1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,929 Hello. 4 00:02:08,974 --> 00:02:10,280 Hi. 5 00:02:11,411 --> 00:02:12,847 What are you doing here? 6 00:02:16,198 --> 00:02:17,678 Well... 7 00:02:18,766 --> 00:02:20,333 He was my dad. 8 00:02:22,074 --> 00:02:23,249 Right. 9 00:02:29,386 --> 00:02:31,344 Also... 10 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,305 I came to see you. 11 00:03:10,862 --> 00:03:14,126 We're gonna have to get you enrolled in school here, I guess. 12 00:03:14,169 --> 00:03:15,562 It's winter break. 13 00:03:17,303 --> 00:03:18,609 Oh, right. 14 00:03:27,052 --> 00:03:30,708 Is dad... 15 00:03:30,751 --> 00:03:34,494 Grandpa... Really gone forever? 16 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:51,250 Yeah. 17 00:03:56,342 --> 00:03:57,517 He is. 18 00:04:20,366 --> 00:04:22,455 Thanks. Have a dandy day. 19 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:27,895 Do we have to come here every day? 20 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:29,288 We don't come here every day. 21 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,422 Well, we were here yesterday, 22 00:04:32,465 --> 00:04:34,641 and the day before yesterday, 23 00:04:34,684 --> 00:04:37,775 and the day before the day before yesterday, 24 00:04:37,818 --> 00:04:39,037 three more hours. 25 00:04:41,256 --> 00:04:43,650 - I've finished this one. - Well, go get another one. 26 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:01,451 Hey, Jessie. 27 00:05:04,236 --> 00:05:06,151 - Looking good. - Hey. 28 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:12,374 - Just the gas? - Yeah. 29 00:05:16,814 --> 00:05:19,773 Wanna... Get together tonight? 30 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:24,169 I can't. 31 00:05:24,212 --> 00:05:26,476 You can't? 32 00:05:26,519 --> 00:05:29,522 I'll make it worth your while. 33 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:32,525 Thanks, but, I'm busy. 34 00:05:33,787 --> 00:05:35,006 But thanks. 35 00:05:36,181 --> 00:05:38,357 Come on. Change your plans. 36 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,273 - I can't. - I want to see you. 37 00:05:41,316 --> 00:05:44,058 I can't. 38 00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:46,408 What the fuck? 39 00:05:46,452 --> 00:05:47,975 I'm all set up. 40 00:05:48,019 --> 00:05:50,456 My parents are out of town, it's like... 41 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,023 All set up. 42 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:54,634 Trip, it is not possible. 43 00:05:54,678 --> 00:05:55,872 I am in the middle of something. 44 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:59,291 I am trying to... To get things right. 45 00:06:08,387 --> 00:06:09,606 Oh. 46 00:06:13,261 --> 00:06:14,828 Fuck. 47 00:06:14,872 --> 00:06:16,264 Yeah. 48 00:06:17,657 --> 00:06:19,703 Okay. 49 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,575 Whatever. 50 00:06:22,619 --> 00:06:24,272 Jesus. 51 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:26,187 He's a fart face. 52 00:06:36,328 --> 00:06:39,505 It's gonna break! 53 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:41,942 It's solid through! 54 00:06:43,117 --> 00:06:44,466 Come here! 55 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,999 I can feel it moving! 56 00:06:55,042 --> 00:06:57,131 It's not moving! 57 00:06:57,175 --> 00:06:58,350 Look at me! 58 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:02,049 Have a little faith. 59 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,143 Have a little faith! 60 00:07:57,148 --> 00:07:59,280 Do you have a Jack? 61 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:07,114 Do you have a six? 62 00:08:08,202 --> 00:08:09,595 Go fish. 63 00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:16,080 Do you have a ten? 64 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:27,657 Look who's winning! 65 00:08:32,139 --> 00:08:33,663 So how you doing? 66 00:08:33,706 --> 00:08:35,403 My dad died. 67 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:55,249 It's so weird. 68 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:57,251 Were you guys even close? 69 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:59,210 He was my dad. 70 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,692 Yeah, I get it. 71 00:09:02,735 --> 00:09:04,737 He was an asshole, but, 72 00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:07,740 he was always there. 73 00:09:07,784 --> 00:09:10,787 I need something to take the edge off. 74 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:12,223 - I get it. - That's all. 75 00:09:12,266 --> 00:09:14,834 I get it. I get it. I got you covered. 76 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:51,148 Jessie. 77 00:10:52,889 --> 00:10:53,890 Jessie. 78 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:56,893 We need to go shopping. 79 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:02,724 Jessie. 80 00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:14,535 Have a nice day. 81 00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:12,245 ♪ Falling faster now ♪ 82 00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:25,606 ♪ Falling faster into sleep ♪ 83 00:13:30,307 --> 00:13:33,484 Hey, Emma. What you up to? 84 00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:35,834 Waiting for Jessie to get up. 85 00:13:35,877 --> 00:13:37,314 It's, like, almost 12:00. 86 00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:38,726 Maybe you should just go get her up. 87 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,622 I already tried, three times. She won't get up. 88 00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:50,414 I don't think she wants to. She's gonna be mad. 89 00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:02,817 God damn it! 90 00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:09,868 Jessie, don't, fucking... do this to me! 91 00:14:09,911 --> 00:14:11,957 Do not do this! 92 00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:17,745 It's okay. 93 00:14:17,789 --> 00:14:22,272 Breathe, god damn it. Come on. Come on. 94 00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:36,286 - What did she take? 95 00:14:36,329 --> 00:14:37,809 I don't know. I don't live here. 96 00:14:37,852 --> 00:14:40,290 I just came by to check on her, and I saw her like that. 97 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,596 - What does she usually take? - I don't know. 98 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,560 - I thought she was clean. - Okay, bring it down. 99 00:14:44,598 --> 00:14:45,947 All right. 100 00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:03,965 Hello. 101 00:15:05,402 --> 00:15:07,099 - Hi. - Oh, my god. 102 00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:09,449 You've gotten so big. 103 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,584 Hi, dad. 104 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:15,194 Hi, Jess. 105 00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:18,545 How was the drive up? 106 00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:20,591 We got lost three times, 107 00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:22,897 and we did two circles before we could find your road. 108 00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:24,769 But we finally got here, didn't we? 109 00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:28,990 You are off the beaten path. 110 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,862 Yeah. 111 00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:33,604 We really like it a lot out here. 112 00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:36,128 Do you want to come in? I'll give you a tour. 113 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:37,738 I'm already running late. 114 00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:41,699 She's gonna be okay with you, right? 