1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Trailers.to: Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows Premium Platform 2 00:00:47,121 --> 00:00:52,121 OCR'd and resynced by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:51,956 Stay in line Rex 4 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:52,998 Sorry Nelson, 5 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,250 I must show Her Majesty something important. 6 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:57,208 Whoaw! 7 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,833 Watch your step Philip. 8 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,875 Oh Rexy... 9 00:06:00,917 --> 00:06:02,542 What a fluffy tummy! 10 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:03,792 Oh yes 11 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:05,708 Just here. 12 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:10,083 Blasted mutt! 13 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:12,458 Dreadful no manners! 14 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:15,625 Will he never learn? 15 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:26,248 What can I say? That's what you get, when you're Top Dog. 16 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:29,331 Oh Rex, you are incorrigible! 17 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:33,415 In my day there was more to being Top Dog than nuzzling and fluffing. 18 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:35,250 Oh really, Nelson? 19 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,956 Did I tell you about the time I discovered the fire at Windsor Castle 20 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:41,625 and led the Royal family to safety? 21 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:45,042 Only about three hundred times. 22 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:51,873 Selfless acts of courage- that's what it means to be Top Dog! 23 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:55,083 Yes, we all know you're a hero, Nelson. 24 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,167 But could you never do this!? 25 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:06,665 Oh, what an outrageous, irresistible puppy. 26 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:07,915 I do what I can. 27 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:10,873 Dogs today- you don't appreciate how lucky you are! 28 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:13,123 You know, I am so popular, 29 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:16,417 Her Majesty is putting my picture on a mug, 30 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,373 smart phone cases, key fobs, 31 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:22,625 mouse pads, cards, ballons, slippers, 32 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:26,415 underpants, soap, pen, caps, umbrella, toilet brush 33 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:31,456 and best of all, on the side of the Royal Train. 34 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:33,417 Very impressive... 35 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:39,040 Alright everyone. Tails up- we've got a State visit! 36 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,165 You been at the brandy again, Margaret? 37 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:43,708 Certainly not, look for yourselves. 38 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,292 It's the President of the United States! 39 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:47,415 Let's go! 40 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:50,498 Hold on, we have not been sent for yet! 41 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,625 When you're the top dog, you know you're wanted! 42 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,917 Maybe, we should all go. 43 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:11,500 Send for the Royal Corgis! 44 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:13,790 Send for the Royal Corgis! 45 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,123 The Royal cor... whoa!!! 46 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,333 Last one there's a mongrel. Whoops! 47 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:19,958 Whoaw! 48 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,956 Someone give me a hand! 49 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:27,292 You already got one! Ha, ha! 50 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,042 Coming through, 51 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,125 eat my dust, Rex! 52 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,956 Show some manners, will you! 53 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:45,875 Out of my way... Ladies first! 54 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:57,706 Not me. 55 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:58,792 No my fault. 56 00:08:58,958 --> 00:08:59,958 Wasn't us. 57 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,042 It's them. 58 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,833 Heeeeere we are. 59 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,875 How nice to see you Mr.President. 60 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:09,500 Fantastic little place you got here Liz. 61 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:13,958 It's so... how to say... understated. 62 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:16,956 Boy? That Corgi is ugly! 63 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:19,331 I've sniffed prettier bottoms. 64 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:22,165 Pity the poor chap who winds up with that creature! 65 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:25,208 Not exactly an oil painting yourself, Nelson. 66 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,831 An honour to meet you, Ma'am. 67 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,833 Royal selfie. Cheeeese steaaaaak! 68 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:35,415 And who, pray, is this delightful little moppet? 69 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:37,581 That's the First Lady, Ma'am. 70 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:40,206 No I meant the... 71 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:44,831 Oh, dis is our beautiful pet dog, Mitzy, Your Majesty. 72 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:48,873 Original from zee great state of Texasssss. 73 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,415 She's delightfull. 74 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,165 We're going to find a mate for her. 75 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:54,873 Only problem is, sourcing the right dog. 76 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:57,167 We want only the best, the very best. 77 00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:00,167 Perhaps she might like one of mine. 78 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:04,250 The match could help cement our 'special relationship' 79 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,542 Vhat a vonderfull idea! 80 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,998 Alright then Mitzy, grab some puppy. 81 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,208 Erm... alright then. 82 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,500 So what we got here? 83 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:15,125 Too old, 84 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:16,958 this one's a girl, 85 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:19,248 too boring. 86 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,498 I beg you pardon. 87 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,458 Hmmm, You're cute and fluffy. 88 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,250 Oooh, hmmm, yeah... 89 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,792 You'll do. 90 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:31,206 I think she has eye on this vun. 91 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,748 Oh Rexy- you lucky boy! 92 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,750 We've found you a girlfriend! 93 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:36,956 Girlfriend?! 94 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,748 Take me, stud muffin! 95 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,125 Erm... I don't suppose we can we have a recount? 96 00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:44,208 Charlie... help! 97 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:48,083 What can I say, apparently you're the chosen one! 98 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:53,040 Oh, I do love a Royal Wedding. 99 00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:54,917 I don't want to end up with her- 100 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:56,083 She's... 101 00:10:56,292 --> 00:10:57,833 Terrifying? 102 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:01,498 You said it, Charlie. Ouch, aw... 103 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,792 Careful. That hurts. 104 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:08,833 Here come's the bride, consider suicide! 105 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,206 What if I say I'm not interested? 106 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:14,456 I don't think she'll take no for an answer, Rex! 107 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:17,292 There's got to be a waaaayy... 108 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,375 Not so cocky now are we! 109 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,206 Come along, Rex... your lady's waiting! 110 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,498 Heeeeelp! 111 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,750 To dog, pfffff! 112 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:44,956 Daddy's got to go for a big meal with Her elizabetness, 113 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:47,498 so you be a good girl, won't you? 114 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,831 And if that little doggie upsets you, 115 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,917 you come running to Daddy, okay Princess? 116 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:55,706 Do come along Donald, 117 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:59,250 let's leave these two lovebirds to get acquainted! 118 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:07,125 Don't 90, Your Majesty. Please! 119 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:13,000 Majesty... please, please. 120 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:17,958 Hey little fella stop whining, wanna go walkies? 121 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,792 I've already been today, thanks. 122 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:24,333 Oooh, what are you waiting for? Come and join me. 123 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:25,748 Some other time maybe. 124 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,042 Let's get something in the diary... Aaaah! 125 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:33,250 Help, please. Get off me... I need to go for a Royal wee! 126 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,833 Mayday, mayday... We have a situation 127 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,831 Oh, hush little puppy. 128 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:39,833 Get off me... 129 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,667 Mitzy's going to take good care of you. 130 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,290 Sorry, you left me no other choice. 131 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:51,542 Playing hard to get uh! I like that. 132 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,123 Aaargh! What part of NO don't you understand? 133 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,792 Both the N and the O. 134 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,373 Majesty, get me out of here... 135 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:06,500 Cutsey poo! We only live one. 136 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,125 Liz! Help! 137 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,917 Time to reel him in. 138 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:10,917 What? 139 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,792 Yeeeaaah! Pucker up, cowboy! 140 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,500 Heeeelp! 