1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:14,557 (gentle festive music) 4 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,020 - Not all dogs shed. 5 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:20,813 Most dogs even have really clean mouths, 6 00:00:20,897 --> 00:00:22,982 even cleaner than ours. 7 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,775 - If we still had the downtown office, 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,110 we could park in the lot, but no, 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,655 Glenn's decided to move the whole operation to the suburbs. 10 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,407 - You can even teach dogs to bring in the papers 11 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:33,033 so you'd never have to leave your chair, Dad. 12 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,452 - There's an empty space, 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,245 here we go, here we go! 14 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,830 Ah, for crying out loud! 15 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:41,083 They oughta ban foreign compact cars. 16 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,543 - Why don't you just park in the lot. 17 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:45,463 - (sighing) For $8? Are you crazy? 18 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:48,883 You know, the city says it's free to go ice skating, okay? 19 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:50,885 The prices of hot chocolate are inflated twice 20 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,678 that of market value, and, and, and ice skating 21 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:55,932 rental fees are outrageous, and they want $8 for parking? 22 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,350 Not from this buckaroo. 23 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:58,852 - You show 'em, Dave. 24 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,520 Now listen, I'm putting all the boys downstairs 25 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:01,897 together in sleeping bags 26 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:03,565 so they can beat each other senseless for all I care. 27 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:05,858 I swear I've never seen those boys not punching each other. 28 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:07,318 - Now, who's in charge of laying out this city? 29 00:01:07,402 --> 00:01:08,570 That's what I'd like to know. 30 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:09,987 There's not a single place to park anywhere. 31 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,572 - I put Matt and Carol in the blue room. 32 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,407 Oh, and don't mention that Carol's turning 50 this year. 33 00:01:13,492 --> 00:01:14,992 She's very sensitive to that. 34 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:15,993 Oh, and do you happen to know 35 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,537 what Daryl got Anna this year for Christmas? 36 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,038 Last year, he got her tube socks, 37 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,623 so I went ahead and sent an email 38 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:22,375 to make sure that doesn't happen again. 39 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:24,002 - Look at this guy! 40 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:26,378 He's way over the line. He's taking up two spaces! 41 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,632 - Dave, are, are you listening to me? 42 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,883 - Yeah, that's fine. 43 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:31,927 - Did you know that houses with dogs 44 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:34,637 are 11% less likely to be broken into? 45 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,930 It's a fact, I read it. 46 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:38,850 - I passed this lady three times now, 47 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:41,393 and she's still going through her purse. 48 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,938 Back out, let somebody else park! 49 00:01:44,022 --> 00:01:46,190 You can go through your purse when you get home. 50 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:52,113 - I wish you would just park the car so we can go downtown. 51 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,990 - Well, I'm trying to park the car. 52 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,700 I've been trying to park the car for half an hour now. 53 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,077 - Just park it already. 54 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:00,997 - Ah-ha, ah-ha! 55 00:02:01,915 --> 00:02:03,958 What's that? You see that? 56 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,042 You see that, Kassandra? 57 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,252 What do you think of that, huh? 58 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,588 - [Kassandra] That's great, Dad. 59 00:02:08,672 --> 00:02:09,922 - Well, you might not think so now, 60 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,883 but one day when you go to college, you'll say to yourself, 61 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,010 I'm here because Dad knew how to save a buck. 62 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:18,430 - [Kassandra] Alison just got a dog. 63 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,267 It's all I want for Christmas, and I was thinking. 64 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:21,935 - [Sandy] Kassandra, we've talked about this. 65 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,103 - [Kassandra] But I would take care of it! 66 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,647 - Did you see this guy? 67 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:26,940 - [Sandy] We're not getting a dog, Kassandra. 68 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:27,773 We've talked about this. 69 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:29,358 A dog is a big deal. 70 00:02:29,442 --> 00:02:31,402 - Are you blind? I'm parking here. 71 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:33,947 Can you believe this guy? 72 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:37,075 Unbelievable. 73 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:40,077 - Hey dummy, don't you see I have my blinker on? 74 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,328 - Jerry! 75 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:42,955 - What'd you call me? 76 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,123 - You heard me. 77 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,000 - Oh, who cares, just let him have his spot! 78 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,252 - Let him, let him have the spot? 79 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,297 What, oh no, look at this, he's trying to inch up. 80 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,798 Oh no, you don't. 81 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:56,052 - He's trying to inch back. 82 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:57,928 I don't believe this. 83 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,638 - (gasps) Dave! 84 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:00,890 - He just hit me! 85 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:01,640 - Oh, can we- - You all saw it! 86 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:02,975 He just hit me. 87 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,518 - Dave, can we please just go park in the garage! 88 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,853 - You just caused an accident, you imbecile! 89 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,982 - Jerry, what are you doing? 90 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,275 - He doesn't wanna move the car? 91 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,735 I'll move it for him. 92 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,987 (cars thudding) - Dave, oh my gosh! 93 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,655 Oh my gosh, he's pushing on us! 94 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,823 - [Dave] Buckle up, Kassandra! 95 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:18,617 - What are you gonna do? 96 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,033 What are you doing? 97 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,368 - I didn't buy this SUV so we could be pushed around. 98 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:23,245 - Oh, what are you- - I'm taking the bull 99 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,455 by the horns- - Dave! (grunts) 100 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,123 - And I'm protecting our territory. 101 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,127 (engine revving) 102 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:31,963 Hang on, girls! 103 00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:35,675 (frenetic orchestral music) 104 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:52,025 - Oh, yeah. 105 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,193 Let's say goodbye to him, too, when he goes by. 106 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:54,985 - [Jerry] Now, you feel better? 107 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,028 Thank you! 108 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,283 - [Dave] Well, there you go. 109 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:01,658 You see what perseverance does? 110 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,172 - How exactly do you expect me to get out? 111 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:17,008 And don't even try to tell me to climb over to your side. 112 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,057 I can't believe you parked this close. 113 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,558 What were you thinking? - (sighs) Honey. 114 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,102 - Seriously, it's embarrassing, what are you doing? 115 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,020 What are, Dave, what are, what are you doing? 116 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,982 Let go of me, Dave! (screaming) 117 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,110 (bright lively music) 118 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:39,322 (Sandy gasping) 119 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:42,117 - All right, who's ready for ice skating? 120 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:42,950 - I am! 121 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,787 - [Child] Come on Amelia, kick the ball! 122 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,748 (children yelling) 123 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,458 - [Child] Hey, look at me! 124 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,418 - [Child] Kick the ball! 125 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:56,297 - I'm sorry, I got a little carried away. 126 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,590 - A little? 127 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:58,925 Dave, you were like a 12-year-old boy 128 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,010 playing bumper cars at the amusement park. 129 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:03,178 - You're right. 130 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,388 You're absolutely right. 131 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,808 - Look, tomorrow my brother and his family come, 132 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:11,812 my sister, her husband, your father, your brother, the kids. 133 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,230 The house is gonna be packed. 134 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,275 I just wanna have a nice quiet evening with my family. 135 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,527 - Absolutely. 136 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:22,532 I will be incident-free until New Year's, scout's honor. 137 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,075 - [Sandy] Okay. 138 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:24,908 - Okay. 139 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:29,372 - Mom, can we divide rooms up by family this year? 140 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:32,667 - [Sandy] Well, I put you and all your cousins together. 141 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,542 - [Dave] It's okay. 142 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,793 - Hey, you're hot! 143 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,298 - But I don't wanna share a room 144 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,967 with Dad's side of the family. 145 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,260 - [Dave] Who's that guy talking to? 146 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:43,343 - What's wrong with Dad's side of family? 147 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:45,303 - [Kassandra] They snore, all of 'em! 148 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:48,140 - All Madisons have sinus problems, honey. 149 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,142 We can't help it. 150 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:51,935 - Well, I'm a Madison, and I don't snore. 151 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,938 - That's because you're a little angel just like Mommy. 152 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:55,982 - Yeah. - Drop the zero. 153 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,608 Come hang with a hero. 154 00:05:57,692 --> 00:05:59,277 (teens whistling) 155 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,277 - Who's he talking to? 156 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,238 Is he talking to you? 157 00:06:02,322 --> 00:06:03,740 - Let it go, Dave. 158 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:06,200 - Hey, trying to spend Christmas here with my family, 159 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,452 you little hooligan! 160 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,702 - [Sandy] Dave, what did we just talk about? 161 00:06:08,787 --> 00:06:10,245 - Perfectly calm. 162 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,457 - You know, maybe we should get 163 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,000 a couple of rooms at the Holiday Inn. 164 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,000 We could afford it. 165 00:06:16,002 --> 00:06:17,878 - What? No, no. 166 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:20,798 I want the whole family together for the holidays. 167 00:06:20,882 --> 00:06:22,967 Nobody is going to, to the Holiday Inn. 168 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,677 - Yeah, but you know what little space we have. 169 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:25,970 - Little space? 170 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,138 We live in a 3,000 square foot home 171 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,765 in one of the nicest neighborhoods 172 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,600 in one of the richest countries in the world. 173 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,895 - [Teen] You're good, babe. 174 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,938 - Dave, ignore it. 175 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:37,732 - Ignore what? 176 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:38,900 I didn't hear anything. 177 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,362 - Mom, my ankles hurt. 178 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:43,195 - Here. 179 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,073 Why don't you and your mom go across the street 180 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,492 to Starbucks and get a hot chocolate. 181 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,912 - What about you, Dad? 182 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:52,705 - No. 183 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:55,542 Gonna go pick up a couple of quick laps, 184 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,710 just like Dad did in the old college days. 185 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,837 - Just be careful, that was 25 years ago. 186 00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:02,257 - 24 years ago. 187 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,383 - Just be careful. 188 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,217 - Always. 189 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:10,055 (bright lively music) 190 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,683 Okay, hot shot. 191 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:15,018 Let's see how you like the view from the ice. 192 00:07:18,982 --> 00:07:21,817 (teen thuds) Oh, pardon me. 193 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:22,818 You little jerk. 194 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,115 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 195 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,950 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 196 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,245 (bright dramatic music) 197 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,247 Do you wanna play rough? 