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WILDEN: Long ago,
the world was full of wonder.
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(WHINNYING)
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It was adventurous...
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exciting...
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and best of all...
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there was magic.
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Boombastia!
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(GASPS)
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(KIDS EXCLAIM)
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WILDEN: And that magic
helped all in need.
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Flame Infernar!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Voltar Thundasir!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(YELPING)
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WILDEN: But it wasn't easy
to master.
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And so the world found
a simpler way to get by.
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I call it the light bulb.
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(ALL GASP)
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'Tis so easy. (LAUGHS)
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Huh.
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(CROWD GASPS)
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(CHUCKLES)
(APPLAUDS)
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WILDEN: Over time...
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magic faded away.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SNARLS)
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But I hope...
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(ALARM RINGING)
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there's a little magic left...
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in you.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
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FITNESS CYCLOPS: (ON SPEAKERS)
All right.
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We're gonna get Warrior Z90 fit.
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Let me hear you say,
"I'm a mighty warrior."
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I'm a mighty warrior.
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Morning, Mom.
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(YIPPING)
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(GROANS)
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Oh! Blazey, down!
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Bad dragon! Back to your lair.
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Happy birthday,
Mr. Adult Man.
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No, Mom.
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Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off
my kisses. (GASPS SOFTLY)
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What?
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You're wearing
your dad's sweatshirt.
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Oh. You know.
Finally fits.
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Aw, my little chubby cheeks
is all grown up!
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Okay, okay. Mom, I gotta eat
something before school.
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Ah, we don't have much food.
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I still have to go
to the grocery store.
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Ah, hands off, mister.
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Those are
for your party tonight.
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It's not a party, Mom.
It's just us.
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You could invite those kids
from your science class.
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You said
they seem pretty rockin'.
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I'm, uh, pretty sure
I didn't say it like that.
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And besides,
I don't even know them.
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Well, your birthday's a day
to try new things.
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Be the new you.
(WHIRRING)
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Speaking of trying new things,
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did you sign up
for driving practice?
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No! (CLEARS THROAT) No.
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I know you're a little scared
to drive, sweetie pie, but...
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I'm not scared, Mom.
I'm gonna move Barley's game.
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LAUREL: Okay, but you know
how he gets when someone
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touches that board.
(THUDS)
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(GASPS) Well, he's gotta learn
how to clean up his toys.
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Halt!
(GASPS)
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Doth my brother dare disrupt
an active campaign?
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Oh, come on!
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You know, Ian,
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in the days of old,
a boy of 16
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would have his strength tested
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in the Swamps of Despair.
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I'm not testing anything.
Just let me go.
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Let him go.
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Okay.
(THUDS)
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But I know you're stronger
than that.
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There's a mighty warrior
inside of you.
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You just have to let him out.
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Right, Mom? (GRUNTS)
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(LAUREL GRUNTING)
Oh, that's good.
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LAUREL: Barley! You stink!
(BARLEY LAUGHING)
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When was the last time
you showered?
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If you tried a little harder,
you actually could
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probably wiggle out of this.
(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING) See? Mom knows how
to let out her inner warrior.
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Thank you.
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Now, take out the trash.
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GORE: (ON RADIO) Stay on the
lookout for a runaway griffin.
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Ah, Officer Bronco.
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Barley, Barley, Barley.
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Every time the city tries
to tear down
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an old piece of rubble,
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I gotta drag my rear end
out here and deal with you.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Oh, really?
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I will not let you tear down
this fountain.
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Ancient warriors on grand quests
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drank from its flowing water.
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(GRUNTS)
(ALL LAUGH)
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Barley.
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They're destroying
the town's past.
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Ugh. Well, come on in.
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Rest your haunches for a minute.
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Thank you, hon.
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Ugh.
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Hey there, birthday boy.
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So, ya workin' hard
or hardly workin'? (LAUGHS)
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I'm just, you know,
making toast.
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LAUREL: I'm serious, Barley,
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you need to start thinking
less about the past
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and more about your future.
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Ah, she's right.
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You can't spend all day
playing your board game.
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(GRUNTS)
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Quests of Yore
isn't just a board game.
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It's a historically-based
role-playing scenario.
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Did you know, in the old days,
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centaurs could run
70 miles an hour?
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I own a vehicle.
Don't need to run.
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Well, Ian,
you could definitely
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learn a lot from Quests of Yore.
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- You wanna play?
- I don't.
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You could be
a crafty rogue or...
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Ooh! I know!
You can be a wizard.
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I shall cast a spell on thee!
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Hey! Careful of
Dad's sweatshirt!
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I don't even remember Dad
wearing that sweatshirt.
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Well, you do only have,
like, two memories of him.
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No, I've got three.
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I remember
his beard was scratchy,
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he had a goofy laugh,
and I used to play
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- drums on his feet.
- Drums on his feet. Right.
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I used to go...
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(SCATTING, FLAPS LIPS)
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- Whoa!
- Five-second rule. Hah!
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(BOTH GASP)
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It's okay.
You just got to pull it.
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(RIPS)
No!
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Barley!
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Uh, you know...
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I'm just gonna get some food
on the way to school.
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I'll sew that later tonight,
okay?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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By the laws of yore,
I must dub thee a man today.
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Kneel before me.
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Oh! That's okay.
I gotta get going.
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All right, well,
I'll pick you up later.
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We'll perform
the ceremony at school.
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Oh! No, no, no, no.
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Don't do that. Don't do that.
Okay, bye!
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hey!
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Go Griffins!
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What?
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You go to Willowdale College?
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Oh, no. This was my dad's.
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Lightfoot?
Wilden Lightfoot?
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(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
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You're kidding.
I went to college with him.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Boy, I was so sorry to hear
that he passed away.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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You know, your dad was
a great guy. So confident.
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When he came into a room,
people noticed. (CHUCKLES)
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The man wore the ugliest
purple socks every single day.
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What? Why?
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Hey, that's exactly
what we asked.
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But he was just bold.
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I always wished I had
a little bit of that in me.
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Yeah. Wow. I've never heard
any of this about him before.
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- What else do you remember?
- Dad!
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Oh, sorry. Gotta get this guy
off to school.
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Hey, it was nice meeting you.
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Yeah. You, too.
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Huh.
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Bold.
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(CLICKS)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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TEACHER: Okay, class.
Sit down. We're starting roll.
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Hey, uh, Gorgamon. Um...
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Would you mind not putting
your feet on my chair today?
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Sorry, dude.
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Got to keep them elevated.
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Gets the blood flowing
to my brain.
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It just makes it a little hard
for me to fit in there.
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Well, if I don't have
good blood flow,
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I can't concentrate
on my schoolwork.
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You don't want me to do bad
in school, do you?
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Uh... (CHUCKLES)
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No.
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Thanks, bro.
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(SIGHS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
First road test.
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Any volunteers?
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A left here.
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Now, take this on-ramp
for the freeway.
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Okay, yeah.
I'm, uh, super ready for that.
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Uh...
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It's nice and fast.
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INSTRUCTOR:
Just merge into traffic.
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Yep.
Just any minute.
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- Merge into traffic.
- Uh...
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Merge into traffic!
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(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
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I'm not ready!
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Pull over.
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(STUDENTS MURMURING)
(IAN SIGHS)
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All right. So, what should
we do this weekend?
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Move to a cooler town?
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Oh, hey.
What up, dudes? Um...
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I'm, uh, having
a party tonight,
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and I was wondering if
you wanted to come over
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and get down on some cake.
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(GROANS) That's not something
anyone says.
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Okay, don't say "dudes."
"Gang"?
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What's up, gang?
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What's up, gang?
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hey.
What's up, gang?
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Oh, hey. Uh, Ian, right?
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Oh! I didn't know you knew my...
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Anyway...
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uh, if you like parties,
then I'm...
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I was gonna do a party...
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- What?
- What I was trying to say is
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if you're not doing
anything tonight...
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but I'm sure you probably
are doing something tonight...
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and you like cake
like I like cake,
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I've got a cake at my house.
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Are you inviting us to a party?
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That's the one.
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Oh. Yeah, we don't have
any plans.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Totally.
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Really?
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I guess we can just take
the bus over to my house.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(METAL MUSIC BLARING
ON CAR STEREO)
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Ha-ha! Is that
the birthday boy I see?
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Behold! Your chariot awaits!
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Do you know that guy?
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- Uh...
- Sir Iandore of Lightfoot.
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Seems like he's talking to you.
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Hey, Ian!
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(BLARES HORN)
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Hey, Barley.
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Yeah, we were actually gonna
take the bus.
256
00:11:35,652 --> 00:11:37,405
The bus? Nay!
257
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,324
I will give you
and your companions
258
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,409
transport upon Guinevere.
259
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,244
Um, who's Guinevere?
260
00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:45,538
My mighty steed.
261
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,790
(CLANGS)
Oh. That's embarrassing.
262
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,626
That's okay, girl.
Patch you back up.
263
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:50,835
(SIGHS)
264
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,503
He's just joking around.
265
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:55,048
(CHUCKLES) You've got
something on your face.
266
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,552
Oh, no. You... just...
Wait, no. It's... No...
267
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,679
Oh! Uh...
268
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:02,822
You know what?
I just remembered
269
00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:04,182
that my birthday
is, uh, canceled.
270
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,850
- What?
- IAN: I mean, the party.
271
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,352
Uh, it was never
actually happening.
272
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,913
It was just
this huge misunderstanding.
273
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,188
So, I got to go.
274
00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:11,481
Okay. Bye!
275
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,154
(GRUNTING)
276
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:22,367
Ooh. Whoops! Sorry.
Let me just file those.
277
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:23,534
(GRUNTS)
278
00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:25,495
Hey, did those kids write
on your face?
279
00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,121
Here. I'll get it.
(GRUNTS)
280
00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:29,415
Can we please just go home?
281
00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:32,126
Okay, well, we'll perform
your birthday ceremony later.
282
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,628
Then you'll be ready
for adulthood
283
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,171
and its gauntlet of challenges.
284
00:12:35,295 --> 00:12:36,422
You know, in ancient times,
285
00:12:36,463 --> 00:12:37,523
you celebrated your day of birth
286
00:12:37,547 --> 00:12:38,591
with a solemn quest.
287
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,678
Of course, those were nothing
compared to the challenges
288
00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:43,179
of the old days.
289
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,434
Mom?
290
00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:50,645
Mom?
291
00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:38,067
LAUREL: Will, you're not gonna
get that thing working.
292
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,277
WILDEN: I think I've got it.
293
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,753
LAUREL: I'm gonna watch
from over here
294
00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:42,780
for when it blows up.
295
00:13:42,904 --> 00:13:43,948
WILDEN: Hello? Hello?
296
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,925
LAUREL: I'll bet good money
you can't get it to work.
297
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:46,993
WILDEN: Oh, is that right?
298
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,077
LAUREL: Yep.
299
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,220
But you're doing a good job of
300
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,888
making it look like you know
what you're doing.
301
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,582
WILDEN: (LAUGHING)
Well, I'm trying to.
302
00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:54,292
LAUREL: Did you check
if it had batteries?
303
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,376
(WILDEN LAUGHING)
304
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,477
LAUREL: Of course you didn't.
305
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:57,545
WILDEN: I know.
306
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,646
LAUREL:
So, is it really working?
307
00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,714
WILDEN: Let's find out.
308
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:02,675
Okay. Bye.
309
00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:03,885
(TAPE CLICKS)
310
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,845
(CASSETTE REWINDS)
311
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,430
(BUTTON CLICKS)
312
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,016
LAUREL: Will, you're not going
to get that thing working.
313
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,184
WILDEN: I think I've got it.
314
00:14:11,224 --> 00:14:12,852
LAUREL: I'm gonna watch
from over here
315
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,437
for when it blows up.
316
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:15,688
Hi, Dad.
317
00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:17,315
WILDEN: Hello? Hello?
318
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,483
It's me, Ian.
319
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:19,567
WILDEN: Oh, is that right?
320
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,903
Yeah.
Did you have a good day?
321
00:14:21,943 --> 00:14:23,446
(LAUGHING)
Well, I'm trying to.
322
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,198
Yeah. Me, too.
323
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,742
Although, I could clearly use
some help. (CHUCKLES)
324
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,243
(WILDEN LAUGHING ON TAPE)
325
00:14:29,826 --> 00:14:32,663
I sure do wish I could spend
the day with you sometime.
326
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,915
I know.
327
00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:35,708
Well, there are so many things
we could do.
328
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,210
I bet it'd be really fun.
329
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:38,753
Let's find out.
330
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,880
Yeah. I mean, I'd love to.
We could, uh...
331
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,299
Okay. Bye.
(TAPE CLICKS)
332
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:46,427
Yeah.
333
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,054
Bye.
334
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,728
Oh, my...
335
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,398
Barley, keep your soldiers
off my land
336
00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,982
or our kingdoms will go to war!
337
00:15:00,023 --> 00:15:01,651
BARLEY: Sorry, Mom!
338
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,445
Oh, this is the world's
longest gap year.
339
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,697
Honey, I was gonna do that.
340
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:07,907
It's okay.
341
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,952
Wow! You must have been taught
by some kind of sewing master.
342
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,330
Yeah. A very humble
sewing master. (CHUCKLES)
343
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,128
(SIGHS)
344
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,339
What was Dad like
when he was my age?
345
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,216
Was he always super confident?
346
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,592
Oh, no.
347
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,512
It took him a while
to find out who he was.
348
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,348
I wish I'd met him.
349
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,143
Oh, me, too.
350
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:39,230
But, hey, you know,
when your dad got sick,
351
00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:40,773
he fought so hard
352
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,693
because he wanted to meet you
more than anything.
353
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:51,033
You know what?
I have something for you.
354
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:55,204
I was gonna wait
until after cake,
355
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,456
but I think you've waited
long enough.
356
00:15:57,497 --> 00:15:58,541
What is it?
357
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:01,794
It's a gift from your dad.
358
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,801
What do you mean,
it's from Dad?
359
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,845
I don't know. Mom said
it was for both of us.
360
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:12,263
BARLEY: What is it?
361
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:17,143
He just said to give you this
when you were both over 16.
362
00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:21,397
I have no idea what it is.
363
00:16:28,111 --> 00:16:29,822
(GASPS) No way!
364
00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:31,324
It's a wizard staff.
365
00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:32,742
- Dad was a wizard.
- What?
366
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:35,119
Hold on, your dad was
an accountant.
367
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,497
I mean, he got interested
in a lot of strange things
368
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:38,748
when he got sick, but...
369
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:39,999
There's a letter.
370
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,834
"Dear Ian and Barley,"
371
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,295
"long ago, the world
was full of wonder."
372
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,464
"It was adventurous, exciting,"
373
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,466
"and best of all,
there was magic."
374
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,593
"And that magic
helped all in need."
375
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,261
"But it wasn't easy to master."
376
00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,931
"And so the world found
a simpler way to get by."
377
00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:57,433
"Over time, magic faded away,"
378
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:01,938
"but I hope there's
a little magic left in you."
379
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,066
"And so I wrote this spell,
so I could see for myself"
380
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,110
"who my boys grew up to be."
381
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,530
"Visitation Spell."