141 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:21,750 Liz, pleeeeaaase come back... 142 00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:25,375 Listen, Okay, I'll get my people to speak to your people 143 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,831 and your people can speak to my people 144 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:30,333 and my people can tell your people to... get lost! 145 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:33,748 Hope you're ready for your first kiss. 146 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,290 Cause I sure am. 147 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,042 Oh God! 148 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,833 Aaaah! What? You don't like me? 149 00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:43,831 Whatever gave you that im-m-m-m-m pression, aaah? 150 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:47,792 Wanna play rough, huh! You can run, but you can't hide? 151 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:48,667 Wanna bet! 152 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,625 Okay, I'm game. 153 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,625 Here I am, sugar pie. 154 00:13:55,250 --> 00:14:00,833 Whoaw, hmmmm, I didn't know you Brits were into branding. 155 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,625 Look at our union this way Rexy: 156 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,165 it could be the merger of the century. 157 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:11,458 I mean the consolidation of two very powerful brands. It could be huuuge! 158 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,125 I love playing hide-and-seek. We are made for each other. 159 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:19,708 Rexy puppy, where are you? 160 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,248 I am getting hotter, 161 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,667 I can feel it... in more ways than one. 162 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,873 Some top dog you are, 163 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:32,250 hiding like a little pussy cat... Meow, meow. 164 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,625 Found you! Hihi! 165 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,292 See you... 166 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,292 Aaah... oooh! 167 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,583 Royal selfie! Cheesesteak... 168 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:03,083 Get me out of here! 169 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,083 That's how you want to play it, huh? 170 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,333 Whooo whooo 171 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,417 They buck broncos where I come from! 172 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,040 Hang on. Here we gooooo. 173 00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:19,625 Whoaaah! 174 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,458 Aaah... You ain't so bad at this! 175 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,625 But, lets see if you can fly, my love bird. 176 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:43,083 Aaaaaaaah! 177 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:12,581 What qualities does the president have that first attracted you to him? 178 00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,706 Vell, his nice head of hair 179 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,500 and his very big hands does not hurt either... 180 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:18,208 Oh. 181 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,873 Diner is served. 182 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,583 I'll pass, I don't like raw food. 183 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,665 You call this British humour? No? 184 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,417 Sorry Madam, I, euuh 185 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:35,498 Footsie huh? 186 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,290 I beg you pardon? 187 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:42,081 Tell me, Mr. President, what do you think of our English food? 188 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,333 It is fantastic 189 00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:55,958 Oh, Mr. President! 190 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:03,667 I believe this is yours, Your Majesty! 191 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:17,165 You are very much in the doghouse, Rex! 192 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,583 Naughty, Naughty! 193 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,792 Dismissed. 194 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,083 You okay, Rex? 195 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,458 I don't think I'm Her Majesty's top dog anymore. 196 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:47,458 Of course you are! Nothing would ever change that. 197 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,540 I ruined everything. 198 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:52,583 The President has cancelled his visit and gone back to America. 199 00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,498 I know you did not like the whole set-up. 200 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,167 What did you do to her? 201 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,042 Not her, him. 202 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,333 That creature is a "he". 203 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,290 No, the president! 204 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,331 The president...? What happened? 205 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:08,208 I bit the President in the unmentionables. 206 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,375 I'm a disgrace to the Royal Family. 207 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:13,083 Well maybe in that case... 208 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,667 I should just leave. 209 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,250 But where would you go? 210 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,250 No idea... 211 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,625 How about the Pope's house!? 212 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:23,667 The Pope? 213 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:27,206 I bet he'd love a couple of puppies running round Vatican City. 214 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,625 What do you think, Rex? 215 00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:32,706 You know what Charlie- I like it! 216 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:35,456 Sssshhh, You do? 217 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:40,748 Absolutely, it'd be me and you, heading out on a whacky adventure. 218 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,248 To the Papal Palace! 219 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,081 When do we go? 220 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,333 No time like the present! 221 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,958 His Holiness- here we come! 222 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,833 I'm excited! 223 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,833 I can't help it! 224 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,583 Blasted dog... steals my slipper! 225 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,831 What are you doing? 226 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,458 I've got an idea. 227 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,167 Whaaaat...? 228 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,081 Sarge! Sarge! We got a vase situation! 229 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,667 Oh... Careful, that's priceless. 230 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,917 We've got to make it to those bushes 231 00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,417 I'm having second thoughts, Charlie. 232 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,125 It's a bit nippy out here 233 00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:35,083 -and you know it's Royal Jelly for breakfast! 234 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,042 Can't we go tomorrow? 235 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,123 Did you hear that lad? 236 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,042 What Sarge? 237 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,500 Probably some foxes running around. 238 00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:04,000 Can't see a think with this bloody hat hat 239 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,417 Now- take off your collar. 240 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:21,206 But the Queen gave me this when she made me top dog! 241 00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:24,915 Exactly, everyone will know who you are! 242 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,500 We won't get five yards. 243 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,498 Good thinking! The Pope's going to like you Charlie. 244 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,290 But, how are we going to make it over that wall? 245 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,040 Oh, I know a way. 246 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:38,250 Prince Philipp is having cable fitted, come on. 247 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,081 It's a bit tight. But we can squeeze through. 248 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:48,998 Have you done it before, Charlie? 249 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,040 You never told me you went outside. 250 00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:54,165 Maybe once or twice. Bit of fun, you know. 251 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,708 You're a dark horse! Slash dog. 252 00:21:56,833 --> 00:22:00,083 Hm, hm, there is a lot you don't know about me Rex. 253 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,500 Rex over here. Quick! 254 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:25,123 We're going to get caught 255 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:28,167 Not if we keep moving. Hurry, this way. 256 00:22:57,625 --> 00:23:00,331 Wooo... We made it. 257 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:03,417 Amazing. We are still in one piece. 258 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:08,040 Where are we, Is this Vatican City? 259 00:23:08,042 --> 00:23:11,625 Ah, ah... No, St. Jame's park. 260 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:20,248 We're being watched. It this place haunted? 261 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,831 No, just keep walking. 262 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,167 You probably saw some geese. They're everywhere. 263 00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:25,998 Do you mind if I whistle. 264 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,750 Yes, keep quiet. 265 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,625 Hurry, this way... 266 00:23:40,417 --> 00:23:43,456 Charlie! I don't like it out here, 267 00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:44,500 It's scary. 268 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:48,333 Oh, hush Rex. Stop acting like an immature puppy. 269 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:51,581 Charlie. I really do want to go home. 270 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:54,206 Look, I know I behaved like a spoiled brat, 271 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,042 but we should have never left the palace. 272 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,333 I'm afraid there is no going back. 273 00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:00,373 The queen loves me really. 274 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,665 I know I messed up, I know, I know, I know, 275 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:04,040 but she'll forgive me, 276 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,208 lam sure of it. I am her top dog. 277 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,873 Not any more! 278 00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:10,000 What are you talking about? 279 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:13,292 You had your chance, now it's my turn. 280 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:23,750 I was destined to be top dog, until you came along. 281 00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:27,500 Charlie, have you lost your mind!? 282 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:29,458 So long, imposter! 