198 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,248 I can play rough. 199 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:42,422 (teen and Dave grunting) 200 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,382 - [Bystander] Somebody call the police! 201 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,800 (crowd cheering) 202 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:47,635 - Dave! 203 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,437 (bright festive music) 204 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,118 (Dave sighing) 205 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,872 (tires spinning) 206 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,295 - Son of a- 207 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,922 - What's the matter? 208 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,175 - We're struck. 209 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,968 - Well, try rocking it. 210 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:35,432 (tires whirring) 211 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,232 - You're just making the grooves deeper. 212 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,777 - All right, you drive, I'll push. 213 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:56,328 Okay, one, two, three. 214 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:59,082 (tires whirring) 215 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,333 (Dave grunting) 216 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:05,503 (bright festive music continues) 217 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,065 Okay, I'm gonna use this board to wedge it under the wheel, 218 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,608 give it something to grip on to. 219 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,320 When I say hit it, let it rip. 220 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,077 (Dave grunting) 221 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,370 - But, Dad, there isn't any friction under the board. 222 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,997 When Mom hits the gas pedal, it's gonna go flying. 223 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,250 - [Dave] Okay. 224 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,210 - [Kassandra] But. 225 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,002 - Hang on, Kassandra. 226 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:45,962 - [Kassandra] But Mom! 227 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,465 - All right, let her rip. 228 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:50,507 (tires whirring) 229 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,300 (board thuds) 230 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,345 (Dave yelling) 231 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,598 (gentle upbeat music) 232 00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:19,328 Ah, be careful. - Okay. 233 00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:21,913 - Well, what happened, then? 234 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,582 - Just a little accident. 235 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,752 - Another accident? 236 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:33,342 Amazing, Darwin is yet to finish the bloody fool off. 237 00:10:34,552 --> 00:10:35,552 - Watch out. - Oh. 238 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,637 - Ow! - Sorry. 239 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,682 - I'll tell you, ever since he was a little boy, 240 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:43,435 that Dave was always quick to lose his temper. (laughing) 241 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,853 Well, here we are. 242 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,272 It's the morning of December 22nd, and the peace and quiet 243 00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:49,942 of the Madison family home is about to end, 244 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,403 and the Bavarian horde of relatives are about 245 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:55,447 to swoop in like a level five tsunami. 246 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,657 This ought to be fun. 247 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:03,247 - [Sandy] Hmm, no, no, I don't like it. 248 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,708 Let's try moving the tree by the fireplace. 249 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,960 (Ben snoring) 250 00:11:09,045 --> 00:11:12,130 (light upbeat music) 251 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,635 (Ben moaning) 252 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:23,683 - [Sandy] Hmm. 253 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,810 - [Dave] Huh, huh? 254 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,063 - Mm, yeah, no. No. 255 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:34,153 You know what, let's try it, um, let's try it over there. 256 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,698 - Okay. - Thanks. 257 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,412 - You are the slowest driver I've ever seen. 258 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,497 - Maybe you should say, thank you, Carol, 259 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,665 for getting to my sister's safely. 260 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,458 - Look at this guy! 261 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,835 Look at this guy! 262 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,295 Are you seriously just gonna let him cut you off? 263 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,927 (Dave grunting) 264 00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:02,263 - (laughing) No, no. 265 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,182 You know what? 266 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,100 Let's try moving the recliner 267 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,810 and putting the tree in the corner. 268 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:09,188 I think that'll look great. 269 00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:10,730 - Me, too. - Okay. 270 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,067 (Dave grunting) Careful. Got it? 271 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,568 - Out of my way, you putz. 272 00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,028 (horn honking) Come on! 273 00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:19,573 (Dave panting) 274 00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:20,407 - Mm, no. 275 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:23,952 - I will stop this car! 276 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,287 I swear to everything holy, 277 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,247 I will stop this car and come back there 278 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,542 and then you'll be in a world of trouble! 279 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,628 (children grunting) 280 00:12:32,712 --> 00:12:33,462 - Perfect. 281 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,340 Okay, just start the fire and we're done. 282 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,468 (light gentle music) 283 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,598 (fire crackling) 284 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:58,862 - Dad! Dad! 285 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,865 Dad! 286 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,117 - Oh no! Dave! 287 00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:05,285 David! David! 288 00:13:07,747 --> 00:13:08,872 - Yeah, What? 289 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,790 - [Sandy] You forgot to open the flue! 290 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,835 - What? 291 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,255 - [Sandy] You forgot to open the flue! 292 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,257 (fire crackling) 293 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,633 (relatives chattering indistinctly) 294 00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:21,218 - Get in with me. Go ahead, girls. 295 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,553 Okay, go ahead, girls. Okay. 296 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,555 Hello, hello! 297 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,432 (children cheering) 298 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:28,683 - [Sandy] How was your trip? 299 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,310 - Oh awful, seven hours and 20 minutes. 300 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,103 That's the longest trip ever. 301 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,690 (relatives chattering) 302 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,775 - Are you okay? - No, we're not hungry! 303 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:37,902 - What do you mean we're not hungry? 304 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,528 You can't tell me when I'm not hungry. 305 00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:40,905 - I'm hungry! 306 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:41,822 - I don't care, I don't want you in that kitchen. 307 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:42,990 They have enough to do in there. 308 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,742 - What kind of toilet paper you got? 309 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,493 - Glad to see you. - Hi! 310 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:47,410 - So good to see you. 311 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,787 - Now, this is my orange soda. 312 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,580 I brought one for every day. 313 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,665 Look, got at my name on it, 314 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,333 DM, Daryl McCormick. 315 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,752 Okay, my name's on it. 316 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,672 - I ain't taking off my shoes, my feet get cold. 317 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:00,423 - I brought my footed pajamas. 318 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,468 - I can't work with those single-ply nonsense. 319 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,388 - What kind of grown man wears footie pajamas? 320 00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:08,515 - I like to be comfortable, okay, Matt? 321 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:11,560 - [Woman] Okay. 322 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,393 Hi! 323 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,813 - We're not handing out free presents this year. 324 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,857 - Oh no, I'm not- - Remember? 325 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,818 - Taking my shoes off, not, this isn't Communist China. 326 00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:23,780 Okay, come on, men, let's storm the kitchen! 327 00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:27,033 - Hey, uh, do me a favor. 328 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,410 Keys are in the jacket. 329 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,787 Go get my luggage, would you? Bad back. 330 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:32,957 - Okay. 331 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:37,293 - (sighing) Merry Christmas, Mister Madison. 332 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,087 - Merry Christmas, Missus Madison. 333 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:46,303 ("We Wish You a Merry Christmas") 334 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,947 - [Matt] So how are you Mister Madison? 335 00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:07,742 - Well, I'm still alive. 336 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:16,542 Oh, enough of this small talk. 337 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,752 Let's turn on the TV. 338 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,588 - Hey, Dad. 339 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:22,673 - [Daryl] Yeah. 340 00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:24,883 - Isn't it true that Santa Claus is real? 341 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,760 - Of course he's real. 342 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,887 - See, told you. 343 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,727 - I really don't think that making a batch 344 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,395 or two of cookies is gonna hurt us. 345 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,688 - Cookies can be very harmful. 346 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,317 - I'll tell you what. 347 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,735 We'll go to the gym on December 26th and burn it off. 348 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,027 What do you say? 349 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,903 - It's not just the calories, Mom. 350 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,197 There's also the long term effects 351 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,865 of over-exposure to sugar, 352 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,285 which can change your insulin sensitivity 353 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,787 and you could get diabetes. 354 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,582 - I don't think we're in any real danger of that. 355 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:57,750 - Well, maybe not. 356 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,918 But it can also cause tooth decay, anxiety, 357 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,797 and a depressed feeling after you crash from a sugar high. 358 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,923 No, thank you. 359 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,133 - Kassandra, come on, he's doing it! 360 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,718 - Gotta go, Mom. 361 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,303 Brandon's gonna prove that Santa Claus is real. 362 00:16:11,347 --> 00:16:12,347 - Have fun! 363 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,725 - Here's part one of my experiments 364 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,770 to prove that Santa Claus is real. 365 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:18,770 All right, I want you guys to wait out here 366 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,438 and witness me going into the house. 367 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:21,732 Everyone else is already inside. 368 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,902 (light playful music) 369 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,403 - [Child In Red Cap] What's that for? 370 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,738 - In case I get I get stuck in the chimney, 371 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,907 my brothers can pull me out. 372 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,908 - Ah, smart. 373 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,870 - Here we go. 374 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,838 - What's that for? 375 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,173 - Brandon tied it around his waist 376 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,175 so if he gets stuck we can pull him down. 377 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,593 - Ah, smart! 378 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,928 - Brandon's no dummy. 379 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,433 - Come on Brandon, you can do it. 380 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,103 - I'm stuck! 381 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,020 Help, help! 382 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,775 Help, I'm stuck, help, help! 383 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,277 Help! - Guys, pull! 384 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,112 (Brandon yelling) 385 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:19,707 - Cookies! 386 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,045 - Cookies are ready. 387 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,423 - Well, what about Brandon? 388 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,633 - [Child Without A Hat] If we don't get there fast, 389 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:30,883 Dad and Uncle Ben'll eat them all. 390 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,062 - [Daryl] Mm, cookies. We'll see about that. 391 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,148 - Um, where's Brandon? 