382
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,911
BARLEY: I don't believe this.
383
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,913
This spell brings him back.
384
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,249
For one whole day,
Dad will be back.
385
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,000
- What?
- Back? Like back to life?
386
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,085
That's not possible.
387
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,795
It is with this!
388
00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:27,004
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
389
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,881
I'm gonna meet Dad?
390
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,884
Oh, Will, you wonderful nut.
What is this?
391
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:34,720
Now, a spell this powerful
needs an assist element.
392
00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:36,364
And, I mean, for this to work,
Dad would've had to find
393
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,140
a Phoenix Gem!
394
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,517
Wow.
395
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:41,310
There's only
a few of these left.
396
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,396
Hold on! Is this dangerous?
397
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,606
We're about to find out.
398
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,652
- Ah!
- What?
399
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,570
Splinter.
(BOTH SIGH)
400
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,659
"Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth."
401
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:01,122
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
402
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:02,873
(BLAZEY CHITTERS)
403
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,503
Hold on.
I was just grippin' it wrong.
404
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,257
"Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth."
405
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:15,136
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
406
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,179
"Only once is all we get,"
407
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,764
"grant me this rebirth."
408
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:21,075
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
409
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,476
"One day to walk the earth."
410
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:26,689
"Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth."
411
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,065
Barley.
412
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,233
(SIGHS)
413
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:38,743
I'm sorry you guys
don't have your dad here,
414
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:44,290
but this shows just how much
he wanted to see you both.
415
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,084
So much that he'd try anything.
416
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:50,379
That's still
a pretty special gift.
417
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,173
Yeah.
418
00:18:52,213 --> 00:18:53,507
(BARLEY SIGHS)
419
00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:55,343
(BLAZEY TRILLS)
420
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:02,308
Hey, wanna come with me
to pick up your cake?
421
00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:04,935
That's okay. Thanks, Mom.
422
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,898
(KISSES)
423
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,710
(SIGHS)
424
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:37,927
"Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth."
425
00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:40,680
(GASPS)
426
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:45,476
"Till tomorrow's sun has set..."
427
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,731
(GASPS)
428
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,860
"one day to walk the earth."
429
00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:00,883
Hey, man,
what are you doing in here?
430
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,952
Holy Tooth of Zadar!
How did you...?
431
00:20:02,992 --> 00:20:04,286
I don't know. It just started.
432
00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:05,955
(YELPS)
433
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:12,336
Whoa! Feet!
434
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:24,140
(WHIMPERS)
435
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,105
(STRAINING)
436
00:20:31,771 --> 00:20:33,858
Hang on. I can help!
437
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:34,942
Barley, no!
438
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:36,736
(BOTH YELL)
439
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,739
(COUGHING)
440
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,490
(PANTING)
441
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:46,912
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
442
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:49,373
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
443
00:20:58,798 --> 00:20:59,842
Dad?
444
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,504
(BOTH GASP)
He's just legs.
445
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,808
There's no top part.
446
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,535
I definitely remember
Dad having a top part!
447
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,896
Oh, what did I do?
This is horrible.
448
00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:14,982
Uh...
449
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,531
Hello?
450
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:26,994
It's really him.
451
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,663
Dad, you are in your house.
452
00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:30,748
Whoa, whoa!
453
00:21:32,999 --> 00:21:35,002
(GROANS) He can't hear us.
454
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,469
What are you doing?
455
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,054
(SCATTING)
456
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:03,280
That's right, Dad.
It's me, Barley.
457
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,708
Yeah, that's Ian.
458
00:22:15,124 --> 00:22:17,002
Hi, Dad.
459
00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:27,805
(GROANS) I messed
this whole thing up.
460
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,431
Now he's gonna be legs forever.
461
00:22:29,472 --> 00:22:32,601
No, not forever.
The spell only lasts one day.
462
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,037
At sunset tomorrow,
he'll disappear,
463
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:36,942
and we'll never be able
to bring him back again.
464
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,693
Okay, okay, okay. 24 hours.
465
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:42,278
That doesn't give us
much time, but...
466
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:44,405
(SIGHS)
467
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,615
(BEEPS)
468
00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:49,451
Well, we'll just have to do
the spell again.
469
00:22:49,492 --> 00:22:50,953
You mean you have to.
470
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:53,664
A person can only do magic
if they have the gift.
471
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,306
And my little brother
has the magic gift.
472
00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:56,875
Okay! Okay.
473
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,961
But I couldn't even finish
the spell.
474
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:01,005
Well, you're gonna have
plenty of time to practice.
475
00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:03,299
'Cause we have to find
another Phoenix Gem.
476
00:23:03,756 --> 00:23:04,800
(GASPS)
477
00:23:06,634 --> 00:23:07,970
(BARLEY MUTTERING)
478
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:11,765
A-ha! We'll start at the place
where all quests begin.
479
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,809
The Manticore's Tavern.
480
00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,978
It's run
by a fearless adventurer.
481
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,413
She knows where to find
any kind of gem,
482
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,522
talisman, totem...
483
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,274
Barley, this is for a game.
484
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,817
Based on real life.
485
00:23:21,941 --> 00:23:23,235
How do we know this tavern
486
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,653
- is still there?
- It's there.
487
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,488
Look, my years of training
have prepared me
488
00:23:26,529 --> 00:23:27,823
for this very moment.
489
00:23:27,947 --> 00:23:29,950
And I'm telling you,
this is the only way
490
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,786
to find a Phoenix Gem.
491
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:35,539
Trust me.
492
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,796
Whatever it takes,
I am gonna meet my dad.
493
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,841
You hear that, Dad?
We're going on a quest.
494
00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:51,555
(ENGINE STALLING)
Come on, Guinevere.
495
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,016
Uh, maybe we should
just take the bus.
496
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,268
She's fine.
(ENGINE STARTS)
497
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,648
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BARLEY LAUGHING)
498
00:24:07,987 --> 00:24:09,365
(BULB CRACKLING)
499
00:24:17,538 --> 00:24:19,667
(GRUNTS)
Anyway, it's just, like,
500
00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:22,002
this award for math.
It's no big deal.
501
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,338
But I'll show you
when we get back home.
502
00:24:26,172 --> 00:24:27,383
Hey, uh, what are you two.
503
00:24:27,423 --> 00:24:28,717
Chatty Charlies up to
back there?
504
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,803
You know, I felt weird
talking to Dad
505
00:24:30,843 --> 00:24:33,097
without a top half, so...
506
00:24:33,554 --> 00:24:34,598
ta-da!
507
00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:36,684
Oh, that's great!
508
00:24:36,891 --> 00:24:38,936
Dad, you look
just like I remember.
509
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,120
Hey, don't worry, we'll have
510
00:24:40,144 --> 00:24:41,538
the rest of you here
before you know it.
511
00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:42,981
And then,
first thing I'm gonna do,
512
00:24:43,022 --> 00:24:45,067
introduce you to Guinevere.
513
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,277
Rebuilt this old girl myself,
514
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:49,238
from the lug nuts
to the air conditioning.
515
00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:51,782
(AIR BLASTING)
(IAN GRUNTING)
516
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,286
Showing Dad your van?
517
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,622
- That's your whole list?
- What list?
518
00:24:58,663 --> 00:24:59,873
- Oh.
- What's that?
519
00:24:59,914 --> 00:25:01,542
I'm just working
on a list of things
520
00:25:01,582 --> 00:25:02,626
I wanted to do with Dad.
521
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,711
You know,
522
00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:06,672
play catch, take a walk,
driving lesson,
523
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,841
share my whole life story
with him.
524
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,342
That's cool.
525
00:25:10,466 --> 00:25:13,303
Oh. But before you cast Dad's
spell again, you're gonna
526
00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:15,723
have to practice your magic.
(GRUNTS)
527
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,808
IAN: (SIGHS)
This book is for a game.
528
00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:20,269
I told you,
everything in Quests of Yore
529
00:25:20,309 --> 00:25:21,854
is historically accurate.
530
00:25:21,894 --> 00:25:23,313
Even the spells.
531
00:25:23,354 --> 00:25:26,483
So start practicing,
young sorcerer.
532
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:30,779
(SIGHS) Okay, Dad.
Let's try some magic.
533
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:36,577
LAUREL: Hey, sweetie?
534
00:25:36,617 --> 00:25:39,913
Ugh! Blazey. Oh, this dragon
is always under my feet.
535
00:25:39,954 --> 00:25:42,332
Honey, you want some cake?
536
00:25:50,339 --> 00:25:51,467
(GASPS)
537
00:25:56,971 --> 00:25:58,223
(SNIFFING)
538
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:23,373
Aloft Elevar. Aloft Elevar.
539
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:25,626
I can't get
this levitation spell to work.
540
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,544
Maybe I could try something else
541
00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:29,254
like Arcane Lightning?
(SCOFFS)
542
00:26:29,295 --> 00:26:31,089
Yeah, like a level-one mage
could bust out
543
00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:32,733
the hardest spell in
the Enchanter's Guide Book.
544
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,568
(CHUCKLING) Maybe we'll stick
with the easy ones.
545
00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:37,054
Yeah, well, it's not working.
Am I saying it wrong?
546
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,223
Well, mmm, you said it right.
547
00:26:39,263 --> 00:26:40,724
It's just,
for any spell to work,
548
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,643
you have to speak
from your heart's fire.
549
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,478
- My what?
- Your heart's fire.
550
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:47,481
You must speak with passion.
Don't hold back.
551
00:26:49,023 --> 00:26:49,793
Aloft Elevar!
552
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:52,487
No, like Aloft Elevar.
553
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,946
Aloft Elevar!
554
00:26:53,986 --> 00:26:56,156
No, from your heart's fire!
555
00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:58,659
- Aloft Elevar!
- Don't hold back.
556
00:26:58,699 --> 00:27:00,327
- Aloft Elevar!
- Heart's fire!
557
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,912
Stop saying "heart's fire."
558
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,915
This just clearly
isn't working. (SIGHS)
559
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,336
Hey, it was a good start.
560
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:15,568
(SIGHS)
561
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:19,054
Oh. Gather your courage, men.
We've arrived.
562
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,640
The Manticore's Tavern.
563
00:27:22,056 --> 00:27:24,017
Huh. It is still here.
564
00:27:24,058 --> 00:27:25,185
Yeah, I told you.
565
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:34,695
Come on, Dad. That's good.
566
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,699
BARLEY: All right, listen.
First, let me do the talking.
567
00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:40,492
Secondly, it's crucial we show
568
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,077
the Manticore
the respect she deserves,
569
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,913
or she will, thirdly, not give
us a map to the Phoenix Gem.
570
00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:46,456
Wait, wait, wait. The map?
571
00:27:46,497 --> 00:27:48,166
I thought she had a Phoenix Gem.
572
00:27:48,207 --> 00:27:50,669
(CHUCKLING) You're so cute.
Hear that, Dad?
573
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,813
He's a smart kid, he just
doesn't know how quests work.
574
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:55,549
Well, is there anything else
you're forgetting to tell me?
575
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,384
Mmm. No.
576
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,552
ALL: ♪ Happy happy birthday ♪
577
00:27:58,593 --> 00:27:59,928
♪ Come join us on a quest ♪
578
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:02,306
♪ To make your birthday party
The very, very best ♪
579
00:28:02,388 --> 00:28:03,473
♪ Hey! ♪
580
00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:05,309
Okay, okay, so the tavern
581
00:28:05,349 --> 00:28:06,577
changed a little over the years,
582
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:09,563
but the Manticore
is still the real deal.
583
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,481
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
584
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,167
I'll have the soup of the day.
585
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,194
Would my lord
like a cup or cauldron?
586
00:28:17,528 --> 00:28:18,614
(GROANS)
587
00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:22,451
Madam, I request an audience
with the Manticore.
588
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:24,203
But of course, milord.
589
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,121
(BLARES HORN)
590
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,873
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
Oh, Manticore!
591
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,541
(LAUGHING)
592
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:34,838
No. No, no, no.
The real Manticore.
593
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,132
The fearless adventurer.
(COSTUMED MANTICORE SIGHS)
594
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,134
Oh. You mean Corey?
She's over there.
595
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,012
(GASPS) Quick!
Somebody help me.
596
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,739
These griffin nuggets were
supposed to go out
597
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,557
minutes ago. (GRUNTING)
598
00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:48,143
That's the Manticore?
599
00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:50,437
Oh, great and powerful
Manticore.
600
00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:52,564
Whoa! Sir, you're right
in the hot zone.
601
00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:53,899
You're late, Adolphus.
602
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,233
(BARKING)
603
00:28:55,274 --> 00:28:57,861
I understand there's traffic.
You need to plan for that.
604
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,363
(GRUMBLING)
605
00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:02,282
Well, maybe your mother should
get her own car! (SIGHS)
606
00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:03,909
Your fearlessness?
(GASPS)
607
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,578
My brother and I seek a map
to a Phoenix Gem.
608
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:09,706
Oh! Well, you've come to
the right tavern. Table 12.
609
00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:13,877
I have the parchment
you desire right here. Behold!
610
00:29:14,001 --> 00:29:16,546
Oh. That's a children's menu.
611
00:29:16,587 --> 00:29:19,174
Isn't that fun? They're all
based on my old maps.
612
00:29:19,298 --> 00:29:20,342
Uh, now...
613
00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:21,760
The great Manticore sends you
614
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:23,428
on your adventure
with a hero's blessing.
615
00:29:23,469 --> 00:29:24,513
And here's some crayons.
616
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,516
That's very amusing,
your dominance,
617
00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:29,184
but might you have the real map?
618
00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:31,520
Uh, yeah.
It's, uh, over there.
619
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,940
(GASPS) That's it.
620
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,900
- This is perfect.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
621
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,902
What are you doing?
You can't take this.
622
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,612
We have to.
623
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,489
(GASPS) What is that?
624
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,573
(GROANS)
625
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:45,759
It's our dad. And we have
a chance to meet him, but...
626
00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:48,245
But we can't do that
without a Phoenix Gem.
627
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:51,748
No! My days of sending people
on dangerous quests are over.
628
00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:52,874
What? Why?
629
00:29:52,915 --> 00:29:54,309
(CHUCKLES)
'Cause they're dangerous.
630
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:57,004
Corey, the karaoke machine's
broken again.
631
00:29:57,211 --> 00:30:00,882
(SIGHS) I'm sorry, but you are
not getting this map.
632
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:03,427
Don't worry, ladies,
633
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:04,903
your adventure will continue
momentarily. (CHUCKLES)
634
00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:06,555
Okay, I can handle this.
635
00:30:06,595 --> 00:30:08,432
(SIGHS)
No, Ian.
636
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:11,977
Miss mighty Manticore,
ma'am...
637
00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:13,186
What are you doing?
638
00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:15,063
Kid, this is not a good time.
639
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,149
Ugh. I'm giving this place
a one-star review.
640
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:19,985
It's just,
I've never met my dad and...
641
00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:21,236
Look, I'm sorry about that.
642
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,071
But if you get hurt
on one of my quests,
643
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,490
guess who gets sued
and loses her tavern?
644
00:30:25,531 --> 00:30:27,242
I can't take that kind of risk.
645
00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:30,412
Now, if you'll just excuse me,
I have important things to do.
