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[Sounds of the city]

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Official YIFY movies site:
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[Tyres skidding to a halt]

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[Sounds of the city from inside the taxi]

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[Taxi Driver] So you're a guitar player than mate?

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Yeah.
[Taxi Driver] Professional?

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I'd like to think so.

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Though, I'm not exactly the next Jack White
the way it's going.

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[Taxi Driver] I used to play.

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Oh yeah.

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[Taxi Driver] Yeah. Punk band.
We were called the 'Silly Sods'.

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Bloody terrible, but the best time of my life.

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You never tried to go professional?

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[Taxi Driver] Nah. Too much integrity.
I didn't want any of that crap.

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Became a Cabbie instead.
Figure I changed the world one day at a time.

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[Taxi Driver] What kind of music do you play?

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I play a bit of rock, a bit of pop, some folk...

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A bit of everything.

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I tend to do covers at the moment.
You know what the punters want.

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Some god awful shit.

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TAXI DRIVER: I'm still a massive punk fan me.

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It's not the most technical, and it can be just noise,
but it's got guts to it!

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Did you ever like Bowie?

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[Taxi Driver] Bowie mate, that fella was one of a kind.

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I don't care what all those musicologists out there say.

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He was everything musical put into a human. Such a legend.

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You know he lived near me in Brixton when I was a kid.

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Never saw or knew him, but makes right pride that.

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Cheesy to say 'Modern Love' is my favourite track.

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Everybody goes on about that and this song, but...

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'Modern Love' man, it's a flawless song to me.

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[Taxi Driver] Gets me to the church on time.

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Exactly.

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Did you ever see the film 'Mauvais Sang'?

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[Taxi Driver] Never heard of it.
Let me guess, it's French.

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Yeah. Yeah it's a great film. It was by Leos Carax.

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He made that film with Kylie Minogue in it.

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[Taxi Driver] Can't say I've seen it mate.
It's not a musical is it? I bloody hate that stuff.

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People getting up and singing like nitwits.
I don't know about you, but I've never seen people do that.

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What's it about?

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Well... Basically it's about society,
youth, injustice, love.

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Anyway, one of the things I love about 'Mauvais Sang'
is there's this scene where...

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Denis Lavant hears a song dedicated to him on the radio.

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And he runs along this street.

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And the track playing is 'Modern Love'.

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[Taxi Driver] Ahhh. You're favourite track.
Sounds like a nice little film.

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I wouldn't use 'nice', but it's good.

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The thing I like about it is the way it shows you love.

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It shows it at it's most simple, and happy.

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Like do a cart wheel because you are in love.

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TAXI DRIVER: I will have to check it out.

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[Taxi Driver] You got a girlfriend, or a... boyfriend?

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I have a girl who doesn't see me as anything
other than a guy she's mates with.

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[Taxi Driver] Hmmm. Been there.

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Always fun when you are basicly furniture
to a girl and blend in.

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Yeah. I figure I'm taking the long route.
I'll tell her in 5 years when it's too late.

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[Taxi Driver] You know mate, no offence,
sounding like some silly fucker driving a cab...

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...sees kids like you all the time all over London.

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Looking like you have been slapped
by a dead fish twice around your mouth.

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You really have to see things as they are
when it comes to love.

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Love is a massive, wonderful, painful, silly, frantic,
tragic, crazy mad and above all beautiful thing.

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You only moan about when you don't have it,
never when you do.

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I get what you mean. I think.

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Or as my wife says, "The one you love is the one that annoys
you least and you can stand".

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I love my Brenda.

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Well...

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I thought about trying to write a song.
Try and tell her.

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Sounds lame.

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Writing a song for your girl, mate, that's awesome.

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I've never done it myself, but if someone was
write a song about me, I would be well into them.

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TAXI DRIVER: I wish someone would
write me a song.

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That's...

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15 quid mate.

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No extra for the words of wisdom?

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No. That's free.

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Words of wisdom from Derek your Cabbie
comes with a badge.

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But...

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All out of badges.

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Reckon I should tell that girl I like her?

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Of course.

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But eh... maybe not with cartwheels.

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Just words.

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[Taxi door opens]

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[Taxi's motor is running]

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[Door slams shut]

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[Taxi drives away]

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[Opening credit music begins]

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[The music has a driving beat]

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[That contemplates the speeding images]

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[A horn starts playing on top of the music]

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[The music repeats]

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[A guitar chord ends the music]

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L'endroit est parfait, j'ai juste
besoin de trouver un boulot
maintenant;

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c'est pas une bonne
idée de compter sur lui.

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Il est genial, il l'est, vraiment.

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So, what'd she say about me?

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That would be too easy.

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And we never learn with easy?

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Pour maintainent, je dois me l'douche.

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[Piano music]

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[French Tutor] Je fais du jogging.

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[French Tutor] Je vais au travail en train

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[Music is replaced by the sound of the train]

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Je t'adore trop.

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Merci Olivier, tu es
vraiment un ange.

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C'est rassurant de trouver quelqu'un d'autre
qui parle francais au boulot.

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[Phone hits the table. Cutlery touches the plate]

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Who's Olivier?

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Um.

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[Dark music gently plays]

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He's a guy at work.

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Really helps when I don't understand
certain things at work.

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Well...

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Don't rely upon him you know,
your English won't get better.

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What?

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Like your French, you mean?

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[Strong piano chords]

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Touche.

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[The darker music turns lighter]

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Ca commence a etre la routine.

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On se reveille, on va bosser,
on revient a la maison, on dine.

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Ton baise et apres dormir.

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J'ai baison.

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II est juste un bon ami.

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Bon, je dois y aller ciao.

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J'ai un frere et deux soeurs.

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[Music ends]

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[Tapping on computer keys]

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[Footsteps go into the bedroom]

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You look nice.

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I'm late. What's up?

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[Mobile phone rings]

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Have fun.

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[Dark music]

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Stop it John.

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[Bang]

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[Sad music replaces the dark music]

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[Music fades out]

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Hi, this is John from Music Media Minefield.

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And today, rather talking to you about
the usual subject of music,

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I am going to talk to you about online dating.

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Yes, that's right.

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I've decided to put myself on the market
and get into online dating.

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It's been a while since I've had a relationship.

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The last relationship I had lasted for about 4 years.

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So it was a long term relationship.

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And umm... obivously I've been single for a while now.

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So thought I would put myself out there
and I would share it with you to see how I get on.

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I've set up a few rules for this.

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First of all, I'm going to be completely honest
about everything.

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So I'm going to be honest about what I do for a living.

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I'm only going to use photographs of me
that were taken within the last 6 months.

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So a true depiction of who I am
and what I look like.

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And I'm not going to be using any silly,
or sexualised usernames.

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You know like BigOne47 or anything like that.

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So I'm going to go by the name John,
but to make it a username...

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We all know that I'm a big James Bond fan,
as most guys are, so I'm going to be John007.

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The site that I'm actually using for this
is a site called "London Dating".

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My good friend Paul used this a few years ago,
and found the relationship that he's currently in.

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And very happy in.

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So I know he had some success with that,
so I thought I would give it a whirl.

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Here it is.

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Ok. So there's my profile page that I have set up.

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It's got a little bit of information about myself.

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As I said all of it correct.

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A few photos. Obivously the main photo here.

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Me in a pair of shorts stood on a mountain, because
you know it's rude not to use a photo like that, obivously.

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But as I said, I think it truly looks like I do.

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So I'm going to give it a whirl and see whose out there.

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And I will keep you updated as to my progress.

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[Click]

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[Computer waking up]

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[Upbeat, computer sounding music]

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[An oboe and flute starts playing]

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[The music has a computer sound to it]

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[The music is whimscal and light]

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[Sexy music]

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[Going to sleep music]

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[Music slowly fades out]

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[Music stops]

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[Intriguing music]

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[A note is played on each cut]

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[Suspense music]

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[Music stops]

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[Apprehenisve music]

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[A flute plays giving the music hope]

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[The music turns a little sad]

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[Hope returns]

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[Joyful music]

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[Click, music stops]

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Hey there. It's John again.

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Ok, I'm coming back to you on the dating mission.

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I have here on my tablet the London Dating app.

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And, err...

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The way it works is I got my information in there.

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And I can simply... it's like online shopping almost.

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I swipe right if I see a lady that I like.
And left if I'm not interested.

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And it's as simple as that really.

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I had to put in a few things.

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First of all I had to put in an age range.

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So I've set an age range of girls no more than
7 years younger than me up to my current age.

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So you simply go through it and swipe right.

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Oh yes. Absolutely.

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Right if you like what you see.

