1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,120 Can you hear me? 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,280 Even though it doesn't matter now. 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,200 The posts are always there. 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,960 Everyone who will be affected by this last message will listen. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,920 There is no one in the building. 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,920 No one is working. They've been all sent home. 9 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,040 The honor of recording the last message was entrusted to me. 10 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,800 A simple janitor. 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,520 The authorities imposed a State of Emergency 12 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,440 and we were forced to live in it for the past 30 years. 13 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,240 Only a few seconds are left before the meteor impact. 14 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,680 The City services ceased their work. As if they ever worked before. 15 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,200 Radio and TV broadcasting will also stop soon. 16 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:58,400 Problems with electricity and water supplies are possible. 17 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,160 The trains and airplanes haven't moved, 18 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,320 but that's since the time of the coronavirus. 19 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,480 Actually, you don't have to worry about saving or stacking up. 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,480 You can die in peace... 21 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,280 No one can save us anyway. 22 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:21,160 ASTERRARIUM 23 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,920 Come in! 24 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,760 Don't worry about the shoes. It won't stink. 25 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,840 Mammy, look! Did you patch up the socks? 26 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:14,200 Your irreplaceable outfit. Graduation, wedding, graveyard. 27 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,920 God, it starts... 28 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,440 Where did you dig up your grandpa? 29 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,600 Did you cut the pockets open? Do you remember the wedding? 30 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,840 Andrei! 31 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,040 They gave him money, and his pockets were patched up. 32 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,040 He started sticking cash down his underwear. 33 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,120 Stop it already! 34 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,720 Tanya the shopkeeper had the stench on her hands for two weeks. 35 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,720 And his pubic hair was all over the shop's sausage. 36 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,840 Can you talk like a normal person at least on this day? 37 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,920 Go on. Start your tale. 38 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,120 I sat there thinking... 39 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,680 Cans. 40 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,480 Pickles. 41 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,960 Brought a flair gun. 42 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,600 Maybe we can launch a flair rocket? 43 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,840 I thought 44 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,320 we'd do it together. You know... 45 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,080 Want a drink? 46 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,440 Want some ice? Or just some spit? 47 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,560 He's been like that the entire day. 48 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,320 Got an idea. 49 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,240 -Mammy, come to me. -Why should I? 50 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,160 -Well, at least to the friend zone. -I don't want to. 51 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,200 -At least to the friend zone. Sit down. -I don't want to. 52 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,560 Let's have a meat party. 53 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:02,560 Just the three of us. A burger party, what do you say? 54 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,440 Like we were young. 55 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,160 I'll be the top bun... 56 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,720 -You'll be the meat. -Bastard! Enough already! 57 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,880 Stop it! 58 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,040 What's wrong, Nadya? A 3-way burger. 59 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,360 -For God's sake, stop it! -Well, you did sleep with him. 60 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,800 That was so long ago. What's the difference? 61 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,760 -There is a big difference. -How big? 62 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,400 30 years. 63 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,240 That's almost yesterday. How old were you 30 years ago? 64 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,960 -23. -What changed? Nothing. 65 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,920 Look. Only her bellybutton can now touch her tits. 66 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,520 And ours can touch our sacks. 67 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,320 You're sick! 68 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:53,480 -You're an old sick pervert! -I'm a fool. No, seriously, I'm a fool. 69 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:58,200 Do you think I messed up like that all my life? This... What's her name... 70 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,840 Aki... Masha! All of the whores stuck around at her place. 71 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,160 -What's her last name... Akin? Yes! -Aristova? 72 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,560 Yes! 73 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:14,200 So, Masha Aristova calls me up: "Andrei, come over!". 74 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,240 Well, you know me. I've bought a bottle of strong wine, condoms, 75 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,520 all different kinds: 76 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,960 condoms with little mustaches, glow in the dark ones. 77 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,280 Filled my pockets with them. And I'm off. 78 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,040 And then... you're calling me. You're calling me! 79 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,560 "Come over, we need to talk!". 80 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,000 And I'm standing there like a dumbass, thinking: 81 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,920 there's a blazing hot chick calling me to fuck, 82 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,120 and you're calling me to talk about your fucking misery. 83 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,560 -Do you remember that? -I don't. That's enough. 84 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:56,680 Zhdanov, I don't understand one thing: what prison were you in? 85 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,840 Why? 86 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,720 Your voice is higher than it used to be. 87 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,320 It's the same. 88 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,880 Okay. Everyone has his own thorny path. 89 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:19,720 -And what did you choose, in the end? -Nothing. Really. 90 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,000 I chose you. 91 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,760 And Kolya shot himself. 92 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:57,200 Came home, had a drink, put on his parade uniform. 93 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:02,320 Not like his grandpa's. He had his police medals, 94 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:07,000 medals for Donbass, Syria. Said: "Wait, Dad, 95 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,880 why should you suffer? We'll all die in the end. Come here". 96 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,640 Then he shot himself. Bang! 97 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,840 No shit! 98 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,520 Zhdanov! 