21,458
Oh my God.

1038
00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,041
Was there a rebound, at least?

1039
00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:24,458
- No, you know, I mean...

1040
00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,416
I prefer to meet people
the old fashioned way.

1041
00:48:26,416 --> 00:48:27,250
You know?

1042
00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:28,791
I don't meet anybody ever.

1043
00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:30,125
It's the life.

1044
00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:30,958
- Whatever, we don't need men.

1045
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:32,250
We're awesome.

1046
00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:33,125
- It's true.

1047
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:35,958
Women can bleed seven days
a month and we don't die.

1048
00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:37,541
Men can't do that.

1049
00:48:37,541 --> 00:48:39,208
Yeah, we make humans.

1050
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:40,166
We are incredible.

1051
00:48:40,166 --> 00:48:41,708
We belong in museums, you know,

1052
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:44,750
with a hall that's dedicated
to shitty ex-boyfriends

1053
00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:46,583
and an entire exhibit that just focuses

1054
00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:49,083
on how they manage to
soak the entire bathroom

1055
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,541
every time they get outta the shower.

1056
00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:52,583
- What is that?

1057
00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:54,541
I go in to pee, my socks get soaked,

1058
00:48:54,541 --> 00:48:56,500
and all they have to do
is put a little towel down

1059
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:57,333
and wipe it up.

1060
00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:59,708
I mean, it covers the floor everywhere.

1061
00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:01,625
- Like it is a soggy gross mess.

1062
00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:04,166
You're so smart to stay single.

1063
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:08,291
- I might be married.

1064
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:12,375
- I'm sorry?

1065
00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,791
Please rewind, you might?

1066
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:14,875
How do you not know?

1067
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:17,083
- I don't know.

1068
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:18,375
I mean, it was a few years ago.

1069
00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:20,500
I just kind of left one day.

1070
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,375
But I think he definitely
filed without me.

1071
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:23,958
You don't need two people, so.

1072
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:25,500
- Oh, I didn't know that.

1073
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,416
- Yeah.

1074
00:49:26,416 --> 00:49:29,958
- You do have to tell me the
entire story because, what?

1075
00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:33,541
- There's nothing to tell.

1076
00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:38,541
I mean, his name was... Is Carlos.

1077
00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:43,750
And he has really, really good eyes.

1078
00:49:44,791 --> 00:49:48,208
He's wonderful, and I was young and dumb.

1079
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:51,541
- You still seem pretty young.

1080
00:49:51,541 --> 00:49:54,166
- Yeah, which goes to show
you how fucking young I was.

1081
00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:55,208
- Fair.

1082
00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:56,625
- But, I don't know.

1083
00:49:56,625 --> 00:50:00,791
I mean, he was safe
and stable and wealthy.

1084
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,416
And so I married him.

1085
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,083
- So what happened?

1086
00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:12,083
- Oh God, it was fucking awful.

1087
00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:12,916
It was awful.

1088
00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:14,500
It was dinner and arguments and laundry

1089
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,333
and dinner and arguments and laundry.

1090
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:20,041
And I just, I hated myself.

1091
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,750
I hated myself.

1092
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:27,750
I remember distinctly this
one day I was washing clothes

1093
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:32,750
and it was like someone
lifted off these cataracts

1094
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:37,041
and I could finally see
clearly how unhappy I was.

1095
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:43,166
So I got in a van and I drove away.

1096
00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:47,958
- You ran away.

1097
00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:49,958
- Yeah.

1098
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,416
Yeah, but it worked out.

1099
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:53,375
- Not for him.

1100
00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:55,583
I mean, he just must
have been heartbroken.

1101
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,250
- Yeah, I'm sure he still is.

1102
00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:00,791
Me too, though.

1103
00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:03,208
I really, really, really loved him.

1104
00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:07,041
But I was...

1105
00:51:07,041 --> 00:51:10,791
I mean, I was dying. And
I just had to save myself.

1106
00:51:14,291 --> 00:51:16,958
(gentle music)

1107
00:51:18,083 --> 00:51:20,208
- She stayed for weeks without a problem.

1108
00:51:21,541 --> 00:51:23,708
- Well, somebody destroyed
your life tonight.

1109
00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:25,125
Who else could it have been?

1110
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,416
- Yes, thank you so much.

1111
00:51:28,416 --> 00:51:30,375
I'm so excited to be a part of this team

1112
00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:31,333
and a part of this company.

1113
00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:34,291
I'm gonna start driving
tomorrow night, I promise.

1114
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:35,333
Thank you.

1115
00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:36,875
Thank you, yeah.

1116
00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,875
(kettle whistling)

1117
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,541
Wait, what the fuck?

1118
00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:55,791
- What's wrong?

1119
00:51:57,791 --> 00:52:00,250
- The IRS is charging me $600

1120
00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:03,166
for not registering as a small business.

1121
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:04,208
- What business?

1122
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,041
- I don't know.

1123
00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:06,958
I mean, I literally do
not have this money.

1124
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,500
- I mean, so how bad would
it be if you don't pay?

