1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,920 (HUMMING TUNE) 3 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,320 (GRUNTS AND GASPS) 4 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,360 Illumination! Illumination! 5 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,805 (SQUEALING) 6 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,363 (SEAGULLS CALLING) 7 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,324 MAX: I've lived in this city all my life. 8 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,161 I'm Max. 9 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,886 And I'm the luckiest dog in New York 10 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,760 - because of her. - (BARKING) 11 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,285 That's Katie. 12 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,441 Katie and I... 13 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,284 Well, we have the perfect relationship. 14 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,611 We met a few years ago. 15 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:43,921 And, boy, let me tell ya, 16 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,441 - we got along right away. - (WHINING) 17 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,760 It was one of those relationships 18 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,729 - where you just know. - (LAUGHS) 19 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,567 (TOY SQUEAKS) 20 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,806 And get this! 21 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,964 She was looking for a roommate. And so was I! 22 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,090 So I just moved in that same day. 23 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,890 - (PANTING) - It was perfect. 24 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,443 - (BARKING) - We've been together ever since. 25 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,727 Katie would do anything for me. 26 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,769 - (PIGEON COOING) - And I'm her loyal protector. 27 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,960 (BARKING) 28 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,084 - (SQUAWKS) - (WHINING) 29 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,600 (LAUGHING) 30 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,681 MAX: Our love is... 31 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,924 How do I put this? (STUTTERING) 32 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,844 Our love is stronger than words. 33 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,729 Or shoes. 34 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,120 It's me and Katie. 35 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,765 - (PANTING) - Katie and me. 36 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,560 Us against the world. 37 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:34,640 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 38 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,484 - (LAUGHING) - (BARKING) 39 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,930 I wouldn't go so far as to call us soul mates, 40 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,441 even though any sane person who saw us would. 41 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,760 (CHUCKLES) 42 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,767 There's just one little problem. 43 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,121 - (GROWLING SOFTLY) - Pretty much every day... 44 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,281 Come on, Max. 45 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,447 ...she leaves. 46 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:11,801 I'll see you tonight. 47 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,844 MAX: Sometimes I try stuff to get her to stay. 48 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,291 Okay. 49 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,601 Sit. 50 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,851 Spin. 51 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,847 - Speak. - (BARKS) 52 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,887 (LAUGHS) Okay. That's a good boy. 53 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,684 MAX: But it never works. 54 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,365 Where is she going? 55 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,961 (BARKING) 56 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,800 What could she possibly be doing? 57 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:35,641 (SIGHS) 58 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,840 Oh, I miss her so much. 59 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,921 - (KEYS JINGLING) - (GASPS) 60 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,370 (STUTTERING) Oh my! She's back! 61 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,521 - (BARKING) - Forgot my phone. 62 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,802 What took so long? Why did you... 63 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,167 Oh, come on! 64 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,761 Oh! 65 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,571 I miss her so much. 66 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,206 WOMAN 1: Bye, Gidget. Be a good doggy. 67 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,321 (DOOR CLOSES) 68 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,606 (SMACKING LIPS) 69 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,162 (GRUNTING) 70 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:04,886 Hey, Max. 71 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,087 Hey, Gidget. 72 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,645 Any plans today? 73 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:08,760 Uh, yes. 74 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,880 Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans. 75 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,009 I'm gonna sit here, and I'm gonna wait for Katie to come back. 76 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,525 Oh, that sounds exciting. 77 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,244 Well, I won't interrupt. 78 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,165 I've got a very busy day, too. (CHUCKLES) 79 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,641 (SIGHS) 80 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,440 WOMAN: Here you go. See you later, Chloe. 81 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,521 (DOOR CLOSES) 82 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,365 (CLATTERING) 83 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,320 (BARKING) 84 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,050 MAN 1: Bye, Peppy. 85 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,680 - (URINATING) - (SIGHS) 86 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,000 MAN 2: So long, Mel. 87 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,888 - (TWEETING) - MAN 3: Bye, Sweetpea. 88 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,122 See you, Gino. 89 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,730 - Bye, Mr. Wiggles. - So long, pal. 90 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,361 - GIRL: I'll miss you, Shelly! - MAN 4: Later, Runty. 91 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,481 WOMAN 3: Bye, everyone. 92 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,806 WOMAN 4: Bye. 93 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,761 (TWITTERING) 94 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,684 (GASPS) 95 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,921 (SIGHS) 96 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,565 (GROANING) 97 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,606 Mmm. (GROANING) 98 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,081 (WHIMPERS) 99 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,281 (GROANS) 100 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,001 (YELLS) 101 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,051 (GRUNTING) 102 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,201 (GRUNTS) 103 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:06,966 (PANTING) 104 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,326 (BARKING) 105 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,445 (BARKING) 106 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,846 (CLATTERING) 107 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,489 (GROANS) 108 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,845 (HOWLS SOFTLY) 109 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,847 (CLATTERING) 110 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:47,881 (GROANS) 111 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,960 (MEOWS) 112 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,121 (THUDDING) 113 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,842 - MAN: You be a good boy, Leonard. - (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 114 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,961 (DOOR CLOSES) 115 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,963 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 116 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,684 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING DISTANTLY) 117 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,610 - (MEOWS) - (THUDDING) 118 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,441 Hey, Max. 119 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,809 Hey, Chloe, do you ever wonder where they go during the day? 120 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,365 Do you know what? I just... 121 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,010 I don't really care. (GRUNTS) 122 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,889 Maybe that's what it's like for you, 123 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,769 but Katie and I have a different relationship. 124 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,167 You're a cat. So maybe that's why. 125 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,607 Because nobody could ever love a cat the way they love a dog. 126 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,802 I'm just saying. Maybe that's why. 127 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,122 Whatever you need to tell yourself. 128 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,488 (GRUNTS AND SCREAMS) 129 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,005 - (PURRS) - (SWEETPEA TWITTERING) 130 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,560 Hey! Morning, Max! 131 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:40,641 MAX: Hey, guys. 132 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,089 - What's up, Sweetpea? - (TWITTERING) 133 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,802 Hey, Mel, where you been, man? 134 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,200 Oh! Get this! 135 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,370 Last Sunday, my owner feeds me a small white pill, right? 136 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,204 I start to feel a little groggy. 137 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,045 The next thing I know, I wake up, I'm in the sky! 138 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,725 Wait a minute. The sky? 139 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,406 Yeah. There are suitcases everywhere. I'm locked up in a crate. 140 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,801 - (CHUCKLES) Come on. - There are suitcases in the sky? 141 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,321 So, I pass out from fear, and when I wake up 142 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,323 I'm in Florida. 143 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:07,686 Um. This did not happen. 144 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,928 I will never eat a pill like that again. 145 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,565 Unless it's covered in peanut butter. 146 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,000 Because, I mean, come on! Right? It's peanut butter! 147 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,081 (METAL CLATTERS) 148 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,201 Hey, guys. 149 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,646 - Oh, hey, Norman. - (GASPS) 150 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,444 - You still looking for your apartment? - (PANTING) 151 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,841 Yeah. Going on three weeks now. 152 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,764 Is this the second or the third floor? 153 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,724 I don't know any numbers, but, uh, you don't live here. 154 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,251 Ah! Pellets! 155 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,280 Well, see you guys later. 156 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,003 You know what? You can do it! 157 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,690 - He can't do it. - (DOOR OPENING) 158 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,570 Buddy! There you are. 159 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,727 (STUTTERING) Did you find it? 160 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,408 (LAUGHS) You know I did. 161 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,200 - (EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH) - (BALL SQUEAKS) 162 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,360 BOTH: Ball! 163 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,726 - Ball, ball, ball! - (LAUGHING) 164 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,970 MAX: Katie's gonna be so excited! 165 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,929 This is exactly like the one she lost! 166 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,286 - I mean, look at it! - (HOWLS) 167 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,408 It's round. It fits in my mouth. 168 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,406 - ALL: Ball! - (LAUGHING) 169 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,680 (LAUGHING) 170 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,761 Ooh! 171 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,523 (PURRING) 172 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,560 - (CRASHING) - (CHLOE MEOWING) 173 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,640 (THUDDING) 174 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,000 (CHUCKLING) There is no other ball in the city 175 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,208 - like this one ball, guaranteed. - Whoa! 176 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,925 This is the ball. 177 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,122 (CHLOE PURRING) 178 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,321 - (CHLOE YOWLING) - (CRASHING) 179 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,005 - (KEYS JINGLING) - (DOOR UNLOCKING) 180 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,800 - KATIE: Hey. - (GASPS) Katie! 181 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,723 - I'm home, Max. - (BARKING) 182 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,560 Hey, Maximilian. 183 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,170 How was your day, buddy? 184 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,970 That's a good boy. 185 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,283 Oh, yes. I'm so psyched to see you too, buddy. 186 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,329 - (THUDDING) - Okay, boy. Calm down, it's okay. 187 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,766 Let's all be calm. 188 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,446 Now, I have some big news. 189 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,082 - (THUDDING CONTINUES) - I know this'll take some getting used to, 190 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,400 but I think it's gonna be a great thing in the long... 191 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,481 - (THUDDING) - Oh! 192 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,320 - (PANTING) - Max, this is Duke. 193 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,164 (GASPS) 194 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,328 He's going to be your 195 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,527 brother. 196 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,206 (GROWLING) 197 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,524 - (WHIMPERS) - No, Max. 198 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,364 It's gonna be all right, Duke. 199 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,045 It's okay. 200 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,046 (SNIFFING) 201 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,681 (BARKS) 202 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,170 Aww. See? He likes you. 203 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,210 (SPITS) 204 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,850 - (LAUGHING) Whoa! - (BARKING) 205 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:21,891 Aww. (LAUGHING) 206 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,885 - Yeah, that's it, Duke. Take a look around. - (BARKING) 207 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,489 (SIGHS) I know, buddy. This is a lot to take in. 208 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,564 But he didn't have a home. 209 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,800 So you and I are gonna have to take care of him. (GRUNTS) 210 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,041 - Okay? - (BALL SQUEAKING) 211 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,925 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh! 212 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,042 Duke found our lost ball! 213 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,520 - (GASPS) What a great team we're gonna be. - (SQUEAKING) 214 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,601 (AIR HISSING) 215 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,081 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 216 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,324 (SNIFFS AND PANTS) 217 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,130 (GROWLING) 218 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,730 Love you, Maxie. 