115 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,223 It's just one night. 116 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,138 Yes. 117 00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:47,748 We're gonna be great. 118 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,423 We're gonna have so much fun catching up, right? 119 00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:51,796 Yep. 120 00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:18,997 Are you thirsty? I have some grape juice. 121 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,956 Sure. 122 00:16:45,065 --> 00:16:46,677 I'm so glad you're here. 123 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,639 Look at this hair. 124 00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:57,166 It's just like mine was when I was little. 125 00:16:59,907 --> 00:17:01,431 Were you sick? 126 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,742 I'm feeling much better now. 127 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,139 What's that? 128 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,186 A hammock. 129 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,015 Go try it out if you want. 130 00:17:21,059 --> 00:17:22,234 Okay. 131 00:17:48,173 --> 00:17:49,261 What took you so long? 132 00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:51,263 Miko's dicking me around. 133 00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:53,067 I was playing cat and mouse for a half an hour. 134 00:17:53,091 --> 00:17:55,789 - What, again? - Yeah, he's falling apart. 135 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,748 I got it all, though. 136 00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:00,272 I got a bunch of deliveries waiting on me. 137 00:18:30,998 --> 00:18:32,783 Hi, Emma. 138 00:18:32,826 --> 00:18:34,132 What you doing? 139 00:18:34,175 --> 00:18:36,395 I'm swinging. 140 00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:38,136 Wow. 141 00:18:38,179 --> 00:18:39,920 You really are becoming a woman, aren't you? 142 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,184 Jesus. 143 00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:44,838 It's like time on speed. 144 00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:34,235 - Better? - Hmm... 145 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:54,299 My baby's gotten so big. 146 00:20:03,613 --> 00:20:06,006 I should have woken her up earlier, right? 147 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:08,966 Hey. It's not your fault. 148 00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:12,404 She fucked up. 149 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:17,540 Is she gonna die? 150 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,415 Nah. 151 00:20:43,957 --> 00:20:45,176 Morning. 152 00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,181 Coffee? 153 00:20:59,712 --> 00:21:02,976 I'm gonna go into the hospital today, see your mom. 154 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,413 Maybe she woke up. 155 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,503 She's sleeping? 156 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,201 Yeah, they, um... 157 00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:12,377 A deep sleep. 158 00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:18,427 Deep sleep. 159 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,734 Like, dead sleep? 160 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:23,954 No. 161 00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:30,917 Deep sleep like... coma... 162 00:21:30,961 --> 00:21:32,266 Sleep. 163 00:21:36,183 --> 00:21:38,621 What's coma sleep? 164 00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:46,629 It's sleep. 165 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,718 Just for a while. 166 00:21:56,769 --> 00:21:58,118 I'll bring you news. 167 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:20,967 Are you Rick's girlfriend now? 168 00:22:21,011 --> 00:22:22,142 Yep. 169 00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,710 Rick's my man. 170 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:31,891 Do you know my mom? 171 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,153 I know her. 172 00:22:39,246 --> 00:22:41,205 She was Rick's girlfriend before. 173 00:22:43,773 --> 00:22:44,948 I know. 174 00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:53,609 She's in the hospital. 175 00:22:57,308 --> 00:22:58,396 I know. 176 00:23:13,716 --> 00:23:15,674 Rick said she's not gonna die. 177 00:23:26,163 --> 00:23:28,165 - I think it's stuck. - It ain't stuck. 178 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:30,559 Pull back, not down. 179 00:23:32,691 --> 00:23:34,040 Yank that baby back. 180 00:23:34,084 --> 00:23:37,087 Holy cow. Let's go! 181 00:23:42,919 --> 00:23:45,617 - Is it cocked? - Yeah, it's cocked. 182 00:23:45,661 --> 00:23:48,359 - Are you sure? - Hey, careful with that. 183 00:23:48,402 --> 00:23:50,230 That's ready to shoot. 184 00:23:50,274 --> 00:23:52,363 Straighten your arms. 185 00:23:52,406 --> 00:23:53,799 Grip it tight. 186 00:23:57,063 --> 00:24:00,110 Ready, aim... 187 00:24:00,153 --> 00:24:02,068 Fire. 188 00:24:02,112 --> 00:24:03,896 Holy fuck! 189 00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:07,291 You hit that! You hit it. 190 00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:08,771 I hit it! 191 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:12,557 ♪ Ooh, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it ♪ 192 00:24:12,601 --> 00:24:14,037 ♪ hit it, I hit it ♪ 193 00:24:15,691 --> 00:24:18,302 Pew! Pew pew! 194 00:24:18,345 --> 00:24:20,652 Pew pew pew pew. 195 00:24:20,696 --> 00:24:23,002 Never seen such a lucky shot. 196 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:25,483 Pew pew. 197 00:24:25,526 --> 00:24:27,703 - Pew pew... - There's a squirrel. Shoot it. 198 00:24:29,574 --> 00:24:31,358 Hey, hey! 199 00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:33,447 What are you doing? 200 00:24:33,491 --> 00:24:36,015 You're blind. 201 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:39,932 Come on! Get off of me. 202 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,727 Okay, hold it over the flame. 203 00:24:51,770 --> 00:24:53,990 Hold the spoon? 204 00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:57,167 Yep, the spoon over the flame. 205 00:24:59,038 --> 00:25:00,257 Closer. 206 00:25:11,355 --> 00:25:13,705 You said we were gonna cook. 207 00:25:13,749 --> 00:25:17,361 We're cooking, babe! 208 00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:20,451 I want to cook cookies. 209 00:25:20,494 --> 00:25:22,627 We're gonna do that after. 210 00:25:22,671 --> 00:25:24,673 We just gotta finish this first. 211 00:25:28,764 --> 00:25:32,550 - The spoon's getting hot. - Don't drop it. 212 00:25:32,593 --> 00:25:34,073 Look, we're almost there. 213 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,467 See how it's starting to bubble around the edges? 214 00:25:39,165 --> 00:25:41,559 It looks like maple syrup. 215 00:25:41,602 --> 00:25:45,998 Mm-hmm! It's my special syrup. 216 00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,536 Mm... 217 00:26:09,848 --> 00:26:12,242 Good girl. 218 00:26:12,285 --> 00:26:13,852 Nice job. 219 00:26:21,817 --> 00:26:23,819 Mmm... 220 00:26:43,273 --> 00:26:45,188 Okay... 221 00:26:54,371 --> 00:26:55,938 What's an "oz"? 222 00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:58,114 Hmm... 223 00:26:58,157 --> 00:27:00,594 I don't know. 224 00:27:00,638 --> 00:27:02,553 Like the wizard? 225 00:27:02,596 --> 00:27:05,251 An "oz" of butter. 