646
00:30:30,453 --> 00:30:31,847
Testing. (ECHOING)
(FEEDBACK WHINES)
647
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,874
♪ You haunt my dreams ♪
648
00:30:33,914 --> 00:30:35,250
♪ My inbetweens ♪
649
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,586
(SIGHS)
Please, we need that map.
650
00:30:37,626 --> 00:30:39,004
No, I am not giving you the map.
651
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,589
That's it! I am done talking.
652
00:30:40,921 --> 00:30:43,508
- Well, I'm not!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
653
00:30:43,549 --> 00:30:45,802
You say you can't risk
losing this place.
654
00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:47,095
Look at that Manticore.
655
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:49,264
She looks
like she lived to take risks.
656
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,100
That Manticore didn't have
investors to look out for.
657
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:53,685
She didn't have payroll
to cover.
658
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,645
She could just fly out the door
659
00:30:55,686 --> 00:30:57,331
whenever she wanted
and slay a magma beast.
660
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,358
Are you gonna fix
the machine or not?
661
00:30:59,398 --> 00:31:00,567
Yeah, in a minute.
662
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:02,360
Okay, maybe this place isn't
663
00:31:02,401 --> 00:31:04,363
as adventurous as it used to be.
664
00:31:04,403 --> 00:31:06,198
So it isn't filled
with a motley horde
665
00:31:06,238 --> 00:31:07,908
willing to risk life and limb
666
00:31:07,948 --> 00:31:10,035
for the mere taste
of excitement.
667
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,828
(BLOWS)
But so what?
668
00:31:11,994 --> 00:31:13,715
Who ever said
you have to take risks in life
669
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,040
to have an adventure?
670
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,584
Apparently, you did.
671
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:25,425
Table 32 said their
mozzarella sticks are cold.
672
00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:28,136
What have I done?
673
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:29,513
Well, it's not too late.
674
00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:30,822
I mean, you could just
give us the map.
675
00:31:30,846 --> 00:31:32,115
This place used to be dangerous.
676
00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:33,200
COSTUMED MANTICORE: Dangerous!
677
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,768
- And wild!
- COSTUMED MANTICORE: Wild!
678
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,646
I used to be dangerous and wild!
679
00:31:37,686 --> 00:31:40,732
Dangerous and wild!
(LAUGHING)
680
00:31:42,441 --> 00:31:43,442
(ROARS)
(YELLING)
681
00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:44,736
(ROARS)
682
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,405
(ALL GASP)
Wow.
683
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:50,492
I'm living a lie!
What have I become?
684
00:31:52,451 --> 00:31:53,620
Oh, no.
685
00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,372
(ROARS)
(BOTH GASP)
686
00:31:55,454 --> 00:31:57,082
Everybody out!
687
00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:00,752
This tavern is closed
for remodeling. (ROARS)
688
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,254
(ALL CLAMORING)
689
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,715
(ALL SCREAMING)
690
00:32:10,761 --> 00:32:13,849
Sorry, the karaoke machine
is broken!
691
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:17,227
(ROARS)
692
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,313
Oh.
693
00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:22,107
(BOTH GASP)
694
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:24,776
No! No, no, no!
695
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:25,944
No.
696
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,028
We gotta go!
697
00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,368
(GRUNTS)
698
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,245
(CREAKING)
699
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,329
(GASPS)
700
00:32:36,912 --> 00:32:38,165
Aloft Elevar!
701
00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:40,625
(GASPS)
702
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,628
(STRAINING)
703
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:52,345
(LAUGHING)
That was unbelievable.
704
00:32:52,386 --> 00:32:54,027
I mean, you were just like...
(VOCALIZING)
705
00:32:54,054 --> 00:32:55,682
and the beam
was just floating there!
706
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,601
My brother is a wizard.
707
00:32:57,641 --> 00:32:59,603
I can't believe that worked.
708
00:32:59,643 --> 00:33:02,022
Oh! You're gonna nail
Dad's spell now.
709
00:33:02,146 --> 00:33:03,773
Except we don't have a map.
710
00:33:04,356 --> 00:33:06,943
But we've got this. Behold!
711
00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:08,153
(SIGHS)
712
00:33:08,235 --> 00:33:10,447
Look, on a quest, you have
to use what you've got.
713
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,073
And this is what we've got.
714
00:33:12,114 --> 00:33:15,452
Best part is, little Kayla
already solved the puzzle.
715
00:33:15,492 --> 00:33:17,495
Well, according to Kayla,
716
00:33:17,536 --> 00:33:19,998
we just have to look
for Raven's Point.
717
00:33:22,374 --> 00:33:24,377
Raven's Point. Raven's Point.
718
00:33:24,835 --> 00:33:26,755
Yes! The gem
must be in the mountain.
719
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:28,231
We could be there
by tomorrow morning.
720
00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:29,466
Tomorrow morning?
721
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,635
That still gives us
plenty of time with Dad.
722
00:33:33,302 --> 00:33:34,554
(SIGHS)
723
00:33:34,803 --> 00:33:37,015
Yeah. Well, it looks like
724
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,850
the expressway should take us
right there.
725
00:33:40,809 --> 00:33:43,396
Mmm. Expressway is
a little too obvious.
726
00:33:43,437 --> 00:33:45,899
On a quest, the clear path
is never the right one.
727
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:46,983
What?
728
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:48,610
During one
Quests of Yore campaign,
729
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,570
Shrub Rosehammer and I
took the easy route,
730
00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:53,531
led him straight into the
belly of a gelatinous cube.
731
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:55,533
Only reason
I didn't suffer the same fate?
732
00:33:55,574 --> 00:33:56,952
I followed my gut.
733
00:33:56,992 --> 00:34:00,372
And it's telling me
we take an ancient trail
734
00:34:01,163 --> 00:34:02,916
called the Path of Peril.
735
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,834
IAN: But the expressway
is faster.
736
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,211
Maybe not in the long run.
737
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:07,629
I know you want this to be
738
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:09,506
like one of
your adventure games,
739
00:34:09,546 --> 00:34:10,799
but all that matters
740
00:34:10,839 --> 00:34:12,509
is that we get to spend
as much time
741
00:34:12,549 --> 00:34:14,219
as possible with Dad.
742
00:34:16,762 --> 00:34:18,056
(SIGHS)
743
00:34:18,847 --> 00:34:22,269
So, we should just take
the expressway, right?
744
00:34:24,186 --> 00:34:26,064
Yeah, you're right.
745
00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:28,191
But if you end up
inside a gelatinous cube,
746
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,569
you are on your own.
747
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:32,070
(TIRES SQUEAL)
748
00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:45,333
GPS NARRATOR: Manticore's Tavern
749
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,918
ahead on your right.
750
00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:48,295
(RINGTONE PLAYING)
751
00:34:49,628 --> 00:34:51,214
- Hey.
- COLT: I'm just checking in.
752
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,549
Did you catch up
to the boys yet?
753
00:34:52,589 --> 00:34:53,633
No, not yet.
754
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,343
But I'm a little worried
because we had
755
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,554
a weird family issue come up,
756
00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:00,599
and, well, this just isn't
like Ian to run off.
757
00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:02,434
I mean, Barley, yes,
but not Ian.
758
00:35:02,474 --> 00:35:03,560
You know, it's late,
759
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,395
you shouldn't have to be out
looking for 'em.
760
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:06,980
I know, it's silly.
761
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:09,357
I'm sure they're both
probably on fire.
762
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:11,943
- Fire?
- Fire! The place is on fire!
763
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:13,695
- My boys! I gotta go!
- Laurel!
764
00:35:14,194 --> 00:35:15,905
Get it off, get it off,
get it off!
765
00:35:15,946 --> 00:35:17,073
Excuse me. Hello?
766
00:35:17,114 --> 00:35:19,451
Please, I'm looking for
two teenage elves.
767
00:35:19,491 --> 00:35:21,953
MANTICORE: I told you already,
there were two teenage elves.
768
00:35:22,202 --> 00:35:24,497
Oh! Those are my sons.
Where did they go?
769
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,838
Oh. They went on a quest
to find a Phoenix Gem.
770
00:35:26,874 --> 00:35:28,018
But don't worry, don't worry.
771
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,103
I told them about the map,
I told them about the gem,
772
00:35:30,127 --> 00:35:31,421
I told them about the curse.
773
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:33,064
(GASPS) I forgot to tell them
about the curse.
774
00:35:33,088 --> 00:35:34,424
- The what?
- Oh, boy.
775
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,343
Listen, this one's gone
a little... (WHISTLES)
776
00:35:36,383 --> 00:35:39,137
Your boys are in grave danger!
But I can help!
777
00:35:39,511 --> 00:35:40,889
(LAUGHING) Whoa, hey, hey!
778
00:35:40,929 --> 00:35:43,975
You're not going anywhere.
We got questions for you.
779
00:35:44,099 --> 00:35:46,686
I know where they're going!
We can still save them!
780
00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:48,907
WOMAN: Okay, I think
everything's good here.
781
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,902
Last name "Manticore",
first name "The".
782
00:35:53,942 --> 00:35:56,696
Hold on, you're right. She has
gone a little... (WHISTLES)
783
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:59,699
It's no wonder
with a wound like that.
784
00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:01,951
That's just a scratch.
785
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:04,387
Oh, I'm sorry, are you
an expert on minotaurs?
786
00:36:04,411 --> 00:36:05,622
- Manticores.
- Manticores?
787
00:36:05,662 --> 00:36:06,706
Well, no...
788
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:07,916
Well, then you wouldn't know
789
00:36:07,956 --> 00:36:09,751
that when their blood
is exposed to air,
790
00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:11,086
it makes them go bonkers.
791
00:36:11,126 --> 00:36:12,253
I don't think that's true.
792
00:36:12,294 --> 00:36:14,631
See? She's already
losing her grip on reality.
793
00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:16,216
So, why don't you let me
save her life
794
00:36:16,256 --> 00:36:17,634
before it costs you yours?
795
00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:19,302
- Okay.
- Thank you.
796
00:36:19,426 --> 00:36:21,429
Could we have
a little privacy here, please?
797
00:36:21,887 --> 00:36:23,390
Just lie back. That's good.
798
00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:25,058
But get your head
a little bit higher.
799
00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:27,644
Just don't take too long
back there, okay?
800
00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:29,688
Hey, you hear me?
801
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:31,873
I said don't take too long
back there,
802
00:36:31,897 --> 00:36:33,233
because... (EXCLAIMS)
803
00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:37,695
All right,
how do we help my boys?
804
00:36:38,278 --> 00:36:40,573
Ooh! I'm gonna like you.
805
00:36:41,281 --> 00:36:43,451
BARLEY:
Radio, headlights, brakes,
806
00:36:43,575 --> 00:36:44,911
tires, rims.
807
00:36:45,035 --> 00:36:46,538
I mean,
it's hard to tell now, Dad,
808
00:36:46,578 --> 00:36:47,681
before I replaced her parts,
809
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,546
Guinevere was actually
kind of a piece of junk.
810
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,840
Looks like we're not gonna get
to do everything today, Dad.
811
00:36:58,257 --> 00:36:59,384
That's okay.
812
00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:01,719
I just wanna meet you.
813
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,934
But don't worry,
we'll, uh, have you fixed up
814
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,519
and back home to see...
815
00:37:09,643 --> 00:37:11,020
Oh, man. Mom!
816
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,622
Barley, we're not gonna be able
817
00:37:12,646 --> 00:37:14,774
to get Dad back in time
to see Mom.
818
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:15,984
Oh.
819
00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,903
Well, Dad, at least you won't
have to meet the new guy.
820
00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:22,157
(MIMICS COLT) So, you workin'
hard or hardly workin'?
821
00:37:22,197 --> 00:37:23,450
(MIMIC COLT'S LAUGH)
822
00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:24,534
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
823
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,119
(MIMICS COLT)
Barley, Barley, Barley.
824
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,121
Every time there's trouble,
I gotta deal with you.
825
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:29,264
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Is that your Colt?
826
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:30,331
Yeah.
827
00:37:30,372 --> 00:37:31,708
You're gonna wanna work on that.
828
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:34,210
No, no, no!
Come on, old girl.
829
00:37:41,508 --> 00:37:43,236
(SIGHS) I thought you said
you fixed the van.
830
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,180
Relax. Guinevere is fine.
831
00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:46,581
Her stomach
is just a little empty.
832
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,241
But it says we have a full tank.
833
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:50,310
(LAUGHING)
No. That doesn't work.
834
00:37:56,356 --> 00:37:58,818
Oh. Only a few drops left.
835
00:37:59,693 --> 00:38:01,946
Maybe if
there's a gas station...
836
00:38:07,117 --> 00:38:08,161
Hmm.
837
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,621
(SIGHS)
838
00:38:09,661 --> 00:38:11,706
(BEEPING)
839
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,504
Is there a magic way to get gas?
840
00:38:17,544 --> 00:38:21,049
(GASPS) Oh! I like
your thinking, young mage.
841
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:23,092
(GRUNTS)
842
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:24,844
Growth spell!
843
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,930
We grow the can,
and then the gas inside
844
00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:28,139
will grow with it.
845
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,767
Uh, that's kind of a weird idea.
846
00:38:30,807 --> 00:38:32,644
I know! I like it, too.
847
00:38:32,684 --> 00:38:33,728
Okay.
848
00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:36,523
Loosen up. Heart's fire.
Here we go.
849
00:38:36,563 --> 00:38:39,275
Whoa. It's not that simple.
(CHUCKLES)
850
00:38:39,316 --> 00:38:40,610
This one learns a little magic,
851
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,111
thinks he's Shamblefoot
the Wondrous,
852
00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:43,613
am I right, Dad?
853
00:38:43,737 --> 00:38:45,990
A growth spell
is a bit more advanced.
854
00:38:46,031 --> 00:38:48,284
Not only do you have to speak
from your heart's fire,
855
00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:50,662
but now you also
have to follow a magic decree.
856
00:38:50,702 --> 00:38:51,746
A magic what?
857
00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:54,958
It's a special rule that keeps
the spell working right.
858
00:38:54,998 --> 00:38:57,085
This one states,
"To magnify an object,"
859
00:38:57,125 --> 00:39:00,463
"you have to magnify
your attention upon it."
860
00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:02,465
While you cast the spell,
861
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,759
you can't let anything
distract you.
862
00:39:04,883 --> 00:39:06,010
Okay.
863
00:39:06,051 --> 00:39:07,095
Ow!
864
00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:08,221
- What?
- Splinter.
865
00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:09,597
Can we sand this thing down?
866
00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,932
No. It's an ancient staff
867
00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:12,767
with magic
in every glorious fiber.
868
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,185
You can't sand it down.
869
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:17,814
All right. All right.
Here we go. Focus.
870
00:39:18,438 --> 00:39:20,608
- Uh...
- Something wrong?
871
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:23,361
Sorry, it's just,
your stance is, uh... Here.
872
00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:25,321
Chin up, elbows out,
feet apart,
873
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:26,906
back slightly arched.
874
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:28,783
- Okay, how's that feel?
- Great.
875
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:30,451
- Oh, one more thing...
- Barley!
876
00:39:30,492 --> 00:39:31,703
Okay, okay.