99 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,840 My condolences 100 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,680 -What? -Set the table! 101 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,520 -What? -What if Victor and Pavel also... 102 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,760 Shut up! Our kids aren't the shit that his Kolya was. 103 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:06,080 I'm sorry, Zhdanov. But your son was shit. 104 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,600 -Shit! Ran over my dog. -He didn't run over your dog. 105 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,200 Then who did? 106 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:15,440 Did it run over itself, and smear its innards on your son's wheels?! 107 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,200 The entire house hated your dog. When it got run over, 108 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,880 we could go out safely. The dog was really fucked up. 109 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,720 You were fucked up too. My Polkan only barked at people. 110 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,400 There. That's what his "bark" did to me. 111 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,280 Who the hell knows, who bit you?! Fuck knows... 112 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,920 Maybe your sluts got passionate with you. 113 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,560 By the way, I didn't like your Polkan either. 114 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,680 Masters take after their dogs. 115 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,760 Maybe you should go visit his fucking crazy son? 116 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,840 My son was normal. 117 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,520 Well, maybe he was. But then he got screwed over. 118 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,240 Life smeared him on its tires, like my Polkan. 119 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:59,880 -Go fuck yourself. -Where will you go? 120 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,680 Away from you! Bastard! 121 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,920 Bastard? I'm a bastard? 122 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,160 -That's enough! -He called me a bastard! 123 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:15,200 And you compared his son with a dog! 124 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,680 -Zhdanov! -What? 125 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,480 What? 126 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,960 It's not because I'm mad. I honestly said what I think. 127 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,280 -Did your son take bribes? -Well, yes. 128 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,120 When you got caught with your road patrol scam, and got 4 years, 129 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,800 did he help you? 130 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:38,880 No. 131 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,160 -And today he wanted to kill you? -Well, yes, he hid. 132 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,680 And what am I supposed to tell you? That he's a great son 133 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,040 and an honest law enforcement officer? 134 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,320 Well... No. 135 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,080 -Peace... -Where are you going? 136 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,760 To take a walk. 137 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,120 Come, 138 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:35,760 I'll be waiting for you with an open heart! 139 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,880 Just come! 140 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:55,200 Andrei, it's clear that we don't have long to live. 141 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:02,320 But I'm very sorry that I couldn't ever have a drink with you. 142 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,760 To toast. Like friends. 143 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,080 As they say, when a person doesn't drink or smoke, 144 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,000 you can't help but think, whether he's a bastard. 145 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,200 -I think Stalin said that. -Chekhov. 146 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,880 What? 147 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:23,040 Zhdanov! Have you ever seen a roll of toilet paper? 148 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,120 White, soft. 149 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,960 Flushable. 150 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:44,600 That's the only bright line in your life. 151 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,920 And I think 152 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,640 I'm about to mess it up. 153 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,760 My head is falling asleep. 154 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,440 That's it, I can't take it anymore. 155 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:48,280 Brilliant! You know... This is the best! 156 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,120 Jerk! Bastard! 157 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,960 I'm wasting my time here! 158 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:01,240 Take this here! You know what? 159 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,400 You are mediocre! 160 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,480 Look! Look at it! Ain't it beautiful! Look! 161 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:14,680 Here! Let me help you! Hold on to your precious little brush! 162 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:19,680 3 ½ hours! Damn it! I'm wasting my time on you! 163 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,720 I'm wasting my time on you! It's just... insane! 164 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:33,760 I'm going bald because of how untalented and worthless you are! 165 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,760 Just look at that pretty little thing! Think about it now! Fucking Einstein! 166 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,080 Your Jaconda is here! 167 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,200 God... 168 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,680 Moses, do you have a cigarette? 169 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,320 Fuck off! 170 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,680 Listen... I'm sorry. 171 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:11,600 I... don't have anyone else to go to. 172 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:23,800 I've had a son. No matter what he was... Even if he wasn't mine. 173 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,640 Your son stuck around all the time. Ran over my dog. 174 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,960 What's with you? Why are you going on and on about that bitch? 175 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,920 -He was male! -I don't give a damn! 176 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,920 My son didn't run over your dog! 177 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,520 It might have barked, but never smeared tires with its guts. 178 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:46,080 -That's enough! -I'll decide when it's enough. 179 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,680 Well? What? Are you giving orders now? You're shitting and I have to smell it? 180 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:55,840 Don't you try crushing me with your experience. You're in my house! 181 00:15:56,360 --> 00:16:00,880 That's it. I can't take it anymore. 182 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,320 I'm sorry, God! 183 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,080 Please, God! I beg you! 184 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,520 Make them come back today. 185 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:37,400 Make them come home. 186 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,360 Victor and Paul. 187 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,440 -He doesn't hear you. -God! 188 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,880 Creation is coming to an end, 189 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,600 and we really need time to repent. 190 00:16:55,840 --> 00:17:00,000 It's time to open up our souls and let him in. 191 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,880 Time to stop lying. You're Anna, right? 192 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:12,960 The wife of Andrei, from Khrustal. That blasphemer and obscene man... 193 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,680 Go on! Repent! Repent! 