1 00:00:00,103 --> 00:00:02,686 (bright music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:34,162 --> 00:00:36,654 - Can I have a shot please? 5 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,906 Hi Sam. 6 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,136 - Hi Bobby, what's going on? 7 00:00:39,202 --> 00:00:40,798 You look awful. 8 00:00:40,864 --> 00:00:45,686 - Let me tell you but, let me get my shot first. 9 00:00:45,752 --> 00:00:46,585 Thanks. 10 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:54,701 So, I know these girls, they're telling me 11 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:58,504 all the things I don't want to hear. 12 00:00:58,570 --> 00:00:59,403 Thanks. 13 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:05,240 They're bitching all the time. 14 00:01:05,306 --> 00:01:09,862 - So, Saturday I went out to my usual place as normal. 15 00:01:09,928 --> 00:01:11,513 And I met someone. 16 00:01:11,579 --> 00:01:12,985 - And? 17 00:01:13,051 --> 00:01:15,747 - Well she's drop dead gorgeous right? 18 00:01:15,813 --> 00:01:18,197 I was just thinking all right this is it. 19 00:01:18,263 --> 00:01:19,314 We started kissing. 20 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,351 - Yes, and? 21 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:22,539 - She let me kiss her neck down to here, 22 00:01:22,605 --> 00:01:24,495 and you know how I love that right? 23 00:01:24,561 --> 00:01:26,985 - I know. - So we went back to her place. 24 00:01:27,051 --> 00:01:27,884 - And? 25 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:29,832 Details. 26 00:01:31,031 --> 00:01:34,156 Come on? - All right, I lost it twice before we even made it, okay? 27 00:01:34,222 --> 00:01:37,031 It was like, amazing. - Yes. 28 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,146 - So I'm thinking like she's the one, right? 29 00:01:39,212 --> 00:01:40,637 - Yeah, of course. 30 00:01:40,703 --> 00:01:43,716 - Well everything was great and I had to go, 31 00:01:43,782 --> 00:01:46,009 so I told her I'd meet her the next day at the coffee shop, 32 00:01:46,075 --> 00:01:47,217 right? - Uh-huh. 33 00:01:47,283 --> 00:01:50,073 - So I walk in, and I'm like really excited. 34 00:01:50,139 --> 00:01:51,199 - What happened? 35 00:01:51,265 --> 00:01:53,278 - (giggling) You aren't going to believe it. 36 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:56,585 I walk in, she's wearing socks with crocs. 37 00:01:56,651 --> 00:01:57,547 - Oh my god! 38 00:01:57,613 --> 00:02:00,238 - Can you believe it? - That's disgusting. 39 00:02:00,304 --> 00:02:02,750 - I was like okay, that's it. 40 00:02:02,816 --> 00:02:04,816 - Yeah, yeah, of course. 41 00:02:06,456 --> 00:02:08,067 - I don't know, I just, 42 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:11,747 I'd like to find someone like me, I don't know. 43 00:02:11,813 --> 00:02:13,442 - Well, that's true. 44 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,142 Keep trying. 45 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:16,573 (glasses clinking) - Cheers to that. 46 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:18,169 But in the meantime, good sex!! 47 00:02:18,235 --> 00:02:19,068 - Yeah. 48 00:02:20,631 --> 00:02:21,641 Want some more? 49 00:02:21,707 --> 00:02:23,150 - I'm good, thank you. 50 00:02:23,216 --> 00:02:24,944 - Okay now, tell me. 51 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:27,736 - So check this out, I meet this girl 52 00:02:27,802 --> 00:02:31,168 and she's the sexiest thing on Earth. 53 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,245 - Of course she is. 54 00:02:32,311 --> 00:02:37,311 - Of course she is, beautiful, and she has these toes. 55 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,596 - (laughing) The toe thing. 56 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:41,657 Yes, go on. 57 00:02:41,723 --> 00:02:44,141 - You know how I feel about toes. 58 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,290 These are like lollipops. 59 00:02:47,983 --> 00:02:50,233 Each one of them just this, 60 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:54,167 but. 61 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:56,210 - What? - She's a white supremacist. 62 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,996 So, there goes that. 63 00:02:58,062 --> 00:02:59,145 - That sucks. 64 00:03:00,201 --> 00:03:03,976 - I'm just so tired of dating people who aren't like me. 65 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:06,209 Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 66 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,246 Yeah it looks good. 67 00:03:08,312 --> 00:03:10,044 - Looks very pretty too. 68 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:12,110 - Dig in. - Let's do it. 69 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,388 - Tab please. 70 00:03:14,454 --> 00:03:17,287 - [Bartender] Yeah that'll be $10. 71 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:19,859 Thanks man. 72 00:03:19,925 --> 00:03:22,508 (light music) 73 00:03:27,704 --> 00:03:29,704 - Bobby, how's it going? 74 00:03:31,105 --> 00:03:32,815 - Same old, same old. 75 00:03:32,881 --> 00:03:35,298 - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 76 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,649 Have you thought of just fixing them up? 77 00:03:39,715 --> 00:03:41,443 - That's a good idea. 78 00:03:41,509 --> 00:03:43,443 I should do that. 79 00:03:43,509 --> 00:03:44,342 Okay. 80 00:03:45,837 --> 00:03:48,642 (all laughing) 81 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,271 - You're crazy, you know that? 82 00:03:50,337 --> 00:03:54,331 - I know. Anyway, and he was not kidding. 83 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:56,376 Oh my God, I have to leave. 84 00:03:56,442 --> 00:03:58,034 I'm sorry, I have an interview. 85 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,017 - Oh. - Yes. 86 00:04:02,070 --> 00:04:04,841 I'm sure you girls will have a good time. 87 00:04:04,907 --> 00:04:07,130 - Well all the best, break a leg. 88 00:04:07,196 --> 00:04:08,415 - I'll see you later. 89 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:09,419 Good luck. 90 00:04:09,485 --> 00:04:10,806 Okay. - Good luck. 91 00:04:10,872 --> 00:04:12,539 - You'll be amazing. 92 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:16,643 I love him. - I know, me too. 93 00:04:16,709 --> 00:04:17,749 (both laughing) 94 00:04:17,815 --> 00:04:19,953 - So what do you do? 95 00:04:20,019 --> 00:04:23,384 - Well I work in Napa at a winery. 96 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:27,822 I handle all of the events and the wine club. 97 00:04:27,888 --> 00:04:29,389 - It sounds interesting. 98 00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:30,275 - It is. 99 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:31,572 What do you do? 100 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,709 - Oh, I'm a coder. 101 00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:37,358 A developer, I build mobile apps, websites. 102 00:04:39,077 --> 00:04:40,234 - Oh okay. 103 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,633 - Computer work. 104 00:04:43,155 --> 00:04:44,655 - Are you a gamer? 105 00:04:48,238 --> 00:04:50,307 - Where did you go to college? 106 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,337 - Um, I went to UC Santa Barbara. 107 00:04:52,403 --> 00:04:54,848 I absolutely loved it, it's a wonderful university. 108 00:04:54,914 --> 00:04:56,497 - So you have debt? 109 00:04:57,342 --> 00:05:02,102 - (chuckling) Yeah, the average 30,000. 110 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,361 What about you? 111 00:05:03,427 --> 00:05:04,695 - I studied in Argentina. 112 00:05:04,761 --> 00:05:07,702 Education there is free, so no. 113 00:05:07,768 --> 00:05:10,012 - Oh, how is the education? 114 00:05:10,078 --> 00:05:14,328 - Oh it's fantastic, some of the best in the world. 115 00:05:16,268 --> 00:05:18,058 Well, I'm a Republican. 116 00:05:18,124 --> 00:05:19,541 - I'm a Democrat. 117 00:05:23,547 --> 00:05:24,767 I like dogs. 118 00:05:24,833 --> 00:05:26,000 - I love dogs. 119 00:05:27,643 --> 00:05:28,820 Do you have a dog? 120 00:05:28,886 --> 00:05:29,969 - No, I wish. 121 00:05:30,987 --> 00:05:33,036 Um you know, I live alone, 122 00:05:33,102 --> 00:05:34,636 and I just couldn't imagine leaving a dog 123 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,412 at my house by itself all day. 124 00:05:36,478 --> 00:05:38,165 - No, I understand, yeah. 125 00:05:38,231 --> 00:05:39,125 - But I wish. 126 00:05:39,191 --> 00:05:40,604 - Yeah. 127 00:05:40,670 --> 00:05:41,526 - What about you? 128 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,376 - No, I don't have one either, but I have a daughter. 129 00:05:45,442 --> 00:05:46,487 - You do, how old is she? 130 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:47,522 - She's 16. 131 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:50,772 - Oh 16, she already started that teenage like eye rolling. 132 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:53,071 - Oh my gosh, all the time. 133 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:55,524 But she's wonderful. 134 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:57,364 Would you like to meet her? 135 00:05:57,430 --> 00:05:58,863 - Oh, I would love that. 136 00:05:58,929 --> 00:05:59,946 - Really? - Yeah. 137 00:06:00,012 --> 00:06:01,429 - How's tomorrow? 