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{\an8}A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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{\an8}[Christmas-style music playing]
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[Matías] Caspar, Melchior, and Balthazar,
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better known as the three Magi.
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Oh, please!
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Nobody ever saw them doing magic,
as far as I know.
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They only get out of here
when it's manger time,
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which is pretty soon.
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I am Matías, "good old Mat,"
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and I'm hiding,
because it is December 7th.
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{\an8}DECEMBER 7TH, 2019, LITTLE CANDLES DAY
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{\an8}It's Little Candles Day,
the day Christmas officially begins.
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{\an8}It's when the family I live with
goes crazy,
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and I already have a hard time
dealing with Bogotá's madness.
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I'm an easygoing cat from the Caribbean
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unlike the Morales Bocanegra family.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Matías] This guy is Juan Morales,
the father of the family.
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Employee of an insurance company
and like Melchior, Caspar, and Balthazar,
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he does magic in his spare time.
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Believe it or not, right now,
this guy is putting it all on the line.
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He will have the weirdest Christmas
the Morales family ever had.
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[grunting]
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I got this. Don't worry.
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[panting]
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Where are all
the beautiful, happy accountants?
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[laughs]
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Good morning,
especially to you, Mr. Londoño.
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We want to welcome you
and tell you how very happy we are
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that you're now
the company's majority shareholder.
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Okay, let's get started.
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You guys are about to experience some
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tropical magic.
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-[scattered laughs]
-The mind is a powerful tool.
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I'm going to use it to turn
an inanimate object into organic matter.
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This is just a regular stapler.
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But thanks to the powers
I've acquired directly from the Magi,
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it will turn it into…
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a bunny!
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Please be silent and focus,
the artist's life is in danger.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[recites spell in gibberish]
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[all laugh]
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Weird bunny, no?
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It looks like a stapler.
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[scattered laughs]
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But it's a bunny, right?
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[man] What's the stapler's name?
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-Joselín Joselín! Come back!
-[man] What a clown!
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Stop that bunny! Don't let it escape!
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Joselín! Joselín! Stop! You'll get lost!
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{\an8}Come get your carrot! Come back!
Joselín! Bunny!
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[muttering]
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-No bunny?
-No, sir. I can't find it.
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I searched up to the fourth floor,
even the fifth floor.
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This place or the audience
must've scared it.
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Or maybe it's just a shy bunny.
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Sorry about my comments earlier,
I just tried to lighten things up.
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No problem.
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That's quite all right, sir.
I should apologize to you.
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I don't know what went wrong.
I had totally mastered that trick.
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[grunts] Why?
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Sorry. I apologize, sir.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Juan Morales.
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I've been in the accounting department
for ten years,
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but…
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I'm actually…
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A magician?
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[laughs]
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Just an amateur for now,
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but I am eager to make it
to the big leagues.
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How interesting.
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Yes, forgive the impudence, sir,
but I go on vacation today,
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and who knows when we'll meet again.
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I know you own
some hotels in Vegas, so I thought…
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Know what I missed the most living abroad?
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Christmas.
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Really?
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When I was a kid,
we lived in a very small house,
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we were very poor.
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But in December,
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everything changed,
things became brighter.
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Christmas is really…
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I really enjoyed the novenas,
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the manger, the Christmas carols,
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the custard, the fritters.
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All the simple things
my mom cheated on poverty with.
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You have no idea how much I miss
and need all those moments.
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And he is coming here
to pray the novena with us?
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And it needs to be
the greatest classic family novena…
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not just in the world, in the universe!
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The poor guy looked so sad.
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The memories of his childhood
hit him really hard.
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I saw my chance to ask him over,
and against all odds, he said yes.
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Is the guy really loaded, Dad?
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[Juan] Watch the lights! We have no more.
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-We need to check them.
-Yes, he's really loaded.
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The guy's so filthy rich,
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the bank calls him every week
to withdraw cash
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-when their vault gets low.
-No way!
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The best part is, he owns hotels in Vegas.
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We had a little chat.
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He didn't rule out the idea
of giving me a job in Las Vegas.
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-What?
-[Juan] Yes.
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-As a magician?
-Yes.
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I'm not going
all the way to Vegas to be a CPA.
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You're a much better CPA, Dad.
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-Mónica!
-You've seen him!
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Only because of a lack of opportunities.
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-True.
-But guess what I feel?
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My ship's coming in.
I don't feel it, I know it.
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It's my time to shine.
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We're going to dazzle him this evening.
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And we're going
straight to Vegas to work there.
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You're dressed just right for Vegas.
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-And me?
-You'd look great on a poster.
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We'll work in the entertainment capital
of the world
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for one, two years, make some money.
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-We'll be millionaires.
-Not yet.
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We'll make enough
to set up a family business,
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and then, straight to the top
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in the big leagues.
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-A candle.
-A candle, Margot.
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-It's Christmas. There must be one!
-Now!
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-There!
-A candle. Calm down. Calm down.
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Hold the candle, Mónica. Let us pray.
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Let's ask the Immaculate Conception
to grant us this wish.
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Please, make my dream
of becoming a magician
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and giving my family a better future
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come true.
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Please, pray with a lot of faith.
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Hi, there, you fools.
How's my beloved family?
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-Sami? What are you doing here?
-My baby!
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[Mónica laughs]
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Why didn't you tell us you were coming?
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[with Argentinian accent]
So I could tell you in person.
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It's a surprise.
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What's with the weird accent?
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Dad, remember when this weirdo
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came back from his Mexican school trip?
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[with Mexican accent]
What's up, homies? All good, yeah?
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Or Spain, where he met Grandma's lover?
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[with Spanish accent]
Gosh, dude. Spain is the dog's bollocks.
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-Or when…
-Yeah. Got it.
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Tell us what's going on?
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-Want to know?
-Yes!
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Listen up.
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I dropped out
of the Argentine music school.
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I fell for this hot Colombian chick.
She's wild, Dad!
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She's back in Colombia,
and I want to marry her.
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Good for you, little brother.
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Speaking of which, I got a new guy too.
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-What?
-What?
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His name is Destroyer.
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Yes, Mom, but his dad is loaded,
and he wants to meet you guys.
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-[cell phone ringing]
-[Margot] My mother!
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Destroyer?
Of course that's the new boyfriend.
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Be quiet.
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Mom. Hello. Mom.
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I'm in Colombia.
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Why didn't you say you were coming?
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Why? Because I wanted to surprise you.
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I'm with my fiancé
who's on a business trip.
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-Where are you?
-At a hotel.
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Can I stay with you guys for a few days?
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-Is that a problem?
-No, this is your home too.
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Does your dumb husband think so too?
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-[whispers] What?
-Mom's coming to stay with us.
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Here?
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[Christmas music playing]
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[Gustavo] Hi, I'm here. We need to talk.
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For Pete's sake!
Why didn't you tell me you were here?
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I'd have fixed a little something for you.
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Why didn't I? Because…
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the less we're seen, the better.
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-We need to keep a low profile.
-Sorry. You're right.
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I'll be on the coast.
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I'll call you when I get back
to discuss the future.
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Dad, just tell me where and when,
and I'll be there.
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-You know I love you.
-[hangs up]
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-Amigo.
-Hello. Dad?
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Brigitte, come here!
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Is your dad here?
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Yes. He wants to discuss the future.
The future, Brigitte!
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Come here. Close your eyes.
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Let's ask the Immaculate Conception
to please
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make Baby Jesus grant me my wish
of showing my dad
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that I'm not the moron he thinks I am.
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Let me help you, Heriberto.
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-Close your eyes.
-Yes.
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[Ortiz] Don't you celebrate the holidays,
Lieutenant?
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[González]
I find them boring and annoying.
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Don't you have anyone to share them with?
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Don't you have a lady neighbor,
an ex, a lover, somebody?
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An ugly cousin or something?
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I was born and raised alone.
Any problems with that?
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[bangs loudly]
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Orduz the Corrupt is in town.
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We think he's here for the holidays
to meet his partners
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and set up a huge money-laundering scheme.
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We have no idea who he is
or what he looks like.
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But guess what?
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They're giving you guys the job.
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Thanks.
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Do you see, Lieutenant?
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This is your big break
to catch the Corrupt.
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Your perfect chance to get your promotion.
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Here.
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Pray to the Immaculate Conception
for that miracle.
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-I'm an atheist.
-[blows]
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Ah, right, I wondered…
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if you weren't…
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[clears throat]
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…a religious person.
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[blows]
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-Mónica.
-Don't… [screams]
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[Mónica] Weirdo scumbag!
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-I don't know, Margot. I don't know.
-You don't know what, Juan?
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If you want a family Christmas
for that guy,
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the kids and even my mom need to be here.
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Without meeting
Mónica's new boyfriend first?
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Or Samuel's girlfriend?
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Without knowing
who your mom's latest victim is?
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Are you ashamed of us, Juan?
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Do you want to hide them?
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What? No. I don't want to hide them!
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How could I want that?
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I'm the proudest dad there ever was.
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But think about what's at stake
with Londoño if anything goes wrong.
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You need to trust me and the kids on this.
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And even my mom.
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Yes, you're right.
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Come.
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[Juan] Listen up, guys!
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We want Mr. Londoño to have
the best Christmas in the world.
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No, not just the world.
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[all] In the universe!
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For him to feel the spirit of…
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Ow!
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[Juan] Mónica!
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So we need to work as a team.
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Mónica will do the manger.
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Samuel, you do the music.
Carols, nothing gloomy.
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And Mom, fritters and custard.
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-What? I don't…
-You make them so yummy.
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She's great at it.
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00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,308
And Dad's in charge of the entertainment.
250
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,769
Magic and comedy. [laughs]
251
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,853
[laughs]
252
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,521
Maybe just magic.
253
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,982
We'll make this a special evening.
254
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:59,153
And make Mr. Londoño
feel like he's part of a family.
255
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,113
Okay?
256
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:08,913
["No te Agache' en Navidad"
by Julián Cerati playing]
257
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,564
[music stops]
258
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,066
{\an8}DECEMBER 16TH, FIRST NOVENA DAY
259
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,236
{\an8}[Samuel singing] ♪There's a crafty old man
Right under your nose ♪
260
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,322
{\an8}♪ But his rosy red cheeks
Are hiding a thorn ♪
261
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,450
♪ If you show up here yelling
Ho, ho, ho! ♪
262
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,662
♪ You better watch out
You dirty old man ♪
263
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,915
♪ You better watch out
You dirty old man ♪
264
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,168
♪ Stay away from my house this Christmas ♪
265
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,213
♪ Screw you, Santa Claus ♪
266
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:03,050
♪ Or I'm going to smash
That cute nose of yours ♪
267
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,387
♪ For all the presents I never got ♪
268
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:13,686
♪ Screw you, Santa Claus ♪
269
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,272
I have to admit it's original.
270
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,441
-Mm-hmm. It's called "Screw You, Santa."
-Okay.