219 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,200 Love you, Duke. 220 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,281 (PANTING) 221 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,570 Sleep tight, boys. (KISSES) 222 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,961 Psst. 223 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,441 Psst. 224 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,967 Hey. Little guy. 225 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,731 This place is so great! 226 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,241 - Uh-huh. - By the way... 227 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,323 That is one gorgeous bed. 228 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,084 Yeah, it's okay. 229 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,321 Maybe we could share? 230 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,842 You know, one night you get the bed. The next night, I do. 231 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,126 That kind of thing. 232 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,725 You know, this bed is mine. 233 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,604 You? You get an old blanket. 234 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,847 That suits you. 235 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,680 - You're an old-blanket kind of a dog. - (CHUCKLES) Oh, wow. 236 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,808 You are stubborn. 237 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,566 Hey, I get it. I'm stubborn, too. 238 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,603 - But we gotta learn to get along. - Wait. What are you... 239 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,808 I bet we can both fit in this bed if we really try. 240 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,007 Let me scoot on in there. 241 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,650 - No, wait. (SCREAMS) - Ah! 242 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,326 Perfect. This is comfy, right? 243 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,164 - (MUFFLED) No, it is not. - (SIGHS) 244 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,443 - (SCREAMS) - I'm comfy. 245 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,047 Duke is just ruining our lives! 246 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,440 It's an emergency that you get rid of this dog. 247 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,521 He stole my... 248 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,290 (BARKING) 249 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,170 And he's scary, and he's frightening, 250 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,129 and he's the death of all good things. 251 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,362 Aww. You little cutie pie. 252 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,323 We'll play tomorrow, buddy, okay? 253 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,641 Okay, sleep well. 254 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,560 (GASPS) 255 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,608 Are you trying to get rid of me? 256 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,688 Before I answer that... 257 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,127 I'd like to know how much you heard. 258 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,129 So, that's how it's gonna be, huh? 259 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,487 Oh, man, are you making me angry! 260 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,440 And when I get angry, I do this. 261 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,646 (GROWLS) 262 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,606 And I don't want to do that. 263 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,324 I need this place. 264 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,881 And if it's gonna come down to you or me... 265 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,844 It's gonna be me. (BARKS) 266 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,681 (YELLS) 267 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,121 (PANTING) 268 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,170 (SIGHS) 269 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,241 (GRUNTS) 270 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,361 (EXHALES) 271 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,450 (DUKE SNORING) 272 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,846 Morning, Max! 273 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,241 Max! Max! What are you doing? Hi! 274 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,687 It's me! Hi! Hi! 275 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,727 Chloe! 276 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,969 - Chloe, Chloe! I got a bad situation. - (PURRS) 277 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,961 Katie brought home a new dog from the pound. 278 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,805 She said he's my brother. I don't want a brother. 279 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,644 I don't even have a bed now. 280 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,802 I'm sleeping on the floor, like a dog. 281 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,769 Why would Katie do this to me? 282 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,082 Because she's a dog person, Max. 283 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,689 And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. 284 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,524 Like they get dogs instead of cats. 285 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,768 Okay, please don't start now, Chloe. 286 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,080 That is not helping. 287 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,606 Max? Come on, I'm your friend. 288 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,728 Okay? And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you. 289 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,843 I don't care about you or your problems. 290 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,450 But if you don't do something 291 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,126 about this guy, and soon, 292 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,124 your perfect little life with your dumb, bleh, human 293 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,442 is gonna be over, forever. 294 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,971 Forever? 295 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,043 Forever. Yeah, that's what I just... 296 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,522 Why is this mouse on my paw still? 297 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:47,042 (SIGHS) Look, if you really want to get your turf back 298 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,208 you're gonna have to start acting like the alpha dog. 299 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,970 Right. Alpha dog. 300 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,208 (STUTTERING) I can do that. 301 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,890 - KATIE: Okay, okay. (GRUNTING) - Please don't go! 302 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,366 This time, really don't go. 303 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,289 - KATIE: I'm running late. I gotta go. - Wait, wait. Stay! 304 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,129 Stay for the trick. "Spin!" I'm doing "spin." 305 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,526 You guys be good. I'll see you later. 306 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,681 Wait. No, look... 307 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,881 - Okay, Max. - (GRUNTS) 308 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,441 (MUNCHING AND SLURPING) 309 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,730 Listen, Duke. I'm not sure if you're aware, 310 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,322 but one of those food bowls, technically... 311 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,090 It's reserved for... 312 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,925 I know, maybe you didn't read the names, but... 313 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,366 - That's my bowl. - Mmm. 314 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,644 - I know that it... (STUTTERS) Hey... - (GASPS) 315 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,364 I was just thinking, I don't know, 316 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,520 maybe we could institute some ground rules. 317 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,841 - (HUFFS) - I just thought that... 318 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,280 Or not. I don't need a bowl. 319 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,361 Here again? 320 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,567 - Rodent! - (STUTTERING) Ah! 321 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,881 (GROANS) 322 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,041 (SCREAMING) 323 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,201 (GRUNTS) 324 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,041 (GASPS) 325 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,366 Oh, Duke. 326 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,931 Duke, Katie is not... 327 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,526 Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that. 328 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,405 Katie's gonna flip out... 329 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,922 When she sees how you trashed her whole place. 330 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,327 Oh, it's just one vase. 331 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,608 Is it, Duke? Is it? 332 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,202 Oh, that's a shame. 333 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,047 What are you doing? 334 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,725 Whoa, what am I doing? 335 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,645 (CHUCKLES) Nothing. I'm a cute little doggy. 336 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,247 Katie knows I wouldn't do anything like this. 337 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,890 No, no. Whoa! 338 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,248 (GRUNTS) 339 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,480 Mmm. 340 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,166 This could only be the work of a dangerous stray, 341 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,969 who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust. 342 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,246 You're the new dog. 343 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,731 And, Duke, what'd you go and do this for? 344 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,161 (GROANS) 345 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,811 - I'm gonna... - What? Bite me? 346 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,450 Rip my face off? 347 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,602 Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out. 348 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,240 Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness you're here. 349 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,206 I tried to stop him, but he's crazy! 350 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,289 (GRUNTS AND GASPS) 351 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,450 Now, sit. 352 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,608 Okay, okay, okay. 353 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,570 Lay down. 354 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,961 (SIGHS) 355 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,164 Good boy. 356 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,291 Hi, Max. 357 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,646 Hey, Gidget. 358 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,370 Who's your new roommate? 359 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,965 Is it a girl dog or a boy dog? 360 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,645 Not that I care. It doesn't matter to me. 361 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,161 Oh, that's nobody, Gidget. He's just visiting. 362 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,521 Yeah, he's gonna be gone soon. 363 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,120 Hey, what's up? 364 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,247 Oh, hi. 365 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,203 Your hat is the best hat I've ever seen. 366 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,361 Hey. 367 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,448 Uh, excuse me. Genius! 368 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,120 You forgot my leash. 369 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,240 (SIGHS) 370 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,321 Never mind. 371 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,884 Hey, fellas, how's it... (YELLS) 372 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,650 Hey, fellas, how's it... (CHOKING) 373 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,130 Hey, fellas... (YELLING) 374 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,726 Oh, uh... Say, Duke... 375 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,006 Yes? 376 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,845 Be a good lad and bring me a stick, won't you? 377 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:14,124 It would please me to chew on a stick just now. 378 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,680 You heard me. Fetch. 379 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,761 (GROANS) 380 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,203 Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, not that one. 381 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,203 That one doesn't please me. 382 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,850 Find a really good one, Duke. 383 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,366 (CRUNCHING) 384 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,041 (SPITTING) 385 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,882 Yeah, that's it. 386 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,681 (GRUNTS) 387 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,162 Hey, Max. Boy! Oh, wow. 388 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,721 There are a ton of sticks over here, Max! 389 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,410 - You should come over and look at them. - (LAUGHING) 390 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,001 Yeah, I wanna make sure I grab you the right one. 391 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,481 Well, that's very, uh, thoughtful. 392 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,800 DUKE: Look at all these sticks! 393 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:56,881 (YELLS) 394 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,320 MAX: Whoa! 395 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,600 Help! Help! (YELLING) 396 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,205 Hey, did you hear that? 397 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,761 Butterfly! 398 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,611 - Butterfly! - Butterfly! Let's get it! 399 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,160 Wha... What's... 400 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,366 (SCREAMING) 401 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,086 (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 402 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,400 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR) 403 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,481 Huh? 404 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,801 (GRUNTS) 405 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,765 (SCREAMS) 406 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,720 (GRUNTING) 407 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,246 - (GRUNTING) - Whoa! (GRUNTS) 408 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,966 MAX: Help! Help! 409 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,081 So long! 410 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,446 MAX: Don't leave me here! 411 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,369 Didn't have to be this way, Max. 412 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,680 - MAX: Wait! - No hard feelings! 413 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,761 MAX: Duke! 414 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,001 Please! 