392 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,318 - [Ben] Ooh! 393 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,155 - Uh, kids, have you seen your cousin Brandon? 394 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,325 (light gentle music) 395 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,555 (Brandon yelling) 396 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,307 (Matt yelling) 397 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,518 (ornaments tinkling) 398 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:22,352 - Brandon! 399 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,772 (sirens wailing) 400 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,025 (gentle upbeat music) 401 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,037 - Well, I hope you guys are happy. 402 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,998 You could've killed Brandon! 403 00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:44,165 Go inside, all of you. 404 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,710 And no cookies! 405 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,883 - I see your children are misbehaving again. 406 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,802 - He's just a boy, Wesley. 407 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,557 - A halfwit boy who's gonna grow up to be a halfwit man. 408 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,100 A lump of coal and a good spanking, 409 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,937 that's what you'd get for Christmas were I were your father. 410 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,438 I'd be doing you a favor, too, boy. 411 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,072 - Basement, shower, go. 412 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,325 And don't touch anything on your way down. 413 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,328 Dave! 414 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:25,540 Dave! 415 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:30,962 Have you seen Dave? 416 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,213 - [Man] Where? All right. 417 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,757 - Think he's around here somewhere. 418 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:40,138 - Oh, oh, Mister Madison, your shoes. 419 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,723 - Just a little coffee please. 420 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,272 - Dave! 421 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,650 Dave? 422 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,193 - Huh, huh? 423 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,570 What's going on? 424 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,695 - What are you doing? 425 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,532 - I cut a hole on the floor 426 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,492 so I could go ice fishing. 427 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:01,702 What does it look like I'm doing? 428 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,577 I'm taking a nap. 429 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,412 - Why? 430 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,122 - Because I'm tired, Sandy. 431 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,082 - What do you have to be tired about? 432 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,750 I spent all morning cooking. 433 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,043 I've been following your father 434 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:11,670 and his melting shoes around the house with a mop. 435 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,130 And I just helped the fire department 436 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,923 fish Brandon out of the chimney. 437 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,342 - Chimney? 438 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,093 - Now I need you to shovel the driveway. 439 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:19,010 - Why? - Because 440 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,095 there's snow on it, David. 441 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,053 - And? 442 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,057 - And everybody's parked out on the street, 443 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,725 and we have a perfectly big driveway. 444 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,017 And if you just shovel it, 445 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,810 then everybody can put in to the driveway. 446 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,187 - What do you care if people are parked 447 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,357 in the street or the driveway? 448 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,773 - Get out of that bed! 449 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,360 - Fine! 450 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,152 Fine! 451 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,455 (gentle light music) 452 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:48,248 - Hey! 453 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,167 Hey! 454 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,175 Hey, how much for the driveway? 455 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,927 - 50 bucks. 456 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,138 - Ah, come on that's a little... 457 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,682 All right. 458 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:06,350 - You want the walk done, too? 459 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,353 - Well, yeah, the walk, the porch, the driveway, 460 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,188 the whole thing. 461 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,107 - 60. 462 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,107 - Ah, come on. 463 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,402 - Come on, boys, lets go. 464 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,277 - All right, fine. 465 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,445 60 bucks. 466 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,323 - All right, get to work, come on, go. Here. 467 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,287 - Oh, you know what? 468 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,622 My neighbor's pushing 80. 469 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:30,915 So do his for me, too. 470 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,625 - Okay. 471 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,918 - I mean, hey. 472 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:34,585 It's the big guy's birthday, right? 473 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,213 - What is it? 474 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,007 - Christmas. 475 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,885 - Oh, Merry Christmas. 476 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,847 - This one and the one next door, okay. 477 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:45,638 - Okay. 478 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:51,478 - Oh, and, uh, hey, don't ring the bell when you're done. 479 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:53,438 I'll be watching and I'll come out. 480 00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,190 - [Earl] Okay. 481 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,152 Hey, come on slackers, get your back into it. 482 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:02,238 Go ahead and throw a whole shovelful on your brother. 483 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,535 (bright lively music) 484 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,498 - [Carol] You need to add 3/4 cup of sugar 485 00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,500 and a pinch of ginger. 486 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,752 - [Rachel] No, you only need 1/2 a cup of brown sugar 487 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,547 and a dash, not a pinch, a dash of cinnamon. 488 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,173 - Attention! 489 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,592 Attention! 490 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,510 In five minutes, we will finally be done 491 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,345 baking cookies for the year. 492 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:29,473 - Psst. 493 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,183 Psst! 494 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,103 - Dave, what are you doing, buddy? 495 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:34,897 - Hey! 496 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,523 - Shut up, shut up! 497 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,067 I need your room. 498 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,068 - My room? What for? 499 00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,153 - Stop asking questions. 500 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:45,948 Just keep Carol busy for about an hour so I can take a nap. 501 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,325 - I don't no. 502 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,452 Sounds like we'll get in trouble. 503 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,497 - Yeah, What's in it for us? 504 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:55,083 - How about a free home, free food, 505 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,127 and use of my big screen TV? 506 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,255 - Nah, I already got that. 507 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,840 - Yeah. 508 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,720 - Fine, Christmas dinner, you can have the turkey legs. 509 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:09,430 It's my house, but you can have the drumsticks. 510 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,812 - Deal. 511 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,188 - Oh, we'll cover you. 512 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,273 - All right. 513 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,275 - We'll go right now. 514 00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:23,862 - These hot? 515 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,405 - Hey, no touching. 516 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,657 - What are you doing? 517 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,617 - I'm starving. 518 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,408 - Daryl, get out. 519 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,785 - Matt, not now. 520 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,245 No, no! 521 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,705 - Matt, take it off. 522 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,332 - I'm hungry. 523 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,292 Hey wait, that's for Christmas dinner. 524 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,793 - I said go! 525 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,378 - I just never seen you in the kitchen. 526 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,295 - Get out of here. 527 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,548 - Go away. 528 00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:44,382 - Just go! 529 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,280 - It can't be done, 530 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,032 you'd have to have a super human stomach. 531 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,325 - Of course it can. 532 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:11,702 What about that little Chinese guy 533 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,952 that eats all the hot dogs? 534 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:13,870 - That's true. 535 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,330 My dad and me saw it on TV. 536 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:18,750 He ate 68 hot dogs in only ten minutes. 537 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,335 - Yeah see, that's just in ten minutes. 538 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,422 Santa has all night to eat cookies. 539 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,882 - That's it, that's the last batch. 540 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,385 We are finally and officially done baking cookies. 541 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,178 - Yeah. 542 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:32,430 - Well, even if he ate one cookie at every house, 543 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:35,308 it would still be like thousands of cookies. 544 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,602 - Okay, I'll prove it to you. 545 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,145 Bring me all the cookies in the house, 546 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,313 and a big glass of milk. 547 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,340 - Ooh, it must be good. 548 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,468 Driveway's all shoveled. 549 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,387 - Thank you, dear. 550 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:03,313 Okay everybody, cars in the driveway please. 551 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,398 Matt, Daryl, come on move it. 552 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,108 Hey Ben, hear me over there. 553 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:09,027 Let's go, cars in the driveway please. 554 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:12,988 Mister Madison, would you like me to move your car for you? 555 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,782 - I'll drive my own darn car. 556 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:21,873 - Hey guys. 557 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:25,293 Okay, that's a $120 I owe you. 558 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,045 - Let's see, it's $60 for this house. 559 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,173 $60 for your house, that's uh, 560 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,970 you have a pen and a piece of paper? 561 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,345 - No, I don't. 562 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,430 But it's a 120. 563 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:42,102 - Or you could just give me $60 twice. 564 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:44,103 - I could, that's true. 565 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,522 But I'd rather not write two checks. 566 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,232 - Oh no no no checks. 567 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:47,982 - Excuse me? 568 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:48,817 - Cash only. 569 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,778 I don't have $120 in cash on me. 570 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:55,115 - You got $60, twice? 571 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,368 - Look, we're not gypsies. 572 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,663 Our house isn't going anywhere. 573 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,415 I'm not gonna write you a bad check. 574 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:04,748 - Cash only. 575 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,168 You gonna have to go to one of those ATMs. 576 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,550 - Look, my car is in the garage. 577 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,052 I'm backed in. 578 00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,302 - Okay. 579 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,053 - Thank you. 580 00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:17,845 - We'll take my car. 581 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,430 Come on boys, let's go. 582 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:20,265 Move it. 583 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:26,062 All right kids, load it up we're going to the bank. 584 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,693 (doors squeaking) 585 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,078 (van starting) 586 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:47,875 You go to college? 587 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,460 - University of Michigan. 588 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:50,920 - Waste of time. 589 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,547 They don't teach you anything but socialism there. 590 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:53,590 I'm Earl. 591 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:54,673 - Dave. 592 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,468 - Hey Dave, you look like a real smart fellow. 593 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,428 - Well, I appreciate that. 594 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:00,680 - I might just have an opportunity 595 00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:02,890 for you to make some real money. 