271
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,735
Ah. I've got another Christmas carol.
272
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,697
"Christmas Busts my Balls."
Want to hear it?
273
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,448
Balls. Right. Balls.
274
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,077
No, but you see-- Listen, Sami.
275
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:35,541
I think the lyrics are a bit inappropriate
for this time of the year.
276
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:40,087
I'd try to avoid the foul language
and negative attitude.
277
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,632
-But that's just me, okay?
-No, no, Dad.
278
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,678
It's precisely that critical thinking
that makes the song
279
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,016
special, unique, important.
280
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,935
-Balls?
-Balls.
281
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,103
Balls.
282
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,396
[Mónica] I'm done!
283
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,983
[laughing excitedly]
284
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,737
-[Christmas carol plays]
-Ta-da!
285
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,323
[laughs] Dad, this is so awesome!
286
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,617
These are all the banks.
287
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,245
The financial district,
and a cool World Center.
288
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:17,207
Plus a private heliport
for top investors and executives.
289
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,461
-Top executives and investors?
-What nonsense!
290
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,631
And where's the manger
where Baby Jesus is born?
291
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:28,093
I could put some slums
on top of the hill for them to squat in,
292
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,347
but it ruins the whole concept.
Is it really necessary?
293
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,350
Yes, and replace the execs
with some shepherds,
294
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,311
and the investors with the Magi. Now!
295
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,896
Do it yourself!
296
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,273
What was our agreement?
297
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,401
We were supposed to be a team!
But it's all "Screw You, Santa."
298
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,736
Out of the way.
299
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,863
-No!
-A money star!
300
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,700
As an atheist, I only believe
in the god of money.
301
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,453
-[loud explosion]
-[Mónica screams]
302
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,413
-[objects clattering]
-[Margot grunting]
303
00:15:56,497 --> 00:16:00,751
I've had it! I'm a lousy cook!
Christmas dinner is rice and eggs.
304
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,836
[Mónica] We need a new plan here.
305
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,172
-Breathe, Mom.
-It was just an accident.
306
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:08,968
-Accident? She almost blew us up.
-We stick to our plan!
307
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:09,969
[doorbell ringing]
308
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,137
-That must be Destroyer!
-[all] Who?
309
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,557
My boyfriend.
Don't you dare make me look bad.
310
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,477
-Boyfriend?
-Let's see the brother-in-law.
311
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,397
[Mónica] Destro!
312
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,314
Mwah!
313
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,858
-[Margot] That's your boyfriend?
-Yes, Mom, Destroyer.
314
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,151
Come in, baby.
315
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,528
[yells]
316
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,073
We'll never know
why he's called Destroyer.
317
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:35,327
-Thank God! Hallelujah!
-We don't need any eggs this week.
318
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,330
No, no, no. Dad, stop. That's Rosalba.
319
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,666
The sin for which I left Argentina.
320
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,793
-Want a drink?
-No, no, thank you.
321
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,213
I don't even drink the communion wine.
Lemonade is fine.
322
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,132
-Take me soon, Lord!
-I do not know.
323
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:52,970
-That's from your side of the family.
-My family? Leave my mom alone.
324
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,935
-She is a nun, son!
-No, Dad, she's a woman first.
325
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,355
Yes, but a woman
who gave her love to the Lord.
326
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,607
To God, not to men. Samuel, please.
327
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,445
No, I'm working on a song
asking her to leave the convent.
328
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,365
It's called, "Let Me See the Treats
You Hide Under your Habit."
329
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,324
[laughs]
330
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,618
-[Juan] Mónica!
-What?
331
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,954
Why is he called Destroyer?
332
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,790
He looks like a serial killer
from a movie,
333
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,460
not like a nice guy from a nice family.
334
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,422
Dad, his full name
is Destroyer Urrutia Pombo.
335
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,467
His dad owns
a big European construction company.
336
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,635
I guess his dad is so busy
337
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,430
he has no idea what that kid is up to.
338
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,308
Deal with it, guys.
339
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,686
Destroyer will be
your grandchildren's father.
340
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,440
You're a kid. Get rid of those ideas.
341
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,608
[doorbell rings]
342
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,609
My mom is here!
343
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,570
-Grandma?
-[Margot] Call her Amalia, not Grandma.
344
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,447
-Amalia!
-That's all we needed.
345
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,950
[door bell continues ringing]
346
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,412
-Hi.
-Grandma.
347
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,081
What did I say?
348
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,625
-It's not Grandma. It's Amalia.
-[Mónica] Amalia.
349
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,044
[Mónica] This is great.
Are you staying with us?
350
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,214
Of course. For a few days.
351
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:14,009
I just want you to meet my fiancé,
Martín Guerra.
352
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:18,514
[sensual music playing]
353
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,607
[Martín] Nice to meet you.
354
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,280
[Ñato laughs] Girls, you asked for it.
355
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,491
Let's meet the boss.
356
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,327
Let me see you. Gorgeous!
357
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:44,957
Watch it. Don't call him "Corrupt."
He hates it.
358
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,919
Holy Father! Daddy. Dear Daddy!
359
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:52,381
I mean it! I'm so glad to see you!
360
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,549
[clears throat]
361
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,342
How are you, Heriberto?
362
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,679
Fine, Dad. Nice to see you.
You look great.
363
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,890
Meet Astrid, Mayerli. Say hello, girls.
364
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,475
Nice to meet you.
365
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:07,813
Party time, Dad.
Look what I got you for the novenas.
366
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,982
Can we have a minute, please?
367
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,111
-With the girls?
-Come on, Heriberto.
368
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,280
Hold on, girls.
369
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,659
How dare you come here with these women?
370
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,870
Keep a low profile, remember?
371
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,621
But Dad, I thought maybe…
372
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,999
Stop showing off like this, you moron.
373
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:30,752
Our business depends
on not attracting any attention.
374
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,753
Sorry, Dad.
375
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,382
Get rid of them so we can talk.
I don't have all day!
376
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,801
Yes. Uh…
377
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:38,802
Girls!
378
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,556
-Go over there. That's so rude!
-Yes, Dad.
379
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,476
Girls.
380
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,396
[sighs]
381
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:55,527
-Martín's been modeling for ten years.
-Fifteen, baby.
382
00:19:55,611 --> 00:20:00,532
Right, 15 years, on the covers
of international fashion magazines.
383
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,578
-Only about 50.
-[Amalia] But he's more than a cute face.
384
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,581
He won the Pan-American Triathlon twice.
385
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,335
Plus he owns several hotels
and restaurants in Miami.
386
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,587
In Madrid and Rome too, bella.
387
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:17,174
And he's in Bogotá
to invest in the country.
388
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,509
[in English] I love Bogotá.
389
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,556
[in Spanish] I'll check the fritters.
Be right back.
390
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,100
Go ahead.
Fritters are what matter most.
391
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,353
Honey, it's your lucky day.
392
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,564
Martín is an international chef.
393
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,984
He'll help you with all the stuff
in the kitchen.
394
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:36,985
So don't worry.
395
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,117
No, Dad. Could you repeat that?
396
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,702
Idiot! [groans]
397
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,372
Right.
I'll tell you for the umpteenth time!
398
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:52,042
Traditionally, the third generation
of people like us
399
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,379
is the one that ends up
becoming law-abiding again.
400
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,632
You must look after your wife and son,
my grandson.
401
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:01,426
-Yes, but our "marshmallow" business…
-No!
402
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,387
We need to be two steps ahead.
403
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:07,057
We're going to invest money
in hotels like this.
404
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:12,396
In less than two years, we need to invest
as much cash as possible
405
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,856
in legitimate businesses, is that clear?
406
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,941
I thought…
407
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:20,988
I came here to infiltrate the cops
and delete whatever they have on us.
408
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,532
Lieutenant González seems to be in charge,
409
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,867
but I know how to contact him.
410
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,620
And I want to hire this fabulous guy.
411
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,874
Some poor wannabe magician
who is heaven-sent,
412
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,753
he's the ideal front man
for my money-laundering scam.
413
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,840
A magician? I can help you, Dad.
414
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,926
-Yes!.
-Sure. Remember that box--
415
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,637
-Yes. But know how you can help me?
-How?
416
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,724
By staying out of it and keeping quiet.
417
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:55,897
-And I want you to finish school.
-No, Dad. Why study? I suck at it.
418
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,275
You don't suck at it. You're stupid!
419
00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,985
But make the effort.
420
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:03,864
I need a diploma to prove
you at least finished grade school.
421
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,034
-Fine.
-One more thing.
422
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:11,830
Now that I'm here,
I want us to have a family Christmas.
423
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,623
-Together?
-Yes.
424
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,751
-As a family?
-My grandson phoned.
425
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,962
-Oswaldito?
-To complain about you.
426
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,213
About what?
427
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,883
He says you're never at home.
I believe him.
428
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:27,179
You're out partying all the time
with those easy girls you like.
429
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:30,182
No, Dad. What easy girls?
430
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:33,852
-They're friends. I'm surprised--
-Don't be. I'm not surprised.
431
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:39,941
Brace yourself, we're spending Christmas
with your wife and my grandson.
432
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,739
Dad, what did you say again
after "traditionally"?
433
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,283
For Pete's sake!
434
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,910
[knocking on door]
435
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,663
-[man] I got it, Mr. Juan.
-I was getting worried. Where were you?
436
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,207
What took you so long?
437
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,542
Mr. Juan, the thing is,
438
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,920
it's hard to find a trained bunny
in December.
439
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,756
-Where's Joselín?
-I guess he got bored.
440
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,884
He had been looking dejected,
like he wanted to retire.
441
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:10,305
Germán won't give you any problems.
He's such a smart bunny.
442
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,850
I hope he's the world's smartest.
My guest is very special.
443
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:17,729
I need to dazzle him,
as he's my ticket to Vegas,
444
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,940
and to make it in the big leagues.
445
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,566
What do I owe you?
446
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,818
[Lucho] Eh…
447
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,570
Can you maybe bill me later?
448
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,156
No worries. It's your Christmas present.
449
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,908
You're always nice to me.
450
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,076
Isn't he cute?
451
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,954
Gorgeous. I'm speechless. This is awesome.
452
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,247
I need to go.
453
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,375
There's a Superman in the kitchen
stealing the show.
454
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,878
I need to go regain control. Go on.
455
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:45,132
Call me if you need anything, Mr. Juan.
456
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:46,925
-Luchito.
-Yes, sir.
457
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,593
Who's with you for the novena?
458
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,096
No one, Mr. Juan.
I'm all alone in this city.
459
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,848
[Lucho chuckles]
460
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:57,811
Shouldn't you explain it
to Trashy yourself?
461
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,689
Tell him that due to family issues
462
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,191
you can't spend Christmas in the Bahamas.
463
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,027
I can't. As my lawyer,
you know this is an important meeting.
464
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,113
And an awesome Christmas party.
465
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:11,324
He's even flying some floozies in
from Brazil.