226 00:27:05,295 --> 00:27:07,123 Oh. 227 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,820 I'm not sure. 228 00:27:09,952 --> 00:27:12,824 Just put in the stick. 229 00:27:12,868 --> 00:27:15,218 A stick like one of these whole ones? 230 00:27:15,261 --> 00:27:17,263 Just put that whole thing in there. 231 00:27:21,877 --> 00:27:23,792 Oh, I have to melt it. 232 00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:39,416 How do I turn this on? 233 00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:41,026 I need to melt an oz of butter. 234 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,074 You said you'd help me! 235 00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:54,823 One. 236 00:27:59,915 --> 00:28:01,177 Two. 237 00:28:05,398 --> 00:28:07,531 Three. 238 00:28:10,621 --> 00:28:12,753 Don't think too hard, now. 239 00:28:12,797 --> 00:28:14,166 Did you see smoke coming out of my ears? 240 00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:15,495 You're gonna hurt yourself. 241 00:28:15,539 --> 00:28:16,646 All right, I'm taking the middle east 242 00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:18,324 from Afghanistan, so who's got it? 243 00:28:18,368 --> 00:28:19,760 I got the middle east. 244 00:28:19,804 --> 00:28:21,632 You're going. You're going down. 245 00:28:21,675 --> 00:28:24,156 You fucking terrorist. Just grab the dice. 246 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,351 Who you calling a fucking terrorist, 247 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,116 you Isis slob? You're history, Rick. 248 00:28:27,159 --> 00:28:29,074 Whatever. Play the game. 249 00:28:29,118 --> 00:28:30,946 Ahh! 250 00:28:30,989 --> 00:28:34,384 Take two. Back in your hole, akbar. 251 00:28:34,427 --> 00:28:36,908 Hey, calm down, man. 252 00:28:36,952 --> 00:28:38,214 Fuck Isis. 253 00:28:38,257 --> 00:28:39,998 That's not even where Afghanistan is. 254 00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,913 This map is grossly inaccurate. 255 00:28:41,957 --> 00:28:43,262 And you would know. 256 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,395 Yeah, that is right. I would know. 257 00:28:47,397 --> 00:28:48,789 I'd never put my guys there. 258 00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,433 You couldn't pay me to put my guys there. 259 00:28:51,836 --> 00:28:54,360 Hey, okay, I've got all of the United States. 260 00:28:54,404 --> 00:28:55,598 Who wants to wrestle me for it? 261 00:28:55,622 --> 00:28:57,711 - I'll take you on. - You're on. 262 00:28:57,755 --> 00:28:58,887 - All right. - Wrestle? 263 00:28:58,930 --> 00:29:00,366 You're disturbing him in his... 264 00:29:08,374 --> 00:29:10,986 No, stop it, don't fight. 265 00:29:25,783 --> 00:29:27,089 Mmm. 266 00:29:31,702 --> 00:29:34,531 ♪ Falling further down ♪ 267 00:29:34,574 --> 00:29:37,186 ♪ falling faster into sleep ♪ 268 00:29:37,229 --> 00:29:38,622 They're ready! 269 00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:40,102 Ooh! Cookies. 270 00:29:41,277 --> 00:29:43,409 Just like my mama used to make. 271 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:52,897 De-fucking-licious. 272 00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:55,508 Thank you. 273 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,909 Do you want a cookie? 274 00:30:08,043 --> 00:30:09,131 Yeah, sure. 275 00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:19,837 They're good. 276 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,317 I made them myself. 277 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,756 Chips ahoy usually do me. 278 00:30:25,799 --> 00:30:27,671 Maybe, uh, the elf dude. 279 00:30:27,714 --> 00:30:29,064 Elf dude? 280 00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:30,717 The keebler elf. 281 00:30:30,761 --> 00:30:32,502 Keebler... 282 00:30:33,459 --> 00:30:36,332 Lonnie, give the girl a beer. She's earned it. 283 00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:40,031 Nothing beats homemade. 284 00:30:40,075 --> 00:30:41,946 Girl scouts, motherfucker. 285 00:30:43,339 --> 00:30:44,731 Thanks. 286 00:30:52,087 --> 00:30:53,044 Gross. 287 00:30:53,088 --> 00:30:54,654 All right, I'll take it, 288 00:30:54,698 --> 00:30:56,830 if you're not gonna drink it. 289 00:30:56,874 --> 00:30:59,050 Giving you her beers, making you cookies. 290 00:30:59,094 --> 00:31:01,096 Got yourself a fine little woman there, Rick. 291 00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:02,488 What else does she do? 292 00:31:04,621 --> 00:31:07,319 Leave her alone. Jesus. 293 00:31:17,895 --> 00:31:18,895 What? 294 00:31:20,028 --> 00:31:21,594 You look like your mom. 295 00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,729 She says I look like my dad. 296 00:31:27,992 --> 00:31:31,082 He's lame. That's what she says. 297 00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,236 How'd you get those marks? 298 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,630 Dinosaur bite. 299 00:32:00,677 --> 00:32:03,462 I thought dinosaurs were instinct. 300 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,944 You thought wrong. 301 00:32:10,165 --> 00:32:12,080 Is it scaly? 302 00:32:23,482 --> 00:32:24,701 Touch it. 303 00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:41,935 It's smooth. 304 00:32:43,023 --> 00:32:44,242 Mm-hmm. 305 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,132 You like it? 306 00:33:06,090 --> 00:33:08,005 - Is it yours? - Sure is. 307 00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,922 Hey... 308 00:33:11,965 --> 00:33:13,750 I'm gonna go on a ride now... 309 00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:15,360 If you want to come along. 310 00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:17,928 Where's Jessie? 311 00:33:19,277 --> 00:33:21,192 She's taking a nap. 312 00:33:21,236 --> 00:33:23,325 So, you coming? 313 00:33:27,242 --> 00:33:28,460 Okay. 314 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,503 You all right back there? 315 00:34:12,548 --> 00:34:13,549 Yep. 316 00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:15,289 Hold on tight. 317 00:34:41,316 --> 00:34:43,012 I gotta talk to my friend for a minute. 318 00:34:43,056 --> 00:34:44,623 You stay here. 319 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,668 Can I come with you? 320 00:34:46,712 --> 00:34:48,974 Dennis the menace. 321 00:34:49,019 --> 00:34:50,280 How's it going? 322 00:34:50,325 --> 00:34:51,804 It goes. 323 00:34:54,546 --> 00:34:56,635 - Who's this? - Emma. 324 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,985 Emma, this is Dennis the menace. 325 00:35:05,818 --> 00:35:08,299 I gotta give Dennis something. You stay here. 326 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,302 What took so long? 327 00:35:11,346 --> 00:35:12,782 - Just shit. - Dude... 328 00:35:14,392 --> 00:35:15,785 Can I look at stuff? 329 00:35:15,828 --> 00:35:17,395 Hell yeah, knock yourself out. 330 00:36:09,839 --> 00:36:11,841 What you doing, ladybug? 331 00:36:15,453 --> 00:36:16,976 Where you going? 332 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:23,287 You look very nice today. 333 00:36:23,331 --> 00:36:25,724 I like your polka dots. 334 00:37:14,251 --> 00:37:16,340 Hi! 335 00:37:18,124 --> 00:37:20,170 What are you doing under here? 336 00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:26,698 Emma, come on. 337 00:37:29,788 --> 00:37:31,964 Where were you? You took so long. 338 00:37:32,008 --> 00:37:33,618 I was inside. Let's go. 339 00:37:33,662 --> 00:37:36,099 Look what I found. Isn't it cute? 340 00:37:37,317 --> 00:37:39,276 You want that? 341 00:37:39,319 --> 00:37:40,930 Can I? 342 00:37:40,973 --> 00:37:42,801 Take it. 343 00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,760 - But... - Quick, before he comes out. 344 00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:52,289 Now let's split. 