1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,741 --> 00:00:13,324 (horn blowing) 4 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:25,270 (fast scratching) 5 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:26,103 - Shit. 6 00:00:26,103 --> 00:00:27,150 - [Mike] Let me see. 7 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:28,440 - There's nothing to see, I lost. 8 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,170 - [Mike] All right just privilege it just for a second. 9 00:00:31,170 --> 00:00:32,440 Aw man, you got a life there. 10 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,520 - You always get one life. 11 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,480 - You know, if you wanna win the lotto to fund your movie, 12 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,940 I recommend the Powerball. 13 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:39,190 I believe that's how they financed Gladiator. 14 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,650 How much you pay for that camera? 15 00:00:43,650 --> 00:00:45,570 - [Mike] Let's just say I got a good deal. 16 00:00:45,570 --> 00:00:46,850 - How good? 17 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:48,440 - [Mike] Well, I got it online, it's a website, 18 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,350 it's called none of your goddamn business dot com. 19 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:51,710 So why don't you just go buy your cereal? 20 00:00:51,710 --> 00:00:52,930 - Maybe I'll just ask your wife tonight. 21 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,693 - [Mike] Okay, you don't have to ask her anything. 22 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:57,157 - She doesn't know you bought it, does she? 23 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,370 - [Mike] She knows I bought it, you idiot. 24 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,270 - She know how much you paid for it? 25 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,820 - [Mike] Can you go buy your cereal, please? 26 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:03,653 Fucking prick. 27 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:06,430 - [Woman] Those are all awful names. 28 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:09,180 - [Man] Nathan, Norman, no, Wilson. 29 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:12,340 Wilson, this is like a last name but it's also a first name. 30 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,757 (chattering) 31 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,160 - We got cameras rolling tonight, 32 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,420 they'll be rolling throughout the evening. 33 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:22,430 So we're starting filming right now. 34 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:23,880 So, if you're talking 35 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,010 and you find yourself with a camera in your face, 36 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:30,290 just do your best to pretend it's not there. 37 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,560 All right, I'm attempting to document 38 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,330 my good friend Jason's journey 39 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:40,180 towards financing and producing his first feature film, 40 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:41,490 which is very exciting. (cheering) 41 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:43,590 - Depletion of my bank account. 42 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:45,310 - [Mike] Okay, depletion of your bank account. 43 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:47,160 - So do I have to sign some sort of release form 44 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,555 or something? - Would you? 45 00:01:48,555 --> 00:01:49,388 - Nope. 46 00:01:49,388 --> 00:01:50,221 - [Mike] Then no. 47 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:54,340 - This is Megan, she is firsthand witness to all my genius. 48 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:55,640 Go, go, face into the camera. 49 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:59,290 - No, no, no, it's okay, I'm not an actress or anything. 50 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:00,123 - Just be you. 51 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:05,295 - Okay, I'm Megan, I'm a Paralegal. 52 00:02:05,295 --> 00:02:06,200 - Hey, talk about me. 53 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,850 - You just said be you. 54 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:08,683 - [Mike] All right, Kay, 55 00:02:08,683 --> 00:02:11,220 can you just slight yourself please? 56 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:14,130 - I'm Kay Zolinski, I'm 5'5, I'm an actor and a musician 57 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:16,440 and I'm somehow involved with this whole project. 58 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,360 - Why do you need Kay in this, again? 59 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,560 - [Mike] Well, I mean, she's part of Jason's movie 60 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,910 so it makes sense she'd be part 61 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:24,563 of the pre-production process for this next one, no? 62 00:02:25,718 --> 00:02:27,300 - Why do you wanna do this? 63 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:30,070 - Because any exposure is good exposure. 64 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:32,180 - Do I get any say in this? 65 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:33,743 - Be you talking about me. 66 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:36,410 - I don't know what to say. 67 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,940 - Well you could tell them that I'm a super talented 68 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:41,467 filmmaking genius. 69 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:42,691 (clears throat) 70 00:02:42,691 --> 00:02:43,524 - Okay. 71 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:50,300 He's very sweet and he is very passionate about what he does 72 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:55,313 and I admire that about him and I love him very much. 73 00:02:57,790 --> 00:02:59,343 - And genius? 74 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:04,410 - [Mike] So, guys, I would like you to meet Eddie. 75 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:07,270 Eddie is my B-camera operator here, 76 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,580 so I can get multiple angles if I want. 77 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,660 Eddie, please say hello and slight yourself. 78 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,763 What's up, I'm Eddie. 79 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,870 Edward Smith. 80 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:20,120 So grateful for the opportunity. 81 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,310 - It's quite the enterprise you're building for yourself. 82 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:24,460 Say, Eddie, how'd you land this gig? 83 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:25,660 - He's an intern. 84 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,090 Applied for one, got one. 85 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:29,510 Convert champion. 86 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,690 - Are you even qualified to give college credit? 87 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,420 - [Mike] Is your life so empty 88 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:37,330 that you have to interrogate me on every detail of mine? 89 00:03:37,330 --> 00:03:38,660 - I'm gonna take that as a no. 90 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:39,710 - [Man] All right, sure, 91 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:41,690 I see someone getting mugged in the park 92 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:44,093 and I'm like oh, they're probably just filming a movie. 93 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,900 (mixed chattering) 94 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,610 - All right, cheers, you're not gonna be with us 95 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:48,443 all the time, right? 96 00:03:48,443 --> 00:03:49,860 - [Mike] Well, no, not all the time. 97 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:51,070 I mean, not me anyway. 98 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:53,892 I'm gonna have Eddie with you guys for the most part. 99 00:03:53,892 --> 00:03:56,309 (soft music) 100 00:03:58,550 --> 00:03:59,950 - I got an idea for a movie. 101 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:01,883 A TV show. 102 00:04:01,883 --> 00:04:04,110 I wanna hear what the professionals think. 103 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,470 - Why are you using quotations? 104 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,303 It's condescending. 105 00:04:06,303 --> 00:04:09,630 - Okay, so the show is about how Abraham Lincoln 106 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:12,260 finds a time machine in the woods 107 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,850 and he takes children 108 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:16,780 through different important events in history 109 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:20,030 and they learn valuable lessons. 110 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:20,863 Bam! 111 00:04:20,863 --> 00:04:23,370 It's a million dollar show right there. 112 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:25,230 Put that shit on PBS or something. 113 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:27,880 - What kind of events exactly is he bringing them to? 114 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:31,840 - He takes them to the fall of the Berlin Wall, 115 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,230 Martin Luther King's speech, 9/11. 116 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,830 - He takes them to 9/11? 117 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:38,820 - Yeah and the kids learn. 118 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:43,030 - Yeah, so very soon, I'm gonna put up like a kickstart, 119 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:46,200 like a fundraiser type thing to raise money for the movie. 120 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,780 - And this is a feature-length version 121 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:50,470 of the one that Kay was in? 122 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:51,420 - [Jason] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:53,593 Well, that was just like a short film, 124 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:54,460 kinda like this proof of concept. 125 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,640 - Yeah, the one in the bus station, right? 126 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,580 - [Jason] Yeah, yeah, right, yeah. 127 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:59,890 - So the whole movie's gonna be in a bus station? 128 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:01,890 - Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, pretty much, yeah. 129 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:03,970 - Don't you think, just hypothetically, 130 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,800 he would go back the day before 9/11 and warn everybody 131 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,020 and stop it from actually happening? 132 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:11,420 - No, he doesn't warn everybody, 133 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:12,350 it's not what the show is about. 134 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:14,800 The show is about teaching kids historical lessons. 135 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,380 - I think a good historical lesson 136 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,670 would be stopping national tragedies from happening. 137 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:19,990 - [Jeff] So how much money, exactly, 138 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:22,420 does it cost to fund a feature-length film? 139 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:25,250 - Well, I mean, I'm gonna do this very cheaply, 140 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,510 so I'm gonna do it for maybe 25 grand. 141 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:28,460 - That's it? 142 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:30,120 You need more than that. 143 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,320 - How are you gonna raise 25 grand? 144 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,570 - People. 145 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:36,300 - People are just gonna give you that much money? 146 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,900 Don't you need more than friends and family, 147 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,240 like actual investors and stuff? 148 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,995 Rich people? - No, that's true. 149 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:41,846 A little bit, 150 00:05:41,846 --> 00:05:42,860 we're gonna hold a little screening of the movie. 151 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:44,370 My producer friend, he's gonna get 152 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:46,620 some supposedly high rollers and then, they watch the film, 153 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,240 they like and they pitch in some cash for the feature movie. 154 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,090 Stranger things have happened. 155 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:53,380 - I mean, the holocaust? - No. 156 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:55,980 - I mean, shouldn't Lincoln do something about that? 157 00:05:57,870 --> 00:05:59,913 - I gotta stop the holocaust now too? 158 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:01,730 Hey, Spielberg, 159 00:06:01,730 --> 00:06:03,870 you just make sure you save some money for rent, 160 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:04,790 okay pal? 161 00:06:04,790 --> 00:06:06,690 - Hey, don't worry about the rent, 162 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:08,140 but how about you? 163 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,654 Why don't you wanna invest in me, come on? 164 00:06:10,654 --> 00:06:12,054 Don't you wanna be immortal? 165 00:06:13,185 --> 00:06:14,240 (sighs) 166 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,073 - I'm good. 167 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:17,773 - Okay. 168 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:19,130 I think if Lincoln had a time machine, 169 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:22,574 there'd be one major event he'd probably would like to stop. 170 00:06:22,574 --> 00:06:24,530 (grunts in agreement) 171 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:26,800 - He's not gonna be with you all the time, trust me. 172 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,780 He has responsibilities now. - Oh, yes. 173 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,030 - Don't film me. 174 00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:32,710 - [Mike] Come on, you let me film how we got there. 175 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:34,635 - Oh, come on. 176 00:06:34,635 --> 00:06:36,493 - Stop it, no you didn't! 177 00:06:36,493 --> 00:06:37,730 - [Jeff] Did you really? 178 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,440 - In years from now, we're gonna see this documentary 179 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,793 and it's gonna be incredible. 180 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:45,710 - [Mike] Okay, guys, focus please. 181 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,540 Okay, just a simple walk and talk, then we're done. 182 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,550 Just act natural. 183 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:51,970 - Your popcorn munching has gotten way out of hand. 184 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:53,770 - Yeah, well, your single popcorn picking 185 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:54,603 has been bothering me. 186 00:06:54,603 --> 00:06:56,630 You're supposed to take a whole bunch out of the bag, 187 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:59,390 not just keep going back and forth, for one at a time. 188 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:00,470 I wasn't gonna mention anything either, 189 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:02,130 but since it's truth day. 190 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,520 - So when is your movie gonna be done? 191 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,740 I wanna see my credit. 192 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:07,110 - Soon, soon, soon, very soon. 193 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,520 Somewhere in the near distant future, somewhat soon. 194 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,840 - Okay, so then what? 195 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,650 - Now, I gotta show it to people. 196 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,950 - Oh, they'll love it. 197 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:15,350 - How do you know, you haven't even seen it yet? 198 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:17,050 - They'll love it. - Oh, gee, thanks. 199 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:19,220 - My cousin, Lisa, and her fiance 200 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,610 are gonna be in town this weekend, 201 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:21,920 so I was thinking we could go to dinner with them 202 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,280 on Saturday. 203 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,230 - I can't Saturday. 204 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:27,410 Sorry, they're doing some extra scenes that day 205 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:30,080 and it's overtime pay, so it's extra good money. 206 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,100 I already committed, I'm sorry, 207 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,000 I don't know what to tell you. 208 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,050 - I never get to see her. 209 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:35,180 You're supposed to be available on weekends. 210 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:36,460 - Well, how long are they gonna be in town for? 211 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:38,940 - Only til Tuesday and you can't do weekdays. 212 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:41,070 - I'll tell you what, we'll do something Monday night. 213 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:43,120 I got like a buddy who owes me a favor, 214 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,660 he can probably cover me or I'll call in sick 215 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:45,493 or something like that. 216 00:07:45,493 --> 00:07:46,326 No. 217 00:07:46,326 --> 00:07:47,580 Monday night, I promise. 218 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:49,453 - Really? - Yeah, exactly. 219 00:07:50,883 --> 00:07:52,430 Oh, I should please you more often. 220 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,760 - You should. - I should. 221 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,190 Now, let me demonstrate. 222 00:07:55,190 --> 00:07:57,713 All right, so you take a bunch of popcorn out of the bag 223 00:07:57,713 --> 00:07:58,740 - Okay. 224 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,600 - Where we going with them, by the way, anyways? 225 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,620 - They wanna go to San Kichi. 226 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:05,040 - Oh good, I've been looking for a way 227 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,640 to lower my credit score. 228 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,790 - I'll pay for it, if you want. 229 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:09,070 - No. 230 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:10,310 - They're my friends, I'll treat you. 231 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:11,260 - Please, no, you're not. 232 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:12,860 - I mean if you can't afford it. 233 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:17,140 I know that you're putting all your money into this film. 234 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:19,237 - So do you wanna pay for everything now? 235 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,070 Do you wanna just, from now on? 236 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:20,903 - I didn't mean it like that. 237 00:08:20,903 --> 00:08:23,240 - Do you wanna just bankroll me and be my financer? 238 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,462 You gonna pay my rent for me? 239 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,295 - Be your sugar mama. 240 00:08:25,295 --> 00:08:27,690 - Sugar mama, I like that. 241 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:28,687 You look like a sugar mama. 242 00:08:28,687 --> 00:08:32,230 You look like candy. - I look like candy? 243 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:34,060 Yeah, that's my goal. 244 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:35,810 - You could open up your own little candy store. 245 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:39,040 - Oh, so I should quit my job, work in a candy store 246 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,390 and then support your film? 247 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,303 - [Cameraman] So, what are you doing? 248 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:46,820 - Invisible work. 249 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,400 A working actor. 250 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,753 Submit, submit, submit! 251 00:08:50,776 --> 00:08:52,859 (laughs) 252 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:57,280 Fuck, I totally forgot this! 253 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,170 Oh, I have to go to an audition like right now. 254 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:00,003 Fuck. 255 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,600 - [Mike] Oh, cool, you're moving. 256 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,573 That's cool, right? 257 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:11,843 Right? 258 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:12,893 - [Jeff] Hey. - Hey. 259 00:09:14,876 --> 00:09:15,709 - The game's on tonight, 260 00:09:15,709 --> 00:09:18,400 I figured we just order in some Chinese and hang out and-- 261 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,270 - I have an audition. - What? 262 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:22,899 - I can't, I totally forgot all about it 263 00:09:22,899 --> 00:09:24,700 and then they emailed me with a reminder 264 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,660 and I'm all fucked up about it. 265 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:29,100 - Yeah. - What? 266 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,200 - Nothing. 