877
00:39:35,372 --> 00:39:38,001
Magnora Gantuan!
878
00:39:40,877 --> 00:39:42,213
Don't let the magic spook you.
879
00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:43,298
Okay.
880
00:39:44,464 --> 00:39:45,633
- Elbows!
- What?
881
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:46,718
Elbows up!
882
00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:48,278
No, no, no, it's too high.
That's too high.
883
00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:49,554
I'm trying to focus here.
884
00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:51,716
BARLEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Focus. Focus on the can.
885
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,808
Focus.
886
00:39:54,182 --> 00:39:55,518
(IAN STRAINING)
887
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,603
Focus.
888
00:39:56,768 --> 00:39:58,563
Barley! Ah!
Forget it!
889
00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:02,984
BARLEY: (LAUGHING) It worked!
890
00:40:03,108 --> 00:40:04,819
The can is huge.
891
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,113
And the van is huge.
892
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,239
And you're...
893
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,324
Oh, no.
894
00:40:09,364 --> 00:40:11,085
- What happened?
- Looks like you shrunk me.
895
00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:12,160
How?
896
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,329
Well, if you mess up a spell,
there are consequences.
897
00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:16,556
I only messed up because you
wouldn't stop bothering me.
898
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,665
I was trying to help you.
899
00:40:17,789 --> 00:40:18,870
Well, don't try to help me.
900
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,169
Oh, okay. Fine. I won't!
901
00:40:21,209 --> 00:40:23,588
Whoa, whoa. Dad, it's me.
(SCATTING)
902
00:40:25,088 --> 00:40:26,674
Whoa! Dad, it's okay.
Don't worry.
903
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:27,884
I'm gonna fix this.
904
00:40:29,384 --> 00:40:30,428
Well, where are you going?
905
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:31,846
IAN: (SIGHS)
To find a gas station.
906
00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:33,598
- Well, I'm going, too.
- Fine.
907
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,016
Hey, I don't need your help.
908
00:40:35,474 --> 00:40:37,060
Fine with me.
909
00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:41,064
Oh. (PANTING)
910
00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:49,614
(SIGHS)
911
00:40:49,821 --> 00:40:51,074
(BARLEY PANTING)
912
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,534
I just need a little break.
913
00:40:53,575 --> 00:40:55,411
My baby legs can't go that fast.
914
00:40:57,996 --> 00:41:00,124
Look, a gas station.
915
00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:01,542
(GASPS) Good.
916
00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:04,003
Oh, wait, I forgot.
(GRUNTING)
917
00:41:04,169 --> 00:41:05,672
You don't need my help.
918
00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:09,967
Hey, I don't need you to
carry me. I'm a grown man.
919
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,012
IAN: Dad!
920
00:41:13,303 --> 00:41:15,807
Come on, it's okay.
Barley is with me.
921
00:41:15,847 --> 00:41:17,100
BARLEY: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
922
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,118
The side effects are supposed
to wear off eventually.
923
00:41:19,142 --> 00:41:20,311
Do I look any bigger yet?
924
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:21,980
(BIKES REVVING)
925
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:23,606
(TIRES SQUEALING)
926
00:41:31,738 --> 00:41:32,949
(WHISTLES)
927
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,283
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
928
00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:40,289
Hey! Did you
just bump into me?
929
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,333
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
I didn't see you there.
930
00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:45,253
Do it again, and you'll see me
in your nightmares.
931
00:41:45,293 --> 00:41:46,337
(SCREAMS)
932
00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:49,799
(GRUNTING)
933
00:41:59,891 --> 00:42:01,769
This one's lucky. I know it.
934
00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:05,106
Give me a bag of extra-sours.
Keep the change.
935
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:07,692
Outta the way, beanstalk.
936
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,529
Uh, 10 on pump two, please.
937
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,364
(BARLEY GRUNTING)
938
00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:15,700
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting us food.
939
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:17,660
All right, I got it.
940
00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:19,996
And a couple of these.
Thank you.
941
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,165
Psst. I have to
go to the bathroom.
942
00:42:22,205 --> 00:42:23,249
Can it wait?
943
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,792
It's your pocket.
944
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:27,128
Can we have the bathroom key,
please?
945
00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:29,589
Okay, be quick.
I want to get out of here.
946
00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:31,549
BARLEY: Okay, I'm goin'.
947
00:42:32,048 --> 00:42:33,926
That'll be 12.99.
948
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,095
MUSTARDSEED: Hey, watch it!
949
00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:38,139
You got a problem, Shades?
950
00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:41,559
Answer me
when I'm talking to you.
951
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:43,728
(SHUDDERS) I'm sorry,
I don't really know
952
00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:45,188
where his head's at right now.
953
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:47,106
How could this night
get any worse?
954
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,111
(GRUNTS) You know, I would
fly us to help your boys,
955
00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:54,655
but the old wings
aren't what they used to be.
956
00:42:54,696 --> 00:42:56,908
Oh, that's fine.
So, about this curse...
957
00:42:56,948 --> 00:42:58,076
It's my own fault.
958
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,786
I should be doing
my wing exercises
959
00:42:59,826 --> 00:43:01,387
every morning,
but you know how that goes.
960
00:43:01,411 --> 00:43:03,623
Please, the curse.
What does it do?
961
00:43:03,663 --> 00:43:06,334
Right. Sorry.
It's a Guardian Curse.
962
00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:10,838
If your boys take the gem,
the curse will rise up
963
00:43:10,962 --> 00:43:13,216
and assume
the form of a mighty beast,
964
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,176
and battle your sons to the...
965
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,054
Ooh. Well, how do your boys do
in a crisis?
966
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,936
Not great. One of them
is afraid of everything,
967
00:43:19,971 --> 00:43:21,808
and the other
isn't afraid of anything.
968
00:43:21,848 --> 00:43:24,769
Yeah, that skinny kid of yours
is pretty fearless.
969
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,604
No, no.
You mean the big one, Barley.
970
00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:29,565
No, no, the little guy.
Ooh, he really let me have it.
971
00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:32,151
What? No, look, you said
you could help them, right?
972
00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:33,903
Every curse has a core,
973
00:43:34,736 --> 00:43:36,656
the center of its power.
974
00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:38,633
And only one weapon forged of
975
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:40,368
the rarest metals
can destroy it,
976
00:43:40,408 --> 00:43:42,453
my enchanted sword,
977
00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:44,455
the Curse Crusher!
978
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,917
Well, okay, but you don't seem
to have that on you.
979
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,919
I sold it. (CHUCKLES)
980
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,879
Got in a little tax trouble
a few years back.
981
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,590
But don't worry,
I know just where to find it.
982
00:43:55,048 --> 00:43:56,342
I am on my way, boys.
983
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,344
Just try to stay out of trouble.
984
00:44:00,887 --> 00:44:01,931
(DINGS)
985
00:44:02,722 --> 00:44:04,892
(SIGHS)
What is taking you so long?
986
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:06,833
DEWDROP:
Who you calling "whimsical"?
987
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,312
Oh, no.
988
00:44:08,353 --> 00:44:10,081
- BARLEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- You've got a lot of nerve.
989
00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:11,148
BARLEY: I'm just saying,
990
00:44:11,189 --> 00:44:13,317
sprites used to fly around
spreading delight.
991
00:44:13,358 --> 00:44:14,402
That's a good thing.
992
00:44:14,526 --> 00:44:16,154
Sprites can't fly.
993
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,698
Well, your wings don't work
'cause you stopped using them.
994
00:44:19,197 --> 00:44:21,742
- You calling me lazy?
- No, no, no.
995
00:44:21,783 --> 00:44:23,494
Not you. Your ancestors.
996
00:44:24,035 --> 00:44:25,997
What did you say
about my ancestors?
997
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:27,290
I didn't mean lazy...
998
00:44:27,330 --> 00:44:28,958
I'm sorry, very sorry.
He's sorry, too.
999
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,626
You don't need to fly.
Who needs to fly?
1000
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:31,894
I mean, you've got
those great bikes.
1001
00:44:31,918 --> 00:44:34,380
What are you doing?
I was just discussing history.
1002
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,674
Barley, I'm trying
to take care of you and Dad,
1003
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,175
and you're not making it
any easier.
1004
00:44:38,341 --> 00:44:39,886
Dad, come on.
1005
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:42,013
(GASPS) Oh, no.
1006
00:44:42,053 --> 00:44:43,681
(ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY)
1007
00:44:43,722 --> 00:44:46,434
Hey! You're dead! (YELLS)
1008
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:49,979
We're dead! We're dead!
We're dead!
1009
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,141
BARLEY: Relax. They won't be
able to lift those bikes.
1010
00:44:52,355 --> 00:44:54,066
(BIKE ENGINES REVVING)
They are strong.
1011
00:44:54,107 --> 00:44:55,960
We're gonna die! We're
gonna die! We're gonna die!
1012
00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,028
BARLEY: It's locked.
1013
00:44:57,068 --> 00:44:58,112
What? Where are the keys?
1014
00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,240
(GASPS)
(BIKES APPROACHING)
1015
00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:02,617
I got this.
1016
00:45:03,491 --> 00:45:04,869
Come on, Barley.
1017
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:06,454
(STRAINING) Whoa!
1018
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:09,123
Okay, go, go, go!
1019
00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:10,791
(GRUNTING)
1020
00:45:10,832 --> 00:45:12,793
No. No, no, no. No way.
1021
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:13,961
You're gonna have to.
1022
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,132
(BIKES ROARING)
(GASPS)
1023
00:45:19,382 --> 00:45:20,635
Come on.
Why won't it start?
1024
00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:21,861
(ENGINE STALLING)
There's a sweet spot.
1025
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,154
Not in the middle,
not quite at the end.
1026
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:24,513
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1027
00:45:25,847 --> 00:45:28,059
Come on, Guinevere!
1028
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:30,728
(ENGINE STARTS)
Put it in "o" for "onward."
1029
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:35,650
(SPRITES SHOUTING)
1030
00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:37,860
(GRUNTS)
Drive!
1031
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:43,449
Okay, you're gonna
have to merge.
1032
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,534
(IAN WHIMPERS)
(HORN BLARES)
1033
00:45:45,575 --> 00:45:46,761
- BARLEY: Speed up!
- I can't do this.
1034
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,304
- BARLEY: Yes, you can.
- I'm not ready!
1035
00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:50,164
You'll never be ready. Merge!
1036
00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,058
(IAN GRUNTING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
1037
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:53,209
(IAN YELLING)
1038
00:45:53,249 --> 00:45:55,378
(LAUGHING) Nice job!
1039
00:45:56,586 --> 00:45:58,798
(ALL SHOUTING)
(LAUGHING)
1040
00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:02,885
- Hey, don't hit Gwinny.
- Barley!
1041
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:07,765
- Oh, no.
- Get around 'em!
1042
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:09,283
- They're not letting me in.
- Signal.
1043
00:46:09,307 --> 00:46:10,518
You don't have a signaler.
1044
00:46:10,558 --> 00:46:13,145
Stick your arm straight out
the window to signal left.
1045
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,148
(YELLS)
(SPRITES YELLING)
1046
00:46:20,318 --> 00:46:22,947
(GASPS) Get back here.
Just keep driving.
1047
00:46:29,202 --> 00:46:30,538
Barley!
(GRUNTS)
1048
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:36,811
BARLEY: The mountains are north.
1049
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:38,254
You need to get
all the way over.
1050
00:46:39,587 --> 00:46:41,173
(EXCLAIMS)
1051
00:46:42,048 --> 00:46:43,092
What the...?
1052
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:44,343
(HORN BLARING)
1053
00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:46,804
Oh, it is on, Shades!
Get 'em!
1054
00:46:50,348 --> 00:46:51,934
(YELLING)
1055
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,357
(YELLING)
1056
00:47:00,483 --> 00:47:02,987
- Ian, stay focused!
- I can't!
1057
00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:06,198
You have to focus
or we are all dead!
1058
00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:07,867
(WHIMPERS)
1059
00:47:08,825 --> 00:47:09,869
Just stay cool.
1060
00:47:12,495 --> 00:47:13,539
(GRUNTS)
1061
00:47:14,247 --> 00:47:15,875
(AIR BLASTING)
(SPRITES YELLING)
1062
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:20,629
Way to go, Guinevere!
1063
00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,339
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
1064
00:47:24,966 --> 00:47:26,010
Hit it!
1065
00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,636
(SCREAMING)
1066
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,265
BARLEY: We're not gonna make it!
1067
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,142
(SCREAMING)
1068
00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:41,609
(SCREAMS)
1069
00:47:42,567 --> 00:47:44,570
(ALL SCREAMING)
1070
00:47:45,361 --> 00:47:46,489
(WHIMPERS)
1071
00:47:46,529 --> 00:47:48,866
(EXCLAIMS)
1072
00:47:49,407 --> 00:47:50,576
Dad, are you okay?
1073
00:47:50,617 --> 00:47:52,828
He's fine,
thanks to the skillful driving
1074
00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:55,164
of Sir Ian Lightfoot.
High five!
1075
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,624
(GRUNTS) What is happening?
1076
00:47:56,664 --> 00:47:58,667
I think the spell
is wearing off. (GRUNTS)
1077
00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:00,795
Get off my face.
1078
00:48:06,299 --> 00:48:07,718
(SIREN WHOOPING)
1079
00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:10,721
(GRUNTS)
Chantor's Talon! Cops!
1080
00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:12,389
- Pull over.
- I don't have a license.
1081
00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:14,100
(EXCLAIMS)
My wallet's still tiny.
1082
00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:20,731
Step out of the vehicle.
1083
00:48:20,855 --> 00:48:22,249
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
1084
00:48:22,273 --> 00:48:23,901
How are we gonna explain...?
Oh, no. Dad!
1085
00:48:33,993 --> 00:48:35,955
GORE: You have a long night
there, buddy?
1086
00:48:35,995 --> 00:48:37,098
SPECTER: Sir, I'm gonna ask you
1087
00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:38,182
to walk this straight line.
1088
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,308
(GASPS)
They're gonna take Dad.
1089
00:48:39,332 --> 00:48:40,376
(SOFTLY) Okay, okay.
1090
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,128
Oh, I got it.
The disguise spell.
1091
00:48:42,877 --> 00:48:45,548
You can disguise yourself
to be anyone you want.
1092
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,799
But what if I mess up again?
1093
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,008
According to the spell,
1094
00:48:48,049 --> 00:48:49,885
"Disguising yourself is a lie,"
1095
00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:51,971
"so you must tell the truth
to get by."
1096
00:48:52,011 --> 00:48:54,765
As long as you don't tell
a lie, the spell will be fine.
1097
00:48:54,889 --> 00:48:57,977
Okay. Who are we gonna be?
1098
00:48:58,351 --> 00:49:00,521
Okay, we're taking you down
to the station.
1099
00:49:00,562 --> 00:49:03,274
IAN: (AS COLT, CLEARS THROAT)
What seems to be the problem
1100
00:49:03,314 --> 00:49:06,735
here, fellow police folk?
1101
00:49:06,901 --> 00:49:07,987
Officer Bronco?
1102
00:49:08,027 --> 00:49:09,321
Were you in that van?
