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RONNIE:
Yuck.

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The fire's still warm.

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Is that you, Hermit Bob?

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We kinda can see you.

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Farmer Miller says
you might have stole

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one of his chickens.

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That happens to be
against the law.

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Now, I'm hoping that it was
a fox that did that.

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HERMIT BOB: Up your hole
with a wooden pole, Cliff.

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(BULLET STRIKES TREE)

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That also happens to be
against the law.

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Should we take him in?

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Where'd he go?

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CLIFF:
I don't know.

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I don't see him.

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Uh, we're gonna go back
to town now...

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Hermit Bob.

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Don't break any more laws.

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Just calm down.

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HERMIT BOB:
Hey, Cliff.

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Fuck you.

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("THE DEAD DON'T DIE"
BY STURGILL SIMPSON PLAYING)

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♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪

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♪ Any more than you or I ♪

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♪ They're just ghosts
inside a dream ♪

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♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪

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♪ They walk around us ♪

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♪ All the time ♪

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♪ Never paying any mind ♪

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♪ To the silly lives we lead ♪

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♪ Or the reaping
we've all sown ♪

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♪ There's a cup of coffee
waiting ♪

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♪ On every corner ♪

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♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪

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♪ And find the corners gone ♪

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♪ But the dead will still
be walking round ♪

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♪ In this old world alone ♪

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♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

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♪ The afterlife goes on ♪

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♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

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♪ The afterlife goes on. ♪

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Should we bring him in
one of these days?

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I mean...

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he fired a weapon
at police officers.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I doubt he even stole
that chicken.

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Farmer Miller
is such an asshole.

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I've known Bob
since junior high.

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RONNIE:
Oh, wow.

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That must have been
like 50 years ago.

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CLIFF:
Yeah, it was.

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You know, Bob's been out there
for years,

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eating squirrels and bugs,

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and he never hurt anyone
that I ever heard of.

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Well, he is kind of unusual.

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Is it already 20 after 8:00?

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Shouldn't it be
getting dark by now?

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Yeah, this
daylight savings thing

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is all out of whack lately.

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- (DOG BARKING NEARBY)
- (TAPPING WATCH)

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Damn it.

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My watch stopped.

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Or is broken or something.

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Yeah, something weird's
going on.

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Yeah. Weird.

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Yeah, this isn't gonna
end well, Cliff.

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The ant colonies.

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All jacked up like it was
the end of the world.

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Hey, Ronnie,
you want to swing by the diner,

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get some doughnuts, coffee?

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Um... (SIGHS) no, thanks.

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It seems late
for coffee and doughnuts.

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CLIFF:
I guess so.

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- (RADIO STATIC CRACKLES)
- MINDY: This is home base.

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Are you guys reading me?
Over.

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- Hey, Mindy.
- You guys okay out there?

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Yeah, we're just, uh,
cruising a bit

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before we swing on back.

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Uh, you need anything?

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We could, uh, run by the diner,

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pick you up
some coffee and doughnuts.

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MINDY:
Negative. Thanks.

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There is something strange
going on, though.

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Have you guys, by any chance,
noticed that the...

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- (STATIC DRONES)
- ...and the daylight and the...

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- (STATIC CRACKLES, WHISTLES)
- I think the news report...

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(HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING)

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Hello, hello.

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Shit. We lost her.

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Use your cell.

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That's funny.

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It's completely dead.

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And it was fully charged.

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Hey, Cliff, should we listen
to the civilian radio?

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Sure. Go ahead.

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(CYCLING THROUGH STATIONS)

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("THE DEAD DON'T DIE"
BY STURGILL SIMPSON PLAYING)

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♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪

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♪ Any more than you or I ♪

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Wow, that sounds so familiar.

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♪ They're just ghosts
inside a dream... ♪

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What is that song, Ronnie?

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It's "The Dead Don't Die."

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By Sturgill Simpson.

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Sturgill Simpson?

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♪ Never paying any mind
to the silly lives... ♪

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Why does it sound so familiar?

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Well, 'cause it's
the theme song.

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- The theme song?
- Yeah.

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♪ There's a cup of coffee
waiting ♪

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- ♪ On every corner ♪
- (TURNS UP VOLUME)

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♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪

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♪ And find the corners gone ♪

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♪ But the dead will still
be walking round ♪

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♪ In this old world alone ♪

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♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

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♪ The afterlife goes on ♪

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♪ There'll be old friends
walking round ♪

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♪ In a somewhat familiar town ♪

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(BIRD SQUAWKING)

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♪ That you saw once when
you looked up from the phone ♪

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(OVER RADIO):
♪ Nobody bothers saying hi ♪

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(QUIET CHATTER)

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♪ And you can save
all your goodbyes ♪

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♪ Stop trying to pretend ♪

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♪ That we're all
not at home... ♪

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How much longer until
my takeout's ready, Fern?

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Be out shortly, Frank.

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Just heating it up for you.

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Would you mind turning off
that goddamn music?

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Fucking Sturgill Simpson.

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- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Sure thing.

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So, Frank,
what makes you so sure

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it's Hermit Bob
who stole your chicken?

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Well, who the hell else
could it be?

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That goddamn hairy lunatic,

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living out there
all these years like a caveman.

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Like some kind of ghost.

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Might as well be Amish.

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Maybe it was a... a fox, Frank.

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Um, I don't think
Bob ever hurt anybody.

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Yeah, well, tell that
to my fucking chickens.

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(SCOFFS)
Fox, my ass.

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Here you go, Frank.

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Want me to put that
in a to-go cup for you?

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Nah, I can't drink
any more of that stuff.

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It's too damn black for me.

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I meant it's too strong.

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Take care, Frank.

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Yeah.

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POSIE (OVER RADIO):
This special report:

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These activities
could possibly be affecting

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the Earth's rotation
on its axis.

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Scientists say
even the slightest change

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in this balance
may already be causing

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a dramatic change
in our usual hours of daylight.

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Meanwhile,
government officials,

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as well as the heads of
the energy companies involved,

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say the recent extensive
polar fracking

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has had no discernible
consequences whatsoever.

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Here's what
the energy secretary had to say

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in this evening's
press conference.

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ENERGY SECRETARY: Listen, these
alarmists are dangerous liars.

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Let's not believe something

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just because one so-called
scientist says it's true.

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Polar fracking has created
fantastic jobs,

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big profits and energy
for our great country.

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- Let's not forget our priori...
- (RADIO SHUTS OFF)

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What you think, Fern?

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I don't know, Hank.

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Shouldn't it be
getting dark out?

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♪ ♪

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(INSECTS CHIRPING)

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POSIE (OVER TV): So,
you can see from this diagram

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that if the Earth is pulled
even slightly off its axis,

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the repercussions
could be extreme.

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Coming up
in the next segment...

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(TV SHUTS OFF)

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Holy shit, man, this is crazy.

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A change in the Earth's
rotation or its spin rate?

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That'd be catastrophic,
for sure.

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All the cycles of the biosphere
would be affected.

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The natural cycles of sunlight
would be disrupted,

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plants wouldn't grow,
wind patterns would change,

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and tectonic activity...

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Forget about it.

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The polar caps shifting
would mean...

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I don't want to say.

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Total planetary destruction.

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For real?

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Shut up.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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GUARD:
Okay, time's up, girls.

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Way up.

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Well, if it isn't Geronimo
on the girls' floor again.

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Do you want to be a girl,
Geronimo?

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No.

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Well, then get back
to the boys' section... now.