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And, oh yeah no, left if you don't.

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No thank you.

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Because your not speaking to any of these people,
and there's no sort of emotions or anything involved.

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It is as brutal as that really.

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You can just be as blunt and
shallow as you want to be about it.

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And it's purely based on whether you
like the look of them from their photos.

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If you want to see more photos...

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On mine I got half a dozen photos, also, of myself.

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You can look and find more pictures,
and more information about them as well.

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Sort of what they do for a living, etc.

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The other thing I have set on here is a

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"I'm looking for ladies within in a 5 mile
radius of where I'm currently am".

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So umm...

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So, and there is a lot of choice here, like wow, okay.

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Yes.

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Oh definitely.

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Yep.

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No.

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No.

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Ahh. That's so weird.

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What is this thing where girls do a moustache
and do this?

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What is that all about? I don't quite get that.

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Kinda puts me off a bit, really, but...

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I suppose it's no different than the equivalant
of me stood in my shorts on a mountain top.

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But hey.

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So, emm, yes. I'm just going to carry on
flicking through these.

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As I said it's right if I like, left if I don't.

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If I get a match, it lets me know,
and I can start a conversation.

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So, umm....

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But there is... there's quite
a bit to choose from here, so...

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I'm just going to get on with this,
and let you know how I get on.

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Yes.

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Oh yes.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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[Sound of traffic]

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00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:22,279
[Bottles being moved around]

245
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:25,920
So what do you think?

246
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:26,960
Eh?

247
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,599
Boozer! What'd you think?

248
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:29,880
It's alright.

249
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,920
Alright? It could do with a lick of paint,

250
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,160
but you wait until I give it some new fixtures and fittings.

251
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,200
Getting new curtains, new carpet, a pool table.

252
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,160
Definitely getting a pool table.

253
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,400
But the whole thing's mine.

254
00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:45,839
I can't believe you put all your money into it.

255
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,400
This place has got a lot of potential.

256
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,119
Anyway, beats working at that bloody supermarket.

257
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,839
How is the old dump?

258
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:54,960
Same as usual.

259
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,119
Sue still giving everybody hell is she?

260
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:57,720
No.

261
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:58,920
Not at all.

262
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,079
What?

263
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,640
She only got herself fired.

264
00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:04,240
You're kidding me.

265
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,079
Nope. Saw it with my own two eyes.

266
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,119
What did they sack her for?

267
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:09,640
They caught her with her fingers in the till.

268
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,440
Stealing?

269
00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,759
According to Steve, she's been doing it for ages.

270
00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:16,319
They even escorted her out of the building with security.

271
00:21:16,599 --> 00:21:18,599
Christ! I wish I've been there to see that.

272
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,279
It was great!

273
00:21:19,599 --> 00:21:20,480
[Chuckles]

274
00:21:20,839 --> 00:21:22,160
She was crying and everything.

275
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,359
Made me feel sorry for her.

276
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:26,400
Just a little bit.

277
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,559
Well, I guess Karma really does jump up
and bite you on the arse.

278
00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:32,279
Here.

279
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:33,799
Cheers.

280
00:21:40,519 --> 00:21:41,720
Expecting an important call are you?

281
00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:42,200
No.

282
00:21:43,799 --> 00:21:46,279
You've been staring at that bloody thing
the whole time I was at the bar.

283
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:49,680
I'm waiting for a phone call from Angela.

284
00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:50,720
Angela?

285
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:52,799
Whose she, like you're girlfriend?

286
00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:53,440
That's right.

287
00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:55,559
Split up have you?

288
00:21:55,559 --> 00:21:56,519
No. Nothing like that.

289
00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:57,559
What then?

290
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:58,960
We had an argument

291
00:21:59,240 --> 00:21:59,880
Oh aye.

292
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,759
I went round to her house last night.

293
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,160
She cooked me dinner. Spagbowl, my favouite.

294
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,799
Then we watched Love Actually, not my favourite.

295
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,240
Then we went upstairs and did you know.

296
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,119
So what's the problem?

297
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,319
She told me she loved me.

298
00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:15,480
And?

299
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,359
And nothing.

300
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,119
Nothing?
- I didn't say anything.

301
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,920
She got mad and kicked me out.

302
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,920
Jason, here's a piece of advice mate.

303
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,839
If a girl says she loves you,
you tell her you love her back.

304
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,039
But it didn't feel right.

305
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,839
Didn't feel right!

306
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,319
How long have you been together?

307
00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:31,279
6 months.

308
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,359
So it's serious then!

309
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:33,160
Yeah, of course we are.

310
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,319
So what's the problem?

311
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,640
She took me by surprise. I had plans.

312
00:22:36,759 --> 00:22:37,279
Plans.

313
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,200
I was going to take Angela up the Effiel Tower

314
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,079
Oi! Kinky!

315
00:22:40,079 --> 00:22:40,640
Fuck off!

316
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,640
I mean the Effiel Tower in Paris.

317
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,880
I was going to tell her on top of the
Effiel Tower on Valentine's Day.

318
00:22:47,079 --> 00:22:48,400
You sure you don't like Love Actually.

319
00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:49,480
Fuck off!

320
00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:52,720
Can't a man be romantic?

321
00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:53,559
Course he can.

322
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:55,200
But why wait?

323
00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:57,559
It's something I wanted to do for a long time

324
00:22:57,559 --> 00:23:00,200
and when Angela came along I wanted to do it with her.

325
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,279
Listen mate.
Save all that shit for the marriage proposal.

326
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,799
All she needs to know right now that you love her.

327
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,559
Do you love her?

328
00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:09,240
Course I do.

329
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,000
Then tell her.

330
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,480
It don't have to be fancy, just let her know.

331
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,319
I still like the idea of Paris.

332
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,039
I could book it tomorrow...
- Forget about bloody Paris!

333
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,279
Ring her!

334
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,400
Let her know!

335
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:22,279
Why?

336
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,000
[Exhales]

337
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,599
You never met Julia, did you?

338
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,119
Julia?

339
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,160
[Thomas] Why would you, it was years ago!

340
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,240
She's the love of my life.

341
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,000
Always remember how her face
would light up everytime she smiled.

342
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,680
I had plans... like you!

343
00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:44,400
I wanted to make a grand gesture.

344
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,519
I wanted to do it in a fancy restaurant.

345
00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:52,319
Saved up all my wages and booked a table at The Ivy.

346
00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,400
I wanted to do all right, you know, with the champagne

347
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,640
and the chocolates and the flowers and the whole thing.

348
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,319
I'd wait until the moment was right
and I would tell her I loved her,

349
00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:03,759
and she would be mine forever.

350
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:06,119
Sounds great, man.

351
00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:07,160
What happened?

352
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:11,240
You know I sat in that restaurant all night
and she never turned up.

353
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:11,839
Bitch!

354
00:24:15,599 --> 00:24:17,640
I found out later that she'd been run down by a taxi.

355
00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:19,920
[Thomas] Killed!

356
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:20,920
Oh.

357
00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:25,880
So sorry.

358
00:24:27,559 --> 00:24:29,920
One minute she was on her way to the restaurant
and the next...

359
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:33,640
Funny really.

360
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,400
She was always very careful about crossing the road.
It was one of her things.

361
00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:41,000
"Wait for the green man, Tom!"

362
00:24:45,839 --> 00:24:47,920
Her mum phoned me the next day to give me the bad news.

363
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,640
And you know what the worse thing was?

364
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,359
What?

365
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,279
I hated her.

366
00:25:00,079 --> 00:25:04,000
I'd gone through all that trouble with the restaurant
and the flowers and the chocolates and...

367
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,640
And I hated her.

368
00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:12,400
She was in the hospital dying.

369
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,799
Never did tell her I loved her.

370
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,440
I could of done.

371
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:26,119
All those times we were together I could of said it
and I never.

372
00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:30,039
[Hopeful music]

373
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:32,200
Now I never will.

374
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,799
[Jason] Hi Angela!

375
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,240
I'm sorry about last night.

376
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,960
[Music fades out]

377
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:10,799
Hi, this is John. Ok, I coming to you
with a bit of an update.

378
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:17,640
Little bit of progress, in fact, because
I've been texting a young lady online.

379
00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:22,920
And, err, we... This is going to be my first date.
My first date since I started this.

380
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:28,720
So... I'm quite excited, but, err, as you can
also imagine a little bit nervous as well.

381
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,559
Because it's the first time I've ever done this.

382
00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:33,559
But, umm, will see how it goes.

383
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,920
I've tried to smarten up my act a little bit.

384
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,359
You know, just to try to make a good first impression here.