138 00:06:02,866 --> 00:06:06,116 - (giggling) Tomorrow? 139 00:06:07,394 --> 00:06:09,240 Tomorrow's great. 140 00:06:09,306 --> 00:06:10,139 - Awesome. 141 00:06:10,989 --> 00:06:12,363 Nice to finally meet you. 142 00:06:12,429 --> 00:06:16,109 - Ditto. (glasses clinking) 143 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:17,221 - Why do you even bother, 144 00:06:17,287 --> 00:06:19,512 it's not like any of them have been sane? 145 00:06:19,578 --> 00:06:21,688 - Well you have to keep trying right? 146 00:06:21,754 --> 00:06:23,462 If you want to find the good one, 147 00:06:23,528 --> 00:06:24,409 you're going to have to, 148 00:06:24,475 --> 00:06:25,387 you know there has to be a good one. 149 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:26,548 I'm cool, right? - Yeah, 150 00:06:26,614 --> 00:06:28,518 you would think you would might have found one 151 00:06:28,584 --> 00:06:29,784 in the last 50. 152 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:31,433 - 50, 50, whatever. 153 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:37,439 And this one, she's Bobby's friend so she has to be nice. 154 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,796 Can you just help me out already? 155 00:06:39,862 --> 00:06:40,754 (both sighing) 156 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:41,903 I'm sweating. 157 00:06:43,024 --> 00:06:48,024 (light music) (Liz grunting) 158 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:52,167 - Yeah! 159 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:03,357 (Liz collapsing) 160 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:12,744 Gotta get on. 161 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:13,643 Oh, no. 162 00:07:20,313 --> 00:07:22,896 (Liz groaning) 163 00:07:25,151 --> 00:07:27,922 - [Jane] Wow this sunset is gorgeous. 164 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:30,699 - [Liz] It's amazing how the sun kisses the rocks. 165 00:07:30,765 --> 00:07:32,723 - [Jane] I wouldn't mind kissing your lips. 166 00:07:32,789 --> 00:07:34,867 - [Liz] (giggling) Over there? 167 00:07:34,933 --> 00:07:37,100 - [Jane] Yes, that's good. 168 00:07:38,338 --> 00:07:41,271 - Is she gonna be okay? - Yes, she's gonna be fine 169 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:46,337 (both laughing) (soft music) 170 00:07:51,227 --> 00:07:52,276 Here's good. 171 00:07:52,342 --> 00:07:53,836 - A seat for my queen. 172 00:07:53,902 --> 00:07:54,902 - Thank You. 173 00:07:59,962 --> 00:08:01,450 Give me your hand. 174 00:08:01,516 --> 00:08:04,266 (romantic music) 175 00:08:07,178 --> 00:08:11,070 - Can I go farther down the beach to look for seashells? 176 00:08:11,136 --> 00:08:13,211 - [Jane] Yes, just make sure I can see you. 177 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:14,277 - Yeah yeah. 178 00:08:16,107 --> 00:08:18,173 - Isn't she a ray of sunshine? 179 00:08:18,239 --> 00:08:20,133 - Just like her mother. 180 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:23,343 (both laughing) 181 00:08:23,409 --> 00:08:27,909 - Thank you for being so understanding of my daughter. 182 00:08:30,889 --> 00:08:32,856 - Hey, I want you. 183 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:34,894 I'll take whatever comes with it. 184 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,460 (soft music) 185 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,683 Uh, anything but that. 186 00:08:44,248 --> 00:08:45,055 Please. 187 00:08:45,121 --> 00:08:45,954 - Okay. 188 00:08:51,706 --> 00:08:55,123 - What the hell is wrong with this beach? 189 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,292 - Ray of sunshine. 190 00:08:57,358 --> 00:09:00,025 - Where's my shit ton of stones? 191 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:01,899 Can we go? 192 00:09:04,097 --> 00:09:06,498 - I guess we better go (laughing). 193 00:09:06,564 --> 00:09:07,397 - Sure. 194 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:12,114 - All right Lindsay, let's go. 195 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:13,390 - Shoot. - Yeah, 196 00:09:13,456 --> 00:09:14,956 so Jane's amazing. 197 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:20,980 I mean she's like, she's perfect in so many ways. 198 00:09:21,046 --> 00:09:23,163 - So she's the right one? 199 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,138 - Yeah I think so, but, 200 00:09:25,204 --> 00:09:26,879 you know, I don't know, we we went out with her daughter, 201 00:09:26,945 --> 00:09:29,641 Lindsay, and we're walking down the beach, 202 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,844 and we're holding hands and everything's perfect, right? 203 00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:32,933 - Yeah, yeah. 204 00:09:32,999 --> 00:09:36,371 - So Lindsay goes off to play and we sit down. 205 00:09:36,437 --> 00:09:37,284 And we. 206 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:39,980 - No, come on you didn't. - We had our first kiss. 207 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,065 We did, it was beautiful. 208 00:09:42,131 --> 00:09:44,100 So we kissed, and it was magical, 209 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:48,336 and then you know how I love to kiss down the neck. 210 00:09:48,402 --> 00:09:51,965 And so I touch her neck, and she like freaks out. 211 00:09:52,031 --> 00:09:55,140 I mean I don't even know what I did, but I just, 212 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:57,426 I don't know, she just started to freak out 213 00:09:57,492 --> 00:10:00,976 and then of course Lindsay came back. 214 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:03,308 It was kind of over. So I don't know. 215 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:08,312 She's wonderful, and then she's not. 216 00:10:11,983 --> 00:10:16,034 - Maybe you just try to kiss her on the mouth. 217 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,174 - Yeah, yeah that's what she said. 218 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,190 (Bobby laughing) 219 00:10:22,256 --> 00:10:23,854 So we'll see, we'll see, 220 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,322 but you know I love spending time with her. 221 00:10:26,388 --> 00:10:28,872 She makes me laugh and she makes me smile 222 00:10:28,938 --> 00:10:30,105 and I'm happy. 223 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,158 - Well that's good. 224 00:10:33,224 --> 00:10:35,546 - She is wonderful. 225 00:10:35,612 --> 00:10:36,683 - I told you. 226 00:10:36,749 --> 00:10:38,960 - Yes, and beautiful. 227 00:10:39,026 --> 00:10:39,983 - Yes. 228 00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:41,536 - We had our first date. 229 00:10:41,602 --> 00:10:42,900 - Mm hm, and? 230 00:10:42,966 --> 00:10:44,560 - We were on the beach. 231 00:10:44,626 --> 00:10:46,295 I felt like a kid. 232 00:10:46,361 --> 00:10:47,839 Lindsay was there. 233 00:10:47,905 --> 00:10:52,660 We were holding hands, it was the perfect sunset. 234 00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:53,743 - Okay. 235 00:10:53,809 --> 00:10:55,455 - We go, and we have a seat, 236 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:56,953 - Uh huh. 237 00:10:57,019 --> 00:10:59,363 - And we had our first kiss. 238 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:01,833 It was like electricity. 239 00:11:01,899 --> 00:11:02,732 - Yes? 240 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:06,563 - Until she went to my neck. 241 00:11:06,629 --> 00:11:08,089 Like a vampire! 242 00:11:08,155 --> 00:11:10,450 (dramatic music) 243 00:11:10,516 --> 00:11:12,766 - Get over it. - It's gross! 244 00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:15,347 - You want to have sex with her? 245 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,551 - Yeah. - Let her kiss you in different places. 246 00:11:18,617 --> 00:11:23,284 Like start with your arms, work your way all the way up, 247 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,743 then maybe on the cheek, and then. 248 00:11:28,737 --> 00:11:29,974 - No, no. 249 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:30,873 No. 250 00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:33,574 - You'll be fine. 251 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,401 - No, it's not gonna happen. - Just try. 252 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,220 It's not gonna happen. 253 00:11:37,286 --> 00:11:41,284 - Come on. - Not the neck, not the neck. 254 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,933 - I can't help you. 255 00:11:46,434 --> 00:11:48,700 - Thank you so much for having me here for dinner. 256 00:11:48,766 --> 00:11:49,941 - My pleasure. 257 00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:52,894 - And such a beautiful place, and what a view. 258 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,435 - It is beautiful isn't it? 259 00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:57,282 (soft music) 260 00:11:57,348 --> 00:11:59,098 - Just like the host. 261 00:12:00,246 --> 00:12:04,579 Beautiful company, wonderful food, an amazing place. 262 00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,854 - And, I got you a gift. 263 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,900 - You didn't. 264 00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:10,799 - I did. 265 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,470 Don't go anywhere. 