194 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,440 I'm a very bad mother. 195 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,200 I only love my son. 196 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:42,520 Well, that's natural. Our children grow up and leave us. 197 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,960 And the youngest always leaves the deepest wound. 198 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,920 -Anything else? -Yes. 199 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,280 Andrei. 200 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,320 It's like he's possessed. 201 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,880 Plus, that phone. 202 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:08,200 I made a commission from him, and every time I ask about my order, 203 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,440 he sends me off for "self-procreation". 204 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,720 -I'm sorry. -Don't worry! It's not you. 205 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,080 It's just that men... Men are egotistical. 206 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,680 Like children. And a telephone is an evil thing. Straight from the devil! 207 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,680 Anna! I'm sorry, Anna! 208 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,440 You didn't even go to Aristova! I remember that day. 209 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:23,240 I went to her place. You know how she called you? A coward! 210 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,960 A coward, who can't answer for his own words! 211 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,200 An impotent! 212 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:37,040 Get the hell out of here, you tripper-struck motherfucker! 213 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,480 How do I know? 214 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:44,400 I know. When you go online, that's the first news you get to find out. 215 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,160 The entire internet is on about your rotten little dick. 216 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,720 There's a huge article on Wikipedia. 4 Academics wrote it. Zhdanov. 217 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,000 Tripper. His wife Nadya left him. Family failure in Russia. 218 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,240 His son Kolya is shit. Everyone knows about your tripper. 219 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,240 The Norman 4 discussed... Zhdanov and his tripper. 220 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,000 From the side it looks like... it looks impossible. 221 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:11,400 And after that your wife Nadya left. I knew that Masha Aristova 222 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,960 has the tripper. That's why I bought condoms. 223 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,200 You knew? 224 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,280 And you didn't say anything? 225 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,720 Buddy... 226 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,000 That's... 227 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,680 Zhdanov, you're rough 228 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,840 but your ass is soft. 229 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,360 It's cold. 230 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,200 They promised to give us a bit of hot water tomorrow. 231 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,840 Did you cheat on me? 232 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,560 With whom? 233 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,440 I don't know. With somebody. 234 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,600 -No. -What about Masha Aristova? 235 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:39,280 Remember Nadya Zhdanova? Who had tripper? Did we or did they? 236 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,400 -They did. -You see? 237 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,520 And why did you have that young chick on your phone? 238 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,720 I just downloaded that online. 239 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,760 She looks like you when you were young. Do you want me to post your photo? 240 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,840 I do. 241 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,760 Don't you have my photo? 242 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,840 I do. It's just the light is better. 243 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:16,280 Did I really look like that when I was young? 244 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,640 You did. 245 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,720 They won't come. 246 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,640 Neither Victor, nor Pavel. 247 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,960 You know, when they were inside me, 248 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,520 I felt that they were really there. 249 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:42,080 As an integral part of me. Do you know how that feels like? 250 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,920 It's when you want to absorb a person. 251 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,160 When you love and want to hug and absorb someone. 252 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,560 Do you know that I saw a horror movie once, 253 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,720 when a couple of lovers ate each other because of love. 254 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,320 And that was wonderful. It was so accurate. 255 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:09,040 That's how I was... I absorbed them. Do you understand? 256 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,560 They were inside me, do you understand? 257 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,640 Yes, yes, yes. 258 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:21,120 And it was... It was the highest peak a mother's love could reach. 259 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,200 Do you understand me? I felt their mood. 260 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,240 I felt them crying and feeling angry. 261 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,400 And then they pissed me off and I lost that feeling. I thought... 262 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:43,400 I thought: "Please don't! Bring it back as it was!". 263 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,960 Please, bring them back into me. 264 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:54,160 Do you know what I thought when I saw Pavel for the first time? 265 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,680 I though "God! What a freak! 266 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,440 -He's despicable!". -You don't love Pavel? 267 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,720 That's not what I'm talking about! 268 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,320 Do you know how happy I was 269 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,760 when Victor was inside me? But I always knew that that will come to an end. 270 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:24,280 I knew he will be dragged out from inside me. 271 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,800 And love will come to an end. He will turn into a human! 272 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:33,640 I didn't want a boy at all! I wanted a girl! 273 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,880 You got pregnant for a second time. I'm talking about Victor! 274 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,800 I understand. 275 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,000 -What do you think I am? -I just understand. 276 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,200 You never gave birth! 277 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,160 Only a woman can truly love! 278 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,680 And men... 279 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,080 You all... You... 280 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 You're cocks with eyes! 281 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,760 That's ideal! 282 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,760 Where is your dream? 283 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,840 Where is your dream?! 284 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,600 You and your mom 285 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,480 went on and on: "He doesn't drink! 