385
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:44,079
She has actually invited me to her apartment for this.

386
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,240
In fact, I think I'm approching that now. So...

387
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,480
I will sign off here, and I will report back
and let you know how I get on.

388
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,279
Err...

389
00:26:57,519 --> 00:26:58,119
Well.

390
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:00,279
That was really weird!

391
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,000
I feel rather disturbed, so...

392
00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:10,799
I felt like I needed to talk to someone about this,
so I thought I'd make a recording for you guys.

393
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,920
So that didn't really go the way I wanted.

394
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:14,960
Umm.

395
00:27:16,759 --> 00:27:21,079
When I last left you I was about to go into
the nice London apartment...

396
00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:23,960
...of the young lady I was due to meet.

397
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,880
And I get there, ring on the bell...

398
00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:30,519
...and this guy answers.

399
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:32,640
Ok!

400
00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:34,880
Didn't say who he was or anything.

401
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,160
Umm...

402
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,119
And I asked if she was there and he said,
"yeah yeah come on in".

403
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,400
Kind of an odd chap.

404
00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:46,240
He was wearing like a track suit and stuff.

405
00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:47,920
And err...

406
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,440
We sat there.

407
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,400
And we just sorta waited and waited and...

408
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,839
You know he said, "Oh she's just getting ready.
Don't worry about it".

409
00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:58,559
Umm...

410
00:27:59,799 --> 00:28:02,799
He didn't offer me a drink or anything like that, but...

411
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,319
...he did roll a joint. And asked me if I wanted one.

412
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,960
I said no thank you. That's not really my bag, thanks.

413
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:12,759
But he went ahead and smoked his anyway.

414
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:13,960
Umm...

415
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,640
And I just got a really, really weird vibe.

416
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:21,160
And really uncomfortable vibe.

417
00:28:21,799 --> 00:28:23,200
And this just went on. I mean we...

418
00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:26,759
...we just chit-chated a bit of small talk. Nothing err...

419
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,759
...nothing really revealing about anything.

420
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:31,079
And err...

421
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,160
So basically, I'd just...

422
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,799
I'd just ended up making my excuses
and getting the hell out of there.

423
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,480
Because that felt really weird.

424
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,240
So, I just wanted to get it off my chest really.

425
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,480
Umm...

426
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,519
Yeah, I don't know.

427
00:28:47,319 --> 00:28:48,240
Pretty disappointed.

428
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:54,039
I mean, I almost feel like it was some sort of scam
and there wasn't a girl there at all.

429
00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:56,920
But I don't know. I don't know what was going on, but...

430
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:02,039
...a bit disappointing as it was my first date,
as it were with this.

431
00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:03,240
Umm...

432
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:05,759
Not the way I wanted, so.

433
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:06,880
Huh.

434
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,400
I feel a bit disturbed, so I thought
I would share it with you.

435
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:11,559
Anyway.

436
00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:14,519
That was fucking really weird!

437
00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:21,519
[A clock quietly ticks]

438
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
[Running water. A bowl being washed]

439
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,240
[The tap is turned off]

440
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,720
[Footsteps]

441
00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:23,359
[The bowl is placed into the sink]

442
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:44,039
[The spoon is dropped into the sink]

443
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,880
[A kettle starts to boil]

444
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,160
[The boiling gets louder]

445
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
[The boiling stops. Water is poured out]

446
00:31:21,319 --> 00:31:22,880
[Footsteps]

447
00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,119
[The clock continues to tick]

448
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,480
[The ticking gets louder]

449
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,160
[The ticking stops]

450
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,359
I want a divorce.

451
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:12,559
Ok.

452
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:37,960
Hello. Me again.

453
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,039
So I thought I would give you another update.

454
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,640
Following the disastrous date last week.

455
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,640
Moved on from that.
Put that behind me.

456
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,720
And I jumped straight back in.
I got back on the bike as they say.

457
00:32:53,079 --> 00:32:57,960
And I've been using the app and
been chatting with some other ladies.

458
00:32:58,559 --> 00:32:59,119
On here.

459
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,319
There's one, there's one girl I really like the look of.

460
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,799
And I've been...

461
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:06,119
...messaging backwards and forth.

462
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,839
And I'm really keen to meet.

463
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:13,359
And hopefully we will be meeting some time
in the next few days.

464
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:15,799
So I'm looking forward to that, but!

465
00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:19,279
I've also been contacted, and...

466
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,480
Umm...

467
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,200
I'm in sorta two minds as to whether
I should respond or not.

468
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,200
Because I already got this date set up.

469
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,279
I don't know.

470
00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:30,920
I don't know. Many of you may be screaming
at the screen now saying,

471
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,039
"well go out with both of them! Try both!".

472
00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:36,079
But I don't know whether it's the way
I was brought up, or what,

473
00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:42,680
but the gentlemanly side of me feels like
as I already got a date almost set with no.1 girl.

474
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,839
Which is the one that I chose!

475
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:46,640
That I should go on that,

476
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:52,640
and I still don't know whether I should make
contact with the girl that got in touch with me.

477
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:58,440
So while I spend time deciding that,
I will obviously give you an update in due course.

478
00:33:59,599 --> 00:34:05,680
[Music fades in]

479
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,159
[The music is sad]

480
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,119
[Music fades out]

481
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,920
So explain this.

482
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,360
What we have here...
- Ahem.

483
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,079
The total sum of all these resources here.

484
00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:07,400
And the filters end at the bottom.
- Right

485
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:12,079
And what we have here will show the amount
we have to put up at the top.

486
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,400
[Laughther]

487
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,400
What about this one was to come back over here then?

488
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:22,719
Yep. We can do that...
[The laughter continues]

489
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,800
Do you not realise how important this dealine is?

490
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,679
We've been working on this project for months!

491
00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:34,800
I'm sorry. I have just received the good news.

492
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,440
I'm pregnant. I'm 3 weeks pregnant.

493
00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:39,480
You know I just wanted to share the good news.

494
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:44,239
Ok. I understand that it's very exciting time for you.

495
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,239
But this is a place of work. It's not a cafe!

496
00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:50,880
So, congratulations that you are pregnant

497
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,880
But please keep it down while you're working!

498
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,280
We can't have that attitude in the office!
Do you understand?

499
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,880
I am under huge stress.

500
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,360
I'm, I'm sorry.

501
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,599
I'm sorry that we made too much noise,

502
00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:08,800
but I just wanted to express the good news.

503
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,000
Well, you can express the good news on your lunch hour.

504
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,000
I don't want any more laughter in the office.

505
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,079
We have to work, and we have to concentrate.

506
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:17,760
You understand?

507
00:36:18,039 --> 00:36:18,679
Yes.

508
00:36:18,679 --> 00:36:19,440
Fine.

509
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,360
[Sound of a rowing machine]

510
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,840
[Music in the background]

511
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:01,559
[Hopeful music starts]

512
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000
[Music sounding like it's underwater]

513
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,400
[Apprehensive music]

514
00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:45,199
[Sounds of the city]

515
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,840
[Ring. Ring]

516
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:55,840
Hello, Harmony Clinic. How can I help you?

517
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,599
I would like to make an appointment please?

518
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,519
The earliest appointment is Tuesday.

519
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,480
[Cathy] That's fine.

520
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,519
[Doorbell]

521
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:08,719
[Cathy] Tuesday's fine!

522
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,679
[Doctor] Ok. So we have discussed your options,

523
00:38:11,679 --> 00:38:13,519
and you have decided to go ahead with the abortion.

524
00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:16,800
We're going to use what's know
as the Mifepristone treatment.

525
00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:17,840
This is 2 tablets.

526
00:38:18,639 --> 00:38:21,239
This pill here gives you the miscarriage.

527
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,960
[Sounds of being underwater]

528
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,519
And this pill flushes your system.

529
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,159
[Doctor] Ok?

530
00:38:42,159 --> 00:38:43,199
Ok.

531
00:38:43,199 --> 00:38:46,199
[Sounds of being underwater]

532
00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:50,679
[Sad music]

533
00:38:56,519 --> 00:38:57,679
Have a look through this tonight.

534
00:38:57,679 --> 00:39:02,079
And tomorrow morning, as I said, we will get
togther go through the final arrangements.

535
00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:03,000
Sort it out.

536
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:03,840
Yeah, alright.

537
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,840
Alright. Good night. Thank you.

538
00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:07,639
[The sad music continutes]

539
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:11,800
[Sounds of people in the market]

540
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:18,559
[A draw is opened]

541
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:25,079
[The sad music continues]

542
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,480
[Sounds of the market place]

543
00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:43,599
[The office workers talk quietly]

544
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,840
[Birds chirp, traffic flows by]

545
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,840
[Talking quietly]

546
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,320
[The sad music continues]

547
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,199
[Cathy] I'm not coming in today.
I'm not feeling well.