283 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,415 Charlie, I... am... freezing. 284 00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:37,998 I know! 285 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,417 Ah... Charlie, you double cross... huh... 286 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,458 Goodbye, Top Dog. 287 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:36,292 Whoa... this must be heaven! 288 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,875 Oh yes, 289 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:04,540 fluff me- that feels real good! 290 00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:08,206 Breathing fine. No injury to internal organs. 291 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:10,331 Ha, the belly rub- 292 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,917 you really are spoiling me, Ma'am! 293 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,208 No frost bite. All looking good 294 00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:21,123 One immune booster suppository and you should fully recover. 295 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:24,665 Oh yes, give me the full treatment! 296 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:27,206 Whoa! You just crossed the line, mom! 297 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,081 Well, you're in perfect condition! 298 00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:31,125 Hang on- you're not Her Majesty! 299 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:34,583 No collar, no chip- must be a stray. 300 00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:37,208 He is lucky you found him, Sanjay. 301 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:40,248 Let me see if we can find a spot for him. 302 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,292 The kennel is pretty full. 303 00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:50,790 Good morning GINGER, do you have room for another guest? 304 00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:54,831 A corgi... we don't get to many of them around. 305 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,998 I wonder what happened to him? 306 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,248 Who knows. 307 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:01,623 More and more irresponsible pet owners these days. 308 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,083 That's for sure. 309 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,958 Okay, I must be going. See you later. 310 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,833 You look familiar, haven't you been in here before? 311 00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:17,165 Hmm, maybe not. Lets find you a good room mate. 312 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:19,958 Some of the guests here can be pretty rowdy. 313 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:23,458 Achoum... I don't know what you are up to, 314 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,831 but you've got to take me back to the palace pronto, my good man, 315 00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:30,375 before my disappearance becomes an national headline. 316 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:35,208 Besides, I've got a score to settle with that rotter, Charlie! 317 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:37,208 Okay, let's go. 318 00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:42,708 Hey- where are we going? The exit is that way 319 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:53,083 Who's a nice little puppy then? 320 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,708 Ah, there you go little fella. 321 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,748 Take me home now, my good man, 322 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,873 or you can kiss goodbye to a knighthood. 323 00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:04,998 Jack and Chief will look after you. 324 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,915 I don't belong in a cage. 325 00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:09,415 I'm the Queen's Corgi! This is dognapping. 326 00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:13,208 If the Queen finds out about this- uh, you're in big trouble! 327 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,415 Keep the noise down will you, 328 00:28:15,417 --> 00:28:17,917 it's Sunday and I'm having a lie in. 329 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:21,415 Excuse me!? Do you know how I am!? 330 00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:24,292 Face don't ring a bell... Chief? 331 00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:27,331 He ain't got a clue either. 332 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,083 For your information- 333 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,167 lam Rex- the Queen's top dog! 334 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:36,292 Oh yeah? And I'm Napoleon : Emperor of France- 335 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,123 and this is Katniss Everdean from the Hunger Games. 336 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,667 No really, I'm from the palace! 337 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:45,706 You hear that, we got a Royal visit! 338 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:47,665 You don't believe me, do you! 339 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:50,998 You can call yourself Lady Gaga, if you want, mate, 340 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,956 just not while I'm kipping, alright. 341 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:55,498 Why you impertinent little... street urchin. 342 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:58,331 The name's Jack- and someone needs to fill you in... 343 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:02,208 ...on the "dog house" rules and that someone is me. 344 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:08,292 Rule one : Let sleeping dogs lie! 345 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:10,917 Rule two : 346 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,000 Keep you snout out of other dog's dinners. 347 00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:19,790 Rule three : There is no fight club! 348 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,498 What's fight club? 349 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,040 What? 350 00:29:22,042 --> 00:29:23,748 Fight club, what is it? 351 00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:24,958 There is no figtht club. 352 00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,081 So why did you mention it? 353 00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:27,498 I didn't. 354 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,000 He said fight club didn't he? 355 00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:31,500 See 356 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:32,915 Weirdo 357 00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:33,706 Rule four... 358 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:38,000 Skip the induction, chappie- I'll be out of this hellhole within the day. 359 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:41,500 Rule Four: Newcomers kip on the floor! 360 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:51,498 Breakfast everyone 361 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:55,250 Whiskey smoked kippers for you Lady Margaret. 362 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,792 Full english, Nelson. 363 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,917 Devilled kidneys for Charlie of course. 364 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:07,500 And Royal old cakes topped with royal jelly for you Rex. 365 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,790 Rex... Rex!? 366 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:12,292 Oh dear, where is he? 367 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:15,083 Rex... Rex! 368 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,625 Where are you? Rex. 369 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:25,958 Heeeelp! 370 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,042 What...? Oh! 371 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,542 Sorry if I was a bit narky earlier, 372 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,123 I'm not good first thing. How you getting on? 373 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:41,040 Awful, just awful. 374 00:30:41,042 --> 00:30:42,915 Her Majesty should be here by now. 375 00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,665 I'm sure, she has forgiven me? 376 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,873 Cheer up, mate. 377 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:48,081 Rule Five : All dogs, 378 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:50,373 I mean... most dogs 379 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:52,415 get re-homed in the first month. 380 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,373 Cute little fella like you- shouldn't take long... 381 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:58,667 Today's our weekly public viewing. Maybe you' ll get lucky. 382 00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:01,665 That said, most of us actually like it in here. 383 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:04,667 We got nice sleeping quarters, three meals a day 384 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:05,831 ...Know what I mean? 385 00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:10,123 No, I don't! And I don't want to be re-homed 386 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:13,081 I want to go back to Buckingham P! 387 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,625 Phew... there's no helping some people. 388 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:19,708 But tell me, If you really are who you say you are, how did you end up here? 389 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,373 I mess up really bad and 390 00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:24,915 I got betrayed by my best friend. 391 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:28,250 I have heard that one before... Right Chief? 392 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:31,331 This one hasn't spoken since I got here? 393 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:36,042 Is he a still water running deep, or just a still water running... Still? 394 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:38,665 Dog protection Society save him. 395 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:41,040 He'd been starved by his owners. 396 00:31:41,042 --> 00:31:43,373 Knocked all the spirit out of him, they did. 397 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,331 Ghastly. 398 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,165 Yeah- well that's the thing with us lifers. 399 00:31:47,167 --> 00:31:49,958 We all been rejected sometime or other. 400 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:53,081 Public visit. Show your best. 401 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:55,625 Here we go. Viewing time! 402 00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:04,750 Come and get me! 403 00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:08,292 Fully house trained, family dog. 404 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:10,665 Kind to kids, caring with cats, 405 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:11,873 a buddy to budgies 406 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,583 - I even got a reference from a rabbit! 407 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,875 I will never pee, on the settee, that's my guarantee. 408 00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:20,250 Come on give us a whirl. 409 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,500 Oh... Majesty. 410 00:32:28,542 --> 00:32:30,667 It's your top dog, Rex! 411 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:36,373 She's here already? Whoa. Nice going, kid. 412 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:40,873 Bring me back to Buckingham Palace in the Bentley- you right Royal Regina! 413 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:41,583 Oh... 414 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:45,542 Oh... That's no Queen! 415 00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:48,083 Euuuuh... Not so sure about that, pal. 416 00:32:48,292 --> 00:32:50,292 Oh, she's never going to come! 417 00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:51,792 Oh, Don't pick him- 418 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:54,456 he don't know his 'fetch' from his 'heel'! 