466
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,826
You need to understand
467
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,871
our priority is what Mr. Gustavo,
your dad, wants.
468
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,415
What's with Dad anyway? He's getting old.
469
00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:21,668
-You think I should quit the business?
-He has his reasons.
470
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,296
We must show him the business is great.
471
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:27,591
That's why I need a meeting
with Trashy in the Bahamas.
472
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:32,262
What about your dad?
He wants a family Christmas.
473
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,848
-The kid's been whining again.
-Oswaldito?
474
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,434
Yes, but I have a plan to distract him.
475
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,686
I need you and the guys to do it.
476
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,354
And who are the guys?
477
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,523
Giggles, Eternal Hangover, Blackout…
478
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,984
prove that they're more than just gunmen.
[laughs]
479
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:49,070
I have this great plan.
Call them, I need to do it now.
480
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,615
This is awesome.
481
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,285
-Cow or bull?
-Cow.
482
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,828
-How do you know?
-Because of the…
483
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,414
-Get two cows and a bull for the manger.
-Mm-hmm.
484
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,586
-What happened here?
-What happened?
485
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:05,670
An accident?
486
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:10,550
Don't worry. Don't panic.
The first thing we need to do, girls…
487
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:12,844
is clean the kitchen.
488
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,346
Yes, clean the kitchen.
489
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,806
Luchito's staying for dinner.
490
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,226
-Hi.
-Luchito, nice to meet you! Martín.
491
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,393
-A pleasure.
-[Lucho] Same.
492
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:25,023
The key word here is créativité.
Creativity, if you don't speak French.
493
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,651
Please pay attention. He's a genius.
494
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,862
Why complicate things?
We can work with what we have.
495
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,073
Right, work with what we have.
496
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:37,494
Allez, allez, allez. I need a team here.
497
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:39,371
-You.
-Me?
498
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:41,039
-The moustache guy.
-Juan?
499
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:43,250
-Juan.
-Juan! Juan, Juan.
500
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,669
You will organize and clean up.
501
00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:46,836
Clean and organize.
502
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,507
While Margot and I decide
what to prepare this evening.
503
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,509
How about…
504
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,223
rabbit in garlic sauce?
505
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,183
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
506
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,769
Germán has a vital mission tonight.
507
00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:03,853
Who?
508
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,648
-Germán the bunné.
-The what?
509
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,783
[Matías] People can be
so weird at Christmas,
510
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,995
and in this story
nobody was who they seemed to be.
511
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,456
I was the only one to see that,
but I kept quiet
512
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:27,085
to see how they'd get out of the mess
they were getting into.
513
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:29,546
-Meet my son. Baby, look.
-Thanks.
514
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:32,007
-This is him.
-Nice to meet you. I'm Alirio Satizábal.
515
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,883
-Gustavo Ortiz.
-Thanks.
516
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:37,178
{\an8}Alirio organizes trips
to Rome and the Holy Land,
517
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,140
{\an8}following the steps
of our blessed Lord Jesus.
518
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,683
That's interesting.
519
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,394
He lives in Lima,
but he is visiting Bogotá.
520
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,730
Since he's on his own, I said,
521
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,065
"Let's pray the novena together."
522
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:53,903
I thanked her, but I can't.
I have a meeting with my boss.
523
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:57,198
-Too bad. You should've stayed.
-Young man? Young man.
524
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,034
Your mom says you're a cop?
525
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,286
That's right. Why?
526
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:05,457
He wants to sell them his travel packages.
527
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,709
They're awesome and affordable.
528
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:10,837
I can offer the National Police
a special price.
529
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,132
I could speak
with the entire top brass with your help,
530
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,509
and with a good amount of travelers
531
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:20,972
your ticket and your mom's
would not be a pecuniary issue.
532
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,182
-A what?
-It'd be free.
533
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:28,438
Awesome! Thank God for this opportunity!
534
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,024
Thank God, Mom. Where are my sisters?
535
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:33,693
Remember I told you about Rosalba?
536
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,487
-She was in Argentina.
-Yes.
537
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:38,823
She brought some packages
from Buenos Aires
538
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:43,119
for the Carmelites nuns
and stayed for the novena.
539
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,162
Sweetie!
540
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:45,830
You have a parrot too?
541
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,041
I call my daughter that to bug her.
542
00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:49,584
I haven't seen them.
543
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:53,713
This is important, Mom.
I invited my boss to the novena.
544
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:54,839
From the Police?
545
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:55,882
Yes, I'm a cop.
546
00:27:56,883 --> 00:28:00,720
My boss looks tough,
but he's really soft inside.
547
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,514
-Your boss?
-Yes, my boss.
548
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,976
Give him a chance.
The guy is all alone in the world.
549
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,645
The holidays hit him hard.
550
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:12,065
This is God-sent, honey!
551
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:15,360
If he's all alone in the world,
552
00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:18,363
let's introduce him to Rebeca,
who's alone too.
553
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,032
-Kill two birds with one stone.
-Yes, perfect!
554
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:25,453
I'm going crazy
with two old-maid daughters.
555
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:28,790
And let's be honest.
Rebeca's missed the boat.
556
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,417
[doorbell rings]
557
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,293
That must be my boss.
558
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:37,924
-Hi, Ortiz.
-Welcome. Glad you could make it.
559
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,593
-My mom.
-How do you do.
560
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:46,182
Asunción Ortega, the widow of Mr. Ortiz.
This is Alirio Satizábal.
561
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:50,645
-Lorenzo González. It's a pleasure.
-No, the pleasure's mine.
562
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:55,233
And here is the queen of the house.
563
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,445
Rebeca. Give me your foot, honey.
564
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,071
[Asunción laughs]
565
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,906
No more with the parrot stuff, Mom.
566
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,074
How are you?
567
00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,535
Awesome, now that you're here. Thanks.
568
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:11,750
[upbeat music playing]
569
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,088
[exclaiming] So good!
570
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,592
I love it, Giggles! Where's the airplane?
571
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:25,638
[imitates airplane] Sweet deal, Boss!
572
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,391
This is awesome! I love it!
573
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,602
-What's this?
-The labs, sir.
574
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,271
A headquarters for the guys.
575
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:36,941
The clandestine airstrip.
Nicely cultivated plants.
576
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:40,069
And the manger
where the Lord Jesus will be born.
577
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:40,987
I love it.
578
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:44,532
And a bunch of hit-men
to protect Baby Jesus and the Magi.
579
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,700
Excellent.
580
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,410
-Good news.
-What?
581
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,579
I even made hideouts.
582
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:52,165
-Where? I don't see them.
-Exactly, Boss.
583
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,376
-"Exactly, Boss!" Great!
-[laughs]
584
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,711
And the music?
585
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,756
Of course.
"Silent Night" and "El Burrito Sabanero."
586
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:02,050
Great! Great!
587
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,971
-[suspenseful music playing]
-[Ñato] Eh…
588
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,057
Counselor.
589
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,936
Did you get the 235 toys the kid wants?
590
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,020
Yes, sir.
591
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:15,939
Okay. Uh…
592
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,567
Can we practice the "Ho, ho, ho"?
593
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,152
[inhales]
594
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,821
[flatly] Ho, ho, ho.
595
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:26,825
No, counselor. This has to be perfect.
596
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,368
A little deeper?
597
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,370
Ho, ho, ho.
598
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,163
[inhales]
599
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:34,207
Ho, ho, ho.
600
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,460
Good! Everything must be perfect.
601
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,255
If Oswaldito is happy
and stops whining to Dad,
602
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,091
we can do whatever we like
for Christmas. Hmm?
603
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,051
The kid will be here soon.
604
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:49,055
Hide, counselor, Brigitte is with him.
It's a surprise.
605
00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:52,642
[Ñato] What's that?
606
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:53,852
Balls, Boss.
607
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:56,646
Balls. Boss.
608
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,112
[Juan] Everything is ready.
609
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:06,656
-Are you sure that bunny…
-Germán. Germán.
610
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:09,993
Will Germán do what we need?
611
00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:13,997
Sure, he's a trained bunny. Look at him.
612
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,124
Good, he'd better.
613
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,001
I failed Mr. Londoño once.
614
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:24,173
If I fail twice, I'll ruin my chance
of making it in the big leagues.
615
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,259
We're gonna rock. Right, Germán?
616
00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:28,052
[doorbell ringing]
617
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,681
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Ghost, amen.
618
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:36,311
Please let them rock so they can
take me to Vegas with Germán--
619
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,188
Hey! Quit the crap and move it!
620
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:44,152
[Matías] As my grandpa, who was
wiser than me, used to say,
621
00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,446
we cannot judge a book by its cover.
622
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:48,990
[Juan] Meet my family.
623
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:53,036
My son Samuel is an artist too.
624
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,913
-Singer-songwriter.
-Say hello.
625
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,122
How are you, sir?
626
00:31:56,205 --> 00:32:01,502
-Stop. She's the nun from the convent.
-Glory be to God, brother.
627
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,047
-This is…
-My boyfriend.
628
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,424
Ah! Whatever.
629
00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:08,301
[Juan] They call him Destroyer.
630
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:10,303
-Urrutia Pombo.
-Why?
631
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,221
[Juan] My daughter.
632
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,807
Mónica Morales.
I have some business ideas…
633
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:15,725
-Stop it!
-[yelps]
634
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,770
[Juan] And she is…
635
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,522
-This is the old one.
-What?
636
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,025
My adorable mother-in-law.
637
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:24,984
[Amalia] Exactly.
638
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,279
-A pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
-"Miss," please.
639
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,323
-Miss? Sure.
-Yes.
640
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,200
Look who's here. Oh.
641
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,953
She-- Come here.
642
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:39,165
This is my wife Margot.
The light of our home.
643
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,126
Thank you, you're too kind. Picture time?
644
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,379
-[Juan] And this is…
-My fiancé Martín.
645
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:47,340
-Guerra. Hi. Who's that?
-[Juan] And this is Luchito.
646
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,009
What's up, man?
647
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,595
Luchito is the family's…
very confident friend.
648
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:56,724
And that's it. That's all of us.
649
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,059
Yes. All of us.
650
00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,519
Basically.
651
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:03,189
[chuckles] Well, what a…
652
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:08,111
diverse family, I dare say.
653
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,737
-But lovely.
-Ah…
654
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,448
[Mónica and Juan laugh]
655
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,951
Congratulations…
656
00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,454
-Juan.
-Juan. Juan.
657
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,123
[laughs]
658
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:23,418
[slowly reading] "Oh, Divine…
659
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,169
Child…
660
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,214
come to…
661
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,341
come to teach us…
662
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,426
the pru…
663
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:34,178
teach us pru…
664
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,431
the prudence
665
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,642
that makes us…
666
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,977
makes us true…"
667
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,520
Truly wise men.
668
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:45,106
Come to our souls, do not delay.
669
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,065
Come…
670
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,527
[Brigitte] I'd better read the novena
in front of the kid.