1125
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:13,666
- It's bad. Like 'double the fine' bad.

1126
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:15,125
Why would they do that?

1127
00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:16,666
Why would they charge somebody more money

1128
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:17,750
for not having any money?

1129
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:18,791
That doesn't make any sense.

1130
00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:20,041
Like, what am I supposed to do?

1131
00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:21,458
Am I supposed to sell my car?

1132
00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:24,416
I can't do that, I just got
approved to be a driver.

1133
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:26,250
- So just ignore it.

1134
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,666
- That doesn't make it go away.

1135
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:32,458
- You'd be surprised how
far running can get you.

1136
00:52:33,791 --> 00:52:36,375
(gentle music)

1137
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,416
(gentle music continues)

1138
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,000
(gentle music continues)

1139
00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:58,958
- Oh.

1140
00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:01,000
All right, chica, I got bad news for you.

1141
00:53:03,083 --> 00:53:03,916
- Uh-oh.

1142
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:04,875
- Mm-hm, yeah.

1143
00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:05,916
I think I'm gonna go.

1144
00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:10,208
- Are you sure?

1145
00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,000
- Yeah, yeah.

1146
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,333
I mean, it's been so fun,

1147
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:16,583
but we're not gonna be
hanging out anymore.

1148
00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:18,666
You got like your new gig and everything

1149
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:20,708
and I really wanna get back on the road.

1150
00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:25,166
What, what?

1151
00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:27,166
Why are you surprised?

1152
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,250
- I thought you liked
clean clothes, you know?

1153
00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:30,166
- No, don't get me wrong.

1154
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:32,041
Your life has perks.

1155
00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:34,333
It does, but it's soul-crushing.

1156
00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:37,875
And I come out here and there's no signal,

1157
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,666
there's no shops, there's no people.

1158
00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:44,500
But I'm so happy, you know?

1159
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,333
Yeah, I get it.

1160
00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:47,833
I like have to get back to this.

1161
00:53:50,166 --> 00:53:53,833
- Okay. But what if I bribed you, right?

1162
00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,041
I mean, aren't you gonna
miss the ice cream?

1163
00:53:57,041 --> 00:53:58,083
- I'll miss you.

1164
00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:01,000
Seriously.

1165
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,708
Seriously, I don't get along
with a lot of people and yeah,

1166
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:07,541
I don't think I realized how lonely I was.

1167
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:13,208
- Yeah, yeah.

1168
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:15,750
I mean, this has been fun.

1169
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,041
- Yeah, no, it's been fun.

1170
00:54:20,041 --> 00:54:23,708
(birds chirping in distance)

1171
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:26,875
(footsteps crunching)

1172
00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:35,166
- So where will you go after this?

1173
00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,166
- The desert, I think.

1174
00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:36,958
I kinda miss it.

1175
00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:37,791
I mean, for now.

1176
00:54:39,083 --> 00:54:39,916
- That's nice.

1177
00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:41,375
- Yeah.

1178
00:54:41,375 --> 00:54:44,875
(doors clicking shut)

1179
00:54:44,875 --> 00:54:49,875
(engine whirring)
(car beeping)

1180
00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:56,708
- That's a dead battery, right?

1181
00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:57,791
- No, it's the engine.

1182
00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:02,833
- No, no, no, it has to be a dead battery.

1183
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:03,666
- No, it's the engine.

1184
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:04,500
A little light came on.

1185
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,916
- No, it's not the
fucking engine, all right?

1186
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,416
I can't afford to fix the fucking engine.

1187
00:55:07,416 --> 00:55:08,625
It's a dead battery.

1188
00:55:10,208 --> 00:55:11,458
Ugh, fuck!

1189
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:13,625
Oh, God damn it!

1190
00:55:13,625 --> 00:55:15,208
Fuck!

1191
00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:16,041
Fuck.

1192
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,833
- You okay?

1193
00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:20,666
- No!

1194
00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:23,375
No, Mari, I am not okay!

1195
00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:25,583
I did everything I was supposed to do.

1196
00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:26,666
I played by the rules.

1197
00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:27,500
I went to college.

1198
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:30,208
I got the good career and I am fucked.

1199
00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:34,000
My God! I bleed money.

1200
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,083
I am unhappy, I am broke.

1201
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:38,291
I lost my job, I lost my savings.

1202
00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:40,375
My house fucking terrifies me.

1203
00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:41,833
And I can't even go to the goddamn doctor

1204
00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:43,791
because a fucking cavity
could bankrupt me.

1205
00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:44,625
Oh my God!

1206
00:55:46,083 --> 00:55:46,916
Fuck!

1207
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:50,291
- It's not your fault, Olivia.

1208
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,458
- Yes, it is.

1209
00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,291
There is nowhere else to place the blame.

1210
00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:55,291
I amounted to nothing.

1211
00:55:55,291 --> 00:55:57,583
- No, how could you say that?

1212
00:55:57,583 --> 00:55:59,416
Wait, why would you say that?