419 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:57,875 Besides he doesn't want to go. Give us a break here! 420 00:32:58,792 --> 00:33:00,750 Oh, I think he likes me! 421 00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:04,583 Yes, yes yes... He can't keep his eyes of me. 422 00:33:04,792 --> 00:33:06,790 This must be my lucky day. 423 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,875 I am out of heeeeere! 424 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,706 Oh... Don't leave, mate. 425 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:18,667 It won't happen again, please. 426 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:23,125 I'm an easy going dog... just got a bladder the size of a pea is all! 427 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:29,542 I can't believe it. I was so close and I messed it up... 428 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:31,917 Oh well pal. 429 00:33:32,125 --> 00:33:35,042 Guess you're just like me and him. Unwanted. 430 00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:39,542 lam the Queen's Top Dog! I am nothing like you! 431 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:42,750 Rexy! Come here boy! 432 00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:45,417 Mummy's got some Royal Jelly for you! 433 00:33:46,042 --> 00:33:49,123 Rex... Rex... Rex... 434 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,748 Oh for goodness sake. Stop this nonsense, 435 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:52,956 Rex! Come out at once! 436 00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:55,750 Rex... Come on Rex- 437 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,083 Come on boy... Rex! 438 00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:01,667 Rex... Rex... Rex... 439 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,123 Unfortunately, no sign, Ma'am. 440 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,625 Keep searching- he can't have gone far. 441 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:08,790 Here we go again. 442 00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:14,000 That mutt is probably chasing some rabbit around the park... Hmmmm 443 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:17,581 Forget about Rex, It's almost lunchtime and I'm thirsty! 444 00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:23,292 Reeex-- Rex where are you? 445 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:31,083 Rex. Rex, come here boy... 446 00:34:35,792 --> 00:34:37,792 Charlie- what have you found? 447 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:42,583 Rex's golden collar! 448 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:48,833 Oh no, he's been eating by foxes! 449 00:34:49,042 --> 00:34:52,833 Blasted vermin! I'll get the shotgun! 450 00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:56,583 It's too late, Philip. He's gone 451 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:03,083 Poor CHARLIE, Rex was your best friend. 452 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:20,625 Who's that? 453 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:25,917 That big fellow, that's Bernard St Bernard 454 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,706 Bernard was one of the finest actors in the country. 455 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:32,083 Career was going great- then the tummy trouble kicked in... 456 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:34,625 No, I meant him. 457 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:37,292 Oh, This is Al. 458 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:40,500 Al was the best sniffer dog in Heathrow Airport 459 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,625 till he got too good 460 00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:47,123 Know what I mean? 461 00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,958 No I meant him. 462 00:35:49,542 --> 00:35:50,958 What is happening? 463 00:35:51,292 --> 00:35:54,250 Oh... Just sit back and watch. 464 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,167 What is going on here? 465 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:36,958 Follow me 466 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:39,542 Hey that's great but question? 467 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:43,375 If it's so easy to get out of here, why don't you all just run away? 468 00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:45,623 England in the winter!? 469 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,706 It's freezing out there mate! 470 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,540 I'm not afraid of a little cold 471 00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:52,958 Go right ahead, be my guest, You'll find the exit that way. 472 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,123 I hope you know your way around town, 473 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:56,958 it's a big and a dangerous place. 474 00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:59,625 Hmmm... The Queen will come, I'm sure! 475 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:02,750 Where are you all going, Jack? 476 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,706 Fight club. 477 00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:05,792 Oh... Didn't think there was a fight club. 478 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:08,125 Oooh... Wait for me Jack! 479 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:37,458 Welcome, to another night of Fight Club! 480 00:37:37,542 --> 00:37:42,292 The biggest underground fighting venue in the City of London. 481 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:48,250 Where only the brave die young and the strong survive. 482 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,998 So get ready to rumble, 483 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:55,081 cause we've got another great match up for you tonight. 484 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,456 Who's Mr. Muscles? 485 00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,917 Tyson- Pitbull Terrier. 486 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,292 Used to be a champion fighting dog- till he was impounded. 487 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:06,250 Rule Six: Never cross Tyson. 488 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,081 On tonight's bill- in the red corner- 489 00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:14,292 it's Boxer the Boxer! 490 00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:23,792 And he is up against Rebel, the Doberman cross! 491 00:38:26,167 --> 00:38:30,873 And I'm offering 2 to 1 on Boxer- no bets smaller than this. 492 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,623 In here, we do what Tyson says. 493 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,248 He's Top Dog. 494 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:38,667 Hey Chief, when are you gonna come down and fight? 495 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,583 Big dog like you. 496 00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:46,581 But first, the pre-match entertainment. 497 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:52,042 Give it up- for the wondrous wanderer, Wanda! 498 00:38:55,667 --> 00:39:00,083 "I'm the type of girl that likes to roam around... 499 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:05,165 I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town" 500 00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:07,458 Hi there big boy. 501 00:39:11,292 --> 00:39:15,583 "And when I find myself falling for some guy, 502 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:20,292 Yeah, I hop right into a car of mine and drive around the world. 503 00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:23,290 They call me the wanderer Yeah, 504 00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:26,373 the wanderer I roam around, 505 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,667 around, around, around..." 506 00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:31,248 Forget it pal, she's Tyson's girl. 507 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:33,083 Only coz she hasn't met me yet! 508 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,456 "I kiss'em and I love'em 509 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:38,456 cause to me they're all the same..." 510 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:41,375 Except you big boy, that is... 511 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:48,248 I hug'em and I squeeze 'em 512 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,875 they don't even know my name... 513 00:39:53,292 --> 00:39:55,750 Rex- you're drooling. 514 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:00,042 Stop it! 515 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:06,167 Settle down doggies, the bets are in. 516 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,875 Good to go Boxer...? 517 00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:09,873 Rebel... ready? 518 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,667 It's time to rumble! 519 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:20,040 I can't watch this, it's... 520 00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:25,542 Horrible, it's just so horrible to think of what the foxes did to him. 521 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,248 We need to give him a proper funeral. 522 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:31,706 But, I'm afraid there is nothing left to bury, dear. 523 00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:34,750 Even so, I would do no less for you... Philip. 524 00:40:35,292 --> 00:40:38,667 Quite reassuring... indeed 525 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:42,748 I wonder, how did he get like this? 526 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:45,875 Dunno. Shares a cage with a Chihuahua. 527 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:50,625 You're awake early, Rex. 528 00:40:50,792 --> 00:40:53,665 Been up for hours, thinking about last night! 529 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:56,581 Don't worry, lad, the fights ain't that bad. 530 00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:58,542 Not about the fight- 531 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:01,165 about Wanda. She's hot! 532 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,915 Want my advice, forget about her. 533 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:07,917 Wish I could- but she's caught me hook, line and sinker. 534 00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,123 You don't stand a chance, mate! 535 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,415 Au contraire mon ami- 536 00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:16,625 there's nothing a lady likes more than refined breeding. 537 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:21,083 Breakfast! Okay everyone, Breakfast is served. 538 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:23,167 Breakfast is ready. 539 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:33,875 Don't look at me like that- I tried to tell him! 540 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:47,750 I know... he is nuts. 541 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:52,042 Miss Wanda, allow me to introduce myself. 542 00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:55,958 The name is Rex- Corgi of the most noble provenance. 543 00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:56,873 You what? 544 00:41:56,875 --> 00:41:58,790 Forgive my importunate manner. 545 00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:03,250 But I admit to being rather seduced by your exquisite canine charms. 546 00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:05,331 Why do I always get the nutter? 547 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:08,373 Perhaps we could get formally acquainted over breakfast. 548 00:42:08,375 --> 00:42:10,333 I wouldn't touch that if I was you. 549 00:42:12,042 --> 00:42:14,331 Not exactly Michelin Star is it! 550 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:17,167 But it's as good as we're likely to get in this dump. 551 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:19,456 He is dead 552 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:22,581 If Tyson sees you eating from his bowl- you're done. 553 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:23,542 Come, come my dear. 554 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,040 He'll soon fall into line 555 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,917 once he knows I'm the Queen's Top Dog! 556 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,581 You really are crazy aren't you? 557 00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:31,165 Only for you, my darling. 