671
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:50,945
Why?
672
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,197
You're his father figure,
673
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:56,492
and seeing you read like that
will make him lose it.
674
00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:57,994
I don't think so!
675
00:33:58,911 --> 00:34:01,956
I have another surprise for you.
Music, boys.
676
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,250
One, two, three, four…
677
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,627
[all singing off-key]
♪ Come, come ♪
678
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:09,589
♪ Come to our souls, Jesus ♪
679
00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:12,008
Stop. [whistles] That's enough! Be quiet!
680
00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:14,010
-Why?
-Because!
681
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,514
-Get rid of them.
-No. Why?
682
00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,058
Do it, Heriberto!
683
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:23,019
Just do it. And make a new manger.
684
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,188
-No!
-[Ñato] No way!
685
00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:28,274
Not the manger. It's a theme manger.
686
00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:29,942
Any other surprises?
687
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,153
Yes, and you'll love this one.
688
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,363
[sighs] Counselor!
689
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,247
[flatly] Ho, ho, ho.
690
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:44,665
Merry Christmas.
691
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:52,340
Huh? Oswaldito will love this present.
692
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,308
"Sovereign Mary, for your great virtues
693
00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:05,478
and especially for your humility,
694
00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:09,273
you deserved the Lord
to choose you as his mother."
695
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:13,236
"I beg that you prepare and arrange
my and everyone's soul
696
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:16,280
at this time of praying
this Advent prayer novena,
697
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:20,076
for the spiritual birth
of your beloved son."
698
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,205
"Oh, divine wisdom of the sovereign God
699
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,874
that became just a child!"
700
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:34,423
"Divine Child, come to teach us
the prudence that makes truly wise men!"
701
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:38,177
"Come to our souls! Come, do not delay!"
702
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,596
-[tango music playing]
-♪ Come, come, come ♪
703
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:45,434
♪ Come to our souls, Jesus
Come, come, come ♪
704
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:52,358
♪ Come to our souls, Jesus
Come to our souls ♪
705
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:59,073
♪ Do not delay, do not delay
Jesus, come ♪
706
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:06,664
♪ Do not delay, do not delay
Jesus, come, come ♪
707
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:07,707
Oh!
708
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:08,708
Awesome!
709
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,086
[Martín] I know. I know.
710
00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:16,257
I forgot to tell you.
Martín is also a singer.
711
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,467
[Martín] Thank you.
712
00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:21,721
Thank you… very much.
713
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,809
You think the kid is that dumb, Heriberto?
714
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,187
I don't know, but he's a kid.
715
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,647
Kids like Santa to bring them presents.
716
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:35,526
It's not Christmas Eve,
and he wrote to Jesus, not Santa.
717
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,404
Santa, Baby Jesus, it's the same!
718
00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:41,073
You think the kid won't know
it's your lawyer, Quiroz?
719
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,408
[flatly] Ho, ho, ho.
720
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,202
Is it that obvious?
721
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,955
He'll ask why he gets his presents now
and not on the 24th.
722
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:52,835
Fine, let's tell him
I have a business trip on Christmas Day,
723
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,463
so we want him
to enjoy his presents today.
724
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:58,507
You explain that to him.
725
00:36:58,591 --> 00:36:59,884
Good luck with that.
726
00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:01,219
Thanks.
727
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:03,512
No, Brigitte, no!
728
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:14,273
Sorry to eat dinner in here,
but the dining room is too small.
729
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,985
Please don't worry about it, ma'am.
For me, this is perfect.
730
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,655
See? I told you. He's a gentleman!
731
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:21,948
Let's eat. Enjoy.
732
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,115
-Thanks.
-Thanks.
733
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,450
-[Martín] No!
-[girls scream]
734
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,578
-What's going on?
-[Martín] What?
735
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:30,998
The secret ingredient is missing.
It's very important.
736
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:32,959
Sweet!
737
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:37,380
Martín, it's amazing what you did
with so little in the fridge.
738
00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:39,882
That's me. I always say
739
00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,760
adversity is the mother of…
740
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,513
-Of creativity.
-Exactly, baby.
741
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:48,766
-No, it all depends, right?
-Yes, it all depends.
742
00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:49,767
[Martín] No it doesn't.
743
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:53,271
None of this would be possible
without you, Margot.
744
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,355
How do you do it?
745
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,983
How do you make everything so perfect?
746
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,734
-[Juan clears throat]
-What's your secret?
747
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:02,822
Well… Sir, why don't you tell us
about your Vegas hotels?
748
00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:05,283
Have you ever heard this?
749
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,827
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
750
00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:12,498
Martín will show us
how to make a cocktail he invented.
751
00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:16,877
-You'll love it, guys.
-[Juan] Just a minute. They don't drink.
752
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,087
Party pooper.
753
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,214
-[Gustavo] Samuel.
-[Samuel] Yes?
754
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,008
-Singer-songwriter?
-Yes.
755
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:24,468
I can sing my new Christmas songs.
756
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,386
No!
757
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,554
[Margot] No! No!
758
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:29,682
But Martín has many friends
in the music business.
759
00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,185
[Martín] I have some contacts in LA,
big time producers.
760
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,479
I'll introduce them to you, they're great.
761
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,939
Yes, you, Blondie.
762
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:41,944
I'm an experienced marketing agent.
Please take me with you!
763
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:45,031
[Juan] Hey! What's going on here?
Hold on a second.
764
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:48,117
The guys need to focus
on what's most important,
765
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,744
and that's school, period.
766
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,872
-But, Dad…
-Mónica, there'll be time later.
767
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,750
[Martín] Calm down. Where were we?
768
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:59,211
As an after-dinner treat, sir,
769
00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:02,882
I was bold enough to prepare
a magic trick for you.
770
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:07,386
To make up for
the other day at the office.
771
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,679
Great.
772
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:12,683
[Amalia] I forgot to tell you
that Martín is a magician too.
773
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:13,642
-[Gustavo] No!
-Yes!
774
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,770
Ah. No, no, no!
775
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,521
It's just a hobby.
776
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,399
That's all we needed, right? A magician.
777
00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:22,568
What a box of surprises.
778
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:27,073
I'm not an expert like José,
but I know a trick or two.
779
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:28,157
Juan!
780
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,868
My name…
781
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:32,578
is Juan!
782
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:36,457
Okay, Juan. Take it easy.
783
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,503
[Juan laughs] Why not…
784
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,757
make the evening a little more exciting?
785
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,302
What have you got in mind, Juan?
786
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,554
Uh… [clears throat]
787
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,140
Why don't we have…
788
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:55,893
a competition?
789
00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,355
-A magic competition, of course.
-Mm.
790
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:04,151
We can each show what we can do.
791
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,029
Just say when… Juan.
792
00:40:09,865 --> 00:40:10,866
Fine.
793
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:17,540
[all] In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Ghost, amen.
794
00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,750
Tutaina tuturumaina!
795
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:21,836
Darling, let's check on the fritters.
796
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,714
We'll let you talk.
You must have a lot to discuss.
797
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,591
-Thanks, Mom.
-Okay, honey.
798
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,886
Have a seat. Don't be so shy.
799
00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:35,307
So, do you study or work?
800
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:38,436
What's your hobby?
You like to sing or dance?
801
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,897
What's this, gel or wax? It's so hard.
802
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:44,608
-[Martín] It vanished!
-[clapping]
803
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,236
And that's not all, my friends.
804
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:52,908
It will snow tonight in Bogotá!
Hallelujah!
805
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:56,745
Hallelujah, sister! Oh!
806
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:59,915
Look, Margot. I made it snow for you!
807
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,084
[laughs]
808
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:07,089
Like Switzerland, baby!
809
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,885
-[Amalia] Bravo, bravo!
-Thank you! Thank you!
810
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:14,722
[Lucho] Thank you, make way, please.
I'm so sorry, boss.
811
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,307
Now, some real magic.
812
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:18,559
The stage is ready, Mr. Juan.
813
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:25,649
[Juan] This is a shoe, just a shoe,
814
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:29,862
but very soon,
thanks to the powers I was granted,
815
00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:32,823
directly from the Magi,
816
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:36,285
it will turn into… a bunny!
817
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:44,084
[recites spell in gibberish]
818
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:47,087
In here…
819
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:49,048
is a bunny.
820
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,634
Please, assistant.
821
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,802
[Lucho exclaims]
822
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,390
[Lucho exclaims]
823
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,064
[Lucho clears throat]
824
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:10,194
{\an8}What an awesome magician! [claps]
825
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:11,403
Awesome magician!
826
00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:14,573
[Martín]
It's the thought that counts, right?
827
00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:16,992
Let's hear it for Juan! Come on!
828
00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:20,621
Come on, guys! Juan! Juan! Juan!
829
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,501
Is the kid asleep?
830
00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:30,339
Yes, he's asleep.
But he's very sad, Heriberto.
831
00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:34,134
Why don't you stay
and spend Christmas with us?
832
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,513
I can't. I need to go. You don't get it.
833
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:41,892
I need to show my father
he's wrong and he should listen to me.
834
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,603
But your dad asked you to do something.
835
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:47,565
Go to school
and quit the "marshmallow" business?
836
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:48,816
You think that's doable?
837
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,609
-Why not?
-Because I can't.
838
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:55,114
No, I can't quit the business now.
839
00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:59,201
[sighs] And you know me, Brigitte.
840
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:03,664
I suck at studying
and being cooped up in an office.
841
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:07,459
I need intensity, adrenaline, action!
842
00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:10,754
Please,
843
00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:13,173
I need your help.
844
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:15,050
Talk to the kid,
845
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,094
tell him everything's fine,
846
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:20,055
and not to phone Dad to complain about me.
847
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,225
Trust me.
848
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:24,643
I promise you
849
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,980
it's what's best for us right now.
850
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:40,284
[Juan] Germán!
851
00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:43,287
Where are you, you damn bunny?
852
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:45,623
Why are you doing this to me?
853
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:49,251
Where are you, Germán? Why?
854
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,295
Why? Why?
855
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,131
St. John Bosco, what did I ever do to you?
856
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,092
[sniffs]
857
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,355
[Destroyer exhales]
858
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:12,316
Hey, geezer. Want to do some real magic?
859
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,365
What kind of nun is that?
860
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,116
I only gave her a little.
861
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:26,121
This can't be real.
Why does it happen to me?
862
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,790
[grunting] Why me?
863
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:33,420
-Luchito, I need a favor.
-You know you can always count on me.
864
00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:39,093
Option four, you and me dancing closely
in a hotel room.
865
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:41,553
-I need to go.
-Say yes first.
866
00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,347
-Are you crazy?
-About you.
867
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:46,058
I'm married,
and you're my mom's boyfriend.
868
00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:48,060
Tiny details. No problem.
869
00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:50,145
-Excuse me.
-The wine. Here!
870
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,563
What's going on here?
871
00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:53,774
-Nothing.
-I love this wine.