548
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,960
[Music ends]

549
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,239
I haven't seen you like this forever.

550
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,440
Baby, what is it?

551
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Oh mum.

552
00:41:12,079 --> 00:41:14,199
Mum, I did something really bad.

553
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,360
What've you done?

554
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:22,400
Oh mum.
- Come, come on.

555
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,480
Just take a big breathe.

556
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:26,719
[Breathes in]

557
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:31,440
You're alright are you? You're not ill?

558
00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:34,559
Come on. You're frightening me now.

559
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,320
Right, mum...

560
00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:39,639
Mum, I had...

561
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,360
I had... I got rid of a baby, mum.

562
00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:47,679
Oh mum. Don't look at me like that.

563
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:49,920
It's alright. It's fine. It's alright.

564
00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:53,679
Oh mum.

565
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,480
[Sobs]

566
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,519
Alright, alright.

567
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,039
[Sobs]

568
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,599
Shhhhhh.

569
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:06,480
[Sobs loudly]

570
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:09,360
Alright baby.

571
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,199
How far gone were you?

572
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,960
7 weeks.

573
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:21,840
Ok.

574
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,639
Whose the dad?

575
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,960
Nobody mum. Just nobody.

576
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,199
What like... like a one night stand?

577
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:43,559
Yeah.

578
00:42:46,519 --> 00:42:48,079
I just feel disgusting.

579
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:51,960
I feel utterly disgusting.

580
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,599
You're not.

581
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,920
It's the last thing you are.

582
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,079
You're being a responsible adult.

583
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,360
Oh mum I missed you.

584
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,320
I miss you too poppet.

585
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,800
Been so busy. I'm always so busy.

586
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,199
Well...

587
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,639
Maybe it's time for a change, huh?

588
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,440
You've got your life set up. You got career set up.

589
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,079
Maybe.

590
00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:32,000
I just feel sick.

591
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,079
[Mum] Well you're hormones are everywhere
at the minute, aren't they?

592
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,320
I feel empty inside, as well.
It's such a strange feeling.

593
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,639
Can't believe I just did that!

594
00:43:45,639 --> 00:43:49,639
Didn't even talk to you about it.
I just went ahead and like, did it!

595
00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:52,840
Just like I always do!

596
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:56,800
Oh mum!

597
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,639
Well it's worked for you in the past honey, hasn't it?

598
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:08,719
Going your own way.

599
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:18,119
I just feel like a terrible person.

600
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:21,119
No. You're not a terrible person.

601
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:26,159
You've had to make a very very difficult decision.

602
00:44:28,119 --> 00:44:29,039
Oh mum.

603
00:44:34,679 --> 00:44:35,760
I'm so sorry.

604
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,280
No, you don't need me to forgive you.
You need to forgive yourself.

605
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,679
Yeah?

606
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,480
I'll try.

607
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,800
Yeah. You need to look in that mirror
and know that's it okay.

608
00:44:49,199 --> 00:44:51,360
Won't be you only chance to be a mum.

609
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,559
I hope not mum.

610
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,119
I want grandchildren, you know that.

611
00:44:58,559 --> 00:45:00,480
You supply them at some point.

612
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:03,000
Just not yet.
- OK.

613
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,360
And maybe it's important this has happened, hey.

614
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,360
So you really know what you really want.

615
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,599
I just feel strange, you know.

616
00:45:18,519 --> 00:45:19,719
Love you mum.

617
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:25,920
[Hopeful, gentle music]

618
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,440
[Music fades out]

619
00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:17,159
Hi there. It's John from Music Media Minefield.

620
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,000
I'm just checking in with you again.

621
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,320
Last time, obviously, I had that odd situation
where I went for a date,

622
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,199
and when I turned up the young lady
wasn't actually there.

623
00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:28,360
Which was weird!

624
00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:32,239
So a little bit of time has passed since then.

625
00:46:33,679 --> 00:46:37,119
I've been looking online,
I've matched with a few girls.

626
00:46:38,159 --> 00:46:42,840
But annoyingly there are one or two that I matched with,
and they immediately deleted me.

627
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,760
Which I think is a bit odd!

628
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,079
Why match someone in the first place,
but hey ho!

629
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:54,760
But anyway, I've now found another girl online.

630
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,480
And we decided we'll meet in public somewhere.

631
00:46:59,519 --> 00:47:02,400
We're going to meet for a meal,
hence why we're in Chinatown.

632
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,679
Chinese meal, obviously.

633
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,599
And umm...

634
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,760
Yeah, she seems really nice.

635
00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:08,599
We've messaged backwards and forwards.

636
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:09,599
It all seems good.

637
00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:11,039
I really like her profile.

638
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,440
So umm....

639
00:47:12,519 --> 00:47:14,719
I'm feeling quite optomistic about this one.

640
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:15,599
It might be...

641
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,320
It might be a better situation.

642
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:22,599
Plus, I'm actually looking forward to
having a chinese meal in here.

643
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,960
I'll let you know how I get on and report back afterwards,
but wish me luck.

644
00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:33,159
Oh dear! Ok!

645
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,199
I'm kinda of fed up now, really.

646
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,559
Where do I begin?

647
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,559
So...

648
00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:42,119
I had my meal.

649
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:43,000
Umm.

650
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:45,840
My date. And...

651
00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:48,760
Oh it's just been a...

652
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,519
It's just been a terrible evening really.

653
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,400
The meal was good, but... [chuckles]

654
00:47:55,159 --> 00:47:55,960
Ahh...

655
00:47:57,639 --> 00:47:59,320
I don't know how to say this really,

656
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,320
without coming across as really shallow. But...

657
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,199
When I...

658
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,719
When I started this I said,

659
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,159
right from the beginning that...

660
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,039
I was going to use pictures that represented me now.

661
00:48:12,039 --> 00:48:13,800
Yeah, so...

662
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,519
They were going to be recent photos.

663
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,760
They weren't going to be,

664
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,639
you know, like professionally taken...

665
00:48:20,159 --> 00:48:22,639
...headshots or anything like that.

666
00:48:22,639 --> 00:48:27,119
They were just going to be snapshots, selfies, or whatever.

667
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,760
And you know...

668
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,559
I've kinda gone into this assuming...

669
00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:36,360
....that everybody I meet this way

670
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,840
is going to follow the same rule.

671
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,840
But I met with this girl this evening,

672
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,360
and she looked absolutely nothing like...

673
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,440
...her photographs what so ever.

674
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,440
You know,

675
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,599
I think they were probably taken like a decade ago.

676
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,760
Or more.

677
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:57,840
And I know that's,

678
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:02,159
I know that's going to make me sound terrible now, because

679
00:49:02,159 --> 00:49:05,639
it makes it sound like I'm basing everything on looks.

680
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,960
But that's kinda...

681
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,920
That's kinda what you do with this sorta

682
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,559
swipe left, swipe right thing,

683
00:49:11,559 --> 00:49:14,440
is you go for people you are attracted to, right?

684
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,519
This was so bad when I got into the restaurant,

685
00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:19,920
she was already there and err...

686
00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:23,280
I was looking around and she ended up waving at me

687
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,960
to come meet her at the table.

688
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:28,159
So, I didn't even recognise her.

689
00:49:28,639 --> 00:49:29,239
But I mean...

690
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:31,679
Not even just about looks.

691
00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:34,920
There was no chemistry, there was no spark.

692
00:49:35,559 --> 00:49:36,000
Umm...

693
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:37,239
At all!

694
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,559
And I'm not saying it was all from me.

695
00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:40,199
I think...

696
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,960
I think she probably feels the same as well.

697
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,400
I get the impression...

698
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,199
You know we just weren't right for each other,

699
00:49:48,199 --> 00:49:50,840
and we won't be seeing each other again.

700
00:49:52,519 --> 00:49:53,639
But I like to think that...

701
00:49:54,519 --> 00:49:57,000
Hopefully I represented what I showed online.

702
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,239
Where as she really didn't!

703
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,760
So as I said there was no spark, no chemistry.

704
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:02,800
Ahhhhh.

705
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,519
I'm not really sure if this online dating thing is for me.

706
00:50:07,159 --> 00:50:08,199
Because, umm...

707
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:13,000
You know I've had one situation with a none show.

708
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:16,239
I've had this that didn't work tonight.

709
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,440
I've had people match me and then delete me.

710
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,519
Before we even had a text conversation, or certainly met.