415 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,680 Oy! 416 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,728 What's going on here? 417 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,081 Mind your own business. Oh, my gosh, what happened to you? 418 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,611 I had a fight. All right? 419 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,288 - (MAX GRUNTS) - With a big, stupid dog. 420 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,567 He lost. 421 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,571 Oh, you're headed into dangerous territory there, kitty-cat. 422 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,887 I'd watch your tone, sunshine. 423 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,570 - You know what I'm gonna do? - (GROWLING) 424 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,200 I'm gonna cut you into string, ball you up, 425 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,971 and then bat you around for hours 426 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,960 in a game that only I understand. 427 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,080 Oh, very nice. 428 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,161 I'll take that! 429 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,526 - Wha... - (GASPS) 430 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,926 (LAUGHING) 431 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,647 Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 432 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,770 You want to start with me, little raisin? 433 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,451 - (HISSES) - Okay. 434 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,164 Get your umbrellas out, kitties, 435 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,169 because here they come! 436 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,926 The thunder and the lightning! 437 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,645 Right down on your face! 438 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,002 (CATS MEOWING ANGRILY) 439 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,600 Gosh, there are a lot of you up there. 440 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,842 I'm talking about the thunder and the lightning that's coming down 441 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,240 on all of your collective faces! 442 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,321 Attack on three... 443 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,241 - (TEETH CHATTERING) - Two... 444 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,640 (YELLING) 445 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,245 (GRUNTS) 446 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,928 I just remembered I gotta be somewhere! 447 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,524 (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 448 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,646 That guy, huh? Am I right? 449 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,160 (ALL CONTINUE MEOWING ANGRILY) 450 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,487 Okay. You know what? I'm just gonna... (STAMMERING) 451 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,404 No offense, but good-bye! 452 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,205 (GRUNTS) 453 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,521 Whoa! 454 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,081 (MAX GRUNTING) 455 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,571 (IN SLOW MOTION) Whoa! 456 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,641 (MAX GRUNTS) 457 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,645 (YELLING) 458 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,280 (MEOWS) 459 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,361 (HISSES) 460 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,281 (LAUGHING) 461 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,921 Hey! 462 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,006 You little... 463 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,286 (SCREAMING) 464 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,721 (GRUNTS) 465 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,720 Duke? 466 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,881 (PANTING) 467 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,720 You came back? 468 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,887 Run! 469 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,041 (YELLS) 470 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,325 - It's the po-po! Scram! - (ALL MEOWING) 471 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,250 - (GRUNTING) - (BOTH GASP) 472 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,401 Wait! 473 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,088 Two, four, six, eight... Hmm... 474 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,046 See you tomorrow, Guillermo! 475 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,406 You know it. 476 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,920 Ten... 477 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,047 Eh, okay. 478 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,681 Right. 479 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,001 (BARKING) 480 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,561 Uh-huh. 481 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,760 Sheez, did you see that? 482 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,840 Yeah, I saw it. 483 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,605 Throw it with your arm, you lazy weirdo! (LAUGHS) 484 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,240 - I would not fetch that. I'm old-school. - (BOTH LAUGH) 485 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,681 - (BANGING) - (YELLS) 486 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,120 - (SIGHS) - (BANGING CONTINUES) 487 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,440 Thanks a lot, Duke. 488 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,761 I don't like to use this phrase 489 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,720 because it's offensive to our kind, 490 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,802 but you are a bad dog! 491 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,450 Katie's not going to like this. 492 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,483 I can't go to the pound. 493 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,962 What? What's wrong with you? 494 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,801 Well, Katie just... 495 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,486 She just got me out of the pound. 496 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,723 And if I go back... 497 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,927 Max, it's the end of the line for me. 498 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,201 (BANGING) 499 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,681 (MALE TV ANNOUNCER READING) 500 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,321 (GASPS) Yes! Mmm... 501 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,851 Why? Why? 502 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,445 What's the matter, Maria? 503 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,120 Maria, your face, 504 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,850 it wears a thousand sorrows. 505 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,689 What is wrong? 506 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,280 Oh, I have come face-to-face 507 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,761 with the worst thing in the world. 508 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,804 What? Oh, tell me, Maria. Tell me now! 509 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,361 I cannot bear another moment without knowing! 510 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,369 Loneliness. 511 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,528 (GASPS) 512 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,920 (- BARKING) - (GASPS) 513 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,604 Max! Max! 514 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,525 Max? Huh? 515 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,010 Hey, I see you, squirrel! 516 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,207 This is not your area! 517 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,441 We marked that tree! 518 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,841 (LAUGHING) 519 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,844 Don't you try and hide! I can see... Oh! 520 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,366 What was that? 521 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,363 - How dare you! - GIDGET: Guys, where's Max? 522 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,602 Nobody likes you, squirrels! 523 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,330 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 524 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,361 Guys, seriously, where is Max? 525 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,204 Calm down, girl. He's right... 526 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,400 Huh. He is gone. 527 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,481 Oh, it's fine. 528 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,207 I heard him screaming after he disappeared into those bushes. 529 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,243 Max is gone? 530 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,045 This is bad. This is so bad. 531 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,520 Maria, if he is your true love 532 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,443 you must go to him! 533 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,608 Save him! Save him! 534 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,369 Yes! Yes! Save my true love! 535 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,641 (SQUEAKING) 536 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,080 I'm coming, Max! 537 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,360 (GRUNTS) 538 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,441 (SCREAMS) 539 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,527 (CONTINUE SCREAMING) 540 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,161 (YOWLS) 541 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,926 (THUDDING) 542 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,800 - Hi, Chloe. If anyone asks, - (MEOWS) 543 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,882 I'm on my way to the roof to look for Max. 544 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,041 (MEOWS) 545 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,841 Okay, bye-bye. 546 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,761 (METAL SCRAPING) 547 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,320 (MUNCHING) 548 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,604 DOGCATCHER 2: Whoa. You see that? 549 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,242 Yeah, give me a second. 550 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,802 Oh! Hey, there, cute little bunny. 551 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,605 - Whatcha doing in the middle of the road? - (SNIFFLES) 552 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,130 (BOTH YELLING) 553 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,121 (GRUNTING) 554 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,610 - MAN 2: Bunny! - (GASPS) 555 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,331 What's going on? 556 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,611 - What the... - (SQUEALING) 557 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,721 (GRUNTING) 558 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,080 Save yourself! 559 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,400 Shut it, human! 560 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,527 Let's do this! Now! 561 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,563 Now! Yeah! 562 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,244 - (ENGINE STARTING) - Get off me! 563 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,290 Wait up! 564 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,164 Get off me, pig! 565 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,560 (GRUNTING) 566 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,846 Get off! 567 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,331 Ow! Ow! 568 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,965 (TIRES SCREECHING) 569 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,928 BOTH: Whoa... (GRUNTING) 570 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,971 What's happening? 571 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,121 I don't know! 572 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,081 (EXCLAIMING) 573 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,482 Ripper! Ripper, where you at? 574 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,006 Let's go, Ripper! I'm busting you outta here! 575 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,284 The revolution has begun! 576 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,805 Liberated forever! 577 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,689 Domesticated never! 578 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,960 Yeah! 579 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,724 (GRUNTING) 580 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,440 (GASPS) Who's driving this thing? 581 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,760 (LAUGHING) 582 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,369 (CARS HONKING) 583 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,161 Whoo! (LAUGHING) 584 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,281 (SCREAMS) 585 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,170 (ALL SCREAMING IN VAN) 586 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,291 (SCREAMING) 587 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,881 (YELLING) 588 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,321 (GASPS) 589 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,040 Ha, ha! (GASPS) 590 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,121 (RATS SQUEAKING) 591 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,205 (BOTH GROANING) 592 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,725 (GRUNTING) 593 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,082 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 594 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,565 (SQUEALING) 595 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,006 Who are you guys? 596 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,766 Huh? Who are we? 597 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,922 Who are we? 598 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,924 We are the Flushed Pets... 599 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,570 Thrown away by our owners 600 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,882 and now we are out for revenge! 601 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,246 - It's like a club, - (SNORTING) 602 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,964 but with biting and scratching. 603 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,051 Take us with you! 604 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,800 (SNIFFING) 605 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,609 I don't think so, pets. 606 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,366 Yeah, you got the stench of domestication all over you. 607 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,320 You chose your side. And now you're gonna burn. 608 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,721 No! Stop! Who you calling "pets"? 609 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,570 I ain't no pet! You got it all wrong! 610 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,240 We're just like you guys. We hate humans. 611 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,129 - Yeah! That's right! - Hate them. 612 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,726 Oh, man, don't get me started on people. Am I right, Duke? 613 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,241 Yeah, that's why we burned our collars, man! 614 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,925 We burned them to the ground! 615 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,241 And killed our owners! 616 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,084 Yeah... Wait a minute, that's too far maybe? 617 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,571 No, they dig it. 618 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,011 - Yes, we whacked them. - Yeah, that's right! 619 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,880 Bang, bang with our own paws! 620 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,000 If I had a dime for every owner I killed... 621 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,080 Oh, yeah! 622 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,366 I'd have a dime. 623 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,650 Because I just killed the one. 624 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,010 Ooh-whoo! 625 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,124 Oh, y'all cold-blooded. 626 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,402 Oh, man, you remind me of my boy, Ricky. 627 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,806 He died, though. 628 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,650 RIP, Ricky! 629 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,170 The truth is, the struggle could use some more muscle. 