266 00:12:13,536 --> 00:12:14,731 - Of course not. 267 00:12:14,797 --> 00:12:17,297 (light music) 268 00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:31,628 - Well. - I didn't have time 269 00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:34,277 to stop by the flower shop, so. 270 00:12:36,248 --> 00:12:37,989 - They're beautiful. 271 00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:39,183 - I hope you like it. 272 00:12:39,249 --> 00:12:40,749 - I'm sure I will. 273 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,095 - You like it? 274 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:51,161 - I love it. 275 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,197 I'm gonna go try it on. 276 00:13:00,941 --> 00:13:03,524 (bright music) 277 00:13:24,684 --> 00:13:25,767 - Oh my gosh! 278 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,584 Oh my, you look beautiful. 279 00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:35,893 - Well you know my personal designer got it for me. 280 00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:38,294 - You look so sexy. 281 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,606 - But you're still dressed. 282 00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:40,505 - Uh-huh. 283 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,211 - Okay, well. 284 00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:44,110 Oh. 285 00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:07,098 Let's just... - No! 286 00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:10,300 Oh, no. This one stays here. 287 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,199 - Okay. 288 00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:13,701 - Yeah. 289 00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:18,075 - Oh. 290 00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,464 Okay. - Oh. 291 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:24,530 (Jane moaning) (bright music) 292 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:35,100 It was so good. 293 00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:37,988 Ah. 294 00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:40,199 That was quick. 295 00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,241 It was so good. 296 00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:48,890 (upbeat music) 297 00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:55,055 I need to go to the bathroom. 298 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,357 - Great. 299 00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:34,529 Jane? 300 00:16:37,069 --> 00:16:39,550 - So how's it going with Jane? 301 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,116 - It's going well. 302 00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:45,362 Uh, yeah (giggling). 303 00:16:45,428 --> 00:16:47,094 - That well? - Uh huh. 304 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,889 Well she invited me over for dinner, 305 00:16:49,955 --> 00:16:52,001 and Lindsay was at her father's. 306 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,145 But you know I didn't just assume, 307 00:16:54,211 --> 00:16:57,896 I went there open-minded, whatever was gonna happen. 308 00:16:57,962 --> 00:16:59,811 But then she got me a gift. 309 00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:04,877 - Uh huh. - And the gift was this beautiful, silky lingerie. 310 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,930 And then I was like uh huh, I knew exactly what that meant. 311 00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:11,594 So I went to the restroom, I changed, and I came out. 312 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,868 I was kind of strutting my stuff, I got into bed, 313 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,017 and then, boom, she went. 314 00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:19,568 (Liz laughing) - What do you mean? 315 00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:22,026 - She just orgasmed right there, 316 00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:24,474 left me in the dust. 317 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,661 - Okay, so? 318 00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:26,837 - So that was it. 319 00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:28,378 She got up and she left. 320 00:17:28,444 --> 00:17:32,584 And I'm like sitting there alone on the bed going uh hello? 321 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,317 - So she was loaded. 322 00:17:35,611 --> 00:17:37,778 - Yeah, but what about me? 323 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,440 I mean, don't I get some attention too? 324 00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:42,398 - Of course. 325 00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:45,734 - I mean I was so hot, I was putting on that lingerie, 326 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,761 and I knew she was there waiting for me, 327 00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:50,867 and I was ready, and then she just left me. 328 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:52,046 I don't know. 329 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:56,362 - Maybe you should try more often, I mean more sex. 330 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,084 - Oh. 331 00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:02,327 Yeah maybe she didn't have it for a long time, and she just. 332 00:18:02,393 --> 00:18:03,226 - Right. 333 00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:05,274 - That's a good idea. 334 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,210 All right. 335 00:18:06,276 --> 00:18:08,276 To more sex. (glasses clinking) - To more sex. 336 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,225 - Ooh (laughing). 337 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,791 - That gets better and better. 338 00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:18,303 - So you like Liz? 339 00:18:18,369 --> 00:18:19,786 - Yes, very much. 340 00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:22,650 And? - I invite her 341 00:18:22,716 --> 00:18:23,608 over to my house. 342 00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:28,251 - Mm hm. - And I cooked dinner for her and I got her a gift 343 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:30,567 that looked so sexy on her, 344 00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:32,802 so hot. 345 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:33,762 - Yes? 346 00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:35,745 - We go to the bedroom. 347 00:18:36,905 --> 00:18:39,755 I don't think she's romantic enough. 348 00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:41,555 She goes straight to it. 349 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,001 (funky music) 350 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,734 Like straight to it. 351 00:18:47,979 --> 00:18:51,312 - Maybe you try the feet thing with her. 352 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:54,967 - Oh. 353 00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:58,081 Yeah. 354 00:18:58,997 --> 00:19:00,080 - See? - Yeah. 355 00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:06,518 Yes (screaming). 356 00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:07,388 Keep that down. 357 00:19:07,454 --> 00:19:08,457 Let's keep that down. 358 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:09,655 Come here, get here. 359 00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,460 Come on, you can still get in. 360 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,276 Just keep that down. 361 00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:14,860 Let's just keep that down. 362 00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:18,509 Thanks. - Wait. - Oh (giggling). 363 00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:22,244 (both clamoring) 364 00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:29,082 - [Liz] Oh there you are. 365 00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:29,981 - Oh. 366 00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:31,991 Oh. 367 00:19:33,308 --> 00:19:34,141 Ah, feet. 368 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,738 - Oh. - Ow! 369 00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,181 Ow. 370 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,594 - [Liz] I'm sorry babe. 371 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,177 I'm sorry, just not the socks. 372 00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:44,410 Not the socks. 373 00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:47,679 I'm very sorry. - It's okay. 374 00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,049 That's better. - Oh. 375 00:19:49,115 --> 00:19:51,121 - Ah, much better. 376 00:19:51,187 --> 00:19:53,854 (Jane moaning). 377 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,271 That was much better. 378 00:19:57,337 --> 00:19:59,920 (bright music) 379 00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,701 - Did you just? 380 00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:06,600 - Ah shit. 381 00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:08,769 Oh. 382 00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:10,617 Oh, sorry baby. 383 00:20:10,683 --> 00:20:11,896 Okay, I got this. 384 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:12,854 Yes, let's do this. 385 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,420 (Liz panting) 386 00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:20,159 (Liz laughing) 387 00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:22,144 Okay, I gotta go get my daughter. 