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Dennis.

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Can you please escort Geronimo
back to the boys' section?

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I'll deal with these girls.

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Let's go, Geronimo.
You know the drill.

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Let's go, you clowns.

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It's bedtime for bozos.

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You two ladies, too.
Let's go.

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(OVER TV): Secretary of Energy
Pillerton, however...

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- (STATIC WARBLING)
- GUARD: Thank you.

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...fully refutes
these speculations,

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- insisting...
- (STATIC DRONING)

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- TEEN BOY: See you, Bobby.
- (MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO)

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- YOUNG BOY: Excellent.
- You got it? Need a bag?

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- No, thanks.
- All right.

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- Bye, Bobby.
- See you guys.

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TEEN BOY:
Wow, it's still so light out.

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(SIGHS):
Okay. So...

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(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

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(VAN DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

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- (TURNS OFF MUSIC)
- (CLANKING)

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- Bilbo Baggins.
- Hey, Dean.

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- What's up, buddy?
- How's things?

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After-hours delivery, WU-PS.

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Check this out.

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Got some
<i>Weird News of the World.</i>

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(CHUCKLES)
The Earth off its axis.

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That's bad news.

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This is for you right here,
for your collection.

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Oh, man. <i>Starlog.</i>

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<i>Eerie.</i>

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- <i>Creepy,</i> number 61.
- (DEAN CHUCKLES)

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April 1974.

243
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That motherfucker's rare,
before you was born and shit.

244
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Oh, man. Here, let me
give you some money.

245
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No, that's on me.

246
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- Add it to your collection.
- Thanks, man.

247
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Just give me
your Herbie Hancock right here,

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and I'll be on my way.

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They need to fix the AC.

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You know, it's kind of hot
in this motherfucker, huh?

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All right.

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Okay-dokay.

253
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All right,
see you next week, Frodo.

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00:15:50,702 --> 00:15:52,501
Hey, Dean.

255
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:56,439
I was wondering
if you wouldn't mind just, uh,

256
00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:58,810
dropping a little wisdom
until the next delivery.

257
00:16:01,846 --> 00:16:04,215
The world is perfect.

258
00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:09,687
Appreciate the details.

259
00:16:18,496 --> 00:16:20,663
BOBBY (WHISPERS):
"The world is perfect.

260
00:16:20,665 --> 00:16:23,568
Appreciate the details."

261
00:16:29,307 --> 00:16:31,307
HERMIT BOB:
You guys shouldn't be here.

262
00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:33,377
(CROW CAWING IN DISTANCE)

263
00:16:35,813 --> 00:16:37,682
Strange.

264
00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:52,497
Tasty porcinis.

265
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:56,501
Okay.

266
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,572
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

267
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:07,345
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

268
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,915
(CLEARS THROAT)

269
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,583
(CHUCKLING):
Mmm.

270
00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:15,751
- Kitty!
- (NEWS THEME PLAYS)

271
00:17:15,753 --> 00:17:16,952
POSIE (OVER TV):
Good evening.

272
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:18,487
This is Posie Juarez.

273
00:17:18,489 --> 00:17:19,722
We interrupt this program

274
00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:23,826
for a Centerville 7 News
Special Report.

275
00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:26,729
People are saying their pets
have either just disappeared

276
00:17:26,731 --> 00:17:30,432
or are acting unusually
skittish and aggressive.

277
00:17:30,434 --> 00:17:32,434
Here's a report
from Harrisville.

278
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:35,371
WOMAN:
Look at this.

279
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:40,376
I mean, I just couldn't find
my cat, Rainbow.

280
00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:42,378
And when I finally did
find her,

281
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,446
she was under the house.

282
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:46,515
She's never done that before.

283
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,517
She's not usually like that.

284
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:50,686
She's very gentle and...

285
00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:53,722
That's so strange.
Where are you guys?

286
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,793
(OVER TV): ...too, and she had
this wild look in her eye,

287
00:17:57,795 --> 00:18:00,763
and when I finally tried
to pull her out,

288
00:18:00,765 --> 00:18:04,900
she scratched me all to shreds,
like a wild animal.

289
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:07,803
That's so creepy.
I knew...

290
00:18:07,805 --> 00:18:09,738
We're back?

291
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,607
Hello. (CHUCKLES)

292
00:18:11,609 --> 00:18:15,477
Wow, that is strange, and it
seems to be happening all over.

293
00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:17,847
We'll have more reports
at 11:00.

294
00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,748
But for now,
this is Posie Juarez

295
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,184
for Centerville 7 News.

296
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,651
- Stay safe...
- (STATIC DRONES)

297
00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:24,587
and keep your eyes open.

298
00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:26,591
FRANK:
Rumsfeld.

299
00:18:28,726 --> 00:18:31,627
Rumsfeld. Here, boy.

300
00:18:31,629 --> 00:18:33,631
Where the hell are you?

301
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:38,701
(SIGHS)

302
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,870
Goddamn dog.

303
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:42,638
- (DOG PANTING)
- (CROWS CAWING)

304
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,843
Rumsfeld? You out here?

305
00:18:48,012 --> 00:18:49,511
Rumsfeld,
what you doing over there?

306
00:18:49,513 --> 00:18:50,746
Get your ass inside.

307
00:18:50,748 --> 00:18:52,516
(PANTS, WHINES)

308
00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:56,819
- Come on, stupid.
- (BARKING)

309
00:18:56,821 --> 00:18:58,789
Hey.

310
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,024
What are you doing?

311
00:19:02,026 --> 00:19:04,462
(PANTS, WHIMPERS)

312
00:19:05,496 --> 00:19:07,565
Goddamn it.

313
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,568
Holy shit.

314
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,906
Who stole my fucking cows?

315
00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:22,413
Where the hell are my chickens?

316
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:28,017
(MOOING)

317
00:19:28,019 --> 00:19:31,553
HERMIT BOB:
Frank's cows.

318
00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:34,425
Into the woods, ladies.

319
00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:37,695
Welcome to my world.

320
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:47,970
CLIFF:
Damn it, Mallory.

321
00:19:47,972 --> 00:19:51,976
Even dead,
you reek of chardonnay.

322
00:19:55,546 --> 00:19:57,546
Cheap chardonnay.

323
00:19:57,548 --> 00:20:00,516
(CROW CAWING IN DISTANCE)

324
00:20:00,518 --> 00:20:01,984
How's she looking?

325
00:20:01,986 --> 00:20:04,989
Well, she's not getting
any older.

326
00:20:07,091 --> 00:20:09,725
Wow.
The diner sure makes

327
00:20:09,727 --> 00:20:12,061
the world's best coffee,
doesn't it?

328
00:20:12,063 --> 00:20:14,697
Yeah, but how can you
drink it so late?

329
00:20:14,699 --> 00:20:17,733
- Won't it keep you up?
- No, I sleep like a baby.

330
00:20:17,735 --> 00:20:19,568
Except maybe when I know
there's a corpse

331
00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:20,769
waiting for me at work.

332
00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:22,671
Oh, y-yeah.

333
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,740
Cliff, is the coroner
from Latrobe

334
00:20:24,742 --> 00:20:26,108
gonna pick her up tomorrow?

335
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:28,577
It's getting a little creepy
being here alone

336
00:20:28,579 --> 00:20:30,913
with Mallory decomposing
in there.

337
00:20:30,915 --> 00:20:33,782
Yeah, they're supposed to come
pick her up tomorrow morning.

338
00:20:33,784 --> 00:20:35,751
MINDY:
Thank God.