630 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,526 All right, look, I'll tell you what. 631 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,449 We'll bust the both of you out of here. But understand this. 632 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,965 From now on, you work for me. 633 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,963 - That's fine. - Sounds like a fun challenge. 634 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720 (GRUNTING) 635 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,680 All right, guys, let's do this! 636 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,250 - (SQUEALING) - (YELLING) 637 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,646 (EXPLOSION) 638 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,606 To the sewers! 639 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,491 The sewers? 640 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,371 What are y'all waiting for? I'm not playing. 641 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,681 I said... 642 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,365 To the sewers! 643 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,800 (GRUNTING) 644 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,724 (YELLING) 645 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,321 (MAX YELLING) 646 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,801 (SNOWBALL YELLING) 647 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,763 SNOWBALL: Long live the revolution, suckers! 648 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400 (GRUNTS) 649 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,891 I can do it. 650 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,761 Oh! 651 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,371 Max? 652 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,161 Max? 653 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:12,960 Max. 654 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,246 (PANTING) 655 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,368 (STRAINING) 656 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,682 Oh, where are you, Max? 657 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,800 (SIGHS) 658 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,565 TIBERIUS: Looks like you could use a little help. 659 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,006 Who said that? 660 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,366 TIBERIUS: Over here. 661 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,400 In this dark and foreboding shed. 662 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,481 (GRUNTS) 663 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,400 Uh... 664 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,720 Hello? 665 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,081 I can see for miles. 666 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,323 If you let me out, I'll find your friend. 667 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,720 Wow! Really? 668 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,882 Oh! You're so sweet. 669 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,883 You're sweet, too. 670 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,246 - (GIGGLES) Thanks, stranger. - (SNIFFS) 671 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,805 But not too sweet. 672 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,402 There's also a salty, gamey thing going on. 673 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,766 Yeah, that's me. (CHUCKLES) 674 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,366 Come on, let's get you out of that shed. 675 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,410 Yeah, that's it. 676 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,608 Just step over the pile of bones. 677 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,200 Pile of bones. Okay, will do. 678 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,402 (SIGHS) I sure hope Max is safe. 679 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,602 You're a very thoughtful food. 680 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,286 "Food"? I didn't say that. I said "friend." 681 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,408 (CHUCKLES) I meant food... 682 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,721 (STUTTERING) Friend. 683 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,006 You know what I meant. 684 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,646 I'm sure lucky I found you, uh... 685 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,961 Tiberius. 686 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,208 And, yes, this is a very good thing for you, 687 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,931 this whole "meeting me" thing. 688 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,003 Take off my hood. 689 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,081 (GASPS) 690 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,971 (SCREECHING) 691 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,281 (SCREAMS) 692 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,921 - (SCREECHING) - (SCREAMS) 693 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,966 (GRUNTS) Ah! 694 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,081 The chain! 695 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,645 (TIBERIUS GROANING) 696 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,002 Oh! You tried to eat me! 697 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,451 I'm sorry. (SOBS) 698 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,765 You should be sorry. You deserve to be locked up. 699 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,530 You're a bad, bad bird. 700 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,723 I can't help it. I was born with killer instincts. 701 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,330 That is just no excuse. 702 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,165 You're right. Even for a predator, I'm selfish. 703 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,607 I'm a selfish predator. 704 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,649 It's no wonder I have no friends. 705 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,000 Nobody. 706 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,081 (SOBBING) 707 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,284 This is hopeless. 708 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,644 Oh, don't... There's no need to cry. 709 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,848 I'm sorry that I yelled at you before. 710 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,689 Please, take off the chain. 711 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,491 This time I'll help you. I promise. 712 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,647 Tiberius... 713 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,122 This is gonna sound completely horrible, but, um... 714 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:38,850 I don't fully trust you. 715 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,644 (SOBBING) 716 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,171 Oh, no, no, no... 717 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,408 But, I guess everyone deserves a second chance. 718 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,403 And you are just a lonely, old bird. 719 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,846 And you do have weird manners 720 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,162 because you live in a weird shed on a roof. 721 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,608 So, I'll tell you what. If you find Max... 722 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,770 I'll be your best friend. 723 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,922 Best friend? 724 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,844 You and me? 725 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,328 Whoa! 726 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,690 (LAUGHING) 727 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,366 Whoo! 728 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,211 - (SCREECHING) - (LAUGHING) 729 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,606 (SCREAMING) 730 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,841 Yes! That sounds nice. 731 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,121 Let's do this. 732 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,969 Okay. 733 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,681 Ah... 734 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,441 So, what does this Max look like? 735 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,561 Brown and white. 736 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,530 He's a short-hair, roguishly handsome. 737 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,290 He's got a sparkle in his eye. 738 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,243 He sounds dreamy. 739 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,966 (CHUCKLES) You have no idea. 740 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,521 I mean, what? Whatever. Shut up. 741 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,681 (BLOWS RASPBERRIES) Mmm-mmm. 742 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,120 If my owner comes 743 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,766 put on the hood and pretend to be me. 744 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,405 Okay, thank you! 745 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,440 (SNIFFS) Ugh! 746 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,409 The smell is disgusting... 747 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:08,721 ...-ly good. 748 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,365 This is all so great. 749 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,925 Love it here. 750 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,841 (BOTH GASP) 751 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,520 - What's... - The... 752 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,568 - Pass... - Word? 753 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,091 Password? 754 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,446 Look! Look at me. 755 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,204 I am your leader. 756 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,085 The leader does not recite the password. 757 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,442 The leader makes up the password, idiots. 758 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,443 Everybody, I'm making up a new password right now. 759 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,045 The new password is... 760 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,920 "Don't ask the leader for the password!" 761 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,047 (DINGING) 762 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,610 Follow me. 763 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,524 Welcome to the underbelly, brothers. 764 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,121 Home of the Flushed Pets. 765 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,805 (LAUGHING) 766 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,521 (GRUNTING) 767 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,722 (CROAKING) 768 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,160 Brothers and sisters! 769 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,287 As you see, 770 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,802 I've returned from the surface with two new recruits. 771 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,491 These guys are owner-killers! 772 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,681 (ALL CHEERING) 773 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,601 Hey, hey! Settle down! 774 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,491 Guys, I want you to tell them how you did it. 775 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,331 Go ahead. Tell them the whole story about how you took out your owner. 776 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,606 Don't leave out nothing. 777 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,250 We love gory detail, here. 778 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,845 - Oh, yeah! - Tell us! 779 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,769 - Right. - So, tell them, Max. 780 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,649 Okay, so. I was like... 781 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,801 Well, we were like... 782 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,121 - Take that! - Yeah! 783 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,645 Stupid owner. 784 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,689 So, that's who you're dealing with. 785 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,090 That story bored me to death. 786 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,361 Boring! 787 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,760 - (ALL BOOING) - Give us detail! 788 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,609 Okay. Max? 789 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,364 Okay, well, uh... 790 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,488 So, there's this thing in the kitchen... 791 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,680 Yeah. Table! 792 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,205 - It's flat. - Toaster! 793 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,240 And then round on just the end of it. 794 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,367 A spoon? 795 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,005 - Yes, a spoon! - Exactly. 796 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,009 You can't hurt someone with a spoon. 797 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,889 You scoop with a spoon. 798 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,167 How many people wanna know how to kill somebody with a spoon? 799 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,169 FLUSHED ANIMALS: I do! Oh, yeah! 800 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,805 Okay. Uh, well... 801 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,530 We used the spoon... 802 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,326 Hit a button on the machine on the counter... 803 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,885 - Right, and it's got those... - The, uh, you know. 804 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,604 - (IMITATING MOTOR) Those blades. - The, uh... It's got blades! 805 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,160 Was it a blender? 806 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,287 (WHOOPING) 807 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,209 You blended somebody? 808 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,211 He talking about the blender, guys. 809 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,129 Oh, please, tell me it was a blender! 810 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,726 Hey, buddy, I don't ask what it's called, we just kill with it. 811 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,291 But it was a blender. 812 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,364 - Whoo! Do y'all hear this? - (ALL CHATTERING) 813 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,727 You know who was like this? Ricky! 814 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,085 Rest in peace! 815 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,527 Ricky was the only soldier I had 816 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,160 that was ready to kill humans on sight. 817 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,209 Everybody else need a pep talk. 818 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,964 Not these two brothers. 819 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,202 (ALL CHEERING) 820 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,720 See, all of us have suffered at the hands of man. 821 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,086 I mean, take me for instance. 822 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,686 I was a magician's rabbit for kids' parties. 823 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,083 But then bunny tricks went out of style. 824 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,440 So, what did my owner do? 825 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,080 My owner went and left magic behind 826 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,650 and made me disappear... 827 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,571 From his life! 828 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,761 - (ALL CHATTERING) - Uh-huh. 829 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,843 I lived in a tattoo parlor! 830 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,606 The trainees used to practice on me! 831 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,762 Until they ran out of space! 832 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:27,881 (SCATTERED CHATTER) 833 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,128 I mean, yes, humans say they love us. 834 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,647 But then they turn around and throw us out like garbage. 835 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,649 Ain't that right, Sea-Monkeys? 836 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,200 It's not our fault we don't look like the ad! 837 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,281 Yeah! 838 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,924 All right, you guys are joining the brotherhood. 839 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,809 - It's initiation time! - FLUSHED ANIMALS: Oh, yeah! 840 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,649 - The what? - I'm sorry, what time? 841 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,371 Summon the Viper! 