286 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:33,160 That's the most important thing!". It would be better if you drank, 287 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,520 like all real men! I wish you'd drink, 288 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:44,720 but work normally and silently! So that you'd just do what you're told. 289 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:51,920 How many times where you kicked out of the crystal factory?! 290 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:57,400 How many times was I forced to go to your boss, that... what's his name? 291 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,760 God! Prokopyev! 292 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:08,160 "Please help him! Please! He's do anything you tell him to! 293 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,600 I fell on my knees before that guy! So that they'd take you back! 294 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,080 Every normal man has a car 295 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,880 or a bike! And what are you doing? And what were you doing? 296 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,000 What are you doing?! You're just sitting there! 297 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,000 Is your ass covered with honey? 298 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:34,400 What are you doing in that garage of yours? 299 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:41,240 I'm asking you? Are you just sitting there? 300 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:49,480 What are you doing there? Spinning your cups, are you?! 301 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,160 God! I'm so sick of this! 302 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,680 I'm so sick of this! 303 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:02,040 If we could go somewhere together only for once! I don't know where! 304 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,880 To Sochi! Or to Anapa! To go for vacation! 305 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,160 To bloody Crimea! 306 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,120 When were we on vacation?! In Tuapse? 307 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:28,600 I dreamt of that all my life! I dreamt of going abroad! 308 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,280 I dreamt of at least seeing something! 309 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:39,680 Even of going to Moscow! But now we rot in this hole! 310 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,440 Zhdanov, do you like Anya? 311 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,560 Come on! Take her! 312 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,640 Did you want the truth? 313 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,760 If she hadn't called you, you'd have tripper too. 314 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,240 Round on! 315 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:40,080 Off fishing? Digging for worms? Did deeper, you'll find oil. 316 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,240 -Uncle Andrei! Look what I found! -What? 317 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,840 Hey, Vasya! Did they ever take you to a zoo? 318 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,760 I'll show you an elephant! This is the left ear. This is the right! 319 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,680 And here comes the trunk. Get it? 320 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,440 Did you learn to dance? 321 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,520 Yes. 322 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,040 How much time do we have? 323 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,680 Just a couple of hours. 324 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:27,080 A couple of hours? That's a lifetime. 325 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,160 Why did you leave me for Andrei? 326 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:36,080 I thought we'd be together. You didn't even pay attention to him. 327 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,960 -Why? -Yep. 328 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,680 Because you didn't look at stars. You looked at a glass full of booze. 329 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,240 Because you didn't have neither flight nor dreams. 330 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,560 I hate you. 331 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,320 It's all falsehood! 332 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,640 It's all lies! 333 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,480 It's all the West 334 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:55,240 and it's the schemes in our rotten democratic leadership! 335 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,160 A mystery of global scale at a planetary level 336 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:08,680 in an attempt to take control! 337 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,880 A truly socialist... 338 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,280 Revolution is coming! 339 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,280 Yes! 340 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:28,240 We will annihilate enemies of humanity! 341 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:34,880 All of the parasites! All of the bastards 342 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,520 that you can't even see now! 343 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,480 Hello, Sofia Vladimirovna! Great speech! Full of passion! 344 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,440 Andrei! 345 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,000 Come here! 346 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,560 You're not looking at me kindly at all... 347 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:03,920 Do you remember calling me 348 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,840 an old cunt? In 1987? 349 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,360 And in 1991 you called me a fucked up otter! 350 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,800 You weren't the Aphrodite of Melos! 351 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,840 And in 1995 you called me a rabid bitch! I remember! 352 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,000 And you called me the same thing in 2010, 2015, and 2017! 353 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,080 The Pension Reform isn't enough for you all! 354 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,200 Slut! 355 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,720 Pavel! Pasha! 356 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,280 Come on! 357 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,240 -Come on! Come on! -Can I? 358 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,840 Of course! Come on! Come on! 359 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,120 There... 360 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,720 That's remarkable! 361 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,160 It's amazing. 362 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,920 Come on! 363 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:19,080 You know, I really want love! I can't feel anything at all! 364 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,280 Anything at all! 365 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:29,240 You know, when Andrei gave me flowers last time? 366 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,160 When he buried his dog! 367 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:40,480 They gave him 5 carnations at the store. 368 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,920 And he had one left. 369 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,400 He gave it to me. 370 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,360 I really want to be loved. 371 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,160 I love you. 372 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,200 I'm old. 373 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,440 You're beautiful. 374 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,320 I'm ugly. 375 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,680 Even that thing makes you prettier. 376 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,920 -I'm not talking about that. -I always loved you. 377 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,360 Zhdanov. 378 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,520 Kiss me. 379 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,400 Pasha! 380 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,200 -Ma... -Pasha... 381 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,400 Come here! 382 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,280 Eat up! 383 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:48,400 Don't be scared, Makar, I'm scared myself. 384 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,920 Come on, my friends! 385 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,800 We all have a lot of skeletons in our closets. 