872
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,734
-What?
-What is this?
873
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,111
-What?
-Nothing.
874
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:59,571
-You…
-What?
875
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,825
You are hitting on my wife.
876
00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,702
-On your wife?
-In my house!
877
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:07,329
-In your house? What? No. That's horrible.
-[Mónica] Papa!
878
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,872
How disrespectful.
879
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:12,167
Dad, Grandma's fighting with your boss.
Hurry!
880
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,837
-Why?
-Take me soon, Lord!
881
00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:17,464
-Hi.
-Hi. How are you?
882
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,258
Have you seen Destroyer?
883
00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:20,926
[laughs] No.
884
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,597
You're mistaken, sir! How dare you?
885
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:28,934
-Calm down, miss.
-No, I won't. Why should I?
886
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:33,230
Nobody, let alone a jerk like you,
has any say about my private life.
887
00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:35,649
-What did I say?
-What did you say?
888
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:36,984
And another thing,
889
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:40,070
my dumb son-in-law
may think inviting you to dinner
890
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:43,741
and bowing to you
will change his pathetic life,
891
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:46,076
that doesn't mean you can mess with me!
892
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,495
Your dumb son-in-law is hopeless!
893
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,081
Oh, please! Get a load of this jerk!
894
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:54,585
Asking me why I'm with a younger guy.
895
00:45:54,668 --> 00:45:58,672
Well, your younger guy
was just in the kitchen--
896
00:45:58,756 --> 00:45:59,590
Here he is.
897
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:02,968
He's been up to no good in your den.
What do I do?
898
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:05,554
-[Juan] Throw him out.
-Dad!
899
00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:07,765
-Mónica!
-[Amalia] I've had it!
900
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:12,186
["No te Agache' en Navidad"
playing over stereo]
901
00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:16,815
[yelling]
902
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:18,901
[indistinct conversation]
903
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,531
[Mónica] Dad!
904
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:33,290
[groans]
905
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,126
[sighs]
906
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:37,753
Honey.
907
00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:40,255
-I couldn't sleep at all.
-[kisses]
908
00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:44,760
How could everything go that wrong?
909
00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:49,932
Don't be so hard on yourself, Juan.
It's not all your fault, honey.
910
00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,768
I wonder what Mr. Londoño's thinking.
911
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,729
You can kiss Vegas goodbye.
912
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,649
I'm sure I'll be fired now.
913
00:46:58,732 --> 00:47:02,069
What about Mónica's boyfriend?
914
00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:06,657
-And Samuel's nun? Please!
-No. Just a minute.
915
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:10,077
What about your mom's boyfriend?
916
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,831
Circling his prey all night like a shark?
917
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:18,252
I'm so worried about my mom.
918
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:21,296
-She's totally in love with the guy.
-[cell phone ringing]
919
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,631
Unknown number?
920
00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:26,885
Hello.
921
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,179
Hi, Juan, it's Alejandro Londoño.
922
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,431
Mr. Londoño. How are you?
923
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,517
Fine. How are you today?
924
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,772
I'm terribly embarrassed
about what happened last night.
925
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,817
[chuckles] Don't worry about it.
That's okay.
926
00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:45,445
In fact, I'm calling
to offer you an invitation.
927
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:51,034
Why don't you and your family
spend Christmas with me at my hotel?
928
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:54,288
I'd like to reciprocate your kindness.
929
00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:57,499
I'm sure we can make it very special,
930
00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:59,585
erase everything
that went wrong last night.
931
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,295
-[Juan laughs]
-Eh?
932
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:04,256
Oswaldito phoned you?
933
00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:07,509
Yes, he says
you're not spending Christmas at home.
934
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:08,594
No…
935
00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:13,807
Dad, I have plans for the 25th.
I need to be in the Bahamas.
936
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,393
I was very clear about that when we spoke,
937
00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:20,522
so quit dreaming
and bring Brigitte and the kid
938
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,649
to spend Christmas with me at my hotel.
939
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,735
-But Dad!
-No buts!
940
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,778
Christmas is for the family,
941
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,406
not some lame plan with your buddies.
942
00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:32,326
Or cheating with some bimbos.
That's an order!
943
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:35,454
-[hangs up]
-Okay, Dad. Love you… Hello? Uh…
944
00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:37,623
[grunts]
945
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:41,877
Brigitte!
946
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,713
Brigitte! What was our deal?
947
00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:46,256
Don't yell at me.
948
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:48,884
It's not my fault
the kid talked to his grandfather.
949
00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:51,261
-[grunts]
-I ran out of pigs?
950
00:48:52,012 --> 00:48:54,306
Where are the other plastic pigs?
951
00:48:54,389 --> 00:48:56,600
Get me those pigs now!
952
00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:02,814
[González] Ortiz, come on, focus.
953
00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:08,028
We know he took a few days off
on the coast, but guess what?
954
00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:10,113
He's in Bogotá now.
955
00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,574
-Somebody says hello.
-Huh?
956
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:16,745
How did you make my sister
fall so hard for you, brother-in-law?
957
00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:19,122
Don't make plans for December 25th.
958
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:22,042
My mom is preparing
an amazing Christmas for you.
959
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:25,629
Listen up, you moron.
Let's focus on our job.
960
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:29,967
He has to make a mistake,
but not just any mistake.
961
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:32,135
-A serious mistake.
-Exactly.
962
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,763
-Right.
-He'll show up soon enough.
963
00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:35,847
[Gustavo] Good morning.
964
00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:38,433
A promise is a promise, guys.
965
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,937
I'm here to explain all the details to you
966
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:46,149
about our corporate plan
to visit the Holy Land.
967
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,652
You must wonder what we call the trip.
968
00:49:48,735 --> 00:49:51,363
It's called "The New Templars."
969
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,115
May I?
970
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:06,378
NATIONAL POLICE - WANTED
971
00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:11,675
[Lucho whistles] Mr. Juan!
972
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:13,844
Why is everything about Mónica?
973
00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:16,680
Because that weirdo is totally useless.
974
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:21,560
-What do you want?
-How about "Good morning," baby?
975
00:50:21,643 --> 00:50:24,563
Still mad at me for kicking out
your no-good boyfriend?
976
00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:29,026
I did you a favor.
Why don't you get a new boyfriend?
977
00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,235
I don't think so.
978
00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,821
I can give you the moon and stars.
979
00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:35,657
-Really?
-The constellations.
980
00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:40,871
Quit hitting on me, or you'll regret it!
981
00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:42,372
[moans]
982
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:43,874
[laughs]
983
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:47,711
-You want to see him, right?
-Yes, ma'am.
984
00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:48,795
Good luck, guys.
985
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,255
[chuckles]
986
00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:54,259
-This is the real deal, Mr. Juan.
-Mm-hmm.
987
00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:57,137
-Like it?
-Yes. Male or female?
988
00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,555
Her name is Marcela.
989
00:50:58,638 --> 00:51:00,932
Female rabbits are much more obedient.
990
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,602
-See how smart she is?
-[Juan laughs]
991
00:51:03,685 --> 00:51:06,313
I'm not too sure about that.
992
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,857
Yes, we'll see. Any Christmas Eve plans?
993
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:13,445
-Mr. Londoño invited us to his hotel.
-He invited us?
994
00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:15,530
Five stars at its finest!
995
00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:16,823
Ah?
996
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,826
I'd love to invite you,
but you understand.
997
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,412
I don't fancy going to a five-star hotel
998
00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:25,040
and toasting "Merry Christmas"
with a drink.
999
00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:25,999
No?
1000
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:30,712
No, Christmas is a family event
where you're with your loved ones.
1001
00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:35,258
We'd be planning a huge bash
if my loved ones were here.
1002
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:39,012
Great food, potato salad, stuffed chicken.
1003
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:42,516
It's a date to rekindle
our true essence, right?
1004
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:49,397
That's the price
including a trip to where?
1005
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,607
To Golgotha.
1006
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:54,402
This is the price
if we get 20 or more people.
1007
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:57,447
But if we get 25 people,
1008
00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:00,367
Alirio is authorized
to provide an extra ticket
1009
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:04,538
with no pecuniary issues,
in other words, totally free.
1010
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:08,959
And to make your payments less burdensome,
we have stretch loans,
1011
00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:13,004
or flexible loans,
that adapt to any budget.
1012
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:14,256
I love it.
1013
00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:17,134
Great. Now I need a big favor.
1014
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:20,846
Fill out these forms for me
1015
00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:22,764
with your personal information.
1016
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:27,853
Name, position, e-mail, phone, et cetera.
1017
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:29,813
What for?
1018
00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:34,943
So Alirio can send you
all the details about our packages.
1019
00:52:35,026 --> 00:52:36,236
[Ortiz] Lieutenant.
1020
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,072
How do you like this guy Alirio?
1021
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,909
Actually, to be honest with you,
1022
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:46,413
-I really don't care.
-No. I have a bad feeling.
1023
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:50,208
He asks a lot of innocent questions,
but guess what?
1024
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,127
He's hitting on my mom.
1025
00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:56,089
What are you, the jealous son?
Grow up, you fool.
1026
00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,884
No, he's up to something.
1027
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,636
We look out for each other,
and you're family…
1028
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,513
Quit the crap, bro!
1029
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,473
[González groans]
1030
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:10,770
[González] Captain.
1031
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:13,481
I need a favor.
1032
00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:17,861
I have this… big problem
1033
00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:21,406
I'm sure you can help me out with it.
1034
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,202
Tell me about it. I'll see what I can do.
1035
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:31,082
[Gustavo]
I was at the police headquarters.
1036
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:35,670
I've got all the info we need
to wiretap these guys. [laughs]
1037
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,756
Piece of cake.
1038
00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:41,635
Now I need you to organize
my Christmas Eve party
1039
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,637
to convince the magician's family
1040
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,597
-to let me hire them.
-[man on phone] Yes, boss.
1041
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,642
And quiet, they don't know
what they're getting into.
1042
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:49,893
[man] As you wish.
1043
00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:52,979
And I have a candidate
for the other thing.
1044
00:53:53,688 --> 00:53:55,774
The magician's mother-in-law's fiancé.
1045
00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:59,152
That moron is perfect
to convince Juanquini's wife
1046
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,655
and finalize the details of this deal.
1047
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:03,156
[man] Yes, sir.
1048
00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:09,537
{\an8}CHRISTMAS EVE
1049
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,353
[Amalia] Let's go. It's early.
1050
00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:35,438
[overlapping excited voices]
1051
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:39,234
[Margot] No, Mónica, no!
1052
00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:42,904
Mónica! Mónica!
1053
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:44,489
-After you!
-No!
1054
00:54:44,572 --> 00:54:45,824
-Mónica.
-Yes.
1055
00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:48,118
[Amalia] Okay. Let's go.
1056
00:54:49,744 --> 00:54:51,621
-[Juan clears throat]
-[Mónica] That okay?
1057
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,998
Oh, Juan!