388 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,155 - Okay. 389 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,804 (bright music) 390 00:20:30,369 --> 00:20:32,702 You okay? - Yeah, yes, great. 391 00:20:40,353 --> 00:20:41,401 Oh! 392 00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:44,176 Uh oh. (Liz laughing) 393 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,223 - Do you need some help? 394 00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:47,934 - No, this is, it's good right? 395 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,500 It's good, uh huh. 396 00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:52,474 It's good. 397 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:55,982 Yeah, very good (laughing). 398 00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,715 (upbeat music) 399 00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:13,320 Yes. 400 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:16,700 - Okay, darling. 401 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:34,699 (energetic music) 402 00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:51,081 Ooh yeah. 403 00:21:53,652 --> 00:21:54,537 Holy hell. 404 00:21:54,603 --> 00:21:57,407 (tense music) 405 00:21:57,473 --> 00:21:58,806 Where did it go? 406 00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:09,907 - What the fuck is this? 407 00:22:09,973 --> 00:22:11,561 What are you? 408 00:22:11,627 --> 00:22:15,018 - I'm stuck. - What is is? - [Liz] Can you get me out of here? 409 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:15,917 Hey? 410 00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:19,037 Hey? - What the fuck? 411 00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:20,978 What is this? - Hey. 412 00:22:21,044 --> 00:22:23,235 Jane? - What is? - [Liz] Get me out of here. 413 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,384 - Oh my gosh. 414 00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:29,006 Is this how unsatisfied you are with me? 415 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,693 - [Liz] No, listen Jane. 416 00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:33,483 - Oh. - It's not that. 417 00:22:33,549 --> 00:22:35,602 - Do you really need to use this? 418 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:36,501 Is this? 419 00:22:37,949 --> 00:22:39,751 - Maybe if you show me some tits sometimes, 420 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:40,937 I'd be able to get off. 421 00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:43,593 But right now, just get me out of here. 422 00:22:43,659 --> 00:22:45,409 - Oh, this is so sad. 423 00:22:46,926 --> 00:22:49,284 How do you even use this? 424 00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:50,923 - Oh, I'd love to show you. 425 00:22:50,989 --> 00:22:52,602 - This is, oh shit, she's coming. 426 00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:53,560 She is coming. - Who's coming? 427 00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:54,484 - Lindsay's coming. 428 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:56,247 Her dad is bringing her. - Get me out! 429 00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:58,230 - Get out of there, inch lift. 430 00:22:58,296 --> 00:22:59,723 Come on, get out of there. 431 00:22:59,789 --> 00:23:02,183 - Ow! - Get out of there. - Ow, ow, ow. 432 00:23:02,249 --> 00:23:03,079 - Are you okay? 433 00:23:03,145 --> 00:23:03,978 Oh my God! 434 00:23:07,707 --> 00:23:09,953 Do you really have to use this? 435 00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:11,519 - Yeah I do. 436 00:23:11,585 --> 00:23:13,418 - Those are nice ones. 437 00:23:15,309 --> 00:23:17,707 (Liz laughing) 438 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:20,606 (energetic music) 439 00:23:28,403 --> 00:23:31,070 (both laughing) 440 00:23:33,199 --> 00:23:34,032 - Oh god. 441 00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:36,362 - My daughter! 442 00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:38,567 Oh! 443 00:23:41,774 --> 00:23:42,857 - Oh sweetie. 444 00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:52,919 Ah, this isn't working. 445 00:23:55,174 --> 00:23:56,797 - Maybe we need some help. 446 00:23:56,863 --> 00:23:59,196 - I think we need some help. 447 00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:04,986 - Hello, welcome and welcome. 448 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,236 My name is Jimmy Blue. 449 00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:11,885 My friends, they call me Gym, like the gym. 450 00:24:16,603 --> 00:24:17,947 What is your name? 451 00:24:18,013 --> 00:24:20,713 - I'm Jane. - Hello Jane, welcome. 452 00:24:20,779 --> 00:24:22,888 - Thank you. Hi. 453 00:24:22,954 --> 00:24:24,390 - And what is your name? 454 00:24:24,456 --> 00:24:26,025 - Hello, I'm Liz. 455 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:27,091 - Hello Liz. 456 00:24:28,037 --> 00:24:31,037 So which one of you, um, is the guy? 457 00:24:38,151 --> 00:24:39,318 Okay, neither. 458 00:24:40,475 --> 00:24:41,308 Okay. 459 00:24:42,721 --> 00:24:45,638 Let's pretend this is the pink doll 460 00:24:46,571 --> 00:24:48,738 and this is the blue doll. 461 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:52,863 Now Jane, you will be the blue doll. 462 00:24:54,622 --> 00:24:57,539 And Liz, you will be the pink doll. 463 00:24:59,126 --> 00:25:03,793 We will, when we work, we will work through these dolls. 464 00:25:05,251 --> 00:25:09,334 What I like to do is work individually, together. 465 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:17,476 And start soon. 466 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,890 - Okay. - Okay. 467 00:25:24,445 --> 00:25:25,904 - That's about it. 468 00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:28,509 (upbeat music) 469 00:25:28,575 --> 00:25:29,408 Okay. 470 00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:34,970 Get out. 471 00:25:41,636 --> 00:25:43,053 I got shit to do. 472 00:25:45,854 --> 00:25:47,787 You got something on you. 473 00:25:47,853 --> 00:25:50,686 I just don't want you to be dirty. 474 00:25:56,815 --> 00:25:59,580 - I don't like it when somebody touches my neck, 475 00:25:59,646 --> 00:26:01,396 let alone licking it. 476 00:26:02,255 --> 00:26:03,503 - That's not a problem. 477 00:26:03,569 --> 00:26:06,346 We'll take care of that right away. 478 00:26:06,412 --> 00:26:08,057 You want the problem to be gone? 479 00:26:08,123 --> 00:26:09,158 - Yes. 480 00:26:09,224 --> 00:26:10,057 - Okay. 481 00:26:12,147 --> 00:26:13,480 Are you ready? 482 00:26:13,546 --> 00:26:14,712 - Yes. 483 00:26:14,778 --> 00:26:17,278 - Okay, all right, stay still. 484 00:26:20,938 --> 00:26:21,855 Here we go. 485 00:26:24,759 --> 00:26:26,009 - What is that? 486 00:26:26,848 --> 00:26:28,931 - It's soothing neck rub. 487 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,058 - It feels. - It will take away 488 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,898 all your worries. - It feels weird. 489 00:26:33,964 --> 00:26:34,797 It feels. 490 00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:36,938 (Jane gagging) 491 00:26:37,004 --> 00:26:38,394 It's itching. 492 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,134 It's itching. 493 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,742 - Now, you want me to take it off? 494 00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:44,408 - Yes! Yes. 495 00:26:44,474 --> 00:26:45,907 - Do you want me to take it off? 496 00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:47,290 - Yes! - The only way 497 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:50,164 I can take it off is if I lick it off. 498 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:51,161 - No, no, no. 499 00:26:51,227 --> 00:26:52,660 - You want me to lick it off? 500 00:26:52,726 --> 00:26:53,825 - No, no. 501 00:26:53,891 --> 00:26:55,214 - Do you want it off? 502 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,201 - Yes, yes. - Then I'll lick it off. 503 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,870 - No! Okay! 504 00:26:58,936 --> 00:27:01,602 - All right. - It's itching! - Tilt your head back. 505 00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:05,792 Mm. 506 00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:06,691 - Oh. 507 00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:08,967 - How is that? 508 00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:09,950 - It works. 509 00:27:11,218 --> 00:27:12,135 It's magic. 510 00:27:16,091 --> 00:27:19,174 Wait, why is your tongue not itching? 511 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:23,856 - Well, it only last for a while. 512 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:28,027 (funky music) - Uh. 513 00:27:29,238 --> 00:27:30,071 What? 514 00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:32,777 - Hey. 515 00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:34,262 - Sorry I'm late. 516 00:27:34,328 --> 00:27:36,985 You have no idea, my day has been so crazy. 