596 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:07,020 My half brother, he's also my cousin, 597 00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:09,980 he's into that multilevel marketing. 598 00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,025 I'd like to get the two of you guys together. 599 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,485 In a room, together. 600 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,738 (polka music) 601 00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:30,585 - How does this thing work? 602 00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:31,878 I always go inside. 603 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,547 - You put in your PIN. 604 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,717 - PIN? I don't know my PIN. 605 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,635 - You just type it in. 606 00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,052 - I don't know what it is. 607 00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:44,848 - Why don't you call your wife? 608 00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:48,603 - There's no way I could possibly explain this. 609 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:53,483 Look, will you just take a check? 610 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:55,735 - No, no, I can't take a check. 611 00:28:57,028 --> 00:28:58,988 I'll tell you what, me and the boys here, 612 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:00,573 we need some groceries. 613 00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:03,743 Why don't we hop back in the van, we'll go shopping. 614 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:05,870 You can pay for it. 615 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:10,292 - Fine. 616 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:11,625 - Okay, come on boys. 617 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,058 - Where are you going? 618 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,058 - Grocery store. 619 00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:29,768 - Grocery store's over there. 620 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,562 - Yeah I like the 9th Bridge Market. 621 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:33,690 - Where is that? 622 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:34,690 - Across town. 623 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,608 Won't take more than 20-25 minutes. 624 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:38,277 - Oh, good. 625 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:42,490 - Brandon! 626 00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:45,702 What happened to him? 627 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,705 Well, somebody knows, speak. 628 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,778 - Look at these hot dogs, they all beef? 629 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,155 - I don't know, I don't work here. 630 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,157 - How much longer are we going to be here? 631 00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:27,243 - We're gonna be here till we're done shopping. 632 00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:30,872 Now why don't you go run around get something to eat? Go. 633 00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:34,625 I wonder if these are all beef. 634 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,253 You know, this place used to be beer and bait shop? 635 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:40,632 Now it's all fancy shnancy pantsy. 636 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,633 Maybe we oughta go back to the store you were talking about. 637 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,677 - We're not going to another market, Earl. 638 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,137 You wanted to come here. 639 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:47,472 We're here. 640 00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:48,723 - All right, all right, all right. 641 00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:49,557 You mind pushing? 642 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,648 What in the world is a Swedish fish? 643 00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:00,360 You have big plans for Christmas day? 644 00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:02,903 Earl, your kids are eating candy and drinking soda. 645 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,448 - Yeah, I know, I'd suppose I oughta feel guilty. 646 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:06,782 - Or may be stop them? 647 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,242 - [Earl] But it's Christmas! 648 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,745 They wanna get all hopped up on sugar one time a year, 649 00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:12,538 it's okay by me, you want them to bring you a chocolate? 650 00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:13,707 - No, thank you. 651 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:14,498 - Soda? 652 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:15,333 - Am all set, Earl! 653 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,335 I think we're at the 120. 654 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:19,253 None for me either, 655 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:20,797 I'm on the Atkins diet now. 656 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,798 All protein, baby. 657 00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:27,762 - 137 dollars and 28 cents. 658 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:29,347 - You got $17. 659 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,558 - Let's just call it gas money. 660 00:31:32,642 --> 00:31:34,185 - Gas money? 661 00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:35,102 - What, I drove. 662 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,772 Hey, do you know if those hot dogs are all beef? 663 00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:39,065 - Don't answer that question, 664 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:40,858 just put it in the bag, we'll take 'em. 665 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:42,902 Thank you. 666 00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:44,737 There you go. 667 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,825 Here you go 137 and 28 cents. 668 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,038 (siren blaring) 669 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,335 - [Sandy] Where have you been? 670 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,295 - I was just- 671 00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:01,878 - Brandon ate all the cookies. 672 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,505 Six batches, every single one of them. 673 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,798 - Six batches? 674 00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:06,217 - Yeah, they just took him to the hospital. 675 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,135 Carol went with him. 676 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:09,387 You know I was yelling for you, 677 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:10,805 Dave? Dave? 678 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:11,722 But of course, 679 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:12,890 you were nowhere to be found. 680 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,017 - Well, I was just- 681 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,183 - Well, you were what? 682 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:18,938 - I was just shoveling Mister Nicolas' driveway. 683 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,815 You know, he's almost 80. 684 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:22,900 It's the holidays. 685 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:23,818 - Oh, honey. 686 00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:25,027 - So I figured why not help him? 687 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,738 - Sweetie, that is so nice of you. 688 00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:30,240 Oh honey, I'm sorry, sorry. 689 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:34,912 I'm gonna have to make some more cookies, now. 690 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:35,830 Oh, you know what? 691 00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:37,207 Here's the list of ingredients. 692 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,833 I'm gonna need you to go to the 9th Bridge Market for me. 693 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:40,918 Thanks. 694 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,847 - Ah, Merry Christmas. 695 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,307 - Merry Christmas. 696 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,933 - Oh, you got me. 697 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:57,602 Boy, your quiet. 698 00:32:57,685 --> 00:32:59,812 Don't let Missus Claus find out about this. 699 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,897 Now, where were we? 700 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,648 Oh, yes, yes. 701 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,485 Between them, the Rockford Fire Department 702 00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:07,987 having to rescue Brandon from the chimney, 703 00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:11,490 and Dave being dragged all over town by Earl? 704 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:14,743 Well, the Madison family's had quite a day. 705 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:15,745 Let's see what kind of mischief 706 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,872 they get into on the 23rd, shall we? 707 00:33:18,915 --> 00:33:21,208 - I will now prove to you that it is possible, 708 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:25,045 given enough speed and reindeer power, to make a sled fly. 709 00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:30,008 (dramatic orchestral music) 710 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,978 - Dave, are you watching the kids? 711 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,230 - Dave's fixing the toilet. 712 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:49,945 (dramatic orchestral music) 713 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,915 - Hike, come on hike, 714 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:03,083 go, go, go. 715 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:06,670 (tense orchestral music) 716 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:17,013 (yelling) 717 00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:21,018 (children chattering) 718 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:28,608 (siren blaring) 719 00:34:32,155 --> 00:34:33,823 - Oh my gosh, Brandon. 720 00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:37,618 Thank you. 721 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,293 - Hey, what are you doing? 722 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:49,380 - Dave. 723 00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:51,048 - Why are you in my kitchen? 724 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:51,840 - Your kitchen? 725 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,008 This is my house. 726 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:53,927 - What do you want, Dave? 727 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,052 No, that food is for dinner. 728 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,637 - Dave, we're busy. 729 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,138 - Which of this food is for lunch? 730 00:34:58,222 --> 00:34:59,765 (talking over each other) 731 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,017 What is this, Yom Kippur, 732 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,893 am I supposed to fast until sundown? 733 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,812 - Get out of the kitchen. 734 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:05,647 You are making a mess. 735 00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:06,938 - Go! 736 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,192 - It's supposed to be for everyone, Dave. 737 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,405 - Dad, I'm going out for some lunch, You wanna come? 738 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:16,365 - No, the girls fixed me a little soup. 739 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:18,910 - What? 740 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,037 You made dad soup? 741 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,080 - [Woman] Stay out of the kitchen, Dave. 742 00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:24,998 - Fine! 743 00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:34,092 (lighthearted music) 744 00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:48,022 - Hey, Uncle Dave, get him! 745 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:51,442 - [Child] Give me some. 746 00:35:51,525 --> 00:35:53,110 - You better run. 747 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,367 - Grandpa Madison? 748 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,660 - Oh, hi Kassandra. 749 00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:05,497 Grandpa Madison, do you believe in Santa? 750 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,042 - Of course I do. 751 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,793 - What about for bad children? 752 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,048 - Let me tell you a little secret, Kassandra. 753 00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:15,257 There are no bad children. 754 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:21,013 - What if I mailed this letter to Santa today? 755 00:36:21,097 --> 00:36:22,598 Do you think he'd get it on time? 756 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,017 - No, I don't think he would. 757 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:28,938 - Oh, okay, thanks Grandpa. 758 00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:33,275 - However, if you gave me the letter, 759 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,653 I might be able to give it to him personally. 760 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,992 You see, when you live as long as I have, 761 00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:43,285 you know am awful lot of important people. 762 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,078 - Really? 763 00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:46,163 - Yeah. 764 00:36:47,332 --> 00:36:48,498 - Thanks, Grandpa. 765 00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:53,545 - All right. 766 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:05,140 All right, you two, up, out of here, 767 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,518 get your cars, you got me parked in. 768 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:09,187 - Where you going Mister Madison? 769 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,147 - To a place where people mind their own darn business. 770 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,233 - I think we're okay here, dad. 771 00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:17,278 I mean we got the TV on, we got snacks, 772 00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:19,030 and we're wearing slippers. 773 00:37:19,113 --> 00:37:22,073 - All right, long hair fat boy, out of here. 774 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:25,202 - Mister Madison, hey my car is at the end of the driveway. 775 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,537 Why don't you borrow mine? 776 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,622 - I'm not driving any little foreign pansy car. 777 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,042 I drive a Cadillac like a real man. 778 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:34,712 All right, this conversation is over, out of here. 779 00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:35,545 - Yeah. 780 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:38,215 - Nope. 781 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:51,353 "Dear Santa, 782 00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:57,360 all I want for Christmas and my birthday this year is a dog. 783 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,153 Well, I would also like peace on earth 784 00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,365 and good health to all my family, 785 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:06,118 including Grandpa Madison, who is old, 786 00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:09,455 and my Grandma, who I loved, died. 787 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,957 But I also really want a dog. 788 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,252 I don't even care what kind. 789 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,670 I would be nice to it, 790 00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:18,130 and take it on lots of walks. 