1213
00:55:59,416 --> 00:56:00,250
Because you don't have money?

1214
00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:01,541
Who cares? It doesn't define you!

1215
00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:03,208
- Then what does?

1216
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:04,041
What?

1217
00:56:04,041 --> 00:56:05,791
The house that I don't
even fucking like anymore?

1218
00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:09,041
Oh my God, like what did
I do to deserve this?

1219
00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:10,958
- Nothing! That is the point!

1220
00:56:10,958 --> 00:56:12,958
It's not about you.

1221
00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:14,666
Stop blaming yourself.

1222
00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:17,166
The life that you were
sold, it doesn't work.

1223
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:18,208
You're not a failure.

1224
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,416
You're the opposite!

1225
00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:22,125
You survived inside a broken system.

1226
00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:25,750
And the fact that you're
still alive, it's a miracle.

1227
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,166
It's incredible.

1228
00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:28,125
It's not your fault.

1229
00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:29,041
You're not a victim.

1230
00:56:29,041 --> 00:56:30,375
You're a hero!

1231
00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:32,500
- I don't know what to do.

1232
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:33,458
- Okay?

1233
00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:35,500
Okay, I do, I do.

1234
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,041
I do, I do.

1235
00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:39,000
I do!

1236
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:41,583
Come with me.

1237
00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:44,791
- What?

1238
00:56:44,791 --> 00:56:46,208
- Look, you don't like this.

1239
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:48,333
You definitely don't need
it 'cause you don't like it.

1240
00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,875
You say that the house is all you have,

1241
00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:50,708
but you can't even afford it.

1242
00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,125
You don't like your life.

1243
00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:53,250
Olivia, come with me.

1244
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,458
- Mari, I can't just run
away from everything.

1245
00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:57,166
Okay, that's not how it works.

1246
00:56:57,166 --> 00:56:59,541
- I'm literally living proof,

1247
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,000
and good living proof, I
might add, that you can.

1248
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,375
- What if I hate it?

1249
00:57:08,541 --> 00:57:09,583
Where do I pee?

1250
00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:13,166
- There are holes all over the world.

1251
00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:14,000
Really.

1252
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:19,000
No, listen. I would
really love the company.

1253
00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:22,541
There is so much beauty to my life.

1254
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:24,458
Truly, I can do whatever I want.

1255
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,041
I get to travel the world,

1256
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:28,208
I'm constantly expanding my horizons.

1257
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:31,291
But I don't have anybody, you know,

1258
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,833
'cause everyone thinks I'm insane.

1259
00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:37,833
So if you're down, let's go
on some adventures. Together!

1260
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,208
- Uh...

1261
00:57:45,666 --> 00:57:46,916
Yeah, okay.

1262
00:57:48,208 --> 00:57:49,125
- Oh my god!

1263
00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:51,333
You have no idea how happy that makes me.

1264
00:57:54,041 --> 00:57:58,208
- Okay, um, so where do we begin?

1265
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,125
- We gotta get outta the house.

1266
00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:02,958
- You can't break the lease!

1267
00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:05,916
- Lou, I am trapped in a
house that's wrecking my life.

1268
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:08,541
So I'm asking you
politely, how do I get out?

1269
00:58:08,541 --> 00:58:11,416
- Okay, clearly the lease
says in very big letters,

1270
00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:12,791
tenants may vacate early

1271
00:58:12,791 --> 00:58:15,625
if they pay a fee equal
to two months rent.

1272
00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:18,250
- Jesus Christ! So I have
to forfeit my deposit?

1273
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:20,166
- Yes. In addition to the fee.

1274
00:58:20,166 --> 00:58:21,333
- In addition?

1275
00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:23,333
Lou! That's thousands of dollars!

1276
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,333
That's like four months rent.

1277
00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:26,833
I can't pay that!

1278
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:29,916
Okay, so what would happen
if I just, I disappear?

1279
00:58:29,916 --> 00:58:31,250
Poof! She's gone.

1280
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,708
What happens then?

1281
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:35,625
- Then Gilbert and Main
is gonna sue your ass.

1282
00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:36,458
Okay?

1283
00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,166
And they're gonna come for it hard.

1284
00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:39,458
I've seen 'em do it.

1285
00:58:39,458 --> 00:58:43,208
Look. Olive. I like you. I do!

1286
00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:45,458
No, you're pretty, you're smart.

1287
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:47,041
You're fun to look at.

1288
00:58:47,041 --> 00:58:49,583
And I can tell them that,
but they're not gonna care.

1289
00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:52,000
Trust me, I know them.

1290
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,500
They're gonna come for their money

1291
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,458
and then they're gonna put
you on a tenant blacklist.

1292
00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:56,541
- I don't know what that is.

1293
00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:58,875
- It's bad news bears, baby!

1294
00:58:58,875 --> 00:58:59,708
You don't wanna be on it!

1295
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,083
It tells all future landlords

1296
00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:04,041
that you are a risky little biscuit, okay?

1297
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,583
And then they can charge you
whatever they want for rent.