267 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,753 - No, not nothing, what? 268 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:34,970 - It's just, if I knew you had an audition, 269 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:35,803 I would've gone out 270 00:09:35,803 --> 00:09:37,210 and watched the game with the guys already. 271 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,190 - [Kay] You still can. 272 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,600 - No, I'm not gonna go now. 273 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,660 They're all the way down town, 274 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,030 the fucking A-train's running local, 275 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:42,863 it would take me forever to get down there. 276 00:09:42,863 --> 00:09:44,230 - [Kay] Fuck, wait, hold on, no, no. 277 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:46,320 Is it running local both ways or just uptown? 278 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,180 - No, both ways. 279 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,940 - [Kay] Shit, I really have to go. 280 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:50,420 - Hey, relax, you'll make it, okay. 281 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:51,950 - Okay, please don't tell me to relax. 282 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,660 Does this make me look matronly? 283 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:54,970 - What? - Like do I look older 284 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,680 when I wear this dress? 285 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,240 - Do you wanna look older, I don't know. 286 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,180 - [Kay] Never mind. 287 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:01,033 - Hey. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 288 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,330 - Good luck. 289 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,163 Good night. 290 00:10:08,326 --> 00:10:10,020 Aren't you supposed to follow her? 291 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,100 - [Mike] Oh, right, yeah. 292 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,325 Oh, God, she's fast. 293 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:16,170 (frantic running) 294 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,693 Stairs, framing, okay. 295 00:10:18,735 --> 00:10:20,010 Gotta keep her, gotta keep her in shot. 296 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,560 Gonna fall, gonna fall, stairs. 297 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,980 Okay, cool, can I just-- 298 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:26,754 Can I borrow that card-- 299 00:10:26,754 --> 00:10:27,594 Oh, God. 300 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,427 God, she's so fast. 301 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:29,630 She's like a fast warlock. 302 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,013 - [Mic] Cut. 303 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,400 - Checking the gate, checking the gate, checking the gate. 304 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,952 - [Mic] Go in again, back to one. 305 00:10:45,952 --> 00:10:47,119 - Going again. 306 00:10:49,693 --> 00:10:52,632 (soft singing) 307 00:10:52,632 --> 00:10:55,049 (chattering) 308 00:10:59,947 --> 00:11:01,320 - [Mike] Ah, no water cones anywhere? 309 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,230 - They said it's okay. - Okay. 310 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,063 - Oh. 311 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,390 - Thank you so much for letting us film this. 312 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:07,223 - Oh yeah, totally. 313 00:11:07,223 --> 00:11:09,900 I mean, I get it, it's a make your own work kinda thing? 314 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:10,850 - [Kay] Yeah, yeah. 315 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:13,540 - Well, my name is Andrew. 316 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:17,510 I am a casting associate here at Dean and Dean Casting, 317 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,430 in New York City. 318 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:22,263 And we're casting this scene, so. 319 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,967 Do you have any questions about it or anything? 320 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,820 - Not really. 321 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,090 She's hiding something in the basement, right? 322 00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:33,020 - Yeah, so this is a traditional Southern Christian woman. 323 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:36,040 A white picket fence, you get the picture. 324 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:41,040 And she is hiding a gay Gautemalan refugee in her basement, 325 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,920 in a house that she shares with her mother. 326 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,920 But she doesn't want the mother to know. 327 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,420 But the mother is aware something is going on 328 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,870 cause she hears noises in the basement, 329 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,620 but she won't go down there 330 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:56,890 because the mother was molested by her father, 331 00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,500 your character's grandfather, as a child. 332 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:04,653 So, yeah, a lot to work with there. 333 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,420 - Yeah. - If you can just-- 334 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:08,780 Let me sling it. 335 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:10,670 And slight yourself. 336 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:11,663 - Kay Zolinski. 337 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:16,473 Mom you're just imagining things, I didn't hear anything. 338 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:20,640 - Baby girl, Lord, don't lie to me now. 339 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,090 - I'm not, mama, I promise. 340 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,610 - If I had my druthers, I'd go down there myself, 341 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,220 but you know I can't just bear to face the pain 342 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,580 of my broken past. 343 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:32,853 Daddy's paws all up on me, lord have mercy. 344 00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:35,143 - I don't know mama. 345 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,950 - Do you-- - I'm sorry. 346 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:38,783 - Do you need a minute? 347 00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:41,363 - No, can you just give me that line again. 348 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,010 - Oh yeah. 349 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:47,380 If I had my druthers. (laughs) 350 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:48,893 Yeah, I know. 351 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,663 God, this is a stupid script. 352 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,720 - How many times have you been reading this? 353 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,970 - I've been reading it all week. 354 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,730 - Oh my gosh. - Yeah. 355 00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,180 - How many more do you have after me? 356 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,350 - Three. - Ooh, I am sorry. 357 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,620 Well, luckily, with the read I just gave you, 358 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,450 I'm sure you can mark this role down as cast. 359 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:12,450 - Yeah, well, about that, Kay Zolinski. 360 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:19,623 I just don't think that that is going to be in the cards. 361 00:13:24,949 --> 00:13:29,430 But I do have some other projects that I'm working on 362 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:32,623 that I think that you'd be a really good fit for. 363 00:13:33,949 --> 00:13:35,160 - Great. 364 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,830 - I don't know, if you wanna maybe wait outside 365 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:38,900 and we can grab coffee afterwards. 366 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,700 I've gotta get through these last remaining people, 367 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,560 but after that I'm more than happy 368 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,770 to chat about the projects. 369 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,290 - Yeah, that sounds great. 370 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,470 I'm sure after reading all this, do you really want coffee? 371 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,790 If I were you, I'd want a stiff drink. 372 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:51,980 - [Andrew] That sounds really good. 373 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,163 - Great, I'll wait out here. 374 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,233 Thank you. 375 00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:01,050 - All right, so when you hear them yell background, 376 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,590 just walk down the street, around the corner 377 00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:03,800 until they yell cut, all right? 378 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,010 - All right, but Robert Downey Junior's character's 379 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,950 literally coming out of the house, across the street. 380 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:10,040 I mean, shouldn't I wave, something? 381 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,840 - No, you wouldn't. 382 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,890 - What if I know him? 383 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:15,660 - No, you don't know him. 384 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,940 - Okay, if we're both from the same neighborhood 385 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,630 and we're across the street from each other, 386 00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:21,100 odds are we're gonna know each other. 387 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,810 Not for nothing, I think it would help the scene. 388 00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:25,653 - No, you don't know him, you're just walking home. 389 00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:27,970 - That's it? 390 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:30,440 Come on, man, give me something else to work with. 391 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,593 - You don't know him. 392 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,860 You're just walking home. 393 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:36,693 - We'll see. 394 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,110 - What? 395 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:39,943 What do you mean? 396 00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:41,020 - We'll see what happens. 397 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:42,103 - What does that mean? 398 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:50,993 - [Director] Cut. - Cut. 399 00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:54,200 (yawns) - Checking the gate. 400 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,370 - Oh, thank God. - That's a wrap everyone, 401 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,203 let's go home. 402 00:14:57,475 --> 00:14:59,445 (keys jingling) 403 00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:02,020 (yawns) 404 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,073 - Wait, hold on. 405 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:08,170 Oh, yeah, she's here now. 406 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,363 No, yeah, she's okay. 407 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,310 Sorry to bother you. 408 00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:13,440 All right, good night. 409 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,100 Where the hell were you? - Who was that? 410 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,860 - Your mother, I've been trying to call you for hours, 411 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,160 I wanted to ask if she'd heard from you. 412 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,380 - Really? 413 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,090 - Yeah, really, where were you? 414 00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:25,030 - I went out for coffee. 415 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:27,360 - Coffee? - Come on, Jeff, please. 416 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,030 - No, no, don't please me. 417 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,200 Why didn't you answer your phone? 418 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,260 - I must've had it on silent for the audition. 419 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,733 11 missed calls from you? 420 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,810 - I was worried about you. 421 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,360 - I'm a grown woman, Jeff. 422 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,130 - Oh my god, I understand that, 423 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:42,073 but why didn't you at least just let me know 424 00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:43,200 and who the hell were you out with? 425 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,900 - Jesus Christ, come on. - No, who were you out with? 426 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,410 - A casting director 427 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:51,890 wanted to meet with me after an audition, 428 00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,240 so we went out for a drink. 429 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,950 What are you doing? 430 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:02,713 What are you doing? 431 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,360 - I wanna sleep out here tonight. 432 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:06,300 - You're gonna sleep on the couch? 433 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,040 - [Jeff] Yeah, I'm gonna sleep on the couch. 434 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,340 - Come on, Jeff. 435 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,363 - No, it's fine. 436 00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:14,200 Why don't you just go to sleep cause you look exhausted 437 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,483 and I'm exhausted, so. 438 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,977 - Okay, I'm sorry, I should've had my phone on. 439 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,570 - You should've called me! 440 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,483 - For what? 441 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,670 To ask for your permission? 442 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,487 - All right, no, I'm not gonna get into this with you now. 443 00:16:24,487 --> 00:16:25,320 - No, no, of course not. 444 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,660 Cause you're so forthcoming about everything else. 445 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:29,493 - What? 446 00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,370 - [Kay] Yeah. - No, don't yeah, 447 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:32,370 what does that mean? 448 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,650 What are you talking about? - I saw 449 00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:35,490 that you were checking real estate 450 00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:38,163 in Weehawken and Round Paul and all that shit. 451 00:16:40,257 --> 00:16:41,957 - So? - So? 452 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:46,630 Don't you think we should've talked about that first? 453 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,463 - [Jeff] Well, it's not like I put down 454 00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:48,480 a down payment or anything. 455 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,921 - Come on, don't be a dick about this. 456 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,680 - [Jeff] I was just looking, so what? 457 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,403 - You know how I feel about that. 458 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,750 - [Jeff] All right, I'm going to sleep. 459 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,300 - So you don't care how I feel about that? 460 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,580 - I said I'm going to sleep, I'll see you tomorrow. 461 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,160 I'll probably have to hold an audition to even see you. 462 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,933 - [Kay] You know what? - What? 463 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:10,503 - Never mind. 464 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,043 - [Eddie] I'll let myself out. 465 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,040 - They moved my call time. 466 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:27,210 I gotta be in the Bronx at six am tomorrow. 467 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:31,330 It means I gotta go to bed five hours ago. 468 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:34,080 - They're always changing your call time. 469 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:39,080 Can you just please tell them that sushi night, you're mine. 470 00:17:39,427 --> 00:17:41,180 - I will make it known. 471 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:44,410 - What time does Fletcher get up? 472 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:46,750 - He pretends to go to the gym at five am. 473 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,980 - Oh my God, I should've stayed at my place tonight. 474 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,240 Tomorrow morning is gonna be a cluster fuck 475 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,170 in that bathroom. 476 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:55,450 Do you know that he walked in on me the other day 477 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,022 taking a shower? 478 00:17:57,022 --> 00:17:57,855 - What? - Yeah. 479 00:17:57,855 --> 00:17:58,688 - What'd he say? 480 00:17:58,688 --> 00:18:01,870 - He asked if I wanted a bacon, egg and cheese. 481 00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:03,327 (Jason laughs) 482 00:18:03,327 --> 00:18:04,990 It's not funny. 483 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,140 - Well, did you? - No! 484 00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:10,320 You know, I have to be at JFK at seven tomorrow, 485 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,193 seven am. 486 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,460 - When are you back? 487 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:15,783 - In a couple of days. 488 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:19,690 I'm gonna see my new nephew then I'll be back. 489 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,890 - Sorry I can't join you. 490 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:24,683 - Yeah, you have work, we don't need to get into it again. 491 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:31,090 - Just trying to make more money for my project. 492 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,563 - Whatever, what do you think of the movie so far? 493 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:35,493 - It's okay. 494 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,713 - Just okay? 495 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:43,020 The hot guy takes his shirt off like three times. 496 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,721 - Hey! - Sorry. 497 00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:47,520 Goddamn. 498 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,200 - We have different criteria. 499 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,630 - Oh and what is your criteria, Mr Expert? 500 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:56,750 - Well, first, there should be a clear beginning, 501 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:57,680 middle and end. 502 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,730 - Oh, I've awoken the movie nerd. 503 00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:02,300 - Hey, listen to me here, this is my only skill. 504 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,750 - Watch the nails, they're not dry yet. 505 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,530 - Second, there should be these things called stakes, 506 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:09,690 which are something that, essentially, 507 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,390 makes the outcome of losing much greater. 508 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:16,280 The hero sets out on a journey to achieve something 509 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,290 and the greater the obstacles in he or she's way, 510 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:20,940 the chances of he or she 511 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,220 not getting whatever they want increases. 512 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:27,430 And that struggle is what makes a movie good. 513 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:28,600 That's why I love them. 514 00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:32,890 - Okay. 515 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:33,723 Cool. 516 00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:37,660 Can you please just get Monday night off? 517 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,493 Please. 518 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,833 - [Director] Cut. - All right, it's a cut. 519 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,230 - [Cameraman] All right, so why don't you just explain 520 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,950 your responsibilities for the camera? 521 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:46,783 - Yeah, I will. 522 00:19:46,783 --> 00:19:47,620 Excuse me, sorry, sir. 523 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,600 If you could just walk that way, 524 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,960 they're filming something back that way. 525 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,880 - What are they filming? 