345 00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:55,814 Wait, I don't think I should take it. 346 00:38:02,212 --> 00:38:04,475 I can keep a secret. 347 00:38:05,607 --> 00:38:07,783 - Can you? - Yeah. 348 00:38:09,959 --> 00:38:11,656 Then we got nothing to worry about. 349 00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:24,669 Don't be scared, okay? 350 00:38:24,713 --> 00:38:26,845 It's gonna turn out all fine in the end. 351 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,850 - You holding on? - Yep. 352 00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:49,172 ♪ Mama's little kitten loves cat food, cat food ♪ 353 00:38:49,215 --> 00:38:52,131 ♪ mama's little kitten loves ca-at food ♪ 354 00:38:52,175 --> 00:38:54,743 ♪ make the cat food, put it in a bag ♪ 355 00:38:54,786 --> 00:38:56,962 ♪ send it to us as fast as you can ♪ 356 00:38:57,006 --> 00:38:59,704 ♪ mama's little kitten loves cat food, cat food ♪ 357 00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:01,348 ♪ mama's little kitten loves ca-at food ♪ 358 00:39:20,899 --> 00:39:24,555 Ahh... 359 00:39:40,528 --> 00:39:42,573 When I'm talking about courage, 360 00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:45,576 I'm not talking about superhero stuff. 361 00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:51,626 But rather, courage to face life's everyday challenges. 362 00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:56,065 It's these choices that show us if we're courageous, 363 00:39:56,108 --> 00:39:58,676 or if we're cowards. 364 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,766 It's choosing between what's right, 365 00:40:01,810 --> 00:40:04,029 and what is convenient. 366 00:40:04,073 --> 00:40:07,163 It's choosing our convictions... 367 00:40:07,206 --> 00:40:08,599 Over comfort. 368 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,387 Please rise for the prayer to Saint Michael. 369 00:40:17,434 --> 00:40:19,392 St. Michael the archangel, 370 00:40:19,436 --> 00:40:21,394 defend us in battle. 371 00:40:21,438 --> 00:40:23,658 Be our defense against the wickedness 372 00:40:23,701 --> 00:40:25,573 and snares of the devil. 373 00:40:25,616 --> 00:40:28,793 May god rebuke him, we humbly pray, 374 00:40:28,837 --> 00:40:32,405 and do thou, oh prince of the heavenly host, 375 00:40:32,449 --> 00:40:36,279 by the power of god, thrust into hell Satan 376 00:40:36,322 --> 00:40:39,804 and the other evil spirits who prowl about the world 377 00:40:39,848 --> 00:40:42,328 for the ruin of our souls. Amen. 378 00:40:47,377 --> 00:40:48,987 The body of Christ. 379 00:40:51,294 --> 00:40:52,861 The blood of Christ. 380 00:41:04,786 --> 00:41:06,178 The body of Christ. 381 00:41:06,222 --> 00:41:07,702 The blood of Christ. 382 00:41:14,665 --> 00:41:15,665 Amen. 383 00:41:21,411 --> 00:41:22,760 The body of Christ. 384 00:41:25,023 --> 00:41:26,329 The blood of Christ. 385 00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:31,203 Morality for $700. 386 00:41:31,247 --> 00:41:33,553 Honoring or revering power, 387 00:41:33,597 --> 00:41:37,166 pleasure, money, or another creature in place of god. 388 00:41:37,209 --> 00:41:39,342 Idol worship. 389 00:41:39,385 --> 00:41:41,387 - Sacred heart. - What is idol worship? 390 00:41:41,431 --> 00:41:43,041 That's it. 391 00:41:44,347 --> 00:41:46,915 Morality for 900. 392 00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,786 The commandment that forbids greed 393 00:41:48,830 --> 00:41:50,788 and the desire to amass earthly goods 394 00:41:50,832 --> 00:41:52,572 that belong to another. 395 00:41:52,616 --> 00:41:54,879 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods. 396 00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:57,229 What is the tenth commandment? 397 00:41:57,273 --> 00:42:00,537 The tenth commandment is correct. 398 00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:03,105 Now let's see. With only one question left, 399 00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:05,542 the team from St. Mary's parish has 1,700... 400 00:42:05,585 --> 00:42:06,761 Ask to be excused. 401 00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:11,069 - Excused? - From the table. Sit down. 402 00:42:13,419 --> 00:42:17,859 The answer is, this is required to keep the sabbath day holy. 403 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,599 St. Mary's. 404 00:42:19,643 --> 00:42:22,733 What is bringing our everyday work... 405 00:42:22,777 --> 00:42:27,738 Um... may I be excused? 406 00:42:27,782 --> 00:42:29,218 Yes, you may. 407 00:42:36,312 --> 00:42:38,009 That's right! 408 00:42:38,053 --> 00:42:41,404 The team from St. Mary's goes on to our bonus round! 409 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:48,237 Nice try, sacred heart. Came up just a bit short. 410 00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:18,441 S-So... 411 00:43:23,011 --> 00:43:24,360 Good night, then. 412 00:43:25,491 --> 00:43:26,754 Good night, Lonnie. 413 00:43:38,722 --> 00:43:40,550 You can call me... 414 00:43:40,593 --> 00:43:41,943 Daddy, I guess. 415 00:43:55,043 --> 00:43:56,218 Yeah. 416 00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:16,064 Did you tuck her in? 417 00:44:16,107 --> 00:44:18,283 Yeah, I did it. 418 00:44:18,327 --> 00:44:22,897 I pledge allegiance to the flag 419 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:26,726 of the United States of america, 420 00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:30,992 and to the republic for which it stands, 421 00:44:31,035 --> 00:44:35,823 one nation, under god, indivisible, 422 00:44:35,866 --> 00:44:38,695 with Liberty and justice for all. 423 00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:59,281 You sure you don't want some? 424 00:44:59,324 --> 00:45:01,152 No, I can't eat bacon. 425 00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:02,937 Why? 426 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:04,112 I'm Muslim. 427 00:45:07,245 --> 00:45:09,291 Why can't you eat bacon if you're Muslim? 428 00:45:10,683 --> 00:45:11,902 I just can't. 429 00:45:16,602 --> 00:45:18,430 Hmm. 430 00:45:18,474 --> 00:45:21,781 Catholics are allowed to eat everything. 431 00:45:21,825 --> 00:45:23,914 I don't think I could be Muslim. 432 00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:25,133 You're a catholic? 433 00:45:27,048 --> 00:45:30,747 Yeah, well, my family is, so I think I am, too. 434 00:45:35,143 --> 00:45:37,710 We even eat the body of Christ. 435 00:45:39,147 --> 00:45:41,192 Isn't that cannibalism? 436 00:45:41,236 --> 00:45:44,848 I don't know. But his blood is really gross. 437 00:46:17,098 --> 00:46:18,447 Hey! 438 00:46:18,490 --> 00:46:20,579 Emma. 439 00:46:20,623 --> 00:46:21,667 I thought that was you. 440 00:46:22,799 --> 00:46:23,582 What are you doing here? 441 00:46:23,626 --> 00:46:25,497 Nothing. 442 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,630 How's it going now? 443 00:46:27,673 --> 00:46:28,892 Okay. 444 00:46:33,897 --> 00:46:35,638 Hey, uh... 445 00:46:35,681 --> 00:46:37,205 You want to maybe... 446 00:46:37,248 --> 00:46:39,729 Help me run a little errand? 447 00:46:39,772 --> 00:46:41,992 - What is it? - It's super easy, you'll see. 448 00:46:42,036 --> 00:46:44,125 There's a hot fudge sundae in it for you. 449 00:46:48,868 --> 00:46:50,000 Okay. 450 00:46:50,044 --> 00:46:51,132 Get in. 451 00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:27,428 Wait here. 452 00:47:36,742 --> 00:47:38,266 Hi. 453 00:47:40,268 --> 00:47:41,486 Come here. 454 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,840 Can you get that? 455 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:07,730 You're really pretty. 456 00:48:07,773 --> 00:48:09,340 Thanks. 457 00:48:24,399 --> 00:48:26,053 Don't move. 458 00:48:51,078 --> 00:48:52,731 Look at me. 459 00:48:52,775 --> 00:48:54,559 Don't blink. 460 00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:23,936 I never got to wear makeup until I was 15. 461 00:49:34,077 --> 00:49:36,514 Oh... oh, my god. 462 00:49:42,651 --> 00:49:43,956 All right, we ready to go? 463 00:49:45,697 --> 00:49:47,786 Holy shit. 464 00:49:50,789 --> 00:49:52,313 Come on, let's go. 465 00:49:58,101 --> 00:49:59,101 Bye. 466 00:50:41,971 --> 00:50:43,494 You gonna eat that cherry? 467 00:50:45,279 --> 00:50:47,237 The cherry's for last. 468 00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:48,717 Mmm. 469 00:50:59,249 --> 00:51:00,642 How old are you? 470 00:51:00,685 --> 00:51:02,774 None of your beeswax. 471 00:51:04,994 --> 00:51:06,125 I'm just saying. 472 00:51:07,997 --> 00:51:09,433 I'm interested. 473 00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:13,220 Interested in what? 474 00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:13,105 So, uh... 475 00:52:17,762 --> 00:52:19,373 I'm sorry about your mom. 476 00:52:32,951 --> 00:52:34,605 Thanks for the sundae. 477 00:52:34,649 --> 00:52:35,780 Sure. 478 00:55:04,102 --> 00:55:05,645 Looks like you guys got everything under control here, 479 00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:08,933 so, uh, I'm gonna go. 480 00:55:10,413 --> 00:55:12,633 You gonna be all right? 481 00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:13,938 Uh-huh. 482 00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:27,604 I'm glad you're back. 483 00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:51,062 Environmental pressures can also change. 484 00:55:51,106 --> 00:55:54,805 But as long as variation in a population exists, 485 00:55:54,849 --> 00:55:57,329 new adaptations can occur. 486 00:56:17,828 --> 00:56:19,743 Where's the can opener? 487 00:56:27,795 --> 00:56:29,231 Where's the can opener? 488 00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:16,321 Do you have a... 489 00:57:16,365 --> 00:57:17,365 two? 490 00:57:27,071 --> 00:57:28,595 Two... 491 00:57:31,685 --> 00:57:32,816 Two. 492 00:57:37,386 --> 00:57:38,779 Two. 493 00:57:47,744 --> 00:57:50,529 Sweet dreams. 494 00:58:21,648 --> 00:58:24,476 She knows the way. She does it every day. 495 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,653 You gotta walk her. 496 00:58:30,831 --> 00:58:32,571 I got nothing to say. 497 00:58:32,615 --> 00:58:35,009 Then just walk! Now get out. 498 00:58:35,052 --> 00:58:38,229 What's the point? 499 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:46,063 I'm taking you to school. 500 00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:47,369 Okay. 501 00:59:02,340 --> 00:59:04,386 Why didn't you want to be my dad? 502 00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,435 I do want to be your dad. 503 00:59:10,479 --> 00:59:12,699 I'm here, we're walking. 504 00:59:12,742 --> 00:59:15,614 I know, but, I mean... 505 00:59:15,658 --> 00:59:17,578 Why didn't you want to be my dad when I was born? 506 00:59:19,967 --> 00:59:21,751 I was going to war. 507 00:59:21,795 --> 00:59:23,448 Who were you in war with? 508 00:59:23,492 --> 00:59:24,667 Terrorists. 509 00:59:27,670 --> 00:59:31,239 Didn't you want to know me a little bit, though? 510 00:59:31,282 --> 00:59:32,719 From the war? 511 00:59:35,809 --> 00:59:37,332 It's different there. 512 00:59:38,289 --> 00:59:40,422 It's empty, it's a desert. It's just... 513 00:59:41,684 --> 00:59:43,077 Just sand and heat. 514 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,864 You forget about everything else. 515 00:59:49,039 --> 00:59:50,562 Well, when did you get back? 516 00:59:55,742 --> 00:59:58,614 I pledge allegiance to the flag 517 00:59:58,657 --> 01:00:01,138 of the United States of america, 518 01:00:01,182 --> 01:00:04,663 and to the republic for which it stands, 519 01:00:04,707 --> 01:00:08,015 one nation, under god, indivisible, 520 01:00:08,058 --> 01:00:10,669 with Liberty and justice for all. 521 01:00:17,546 --> 01:00:19,156 You're so lucky. 522 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,941 I want one so bad. 523 01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:22,464 The tooth fairy gave it to me. 524 01:00:22,507 --> 01:00:24,596 Seriously? The tooth fairy only gave me five bucks 525 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,946 and you got a phone. 526 01:00:25,989 --> 01:00:28,209 I got earrings last time. They were pretty nice, 527 01:00:28,252 --> 01:00:29,819 but I'd still rather have a phone. 528 01:00:29,863 --> 01:00:32,387 What does the fairy do with the teeth? 529 01:00:34,519 --> 01:00:38,523 I mean, maybe the fairy has hundreds and thousands 530 01:00:38,567 --> 01:00:41,265 and millions of teeth just lying around. 531 01:00:42,223 --> 01:00:44,834 Where does she put them? 532 01:00:44,878 --> 01:00:47,054 I'm just saying. 533 01:00:47,097 --> 01:00:49,186 What does the fairy do with all the teeth? 534 01:00:49,230 --> 01:00:51,536 Her mom's a retard and her dad's crazy. 535 01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:53,364 That's why she's a perv. 536 01:00:53,408 --> 01:00:55,192 Oh, my god. 537 01:00:58,587 --> 01:01:00,241 Oh! 538 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:04,506 Hey. What's wrong? 539 01:01:04,549 --> 01:01:06,725 - Just don't... don't look back. - Mrs. Pinkins! 540 01:01:06,769 --> 01:01:08,205 Mrs. Pinkins! 541 01:01:09,772 --> 01:01:11,339 Mrs. Pinkins! 542 01:01:11,382 --> 01:01:12,862 Mrs. Pinkins! 543 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:14,211 "The goldberg 544 01:01:14,255 --> 01:01:17,388 "is the strangest eel in the sea. 545 01:01:17,432 --> 01:01:21,088 "It lives in the cold, dark ocean depths. 546 01:01:22,306 --> 01:01:25,832 "It gulps down anything that swims in its way. 547 01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:30,184 "Eels are long, slim, snake-like fish. 548 01:01:30,227 --> 01:01:32,882 The eels in tropical waters have spots and..." 549 01:01:35,276 --> 01:01:36,973 I think they're coming. 550 01:01:46,722 --> 01:01:49,899 I'm so sorry, Cathy. 551 01:01:49,943 --> 01:01:51,379 She'll get a good talking-to. 552 01:01:51,422 --> 01:01:52,989 You can be sure about that. 553 01:01:56,819 --> 01:01:57,907 Say you're sorry. 554 01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:01,650 Say you're sorry. 555 01:02:07,699 --> 01:02:10,267 I am so sorry. I... 556 01:02:15,794 --> 01:02:17,274 I have to go pee. 557 01:02:21,844 --> 01:02:25,804 It's not that hard to say. Just say the words. "Sorry." 558 01:02:25,848 --> 01:02:27,197 But I'm not. 559 01:02:27,241 --> 01:02:29,199 Sometimes you just say it anyway, 560 01:02:29,243 --> 01:02:31,593 and take the high road. 561 01:02:31,636 --> 01:02:33,290 When Jesus was slapped across the face, 562 01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:35,162 what did he do? 563 01:02:35,205 --> 01:02:37,120 Did he slap back? 564 01:02:37,164 --> 01:02:40,254 No, he did not slap back. 565 01:02:40,297 --> 01:02:41,820 He turned the other cheek for more, 566 01:02:41,864 --> 01:02:44,345 because Jesus... 567 01:02:44,388 --> 01:02:46,434 Jesus is love. 568 01:02:47,957 --> 01:02:50,133 Well, if Jesus is love, 569 01:02:50,177 --> 01:02:52,657 then why did he want to be slapped? 570 01:02:52,701 --> 01:02:54,964 Because he's strong in his love. 571 01:02:55,008 --> 01:02:57,924 - - And he can absorb the punishment. 572 01:02:57,967 --> 01:03:00,230 He takes it on himself 573 01:03:00,274 --> 01:03:02,885 to relieve others of their hate. 574 01:03:03,842 --> 01:03:09,718 Wait, so instead of punching Haley, I should... 575 01:03:09,761 --> 01:03:11,676 Let her punch me? 576 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:12,851 No. 577 01:03:14,070 --> 01:03:16,855 You're not a very smart one, are you? 578 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,599 Jesus died for your sins. 579 01:03:21,643 --> 01:03:23,297 You know that, don't you? 580 01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:25,212 Um, yeah? 581 01:03:25,255 --> 01:03:26,865 Well, all right, then. 582 01:03:26,909 --> 01:03:29,085 And your mama did not abort you. 583 01:03:29,129 --> 01:03:31,174 She kept you going. 