842 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,011 (ALL STOMPING) 843 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,930 Uh, is this Viper poisonous? 844 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,765 Because I should warn you, I'm very allergic to poison! 845 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,646 Ow! 846 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,528 All right. Show her! 847 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,643 (RETCHING) 848 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,484 - (GRUNTS) - (GASPS) 849 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,960 Max's collar! 850 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,485 Where is he? 851 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,165 What happened to him? 852 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,970 I ain't saying nothing! (GRUNTS) 853 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,604 You're gonna tell us where Max is. 854 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,723 And you're gonna tell us now! 855 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,360 (LAUGHING) 856 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,965 Is this supposed to scare me? 857 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,282 I'm a cat. I land on my feet. 858 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,400 Does it always happen? 859 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,006 Because your head looks like it's taken a lot of landings. 860 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,161 Do you want me to cut you? 861 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,840 Because I'll cut you this way and that. You'll look like a waffle. 862 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,921 (YELLING) 863 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,127 Okay. 864 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,600 He's too stupid to talk, and too ugly to eat. 865 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,284 - (SCREAMS) - (GRUNTS) 866 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,050 I'm done playing nice! 867 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,163 Where is Max? 868 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,645 (STAMMERING) Ow. 869 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,841 Tell me! 870 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,684 Ooh! (STAMMERING) 871 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,921 Let me finish... Ow! 872 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,091 Help me! Ow! 873 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,168 - Don't look at him. Look at me. - (GROANING) 874 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,924 Nobody can help you! 875 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,520 Where is Max? 876 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,766 Okay! Okay! 877 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,922 He's in the sewers! He got taken! 878 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,246 Please! Have mercy... 879 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,926 - Adorable puffy dog! - (GASPS) 880 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,322 ALL: (CHANTING) Snake bite! Snake bite! Snake bite! 881 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,046 (GRUNTING) 882 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,563 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 883 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,891 (SNIFFS) 884 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,721 (HISSING) 885 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,961 - (YELLS) - (GASPS) 886 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,969 As proof of your allegiance 887 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,724 you will now receive the bite 888 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,565 of a one-fanged, half-blind Viper 889 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,131 fueled by a diet 890 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:36,687 of anti-human rage! 891 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,243 (HISSING) 892 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,210 Who wants to go first? 893 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,243 Uh... Okay, here's the thing, though. 894 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,241 Tiny Dog. 895 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,371 Can I call you "Tiny Dog"? 896 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,409 It fits you. Let's admit that. 897 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,561 Look. 898 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,921 Between you and the fat dog, I like you the best. 899 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,286 Oh, thank you! 900 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,283 - Tiny Dog's gonna go first. - (GASPS) 901 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,090 Everybody, TD's going first! 902 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,241 No, no, no. 903 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,886 Tiny Dog does not want to go first. Take the fat dog! 904 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,081 ALL: (CHANTING) Snake bite! 905 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,441 No, no, no. Stop! 906 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,803 - Snake bite! Snake bite! Snake bite! - (HISSING) 907 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,285 No, no, no, no. 908 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,203 NITRO: Stop! 909 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,009 What are you doing initiating a couple domestics? 910 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,167 Domestics? 911 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,123 Yeah. We just jumped those two in the alley. 912 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,089 Slashed off their collars. 913 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,844 No, no, no. That's not true. 914 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,291 You said you burned your collars. 915 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,205 Well, "burned," "lost," "had them stolen by cats." 916 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,767 It's all just words, really, isn't it? 917 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,360 You don't deserve to be marked by the Viper. 918 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,323 - Oh, no. - We'll just show ourselves out. 919 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,601 You deserve 920 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,649 to be eaten by the Viper. 921 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,609 Get those leash lovers! 922 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,040 (ALL CHATTERING) 923 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,121 (BOTH SCREAM) 924 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,161 (GASPS) 925 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,321 (RATTLING) 926 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,005 Hold on. 927 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,963 - (GRUNTING) - (DOGS WHINING) 928 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,001 (HISSING) 929 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,486 (ALL GRUNTING) 930 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,164 Go get them, Duke. Whoa! 931 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,491 (YELLING) 932 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,046 (YELLS) 933 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,723 - (GASPS) Oh... - (HISSES) 934 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,601 (SNARLING) 935 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,001 (YELLS) 936 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,091 (HISSING) 937 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,405 (ALL GASPING) 938 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,044 - (SNIFFING) - (HISSING) 939 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,211 (ALL GASPING) 940 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,044 (ALL GASPING LOUDLY) 941 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,484 Uh, fellas, that was an accident. 942 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,365 You squished the sacred Viper! 943 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,609 (SOBBING) He's a flapjack. 944 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,645 Oh, Viper! 945 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,282 Viper, you in a better place! 946 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,521 You and Ricky! 947 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,210 (ALL SOBBING) 948 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,001 You ain't never did nothing to nobody! 949 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,685 Well, you bit a lot of people, Viper. 950 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,649 So, technically, you might actually deserve this. 951 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,167 This might be something that was long overdue. 952 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,890 But it shouldn't have came like this. Not on my watch. 953 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,684 Get them! 954 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,927 (ALL SQUEAKING) 955 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,171 Oh, no! 956 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,328 - Come on! - (YELLS) 957 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,001 (GRUNTING) 958 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,966 (YELLING) 959 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,082 (VIDEO GAME SOUNDS) 960 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,286 (GRUNTS) 961 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,809 Ah! Wait up, Duke! 962 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,166 - Hyah! - (GRUNTING) 963 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,761 We're sorry. Can this be over now? (GRUNTS) 964 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,000 We've got a problem. 965 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,491 We have so many problems. 966 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,762 Which one do you mean at this moment? 967 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,524 SNOWBALL: Stop running, dummies! 968 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,966 Stop it right now! 969 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,447 - Hold your breath! - Hold my breath? Ah! 970 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,561 (BOTH YELLING) 971 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,441 (YELLING) Get them! 972 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,931 (BOTH GASPING) 973 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,726 This is my least favorite part of this whole thing so far! 974 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,481 (GRUNTS) 975 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,161 Friends! 976 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,449 I am afraid that I have some terrible news. 977 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,449 The squirrels are gonna take over the world! 978 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,601 I knew it! 979 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,849 I always said, squirrels are little shifty little guys. 980 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,440 No. We're not doing the squirrel thing right now. That's not... 981 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,601 No! (SIGHS) 982 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,769 Max is missing! 983 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,564 He's out there somewhere. 984 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,364 Lost. Scared. 985 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,164 So, so handsome. 986 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,766 We have got to find him and bring him home! 987 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,690 But the outside world is loud and scary. 988 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,961 Ooh! Is that a hawk? 989 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,769 GIDGET: This is my friend, Tiberius. He's going to help us. 990 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,647 He's not going to eat us. We've already been over it. 991 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,723 Come on, Gidget. We go out there without a leash... 992 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,600 We'll get caught by a net. 993 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,681 Or something worse! 994 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,365 Yeah, like a hawk! 995 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,370 We're wasting time! Max needs us! 996 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,966 Come on, girl, Max doesn't even know you're alive. 997 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,320 Well, I don't care! 998 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,881 I love him! I love him with all of my heart! 999 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,408 And I'm gonna go look for Max, no matter who's with me. 1000 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,721 So... 1001 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,041 Who's with me? 1002 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,531 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1003 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,088 All right, fine. Fine. 1004 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,729 Oh, come on, guys. 1005 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,689 I can't believe you. 1006 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,246 When I got my claws caught in the curtains 1007 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,169 who pulled me down? 1008 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,725 Max did. 1009 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,850 - Buddy, Mel. - (GASPS) 1010 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,043 When you were fixed, who taught you to sit the comfortable way? 1011 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,247 Max did! 1012 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,561 Max did! (PANTING) 1013 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,051 Max did. He did it! 1014 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,084 And when that random cat tried to eat Sweetpea 1015 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,004 who saved him? 1016 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,122 - It wasn't a random cat. It was you. - (TWEETS) 1017 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,888 The identity of the random cat is not the point. 1018 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,327 We're talking about who saved him! 1019 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,441 Max did! 1020 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,086 - We gotta save him. We gotta go save Max! - Yeah! 1021 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,605 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1022 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,366 Yeah! Let's go save Max! 1023 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,600 Uh, which one is Max, again? 1024 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,806 (GRUNTS) 1025 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,327 Um... 1026 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,930 - Tiberius! - (LAUGHS) 1027 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,048 No! Bad, bad bird. 1028 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,444 - (LAUGHS) Nice little guy. - (GIGGLES) 1029 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,204 Nice little guy. 1030 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,606 I like this bird. 1031 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,605 Crazy bird. (LAUGHS) 1032 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,330 (GRUNTING) 1033 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,410 (RATTLING) 1034 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,807 (BOTH SCREAM) 1035 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,560 (GASPING) 1036 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,766 Come on! 1037 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,126 We gotta get to shore. 1038 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,483 I only know the doggy paddle! And I don't know it well! 1039 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,766 - Swim, Tiny Dog. Swim! - (GASPING) 1040 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,040 Duke! 1041 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,969 Help! (COUGHING) 1042 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,850 Max, grab the ring! 1043 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,841 I can't! 1044 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,126 DUKE: Keep it up, Max! 1045 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,240 You're doing... 1046 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,163 Well, you're not doing great. 1047 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,322 But you're not drowning, and that's something! 1048 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,005 (GRUNTING) 1049 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,526 (GRUNTING) 1050 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,361 (COUGHING) 1051 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,320 You're almost there! 