526 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,080 - [Cameraman] Star Wars. - No, no, no, they're not. 527 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,660 No, believe me they're not. 528 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,573 Thank you, sir. 529 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,957 Don't do that again. 530 00:19:57,957 --> 00:19:58,790 - [Mike] Yeah, it's funny, that's the joke. 531 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,820 Why would they be filming Star Wars in Chelsea? 532 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,600 - Yeah, I know, but we're trying to be professional here. 533 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,190 - Motherfucking cocksuckers, dammit! 534 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,355 - Dude. - I'm sorry, 535 00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:07,260 they got me doing like a million things. 536 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:08,880 We should've been out of here two fucking hours ago. 537 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,900 - I know, what's taking them so long? 538 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,380 - Some retard can't remember any of his lines. 539 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:13,370 He's gotta memorize two freaking sentences. 540 00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:15,280 Get paid $100,000 a day, can't remember shit. 541 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,120 Meanwhile, I'm making $100 a day, 542 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,350 I gotta memorize caramel macchiato latte 543 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,650 with soy bean oil and skim milk or my life and career 544 00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:22,540 are both fucking over. 545 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,730 It's bullshit. - Adam. 546 00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:26,100 - Sorry. - Go for Adam. 547 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,830 - [Director] Wardrobe, Adam, now! 548 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:29,363 - Copy that. 549 00:20:29,363 --> 00:20:30,480 I don't wanna go to fucking wardrobe. 550 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,313 - Why? 551 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,146 - I went to a bang with that chick last night 552 00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:34,230 and she thinks we're a thing now or something like that. 553 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,670 I've been trying to nail the makeup girl now for weeks, so. 554 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,000 - Oh, right, the one with them eyelashes. 555 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,140 - That's the one with the eyelashes, that's her. 556 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,483 - Real hot, yeah. 557 00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:41,390 - Another day of living the dream. 558 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,064 - All right, good luck. 559 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:44,660 - [Director] Adam, where the hell are you? 560 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,373 Oh and bring coke soda, it's an emergency. 561 00:20:47,373 --> 00:20:48,540 - [Adam] Fuck! 562 00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:54,720 (exhales heavily) 563 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,470 - It's fucking freezing here. 564 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:57,763 Hey, do me a favor. 565 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,560 Go find Adam, he's over at wardrobe, 566 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,990 it's like a block and a half that way. 567 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:05,450 He's got these little airplane bottle sizes of booze, 568 00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:06,952 just pick some up for me. 569 00:21:06,952 --> 00:21:08,070 - [Mike] Oh wait, you're gonna start drinking now? 570 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:09,880 - No, no, no, I just need to warm me up. 571 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,330 It's no big deal. - They're gonna kick me out, 572 00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:13,030 I can't just walk on to the set, especially with the camera. 573 00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:13,863 - Fine, fine. 574 00:21:13,863 --> 00:21:15,930 Just stay here, I'll go get it, okay. 575 00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:18,730 Just watch my spot, make sure no one walks that way 576 00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,400 and just send them all that way, all right? 577 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,490 - [Mike] All right, so if someone tries to get through, 578 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,290 I send them up there? 579 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,624 - That's right. 580 00:21:24,624 --> 00:21:25,990 You think you can handle that? 581 00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:27,990 - [Mike] Yeah, all right, just be quick. 582 00:21:32,823 --> 00:21:34,893 - I can't believe they fired me. 583 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,000 - [Mike] Put your mic on. 584 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,280 - I don't wanna do this right now. 585 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,785 - [Mike] On! 586 00:21:41,785 --> 00:21:43,785 (sighs) 587 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:48,596 Now, what did you say? 588 00:21:48,596 --> 00:21:51,200 - He said he can't believe they fired him. 589 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,490 - Man, that was a six-month gig. 590 00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:55,904 Megan is gonna be pissed when she gets back. 591 00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:56,780 - [Mike] You know, in retrospect, 592 00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,720 I probably should've gotten the booze for him. 593 00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,713 - So what happened? 594 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:04,750 - Some girl proposed to Robert Downey Junior. 595 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:09,460 - And what do those two stories have to do with each other? 596 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,100 - [Mike] He was locking up the side walk, 597 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,870 he asked me to stand guard for him for a minute 598 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,770 while he goes and gets this booze from a buddy of his 599 00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:16,240 who smuggles it on to the set. 600 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,660 While I'm standing there, this girl comes, 601 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:18,967 she says she's crew, she says she gotta get through. 602 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:22,260 - She said she was a boom mic cleaner. 603 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:23,800 - [Mike] Right, she said she was a boom mic cleaner. 604 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,560 - There are no boom mic cleaners, 605 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,060 that's not a real fucking position. 606 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,960 You ever see that in the end credits of a movie, 607 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,160 boom mic cleaner? 608 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,483 - [Mike] Sounded important. 609 00:22:32,368 --> 00:22:35,193 - If only you'd gotten back there in time to stop the girl. 610 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,770 Then you'd merely been fired for drinking on the job. 611 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:40,640 - [Mike] So what are you gonna do now, 612 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,920 get another PA gig? 613 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,653 - Yeah, but man, I don't wanna do that shit anymore. 614 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,323 But I really don't know what else to do. 615 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,193 - [Fletcher] The important thing above all 616 00:22:50,193 --> 00:22:51,603 is to stay positive. 617 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,293 - Yeah. 618 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:56,563 You know what? 619 00:22:57,421 --> 00:22:59,350 I'm gonna book a space for the screening. 620 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:00,183 - [Mike] Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, 621 00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:01,450 I thought the movie wasn't done yet. 622 00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:03,250 - But Fletcher's right, I gotta stay positive, 623 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,633 keep my eye on the prize. 624 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:09,310 - I did not say keep your eye on the prize. 625 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:11,500 I meant go online and get a real job. 626 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,450 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get to that. 627 00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:14,430 But faster I book the space and have the screen, 628 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:16,820 the faster I get investors to invest in my movie 629 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:18,850 so I can expand it into the feature. 630 00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:21,250 And then, I'll be rich and shit and I won't need a job. 631 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,100 And now that I don't have one, 632 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,320 I have all the time in the world to do that. 633 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,040 - I knew I should've roomed with that attorney. 634 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,110 - [Mike] Look, I know you're depressed, 635 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,410 but you really gotta take it easy. 636 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:31,570 - Yeah, I know, you're right. 637 00:23:31,570 --> 00:23:33,650 - [Mike] Especially with the drinking. 638 00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:35,620 - You know we've got rent coming up, right? 639 00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:37,030 - Fletcher, rent is always coming up. 640 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:39,360 - Just pointing it out, just had to point that out. 641 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,193 - I get it. 642 00:23:40,193 --> 00:23:41,026 - Are you happy, Mike? 643 00:23:41,026 --> 00:23:42,750 You just had to interfere. 644 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,960 You ever see a documentary where the documetarian 645 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,640 stops the mountain lion from attacking a penguin? 646 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,850 - [Mike] Well, first, on what planet 647 00:23:48,850 --> 00:23:50,620 would a penguin and lion interact? 648 00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:52,630 And second, I actually think this is good, in a way. 649 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:55,220 Now I got an inciting incident for the movie. 650 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:57,030 - What do you know about penguins? 651 00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:59,400 - [Mike] More than you, apparently. 652 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,590 - You better shut that camera off 653 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:02,643 before incite incident in your ass. 654 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,140 - Please tell me you got that. 655 00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:09,260 - You booked a space for what? 656 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:10,150 - To show the film. 657 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:11,080 - This film? 658 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,490 The one that isn't done yet? 659 00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:13,700 Can you get your money back? 660 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,760 - No, it's paid in full. 661 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,820 - Are you out of your mind? 662 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:17,550 - I'm out of a job, Ben, okay. 663 00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:19,630 Which means I got some time on my hands, 664 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,700 which means I can focus on this thing 100% 665 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:22,570 like you've been wanting me to. 666 00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:25,210 - Yeah, but being focused requires you to think clearly. 667 00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:26,620 Listen, I'm the producer, 668 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:28,120 I'm the one that's supposed to find a space 669 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,260 to book for the investor's screening. 670 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,930 - Look, we can get it done, all right. 671 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,270 Psychological. 672 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:35,360 Now that we have a set date, that forces us-- 673 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,220 - Stop talking. 674 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,170 When's this embarrassment taking place? 675 00:24:39,665 --> 00:24:40,498 - A month from now. 676 00:24:40,498 --> 00:24:41,860 - You really screwed me here. 677 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:42,850 - You, how? 678 00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,850 - Because I'm inviting investors. 679 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:48,230 I'm using my contacts, which means that if this film sucks, 680 00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:51,480 then they're never gonna take me seriously again. 681 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,770 - Yeah, I can understand where your aunt would be pissed. 682 00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:58,770 - Stop jumping the gun, patience. 683 00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:00,093 - You're right. 684 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:03,354 - Now, I've been doing some thinking 685 00:25:03,354 --> 00:25:05,140 and I think we should hold off on this online 686 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:07,070 fundraising campaign until after the screening. 687 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,220 That way, it'll be better. 688 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,200 You already started, didn't you? 689 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,824 - Yeah. 690 00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:14,407 (upbeat music) 691 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:26,373 - Barry. 692 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:29,973 It was a mistake, you are the one I love. 693 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,950 - Dad, why is that too much? 694 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:34,530 Put Gram on the phone. 695 00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:36,260 Why won't she come to the phone? 696 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,603 Well, stop the chairlift. 697 00:25:39,282 --> 00:25:40,784 - Come on, Eddie, stop it! - Sorry. 698 00:25:40,784 --> 00:25:43,367 (upbeat music) 699 00:25:57,693 --> 00:25:59,030 - Okay, okay, put me on the phone with him. 700 00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:00,260 No, I do know him. 701 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,630 I used to get him coffee. 702 00:26:01,630 --> 00:26:04,070 No, no, I used to get him birth control for his mistresses, 703 00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:06,500 put me on the phone then, please. 704 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,850 - Up top, oh yes! 705 00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:12,040 - Barry, it was a mistake. 706 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,330 You are the one I love. 707 00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:14,845 - You know what? 708 00:26:14,845 --> 00:26:17,336 I've been getting to the law of attraction, okay. 709 00:26:17,336 --> 00:26:18,930 And if you see it in your mind, 710 00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:19,890 you can hold it in your hand. 711 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:21,626 - Do you have a point to this? 712 00:26:21,626 --> 00:26:23,523 (clapping) 713 00:26:23,523 --> 00:26:24,526 - All right, come one, come on, come on this way. 714 00:26:24,526 --> 00:26:25,370 - Why are you rushing me? 715 00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:26,203 - Yeah, no, no, 716 00:26:26,203 --> 00:26:27,240 I just don't want to run into my landlord, all right. 717 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,650 - [Megan] Okay. - All right, come on, 718 00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:30,440 so listen, what do you want for dinner? 719 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,760 - [Megan] Jason. - What? 720 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,263 - [Megan] Why is there vomit in the closet? 721 00:26:35,770 --> 00:26:37,043 - Okay, funny story. 722 00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:39,560 You're gonna love this. 723 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,834 - I'm sure it's a hilarious story. 724 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,710 - All right, so the other night, Fletcher and I, 725 00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:47,360 we got really drunk and he introduced me to screwdrivers. 726 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,175 You know screwdrivers, the orange juice and vodka? 727 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,290 - I'm well aware of what screwdrivers are. 728 00:26:50,290 --> 00:26:51,180 - We should make them sometime. 729 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:53,360 - Yeah then you can just throw up all over our apartment 730 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,397 in our bed, in the shower. 731 00:26:55,397 --> 00:26:57,036 - That would be disgusting, that would be disgusting, 732 00:26:57,036 --> 00:26:57,869 we have to sleep in our bed. 733 00:26:57,869 --> 00:26:58,702 - And, you know, throwing up in the closet 734 00:26:58,702 --> 00:26:59,960 is not disgusting at all. 735 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,080 - Can I tell the story? 736 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,690 - Sure, I'd love to hear what happened. 737 00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:05,724 - One of us threw up, I don't think it was me, 738 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:06,557 he doesn't think it was him, 739 00:27:06,557 --> 00:27:08,500 so naturally, none of us wants to clean it up. 740 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,760 You don't know which one of you threw up? 741 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,730 - No, I think it was him 742 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:12,650 and so, he should be the one to clean it up 743 00:27:12,650 --> 00:27:14,010 cause I don't wanna-- - Jason. 744 00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:15,356 This is your apartment. 745 00:27:15,356 --> 00:27:16,210 - Yes, but I don't wanna have to clean up 746 00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:17,960 someone else's vomit, that's disgusting. 747 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,980 - Okay. - All right, listen, 748 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:21,343 more importantly, what do you wanna eat? 749 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,758 - I don't know, what do you wanna eat? 750 00:27:23,758 --> 00:27:25,580 - I was thinking about a little chicken a la Megan. 751 00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:26,740 - No. - Why not? 752 00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:30,350 - Cause I'm tired and I just was traveling, you cook it. 753 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:31,580 - Yeah, but then it wouldn't be a la Megan. 754 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,057 - It wouldn't be very good, would it? 755 00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:34,250 - No, that's very funny. 756 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:36,450 We should really invest in those ballroom dancing classes. 757 00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:38,390 - Stop changing the subject, I'm hungry. 758 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,480 - Well, the subject is food and I don't really see 759 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,970 any other option besides chicken a la Megan. 760 00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:44,234 No, you're not looking over there 761 00:27:44,234 --> 00:27:46,154 cause we're not getting sushi. - Takeout! 762 00:27:46,154 --> 00:27:46,987 I wanna get sushi, come on. 763 00:27:46,987 --> 00:27:48,450 - I have to have that shit Monday with your cousin. 764 00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:49,283 - Oh, shit? 765 00:27:49,283 --> 00:27:52,120 Oh, I'm sorry, sushi is just so horrible. 766 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,690 And by the way, that's Monday, today's Thursday. 767 00:27:54,690 --> 00:27:56,720 I just flew across the country 768 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,270 and you didn't even pick me up at the airport, 769 00:27:58,270 --> 00:27:59,690 so I deserve sushi. 770 00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:01,480 - No, why do we have to get physical? 771 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,840 - Because you don't use Seamless 772 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,000 and so I physically have to get this menu out of the drawer. 773 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,113 Oh, now you move, okay, thank you. 774 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:12,090 All right, so we have plenty of options. 775 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,000 - [Jason] I know you like your options, don't you? 776 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,170 - Yeah, you don't have to eat raw fish. 777 00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:17,713 - Could you get me something a little bit cooked? 778 00:28:17,713 --> 00:28:21,616 Okay, listen, I got something important I need to tell you. 779 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,945 It's really important, okay, this is really important. 780 00:28:23,945 --> 00:28:25,463 - Okay, you're making me a little nervous. 