711
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,079
Umm.

712
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,360
So I'm not sure really if

713
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,280
this is the way for me to meet anyone.

714
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,039
So yeah, I'm really kinda fed up really,

715
00:50:36,039 --> 00:50:39,559
because this is 2 strikes now, in a row.

716
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,760
Yeah, I'm not sure it's for me.

717
00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:46,079
I have got the...

718
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,639
I have got the one other girl,

719
00:50:47,639 --> 00:50:49,639
that I mentioned that contacted me.

720
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,800
But at this stage, how I'm feeling right now in this moment,

721
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,480
I'm not even sure whether...

722
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,559
...whether I'm going to follow through, follow up with that.

723
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,800
I really don't know.

724
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:01,440
Umm...

725
00:51:04,039 --> 00:51:04,320
Yeah.

726
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:05,000
Online.

727
00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:08,039
Anyway, I've got, I've got nothing else.

728
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:08,960
Err...

729
00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:12,000
Positive to say, unfortunately, but umm...

730
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:14,039
I'll give it a day or two,

731
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,800
see how I feel, I will check in with you again, but umm...

732
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,719
I'm not sure this is the way to find true love.

733
00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:29,840
[Pink Floyd like music]

734
00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:39,679
Her name was Julia.

735
00:51:40,119 --> 00:51:41,320
[Music fades out]

736
00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:43,639
I first met her at my friend's party.

737
00:51:46,039 --> 00:51:47,000
She seemed lovely enough.

738
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:49,519
I made a joke.

739
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,039
I made one of my usual jokes that no one gets,
and she laughed.

740
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:53,639
She found it funny.

741
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,239
So I told her another one and she laughed at it.

742
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,400
I tired a third and she laughed again.

743
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,400
Three for three.

744
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,159
That's when I really noticed her.

745
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,679
We became friends fast.

746
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,280
Always hanging out with each other.

747
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,519
She would tell me her problems and I listen.

748
00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:10,039
We had a similar taste in music and films.

749
00:52:10,159 --> 00:52:12,039
We could talk about Elton John for hours.

750
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,400
I would ask her something serious
and she would break in with sex talk.

751
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,199
The things this woman would say
and wanted to do.

752
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,119
I couldn't believe my ears.

753
00:52:21,559 --> 00:52:22,719
She would make me blush.

754
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,880
At the same time I wanted to do them.

755
00:52:27,079 --> 00:52:29,519
I started to realise that I was falling for this girl.

756
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,320
Didn't know if she felt the same way?

757
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,039
I was going to tell her how I felt.

758
00:52:36,519 --> 00:52:37,840
I had the words figured out.

759
00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:41,599
She'd something she wanted to tell me.

760
00:52:42,199 --> 00:52:43,119
I let her go first.

761
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:45,800
She'd met a man!

762
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,679
And she was madly in love with him.

763
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,719
The Earth fell from under my feet.

764
00:52:52,519 --> 00:52:54,199
She asked me what I wanted to tell her.

765
00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:57,280
I couldn't bring myself to tell her the truth,
so I made up some lie.

766
00:52:58,639 --> 00:52:59,400
She was so happy.

767
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,519
I didn't want to ruin her day.

768
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,039
So I kept it to myself.

769
00:53:06,599 --> 00:53:08,519
Julia started hanging out with her new boyfriend.

770
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,480
My friend Stuart.

771
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:12,000
Bastard!

772
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,760
She would invite me out but...

773
00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:16,320
I always had an excuse.

774
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,440
I couldn't bare to be in the same room as them.

775
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,480
Seeing Stuart with his hands all over her.

776
00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:25,960
Should be my hands there, not his!

777
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,079
So angry with myself.

778
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,360
Why didn't I tell her?

779
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,920
Guess her happiness was more important than mine.

780
00:53:35,519 --> 00:53:36,400
Now it's killing me!

781
00:53:38,079 --> 00:53:40,199
After a while the phonecalls from Julia stopped.

782
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,119
I was able to move on with my life.

783
00:53:43,199 --> 00:53:45,119
I met another girl, but it didn't work out.

784
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,039
We didn't have the same chemistry as Julia and me.

785
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,760
I couldn't stop comparing her to Julia.

786
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,199
Sharon got fed up of it and she left me.

787
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,079
Tell you the truth I didn't care.

788
00:53:56,119 --> 00:53:58,119
I still couldn't stop thinking about Julia.

789
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,639
Then one day my phone rang.

790
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,480
The caller I.D. read Julia.

791
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,519
I didn't want to pick it up.

792
00:54:06,079 --> 00:54:07,559
I let it go straight to voicemail.

793
00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:09,400
I should never of listened to it!

794
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,599
I should of erased it and moved on!

795
00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:13,599
But like an idiot I listened to it.

796
00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:16,679
Julia sounded distressed.

797
00:54:17,039 --> 00:54:18,239
She wanted me to call her back.

798
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,440
I phoned straight away.

799
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,639
Stuart had been cheating on her...

800
00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:25,280
...with one of her friends and
she didn't know who to turn to.

801
00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:29,440
As she spilled her soul out to me,
my heart grew! It grew with hope!

802
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,800
Hope that me and Julia could get back together again!

803
00:54:32,159 --> 00:54:34,280
That there could be a relationship! Love!

804
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,440
She wanted to meet at her place.

805
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,280
I couldn't sleep the night before.

806
00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:42,360
My head spun with possiblities.

807
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,000
Scenarios. Kissing. Fucking. Everything I ever wanted.

808
00:54:46,639 --> 00:54:47,679
Me and Julia!

809
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,920
I arrived at her house with a spring in my step.

810
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,920
I hadn't been this happy in who knows when.

811
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,119
I brought some wine to lighten up the mood.

812
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,719
I bounded up to the door and rang the doorbell.

813
00:54:58,519 --> 00:55:00,639
The door opened and Julia was standing there.

814
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:02,719
She was so happy to see me.

815
00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:07,599
A lot had happened since the last time we saw each other.

816
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,159
We drank lots of wine.

817
00:55:09,159 --> 00:55:10,239
It was a good time.

818
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,000
Until she brought up her ex.

819
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,800
She started to cry as she described how she found out about
his betrayal.

820
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,079
I saw my chance.

821
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,760
This was my moment to show her how I felt.

822
00:55:22,159 --> 00:55:22,960
I gave her a hug.

823
00:55:23,519 --> 00:55:24,239
Which she returned.

824
00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:26,000
Then I lifted my head...

825
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,119
...and kissed her.

826
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:31,400
Nothing!

827
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,599
No return!

828
00:55:33,159 --> 00:55:34,320
She pushed me away!

829
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,519
I told her that I loved her!

830
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,199
That I always loved her!

831
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:40,159
She looked horrified.

832
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,239
How could I do this to her?

833
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:44,159
Come her and take advantage of her!

834
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,280
I tried to explain, but she ordered me out.

835
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:52,360
I said I would do anything to show her how
much I loved her, but she didn't want to know.

836
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:57,079
All I could hear was the words "I don't love you!"

837
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,480
I didn't know what to do after that?

838
00:56:05,079 --> 00:56:06,159
I walked for a while.

839
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,000
The scene running through my head all the time.

840
00:56:11,079 --> 00:56:12,800
I forgot all the good things she said.

841
00:56:13,519 --> 00:56:14,920
All I could see was the bad.

842
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,599
She didn't love me.

843
00:56:18,079 --> 00:56:20,440
I never consider suicide until that moment.

844
00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:25,119
I could jump into this river and it would all be over!

845
00:56:26,599 --> 00:56:28,679
I wouldn't have to feel this pain in my heart.

846
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,599
I didn't do it.

847
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,199
Guess I didn't have the balls.

848
00:56:45,119 --> 00:56:46,800
I was depressed for a long time.

849
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,440
But the hope that one day that I would meet
someone who was as great...

850
00:56:51,159 --> 00:56:53,360
...as funny as Julia kept me going.

851
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,559
But really.

852
00:56:56,199 --> 00:56:59,199
I know now there could never been anything between us.

853
00:57:00,599 --> 00:57:02,559
I do hope she's fucking miserable though!

854
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,079
Bitch!

855
00:57:06,519 --> 00:57:07,119
[Sound of typing]

856
00:57:07,599 --> 00:57:08,519
Hi John! What's up?

857
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,719
Hey Paul! Yeah, umm...

858
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,440
How are you?

859
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,159
Yeah, I'm good.

860
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,679
I'm good. You know.

861
00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:20,760
Just busy finishing up a few bits and pieces.

862
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:21,719
Right.

863
00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:24,360
Yeah. Ok. Well I...

864
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:26,519
Just calling, err...

865
00:57:27,239 --> 00:57:29,599
I wanted a bit of advice really, to be honest.

866
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,519
Oh yeah.

867
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:32,679
Yeah. I'm just...

868
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,199
Oh mate. I'm just feeling...

869
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:44,239
Really kinda over this, this whole
online dating thing. Already!

870
00:57:44,519 --> 00:57:46,559
And I know I haven't been doing it for very long.

871
00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:50,800
Oh really! So this is the blog you have been putting online.

872
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:51,760
Yes!

873
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,880
Yeah. Obviously you've seen that, but err...

874
00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:55,719
Of course, yes.

875
00:57:56,719 --> 00:58:00,440
Yeah. I mean, I've only been on a couple
of dates through it.

876
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,159
But they haven't exactly worked out very well.

877
00:58:03,159 --> 00:58:04,119
And umm...

878
00:58:05,039 --> 00:58:08,039
Yeah! I'm kinda of... [chuckles]

879
00:58:08,199 --> 00:58:16,079
I thought I'd ring you, as you're the success story,
to find out what I am doing wrong.

880
00:58:17,599 --> 00:58:22,440
So okay. So from what I understand
with the last 2 girls that you saw...

881
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,679
...girl / guy.

882
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:29,920
That...

883
00:58:30,199 --> 00:58:36,440
Did you just go, like, you contacted them and
they contacted you, and you just arranged to meet?

884
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:37,039
Yeah!

885
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,880
Prety much, yeah.

886
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,400
No messaging or texting or emailing?

887
00:58:43,159 --> 00:58:47,880
A little bit. I mean, you know,
just a few questions backwards and forwards.

888
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:51,960
And then, you know, I kinda said,
"Well, do you want to meet?"

889
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,400
And we made those arrangements.

890
00:58:54,400 --> 00:59:00,519
So yeah, there wasn't a lot of, you know,
text chat beforehand. It was...

891
00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:03,519
It was just [laughs] you know a basic...

892
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:08,119
You know, you know, a few questions and then went for it.

893
00:59:08,239 --> 00:59:12,639
So, I mean, I was just glad, you know,
after there had been so many that

894
00:59:12,639 --> 00:59:17,159
had started a conversation
and then immediately kinda deleted me. Yeah!

895
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,679
That I was just glad that these ones agreed to meet!

896
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:26,760
So, yeah, but obviously the first one wasn't there and the
second one, well...

897
00:59:27,239 --> 00:59:29,280
Yes. You've heard that story.

898
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,079
Yeah.

899
00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:31,079
Yeah, I heard.

900
00:59:31,679 --> 00:59:33,519
Yeah, I'm still laughing about that one.

901
00:59:36,559 --> 00:59:37,320
Look, I mean...

902
00:59:37,679 --> 00:59:40,800
The thing was, me and my partner, umm...

903
00:59:41,719 --> 00:59:42,079
She...

904
00:59:43,199 --> 00:59:50,639
She contacted me and we talked to each other back
and forth through, err, messages through the app.

905
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,360
And then emails, and text messages.

906
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,960
And every time the messages would get longer
and longer and longer.

907
00:59:58,519 --> 01:00:01,920
And so when we did meet we already had a relationship.

908
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,679
We, you know, we knew what each others likes were.

909
01:00:04,679 --> 01:00:09,639
We already had some great conversations,
you know, via text, via email.

910
01:00:10,199 --> 01:00:10,760
So...

911
01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:13,760
We already had somewhere to start.

912
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,760
So, you know, you meet them in the flesh...

913
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,360
...you have things to talk about, because you already been
talking.

914
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,639
And this is...

915
01:00:23,199 --> 01:00:24,599
...what relationships are about.

916
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,639
You know they're about communication,
about talking to each other.

917
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,760
Maybe, I'm being too impatient.

918
01:00:31,079 --> 01:00:33,239
And trying to sorta rush this.

919
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:38,800
Maybe. I don't know, but I just been, you know...

920
01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:42,679
I just was feeling pretty down about it all.

921
01:00:42,679 --> 01:00:47,360
And I thought, you know, who do I know that this
has worked out well for.

922
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,599
And how long have you guys been together now?

923
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,079
5 years now.

924
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,360
5 years! My God. It's been that long?

925
01:00:53,719 --> 01:00:54,079
Yep!

926
01:00:54,599 --> 01:00:55,800
There is another one...

927
01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:58,199
that's contacted me.

928
01:00:58,719 --> 01:00:58,960
Ok.

929
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,559
And err...

930
01:01:02,599 --> 01:01:05,920
She seems really nice. I like her pictures, etc.

931
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,039
She's calling herself...

932
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:11,000
She's going by an alias, so she is calling herself
MiladyDeWinter.

933
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:11,880
Umm...

934
01:01:12,079 --> 01:01:17,079
Which I obviously, I kinda like that,
just because of the literary reference.

935
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:17,679
Umm...

936
01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:20,039
And err...

937
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:25,440
But maybe before I meet her I should, you know,
talk to her a bit more online.

938
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,199
Well yeah, I mean, at the end of the day there is no harm.

939
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:31,440
And...

940
01:01:32,239 --> 01:01:33,960
If it works out, it's great.

941
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,679
And if it don't work out, well you know, just keep trying.

942
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:41,079
I mean online dating is just one form of meeting people.

943
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:42,159
There are other ways.

944
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,519
Yeah! Maybe I'll give it another shot.

945
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:46,000
- Yeah.
- Exactly

946
01:01:46,199 --> 01:01:49,039
But we should catch up soon, face-to-face anyway.

947
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,960
Yes. Yes. It's about time we had a drink.

948
01:01:52,159 --> 01:01:53,760
Exactly. Go for a beer or something.

949
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,480
Or who knows, maybe it will even be
a double date thing, right?

950
01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,559
Maybe.

951
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:01,559
Maybe.

952
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:06,199
Alright, well thanks mate, you've made me feel
slightly better about all of this.

953
01:02:06,199 --> 01:02:10,679
I just needed to bounce it off someone
and make sure I wasn't going crazy.

954
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:11,679
So umm...

955
01:02:12,719 --> 01:02:13,199
Yeah.

956
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,199
I'm not crazy. Thank you doctor.

957
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,079
That will be 10 pounds please.

958
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,519
Next round is on me.

959
01:02:26,719 --> 01:02:27,440
See you soon.

960
01:02:27,719 --> 01:02:28,559
Alright. Take care.

961
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:29,519
- Bye.
- Bye.

962
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,800
[Footsteps in the corridor]

963
01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:44,920
[Tapping numbers on a smart phone]

964
01:02:45,719 --> 01:02:46,920
[Ring ring]

965
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,800
Hi, it's Eliska. Leave a message.

966
01:02:55,079 --> 01:02:55,880
[Puts phone down]

967
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,559
[Eliska] Are you still wondering about what
that weird stain is on the ceiling?

968
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,280
No.

969
01:03:13,559 --> 01:03:13,960
Hmm.

970
01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:19,199
I was wondering where you learn that trick
where you swivel your hips?

971
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:20,800
Oh.

972
01:03:21,639 --> 01:03:22,599
That trick!

973
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,880
A lady never reveals her secrets.

974
01:03:31,719 --> 01:03:32,320
You liked it?

975
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,079
Not really,

976
01:03:34,719 --> 01:03:36,079
You're awful.

977
01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:37,639
I know.

978
01:03:38,719 --> 01:03:39,440
But you love it.

979
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,639
Do you do what we do with your husband?

980
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,239
Mike!

981
01:03:55,519 --> 01:03:58,400
We agreed. We don't talk about the others. Remember?

982
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,280
Yep. Sorry. I just had a thought. Said it, didn't think.

983
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:11,719
Eliska?

984
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:13,840
Yes Mike.

985
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,079
Why do you stay with him?

986
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,360
I don't know.

987
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,679
Habit, I guess.

988
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,960
Why do you stay with Susan?

989
01:04:28,639 --> 01:04:29,400
Not sure.

990
01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:33,239
She's just this person to me now. I don't know her.

991
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,079
It's becoming a bit too real.

992
01:04:41,039 --> 01:04:43,480
Come on, you know what I mean.
You feel the same about Han.

993
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,639
It's just so... habitual

994
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,239
Keep doing it.

995
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,119
It's about time we did something.

996
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,079
Something tragic.

997
01:04:57,719 --> 01:05:01,800
You're not talking what I think you're talking about.

998
01:05:02,079 --> 01:05:02,599
Right?

999
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,039
Because Mike if you are, I mean...

1000
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,039
No, forget it.

1001
01:05:08,199 --> 01:05:09,719
I am saying what you think I'm saying.

1002
01:05:10,679 --> 01:05:11,599
I want to be with you.

1003
01:05:12,559 --> 01:05:16,079
I want to be more than mister cheap hotel on a Friday night.

1004
01:05:19,199 --> 01:05:19,639
Well?

1005
01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:22,800
Well what?

1006
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:24,719
We could do it.

1007
01:05:26,039 --> 01:05:30,320
We could be together. You can leave Han.
I can leave Susan. We'll be together.

1008
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,880
You're not kidding?

1009
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,880
No. I'm serious.

1010
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,440
For what you do with those hips,

1011
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,599
serious as anything!

1012
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,760
Ok. Ok so...

1013
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:56,280
...let's say I leave Han and you leave Susan.

1014
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,440
And we be together.

1015
01:05:59,639 --> 01:06:00,480
Properly.

1016
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,000
Like really together.

1017
01:06:05,079 --> 01:06:05,519
Yeah.

1018
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,840
Us as a couple.

1019
01:06:17,679 --> 01:06:18,519
Yeah, right!

1020
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:24,280
Eliska?

1021
01:06:26,159 --> 01:06:27,880
Would you leave your husband for me?

1022
01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:30,559
I would leave my wife for you.

1023
01:06:31,679 --> 01:06:32,679
We could live together.

1024
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,400
And do all the things we wanted to do.

1025
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,280
Think about it. It'll be amazing.
All the sex we could have, whenever we want.

1026
01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:42,159
Sex?

1027
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,760
Yeah, but, you know, what about the other stuff?

1028
01:06:47,079 --> 01:06:48,079
What about the rest?

1029
01:06:49,079 --> 01:06:52,199
You know we can't live in your camper van.

1030
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,880
Be on the road, and live off the land.

1031
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,559
Change your name to Swampy and me Swampette.

1032
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,920
We can do it.

1033
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:03,880
I want you.

1034
01:07:04,639 --> 01:07:05,559
You want me.

1035
01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:08,440
Think about it. It will be amazing.

1036
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:17,599
I mean it.

1037
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,239
We'll meet here next week.

1038
01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:23,239
We'll start our new lives together.

1039
01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:24,440
You leave Han.

1040
01:07:25,159 --> 01:07:26,239
And I'll leave Susan.

1041
01:07:26,239 --> 01:07:27,480
We could move to South America

1042
01:07:28,239 --> 01:07:30,599
We could get jobs there easily.

1043
01:07:31,239 --> 01:07:33,079
We get a nice little place by the sea.

1044
01:07:34,039 --> 01:07:35,519
We could have sex on the beach.

1045
01:07:35,559 --> 01:07:36,840
We could own a beach.

1046
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,639
Start our lives together.

1047
01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:51,440
Yes! Fuck it! Let's do this!

1048
01:07:52,079 --> 01:07:56,320
I've never been to South America
and I've never had sex on the beach, so...

1049
01:08:02,199 --> 01:08:03,320
[Knock, knock, knock]

1050
01:08:23,159 --> 01:08:23,560
So?

1051
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:25,560
So I spoke to Han...

1052
01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:27,119
And?

1053
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,560
I told him that I'm leaving him.

1054
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,039
I was so worried.

1055
01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:37,880
I couldn't reach you.
I tried, but it kept going to voicemail.

1056
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,000
I was in a rush.

1057
01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:45,479
I must of left my phone at home.

1058
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:48,479
But I'm here now.

1059
01:08:51,359 --> 01:08:52,600
How did it go with Susan?

1060
01:08:59,039 --> 01:08:59,560
Oh!

1061
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:02,680
Was it really bad?

1062
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,600
Mike?

1063
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,279
You did tell her, didn't you?

1064
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:22,479
I tried.

1065
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,279
But, Susan has had a really bad week at work.

1066
01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:26,760
Her mum's been ill.

1067
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,159
We got this massive credit card bill through, and...

1068
01:09:29,319 --> 01:09:30,159
And...

1069
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:32,880
No, I didn't.

1070
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:35,680
You didn't?

1071
01:09:37,159 --> 01:09:37,840
But...

1072
01:09:39,239 --> 01:09:41,239
I thought last week we...

1073
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:43,279
What?

1074
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:44,960
I was going to tell her.

1075
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,439
Truly, I was.

1076
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:49,319
But it just didn't seem like the right time.

1077
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,239
I didn't want to kick her when she's down.

1078
01:09:51,239 --> 01:09:52,880
I didn't want to be the mean bastard.

1079
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:54,800
You're already a mean bastard!

1080
01:09:57,239 --> 01:09:59,960
You've been cheating on her for 10 months, Mike.

1081
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,039
[Exhales]

1082
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,640
If you told her at least you would
of been an honest bastard.

1083
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,960
I'm sorry. I'll straighten it out next month,
when it's all sorted.

1084
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:11,880
I'll tell her then.

1085
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,880
Plus she's got this really weird
hormonal thing at the moment.

1086
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,319
She's been all itching and...

1087
01:10:18,039 --> 01:10:21,720
I don't want to hear about her itchy fanny, okay!

1088
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:24,600
It's her armpit, actually!

1089
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:26,520
Her fanny's fine.

1090
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,920
I've left my husband.

1091
01:10:40,399 --> 01:10:41,840
I've left my husband.

1092
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:43,760
I...

1093
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,119
...know.

1094
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,960
[Sobs]

1095
01:10:51,279 --> 01:10:53,000
He called me a whore.

1096
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,960
And he said that he never wants to see me again!

1097
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:58,560
[Sobs louder]

1098
01:10:58,920 --> 01:10:59,720
Hey.

1099
01:11:03,119 --> 01:11:06,119
[Eliska continues to sob]

1100
01:11:11,399 --> 01:11:12,880
What are you doing?

1101
01:11:13,319 --> 01:11:15,640
I just thought that would help take your mind off it all.

1102
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:16,920
That usually works.

1103
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,399
NO!!!

1104
01:11:20,119 --> 01:11:22,239
I've left my husband!

1105
01:11:24,319 --> 01:11:27,079
I've basically made myself homeless!

1106
01:11:28,119 --> 01:11:31,920
I have 2 suitcases outside in my car and that's all I have!

1107
01:11:33,239 --> 01:11:36,439
Every one of my friends thinks I'm a skanky whore!

1108
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:39,199
And you want to play hanky panky with me now!

1109
01:11:40,359 --> 01:11:41,279
Yeah.

1110
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,760
YOU FUCKING MORON!

1111
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,479
That's a bit harsh.

1112
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,760
HARSH?

1113
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:52,359
You were suppose to leave your wife!

1114
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,439
And we were suppose to be together!

1115
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:58,039
But no, no! You had to grow a conscious after 10 months!

1116
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,680
Worry about poor old Susan!

1117
01:12:02,199 --> 01:12:04,840
She's not old! She's your age!

1118
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,199
That's not the point, Mike!

1119
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,359
You let me leave Han, and you didn't stop me!

1120
01:12:12,359 --> 01:12:14,800
I was going... I was going to tell you.

1121
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,920
I was going to tell you, but I thought you
would prefer to do this in person.

1122
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:21,560
Imagine doing this over email. That's so impersonal!

1123
01:12:23,119 --> 01:12:24,159
Yeah!

1124
01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:26,399
Fucking mental is that.
- Exactly.

1125
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:30,479
I was being sarcastic, you idiot!

1126
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,239
Ok! I'm sorry!

1127
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,319
Sorry?
- But Eliska your free.

1128
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:38,359
Your not with Han any more!
You can do whatever you want to do!

1129
01:12:39,199 --> 01:12:41,239
Yeah! Really?
- Yeah!

1130
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,880
You could do a course. One of those online things.

1131
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,079
You can... take up a new hobby.

1132
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,520
You could start doing a belly dancing class.

1133
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:50,880
A course.

1134
01:12:51,079 --> 01:12:51,880
Online.

1135
01:12:52,319 --> 01:12:53,439
Belly dancing.

1136
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,279
I could take up pole dancing, huh?

1137
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,479
I could start up a whole new career.

1138
01:12:58,760 --> 01:12:59,880
Oh yeah. Exactly.

1139
01:13:00,319 --> 01:13:01,840
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

1140
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,720
To think half an hour ago I was willing to
spend the rest of my life with you!

1141
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:13,199
Come on Eliska, I know things are stressful right now,
but in a few weeks things will be better. You'll see.

1142
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:15,159
We'll get into a routine.