386 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:16,160 We all collect grudges, it's like the knots that don't let us live in peace. 387 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,760 But now, I think, we need to throw it all away 388 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,120 and, if we all are doomed to die, we will die in love. 389 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:28,080 Love is everything. It's the world. 390 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:34,040 And I want to confess, my dearest, 391 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,880 that I love all of you. 392 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,000 All of you. 393 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,480 You, Anna... 394 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,960 Pasha... And you, Andrei. 395 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:55,960 I love you. 396 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,800 O, pickles. 397 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,200 Want some? 398 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,200 -The Butterfly Effect. -What? 399 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,680 It's when a butterfly flaps its wings in Peru, 400 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,800 the volcano Eyjafjallajokull erupts in Iceland. 401 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,960 Or: if a woman, let's call her a "mother-in-law" 402 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:44,440 decided to install a telephone, to brag in front of her neighbors... 403 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,560 God... Careful with the elbow! 404 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:55,000 Her daughter picks up that phone and makes a call. 405 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,520 And the man she called bought condoms and went to a chick, 406 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,280 but didn't make it. 407 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,120 And his friend, who didn't by the condoms, made it. 408 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,960 Please, don't. I really beg you. 409 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,240 So, a mother-in-law installs a phone in 1994, 410 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,760 and in 20 years that leads a man to death. 411 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:21,240 And it's the telephone's fault that his life got screwed over. 412 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,840 One telephone call. 413 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,840 Who called whom? 414 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,520 Take a look! And he said that you patched up his socks! 415 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:41,640 Do you mean to say that everything is the fault of the woman. 416 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,440 You can't believe anyone! 417 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,040 The woman who installed the phone? 418 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,800 She installed it for the person 419 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,520 who was meant to take the call. 420 00:44:55,080 --> 00:45:00,120 I brought cake, by the way. Made it myself. Shall we take a look? 421 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,080 You know, a cake, a taxi cab, it's all temporary! 422 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,680 Get out of the way! 423 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,280 Out of the way! 424 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,720 -What's wrong with you, amigo? -Buenos dias! 425 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,680 Our roads are bad. 426 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,120 Not only cakes... 427 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,600 People sometimes don't make it in one piece. 428 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,120 It's expressionism. 429 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,320 No! It's post-expressionism. 430 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,000 -What's with you? Everything is ok. -Yep. 431 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,640 I'm really glad you came. 432 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,160 It's what's inside that counts, not the shape. 433 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,720 When was the last time you saw Victor? 434 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,280 Why? You live in the same town. You're brothers. 435 00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,280 Well, we take after her. 436 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,920 What are you doing? Victor will come by soon. 437 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,840 Victor will come, we'll sit down at the table and try everything. 438 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,440 I said he won't come. 439 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,240 He will! Pavel wasn't supposed to come, but he did! Pasha! 440 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,440 -What? -Why do you see Victor so rarely? Work? 441 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:22,280 Yes, mom. Work. Mortgage and a car loan. 442 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,160 I live from ruble to ruble. 443 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:31,120 Victor actually helped me pay for your telephone loan. 444 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,120 Auntie Ann, can I have some water? 445 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:39,200 Go change! 446 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,280 Drink up! Pasha, get down to the table! 447 00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,560 Thank you! 448 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,920 Just bring me my red sweater. It's right there on the sofa. 449 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,360 Mom, dad... 450 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,320 I wanted to thank you. 451 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,920 Thank you for raising my brother and I. 452 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,120 Thank you for giving us an education, a warm hearth, love. 453 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:38,400 I'm sorry that I spent the last years in Moscow and not here with you. 454 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,760 9 years, 4 months and 17 days. 455 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,400 Dad, I wanted to build my own home there. 456 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,760 Your own home? Will your old folks have a room there? 457 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,760 It's not that. I wanted for my kids to live better than we did as kids. 458 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,600 What were you lacking? My mother and I shared our last with you. 459 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,600 I'm not talking about that, Dad! I'm saying that you lived poorly, 460 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:02,840 so that we would live normally, and my kids should live better, 461 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,360 and their kids, even better. Ideally! 462 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,840 You're a moron, son. 463 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,880 Shitted on your parents and left. That's your gratitude. 464 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,480 And Victor ain't a fucking moron? Ain't Victor a moron? 465 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:21,120 Didn't Victor abandon you?! Where is your Victor? 466 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,080 Maybe he's assembling your table?! Victor! Victor! 467 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,840 What did Victor do to you?! 468 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:34,360 And Victor's here too. Right here. Looking at us. 469 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,520 Stop it! 470 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,840 Give the medals back! 471 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:47,760 -Look! Victor's graduation! -Enough! 472 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,680 -Where are my tapes? -Enough! 473 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,760 His books are here! 474 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,840 -And where's my Spiderman, Mom? -Enough! 475 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,040 So, it's like that, Zhdanov... 476 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,720 I called your Victor. Offered him to come to your place. 477 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,720 Do you know what he said? "Why?". 478 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:36,160 Anya, give me the gun. Now I'm starting to understand you. 479 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,200 It's not love. 480 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,480 It's just a piece of a freak... 