781 00:28:26,976 --> 00:28:28,226 - It was me, I was the one that threw up. 782 00:28:28,226 --> 00:28:30,403 - No, no, no, no, do not kiss me. 783 00:28:35,470 --> 00:28:38,020 - So. - So. 784 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,347 - I have. - You have. 785 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:44,930 - I have something to tell you 786 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:47,657 that I know you're probably going to be upset about. 787 00:28:47,657 --> 00:28:49,173 - Did you knock someone up? 788 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,313 - Very funny. 789 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:53,493 - Just say it. 790 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,990 - I got fired the other day. - Really? 791 00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,610 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 792 00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:02,140 - [Megan] Well, what happened? 793 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,980 - It's a long story. 794 00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:05,790 - [Megan] And this was the other day? 795 00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:06,840 When did this happen? 796 00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:11,363 - Look, I just wanted to wait til you got back. 797 00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:15,023 - Whatever. 798 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,070 - [Jason] That's all you have to say about that? 799 00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:21,150 - I mean, what do you want me to say? 800 00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:24,050 You'll just hop on to another project, like you always do. 801 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:28,023 - Yeah, well, I guess I don't-- 802 00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:35,363 - You know, this whole thing is just making you miserable. 803 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,523 Don't you wanna figure out something that you actually like? 804 00:29:41,890 --> 00:29:43,190 You're always complaining. 805 00:29:48,557 --> 00:29:49,490 I don't know. 806 00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,430 I just don't want you to be miserable all the time. 807 00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:53,023 - I know, you're right, you're right. 808 00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:58,096 I wanna find something else, I just don't know what. 809 00:29:59,070 --> 00:30:01,893 - Well, you'll find something else. 810 00:30:05,186 --> 00:30:07,769 (sighs deeply) 811 00:30:10,530 --> 00:30:12,563 My sister asked if we were serious. 812 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:14,373 - Yeah? 813 00:30:15,597 --> 00:30:16,847 - And I told her we were. 814 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,440 - I mean, does that mean getting married 815 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,104 and is there like a before marriage serious? 816 00:30:22,104 --> 00:30:23,390 You know, just like a general serious. 817 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:25,010 - Look, don't freak out, okay. 818 00:30:25,010 --> 00:30:26,720 I mean, she's having a baby 819 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,620 so we started talking about we having all these babies 820 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,920 and that kind of stiff, okay. 821 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,780 And she asked about us, that's all. 822 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:34,540 - Yeah, that's fine, I get that. 823 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,870 - I mean, we've been dating for over a year. 824 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:39,410 People are gonna start asking questions like that. 825 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:41,080 - After a year, already? 826 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,720 Geez. 827 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,750 - Okay, I'm just gonna ignore that. 828 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,630 - Well, I mean, it doesn't make any sense. 829 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,830 I've never even met her. 830 00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:52,693 - Yeah. - What do you mean yeah? 831 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,538 What the fuck does she mean yeah? 832 00:30:55,538 --> 00:30:56,538 - [Mike] Uh. 833 00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:01,040 - Okay, are you gonna film us sleeping? 834 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,090 - [Mike] Okay, you know, I guess I can cut it. 835 00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,470 - [Jason] What's the matter? - Nothing. 836 00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:05,830 - [Jason] Well, you said yeah 837 00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,698 like with this weird kind of I don't know. 838 00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:09,120 - [Megan] She thought it was weird that you didn't come. 839 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,620 - [Jason] Look, I already told you. 840 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,020 - [Megan] Yeah, I know and she still thought it was weird. 841 00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:16,470 I mean, she's having a baby and you're my boyfriend. 842 00:31:16,470 --> 00:31:18,440 She thought it was weird that you didn't wanna come. 843 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,620 - [Jason] It's not that I didn't wanna come, 844 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:21,280 we've been through this already, all right. 845 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,400 - [Megan] You don't have the money 846 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,530 and you can't get time off, whatever. 847 00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:26,770 But then you have this dismissive attitude 848 00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:28,720 of I barely know her. 849 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,310 Exactly. 850 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,010 She's asking about us. 851 00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:34,320 She's curious about you, she's curious about us 852 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,980 and then I tell her you can't be there because of your job 853 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:38,890 and then I come back 854 00:31:38,890 --> 00:31:40,930 and you don't even have your fucking job. 855 00:31:40,930 --> 00:31:42,650 You need to get your shit together. 856 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:43,997 - [Jason] I did a stupid thing. 857 00:31:43,997 --> 00:31:46,153 - [Megan] No, I don't even wanna hear it, okay. 858 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,041 I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. 859 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:49,810 - [Jason] Mike, are you still here? 860 00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:52,160 - [Megan] When is your wife due? 861 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,248 - [Mike] Yeah, come to think of it, 862 00:31:53,248 --> 00:31:54,680 I should probably check on that. 863 00:31:55,528 --> 00:31:57,978 - People are supposed to connect with each other. 864 00:31:59,938 --> 00:32:01,920 You got a problem with that, you got a problem with society. 865 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,370 - Fine. 866 00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:05,910 If you promise to leave me alone, 867 00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:07,990 I'll tell you a bit about myself. 868 00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:10,300 But then, I wanna get back to my puzzle 869 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,490 while I wait for my bus. 870 00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:13,090 Deal? - Deal. 871 00:32:13,090 --> 00:32:14,790 - I like the two-shot better here. 872 00:32:16,908 --> 00:32:17,741 - I don't know, 873 00:32:17,741 --> 00:32:20,410 I kinda like the close up there better instead. 874 00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:21,610 - Fine. 875 00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:23,890 - I mean, if you think it's better, we can change it. 876 00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:26,263 - There's no time to change it, thanks to you. 877 00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,350 - You know I haven't had the courage 878 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,920 to look at the Kick Starter in a couple of days. 879 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,150 Where are we at with that? 880 00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:35,373 - We're up to 570. 881 00:32:37,096 --> 00:32:37,929 - 570. 882 00:32:39,607 --> 00:32:40,710 And where were we last week? 883 00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:41,713 - 540. 884 00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:43,632 - 540. 885 00:32:44,770 --> 00:32:47,253 So we made-- - 30. 886 00:32:50,308 --> 00:32:51,150 - From who? 887 00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:52,620 - My aunt. 888 00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,620 She likes to support me in my endeavors. 889 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:56,623 - How nice. 890 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,710 - I know it's slow right now, 891 00:33:00,710 --> 00:33:03,040 but it's just Facebook friends. 892 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,680 But, hey, if the investors at the screening 893 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,150 like the finished film, 894 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,830 then that could put us over the top. 895 00:33:08,830 --> 00:33:12,023 Maybe we should've waited to do this then. 896 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,410 - I thought people liked me more. 897 00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:19,330 You really think we could fund this? 898 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,590 - Hey. 899 00:33:20,590 --> 00:33:23,450 A producer produces, but let's just say 900 00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:26,480 that this fundraiser doesn't work out on Kick Starter, 901 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,620 I found online yesterday, this grant. 902 00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:30,723 It's for first-time feature filmmakers. 903 00:33:34,575 --> 00:33:35,408 (sighs) 904 00:33:35,408 --> 00:33:39,240 - The Jeffrey P. Manshlewitz Award 905 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,283 for emerging video artists. 906 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,010 You know how hard it is to actually get one of these things. 907 00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:47,410 - Hold on, it's for first time feature filmmakers 908 00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:50,630 in Queens borough residence only. 909 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:52,840 - That does narrow the field quite a bit. 910 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,000 Why Queens? 911 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,810 - This Manshlewitz guy was apparently a big deal in Queens. 912 00:33:56,810 --> 00:33:59,280 He has his name on a bench in Historian Park, 913 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,410 who gives a fuck? 914 00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:01,793 We can get this. 915 00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:04,080 - All right, so apply for it. 916 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,225 - You live in Queens, you have to apply for it yourself. 917 00:34:07,225 --> 00:34:08,058 (sighs) 918 00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:09,930 See, the thing is I'm not really good 919 00:34:09,930 --> 00:34:14,180 at saying why I'm good at stuff. 920 00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:16,270 - How did you get this far in life? 921 00:34:16,270 --> 00:34:17,103 - Pity. 922 00:34:17,103 --> 00:34:19,720 - Yeah, well, that's not gonna work this time. 923 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,300 - All right, I'll apply for it. 924 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,733 You go shake down your aunt for another $30. 925 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,817 - [Eddie] Oh my God, this is juicy. 926 00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:28,650 A scandal. 927 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,420 A scandal on my very first project, Mike is so welcome, 928 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:32,030 he's gonna love this. 929 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:33,410 He could've picked any intern at that school, 930 00:34:33,410 --> 00:34:35,050 but he want old Eddie. 931 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:36,720 He picked the best. 932 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:37,623 God, she's fine. 933 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:39,700 He aint bad either. 934 00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:44,530 Man, look, Mike's great and all, 935 00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:46,420 but I see what you're doing and I love it. 936 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,423 You're the guy and I think we could work together, 937 00:34:48,423 --> 00:34:49,950 it's like we'd be a great team. 938 00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:51,780 I got an idea for a movie, okay. 939 00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:54,380 It's basically like Star Wars, but it's about humanity 940 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,100 and it's called Beach master, okay. 941 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,640 I have $500 raised now 942 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,820 and I just need another 13 and a half million. 943 00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,470 I'm so close, I can taste it. 944 00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,650 I got a heart full of dreams and empty pockets 945 00:35:03,650 --> 00:35:05,030 and I'm revving to go. 946 00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:06,213 - Excuse me, sorry. 947 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:10,150 Are you reading the role of the dental hygienist? 948 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,223 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 949 00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:15,150 I'm meeting a friend here, she's auditioning right now. 950 00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:16,193 - Oh, okay. 951 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:21,330 No, I was gonna ask you to read with me, 952 00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,998 but you want her to get the part so it's fine. 953 00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:25,190 - Oh, no, no, that's fine. 954 00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:27,210 I mean, I'll read with you, I don't care. 955 00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:29,130 She's got enough parts, so yeah, if you wanna read, 956 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:30,930 I'll totally help you out. 957 00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,360 - Okay. 958 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,960 - I've been having problems with my back molars. 959 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:39,463 - It looks like there's a microchip implanted in your teeth! 960 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,970 Well, you know, take a look. 961 00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:46,320 If you have something coming up or in your film or whatever. 962 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,490 - All right, no, thank you, Lauren. 963 00:35:49,490 --> 00:35:52,186 I'm Jason, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 964 00:35:52,186 --> 00:35:53,730 (laughing) 965 00:35:53,730 --> 00:35:57,365 - Wow, so is this your only audition today, 966 00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:58,198 do you have more? 967 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:01,055 - No, this is my third of six. 968 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:06,055 And then I have Tech Cross and then I work until two am. 969 00:36:08,430 --> 00:36:09,943 - Two am, ouch. - Yeah. 970 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,470 I'm a bartender so it's kind of-- 971 00:36:13,470 --> 00:36:14,960 - Well, where? 972 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,793 - Dolton's. 973 00:36:15,793 --> 00:36:18,320 It's in House Kitchen. - Yeah, I know it well. 974 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,390 Love the wings, love the wings. 975 00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:21,430 - Everyone does. - I know, exactly. 976 00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:25,400 I think I eve PA'ed a shoot there a couple of months ago. 977 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,000 Something like some TV show or something like that. 978 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,300 - You PA? 979 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,670 So you get long hours, you know all about that. 980 00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:34,690 - Yeah, no, I don't even know what day it is, you know. 981 00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:36,380 I try to be creative in my off time, 982 00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:39,340 but I mostly just sleep. 983 00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:40,290 - I know. 984 00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:42,450 See, when I have my off time, my friends are asleep, 985 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:46,733 so I'm just Netflix and chilling with myself. 986 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:49,270 But it's the best relationship I've ever had 987 00:36:49,270 --> 00:36:51,403 so I can't complain too much. 988 00:36:51,403 --> 00:36:52,685 - Well, my best to the happy couple. 989 00:36:52,685 --> 00:36:53,518 (laughs) 990 00:36:53,518 --> 00:36:54,351 - Right. 991 00:36:54,351 --> 00:36:55,820 So, I think I have a couple of minutes 992 00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,637 so I'm actually gonna go touch up my make up, 993 00:36:57,637 --> 00:37:00,092 but thank you very much for being with me. 994 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:01,180 - Yeah, now worries, no worries, it was nice meeting you. 995 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:02,630 - Yeah, nice to meet you too. 996 00:37:03,491 --> 00:37:04,324 - I'll keep you on file there. 997 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,157 - Yeah (laughs). 998 00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:06,070 I like your hat, by the way. 999 00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:07,690 - Oh, thank you. 1000 00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:12,050 Funny thing, that day that I was PA-ing at Dolton's, 1001 00:37:12,050 --> 00:37:15,920 at the end of the day, the extras coordinator, 1002 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,130 she comes up to me and says, oh it says writer. 1003 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:20,700 I thought it said Hitler. 1004 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:23,079 So this was like at the and of the day. 1005 00:37:23,079 --> 00:37:28,079 The entire day, she thought my hat said Hitler. 1006 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,080 (laughs) - So I had a reputation 1007 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:31,913 from that. 1008 00:37:31,913 --> 00:37:32,746 - [Lauren] You can't go back to Dolton's. 1009 00:37:32,746 --> 00:37:33,610 - I know, exactly. 1010 00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:36,114 Well, maybe not, maybe not. 1011 00:37:36,114 --> 00:37:36,947 I don't know, those wings are pretty good. 1012 00:37:36,947 --> 00:37:39,100 - I'll let you in, I know what it says. 1013 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:42,450 - Have you and Megan ever talked about having kids? 1014 00:37:42,450 --> 00:37:44,335 Does she want kids? 1015 00:37:44,335 --> 00:37:47,002 (clears throat) 1016 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:51,603 Are you throwing up right now? 1017 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,430 Never mind. 1018 00:37:55,430 --> 00:37:56,263 - What brought that up? 1019 00:37:56,263 --> 00:37:57,280 - Nothing. 1020 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,463 This grant that you were just talking about, 1021 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,140 I'm kind of a grammar Nazi 1022 00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:03,160 so if you want me to take a look at it, 1023 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,260 I'm happy to help you. 1024 00:38:05,141 --> 00:38:05,974 - [Jason] All right, sure. 1025 00:38:05,974 --> 00:38:08,763 - Yeah, I will accept form of payment in coffee. 1026 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,490 - All right, that I can afford. 1027 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:12,550 - There's a place right around the corner. 1028 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:14,690 - [Eddie] Boring, this movie has got to start 1029 00:38:14,690 --> 00:38:16,090 getting interesting somehow. 1030 00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:23,160 - [Mike] What's this, the grant application? 1031 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,007 - That it be, we're just scanning the documents over 1032 00:38:25,007 --> 00:38:27,903 and now we're going to drop it on this guy's website. 1033 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:32,430 - [Mike] Isn't the deadline today? 1034 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:34,520 - Yeah, I know, it's like in an hour. 1035 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,730 - [Mike] Cutting it kinda close, no? 1036 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:38,230 - Yeah, well, I wanna take the time, 1037 00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:42,150 go through it as much as I can, make sure it sounded good. 1038 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:44,300 Megan went through it, she spell-checked it. 1039 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,690 The theirs and there's were correct, 1040 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,207 she liked it, Ben liked it. 1041 00:38:47,207 --> 00:38:50,230 I'm the kinda guy that wants to make sure that 1042 00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:53,010 everything is as good as it can possibly be. 1043 00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:54,910 - [Mike] Yeah, I know, you're very detail-oriented. 1044 00:38:54,910 --> 00:38:55,743 - Yeah, I know. 1045 00:38:55,743 --> 00:38:56,600 Well, that's just how the way I roll. 1046 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,463 All right, let's do this. 1047 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,710 An error occurred while processing this directive, 1048 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:09,800 why won't this go through? 1049 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,680 - [Mike] Wait, what does it say? 1050 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,940 - An error occurred while processing this directive. 