1052 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,767 - (YELLS) - (GASPS) 1053 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,001 (GASPS) 1054 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,201 (SIGHS) 1055 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,526 Thanks, Duke. 1056 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,491 No problem. 1057 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,041 Finally. I'm going home. 1058 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,440 Oh. 1059 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,522 Isn't home that way? 1060 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,800 Ah! Seriously? 1061 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,723 (HORN BLARING) 1062 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,889 (FLUSHED ANIMALS YELLING) 1063 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,331 (GRUNTING) 1064 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,445 They're going to Brooklyn. 1065 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,046 They say everyone's going to Brooklyn these days. 1066 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,844 It's making a real comeback. 1067 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,201 I'm not talking about hipster real estate trends. 1068 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,601 I'm talking about vengeance, Tattoo! 1069 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,882 Death is coming to Brooklyn. 1070 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,445 And it's got buck teeth 1071 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,170 and a cotton tail. 1072 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,120 (CLATTERING) 1073 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,610 Let's go! 1074 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,931 (SQUEAKS) 1075 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,443 (ALL GRUNT) 1076 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,648 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1077 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,920 Whee! 1078 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,329 Hi, how are you? 1079 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,601 (GREETING IN FRENCH) 1080 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,724 ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug! 1081 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,443 - (LAUGHING) - (ALL CHEERING) 1082 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,963 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1083 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,248 (HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES) 1084 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,642 What is this crazy joint? 1085 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,489 (LAUGHS) This is Pops' place. 1086 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,644 His owner is never home, so it's kind of a hot spot. 1087 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,689 Pops knows everyone in this city. 1088 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,287 If he agrees to help us, Max is as good as found. 1089 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,851 - Cool! - Fabulous! 1090 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,441 (PURRING) 1091 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,401 (MEOWS) 1092 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,961 (EXCLAIMING) 1093 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,001 - (YOWLS) - (BELL DINGS) 1094 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,571 (WHIRRING) 1095 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,681 (YOWLING) 1096 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,528 (BOTH SNICKERING) 1097 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,241 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1098 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,400 Tell me you got that! 1099 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,001 Oh, heck yes, I did. 1100 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,003 - What's up, Peanut? - Hey, Buddy. 1101 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,645 You see Pops around here? 1102 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,564 Yeah, he's over there. 1103 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:58,926 (MUMBLING) 1104 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,041 Hey, Pops. 1105 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,201 Mud and sweet potatoes. 1106 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,407 Pops! 1107 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,728 (GRUNTS) Who's that? What? 1108 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,803 (SNIFFS) Oh, hey, Buddy. 1109 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,845 How you been, old-timer? 1110 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,845 Paralyzed. 1111 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,084 Great! Listen, Mr. Pops, 1112 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,890 our friend Max was taken. 1113 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,168 Last we heard, he was lost in the sewers. 1114 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,727 Buddy said that maybe you could help us. 1115 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,049 You know, I do know a guy in the sewers, 1116 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,287 but, ah, 1117 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,925 I don't go out anymore. 1118 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,849 (SIGHS) What a waste of time. 1119 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,086 Who said that? 1120 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,531 Oh, I said it. 1121 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,409 By the way, I meant no offense, I just... 1122 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,891 Have you seen yourself? 1123 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,565 Welly-well, well, well... 1124 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,240 Looky what we apparently have here. 1125 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,131 Meezy would like to have a look-see. 1126 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,408 Myron! Brows! 1127 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,806 Oh, no. 1128 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,200 Oh, yes. 1129 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,567 Me like what me see. 1130 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,364 Well, what me can see. 1131 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,409 It's all an attractive blur. 1132 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,802 - Uh... - Little lady, this is my city. 1133 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,769 I'll find your friend. 1134 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,082 All right, party's over! 1135 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,765 Myron! Vacuum! 1136 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,570 - (WHIRRING) - (ALL SCREAM AND BARK) 1137 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,084 So, where are you from, my fuzzy angel? 1138 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,930 Dude, I'm a cat. 1139 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,082 Well, nobody's perfect. 1140 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:18,890 (ALL YELLING) 1141 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,281 (WHIRRING) 1142 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,969 DUKE: (GROANS) I'm so hungry. 1143 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:30,761 (BOTH GASP) 1144 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,209 Oh, man. Would you look at that sandwich! 1145 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,846 All right. Time to work the gift. 1146 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,328 (BOTH WHINING) 1147 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,007 No, no, no! 1148 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,561 (GROANS) 1149 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,080 Okay, this'll be fine. We're fine. 1150 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,650 We can find our way home. 1151 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,087 We are descended from the mighty wolf! 1152 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,282 We have raw, primal instincts 1153 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,360 that are mere moments away 1154 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,886 from kicking in and leading us home! 1155 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,690 I cannot wait! 1156 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,763 Here it comes! 1157 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,804 - (GRUNTING) - Anything? 1158 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,001 No. 1159 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,645 Wait! Oh, I... 1160 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,843 (SIGHS) No. 1161 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,764 (SIGHS) I don't know, Duke. 1162 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,481 Maybe the legend of dogs coming from wolves is just wrong. 1163 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,763 Maybe one puppy asked his mom, "Where did we come from?" 1164 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,166 And the mom said, "Woof." 1165 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,004 And the kid was like "Oh, wolves?" 1166 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,844 And she was like, "Yeah, fine." 1167 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,160 Sausage. (SNIFFING) 1168 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,846 - Huh? - You smell that? 1169 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,083 Oh, man, it is. 1170 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,804 Sausage! 1171 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,604 Well, then, what are we waiting for? 1172 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,961 We're coming for you, baby! 1173 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,127 Lower the ramp, dummy. 1174 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,205 Who are they? 1175 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,164 This is Puffball, Squash-Face, 1176 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,163 Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, 1177 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,891 Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe. 1178 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,883 - (LAUGHING) - And, of course, my girlfriend Rhonda. 1179 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:11,720 - (SIGHS) 100% wrong. - (LAUGHS) 1180 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,091 Good enough. 1181 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,846 Come on! Let's go! Move it or lose it! 1182 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,281 Every bird instinct I have says 1183 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,680 don't follow a dog on wheels. 1184 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,728 Um, Mr. Pops, sir. 1185 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,201 Shouldn't we be heading to the sewers? 1186 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,765 Now, if we take the human route, 1187 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,405 getting there is gonna take days. 1188 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,721 You may have lots of time, 1189 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,928 but for me every breath is a cliffhanger. 1190 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,050 So, we gotta take the secret route. 1191 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:38,721 (SCREAMS) 1192 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,606 Okay. The secret route was death. 1193 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,245 Well, that's that, I guess. 1194 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,407 POPS: Come on! 1195 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,410 Get down here! 1196 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,321 (YELLS) 1197 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,610 Sweetpea... 1198 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,048 (ALL SCREAMING) 1199 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,124 Keep moving! 1200 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,962 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1201 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:19,801 Oh, no. 1202 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,287 Stop it! Look away! 1203 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,561 (GRUNTS) 1204 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,281 (MEOWS) 1205 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,361 (GRUNTS) 1206 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,962 Come on! I don't have all day! 1207 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,361 (EXCLAIMS) 1208 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,201 (BLUBBERS) 1209 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,841 (YELLING) 1210 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,850 NORMAN: Yeah! 1211 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,760 (LAUGHING) 1212 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,525 (YELLING) 1213 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,681 Whee! 1214 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,684 Come on, slowpokes! 1215 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,050 Ugh! What is that smell? 1216 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,885 - (GAGGING) - POPS: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca. 1217 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,440 (SNIFFING) 1218 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,931 The scent is getting stronger. 1219 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,041 (LAUGHING GIDDILY) 1220 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,531 Oh, man. 1221 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,081 Duke, let's eat! 1222 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:04,685 Oh, yes! 1223 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:14,440 (SNIFFING) 1224 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,568 Oh, it smells so good! 1225 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,526 BOTH: Oh yes! 1226 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,289 BOTH: Sausages! 1227 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,401 Ah! 1228 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,762 (MUNCHING AND GULPING) 1229 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,681 (BOTH GASP) 1230 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,922 Come on, boys! 1231 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,041 Holy schnitzel! 1232 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,242 (ALL LAUGHING) 1233 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,970 We go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong 1234 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,884 Remembered forever 1235 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,526 As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom 1236 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,881 Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop 1237 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,482 That's the way it should be 1238 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,529 Wha-oooh, yeah! 1239 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:26,520 We're for each other like a wop ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom 1240 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,360 Just like my brother is 1241 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,966 Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom 1242 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,920 Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop 1243 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,560 - We'll always be together - Ah! 1244 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,768 Wha-oooh, yeah! 1245 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,482 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1246 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,967 BUDDY: Getting a weird vibe, man. 1247 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,841 All right, now, these guys are a bit testy. 1248 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,968 So, just let me do the talking. 1249 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,520 Hey, you crybaby! Where's the Viper at? 1250 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,601 (SOBBING) 1251 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,602 (WAILING) 1252 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,649 Don't you worry, Viper! 1253 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,531 You will not be forgotten! 1254 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,409 You will be avenged, Viper! 1255 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,690 (SNIFFLING) If you don't believe me, 1256 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,405 you can look at my battle plans. 1257 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,369 It's all laid out right here. 1258 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,530 TATTOO: Uh, boss... 1259 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,882 I can't tell who anyone is. 1260 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,168 Well, you gotta really look at it to understand it. 1261 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,408 That's you guys right here. 1262 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,886 And, see, that's Brooklyn. 