584 01:03:31,218 --> 01:03:33,133 What does "abort" mean? 585 01:03:34,308 --> 01:03:36,614 That's when you're murdered 586 01:03:36,658 --> 01:03:39,182 before you're even born into this world. 587 01:03:41,054 --> 01:03:42,316 Where is my mom? 588 01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:47,364 Well, she, uh... 589 01:03:47,408 --> 01:03:50,454 She got herself screwed up because she was weak. 590 01:03:50,498 --> 01:03:52,326 And, uh... 591 01:03:52,369 --> 01:03:54,893 She did not follow the ways of god. 592 01:03:54,937 --> 01:03:57,505 - - Does Lonnie follow the ways of god? 593 01:03:57,548 --> 01:04:00,638 Well, he's trying. 594 01:04:00,682 --> 01:04:04,207 He's kind of screwed up, too, but, um, he's trying. 595 01:04:04,251 --> 01:04:06,905 Because of terrorists? 596 01:04:06,949 --> 01:04:09,212 Well, maybe because of that. 597 01:04:09,256 --> 01:04:13,086 Or maybe because he's just not praying hard enough. 598 01:04:18,004 --> 01:04:19,918 You can't just pray. 599 01:04:19,962 --> 01:04:22,095 You gotta pray hard. 600 01:07:10,176 --> 01:07:13,179 Did you, uh, finish up your chores? 601 01:07:13,222 --> 01:07:14,222 Yep. 602 01:07:16,269 --> 01:07:18,184 I heard something happened at school today. 603 01:07:28,803 --> 01:07:30,021 So... 604 01:07:30,065 --> 01:07:31,719 What would you like to confess? 605 01:07:35,070 --> 01:07:38,247 Well, um... 606 01:07:39,683 --> 01:07:42,556 Haley's not a very nice person, 607 01:07:42,599 --> 01:07:46,255 so... I punched her. 608 01:07:46,299 --> 01:07:52,305 But, I'm not really entirely totally sure 609 01:07:52,348 --> 01:07:54,437 that it's a sin. 610 01:07:54,481 --> 01:07:57,179 'Cause she's a jerk face. 611 01:07:59,268 --> 01:08:01,052 Do you want to get into heaven? 612 01:08:01,096 --> 01:08:02,445 Yes. 613 01:08:02,489 --> 01:08:05,143 Then you need to truly repent. 614 01:08:05,187 --> 01:08:09,147 Okay, but, she deserved it, and that's the real truth. 615 01:08:10,323 --> 01:08:13,674 Also, Sadie said that Jesus turned the other cheek, 616 01:08:13,717 --> 01:08:16,503 and Haley didn't turn the other cheek, 617 01:08:16,546 --> 01:08:19,156 but she did get punched once, 618 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,204 so she is absorbing the hate like Jesus did. 619 01:08:24,206 --> 01:08:26,948 So maybe that was helpful for her, actually. 620 01:08:28,036 --> 01:08:29,602 To be like Jesus? 621 01:08:33,171 --> 01:08:36,262 We're talking about your soul here, not Haley's. 622 01:08:37,828 --> 01:08:40,048 The way to get into heaven after 623 01:08:40,091 --> 01:08:41,701 is to repent now. 624 01:08:44,094 --> 01:08:46,141 You don't want to be standing at the gates of hell 625 01:08:46,183 --> 01:08:49,187 wishing you had just said your penance, do you? 626 01:08:49,231 --> 01:08:50,972 No. 627 01:08:51,015 --> 01:08:52,321 Well... 628 01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:54,235 Then... 629 01:08:55,455 --> 01:08:57,544 You owe god 40 hail Marys. 630 01:09:11,253 --> 01:09:14,125 Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 631 01:09:14,169 --> 01:09:17,477 Holy Mary, mother of god, pray for us sinners... 632 01:09:19,609 --> 01:09:22,263 Hey, I lost a tooth today. 633 01:09:22,307 --> 01:09:23,874 Oh, you're growing up. 634 01:09:23,918 --> 01:09:25,963 No doubt about it. 635 01:09:26,007 --> 01:09:27,790 Should we celebrate with the tooth fairy? 636 01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:32,012 How about we celebrate with my special grilled cheese? 637 01:09:32,056 --> 01:09:33,275 Take this to the boys. 638 01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:42,240 Dinner's ready. 639 01:09:47,289 --> 01:09:49,246 Look, I lost a tooth today. 640 01:09:49,290 --> 01:09:51,423 Wow. Radical. 641 01:09:51,467 --> 01:09:53,164 Move! You're blocking the target. 642 01:10:00,607 --> 01:10:03,349 - Comin' around that tree. - Yeah, I see. 643 01:10:03,392 --> 01:10:04,914 Twitch him. 644 01:10:09,529 --> 01:10:11,530 Turn that thing off. We're praying. 645 01:10:18,494 --> 01:10:20,801 Turn that off. 646 01:10:20,843 --> 01:10:22,498 And wait until the "amen." 647 01:10:27,285 --> 01:10:28,461 Dear lord... 648 01:10:30,158 --> 01:10:33,204 Help us to ward off the devil, for he is real. 649 01:10:34,902 --> 01:10:36,599 And show us your face, lord... 650 01:10:38,427 --> 01:10:41,125 For we will not forget it once we have seen it. 651 01:10:42,691 --> 01:10:44,477 - Amen. - Amen. 652 01:10:52,659 --> 01:10:53,789 Not too bad. 653 01:10:55,357 --> 01:10:56,445 83 hits. 654 01:10:57,490 --> 01:10:59,012 27 kills. 655 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,355 Dear god, 656 01:11:37,399 --> 01:11:41,751 please save my soul from going into hell. 657 01:11:41,795 --> 01:11:44,057 Help my mom find me. 658 01:11:46,190 --> 01:11:48,279 And... 659 01:11:48,323 --> 01:11:51,413 Tell the fairy to come get my tooth. 660 01:11:53,023 --> 01:11:54,023 Amen. 661 01:12:43,117 --> 01:12:45,727 Here we go. 662 01:12:45,771 --> 01:12:46,860 Cha cha cha. 663 01:12:47,991 --> 01:12:49,905 How you guys doing? 664 01:12:49,950 --> 01:12:51,473 How you doing at home? 665 01:12:51,517 --> 01:12:53,431 One... 666 01:12:53,475 --> 01:12:56,217 Now we're gonna take the swivel side, and cross over. 667 01:12:58,045 --> 01:12:59,045 Five. 668 01:13:03,093 --> 01:13:05,792 One more time, let's do these side crosses. 669 01:13:05,834 --> 01:13:07,663 Back to mambo. 670 01:13:07,707 --> 01:13:09,578 Front, cha cha cha. 671 01:13:09,622 --> 01:13:12,059 Back. Front. 672 01:13:13,539 --> 01:13:14,801 Cross it over. 673 01:13:17,543 --> 01:13:19,501 Now let's cut that in half. 674 01:13:19,545 --> 01:13:21,155 Two mambos. 675 01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:24,898 Cross over. 676 01:13:26,987 --> 01:13:28,989 March in place. 677 01:13:29,032 --> 01:13:31,468 Now we're gonna change it again. Walk forward. 678 01:13:31,512 --> 01:13:34,472 Forward shimmy. Here we go. 679 01:13:34,516 --> 01:13:36,649 Looking good right there. 680 01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:40,173 You go back. 681 01:13:41,871 --> 01:13:44,134 Add your hair, your flavor. 682 01:13:44,178 --> 01:13:46,048 Are we doing communion? 683 01:13:47,355 --> 01:13:49,530 Put that all together. 684 01:13:49,575 --> 01:13:51,054 The world is shit. 685 01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:52,360 Five, from the mambo. 686 01:13:53,491 --> 01:13:54,884 Cha cha cha. 687 01:13:54,928 --> 01:13:56,035 It's better you know that now 688 01:13:56,059 --> 01:13:57,931 than to have to find out later. 689 01:13:57,974 --> 01:13:59,367 Forward. 690 01:14:01,804 --> 01:14:03,806 Shimmy. 691 01:14:03,850 --> 01:14:04,938 Going back. 692 01:14:09,464 --> 01:14:11,118 Now we're gonna march in place. 693 01:14:11,161 --> 01:14:15,252 I pledge allegiance to the flag 694 01:14:15,296 --> 01:14:18,429 of the United States of america, 695 01:14:18,473 --> 01:14:22,738 and to the republic for which it stands, 696 01:14:22,782 --> 01:14:27,134 one nation, under god, indivisible, 697 01:14:27,177 --> 01:14:29,702 with Liberty and justice for all. 698 01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:33,967 I wonder how rocks are made. 699 01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:39,755 Maybe they're made from, like, boulders. 700 01:14:39,798 --> 01:14:41,365 Or, like, statues or something. 701 01:14:43,584 --> 01:14:47,894 Are you saying that rocks make statues? 702 01:14:47,937 --> 01:14:49,983 I'm saying that statues make rocks. 703 01:14:54,074 --> 01:14:55,162 Maybe. 704 01:15:07,609 --> 01:15:09,610 This is my mom's house. 