1058
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:55,834
-It's Dad.
-What?
1059
00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:57,002
I'm not going.
1060
00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:00,213
I can't.
1061
00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:04,884
I'm not deserting the house.
It's my home, and you're my family.
1062
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:08,638
And Christmas needs to be celebrated
with the family, at home.
1063
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:13,018
What's this about spending Christmas
in a five-star hotel?
1064
00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:15,812
Remember the story of the birth of Jesus,
1065
00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:19,024
the King of Kings,
who could be born anywhere,
1066
00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:21,776
the Taj Mahal, Buckingham Palace,
1067
00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:25,697
five-star, anywhere he wanted,
but he decided to be born in…
1068
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,073
Me! Me!
1069
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,575
In a manger in Bethlehem.
1070
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:33,413
[Juan] Exactly. Very good.
That's a pure message of humility.
1071
00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:38,251
It's up to each of us,
according to our ability,
1072
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:41,963
to invite people to our homes
to celebrate with us.
1073
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,970
That's lovely, Dad.
That's really sweet of you,
1074
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:51,973
but we'll have a lot of Christmases here.
1075
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:56,269
Never in a luxury hotel! Tell him, Margot!
1076
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,063
I totally agree with Mónica.
1077
00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:01,441
-What will you tell your boss?
-I'll just apologize.
1078
00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:04,152
-Isn't it too late?
-Better late than never.
1079
00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:08,990
-I'm meeting Rosalba at the hotel, Dad.
-What a drag this sourpuss is.
1080
00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:14,621
Stay if you want, no problem.
Nobody's begging you, but us girls?
1081
00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,748
-[Mónica] We're gone!
-[Amalia] Merry Christmas.
1082
00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:18,792
-[Mónica] Come, Margot.
-[Amalia] Move it, Margot.
1083
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:22,128
Merry Christmas! Bye! Move it, girls.
1084
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:25,965
[door closes]
1085
00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:28,134
[vehicle starts]
1086
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:31,388
[vehicle drives away]
1087
00:56:32,013 --> 00:56:34,140
[melancholy music plays]
1088
00:56:34,849 --> 00:56:36,059
[chuckles sadly]
1089
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:47,028
[door opens]
1090
00:56:47,695 --> 00:56:49,197
[Lucho] Mr. Juan! Buddy!
1091
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:51,908
Mr. Juan.
1092
00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:57,038
I just bumped into your family.
They said you're staying here all alone?
1093
00:56:57,122 --> 00:56:59,624
-Yes, Lucho. Come here.
-What's wrong?
1094
00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:05,880
Nothing, I remembered what you said,
and you're totally right.
1095
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:09,050
Christmas needs to be spent at home.
Period.
1096
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:11,761
I can keep you company if you like.
1097
00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:15,807
Thanks.
1098
00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:18,351
You're a good guy, Lucho. I appreciate it.
1099
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:22,605
And even if it's you and me
all by ourselves,
1100
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,108
we'll have a ball, okay?
1101
00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:27,402
[laughs]
1102
00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:29,446
What are we going to eat?
1103
00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:35,660
I know I promised to come over,
but I just couldn't make it.
1104
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,830
No! I'm so sorry!
1105
00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:40,457
Not even for a while?
1106
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:41,916
Not even that.
1107
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,129
But I, Alirio Satizábal,
promise that on New Year's Eve,
1108
00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:47,797
we'll be together.
1109
00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:50,175
Okay. You promise?
1110
00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:51,968
-Yes, of course.
-[knocking on door]
1111
00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:56,973
I'm sorry, I have to go now.
My boss is here.
1112
00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:59,476
Have a merry Christmas,
1113
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:05,273
say hi to your kids from Alirio Satizábal,
your humble servant.
1114
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:20,497
[Martín] Hey!
1115
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,625
-The Godfather!
-Come in.
1116
00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:28,922
I asked you to be here early
to talk about business.
1117
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:30,715
If you invest in mine…
1118
00:58:30,798 --> 00:58:34,010
I like being clear,
so I'll go straight to the point.
1119
00:58:34,093 --> 00:58:37,263
-Shoot.
-You are a full-time conman!
1120
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:38,223
What?
1121
00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:41,643
Don't pretend you are respectable.
I checked you out.
1122
00:58:41,726 --> 00:58:44,479
You have none of the titles you claim.
1123
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:48,107
None of the property or the companies.
1124
00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:50,985
You're a big fat nobody,
1125
00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:54,030
living off older women as a gigolo.
1126
00:58:54,113 --> 00:58:57,200
The only job you ever had
was a clown at children's parties.
1127
00:58:57,283 --> 00:58:59,494
What was your stage name?
1128
00:58:59,577 --> 00:59:01,704
Papayita. Am I wrong?
1129
00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:05,833
No worries. Don't look like that, man.
1130
00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:09,963
I admire your talent as an impostor,
1131
00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:12,590
and that's why I'm making this offer.
1132
00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:15,343
It's very lucrative,
1133
00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:19,097
and it doesn't require a lot of work.
1134
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:20,223
[Martín] Uh…
1135
00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:24,477
["Se Fue al Infierno" by Safara playing]
1136
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:29,899
[Asunción] You can't leave
in the middle of Christmas.
1137
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:33,361
What am I supposed to do
with the fritters, the custard?
1138
00:59:33,444 --> 00:59:35,446
With everything I made? No way.
1139
00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:37,782
-[Rosalba] Mom!
-Christmas is a family event.
1140
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:43,997
-Mom, stop whining!
-Where's your Christmas spirit?
1141
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,542
I told you I promised a girlfriend
to spend the night with her.
1142
00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:49,419
I promised, okay? Got it?
1143
00:59:49,502 --> 00:59:50,587
[Rebeca] Let her go, Mom.
1144
00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:53,506
She's the family's black sheep,
so let her go.
1145
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,758
-Always the weirdo, look at her.
-[mocking voice]
1146
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:59,262
[Ortiz] Yes, Rosalba. What nerve!
This house is not a hotel.
1147
00:59:59,345 --> 01:00:02,682
Can't you spend one Christmas
with your poor mom?
1148
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,100
Know what, Tavo?
1149
01:00:04,183 --> 01:00:08,187
Your emotional blackmail
won't work with me.
1150
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:11,608
Bye, family, and Merry Christmas.
1151
01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:12,817
[hums]
1152
01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:13,776
Bye!
1153
01:00:13,901 --> 01:00:17,030
-You need to be disciplined!
-[Rosalba] Bye.
1154
01:00:17,113 --> 01:00:21,200
A girlfriend? Wherever she's going,
it's not to a friend's place.
1155
01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:23,995
Don't be such a gossip. And get dressed.
1156
01:00:24,078 --> 01:00:28,833
Lieutenant González is coming soon,
and I need you to captivate him!
1157
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:30,460
-[doorbell rings]
-That's him.
1158
01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:34,088
Oh, no! Wait! Where are you going?
1159
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,050
No way. Don't open that door yet.
1160
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,719
Do you love me?
Give me a Christmas present.
1161
01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:42,847
You need to get engaged
with the Lieutenant tonight.
1162
01:00:42,930 --> 01:00:45,558
Do yourself a favor.
Get rid of that mustache.
1163
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,101
Let's make sure you score!
1164
01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:50,605
-Where's the wax?
-In the cabinet. Go. Chop-chop!
1165
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,359
-Hi, Lieutenant.
-Good evening.
1166
01:00:56,277 --> 01:01:00,490
I hope you don't mind.
I invited my girlfriend.
1167
01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:09,832
Merr… Merry…
1168
01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:15,505
Merry Christmas, Destro.
Take my picture by the Christmas tree.
1169
01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:17,173
-Mónica! Shh!
-What?
1170
01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:18,466
[Destroyer yells]
1171
01:01:18,549 --> 01:01:20,593
-What a sweet couple.
-Yes, right?
1172
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,888
-Those hearts. How sweet!
-Mr. Alejandro.
1173
01:01:23,971 --> 01:01:27,100
-Uh… Juan couldn't make it.
-No?
1174
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:29,769
-No. He's sick. Yes.
-Ah.
1175
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,896
But he said he'd call you later.
1176
01:01:33,272 --> 01:01:36,442
What a shame. We'll miss him…
1177
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:37,860
-A lot.
-A lot.
1178
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:39,487
But he needs to get better.
1179
01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:41,114
Right. He needs to get better.
1180
01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:43,825
Is all this space just for us?
1181
01:01:43,908 --> 01:01:47,036
Of course. We don't want to be bothered.
1182
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,622
Ma'am, enjoy the evening,
1183
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,540
please.
1184
01:01:51,165 --> 01:01:52,250
Excuse me.
1185
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:56,462
[upbeat music playing]
1186
01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:15,314
[sighs]
1187
01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:18,484
[inhales]
1188
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:22,321
A toast to the evening's
most beautiful ragazza.
1189
01:02:24,073 --> 01:02:26,826
My sixth and final offer to you.
1190
01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:31,622
-No. I'm not interested.
-It's a business deal.
1191
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,542
I spoke with your husband's boss.
1192
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,962
I want to give him an opportunity.
1193
01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:42,383
We're building a huge, heavenly,
luxury hotel chain in Colombia.
1194
01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:44,677
And I want you to run it.
1195
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:45,970
Me?
1196
01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:48,681
You'd be your own boss,
have your own office,
1197
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,935
and a salary with
a lot of zeros on the end.
1198
01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:55,313
Say yes, come on.
1199
01:02:57,648 --> 01:03:00,276
Fine. Not tonight.
1200
01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:02,361
But think about it, okay?
1201
01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:04,197
Mon amour.
1202
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,161
[Margot] Take me soon, Lord!
1203
01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:13,456
Yes, you can do it.
1204
01:03:13,539 --> 01:03:16,042
Inhale peace,
exhale anxiety and the hatred.
1205
01:03:16,709 --> 01:03:18,920
We didn't know you had a girlfriend.
1206
01:03:19,003 --> 01:03:21,798
We have been together just two weeks.
Right, baby?
1207
01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:24,592
-Yes, baby.
-Really? Why didn't you tell me?
1208
01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:27,845
Why is my private life
any of your business?
1209
01:03:27,929 --> 01:03:29,180
How would I know?
1210
01:03:29,263 --> 01:03:32,266
Let's pray the novena. I'm eager to pray.
1211
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:35,144
-Playing dumb, Lorenzo?
-Don't be rude.
1212
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:36,771
Playing dumb, right?
1213
01:03:36,854 --> 01:03:39,857
-Mom!
-We'll leave if you're being rude!
1214
01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:43,945
You thought bringing this bimbo
to my house was a good idea?
1215
01:03:44,028 --> 01:03:45,696
We're a nice family. Please.
1216
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,199
Doesn't this crazy old hag know who I am?
1217
01:03:48,282 --> 01:03:49,700
Excuse me?
1218
01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:53,454
Old hag? Look who's talking.
I am a decent lady.