1263 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,929 That's where we gonna get them dogs. 1264 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,610 Bam! Bam! 1265 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,928 (CACKLING MANIACALLY) 1266 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,851 That ball of fluff's got a screw loose. 1267 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,365 Let's skedaddle. 1268 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,851 SNOWBALL: You get it, you see what I'm saying. 1269 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,446 Bottom line is, I'm coming right for you, Tiny Dog! 1270 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,410 And that big, fat, brown dog? He gonna get it, too. 1271 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,607 Tiny Dog? 1272 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,728 There are lots of tiny dogs in the city. 1273 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,201 I mean, you're a tiny dog, okay? So, let's just go. 1274 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,727 He also said, "big, fat, brown dog." 1275 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,729 Like Max's new roommate. 1276 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,001 Not necessarily. 1277 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,040 Max, Max, Max... 1278 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,964 You are gonna get it! 1279 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,642 (SIGHS) That's kind of hard to dispute. 1280 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,451 Hey, you stay away from... (MUFFLED) 1281 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,840 Wait, what? 1282 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:23,921 You know Tiny Dog? 1283 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,487 (YOWLS) 1284 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,085 He's my friend! 1285 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,240 And some might say my boyfriend! 1286 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:30,810 Uh, nobody says that. 1287 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,769 I can't believe you know Tiny Dog! 1288 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,360 That's cool. It's such a small world, 1289 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,124 that's the funny thing about it. 1290 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,561 Get them! 1291 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,966 Scatter! 1292 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,281 (ALL YELLING) 1293 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:45,761 Not good! 1294 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,481 - (BARKING) - (EXCLAIMING) 1295 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,801 (YELLING) 1296 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,641 NORMAN: See you guys later! 1297 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:52,761 Hang on! 1298 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,610 Everybody, run! 1299 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,846 Derick, you idiot! 1300 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,206 Did they all get away? 1301 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,881 Uh... 1302 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,687 Phew! That was a close one! 1303 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,530 Oh, nuts! 1304 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,768 Yes! We got one! 1305 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,845 Oh, good for you guys! 1306 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,650 - Yay! - Yeah! 1307 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,564 Oh, yes, Tiny Dog, 1308 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,245 we got your friend! 1309 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,200 Advantage, me! 1310 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,884 (CACKLES) 1311 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:30,560 Uh-oh. Just ignore what just happened. Okay? 1312 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,720 (CONTINUES CACKLING) 1313 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,926 Yes! 1314 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,120 You know what? 1315 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,567 This may be the sausage talking, 1316 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,000 but you're okay. 1317 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,128 Right back at you, man. 1318 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,240 When I met you, I was all like, 1319 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,846 "I don't know if I like him." 1320 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,162 But now that I know you, I'm like, 1321 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,169 "I like him." (LAUGHS) 1322 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,844 You know, I saw this place from the outside 1323 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,365 many times. 1324 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:05,565 Had I known what treasures awaited within these walls, 1325 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,440 I would've broke down that door 1326 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,363 a long time ago, I'll tell you! 1327 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,530 What are you talking about? 1328 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,001 My old owner and I used to live around here. 1329 01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,600 Duke, man, wait. 1330 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,250 Did you used to have an owner? 1331 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,364 Well, it was a long time ago. 1332 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:21,851 I don't want to talk about it. 1333 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,689 Yes, you do. Come on. 1334 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,124 DUKE: I don't know. 1335 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,886 But you know what? 1336 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,962 He was so cool. 1337 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,320 Yeah? 1338 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,126 Yeah. 1339 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,123 He was the best. 1340 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,768 (PUPPIES BARKING) 1341 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,651 Man, we had fun. 1342 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,085 - We'd play fetch. - (BARKS) 1343 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,084 We'd go for walks. 1344 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,844 We'd take naps. 1345 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,489 We were both big nappers. 1346 01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:27,286 I got out one night, chasing a butterfly, or a car. 1347 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,807 By the time I had caught up with it and ate it... 1348 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,450 Probably a butterfly, then. 1349 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,365 ...I realized I was so far away from my home 1350 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,284 I couldn't find it. 1351 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,889 A few days later, I was picked up by Animal Control. 1352 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,322 (SIGHING) I had a great thing going. 1353 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,803 But I had to go and mess it up. 1354 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,169 Duke, we gotta go to your house. 1355 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,566 Nah. 1356 01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,882 Your owner's gonna be relieved! 1357 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,087 Will he? 1358 01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,200 Yeah, but... 1359 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,328 But he never came for me. 1360 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,650 Maybe he... 1361 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,403 Maybe he didn't like me. 1362 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,364 Of course he liked you. He was your owner. 1363 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,761 I mean, he's probably worried sick! 1364 01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:12,325 I don't know. 1365 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,323 Well, I do know and we're going! 1366 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,640 Your owner's gonna freak! 1367 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,722 I'm freaking out just thinking about it. 1368 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,001 Okay. 1369 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,080 Let's do it! 1370 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,321 - DOGCATCHER 1: There they are! - (BOTH GASP) 1371 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,246 All right, doggy, come on. 1372 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:29,760 DOGCATCHERS: Hey, hey, hey! 1373 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,205 DOGCATCHER 2: Where do you think you're going? 1374 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,322 Come back here, you dogs! 1375 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:34,601 (YELLING) 1376 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,001 That rabbit... 1377 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,525 He had crazy eyes. 1378 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,126 There ain't no curing what's wrong with that thing! 1379 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,567 Gidget, here's an idea. 1380 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:56,685 Maybe there's a dog in the neighborhood that looks like Max. 1381 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,683 Start hanging out with him. 1382 01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,683 After a while, you'll think it's him 1383 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,165 you'll be done. 1384 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,368 We are not just giving up! 1385 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:05,686 We're dedicated. We're loyal. 1386 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:07,484 We're easily the greatest pet ever. 1387 01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:08,721 We're dogs! 1388 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,200 - Cat. - Hawk. 1389 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,281 (SQUEAKS) 1390 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:12,601 Well, congratulations! 1391 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,842 Today you're dogs, whether you like it or not! 1392 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,007 Sweet. 1393 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,691 Now let's find Max before that rabbit does! 1394 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,161 Break! We're dogs! 1395 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,561 (SCREECHING) 1396 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,201 (CHUCKLES) 1397 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,400 Oh. 1398 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,369 I don't like it. (GRUNTING) 1399 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,369 Sassafras... (MUMBLING) 1400 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,608 Yep, they were here. 1401 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,081 Excellent. We're closing in! 1402 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,527 This is groundbreaking evil behavior, people. 1403 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,321 Groundbreaking! 1404 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,481 SNOWBALL: Oh! 1405 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,008 A light bulb just went off in my brain. 1406 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,208 The bunny has an idea. 1407 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,129 Okay, so, uh, how do I look? 1408 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,770 You look great. 1409 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,924 (SNIFFING) How do I smell? 1410 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,445 Like a dog, Duke. 1411 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,761 Relax, man. 1412 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:12,721 (GASPS) 1413 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,489 DUKE: There it is. 1414 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,289 Well, go on up. 1415 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,930 Go scratch at that door. 1416 01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:30,522 Remember that sausage factory? That was fun, huh? 1417 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:31,960 Are you stalling? 1418 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,765 No. Why do you think that? 1419 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,240 Let's have a long talk about why you think I'm stalling. 1420 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,288 Duke, you have nothing to be nervous about. 1421 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,363 Your owner is going to be thrilled to see you. 1422 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:45,766 Okay. 1423 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,410 Huh. That car is new. 1424 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,720 (HISSES) 1425 01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,800 (EXCLAIMS) 1426 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,723 Can I help you? 1427 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,122 No. We're good, thanks. 1428 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,129 You're not good. You look dirty. 1429 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,442 And I'm gonna have to ask you to get off my lawn 1430 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,329 before I get, um, 1431 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,289 what you have. 1432 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,925 This is my lawn. 1433 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,844 Duke, maybe we should go. 1434 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,571 And why would Fred get a cat? 1435 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,006 He hates cats. 1436 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,844 That's one of the things I love about him. 1437 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,606 Fred? The old guy? 1438 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,531 He, um... 1439 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,489 He died. 1440 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,640 Duke, maybe I made a mistake, saying we should come here. 1441 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,245 Let's go. 1442 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,204 You're a liar! 1443 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,328 Max, cats lie all the time. 1444 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:42,930 Don't fall for it! 1445 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,600 Who are they? 1446 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,000 (BARKING) 1447 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,605 Hey, this is my home. 1448 01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:55,921 Go away! 1449 01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,688 Duke, it's time to go. 1450 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,489 Duke, let's go! Come on! 1451 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,369 This isn't your home anymore. 1452 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,801 Why did you bring me here, Max? 1453 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,922 Wait a minute. This is my fault? 1454 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,605 I was trying to help you! 1455 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,927 You were trying to get rid of me! 1456 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,328 You know what, Duke? I don't need this. 1457 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,160 I'll see you later. 1458 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:23,241 DOGCATCHER 1: Gotcha! 1459 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,440 Come on, settle down! 1460 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,521 - (BARKING) - (GRUNTS) 1461 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,725 Go home, Max! 1462 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,411 DOGCATCHER 1: Hey, help me out, here! 1463 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,443 Hold on! I'm coming! 