1298
00:59:06,583 --> 00:59:07,958
- Why would you raise rent

1299
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,041
on somebody who's already
struggling to pay rent?

1300
00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:11,250
That's not fucking fair.

1301
00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:12,583
- Don't blame Lou.

1302
00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,291
You signed the contract.

1303
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:15,125
- Alright.

1304
00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:16,166
You know, there's gotta be
an exemption here, right?

1305
00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:17,500
Like because of the break-in?

1306
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,416
- No, because the police report I read

1307
00:59:19,416 --> 00:59:21,791
said that you clearly lost a spare key,

1308
00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:22,958
which makes it your fault.

1309
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,208
- Lou, you told them to write that.

1310
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,166
- There's a third key.

1311
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:27,000
- Where?

1312
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,958
- There's always a third key!

1313
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:28,916
- Show me the proof.

1314
00:59:28,916 --> 00:59:31,250
- There is no proof! Because you lost it.

1315
00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:33,250
So maybe somebody found it.

1316
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:34,083
I don't know.

1317
00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,416
So if you wanna vacate early,

1318
00:59:35,416 --> 00:59:38,916
you owe us four months rent.
Plus the price of the key!

1319
00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:43,041
(gentle music)

1320
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,416
(Olivia screaming)

1321
00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:01,833
(Mari speaking in Spanish)

1322
01:00:12,833 --> 01:00:14,208
- All right. Sure you don't wanna come?

1323
01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:16,250
Last chance to change your mind.

1324
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:17,083
- I can't.

1325
01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:18,958
I don't know how.

1326
01:00:18,958 --> 01:00:19,916
- Oh, it's super simple.

1327
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:23,625
You just get in the van and
then we go have an adventure.

1328
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:28,333
Get in the van! Get in the van!

1329
01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:29,666
- You know I can't.

1330
01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:30,500
- Yes, you can.

1331
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,333
Let's do it.

1332
01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:32,625
- No, Mari. I'm not like you.

1333
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:33,500
I can't just run away.

1334
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,833
You know, I need
everything nice and perfect

1335
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:38,916
so I can come back to it if
I don't like it on the road.

1336
01:00:38,916 --> 01:00:40,791
- But my life is awesome.

1337
01:00:40,791 --> 01:00:42,583
- For you, but you run all the time.

1338
01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:44,333
I mean, your only move is to move.

1339
01:00:44,333 --> 01:00:46,666
And for me, that's irresponsible.

1340
01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:48,666
I wanna fix my life, not escape it.

1341
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:49,500
- All right.

1342
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:51,250
That's just not gonna happen
unless you burn it all down

1343
01:00:51,250 --> 01:00:52,583
and start from scratch.

1344
01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:56,166
- That would be arson.

1345
01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:59,083
- I didn't mean literally burn
down the house. Although...

1346
01:01:00,041 --> 01:01:00,875
- No.

1347
01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:02,000
- It would get you outta the lease.

1348
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,750
- No! That's super illegal.

1349
01:01:03,750 --> 01:01:04,750
- No, we can't get caught.

1350
01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:05,666
That's the trick.

1351
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:07,166
- Nope.

1352
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:08,000
- There's no clear motive.

1353
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:08,875
Do you have renter's insurance?

1354
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,916
- Stop.
- Why?

1355
01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:12,416
This house is bleeding you
dry and no one's helping out.

1356
01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,416
But if it burns down, you
don't have to pay rent.

1357
01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:17,250
And we can run away.

1358
01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:18,583
- We are not gonna do that.

1359
01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:19,958
- It'd be so fun.

1360
01:01:19,958 --> 01:01:20,958
- That's crossing a line.

1361
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,958
I already told you I
don't wanna hurt people.

1362
01:01:22,958 --> 01:01:24,041
- Olivia, it's property damage.

1363
01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:24,875
Who cares?

1364
01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:26,083
- Oh my god! Mari, stop!

1365
01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:29,125
Look, I'm gonna tell you one
time: you are way out of line.

1366
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,666
This is the end of the road.

1367
01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:31,750
I'm sorry that you thought

1368
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:33,250
you had a partner in crime or whatever,

1369
01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:35,375
but I'm clearly not the
person you need me to be

1370
01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:37,458
so would you please just shut the fuck up?

1371
01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:44,166
- I did this.

1372
01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:47,000
- What?

1373
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,208
- Look at this strong-ass lady

1374
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:49,708
saying exactly what she feels.

1375
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:51,458
I did this and I'm impressed!

1376
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,583
Although I completely disagree

1377
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,458
with everything you just said.

1378
01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:55,291
All right.

1379
01:01:55,291 --> 01:01:57,791
I guess I'm just gonna go
live my awesome life alone.

1380
01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,833
- Okay, well, at least keep in touch.

1381
01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,541
- Ciao, guapita. Te quiero!

1382
01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:03,541
(door whirring shut)

1383
01:02:03,541 --> 01:02:06,166
- And that was the last time
I ever saw Mari Navarro.