339
00:20:35,753 --> 00:20:38,154
I don't know why she can't be
over at the funeral home.

340
00:20:38,156 --> 00:20:42,791
CLIFF: 'Cause she's going
to Potter's Field in Latrobe.

341
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:45,761
And 'cause our new
unusual undertaker,

342
00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:49,031
Ms. Winston,
has got those two golfers

343
00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:51,667
that were struck by lightning...
the Logans.

344
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,504
(MINDY CLEARS THROAT)

345
00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:03,145
Thanks, Ronnie.

346
00:21:03,147 --> 00:21:04,913
It's not really necessary,
but...

347
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,016
Can I, uh,
drive you home, Mindy?

348
00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:10,586
Also not necessary, Ronnie.
You know I have my car here.

349
00:21:10,588 --> 00:21:11,920
Oh, yeah.

350
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,790
- How is the Prius running?
- Fine.

351
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:17,593
Can you even fit two people in
that little Smart car of yours?

352
00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:20,896
Well, yeah.
Holds two nicely.

353
00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:24,099
CLIFF: This daylight thing
is bothering me.

354
00:21:24,101 --> 00:21:26,202
It's strange.

355
00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:27,970
MINDY:
Well, what can I say?

356
00:21:27,972 --> 00:21:29,872
The world is
kind of strange lately.

357
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:32,074
Yeah, it sure is.

358
00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:34,912
If you ask me, this whole thing
is gonna end badly.

359
00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:40,749
So, what exactly do you mean,
Ronnie?

360
00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:43,052
Oh, uh, don't know.

361
00:21:43,054 --> 00:21:45,020
Just a feeling, I guess.

362
00:21:45,022 --> 00:21:46,722
Strong feeling.

363
00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:48,791
Oh, boy.

364
00:21:48,793 --> 00:21:51,727
You okay doing the whole
night shift alone, Cliff?

365
00:21:51,729 --> 00:21:53,662
Yeah, I can take a nap.

366
00:21:53,664 --> 00:21:56,098
I mean, I can just lie down
in that other cell

367
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,767
next to old Mallory.

368
00:21:58,769 --> 00:22:00,102
MINDY:
Oh, God.

369
00:22:00,104 --> 00:22:03,007
Next to her... her dead body?

370
00:22:05,009 --> 00:22:07,945
Might bring back
some old memories.

371
00:22:10,147 --> 00:22:12,147
See you guys tomorrow.

372
00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:14,819
- See you, Cliff.
- Yeah, see you tomorrow, Chief.

373
00:22:20,858 --> 00:22:24,160
CLIFF:
"This is all gonna end badly."

374
00:22:24,162 --> 00:22:26,864
What does that mean?

375
00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:32,134
I knew Mallory O'Brien
since I was a kid.

376
00:22:32,136 --> 00:22:34,437
(CHUCKLES)
And believe it or not,

377
00:22:34,439 --> 00:22:36,772
sh-she was
a pretty young thing, too.

378
00:22:36,774 --> 00:22:39,875
- Please.
- (LAUGHING)

379
00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:43,279
Sorry, but good riddance
to that drunken old goat.

380
00:22:43,281 --> 00:22:45,881
Well, I-I-I don't know, Fern.

381
00:22:45,883 --> 00:22:48,884
Geez, I got to get up
out of here.

382
00:22:48,886 --> 00:22:51,454
I-I got to, uh, get
to the hardware store

383
00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:54,123
early tomorrow morning.
(GRUNTS)

384
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,859
I'm looking forward
to seeing you ladies tomorrow.

385
00:22:56,861 --> 00:22:58,194
- Mm.
- Take care, Hank.

386
00:22:58,196 --> 00:23:00,196
- Good night, Hank. Sweet dreams.
- (DOOR OPENS)

387
00:23:00,198 --> 00:23:03,031
- Hank is such a gentleman.
- (DOOR CLOSES)

388
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,201
Sure is.

389
00:23:05,203 --> 00:23:09,805
(SIGHS) Well, I better
get started cleaning here.

390
00:23:09,807 --> 00:23:11,707
Listen, Lily.

391
00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:13,942
I've been dying to ask you
about that new foreign woman

392
00:23:13,944 --> 00:23:15,777
that took over
the funeral home.

393
00:23:15,779 --> 00:23:17,112
What's her name?

394
00:23:17,114 --> 00:23:18,914
Her name is Zelda Winston.

395
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:20,916
And she's strange, for sure.

396
00:23:20,918 --> 00:23:23,051
And she's got these, like,
really weird eyes,

397
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:25,787
like she's, like,
looking right through you.

398
00:23:25,789 --> 00:23:27,223
She pays me really well,
though.

399
00:23:27,225 --> 00:23:29,992
Zelda. What-what kind
of name is that?

400
00:23:29,994 --> 00:23:31,727
I don't know.

401
00:23:31,729 --> 00:23:33,962
She's probably, like, Irish
or Scottish or whatever.

402
00:23:33,964 --> 00:23:35,731
And she talks
really funny, though,

403
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,132
so I don't always get it right.

404
00:23:37,134 --> 00:23:39,269
But I like the name Zelda.

405
00:23:39,271 --> 00:23:43,073
It reminds me of, um,
Zelda Fitzgerald.

406
00:23:44,108 --> 00:23:45,807
Who's that?

407
00:23:45,809 --> 00:23:48,777
That's Great Gatsby's wife.

408
00:23:48,779 --> 00:23:51,181
And who's that?

409
00:23:51,183 --> 00:23:53,949
That's the really rich guy
from the 1920s.

410
00:23:53,951 --> 00:23:55,719
The Robert Redford guy.

411
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:59,189
Well, anyway,
so what's it like over there

412
00:23:59,191 --> 00:24:01,823
in those secret rooms
since she took over?

413
00:24:01,825 --> 00:24:05,794
Well, there's these, like,
really creepy back rooms,

414
00:24:05,796 --> 00:24:08,030
you know, where they, like,
keep all the stiffs.

415
00:24:08,032 --> 00:24:12,067
And then next to that,
there's this big golden Buddha.

416
00:24:12,069 --> 00:24:13,269
A what, now?

417
00:24:13,271 --> 00:24:15,238
There's a big, shiny,
golden Buddha.

418
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,972
And then there's these, like,

419
00:24:16,974 --> 00:24:20,075
old-looking samurai swords
on a rack.

420
00:24:20,077 --> 00:24:21,544
(SCOFFS)

421
00:24:21,546 --> 00:24:23,346
Really?

422
00:24:23,348 --> 00:24:25,716
♪ ♪

423
00:24:46,304 --> 00:24:48,306
♪ ♪

424
00:25:10,027 --> 00:25:12,029
♪ ♪

425
00:25:32,883 --> 00:25:34,885
♪ ♪

426
00:25:57,007 --> 00:25:59,009
♪ ♪

427
00:26:05,483 --> 00:26:07,851
<i>Amituofo.</i>

428
00:26:18,896 --> 00:26:20,998
(SCOTTISH ACCENT):
That's peculiar.

429
00:26:33,043 --> 00:26:35,846
Now, stay put, will you?

430
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:43,421
(SHARP EXHALE, SHEET RUSTLES)

431
00:26:46,924 --> 00:26:48,926
♪ ♪

432
00:27:02,139 --> 00:27:05,142
(GASPING, RUSTLING)

433
00:27:09,447 --> 00:27:11,514
(GASPS)

434
00:27:11,516 --> 00:27:13,884
(PANTING QUIETLY)

435
00:27:23,026 --> 00:27:26,262
What is it, Liv?

436
00:27:26,264 --> 00:27:28,398
You okay?

437
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,098
Yeah.

438
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,435
I guess so.

439
00:27:32,437 --> 00:27:36,004
I just got this creepy feeling.

440
00:27:36,006 --> 00:27:39,175
You were probably just
having a bad dream.

441
00:27:39,177 --> 00:27:41,444
Yeah, guess so.

442
00:27:41,446 --> 00:27:44,213
A bad dream.

443
00:27:44,215 --> 00:27:47,117
It's okay.
Just go back to sleep.

444
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,054
Thanks, Stell.

445
00:27:55,493 --> 00:27:57,495
♪ ♪

446
00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:07,938
(QUIET GRUNTING, SIGHING)

447
00:28:15,346 --> 00:28:17,078
Hmm.

448
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,216
Toxic lunar vibrations.

449
00:28:20,218 --> 00:28:22,187
(SIGHS)

450
00:28:40,438 --> 00:28:42,440
♪ ♪

451
00:28:48,045 --> 00:28:50,381
(RASPY MOANING)

452
00:28:55,587 --> 00:28:58,121
(GROANING)

453
00:29:04,496 --> 00:29:07,064
(RASPY MOANING AND GROANING
CONTINUE)

454
00:29:16,674 --> 00:29:18,977
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

455
00:29:21,546 --> 00:29:23,346
(FERN MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

456
00:29:23,348 --> 00:29:26,282
All right, honey, I'm done.

457
00:29:26,284 --> 00:29:28,386
- I'm leaving your money here.
- (RASPY MOANING)

458
00:29:30,555 --> 00:29:32,355
I'm out of here, Lil.

459
00:29:32,357 --> 00:29:33,689
Okay, Fern.
See you tomorrow.

460
00:29:33,691 --> 00:29:36,158
(SINGSONGY):
Not if I see you first.

461
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,293
(CHUCKLES)
Very funny.

462
00:29:37,295 --> 00:29:39,295
Excuse me, we're closed.

463
00:29:39,297 --> 00:29:41,297
- What... what happened to you?
- (GROWLING)

464
00:29:41,299 --> 00:29:43,566
- (SCREAMS)
- Aah! Lily!

465
00:29:43,568 --> 00:29:45,334
(FERN SCREAMING)

466
00:29:45,336 --> 00:29:49,104
(GASPS, SCREAMS)

467
00:29:49,106 --> 00:29:51,707
(SCREAMING, STAMMERING):
Oh, get the fuck away from me,

468
00:29:51,709 --> 00:29:54,176
you little motherfucker!
Oh, I'll fucking kill you!

469
00:29:54,178 --> 00:29:55,378
I'll shove this mop up
your fucking ass, motherfucker!

470
00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:57,246
(LILY SCREAMING)

471
00:29:57,248 --> 00:29:59,315
Get the fuck away from me!
(SCREAMS)

472
00:29:59,317 --> 00:30:01,419
- (GASPING, SOBBING)
- (GROWLING)

473
00:30:07,225 --> 00:30:09,327
(LILY CONTINUES SOBBING,
SCREAMING)

474
00:30:24,576 --> 00:30:26,578
(LILY CONTINUES SOBBING)

475
00:30:31,148 --> 00:30:32,517
Coffee.

476
00:30:36,287 --> 00:30:39,122
(LILY CONTINUES SOBBING,
GROANING)

477
00:30:41,292 --> 00:30:42,558
(MUG SHATTERS)

478
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,696
Coffee.

479
00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:50,266
Coffee.

480
00:30:50,268 --> 00:30:53,171
(LILY MOANING IN PAIN)

481
00:30:55,673 --> 00:30:57,609
(MUG SHATTERS)

482
00:31:02,347 --> 00:31:03,681
(COFFEEPOT SHATTERS)

483
00:31:13,191 --> 00:31:15,193
(LILY CONTINUES SOBBING,
MOANING)

484
00:31:17,495 --> 00:31:19,364
(DOOR OPENS)

485
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:37,382
(PHONE RINGING)

486
00:31:43,621 --> 00:31:45,456
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

487
00:31:47,492 --> 00:31:49,427
(GLASSES CLATTER ON FLOOR)

488
00:32:00,571 --> 00:32:02,738
(SIGHS)

489
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:04,740
Centerville Police Department.

490
00:32:04,742 --> 00:32:07,677
This is Chief Robertson.

491
00:32:07,679 --> 00:32:10,479
Hi, Hank. What's up?

492
00:32:10,481 --> 00:32:12,617
Is it really 6:30?

493
00:32:17,588 --> 00:32:19,323
What?

494
00:32:21,325 --> 00:32:23,327
At the diner?

495
00:32:30,368 --> 00:32:32,370
(TIRES SQUEAL)

496
00:32:35,373 --> 00:32:37,375
(QUIET CHATTER)

497
00:32:42,346 --> 00:32:45,481
Uh, like I said
on the phone, Cliff,

498
00:32:45,483 --> 00:32:49,585
often, Fern gets here early,
and so I thought I might

499
00:32:49,587 --> 00:32:52,755
get some coffee to go,
and-and then this.

500
00:32:52,757 --> 00:32:54,857
Oh, my God.

501
00:32:54,859 --> 00:32:57,293
I-I saw them.

502
00:32:57,295 --> 00:32:59,297
Fern and Lily.

503
00:33:06,571 --> 00:33:08,639
(SIGHS):
Oh, man.

504
00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:13,277
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

505
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,900
Uh, wh-what the hell was it?

506
00:33:37,902 --> 00:33:41,537
A wild animal?
Uh, several wild animals?

507
00:33:41,539 --> 00:33:44,340
I don't know.

508
00:33:44,342 --> 00:33:48,511
But whatever it was,
it even smashed the coffeepots.

509
00:33:48,513 --> 00:33:50,515
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

510
00:34:02,126 --> 00:34:04,562
(QUIET CHATTER)

511
00:34:17,475 --> 00:34:19,477
♪ ♪

512
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,415
Oh, yuck.

513
00:34:37,428 --> 00:34:39,931
Jesus Christ, Cliff.

514
00:34:42,466 --> 00:34:45,601
What the heck was it,
a wild animal?

515
00:34:45,603 --> 00:34:47,603
Several wild animals?

516
00:34:47,605 --> 00:34:49,638
That's exactly what I said.

517
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,642
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

518
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,889
(QUIET CHATTER, SOBBING)

519
00:35:08,526 --> 00:35:10,793
Hey, guys.

520
00:35:10,795 --> 00:35:14,697
Wow. Fern's really done wonders
with these flower beds.

521
00:35:14,699 --> 00:35:16,901
Really perks up the place, huh?

522
00:35:20,638 --> 00:35:22,705
What?

523
00:35:22,707 --> 00:35:25,441
- What happened?
- God, Mindy.

524
00:35:25,443 --> 00:35:27,778
I don't think
you want to see this.

525
00:35:39,690 --> 00:35:41,893
♪ ♪

526
00:35:52,803 --> 00:35:55,907
Uh, no, no, I didn't need
to see that.

527
00:35:58,743 --> 00:36:00,643
Was it a wild animal?

528
00:36:00,645 --> 00:36:03,648
Or several wild animals?

529
00:36:05,816 --> 00:36:08,817
Cliff, is that really
Fern and Lily in there?

530
00:36:08,819 --> 00:36:10,819
CLIFF:
Uh, no.

531
00:36:10,821 --> 00:36:15,559
That was Fern and Lily,
but now...

532
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,800
Do you need me here?

533
00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:27,605
Maybe you could help out
with crowd control.

534
00:36:29,874 --> 00:36:32,875
Okay, folks, can you move it
along now, please?

535
00:36:32,877 --> 00:36:34,843
- (WOMAN SOBBING)
- Thank you.

536
00:36:34,845 --> 00:36:36,979
WOMAN:
I can't believe it.

537
00:36:36,981 --> 00:36:38,849
(QUIET, INDISTINCT CHATTER)

538
00:36:40,584 --> 00:36:41,917
(MINDY COUGHS)

539
00:36:41,919 --> 00:36:44,053
(COUGHING, RETCHING)

540
00:36:44,055 --> 00:36:45,890
(VOMIT SPLATTERS)

541
00:36:49,593 --> 00:36:52,594
CLIFF: God, Ronnie.
This is really awful.

542
00:36:52,596 --> 00:36:54,997
Maybe the worst thing
I've ever seen.

543
00:36:54,999 --> 00:36:58,600
Yeah. Sure is.

544
00:36:58,602 --> 00:37:01,804
- I...
- (CAR DOOR OPENS)

545
00:37:01,806 --> 00:37:03,939
I-I got to go.

546
00:37:03,941 --> 00:37:05,743
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

547
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,857
(TRUCK DOOR CLOSES)

548
00:37:21,859 --> 00:37:23,659
So, what are you thinking?

549
00:37:23,661 --> 00:37:26,562
(ENGINE STARTS)

550
00:37:26,564 --> 00:37:29,798
You... you really want to know?

551
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,834
(VEHICLE DEPARTING)

552
00:37:31,836 --> 00:37:33,836
I'm thinking zombies.

553
00:37:33,838 --> 00:37:35,738
What?

554
00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:37,673
You know, zombies.

555
00:37:37,675 --> 00:37:40,778
Ghouls. The undead.

556
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,681
Are you...

557
00:37:45,683 --> 00:37:47,685
you're trying to tell me...

558
00:37:49,754 --> 00:37:51,889
...you're thinking
zombies did this?

559
00:37:53,891 --> 00:37:56,792
Yup.

560
00:37:56,794 --> 00:37:58,796
♪ ♪

561
00:38:17,882 --> 00:38:19,882
Hey, Jack,
will you check your phone

562
00:38:19,884 --> 00:38:22,853
- and see where we are exactly?
- Yeah.

563
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,092
Oh, man.

564
00:38:30,094 --> 00:38:32,730
I'm not getting
any reception out here.

565
00:38:34,732 --> 00:38:36,865
Geez, I don't even know
if my phone's working,

566
00:38:36,867 --> 00:38:38,669
- for some reason.
- ZACK: Hmm.

567
00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:43,005
(SIGHS)
Let me try the radio.

568
00:38:43,007 --> 00:38:46,909
(STATIC WARBLING)

569
00:38:46,911 --> 00:38:48,911
Oh, wow,
it's working again, so...

570
00:38:48,913 --> 00:38:50,846
MAN (OVER RADIO): I mean,
they're absolutely wrong.

571
00:38:50,848 --> 00:38:52,648
We know very well
that polar fracking

572
00:38:52,650 --> 00:38:53,982
has been great
for this country.

573
00:38:53,984 --> 00:38:55,984
In my opinion, these naysayers

574
00:38:55,986 --> 00:38:57,686
should just move
to somewhere else

575
00:38:57,688 --> 00:38:59,855
- where they don't have to...
- I'm not listening to this.

576
00:38:59,857 --> 00:39:02,858
(CYCLING THROUGH STATIONS)

577
00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:06,662
♪ And the streets
look so empty ♪

578
00:39:06,664 --> 00:39:09,098
♪ In the morning ♪

579
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,766
"The Dead Don't Die."

580
00:39:10,768 --> 00:39:12,134
I love this song.

581
00:39:12,136 --> 00:39:15,271
♪ There'll be no one
out at night ♪

582
00:39:15,273 --> 00:39:19,209
♪ For the lights
to shine down on ♪

583
00:39:19,211 --> 00:39:23,946
♪ But the dead will still
be walking round ♪

584
00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:27,150
♪ In this old world alone ♪

585
00:39:27,152 --> 00:39:31,787
♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

586
00:39:31,789 --> 00:39:35,191
♪ The afterlife goes on ♪

587
00:39:35,193 --> 00:39:37,726
♪ Hearts break ♪

588
00:39:37,728 --> 00:39:41,697
♪ When loved ones journey on ♪

589
00:39:41,699 --> 00:39:43,765
♪ At the thought ♪

590
00:39:43,767 --> 00:39:47,170
♪ That they're now
forever gone ♪

591
00:39:47,172 --> 00:39:49,872
♪ So we tell ourselves ♪

592
00:39:49,874 --> 00:39:53,176
♪ They're all still
around us all the time ♪

593
00:39:53,178 --> 00:39:55,178
Thanks.

594
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:59,215
♪ Gone but not forgotten ♪

595
00:39:59,217 --> 00:40:02,653
♪ Just memories left behind ♪

596
00:40:10,794 --> 00:40:14,199
Oh, shit, you guys.
We have to stop and get gas.

597
00:40:18,102 --> 00:40:20,869
Look. Gas sign right there.

598
00:40:20,871 --> 00:40:23,306
♪ But the dead will still
be walking round ♪

599
00:40:23,308 --> 00:40:26,975
- ♪ In this old world alone... ♪
- (WIND WHISTLING)

600
00:40:26,977 --> 00:40:30,213
Okay, cool.
Come back soon, okay?

601
00:40:30,215 --> 00:40:31,813
See you, Bobby.

602
00:40:31,815 --> 00:40:34,952
- Stay sick, guys.
- Turn blue, Bobby.

603
00:40:36,754 --> 00:40:38,154
JACK:
Hey, kids, how's it going?

604
00:40:38,156 --> 00:40:39,990
Eat me.

605
00:40:53,938 --> 00:40:56,772
Whoa, this place is a trip.

606
00:40:56,774 --> 00:40:58,243
Sure is.

607
00:40:59,043 --> 00:41:01,211
Oh. Hi.

608
00:41:01,213 --> 00:41:02,545
Hi.

609
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,380
Nice shirt.

610
00:41:04,382 --> 00:41:07,082
- <i>Nosferatu.</i>
- Yeah.

611
00:41:07,084 --> 00:41:09,985
It's really cool.

612
00:41:09,987 --> 00:41:12,821
Thanks. I make 'em.

613
00:41:12,823 --> 00:41:15,291
How about that?
Earth off its axis.

614
00:41:15,293 --> 00:41:18,163
- End of the world.
- Mm.

615
00:41:20,198 --> 00:41:22,030
Flesh-eating zombies.

616
00:41:22,032 --> 00:41:24,200
You get a lot of zombies
around here?

617
00:41:24,202 --> 00:41:27,004
That depends, I guess.
(CHUCKLES)

618
00:41:28,273 --> 00:41:31,241
Uh, so... so, about the gas.

619
00:41:31,243 --> 00:41:34,876
You want to pay cash or credit?

620
00:41:34,878 --> 00:41:37,280
Here you go, Frodo.

621
00:41:37,282 --> 00:41:40,816
Cool. Thanks.

622
00:41:40,818 --> 00:41:45,154
Uh, did you, uh...

623
00:41:45,156 --> 00:41:47,290
(SIGHS)
Did you just call me Frodo?

624
00:41:47,292 --> 00:41:48,591
Did I?

625
00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:50,892
Hey, is there a motel in town?

626
00:41:50,894 --> 00:41:52,161
- (GASPS)
- Yeah, there is one

627
00:41:52,163 --> 00:41:53,862
- just down the...
- ZOE: Ooh.

628
00:41:53,864 --> 00:41:55,331
BOBBY:
Oh, that's a really good CD.

629
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:58,066
Sturgill Simpson,
"The Dead Don't Die."

630
00:41:58,068 --> 00:42:00,035
Yeah, I know.
I love this song.

631
00:42:00,037 --> 00:42:02,137
Is it nice?

632
00:42:02,139 --> 00:42:04,274
- What?
- The motel.

633
00:42:04,276 --> 00:42:06,875
Oh, yeah.
It's, uh... it's kind of cool.

634
00:42:06,877 --> 00:42:08,311
It's one of those
old-school ones.

635
00:42:08,313 --> 00:42:10,313
ZACK: Like in old-school
horror movies,

636
00:42:10,315 --> 00:42:14,883
with, like... like in <i>Psycho</i>
with the separated bungalows?

637
00:42:14,885 --> 00:42:17,085
Uh, the Bates Motel in <i>Psycho</i>

638
00:42:17,087 --> 00:42:20,325
was not separated into
"little bungalows."

639
00:42:22,092 --> 00:42:25,060
- Ooh.
- (SIGHS) All right.

640
00:42:25,062 --> 00:42:29,432
That's 12 for the CD
and two dollars for the soda.

641
00:42:29,434 --> 00:42:31,634
- Here you go. You can just keep the change.
- Thanks.

642
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:33,369
Oh, cool.

643
00:42:33,371 --> 00:42:36,006
- JACK: Whoa.
- (ZOE LAUGHING)

644
00:42:38,276 --> 00:42:41,210
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

645
00:42:41,212 --> 00:42:44,347
That's a super cool ride,
by the way.

646
00:42:44,349 --> 00:42:46,982
Very, uh, George Romero.

647
00:42:46,984 --> 00:42:48,351
Yeah, it's a classic.

648
00:42:48,353 --> 00:42:51,220
Your film knowledge
is impressive.

649
00:42:51,222 --> 00:42:52,988
What's your name?

650
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:54,357
Bobby.

651
00:42:54,359 --> 00:42:56,259
Bobby Wiggins.

652
00:42:56,261 --> 00:42:59,061
What's that?
Bobby Baggins?

653
00:42:59,063 --> 00:43:01,464
(QUIETLY):
No, Wiggins.

654
00:43:01,466 --> 00:43:03,366
- I'm Zoe.
- (MAGICAL CHIMING)

655
00:43:03,368 --> 00:43:04,966
Thanks, Bobby.

656
00:43:04,968 --> 00:43:06,436
(CAR DOORS CLOSE)

657
00:43:06,438 --> 00:43:07,439
(ENGINE STARTS)

658
00:43:16,013 --> 00:43:18,982
♪ ♪

659
00:43:37,034 --> 00:43:39,036
♪ ♪

660
00:43:58,021 --> 00:43:59,555
Will the Feds be
brought in on this?

661
00:43:59,557 --> 00:44:02,427
It's... it's really weird.

662
00:44:05,196 --> 00:44:07,363
I see.

663
00:44:07,365 --> 00:44:09,399
But Miss O'Brien...

664
00:44:09,401 --> 00:44:12,069
so she has to stay with us
another night?

665
00:44:14,406 --> 00:44:17,005
(SIGHS) Oh, God.

666
00:44:17,007 --> 00:44:19,444
Okay. Thank you.

667
00:44:22,012 --> 00:44:23,279
Hello, Ms. Winston.

668
00:44:23,281 --> 00:44:25,415
Hello,
Officer Minerva Morrison.

669
00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:27,316
Do call me Zelda.

670
00:44:27,318 --> 00:44:30,018
Yeah, okay, sure.

671
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:32,020
You've been informed
of the tragedy?

672
00:44:32,022 --> 00:44:33,189
I have.

673
00:44:33,191 --> 00:44:35,056
Am I to understand
that the remains

674
00:44:35,058 --> 00:44:37,226
will be brought to
The Ever After Funeral Home

675
00:44:37,228 --> 00:44:38,494
for my preparations?

676
00:44:38,496 --> 00:44:40,196
Uh, no,
that won't be necessary.

677
00:44:40,198 --> 00:44:42,265
The Feds have already
collected the remains.

678
00:44:42,267 --> 00:44:44,167
They've brought them
out of the county.

679
00:44:44,169 --> 00:44:46,171
I see.

680
00:44:47,472 --> 00:44:49,207
♪ ♪

681
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:51,543
(QUIET EXHALE, SHEET RUSTLES)

682
00:44:54,412 --> 00:44:56,412
Is there anything else
I can do?

683
00:44:56,414 --> 00:44:58,079
Yes.

684
00:44:58,081 --> 00:44:59,615
I do have
an unrelated question.

685
00:44:59,617 --> 00:45:02,485
- Shoot.
- "Shoot"?

686
00:45:02,487 --> 00:45:04,387
I mean ask me.

687
00:45:04,389 --> 00:45:06,222
Oh, yes.

688
00:45:06,224 --> 00:45:08,491
Are you, by any chance,
a couple?

689
00:45:08,493 --> 00:45:10,493
You and the physically
attractive one?

690
00:45:10,495 --> 00:45:13,529
Um, you mean the younger one?

691
00:45:13,531 --> 00:45:15,231
(CHUCKLES):
Officer Peterson?

692
00:45:15,233 --> 00:45:18,369
That's the one I mean...
Officer Ronald Peterson.

693
00:45:20,371 --> 00:45:23,406
Well, actually, no.

694
00:45:23,408 --> 00:45:26,141
Why do you ask, Zelda?

695
00:45:26,143 --> 00:45:29,245
Just accumulating
local information.

696
00:45:29,247 --> 00:45:31,247
Oh.

697
00:45:31,249 --> 00:45:33,218
Okay.

698
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,392
Dear Jesus.

699
00:45:43,394 --> 00:45:45,428
I mean, that's
absolutely horrible.

700
00:45:45,430 --> 00:45:47,430
I mean, who or what is-is-is

701
00:45:47,432 --> 00:45:50,098
per-perpetrating
these... these...

702
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:51,334
Hey.

703
00:45:51,336 --> 00:45:54,270
- What's going on?
- Hey.

704
00:45:54,272 --> 00:45:56,272
Nice car.

705
00:45:56,274 --> 00:45:58,307
'68 Pontiac LeMans.

706
00:45:58,309 --> 00:46:00,243
JACK:
Yeah. It's a beauty, huh?

707
00:46:00,245 --> 00:46:02,378
It's our friend's
totally rad ride.

708
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:05,348
It's a classic.

709
00:46:05,350 --> 00:46:07,250
Have a good one.

710
00:46:07,252 --> 00:46:08,417
ZACK:
Later.

711
00:46:08,419 --> 00:46:09,852
ZOE:
Guys, I'm so hungry.

712
00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:11,587
ZACK:
Same. Let's eat.

713
00:46:11,589 --> 00:46:13,591
I'll ask. H-Hey.

714
00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,293
- Nice car.
- Thank you.

715
00:46:17,295 --> 00:46:19,662
Uh, do you guys know if there's
a diner or restaurant nearby?

716
00:46:19,664 --> 00:46:20,663
CLIFF:
Sorry.

717
00:46:20,665 --> 00:46:25,301
The only diner in town
is closed, indefinitely.

718
00:46:25,303 --> 00:46:26,569
Well, that's unfortunate.

719
00:46:26,571 --> 00:46:29,572
Uh, but we, uh, have
several vending machines

720
00:46:29,574 --> 00:46:32,575
containing snacks, uh,
right over by the office.

721
00:46:32,577 --> 00:46:34,142
Okay. Thanks.

722
00:46:34,144 --> 00:46:35,311
Do you have change
for three dollars?

723
00:46:35,313 --> 00:46:37,315
Yeah, I do.

724
00:46:47,325 --> 00:46:49,625
I like your badge.

725
00:46:49,627 --> 00:46:53,462
Oh, th... thank you.

726
00:46:53,464 --> 00:46:55,565
That's, uh...

727
00:46:55,567 --> 00:46:58,668
(COINS CLINKING)

728
00:46:58,670 --> 00:47:00,703
- That-that should be good.
- Oh, okay.

729
00:47:00,705 --> 00:47:02,238
- Thanks.
- Oh, no, no.

730
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,606
- You can, you can have it.
- Yeah?

731
00:47:03,608 --> 00:47:06,210
Okay. Thanks.

732
00:47:07,278 --> 00:47:09,478
They just checked in.

733
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,315
Hipsters from the big city.

734
00:47:12,317 --> 00:47:14,617
- Yeah?
- Yep.

735
00:47:14,619 --> 00:47:17,386
My educated guess
would be Pittsburgh.

736
00:47:17,388 --> 00:47:19,689
They got that urban style,
you know.

737
00:47:19,691 --> 00:47:22,258
Oh, well, those plates
are from Ohio,

738
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,927
so my educated guess
would be Cleveland.

739
00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:28,633
- Oh. Cleveland. Hmm.
- (ZOE SIGHS)

740
00:47:30,501 --> 00:47:33,469
CLIFF:
Yeah, Cleveland.

741
00:47:33,471 --> 00:47:34,704
Thanks.

742
00:47:34,706 --> 00:47:36,407
Oh, yeah. Thanks.

743
00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:40,576
- That girl's part Mexican.
- (DOOR CLOSES)

744
00:47:40,578 --> 00:47:42,345
- Hmm?
- Really?

745
00:47:42,347 --> 00:47:43,746
How can you tell?

746
00:47:43,748 --> 00:47:45,581
I have an affinity
for Mexicans.

747
00:47:45,583 --> 00:47:47,450
They're, like,
my favorite people.

748
00:47:47,452 --> 00:47:51,320
I love Mexico.
I've been down there twice.

749
00:47:51,322 --> 00:47:52,588
(SIGHS)
Okay, Ronnie,

750
00:47:52,590 --> 00:47:54,724
then you should be the one
to inform them

751
00:47:54,726 --> 00:47:57,560
that if they're gonna spend
the night in Centerville,

752
00:47:57,562 --> 00:48:01,530
to not go out and to keep
their hotel room door locked.

753
00:48:01,532 --> 00:48:03,267
Okay?

754
00:48:09,474 --> 00:48:13,643
- Uh, you know, Cliff, uh...
- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

755
00:48:13,645 --> 00:48:16,646
I know this isn't important
comparatively, uh,

756
00:48:16,648 --> 00:48:19,382
- but, uh, all of my cats are gone.
- (DOOR OPENS)

757
00:48:19,384 --> 00:48:22,451
And-and, normally, they-they,
uh, just stay inside.

758
00:48:22,453 --> 00:48:24,687
(QUIET CONVERSATION)

759
00:48:24,689 --> 00:48:26,455
Well, I'm sorry
about that, Danny.

760
00:48:26,457 --> 00:48:28,224
They could be hiding.

761
00:48:28,226 --> 00:48:29,825
(STAMMERS)

762
00:48:29,827 --> 00:48:32,762
Nothing is happening normally
right now.

763
00:48:32,764 --> 00:48:35,498
- Yeah.
- How did they react?

764
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:38,701
They said, "I heard you had
a lot of zombies around here,"

765
00:48:38,703 --> 00:48:41,470
- and then they laughed.
- (DANNY SCOFFS)

766
00:48:41,472 --> 00:48:46,308
Infernal hipsters
with their irony.

767
00:48:46,310 --> 00:48:48,312
♪ ♪

768
00:49:10,334 --> 00:49:12,336
♪ ♪

769
00:49:24,749 --> 00:49:26,751
Melville.

770
00:49:29,353 --> 00:49:33,355
"Nameless miseries
of the numberless mortals."

771
00:49:33,357 --> 00:49:34,692
(CHUCKLES)

772
00:49:38,463 --> 00:49:40,498
(SIGHS)

773
00:49:43,367 --> 00:49:47,403
OLIVIA: Well, everything
looks normal out there.

774
00:49:47,405 --> 00:49:48,904
STELLA:
Yeah.

775
00:49:48,906 --> 00:49:52,341
OLIVIA: But what happened
sounds like the start of

776
00:49:52,343 --> 00:49:54,710
- a gruesome horror film.
- Sure does.

777
00:49:54,712 --> 00:49:57,513
- GERONIMO: Boo! (LAUGHS)
- (STELLA AND OLIVIA GASP)

778
00:49:57,515 --> 00:50:00,549
Really, really not funny,
Geronimo.

779
00:50:00,551 --> 00:50:03,652
You guys hear about those
grisly murders at the diner?

780
00:50:03,654 --> 00:50:06,422
Yeah.
Just talking about them.

781
00:50:06,424 --> 00:50:08,390
Creepy.

782
00:50:08,392 --> 00:50:09,825
I've been listening
to the radio,

783
00:50:09,827 --> 00:50:12,361
and I'm sure
it's the undead, yo.

784
00:50:12,363 --> 00:50:14,797
Reanimated by the Earth
being thrown off its axis

785
00:50:14,799 --> 00:50:16,732
from the polar fracking.

786
00:50:16,734 --> 00:50:18,567
What are you saying?

787
00:50:18,569 --> 00:50:20,569
I'm saying...

788
00:50:20,571 --> 00:50:23,806
full-on
zombie apocalypse, baby.

789
00:50:23,808 --> 00:50:25,808
Soon, there'll be
hordes of them.

790
00:50:25,810 --> 00:50:28,410
- Geronimo.
- Shit.

791
00:50:28,412 --> 00:50:30,112
Do you want to lose
your privileges again?

792
00:50:30,114 --> 00:50:31,881
(SIGHS)
No, sir.

793
00:50:31,883 --> 00:50:33,818
Then let's go.

794
00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:37,822
Unbelievable.

795
00:50:43,461 --> 00:50:45,427
♪ ♪

796
00:50:45,429 --> 00:50:46,864
(VEHICLE PASSING)

797
00:51:01,913 --> 00:51:04,580
RONNIE: Cliff,
why'd they used to separate

798
00:51:04,582 --> 00:51:06,582
the children's graves
from the adults'?

799
00:51:06,584 --> 00:51:07,817
Don't know.

800
00:51:07,819 --> 00:51:10,419
Some kind of
a 19th-century thing.

801
00:51:10,421 --> 00:51:12,454
RONNIE:
Huh.

802
00:51:12,456 --> 00:51:15,524
Seems like a bad idea somehow.