481 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:59,640 Ministry of Emergency. Don't park your cars under the trees. 482 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,360 We need to bring Pavel back. 483 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:16,280 Nine years! Was I supposed to rot in this village? 484 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,640 Pavel left and he's shit. Victor left and he's a great kid. 485 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,720 My cake is shit. Everything is shit. 486 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:34,680 What? Fucking faggot! I'll stick those blinkers up your ass. 487 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,760 Victor? 488 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,560 Damn it! 489 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,880 -Andrei! -What? 490 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:07,720 Come here! 491 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,840 I cut my tire. Don't you see? What? 492 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,440 This is the place where you kissed me for the first time. Remember? 493 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,720 God, what have we become? 494 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,240 -What have we turned into? -Ann... 495 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,840 Please forgive me. 496 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,960 -Forgive me. -Ann... Don't say that. 497 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,360 Forgive me for everything. I really love you. 498 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,200 There's nothing to forgive. Nothing. 499 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,360 Not a day went by that I didn't think about you. 500 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,800 -We're just sucked in. -It's the routine. 501 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,920 No, it's progress. 502 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:05,000 No, I'm talking about the mud. It's just sucking us in. 503 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,040 Mom! Dad! 504 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,480 This is how fun our parents are. 505 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,920 I need to tell you something. 506 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,000 There. Look. 507 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,120 And? 508 00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:02,400 Pavel, it's my boyfriend. My man. 509 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,320 Meaning... 510 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,640 -You're a faggot? -No. Yes. 511 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,440 Not exactly. Pavel, I'm gay. 512 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,760 Faggot. 513 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,400 I'm gay. 514 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:33,600 You know, it's good that I told you first. 515 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,200 I just wanted to be honest. 516 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,320 That's actually why I didn't want to hang out with you in Moscow. 517 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,640 You've got a car. I thought that you'd come here on your taxi cab. 518 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:59,160 Being a cabby is temporary. And being a faggot is forever. 519 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,840 It's a great cake. 520 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,400 Really, it is. Good job. 521 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,520 And what's this spoon? 522 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,360 Dad wanted to eat the comet. 523 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,680 Got it. Listen, Pavel... 524 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,160 Really, thank you. 525 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,040 I'm really touched that you're not angry. 526 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,120 Come on! I'm not a saint either! 527 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,880 Are you also... 528 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,640 No... 529 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,200 No. 530 00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,480 When I was coming here... 531 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,600 Are you working? 532 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,640 Yep. 533 00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,520 120. 534 00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:00,240 There was this guy, his wife and kid... 535 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,840 You know, it really laid heavy on my heart. 536 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,400 Now I feel better. 537 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,480 You hear that? They're coming. 538 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,680 Yeah, but don't tell them about me, ok? I'll tell them myself, ok? 539 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,680 Listen, I don't give a fuck. Tell them what you want. 540 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,800 I think Dad will hear you out. 541 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,360 -You think he will? -Well, he heard Zhdanov out. 542 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:02,320 -Victor! Victor! -Hi, mom. 543 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,360 You're here. 544 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,520 Needed to die for you to come. 545 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,080 I want to say 546 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,280 thank you. 547 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,360 I want to thank you. 548 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,880 Thank you. 549 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,560 Thank you both for coming. 550 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,360 I'm so glad... 551 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:08,280 I'm happy even. I'm so happy. Thank you for just being there. 552 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,600 Tell me about your life in Moscow. 553 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,760 It's fine. Fine. 554 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,480 Pavel called. Said let's go. 555 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,240 And I couldn't come with Pavel. 556 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,720 I thought that we'd be held up in the Duma, 557 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,960 but they let us go home, and I came straight down here. 558 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,160 So, you're a congressman? 559 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,520 An aid. A congressman's aid. 560 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,040 You see, I told you what a smart boy he is. 561 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:43,200 If you make so much money in Moscow, take your parents with you! 562 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,640 -Mushrooms? -I was about to. Yeah. 563 01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,360 I was about to. Wanted to make a surprise for your anniversary. 564 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,080 Come here, I'll show you. 565 01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:58,400 There. It's a big, good house. Let me open it. There... 566 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,960 Right there. 567 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:05,680 You can't really see it here, but there are 10-15 hundred square meters. 568 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,960 A glass roof. Armored. 569 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:15,000 By the way, do you know what I wanted to tell you? 570 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,200 Your son, little Victor is a faggot. 571 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,800 -Yep. And he's got a faggot family. -Pasha... 572 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,840 -And a faggot car. -Pasha... 573 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,680 And this house, dad, is gay. 574 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,280 And he's got that dude. Show him that fat faggot. 575 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,000 Your mustached lover that you're fucking with. No, seriously... 576 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:38,840 Come down to that faggot house and live like a gay quartet. 577 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,920 -Pavel, that's enough. -Enough what? 578 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,720 Is it my fault that he's ass-fucking with dudes? 