1051 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,631 - [Mike] All right but did you try just refreshing the page? 1052 00:39:15,631 --> 00:39:17,160 - That's what I'm doing. 1053 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,250 Why won't this go through? 1054 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,740 - [Mike] Wait, hold on, stop pounding the keyboard, 1055 00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:20,760 is the WiFi hooked up? 1056 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,160 - Yeah, the WiFi is hooked up, 1057 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,410 I mean Fletcher paid the bill, 1058 00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:24,600 there should be no problem with the WiFi, 1059 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,800 it's this fucking website. 1060 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,070 - [Mike] You know what maybe happened? 1061 00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:29,790 Think about it, it's the deadline today, right? 1062 00:39:29,790 --> 00:39:30,980 There probably a lot of people 1063 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:33,070 signing up last minute or applying 1064 00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,450 and they probably crashed the website. 1065 00:39:35,450 --> 00:39:37,243 - Fucking procrastinating assholes. 1066 00:39:38,095 --> 00:39:38,958 Well, what am I gonna do? 1067 00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,125 Am I gonna do this for a fucking hour? 1068 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:41,510 - [Mike] Well, just keep trying, he's gotta get it back up, 1069 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,783 I mean it's the deadline, he can't have the website down. 1070 00:39:46,490 --> 00:39:50,290 - Fuck it, let's just go there and drop it off to him. 1071 00:39:50,290 --> 00:39:51,123 - [Mike] What do you mean go there? 1072 00:39:51,123 --> 00:39:53,190 You mean bring the papers to his house 1073 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:54,410 or his office or whatever? - I mean, he's in Queens. 1074 00:39:54,410 --> 00:39:57,110 He's probably just around the fucking corner. 1075 00:39:57,110 --> 00:39:58,330 Let's just do it, I mean, he'll like that, 1076 00:39:58,330 --> 00:40:00,060 it shows initiative and shit. 1077 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:01,360 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 1078 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,970 Here, put this in your bag. - Okay. 1079 00:40:02,970 --> 00:40:03,803 Come on, pick up. 1080 00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:04,830 Yeah, Ben, hey listen. 1081 00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:06,250 So, I'm submitting the grant. 1082 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:07,870 I know it's due in like an hour, I know that, 1083 00:40:07,870 --> 00:40:08,850 that's what I'm trying to tell you. 1084 00:40:08,850 --> 00:40:10,980 This guy's website is crashing or something like that, 1085 00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:12,000 I can't get through. 1086 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:12,833 Where is he? 1087 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,640 Please tell me his office is in Queens. 1088 00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:18,163 Well, how far, like the Bronx far? 1089 00:40:22,370 --> 00:40:23,563 Where the fuck is that? 1090 00:40:26,010 --> 00:40:27,780 Go, go, go, we have to go. 1091 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,330 Okay, yeah, yeah, no, yup, yup. 1092 00:40:30,881 --> 00:40:33,798 (fast-paced music) 1093 00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:50,480 - [Mike] What's the matter? - What track is it? 1094 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,849 - [Mike] 28, he texted me 28, right there, right there. 1095 00:40:52,849 --> 00:40:55,766 (fast-paced music) 1096 00:41:01,027 --> 00:41:02,120 - Who do you think was the first guy that was like, 1097 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,573 we should make cakes smaller? 1098 00:41:05,586 --> 00:41:06,867 And put them in sups. 1099 00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:10,665 I mean, where's the train? - It's coming. 1100 00:41:10,665 --> 00:41:11,498 - What do you mean it's coming? 1101 00:41:11,498 --> 00:41:12,560 It's supposed to leave in like two minutes. 1102 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,386 - [Mike] This is track 28. - Maybe it was 82. 1103 00:41:15,386 --> 00:41:17,803 (soft music) 1104 00:41:23,496 --> 00:41:25,329 - Okay, oh, oh my God. 1105 00:41:26,613 --> 00:41:28,613 I think I'm getting stabbed in my lungs. 1106 00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:32,343 That was close. 1107 00:41:33,597 --> 00:41:36,514 (fast-paced music) 1108 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,187 He's wealthy, right? - I think so, 1109 00:41:45,187 --> 00:41:46,020 I mean, I don't know. 1110 00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:47,650 I thought we're looking for like an office or something. 1111 00:41:47,650 --> 00:41:49,040 This looks like a residential neighborhood, 1112 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,660 like we're looking for his house or something like that. 1113 00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:52,300 - Maybe he's one of those low-key millionaires 1114 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,300 who doesn't want to be noticed by people. 1115 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,900 - I mean, he's gonna like that we came all this way. 1116 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:58,650 I mean, me, you're not gonna gain anything, but I will. 1117 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:00,890 - But I'm getting credits, right? 1118 00:42:00,890 --> 00:42:02,320 - Yeah, you'll get credits. - That's all I care about, 1119 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,153 really. 1120 00:42:11,718 --> 00:42:14,635 (knocking on door) 1121 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,793 - What is it? 1122 00:42:19,321 --> 00:42:23,120 - I'm Jason, I'm applying for the grant, 1123 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,240 I have my application. 1124 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,210 - For what? 1125 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:28,890 - [Jason] The grant application for the film grant, 1126 00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:31,500 I just wanted to drop it off. - All right, who's this guy? 1127 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:34,900 - Oh, well he's kind of like doing a documentary on me. 1128 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,770 Like chronicling my experiences, I guess. 1129 00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:38,500 - Hey listen, I got aa woman on the side 1130 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:40,040 and she's a pain in the ass so whatever. 1131 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,080 So I tell you what, I got a theater nearby, 1132 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,880 I got a theater company, I'll take you over there, okay? 1133 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:48,460 - Yeah, okay, that's fine, I guess we can do that. 1134 00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:50,277 - Here, have some Chinese. - Oh, thank you. 1135 00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:51,877 - Let me go, all right, hold on. 1136 00:42:54,850 --> 00:42:56,693 Hey bitch, I'm leaving! 1137 00:42:58,801 --> 00:43:00,500 - Are you gonna eat that or? 1138 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,900 - [Manshlewitz] You know this is for Queens residents only, 1139 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:03,090 right? 1140 00:43:03,090 --> 00:43:06,070 - Yeah, I just came from Queens. 1141 00:43:06,070 --> 00:43:08,660 I tried to submit online, 1142 00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,980 but I was having a real problem with the website, 1143 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:12,870 that's why I came all the way out here. 1144 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:14,087 So, I'm sorry. 1145 00:43:14,087 --> 00:43:15,880 - [Manshlewitz] Oh, that shitty website hasn't worked right 1146 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,130 since I haven't paid the bill. 1147 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:17,963 - I'm sorry, what? 1148 00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:19,300 - You know, you gotta update the credit card, 1149 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:21,213 reverse the numbers and all of it. 1150 00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:28,450 - Hey, so I know I'm just like an intern or whatever, 1151 00:43:28,450 --> 00:43:31,200 but I definitely feel like I have a lot of really good ideas 1152 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200 that can help this movie out. 1153 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,490 - [Mike] Oh yeah and how? 1154 00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:36,020 - Scorsese did this little known picture Goodfellas 1155 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:39,270 and he basically shoots a bunch of these Italian wise guys 1156 00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:42,587 to make them look really cool, he shoots them in slow mo 1157 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,637 and it's all dark and edgy and stuff. 1158 00:43:44,637 --> 00:43:45,470 It's super cool 1159 00:43:45,470 --> 00:43:47,070 and I feel like that'd be great for this scene. 1160 00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:47,903 - [Mike] Okay, you know what, 1161 00:43:47,903 --> 00:43:49,430 how about you shoot Manshlewitz's side, 1162 00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:50,440 I'll shoot Jason's side. 1163 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,230 How about we just do it real simple? 1164 00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:54,195 Maybe you should go check on him. 1165 00:43:54,195 --> 00:43:55,130 It's been fucking almost a half hour now. 1166 00:43:55,130 --> 00:43:58,210 - Hey, man, you okay in there? 1167 00:43:59,365 --> 00:44:01,090 - [Manshlewitz] Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm just changing, 1168 00:44:01,090 --> 00:44:03,480 I wanna look a little nicer, take a little bit of a shave. 1169 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,979 Since you're gonna have a camera on me, 1170 00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:06,893 I wanna look good, you know? - All right, cool. 1171 00:44:06,893 --> 00:44:07,943 - Does it sound good? 1172 00:44:09,539 --> 00:44:10,372 All right, here we go, all right. 1173 00:44:10,372 --> 00:44:11,943 Let's cut to the chase, all right. 1174 00:44:13,429 --> 00:44:16,683 I'm gonna make a film about my dad, Jeffrey P. Manshlewitz. 1175 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,600 He was a great guy, a terrific cop, a real crime buster, 1176 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,470 you know what I mean? 1177 00:44:23,470 --> 00:44:24,660 I have a script ready 1178 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:28,253 and I have people lined up with interest. 1179 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,060 - Really, who's interested in this script? 1180 00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:34,020 - Well, you must've heard of Sharon Stone? 1181 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,875 - Yeah, yeah, Sharon Stone. 1182 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:36,708 How do you know Sharon Stone? 1183 00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,020 - Oh, Sharon Stone and I go way back. 1184 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:39,800 We used to date, we used to have a great time, 1185 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,640 we used to party a lot, you know what I'm saying? 1186 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,010 Yeah, she was gonna marry me, but lets not talk about that. 1187 00:44:44,010 --> 00:44:45,430 She just a great kid, that's all I can say. 1188 00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:47,563 But now it's in the past, it's in the past. 1189 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,660 - Who else do you have interested in this script? 1190 00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:53,070 - Well, you've probably heard of Jack Lemon, right? 1191 00:44:53,070 --> 00:44:54,240 - Yeah, I've heard of Jack Lemon. 1192 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:57,940 I heard Jack Lemon died years ago. 1193 00:44:57,940 --> 00:45:00,193 - Oh, well that explains a lot. 1194 00:45:01,850 --> 00:45:05,110 Okay, well anyway, you came all the way up here by train 1195 00:45:05,110 --> 00:45:06,810 and you took the initiative, 1196 00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:08,710 you're also the only guy that applied 1197 00:45:10,278 --> 00:45:11,740 and you want the grant, don't you? 1198 00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:14,500 - Yeah, I want the grant but I'm just a little confused, 1199 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:17,140 I thought the grant was for $100,000 1200 00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:18,570 so I could go off and make a movie. 1201 00:45:18,570 --> 00:45:20,210 - Well, yeah, you're gonna make this movie. 1202 00:45:20,210 --> 00:45:22,727 I have about $50,000 lined up. 1203 00:45:22,727 --> 00:45:24,370 The other 50 is gonna be coming pretty soon. 1204 00:45:24,370 --> 00:45:25,450 So, I'm not worried about that. 1205 00:45:25,450 --> 00:45:27,680 But what I wanna do is I wanna show you the script first. 1206 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,408 Can I show you the script? - Yeah, sure, sure. 1207 00:45:29,408 --> 00:45:30,241 - Okay, sure. 1208 00:45:30,241 --> 00:45:32,210 It's just something I whipped up. 1209 00:45:32,210 --> 00:45:33,610 It took me about two or three days to do this. 1210 00:45:33,610 --> 00:45:35,823 It's a nice opus, here you go. 1211 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:43,500 - Honor Dishonor. - Honor Dishonor. 1212 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:46,110 - And what is the gist of the story? 1213 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:48,103 - Well, what I can do is I can actually perform it for you. 1214 00:45:48,103 --> 00:45:49,818 I can go right up on the stage right here 1215 00:45:49,818 --> 00:45:50,880 and do the whole thing for you. 1216 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,950 - You're gonna be in this movie? 1217 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,540 - Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna play my dad. 1218 00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:55,990 - [Jason] Who's playing you? - Me. 1219 00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:57,110 - You're playing both parts? 1220 00:45:57,110 --> 00:45:58,970 - Sure, what's so bad about that? 1221 00:45:58,970 --> 00:46:03,260 I mean, you saw the Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan, 1222 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:06,250 she played two roles, that trick photography, you know. 1223 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:08,180 Well, I figured we'd do the same thing. 1224 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:10,520 Oh, by the way, Lindsay has a script too. 1225 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,830 - She got the script too? - Yeah, yeah. 1226 00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:13,989 Listen, let me go, I gotta get the bathroom. 1227 00:46:13,989 --> 00:46:14,822 (laughs) 1228 00:46:14,822 --> 00:46:16,850 - Can you believe this guy? - I love him so much. 1229 00:46:16,850 --> 00:46:17,683 - [Mike] All right, listen, 1230 00:46:17,683 --> 00:46:18,516 how do we get the fuck out of here? 1231 00:46:18,516 --> 00:46:19,349 - I don't know. 1232 00:46:19,349 --> 00:46:22,760 Megan's been blowing up my phone, I hope she's all right. 1233 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,781 - [Mike] Oh, wait, hold on. 1234 00:46:26,781 --> 00:46:28,370 Wasn't there a sushi dinner with her? 1235 00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:30,120 Wasn't that tonight with her friends or family 1236 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,070 or whoever they were? 1237 00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:33,750 - No, no, no, no, no, that's Monday. 1238 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,930 - My guy, today's Monday. 1239 00:46:35,930 --> 00:46:38,210 - [Mike] Oh, oh no. 1240 00:46:38,210 --> 00:46:39,690 - That's what we were gonna do later. 1241 00:46:39,690 --> 00:46:41,330 - [Mike] That's right, that was gonna be a great scene, 1242 00:46:41,330 --> 00:46:43,300 you guys were gonna be happy, you were gonna make her day. 1243 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,680 - The lighting is so good in there also. 1244 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,560 - You idiot, we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1245 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,770 - [Mike] Just tell him what you gotta tell him, 1246 00:46:48,770 --> 00:46:49,603 let's go, let's go. 1247 00:46:49,603 --> 00:46:50,436 - Hey, brother, listen. 1248 00:46:50,436 --> 00:46:52,690 I'm so sorry, I've gotta get back to the city, 1249 00:46:52,690 --> 00:46:54,010 I have a bit of a family emergency, 1250 00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:55,174 but I'll be in touch, I promise. 1251 00:46:55,174 --> 00:46:56,007 - What's the emergency? 1252 00:46:56,007 --> 00:46:57,510 - His girlfriend is so pissed at him. 1253 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:58,640 - You're doing this for a girl? 1254 00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,840 You're blowing this on a girl? 1255 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,580 Listen, this is an opportunity of a lifetime. 1256 00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:03,110 You don't realize that, all right. 1257 00:47:03,110 --> 00:47:06,128 Here's the script, it's the 60's, all right. 1258 00:47:06,128 --> 00:47:08,160 You've got pool halls, you've got violence, 1259 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,290 you've got crime, you've got men speaking Italian, 1260 00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:12,403 roll credits. 1261 00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:14,470 - We'll make it work. 1262 00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:16,070 Hey, it's gonna be great. - We'll check it out later, 1263 00:47:16,070 --> 00:47:16,903 gotta go. 1264 00:47:18,490 --> 00:47:20,090 - It was when I was 15 that I learned 1265 00:47:20,090 --> 00:47:22,060 that the woman I'd called mom my whole life 1266 00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:23,400 was my grandmother 1267 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,330 and that my sister was my biological mother. 1268 00:47:25,330 --> 00:47:26,590 - Okay, we're fucked, all right. 1269 00:47:26,590 --> 00:47:28,578 It's another hour for this next train, 1270 00:47:28,578 --> 00:47:30,067 another two and a half hours on the train, 1271 00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:31,440 another 45 minutes back to her place. 1272 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,030 I'm not gonna get back until like fucking midnight. 1273 00:47:33,030 --> 00:47:34,370 - [Mike] Did you get in touch with her just now? 1274 00:47:34,370 --> 00:47:35,410 - She turned her phone off. 1275 00:47:35,410 --> 00:47:36,830 - [Mike] All right, well, look, it was an honest mistake, 1276 00:47:36,830 --> 00:47:38,010 you mind was on other things. 1277 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:40,190 - No, she's not gonna like that answer. 1278 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,240 I really thought I had a shot with this guy. 1279 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,930 - Hell, I knew it'd be fruitless. 1280 00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:47,540 Can't always get what we want, can we? 1281 00:47:47,540 --> 00:47:50,077 Come do a movie, get some college credits. 1282 00:47:50,077 --> 00:47:51,670 Not gonna get paid, no food. 1283 00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:53,510 Make my own movie, put it in the foreign market, 1284 00:47:53,510 --> 00:47:54,810 that's where the money is. 1285 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,630 I fonzied it. 1286 00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:03,180 You familiar with that program? 1287 00:48:07,979 --> 00:48:09,396 - [Jason] Answer! 1288 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,330 - We should get a cut away, like a flock of birds 1289 00:48:12,330 --> 00:48:14,600 flying out of a bunch of trees. 1290 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,150 You know, cause in movies, when people yell, 1291 00:48:16,150 --> 00:48:17,830 they cut to birds flying out the trees. 1292 00:48:17,830 --> 00:48:19,653 It's a trope. 1293 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,859 - [Jason] Come on. - All right, come on, 1294 00:48:36,859 --> 00:48:37,830 don't keep ringing the buzzer. 1295 00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:40,029 - [Jason] Well, I'm supposed to come down first. 1296 00:48:40,029 --> 00:48:40,862 - [Mike] Listen, just come down, 1297 00:48:40,862 --> 00:48:42,250 everything is gonna be all right, okay. 1298 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,260 It's gonna be all right, just calm down. 1299 00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:45,093 - Why won't she answer? 1300 00:48:45,093 --> 00:48:46,120 Come on. 1301 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:46,963 Come on. 1302 00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:49,923 - [Mike] Okay. 1303 00:48:54,248 --> 00:48:56,200 - Stop buzzing my fucking door. 1304 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,780 You were supposed to call hours ago. 1305 00:48:58,780 --> 00:49:00,710 - Well, I did but by then you turned your fucking phone off. 1306 00:49:00,710 --> 00:49:02,530 - [Megan] Cause I didn't wanna talk to you. 1307 00:49:02,530 --> 00:49:05,448 - I'm sorry, look, I just got caught up in this thing. 1308 00:49:05,448 --> 00:49:07,070 - I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit 1309 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,107 what you were doing. 1310 00:49:08,107 --> 00:49:10,420 You know, I waited for you at that restaurant. 1311 00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:12,940 They were asking where you were and I had to make excuses. 1312 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,140 I don't know if you were dead, 1313 00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:15,130 I don't know if you were on the train, 1314 00:49:15,130 --> 00:49:16,292 I don't know where you were 1315 00:49:16,292 --> 00:49:17,480 and it was really embarrassing, okay. 1316 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,070 - I know, but I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm here now. 1317 00:49:20,070 --> 00:49:22,608 And we can talk about this. - No I don't wanna, 1318 00:49:22,608 --> 00:49:23,441 I don't-- 1319 00:49:26,900 --> 00:49:28,040 I wasn't gonna do this tonight, 1320 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,430 I was gonna wait until tomorrow. 1321 00:49:29,430 --> 00:49:31,003 - [Jason] What are you talking about? 