1103
00:49:09,779 --> 00:49:11,365
Affirmative. And we will...
1104
00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:13,534
I mean, I will take
full responsibility
1105
00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:14,910
for that fella right there,
1106
00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:17,079
so you can just release him
over to me.
1107
00:49:17,203 --> 00:49:18,831
(WHISPERS)
Hey, I wanted to be the front.
1108
00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:20,291
No way. I'll do the talking.
1109
00:49:20,331 --> 00:49:21,600
Bronco, I thought
you were working
1110
00:49:21,624 --> 00:49:22,877
on the other side of town.
1111
00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,545
I, uh, changed my mind.
1112
00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:27,214
(GASPS)
Something wrong?
1113
00:49:27,338 --> 00:49:29,258
Just a little neck cramp.
1114
00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:30,801
(WHIMPERS)
1115
00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:32,970
(WHISPERS)
You have to stop lying.
1116
00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:34,847
Answer every question
with a question.
1117
00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:36,807
What exactly
are you doing out here?
1118
00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:38,893
Uh... What am I doing
out here?
1119
00:49:39,184 --> 00:49:41,437
What are any of us doing
out here?
1120
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,857
Whoa. I never thought about it
like that.
1121
00:49:44,981 --> 00:49:46,066
Nice.
1122
00:49:46,107 --> 00:49:48,486
With all due respect,
you didn't answer my question.
1123
00:49:48,526 --> 00:49:50,863
Well, we were just exercising
1124
00:49:50,987 --> 00:49:54,825
some driver's education drills
for Ian.
1125
00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:57,578
Who is Ian?
1126
00:49:57,702 --> 00:49:59,872
Oh, is that Laurel's kid?
1127
00:49:59,996 --> 00:50:02,500
Ian is Laurel's kid.
1128
00:50:03,082 --> 00:50:05,461
Your stepson was swerving
all over the road.
1129
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:06,837
Yeah, well...
1130
00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:08,881
that guy's not all there today.
1131
00:50:09,005 --> 00:50:11,800
Yeah, he does seem a little off.
1132
00:50:13,259 --> 00:50:15,763
You seem a little off yourself.
1133
00:50:15,970 --> 00:50:19,683
Uh, actually, if I'm being
completely honest,
1134
00:50:19,724 --> 00:50:20,851
I'm not super great
1135
00:50:21,392 --> 00:50:22,603
in this kind of situation,
1136
00:50:22,644 --> 00:50:24,647
and I'm starting to freak out
a little bit.
1137
00:50:24,687 --> 00:50:28,108
And I'm all sweaty and weird,
and I don't know what to say
1138
00:50:28,149 --> 00:50:30,402
and I just feel like
I can't do anything right,
1139
00:50:30,443 --> 00:50:32,029
and I'm a total weirdo.
1140
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:34,114
Hold on, hold on.
1141
00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:37,034
I think I know
what's going on here.
1142
00:50:37,158 --> 00:50:38,536
Uh... You do?
1143
00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:41,038
It's not easy
being a new parent.
1144
00:50:41,162 --> 00:50:43,582
My girlfriend's daughter got
me pulling my hair out, okay?
1145
00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,417
Oh. Oh, yeah.
1146
00:50:45,541 --> 00:50:47,461
All right, we can let him go.
1147
00:50:47,502 --> 00:50:51,465
Okay, well, I'm just gonna
take him to the van.
1148
00:50:51,589 --> 00:50:54,343
Hey, it gets better.
All right? Good luck, Bronco.
1149
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:55,886
You, too, Officer.
1150
00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:58,722
Keep workin' hard
or hardly workin'.
1151
00:50:58,763 --> 00:50:59,974
(LAUGHS)
1152
00:51:00,056 --> 00:51:01,934
Now, that was a good Colt.
1153
00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,311
I don't envy you, Bronco.
1154
00:51:04,352 --> 00:51:06,188
That Lightfoot kid is a handful.
1155
00:51:06,604 --> 00:51:09,358
Uh, I'm gonna have to disagree
with you there.
1156
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:12,361
I think Ian's
a pretty stand-up citizen.
1157
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,072
Not him, the older one.
1158
00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:16,156
What?
1159
00:51:16,197 --> 00:51:18,576
I mean, the guy's a screwup.
1160
00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:20,327
You can't say you don't agree.
1161
00:51:20,702 --> 00:51:22,246
Um, I don't.
1162
00:51:24,706 --> 00:51:25,749
What?
1163
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,919
(HESITATES)
I mean, okay, well...
1164
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,088
I gotta get going.
Gotta get Ian home.
1165
00:51:32,797 --> 00:51:34,233
(HESITATING)
I mean, I'm late for work.
1166
00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:35,968
Sorry, I mean,
I'm feelin' a little sick.
1167
00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:38,012
I mean tired. Sick and tired.
Gotta go!
1168
00:51:38,052 --> 00:51:39,305
See you Monday!
1169
00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,478
(CHUCKLES) Oh, man.
Bronco is losin' it.
1170
00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:48,480
See, that's why
I never got married.
1171
00:51:48,521 --> 00:51:50,566
Old Gore can't be tied down.
1172
00:51:56,154 --> 00:51:57,865
(RADIO STATIC)
This is Specter.
1173
00:51:57,905 --> 00:52:01,076
Can you put me through
to Officer Colt Bronco?
1174
00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:14,548
Barley, I don't know
what happened back there.
1175
00:52:14,839 --> 00:52:17,009
But I don't think
you're a screwup.
1176
00:52:19,802 --> 00:52:22,473
Maybe the magic
just got it wrong, you know.
1177
00:52:23,514 --> 00:52:24,558
Yeah.
1178
00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:26,977
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO)
1179
00:52:27,018 --> 00:52:29,396
I don't know what happened.
1180
00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:31,398
(INCREASES VOLUME)
Barley! Barley!
1181
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:32,941
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1182
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:36,195
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
1183
00:52:38,279 --> 00:52:39,823
Where are you going?
1184
00:52:41,657 --> 00:52:43,410
Barley, come on.
This is all just...
1185
00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:44,620
I'm not a screwup.
1186
00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:46,038
I didn't say you were.
1187
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:47,706
The magic said it for you.
1188
00:52:47,747 --> 00:52:49,458
Well, the magic got it wrong.
1189
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,959
Magic doesn't get it wrong!
1190
00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:52,169
The cop asked a question,
1191
00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:54,963
you answered, and magic
revealed the truth. Right?
1192
00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:56,215
Right?
1193
00:52:56,255 --> 00:52:58,175
I don't know how
any of this stuff works.
1194
00:52:58,299 --> 00:53:00,010
All I know is that everything
1195
00:53:00,051 --> 00:53:01,845
we've done tonight
has gone wrong.
1196
00:53:01,886 --> 00:53:03,489
Yeah, it's gone wrong because
you won't listen to me.
1197
00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:04,556
Are you kidding?
1198
00:53:04,597 --> 00:53:06,450
Because everything we've done
has been your idea.
1199
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:07,726
But you didn't do it my way.
1200
00:53:07,809 --> 00:53:09,395
You didn't let me
handle the Manticore.
1201
00:53:09,435 --> 00:53:11,121
You freaked out
when I talked to the sprites.
1202
00:53:11,145 --> 00:53:12,498
'Cause you don't think
I have good ideas.
1203
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:13,941
What? Of course I do.
1204
00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:16,485
Great! Then I think we should
take the Path of Peril.
1205
00:53:16,609 --> 00:53:19,530
And I also think that
would be good, normally...
1206
00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:20,614
See?
1207
00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:22,241
But, I told you,
this isn't a game.
1208
00:53:22,281 --> 00:53:23,992
All that matters today is Dad,
1209
00:53:24,033 --> 00:53:26,245
and right now
he's sitting in that van,
1210
00:53:26,285 --> 00:53:27,454
and he's confused...
1211
00:53:27,620 --> 00:53:28,664
What?
1212
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:33,877
What is he doing?
1213
00:53:33,918 --> 00:53:36,296
I think he can feel
the vibrations of the music,
1214
00:53:36,337 --> 00:53:38,799
and he's dancing.
1215
00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:43,512
IAN: Wow.
1216
00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:46,432
He is terrible.
1217
00:53:51,936 --> 00:53:54,481
Yeah.
He's really, really bad.
1218
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,025
Oh, no.
Here he comes.
1219
00:53:57,066 --> 00:53:58,902
No, no, no. Thanks, Dad.
Dad, thank you.
1220
00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,195
I'm good.
1221
00:54:00,319 --> 00:54:01,363
(CHUCKLES) Stop.
1222
00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:03,157
Okay. Okay.
1223
00:54:03,781 --> 00:54:05,284
(CHUCKLES) No, no, no!
1224
00:54:05,324 --> 00:54:07,077
I'm not really a big dancer.
1225
00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:08,412
Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1226
00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:13,709
Just imagine what the top half
of this dance looks like.
1227
00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,003
I bet it goes
something like this.
1228
00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:18,630
(LAUGHS)
1229
00:54:18,671 --> 00:54:20,132
(LAUGHING)
1230
00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:26,346
BARLEY: Ow.
1231
00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:28,849
Ah, you danced your shoelaces
loose there, Pop.
1232
00:54:31,642 --> 00:54:32,728
(SIGHS)
1233
00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:35,564
You know,
I wanna see him, too.
1234
00:54:36,939 --> 00:54:38,942
Yeah, I know.
1235
00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:41,278
It's not fair for you
to call me a screwup
1236
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,156
if you don't give me a chance
to get something right.
1237
00:54:44,864 --> 00:54:46,825
Just do one thing my way.
1238
00:54:48,075 --> 00:54:50,788
You really think
this Path of Peril
1239
00:54:50,828 --> 00:54:52,706
is the best way
to go to the mountain?
1240
00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:57,878
Okay.
1241
00:55:12,391 --> 00:55:15,479
Uh... So, where is
your magic sword?
1242
00:55:15,561 --> 00:55:17,689
It lies beyond those gates.
1243
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,360
If we don't leave here
with the sword,
1244
00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:23,195
your boys are doomed.
1245
00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:25,072
GRECKLIN: There you are.
1246
00:55:25,112 --> 00:55:26,698
One garlic crusher.
1247
00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:28,367
No, Curse Crusher.
1248
00:55:28,407 --> 00:55:30,244
It's a large magical sword.
1249
00:55:30,701 --> 00:55:31,703
Sword.
1250
00:55:31,744 --> 00:55:34,039
Sword, sword, sword.
1251
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,707
I mean, I got this thing.
1252
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:38,293
(LAUGHS) That's it!
How much?
1253
00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:39,503
(GRUNTS)
1254
00:55:39,544 --> 00:55:42,047
- Let's call it, uh, 10.
- LAUREL: Great!
1255
00:55:42,171 --> 00:55:44,007
Forged of the rarest metals,
1256
00:55:44,048 --> 00:55:46,343
the only sword of its kind
in all the land.
1257
00:55:46,801 --> 00:55:47,886
(MANTICORE EXHALES)
1258
00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,681
Hello, old friend.
We shall never part again.
1259
00:55:50,972 --> 00:55:53,183
Oh! Turns out this sword
1260
00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:56,186
is the only sword of its kind
in all the land.
1261
00:55:56,352 --> 00:56:00,065
So, let's call it 10,000.
(CACKLES)
1262
00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:03,610
- You can't do that!
- Well, I just did. (CACKLES)
1263
00:56:03,651 --> 00:56:05,279
Okay, you had better...
1264
00:56:05,319 --> 00:56:07,239
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Yeah?
1265
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,074
Hey, I talked
to some other officers,
1266
00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:11,118
and they said the boys
were last seen going north.
1267
00:56:11,158 --> 00:56:12,828
- Are they okay?
- They're fine.
1268
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,205
But the officers said...
Well, honey,
1269
00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:17,583
this night keeps getting
stranger and stranger.
1270
00:56:17,623 --> 00:56:19,418
Do you know who I am?
1271
00:56:19,458 --> 00:56:21,628
Some kind of
winged bear-snake lady?
1272
00:56:21,669 --> 00:56:23,755
Argh!
Winged lion-scorpion lady!
1273
00:56:23,796 --> 00:56:25,132
It sure does.
1274
00:56:25,256 --> 00:56:26,842
Listen, I need that sword.
1275
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:28,635
My sons have
a once-in-a-lifetime chance
1276
00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:29,720
to see their father.
1277
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:30,804
Now, my oldest son...
1278
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:34,808
Holy son of a...
You killed her!
1279
00:56:34,849 --> 00:56:37,352
It's okay. She's only
temporarily paralyzed.
1280
00:56:37,476 --> 00:56:38,979
Hey, you can't do this.
1281
00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:40,897
- Well, I just did.
- Grab the sword.
1282
00:56:40,938 --> 00:56:42,065
Don't you touch that.
1283
00:56:42,106 --> 00:56:43,150
Here you go.
1284
00:56:43,190 --> 00:56:44,835
And a little something extra
for your trouble.
1285
00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:45,944
I love your store.
1286
00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:47,446
Oh, that's so pretty.
1287
00:56:47,945 --> 00:56:49,740
Hey! Hey!
1288
00:56:49,822 --> 00:56:51,533
(LAUREL WHOOPING)
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
1289
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:53,035
Laurel, what's happening?
1290
00:56:53,075 --> 00:56:54,595
- MANTICORE: Yeah!
- Hello? Are you all right?
1291
00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:55,662
Laurel?
1292
00:56:55,703 --> 00:56:58,081
Oh, Colt, I can't talk.
The boys need me.
1293
00:56:58,164 --> 00:56:59,791
Wait! (SIGHS)
1294
00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:01,627
Dang those kids.
1295
00:57:06,088 --> 00:57:07,132
Huh.
1296
00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:35,744
BARLEY: ♪ We're heading on a quest ♪
1297
00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:37,329
♪ Our father we must retrieve ♪
1298
00:57:37,453 --> 00:57:39,623
♪ The Lightfoot brothers
can't be stopped ♪
1299
00:57:39,664 --> 00:57:41,083
♪ Something, something ♪
1300
00:57:41,123 --> 00:57:42,918
♪ That rhymes with retrieve ♪
1301
00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:44,044
(EXCLAIMS)
1302
00:57:47,505 --> 00:57:49,299
Yeah, we're still here.
1303
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:53,053
Well, good morning to thee,
dear Lightfoot men.
1304
00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:55,722
Welcome to the Path of Peril.
1305
00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:58,433
IAN: It's not much of a path.
1306
00:57:58,474 --> 00:58:01,019
Well, you know, they never
really developed around here.
1307
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:02,938
So, heads up,
we could run into anything.
1308
00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:05,941
A centicore, wolf dragon,
gelatinous cube.
1309
00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:08,527
Okay, what is a gelatinous cube?
1310
00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:10,487
Oh, it's a giant green cube
1311
00:58:10,528 --> 00:58:13,240
that instantly disintegrates
all that it touches.
1312
00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:15,242
We are not gonna run into a...
Oh! Stop!
1313
00:58:15,282 --> 00:58:16,785
BARLEY: Ahh!
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
1314
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:21,039
(BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF)
1315
00:58:26,001 --> 00:58:27,212
IAN: What is this?