517 00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:37,884 Thank you. 518 00:27:40,112 --> 00:27:41,695 So what's going on? 519 00:27:42,602 --> 00:27:44,685 - Terrible, terrible day. 520 00:27:46,597 --> 00:27:48,833 Liz won't let me look at her toes. 521 00:27:48,899 --> 00:27:51,859 She won't, she's wearing socks all the time. 522 00:27:51,925 --> 00:27:53,425 Like all the time. 523 00:27:55,414 --> 00:27:57,545 - Well have you showed her some? 524 00:27:57,611 --> 00:27:59,900 - Oh my gosh, you're naked. 525 00:27:59,966 --> 00:28:04,247 - Yeah I was with my boyfriend and then I had to leave, 526 00:28:04,313 --> 00:28:08,163 and now I'm here, and really I was hoping for a good time. 527 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,912 (both sighing) 528 00:28:09,978 --> 00:28:12,207 So anyway, how are you? 529 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,982 - Well except for this and all the types of socks, 530 00:28:15,048 --> 00:28:18,150 she wears socks in the shower. 531 00:28:18,216 --> 00:28:19,526 Who does that? 532 00:28:19,592 --> 00:28:21,999 Socks in the shower? 533 00:28:22,065 --> 00:28:24,520 - Why are you wearing this? 534 00:28:24,586 --> 00:28:25,517 This is crazy. 535 00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:27,121 - It's good for the relationship. 536 00:28:27,187 --> 00:28:29,459 Dr. Blue said I have to try this. 537 00:28:29,525 --> 00:28:32,842 - Jane, that won't solve your problems. 538 00:28:32,908 --> 00:28:35,889 - I just have to give it a try. 539 00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:39,770 - No really, I'm in a hurry, I need to leave. 540 00:28:39,836 --> 00:28:42,145 - No, we're just getting started. 541 00:28:42,211 --> 00:28:43,244 - No, no. 542 00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:44,446 Really, not today. 543 00:28:44,512 --> 00:28:46,971 Not today. - Oh, Bobby. 544 00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:48,632 - No. - Oh. 545 00:28:48,698 --> 00:28:50,076 - [Bobby] Honey, I love you. 546 00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:51,559 - I love you too. 547 00:29:01,977 --> 00:29:03,625 - Welcome back Liz. 548 00:29:03,691 --> 00:29:05,988 How's your orgasms? 549 00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:08,221 - Well thank, you, and um, 550 00:29:09,473 --> 00:29:13,239 you know they're just fine by myself. 551 00:29:13,305 --> 00:29:15,643 I don't know, I try it with Jane and it just doesn't work. 552 00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:16,675 I'm not exactly sure why. 553 00:29:16,741 --> 00:29:18,773 - We're gonna have to fix that 554 00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:21,169 because you deserve orgasms. 555 00:29:21,235 --> 00:29:23,027 - Why, thank you. 556 00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:24,139 - Good. 557 00:29:24,205 --> 00:29:28,681 Now why do you always wear socks on your feet? 558 00:29:28,747 --> 00:29:31,699 - Um, I'm just a little bit shy about my feet that's all. 559 00:29:31,765 --> 00:29:33,348 - Shy about your feet? 560 00:29:33,414 --> 00:29:34,622 - Yeah. 561 00:29:34,688 --> 00:29:35,521 - Oh. 562 00:29:38,399 --> 00:29:39,566 Take them off. 563 00:29:41,451 --> 00:29:42,284 - No. 564 00:29:43,277 --> 00:29:44,544 - What? 565 00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:46,214 - No, I'm not taking my socks off. 566 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,685 - Take your socks off! 567 00:29:47,751 --> 00:29:49,908 - No! - Take 'em off now! 568 00:29:49,974 --> 00:29:50,804 - No! 569 00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:53,244 Try something else, I'm not gonna take off my socks! 570 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,607 - You want me to take your socks off? 571 00:29:54,673 --> 00:29:56,952 - No, I do not want you to take my socks off. - I will take your socks off. 572 00:29:57,018 --> 00:29:58,034 - No. - I will, 573 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,249 I will take your socks off. - No, don't you dare! 574 00:30:00,315 --> 00:30:01,290 - Yes I will take these socks off. 575 00:30:01,356 --> 00:30:03,379 I will take your socks off, come here. 576 00:30:03,445 --> 00:30:05,414 Yes I will, Liz. 577 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,397 Yes I will. 578 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:11,791 I am not kidding, I will get these socks. 579 00:30:11,857 --> 00:30:12,917 - Help. 580 00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:14,445 - Yes, I will get 581 00:30:14,511 --> 00:30:16,580 these socks. - No! Let go of my socks. 582 00:30:16,646 --> 00:30:18,360 Let go of my socks, no! 583 00:30:18,426 --> 00:30:19,343 No, no, no! 584 00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:23,666 (both screaming) 585 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,422 - Wow! 586 00:30:28,715 --> 00:30:29,548 Okay Liz. 587 00:30:30,570 --> 00:30:31,570 That's okay. 588 00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:35,633 Keep 'em on. 589 00:30:35,699 --> 00:30:37,354 Put your socks back on. 590 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:40,087 (upbeat music) 591 00:30:41,814 --> 00:30:42,647 Ugh. 592 00:30:46,031 --> 00:30:47,713 (Liz vocalizing) 593 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,171 - Boom. 594 00:30:49,237 --> 00:30:51,944 (Liz vocalizing) 595 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:55,635 Boom! (both laughing) 596 00:30:58,348 --> 00:30:59,710 What do you think? 597 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,143 - It matches my dress. 598 00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:04,865 - It does, look we're color coordinated. 599 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,820 Boing! (both laughing) 600 00:31:06,886 --> 00:31:08,692 - Shouldn't it stay up? 601 00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:10,580 - I don't know but feel it, feel it. 602 00:31:10,646 --> 00:31:12,103 It's all squishy. 603 00:31:12,169 --> 00:31:13,251 - Can you feel it? 604 00:31:13,317 --> 00:31:15,984 (both laughing) 605 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,125 - Oh, sweetie. 606 00:31:19,374 --> 00:31:22,910 All right, roll over and bend over, darlin'. 607 00:31:22,976 --> 00:31:25,380 - Sure captain, let's do this. 608 00:31:25,446 --> 00:31:26,279 Oh, okay. 609 00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:28,873 - We'll see how this works here. 610 00:31:28,939 --> 00:31:30,553 - All right, let's try it, let's figure it out. 611 00:31:30,619 --> 00:31:31,897 Alrighty. 612 00:31:31,963 --> 00:31:32,980 - No, it stays, it stays. 613 00:31:33,046 --> 00:31:34,841 - Oh, okay (laughing). 614 00:31:34,907 --> 00:31:35,997 - I got this, I got this. 615 00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,046 - Alrighty. 616 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:37,945 All right. 617 00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,401 That's funny that they're color coordinated. 618 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:43,967 - Yep. (bright music) 619 00:31:44,953 --> 00:31:46,663 - All right. 620 00:31:46,729 --> 00:31:47,925 - Yes, let's try this. 621 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:49,027 - All right. 622 00:31:49,093 --> 00:31:51,811 Yee haw, let's get going here. 623 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,280 Yee haw! 624 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,407 - Maybe some oil would be better? 625 00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:56,306 Just, oh! 626 00:31:57,187 --> 00:31:59,307 No, no, no, I'm not going there. 627 00:31:59,373 --> 00:32:00,899 Not going there. 628 00:32:00,965 --> 00:32:02,916 Uh uh. No no. 629 00:32:02,982 --> 00:32:04,065 - Okay, okay. 630 00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:06,817 - Good. 631 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:08,114 - Alrighty, um. 632 00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:09,302 - I'm not sure about this. 633 00:32:09,368 --> 00:32:10,201 - Okay. 634 00:32:11,647 --> 00:32:14,233 - She shows up with all this equipment. 635 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,299 And she wants to use it. 636 00:32:17,198 --> 00:32:18,240 From behind! 637 00:32:18,306 --> 00:32:20,093 - Of course. - In what world? 638 00:32:20,159 --> 00:32:23,364 - What do you think we are doing, my man and I? 639 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:25,865 - I don't want to think what you're doing, your man and you. 640 00:32:25,931 --> 00:32:30,410 (Bobby sighing) - Listen, and I don't want to hear what you are doing 641 00:32:30,476 --> 00:32:32,250 or not doing. 642 00:32:32,316 --> 00:32:33,221 - Oh, Bobby. 643 00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:34,569 - Really, no. 644 00:32:34,635 --> 00:32:36,912 No, this is getting over my top. 645 00:32:36,978 --> 00:32:40,124 I have my own problems, can't you see? 646 00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:41,082 - You do? 647 00:32:41,148 --> 00:32:43,648 (light music) 648 00:32:46,095 --> 00:32:48,686 She won't take her socks off. 649 00:32:48,752 --> 00:32:50,058 - Hmm. 650 00:32:50,124 --> 00:32:52,957 Have you loosened up your ass yet? 651 00:32:55,272 --> 00:32:56,617 Never mind! 652 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,040 Let's get started. Turn around. 653 00:32:59,106 --> 00:33:01,340 All right, hands on your hip. 654 00:33:01,406 --> 00:33:02,573 Squat, thrust, 655 00:33:05,081 --> 00:33:07,553 squat, thrust, squat, thrust, squat thrust. 656 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,148 You got it, you got it? 657 00:33:09,214 --> 00:33:10,359 - Maybe you're going too fast. 658 00:33:10,425 --> 00:33:11,505 Oh, I can figure it out. 659 00:33:11,571 --> 00:33:12,874 - No you can't just figure it out. 660 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:14,432 - How far do I go? 661 00:33:14,498 --> 00:33:15,834 - Keep going. 662 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:16,792 - Oh! - Go! 663 00:33:16,858 --> 00:33:19,358 (light music) 664 00:33:20,653 --> 00:33:22,368 - Is that okay? 665 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,084 Why are we even doing this? 666 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:25,918 I don't even like butt play. 667 00:33:25,984 --> 00:33:28,428 - All right, all right. 668 00:33:28,494 --> 00:33:30,734 We'll stop the squatting. 669 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,243 Put your hat on. - Oh. 670 00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:35,010 - All right, you ready to take off your clothes yet? 671 00:33:35,076 --> 00:33:37,127 - No, I don't want to take 'em, 672 00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:38,770 ow! - Leave the hat on. 673 00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:42,253 Now, I am going to take off your clothes. 674 00:33:43,529 --> 00:33:45,727 - [Jane] Okay fuck it, just do it! 675 00:33:45,793 --> 00:33:47,460 - Okay, turn around. 676 00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:53,448 This is for your own good. 677 00:33:53,514 --> 00:33:54,597 Good therapy. 678 00:33:56,767 --> 00:34:00,017 Jane, you are too attached to clothing. 679 00:34:01,345 --> 00:34:02,262 Here we go. 680 00:34:05,371 --> 00:34:06,925 How's that? 681 00:34:06,991 --> 00:34:09,574 (Jane sighing) 682 00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:13,164 Exactly! 683 00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:17,102 I've been trying to relax your ass. 684 00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:19,943 - Oh. 685 00:34:22,985 --> 00:34:25,652 I'm still not doing anal though. 686 00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:28,534 - Oh. 687 00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,693 Hi, Liz. 688 00:34:36,759 --> 00:34:37,568 - Hello. 689 00:34:37,634 --> 00:34:38,895 - Welcome back. 690 00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:40,432 - Thank you. 691 00:34:40,498 --> 00:34:42,933 - Okay, you remember the pink doll? 692 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,517 - Mm hm. - I gave you the pink doll 693 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,997 because your cheeks are so pink and pretty. 694 00:34:47,063 --> 00:34:48,110 - Aw, thank you. 695 00:34:48,176 --> 00:34:50,850 - We're gonna be working with the pink doll 696 00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:53,150 and so we're gonna work through this doll 697 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,216 to release your orgasms, 698 00:34:56,232 --> 00:35:00,103 because you have a lot of orgasms backed up. 699 00:35:00,169 --> 00:35:01,002 - Okay. 700 00:35:01,941 --> 00:35:03,225 - Are you ready? 701 00:35:03,291 --> 00:35:04,099 - Sure. 702 00:35:04,165 --> 00:35:06,095 - Okay, the first thing we're gonna do 703 00:35:06,161 --> 00:35:08,085 is loosen up your legs. 704 00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:11,218 I mean they're all tied up, stretch them out. 705 00:35:11,284 --> 00:35:12,451 - Okay. - Okay. 706 00:35:14,895 --> 00:35:19,085 Very good, and just open them up just a little bit, like. 707 00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:20,590 Yes. 708 00:35:20,656 --> 00:35:21,514 All right. 709 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,974 Now put your hands in a prayer position. 710 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:30,935 Like that. And I want you to cross your thumbs over each other. 711 00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:33,740 Like that. That's right. - Okay. 712 00:35:33,806 --> 00:35:35,987 - And press your hands together tight. 713 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:40,364 I want you to take your prayer and turn your hands down 714 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:43,180 into your orgasm area right here. 715 00:35:44,438 --> 00:35:46,033 Okay, can you do that? 716 00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:48,811 And then I want you to close up your legs 717 00:35:48,877 --> 00:35:50,219 tightly. 718 00:35:50,285 --> 00:35:51,594 Okay. 719 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:53,327 As tight as you can. 720 00:35:54,663 --> 00:35:56,917 How does that feel? 721 00:35:56,983 --> 00:35:57,900 - Uh, okay. 722 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,515 - Okay, let's try something else. 723 00:36:01,581 --> 00:36:05,153 (upbeat music) I want you to take your left leg 724 00:36:05,219 --> 00:36:06,969 and turn it into a V. 725 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,688 Can you do that? 726 00:36:09,754 --> 00:36:10,646 Very good. 727 00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:12,935 You're limber, Liz. 728 00:36:13,001 --> 00:36:15,918 Okay, oh, no, no, no, no, your hands (clapping), 729 00:36:15,984 --> 00:36:17,226 your hands. 730 00:36:17,292 --> 00:36:18,929 - Okay. - Cross the thumbs. 731 00:36:18,995 --> 00:36:20,285 Oh my goodness. 732 00:36:20,351 --> 00:36:21,184 Oh, okay. 733 00:36:22,378 --> 00:36:23,201 All right. 734 00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:24,221 Yeah. 735 00:36:24,287 --> 00:36:26,104 Liz, it's sacred. 736 00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:30,003 Okay, now take your praying hands and put 'em 737 00:36:30,069 --> 00:36:32,069 between your orgasm area 738 00:36:34,003 --> 00:36:35,003 and push in. 739 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:39,792 And I want you to bend forward and back three times. 740 00:36:39,858 --> 00:36:41,696 And on the third time, 741 00:36:41,762 --> 00:36:45,237 I want you to quickly look to your left, okay? 742 00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:46,413 - Okay. - You got it? 743 00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:49,062 - All right. - You ready? - Yeah. - Go. 744 00:36:49,128 --> 00:36:49,961 One, 745 00:36:50,905 --> 00:36:51,738 two, 746 00:36:52,686 --> 00:36:53,935 three, left Liz. 747 00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:56,501 (Liz moaning) 748 00:36:57,630 --> 00:37:00,213 (Liz laughing) 749 00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,870 Liz (clapping), keep them there. 750 00:37:04,936 --> 00:37:06,331 - That was amazing! 751 00:37:06,397 --> 00:37:07,230 - I know. 752 00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:11,340 Very good. You want to try some more? 753 00:37:11,406 --> 00:37:13,982 - Yeah. - Exciting? - Yeah! 754 00:37:14,048 --> 00:37:15,776 - [Gym] And a little dangerous. 755 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:16,897 - (giggling) Sure. 756 00:37:16,963 --> 00:37:18,618 - Okay, you ready? 757 00:37:18,684 --> 00:37:20,267 Grab your pigtails. 758 00:37:21,152 --> 00:37:22,364 Okay. 759 00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:24,257 And I want you to crisscross 'em. 760 00:37:24,323 --> 00:37:26,329 Cross 'em under your chin. 761 00:37:26,395 --> 00:37:27,857 Under your chin. 762 00:37:27,923 --> 00:37:31,178 - Okay? - And then a little bit on your throat. 763 00:37:31,244 --> 00:37:34,097 This is gonna be something a little dangerous, okay? 764 00:37:34,163 --> 00:37:35,845 - Okay. - But it's gonna work. 765 00:37:35,911 --> 00:37:38,314 Okay, now pull 'em tighter. 766 00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:41,863 A little bit tighter, and slowly just pull them tighter, 767 00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:44,012 as tight as you can take. 768 00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:46,696 Tighter, Liz! 769 00:37:46,762 --> 00:37:50,012 Come on. (Liz panting) 770 00:37:52,664 --> 00:37:55,247 (Liz laughing) 771 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,027 - Oh my God. 772 00:38:01,431 --> 00:38:02,264 - I know. 773 00:38:03,444 --> 00:38:04,277 I know. 774 00:38:05,436 --> 00:38:08,436 That's called crisscross applesauce. 775 00:38:09,507 --> 00:38:11,090 Don't tell anybody. 776 00:38:11,929 --> 00:38:13,096 Okay, get out. 777 00:38:15,222 --> 00:38:18,268 (Liz chuckling) Bye bye. 778 00:38:18,334 --> 00:38:19,167 Bye bye. 779 00:38:21,146 --> 00:38:21,979 - Okay. 780 00:38:26,528 --> 00:38:28,278 - Huh, so much to do. 781 00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:32,894 - Hey, you're still alive? 782 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,793 - Yeah. 783 00:38:36,938 --> 00:38:38,199 - Yeah what? 784 00:38:38,265 --> 00:38:39,900 You know, you made me rush over 785 00:38:39,966 --> 00:38:42,317 and I got makeup all over my dress. 786 00:38:42,383 --> 00:38:43,716 - Oh, I'm sorry. 787 00:38:44,564 --> 00:38:46,064 - Sorry, fuck you. 788 00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:51,119 - I think I love Jane. 789 00:38:51,185 --> 00:38:52,852 - Oh, you love Jane. 790 00:38:53,718 --> 00:38:54,551 And? 791 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:56,933 - And 792 00:38:58,396 --> 00:38:59,495 do you like toys? 793 00:38:59,561 --> 00:39:01,311 - I do. - I like toys. 794 00:39:02,702 --> 00:39:04,702 Jane does not like toys. 795 00:39:06,308 --> 00:39:08,253 - Oh these kind of toys. 796 00:39:08,319 --> 00:39:10,652 Well, why don't you grow up? 797 00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:17,605 - You know she's been wearing scarves lately. 798 00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:19,481 - So? 799 00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:24,024 - She wears scarves because if she itches, 800 00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:26,848 then I get to kiss it (laughing). 801 00:39:26,914 --> 00:39:28,671 Itch and stairs. 802 00:39:28,737 --> 00:39:30,820 We're seeing a therapist. 803 00:39:31,819 --> 00:39:32,652 - Oh. 804 00:39:33,862 --> 00:39:36,272 - She told Jane that if she wears itchy scarves, 805 00:39:36,338 --> 00:39:40,178 then I can kiss it (laughing). 806 00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:41,267 You know what else? 807 00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:42,316 - What else? 808 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:45,048 - She made me orgasm in like 10 seconds. 809 00:39:45,114 --> 00:39:46,864 - Good, good for you. 810 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,719 How much did you drink anyways? 811 00:39:53,785 --> 00:39:56,490 - I don't know, but I just got paid. 812 00:39:56,556 --> 00:39:59,727 - Oh good, then we can have more. 813 00:39:59,793 --> 00:40:01,030 - Look (giggling). 814 00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,816 - Wow. Okay. 815 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:06,102 That's good stuff. 816 00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,623 - Hello. - Hello. 817 00:40:10,689 --> 00:40:11,841 - [Both] Hello. 818 00:40:11,907 --> 00:40:15,318 (both laughing) 819 00:40:15,384 --> 00:40:17,167 - I am Bianca. 820 00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:18,400 - I am Narnia. 821 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,255 - Would you like to play a game with me? 822 00:40:22,321 --> 00:40:24,405 - Yes, I want to play a game. 823 00:40:24,471 --> 00:40:25,937 - Let's play. 824 00:40:26,003 --> 00:40:27,174 So 825 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,323 Let's, my leg goes there. 826 00:40:30,788 --> 00:40:32,788 - And my leg goes there. 827 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:36,995 - And then my leg goes. 828 00:40:37,061 --> 00:40:38,251 - Chili Peppers! 829 00:40:38,317 --> 00:40:39,843 - 'Cause I like it hot. 830 00:40:39,909 --> 00:40:42,676 - (giggling) Me too. 831 00:40:42,742 --> 00:40:44,286 - So just watch me. 832 00:40:44,352 --> 00:40:45,586 - Oh yes, 833 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,389 and my other leg is gonna go somewhere 834 00:40:48,455 --> 00:40:50,002 also hot chili pepper. 835 00:40:50,068 --> 00:40:51,932 (Liz laughing) 836 00:40:51,998 --> 00:40:53,288 Here, or here. 837 00:40:53,354 --> 00:40:55,402 (speaking in foreign language) 838 00:40:55,468 --> 00:40:56,301 All right. 839 00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:03,669 (both screaming) 840 00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:08,160 It not work very well. 841 00:41:08,226 --> 00:41:09,450 - Not work very well. 842 00:41:09,516 --> 00:41:10,530 - Not very well. 843 00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:11,685 - No. 844 00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:12,600 Let's try something else. 845 00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:13,828 - Something else. 846 00:41:13,894 --> 00:41:16,587 Bobby said, Bobby says kiss my arm. 847 00:41:16,653 --> 00:41:17,458 - Ah. 848 00:41:17,524 --> 00:41:18,676 Oh! 849 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:20,722 (Liz kissing) 850 00:41:20,788 --> 00:41:22,007 - And my cheek. 851 00:41:22,073 --> 00:41:23,520 - (gasping) Your cheek! 852 00:41:23,586 --> 00:41:24,858 (Liz kissing) And my neck. 853 00:41:24,924 --> 00:41:26,214 - (gasping) Your neck! 854 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,060 (Liz kissing) - Not the neck, not the neck. 855 00:41:28,126 --> 00:41:28,940 Not the neck. 856 00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:30,076 Bobby was wrong, Bobby was wrong. 857 00:41:30,142 --> 00:41:32,227 - Bianca likes to kiss your neck. 858 00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:34,093 - Narnia doesn't like the neck. 859 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:35,759 - Oh. Okay. 860 00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:38,046 (gasping) I know, let's pull your hair. 861 00:41:38,112 --> 00:41:40,188 - Yes, I like this. 862 00:41:40,254 --> 00:41:42,301 - Cross, criss cross applesauce. 863 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,890 - Okay, criss cross. 864 00:41:43,956 --> 00:41:45,491 My mama told me this. 865 00:41:45,557 --> 00:41:46,610 - Your mother? 866 00:41:46,676 --> 00:41:49,343 (both laughing) 867 00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:57,448 - You know, I'm so sick and tired of both of them. 868 00:41:57,514 --> 00:42:00,260 Now they're bitching all the time about bad sex. 869 00:42:00,326 --> 00:42:01,159 - Oh man. 870 00:42:02,326 --> 00:42:04,863 How about if we break 'em up? 871 00:42:04,929 --> 00:42:05,794 - That's a good idea. 872 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:08,340 Let's do that. - Yeah, let's do that. 873 00:42:08,406 --> 00:42:10,205 You know how about if we? 874 00:42:10,271 --> 00:42:12,558 - Thank you so much for inviting us here, Bobby. 875 00:42:12,624 --> 00:42:13,714 - Sure, you're welcome. 876 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:16,915 - And thank you for setting us up. 877 00:42:16,981 --> 00:42:18,156 - You're welcome too. 878 00:42:18,222 --> 00:42:19,271 - Cheers to that. 879 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,167 - Cheers to that. 880 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:21,903 (glass clinking) - Cheers. 881 00:42:21,969 --> 00:42:23,569 - Bartender, can I have another. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 882 00:42:23,635 --> 00:42:25,235 - Dude. - There you go. You all right there, pal? 883 00:42:25,301 --> 00:42:27,555 - I think so. - [Bartender] Okay. 884 00:42:27,621 --> 00:42:28,894 - There you go. 885 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,117 - [Bartender] This is the last one though, bud. 886 00:42:31,183 --> 00:42:32,794 (Liz chuckling) - Cheers. 887 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,298 - Cheers. (glass clinking) 888 00:42:34,364 --> 00:42:35,197 - Salute. 889 00:42:37,677 --> 00:42:40,275 Okay, excuse me, I need to use the restroom. 890 00:42:40,341 --> 00:42:41,765 - All right. - I'll be right back. 891 00:42:41,831 --> 00:42:43,935 Pardon me. - I'll be right here. 892 00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:45,870 - Can you bring me a new one? 893 00:42:45,936 --> 00:42:47,378 - [Bartender] Yeah sure, you want to stick with Hefeweizen 894 00:42:47,444 --> 00:42:48,439 or try something different? 895 00:42:48,505 --> 00:42:49,397 - Hi. - No, no, 896 00:42:49,463 --> 00:42:51,263 I'll stick with that. - I've been checking you out. 897 00:42:51,329 --> 00:42:52,386 You're gorgeous. - Shots? 898 00:42:52,452 --> 00:42:54,052 - Thank you. - No, no. - Call me. (Bobby laughing) 899 00:42:54,118 --> 00:42:55,349 - Shots yesterday. - No shots tonight, no. 900 00:42:55,415 --> 00:42:56,308 - Call me. 901 00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:57,392 - I still feel them. 902 00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:59,246 - [Bartender] Yeah. I mean, you did like 12 last night. 903 00:42:59,312 --> 00:43:00,903 - Right, right, yeah. 904 00:43:00,969 --> 00:43:02,197 No, I'll stick to the beer. 905 00:43:02,263 --> 00:43:03,142 - Okay. - But bring me a new one. 906 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,934 (light music) 907 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,185 - Excuse me, excuse me. 908 00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:09,952 What the hell just happened? 909 00:43:10,018 --> 00:43:11,322 - What are you talking about? - This is my girlfriend 910 00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:12,255 over here. - Sorry. 911 00:43:12,321 --> 00:43:13,154 - Okay? 912 00:43:14,017 --> 00:43:15,481 What did you just, were you flirting with her? 913 00:43:15,547 --> 00:43:16,554 Is that what it was? 914 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,940 - I can't believe this. 915 00:43:18,006 --> 00:43:19,636 - You can't, I can't believe this. 916 00:43:19,702 --> 00:43:21,095 - Oh my God, it was nothing! 917 00:43:21,161 --> 00:43:22,967 - You let a stranger - Nothing happened! Give her your phone number? 918 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:24,335 - Nothing happened! - No! 919 00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,470 No! (both clamoring) 920 00:43:26,536 --> 00:43:28,339 Stop it! - What? - What? 921 00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:29,808 - I can't take that anymore! 922 00:43:29,874 --> 00:43:31,919 You're fighting all the time! 923 00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:34,477 I don't want to be part of that anymore, 924 00:43:34,543 --> 00:43:38,710 so just don't call me, I'm sick and tired of that. 925 00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:43,888 So, don't call me until you get your shit together. 926 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:47,025 I don't want to be your friend anymore, I'm leaving. 927 00:43:47,091 --> 00:43:48,757 - What? Bobby? 928 00:43:50,988 --> 00:43:52,411 You see what you did? 929 00:43:52,477 --> 00:43:53,463 - What I did? 930 00:43:53,529 --> 00:43:56,603 What I did? - Yeah, you overreact about every single bloody thing. 931 00:43:56,669 --> 00:43:57,906 Nothing happened. 932 00:43:57,972 --> 00:43:59,964 - You're the one taking a phone number from that 933 00:44:00,030 --> 00:44:02,621 yellow piece of paper. - Nothing happened. 934 00:44:02,687 --> 00:44:05,152 Yeah, are you? - I didn't take the bloody number, okay? 935 00:44:05,218 --> 00:44:06,134 - Seriously. - I did not. 936 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,288 - I saw you take it. - Take the number. 937 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:09,998 - I saw you take it. 938 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,927 I was coming from the bathroom and I saw you 939 00:44:11,993 --> 00:44:13,791 taking the number. - Ladies, ladies, please ladies. 940 00:44:13,857 --> 00:44:16,105 - What? - Check it out. 941 00:44:16,171 --> 00:44:18,254 She didn't take the number, she crumpled it up 942 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,030 and it dropped it on the floor. 943 00:44:20,096 --> 00:44:22,419 Trust me, look it's still on the floor right now. 944 00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:25,654 (light music) 945 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,553 - Right here, darling. 946 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520 You love me. 947 00:44:35,972 --> 00:44:37,564 (Liz giggling) 948 00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:39,047 - I'm sorry baby. 949 00:44:40,397 --> 00:44:42,714 - I love it when you get angry like that. 950 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,067 It turns me on (laughing). 951 00:44:45,133 --> 00:44:47,300 - Oh, what are you saying? 952 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,833 - Let's get out of here. 953 00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:52,208 - Let's do it. (both laughing) 954 00:44:52,274 --> 00:44:53,107 Excuse me. 955 00:44:56,347 --> 00:44:58,203 (soft music) 956 00:44:58,269 --> 00:45:00,143 - So Lindsay, how was school today? 957 00:45:00,209 --> 00:45:01,030 - It was good. 958 00:45:01,096 --> 00:45:03,500 In history we learned about the Revolutionary War. 959 00:45:03,566 --> 00:45:07,483 The first shots were fired on April 19th, 1775, 960 00:45:09,382 --> 00:45:10,532 in Lexington, Mass. 961 00:45:10,598 --> 00:45:12,345 - Hmm, I didn't know that. 962 00:45:12,411 --> 00:45:13,548 - Yeah. 963 00:45:13,614 --> 00:45:16,348 In home economics, we finished our knitting projects. 964 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:18,145 I made you a scarf, because I noticed you've been wearing 965 00:45:18,211 --> 00:45:19,585 a lot of wool lately. 966 00:45:19,651 --> 00:45:21,388 - Thank you sweetie. 967 00:45:21,454 --> 00:45:22,389 - Sure thing. 968 00:45:22,455 --> 00:45:25,005 And then after home economics, we went to health class 969 00:45:25,071 --> 00:45:26,408 and we learned that some plastics 970 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,354 and sex products can be bad for you. 971 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,148 I asked about your dildo 972 00:45:31,214 --> 00:45:33,949 and she said that over time it could give you a rash 973 00:45:34,015 --> 00:45:35,055 on your labia. 974 00:45:35,121 --> 00:45:39,371 So I suggest getting an FDA-approved one next time. 975 00:45:40,982 --> 00:45:41,815 Mm hm. 976 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:47,861 Can I go play with the ducks? 977 00:45:47,927 --> 00:45:51,094 - Yes, you can go play with the ducks. 978 00:45:51,932 --> 00:45:53,487 (both laughing) 979 00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:54,386 Oh my God. 980 00:45:56,974 --> 00:45:58,714 - I bet you she was in front of the whole class 981 00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:02,348 saying my mom and her girlfriend had this dildo. 982 00:46:02,414 --> 00:46:05,099 - They have this pink one and they also have this black one. 983 00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:08,066 (Liz laughing) 984 00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:10,549 (soft music) 985 00:46:15,765 --> 00:46:18,515 (ducks quacking) 986 00:46:20,192 --> 00:46:22,859 (both laughing) 987 00:46:28,656 --> 00:46:30,552 The moms are gonna love you. 988 00:46:30,618 --> 00:46:35,204 They're gonna come home and say mom, do you have a pink one? 989 00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:37,691 - Is that embarrassing, or is that cool? 990 00:46:37,757 --> 00:46:39,194 I don't know anymore. 991 00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:40,570 - It's cool, that's cool. 992 00:46:40,636 --> 00:46:42,074 - Cool. - It's cool. 993 00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:43,911 - Can you imagine? 994 00:46:43,977 --> 00:46:45,386 How are the others parents going to think, 995 00:46:45,452 --> 00:46:46,754 what are they gonna think? 996 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,483 - They're gonna love you. 997 00:46:48,549 --> 00:46:50,716 - I don't know about that. 998 00:46:54,373 --> 00:46:56,322 - I've been thinking. 999 00:46:56,388 --> 00:46:59,062 - What have you been thinking? 1000 00:46:59,128 --> 00:47:01,628 - I've been thinking of three. 1001 00:47:02,825 --> 00:47:05,992 - I've been thinking about three, too! 1002 00:47:07,309 --> 00:47:10,742 - I mean just adding the third one to the mix, and. 1003 00:47:10,808 --> 00:47:13,391 - Yes, different dynamic right? 1004 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:15,293 Yeah. 1005 00:47:16,419 --> 00:47:17,718 We need to cum. 1006 00:47:17,784 --> 00:47:20,368 - [Liz] We do. (ducks quacking) 1007 00:47:20,434 --> 00:47:21,515 - Can we go? 1008 00:47:21,581 --> 00:47:24,248 (both laughing) 1009 00:47:30,537 --> 00:47:33,120 (both panting) 1010 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,812 (both groaning) 1011 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:42,526 - Yeah (farting)! 1012 00:47:42,592 --> 00:47:43,976 - [Both] Ugh. 1013 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:46,792 (both screaming) 1014 00:47:48,058 --> 00:47:50,641 (both sighing) 1015 00:47:52,389 --> 00:47:54,306 - How was that, ladies? 1016 00:47:55,797 --> 00:47:58,714 It was great. - Oh, it was perfect. 1017 00:47:59,978 --> 00:48:02,811 - That'll be three sessions worth. 1018 00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:06,050 - Okay. - Okay. 1019 00:48:07,490 --> 00:48:08,323 Each. 1020 00:48:10,283 --> 00:48:11,116 Bye bye. 1021 00:48:13,887 --> 00:48:16,803 - What? - I can't afford that. 1022 00:48:16,869 --> 00:48:18,112 - And I miss Bobby. 1023 00:48:18,178 --> 00:48:19,261 - Oh, me too. 1024 00:48:22,810 --> 00:48:23,643 - Friends? 1025 00:48:24,492 --> 00:48:25,490 - Friends. 1026 00:48:25,556 --> 00:48:28,223 (bright music) 1027 00:48:29,668 --> 00:48:32,349 - Did you guys hear that the sex therapist got arrested 1028 00:48:32,415 --> 00:48:35,169 because she shoved somebody out the door so hard 1029 00:48:35,235 --> 00:48:38,587 that he fell and broke three bones? 1030 00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:40,485 - Really? - Yeah. 1031 00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:41,656 - You know that's strange, 1032 00:48:41,722 --> 00:48:45,552 I heard that she made a special potion for somebody 1033 00:48:45,618 --> 00:48:48,821 that couldn't uphold their limpness. 1034 00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:51,868 So whatever happened, the balls got inverted 1035 00:48:51,934 --> 00:48:53,565 and the guy committed suicide. 1036 00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:54,464 - What? 1037 00:48:55,588 --> 00:48:59,014 (Jane laughing) 1038 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,532 - Hey, um, mom, can I get some money? 1039 00:49:01,598 --> 00:49:04,236 We're gonna go skydiving and then do some shopping. 1040 00:49:04,302 --> 00:49:05,805 (heavy music) 1041 00:49:05,871 --> 00:49:07,465 Uh, now please? 1042 00:49:07,531 --> 00:49:08,531 - It's okay. 1043 00:49:11,335 --> 00:49:12,684 - Oh my gosh! 1044 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:16,015 I can't believe you just did that! 1045 00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:17,120 One thing! 1046 00:49:17,186 --> 00:49:19,261 One thing! Don't touch my hands! - I'm sorry, but. 1047 00:49:19,327 --> 00:49:21,177 - You know what? No! 1048 00:49:21,243 --> 00:49:22,160 Just leave. 1049 00:49:23,167 --> 00:49:24,000 Leave! 1050 00:49:25,805 --> 00:49:27,576 What is it with these people? 1051 00:49:27,642 --> 00:49:31,309 Every time I tell them don't touch my hands, 1052 00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:33,993 but do they listen? 1053 00:49:34,059 --> 00:49:36,089 No! They never do! 1054 00:49:37,132 --> 00:49:41,139 You know what, if I don't like it, I don't like it! 1055 00:49:41,205 --> 00:49:42,038 So done. 1056 00:49:44,276 --> 00:49:45,109 Ugh! 1057 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:49,184 (light music) 1058 00:50:00,103 --> 00:50:02,686 (bright music) 1059 00:51:16,068 --> 00:51:18,901 (dramatic music)