791 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:19,507 I promise. 792 00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:22,133 I don't even need any other toys or anything. 793 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,178 Love, Kassandra. 794 00:38:24,262 --> 00:38:28,307 PS, I have been very, very good this year." 795 00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,187 Okay, okay Kassandra. 796 00:38:35,982 --> 00:38:38,358 (Asian music) 797 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:42,738 (crowd talking) 798 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,597 - Geez, it's like the OK Corral in here. 799 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,017 - Yup, been in line 45 minutes. 800 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,100 What you're gonna do? 801 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,893 It's Christmas, it's the only place open. 802 00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:18,315 (sneezing) 803 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:22,110 (light music) 804 00:39:33,247 --> 00:39:34,498 - How many your party? 805 00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:35,332 - One. 806 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:36,625 - No, one, sorry. 807 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,252 You come back new year. 808 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:39,545 - Excuse me? 809 00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:40,462 - It's too busy, 810 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,172 three or four people table. 811 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,882 - Well, there's a little piece of information 812 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,550 I could have used about an hour ago. 813 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,343 - Next please. 814 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:47,135 - No, next please. 815 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,553 I want a table. 816 00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:53,183 - We'll sit with you. 817 00:39:53,267 --> 00:39:55,770 - Yeah, me and Fred here. 818 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,813 Fred's my man. 819 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,358 We'll all sit together, it'll be fun. 820 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,192 - Come on. 821 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,403 - Okay. 822 00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:10,200 - Oh, little nip? 823 00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:12,453 - No, I don't. 824 00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:13,287 Thank you though. 825 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,500 - Fred and I just met on Tuesday. 826 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:19,710 - [Dave] Okay. 827 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,257 - Yeah, we're living together. 828 00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:29,387 - All right. 829 00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:32,807 - So what do you think about that? 830 00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:35,308 - Well, it's truly none of my, 831 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:42,900 look, you two are adults, you do what you like. 832 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:45,735 - Come on. 833 00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:47,362 Stop being so shy. 834 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,572 He's so shy. 835 00:40:49,657 --> 00:40:50,407 - Well, okay. 836 00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:55,037 You say that you're living together. 837 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,330 What do you mean? 838 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:57,790 You're living together in the same house? 839 00:40:57,873 --> 00:41:00,292 Or do you mean, you're living together in the same room? 840 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,585 Bed, et cetera. 841 00:41:02,795 --> 00:41:03,545 - Hey now, you know what? 842 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,172 Shame on you. 843 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:06,257 - Excuse me? 844 00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:07,340 - Yeah, it's not something 845 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:09,133 you ask a lady at the dinner table. 846 00:41:09,218 --> 00:41:11,387 - Well, may we should not talk about any of this. 847 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,680 - You know what, maybe we should. 848 00:41:12,763 --> 00:41:14,348 Why don't you guys discuss it all evening. 849 00:41:14,432 --> 00:41:15,892 So I can finish my plate of food. 850 00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:17,183 You know what, my night's ruined. 851 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:18,018 Thanks. 852 00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:26,985 - You know, 853 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,113 just between you and me, 854 00:41:31,282 --> 00:41:33,575 I'm really glad you're here to see that. 855 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:38,663 'Cause I think he's way more into me than I'm into him. 856 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:43,835 He's just threatened by you. 857 00:41:54,722 --> 00:41:55,472 - Guys. 858 00:41:57,558 --> 00:42:01,562 I feel like, I owe you guys an apology. 859 00:42:03,022 --> 00:42:05,148 I've had a lot on my mind. 860 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:06,025 - No, Fred, don't. 861 00:42:06,108 --> 00:42:07,275 - No, it's okay, honey. 862 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:12,573 We're family, and I want you to know this. 863 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,160 Look man, my buddy in the war, he, 864 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,207 he got bird flu. 865 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,293 It's messing me up man. 866 00:42:26,795 --> 00:42:27,713 It's messing me up. 867 00:42:39,392 --> 00:42:41,393 - Oh, separate checks please. 868 00:42:41,477 --> 00:42:42,770 - No separate check. 869 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:51,028 - Hey, I'm gonna pay for her. 870 00:42:51,112 --> 00:42:51,820 - Fine, whatever. 871 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:56,783 - You know what hon, it's on us. 872 00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:57,785 It was our pleasure. 873 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,412 - You're so sweet. 874 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,538 Isn't he just the sweetest? 875 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:10,338 - Okay then, my lunch was 5.99. 876 00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:18,805 Here's 20, just give me 10 back and I'll be on my way. 877 00:43:21,017 --> 00:43:22,517 Don't worry about it man, like I said, 878 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,435 I got her covered. 879 00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:26,480 - Yeah, however, the two of you divided 880 00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:27,690 is between the two of you. 881 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:29,400 Just give me 10 back. 882 00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:32,527 - Ah, let's see. 883 00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,452 You know what, here. 884 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,453 There you go. 885 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,080 - What is this? 886 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,415 This is like two, 887 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,293 three dollars. 888 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:51,172 - Don't worry about it. 889 00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:52,422 I don't need any change. 890 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:53,840 - It's not enough Fred. 891 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,052 - Hey, what are you doing? 892 00:43:56,135 --> 00:43:57,678 No, I ate, put your purse away. 893 00:43:57,762 --> 00:43:59,638 Woman you're embarrassing me. 894 00:43:59,722 --> 00:44:01,223 I told you, we got this. 895 00:44:12,943 --> 00:44:15,445 (bell ringing) 896 00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:18,532 - Hi, Santa. 897 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:19,450 - Merry Christmas. 898 00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:21,535 Oh, thank you. 899 00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:26,582 Ho ho ho, Mister Madison, Merry Christmas sir. 900 00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:27,665 - I know you? 901 00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:28,958 - I know you. 902 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,585 I've known you since you were a little boy. 903 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,253 - You don't know jack. 904 00:44:33,463 --> 00:44:34,548 - I see you while you're sleeping. 905 00:44:34,632 --> 00:44:36,508 - What are you after, a fat lip? 906 00:44:38,052 --> 00:44:39,387 - Aisle seven. 907 00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:40,678 - What's that? 908 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,932 - What you're looking for, from the letter. 909 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,600 Don't get one of those small ones. 910 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,478 The ankle biters, she doesn't want that. 911 00:44:48,562 --> 00:44:50,647 - How do you know what? 912 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,817 - Aisle seven, huh? 913 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,485 - [Santa] Aisle seven. 914 00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:56,695 - Yeah, okay, merry. 915 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:58,488 - Merry Christmas to you, sir. 916 00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:00,198 - Yeah, sure. 917 00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:06,580 (knocking on door) 918 00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:08,040 - Kassandra, get dressed please. 919 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:09,040 - I am dressed. 920 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,458 I'm not naked mom. 921 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:12,418 - Stop reading, and put on the dress and tights 922 00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:13,920 I laid out for you. 923 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,130 - What for? 924 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,340 - Your father's office holiday party. 925 00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:18,258 - No, no, no mom, no! 926 00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:20,260 - Kassandra, don't start. 927 00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:22,470 - But I was gonna go to the dog park today. 928 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,557 - Well, you can go to the dog park another time. 929 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,640 I need you 930 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,683 to get ready. - I hate dad's office parties. 931 00:45:26,767 --> 00:45:28,060 - It's not that bad. 932 00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,478 - Yeah, but that weird old guy 933 00:45:29,562 --> 00:45:31,730 always talks to me about stock profiles. 934 00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:34,107 - Mister Drummers talks to everybody about his stock. 935 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:35,650 You know, you wouldn't be such an easy target 936 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,693 if you would just get up out of that chair. 937 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,530 Why don't you ever play with the other kids? 938 00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:41,657 - Because Kyle is just gonna spill food on me again. 939 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:42,950 I just know it. 940 00:45:43,033 --> 00:45:44,325 - Honey, it's not that likely 941 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,495 it's gonna happen two years in a row. 942 00:45:46,578 --> 00:45:49,122 - Promise me dad won't sing again. 943 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,625 ♪ On the sixth day of Christmas ♪ 944 00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:55,170 ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ 945 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:56,588 - Kim. 946 00:45:56,672 --> 00:45:58,257 - I don't know. 947 00:45:58,340 --> 00:46:00,300 - Come on, just say the first thing that comes to your mind. 948 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,552 Kim, Kim, Kim. 949 00:46:04,472 --> 00:46:05,263 - Two martinis. 950 00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:08,892 ♪ Six cherry martinis ♪ 951 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:12,020 ♪ Five migrant workers ♪ 952 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,773 ♪ That are ready to replace all us lazy bums ♪ 953 00:46:14,857 --> 00:46:16,023 - Thanks boss. 954 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,943 - I can only dream. 955 00:46:19,987 --> 00:46:22,697 ♪ Four exotic dancers ♪ 956 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,740 - [All] Woo. 957 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:31,623 ♪ Three jumbo loans that are almost ready to close ♪ 958 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,667 (all booing) 959 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:36,043 - How does he come up with those on the spot? 960 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,590 ♪ Two French kisses ♪ 961 00:46:39,673 --> 00:46:40,632 - [All] Woo. 962 00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:44,928 ♪ One more French kiss ♪ 963 00:46:45,012 --> 00:46:46,597 - Get back over here! 964 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:50,725 - [All] Woo. 965 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:54,897 ♪ Two French kisses that had to be from my wife ♪ 966 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,607 Everyone. 967 00:46:56,690 --> 00:47:01,570 ♪ And the female undergarment in a pear tree ♪ 968 00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:06,325 - Merry Christmas. 969 00:47:06,408 --> 00:47:07,742 Merry Christmas. 970 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,828 (group cheering) 971 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,790 ("Deck the Halls") 972 00:47:26,762 --> 00:47:29,640 - You try to short it but the market goes up. 973 00:47:29,723 --> 00:47:30,890 You can't win. 974 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:32,767 Some people say buy the blue chips. 975 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:33,935 But who knows? 976 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:39,523 I prefer the tech stocks, NASDAQ. 977 00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:41,985 Long term options, that's the way to go. 978 00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:43,278 Make money if you're buying, 979 00:47:43,362 --> 00:47:45,197 you make money if you're selling. 980 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,450 Most people don't understand the stock market like I do. 981 00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:50,077 But have I always been a winner? 982 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,620 No, of course not. 983 00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,247 Sometimes you take a hit. 984 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,875 (festive music) 985 00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:15,810 ♪ Ten bottles of Jack ♪ 986 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,728 ♪ Nine ladies dancing ♪ 987 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:18,938 ♪ Eight maids milking my big- ♪ 988 00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:19,773 - [Sandy] David! 989 00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:22,817 - [Dave] What? Henry's the one who said it. 990 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,822 - [Sandy] Well, you don't need to keep repeating it! 991 00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,365 ♪ Seven ♪ 992 00:48:28,448 --> 00:48:30,700 - [Sandy] I think that's enough with the singing, Dave. 993 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:33,203 (Dave sighing) 994 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,498 - That is great. 995 00:48:39,710 --> 00:48:41,795 My lower back is killing me. 996 00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:44,422 Ooh. 997 00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:48,593 Doing one house was okay. 998 00:48:50,137 --> 00:48:52,097 But doing Mister Nicolas's too. 999 00:48:53,307 --> 00:48:55,517 That really put my back out. 1000 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,228 - Well, it was such a nice thing to do. 1001 00:48:58,312 --> 00:48:59,813 Now you just lay still, 1002 00:48:59,897 --> 00:49:01,357 and let me take care of you. 1003 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,403 - Hey. - What? 1004 00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:09,572 - Maybe later, we could? 