1316
00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:28,755
BARLEY: Bottomless pit.
1317
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:32,551
Whatever falls in there,
falls forever.
1318
00:58:32,633 --> 00:58:34,136
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
1319
00:58:34,218 --> 00:58:35,345
(IAN GASPS)
1320
00:58:35,594 --> 00:58:37,472
Aw, Dad, come here.
1321
00:58:37,763 --> 00:58:38,849
Ian, check it out.
1322
00:58:38,973 --> 00:58:42,227
This is an ancient drawbridge.
1323
00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:43,645
We lower that bad boy
1324
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,189
and we are on our way
to Raven's Point.
1325
00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:49,317
Look around for a lever.
1326
00:58:51,110 --> 00:58:52,237
IAN: Found it.
1327
00:58:52,361 --> 00:58:54,865
But it's on the other side.
1328
00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:57,993
Okay, I got this.
1329
00:58:58,492 --> 00:59:00,037
Aloft Elevar.
1330
00:59:03,205 --> 00:59:04,332
(BARLEY SNORTS)
1331
00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:06,042
You can't cast
a levitation spell
1332
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:07,144
on something that far away.
1333
00:59:07,168 --> 00:59:09,713
It only has, like, a 15-meter
enchanting radius. (SNICKERS)
1334
00:59:09,837 --> 00:59:11,631
Dad, can you believe this guy?
1335
00:59:12,923 --> 00:59:15,343
What we need is a Trust Bridge.
1336
00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:17,637
It's a spell that creates
a magical bridge
1337
00:59:17,678 --> 00:59:18,972
you can walk on.
1338
00:59:19,096 --> 00:59:22,225
Just say "Bridgrigar Invisia."
1339
00:59:22,349 --> 00:59:24,478
Okay. Bridgrigar Invisia.
1340
00:59:24,602 --> 00:59:26,813
Bridgrigar Invisia!
1341
00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:32,069
- It didn't work.
- No, the spell's still going.
1342
00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:34,529
You won't know if your bridge
worked until you step on it.
1343
00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:35,655
Step on what?
1344
00:59:35,696 --> 00:59:37,824
If you believe the bridge
is there, then it's there.
1345
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,910
- But it's not.
- Well, not with that attitude.
1346
00:59:39,950 --> 00:59:42,078
I'm not gonna step out
onto nothing.
1347
00:59:45,122 --> 00:59:46,750
Now we've got a rope.
1348
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:48,268
But you're not gonna
even need it because...
1349
00:59:48,292 --> 00:59:49,544
- I want the rope!
- Okay.
1350
00:59:49,585 --> 00:59:51,313
I'm just saying you're not
gonna need the rope,
1351
00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:53,423
because I know
you can make that bridge.
1352
00:59:53,839 --> 00:59:54,966
(GRUNTS)
1353
01:00:01,847 --> 01:00:03,558
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
1354
01:00:04,183 --> 01:00:06,353
I'm dying! I'm dying!
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
1355
01:00:06,393 --> 01:00:08,021
- Oh, my life is over.
- I got you.
1356
01:00:08,145 --> 01:00:09,397
(STRAINING)
1357
01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:12,776
Okay, you fell.
1358
01:00:12,817 --> 01:00:14,486
- But was that so bad?
- Yes!
1359
01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:17,447
- Are you still alive?
- Yes.
1360
01:00:17,571 --> 01:00:20,325
Okay, so now you know
the worst that can happen.
1361
01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:22,828
So, there's nothing
to be scared of, right?
1362
01:00:23,452 --> 01:00:24,496
(EXHALES)
1363
01:00:26,747 --> 01:00:29,376
Bridgrigar Invisia!
1364
01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:36,258
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Hey. You can do this.
1365
01:00:43,597 --> 01:00:44,766
(BOTH LAUGH EXCITEDLY)
1366
01:00:44,932 --> 01:00:46,560
- Yeah!
- There you go!
1367
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:48,311
(YELPS)
(GASPS)
1368
01:00:48,477 --> 01:00:49,646
(PANTING)
1369
01:00:49,728 --> 01:00:51,314
Believe with every step.
1370
01:00:51,355 --> 01:00:52,649
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1371
01:00:54,024 --> 01:00:55,819
(CHUCKLES)
BARLEY: Oh, yeah!
1372
01:00:59,446 --> 01:01:00,574
You've got me, right?
1373
01:01:00,614 --> 01:01:01,658
I still got you.
1374
01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:03,577
(BARLEY WHOOPING)
1375
01:01:03,617 --> 01:01:06,413
Ian Lightfoot is fearless.
1376
01:01:08,747 --> 01:01:09,833
(GASPS)
1377
01:01:10,374 --> 01:01:12,752
This is amazing! (LAUGHS)
1378
01:01:15,421 --> 01:01:17,090
Yeah! But just keep going.
1379
01:01:17,131 --> 01:01:20,010
Don't look back.
Just straight ahead.
1380
01:01:20,467 --> 01:01:21,761
(LAUGHS)
1381
01:01:21,802 --> 01:01:23,722
You've still got the rope,
right?
1382
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:25,348
Yeah, I got it.
1383
01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:28,268
I am not afraid!
1384
01:01:28,309 --> 01:01:31,187
Oh, man,
I could stay out here all day.
1385
01:01:31,228 --> 01:01:32,439
Huh. Huh.
1386
01:01:32,479 --> 01:01:35,317
Okay, but keep moving.
We've gotta see Dad, remember?
1387
01:01:35,357 --> 01:01:38,987
Hey, Dad,
this last step is for you.
1388
01:01:40,362 --> 01:01:42,365
(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
Ahh!
1389
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:49,122
Oh. (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
1390
01:01:49,371 --> 01:01:51,166
(WHIMPERING)
1391
01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:58,340
(LAUGHS) He did it, Dad.
1392
01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,633
(WHOOPING)
1393
01:02:06,138 --> 01:02:08,391
(LAUGHS) That was amazing.
1394
01:02:08,515 --> 01:02:11,102
How long was the rope gone?
1395
01:02:11,143 --> 01:02:13,897
Oh, just, like,
the second half of it.
1396
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,608
I needed that rope.
1397
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:18,902
Oh, but did you?
1398
01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:26,952
Ian! Look.
1399
01:02:28,452 --> 01:02:29,955
It's a raven.
1400
01:02:31,121 --> 01:02:33,959
The clue on the menu said
Raven's Point.
1401
01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:36,753
Yeah. In the mountains.
1402
01:02:37,670 --> 01:02:39,798
But maybe the puzzle
didn't mean the mountain.
1403
01:02:40,172 --> 01:02:42,884
Maybe it means follow
where the raven is pointing.
1404
01:02:46,762 --> 01:02:48,515
(LAUGHS) It's another raven.
1405
01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:51,559
That one could be
pointing to another raven,
1406
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,978
all the way to the gem.
1407
01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:55,814
I... I had us going
the wrong way.
1408
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:58,233
Well, I told you.
My gut knows where to go.
1409
01:02:58,273 --> 01:03:00,110
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Don't you, boy? Yes, you do.
1410
01:03:00,150 --> 01:03:01,278
(CHUCKLES)
1411
01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:03,029
- Huh.
- Come on, Dad.
1412
01:03:03,070 --> 01:03:05,198
Guinevere will get us
to that raven in no time.
1413
01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:06,449
(SIREN WAILING)
1414
01:03:11,078 --> 01:03:13,665
You guys... (GRUNTING)
1415
01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:16,084
are in trouble, big time.
1416
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:17,711
No, no, no, Colt.
We found a spell.
1417
01:03:17,751 --> 01:03:20,547
If we finish it before sunset,
we'll get to see our father.
1418
01:03:20,587 --> 01:03:21,798
Ahh!
1419
01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:23,967
Well, uh, your mom told me
1420
01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:26,469
there was some kind
of strange (CLEARS THROAT)
1421
01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:28,013
family issue going on,
1422
01:03:28,053 --> 01:03:30,807
and this is definitely strange.
1423
01:03:30,931 --> 01:03:32,017
But no, dang it.
1424
01:03:32,057 --> 01:03:33,977
I'm not letting you
upset your mother anymore.
1425
01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:36,312
Now you get in the vehicle,
I'm escorting you home.
1426
01:03:36,353 --> 01:03:37,480
No. No way.
1427
01:03:37,604 --> 01:03:39,399
I'm giving you
to the count of three.
1428
01:03:39,940 --> 01:03:41,234
(CLOPPING)
1429
01:03:41,567 --> 01:03:43,737
- Okay, we'll go.
- Ian.
1430
01:03:43,861 --> 01:03:45,989
He's a police officer.
1431
01:03:48,615 --> 01:03:50,410
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
1432
01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:54,080
What are you doing?
1433
01:03:54,204 --> 01:03:55,665
I don't know.
1434
01:03:56,874 --> 01:03:58,376
(EXCLAIMS) Son of a...
1435
01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:00,587
(PANTING HEAVILY)
1436
01:04:00,919 --> 01:04:02,756
I need backup. Runaway van!
1437
01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:04,257
(BARLEY LAUGHING)
1438
01:04:04,298 --> 01:04:07,344
Yeah! Iandore Lightfoot,
breaking the rules.
1439
01:04:07,384 --> 01:04:09,054
I can't believe
I'm running from the cops.
1440
01:04:09,094 --> 01:04:10,405
BARLEY: You're not running
from the cops,
1441
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:12,682
you're running from
our mom's boyfriend.
1442
01:04:12,723 --> 01:04:13,892
(SIRENS WAILING)
1443
01:04:13,932 --> 01:04:15,894
Okay, now you're running
from the cops.
1444
01:04:21,732 --> 01:04:23,026
(GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION)
1445
01:04:27,446 --> 01:04:28,490
Hold on!
1446
01:04:29,156 --> 01:04:31,076
BARLEY: Whoa! (LAUGHS)
1447
01:04:34,578 --> 01:04:36,956
Yeah! Nice going, Guinevere!
1448
01:04:36,997 --> 01:04:38,375
(BARLEY WHOOPING)
1449
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:42,087
(BOTH GASP)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1450
01:04:53,013 --> 01:04:55,141
Oh, what did I do?
I shouldn't have driven away.
1451
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:56,810
No, it was great.
1452
01:04:56,934 --> 01:04:58,411
Hey, block the road
with those boulders.
1453
01:04:58,435 --> 01:04:59,854
What? How?
1454
01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:01,147
Arcane Lightning.
1455
01:05:01,647 --> 01:05:02,874
You said
that's the hardest spell.
1456
01:05:02,898 --> 01:05:04,067
You are ready.
1457
01:05:04,108 --> 01:05:05,735
"To make lightning
strike with ease,"
1458
01:05:05,776 --> 01:05:07,278
"one must follow all decrees."
1459
01:05:07,319 --> 01:05:08,404
You have to do everything.
1460
01:05:08,529 --> 01:05:09,631
Speak from your heart's fire,
1461
01:05:09,655 --> 01:05:12,033
trust yourself, focus,
all of it.
1462
01:05:14,076 --> 01:05:16,621
Voltar Thundasir. (SIGHS)
1463
01:05:17,621 --> 01:05:19,249
Voltar Thundasir.
1464
01:05:19,331 --> 01:05:21,126
Voltar Thundasir!
1465
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,669
(STRAINING)
1466
01:05:22,709 --> 01:05:24,379
(SIRENS WAILING)
(STAFF CRACKLING)
1467
01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,131
(GRUNTS)
1468
01:05:28,006 --> 01:05:30,593
I can't! I can't do it.
1469
01:05:30,634 --> 01:05:32,137
(PANTING)
1470
01:05:32,177 --> 01:05:36,391
We're not gonna see you, Dad.
And it's all my fault.
1471
01:05:43,856 --> 01:05:45,525
(ENGINE STARTS)
1472
01:05:48,944 --> 01:05:50,296
(INSPIRING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1473
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:51,614
(SIRENS WAILING)
1474
01:05:55,993 --> 01:05:57,162
What are you doing?
1475
01:06:42,789 --> 01:06:44,292
What the...?
1476
01:06:53,508 --> 01:06:54,761
Barley.
1477
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,722
She was just a beat-up old van.
1478
01:06:59,014 --> 01:07:00,934
Come on, we gotta go.
1479
01:07:07,272 --> 01:07:08,524
(PANTING)
1480
01:07:11,818 --> 01:07:12,862
(GROWLS)
1481
01:07:24,122 --> 01:07:25,458
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1482
01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:02,787
(GRUNTING)
1483
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:05,873
Wait.
1484
01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:22,599
Oh. You see that, Dad?
1485
01:08:22,639 --> 01:08:25,560
The apprentice has become
the master. (CHUCKLES)
1486
01:08:27,644 --> 01:08:29,188
It looks like water.
1487
01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:36,195
IAN: So, what's the, uh,
X mean?
1488
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,948
On a quest,
an X only means one thing.
1489
01:08:39,656 --> 01:08:42,994
We go to the end of the water,
we'll find that Phoenix Gem.
1490
01:08:53,253 --> 01:08:54,589
(SNARLING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
1491
01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:56,507
Unicorns!
1492
01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:16,611
IAN: Whoa.
1493
01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:20,490
Cool.
1494
01:09:23,742 --> 01:09:26,621
(SIGHS) This water
could go on for miles.
1495
01:09:26,661 --> 01:09:28,206
We don't have that kinda time.
1496
01:09:28,955 --> 01:09:30,917
If we had something to float on,
1497
01:09:30,957 --> 01:09:32,919
we could cast
a velocity spell on it,
1498
01:09:32,959 --> 01:09:34,879
fly down the tunnel
like a magic jet ski.
1499
01:09:34,961 --> 01:09:37,256
IAN: Well, there's not much
to float on.
1500
01:09:37,381 --> 01:09:39,050
Remember, on a quest,
1501
01:09:39,091 --> 01:09:41,678
you have to use what you've got.
1502
01:09:43,553 --> 01:09:45,807
IAN: Magnora Gantuan!
1503
01:09:46,556 --> 01:09:47,725
(SPLASHING)
1504
01:09:47,766 --> 01:09:49,310
IAN: Woo-hoo!
(BARLEY LAUGHS)
1505
01:09:50,394 --> 01:09:51,938
Accelior!
1506
01:09:53,146 --> 01:09:54,524
BOTH: Whoa!
1507
01:09:54,564 --> 01:09:56,859
(CHUCKLES)
This is actually kinda cool.
1508
01:09:56,983 --> 01:09:59,821
So, what other spells
do you know?
1509
01:09:59,861 --> 01:10:02,156
(CHUCKLES) Brace yourself,
young mage.
1510
01:10:02,197 --> 01:10:05,034
I know all there is
to know of magic.
1511
01:10:08,203 --> 01:10:09,722
LAUREL: Colt, we know
where the boys are going.
1512
01:10:09,746 --> 01:10:12,083
We just have to get to them
before they unleash the curse.
1513
01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:14,627
- COLT: (OVER PHONE) The what?
- Let's crush some curses!
1514
01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:16,187
The curse. The curse
that protects the gem
1515
01:10:16,211 --> 01:10:17,689
by turning into
a rock dragon or something.
1516
01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:18,756
A what dragon?