1219
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:56,332
It's clear you are a homewrecker.
1220
01:03:56,415 --> 01:04:00,378
Rebeca, please show some respect.
She's a colleague, our boss.
1221
01:04:00,461 --> 01:04:04,757
She's right.
You guys have awful colleagues.
1222
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,384
Why is this slut interfering
1223
01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:08,427
-in my baby's relationship?
-[cell phone ringing]
1224
01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,638
-What relationship?
-With the Lieutenant.
1225
01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:13,349
-What relationship?
-What? Hello.
1226
01:04:13,432 --> 01:04:15,017
-[Asunción] Homewrecker!
-What?
1227
01:04:15,142 --> 01:04:17,144
-[González] Let's do something.
-What?
1228
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,855
You invited me to…
1229
01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:20,231
Are you sure?
1230
01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:23,651
No, we'll handle it.
1231
01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:25,611
I said we'll handle it, bro.
1232
01:04:26,779 --> 01:04:28,197
[whistles]
1233
01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:32,660
What is it? You look pale.
1234
01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:34,120
Alirio.
1235
01:04:34,203 --> 01:04:36,163
Now what happened to Alirio?
1236
01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:40,585
Alirio is not Alirio.
He's the mafia boss, Lieutenant.
1237
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:44,088
[Asunción sobs] No! Why Alirio?
1238
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,757
No!
1239
01:04:48,092 --> 01:04:50,887
[Samuel singing]
♪ From the first moment I saw you ♪
1240
01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:54,432
♪ I've been thinking about you
Which is so unlike me ♪
1241
01:04:54,515 --> 01:04:57,768
♪ I want to sleep on top of you ♪
1242
01:04:57,852 --> 01:05:00,938
♪ Under your habit ♪
1243
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:04,358
♪ I dreamed of you
On the clouds of my mattress ♪
1244
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,528
♪ I want to be in charge
Of your religious body ♪
1245
01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:12,325
♪ Clothes don't make the man
Or a mane the king of the jungle ♪
1246
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:16,913
♪ But I am your savior ♪
1247
01:05:17,538 --> 01:05:18,998
So nice, right? So…
1248
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:21,542
So romantic.
1249
01:05:22,209 --> 01:05:24,045
I wish I had the courage
1250
01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:26,631
to open my heart, to…
1251
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:28,966
express my feelings.
1252
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:34,430
From the moment I saw you,
I fell in love with you.
1253
01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:39,143
I want to sleep on top of you. There!
1254
01:05:39,226 --> 01:05:40,478
I said it!
1255
01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,856
How dare you say that in front of my mom?
1256
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,358
-Who?
-My mom.
1257
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:49,278
I'm opening my heart to you.
1258
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,405
What does that have to do with it?
1259
01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:56,911
For the last time,
I am a happily married woman.
1260
01:05:56,994 --> 01:05:58,579
In love with my husband.
1261
01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:01,791
Yes, that's the part I really don't get.
1262
01:06:01,874 --> 01:06:05,836
How, when and why did you fall in love
with such a mediocre guy?
1263
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,925
Don't you dare
talk about my husband like that.
1264
01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:12,969
[in English] Juan is a loser.
1265
01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,637
[song stops]
1266
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,347
[in Spanish] Hold on. Listen to me.
1267
01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:19,809
Juan may not be as successful,
or have your millions,
1268
01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:22,103
or be as cute as you, but I love him!
1269
01:06:22,186 --> 01:06:24,855
Just a minute. What's going on here?
1270
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:27,024
Nothing important, we're just…
1271
01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:29,735
-Nobody talks about Juan like that.
-Okay.
1272
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,029
Is this guy bashing Dad?
1273
01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:34,615
-Of course not.
-What, you jerk?
1274
01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,867
Easy, guys. You got me wrong.
1275
01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:40,663
-It's a harmless comment, right?
-That was nasty, Martín.
1276
01:06:40,746 --> 01:06:43,958
Listen, kiss-ass.
Only we can call Dad mediocre.
1277
01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:46,127
Or a loser, or whatever!
1278
01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:47,044
Only we can!
1279
01:06:47,128 --> 01:06:50,464
-[Amalia] That's enough.
-Thanks, baby.
1280
01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:54,010
Don't you know it's Christmas?
Forgive me, Margot,
1281
01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:57,471
but we won't let your absent husband
ruin the evening.
1282
01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,598
-Mom!
-What?
1283
01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,017
That's it.
1284
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,102
[dance music playing]
1285
01:07:09,650 --> 01:07:12,987
Lieutenant,
you know I never trusted the guy.
1286
01:07:13,070 --> 01:07:16,240
So I asked Intelligence
to investigate him.
1287
01:07:16,323 --> 01:07:18,576
I had to insist that you investigate him!
1288
01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:20,453
I had a bad feeling about him
1289
01:07:20,536 --> 01:07:23,748
ever since he tried to sell us
his Holy Land trip.
1290
01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:25,875
-I told you so.
-What did they say?
1291
01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:30,463
They're planning a Christmas party
at the hotel.
1292
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:32,298
I'm calling for backup.
1293
01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:36,093
I apologize to you guys
for all the crap my sister said,
1294
01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:38,846
but you didn't say you were dating.
1295
01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:44,143
[Ñato] What can I do, Trashy?
1296
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:48,189
You know what Dad is like
when it comes to our family.
1297
01:07:48,272 --> 01:07:51,484
You know how my beloved father gets
if I defy him.
1298
01:07:51,984 --> 01:07:54,236
I'm the hothead here and…
1299
01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:56,113
Hello! Trashy!
1300
01:07:56,822 --> 01:07:59,784
[grunts]
1301
01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:02,870
Trashy is mad at me
for not taking that trip.
1302
01:08:02,953 --> 01:08:05,331
-We have a problem, sir.
-What is it?
1303
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:08,167
The cops are at the hotel
to arrest your dad.
1304
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,418
It could get ugly.
1305
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:12,046
-What?
-The cops are at the hotel…
1306
01:08:12,129 --> 01:08:14,632
Yes, you moron! How did you find out?
1307
01:08:14,715 --> 01:08:17,551
From the cops' phones your dad tapped.
1308
01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:18,928
We need to call him.
1309
01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:21,055
You call him. He won't take my calls.
1310
01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:24,058
[Brigitte] Can we go now?
1311
01:08:24,141 --> 01:08:26,352
The kid is falling asleep.
1312
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:34,068
Watch it, guys.
1313
01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:38,197
Check every nook and cranny.
Get in the kitchen!
1314
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,032
-Move it! Move it!
-[Cucalón] Watch the door!
1315
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,118
-[González] What? Ortiz!
-Get in the kitchen.
1316
01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:43,702
-Ortiz!
-What?
1317
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,330
-[González] So much fuss. Where are they?
-I don't know.
1318
01:08:46,413 --> 01:08:50,668
Did you get your info
at the barbershop or what?
1319
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:51,836
Damn!
1320
01:08:57,133 --> 01:09:00,344
[Juan] "The key of David which opens
to the exiled
1321
01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:02,763
the gates of the magnificent palace."
1322
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:09,061
"Save us, Baby Jesus, with your pure hand,
from the sad prison of sin."
1323
01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:17,444
[shaker rattles]
1324
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:19,572
-♪ Come, come ♪
-[door opens]
1325
01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:21,657
♪ Come to our souls ♪
1326
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:23,951
[all] ♪ Come, come, Jesus ♪
1327
01:09:24,034 --> 01:09:26,120
♪ Come to our souls, Jesus ♪
1328
01:09:26,203 --> 01:09:29,707
♪ Come to our souls ♪
1329
01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:35,254
♪ Do not delay
Come, come, Jesus ♪
1330
01:09:35,337 --> 01:09:36,797
♪ Come, come ♪
1331
01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:40,801
You have no idea
how happy I am to see you guys.
1332
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,970
I missed you guys so much.
1333
01:09:43,053 --> 01:09:45,097
We really missed you guys.
1334
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:48,934
We decided that Christmas
is to be spent with our family.
1335
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:50,811
What about your mom?
1336
01:09:51,228 --> 01:09:55,399
We had an issue,
and she decided not to come back.
1337
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,443
-What a shame.
-[cell phone ringing]
1338
01:09:57,526 --> 01:09:59,695
My phone is ringing. Ah. It's Mom!
1339
01:09:59,778 --> 01:10:00,613
What a shame.
1340
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:02,364
Mom.
1341
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,868
Margot, please help me. Help me.
1342
01:10:06,660 --> 01:10:07,620
They'll kill me.
1343
01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,246
What do you mean, Mom?
1344
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:12,208
Alejandro and Martín are crooks,
they kidnapped me.
1345
01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,834
What? What do you mean?
1346
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:16,253
Yes! Please help me!
1347
01:10:20,424 --> 01:10:22,218
Let's go. The plane's waiting.
1348
01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:24,345
-The plane? Where are we going?
-Go!
1349
01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:25,471
[Gustavo] Go!
1350
01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:31,810
[Cucalón] Any news?
1351
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,855
[González] Neither the people
at the restaurant nor security
1352
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,190
know anything.
1353
01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,109
The guy that threw the party
is staying in this room?
1354
01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:41,779
Yes, Alejandro Londoño.
1355
01:10:41,862 --> 01:10:45,532
It makes me mad that no one
in the hotel knows anything.
1356
01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:48,619
They didn't ask for ID
or know how many people came.
1357
01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:51,580
They're all gone.
Nobody's cooperating, Captain.
1358
01:10:52,206 --> 01:10:53,707
-You know what?
-What?
1359
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:58,462
-There's an accomplice here.
-Yes, that's what we think.
1360
01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:00,965
We don't see why they refuse to cooperate,
1361
01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:06,595
but don't worry, we're interrogating
the rest of the staff.
1362
01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:11,392
I called the airport
to make sure Londoño does not get away.
1363
01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:13,602
May I go…?
1364
01:11:14,478 --> 01:11:15,312
So I'd better…
1365
01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:18,983
I'll stay with you for a while, Captain.
1366
01:11:24,905 --> 01:11:26,740
So you're in this together.
1367
01:11:27,574 --> 01:11:31,996
Did you plan to get us involved
in your dirty business?
1368
01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:34,832
Is your name Alejandro Londoño, or not?
1369
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,793
We can't leave the country just like that.
1370
01:11:37,876 --> 01:11:39,795
[Gustavo] We are not including you.
1371
01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:43,215
For you, my dear lady,
this adventure is over.
1372
01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:45,175
What will you do to me?
1373
01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:53,809
-[Juan] Hit the gas.
-[Samuel] This piece of crap is jammed!
1374
01:11:53,892 --> 01:11:56,270
-Mr. Juan!
-Rev up.
1375
01:11:56,353 --> 01:11:59,356
This piece of trash had to break now?
What a bummer!
1376
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:00,983
-They stopped.
-Really?
1377
01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:02,735
-We're close.
-Are you sure?