558 00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:34,790 Now sooner or later someone's going to rescue me from this flea pit and then 559 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:36,583 I'll whisk you away... 560 00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:39,917 Excuse me, I'm talking to the lady. 561 00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:43,125 Nosey nose- out!... where was I? 562 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,331 Ah yes- I'll whisk you away 563 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:49,206 to a life of fine dining, velvet cushions 564 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,625 and men in powdered wigs proffering Royal Jelly for tea. 565 00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:55,248 I said tootle off beefcake 566 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,333 or you'll get a severe tongue lashing! 567 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:00,623 No... Tyson- don't hurt him- 568 00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:02,625 he's just a crazy little... 569 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:08,167 He ain't no dog, he's a pussycat 570 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:19,081 I told you not to get involved with strays, Rex. 571 00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:21,373 Especially if they're going out with Tyson. 572 00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:23,248 You all saw what happened, 573 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,373 Wanda stood up for me. 574 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:30,081 Well sort of, listen Rex. Forget about her. 575 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:33,542 She is really hot but she will be nothing but trouble. 576 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:37,333 What went wrong- I hit her with all my best lines?! 577 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:40,000 You need to walk it off, dude. 578 00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:43,540 If you ever decide to do that again, 579 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:46,540 remember one thing: We don't know you- alright? 580 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:48,000 Yes, I got it. 581 00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:01,333 Thanks- but I don't drink coffee! 582 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:05,958 Rex: The Queen's Top Dog! 583 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:07,917 He was telling the truth! 584 00:44:08,042 --> 00:44:09,208 Hey- you! 585 00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:11,917 We better go. Tyson is never far away. 586 00:44:12,292 --> 00:44:15,248 Best of luck Rex. Break a leg. 587 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,833 Yeah, that's what I am afraid of. 588 00:44:16,917 --> 00:44:18,167 Beat it, losers! 589 00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:19,500 Not you... 590 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:22,083 ...Your Highness. 591 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,165 Beg your pardon? 592 00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,748 Sorry about earlier. 593 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,873 Tyson gets very jealous. 594 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,748 He nearly broke my back. 595 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,748 No! Where - here? 596 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:32,915 Bit further down 597 00:44:32,917 --> 00:44:33,456 There? 598 00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:34,123 Hmm, Yeah 599 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,623 What about there? 600 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:37,248 Oh, that's the spot! 601 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:40,417 You know I find you very attractive, Rex. 602 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:43,000 You've got noble bearing. 603 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:46,000 Strong... teeth. 604 00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:47,873 Fluffy belly. 605 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:49,831 I try to look after myself. 606 00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:52,873 The kind of dog, a girl would stray for. 607 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:53,542 Really? 608 00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:55,750 Isn't it obvious- 609 00:44:55,917 --> 00:44:58,998 I've been crazy about you since I first saw you! 610 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,123 At the fight club? 611 00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:02,583 That's it! You were sitting on the right. 612 00:45:02,708 --> 00:45:03,248 The left. 613 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,625 Right, your left. 614 00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:07,875 I couldn't take my eyes off you. 615 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:10,748 You're the dog of my dreams, Rex. 616 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:14,373 Now you've walked into my life and turned it upside down. 617 00:45:14,375 --> 00:45:17,123 You did that to me, Wanda. Literally. 618 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:20,248 Is that offer of Buckingham Palace still available? 619 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,292 For you Wanda, anything! Ooooh! 620 00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:26,956 You've made me so happy- I want to tell the world! 621 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:30,167 I wish you wouldn't- you know what Tyson's like. 622 00:45:30,417 --> 00:45:32,292 Rex? Rex. 623 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,250 Hit it fellas! 624 00:45:36,042 --> 00:45:40,708 "And they called it- Puppy Looooove! 625 00:45:41,167 --> 00:45:45,333 Oh I guess they'll never knooowww... 626 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:47,998 What if Tyson sees us? 627 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,792 How a young heart really feels" 628 00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:55,790 Care to dance, my Lady!? 629 00:45:55,792 --> 00:45:57,583 I'd prefer not to... 630 00:45:58,167 --> 00:46:03,500 "How a young heart really feels 631 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:08,542 And why I love her so." 632 00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:11,956 Oh Wanda, we were destined to be together. 633 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:12,706 Really? 634 00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:18,375 And they call it puppy love, 635 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,333 just because we're in our teens. 636 00:46:23,417 --> 00:46:26,748 Would you prefer the wedding at St. Paul's or Westminster Abbey? 637 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:30,331 Arrrgh! I told you to keep away from me girl! 638 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:33,958 I say- back off. I'm not quite done here. 639 00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:40,542 "Someone help me, help me, help me please 640 00:46:40,792 --> 00:46:44,708 This is not a puppy love" 641 00:46:45,292 --> 00:46:47,831 Not... a... puppy love. 642 00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:55,750 This is not a... ouch... a puppy loooove. 643 00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:08,125 Fool. You just signed yourself up for fight club! 644 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:25,417 Dear Rexy, gone forever. 645 00:47:25,917 --> 00:47:27,792 Oh, cheer up old girl. 646 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,917 He was only a bloody bow-wow. 647 00:47:30,167 --> 00:47:32,042 Do shut up, Philip. 648 00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:51,625 You're upset too, aren't you, Charlie? 649 00:47:56,667 --> 00:48:00,250 How would you like to be my new top dog? 650 00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,206 Where exactly are you taking me? 651 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:11,331 To the laundry room 652 00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:13,583 so boxer does not take you to the cleaner. 653 00:48:16,042 --> 00:48:17,040 What do you mean? 654 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:19,458 It means you gotta go learn the basics. 655 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:21,123 You'll need all the help you can get. 656 00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:25,415 Butch's record? 76 Bouts- 75 knock outs. 657 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:28,206 Well, e better get ready for his 76th 658 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:31,748 They didn't knock him out- he knocked them out. 659 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,331 He just suffered one defeat. 660 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:37,498 Oh alright then, so I still have a chance. 661 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,956 He lost against Tyson. 662 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,706 Oh, he's going to kill me! 663 00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:43,581 You might get away with alight maiming. 664 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:47,875 You got to take a chill pill man, ease it down. 665 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:51,373 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 666 00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:54,375 I used to do all my own stunts when I was younger. 667 00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:57,331 You need to learn how to roll with the punches. 668 00:48:57,333 --> 00:49:00,917 Pick your opening and strike like a coiled cobra! 669 00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:03,917 Besides, do you remember the old movie, Rocky! 670 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,333 The underdog won in the end! 671 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,331 Rocky lost, Bernard. 672 00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:10,792 Euh, Rocky II? 673 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,540 Consider yourself lucky, 674 00:49:12,542 --> 00:49:14,333 you've got the best coaching team around. 675 00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:15,873 I just want to survive. 676 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:18,748 Okay, lets start with the basic fitness routine. 677 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:20,708 Jump in and show me you can run. 678 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,581 This is not going to work. 679 00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:50,665 What if I gave him some acting lesson on how to play dead. 680 00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:53,250 We're gonna need a real plan B, Bernard. 681 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:54,583 Follow me. 682 00:50:55,542 --> 00:50:58,290 You better study carefully the layout of this place. 683 00:50:58,292 --> 00:50:59,915 Boxer is quite heavy. 684 00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:02,331 Like Bernard said. Pick your opening. 685 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:03,040 And? 686 00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:05,208 Run and hide. 687 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:17,040 Time for... Fight Club! 688 00:51:17,042 --> 00:51:18,458 Wait, wait... Stop it right there! 689 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:21,831 As the Queen's Corgi- I command you not to open that door! 690 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:24,665 It's already open, what's wrong with you? 691 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:27,500 Oh let him be, I'll take it from. 692 00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:30,123 He's got stage fright. Come on Rex, 693 00:51:30,125 --> 00:51:33,206 I can't bear the sight of blue blood! 694 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,833 Don't worry, it will be over before you know it. 695 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:38,498 Be strong Rex, I believe in you. 696 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,583 Thanks Wanda. 697 00:51:44,917 --> 00:51:47,915 Well well, look who is here. 698 00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:51,081 I was starting to think you would be a no-show. 699 00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:57,208 Ladies and gentleman, please give a warm welcome to our royal champ. 