1517
01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:19,841
I can't explain it.
1518
01:10:19,881 --> 01:10:21,843
I just know we have
to get to the boys fast.
1519
01:10:21,883 --> 01:10:24,178
Oh, we'll get to them fast.
We'll get to them so fast.
1520
01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:25,847
(SLURPING)
Oh!
1521
01:10:25,887 --> 01:10:29,100
Well, I almost had 'em,
but Ian, he just drove off.
1522
01:10:29,141 --> 01:10:30,852
- Huh. Good for him.
- What?
1523
01:10:30,892 --> 01:10:32,770
No, I just mean
he's scared to drive.
1524
01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:34,705
Thinks something's gonna
come at him out of the...
1525
01:10:34,729 --> 01:10:36,190
(ALL SCREAMING)
1526
01:10:36,231 --> 01:10:37,650
(SHRIEKS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1527
01:10:38,442 --> 01:10:39,902
(EXCLAIMS)
(BOTH SCREAM)
1528
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,821
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
1529
01:10:42,446 --> 01:10:43,489
(CRASHING)
1530
01:10:45,365 --> 01:10:46,951
Oh! I think I stung my leg.
1531
01:10:47,075 --> 01:10:49,120
COLT: Laurel, what happened?
What's goin' on?
1532
01:10:49,161 --> 01:10:50,663
You almost killed me, lady.
1533
01:10:50,704 --> 01:10:52,623
Are you okay?
Where did you come from?
1534
01:10:52,664 --> 01:10:54,000
You were in our flight path.
1535
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,251
(SPRITES GRUMBLING)
1536
01:10:55,292 --> 01:10:57,128
- SPRITE 1: Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
1537
01:10:57,169 --> 01:10:58,796
Oh, no. Our transport!
1538
01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:00,923
How are we going
to get to your sons now?
1539
01:11:00,964 --> 01:11:03,968
Come on, Pixie Dusters,
let's take to the skies.
1540
01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:06,095
SPRITES: Yeah!
SPRITE 2: I was born to fly!
1541
01:11:07,345 --> 01:11:10,099
How do you feel
about exercising those wings?
1542
01:11:10,974 --> 01:11:12,018
(NERVOUSLY) Uh...
1543
01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:16,022
Boombastia!
1544
01:11:16,062 --> 01:11:18,399
- Ah, remember...
- Oh, right.
1545
01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:20,276
Boombastia!
1546
01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:22,653
Whoa!
(BARLEY LAUGHS)
1547
01:11:22,694 --> 01:11:25,323
Yeah! You're a natural!
Think fast.
1548
01:11:25,363 --> 01:11:26,657
Aloft Elevar!
1549
01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:28,868
Yeah! (GRUNTS) Nice!
1550
01:11:30,118 --> 01:11:31,762
Careful how much boat
you're eating there, man,
1551
01:11:31,786 --> 01:11:33,639
we still gotta make it
to the end of the tunnel.
1552
01:11:33,663 --> 01:11:35,166
Yeah. Good point.
1553
01:11:35,832 --> 01:11:37,001
(CHUCKLES)
1554
01:11:38,668 --> 01:11:41,088
(SIGHS) I can't believe
I'm this close
1555
01:11:41,129 --> 01:11:42,882
to actually talking to Dad.
1556
01:11:43,006 --> 01:11:44,108
You know what I'm gonna ask him?
1557
01:11:44,132 --> 01:11:45,568
If he ever gave himself
a wizard name.
1558
01:11:45,592 --> 01:11:46,636
What?
1559
01:11:46,676 --> 01:11:47,737
Well, 'cause he was into magic.
1560
01:11:47,761 --> 01:11:49,138
Lots of wizards have cool names.
1561
01:11:49,179 --> 01:11:50,765
Alora the Majestic.
1562
01:11:50,889 --> 01:11:53,309
Birdar the Fanciful.
(CHUCKLES)
1563
01:11:53,350 --> 01:11:54,894
Anyway, it'll just be nice
1564
01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:56,896
to have more than
four memories of him.
1565
01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:58,356
- Uh, three.
- Hmm?
1566
01:11:58,396 --> 01:11:59,857
You only have three memories.
1567
01:11:59,898 --> 01:12:01,108
Oh, yeah.
1568
01:12:01,233 --> 01:12:02,568
Barley, do you have
1569
01:12:02,609 --> 01:12:04,278
another memory of Dad
you haven't told me?
1570
01:12:04,569 --> 01:12:07,907
No, it's just not my favorite.
1571
01:12:07,948 --> 01:12:09,200
What do you mean?
1572
01:12:09,449 --> 01:12:10,743
(SIGHS)
1573
01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:14,038
When Dad was sick,
1574
01:12:14,621 --> 01:12:19,460
I was supposed to go in
and say goodbye to him.
1575
01:12:20,585 --> 01:12:23,798
But he was hooked up
to all these tubes,
1576
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:28,094
and he just
didn't look like himself.
1577
01:12:29,177 --> 01:12:31,180
I got scared,
1578
01:12:32,305 --> 01:12:34,350
and I didn't go in.
1579
01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:38,729
That's when I decided
1580
01:12:38,770 --> 01:12:41,732
I was never gonna be
scared ever again.
1581
01:12:46,653 --> 01:12:49,240
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Looks like
we're coming up on somethin'.
1582
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:00,835
The final gauntlet.
1583
01:13:13,513 --> 01:13:16,100
The Phoenix Gem
is just on the other side.
1584
01:13:19,144 --> 01:13:22,106
Careful, there could be
booby traps.
1585
01:13:22,147 --> 01:13:24,108
This place is, like,
1,000 years old.
1586
01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:25,484
There's no way there could be...
1587
01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:29,071
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
(WIND WHOOSHES)
1588
01:13:32,198 --> 01:13:33,534
Oh, no.
1589
01:13:34,618 --> 01:13:36,120
It can't be.
1590
01:13:37,954 --> 01:13:39,832
A gelatinous cube!
1591
01:13:41,124 --> 01:13:43,252
(GASPS)
(SIZZLES)
1592
01:13:44,794 --> 01:13:46,047
(CREAKING)
1593
01:13:46,338 --> 01:13:47,381
Run!
1594
01:13:47,422 --> 01:13:48,608
Whoa! Wait!
It's some kind of puzzle.
1595
01:13:48,632 --> 01:13:49,817
We gotta figure it out before...
1596
01:13:49,841 --> 01:13:51,344
No time. Grab a shield.
1597
01:13:51,384 --> 01:13:52,511
(GRUNTING)
1598
01:13:54,512 --> 01:13:55,848
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1599
01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:05,733
- Jump! Trust me!
- What?
1600
01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:07,777
(YELLING)
1601
01:14:07,817 --> 01:14:08,986
Aloft Elevar!
1602
01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:11,405
(LAUGHS)
1603
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:13,324
Ow. (GRUNTS)
1604
01:14:15,075 --> 01:14:16,118
Ian.
1605
01:14:18,536 --> 01:14:19,789
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1606
01:14:24,501 --> 01:14:26,253
(BOTH PANTING)
1607
01:14:26,294 --> 01:14:27,380
Whew!
1608
01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:29,840
(EXCLAIMS) Don't step on that.
1609
01:14:30,298 --> 01:14:31,801
(RUMBLING)
1610
01:14:32,592 --> 01:14:34,720
(BARLEY YELPS)
I didn't touch it.
1611
01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:39,850
Voltar Thundasir!
1612
01:14:44,396 --> 01:14:45,439
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
1613
01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:50,027
The tile down there has
the same shape as the opening.
1614
01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:51,570
Maybe we were supposed
to step on it?
1615
01:14:51,611 --> 01:14:52,655
- What?
- I got it.
1616
01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:53,739
No, Barley!
1617
01:14:58,535 --> 01:14:59,745
(GASPS)
1618
01:15:01,121 --> 01:15:02,331
Oh! It's working!
1619
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:07,545
(GASPS) It's impossible.
1620
01:15:08,461 --> 01:15:11,006
No one can hold
their breath that long.
1621
01:15:11,047 --> 01:15:12,925
(BOTH GASP)
1622
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,344
(BOTH TAKE DEEP BREATH)
1623
01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:25,438
(BOTH TAKE DEEP BREATHS)
1624
01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:36,824
(GASPING)
1625
01:15:41,494 --> 01:15:43,038
(BOTH LAUGH)
1626
01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:45,750
We made it!
1627
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:47,042
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
1628
01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:49,795
The Phoenix Gem
awaits beyond this door.
1629
01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:51,046
Shall we?
1630
01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:52,840
We certainly shall!
1631
01:15:52,964 --> 01:15:54,800
Dad, we have followed the quest,
1632
01:15:54,841 --> 01:15:57,845
and it has led us
to our victory!
1633
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:13,903
(BUS HONKING)
1634
01:16:16,905 --> 01:16:18,574
We're back home.
1635
01:16:18,615 --> 01:16:21,619
No, that doesn't make sense.
We took the Path of Peril.
1636
01:16:21,659 --> 01:16:22,745
We followed the ravens,
1637
01:16:22,786 --> 01:16:24,163
we went to the end
of the water...
1638
01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:27,291
Unless the X meant
stay away from the water.
1639
01:16:27,332 --> 01:16:28,918
Or it could be,
like, a campfire?
1640
01:16:29,584 --> 01:16:30,853
It's okay.
We can figure this out.
1641
01:16:30,877 --> 01:16:33,339
Figure out what?
We're back where we started.
1642
01:16:33,463 --> 01:16:35,107
I mean, it has to be here.
There was a gauntlet.
1643
01:16:35,131 --> 01:16:36,842
I mean,
unless that gauntlet was for,
1644
01:16:36,883 --> 01:16:38,594
coincidentally,
some different quest.
1645
01:16:38,718 --> 01:16:39,970
- That's a possibility.
- What?
1646
01:16:40,011 --> 01:16:42,598
No, no, no. This has to be
where the Phoenix Gem is.
1647
01:16:43,556 --> 01:16:44,725
I followed my gut.
1648
01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:47,853
- Oh, no.
- What?
1649
01:16:48,311 --> 01:16:50,314
The gem is in the mountain.
1650
01:16:50,438 --> 01:16:52,233
The mountain
we could have been to
1651
01:16:52,273 --> 01:16:54,235
hours ago if we just...
1652
01:16:54,275 --> 01:16:55,945
If we just stayed
on the expressway.
1653
01:16:55,985 --> 01:16:57,738
No, the expressway
is too obvious.
1654
01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:58,923
You can never take
the obvious...
1655
01:16:58,947 --> 01:17:01,283
If I hadn't listened to you!
Okay?
1656
01:17:01,407 --> 01:17:02,827
I can't believe this.
1657
01:17:02,951 --> 01:17:05,287
You act like you know
what you're doing,
1658
01:17:05,328 --> 01:17:06,747
but you don't have a clue,
1659
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:09,583
and that's because
you are a screwup.
1660
01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,377
And now you've screwed up
my chance
1661
01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:13,212
to have the one thing
I never had!
1662
01:17:19,759 --> 01:17:20,845
Where are you going?
1663
01:17:20,969 --> 01:17:23,514
To spend what little time
we have left with Dad.
1664
01:17:24,806 --> 01:17:26,308
Ian, wait!
1665
01:17:27,058 --> 01:17:29,603
We can still find
the Phoenix Gem.
1666
01:17:29,727 --> 01:17:31,814
We just have to keep lookin'.
1667
01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:34,149
Ian!
1668
01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:36,068
Ian!
1669
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:48,789
No, Dad.
1670
01:17:48,913 --> 01:17:50,124
He's not here.
1671
01:18:00,091 --> 01:18:01,468
(PANTING)
1672
01:18:01,926 --> 01:18:04,430
Come on. Where is it?
1673
01:18:05,221 --> 01:18:06,515
Follow the water.
1674
01:18:13,354 --> 01:18:14,398
Ugh...
1675
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,066
All right. Come on,
out of the fountain.
1676
01:18:16,482 --> 01:18:18,527
No, I'm looking
for an ancient gem.
1677
01:18:18,693 --> 01:18:20,613
Oh, yeah, we know.
"The old days."
1678
01:18:20,653 --> 01:18:22,406
No! Stop! Please! No!
1679
01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:23,741
Okay, ow, okay!
1680
01:18:23,781 --> 01:18:25,826
Okay. I'm leaving.
1681
01:18:26,534 --> 01:18:27,912
WORKER 1: Hey!
WORKER 2: Come on!
1682
01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:31,874
Can someone call the cops?
We got the history buff again.
1683
01:18:31,915 --> 01:18:33,834
(PANTING)
1684
01:18:59,484 --> 01:19:01,195
IAN: I can't do this.
BARLEY: Yes, you can.
1685
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:03,864
- I'm not ready!
- You'll never be ready. Merge!
1686
01:19:05,865 --> 01:19:07,159
Nice job!
1687
01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:08,953
(PEN CLICKS)
1688
01:19:15,583 --> 01:19:18,087
- Think fast.
- Aloft Elevar!
1689
01:19:24,384 --> 01:19:26,011
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1690
01:19:36,229 --> 01:19:37,273
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1691
01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:43,112
(SPUTTERING)
1692
01:19:43,152 --> 01:19:44,446
(BOTH GIGGLE)
1693
01:19:46,447 --> 01:19:48,158
(BOTH GRUNTING AND GIGGLING)
1694
01:19:48,199 --> 01:19:49,952
(YELPS)
(GIGGLES)
1695
01:19:53,621 --> 01:19:55,082
Woo-hoo!
1696
01:19:55,665 --> 01:19:57,292
BARLEY: I know
you're stronger than that.
1697
01:19:57,333 --> 01:20:00,045
My little brother
has the magic gift.
1698
01:20:00,086 --> 01:20:01,422
Don't hold back.
1699
01:20:01,462 --> 01:20:03,299
Hey. You can do this.
1700
01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:24,945
(PANTING)
1701
01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:28,782
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1702
01:20:30,241 --> 01:20:33,203
SPECTER: Okay, come on.
Get down right now.
1703
01:20:48,926 --> 01:20:50,721
(STONES RUMBLING)
(GASPS)
1704
01:20:55,975 --> 01:20:58,270
Yeah! Yeah! (LAUGHS)
1705
01:21:04,776 --> 01:21:05,544
Barley!
1706
01:21:05,568 --> 01:21:06,987
Ian! Look!
1707
01:21:07,779 --> 01:21:08,906
(LAUGHS)
1708
01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:11,700
Behind you!
1709
01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:13,827
(GASPS)
1710
01:21:14,952 --> 01:21:16,538
It's a curse.
1711
01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,461
(WOMAN EXCLAIMS)
1712
01:21:25,922 --> 01:21:27,049
(ALL GASPING)
1713
01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:37,351
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1714
01:21:54,826 --> 01:21:55,869
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1715
01:21:56,577 --> 01:21:57,746
(WHIMPERS)
1716
01:21:57,787 --> 01:21:59,540
(PEOPLE WHIMPERING)
1717
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,627
(GASPS)
1718
01:22:04,627 --> 01:22:06,004
(ROARS)
1719
01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:11,760
Barley, run!
1720
01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:18,100
What do you want? The gem?