1378
01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:05,029
-Yes.
-Call the cops, guys!
1379
01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:08,574
[Juan] Remember,
it's Christmas Eve, Samuel.
1380
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,826
I don't want any trouble
with your grandma,
1381
01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:14,246
calling the cops without knowing
what the crazy hag is up to.
1382
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,166
She's smart enough to leave her phone on.
1383
01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:21,920
So why is she in this mess?
Does it say how far we need to go?
1384
01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:25,257
-Two blocks, sir.
-[Juan] Perfect!
1385
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,887
-This way, sir.
-Wake up.
1386
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,848
[Juan] Move it.
1387
01:12:35,559 --> 01:12:39,313
[Matías] That wasn't the only surprise
the Morales got that Christmas.
1388
01:12:39,938 --> 01:12:43,192
And I hate to say
everyone showed their true colors.
1389
01:12:43,275 --> 01:12:46,862
[Rosalba] I'm sorry, ma'am.
I can't deal with this.
1390
01:12:46,945 --> 01:12:49,698
I have a confession to make.
I'm not a nun!
1391
01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:50,741
-What?
-What?
1392
01:12:50,824 --> 01:12:54,953
I had to make up that story
to hold on to Samuel.
1393
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,330
I've heard enough!
1394
01:12:56,413 --> 01:13:00,000
Please tell Samuel
that I loved meeting him,
1395
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:05,839
that he's a smoking hot blond kid,
but he should not try to contact me.
1396
01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:07,883
Here, cleanse your sins.
1397
01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:09,385
♪ Feliz Navidad ♪
1398
01:13:09,968 --> 01:13:11,136
[hums]
1399
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,263
[laughs]
1400
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:14,473
Mónica!
1401
01:13:14,973 --> 01:13:16,600
What, Margot?
1402
01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:20,604
My brother's been dumped before.
It inspires his lyrics.
1403
01:13:20,687 --> 01:13:22,481
Why don't they call us?
1404
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:26,443
They just vanished.
I'm desperate. Please call them.
1405
01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:27,653
-Do me a favor.
-What?
1406
01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:30,155
Help me find Destroyer. I can't find him.
1407
01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:33,409
♪ Feliz… ♪ Destroyer!
1408
01:13:34,868 --> 01:13:35,911
Honey!
1409
01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:46,004
[Destroyer coughs]
1410
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:48,841
Uh… Ah…
1411
01:13:50,467 --> 01:13:52,010
-Move it!
-No!
1412
01:13:53,137 --> 01:13:56,140
I'm sorry it had to end like this.
1413
01:13:56,974 --> 01:14:00,394
We would've made a great couple,
1414
01:14:00,477 --> 01:14:02,980
but you don't always get what you want.
1415
01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:04,314
[gun cocks]
1416
01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:07,985
[yelling]
1417
01:14:08,068 --> 01:14:09,653
Stop!
1418
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:14,491
Leave my mother-in-law alone, Mr. Londoño.
1419
01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,368
-It's not Londoño.
-What?
1420
01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:19,079
How are you going to stop me, Mr…?
1421
01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:20,747
Juan. Juan Morales.
1422
01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:24,293
I assure you it's a lot better
if you drop the gun.
1423
01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:27,754
Too late, I planned to kill just the lady,
1424
01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:29,131
but as you have arrived,
1425
01:14:29,214 --> 01:14:30,591
there's enough to go around.
1426
01:14:30,674 --> 01:14:31,842
No! Drop it!
1427
01:14:31,925 --> 01:14:34,636
[suspenseful music playing]
1428
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,893
[recites spell in gibberish]
1429
01:14:41,935 --> 01:14:43,145
Oh, crap!
1430
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:49,693
Awesome magician!
1431
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,488
Tropical magic.
1432
01:14:53,906 --> 01:14:55,282
[vehicle starting]
1433
01:14:55,365 --> 01:14:57,284
Come on! Let's go!
1434
01:14:57,367 --> 01:15:00,078
He took the bunny! Marcela did her job.
1435
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:02,623
-[Lucho] Marcela!
-Marcela's the bunny that…
1436
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,334
He almost killed us.
1437
01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:08,045
That was a real gun with real bullets.
1438
01:15:08,128 --> 01:15:10,297
-But it worked.
-Yes! It did!
1439
01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:22,100
He's not the only mobster
to ever get away, González.
1440
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:25,938
We'll have our revenge when we catch him.
1441
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:31,026
Meanwhile,
all we can do tonight is celebrate.
1442
01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:37,407
[Quiroz sighs]
1443
01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:41,703
I spoke with your dad.
1444
01:15:42,454 --> 01:15:44,748
He's on a private jet to the Bahamas.
1445
01:15:44,831 --> 01:15:46,416
The Bahamas. Of course.
1446
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:47,584
Dad.
1447
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:51,421
[sighs] He's closing the deal with Trashy.
1448
01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:52,464
Damn it!
1449
01:15:53,131 --> 01:15:56,134
See, counselor?
No one knows who they work for.
1450
01:15:56,218 --> 01:15:59,012
I did all the work,
and he gets all the credit.
1451
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,933
Boss, relax. Get it off your mind.
1452
01:16:03,016 --> 01:16:06,562
Have this in one shot
and have some fun with your wife.
1453
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,189
What else can I do?
1454
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:19,449
Call Oswaldito to say the novena.
I'll read it.
1455
01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:20,742
-No.
-[Quiroz] No.
1456
01:16:21,493 --> 01:16:23,453
-Why not?
-Well…
1457
01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:25,581
[laughs]
1458
01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:29,960
Mom, I'll die if anything happens to you.
1459
01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:33,380
I have to admit
that your husband saved my life.
1460
01:16:33,463 --> 01:16:34,715
-He's a hero.
-Yes.
1461
01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:35,799
You're a hero.
1462
01:16:35,882 --> 01:16:40,220
No, I'm not.
We owe it to a noble act of magic.
1463
01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:43,223
Mrs. Margot,
how could you miss his great trick?
1464
01:16:43,307 --> 01:16:46,602
-I missed it.
-Your boss, Dad? Your lover, Grandma?
1465
01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,604
I don't want to know.
1466
01:16:48,687 --> 01:16:52,983
I need to forget
this disaster ever happened.
1467
01:16:53,066 --> 01:16:55,068
Listen, Mom…
1468
01:16:55,527 --> 01:16:58,030
-How's my family doing?
-Stop it!
1469
01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:02,159
-Lucho, get this bum out of this house!
-You again?
1470
01:17:02,242 --> 01:17:03,410
-[Samuel] Rosalba!
-[grunts]
1471
01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:05,704
-[Margot] Watch it, Lucho!
-Where are you, my love?
1472
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:06,830
Please!
1473
01:17:06,913 --> 01:17:08,498
Where's my sweet nun?
1474
01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:12,586
Rosalba!
1475
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:14,463
Rosalba.
1476
01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,134
[Matías] Just like Mónica said,
1477
01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:22,220
the experience inspired Samuel
to write the lyrics
1478
01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:24,097
that completed his album:
1479
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:27,142
Christmas Carols to Hate People To.
1480
01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:31,438
The new song was called
"Don't Fall for a Fake Nun in December."
1481
01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:40,197
All through Christmas Eve,
Ortiz had to console his mom
1482
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,325
and his older sister,
whose hearts were broken.
1483
01:17:43,408 --> 01:17:47,579
One must be careful where we look,
because falling in love is for losers.
1484
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,206
Big-time losers.
1485
01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:52,793
[groans]
1486
01:17:52,876 --> 01:17:56,421
[Matías] Lieutenant González
was promoted to Captain,
1487
01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:58,840
not because his mission was successful,
1488
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,259
but because of the fun
Captain Cucalón had with him.
1489
01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:03,929
She recommended him to her superiors.
1490
01:18:05,889 --> 01:18:08,975
[fireworks exploding]
1491
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,728
[grunts]
1492
01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:15,107
Ready? Hurry up! Huh?
1493
01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:20,028
[Matías] Ñato finally spent Christmas
with his family.
1494
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,114
And he really enjoyed it.
1495
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:25,075
Is the kid asleep?
1496
01:18:25,575 --> 01:18:26,702
Yes.
1497
01:18:27,327 --> 01:18:29,871
He's sound asleep.
1498
01:18:31,289 --> 01:18:32,374
Okay.
1499
01:18:47,514 --> 01:18:48,765
I made up my mind,
1500
01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:53,311
and you're the light of my eyes,
of our home, my everything,
1501
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:56,231
so I want you to be the first to know.
1502
01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:58,066
I'm listening.
1503
01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:02,821
The instant that we come back
from our vacation,
1504
01:19:03,655 --> 01:19:06,366
I'm quitting my job
to be a full-time magician.
1505
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,371
You see, today,
I asked Baby Jesus for a sign.
1506
01:19:12,664 --> 01:19:14,416
And Baby Jesus…
1507
01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:17,377
Baby Jesus sent me an amazing sign!
1508
01:19:18,003 --> 01:19:19,087
What do you think?
1509
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:23,049
-I'm with you all the way!
-Really?
1510
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:25,677
Yes, I'm so happy for you.
1511
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:31,641
So, Samuel and you are the artists,
and Mónica and I, the businesswomen.
1512
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,310
-I love it.
-You do?
1513
01:19:33,393 --> 01:19:35,437
Honey, that's why I love you.
1514
01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,858
And I love you, great Juanquini.
Merry Christmas.
1515
01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:40,901
Merry Christmas.
1516
01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:46,990
[Matías]
Although we all had plans for 2020,
1517
01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:48,992
and we know what happened there,
1518
01:19:49,075 --> 01:19:51,369
I have to admit
that thanks to those scumbags,
1519
01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,705
December, 2019
1520
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:56,500
was one of the best times
I've spent with the Moraleses.
1521
01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:59,252
I'm not a saint,
but what can I do about it?
1522
01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:02,464
Anyway, and in case I forgot,
Merry Christmas.
1523
01:20:02,547 --> 01:20:04,549
[fireworks exploding]
1524
01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:13,683
[pilot] Sir…
1525
01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:15,769
[indistinct]
1526
01:20:18,563 --> 01:20:19,523
[Martín] Ah!
1527
01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:21,149
Gus!
1528
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:23,109
I was in the cockpit.
1529
01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:26,029
I've dreamed of doing that
since I was a kid.
1530
01:20:26,112 --> 01:20:27,280
So awesome!
1531
01:20:28,198 --> 01:20:30,784
-You closed the door?
-I locked it, Captain.
1532
01:20:33,787 --> 01:20:35,872
Wasn't I supposed to lock it?
1533
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:39,876
We can fix it. No worries.
1534
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,837
[lock rattling]
1535
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,380
[Martín] Guys, don't scare me.
1536
01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:46,591
-[alarm blaring]
-[plane descending]
1537
01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:47,884
I screwed up.
1538
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,805
["No te Agache' en Navidad"
by Julián Cerati playing]