579 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,640 No, I don't know who's fucking who, but since you're a congressman's aid, 580 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:52,440 he's the one fucking you. It's hierarchy... 581 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:58,680 Shut your month. If your brother made it big, be happy for him, not envious. 582 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:03,600 Envious? What is there to envy, dad? That his bumper takes a beating? 583 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,040 If you want, I can fine tune my bumper and go down that alley too. 584 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,200 -Stop it, Pavel! -Stop what? 585 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:13,960 I built my life with my hands! With these hands! 586 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:18,240 And he used his ass to make it in Moscow. 587 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,640 Don't you dare scream at your mom! 588 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,720 -Your mom is a saint! -Calm down, dad! Dad! 589 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,720 -No one gave chicks the right to speak. -I'm not a chick! 590 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,120 Peace upon your home. 591 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:46,400 I thought that I still have time to visit everyone, 592 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,560 whom I offended, 593 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:54,960 whom I felt upset by, 594 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:58,040 to ask your forgiveness, to repent 595 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:03,160 and to forgive. 596 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,760 Anna came by, as a penitent. 597 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,280 You can still see her penance on her face. 598 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,240 I forgive you 599 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:20,680 the money... 600 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,760 I gave you for the commission. 601 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,320 But it would be better if your repent too. 602 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:36,720 Padre, enough with the preaching. Life is short. 603 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:44,960 Meet my wife, Anna. 604 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,960 Our local whore... 605 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,640 and at the same time, a praying mantis, 606 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:54,080 an entertainer, crochet maker, 607 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,520 and the head of the "50's and Older" club. 608 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:03,400 My son Pavel. A moron. A lucky mortgage owner, deep in loans. 609 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:07,160 With hands growing out of his ass. Defective baker. 610 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:12,560 He made this shitty cake for our table. It's his creation. 611 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,760 And this is our pride and joy: Valentina Andreevna. 612 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:20,080 An aid to a congressman of the State Duma. 613 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,640 -A fag? -Gay. 614 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:37,360 And the rivers will be red as blood. It starts. 615 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,240 The plagues of Egypt. 616 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,640 Lord have mercy... 617 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:04,560 Lord Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God... 618 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,680 Mom! 619 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:43,040 Don't embarrass yourself. I think you just killed Moses. 620 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,080 Get him to Zhdanov! 621 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,600 Dad... You wanted a daughter. There she is. 622 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,800 Are you really gay? 623 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,920 -Yes. -Totally? 624 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,480 Totally. 625 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:55,280 They're passing laws in the Duma through their rear "working stations". 626 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,400 Izergil. Chapter 4. 627 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,840 The Path of the Righteous... Bitch! 628 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:17,080 And my wrath will come upon you. 629 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,080 Wake up! All of you! 630 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:26,320 Tomorrow I won't even be alive. And you won't. 631 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:28,400 Nothing will exist by tomorrow. 632 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:32,720 I wanted to tell you the truth. To be honest in these last hours. 633 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:36,320 I don't give a shit what happened here. I don't care that you killed Zhdanov. 634 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,320 You'll shit in your Duma. 635 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:53,800 Are you not at all troubled that Pavel killed a whole family for a car? 636 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:56,480 Your cabby son killed an entire family to steal their car. 637 01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,440 Wanted to make an impression on you. 638 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,720 Maybe he's gay. 639 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:08,640 It's fashionable now. But you're the fag. Get to the table. 640 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,320 Hey, kitty cat! 641 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,560 It's for Moses. 642 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,200 I'll show the way. 643 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:59,280 I thought it's for Moses. Some emo chick. Got the houses mixed up. 644 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,800 Wandered into the wrong street. Let's go down to the table, sunny. 645 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,440 Go on! 646 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,760 Need to get some tape on that. 647 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,840 Tape won't hold it. The ceiling is greasy. 648 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,440 What if we use a cork? 649 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,200 Just get a fork through it, and that's it. 650 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,800 You know, why they never have sex on the Red Square? 651 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,960 Because everyone will fuck you over with advice. 652 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,920 Uncle Andrei, is daddy at your place? 653 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,160 I thought you shot yourself. Why did you come here? 654 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,080 I'll drop in. 655 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,480 To your place. 656 01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:20,800 -What's going on? -Marauder-scavengers came over. 657 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:25,720 Wanted to rape Mammy here. Anna. 658 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,560 Victor... 659 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,480 Sausages? Your custom ones? 660 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:36,320 Yes. Swine gut. 661 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,360 I was stuck at work. 662 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:50,080 Came home, no trace of dad. 663 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,640 I thought that maybe he's at your place. 664 01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:01,640 He didn't come by. 665 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,880 -Maybe he left somewhere. -He can't leave. 666 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,120 He took my gun. 667 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,200 I'm afraid that he might do something. 668 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,880 They told the people all kinds of shit... 669 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,840 They've all gone crazy. 670 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,040 But now it's ok. 671 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:30,720 They settled down to feast with their families. 