1005 00:49:10,907 --> 00:49:12,950 - Mmm, maybe we could. 1006 00:49:14,787 --> 00:49:17,038 (knocking on door) 1007 00:49:17,122 --> 00:49:17,872 Who? 1008 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:20,750 It's almost 10 o'clock. 1009 00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:21,668 (knocking on door) 1010 00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:23,378 Hang on, I'll be right back. 1011 00:49:24,922 --> 00:49:25,797 - Hurry up. 1012 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:26,632 - Okay, I will. 1013 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:30,093 - Hello. 1014 00:49:30,177 --> 00:49:31,720 - Well, hi. 1015 00:49:31,803 --> 00:49:35,473 Dave left his gloves in my car yesterday. 1016 00:49:35,557 --> 00:49:36,933 - Oh, thank you. 1017 00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:40,145 I'm sorry, do I know you? 1018 00:49:40,228 --> 00:49:43,690 - No, no, no, Dave hired me to shovel out your driveway 1019 00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,733 and your neighbor's driveway yesterday. 1020 00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:46,818 - Oh, really? 1021 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,030 David! 1022 00:49:56,912 --> 00:49:57,953 - Hi, David. 1023 00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:02,333 Hey buddy, yeah you left your gloves in my car yesterday. 1024 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,378 Merry Christmas! 1025 00:50:05,462 --> 00:50:07,422 - Merry Christmas, Earl. 1026 00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:08,382 - Couch! 1027 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,258 - The couch is gonna hurt my back. 1028 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,093 - Good. 1029 00:50:14,763 --> 00:50:18,058 (soft orchestral music) 1030 00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:46,837 - It's the morning of the 24th of December. 1031 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,172 It's a big day. 1032 00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:50,007 So just sit back, enjoy the story. 1033 00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:51,633 I got a few more hours of bell ringing 1034 00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:53,760 then I got a lot of work to do. 1035 00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:54,552 Ho ho ho! 1036 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:06,857 - Dave? 1037 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:10,527 Dave. 1038 00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:13,197 - Huh? 1039 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,365 - Dave, I need you. 1040 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,783 - What? 1041 00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:18,618 - Dave. 1042 00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:24,958 - Oh, you are not normally a morning type of girl. 1043 00:51:27,502 --> 00:51:28,295 But that's okay. 1044 00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:30,630 Let's roll with this, I'm game. 1045 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,508 - No, not that, no, Dave. 1046 00:51:35,052 --> 00:51:36,970 Kassandra and I have some last minute shopping to do. 1047 00:51:37,053 --> 00:51:39,597 We need you to drive, so you can drop us off at the door, 1048 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,100 while you circle around forever for parking spot. 1049 00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:43,685 We're gonna need your help carrying things too. 1050 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,730 So come on, let's go, out of bed. 1051 00:51:46,813 --> 00:51:49,190 (bell ringing) 1052 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,865 - Merry Christmas. 1053 00:51:56,948 --> 00:52:01,787 - Merry Christmas to you too. 1054 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:07,417 - Hi. 1055 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,752 - Merry Christmas. 1056 00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:10,462 - Merry Christmas. 1057 00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,922 I'm just waiting for the wife and kid. 1058 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:15,092 - I know how that goes. (laughing) 1059 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,927 My wife, she volunteered me for this. 1060 00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:19,012 - Oh yeah? 1061 00:52:19,095 --> 00:52:20,513 - Missus Claus. 1062 00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:21,765 Big into charities. 1063 00:52:21,848 --> 00:52:24,517 - I tell you, I know how that goes. 1064 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,852 How's business? 1065 00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,562 - Mostly pretty good. 1066 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:28,980 And it's fun. 1067 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,648 You get the bell, you get the hat. 1068 00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:32,025 The whole nine yards. 1069 00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:33,735 - And the kids like you. 1070 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:34,862 That's a plus. 1071 00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,030 - Your kid doesn't like you? 1072 00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:39,698 - She loves me. 1073 00:52:41,535 --> 00:52:43,787 But right now she doesn't like me. 1074 00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:45,788 She wants a dog. 1075 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:46,623 - Aah. 1076 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,043 You and her mother don't? 1077 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,087 - So I have to be the one to say no. 1078 00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:55,632 You know how that goes? 1079 00:52:55,715 --> 00:52:57,092 - Yes, I do. 1080 00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:01,428 - I used to be so fun loving. 1081 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:02,847 I don't feel old. 1082 00:53:04,057 --> 00:53:06,100 When did I become the guy that has to say no? 1083 00:53:07,477 --> 00:53:10,355 - Well. (laughing) 1084 00:53:10,438 --> 00:53:11,898 When you were a boy, 1085 00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:13,692 you wanted toys. 1086 00:53:13,775 --> 00:53:15,485 But that came with a little responsibility. 1087 00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:18,112 You know, pick up after yourself, that sort of thing. 1088 00:53:19,155 --> 00:53:20,573 As you got older, 1089 00:53:20,657 --> 00:53:22,283 you wanted a child. 1090 00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:25,620 Bigger reward, but a lot more responsibility. 1091 00:53:27,622 --> 00:53:30,208 - Sounds like you speak from experience. 1092 00:53:30,292 --> 00:53:31,000 You have kids? 1093 00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:34,670 - Yeah, you could say that. (laughing) 1094 00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:35,755 This time of the year pal, 1095 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:37,840 boy my responsibilities, I tell you. 1096 00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:40,093 - Yeah, the holidays can be rough. 1097 00:53:40,177 --> 00:53:41,343 - [Santa] Yes, they can. 1098 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,013 - I'm Dave. 1099 00:53:45,098 --> 00:53:46,140 - Kris. 1100 00:53:48,352 --> 00:53:49,602 - That's your real name? 1101 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,022 - As long as I can remember. 1102 00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:56,567 - Don't tell me your last name is Kringle. 1103 00:53:56,652 --> 00:53:57,860 - Okay, I won't. 1104 00:54:00,655 --> 00:54:01,405 - It's cold. 1105 00:54:02,698 --> 00:54:04,158 - Well, I'm a fat guy. 1106 00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:07,037 - That's gotta help. 1107 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:10,040 Hey, you want me to get you a coffee or something? 1108 00:54:10,123 --> 00:54:11,040 I'm not going anywhere. 1109 00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:12,542 - Oh, no no, thank you though. 1110 00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:15,670 - Well, if you need anything just let me know. 1111 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:17,463 - Thank you, I appreciate that. 1112 00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:21,927 Actually, I could use a bathroom. 1113 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,890 (bell ringing) 1114 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,017 - Ho Ho Ho! 1115 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,352 Merry Christmas! 1116 00:54:30,435 --> 00:54:31,645 - Is that your father? 1117 00:54:31,728 --> 00:54:33,772 - [Dave] Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas! 1118 00:54:33,855 --> 00:54:34,897 - Dave? 1119 00:54:34,982 --> 00:54:35,857 - Ho ho ho! 1120 00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:39,860 - What are you doing? 1121 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:42,030 - Santa had to go to the bathroom. 1122 00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:44,073 - Dad, you're weird. 1123 00:54:44,157 --> 00:54:46,952 - Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas everyone. 1124 00:54:47,035 --> 00:54:49,870 Ho ho, Merry Christmas everyone. 1125 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:50,705 Ho ho ho. 1126 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:52,290 Ho ho ho. 1127 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,668 Merry Christmas. 1128 00:54:56,878 --> 00:54:57,670 - Dave! 1129 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:00,465 Dave! 1130 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:05,137 Dave! 1131 00:55:07,013 --> 00:55:08,222 It's me, Susanna. 1132 00:55:09,057 --> 00:55:11,267 From the Japan restaurant. 1133 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:12,352 - Oh, hi. 1134 00:55:12,435 --> 00:55:14,187 - And you'll never guess who's here. 1135 00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:15,022 Fred! 1136 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:20,110 Fred, get your behind out of the car man, it's Dave. 1137 00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:25,115 He's been talking and talking and talking about you. 1138 00:55:25,198 --> 00:55:27,158 I'm so glad he made a real friend. 1139 00:55:27,242 --> 00:55:30,287 Those other guys used to hang out with were losers. 1140 00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:32,372 - Yo, bro, been trying to call you man. 1141 00:55:34,332 --> 00:55:36,417 - I don't remember giving you my number. 1142 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,168 - You didn't, and honestly 1143 00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:39,503 that's made it a little difficult. 1144 00:55:39,587 --> 00:55:41,130 You know how many Daves are there in the phone book? 1145 00:55:41,213 --> 00:55:44,300 I dialed like a hundred of them but then I passed out. 1146 00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:47,637 - He did, he was just trying to call you like a 100 times. 1147 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:48,805 - Can I please? 1148 00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:50,682 I literally just said that. 1149 00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:52,183 - Okay all right. 1150 00:55:52,267 --> 00:55:53,852 I'm gonna let you boys catch up, 1151 00:55:53,935 --> 00:55:54,977 I'm heading inside. 1152 00:55:58,147 --> 00:55:59,148 - She's great isn't she? 1153 00:56:00,483 --> 00:56:02,277 I mean, she's always going on and on, 1154 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,237 but how are you man? 1155 00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:08,198 Hey, I've got some friends, we got a bowling league. 1156 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,450 There's a waiting list, 1157 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:12,203 but I talked to them and got you in. 1158 00:56:13,455 --> 00:56:14,663 I mean you weren't on it right away, 1159 00:56:14,747 --> 00:56:16,707 I had to talk to them, but you're on it. 1160 00:56:16,792 --> 00:56:19,085 - Great, great, thanks. 1161 00:56:20,128 --> 00:56:21,128 - It is great. 1162 00:56:21,212 --> 00:56:22,505 Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? 1163 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:26,968 - Tomorrow is a Christmas day, Fred. 1164 00:56:27,052 --> 00:56:27,927 I may be busy. 1165 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:29,220 - You wanna go hunting? 1166 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:30,555 I got a bunch of guns in the truck right now. 1167 00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:31,347 You wanna see 'em? 1168 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:32,348 - No, not now. 1169 00:56:33,642 --> 00:56:35,268 - I'm serious. 1170 00:56:35,352 --> 00:56:36,978 There's like a petting zoo, just south of Grand Rapids. 1171 00:56:37,062 --> 00:56:37,895 Nobody's there right now. 1172 00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:39,563 We could bag 'em and tag 'em. 1173 00:56:39,647 --> 00:56:41,817 - Well, that sounds great Fred. 1174 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:45,403 But tomorrow is Christmas day and I think I have plans. 1175 00:56:47,197 --> 00:56:48,238 I'll check with the wife. 1176 00:56:51,952 --> 00:56:56,497 Thank you, Merry Christmas. (bell ringing) 1177 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,917 - People just come up and give you money? 1178 00:56:59,000 --> 00:56:59,750 - Yeah. 1179 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:02,837 - Industry. 1180 00:57:04,172 --> 00:57:06,090 Hey, I don't mean to be too forward, 1181 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:10,010 but I'm a little light on cash for the holidays and all. 1182 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,430 Think you could help out? 1183 00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:19,770 (light orchestral music) 1184 00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,452 - Warm in here, isn't it? 1185 00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:37,913 (classical piano music) 1186 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,668 I want fresh air. 1187 00:57:43,712 --> 00:57:47,257 (classical violin music) 1188 00:57:51,845 --> 00:57:54,180 (exhaling) 1189 00:58:00,270 --> 00:58:04,023 What the (indistinct) is this? 1190 00:58:04,107 --> 00:58:05,317 Hey! 1191 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,193 You bunch of little delinquents! 1192 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,658 (bright orchestral music) 1193 00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:20,415 - Go have fun. 1194 00:58:31,217 --> 00:58:33,970 Hey you kids, do whatever you wanna do. 1195 00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:40,685 Merry Christmas. 1196 00:58:40,768 --> 00:58:42,228 - Yeah, you too. 1197 00:58:42,312 --> 00:58:43,437 Merry Christmas. 1198 00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,522 - It's so cold. 1199 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:27,648 - Cold it is. 1200 00:59:30,277 --> 00:59:31,485 - So, which one's yours? 1201 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,073 - You see the little white one over there. 1202 00:59:36,157 --> 00:59:38,450 It's my girlfriend's and mine. 1203 00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,370 Yeah, she wanted a small dog. 1204 00:59:40,453 --> 00:59:41,412 I wanted a big dog. 1205 00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:45,040 So we compromised and got a small dog. 1206 00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:46,083 - Compromise, huh? 1207 00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:47,377 - Yeah. 1208 00:59:47,460 --> 00:59:48,712 - Yeah, when you get married, 1209 00:59:48,795 --> 00:59:51,338 there's gonna be a lot more compromises to come. 1210 00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:54,758 - So anyway, which dog is yours? 1211 00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:57,303 - I don't have a dog. 1212 00:59:57,387 --> 00:59:58,345 But it's all I want though. 1213 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:00,348 I don't care about any other gifts. 1214 01:00:00,432 --> 01:00:03,433 I either want it for my birthday or Christmas. 1215 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:05,395 - You know, a dog can be a lot of work. 1216 01:00:05,478 --> 01:00:07,522 - You're a lot of work. 1217 01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:08,732 - That's what my mom says. 1218 01:00:08,815 --> 01:00:10,358 But I'll do it all by myself. 1219 01:00:10,442 --> 01:00:13,235 I'd walk it, I'd feed it, I'd let it out, 1220 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:14,528 I'd take it to the dog park. 1221 01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:17,157 And I'll hold it's paw like that at the vet. 1222 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:20,283 - I hope you get your wish this year. 1223 01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:21,118 - Me too. 1224 01:00:22,495 --> 01:00:23,872 - All right guys, I am freezing. 