700 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:06,790 Today's bet 3 ct 1 701 00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:09,290 the corgi lasts under a minute. 702 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:11,583 Go for it Rex, we're here for you. 703 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,000 I am with you Rex. 704 00:52:16,583 --> 00:52:17,667 Thanks Boxer, 705 00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:20,250 but you don't have to fight tonight. 706 00:52:20,292 --> 00:52:21,000 Uh? 707 00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:28,792 My friends... what do you say we change the odds to... 60 to 1. 708 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,792 For your greatest pleasure and mine... 709 00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:36,875 I will destroy this pathetic puppy myself. 710 00:52:36,917 --> 00:52:38,290 Hey that was not the deal. 711 00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:41,123 Might we find a more civilized way to settle this? 712 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,833 You're dead! 713 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,790 Looks like we are about to lose another cell mate pal. 714 00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:50,583 In the red corner: ME! 715 00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:55,833 In the blue corner: My dinner! 716 00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:58,458 I'm too fluffy to die! 717 00:52:58,542 --> 00:52:59,873 Remmember the plan Rex. 718 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:01,998 Get out of the way as fast as you can. 719 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,165 This is going to be ugly. 720 00:53:04,167 --> 00:53:04,750 Got it! 721 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:12,792 Well, well well, it looks like your boyfriend's bitten off more than he can chew. 722 00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:14,917 Oh come on Tyson, let him be! 723 00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:19,206 Lets have some fun- 724 00:53:19,208 --> 00:53:23,583 I'll make it nice and slow! 725 00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:06,583 Boxer... 726 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,042 Ah, ah, yeah! 727 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:11,875 Come on, shoot! SHOOOOT! 728 00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:26,665 You wouldn't harm a member of her Majesty's household would you? 729 00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:28,042 You would... 730 00:54:28,125 --> 00:54:31,417 Tyson's gone mad. I can't watch this! 731 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,542 It's now or never! 732 00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:43,000 Yes, YES... Oh no... 733 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:44,875 What...? 734 00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:49,917 You're gonna pay for that Wanda. 735 00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:54,831 Ah... What is going on out there? 736 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,292 Get back in your cages. 737 00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:58,542 Boxer...? 738 00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:03,583 You're dead Wanda! 739 00:55:08,333 --> 00:55:11,040 And stay in your cages! 740 00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:13,250 We've got a game to watch. 741 00:55:13,958 --> 00:55:15,958 Wanda? Are you OK. 742 00:55:16,667 --> 00:55:18,290 I am, for now. 743 00:55:18,292 --> 00:55:22,248 Thanks for saving my life, that was very brave. 744 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,665 ...and very foolish. 745 00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:25,625 You two better find a way out of here. 746 00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:28,083 Your days are numbered. I'm telling you. 747 00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:30,331 Easier said than done. 748 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:34,667 The way I see it, either you get picked up by a visitor, iffy odds, 749 00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,956 or you beg the Chihuahua to help you out. 750 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:38,583 The Chihuahua? 751 00:55:38,792 --> 00:55:40,665 Don't even think about it 752 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:41,915 Eavesdropping again? 753 00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:43,373 I heard it too... 754 00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:47,292 You said it first Jack: NEVER CROSS TYSON. 755 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:51,040 Rule five for you. Numero uno for me! 756 00:55:51,042 --> 00:55:52,706 Oh, I'm worried, Rex. 757 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:55,208 Lets just hope some visitor picks you up tomorrow. 758 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:57,458 I'm staying, Jack. 759 00:55:57,667 --> 00:56:00,373 No need to put up a good stiff upper lip and all. 760 00:56:00,375 --> 00:56:03,873 You need to tuck your tail and get as far away from here as you can. 761 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,792 No I don't. 762 00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:12,956 You can't keep running away from bullies like Tyson. 763 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:15,623 And how do you propose we deal with him...? 764 00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:17,206 You have to face really, 765 00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:20,040 if it weren't for Wanda, you'd be history by now. 766 00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:22,375 But that's just the point. 767 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:24,500 I couldn't have done it on my own. 768 00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:27,375 United we stand, divided we fall. 769 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:31,250 Our real battle isn't with Tyson, it's fear. 770 00:56:31,375 --> 00:56:34,167 We conquer it, we set ourselves free. 771 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:37,917 Together we can beat that tyrant. 772 00:56:38,667 --> 00:56:39,915 Bravo! 773 00:56:39,917 --> 00:56:40,706 So you're in? 774 00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:43,456 Oh no, but that was a great speech! 775 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:47,375 Fantastic performance. I'm quite moved. 776 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,581 You've really touched me... tears and everything. 777 00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:53,623 Oh... you cry at the opening of a can of dog food, Bernard, 778 00:56:53,625 --> 00:56:57,917 besides, that perro loco is going to get us all killed for sure! 779 00:56:58,083 --> 00:57:01,292 I told you not to get involved with strays Rex. 780 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,917 Some friend you are. 781 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,792 Here we go. Viewing time! 782 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,292 Over here, over here! 783 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,583 Oh look, the corgi! 784 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,081 Nooo, jack? 785 00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:34,583 Don't even mentioned it. That's what friends are for. 786 00:57:34,708 --> 00:57:35,956 I want that one mommy. 787 00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,873 Are you sure sweetie? 788 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,665 Don't you want to look around first? 789 00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:41,375 No mommy, please! 790 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,373 You got yourself a nice dog. 791 00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:46,665 No, wait. I don't want to go. 792 00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:49,583 Ooooh, Some dogs get all the luck 793 00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:50,831 Rex? 794 00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:52,081 Don't worry Wanda! 795 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:55,415 I'll come back and save you! I promise. 796 00:57:55,417 --> 00:57:56,458 Rex! 797 00:57:58,542 --> 00:58:00,081 Do you want a hand dear? 798 00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:01,206 No, Mummy! 799 00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,708 He is mine and I get to carry him! 800 00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,417 Hey, no come back. 801 00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:19,750 I want another one! 802 00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:23,373 Alright everyone, to the yard... 803 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,375 You need some Fresh air. 804 00:58:31,792 --> 00:58:34,875 Wanda! Over here, now. 805 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,542 We've got a score to settle. 806 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,208 Oh, he is going to destroy her, we have to do something. 807 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:44,998 Forget it guys. This one's out of our hands. 808 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,415 Jack's right, we better stay out of it. 809 00:58:48,417 --> 00:58:50,583 There's no stopping Tyson when he is mad. 810 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:59,750 Why did you betray me for that pathetic Corgi? 811 00:58:59,917 --> 00:59:02,415 Maybe because I'm a sucker for a dog with breeding. 812 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:06,375 You're gonna regret your expensive tastes. 813 00:59:23,917 --> 00:59:24,458 Rex! 814 00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:28,581 What are you doing here? Are you nuts? 815 00:59:28,583 --> 00:59:33,748 Ahh- he's come back for his girl- how sweet. 816 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,581 No, I've come back for you, Tyson 817 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,665 You're not a leader- you're a bully. 818 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:40,498 You don't earn respect, you just instill fear. 819 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:44,083 And you... you've just earned the right to a good beating. 820 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:46,750 Rex. 821 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,665 Is that all you've got? 822 00:59:52,667 --> 00:59:55,081 We're in no rush here, are we? 823 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:59,042 I'm going to show you who's the boss around here, you little wimp. 824 00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:02,750 You actually thought someone would want to follow a loser like you? 825 01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:05,581 Who would ever be crazy enough to do that? 826 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:06,456 I would. 827 01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:09,708 Yeah, well, I'll deal with you later. 828 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:11,375 Anyone else? 829 01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:14,500 Me... seriously? 830 01:00:14,667 --> 01:00:16,875 What have I got to do with this? 831 01:00:18,417 --> 01:00:19,998 Damn it, alright, 832 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,831 as the saying goes: United We Stand. 833 01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:24,331 I second that. 834 01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:27,458 And for dramatic accent, you're damn right! 835 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,833 Just, go easy on the face. 836 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:32,917 You have anger management issues. 837 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:35,040 Anyone else got something to say? 838 01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:37,292 I'll take the lot of you on! 839 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,748 Hep, hey! 840 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,042 Oh that's magical that is. 841 01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:43,498 The biggest sissy in here. 842 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,415 Sort him out, Boxer! 843 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:47,665 Euh... You're on your own, Tyson. 844 01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:51,292 Alright, I'll do it myself! 845 01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:54,290 I'm going to enjoy this. 846 01:00:54,292 --> 01:00:56,665 Bring it on Tyson. 