672 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,920 It's ok. 673 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,040 You did a good job. 674 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:55,160 Great job for coming. 675 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,800 You're a real family, happy, close. 676 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:07,960 Take the sausages. There. They're really good. 677 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,880 If my mom hadn't left for somewhere, 678 01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:17,320 we would be sitting there eating salads just like you. 679 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:22,360 But she left. I don't know where. 680 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:25,520 And my dad went missing too. 681 01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:28,320 I better go look for him. 682 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:39,160 Kolya, you better go to Aristova. Maybe dad's over there. 683 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,240 Maybe dad's over there. 684 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:27,720 Kolya? Kolya... This is Uncle Andrei. 685 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:31,160 Just one question. Look me in the eyes. 686 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:37,640 Did you run over Polkan, my dog? Answer me! 687 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,880 I saw it. I got my car dirty. I drove right over his dead guts. 688 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:47,640 But I didn't run him over. I didn't. 689 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:53,000 Kolya! No one will do anything to you! 690 01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,400 I said look me in the eyes, you filth! 691 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:57,760 Mammy, Shoot him in the kneecaps! 692 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,320 -Andrei... -Mammy, I want to hear the truth! 693 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:10,400 Kolya! Enough wining! Get yourself together! You're filth... 694 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:17,440 The road was covered in ice! He ran out... 695 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:23,080 Remember my eyes. Remember them, filth. My dog? 696 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:29,760 Your dirty dog! It ran out on the road. Your dirty little dog! 697 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:34,960 Polkan loved me more than anyone on this Earth! 698 01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:41,200 Anya, I'm sorry... But Polkan was the only one who ate my slippers! 699 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:45,440 If only you'd have eaten my slippers... 700 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:55,160 Please, Auntie Annie, don't! 701 01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,880 Anna! Anna, finish him! 702 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,120 For Polkan! 703 01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:12,600 Come on... Let's carry him. 704 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,120 Easy, easy, easy... 705 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,160 Padre? Did you rise from the dead? 706 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:31,880 Andrei... 707 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,000 What are you doing? Come to your senses. 708 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,480 Anya... It's not what you think. 709 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,560 -Mom! Mom! -Mom! Don't! 710 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:48,320 Baby, where are you? Where are my glass slippers? 711 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,000 I'll make her a glass coffin. 712 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:58,760 So, this is where you got those little words? 713 01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,160 Come here, bitch! 714 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,800 You beast! 715 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,760 You underage fucked up bitch! 716 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:23,840 Who are you... I'll rip your legs off! Bitch! Moron! 717 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:43,080 Andrei, get down to the table. 718 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:49,000 You too, padre. I'm about to confess. 719 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:53,200 But let me solve something real quick. 720 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,800 -Mom! -Mom! 721 01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,840 Get to kids' room. And close the door. 722 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:09,880 Let's see... 723 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:33,400 So, I'm this man's wife. 724 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,320 These are my children. 725 01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:40,400 And this is Padre. He'll conduct your funeral service. 726 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:53,840 -Well, peace to your home... -I said, sit down! 727 01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,520 Maybe we shouldn't... 728 01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:00,840 Shut up! 729 01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:10,760 What's your name, honey? 730 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,880 Angelia... 731 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:21,080 Sorry. I'm not aware of this whole situation. 732 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:25,080 We just wanted to flex a bit. Got hooked up online. 733 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,400 I cringed a bit, but... 734 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,680 But it didn't go the way we wanted. 735 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,600 I didn't know he had a family, a wife, children. 736 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:34,760 I didn't know. 737 01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,160 He just seemed as a sassy hubby on his avatar. 738 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:40,480 I just wanted to flex it, to get naughty at the end of the world. 739 01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,440 In Russian, you whore! 740 01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:50,560 Speak Russian, I said, bitch! You learned the language in school. 741 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,600 I wanted to have sex with Andrei. 742 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,200 Anya! 743 01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,000 Shut up, you Judas! 744 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,520 Breathe while you can. 745 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,920 Papa, you were like a father to me. 746 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,840 Close the door! 747 01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:34,320 Dad is screwed. 748 01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:36,560 Anya... 749 01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:43,480 He invited me! Yes! He invited me! 750 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,400 He promised to show me his workshop 751 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,400 and to make me a pair of glass slippers. 752 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:52,640 Do you know what poems he wrote me? 753 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,680 He confessed his love for me. 754 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,640 I'll never do it again! Plus, he said that he's a widower! 755 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:04,480 Padre, start the funeral service. 756 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:51,840 -Get her to the kids' room. -Daddy! 757 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:10,760 It starts... 758 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:14,400 I forgot! Forgot! 759 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,840 What the fuck... 760 01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,160 So, he did finish it... 761 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:48,160 Andrei! 762 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,560 Andrei! Andrei! 763 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:55,520 Au revoir, granny! 764 01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:06,920 Daddy look! I killed those bitches! 765 01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:10,680 -Old bitches! -Come on, dad, get up! 766 01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:24,400 Hello! Hey. Yeah, just a second! 767 01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,400 Bye! Mom! 768 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:36,240 Hello? Yes, I'll take the order. I'll be right there. 769 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:42,800 Dad. 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