1322 00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:36,750 - You do what you love, Jason, 1323 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:39,030 and I just hope it loves you back some day. 1324 00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:42,470 - Megan, I just had a really bad fucking day. 1325 00:49:42,470 --> 00:49:43,930 - I'm not just talking about today, 1326 00:49:43,930 --> 00:49:45,843 I'm talking about every single day. 1327 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:48,010 Like that party? 1328 00:49:48,010 --> 00:49:49,600 Everyone's having fun, 1329 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,476 I don't think you said two words to me 1330 00:49:51,476 --> 00:49:54,670 that weren't about your movie. 1331 00:49:54,670 --> 00:49:56,660 I just wish that you gave a shit about us 1332 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,880 as much as you care about your dreams. 1333 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,480 - I do, okay, do you understand? 1334 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,540 I can't live without you. 1335 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,090 - No, you can obviously live without me, 1336 00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:04,430 you were fine today. 1337 00:50:04,430 --> 00:50:05,827 - Don't twist my words, that's not what I'm talking about. 1338 00:50:05,827 --> 00:50:06,710 - I'm not twisting your words, 1339 00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:08,858 I just don't want to be treated like this anymore. 1340 00:50:08,858 --> 00:50:10,203 - Treated like what? 1341 00:50:11,488 --> 00:50:15,160 Okay, it's not like I was out partying, okay. 1342 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:19,430 I made an honest mistake, I know I fucked up, I admit that. 1343 00:50:19,430 --> 00:50:21,940 I forgot, goddammit, I forgot. 1344 00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:22,960 - I don't wanna hear this anymore. 1345 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,587 - Look, I know this movie thing might seem stupid to you, 1346 00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:26,420 but it's not to me. 1347 00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:27,990 It's important to me. 1348 00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,800 I'm trying to do something special 1349 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,700 and I though that maybe it'd make it important to you too. 1350 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,610 I'm sorry. - You just keep 1351 00:50:35,610 --> 00:50:37,773 saying the same things over and over again. 1352 00:50:38,635 --> 00:50:39,468 I don't wanna hear it anymore. 1353 00:50:39,468 --> 00:50:40,860 You just keep saying it over and over again. 1354 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:42,170 - [Jason] But it's true. - It doesn't mean-- 1355 00:50:42,170 --> 00:50:43,950 No, I'm going to bed. 1356 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:44,860 I need to go to sleep 1357 00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:47,670 because I have to get up and work tomorrow. 1358 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,480 And I have to do it again and again and again. 1359 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,360 Do you think I actually wanna go to my job? 1360 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,600 Do you think I actually care about my job? 1361 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,540 No, I actually hate it, 1362 00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:58,350 but I do it because it gives me what I need 1363 00:50:58,350 --> 00:51:02,070 so I can love somebody else and treat them right. 1364 00:51:02,070 --> 00:51:03,440 And maybe have a family someday 1365 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,130 because what I do isn't so sacred to me 1366 00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:08,450 that I put it above everything and everyone. 1367 00:51:08,450 --> 00:51:09,810 Cause that's what you do. 1368 00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:10,910 You don't give a shit. 1369 00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:18,860 You know and I worry that you're not gonna be happy 1370 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,773 unless you get what you want. 1371 00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:23,770 And I don't know 1372 00:51:23,770 --> 00:51:25,020 if you're gonna be able to get what you want, 1373 00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:28,430 I don't know what you're gonna do if you don't get it. 1374 00:51:28,430 --> 00:51:31,263 And that really scares me because I actually love you. 1375 00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,832 - [Jason] Then why are you talking like that? 1376 00:51:33,832 --> 00:51:34,665 - Because we're done. 1377 00:51:34,665 --> 00:51:36,469 - [Jason] No, no, no. - I can do this anymore, 1378 00:51:36,469 --> 00:51:37,550 don't follow me. - I love you. 1379 00:51:37,550 --> 00:51:38,383 You make me so happy. 1380 00:51:38,383 --> 00:51:39,885 No, please, no, no. 1381 00:51:39,885 --> 00:51:41,264 (loud banging) 1382 00:51:41,264 --> 00:51:44,181 (hyperventilating) 1383 00:51:50,230 --> 00:51:51,893 Oh, she dumped me. 1384 00:51:53,857 --> 00:51:54,690 It's over. 1385 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,300 - [Amy] Now, the only thing he's ever wanted 1386 00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:07,210 was to be a father. 1387 00:52:07,210 --> 00:52:09,073 - Captivating like a young Scorsese. 1388 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:13,230 - [Mike] What the fuck are you doing here? 1389 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:14,860 - Oh, I had some new footage I wanted to show you. 1390 00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:17,210 Also, keep it down, your wife is taking an nap. 1391 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,840 - All right, you know what, give me the keys. 1392 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,360 - What? - You're breaking and entering 1393 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,193 give me the keys. 1394 00:52:22,193 --> 00:52:23,026 - Breaking and entering? 1395 00:52:23,026 --> 00:52:24,409 You gave me keys. 1396 00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:25,440 - You know what I mean, I didn't give you permission 1397 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,980 to come in here, my wife is sleeping. 1398 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,290 Give me the goddamn keys, I'm serious. 1399 00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:29,560 Or I'll call your internship advisor, 1400 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,150 you'll be finishing your degree from Sing Sing. 1401 00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:33,290 Now! - Fine. 1402 00:52:33,290 --> 00:52:35,908 - Jesus Christ. - Jesus Christ indeed. 1403 00:52:35,908 --> 00:52:37,520 Here are your keys. 1404 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,320 - [Jason] All right, so I'll show you what I got so far. 1405 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:44,911 - [Kay] Well, already I can see 1406 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,130 that you missed a period here. 1407 00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:47,320 Oh, that's kinda like me. 1408 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,420 By the way, I'm pregnant. 1409 00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,370 I don't think I mentioned that earlier. 1410 00:52:53,150 --> 00:52:54,400 Okay, just say something. 1411 00:52:56,630 --> 00:52:58,760 - [Jason] I'm not sure if this is a congratulations moment 1412 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,560 or I'm sorry moment. 1413 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,730 - [Kay] Well, it was a complete accident. 1414 00:53:03,730 --> 00:53:04,820 - [Eddie] This is huge! 1415 00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,500 Oh my God, I gotta find them. 1416 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:07,670 Oh my God, where did they go? 1417 00:53:07,670 --> 00:53:09,840 Coffee, coffee, where is the nearest coffee? 1418 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,853 - [Jason] How did Jeff react? 1419 00:53:13,570 --> 00:53:14,500 - [Kay] How did Jeff-- 1420 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,470 That's your first question? 1421 00:53:16,470 --> 00:53:17,950 How did Jeff react? 1422 00:53:17,950 --> 00:53:19,130 I haven't told him yet. 1423 00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:20,950 - [Jason] I mean, are you? 1424 00:53:20,950 --> 00:53:22,280 You guys are pretty serious, right? 1425 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,740 You're living together. 1426 00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:25,040 Was this something that was gonna happen 1427 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,270 down the line, eventually? 1428 00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:29,160 - [Kay] Maybe, but not right now. 1429 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,130 Three girls I went to high school with. 1430 00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:34,090 Three girls within the span of two days had babies. 1431 00:53:34,090 --> 00:53:35,020 Three. 1432 00:53:35,020 --> 00:53:37,290 That's so many and it's like bugging down 1433 00:53:37,290 --> 00:53:39,040 my whole social media pages. 1434 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,790 It's crazy, the social pressures to have a kid right now 1435 00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:43,650 is astronomically high. 1436 00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:46,530 Not to mention the fact that I'm definitely 1437 00:53:46,530 --> 00:53:49,960 getting to the point where like, oop, you're almost 35 1438 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,510 and if you don't have a baby now, 1439 00:53:51,510 --> 00:53:54,103 you might not ever be able to have one. 1440 00:53:55,194 --> 00:53:56,036 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 1441 00:53:56,036 --> 00:53:57,156 What is this? 1442 00:53:57,156 --> 00:53:57,989 - It's good, right? 1443 00:53:57,989 --> 00:53:58,822 - [Kay] Resent it for the rest of his life 1444 00:53:58,822 --> 00:54:00,140 for having to give up his dreams for it. 1445 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:01,670 When I was younger, I always had this picture in my head 1446 00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:05,650 that I would be at, at least, some point of success 1447 00:54:05,650 --> 00:54:07,490 with what I was doing in my life 1448 00:54:07,490 --> 00:54:11,270 and be somewhat content. 1449 00:54:11,270 --> 00:54:13,890 I mean, how can you parent a child 1450 00:54:13,890 --> 00:54:16,700 if you're not even able to take care of yourself. 1451 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,630 Cause I finally met this casting director, 1452 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:19,480 his name is Andrew, 1453 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,007 and he's really showing an interest in me 1454 00:54:21,007 --> 00:54:23,230 and I feel like my career could really be 1455 00:54:23,230 --> 00:54:24,300 hitting a tipping point. 1456 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,840 I don't know, I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 1457 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,763 - [Jason] It's okay, you'll figure it out. 1458 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,750 - What do you think? - Delete it. 1459 00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:31,583 - Why? 1460 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:32,858 This is interest. 1461 00:54:32,858 --> 00:54:34,350 - You told them the camera was off. 1462 00:54:34,350 --> 00:54:35,680 - Yeah, but their mics were on 1463 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,400 and then, I went to tell them that their mics were on, 1464 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,470 but then they just kept talking 1465 00:54:39,470 --> 00:54:41,460 and they started-- 1466 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,293 - Started what? 1467 00:54:42,293 --> 00:54:45,376 - Saying interesting things. - Bullshit, come on. 1468 00:54:45,376 --> 00:54:46,209 What do you think, I'm an idiot? 1469 00:54:46,209 --> 00:54:47,042 You were gonna go tell? 1470 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,124 You weren't gonna tell them anything. 1471 00:54:48,124 --> 00:54:48,957 You did this fucking thing on purpose. 1472 00:54:48,957 --> 00:54:50,156 - I thought you would like this. 1473 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:52,110 - Okay, you know what, this is a sleazeball move, man. 1474 00:54:52,110 --> 00:54:53,340 No, really, it is. 1475 00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:55,400 I'm gonna delete this off of the computer now 1476 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,120 and then we're not gonna talk about this to anyone. 1477 00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,310 I don't even think I can bring this up to Jason, honestly. 1478 00:55:00,310 --> 00:55:02,767 Now, what, go! - All right, fine, fine. 1479 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:05,273 But that bag of Doritos was empty when I got here. 1480 00:55:13,794 --> 00:55:16,300 - [Mike] So what have you been up to? 1481 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:18,813 - Oh, you know, a little of this, a little of that. 1482 00:55:20,156 --> 00:55:21,706 - Mostly that. 1483 00:55:21,706 --> 00:55:23,820 (chewing loudly) 1484 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,880 - [Mike] Listen, we're worried about you. 1485 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,713 - Why? 1486 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,190 - Buddy, whatever will be, will be, 1487 00:55:30,190 --> 00:55:32,590 but in the meantime, you gotta work on yourself. 1488 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,883 - I mean, I really blew it this time, guys. 1489 00:55:38,316 --> 00:55:39,730 (sighs heavily) 1490 00:55:39,730 --> 00:55:40,890 - [Mike] I feel terrible, man. 1491 00:55:40,890 --> 00:55:42,540 I completely forgot about it too. 1492 00:55:43,930 --> 00:55:46,200 - And you know, it wasn't just the sushi. 1493 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,520 I mean, that may have been the last straw, 1494 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,960 but she probably more just felt neglected, 1495 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,580 ignored, taken for granted. 1496 00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:53,600 You didn't really care about her or her problems, 1497 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,377 you mostly just cared about your own stupid little movie. 1498 00:55:55,377 --> 00:55:57,120 - All right, all right, all right, thank you. 1499 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,120 I get the picture, thank you, thank you. 1500 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:01,858 - [Mike] Wanna go back up state? 1501 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,220 Kick that Manshlewitz guy's ass? 1502 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,560 - What's a Manshlewitz? 1503 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:10,450 - Oh, just wait for the movie, all right. 1504 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,600 - [Mike] I should've made a movie about that guy. 1505 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,433 - Really? 1506 00:56:13,433 --> 00:56:14,763 You are, man, you are. 1507 00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:17,053 He's me. 1508 00:56:17,910 --> 00:56:18,743 - [Mike] What? 1509 00:56:19,590 --> 00:56:22,743 - I mean, that guy is me in 30 years. 1510 00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:26,410 Imagine chasing a ghost your whole life. 1511 00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:28,710 No woman to love you and you gotta con people 1512 00:56:28,710 --> 00:56:30,060 to be a part of your dream. 1513 00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:33,380 Well, that's not gonna be me. 1514 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,390 - [Mike] Oh God, what now? 1515 00:56:36,390 --> 00:56:41,310 - I'm going to be a man and I'm going to find a fucking job. 1516 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,143 - [Mike] Hey, maybe you could hook him 1517 00:56:42,143 --> 00:56:43,320 up with a gig, Fletcher? 1518 00:56:44,607 --> 00:56:46,530 - Yeah, except the thing about that 1519 00:56:46,530 --> 00:56:49,950 is to work in field requires qualifications, so. 1520 00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:51,410 Hey, if it makes yo feel any better, 1521 00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:55,435 I donated $25 to your indigo go Kick Starter thing. 1522 00:56:55,435 --> 00:56:56,960 That oughta cheer you up a little bit, huh? 1523 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,073 - Well, congrats, you're executive fucking producer. 1524 00:57:02,310 --> 00:57:03,770 - You're gonna be here all the time, 1525 00:57:03,770 --> 00:57:04,810 he's gonna be here the whole time? 1526 00:57:04,810 --> 00:57:05,643 - Yeah, yeah. 1527 00:57:05,643 --> 00:57:07,800 He's been following me for the last several weeks, 1528 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,660 but don't worry, you're not gonna be on camera. 1529 00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,210 - [Job Counselor] I'm good, I just don't feel comfortable. 1530 00:57:12,210 --> 00:57:14,083 - Not that you shouldn't be. - Okay. 1531 00:57:15,990 --> 00:57:18,170 - So, how are the margins? 1532 00:57:18,170 --> 00:57:20,690 I never know the margins are correct. 1533 00:57:20,690 --> 00:57:21,560 - [Job Counselor] Margins are fine. 1534 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,353 - Is format good? - Oh, good format, yes. 1535 00:57:25,370 --> 00:57:26,980 Looks good. 1536 00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:28,130 - So what do you think? 1537 00:57:29,131 --> 00:57:29,964 - Well-- 1538 00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:36,210 What sort of career were you looking to get into? 1539 00:57:36,210 --> 00:57:38,250 - Well, you know, I'm a creative. 1540 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:42,783 So something that involves that. 1541 00:57:42,783 --> 00:57:45,550 And, you know, high paying, preferably. 1542 00:57:45,550 --> 00:57:48,100 - [Counselor] Creative and high paying. 1543 00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:50,763 - I have a degree. - You have a degree. 1544 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,453 Oh, okay, film. 1545 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,680 Any minor? 1546 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,980 - Minor? - Yeah. 1547 00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:06,367 Like accounting, business, engineering? 1548 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,443 Something you could use. 1549 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:20,210 What do you actually like doing? 1550 00:58:20,210 --> 00:58:21,453 I like telling stories. 1551 00:58:23,632 --> 00:58:24,880 - [Counselor] All right. 1552 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,530 Hey, I can't make any of these life decisions for you, 1553 00:58:28,530 --> 00:58:30,070 honestly. 1554 00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:32,320 I'm just a career counselor. 1555 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:36,260 I can only counsel you based on your experiences 1556 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:38,110 and your interest, 1557 00:58:38,110 --> 00:58:40,730 but I just can't make these life decisions for you. 1558 00:58:40,730 --> 00:58:43,640 - But based on my experience and resume, 1559 00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,993 what do you think they could get? 1560 00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:54,071 - [Counselor] Maybe more production jobs, 1561 00:58:54,071 --> 00:58:55,763 you have a lot of them on your resume already. 1562 00:58:57,232 --> 00:58:58,700 You seem to be pretty good at them. 1563 00:58:58,700 --> 00:59:01,003 - Yeah, I'm just tired. 1564 00:59:02,094 --> 00:59:04,070 I just wanna stay away from that kind of stuff, 1565 00:59:04,070 --> 00:59:06,623 you know, the low level stuff, anyways. 1566 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,820 I'm looking for something that would make me happy. 1567 00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:12,783 I mean, what kind of jobs usually make people happy? 1568 00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:16,050 - [Counselor] Happy. 1569 00:59:17,610 --> 00:59:19,373 Happy, happy, happy. 1570 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,703 Stories and happy. 1571 00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:25,430 Well, do you have any other interests? 1572 00:59:25,430 --> 00:59:26,900 Do you have a plan B? 1573 00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,540 - No, I always had a theory 1574 00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:30,500 that if you have a fall back plan, 1575 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:31,950 you're gonna fall back on it. 1576 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,193 - [Counselor] So no plan B? 1577 00:59:37,690 --> 00:59:38,523 - No. 1578 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:41,340 - [Counselor] You know, everybody should have 1579 00:59:41,340 --> 00:59:42,473 a fall back plan B. 1580 00:59:45,090 --> 00:59:46,840 - Okay, good to know for next time. 1581 00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:50,323 - [Counselor] All right. 1582 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,223 Oh, okay, yes, I get it. 1583 00:59:55,854 --> 00:59:56,687 (laughs) 1584 00:59:56,687 --> 00:59:57,550 Look, here's what you can do. 1585 00:59:57,550 --> 00:59:59,933 Honestly, looking at your resume again, 1586 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,410 I think your margins actually do need tightening. 1587 01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:09,492 - Okay, great (laughs). 1588 01:00:09,492 --> 01:00:10,325 Thanks so much. 1589 01:00:10,325 --> 01:00:11,158 - What are you doing? 1590 01:00:11,158 --> 01:00:12,420 - Oh no, he's self-employed, don't worry about him. 1591 01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:15,092 - Self-employed, how do we get into that? 1592 01:00:15,092 --> 01:00:17,342 (laughing) 1593 01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:23,030 Man, I could probably live here when I'm homeless. 1594 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,653 Sleep up against that dumpster over there. 1595 01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:29,170 That might be good. 1596 01:00:29,170 --> 01:00:32,150 Be in it, if there's not too much garbage, 1597 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:35,150 but just enough to make it comfortable. 1598 01:00:35,150 --> 01:00:37,390 Actually, better yet, maybe I could just sleep 1599 01:00:37,390 --> 01:00:38,473 in this doorway. 1600 01:00:39,630 --> 01:00:42,670 I'm covered if it rains or snows or shit. 1601 01:00:42,670 --> 01:00:46,710 Just tuck myself in here, sleep standing up. 1602 01:00:46,710 --> 01:00:49,210 Just to pass the time, I could just 1603 01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:51,633 add more graffiti to this wall right here. 1604 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:54,993 Still be an artistic. 1605 01:00:56,690 --> 01:00:59,983 This could be home very, very soon. 1606 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,060 - Is this what your life has reduced to? 1607 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:04,270 Just creeping around, 1608 01:01:04,270 --> 01:01:07,130 waiting for something interesting to happen? 1609 01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:09,083 - [Eddie] Yeah, pretty much. 1610 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,150 (cellphone rings) 1611 01:01:10,150 --> 01:01:12,020 - Oh, shit, Andrew's calling me, hold on one second. 1612 01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:13,560 - [Eddie] Oh, put it on speaker. 1613 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,620 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, what's up-- 1614 01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:18,850 - [Eddie] Put it on speaker phone, please. 1615 01:01:18,850 --> 01:01:20,590 - Fine. - Nice. 1616 01:01:20,590 --> 01:01:21,423 - [Andrew] Hey, what was that? 1617 01:01:21,423 --> 01:01:23,733 - Oh, nothing, what's going on? 1618 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,217 - [Andrew] Well, listen, I got some big news. 1619 01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:29,210 This Indie film I was telling you about the other night, 1620 01:01:29,210 --> 01:01:30,370 they wanna see you. 1621 01:01:30,370 --> 01:01:33,230 - That's a sag production, they know I'm 9 Union, right? 1622 01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:35,370 - [Andrew] No, they don't care. 1623 01:01:35,370 --> 01:01:36,870 They agreed to see you anyway. 1624 01:01:37,970 --> 01:01:39,690 - That's great, that's awesome. 1625 01:01:39,690 --> 01:01:41,390 - [Andrew] Yeah, I worked them a little bit, 1626 01:01:41,390 --> 01:01:44,577 I talked you up and they wanna see you read. 1627 01:01:44,577 --> 01:01:47,000 - I don't know what to say. 1628 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,390 - [Andrew] How about yes? 1629 01:01:48,390 --> 01:01:51,280 - Of course yes, I don't know what to say to you, thank you. 1630 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,333 Thank you so much. 1631 01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:54,737 - [Andrew] Look, don't mention it, it's my pleasure. 1632 01:01:54,737 --> 01:01:57,850 And you know that I have really big ideas for you. 1633 01:01:57,850 --> 01:02:02,600 - Well, clearly, this could really be a game changer for me. 1634 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,846 - [Andrew] Yeah and so I wanna give you the sides 1635 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:07,755 ahead of time, maybe over them with you a little bit. 1636 01:02:07,755 --> 01:02:09,300 I should have them to you by Thursday morning, 1637 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:11,850 so if you could do Thursday noon in the village somewhere? 1638 01:02:11,850 --> 01:02:13,743 - Yeah, I can do Thursday, yeah. 1639 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,200 - [Andrew] Okay, I'll text you the details, 1640 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,426 I'll see you then. 1641 01:02:17,426 --> 01:02:18,480 Later, bye. - Great, thank you. 1642 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,090 Thank you so much, I love you dude. 1643 01:02:21,090 --> 01:02:22,499 Bye. 1644 01:02:22,499 --> 01:02:24,880 (phone beeps) 1645 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:25,880 - [Eddie] What's up? 1646 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,170 - You heard the whole thing, 1647 01:02:28,170 --> 01:02:30,240 I had it on speakerphone, I have a really big audition. 1648 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,343 - [Eddie] Nice! 1649 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,213 You okay? 1650 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,710 - Yeah, I'm fine. - You sure? 1651 01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:41,520 You seemed really happy a minute ago, 1652 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,720 now you seem kinda-- 1653 01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,163 - I'm fine. - Less. 1654 01:02:47,270 --> 01:02:48,230 Yo! 1655 01:02:48,230 --> 01:02:49,100 - Yo, Eddie, what's up? 1656 01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:51,250 - Nothing much, just made a little dinner. 1657 01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:52,640 - Okay, well, is this important 1658 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,960 because I'm kinda going to sleep here. 1659 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,313 - Yeah, I got Seth here, 1660 01:02:56,313 --> 01:02:58,340 he's the composer I was telling you about. 1661 01:02:58,340 --> 01:03:00,170 - Hey, there. - Hi. 1662 01:03:00,170 --> 01:03:02,550 Listen, Eddie, I told you, I don't want a composer. 1663 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,230 - I know, but I really think Seth can give this movie 1664 01:03:05,230 --> 01:03:07,720 a beautiful score, his shit is great. 1665 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:10,700 I'll send you some links, seriously great shit. 1666 01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:14,930 - Thanks Eddie, I don't like to think of it as shit, really, 1667 01:03:14,930 --> 01:03:17,241 but glad you like it. 1668 01:03:17,241 --> 01:03:19,320 - It's a figure of speech, man. 1669 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,660 - What's going on? - Hey, Amy. 1670 01:03:21,660 --> 01:03:22,850 - What tine is it? 1671 01:03:22,850 --> 01:03:24,140 - You see what you did now? 1672 01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:26,240 - I am so sorry to wake you, Amy. 1673 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,820 I thought your husband would tell you 1674 01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:29,337 that he was having a Skype meeting 1675 01:03:29,337 --> 01:03:31,460 and maybe not do it while you were asleep. 1676 01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:32,730 Tsk tsk. 1677 01:03:32,730 --> 01:03:35,120 - Good point, Eddie. - Thank you. 1678 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:38,510 Plus, you look like a resting flower when you sleep, 1679 01:03:38,510 --> 01:03:40,172 by the way. 1680 01:03:40,172 --> 01:03:41,005 I just wanted you to know that. 1681 01:03:41,005 --> 01:03:43,900 - Look, Seth, sorry, I don't mean to be rude or anything, 1682 01:03:43,900 --> 01:03:45,880 but I really don't want a score for this. 1683 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:49,830 It's a documentary so I just really want more natural music. 1684 01:03:49,830 --> 01:03:51,813 - That's okay. 1685 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:55,760 How's the filming going so far? 1686 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,290 - So good. 1687 01:03:57,290 --> 01:03:59,740 Man, his buddy is making a feature-length film 1688 01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:02,210 and Mike is chronicling his experiences, 1689 01:04:02,210 --> 01:04:03,200 blah blah blah, whatever. 1690 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:06,650 But the film has got so much more interesting than that. 1691 01:04:06,650 --> 01:04:09,380 I mean, his girlfriend dumped him, he's out of money, 1692 01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:12,150 he's drinking all the time, he's up against the clock 1693 01:04:12,150 --> 01:04:14,280 to finish the short and organize the screening 1694 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,050 so that he can make a full length version. 1695 01:04:16,050 --> 01:04:19,350 Plus, his actress friend, who I get to follow, 1696 01:04:19,350 --> 01:04:21,420 she's fucking pregnant. 1697 01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:22,890 I don't think she wants the baby 1698 01:04:22,890 --> 01:04:26,220 and her boyfriend wants to move them to Jersey, which sucks. 1699 01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:27,880 - All right, that's enough, Eddie. 1700 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,000 First of all, these are my friends you're talking about. 1701 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,710 - Yeah, I was actually about to ask that myself. 1702 01:04:33,710 --> 01:04:36,090 - Hey, I am just the camera man. 1703 01:04:36,090 --> 01:04:37,280 This was your idea. 1704 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,053 - Yeah, well. - Well, what? 1705 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,843 - Nothing, okay, I know what I'm doing. 1706 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,937 - Can we please go to bed now? 1707 01:04:47,937 --> 01:04:50,360 - All right, yeah, guys listen I gotta go. 1708 01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,120 Seth, nice to meet you. 1709 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,160 Eddie, I'll see you tomorrow, all right? 1710 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,410 Good night. 1711 01:04:55,410 --> 01:04:57,110 - Good night Amy, you're a flower! 1712 01:04:58,420 --> 01:04:59,980 Never forget. 1713 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:01,083 So that went well. 1714 01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,160 - He didn't seem really interested. 1715 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,350 - That's cause he doesn't know what he's got. 1716 01:05:08,350 --> 01:05:10,330 He's thinking this is some fun little documentary 1717 01:05:10,330 --> 01:05:13,100 about his friends, but it's so much more than that. 1718 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,310 Boom, it's got conflict. 1719 01:05:14,310 --> 01:05:15,670 Bam, it's got real drama. 1720 01:05:15,670 --> 01:05:18,300 Like, this could be a real piece of art here. 1721 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:19,640 And between you and me, 1722 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,750 I have all the footage copied to my hard drive. 1723 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:24,500 So, if he's too stubborn to see what in front of him, 1724 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,020 I'll make my own movie. 1725 01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:27,480 And also between you and me, 1726 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,300 I have some very important connections 1727 01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:32,240 in the Taiwanese film market, 1728 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:33,920 so we can get this thing foreign distribution 1729 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,560 if we play our card right. 1730 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:36,690 They love this kind of shit over there. 1731 01:05:36,690 --> 01:05:38,253 Once again, figure of speech. 1732 01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:40,850 - Right. 1733 01:05:40,850 --> 01:05:42,320 - So, start working on the main theme. 1734 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,893 Hopefully melancholy, but not too gay, 1735 01:05:47,971 --> 01:05:48,804 does that make sense? 1736 01:05:48,804 --> 01:05:53,480 - Okay, well, thanks for the opportunity, I guess. 1737 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:57,240 - Hey, you have always got a seat on the E-train. 1738 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,313 - Yup, okay. 1739 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:03,416 (computer beeps off) 1740 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,083 - I'm a filmmaker. 1741 01:06:07,890 --> 01:06:09,394 Like a real artist. 1742 01:06:09,394 --> 01:06:10,227 (microwave beeps) 1743 01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:11,531 Ooh, seconds. 1744 01:06:11,531 --> 01:06:14,000 (computer beeps off) 1745 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,852 - That was delicious. - I'm glad you liked it. 1746 01:06:16,852 --> 01:06:19,163 I didn't even mention how I used wholegrain pasta. 1747 01:06:20,290 --> 01:06:22,000 - Very sneaky. 1748 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:22,833 Indeed. 1749 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:25,902 You sure you don't want some? 1750 01:06:25,902 --> 01:06:27,157 - Yeah, I'm sure, thank you. 1751 01:06:28,490 --> 01:06:30,233 - I'm gonna go watch the Yankee game. 1752 01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:35,024 - [Eddie] A little more, please. 1753 01:06:36,354 --> 01:06:41,354 Oh, right, yeah, so Tim is definitely leaving 1754 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,670 which means the budget analyst position is opening, 1755 01:06:43,670 --> 01:06:45,921 my name is being tossed around forward right now. 1756 01:06:45,921 --> 01:06:47,830 - That's great. - Yeah. 1757 01:06:47,830 --> 01:06:49,130 Keep your fingers crossed. 1758 01:06:50,481 --> 01:06:52,584 - I'm sorry, that's really great. 1759 01:06:52,584 --> 01:06:53,417 That's awesome. 1760 01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:55,940 I'm sorry I've been so irritable lately, by the way, 1761 01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:58,340 and trying to pick fights with you. 1762 01:06:58,340 --> 01:06:59,933 I'm really excited about this. 1763 01:07:01,474 --> 01:07:03,774 The whole house thing, the house search thing, 1764 01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:07,024 I'm sorry I reacted the way I did, that's all. 1765 01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:09,570 - That's okay, I accept that apology, but you're right, 1766 01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:10,930 I shouldn't have done that behind your back. 1767 01:07:10,930 --> 01:07:13,113 - It just seems like a little bit much, you know. 1768 01:07:13,113 --> 01:07:14,130 - Hey, I get it. 1769 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:15,110 I totally get it, 1770 01:07:15,110 --> 01:07:16,740 but it's just something that I think about 1771 01:07:16,740 --> 01:07:17,600 from time to time. 1772 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,040 - Houses? 1773 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:22,363 - Yeah, houses, marriage and family, the whole thing. 1774 01:07:24,234 --> 01:07:26,203 - Right, down the line. 1775 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,430 - Yeah, down the line, but down the line's kinda like now, 1776 01:07:30,430 --> 01:07:31,580 don't you think? 1777 01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,810 We're not getting any younger? 1778 01:07:33,810 --> 01:07:35,970 We're not two crazy college kids anymore. 1779 01:07:35,970 --> 01:07:37,513 - No. 1780 01:07:37,513 --> 01:07:39,617 - I mean, Jesus, I'm pushing 31 (laughs). 1781 01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:45,223 And my brothers are mid 30's with kids and dogs. 1782 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,880 We should get a dog. 1783 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:49,860 - Yeah, a dog, we should get a dog. 1784 01:07:49,860 --> 01:07:52,940 - Or a cat, everyone seems to have a cat nowadays 1785 01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,430 or whatever, but yeah. 1786 01:07:54,430 --> 01:07:56,982 Well, yeah, when the time is right, the time is right. 1787 01:07:56,982 --> 01:07:58,154 I'm not gonna force you into anything, 1788 01:07:58,154 --> 01:08:01,274 it's just something I think about from time to time. 1789 01:08:01,274 --> 01:08:02,107 - Clearly. 1790 01:08:02,107 --> 01:08:05,043 Houses, marriage, cats. - Don't you? 1791 01:08:05,890 --> 01:08:06,723 - Sure. 1792 01:08:08,802 --> 01:08:11,610 - Well, good, I'm glad we're on the same page. 1793 01:08:11,610 --> 01:08:12,443 - Yeah. 1794 01:08:12,443 --> 01:08:14,643 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1795 01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:17,920 Just thinking about an audition tomorrow. 1796 01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,110 - Oh yeah? 1797 01:08:19,110 --> 01:08:20,620 Big role? 1798 01:08:20,620 --> 01:08:22,270 - Just a little industrial thing. 1799 01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:26,280 - Well, I hope you get it. 1800 01:08:27,362 --> 01:08:30,720 - I hope you get your promotion, you deserve it. 1801 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,560 - Thanks. 1802 01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,060 I love you. - I love you too. 1803 01:08:35,607 --> 01:08:37,653 - Are we good? - Yeah. 1804 01:08:39,493 --> 01:08:41,810 - Is that the truth? - Of course. 1805 01:08:41,810 --> 01:08:42,973 - All right, great. 1806 01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:47,253 - [Eddie] Good job, dude. 1807 01:09:24,890 --> 01:09:28,983 - So, this is basil and onion. 1808 01:09:32,630 --> 01:09:34,063 It's good, right? 1809 01:09:34,063 --> 01:09:35,200 - It smells like a potato chip. 1810 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,480 - Yeah, well, that's what I thought. 1811 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:37,874 That's exactly what I thought actually. 1812 01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:41,320 - Do you ever get super high and stick your face in there? 1813 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:42,153 - Not yet. 1814 01:09:42,153 --> 01:09:43,500 But, yeah, this is the place though. 1815 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:44,890 Obviously got a couch right here. 1816 01:09:44,890 --> 01:09:47,253 I got some art over here actually. 1817 01:09:49,224 --> 01:09:52,400 Yeah, my roommate, he wanted a ray of buildings, 1818 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,620 but I said trees are better. 1819 01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:57,250 These are African, these are like African trees. 1820 01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:59,874 I mean, have you been to Africa? 1821 01:09:59,874 --> 01:10:01,750 - No, have you been to Africa? 1822 01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,965 - No, but I hear it's great, 1823 01:10:03,965 --> 01:10:06,270 I mean, I hear they've got some political unrest right there 1824 01:10:06,270 --> 01:10:08,500 some stuff, I heard about a militia, 1825 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,423 but I heard it's really beautiful there, 1826 01:10:10,423 --> 01:10:12,070 with the animals and shit like that. 1827 01:10:12,070 --> 01:10:14,812 - Oh, yeah, I mean, that'd be really cool. 1828 01:10:14,812 --> 01:10:16,440 Like freaking Lion King. - I know. 1829 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:19,990 Every time I watch Lion King, I'm like I gotta go to Africa. 1830 01:10:19,990 --> 01:10:22,230 I gotta experience that for the real thing. 1831 01:10:22,230 --> 01:10:24,170 So, I got this, if we look over here, 1832 01:10:24,170 --> 01:10:26,140 I got this beautiful poster. 1833 01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:26,973 - What's that? 1834 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:30,000 - This is a short film I made several years ago. 1835 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,523 - Oh, what? - Yeah. 1836 01:10:32,523 --> 01:10:35,243 This is earlier work. - Damn. 1837 01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:39,320 - Really proud of it, it's really good. 1838 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,610 It's expensive, expensive filming it. 1839 01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:46,182 - How did you get all that money from? 1840 01:10:46,182 --> 01:10:47,390 - You know, I was going to college 1841 01:10:47,390 --> 01:10:48,537 at the time I was making it, 1842 01:10:48,537 --> 01:10:51,320 and how they let you take out loans 1843 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,510 for like your books and shit like that, 1844 01:10:53,510 --> 01:10:55,690 well, I used that for that. 1845 01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:59,640 And so, it put me in a whole like 20 grand, 1846 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,130 but it's like-- - Shit, worth it! 1847 01:11:02,130 --> 01:11:02,990 - Totally worth it. 1848 01:11:02,990 --> 01:11:05,060 That played in over four theaters. 1849 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,900 - What? - Yeah. 1850 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:08,503 - Like how many times? 1851 01:11:09,370 --> 01:11:12,490 - Maybe like once at each theater, 1852 01:11:12,490 --> 01:11:14,370 but it went well, it went well. 1853 01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:16,420 So I'm proud of it, I'm proud of it. 1854 01:11:16,420 --> 01:11:19,314 My credit score is fucked but-- 1855 01:11:19,314 --> 01:11:20,217 - Mine too (laughs). 1856 01:11:20,217 --> 01:11:22,624 - [Jason] But I get the poster so that's good. 1857 01:11:22,624 --> 01:11:23,660 Nice. 1858 01:11:23,660 --> 01:11:25,140 So, this is the hallway. 1859 01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:28,903 Yeah, it's nice, it bridges the rooms together. 1860 01:11:30,060 --> 01:11:34,930 Okay, so we're gonna do a little cooking tutorial for you. 1861 01:11:34,930 --> 01:11:37,480 I'm just gonna show you the basics. 1862 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,830 I do a little thing called, 1863 01:11:39,770 --> 01:11:41,280 I like to call it chicken a la Jason. 1864 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:42,950 You ever been on a date where a guy 1865 01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,690 did the cooking for your first date? 1866 01:11:44,690 --> 01:11:45,523 - See? 1867 01:11:45,523 --> 01:11:47,030 That's how J-Street does it. 1868 01:11:47,030 --> 01:11:48,300 This has taken me a long time 1869 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:49,440 to figure out what the basics are, 1870 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,270 but really, this is in my research. 1871 01:11:51,270 --> 01:11:54,420 Basically, this is what cooking really needs. 1872 01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:57,260 It needs some salt, some olive oil, 1873 01:11:57,260 --> 01:12:00,407 but me, I like to add just a little bit of red wine. 1874 01:12:00,407 --> 01:12:01,460 (screams) 1875 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,361 Motherfucker! 1876 01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:04,920 (smoke alarm beeping) 1877 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,188 That's okay, that'll land, that'll land, that's good. 1878 01:12:07,188 --> 01:12:09,105 For flavor, for flavor. 1879 01:12:10,810 --> 01:12:12,533 So it is a lot better, isn't it? 1880 01:12:13,890 --> 01:12:15,960 - The nuggets actually go really well with the peanut. 1881 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,711 - Everything goes well with a McNugget. 1882 01:12:18,711 --> 01:12:19,544 (coughs) 1883 01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:22,759 Oh, it's not still to smoky in here, is it? 1884 01:12:22,759 --> 01:12:27,300 - No, no, no, no, it's not. 1885 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:28,583 It's atmospheric. 1886 01:12:30,210 --> 01:12:31,113 - Good sauce. 1887 01:12:36,510 --> 01:12:39,230 - I mean, relationships are great, they're great, 1888 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:40,063 they're just-- 1889 01:12:41,973 --> 01:12:44,590 I don't know if I wanna be with one person 1890 01:12:44,590 --> 01:12:46,210 for the rest of my life though. 1891 01:12:46,210 --> 01:12:51,210 You know because the traditional relationship is dead. 1892 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:56,610 It's dead and so why do we force ourselves into them 1893 01:12:56,610 --> 01:12:57,700 to begin with? 1894 01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:59,380 I mean, did we ever ask ourselves? 