1384
01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:09,583
- Was there any bad blood when she left?

1385
01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:10,416
- She seemed fine.

1386
01:02:10,416 --> 01:02:12,666
We left on good terms.

1387
01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,458
Look, Mari would never hurt me.

1388
01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:16,083
Unless there's something in her record

1389
01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,833
that I don't know about.

1390
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:19,416
- She was a bad influence.

1391
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,750
- Okay, but that's not illegal.

1392
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:23,125
So what was she arrested for?

1393
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:24,916
- With all due respect, this
is not our focus right now.

1394
01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:27,958
- With all due respect,
that is my focus right now.

1395
01:02:27,958 --> 01:02:29,416
That woman called herself my friend,

1396
01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:31,666
and lived in my house
for like a month, sir.

1397
01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:33,166
I need to know if I'm safe.

1398
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,666
What was she arrested for?

1399
01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:35,708
- You call her your friend.

1400
01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:36,791
That concerns us.

1401
01:02:36,791 --> 01:02:38,250
- What was she arrested for?

1402
01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:39,666
What was she arrested for?

1403
01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:41,500
What was she arrested for?

1404
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,833
- She hopped trains!

1405
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:46,250
She crossed state lines on
federally-regulated property.

1406
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,916
That is a felony.

1407
01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:48,791
- Oh my god.

1408
01:02:48,791 --> 01:02:50,291
- You're laughing and I hate that.

1409
01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:51,125
- Trains?

1410
01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:52,458
- There are laws in this country!

1411
01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:55,666
I enforce those laws! To
protect those train lines!

1412
01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:59,083
To protect us from
ruffians like Mari Navarro!

1413
01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:00,625
- You should put her on a watch list.

1414
01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:01,625
- I took an oath!

1415
01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:02,458
You take an oath?

1416
01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:03,291
No, you didn't take an oath.

1417
01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:05,333
I have to investigate
every lead in this case,

1418
01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:09,458
that you laugh at, this
case! It's my responsibility.

1419
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:10,666
Do you understand?

1420
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:13,541
Then tell me what happened next.

1421
01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:17,208
- I tried to make rent.

1422
01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:20,291
(gentle music)

1423
01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:23,166
Officer Bronson, do you have a second?

1424
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:24,958
- Hey, look who it is! Fancy girl.

1425
01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:26,333
- We need to talk.

1426
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,250
- Haven't we talked enough?

1427
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:28,083
- No!

1428
01:03:28,083 --> 01:03:29,166
I need to make money.

1429
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:30,916
- We can't do this without HR.

1430
01:03:30,916 --> 01:03:32,541
- Please, I need help.

1431
01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:34,750
- I'm trying, but we can't find a lead.

1432
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,166
- I know that you're lying.

1433
01:03:36,166 --> 01:03:37,375
- What do you want?

1434
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:38,291
- A job.

1435
01:03:38,291 --> 01:03:39,375
I'll work off the books.

1436
01:03:39,375 --> 01:03:41,916
I won't ask for benefits
or raises or anything.

1437
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,583
- There's nothing in the budget for that.

1438
01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:44,916
- How hard did you look?

1439
01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:45,750
- As hard as I could.

1440
01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:47,791
But there's no security
cameras near your house.

1441
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:49,458
- I could sue you, you know.

1442
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:50,333
- Come on.

1443
01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:52,583
You know you can't afford
a better lawyer than mine.

1444
01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:54,041
- Why won't anyone help me?

1445
01:03:54,041 --> 01:03:55,416
- It's not my problem.

1446
01:03:55,416 --> 01:03:56,916
- It's not my problem.

1447
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,500
- It's not my problem.

1448
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:05,583
- Well, I'm sure that Officer
Bronson did his very best.

1449
01:04:05,583 --> 01:04:08,708
And you know, we really
only solve 4% of burglars.

1450
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,208
- Those are not good odds.

1451
01:04:12,208 --> 01:04:13,541
- It's better than nothing.

1452
01:04:13,541 --> 01:04:14,791
And I still wanna call in Mari Navarro.

1453
01:04:14,791 --> 01:04:16,875
Do you have any idea
where we can find her?

1454
01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:17,958
- She lives off-grid.

1455
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:21,541
I'd be surprised if any
of us ever saw her again.

1456
01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:25,708
(paper rustling)

1457
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:35,083
(house creaks)

1458
01:04:40,916 --> 01:04:43,666
(ominous music)

1459
01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,958
(fire crackling)

1460
01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:03,416
(paper rustling)
(fire crackling continues)

1461
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:11,875
(paper rustling continues)
(fire crackling continues)

1462
01:05:17,791 --> 01:05:22,791
(paper rustling continues)
(fire crackling continues)

1463
01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:31,791
(paper rustling continues)
(fire crackling continues)

1464
01:05:35,958 --> 01:05:40,958
(paper rustling continues)
(fire crackling continues)

1465
01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:44,750
(gentle music)

1466
01:05:52,708 --> 01:05:55,291
(upbeat music)

1467
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:04,750
(upbeat music continues)

1468
01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:13,708
(upbeat music continues)

1469
01:06:19,916 --> 01:06:23,333
(upbeat music continues)

1470
01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:32,666
(upbeat music continues)

1471
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,666
- Hey! What are you doing here?

1472
01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:44,750
- I wanna burn down the house.

1473
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,041
- Can you repeat that?

1474
01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:47,833
- I said she was my friend.

1475
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,333
Friends don't hurt each other.

1476
01:06:50,708 --> 01:06:51,666
- Are you for real?

1477
01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:54,333
- Yeah.

1478
01:06:54,333 --> 01:06:58,166
I do have a plan. But I need your help.

1479
01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:00,958
- Fuck yes.

1480
01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:06,083
- And around now is when you
first reported the gas leak?

1481
01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:07,333
- Yeah.

1482
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,166
Oh! I have footage.

1483
01:07:10,041 --> 01:07:12,583
(Lou knocking on door)

1484
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:15,166
- Olive. So glad you called.

1485
01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,500
- Thank you so much for coming.

1486
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,833
- Absolutely.

1487
01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:19,458
- I was so scared.

1488
01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,541
- These gas leaks are no joke, baby.

1489
01:07:23,541 --> 01:07:25,666
I would be remiss in my duties
if I didn't come over here

1490
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:28,083
and sniff it out myself.

1491
01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:29,291
So where is it?

1492
01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:30,500
- Over by the stove.

1493
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,041
- Ah. That makes sense.

1494
01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:34,666
Good, good, good, good, good.

1495
01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:38,500
It's only gonna take a minute.

1496
01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:40,750
Just gotta come in here
and sniff out every corner.

1497
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:43,333
(Lou sniffing)

1498
01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:46,333
You know, methane's actually odorless.

1499
01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:47,708
That's what makes it so dangerous.

1500
01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:49,125
And it was actually the gas company

1501
01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:51,541
that came along later and
added the sulfur compound

1502
01:07:51,541 --> 01:07:53,291
to make it smell like rotten eggs.

1503
01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,125
- Oh.

1504
01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:55,541
- I personally like the smell.

1505
01:07:57,583 --> 01:07:58,958
Anyways, that's not
what I'm smelling here.

1506
01:07:58,958 --> 01:08:02,416
I'm smelling, except
for maybe some incense

1507
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:05,458
or... Are you wearing perfume?

1508
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:06,291
- I am!

1509
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:07,666
Yeah, do you like it?

1510
01:08:08,666 --> 01:08:11,833
- I do. I like it a lot.

1511
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:13,166
- Thank you.

1512
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,958
Wait, so you don't think
that there's a problem?

1513
01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:16,541
I just could have sworn that I smelled gas

1514
01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:18,375
when I turned on the oven.

1515
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,750
- That's because it's a gas oven.

1516
01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:21,916
- Right, of course.

1517
01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:23,583
- You're gonna smell gas.

1518
01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,791
Sometimes when you click
these little things here,

1519
01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:27,708
a little gas comes out
before the flame hits it,

1520
01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:29,708
so that could be what
you're smelling again.

1521
01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,208
But I'm...

1522
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:33,166
- Oh, hello.

1523
01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:35,458
- Lou, I'm so sorry.

1524
01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:37,416
I hate to think I made you
come all the way out here

1525
01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:39,166
just for no reason.

1526
01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:40,000
- Well, that's what happens

1527
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,083
when you don't have a man around.

1528
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:44,875
- Is that a service that
Gilbert and Main can provide?

1529
01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,708
(Lou laughing)

1530
01:08:46,708 --> 01:08:49,333
- We could. We could.

1531
01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:51,666
- Lou, while I have you here,

1532
01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:53,625
do you mind just checking
the rest of the house for me?

1533
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:55,125
Just for my own peace of mind?

1534
01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,416
I would be so grateful.

1535
01:08:56,416 --> 01:08:59,500
- Absolutely, whatever you want.

1536
01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,416
- And do you mind if I film it?

1537
01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:04,458
Just so I know where
to look in the future?

1538
01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:06,458
- So all you have to
do is just sniff here.

1539
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:07,541
Sniff over here.

1540
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:12,000
That's literally the only
way to check for gas leaks.

1541
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,166
Did I teach you something new?

1542
01:09:14,166 --> 01:09:15,791
- And this is just a few days ago?

1543
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:18,458
- Yeah. I think it's timestamped.

1544
01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:28,666
- She has footage of you
checking the house for gas leaks?

1545
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:29,750
- There wasn't a problem.

1546
01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:30,583
That was fun.

1547
01:09:32,208 --> 01:09:33,041
I mean it.

1548
01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:37,583
It's a beautiful day.

1549
01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:39,333
More beautiful 'cause of you.

1550
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:43,250
- Thank you, so sorry to
have wasted your time.

1551
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,833
- No, no, no, no, no.

1552
01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:45,833
You can call me anytime.

1553
01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,833
I mean that, really.

1554
01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:50,333
- Actually, you know, you once mentioned

1555
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:52,958
that there were other
ways I could make payments

1556
01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:54,750
if I was a little short on cash.

1557
01:09:54,750 --> 01:09:57,125
I was just wondering if
that was still an option.

1558
01:09:58,333 --> 01:10:00,416
- How about we talk about it over dinner?

1559
01:10:01,958 --> 01:10:02,791
- I'd like that.

1560
01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:05,500
- I like you.

1561
01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:10,083
Toodles.

1562
01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:10,916
- Bye.

1563
01:10:14,791 --> 01:10:16,791
- And were you aware that Gilbert and Main

1564
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:20,333
specifically prohibits romantic
or sexual relationships

1565
01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:22,458
between tenants and employees?

1566
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:24,791
- No! Was that in the lease?

1567
01:10:26,041 --> 01:10:28,625
(upbeat music)

1568
01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:38,291
(upbeat music continues)

1569
01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:47,250
(upbeat music continues)

1570
01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:56,208
(upbeat music continues)

1571
01:11:02,666 --> 01:11:04,833
(upbeat music continues)

1572
01:11:04,833 --> 01:11:06,916
A toast. To the landlords.

1573
01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:09,916
- May they burn in hell.

1574
01:11:09,916 --> 01:11:11,583
- And on earth.

1575
01:11:11,583 --> 01:11:14,166
(upbeat music)

1576
01:11:20,125 --> 01:11:23,541
(upbeat music continues)

1577
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:31,458
(Lou knocking on door)

1578
01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:32,625
- Damn, girl.

1579
01:11:33,583 --> 01:11:35,000
- Let's have some fun.

1580
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:39,166
- So my notes say that you
left the house at 8:00 PM.

1581
01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:40,875
Did you smell gas heading out?

1582
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:41,708
- Of course.

1583
01:11:50,041 --> 01:11:52,708
(door rattling)

1584
01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:59,791
- And you didn't tell
your property manager?

1585
01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:02,166
- No. I didn't wanna sound like an idiot.

1586
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,208
- This doesn't look good for you.

1587
01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:06,791
- Oh, what are you, 'Murder She Wrote'?

1588
01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:08,833
Welcome to Chateau Lou!

1589
01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:11,250
Please make yourself at home.

1590
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,166
Do you mind taking your shoes off?

1591
01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:19,208
- No, thank you.

1592
01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:20,041
- Okay.

1593
01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:23,958
Hope you're not lactose intolerant.

1594
01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:29,083
Had the girl fixed up
a little charcuterie.

1595
01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:32,541
Ooh, prosciutto.

1596
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:38,125
(dishes clattering)

1597
01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:41,500
- Lights, dim.

1598
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:44,833
Light dim.

1599
01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:49,375
Dim the lights.

1600
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,708
Kitchen light dim.

1601
01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:54,916
A little mood lighting.

1602
01:12:58,250 --> 01:12:59,916
Hope you like really good wine.

1603
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:04,958
So what should we toast to?

1604
01:13:06,791 --> 01:13:10,000
- To the landlords. For
bringing us together.

1605
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,333
- To Gilbert and Main.

1606
01:13:11,333 --> 01:13:14,000
(glasses clink)

1607
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:18,875
You're not supposed to, okay.

1608
01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:21,458
(upbeat music)

1609
01:13:28,291 --> 01:13:31,041
(dramatic music)

1610
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:37,583
(upbeat music)

1611
01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:41,875
Do you like my place?

1612
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,000
- It's expensive.

1613
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,166
- Yeah, I own it.

1614
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:47,125
I own the one across the street too.

1615
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,375
You wanna see it?

1616
01:13:49,375 --> 01:13:51,666
- Honestly, I'm good.

1617
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:53,500
Like, I don't care about any of this.

1618
01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:56,541
Your house, your paycheck,
your stupid cheese.

1619
01:13:56,541 --> 01:13:58,083
Like none of this matters.

1620
01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:01,541
- Okay, I thought you
liked expensive things.

1621
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:02,416
My bad.

1622
01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:05,625
- I mean, I used to. But things change.

1623
01:14:05,625 --> 01:14:08,458
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1624
01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:14,875
- I like stuff.

1625
01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:18,041
I have a lot of stuff.

1626
01:14:18,041 --> 01:14:19,500
- Good for you.

1627
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:22,541
But what did you do to deserve two houses

1628
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:24,500
when some people can't afford one?

1629
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,250
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1630
01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:29,708
- Property is natural.

1631
01:14:29,708 --> 01:14:31,500
Even bears have territory.

1632
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:34,083
- Yeah, but a bear fights for it.

1633
01:14:34,083 --> 01:14:35,625
What was your fight?

1634
01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:38,625
Did you kick and claw and bite and scream?

1635
01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:41,791
Or did you get a loan
straight from your parents?

1636
01:14:41,791 --> 01:14:43,041
Did daddy help you out?

1637
01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:44,791
(car alarm blaring)

1638
01:14:44,791 --> 01:14:48,125
I think we all deserve the
chance to make a good life.