1464 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,606 - Let's go. - (GRUNTING) 1465 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,681 - DOGCATCHER 1: Finally got you, big fella. - DOGCATCHER 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 1466 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,723 DOGCATCHER 1: This is it for you. 1467 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,921 Duke! 1468 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,044 (BARKING) 1469 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:17,161 Aw. 1470 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,404 Koochi koochi koo! 1471 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:23,962 (SCREAMING) 1472 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,481 (ALL LAUGH) 1473 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:30,921 (MAX BARKING) 1474 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,166 Tiny Dog! 1475 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,921 (SNOWBALL YELLING CRY) 1476 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,370 Ah, are you kidding me? 1477 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,361 SNOWBALL: You thought this was over, Tiny Dog? 1478 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,005 (CONTINUES YELLING) 1479 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,086 Stop! 1480 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:48,967 Huh? 1481 01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:53,561 Jab, jab, jab! 1482 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,846 Body blow! Body blow! 1483 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,764 Karate chop to your neck! 1484 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,644 Would you get off me! 1485 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,206 - SNOWBALL: Tattoo! - (SQUEALING) 1486 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,842 No, no, no. 1487 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,810 Oh, TD. 1488 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,530 This kills me to say, 1489 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,682 but we gotta join forces, man. 1490 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:26,851 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1491 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,481 Whoo! 1492 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,368 We make a great team, Tiny Dog! 1493 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:36,888 Well, mainly, I'm doing all the hard work, but you're helping! 1494 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,081 Yes, yes, fine. 1495 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,447 Just keep your eyes on the road. You're driving like an animal! 1496 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:42,726 SNOWBALL: Whoo-hoo! 1497 01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:45,050 (GRUNTS) What was that? 1498 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,810 Oh, that was a pothole. 1499 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,570 You're hitting things on purpose! 1500 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,041 Heh. You know me too well, TD! 1501 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,043 Always keeping me in check. 1502 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,564 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1503 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,961 Do you see the van? 1504 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,246 Yeah, I see it. 1505 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,004 We're about to hit it. 1506 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,082 - (GRUNTS) - (CACKLING) 1507 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:14,561 (BOTH YELLING) 1508 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,685 (BOTH YELLING) 1509 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:29,721 (GRUNTS) 1510 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:32,084 Relax, Snowball, I got you. 1511 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,804 DERICK: There he is! 1512 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,760 He's got Snowball! 1513 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:36,841 (ROARS) 1514 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,085 (SCREAMING) 1515 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:45,441 (BOTH CHEERING) 1516 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,731 (GASPING) 1517 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,923 Look, fellas, this is not what this looks like. 1518 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,565 Shush, you! 1519 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,924 You were gonna eat the boss! 1520 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,407 No, no, no. Snowball and I are on the same side now. 1521 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,767 Tell them! Snowball, tell them! 1522 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:08,048 That raccoon is lying. 1523 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,080 He's not the president. 1524 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:11,161 (ALL GASP) 1525 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:13,040 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1526 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,121 (SNARLING) 1527 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:16,761 FLUSHED ANIMALS: Come on, now. 1528 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,126 Come here, you. 1529 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,241 (GIGGLES) 1530 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,286 (GIDGET YELLING) 1531 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,487 Gidget? 1532 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,970 (CONTINUES YELLING) 1533 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:38,481 (WHINES) 1534 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,841 (EXCLAIMS) 1535 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:06,280 Go, Max! 1536 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:07,805 Right. Okay, gotta go. 1537 01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:09,405 Thank you! Thank you! 1538 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:10,721 (GROANS) 1539 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,251 Stay down! 1540 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:16,321 (ALL YELLING) 1541 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,170 Duke, hang on! 1542 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,041 Whoa! 1543 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,801 (GASPS) 1544 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:36,530 (GRUNTING) 1545 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:42,881 (CRACKING) 1546 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,560 Duke! 1547 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,846 Max? Max! 1548 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,803 - Oh, get the keys! - Right! 1549 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,405 - DUKE: Hurry! - Ha! 1550 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,525 (CRACKING) 1551 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:56,801 (YELLS) 1552 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:08,521 (GRUNTING) 1553 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,484 Come on, come on. 1554 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,284 I got them! 1555 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,601 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1556 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,726 - Max! - (ALL GASP) 1557 01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:32,167 (YELLING) 1558 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,281 (GRUNTING) 1559 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:54,721 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1560 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:01,721 (ALL GASP) 1561 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,726 Remember me! 1562 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:08,530 (BANGING) 1563 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,486 (PANTING) 1564 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,441 (COUGHING) 1565 01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,408 (BOTH GASPING) 1566 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,404 (GASPING) 1567 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,884 I feel heroic! 1568 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,445 And handsome. 1569 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,489 I'm a little wet, but I still look good. 1570 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,369 I look good. 1571 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,882 (GASPING) 1572 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:12,487 Are you... 1573 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,040 Are you okay? 1574 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:15,366 I'm good. 1575 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,767 I'm good. 1576 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,283 Thanks for coming to save me, Max. 1577 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,610 - (ALL CHEERING) - Max! 1578 01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,051 Oh, Max! 1579 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,565 (EXCLAIMING) 1580 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:29,840 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1581 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:33,891 You need a lift? 1582 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,051 Yes, we need a lift! 1583 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:37,566 Let's go, Tattoo. 1584 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:41,965 (SCREECHING) 1585 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,284 Taxi! 1586 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:45,647 Whoa! 1587 01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:48,082 (ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 1588 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:49,361 (HOWLING) 1589 01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,729 - (TIRES SQUEALING) - (CRASHING) 1590 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,320 (BARKING) 1591 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,401 Yeah! (GRUNTS) 1592 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,405 Hey, hey... 1593 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:07,086 Uh, Gidget, wait up. 1594 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:08,880 Oh, hi, Max. 1595 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:09,960 Yeah. Hi. Um... 1596 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,008 Play it cool. (CHUCKLES) 1597 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,084 Yeah, I... 1598 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,884 I just wanted to... 1599 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:17,570 (CLEARING THROAT) Look... 1600 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,326 Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, 1601 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,121 but you don't really appreciate them, until... 1602 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,400 I don't know... 1603 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,404 Until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? 1604 01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,410 I guess what I'm trying to say is... 1605 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,730 - If you ever wanna... - (SQUEALS) 1606 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:34,841 Okay. 1607 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,530 Oh, great. You're in love. 1608 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,047 How gross for everyone. Now move it! 1609 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,804 - Good-bye! See you later! - Good-bye! 1610 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,689 POPS: Does anyone know where we are? 1611 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:43,841 Bye, Max. 1612 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,047 Bye, Gidget. 1613 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,440 Okay, bye-bye! 1614 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,971 See you guys. 1615 01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,289 Man, I feel sorry for them. 1616 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:52,482 Gotta run home to their owners. 1617 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:53,641 Not us. 1618 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:56,644 Now, it's back to our primary mission. 1619 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,531 The downfall of the human race! 1620 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,330 It is on, humans! 1621 01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:03,209 It is on! 1622 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:04,481 ALL: Yeah! 1623 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,161 Mommy! Can I have a bunny? 1624 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,085 And a pig and a crocodile and a lizard? 1625 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,080 Uh-oh. 1626 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,685 GIRL: Yay, bunny! 1627 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:19,606 Jab, jab, jab! 1628 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,007 Body blow! Body blow! Break-away move. (GRUNTS) 1629 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:23,481 Aww... 1630 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,327 What's going on? What's she doing? 1631 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:29,007 Bunny, I'm gonna love you forever and ever and ever. 1632 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,281 (WHIMPERS) 1633 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,929 Aww. Bunny. 1634 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,364 (BARKING) 1635 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,689 - (BARKING) - (LAUGHING) 1636 01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:04,649 (BARKING) 1637 01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:19,287 (PURRING) 1638 01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,401 (MEOWS) 1639 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,891 (SNIFFING) 1640 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,166 (SQUEAKS) 1641 01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:49,970 (TWITTERING) 1642 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:52,241 (LAUGHS) 1643 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,566 (BARKING) 1644 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,960 Aw. 1645 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,530 Here you go. 1646 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,047 (LAUGHING) 1647 01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:32,802 (WHINING) 1648 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,405 (MEOWING) 1649 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,131 Duke, this is the best part of the day. 1650 01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:53,246 Ooh! Is that her? 1651 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,243 - Nah, no. That's... Wait... - (KEYS JINGLING) 1652 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,811 Yeah, that's her. That's her. 1653 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:58,440 (LOCK CLICKING) 1654 01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,090 BOTH: Katie! (BARKING) 1655 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,125 There they are! 1656 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:05,480 Max and Duke, Duke and Max! Aw! 1657 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,210 My boys! 1658 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,251 So, how'd it go? Great, right? I... 1659 01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:12,241 Uh... 1660 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,008 So, maybe a few bumps. 1661 01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:18,640 But I knew this was gonna work out. 1662 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,042 So, who's hungry? 1663 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,603 Welcome home, Duke. 1664 01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:37,451 Thanks, Max. 1665 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:42,882 (DOGS BARKING) 1666 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,730 (CAT MEOWING) 1667 01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:50,840 Come on, man. Hurry it up. 1668 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,604 (GRUNTING) Okay. 1669 01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:54,520 I'm coming, I'm coming. 1670 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:55,601 Sheesh! 1671 01:20:58,080 --> 01:20:59,240 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1672 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:01,129 Welcome, my dogs. 1673 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:02,965 Oh, you guys look weird. 1674 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,167 Hurry up, come on in. 1675 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,807 You said it was a costume party. 1676 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,291 Why do you listen to me? 1677 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,650 (WHOOPING) 1678 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,001 (LAUGHING) 1679 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,570 LEONARD'S OWNER: I'm home, Leonard. 1680 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:29,480 (DOOR OPENS) 1681 01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,449 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1682 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,280 Were you a good boy, Leonard? 1683 01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,361 (GRUNTS) 1684 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,840 (GLASS SHATTERING) 1685 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:39,882 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1686 01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:25,526 POPS: All right, party's over. 1686 01:26:26,305 --> 01:27:26,380 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn