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I'm here. Hey? I'm here.

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<i>My name is Stella.</i>

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<i>I live in Rome.</i>
<i>And in a month I'll be 112 years old.</i>

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<i>My years are counted like those of dogs.</i>

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<i>Each year gets multiplied by seven,</i>

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<i>so 16 equals 112.</i>

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<i>The life expectancy of dogs</i>

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<i>is around 16 years,</i>
<i>so I don't have much time left.</i>

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-Stella?
-I'm up!

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<i>You got that right.</i>

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<i>I'll be dead in a month.</i>

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<i>He is Piedino. We're the same age,</i>

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<i>thus the same life expectancy.</i>

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<i>He's so old he stopped running.</i>

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-Stella?
-Coming!

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Good morning. Why the long face?

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<i>Since my father passed,</i>
<i>my mother Rita, an accountant,</i>

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<i>entrusts the furthest thing from math,</i>

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<i>tarot cards.</i>

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<i>Actually, fake tarot cards, since her deck</i>
<i>has 21 major arcana, not 22.</i>

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<i>Then there's my sister Ludovica.</i>

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<i>She is 18 and is the perfect one.</i>

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<i>Good grades, boys, and many years to live.</i>

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<i>More than me, for sure.</i>

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The dog's naked,
but better dressed than you.

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And he's lame, but he still
walks without a stick up his ass.

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How long's this thing staying with us?

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His name is Piedino.

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But don't worry, we're adult dogs.

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When our moment comes, we'll die alone.

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Sweetheart, why don't we organize you
a nice birthday party?

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It may turn into a wake, mom.

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DOG YEARS

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Hey, fucking hell. Watch out!

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I cherish anonymity.

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I need to go. I have an oral exam.

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-I'll see you later.
-I have tutoring.

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-Tomorrow?
-Training.

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-Then?
-The game.

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I'll see you... later.

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You're like my mother at the hairdresser.

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Why?

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She says the secret is to tire them.

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Happy birthday!

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What?

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I've been thinking that I'll be 16 soon.

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So?

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You know what happens.

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My darling!

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Stella?

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Are you crazy?

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You're so stupid. Look what you did.

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This must have been
the high point of your day.

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Idiot.

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I'm so ashamed. What are you laughing at?

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They're not gonna fine you
for some spilled coffee.

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Nina, it spilled on her.
Do you understand?

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It's Federica. She's a bitch.

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A bitch who's right.

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-I've had an out of body experience.
-What?

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Yes, earlier. I saw my funeral.

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-I'll see you at the park at 3:00 p.m.
-Okay.

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<i>Nina, listen.</i>

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This may be the last month of my life.

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And today I've realized
that I'm behind everyone else.

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You'll bury me.

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And my epitaph will say,

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"Stella, a loving friend, always friendly,
but she did absolutely nothing."

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I can't waste any more time.

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Actually, I've made a bucket list
of things I want do before I die.

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Look, a few goals.

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What do you think?

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Go on.

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I don't know. I mean...

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-Something's missing.
-What?

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Falling in love, a boyfriend,

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a romantic dinner.

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They're not there for a reason, Nina.

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-Really?
-Truly.

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It's up to you. It may be a great success
or a huge tragedy.

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Can you pull it off?

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<i>Of course I can.</i>

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<i>What do I have to lose?</i>

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<i>Number one: stop being invisible.</i>

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You look like a drunk rainbow.

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It's part of the plan.

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We must go out with someone
who's not you and me, remember?

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Federica and the Martas?
It's a shitty idea.

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And to become friends,
you need time, sacrifice, dedication...

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You can't just...

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Why?

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-I haven't heard from him in five days.
-I told you, get rid of him.

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Yes, Marta is right.
Get rid of him, find someone else.

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I'm telling you as a friend,
like another Marta.

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-Right?
-Sure.

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The idea of class after the party
tomorrow kills me. It's crazy.

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I can go for you.

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You didn't understand.
I'm giving the class.

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-On Sunday morning at...
-Done!

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But Nina and I can come to the party.

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You're unleashed today.

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Tomorrow, 10:30 p.m. at Marta's.

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Okay.

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The theme is animals.

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Which Marta?

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Did you ask which class?
What if she's messing with you?

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We have more important things
to think about. Come on.

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Stella, please.

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-You put some thought into it.
-Hi.

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Don't forget tomorrow.
I'll send you the address.

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Yes. By the way, what's the class?

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Why do I feel we're making a mistake?

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Listen, since we're here,
why don't you check off the kiss?

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Aren't you an Amazonian royal flycatcher?

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-Go on!
-Fine.

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But first I'll get a drink. A beer.

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Yes. I'll stay here.

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I'll explore this hostile planet.

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Do you need help?

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Yes, thank you.

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Now I can say that
a sea cow opened a beer for me.

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-What an honor, right?
-Yes.

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-I cut myself. It burns.
-Are you hurt?

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-It burns. I can't look at it.
-Wait...

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-Look up?
-Yes.

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Wait.

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-What are you doing?
-I'm putting on a band aid.

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Okay.

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I always have them.
You never know. Is it better?

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-Yes.
-Okay.

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Thank you.

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See? Now I can say that
I saved an endangered species.

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Thanks again.

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-Thank you.
-Enjoy the party.

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You too.

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What?

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Are you Drakgor?

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No. I'm an Amazonian royal flycatcher.

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Nice costume!

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Yes, I'm Drakgor!

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You're wild. I like you!

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Thanks.

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Can you take my place? Here.

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Want to go upstairs?

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-I'll follow you? Okay.
-Follow me.

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-Do you want some?
-No.

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So?

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What's your name?

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-Stella.
-Stella.

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Giulio. Nice to meet you.

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When I saw you there

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looking at me, I thought
you didn't like the music.

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-No. No.
-Was it that?

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-You can tell me.
-No.

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You can say it. I don't want to be a DJ.

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I do it because you can meet people.

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-But...
-You met someone, right?

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-Yes.
-See?

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-What do you want to do?
-The photographer.

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I'd like to do exhibitions.

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-Nice.
-Yes, nice.

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-What about you?
-What?

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What do you want to do in the future?

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Well, you need to get there.

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Did I actually ask you that?

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I mean... What should we do now?

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-You don't like me?
-No.

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It's that I like what you like.

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Nina.

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We need to leave.

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Put this here. What a mess.

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-Stella.
-It was a mess.

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-Let's go.
-Where?

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-Stella?
-We're in a rush.

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Okay, but let's say goodbye.

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I'll show you a cool place. I swear.

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Do you want to?

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Bye. Thank you.

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-Thank you so much.
-Good evening.

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-Bye.
-Bye.

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-Thank you, Giulio.
-What for?

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-Do you want one now?
-Yes.

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You as well?

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Thanks.

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Is this really your favorite place?

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No.

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It's the only place open now
that has grape juice.

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Why, what time is it?

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-Fuck, it's 4:00 a.m.!
-Fuck, the class!

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-What class?
-Stella has something to do.

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-What are you doing?
-What's that?

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A bucket list.

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Graffiti something. Milk a cow.
Get a job interview.

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Win at the casino, drive a car, fuck.

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How long do you have?

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-A month.
-You can't make it.

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-Don't we have to go?
-What did I say?

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-Nothing. We need to go, so...
-Nina!

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The stranger is right.

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I won't make it.

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I'll be consumed by panic attacks
and stay behind everyone else.

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I'll die without checking off anything.

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Die?

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What do you mean?

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My years are counted like dogs' years.

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I'll be 16 soon, and that is 112 for me.

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Got it? That's the reason for the list.

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That's why I embarrassed myself all day.

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That's why I went to a party dressed like
an Amazonian royal flycatcher

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and why I kissed a gay guy.

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Well...

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Maybe you think it's just a bad day,
that I can get through it, but no.

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No, Giulio.
Tell my mother it's just a bad day.

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She treats me like a fucking major arcana.

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Or tell my sister,
who thinks I have no hope.

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Tell them it's just a bad day.

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Because I try every day
and I feel I cannot breathe.

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Stella, can I tell you something?

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I've read it in a book.

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In your head, what you think it's true,
it's true. Or it will be.

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If you think you can't make it,
people will think the same.

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It'll come true and you're fucked.

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Think you can make it, without fear.

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KISS A HANDSOME GAY GUY

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You think so?

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Every single word.

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And I'm part of this. With Nina.

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We're the Ste-Giu-Ni.

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Stegiuni!

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I don't want to say we're infinite
because it's trite.

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But really, we are.

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Thank you.

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<i>Are we sure she's okay?</i>

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<i>Is she ill?</i>

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<i>It's something she needs to overcome.</i>

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<i>How can we help?</i>

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<i>By making her feel better.</i>

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Good morning. Sorry. There are no courses
in the morning here, right?

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-It's a senior center.
-Over there.

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It can't be true.

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-Good morning.
-Good morning.

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-She's not the usual girl.
-No, sorry. Federica is not well.

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I'm covering for her.

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Do we start with cross-stitching?

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Let's get to know each other first.
Shall we go around and say our names?

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-I'm Stella.
-Fulvia.

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-Rita.
-Rosanna.

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-Carla.
-Peppe.

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Marina.

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-Alex.
-Anna.

253
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:17,666
Nice to meet you.

254
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:21,291
Okay, I'll let you work. All right?

255
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,791
I'll sit here.

256
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:32,333
If you need anything, I'm here.

257
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,625
-Sorry. Can you help me thread a needle?
-Yes.

258
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,416
Great question. Well done, Maria!

259
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,416
Rosanna!

260
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,500
Rosanna. So...

261
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,416
-Is she high?
-I think so.

262
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,750
Let's take the needle.

263
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,625
It has a hole.

264
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,875
Once the tread is in,

265
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:56,666
we can start working.

266
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,625
We can get to work.

267
00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,541
Good. I like you.

268
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,416
I'll sit here. I'll check on you in a bit.

269
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:10,916
I'll start on mine.

270
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,708
Good morning.

271
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,666
Good morning, miss.

272
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,416
Social services.

273
00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,666
They called us for the mistreatment
of elderly people.

274
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,208
-Sorry?
-I'm kidding. I'm Matte.

275
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:32,750
I also run a class here.

276
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:36,166
Federica told me she'd send someone,
but not your name.

277
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:40,333
-I'm Stella. You're funny.
-Nice to meet you.

278
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,583
-They were terrorized.
-I'm sorry.

279
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:46,833
Have we met before?

280
00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:50,125
No, I don't think so.

281
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:55,583
-I'll help you.
-Thank you.

282
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:04,500
-What is it?
-Sorry?

283
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,625
Nothing.

284
00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:08,416
I messed up the cross-stitching.

285
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,041
Well, the first time
is tough for everyone.

286
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,583
How do you know?

287
00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:19,541
Are you a cross-stitching expert?

288
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,916
No.

289
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,750
-Maybe a bit.
-No, wait.

290
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,333
Are you the greatest tailor
of our generation?

291
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:31,458
Yes, I am.

292
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:33,916
Canvas and rag embroidery expert.

293
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,875
-You're serious?
-Yes.

294
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:41,291
Why embroidery?
You're a guy, it's a bit strange.

295
00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:46,875
I spent a lot of time with my grandma
when my parents were away for work.

296
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:47,875
Of course.

297
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,666
But look, for next time...

298
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,416
It's not difficult.

299
00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:57,916
-You must follow a pattern.
-Okay.

300
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:02,666
You must draw a series of X's
next to each other.

301
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:06,458
You do a row and trace it back.

302
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,833
You follow a path.

303
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,541
Then you go over it.

304
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:16,041
If you make a mistake,
you need to undo everything...

305
00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:34,041
Got it?

306
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:37,666
You should do tutorials.

307
00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:40,625
-You're mean.
-Why?

308
00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:43,125
I enjoy it here more.

309
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,708
You teach an embroidery class here?

310
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,916
Yes.

311
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:55,958
You know my secret. So, you either tell me
one of yours or I'll have to kill you.

312
00:24:58,333 --> 00:24:59,833
Okay.

313
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,833
I own the ugliest dog in central Italy.

314
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,083
He's ugly, old, and in a bad shape.

315
00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:07,750
Is that a secret?

316
00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:10,833
-How ugly can it be?
-I'll show you.

317
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,833
Well, he's a bit ugly.

318
00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:18,791
Fuck, it's very late.
I need to go, I have something to do.

319
00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:23,125
Not another class for the elderly
or I'll call social services.

320
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:24,875
You're the mean one, now.

321
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:29,166
Oh, bye, sea cow.

322
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:36,916
They're beautiful!

323
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,166
-It's hot!
-Right.

324
00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,625
-Can I have one with jam?
-Yes, there is...

325
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,958
There's honey, chocolate, jam, syrup...

326
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,666
-What's this?
-Well, what's this?

327
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,375
-Waffles for everyone!
-Did you do something?

328
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:56,041
It's a special Monday.
A new phase of my life begins.

329
00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:57,875
Let's see in 24 hours.

330
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,166
-Why do you say that?
-Because, in 24 hours,

331
00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:03,291
she'll hate her life again.

332
00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:06,000
She'll blame us and blah, blah, blah.

333
00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:07,416
Fuck you, Ludo!

334
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,500
-Wow. That was a record.
-Yes, fuck you!

335
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:12,125
Leave her alone, Ludovica.

336
00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:16,125
Stella is facing something big,
something new.

337
00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,916
But I'm sure that, with her strength,

338
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,375
-she'll overcome future problems.
-Overcome future problems.

339
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,291
I'm not one of you tarots.

340
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,666
Let's see if you'll understand.

341
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,333
Mom, she's right.

342
00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,125
She's not a tarot card.

343
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:36,208
She believes she's a dog.

344
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,666
A dog, Mom!

345
00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:41,833
And you still think it's an astral phase.

346
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,875
She behaves this way for a reason.

347
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:49,250
You can't face it either, but she's 16.

348
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,958
What do I share with those in <i>The Wilds?</i>

349
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,458
The castaway look.

350
00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:12,291
A messy family that doesn't believe in me
and also hinders my dreams.

351
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:16,000
I won't let them come
between me and the list, because...

352
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:20,916
I forgot, something happened yesterday.

353
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,750
It's a small thing.
I just forgot to tell you.

354
00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:26,583
-I met a...
-Stella?

355
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,833
-Matte, hi.
-Hi!

356
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:30,750
-Hi.
-Hi.

357
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,708
Hi.

358
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,208
-Hi.
-Yes.

359
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,666
I'll see you later.

360
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000
-Yes, we were going to class.
-This is not our class.

361
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:39,916
-It is.
-Bye.

362
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:44,750
Listen. I wanted to show you something.

363
00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:51,958
-Cute.
-Right? Yes.

364
00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:56,791
It should help you stitch
the ugliest dog in central Italy.

365
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,541
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

366
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:02,250
-I have class now.
-Yeah, sure.

367
00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:04,500
-Bye.
-Bye.

368
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:06,458
-Thank you!
-Don't mention it.

369
00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:18,000
Stella, it's classic love at first sight.

370
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:20,166
What love at first sight?

371
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,291
If you say so.

372
00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:26,083
-Do you like this one? Look.
-Yes, it's nice.

373
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,208
You didn't even look!

374
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:30,166
You know what? I'll use this

375
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,041
for my next exhibition titled,

376
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:35,166
"A friend who doesn't listen
as she thinks about Matte."

377
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:38,708
No, I'm not thinking about him.

378
00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:40,125
Okay, maybe just a little.

379
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,708
But I'm sure I don't like him.

380
00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:45,583
When you like someone
you think about them all the time.

381
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,458
-Right?
-Are you asking for a friend?

382
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:51,333
If you want, be with him.

383
00:28:51,416 --> 00:28:56,333
I'd never do it, though. I don't
want to always be with just one person.

384
00:28:57,208 --> 00:29:01,166
Well, unless he's an introspective guy

385
00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:04,416
who loves books and is musically talented.

386
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,750
And is very mature for his age. Elio.

387
00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:16,625
Well. Anyway, Matte is hot.

388
00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:18,958
Like last time, but he was gay.

389
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:22,708
I'd be happy if you fell in love.
I'm saying it for you.

390
00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:25,833
When you fall in love you start feeling

391
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:29,791
strange things,
like butterflies in your stomach...

392
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:34,875
Yes, sure, all these things.
He is handsome, fine. And later?

393
00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,208
Later there are fights, jealousy...

394
00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:43,375
He forgets your star sign,
or worse... he disappears.

395
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:47,458
Wait. I have no plan to fall in love.

396
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,291
This should be clear.

397
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:51,250
Stella, it's too late.

398
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:55,500
The more you try not to think of him,
the more you fall in love.

399
00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,083
It will becomes an obsession.

400
00:29:57,166 --> 00:30:00,958
Years will go by. We'll meet again
at Giulio's first exhibit at MoMA,

401
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,875
and you'll still talk about Matte.

402
00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:05,250
Stella, don't waste time.

403
00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:09,708
Be smart. Finish the checklist.
Sleep with him and forget about him.

404
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,875
-No emotional attachment.
-And the most important goal checked off.

405
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:18,416
-But no emotional attachment.
-No emotional attachment.

406
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,291
No emotional attachment.

407
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,375
-Nina?
-Yes?

408
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,833
You're the only one here
in a stable relationship.

409
00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:31,666
-Yes...
-And so...

410
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:36,916
Yes, we do it. I mean, we don't do it.

411
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,583
-What?
-Some.

412
00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:42,125
-Some?
-Some means some. This is mine, Stella.

413
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,333
All right, okay.

414
00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:48,208
I must do all by myself. Thank you!

415
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,750
-So, tomorrow...
-Wait, I'll be Matte.

416
00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:55,875
Okay.

417
00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,500
When I see him, I'll approach him.

418
00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:03,250
And without beating around,
I'll tell him...

419
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,041
Asshole!

420
00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:21,458
It's clear. They volunteer together,

421
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:24,125
she knows his secret and he's not ashamed.

422
00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,625
Can you relax?

423
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:26,708
Wait, what secret?

424
00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:28,833
I can't tell you, it's confidential.

425
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,750
Giulio is taking a big risk
being in the girls bathroom.

426
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:39,500
Have you finished?

427
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,666
The marvels of love.

428
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,541
You have two options now.

429
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:51,458
You can be Taylor Swift
and write an album that makes us cry.

430
00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:57,250
Or you can be Cardi B
and show him who's boss. Now.

431
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:02,208
<i>It's not the best plan.</i>

432
00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:04,625
<i>I mean, no one will ask me to do a TEDx.</i>

433
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,458
<i>But if it works, who cares.</i>

434
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:07,791
Phase one.

435
00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,458
Know your enemy.

436
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:13,875
What does Federica like?
Concerts, vintage clothes, RuPaul.

437
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,791
<i>Federica is the kind of girl who'd</i>

438
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:21,250
<i>like to confess her secrets</i>
<i>to someone who represents a cliché,</i>

439
00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:22,833
<i>the gay friend.</i>

440
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,916
-No, I mean...
-What?

441
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,208
A RuPaul T-shirt!

442
00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,000
Of course. You like RuPaul?

443
00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:31,083
-You can't imagine how much.
-Really?

444
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:34,041
<i>Phase two. Coffee, intrigue, secrets...</i>

445
00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:38,625
<i>She tells you about a crisis with Matte</i>
<i>because of another guy that she likes.</i>

446
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,958
<i>She tells you his name, surname, address.</i>

447
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,208
<i>Giulio should work for the FBI.</i>

448
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:45,875
<i>Phase three. Inform Matte.</i>

449
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:49,250
<i>Social media's a good way</i>
<i>to ruin someone's life.</i>

450
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:52,208
<i>You can send a message</i>
<i>from a fake profile.</i>

451
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,833
<i>He supports Udinese?</i>

452
00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:01,666
I was alone. He was there, you weren't.
What was I supposed to do?

453
00:33:01,791 --> 00:33:03,666
-Sure. Good.
-Matte!

454
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,625
<i>And now it's my turn.</i>

455
00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:31,208
<i>God. Did I exaggerate?</i>

456
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,333
<i>What if he's really hurt?</i>

457
00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:37,708
<i>What now? What does a guy do</i>
<i>when he finds out he was cheated on?</i>

458
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,708
<i>I can picture Matte spending days</i>
<i>wearing the same cargo pants.</i>

459
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:54,666
<i>Hours spent watching</i>
<i>the best Udinese goals.</i>

460
00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:58,458
<i>De Bernardi passes the ball. Goal!</i>

461
00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:02,375
<i>And then... there's porn.</i>

462
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:05,625
<i>Always on those websites. Right, Matte?</i>

463
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,625
<i>Porn and soccer, soccer and porn.</i>

464
00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:14,166
<i>And when you think you feel better,</i>
<i>your favorite playlist messes you up</i>

465
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,750
<i>with the wrong song.</i>

466
00:34:21,166 --> 00:34:23,750
<i>God, Matte. I'd like to know how you are.</i>

467
00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:27,333
I'm good. Yes.

468
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:29,958
What are you doing here?

469
00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:32,166
Have you been crying?

470
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:38,166
A little, earlier.
Because I came third with Udinese.

471
00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:42,166
-It was like in 2010. Thanks.
-Great!

472
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,916
Is that right?

473
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,708
You know the Udinese anthem?

474
00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:02,583
I love anthems. I collect them.

475
00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:06,750
-You collect soccer teams' anthems...
-Do you want to go out with me?

476
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,291
I can sing other ones for you.

477
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,125
-Well, I'll go.
-Let's go out.

478
00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:17,208
Yes, let's go out together.

479
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,708
-Okay.
-Okay.

480
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,625
-Bye.
-Bye.

481
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:30,000
Yes!

482
00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,875
<i>No errors allowed. It'll be perfect.</i>

483
00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:36,958
<i>I'll plan every little detail.</i>

484
00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:57,833
Are you ready?

485
00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:02,666
Are you sure?

486
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:06,708
Isn't it too early?
What if you're disappointed?

487
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,875
If your feet are cold,
will you wear socks? No!

488
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:11,541
No socks, right?

489
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,791
No, no socks.

490
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,875
It must be perfect. That's all.

491
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:23,500
Yes, I must hide my feet. Absolutely!

492
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:26,833
Yes?

493
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:29,833
Sweetheart, these are yours.

494
00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,625
Yes. Put them over there.

495
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,750
Thanks.

496
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,041
Well...

497
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:45,125
And these! Voilà!

498
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,791
I need to change the picture of the dog.

499
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,125
I didn't know it's 1980.

500
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,375
Come on, sweetheart.
We can organize something here!

501
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:56,875
On the terrace. We can order giant pizzas.

502
00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:59,958
We'll have some music.
Even just for a few guests.

503
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:03,541
Can you promise you'll think about it?

504
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:06,208
Okay, all right.

505
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,791
-What?
-Nothing.

506
00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:17,583
I was thinking that
he looks better with short hair.

507
00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:18,916
-You think?
-Yes.

508
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:22,375
No, because he's always been like this.

509
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:34,291
-How are you, sweetheart?
-I'm good. Yes.

510
00:37:34,791 --> 00:37:37,000
-All good at school?
-Very.

511
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,791
Do you have any new friends?

512
00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:41,791
-Nina?
-All is good, Mom!

513
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:44,166
But I'm busy now!

514
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:46,083
-Okay?
-Fine.

515
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:54,833
Can I help you with something?
Maybe with your hair?

516
00:37:57,083 --> 00:38:00,583
Sweetheart, you don't
have to be embarrassed.

517
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:03,916
At your age I was very hairy.
I had a moustache.

518
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,250
This should be vertical.
It must follow the direction...

519
00:38:08,375 --> 00:38:11,083
There were no instructions.
So I put it this way.

520
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,041
-Don't touch.
-Getting ready for something?

521
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,000
No, it's for a challenge.

522
00:38:18,791 --> 00:38:21,458
-What?
-A challenge, Mom.

523
00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:24,958
A date?

524
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:29,416
No, a challenge. If you don't know
what it is, it's not my problem.

525
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:32,541
-No, it's my problem.
-Yes.

526
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,541
Anyway, the hot one is better.
It opens the pores.

527
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,666
-I didn't find it.
-Okay.

528
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:42,708
-Put some baby powder on it.
-Can you leave?

529
00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:44,583
Thank you!

530
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,000
<i>Okay, waxing was a bad idea.</i>

531
00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:02,125
<i>If needed, I accept the pain.</i>

532
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,875
<i>What I cannot accept is that</i>
<i>he wore Lycra shorts.</i>

533
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,666
-Is that Lycra?
-Yes.

534
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:20,458
I never felt the Lycra texture.

535
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,791
-Can I? Are you sure?
-Yes, please.

536
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,416
It's nice.

537
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,083
-It's comfortable.
-Yes, it's cool.

538
00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:35,041
It's elastic.

539
00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:42,041
-What about this?
-This is Gore-Tex.

540
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:45,208
It's great. It keeps you warm,
but you don't sweat.

541
00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:46,833
You can pedal forever...

542
00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:50,375
Have you ever thought
about cycling around the world?

543
00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:53,375
No.

544
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,583
He's slow.

545
00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:59,791
<i>We were there. And he kept talking.</i>

546
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,291
<i>Talk, talk, talk!</i>

547
00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,500
<i>I wanted to tell him,</i>

548
00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:09,958
"I like you and you like me.
What's the issue? Take me, do something!"

549
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,666
-But you didn't, right?
-No.

550
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,208
Let's analyze the situation.

551
00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:14,833
On one side we have Matte,

552
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:18,666
his Lycra pants, his slowness,
and possible homosexuality.

553
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,916
On the other side we have Stella,

554
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,416
her aggressiveness, her burning loins,
and ten miles for a shag.

555
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:27,541
Stella, I don't get it.

556
00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,333
Give him another chance.

557
00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:32,500
I have three weeks.
At this pace, I'll never fuck.

558
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:40,958
-Stella?
-What?

559
00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:46,416
You must end it.
You'll never make it with him.

560
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,666
It's Matte. He's...

561
00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:00,500
He wants to see me, he'll organize
something nice. He said nice.

562
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:06,625
I mean, a slow person says "nice"
before saying "sexy," right?

563
00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,166
You're going out. You know that, right?

564
00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:11,250
We're not going out.

565
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,500
You know what people do when they go out?

566
00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,375
-Hi.
-Hi.

567
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,375
You look beautiful.

568
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:37,791
And you are... tone on tone.

569
00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:40,916
Thank you.

570
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,666
-Shall we go in?
-Yes, sure.

571
00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:55,958
Do you like it?

572
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:58,041
Yes.

573
00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,708
It's nice, yes.

574
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:08,000
-Where are we?
-It's a surprise.

575
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,750
-There's no one here.
-It's all for us.

576
00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:20,083
THEATER
ELISEO

577
00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:21,875
-Really?
-Please.

578
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:28,291
-Should I sit?
-Or we can eat standing.

579
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,750
-No.
-Yes.

580
00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:32,625
Okay.

581
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:43,041
-The menu.
-Yes.

582
00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,750
STARTERS:
SEXUAL FANTASIES

583
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,000
COURSE 1:
EPIC FUCK-UPS

584
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,291
COURSE 2:
FAVORITE THINGS

585
00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:56,916
What is this?

586
00:42:57,916 --> 00:43:01,000
So, every dish has a topic.

587
00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,541
We tell something about ourselves.

588
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:06,083
If one doesn't say anything, no food.

589
00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:08,708
<i>You shouldn't have done this to me.</i>

590
00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:11,041
-Ready?
<i>-Fuck.</i>

591
00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:14,666
Let's begin with a starter.

592
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:18,166
-Your sexual fantasies.
-This is crazy.

593
00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:20,333
I'll start.

594
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:24,666
-Do it with Dua Lipa.
-Me too!

595
00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:26,208
You too?

596
00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:30,333
I mean, do it with a Dua Lipa song
in the background.

597
00:43:30,416 --> 00:43:32,250
-Okay.
-Okay?

598
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:33,916
Yes, now...

599
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,250
Now it makes sense.

600
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,541
All right, good!

601
00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:40,666
First test passed.

602
00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:45,958
I only thanked the first girl
who kissed me. It's not a tragedy, right?

603
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:51,041
-No, it's worse.
-You're mean.

604
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:54,791
I can't compete.

605
00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:59,583
I once said "fuck" in church,
and everyone heard it.

606
00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:01,083
And they still let you in?

607
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,625
I was there for other reasons.

608
00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:07,583
Let's continue.

609
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:11,291
"My favorite things that no one knows."

610
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,750
They're too many.

611
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,875
I'll start...

612
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:17,875
<i>Sharknado,</i> ugly dogs,

613
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:21,250
and the top 50 songs
of Thailand, Malaysia and Ecuador.

614
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,250
<i>Sharknado?</i>

615
00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:25,833
I like shark movies, okay?

616
00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:27,625
And I'm terrified of sharks.

617
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,708
"We need a bigger boat!"

618
00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:33,416
Okay.

619
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,375
All right, okay.

620
00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:39,375
What else scares you?

621
00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,458
That's not on the menu.

622
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:46,833
But if you don't tell me, no food.

623
00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:52,791
I'd say solitude. Yes.

624
00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:57,125
I'm a bit worried about being alone.

625
00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:03,583
So, last course? What do you say?

626
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:06,833
"Something about yourself
you've never told anyone."

627
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,833
I'll start, okay?

628
00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:15,208
I told you I spent a lot of time
with my grandma as a child.

629
00:45:15,291 --> 00:45:16,291
Yes, you did.

630
00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:21,125
Well, I cried a lot, and she hated it.

631
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:25,416
Once she called me "crybaby"
in front of all my friends.

632
00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:29,041
I haven't cried ever since.

633
00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,416
Except when...

634
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:37,291
When she died. I cried for a week.

635
00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:44,000
It's nothing major,
but I've never told anyone.

636
00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,291
Are you okay?

637
00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:03,583
There's something that messed things up.

638
00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,833
What?

639
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:11,291
My father...

640
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:14,875
Dad was, we were...

641
00:46:15,541 --> 00:46:19,750
-Dad...
-Stella. Hey.

642
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:22,500
Don't worry.

643
00:46:23,791 --> 00:46:26,125
All is fine, okay?

644
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,333
Don't worry.

645
00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:44,166
Tell me the truth.
This was your goal, right?

646
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:49,333
Find out my shit, put me on the spot,
say all is fine and be the mature one?

647
00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,625
-What goal?
-Don't say anything.

648
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:56,375
All this crap of going one step at a time.
I don't want to know you, Matte!

649
00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:58,833
Okay? And I don't want you to know me!

650
00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,750
Fuck Matte. I'll tell you tomorrow.

651
00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:15,291
Fuck!

652
00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:32,916
We must go back to our lives before Matte.

653
00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:35,916
No, Stella. It's all good.

654
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I understand the waste of time,
I understand the slowest guy in the world.

655
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,333
I understand the checklist. But...

656
00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:46,166
Can't we see what Matte did for you?

657
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,125
He's a rare breed!

658
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:52,583
The body of a <i>Riverdale </i>character
and the soul of John Green.

659
00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:55,208
Someone needs love here.

660
00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:59,250
Nina, Stella is right.
We must care about what's important.

661
00:48:03,416 --> 00:48:05,583
GET A JOB INTERVIEW

662
00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:10,125
Detergent company, 420 employees,
the owner Tian Zhang is Marta's father.

663
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,958
Girls, are you sure?

664
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,750
Not even my assistant found your e-mail.

665
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:25,583
Marta would have told me.

666
00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:27,958
Yes, Stella is here for an interview.

667
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:45,916
Is my dad here?

668
00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:50,541
So annoying, there's no one.

669
00:48:50,916 --> 00:48:52,208
Can't you do it online?

670
00:48:52,291 --> 00:48:54,708
You think Amazon will
send the DJ to my house?

671
00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:58,416
I need my dad's card to pay
for food, alcohol and music.

672
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,916
It's a villa, play music with your phone.

673
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:03,583
Are you listening to yourself?
Not at my place.

674
00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:08,958
Why are you both here?

675
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:16,250
Because women always go
to the toilet in pairs.

676
00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:19,375
In pairs.

677
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,958
I don't mean your office is a toilet,
even if you make intimate cleanser.

678
00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:28,375
I wouldn't dare.

679
00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:32,708
-Right?
-Yes.

680
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,791
I need this interview,
I don't have much time left.

681
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:38,666
Because she's pregnant!

682
00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:42,291
I mean, it'll show soon.

683
00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:46,916
I don't need to explain to you
how this works, right?

684
00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:50,750
Delicate soap for babies.

685
00:49:51,041 --> 00:49:52,666
-Sorry.
-Don't speak.

686
00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:56,750
So, how did it go?

687
00:49:56,833 --> 00:50:01,375
Nina went against all rules
saying that I'm a single mother,

688
00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:05,458
so a lifetime supply of baby soap
is a good achievement. Right?

689
00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:08,458
It says you can use it
as an intimate cleanser.

690
00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:12,875
Well, while you've been sorting out
things down there for the next ten years,

691
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,916
I got booked as a photographer
at Marta Zhang's party.

692
00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:18,208
-No.
-No.

693
00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:21,208
Yes! And you're both invited.

694
00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:25,583
Stella, at this party,
you'll be able to check off two goals.

695
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:29,291
First, it's a rich people's party.

696
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:31,750
-Look at the house.
-Wow!

697
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:35,041
And the most important thing.

698
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,083
You'll lose your virginity!

699
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:40,625
-With who?
-Lorenzo Zhang.

700
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,791
Her younger brother. Hot.

701
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,416
Stella...

702
00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,083
Fuck yeah, it's a match!

703
00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:55,458
Fucking hell.

704
00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,500
That's cool. I'm sweating.

705
00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,291
I'm coming for you.

706
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:41,416
Wow. Not even porn movies begin like this.

707
00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:44,916
Nice to meet you. I'm Stella.

708
00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:46,916
I'm Lorenzo.

709
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:49,416
We've never met before.

710
00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:53,250
You mean, before you set your eyes on me?

711
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:10,833
God, I'm sorry. I'll explain later.

712
00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,291
Get closer.

713
00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:19,958
Okay.

714
00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:23,750
Marta will put this on her profile.

715
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,416
If you look good.

716
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,708
-Sorry, is there a waiver?
-What?

717
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,208
You're not authorized.

718
00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:38,750
Unless I can get you a drink.

719
00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:45,791
Do you have a villa in Cremasco?

720
00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:17,208
I can see you're feeling better.

721
00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:19,375
I have better things to do. Sorry.

722
00:53:57,875 --> 00:54:00,750
-What a nice dress.
-Thank you!

723
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:04,083
-Who are you?
-Nina.

724
00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:08,583
-My God.
-Bye.

725
00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:16,625
-Let's go. I want to leave.
-Careful. What happened?

726
00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:20,083
-I want to leave. Let's go.
-Here's what we'll do. Get a drink.

727
00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:23,625
Can she have a gin tonic, please?
And we'll have fun.

728
00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:26,458
We will. I won't leave you alone. Okay?

729
00:54:27,583 --> 00:54:28,875
-Okay?
-Okay.

730
00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:31,875
You know what? Marta is fun, I swear.

731
00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:35,375
Let's go. It's about to start!

732
00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:41,000
-What's happening over there?
-I don't know.

733
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,833
-No.
-Yes! Let's go!

734
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,333
Let's get another one.

735
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,500
Sure, Nina.

736
00:55:54,166 --> 00:55:56,750
Don't worry. I'll find Lorenzo.

737
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:42,708
Thank you.
I want to wish Marta a happy birthday.

738
00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:50,875
Your friends asked me to sing a song.
So this is for you.

739
00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:17,125
No, not this. Stop everything.

740
00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,791
Nina, let's stop everything.

741
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:23,083
Let's switch off the power.
Let's stop this torture.

742
00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:25,333
-No, Stella. We won't.
-Please. Help.

743
00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:28,083
Let's watch the concert.
It won't happen again.

744
00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,458
I'll take care of it.

745
00:57:48,750 --> 00:57:51,166
<i>Police for Roma Tuscolana, good evening.</i>

746
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:55,791
Good evening.
I'd like to report public indecency.

747
00:57:55,875 --> 00:58:01,458
At a house party.
I live near this house, you know?

748
00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:04,500
<i>Madam, a house is not a public place.</i>

749
00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:08,916
Sure, of course... You...

750
00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:11,375
Fuck!

751
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:30,583
<i>There! Imagine these seconds of darkness</i>
<i>as the time needed to learn where you are,</i>

752
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,666
<i>who you are,</i>
<i>and how you got to your bed after a party.</i>

753
00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:40,500
<i>Hoping all went well,</i>
<i>but with the feeling that it didn't.</i>

754
00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:45,875
<i>A hangover is a long dose of paranoia</i>
<i>spiced with a gin tonic and nachos.</i>

755
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:05,583
NINA LEFT THE GROUP

756
00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:11,166
Shit!

757
00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:13,250
<i>You don't remember anything?</i>

758
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:17,041
It's understandable. You drunk everything.

759
00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,500
But there is good news.

760
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:25,000
You can't check off fucking,
but ruining a party, yes.

761
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,416
-What did I do?
-What did you do?

762
00:59:29,916 --> 00:59:32,041
Luckily I took pictures.

763
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,041
What are you doing?

764
00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:56,708
-I need him.
-What are you saying? Are you drunk?

765
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:59,291
I need to check off
the most important thing.

766
00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:01,291
You have all your life, I don't.

767
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,666
-You're crazy. I'm taking you home now.
-No, you won't.

768
01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:10,750
Thank you, really.

769
01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:12,500
-Thank you all.
-Thank you.

770
01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:13,416
See you soon.

771
01:00:15,416 --> 01:00:17,083
Amazing!

772
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:20,958
Thank you for coming.

773
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:27,083
But especially, thank you
to those who made this an epic party!

774
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:35,125
Thank you. I saw you dancing.

775
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:37,666
I saw new couples,

776
01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:40,666
and old ones.

777
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:45,333
So let's toast to us,

778
01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:47,958
to this party,

779
01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:50,000
and to love!

780
01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:55,125
Why don't we toast to those
who are not having any fucking fun?

781
01:00:55,625 --> 01:00:57,541
Why the fuck are you here?

782
01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:01,916
Why don't we toast
to those who didn't find love?

783
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,291
Someone do something!

784
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,416
Or to those who had it stolen
by their sisters?

785
01:01:06,541 --> 01:01:09,250
We need something more modern.

786
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,875
Against the love lobby. Empowerment!

787
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,250
-Let's do...
-Give it to me.

788
01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:17,458
-Give it to me.
-It's mine!

789
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,541
-No!
-Shut up!

790
01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:33,625
Alberto isn't coming to get you, Nina.

791
01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:37,541
-Who's Alberto?
-It's Alessandro, Stella.

792
01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:40,666
Wasn't it Alessio?

793
01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:44,416
Fuck off! Ruining the party
for everyone wasn't enough?

794
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:45,625
Nina...

795
01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:50,708
If we don't remember your boyfriend's name
is not because we're assholes.

796
01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,458
It's because he's never around.

797
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,000
And sorry, at first,
I thought you made him up.

798
01:01:57,083 --> 01:02:00,250
Because I'm the one
who makes things up here, right?

799
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:06,208
Who's with Alberto, Alessio
or what's his name and he's never around?

800
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:09,541
You can't admit it to yourself,
let alone him.

801
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:12,500
-Stella...
-Stella what?

802
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:17,083
Look at you.
Why do you keep embellishing this crap?

803
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:19,458
Squash it!

804
01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:22,541
Sweetheart, what happened?

805
01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:28,041
Nothing. Nothing happened.

806
01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,875
How long is this torture?

807
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:40,000
Stella?

808
01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:44,250
Can you tell me what happened?

809
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:48,041
Ma'am, your daughter sent a girl
to the hospital and called us.

810
01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:49,708
She reported herself?

811
01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:52,416
Don't laugh, it's not funny.

812
01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:55,583
It's not funny. This is serious.

813
01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:59,250
I thought it was a phase,
but we need to seek help.

814
01:02:59,666 --> 01:03:02,291
-So, let's try... Yes, honey.
-No.

815
01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:06,208
We'll find someone good,

816
01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:11,291
someone you can talk to, analyze things.
He'll provide you with some tools...

817
01:03:11,416 --> 01:03:13,541
Mom, you're exaggerating.

818
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:17,625
Yes, it's been an eventful night,

819
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:20,000
but I swear that I only wanted to fuck.

820
01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:21,750
What?

821
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:26,208
Ma'am, there are some forms to fill out.

822
01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:41,750
I can't go back to school after this.

823
01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:46,125
Stella, cheer up. Everything will be okay.

824
01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:48,041
What? When?

825
01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:52,458
My birthday is close, the checklist
is gone. I have nothing left, Giulio.

826
01:03:52,541 --> 01:03:55,250
You have me. Your best friend.

827
01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,625
My only best friend.

828
01:03:57,708 --> 01:04:01,125
You chose a photographer
as your only best friend.

829
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,791
He has an exhibition coming up.

830
01:04:03,458 --> 01:04:05,791
You'll take care of promoting it.

831
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:08,583
Put flyers everywhere,
think of nothing else.

832
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:12,666
Okay.

833
01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:24,125
Who's Davide?

834
01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:27,916
No one.

835
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,666
"No one" wants to come to the exhibition.

836
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:33,583
And go for a drink after that.

837
01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:37,208
The guy from the party.

838
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,083
-Him?
-Him.

839
01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:43,041
-And?
-And he's...

840
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:46,583
Hot, very hot.

841
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:50,125
-But he...
-But what?

842
01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:52,625
Come on. What's wrong with him?

843
01:04:53,666 --> 01:04:55,291
Why don't you go for it?

844
01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:57,708
No.

845
01:04:58,333 --> 01:05:02,708
-I don't want your advice.
-I won't give you any.

846
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:07,208
-Hi. It's Stella, a friend of Giulio's.
-No, Stella.

847
01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:09,250
-You don't know how much...
-Stella, no.

848
01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:13,041
...he'd like to spend a night with you,
but he's afraid to tell you.

849
01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:16,000
-I think... Yes.
-Sent?

850
01:05:16,541 --> 01:05:19,333
30 OCT - GIULIO ANGELUCCI
EVERY ME & EVERY YOU

851
01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:43,041
You're an asshole, you know that, right?

852
01:05:43,125 --> 01:05:46,666
You left me alone at the dinner
and you didn't even apologize.

853
01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,333
Not even that, okay?

854
01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,875
And you avoided me at the party.

855
01:05:50,958 --> 01:05:52,750
And not only did you avoid me.

856
01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:56,291
-You kissed someone else in front of me.
-Matte...

857
01:05:56,375 --> 01:06:00,500
This pushed me back with Federica.

858
01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:05,166
I did it because we're a mess together.

859
01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:09,791
We don't have the same pace either.
You're like lightning,

860
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,958
-and I'm slow, very slow. Yes.
-You are slow.

861
01:06:13,041 --> 01:06:16,041
Yes, but being with her

862
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:19,083
made me realize that I like you.

863
01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:22,791
Yes! I like being with you,
joking around with you.

864
01:06:22,958 --> 01:06:27,750
Learning things I don't know,
like that one can collect teams' anthems.

865
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:30,250
If you end up in prison for what you did,

866
01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,208
I hope you choose me
to spend your time off with.

867
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:35,250
Matte, I don't know how to do it.

868
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:39,875
What? To be with someone?

869
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:41,666
I don't know how.

870
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:48,958
Well, people fight, they make up, and...

871
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:59,125
-Don't you dare thank me. No!
-No.

872
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:34,666
-What?
-Wait there.

873
01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:38,375
Are you okay?

874
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:11,916
Undress me.

875
01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:25,875
MAKE SMALL TALK*
(but I exaggerated)

876
01:10:25,958 --> 01:10:28,375
I wrote a tip for relationships
on each shirt.

877
01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:41,375
FIGHT AND ASK
WHY AM I DOING THIS!!

878
01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:51,458
MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER
WHEN ONE WEARS SOMETHING AWFUL...

879
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,708
It doesn't count now. No.

880
01:11:02,416 --> 01:11:04,541
ACCEPT THE FLAWS OF THE OTHER PERSON.

881
01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:07,125
-Okay, but...
-Wait.

882
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:10,166
No cycling shorts on a date. Okay?

883
01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:14,875
IF WE CAN'T DO SOMETHING,
LET'S SAY SO TACTFULLY!

884
01:11:15,041 --> 01:11:18,000
I got it. Sorry.

885
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:25,041
WE'LL NEGLECT
FAMILY, SCHOOL, BEST FRIENDS

886
01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:24,500
Fuck!

887
01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:29,333
-Fuck!
-What?

888
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:35,041
-Shit! Wait.
-Hey.

889
01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:38,250
20 MISSED CALLS FROM GIULIO

890
01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:41,250
-Fuck!
-Stella, are you okay?

891
01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:47,958
Hey!

892
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:03,541
Think of something to say!

893
01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:16,583
Where's my fucking Steve McCurry?

894
01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:28,125
-Giulio, please...
-I don't want to talk, Stella.

895
01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:30,541
I'm not even disappointed.

896
01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,208
I'm tired.

897
01:13:33,291 --> 01:13:38,333
As you say, there's no perfect love,
so there's no perfect friend.

898
01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:41,833
Please. Something happened.

899
01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,791
What happened this time?

900
01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:51,125
A sudden death? Your checklist? What?

901
01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:56,291
No. Maybe a love story
you don't care about.

902
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:02,500
Did you tell him the truth?
About the dog years?

903
01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:05,125
That you think you're gonna die,
so you go fast?

904
01:14:05,625 --> 01:14:08,958
You run so much
that you'll ruin the relationship.

905
01:14:09,791 --> 01:14:12,416
Does he know you sent the text
that broke them up?

906
01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:13,958
He doesn't, right?

907
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:17,500
And what's funny
is that you didn't do it for love.

908
01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:21,583
You did it for yourself,
because you have a checklist

909
01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:24,541
and he's only one of the items.
The most important one.

910
01:14:26,041 --> 01:14:26,958
Fuck.

911
01:14:29,875 --> 01:14:30,791
Well done.

912
01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:39,500
Matte...

913
01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,125
<i>Time passed</i>
<i>as I counted the passing of time.</i>

914
01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:19,208
<i>I counted time to find the time.</i>

915
01:15:19,291 --> 01:15:21,333
<i>The time to make the end acceptable.</i>

916
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:25,166
<i>But now that it was coming,</i>
<i>I knew I had failed.</i>

917
01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:27,166
<i>I'd ruined everything.</i>

918
01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,166
<i>I'll be 16 tomorrow.</i>

919
01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:33,250
<i>Now I know how sad my dog years are.</i>

920
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:28,416
There's too much onion. They'll find out.

921
01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:31,250
Why we are doing this?

922
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:34,541
Because it's filthy, Dad.
And we love filthy.

923
01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:37,291
We should go all in.

924
01:16:38,083 --> 01:16:41,500
Next time, we'll add hot dogs, peppers...

925
01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:45,541
So if Mom and Ludo find out,
they'll kick us out of the house.

926
01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:48,958
But you know why?
Because we've never invited them.

927
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:51,625
We've never talked about it properly.

928
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,250
-It's useless.
-Why?

929
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:57,000
Can you picture them eating
a seafood pizza in the car?

930
01:16:57,541 --> 01:16:59,291
-No.
-Exactly.

931
01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:04,583
Well, last slice. I'm ready. Go on.

932
01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:08,541
Can I remind you that last time
it didn't go well for you?

933
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:11,125
Okay, can I have a rematch?

934
01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,208
-Sure.
-Tell me when you're ready.

935
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,208
-Ready?
-Yes.

936
01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:33,541
-There it is.
-Come on!

937
01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,875
Hold the box,
I don't want to mess up the car.

938
01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:40,291
-I'll eat it slowly. I'll go all around.
-I want a rematch as well.

939
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:43,000
-You can't. Last slice. Quiet.
-Leave a piece.

940
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,916
You know this song?

941
01:18:09,041 --> 01:18:13,500
-Yes. You don't?
-No. And I don't like it.

942
01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:17,541
So my problem is that my daughter
is very young

943
01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:20,791
and she listens to old music, right?

944
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,458
No, the problem is mine.

945
01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:26,375
I have an old father
who listens to music for kids.

946
01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:32,250
The old father keeps up with young music,
he's up to date.

947
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,333
Yes, fine.

948
01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,333
I knew you knew it.

949
01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:10,541
<i>I pictured the end in many ways.</i>

950
01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:15,750
<i>Like and unlike any other.</i>

951
01:21:17,333 --> 01:21:19,958
<i>Sometimes I thought they would realize.</i>

952
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:24,083
<i>Other times that no one would.</i>

953
01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,750
<i>I've seen the worst ends,</i>

954
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:30,625
<i>so I've tried to get the best.</i>

955
01:21:31,541 --> 01:21:34,000
<i>I don't think I succeeded.</i>

956
01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:38,250
<i>I don't know</i>
<i>if I could have done anything.</i>

957
01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:42,250
<i>A checklist is not enough</i>
<i>for what I'd have liked to do.</i>

958
01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:45,041
<i>Or better yet,</i>
<i>for who I'd have liked to be.</i>

959
01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:48,833
<i>Maybe the end would have been the same.</i>

960
01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:52,458
<i>Something that comes silently.</i>

961
01:21:53,166 --> 01:21:55,333
<i>You know how dogs die.</i>

962
01:21:56,416 --> 01:21:57,333
<i>Alone.</i>

963
01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:47,791
Now we can leave.

964
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:30,000
<i>You never expect some things to happen.</i>

965
01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:33,791
<i>The bad...</i>

966
01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:37,833
<i>and the good ones.</i>

967
01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:45,333
<i>A dog got injured in the accident.</i>

968
01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:50,250
<i>The vet said he would not run anymore,</i>
<i>nor live long, since he was old.</i>

969
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:55,875
<i>So I decided to take care of him,</i>
<i>because we shared the same fate.</i>

970
01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:58,250
<i>He couldn't run anymore.</i>

971
01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,500
<i>And I instead started</i>
<i>running as fast as I could.</i>

972
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:34,125
Piedino!

973
01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:49,666
Mom, something incredible...

974
01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:51,666
happened.

975
01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:54,916
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

976
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,333
Happy birthday, honey.

977
01:25:58,791 --> 01:26:00,291
I made it.

978
01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:19,541
I don't know why you decided to come.

979
01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:21,416
Maybe you're changing your mind.

980
01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:25,500
Piedino started running and led me here.

981
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:29,250
I thought no one would be here...

982
01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,333
But you're so many...

983
01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:39,333
I mean, not that many.

984
01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:44,291
But it's you, and you're here.

985
01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:47,875
Mom.

986
01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:52,375
I don't know if these are
the heavenly signs you talk about.

987
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:57,291
I only know that, if Piedino took his time
before running again,

988
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:02,291
maybe I should do the same, okay?

989
01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:06,958
Without thinking about when I'll die
and how it'll be. Okay?

990
01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:13,875
Without skipping steps and being hated
by 0.0001% of the world population.

991
01:27:15,791 --> 01:27:20,041
You, Mom. And another two or three people.

992
01:27:20,750 --> 01:27:26,250
So, 0.0001% of seven billion people...

993
01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:45,791
-You know what annoys me?
-I know.

994
01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:48,625
No. I've given you so much advice.

995
01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:50,791
-You've never listened to me.
-Sorry.

996
01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:56,000
You've always treated me like an idiot.
Technically, you're a shitty friend.

997
01:27:57,791 --> 01:28:00,708
Should I tell you
the awful things you did to me?

998
01:28:01,083 --> 01:28:05,083
Or the nice things you did
while you acted like an asshole?

999
01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:10,791
Look.

1000
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:18,000
And if you scroll up...

1001
01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:20,125
No, thank you.

1002
01:28:21,125 --> 01:28:22,041
Okay.

1003
01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,750
By the way, I left him.

1004
01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:29,250
Francesco.

1005
01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:32,208
-His name.
-Yes.

1006
01:28:32,291 --> 01:28:34,833
-Francesco.
-Francesco.

1007
01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:46,458
-What convinced you to come?
-Let's say that someone might have...

1008
01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:52,375
bought us. For 20 euros.

1009
01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:56,208
She's an accountant, after all.

1010
01:29:04,125 --> 01:29:07,583
Too bad she didn't buy everyone.

1011
01:29:12,125 --> 01:29:14,916
Stella, do you want my advice?

1012
01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:23,000
Are you or aren't you
an Amazonian royal flycatcher?

1013
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:26,958
-Yes.
-Yes.

1014
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:30,041
-So, go. Run.
-Go.

1015
01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:32,750
-Come on.
-Go, Stella!

1016
01:29:32,833 --> 01:29:34,875
-Okay.
-Go!

1017
01:29:36,791 --> 01:29:37,708
Great.

1018
01:30:27,708 --> 01:30:31,500
I know. I was wrong, sorry.

1019
01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:35,375
Where is Matte?

1020
01:30:37,125 --> 01:30:40,250
Okay. Thank you.

1021
01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:47,250
-Did you like it?
-Yes.

1022
01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:49,500
Me too.