1639
01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,583
And that just isn't happening.

1640
01:14:49,583 --> 01:14:52,333
(dramatic music)

1641
01:14:55,041 --> 01:14:56,958
But I wanna fight until it's true.

1642
01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:59,708
(dramatic music)

1643
01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,291
- You're not fun.

1644
01:15:11,291 --> 01:15:14,458
- That's too bad. 'Cause
I'm having a fucking blast.

1645
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:19,208
(dramatic music)

1646
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:29,541
(dramatic music continues)

1647
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,583
(dramatic music continues)

1648
01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:46,000
- So you leave your property
manager's house at 10?

1649
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,666
- Yeah.

1650
01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:50,125
I wouldn't call the date
smooth or successful,

1651
01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:52,541
but my car is broken so Lou drove me home.

1652
01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:54,791
- To the gas leak.

1653
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,833
- It was already burning when I arrived.

1654
01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:02,833
(dramatic music)
(sirens wailing)

1655
01:16:05,541 --> 01:16:09,708
I spent so much time working
for the stuff in that house.

1656
01:16:09,708 --> 01:16:13,041
That stuff could have paid my
rent. And to watch it burn?

1657
01:16:16,583 --> 01:16:18,083
Do you have any idea what it's like

1658
01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:21,166
to realize your entire life
has amounted to nothing?

1659
01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:25,958
It's the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.

1660
01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:29,625
And bad things happen all the time.

1661
01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:32,208
(upbeat music)

1662
01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:37,708
(dramatic music)

1663
01:16:43,791 --> 01:16:47,458
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1664
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,708
- She's playing you.

1665
01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:55,625
- Is she?

1666
01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:58,875
Because we had reports of
property damage all over town

1667
01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:01,458
and it seems to me like a bunch of vandals

1668
01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:02,958
let loose a stray firecracker,

1669
01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:05,750
which burned down the house of
a negligent property manager

1670
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:09,083
who ignored a gas leak to
sleep with one of his tenants.

1671
01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:12,208
I don't think the insurance
company's gonna like that.

1672
01:17:12,208 --> 01:17:14,833
You'd be better off dropping the charges.

1673
01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:17,625
- What if Gilbert and Main
ups their annual donation?

1674
01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:19,083
Will that help?

1675
01:17:19,083 --> 01:17:22,000
- Sorry Lou, but I feel for this girl.

1676
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,791
You ever been broken into?

1677
01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,041
It fucking sucks.

1678
01:17:32,166 --> 01:17:35,083
(Olivia sniffling)

1679
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:48,708
- Well, lookie here. My favorite tenant.

1680
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:53,708
- Lou! What are you doing here?

1681
01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:57,541
- I have a surprise.

1682
01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:03,791
Open it.

1683
01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:08,250
(envelope rustling)

1684
01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:12,583
It is your security
deposit. Two months rent.

1685
01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:17,000
We are legally required
to refund a deposit

1686
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:20,041
if the tenant doesn't damage the house.

1687
01:18:20,041 --> 01:18:23,333
And given that there is
no house, that is yours.

1688
01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:25,750
- Huh.

1689
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:26,583
- 'Huh' is right.

1690
01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:29,166
It worked out for you, didn't it?

1691
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,708
And your ex! Half of that is his.

1692
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,791
- Oh, believe me.

1693
01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:35,875
He'll get every cent that he's owed.

1694
01:18:39,250 --> 01:18:43,166
- Listen, I hope you won't
tell Gilbert and Main

1695
01:18:43,166 --> 01:18:44,666
about our little get-together.

1696
01:18:46,125 --> 01:18:49,208
- No. I wouldn't want
you to lose your job.

1697
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:52,666
I'll remember this.

1698
01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:55,625
- Hey, Olivia.

1699
01:18:57,875 --> 01:18:59,666
Are you happy the house burned down?

1700
01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:05,500
- No. But it's the only thing
that solved my problems.

1701
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:09,875
So if you don't like it,
find a better solution.

1702
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:12,791
(low upbeat music)

1703
01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:26,041
(lively upbeat music)

1704
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1705
01:19:40,458 --> 01:19:45,291
(lively upbeat music continues)

1706
01:19:45,291 --> 01:19:46,458
- Are we good?

1707
01:19:47,708 --> 01:19:50,041
- Yeah, we're good.

1708
01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:54,458
(lively upbeat music)

1709
01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:04,625
(lively upbeat music continues)

1710
01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:13,916
(lively upbeat music continues)

1711
01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:22,958
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1712
01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:31,833
(lively upbeat music continues)

1713
01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:40,750
(lively upbeat music continues)

1714
01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:49,875
(lively upbeat music continues)

1715
01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:58,875
(lively upbeat music continues)

1716
01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:07,833
(lively upbeat music continues)

1717
01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:16,833
(lively upbeat music continues)

1718
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(lively upbeat music continues)

1719
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1720
01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:44,833
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1721
01:21:50,541 --> 01:21:52,791
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