847 01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:58,415 - Whoah... - He can talk!? 848 01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:00,917 Come on big guy, lets see what you got, now! 849 01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:12,290 Yeah. 850 01:01:12,292 --> 01:01:13,917 Oh... Yes. 851 01:01:16,417 --> 01:01:20,040 Whoaw. What's going on out here? 852 01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:21,375 We better go! 853 01:01:22,417 --> 01:01:24,831 Remmember what I said about setting ourselves free. 854 01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:26,206 Here we go again... 855 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:27,540 No more speeches. 856 01:01:27,542 --> 01:01:30,708 I actually found a way out of here. Lets go. 857 01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:35,458 You know REX, I don't want to be back on the streets. 858 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:36,333 Chief? 859 01:01:36,417 --> 01:01:38,540 It's not so bad in here. 860 01:01:38,542 --> 01:01:41,375 With Tyson out, this place is going to be cool. 861 01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:43,708 It's very cold outside. 862 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:47,208 Believe it or not, I hate winters. Brrrr... 863 01:01:47,542 --> 01:01:48,540 Wanda? 864 01:01:48,542 --> 01:01:50,333 Never thought you'd ask 865 01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:51,667 Thanks everyone. 866 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,248 Can You believe this Charlie? 867 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:05,500 Rex is barely gone and they're already eliminating all traces of him. 868 01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:07,373 Like he was never here. 869 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,873 You better lay low Nelson 870 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:11,000 or they might put you away too. 871 01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:13,706 You're quite an old relic you know. 872 01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:15,583 How dare you? 873 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,625 Here we are! Home, sweet home! 874 01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:32,958 After you, M'Lady. 875 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,206 What have we got 'ere, Sarge? 876 01:02:35,208 --> 01:02:37,790 Looks like a mongrel and a stray Corgi. 877 01:02:37,792 --> 01:02:39,458 Think they belong in the Palace. 878 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:45,165 Sorry you two, Your type ain't welcome here. Now out you go! 879 01:02:45,167 --> 01:02:47,667 Wait my good man. I can explain... 880 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:50,915 You see, I'm the Queen's Corgi- and this is my... ooooh! 881 01:02:50,917 --> 01:02:52,042 Now scram! 882 01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:56,998 Looks like they didn't recognize you. What now? 883 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,625 We'll sneak back in. I know a way. 884 01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:04,792 Hold on now! I know there was a hole in this wall, right here! 885 01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:06,706 That's how we escaped. 886 01:03:06,708 --> 01:03:09,040 Well it's gone. So what do we do? 887 01:03:09,042 --> 01:03:10,915 I don't know any other way in. 888 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,667 I've got an idea. 889 01:03:27,833 --> 01:03:30,500 Wanda. I can't keep up. 890 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:33,125 You are running too fast for me. 891 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:36,498 Right then. Wait for me here. I won't be too long. 892 01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:38,500 But where are you... 893 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,667 What? I'm dead...? 894 01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:55,456 Come on Charlie, the Queen is waiting. 895 01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:58,248 It's your coronation for goodness sake. 896 01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,915 You don't want to be late 897 01:03:59,917 --> 01:04:01,623 Hush you old fool. 898 01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:06,875 Once I'm the new Top Dog, there will be some changes around here. 899 01:04:06,917 --> 01:04:11,542 First, I shall levy a 50% dinner tax. 900 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:17,458 I say, don't you think that's a bit stiff? 901 01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:25,542 Secondly, I wish to be referred to at all times as 'My Lord', 902 01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:31,250 except on informal occasions when you may call me, 'My Liege'. 903 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:34,417 Yes... My Liege- Lord 904 01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:37,165 Thirdly, when I pass by, 905 01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:39,583 I require you to avert your eyes. 906 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:43,375 Not too much, sort of like this... 907 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,000 Do I make myself clear! 908 01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:49,706 Yes, my Lord, Liege. 909 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:52,000 I did not quite hear that! 910 01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:55,206 Yes, my liege, lord. 911 01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:56,206 Yes, my Lord, Liege. 912 01:04:56,208 --> 01:05:00,292 Very well then. In that case, you may be excused 913 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:03,833 while I prepare myself for the coronation. 914 01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:06,040 Charlie's mad as a hatter! 915 01:05:06,042 --> 01:05:08,583 Makes one miss dear old Rex. 916 01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:10,708 Rex! 917 01:05:11,125 --> 01:05:11,958 Wanda! 918 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:14,206 Rex, I've got a surprise for you... 919 01:05:14,208 --> 01:05:17,875 Wait... I have some big news to share. It seems... 920 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:19,417 I'm dead! 921 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,498 What are you talking about? 922 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:25,040 See right there, my own funeral 923 01:05:25,042 --> 01:05:26,915 Oh, Is that the Queen? 924 01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:29,415 Yes and the cross below it's me. 925 01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:31,875 That would explain why nobody came looking for you 926 01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:34,706 Precisely! Charlie had the whole thing figured out 927 01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:36,998 and now he's going to become Top Dog! 928 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,290 Oh no, he's not. 929 01:05:38,292 --> 01:05:39,123 He isn't? 930 01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:40,583 Not if we can help it! 931 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:41,208 We... 932 01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:42,083 Hi kid! 933 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:43,248 Surprise! 934 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:43,956 Jack... 935 01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:47,040 Rule seven: Wanda does not take no for an answer. 936 01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:48,165 United.. 937 01:05:48,167 --> 01:05:49,331 We... 938 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:49,958 Stand! 939 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:53,125 Great to see you guys. 940 01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:56,290 How exactly did you manage to get them out of the pound? 941 01:05:56,292 --> 01:05:57,831 You don't wanna know. 942 01:05:57,833 --> 01:05:58,706 Maybe not. 943 01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:00,623 But, I like the way you think. 944 01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:04,750 Lets move out. Bernard has a great idea to get us into the palace. 945 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,790 Where is that blasted dog? 946 01:06:12,792 --> 01:06:15,167 Hurry him along a little, will you? 947 01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:28,958 Lets go guys. 948 01:06:32,917 --> 01:06:33,917 Stop them! 949 01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:38,542 Whoaw... get them... 950 01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:54,831 Who's the Queen's Top Dog? 951 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,165 That would be me... Charlie. 952 01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:59,581 It appears I have arrived right on time 953 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:02,040 to prevent the Queen from making a very bad mistake. 954 01:07:02,042 --> 01:07:03,123 You're alive! 955 01:07:03,125 --> 01:07:04,706 How could you betray me? 956 01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:06,915 You were my best friend, Charlie. 957 01:07:06,917 --> 01:07:09,748 Wow wow wow, of course we are friends, Rex.. 958 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:12,206 No we are not, you push me off the bridge. 959 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:14,875 How absurd. You slipped and fell. 960 01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:15,917 Really? 961 01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:18,542 Charlie, meet Wanda. 962 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,667 Charmed, I'm sure 963 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,875 I'll show you there was no foul play. 964 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,708 The proof is in the closet. 965 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:28,375 What proof? 966 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,750 I know what happened Charlie. 967 01:07:31,042 --> 01:07:33,040 I was there, remember? 968 01:07:33,042 --> 01:07:35,833 Just open the door, you'll see. 969 01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:36,792 I'll do it. 970 01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:39,667 No Wanda, this could be a trick. 971 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:47,542 Game over Rex. 972 01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:55,833 You survived the ice, show me how you deal with fire! 973 01:07:56,500 --> 01:08:01,625 Ah, now forgive me, I've got a Golden Collar to receive. Ta-ra! 974 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:16,206 Oh. There you are, 975 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:19,208 come this way, you're expected! 976 01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:35,623 Wanda give us some help here. 977 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:36,625 Wanda...? 978 01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:40,917 Wanda where are you? 979 01:08:43,042 --> 01:08:44,542 Waaaanda. 980 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:50,542 Wanda! 981 01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:37,750 Coughing, aaah, what's happening... Rex? 982 01:09:37,792 --> 01:09:40,956 Don't move. I'm getting you out of here. 983 01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:42,375 What about you. 984 01:09:42,625 --> 01:09:44,040 It's too heavy for two. 985 01:09:44,042 --> 01:09:45,875 Noooo. I don't want to leave you 986 01:09:46,708 --> 01:09:48,500 Farewell... Wanda. 987 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:41,250 Following the passing of my dear, dear, Rexy 988 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,250 Hmmm, perhaps, I should have taken a little nap earlier. 989 01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:09,331 It is beholden upon me, 990 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:14,042 to bequeath the Golden Collar to his best friend... 991 01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:16,917 Where is the gold collar? 992 01:11:26,875 --> 01:11:28,708 Eh, what a circus. 993 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,748 Hey! Guys! 994 01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:38,750 Wanda? 995 01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:40,540 Up here! 996 01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:43,623 Wow, I didn't know she could fly? 997 01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:45,248 What are you doing up there? 