1225 01:00:23,955 --> 01:00:24,705 I'm out of here. 1226 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:27,917 Lovie, come here. 1227 01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:30,127 Lovie. 1228 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,255 My girl friend named her, obviously. 1229 01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:34,298 - Obviously. 1230 01:00:34,382 --> 01:00:36,258 - Come here, come here girl. 1231 01:00:39,095 --> 01:00:41,597 Can I ask you a favor? 1232 01:00:44,267 --> 01:00:46,477 If you get near her. 1233 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,770 She knows her name. 1234 01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:48,813 If you just call it. 1235 01:00:48,897 --> 01:00:50,313 - Who me? 1236 01:00:50,398 --> 01:00:52,817 - I can't go with the crutches. 1237 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:56,112 All you gotta do is just get near her, 1238 01:00:56,195 --> 01:00:58,030 just call her name, and she'll come right to you. 1239 01:00:58,113 --> 01:00:59,782 - Okay, well. 1240 01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:01,158 - I'm sorry, but- 1241 01:01:04,537 --> 01:01:06,997 - All right, I'll give it a shot. 1242 01:01:07,082 --> 01:01:08,415 - Thanks, I appreciate it. 1243 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:14,588 Thanks, just need to get near her and say her name, Lovie. 1244 01:01:16,048 --> 01:01:17,383 - Come on dog. 1245 01:01:22,763 --> 01:01:24,015 - Don't chase after her. 1246 01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:25,683 If you chase her, she's gonna run. 1247 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:31,563 - That's a boy. 1248 01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:34,900 - He's back up. 1249 01:01:35,902 --> 01:01:40,030 (comedic orchestral music) 1250 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:40,865 Come here. 1251 01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:44,493 - Bloody dog, come on! 1252 01:01:44,577 --> 01:01:46,120 - Come. 1253 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,580 See, you're a real-sized dog. 1254 01:01:54,545 --> 01:01:55,880 No, lady, lady don't. 1255 01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,552 Lady if you throw the ball, she's gonna chase the ball. 1256 01:02:04,472 --> 01:02:06,682 - Uncle Ben, watch out! 1257 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:07,517 - Aah. 1258 01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:15,442 (uptempo orchestral music) 1259 01:02:17,610 --> 01:02:19,695 - 20 bucks says Uncle Ben falls first. 1260 01:02:20,697 --> 01:02:22,240 - Uncle Daryl is going down. 1261 01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:31,040 Dave, I just want to thank you 1262 01:02:31,123 --> 01:02:33,835 for inviting me and my family to join you for Christmas. 1263 01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:35,878 - I wouldn't have it any other way Matt. 1264 01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:37,672 - Me too, Dave. 1265 01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:41,383 From me and the whole McCormick family, 1266 01:02:41,467 --> 01:02:42,885 Merry Christmas. 1267 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:44,262 - Here's to my son, 1268 01:02:44,345 --> 01:02:45,722 man of the house. 1269 01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:48,723 Takes a lot of work to have everybody in. 1270 01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:50,225 He never complained. 1271 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:52,395 I'm proud of you, son. 1272 01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:53,645 - Thank you. 1273 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,815 Everyone, thank you. 1274 01:02:56,898 --> 01:02:58,067 Let's eat, dig in. 1275 01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:02,988 - Boy oh boy oh boy, that hit the spot. 1276 01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:06,492 - Anybody gave me a belt for Christmas? 1277 01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:09,537 Who's ready for presents? 1278 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:12,290 - Ah, come on Dave, really? 1279 01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:15,125 I think we need a little nap before we can do that. 1280 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:16,460 Come on, let's go. 1281 01:03:31,517 --> 01:03:34,353 - Santa can't deliver all those presents in one night. 1282 01:03:34,437 --> 01:03:37,565 Do you know, how many houses there are all over the world? 1283 01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:39,567 - Okay, if I can deliver presents 1284 01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:42,903 to every house in this block in 60 seconds or less, 1285 01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,905 that'll prove that it's possible. 1286 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:47,658 - I don't think that it does. 1287 01:03:47,742 --> 01:03:50,202 - Sure it does. 1288 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,037 - Three, two, one. Go! 1289 01:03:54,707 --> 01:03:56,958 (kids cheering) 1290 01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:58,627 Go, go, go. 1291 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:00,503 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 1292 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,108 - That's it. 1293 01:04:21,192 --> 01:04:22,192 That is it. 1294 01:04:23,235 --> 01:04:24,778 I've had enough. 1295 01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:28,950 (high-tension orchestral music) 1296 01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:32,160 - Probably Daryl, he always takes a (indistinct). 1297 01:04:34,205 --> 01:04:36,707 (muffled speaking) 1298 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:39,293 - Yeah, still putting their names on things. 1299 01:04:39,377 --> 01:04:40,502 - We're having some drink. 1300 01:04:40,587 --> 01:04:41,337 - Oh, wow. 1301 01:04:44,632 --> 01:04:46,717 - Aah, that hit the spot. 1302 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:49,553 Let's open presents. 1303 01:04:50,805 --> 01:04:51,930 - Honey? 1304 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,848 You ready to open presents? 1305 01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:54,850 - [Woman] Almost. 1306 01:04:56,143 --> 01:04:57,937 - Quit stalling there, let's go. 1307 01:04:59,647 --> 01:05:02,275 Kids! Presents! 1308 01:05:06,862 --> 01:05:08,655 - [Woman] Yeah, I have a sponge. 1309 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:10,115 - I just took it. 1310 01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,868 You know I'm not gonna use. 1311 01:05:12,952 --> 01:05:15,705 (crowd murmuring) 1312 01:05:18,707 --> 01:05:20,583 - [Mister Nicholas] David! 1313 01:05:20,668 --> 01:05:23,087 David Madison, get out here. 1314 01:05:23,170 --> 01:05:24,755 - I'll be right back. 1315 01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:29,635 Wesley? 1316 01:05:29,718 --> 01:05:30,678 Merry Christmas. 1317 01:05:30,762 --> 01:05:34,890 - Put up your dukes, you Yankee coward. 1318 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:35,725 Aah! 1319 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:40,730 - You think you Brits would learn not to mess with America. 1320 01:05:40,813 --> 01:05:41,563 Geez. 1321 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,150 (door closing) 1322 01:05:44,233 --> 01:05:46,985 (crowd murmuring) 1323 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:50,865 - Oh, thanks dear. 1324 01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:00,750 Oh, look. 1325 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,043 Oven mitts. 1326 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,587 - I didn't know what to get her. 1327 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:07,757 - Thanks dear. 1328 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:09,925 - Ben, 1329 01:06:11,177 --> 01:06:12,470 what is that? 1330 01:06:12,553 --> 01:06:15,305 - It's cabernet, fantastic wine. 1331 01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,098 You guys want me to get you some? 1332 01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:18,600 - Ooh, no thank you, 1333 01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:21,478 I just don't allow beverages in the living room. 1334 01:06:21,562 --> 01:06:22,897 - I won't spill, so. 1335 01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:25,232 - Oh well, it's just the rule. 1336 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,860 Just sort of a house rule. 1337 01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,945 - I assure you, I am very good 1338 01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,738 with beverage management, Sandy. 1339 01:06:36,785 --> 01:06:38,287 (gasping) 1340 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:40,915 - Oh, did you sew this yourself? 1341 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:42,417 - I did. 1342 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,585 - Thank you so much. 1343 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:45,418 - You're welcome. 1344 01:06:47,128 --> 01:06:48,505 - I picked out the fabric. 1345 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:50,842 - Thank you. 1346 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,553 So pretty. 1347 01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:57,848 - Don't ever do that again. 1348 01:06:57,932 --> 01:07:01,393 (bright instrumental music) 1349 01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:06,273 ("Deck the Halls") 1350 01:07:32,592 --> 01:07:33,883 - It's for you Aunt Carol. 1351 01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:36,887 - Thank you, honey. 1352 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:40,473 It's- 1353 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:43,352 - Because it's Christmas and your birthday. 1354 01:07:43,435 --> 01:07:44,187 - Yeah. 1355 01:07:44,270 --> 01:07:45,645 - And you're 50. 1356 01:07:46,647 --> 01:07:47,773 - Yeah. 1357 01:07:47,857 --> 01:07:49,483 - It's a sign for the yard. 1358 01:07:49,567 --> 01:07:50,818 I'm gonna go put it out. 1359 01:07:50,902 --> 01:07:53,028 - It's okay sweetie, we can do it later. 1360 01:07:53,862 --> 01:07:55,990 (sighing) 1361 01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,450 - And you're 50. 1362 01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:01,120 (laughing) 1363 01:08:01,203 --> 01:08:02,788 - Cut it out, dad. 1364 01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:18,803 - Honestly? 1365 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:20,848 Is this really necessary? 1366 01:08:20,932 --> 01:08:21,932 I know it's my birthday. 1367 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:23,183 - And you're 50. 1368 01:08:23,267 --> 01:08:24,977 - [Carol] I've heard. 1369 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:26,020 - Okay, I'm opening. 1370 01:08:26,103 --> 01:08:27,437 Whose it from anyway? 1371 01:08:27,522 --> 01:08:28,230 - Me, Uncle Matt. 1372 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:29,982 - Oh, thanks sweetie. 1373 01:08:30,942 --> 01:08:32,943 And it's a tie. 1374 01:08:33,027 --> 01:08:33,777 Thank you. 1375 01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:35,905 - Let's see it. 1376 01:08:35,988 --> 01:08:38,573 - Yeah, no, that's all right. 1377 01:08:38,657 --> 01:08:39,617 - Let's see. 1378 01:08:46,832 --> 01:08:48,083 - Do you like it, dad? 1379 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:51,003 - Try it on. 1380 01:08:52,713 --> 01:08:53,463 - What? 1381 01:08:53,547 --> 01:08:55,048 - Go on. 1382 01:08:55,132 --> 01:08:56,092 Well, I'm already wearing- 1383 01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:57,927 - Try it on, Matt. 1384 01:08:58,010 --> 01:08:59,178 - All right. 1385 01:08:59,262 --> 01:09:00,553 All right, birthday girl. 1386 01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:07,603 (uptempo holiday music) 1387 01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:30,125 - Let's give him a suplex. 1388 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:33,753 Go, go, go. 1389 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:35,088 - And that Ben, 1390 01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:37,465 is why we have a no beverages in the living room policy. 1391 01:09:37,550 --> 01:09:38,800 - I'm just standing here. 1392 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:40,970 - And now there's wine on my carpet. 1393 01:09:41,053 --> 01:09:43,930 - Maybe you should have a no full contact wrestling 1394 01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:46,683 in the living room policy, Sandy. 1395 01:09:46,767 --> 01:09:49,228 - Looks like you got little wine on you there partner. 1396 01:09:49,312 --> 01:09:50,897 - Yeah, little wine. 1397 01:09:50,980 --> 01:09:53,690 - That's why it's good to have two ties. 1398 01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:54,650 That's gonna stain. 1399 01:09:55,567 --> 01:09:58,445 - All right kids, that's it. 1400 01:09:58,528 --> 01:09:59,613 Let's round up. 1401 01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:01,948 Everybody to bed. 1402 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,033 Let's go, yeah, yeah! 1403 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,245 Yeah yeah! 1404 01:10:09,248 --> 01:10:11,000 Okay, let's get the drinks. 1405 01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:12,208 - Yes, all right. 1406 01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,588 - Let's go, cowpoke. 1407 01:10:16,672 --> 01:10:19,550 (laughing) 1408 01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:21,343 - "Twas the night before Christmas, 1409 01:10:21,427 --> 01:10:23,178 and all through the house, 1410 01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:25,097 not a creature was stirring, 1411 01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:26,682 not even a mouse. 1412 01:10:26,765 --> 01:10:30,060 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, 1413 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:33,480 in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. 1414 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,858 The children were nestled all snug in their wee little beds, 1415 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:39,027 while visions of sugar plums 1416 01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,280 danced in their wee little heads. 1417 01:10:41,363 --> 01:10:43,657 Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, 1418 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:48,620 Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap. 1419 01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:51,623 When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, 1420 01:10:51,707 --> 01:10:54,585 I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. 1421 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:57,378 Away to the window I flew like a flash, 1422 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,130 tore open the shutters, 1423 01:11:01,342 --> 01:11:03,385 threw open the sash. 1424 01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:06,055 The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow 1425 01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:11,018 gave a luster of midday to objects below. 1426 01:11:11,102 --> 01:11:13,437 When what to my wondering eyes should appear, 1427 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:17,942 but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. 1428 01:11:18,025 --> 01:11:21,195 With a little old driver so lively and quick, 1429 01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:24,823 I knew in a moment that it must be Saint Nick, 1430 01:11:26,492 --> 01:11:30,412 and he whistled and shouted and called them by name. 1431 01:11:30,495 --> 01:11:35,458 Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night." 1432 01:11:36,293 --> 01:11:37,168 - You skipped some, Grandpa. 1433 01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:39,547 - Well, you got the gist of it. 1434 01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:42,257 Well, Grandpa loves you all. 1435 01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,092 Good night. 1436 01:11:46,345 --> 01:11:48,138 - Hey, we're going to bed. 1437 01:11:48,222 --> 01:11:48,888 - Good night. 1438 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:50,015 - Good night. 1439 01:11:55,187 --> 01:11:57,732 - I'm going out for little walk. 1440 01:12:10,202 --> 01:12:13,622 (footsteps on the roof) 1441 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,293 - Wake up, wake up! 1442 01:12:18,377 --> 01:12:19,210 - What? 1443 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:20,295 - He's here, he's really here. 1444 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:23,173 - I knew it, I knew Santa Claus is real. 1445 01:12:23,257 --> 01:12:24,298 - It's true, and tomorrow 1446 01:12:24,383 --> 01:12:26,927 I'm gonna get a puppy for Christmas. 1447 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,430 I'm gonna get a puppy for Christmas. 1448 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,225 - On Dancer, on Prancer, 1449 01:12:34,308 --> 01:12:36,228 dash away Richard Nixon, 1450 01:12:36,312 --> 01:12:39,398 NFL blitzin' and however the heck it goes. 1451 01:12:39,482 --> 01:12:43,860 All led by a drunk reindeer with a big red nose. 1452 01:12:50,158 --> 01:12:52,160 - You're taking up all the space. 