1895 01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:00,360 No, we did not. 1896 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:04,500 And how do we know that we're going-- 1897 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:06,590 That we need to be with just one person 1898 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:09,240 for the rest of our lives? 1899 01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:14,240 I don't know who I'm gonna be in 10, fuck it, like 20 years, 1900 01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:21,900 let alone 60 or 70, so that's why I do me, 1901 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:25,400 I live my life, okay. 1902 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,400 My life. 1903 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,230 And then everybody else, they do their thing, 1904 01:13:28,230 --> 01:13:30,843 everyone do your thing and I do my thing. 1905 01:13:33,850 --> 01:13:34,773 Period, okay. 1906 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,820 - [Eddie] Hey man, I would love 1907 01:13:38,820 --> 01:13:40,700 to get that Jason, Megan break up team again. 1908 01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:42,223 And we could shoot it on film. 1909 01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:45,700 - Hey, guys. - Hey, how's it going? 1910 01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:47,360 - What's up? - I was actually just 1911 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,953 on my way to your guys place, 1912 01:13:49,953 --> 01:13:51,480 just to film some stuff with Kay, 1913 01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:52,970 but she hasn't been answering my calls, 1914 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:53,820 is she all right? 1915 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,090 - She's actually not even home, 1916 01:13:57,090 --> 01:13:58,319 but she didn't tell you this? 1917 01:13:58,319 --> 01:13:59,152 - Wait, she's not home? 1918 01:13:59,152 --> 01:14:01,040 - [Jeff] Yeah, no, she went to go visit her sister upstate 1919 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,250 and then she got sick 1920 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:04,220 and now she has to stay there for a few more days 1921 01:14:04,220 --> 01:14:05,320 while she gets better. 1922 01:14:06,478 --> 01:14:07,311 She didn't tell you this? 1923 01:14:07,311 --> 01:14:11,627 - You know what, actually she did, she did tell me that. 1924 01:14:11,627 --> 01:14:14,093 I'm sorry, I can't believe we came all the way up here. 1925 01:14:15,190 --> 01:14:18,828 No, she did, she told me, God, I forgot. 1926 01:14:18,828 --> 01:14:20,520 - I'm running late for work, I gotta run. 1927 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,960 - Oh yeah, how was tax season this year? 1928 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,340 - Oh, you know, crazy. 1929 01:14:24,340 --> 01:14:26,140 Everyone waits til last minute, so. 1930 01:14:26,140 --> 01:14:28,070 - Yeah, maybe you'll do mine next year. 1931 01:14:28,070 --> 01:14:31,910 Do you have the friend, family kind of package rate 1932 01:14:31,910 --> 01:14:32,743 kind of thing? 1933 01:14:33,878 --> 01:14:36,828 - Nah, nah, I don't usually do that, 1934 01:14:36,828 --> 01:14:38,540 but give me a call next year. 1935 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:39,860 - Got it. - Take care, guys, 1936 01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:41,410 see you. - Call you next year. 1937 01:14:42,270 --> 01:14:43,490 - [Eddie] Wait a second. 1938 01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:44,832 Hey, she didn't tell you she's-- 1939 01:14:44,832 --> 01:14:45,878 - Shh, shh, shh. 1940 01:14:45,878 --> 01:14:47,628 Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. 1941 01:14:51,870 --> 01:14:53,930 All right, you know what? 1942 01:14:53,930 --> 01:14:55,340 Lets just not even film Kay anymore. 1943 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,220 - [Eddie] I don't know about that. 1944 01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:59,137 - Listen, I don't like the way that this is going, okay. 1945 01:14:59,137 --> 01:15:00,960 Just lay off of her. 1946 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,280 No more stuff with Kay, 1947 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,113 got it? - Right. 1948 01:15:03,113 --> 01:15:04,690 - I'm serious, you're on fucking thin ice, man. 1949 01:15:04,690 --> 01:15:07,563 - [Eddie] No, I definitely won't film her anymore. 1950 01:15:16,441 --> 01:15:18,710 All right, what have you got for me? 1951 01:15:18,710 --> 01:15:21,270 - I've been working on a few things, 1952 01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:24,060 but are you sure that's what you want? 1953 01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:25,723 - [Eddie] Just play it. 1954 01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,820 - [Eddie's Mom] Eddie. - What do you want, mom? 1955 01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:30,090 I'm creating. 1956 01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,950 - [Eddie's Mom] Do you want the cheese sauce on-- 1957 01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:33,810 - [Eddie] On the side. 1958 01:15:33,810 --> 01:15:36,370 Mom, we had this discussion before. 1959 01:15:36,370 --> 01:15:38,370 That's how I prefer it. 1960 01:15:38,370 --> 01:15:41,220 - [Eddie's Mom] But Eddie. - The side. 1961 01:15:41,220 --> 01:15:42,420 The side. 1962 01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:45,790 Always on the side. 1963 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:46,803 Play music. 1964 01:15:48,020 --> 01:15:49,129 - All right. 1965 01:15:49,129 --> 01:15:51,546 (soft music) 1966 01:16:03,820 --> 01:16:05,803 - [Eddie] What are you hiding from me? 1967 01:16:07,738 --> 01:16:09,353 I'm gonna make you a star, kid. 1968 01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:16,023 Hello, Mike. 1969 01:16:17,350 --> 01:16:21,960 You should've listened to me, but you went soft. 1970 01:16:23,470 --> 01:16:26,193 Started thinking about your friends' feelings. 1971 01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:28,810 I don't care about your friends. 1972 01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:34,593 Eddie doesn't have friends, Eddie doesn't need friends. 1973 01:16:35,810 --> 01:16:37,439 But I want you to know 1974 01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:38,783 I'm making an Eddie cut of this movie. 1975 01:16:40,340 --> 01:16:41,470 It's a shame you'll never see it 1976 01:16:41,470 --> 01:16:45,633 because it's gonna my masterpiece. 1977 01:16:48,761 --> 01:16:49,653 You know, maybe I should put this in the DVD actually. 1978 01:16:51,481 --> 01:16:52,430 - [Eddie's Mom] Eddie, I really think you should put 1979 01:16:52,430 --> 01:16:54,473 the cheese sauce-- - I want it on the side! 1980 01:16:57,401 --> 01:16:59,990 (exhales) 1981 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,013 Seth, you can go. 1982 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,353 - Okay. 1983 01:17:07,367 --> 01:17:09,280 - [Mike] Did you try calling her? 1984 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,670 - Calling her? 1985 01:17:10,670 --> 01:17:12,660 What a great idea, Mike, I hadn't yet thought of that. 1986 01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:13,810 Let me try calling her. 1987 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,660 - [Mike] All right, so you're gonna call her or what? 1988 01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:21,660 - Of course I tried calling her! 1989 01:17:21,660 --> 01:17:23,780 - [Mike] All right, take it easy, just relax. 1990 01:17:23,780 --> 01:17:24,930 Maybe her train is late. 1991 01:17:24,930 --> 01:17:27,223 Nah, MTA says all lines are good. 1992 01:17:28,830 --> 01:17:30,060 - [Mike] Oh look, there's gotta be some explanation 1993 01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:30,893 for this, man. 1994 01:17:30,893 --> 01:17:32,010 She wouldn't just stand you up like this. 1995 01:17:32,010 --> 01:17:33,230 - Hold up. 1996 01:17:33,230 --> 01:17:34,580 I just got a text from her. 1997 01:17:36,390 --> 01:17:39,870 Sorry, got a last minute gig in a student film. 1998 01:17:39,870 --> 01:17:41,493 Let's get together another time. 1999 01:17:42,889 --> 01:17:44,580 This was never gonna happen. - Don't say that. 2000 01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:46,680 It just didn't work out tonight. 2001 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,470 Look, you got things in common, she's an actress, 2002 01:17:48,470 --> 01:17:49,520 you're a movie maker. 2003 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,140 - Right, I know, exactly, we're perfect for each other. 2004 01:17:52,140 --> 01:17:53,260 We're so perfect for each other, 2005 01:17:53,260 --> 01:17:55,010 we'll never fucking see each other. 2006 01:17:56,370 --> 01:17:57,203 Cut it. 2007 01:17:59,148 --> 01:18:00,600 (sighs) 2008 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,950 - [Mike] Come on, what are you doing this for now, man? 2009 01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:05,770 - Oh fuck this, I just wanna get my life over with. 2010 01:18:05,770 --> 01:18:07,240 I'm sick of this shit. 2011 01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:09,930 - [Mike] Hey, come on. - No, I'm serious. 2012 01:18:09,930 --> 01:18:11,680 I mean, what am I gonna do? 2013 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,140 Look at this, look. 2014 01:18:13,140 --> 01:18:16,060 Human resource recruiter. 2015 01:18:16,060 --> 01:18:19,720 Requirements, knowledge of J1 hiring. 2016 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,540 What the fuck is J1 hiring? 2017 01:18:21,540 --> 01:18:22,490 Here's another one. 2018 01:18:23,510 --> 01:18:25,100 Auburn Rental Company. 2019 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:26,710 Branch manager needed. 2020 01:18:26,710 --> 01:18:29,990 Previous rental experience preferred. 2021 01:18:29,990 --> 01:18:33,323 Experience needed, experience needed, experience needed. 2022 01:18:34,220 --> 01:18:36,210 I got nothing now, man. 2023 01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:38,010 - [Mike] Come on, your acting crazy. 2024 01:18:41,030 --> 01:18:42,293 - Maybe I am crazy. 2025 01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:45,080 I mean, I had a great girl and I blew it 2026 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,370 because what I want in life is crazy. 2027 01:18:47,370 --> 01:18:49,280 You know, you have to be mentally ill 2028 01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:53,560 to want what I want in life and think you can get it. 2029 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:55,040 I mean, all these years, 2030 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,040 I always thought what I had was a dream. 2031 01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:05,660 But it was probably just a mental disorder all along. 2032 01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:11,497 (sighs heavily) 2033 01:19:12,930 --> 01:19:16,180 Pursuing the impossible and thinking you can get it 2034 01:19:17,470 --> 01:19:21,683 and making things up to convince yourself you can get it, 2035 01:19:26,410 --> 01:19:31,410 ignoring the things that actually love you back is crazy. 2036 01:19:35,260 --> 01:19:37,980 - [Mike] Listen. - I think you should go. 2037 01:19:37,980 --> 01:19:38,813 - [Mike] Why? 2038 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:41,173 - I wanna call Megan. 2039 01:19:42,557 --> 01:19:45,460 - [Mike] Oh no, I don't think that's such a good idea, man. 2040 01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:46,950 - Just leave me alone. - What? 2041 01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:48,170 Wait, you're kicking-- 2042 01:19:48,170 --> 01:19:49,180 Wait, where are you going? 2043 01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:50,140 Jason! 2044 01:19:50,140 --> 01:19:51,320 Jason! 2045 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,470 Jason, this is not cool, come out of there. 2046 01:19:57,290 --> 01:19:58,250 - What's going on? 2047 01:19:58,250 --> 01:19:59,600 - [Mike] Jason locked himself in his room 2048 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:00,670 and he wants to call Megan. 2049 01:20:00,670 --> 01:20:03,040 - No, don't do it, man. 2050 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:03,880 Bad idea. 2051 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,030 - [Mike] Just sleep on it, please. 2052 01:20:06,030 --> 01:20:08,330 - [Jason] You need to mind your own goddamn business. 2053 01:20:08,330 --> 01:20:10,090 - [Mike] I'm just giving you my best advice, 2054 01:20:10,090 --> 01:20:12,650 I'm not leaving here until you come out of there. 2055 01:20:12,650 --> 01:20:14,170 - Whoa, now that's not gonna work, 2056 01:20:14,170 --> 01:20:15,760 I'm gonna have to get to sleep at some point. 2057 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,260 - [Mike] Well, I can't leave him in there like that, 2058 01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:18,093 the guy's a wreck. 2059 01:20:18,093 --> 01:20:19,224 - Fuck this. 2060 01:20:19,224 --> 01:20:20,237 (loud banging) 2061 01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:21,070 - [Jason] What the fuck? 2062 01:20:21,070 --> 01:20:23,737 Give my phone, no, no, no, wait. 2063 01:20:25,870 --> 01:20:29,680 - [Mike] Wow, can't believe that actually worked real quick. 2064 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:30,513 - Thanks. 2065 01:20:30,513 --> 01:20:31,346 Don't fight it. 2066 01:20:38,449 --> 01:20:39,282 - [Eddie] Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats, 2067 01:20:39,282 --> 01:20:41,730 the Eddie show is about to begin. 2068 01:20:41,730 --> 01:20:43,090 - Okay, so when you get in the room, 2069 01:20:43,090 --> 01:20:45,310 you're gonna be reading for my boss, Dean. 2070 01:20:45,310 --> 01:20:47,950 Dean's a bit of a hard ass, he's gonna be putting on a show, 2071 01:20:47,950 --> 01:20:49,120 he's gonna act all tough 2072 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,307 and he's gonna pretend like he doesn't like you, 2073 01:20:50,307 --> 01:20:52,070 but that's not the case, all right. 2074 01:20:52,070 --> 01:20:54,000 He really likes you, he's seen the tape, 2075 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,360 he really wants to see you read. 2076 01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:56,700 - Great. 2077 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,780 - [Andrew] Okay, take it from the top, page 21. 2078 01:20:58,780 --> 01:20:59,613 - Okay. 2079 01:21:01,370 --> 01:21:03,010 Got it. 2080 01:21:03,010 --> 01:21:04,820 - [Andrew] I didn't think you'd come. 2081 01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:05,910 Where've you been? 2082 01:21:05,910 --> 01:21:07,200 - You know where I've been. 2083 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,430 - [Andrew] I told you, I don't want you over there anymore. 2084 01:21:09,430 --> 01:21:10,730 - I told you I don't care. 2085 01:21:10,730 --> 01:21:11,850 - [Andrew] Well, you better start caring 2086 01:21:11,850 --> 01:21:14,510 or you better start looking for some place else to live. 2087 01:21:14,510 --> 01:21:17,060 - I told you I don't care, don't you understand? 2088 01:21:17,060 --> 01:21:19,220 - [Andrew] I understand, do you understand? 2089 01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:21,300 - I'm sorry, can we start from the top, that was awful. 2090 01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:23,120 - [Andrew] No, no, that was good. 2091 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:24,230 - No, it really wasn't. 2092 01:21:24,230 --> 01:21:25,063 - [Andrew] Sure it was. 2093 01:21:25,063 --> 01:21:26,160 Is everything okay? 2094 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,333 - Yeah, can we just go from the top please? 2095 01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:30,393 - [Andrew] Okay. 2096 01:21:30,393 --> 01:21:32,970 - And can you back up just like two steps, thank you. 2097 01:21:34,030 --> 01:21:36,372 I told you I don't care, don't you understand? 2098 01:21:36,372 --> 01:21:39,930 - [Andrew] I understand, do you understand? 2099 01:21:39,930 --> 01:21:41,620 - I'm sorry, can we take this from the top? 2100 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,050 - [Andrew] I told you, I don't want you over there anymore. 2101 01:21:44,050 --> 01:21:45,460 - I told you I don't care. 2102 01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:46,630 - [Andrew] Well, you better start caring 2103 01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:49,580 or you better start looking for some place else to live. 2104 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:51,520 - I told you, I don't care, don't you understand? 2105 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,670 - [Andrew] I understand, do you understand? 2106 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,670 - I'm sorry, can we start over again? 2107 01:21:57,670 --> 01:21:59,230 - [Andrew] No, that was really good. 2108 01:21:59,230 --> 01:22:00,880 - No, it actually wasn't. - Sure it was. 2109 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,590 - No, it was terrible. 2110 01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:03,450 - [Andrew] Is everything okay? 2111 01:22:03,450 --> 01:22:04,980 - Yeah, let's just run it again, please 2112 01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:06,420 and can you back up, please? 2113 01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:08,740 Just two more steps, please back up. 2114 01:22:08,740 --> 01:22:10,550 Please back up, please back up. 2115 01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:11,383 Thank you. 2116 01:22:12,810 --> 01:22:13,990 Let's just start over. 2117 01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,610 - [Andrew] I didn't think you'd come, where have you been? 2118 01:22:15,610 --> 01:22:17,103 - You know where I've been. 2119 01:22:19,830 --> 01:22:21,610 This is stupid. 2120 01:22:21,610 --> 01:22:22,443 - [Andrew] Sorry, what's stupid? 2121 01:22:22,443 --> 01:22:24,380 This script is a big deal. 2122 01:22:24,380 --> 01:22:27,220 This is one of the hottest scripts on the Indie market. 2123 01:22:27,220 --> 01:22:28,540 It was on the Black List last year. 2124 01:22:28,540 --> 01:22:30,113 - I just-- - What? 2125 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,670 - Nothing, I'm sorry, I can't do this right now. 2126 01:22:35,670 --> 01:22:36,960 I'm sorry, I gotta go. 2127 01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:37,793 - Hey, look, you can tell me. 2128 01:22:37,793 --> 01:22:39,210 Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop. 2129 01:22:39,210 --> 01:22:41,326 - [Eddie] And cue stroller. 2130 01:22:41,326 --> 01:22:43,926 - Look, I get it, it's a lot of pressure, all right? 2131 01:22:43,926 --> 01:22:44,873 But you're gonna nail it. 2132 01:22:45,940 --> 01:22:46,773 Yeah. 2133 01:22:48,010 --> 01:22:50,343 - [Eddie] Perfect, now it's a movie. 2134 01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:53,503 Ferno Hertzog, eat your heart out. 2135 01:22:57,170 --> 01:22:58,740 - This place sucks! 2136 01:22:58,740 --> 01:23:01,700 It's like we walked into 1970's Times Square. 2137 01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:03,310 - Well, Radio City was booked. 2138 01:23:03,310 --> 01:23:06,234 - [Mike] Smells like 70's Times Square too. 2139 01:23:06,234 --> 01:23:07,870 (soft thud) 2140 01:23:07,870 --> 01:23:11,120 - How can anyone sit in these seats? 2141 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:12,360 - [Jason] I think you're making way too big a deal 2142 01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:13,550 out of this. 2143 01:23:13,550 --> 01:23:14,560 - If the experience is bad, 2144 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:16,820 they're not gonna wanna give us money for the feature. 2145 01:23:16,820 --> 01:23:17,910 - Relax, all right. 2146 01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,700 - Not in these seats, I can't. 2147 01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:21,620 The space shuttle is less cramped. 2148 01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:24,060 - Well, maybe you should've produced a better location. 2149 01:23:24,060 --> 01:23:24,957 - I couldn't, you went over my-- 2150 01:23:24,957 --> 01:23:26,820 - I know, I know, I know. 2151 01:23:26,820 --> 01:23:30,113 I mean, should we cancel? - No. 2152 01:23:31,630 --> 01:23:32,823 We must go forward. 2153 01:23:32,823 --> 01:23:36,470 - Well this does circle back to a good point I had. 2154 01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:38,340 What if we don't fund this? 2155 01:23:38,340 --> 01:23:39,620 - We will. 2156 01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:42,200 Kick Starter is up, going steady. 2157 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:45,600 A producer-- - Produces. 2158 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,680 We only made $25 in the last two weeks. 2159 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:52,273 - Producing takes time, you can't just produce overnight. 2160 01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:55,800 Besides this screening could push us over the moon. 2161 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,790 It's possible. 2162 01:23:56,790 --> 01:23:59,980 - And if it doesn't, then what? 2163 01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:01,233 - Try again? 2164 01:24:02,190 --> 01:24:04,810 Listen, the seconds of your life 2165 01:24:04,810 --> 01:24:06,890 are ticking away, my friend. 2166 01:24:06,890 --> 01:24:09,610 Is there something else you'd rather be doing? 2167 01:24:09,610 --> 01:24:12,200 Listen, I know we've talked about this before, 2168 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:13,680 but I went to business school. 2169 01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:14,840 I was being groomed to take over 2170 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:16,920 my fathers real estate empire, 2171 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,200 but I didn't want that. 2172 01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:19,990 I wanted to produce films. 2173 01:24:19,990 --> 01:24:23,070 If I didn't make that decision, I would be out there 2174 01:24:23,070 --> 01:24:25,040 overseeing multi-million dollar pro-- 2175 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,720 What's so funny? 2176 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:29,370 - I mean, it's not like you were a kid in a coal mine. 2177 01:24:29,370 --> 01:24:30,963 - Oh, fuck you. 2178 01:24:32,096 --> 01:24:34,530 (laughs) 2179 01:24:34,530 --> 01:24:37,340 - [Jason] Looks good. - Still needs a few tweaks. 2180 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:40,253 People are gonna love the chemistry between Nick and Kay. 2181 01:24:42,300 --> 01:24:46,830 - Oh my god, Megan is actually calling me back. 2182 01:24:46,830 --> 01:24:48,270 Should I answer? - No. 2183 01:24:48,270 --> 01:24:49,960 Listen, I know you're upset 2184 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,810 and I know you want her back, 2185 01:24:51,810 --> 01:24:53,430 but this is the best possible thing 2186 01:24:53,430 --> 01:24:54,760 that could happen to you. 2187 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:57,110 You need to focus on what you want. 2188 01:24:57,110 --> 01:24:59,730 You need to move forward without being weighed down. 2189 01:24:59,730 --> 01:25:01,790 Besides, she's probably fucking another guy by now. 2190 01:25:01,790 --> 01:25:02,900 - No! 2191 01:25:02,900 --> 01:25:03,733 Hello? 2192 01:25:04,870 --> 01:25:05,703 Yeah. 2193 01:25:08,930 --> 01:25:09,763 Hey.