998 01:11:45,250 --> 01:11:46,956 Trying to save Rex! 999 01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:48,208 What did she say? 1000 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:51,667 Catch her! 1001 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,750 I got her, I got her! 1002 01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:00,125 Hey! Where'd she go! 1003 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:01,000 Hello!? 1004 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,165 She vanished right into thin air! 1005 01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:05,915 Whoa... That was pretty cool. 1006 01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:07,498 Enough fooling around. 1007 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:10,542 If we don't get in there, Rex will be burned to a crisp! 1008 01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:13,456 Dudes, we gotta save Rex! 1009 01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,790 I once played a scene 1010 01:12:14,792 --> 01:12:17,581 where I rushed into a burning building. 1011 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:18,875 Run! 1012 01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:27,458 Help me! 1013 01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:31,917 I'll get this. Move out of the way, aaargh! 1014 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:35,456 I can't see a thing! 1015 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:36,665 Me neither! 1016 01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:37,417 REX! 1017 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,333 Rex? Wanda!! 1018 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:48,998 Guys! We need to put out this fire now! 1019 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,623 Jack. You and Chief get the hose at the end of the hall. 1020 01:12:51,625 --> 01:12:52,706 Okay, got it. 1021 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:54,750 AI, Bernard, come with me. 1022 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:56,875 Oh dear. 1023 01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:00,123 How we gonna get the hose out? 1024 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,583 I've got this. 1025 01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:09,792 Nice work, CHIEF! 1026 01:13:16,958 --> 01:13:19,123 Yes, that's it. Perfect. 1027 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,500 Hold it tight. 1028 01:13:20,917 --> 01:13:24,375 Whoa... I need help here! 1029 01:13:26,458 --> 01:13:27,250 I got it, I got it. 1030 01:13:38,292 --> 01:13:40,750 Whoaw, easy does it. 1031 01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:48,375 I think I've got the hang of this. 1032 01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:52,000 Let a woman show you how it's done. 1033 01:13:58,292 --> 01:13:59,706 What are you waiting for. 1034 01:13:59,708 --> 01:14:00,750 Coming! 1035 01:14:41,625 --> 01:14:43,125 Does anyone see Rex? 1036 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,415 Oh, look at this place, 1037 01:14:46,417 --> 01:14:48,917 there is no way he made it... 1038 01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:51,667 Rex! 1039 01:14:59,958 --> 01:15:01,250 He is nowhere in sight. 1040 01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:02,500 Rex... 1041 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,417 Rex... 1042 01:15:09,667 --> 01:15:10,833 I heard something! 1043 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:12,708 What, what was that? 1044 01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:14,708 Up here. 1045 01:15:15,542 --> 01:15:17,167 It's Rex! Rex! 1046 01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:19,498 Wanda. 1047 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,000 He is in chimney. 1048 01:15:21,792 --> 01:15:24,748 Hey... come down, what are you waiting for? 1049 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:25,958 I am stuck. 1050 01:15:26,958 --> 01:15:28,375 What are you doing? 1051 01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:32,542 Oh... how sweet 1052 01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:37,667 Wait... You guys deal with this situation. I'll be right back! 1053 01:15:37,958 --> 01:15:39,958 I've got something to take care of. 1054 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:45,581 And so, on this most wonderful coronation day, 1055 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:49,417 we mark a new chapter, a new beginning... 1056 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:51,042 Hey! 1057 01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:54,415 My goodness. What in the world is going on here? 1058 01:15:54,417 --> 01:15:56,708 Give me my gold collar back! 1059 01:15:57,208 --> 01:16:03,917 Come back, stop it, give me that back, grab him... 1060 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,750 Come on Bernard. Push, higher. 1061 01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:17,248 Oh oh, ouch, that hurts. 1062 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:18,456 But at least we've got you back. 1063 01:16:18,458 --> 01:16:19,792 I have your collar. 1064 01:16:20,167 --> 01:16:21,083 Wanda. 1065 01:16:24,375 --> 01:16:28,790 Well look at this sorry bunch of wannabees. 1066 01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:32,331 Oh, I can see you trashed this room pretty good. 1067 01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:33,040 Us? 1068 01:16:33,042 --> 01:16:34,998 Rex! You're back! 1069 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,290 Guys! It's so great to see you. 1070 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:40,206 What exactly is going on here, Charlie? 1071 01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:43,665 Seems Charlie here wants to be top dog so bad, 1072 01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:46,123 he'd risk burning down the whole palace for it? 1073 01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,748 You did this, Charlie!? 1074 01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:48,958 This is our home. 1075 01:16:49,167 --> 01:16:51,125 Stay out of it you two. 1076 01:16:51,417 --> 01:16:55,331 I'm going to settle this once and for all. 1077 01:16:55,333 --> 01:16:58,375 Then you're a lot dumber than you look, mate. 1078 01:16:58,417 --> 01:17:01,415 You hoped I would drown when you pushed me off that bridge. 1079 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:02,248 True. 1080 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:05,206 Or maybe you thought I'd end up in some gutter, 1081 01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:06,998 homeless and unwanted. 1082 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,040 Hmmm! No. I did think you'd drown. 1083 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:13,206 We could always make them arrangements for you, you know. 1084 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:14,998 lam with you there, Chief. 1085 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,790 In any event, I'm about to be top dog 1086 01:17:17,792 --> 01:17:21,915 and my word is golden. Soto speak. 1087 01:17:21,917 --> 01:17:24,456 No you're not, Charlie. 1088 01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:29,623 I say, once top dog, always top dog. 1089 01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:32,500 Why should he be the Queen's top Corgi? 1090 01:17:32,667 --> 01:17:35,373 I've served her Majesty well, 1091 01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:38,581 and I have seniority! I'm entitled! 1092 01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:40,706 Enough of your blabbering. 1093 01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:43,125 You tried and you failed. 1094 01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:47,081 No, Wanda. 1095 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:49,708 But, I thought this is what you wanted...? 1096 01:17:50,125 --> 01:17:51,667 I don't understand. 1097 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,790 All you've ever talked about was being Top Dog. 1098 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,083 Not any more. 1099 01:17:56,417 --> 01:17:59,542 If Charlie wants it that bad, let him have it. 1100 01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:03,500 All I care about is being your Top Dog. 1101 01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:05,583 You're top of my list. 1102 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,331 I do like a great love scene 1103 01:18:08,333 --> 01:18:10,750 That's what I call a real class act 1104 01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:14,165 You don't mean this... do you? 1105 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:15,042 I do! 1106 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:24,375 Oh my goodness, what in the world happened here... 1107 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:32,998 Oh Rex!! You're alive! 1108 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,792 It's all been a terrible mistake. 1109 01:18:35,917 --> 01:18:37,875 We thought the fox had... 1110 01:18:38,833 --> 01:18:41,875 I missed you so very much. 1111 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:47,167 Oh dear, this room is going to need some freshening up 1112 01:18:53,792 --> 01:18:55,458 Oh... Rex... 1113 01:18:55,667 --> 01:18:59,375 So, that's where you've been... looking for love. 1114 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,958 You've got good taste, Rexy! 1115 01:19:02,208 --> 01:19:05,417 Love moves us all in mysterious ways... 1116 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,958 isn't that right Phillip? 1117 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:08,167 What? 1118 01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:12,292 Oh, yes! Very mysterious indeed. 1119 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:16,831 Shall I call the guards to get rid of all these dogs? 1120 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,581 That won't be necessary. 1121 01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:21,290 It's high time we had some new blood in the palace. 1122 01:19:21,292 --> 01:19:24,623 Seriously? You mean the whole lot? 1123 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,915 Why not, this is a big place. 1124 01:19:26,917 --> 01:19:29,831 I thought you had eyes only for Corgis... 1125 01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:32,040 One is never too old to change 1126 01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:36,165 If you say so. But, who is going to be the top dog then? 1127 01:19:36,167 --> 01:19:41,165 Well, it's pretty obvious to me that Rexy has already made that call. 1128 01:19:41,167 --> 01:19:46,750 After all, love and Royal duties can make for difficult bedfellows. 1129 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,998 It worked rather well for us, didn't it dear.. 1130 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,250 Yes, my dear, we are old school. 1131 01:19:54,042 --> 01:19:56,040 Well come along then. 1132 01:19:56,042 --> 01:19:58,667 The lot of you could use a bit of freshening up! 1133 01:19:59,125 --> 01:20:02,250 Afterwards we shall have a wonderful dinner 1134 01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:07,083 Ah ah, dudes! We're gonna live in a palace! 1135 01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:08,915 This is so exciting. 1136 01:20:08,917 --> 01:20:11,917 That's what you'd call a happy ending right, Bernard...? 1137 01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:15,998 So, you are going to let Charlie of the hook, just like that. 1138 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,167 Oh, he is not off the hook. 1139 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:23,167 He has no idea what he got himself into, believe me. 1140 01:20:36,208 --> 01:20:38,165 After you Milady 1141 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,375 Oh, Rex. 1142 01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:56,956 Charlie, just keep in mind 1143 01:20:56,958 --> 01:21:01,417 that being top dog means you'll have a huge set of responsibilities. 1144 01:21:03,542 --> 01:21:04,873 Oooooh! 1145 01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:07,040 Oh. No, this is not happening. 1146 01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:08,998 I want to abdicate! Yes, abdicate. 1147 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,831 I am not cut out to be top dog... Please 1148 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:15,375 That's what you get when you're top dog! 1149 01:21:27,470 --> 01:21:32,470 OCR'd and resynced by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1149 01:21:33,305 --> 01:22:33,850 Trailers.to: Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows Premium Platform