1143
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:17,840
A routine?

1144
01:13:19,039 --> 01:13:20,159
Are you kidding me?

1145
01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:26,960
You were never going to leave her.

1146
01:13:28,319 --> 01:13:30,520
YOU TOTALLY BOLLOCKING BASTARD!

1147
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,760
You know I never really realised how much you swear, Eliska.

1148
01:13:34,239 --> 01:13:35,399
My God!

1149
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:38,680
I left my marriage of 6 years for a toad like you!

1150
01:13:39,399 --> 01:13:42,960
I don't know who is the bigger twit?
You, or me?

1151
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,439
Eliska, you weren't happy.

1152
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:47,000
This was for the best.

1153
01:13:47,199 --> 01:13:49,119
And you'll see...
- NO!

1154
01:13:49,279 --> 01:13:51,199
No! You say anything else!

1155
01:13:51,199 --> 01:13:53,319
I don't want to hear anymore from you!

1156
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:55,920
Ok?

1157
01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:57,319
Ok!

1158
01:14:01,359 --> 01:14:02,600
Well...

1159
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:10,399
We could just have sex. I promise I won't say a thing.

1160
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:12,520
Mike!

1161
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:14,800
That's it!

1162
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,000
I'm leaving now!

1163
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,920
Whatever this was, it's over!

1164
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:24,079
You're the biggest bastard I've ever known!

1165
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,800
And I pity your poor wife!

1166
01:14:28,279 --> 01:14:29,880
And you know what else, Mike?

1167
01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:30,960
What?

1168
01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:35,039
You know the thing I said was normal?

1169
01:14:37,159 --> 01:14:38,239
It's not!

1170
01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:39,880
It's bloody weird!

1171
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:46,880
[Slam!]

1172
01:14:55,439 --> 01:15:01,119
Ok, so I just got back from my date with MiladyDeWinter,
as she calls herself.

1173
01:15:01,319 --> 01:15:04,319
And she was lovely!

1174
01:15:05,359 --> 01:15:09,000
The date couldn't of gone better to be perfectly honest.

1175
01:15:10,279 --> 01:15:17,239
She was everything that she said she'd be, in terms of,
you know, the texts we had backwards and forwards.

1176
01:15:17,239 --> 01:15:22,239
And the photographs, and all that. In fact she looked
much better than her photograph, to be perfectly honest.

1177
01:15:22,239 --> 01:15:23,000
She's gorgeous!

1178
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,199
The date went amazing.
We ended up going for dinner together.

1179
01:15:26,359 --> 01:15:32,359
It was quite fun, because she'd only been
on a couple of dates previously herself.

1180
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:33,399
And...

1181
01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:39,239
Hence why she took a while to sorta actually meet me,
even though she was the one who made contact.

1182
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:40,880
Umm, she told me...

1183
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:47,880
She told me a story about the fact that
when she first started meeting guys online...

1184
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:50,119
Her name, MiladyDeWinter...

1185
01:15:50,119 --> 01:15:55,199
She loved the fact that I got the
"The Three Musketeers" literary reference.

1186
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:59,359
But apparently a lot of people thought that
it meant she was into leather.

1187
01:15:59,359 --> 01:16:02,039
So in other words, they thought she was a Dominatrix.

1188
01:16:02,159 --> 01:16:05,119
She, you know, we had a good laugh about that.

1189
01:16:06,079 --> 01:16:08,039
But yeah, conversation flowed.

1190
01:16:08,279 --> 01:16:10,920
She was into the same stuff as me.

1191
01:16:11,039 --> 01:16:15,720
I was quite pleased that she actually said
that I was who I appeared to be.

1192
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:17,159
Which I was a bit taken back by.

1193
01:16:17,159 --> 01:16:23,800
But she said that what she meant by that was everything
that I said, as I stated at the beginning, was true.

1194
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,800
And I look like my photos, apparently.

1195
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,840
In fact she even said at one point,
and I couldn't believe this,

1196
01:16:30,159 --> 01:16:33,159
she said that I was too good to be true.

1197
01:16:33,159 --> 01:16:34,079
Which err...

1198
01:16:34,239 --> 01:16:36,319
Wow! I was like wow, okay!

1199
01:16:36,319 --> 01:16:38,720
You got me! Too good to be true! That's...

1200
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:40,640
And she was too good to be true also.

1201
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,119
We are going to see each other again.

1202
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:45,920
And this might well be the last video that I do on this.

1203
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:52,279
Because, errr, I was incredibly skeptical
bout online dating, when I started this.

1204
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:54,239
It's been an interesting journey.

1205
01:16:55,479 --> 01:17:01,840
But, err, I would now recommend online dating
to anyone, because it works.

1206
01:17:02,039 --> 01:17:05,279
And I have now found somebody that I am really happy with.

1207
01:17:05,279 --> 01:17:07,920
And I want to continue seeing.

1208
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,399
So, umm...

1209
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,920
Yeah, I guess there's a happy ending
to this story after all.

1210
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:20,520
[The audience waiting for the show to begin]

1211
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,760
[Picks the guitar strings]

1212
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,239
[Starts the song]

1213
01:17:30,239 --> 01:17:36,439
[Figuring out the chords for the song]

1214
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,720
[Hums words that could fit with the chords]

1215
01:17:43,279 --> 01:17:47,239
[The lyrics take form]

1216
01:17:47,239 --> 01:17:50,239
[The song grows]

1217
01:17:54,399 --> 01:17:56,760
[Picks the notes on the guitar]

1218
01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:04,159
[The chords and lyrics come closer together]

1219
01:18:04,159 --> 01:18:08,560
[The song is complete]

1220
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:11,399
[Mutters]

1221
01:18:12,119 --> 01:18:13,520
Yeah.

1222
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:20,359
[Picks up his beer bottle]

1223
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:34,600
[Plays the opening chords]

1224
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:44,079
I've been thinking about writing this song for you

1225
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:52,520
All these years been hiding in the corner of the same old
room

1226
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:59,279
Travelling all alone I feel the shadows of your soul and I
know

1227
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:07,000
All the roads lead back to you

1228
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:15,600
I've been trying to find meaning in these words today

1229
01:19:18,079 --> 01:19:24,880
I've told myself over and over that I shouldn't feel this
way

1230
01:19:26,039 --> 01:19:31,760
I tried to bury every single word that I know I should never
say

1231
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:38,760
But I'll say it any way

1232
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,479
I love you

1233
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,960
Lord knows that I do

1234
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,119
If only you knew

1235
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:55,920
The way I feel about you

1236
01:19:56,039 --> 01:19:59,520
So I put these words down on a page

1237
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:04,760
Feelings they won't go away

1238
01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:09,279
Because I love you

1239
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:16,840
Maybe you could love me too

1240
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:30,520
[Guitar solo]

1241
01:20:34,119 --> 01:20:40,119
I've been thinking about leaving this old town

1242
01:20:42,159 --> 01:20:47,840
Every time I walk away
I feel my heart is chained to the ground

1243
01:20:50,399 --> 01:20:55,399
Gravity of you is so strong I feel I'll never fly away

1244
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:03,880
But I found my wings today

1245
01:21:05,119 --> 01:21:07,600
I love you

1246
01:21:09,119 --> 01:21:12,119
Lord knows that I do

1247
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:15,199
If only you knew

1248
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:20,119
The way I feel about you

1249
01:21:20,319 --> 01:21:23,840
So I put these words down on a page

1250
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:29,000
Feelings they won't go away

1251
01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:33,479
Because I love you

1252
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:40,479
Maybe you could love me too

1253
01:21:42,199 --> 01:21:49,000
Maybe you could love me too

1254
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:56,920
Maybe you could love me too

1255
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,840
[The song ends]

1256
01:22:03,279 --> 01:22:11,680
[Clapping]

1257
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:28,800
[Inaudible words are shared]

1258
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:31,800
[The clapping fades out]

1259
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:40,760
[Music starts]

1260
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:43,760
[It's an upbeat, funky, instrumental beat]

1261
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:59,760
[A bass guitar kicks in, joining the electric guitar]

1262
01:23:35,359 --> 01:23:38,359
[The music becomes brighter]

1263
01:24:04,359 --> 01:24:09,920
[The music goes back to the original beat]

1264
01:24:38,359 --> 01:24:43,119
[The music becomes brighter again]

1265
01:25:03,279 --> 01:25:06,760
[The two different beats play on top of each other]

1266
01:25:28,279 --> 01:25:32,159
[The original beat kicks back in]

1267
01:26:06,159 --> 01:26:10,159
[The three different beats come together]

1268
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:58,479
[The music ends]