1721
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:20,185
Fine, take it!
1722
01:22:24,397 --> 01:22:25,441
Ha-ha!
1723
01:22:34,782 --> 01:22:35,868
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1724
01:22:36,826 --> 01:22:38,036
(EXCLAIMS)
1725
01:22:45,376 --> 01:22:46,420
(ROARS)
1726
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:48,505
The Manticore!
1727
01:22:48,546 --> 01:22:49,590
Mom?
1728
01:22:49,755 --> 01:22:52,009
It's okay, boys,
we'll take care...
1729
01:22:52,049 --> 01:22:54,261
Whoa... You're tilting!
You're tilting!
1730
01:22:54,385 --> 01:22:56,597
- Mom!
- Go see your father!
1731
01:22:56,721 --> 01:22:59,641
It's okay! If they stab
the beast's core
1732
01:23:00,933 --> 01:23:01,952
with that sword,
the curse will be broken.
1733
01:23:01,976 --> 01:23:03,020
Come on!
1734
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:06,940
(GROWLS)
1735
01:23:07,565 --> 01:23:08,942
(MANTICORE LAUGHS)
1736
01:23:17,408 --> 01:23:18,827
(MANTICORE PANTING)
1737
01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:24,041
(MANTICORE ROARS)
1738
01:23:31,631 --> 01:23:34,509
Barley, what I said before...
I am so sorry.
1739
01:23:34,550 --> 01:23:36,428
There's no time.
The sun's about to set.
1740
01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:38,263
(WHIMPERS)
1741
01:23:38,304 --> 01:23:40,724
Only once is all we get,
grant me this rebirth.
1742
01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:44,311
Till tomorrow's sun has set,
one day to walk the earth!
1743
01:23:45,269 --> 01:23:46,522
(ROARS)
1744
01:23:47,396 --> 01:23:49,358
Time to crush a curse!
1745
01:23:52,526 --> 01:23:53,612
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1746
01:23:55,154 --> 01:23:56,281
(GROANS)
(BONES CRACKING)
1747
01:23:56,322 --> 01:23:58,075
Ooh, my back.
(DRAGON ROARS)
1748
01:23:59,867 --> 01:24:00,953
(LAUREL GASPS)
1749
01:24:03,412 --> 01:24:05,082
I am a mighty warrior.
1750
01:24:05,498 --> 01:24:06,792
(PANTING)
1751
01:24:15,341 --> 01:24:17,636
I am a mighty warrior!
1752
01:24:23,683 --> 01:24:26,186
Hurry!
I can't hold this for long!
1753
01:24:31,315 --> 01:24:32,359
(STRAINING)
1754
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,695
No! No, no, no!
Barley!
1755
01:24:49,834 --> 01:24:51,253
(STONES RUMBLING)
(GASPS)
1756
01:24:51,294 --> 01:24:52,504
(STRAINING)
1757
01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,721
Boys, it's coming back!
1758
01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:07,394
I'll go distract it.
1759
01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:08,562
What? No!
1760
01:25:08,602 --> 01:25:10,105
If you do that,
you'll miss Dad.
1761
01:25:10,146 --> 01:25:13,400
It's okay.
Say hi to Dad for me.
1762
01:25:14,817 --> 01:25:17,904
- No. You go and say goodbye.
- What?
1763
01:25:17,945 --> 01:25:20,490
I had someone
who looked out for me.
1764
01:25:20,531 --> 01:25:22,409
Someone who pushed me to be
1765
01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:24,453
more than I ever
thought I could be.
1766
01:25:24,785 --> 01:25:26,580
I never had a dad,
1767
01:25:27,496 --> 01:25:29,374
but I always had you.
1768
01:25:38,382 --> 01:25:40,010
Bridgrigar Invisia!
1769
01:25:41,719 --> 01:25:43,055
Boombastia!
1770
01:25:49,143 --> 01:25:50,520
(ROARS)
1771
01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:53,940
Aloft Elevar!
1772
01:25:53,981 --> 01:25:55,317
(GRUNTING)
1773
01:25:55,650 --> 01:25:56,860
(PANTING)
1774
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:05,952
(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
1775
01:26:08,871 --> 01:26:09,915
No!
1776
01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:13,752
(ROARS)
1777
01:26:14,168 --> 01:26:15,212
(WHIMPERS)
1778
01:26:17,963 --> 01:26:19,007
No! No, no, no!
1779
01:26:20,132 --> 01:26:21,635
(STRAINS AND GASPS)
1780
01:26:21,675 --> 01:26:22,719
Use what I have.
1781
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:24,554
Uh, what do I have?
I have nothing.
1782
01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:27,557
Splinter.
Magic in every fiber.
1783
01:26:27,848 --> 01:26:29,851
Magnora Gantuan!
1784
01:26:31,686 --> 01:26:35,065
No!
Voltar Thundasir!
1785
01:26:41,987 --> 01:26:43,031
Ian!
1786
01:26:43,906 --> 01:26:45,158
Accelior!
1787
01:26:52,998 --> 01:26:54,626
(PANTING HEAVILY)
1788
01:27:02,258 --> 01:27:03,885
(PANTING)
1789
01:27:10,641 --> 01:27:11,935
LAUREL: Ian!
1790
01:27:16,897 --> 01:27:17,941
(GASPS)
1791
01:27:45,009 --> 01:27:46,261
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1792
01:27:51,932 --> 01:27:53,185
(GRUNTS)
1793
01:28:02,276 --> 01:28:03,737
(WILDEN LAUGHING)
1794
01:28:13,787 --> 01:28:15,081
(GASPS SOFTLY)
1795
01:28:40,314 --> 01:28:41,650
(SNIFFLES)
1796
01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:49,950
(FOOTSTEPS)
1797
01:28:53,285 --> 01:28:54,496
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1798
01:28:58,374 --> 01:28:59,543
(SIGHS)
1799
01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:01,920
What did he say?
1800
01:29:03,546 --> 01:29:06,550
He said he always thought
his wizard name
1801
01:29:06,590 --> 01:29:09,261
would be Wilden the Whimsical.
1802
01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:12,556
Wow. That's really terrible.
1803
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:14,349
I know. (CHUCKLES)
1804
01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:15,642
(CHUCKLES)
1805
01:29:17,017 --> 01:29:20,021
He also said he's very proud
1806
01:29:20,062 --> 01:29:23,149
of the person you grew up to be.
1807
01:29:24,233 --> 01:29:28,405
Well, I owe
an awful lot of that to you.
1808
01:29:30,114 --> 01:29:32,617
He kinda said that, too.
1809
01:29:35,452 --> 01:29:38,623
Oh, and he told me
to give you this.
1810
01:30:07,526 --> 01:30:10,572
IAN: Long ago,
the world was full of wonder.
1811
01:30:13,282 --> 01:30:16,286
It was adventurous,
exciting,
1812
01:30:16,785 --> 01:30:20,165
and best of all,
there was magic.
1813
01:30:20,247 --> 01:30:22,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1814
01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:24,753
SPRITE: Whoa! Watch it!
1815
01:30:25,669 --> 01:30:28,381
(LAUGHS) Bullseye!
(SPRITES CHEERING)
1816
01:30:28,714 --> 01:30:31,092
And then, with a slash
of my mighty sword,
1817
01:30:31,133 --> 01:30:34,054
I severed the beast's wings
from its wretched body!
1818
01:30:35,262 --> 01:30:38,058
(KIDS GASPING)
Okay, who wants cake?
1819
01:30:38,557 --> 01:30:40,477
(KIDS CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
1820
01:30:41,685 --> 01:30:44,773
And I think, with a little
bit of magic in your life,
1821
01:30:44,813 --> 01:30:46,691
you can do almost anything.
1822
01:30:46,732 --> 01:30:48,777
Is that how you
put the school back together?
1823
01:30:48,817 --> 01:30:49,861
Uh, yes.
1824
01:30:49,902 --> 01:30:51,254
STUDENT: Is that also
how you destroyed
1825
01:30:51,278 --> 01:30:52,614
the school in the first place?
1826
01:30:52,655 --> 01:30:54,407
Uh, also yes.
1827
01:30:54,448 --> 01:30:56,117
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
1828
01:30:56,158 --> 01:30:58,578
- Hey, that was great.
- Thanks.
1829
01:30:58,619 --> 01:31:01,289
- You going to the park later?
- Yeah! See you there.
1830
01:31:06,377 --> 01:31:07,921
Mom! Oof!
1831
01:31:07,961 --> 01:31:09,422
(LAUGHING)
(BLAZEY YIPPING)
1832
01:31:10,255 --> 01:31:11,549
Blazey, down!
1833
01:31:11,590 --> 01:31:13,510
Who's a good dragon?
Who's a good dragon?
1834
01:31:13,550 --> 01:31:14,761
So, how was school?
1835
01:31:14,802 --> 01:31:16,304
It was really good.
1836
01:31:16,345 --> 01:31:17,514
Well, all right.
1837
01:31:17,554 --> 01:31:19,474
Hey, there he is.
You workin' hard?
1838
01:31:19,515 --> 01:31:22,018
No, hardly workin'.
(CHUCKLES)
1839
01:31:22,059 --> 01:31:25,563
Oh, I gotta go. I'm meeting
the Manticore for a night out.
1840
01:31:25,604 --> 01:31:27,415
DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) We got
a one-one-three in progress.
1841
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:28,692
All units report.
1842
01:31:28,732 --> 01:31:30,777
Duty calls.
Time to hit the trails.
1843
01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:32,195
Oh, you forgot your keys!
1844
01:31:32,236 --> 01:31:35,699
Don't need 'em.
I was born to run.
1845
01:31:35,739 --> 01:31:36,866
Hyah!
1846
01:31:41,370 --> 01:31:42,414
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh!
1847
01:31:43,330 --> 01:31:45,417
(GRUNTS)
Ah. (CHUCKLES)
1848
01:31:46,834 --> 01:31:48,336
So, how's the new van?
1849
01:31:48,377 --> 01:31:50,714
Oh. Guinevere the Second
is great.
1850
01:31:50,754 --> 01:31:53,383
I've almost got enough saved
up for a sweet paint job.
1851
01:31:53,424 --> 01:31:55,510
- No, please don't.
- Why not?
1852
01:31:55,634 --> 01:31:58,138
Because I already
took care of it.
1853
01:31:59,430 --> 01:32:01,474
Oh, yeah!
1854
01:32:04,351 --> 01:32:05,495
Okay, best way to the park
is to take
1855
01:32:05,519 --> 01:32:08,314
a little something
called the Road of Ruin.
1856
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:11,067
- Uh... It's too obvious.
- Wait, what?
1857
01:32:11,108 --> 01:32:14,070
On a quest, the clear path
is never the right one.
1858
01:32:17,031 --> 01:32:19,576
BARLEY: (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah!
(IAN LAUGHING)
1859
01:32:54,067 --> 01:32:55,068
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1860
01:33:00,574 --> 01:33:03,495
♪ You're the soul
who understands ♪
1861
01:33:04,495 --> 01:33:07,373
♪ The scars and made me who I am ♪
1862
01:33:08,957 --> 01:33:11,836
♪ Through the drifting
sands of time ♪
1863
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:16,090
♪ I got your back
and you got mine ♪
1864
01:33:17,424 --> 01:33:20,512
♪ If you bear a heavy load ♪
1865
01:33:21,428 --> 01:33:24,474
♪ I'll be your wheels
I'll be the road ♪
1866
01:33:25,682 --> 01:33:28,978
♪ I'll see us through
the thick and thin ♪
1867
01:33:29,978 --> 01:33:33,024
♪ For love and loss
until the end ♪
1868
01:33:33,941 --> 01:33:37,529
♪ 'Cause you carried me with you ♪
1869
01:33:38,904 --> 01:33:41,366
♪ From the highest of the peaks ♪
1870
01:33:41,406 --> 01:33:43,785
♪ To the darkness of the blue ♪
1871
01:33:43,826 --> 01:33:47,497
♪ I was just too blind to see ♪
1872
01:33:48,622 --> 01:33:53,419
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm
You were always guiding me ♪
1873
01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:55,171
♪ Yeah, it's true ♪
1874
01:33:56,255 --> 01:33:59,300
♪ You carried me with you ♪
1875
01:34:01,593 --> 01:34:04,639
♪ From the day it all began ♪
1876
01:34:05,389 --> 01:34:08,393
♪ Yeah, you were there
You took my hand ♪
1877
01:34:09,935 --> 01:34:12,772
♪ And when I hurt a bit too deep ♪
1878
01:34:13,897 --> 01:34:16,943
♪ You watched me
as I fell asleep ♪
1879
01:34:18,235 --> 01:34:21,656
♪ And when my head
was in the cloud ♪
1880
01:34:22,489 --> 01:34:25,869
♪ You found a way to pull me out ♪
1881
01:34:26,910 --> 01:34:30,165
♪ You picked my heart up
off the ground ♪
1882
01:34:31,081 --> 01:34:34,419
♪ And showed me
love was all around ♪
1883
01:34:35,169 --> 01:34:38,965
♪ Yeah, you carried me with you ♪
1884
01:34:40,132 --> 01:34:42,552
♪ From the highest of the peaks ♪
1885
01:34:42,593 --> 01:34:45,096
♪ To the darkness of the blue ♪
1886
01:34:45,137 --> 01:34:48,516
♪ I was just too blind to see ♪
1887
01:34:49,850 --> 01:34:54,731
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm
You were always guiding me ♪
1888
01:34:54,771 --> 01:34:56,399
♪ Yeah, it's true ♪
1889
01:34:57,566 --> 01:35:00,862
♪ You carried me with you ♪
1890
01:35:02,362 --> 01:35:06,201
♪ Oh, we'll be sitting
on the world together ♪
1891
01:35:07,576 --> 01:35:11,372
♪ Watching as the days
turn into night ♪
1892
01:35:12,497 --> 01:35:16,252
♪ We know how to brave
the stormy weather ♪
1893
01:35:16,919 --> 01:35:22,800
♪ And we're never giving up
without a fight ♪
1894
01:35:24,509 --> 01:35:28,681
♪ If you should ever
bear a heavy load ♪
1895
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:32,977
♪ I'll be your wheels
I'll be the road ♪
1896
01:35:33,977 --> 01:35:37,523
♪ I'll see us through
the thick and thin ♪
1897
01:35:38,231 --> 01:35:41,778
♪ For love and loss
until the end ♪
1898
01:35:42,486 --> 01:35:46,282
♪ 'Cause you carried me with you ♪
1899
01:35:47,491 --> 01:35:49,953
♪ From the highest of the peaks ♪
1900
01:35:49,993 --> 01:35:52,330
♪ To the darkness of the blue ♪
1901
01:35:52,371 --> 01:35:56,000
♪ I was just too blind to see ♪
1902
01:35:57,250 --> 01:36:00,380
♪ Like a lighthouse in a storm
You were always guiding me ♪
1903
01:36:02,798 --> 01:36:03,800
♪ Yeah, it's true ♪
1904
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:08,554
♪ You carried me with you ♪
1905
01:36:09,096 --> 01:36:13,351
♪ Oh, you carried me with you ♪
1905
01:36:14,305 --> 01:37:14,900
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