705 01:15:11,569 --> 01:15:12,700 Uh... 706 01:15:46,691 --> 01:15:48,041 Boost me up. 707 01:15:48,084 --> 01:15:49,912 I'm going in. 708 01:16:00,444 --> 01:16:05,145 Where the fuck were you? 709 01:16:05,188 --> 01:16:06,886 I almost called the police. 710 01:16:06,929 --> 01:16:08,365 What? 711 01:16:08,409 --> 01:16:10,541 - Hi... - I didn't know what to do. 712 01:16:10,584 --> 01:16:11,760 What are you, brain dead? 713 01:16:11,804 --> 01:16:13,588 Don't you ever go there. 714 01:16:16,896 --> 01:16:18,767 Are you sure that you're okay, Emma? 715 01:16:18,811 --> 01:16:21,074 Yeah, we went to a garage sale. Look what I got. 716 01:16:22,858 --> 01:16:25,774 She wanted to go for a ride, I took her for a ride. 717 01:16:25,818 --> 01:16:28,385 You were gone for four hours. 718 01:16:28,429 --> 01:16:31,780 You cannot even begin to imagine the shit 719 01:16:31,824 --> 01:16:34,173 that has been going through my head. 720 01:16:38,047 --> 01:16:40,354 What is with the cat? 721 01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:42,051 It's a kitten. 722 01:16:42,095 --> 01:16:43,270 "It's a kitten." 723 01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:46,882 Isn't he cute? I'm naming him ace. 724 01:16:50,843 --> 01:16:53,106 How could you take her without telling me? 725 01:16:53,149 --> 01:16:54,890 You were sleeping. She's fine. 726 01:16:56,587 --> 01:16:58,154 Emma, you thirsty? 727 01:16:58,198 --> 01:16:59,677 Yep. So's ace. 728 01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:09,383 Don't worry about her. 729 01:17:18,044 --> 01:17:21,221 I need you to swear on your mother or god 730 01:17:21,264 --> 01:17:22,285 or whatever you swear on... 731 01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:23,416 Your bike, for fuck's sake... 732 01:17:23,440 --> 01:17:24,702 That you didn't touch her. 733 01:17:24,746 --> 01:17:26,617 You are sick. 734 01:17:26,661 --> 01:17:28,181 You're sick in the head, you know that? 735 01:17:29,968 --> 01:17:32,798 I don't understand. I don't understand. 736 01:17:32,841 --> 01:17:35,843 I don't understand why you were gone for four hours. 737 01:17:35,887 --> 01:17:37,628 I just... I just... I don't understand. 738 01:17:37,672 --> 01:17:39,065 That's all, shit. 739 01:17:39,108 --> 01:17:41,458 Jessie. Jessie. 740 01:17:42,982 --> 01:17:44,679 Shut your fucking mouth. 741 01:17:46,289 --> 01:17:47,813 I'm not gonna say it again. 742 01:17:47,856 --> 01:17:49,378 I'm not trying to make you mad. 743 01:17:49,423 --> 01:17:50,879 I just want to know where my little girl was. 744 01:17:50,903 --> 01:17:52,295 I took her to Dennis's. 745 01:17:52,339 --> 01:17:53,644 I told you I had drops to do. 746 01:17:53,688 --> 01:17:54,863 - Dennis?! - She had a blast. 747 01:17:54,907 --> 01:17:55,950 Are you insane? 748 01:17:55,994 --> 01:17:57,126 And you bought her a kitten. 749 01:17:57,170 --> 01:17:58,998 No, she stole the kitten. 750 01:18:00,564 --> 01:18:01,628 You're starting to make me angry. 751 01:18:01,652 --> 01:18:02,871 I just... I don't understand. 752 01:18:02,914 --> 01:18:04,554 That's all. I don't... I don't understand. 753 01:18:13,316 --> 01:18:14,883 Stop whining. 754 01:18:14,927 --> 01:18:16,450 Stop whining at me! 755 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,889 Sweet kitty, sweet kitty. 756 01:18:20,932 --> 01:18:23,152 Shh, shh... 757 01:18:23,196 --> 01:18:24,501 God damn it! 758 01:20:21,009 --> 01:20:22,793 And are you getting to know your dad, then? 759 01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:25,492 Um... 760 01:20:26,536 --> 01:20:27,537 Yeah. 761 01:20:32,673 --> 01:20:34,762 Mr. Pilsko? 762 01:20:37,112 --> 01:20:39,288 Have you been spending some quality time together? 763 01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:46,382 He tucked her in. 764 01:20:47,775 --> 01:20:50,865 He... he... walked her to school one day. 765 01:20:50,908 --> 01:20:54,695 Uh, they're getting acquainted, in god's own good rhythm. 766 01:20:54,738 --> 01:20:56,218 That sounds nice. 767 01:20:59,743 --> 01:21:01,136 Um... 768 01:21:02,311 --> 01:21:04,966 So, what did you talk about on the way to school? 769 01:21:07,142 --> 01:21:08,274 Terrorists. 770 01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:11,625 Uh, okay. 771 01:21:22,984 --> 01:21:25,117 Dear lord... 772 01:21:45,093 --> 01:21:46,312 Good night. 773 01:21:46,355 --> 01:21:47,487 Good night. 774 01:22:01,718 --> 01:22:03,633 I told you not to go in there. 775 01:22:16,298 --> 01:22:18,387 I would have shot 'em. 776 01:22:41,235 --> 01:22:42,977 Fuck! 777 01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:44,325 Lonnie, I'm coming in. 778 01:22:47,373 --> 01:22:48,503 Lonnie? 779 01:22:49,896 --> 01:22:51,985 Come here. Aah! 780 01:22:52,029 --> 01:22:52,987 Lonnie, 781 01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:55,075 you gotta calm down now. 782 01:22:59,298 --> 01:23:01,691 Get 'em off of me! 783 01:23:03,737 --> 01:23:05,869 He's not right in the head. 784 01:23:05,913 --> 01:23:08,133 Like my mom? 785 01:23:08,176 --> 01:23:10,700 - Stay over there. - Surrender! 786 01:23:10,744 --> 01:23:12,267 Honey, I'm coming in. 787 01:23:12,311 --> 01:23:13,485 - Aw, god! - You hear me? 788 01:23:13,529 --> 01:23:15,401 Lord god in heaven! 789 01:23:15,444 --> 01:23:17,185 - Aw, fuck! - Protect us from his sickness. 790 01:23:17,229 --> 01:23:19,056 Surrender! 791 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,756 - What? - Lonnie's at it again. 792 01:23:22,798 --> 01:23:24,279 I'm coming over. 793 01:23:24,323 --> 01:23:25,996 - I can go more! - Bring it over, and hurry. 794 01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:27,195 Where are you? 795 01:23:27,239 --> 01:23:30,677 Now, you run away. You run out that door 796 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,506 and you stay away until it's all over. 797 01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,682 - I'm in my nightgown! - Get out, now! 798 01:23:35,725 --> 01:23:37,249 Go, far away! 799 01:23:38,685 --> 01:23:41,862 - And pray for us! - Now I see you. 800 01:23:41,905 --> 01:23:43,994 Get out of there, you fucking haji. 801 01:23:45,779 --> 01:23:47,302 Come on! 802 01:24:01,403 --> 01:24:04,711 I'm beyond despair! Aah! 803 01:24:04,753 --> 01:24:06,887 This is your mama talking to you. 804 01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,753 - Shit. - Hurry! 805 01:24:47,797 --> 01:24:49,886 He'll do it finally. Have you got something? 806 01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:51,410 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got something. 807 01:24:51,453 --> 01:24:53,238 Lon! Lon, man. 808 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:54,761 - Get the fuck out! - Hey, it's me. 809 01:24:54,804 --> 01:24:56,284 Man, I'm here, I got your h. 810 01:24:56,328 --> 01:24:58,373 I'll finish you! 811 01:24:58,417 --> 01:24:59,635 Lon? 812 01:24:59,679 --> 01:25:01,507 Lon, friend, not foe. 813 01:25:01,550 --> 01:25:03,987 Here's Rick, coming in, all right? 814 01:25:04,030 --> 01:25:05,423 I'm coming in. 815 01:25:06,686 --> 01:25:08,992 Don't you fucking shoot me. 816 01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:26,358 Hail Mary, full of grace, 817 01:25:26,401 --> 01:25:28,795 the lord is with thee. 818 01:25:28,838 --> 01:25:31,753 Blessed art thou among women. 819 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:34,670 Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 820 01:25:34,714 --> 01:25:38,195 Holy Mary, mother of god, 821 01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:40,197 pray for us sinners now 822 01:25:40,241 --> 01:25:42,287 and at the hour of our death, amen. 823 01:25:43,852 --> 01:25:48,423 Hail fairy, full of grace, the lord is with thee. 824 01:25:48,467 --> 01:25:50,991 Blessed art thou among women. 