1453 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:54,370 I need a spot for my kid too, you know. 1454 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:56,248 - What about in there? 1455 01:12:56,332 --> 01:12:57,290 - Yeah. 1456 01:12:58,292 --> 01:13:00,585 - What? Under the kitchen table? 1457 01:13:01,837 --> 01:13:02,628 - Sure. 1458 01:13:03,463 --> 01:13:04,923 - Yeah. 1459 01:13:05,007 --> 01:13:07,300 - You trying to invent a new holiday, Matt? 1460 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:10,387 Santa is not bringing presents to Kassandra, 1461 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:11,722 under the table. 1462 01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:14,265 - But, we're all set up and we were here first. 1463 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,685 - You're like Columbus talking to the Indians. 1464 01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:18,103 This is my home. 1465 01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:21,273 Now, I'm gonna go out to the trunk, 1466 01:13:21,357 --> 01:13:22,273 I'm gonna get Santa's presents, 1467 01:13:22,357 --> 01:13:24,025 And when I come back, 1468 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:27,320 there's gonna be a nice big space under that tree. 1469 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:29,823 Okay? 1470 01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:52,428 (playful music) 1471 01:14:00,812 --> 01:14:04,315 - A drunken reindeer with a big red nose. 1472 01:14:06,735 --> 01:14:08,362 - Pretty nice table. 1473 01:14:08,445 --> 01:14:09,195 - Yeah. 1474 01:14:10,322 --> 01:14:11,615 - Told Carol I'd be right up. 1475 01:14:13,408 --> 01:14:16,035 - We could just play one quick game. 1476 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:20,582 - All right. - But I'm first. 1477 01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:24,043 (uptempo comedic music) 1478 01:14:26,588 --> 01:14:29,423 (yelling) 1479 01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:31,092 - Another Christmas down, 1480 01:14:31,177 --> 01:14:35,430 another family Christmas through the hole. 1481 01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:37,515 (yelling) 1482 01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:41,228 - She is my sister. 1483 01:14:41,312 --> 01:14:42,312 - What? 1484 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,772 - She's also cold. 1485 01:14:43,855 --> 01:14:46,733 (yelling) 1486 01:14:46,817 --> 01:14:49,193 (laughing) 1487 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,077 - Be there. 1488 01:14:58,578 --> 01:15:00,163 - No. No. 1489 01:15:00,247 --> 01:15:03,333 - Bring it up, just bring it at me one more time. 1490 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:05,668 (grunting) 1491 01:15:08,922 --> 01:15:11,258 (confused crosstalk) 1492 01:15:11,342 --> 01:15:13,552 - Come on, put it in there bro. 1493 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:18,932 - One more. 1494 01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,435 One more, I know, one more. 1495 01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,607 (cheering) 1496 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:30,110 Okay, one more, Ben. 1497 01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:31,237 Double digit. 1498 01:15:32,237 --> 01:15:34,405 (mumbling) 1499 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,330 - Wait for it. 1500 01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:43,707 Wait for it. 1501 01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:46,042 There it is Ben. 1502 01:15:48,670 --> 01:15:50,963 (cheering) 1503 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:56,010 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 1504 01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:57,303 ♪ Oh what fun ♪ 1505 01:15:57,387 --> 01:15:58,847 ♪ It is to ride ♪ 1506 01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:01,725 ♪ In a one horse pen sleigh, hey! ♪ 1507 01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:02,517 - Yay! 1508 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:03,352 - It is fun. 1509 01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:06,187 - Well, you have too many bells. 1510 01:16:06,272 --> 01:16:08,607 ♪ Bells on bob tail ring ♪ 1511 01:16:08,690 --> 01:16:12,777 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 1512 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:15,905 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ 1513 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:20,702 ♪ A sleighing song tonight, aah ♪ 1514 01:16:20,785 --> 01:16:23,788 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 1515 01:16:23,872 --> 01:16:24,623 - Shh. 1516 01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:26,875 - Oh, we don't want to wake 'em up, 1517 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:28,960 they're gonna come down. 1518 01:16:29,043 --> 01:16:30,503 - Besides, Santa's coming. 1519 01:16:31,672 --> 01:16:33,007 - That's right. 1520 01:16:36,718 --> 01:16:39,345 (light music) 1521 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:42,015 You know, 1522 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,517 I spend a lot time asking people 1523 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,435 what they would like for Christmas. 1524 01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,313 May be I could tell you what I would like. 1525 01:16:48,397 --> 01:16:50,565 Spend a little less on presents, 1526 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,400 and give a little more to charity. 1527 01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:55,487 Be kind to one another because really, 1528 01:16:55,570 --> 01:16:58,240 that is what Christmas is all about. 1529 01:16:58,323 --> 01:17:00,408 Now, here it is folks. 1530 01:17:00,492 --> 01:17:01,410 The main event, 1531 01:17:01,493 --> 01:17:03,578 live from Rockford, Michigan. 1532 01:17:03,662 --> 01:17:05,080 It's Christmas morning. 1533 01:17:07,207 --> 01:17:08,417 Ho ho ho! 1534 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:12,420 (dramatic orchestral music) 1535 01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:23,515 - Guys, wake up, wake up. 1536 01:17:23,598 --> 01:17:26,435 Presents! It's time for presents! 1537 01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:29,062 (festive music) 1538 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:01,845 - They're up. 1539 01:18:04,555 --> 01:18:06,725 Come on, cowpoke, lets go. 1540 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,185 - Couple more hours. 1541 01:18:11,397 --> 01:18:13,732 - You are not missing Christmas morning. 1542 01:18:13,815 --> 01:18:16,067 - There's a camcorder in the closet. 1543 01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:17,110 Videotape it. 1544 01:18:19,237 --> 01:18:20,030 - David, 1545 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:21,782 up! 1546 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:27,328 (kids chattering) 1547 01:18:51,645 --> 01:18:52,687 - Coffee. 1548 01:18:57,192 --> 01:18:57,983 Coffee. 1549 01:19:00,237 --> 01:19:03,157 - Matt, can you make a fire, please? 1550 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:05,825 Matt? 1551 01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:08,245 - Jeez, what? 1552 01:19:08,328 --> 01:19:09,412 - Make a fire please. 1553 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:12,123 - Okay. 1554 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:14,877 - Now, Matt? 1555 01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:17,587 - Okay. 1556 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:20,673 (kids chattering) 1557 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:26,303 All right, move over. 1558 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,433 You too, get something to eat. 1559 01:19:39,317 --> 01:19:40,860 We'll have a fire mind you. 1560 01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:45,115 It's 78 degrees in here. 1561 01:19:45,198 --> 01:19:48,535 (Grandpa yelling) 1562 01:19:48,618 --> 01:19:50,662 - Mister Madison? 1563 01:19:50,745 --> 01:19:52,205 - Dad? 1564 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,832 - I'm stuck in the chimney. 1565 01:19:53,915 --> 01:19:55,583 - Sandy! (screaming) 1566 01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:56,835 Call 911! 1567 01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:58,127 - [Grandpa] Freezing my rear end off. 1568 01:19:58,212 --> 01:20:00,588 - Mister Madison, what are you doing up there? 1569 01:20:00,672 --> 01:20:02,882 - Get me the hell out of here, 1570 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:07,720 then we can play twenty questions with my idiot son-in-law. 1571 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:10,640 (siren winding down) 1572 01:20:12,142 --> 01:20:13,893 - [Santa] That Grandpa is quite the character, isn't he? 1573 01:20:13,977 --> 01:20:16,730 Ho ho ho, as long as I can remember, 1574 01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:18,565 he's been one of my favorites. 1575 01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:21,108 Oh, he's gone a little gruff in his old age. 1576 01:20:21,192 --> 01:20:22,985 But he loves his family. 1577 01:20:23,068 --> 01:20:24,487 That's what's important. 1578 01:20:27,157 --> 01:20:28,700 - Just all kinds of stuff. 1579 01:20:28,783 --> 01:20:29,868 Just clutter. 1580 01:20:29,952 --> 01:20:31,493 The gifts are too big, 1581 01:20:31,578 --> 01:20:32,912 and nobody really needs them. 1582 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,332 - What can I say? 1583 01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:39,085 I like the gifts though. 1584 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:40,795 - Matt? - Huh? 1585 01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:42,672 Yeah, sure, hon. 1586 01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:45,008 - Now look, I've put everybody's name in the hat. 1587 01:20:45,092 --> 01:20:46,718 We'll each draw out a name, 1588 01:20:46,802 --> 01:20:48,262 and that's the person you're buying a gift for next year. 1589 01:20:48,345 --> 01:20:50,388 - I's Christmas day, Carol. 1590 01:20:50,472 --> 01:20:52,432 Do we really need to worry about it now? 1591 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,268 - Yes, when else will all be together? 1592 01:20:55,352 --> 01:20:56,895 If we don't talk about it now, 1593 01:20:56,978 --> 01:20:58,187 it will never get done. 1594 01:20:58,272 --> 01:21:00,232 Daryl, you get to go first. 1595 01:21:04,152 --> 01:21:05,820 - I got my name, Daryl McCormick. 1596 01:21:08,782 --> 01:21:10,408 - There you go, you can buy yourself some orange soda, 1597 01:21:10,492 --> 01:21:11,743 and put your name on it. 1598 01:21:14,162 --> 01:21:14,955 - Or oven mitts. 1599 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:33,848 - You feeling better, Grandpa? 1600 01:21:33,932 --> 01:21:36,517 - Ah, me? Sure, sure. 1601 01:21:36,602 --> 01:21:37,768 Takes a lot more than that 1602 01:21:37,852 --> 01:21:39,687 to knock your old Grandpa off his game. 1603 01:21:41,982 --> 01:21:43,107 How'd you do this year? 1604 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:44,692 You make out? 1605 01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:46,235 - Okay, I guess. 1606 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,737 - Okay, you guess? 1607 01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:49,280 - I don't wanna complain. 1608 01:21:50,823 --> 01:21:52,825 - You mean you didn't get everything you wanted? 1609 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:55,912 Well, maybe next year. 1610 01:21:56,830 --> 01:21:57,747 - No. 1611 01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:58,790 - No! 1612 01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:01,250 - I was really good this year. 1613 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,502 Really, I was. 1614 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,005 And that's all I wanted. 1615 01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:08,550 And if Santa Claus didn't bring me a dog this year, 1616 01:22:08,633 --> 01:22:09,800 why would he next year? 1617 01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:13,305 - Well, maybe your parents for your birthday. 1618 01:22:13,388 --> 01:22:14,430 - They never will. 1619 01:22:15,682 --> 01:22:17,850 I just thought, if I was good enough 1620 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,768 and if I wanted it bad. 1621 01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:21,897 - Well, I'm sorry. 1622 01:22:21,980 --> 01:22:24,273 You know, I did as best I could. 1623 01:22:25,192 --> 01:22:26,860 - I still love you, Grandpa. 1624 01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:28,528 (Grandpa chuckling) 1625 01:22:28,612 --> 01:22:29,528 - What was that? 1626 01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:30,322 - What? 1627 01:22:30,405 --> 01:22:31,155 - That noise. 1628 01:22:32,073 --> 01:22:33,867 - I don't hear anything. 1629 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,410 - From the basement that 1630 01:22:35,493 --> 01:22:37,787 whining, barking sound. 1631 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:41,917 (building orchestral music) 1632 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:46,087 (bright orchestral music) 1633 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:47,797 - [Kassandra] A puppy! I got a puppy! 1634 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,340 I don't believe this. 1635 01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:51,092 - Dad, what's going on? 1636 01:22:52,427 --> 01:22:53,345 - [Kassandra] I don't believe this. 1637 01:22:53,428 --> 01:22:54,762 - [Grandpa] What's the big deal? 1638 01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:57,348 - You can't just buy her a dog without our permission. 1639 01:22:57,432 --> 01:22:58,683 - Unbelievable. 1640 01:22:58,767 --> 01:23:00,435 - [Grandpa] You had a dog when you were a kid. 1641 01:23:00,518 --> 01:23:02,062 Every kid should have a dog. 1642 01:23:02,145 --> 01:23:03,855 - Do you even know what kind it is? 1643 01:23:03,938 --> 01:23:05,482 It's a, it's a, well it's, 1644 01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:07,233 I don't know. 1645 01:23:07,317 --> 01:23:09,068 I told the guy to get a big dog, 1646 01:23:09,152 --> 01:23:11,112 you don't want those little rat dogs. 1647 01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:13,823 - This is a major family decision, Dad. 1648 01:23:13,907 --> 01:23:15,408 A dog is a lot of work. 1649 01:23:15,492 --> 01:23:19,620 - Nonsense, you always over-dramatize everything. 1650 01:23:19,703 --> 01:23:20,872 (dog yelping) 1651 01:23:20,955 --> 01:23:22,832 - [Carol] No, don't let him up 1652 01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:23,625 - [Kid] That knee, it's bad. 1653 01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:24,917 - [David] Get off there! 1654 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,753 (dog yelping) 1655 01:23:26,837 --> 01:23:28,463 Down, come here. 1656 01:23:28,547 --> 01:23:32,175 (talking over each other) 1657 01:23:32,258 --> 01:23:33,885 Get off there! 1658 01:23:33,968 --> 01:23:35,137 - [Sandy] David, do something! 1659 01:23:35,220 --> 01:23:37,930 - [David] I got him, I got him. 1660 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:44,520 - [Sandy] Oh, my china. (sighing) 1661 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:45,855 - So, there you have it. 1662 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:48,608 The Madisons got a dog for Christmas. 1663 01:23:48,692 --> 01:23:50,652 Dave and Sandy may not have wanted him at first, 1664 01:23:50,735 --> 01:23:51,903 but, throughout the years, 1665 01:23:51,987 --> 01:23:54,280 that dog brought a lot of love 1666 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:55,740 into the Madison home. 1667 01:23:57,492 --> 01:23:59,035 Dave swore that he would never 1668 01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:02,622 have any of his or Sandy's family over ever again. 1669 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:03,623 Well, you know Dave, 1670 01:24:03,707 --> 01:24:05,833 next year he was excited as ever. 1671 01:24:07,002 --> 01:24:08,795 It wasn't always easy. 1672 01:24:08,878 --> 01:24:10,338 One year, Dave got kicked 1673 01:24:10,422 --> 01:24:11,547 while trying to set up 1674 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,758 a live reindeer display in the front yard. 1675 01:24:13,842 --> 01:24:16,343 Then there was the time he nearly froze to death, 1676 01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:17,970 while trying to prove to Sandy 1677 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,848 that the ice was thick enough for skating. 1678 01:24:20,932 --> 01:24:21,933 (chuckling) 1679 01:24:22,017 --> 01:24:24,810 Well, over time, 1680 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:27,897 we gained a few new Madisons and well, 1681 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:29,482 we lost an older one. 1682 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:33,152 But the family and their loving dog always stayed together. 1683 01:24:34,362 --> 01:24:36,613 From all of us here at Rockford, Michigan, 1684 01:24:36,697 --> 01:24:38,115 Merry Christmas, 1685 01:24:38,198 --> 01:24:40,160 and to all a good night. 1686 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:45,332 (festive orchestral music)