825 01:25:51,034 --> 01:25:53,646 Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 826 01:25:53,689 --> 01:25:57,127 Holy Mary, mother of god, 827 01:25:57,171 --> 01:25:59,304 pray for us sinners now 828 01:25:59,347 --> 01:26:02,218 and at the hour of our death, amen. 829 01:26:03,743 --> 01:26:07,268 Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee. 830 01:26:08,922 --> 01:26:12,968 Blessed... blessed... 831 01:26:13,012 --> 01:26:14,623 Blessed art thou among women. 832 01:26:14,667 --> 01:26:17,191 Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 833 01:26:17,234 --> 01:26:21,413 Holy Mary, mother of god, pray for us sinners now 834 01:26:21,456 --> 01:26:24,416 and at the hour of our death, amen. 835 01:26:57,623 --> 01:26:59,102 He's calm now. 836 01:27:02,105 --> 01:27:04,891 You go in there and you comfort him. 837 01:28:31,325 --> 01:28:32,979 Close your eyes. 838 01:28:55,088 --> 01:28:57,482 Why did you get so upset? 839 01:29:05,577 --> 01:29:09,537 I've seen... 840 01:29:09,581 --> 01:29:14,499 Terrible things... 841 01:29:14,542 --> 01:29:16,544 That I can't unsee. 842 01:29:23,203 --> 01:29:25,030 And I... 843 01:29:25,074 --> 01:29:27,423 I love this country, you know. 844 01:29:31,472 --> 01:29:32,865 Me too. 845 01:29:46,834 --> 01:29:48,794 Tu eres. 846 01:29:48,837 --> 01:29:51,579 Tu eres. 847 01:29:51,623 --> 01:29:55,843 Elle, Ella, usted, es. 848 01:29:55,887 --> 01:30:00,369 Elle, Ella, usted, es. 849 01:30:00,414 --> 01:30:04,940 Nosotros, nosotras, somos. 850 01:30:04,984 --> 01:30:08,988 Nosotros, nosotras, somos. 851 01:30:09,030 --> 01:30:12,600 Vosotros, vosotras, sois. 852 01:30:12,644 --> 01:30:16,952 Vosotros, vosotras, sois. 853 01:30:16,996 --> 01:30:21,477 Ellos, ellas, ustedes, son. 854 01:30:21,521 --> 01:30:26,309 Ellos, ellas, ustedes, son. 855 01:30:37,364 --> 01:30:41,020 So, you'll be the terrorist, and I'll be wonder woman. 856 01:30:41,063 --> 01:30:42,412 What do I have to do? 857 01:30:42,456 --> 01:30:44,632 Well, I'm gonna have to tie you up. 858 01:30:44,676 --> 01:30:45,676 Oh. 859 01:30:49,811 --> 01:30:50,856 Hold this. 860 01:30:56,775 --> 01:30:57,950 Put your feet up here. 861 01:30:59,778 --> 01:31:02,302 Do muslims speak Spanish? 862 01:31:02,345 --> 01:31:05,000 No, but I can speak a few words of arabic. 863 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:07,916 Well, this one can't speak English, 864 01:31:07,959 --> 01:31:10,179 so you can only communicate with bird calls. 865 01:31:11,311 --> 01:31:12,965 Muslims speak English. 866 01:31:13,008 --> 01:31:14,793 No, not this one. 867 01:31:14,836 --> 01:31:18,187 This one only uses the bird language. 868 01:31:18,231 --> 01:31:19,667 I can't speak bird. 869 01:31:19,711 --> 01:31:21,756 You're a terrorist. You speak bird. 870 01:31:22,931 --> 01:31:25,586 What, like, "chirp chirp"? 871 01:31:25,630 --> 01:31:27,390 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that 872 01:31:27,414 --> 01:31:29,134 if you want to communicate with your people. 873 01:31:30,809 --> 01:31:31,984 You're my captive now. 874 01:31:32,027 --> 01:31:34,116 Don't try and resist. 875 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:35,770 Look, this is lame. Untie me. 876 01:31:46,825 --> 01:31:49,175 Okay, mister, I'm gonna need you to settle down 877 01:31:49,218 --> 01:31:51,220 and listen real careful-like. 878 01:31:51,264 --> 01:31:53,005 What the heck? 879 01:31:53,048 --> 01:31:56,748 Now stop squirming, and beg for your life in bird. 880 01:31:56,791 --> 01:31:58,575 Don't shoot. 881 01:31:58,619 --> 01:32:00,142 Beg. 882 01:32:00,186 --> 01:32:01,970 Please? 883 01:32:02,014 --> 01:32:03,319 In bird. 884 01:32:11,371 --> 01:32:15,027 Now promise me you'll always be my friend 885 01:32:15,070 --> 01:32:17,159 and love me forever and ever no matter what. 886 01:32:18,639 --> 01:32:19,771 Okay. 887 01:32:21,990 --> 01:32:23,688 You're not a traitor, are you? 888 01:32:30,999 --> 01:32:32,435 Okay, well, 889 01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:33,872 break's over. 890 01:32:33,914 --> 01:32:35,003 Gotta go. 891 01:32:36,309 --> 01:32:38,398 Wait... 892 01:32:38,441 --> 01:32:40,095 Wait, Emma. 893 01:32:40,139 --> 01:32:41,836 Wait, where are you going? 894 01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:42,880 Emma! 895 01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,589 Let's go, let's go! 896 01:32:58,505 --> 01:33:00,159 No wet noodles. 897 01:33:01,377 --> 01:33:02,857 Keep it up. 898 01:33:50,296 --> 01:33:52,167 Untie me. 899 01:33:52,211 --> 01:33:54,387 - Ask in... - Untie me! 900 01:33:54,430 --> 01:33:56,084 All right, calm down. 901 01:34:15,625 --> 01:34:17,366 It was just a joke! 902 01:36:50,519 --> 01:36:53,305 Lonnie, why don't you say the prayer tonight? 903 01:36:53,348 --> 01:36:54,566 A full tank of chemicals 904 01:36:54,610 --> 01:36:57,091 into your toilet bowl. 905 01:36:57,135 --> 01:37:00,747 But the little blue elephant stays around to clean 24/7. 906 01:37:00,789 --> 01:37:02,401 Even streaks are no match 907 01:37:02,444 --> 01:37:03,682 for the powerful little blue elephant. 908 01:37:03,706 --> 01:37:06,840 Jesus... 909 01:37:06,883 --> 01:37:10,017 You heal the sinner of their sins. 910 01:37:10,061 --> 01:37:11,235 Here's how it works. 911 01:37:11,279 --> 01:37:12,715 Six ounces of fresh water 912 01:37:12,759 --> 01:37:14,215 passes through the little blue elephant 913 01:37:14,239 --> 01:37:15,762 and brings the cleaning chemistry 914 01:37:15,805 --> 01:37:18,373 down the refill valve into the toilet bowl. 915 01:37:18,417 --> 01:37:19,896 If I had you in front of me right now 916 01:37:19,940 --> 01:37:22,247 I'd ask you why there's so much dark shit all around. 917 01:37:22,289 --> 01:37:24,205 Language. 918 01:37:24,249 --> 01:37:25,990 And no tools are required. 919 01:37:26,033 --> 01:37:28,557 It really works. I love the little blue elephant. 920 01:37:28,601 --> 01:37:30,690 Drop-in toilet tablets only last for a week or two 921 01:37:30,733 --> 01:37:32,319 and they can damage the internal parts of... 922 01:37:32,343 --> 01:37:33,867 Sometimes... 923 01:37:37,088 --> 01:37:39,220 Sometimes life feels... 924 01:37:45,966 --> 01:37:47,402 I like life. 925 01:37:50,101 --> 01:37:51,580 Amen. 926 01:37:51,624 --> 01:37:52,929 Amen. 927 01:38:08,902 --> 01:38:11,774 Does god ever go on vacation? 928 01:38:11,818 --> 01:38:14,602 Sometimes... 929 01:38:14,646 --> 01:38:18,477 It feels like god's on vacation but he's always here. 930 01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:20,566 He watches everything we do. 931 01:38:25,962 --> 01:38:28,139 Is god... fictional? 932 01:38:34,536 --> 01:38:36,364 Why would you say that? 933 01:38:38,323 --> 01:38:42,718 God is as real as you or me or any of us. 934 01:38:48,289 --> 01:38:50,248 Are fairies real? 935 01:38:51,510 --> 01:38:53,077 Fairies don't exist. 936 01:38:53,119 --> 01:38:56,602 Maybe you're getting them confused with angels, 937 01:38:56,645 --> 01:38:58,565 - who come down from heaven... - Ghosts are real. 938 01:39:01,563 --> 01:39:02,825 I'll tell you what's real. 939 01:39:04,479 --> 01:39:06,438 Demons are real. 940 01:39:08,092 --> 01:39:11,617 And that's why we need Jesus. 941 01:39:11,660 --> 01:39:14,141 Because it's a war... 942 01:39:14,185 --> 01:39:16,187 And we gotta win it. 943 01:39:16,230 --> 01:39:18,798 An incredible value, so order now. 944 01:39:34,205 --> 01:39:35,249 Good night. 945 01:39:36,598 --> 01:39:38,339 Good night... 946 01:39:38,383 --> 01:39:39,601 Daddy. 947 01:39:46,652 --> 01:39:48,566 Tomorrow will be better. 948 01:39:51,091 --> 01:39:52,614 That's what they say. 949 01:39:54,007 --> 01:39:55,313 Okay. 950 01:40:07,716 --> 01:40:10,023 So, uh... 951 01:40:10,066 --> 01:40:11,633 You like life, huh? 952 01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:15,550 Yeah. 953 01:40:16,595 --> 01:40:17,770 Why? 954 01:40:20,990 --> 01:40:22,296 I don't know. 955 01:40:30,217 --> 01:40:31,305 Okay. 956 01:40:40,401 --> 01:40:41,533 Good night.