803
00:51:15,526 --> 00:51:18,661
Yeah. So, what exactly are we
looking for here? Zombies?

804
00:51:18,663 --> 00:51:19,897
(CLIFF YELPS)

805
00:51:21,732 --> 00:51:23,534
(GRUNTS)

806
00:51:32,476 --> 00:51:35,444
Hey, look over here.

807
00:51:35,446 --> 00:51:37,448
Here's another one.

808
00:51:41,752 --> 00:51:44,822
Oh, man.
This isn't gonna end well.

809
00:51:48,492 --> 00:51:50,895
♪ ♪

810
00:51:56,868 --> 00:51:58,534
(CAR DOORS CLOSE)

811
00:51:58,536 --> 00:51:59,537
(ENGINE STARTS)

812
00:52:05,977 --> 00:52:07,977
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

813
00:52:07,979 --> 00:52:09,981
♪ ♪

814
00:52:15,753 --> 00:52:17,887
Goddamn it.

815
00:52:17,889 --> 00:52:19,891
Ghouls.

816
00:52:22,793 --> 00:52:25,694
This is undead, reanimated,

817
00:52:25,696 --> 00:52:28,797
full-on,
flesh-eating zombie shit.

818
00:52:28,799 --> 00:52:30,801
No question.

819
00:52:50,821 --> 00:52:52,823
I was supposed to retire.

820
00:52:54,959 --> 00:52:57,528
- Two years ago.
- RONNIE: I know.

821
00:52:58,963 --> 00:53:01,697
- Why didn't you?
- What?

822
00:53:01,699 --> 00:53:03,966
Retire two years ago.

823
00:53:03,968 --> 00:53:07,036
Are we improvising here?

824
00:53:07,038 --> 00:53:09,772
No, I was just asking.

825
00:53:09,774 --> 00:53:11,774
But I probably know
the answer anyway.

826
00:53:11,776 --> 00:53:14,645
Probably. Yeah.

827
00:53:18,582 --> 00:53:21,050
So, is our plan
to continue to inform people

828
00:53:21,052 --> 00:53:23,786
about the zombie danger
before it gets dark?

829
00:53:23,788 --> 00:53:26,055
Oh, God, Ronnie.

830
00:53:26,057 --> 00:53:28,857
Uh... I guess so.

831
00:53:28,859 --> 00:53:30,693
Because we passed
Farmer Miller's place

832
00:53:30,695 --> 00:53:32,995
a little while ago.
Do we need to inform him?

833
00:53:32,997 --> 00:53:35,798
Fuck Farmer Miller.

834
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,800
Really?

835
00:53:37,802 --> 00:53:40,604
He is a citizen of Centerville.

836
00:53:42,006 --> 00:53:44,075
You're right. Uh...

837
00:53:46,077 --> 00:53:48,077
We'll have Mindy call him.

838
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:50,081
Oh, okay.

839
00:53:58,990 --> 00:54:02,158
So, Ronnie, how the fuck
do you kill a zombie?

840
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,562
Well, you got to kill the head.

841
00:54:05,896 --> 00:54:08,097
- "Kill the head."
- Yeah.

842
00:54:08,099 --> 00:54:12,768
By any means necessary,
kill the head.

843
00:54:12,770 --> 00:54:14,872
Decapitate.
It's the only way to kill them.

844
00:54:16,874 --> 00:54:20,042
(SCOFFS) Jesus.

845
00:54:20,044 --> 00:54:25,914
And that's really the only way
to stop zombies,

846
00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:28,751
is to kill the head, Hank.

847
00:54:28,753 --> 00:54:34,190
I know it's gruesome,
but complete decapitation.

848
00:54:34,192 --> 00:54:38,894
Doesn't matter if you use
a-a machete, steel wire,

849
00:54:38,896 --> 00:54:41,030
hedge clippers, whatever.

850
00:54:41,032 --> 00:54:44,833
Just as long as the spinal cord
is severed, right?

851
00:54:44,835 --> 00:54:48,072
- And the head... is cut off.
- (RUMMAGING)

852
00:54:50,074 --> 00:54:53,142
And that's it.
De-animated.

853
00:54:53,144 --> 00:54:56,812
Only way to kill the dead:

854
00:54:56,814 --> 00:54:58,381
kill the head.

855
00:54:58,383 --> 00:55:00,082
Uh, wait, Bobby.

856
00:55:00,084 --> 00:55:03,788
I-I'm not so sure
it was zombies.

857
00:55:08,025 --> 00:55:12,127
You said they ate
Lily and Fern's flesh.

858
00:55:12,129 --> 00:55:15,030
Usually, they go for
the brains.

859
00:55:15,032 --> 00:55:17,933
It's unusual, but...

860
00:55:17,935 --> 00:55:20,702
it's still cannibals, man.

861
00:55:20,704 --> 00:55:22,137
HANK:
Mm.

862
00:55:22,139 --> 00:55:24,773
Definitely zombies.

863
00:55:24,775 --> 00:55:26,176
Okay?

864
00:55:26,178 --> 00:55:28,844
Hank, you can trust me.

865
00:55:28,846 --> 00:55:32,182
I've seen almost every
zombie film ever made.

866
00:55:32,184 --> 00:55:34,016
HANK:
Mm.

867
00:55:34,018 --> 00:55:37,119
This is zombie shit going down,
and we got to get prepared.

868
00:55:37,121 --> 00:55:39,021
I don't know
what to think anymore.

869
00:55:39,023 --> 00:55:40,923
(HANK CHUCKLES, MUTTERS)

870
00:55:40,925 --> 00:55:43,025
BOBBY:
Hank, the shells.

871
00:55:43,027 --> 00:55:45,029
Oh, yeah.

872
00:55:47,731 --> 00:55:49,064
(HANK GRUNTS)

873
00:55:49,066 --> 00:55:52,101
Better safe than sorry.

874
00:55:52,103 --> 00:55:55,104
Yeah, you're right.

875
00:55:55,106 --> 00:55:57,808
Safe than sorry.

876
00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:02,178
Just kill the head.
(GRUNTS)

877
00:56:02,180 --> 00:56:03,812
POSIE (OVER TV):
Several other shocking

878
00:56:03,814 --> 00:56:05,080
- and brutal attacks
- (FAUCET RUNNING)

879
00:56:05,082 --> 00:56:07,082
occurred in this
residential neighborhood

880
00:56:07,084 --> 00:56:08,784
just outside East Brady.

881
00:56:08,786 --> 00:56:10,153
The images are just
too gruesome

882
00:56:10,155 --> 00:56:11,987
to broadcast at this time,

883
00:56:11,989 --> 00:56:14,823
and police are saying
that it almost looked like

884
00:56:14,825 --> 00:56:17,726
the victims were attacked
by a wild animal

885
00:56:17,728 --> 00:56:19,862
or perhaps
several wild animals.

886
00:56:19,864 --> 00:56:21,797
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

887
00:56:21,799 --> 00:56:23,233
(STATIC BUZZES)

888
00:56:23,235 --> 00:56:25,000
Police did provide this map

889
00:56:25,002 --> 00:56:26,902
- showing where these...
- (WATCH CHIMING)

890
00:56:26,904 --> 00:56:28,937
Goddamn it,
my watch doesn't fucking work.

891
00:56:28,939 --> 00:56:31,174
I just got it.
It's mad expensive.

892
00:56:31,176 --> 00:56:33,775
Holy shit, dude,
this is insane.

893
00:56:33,777 --> 00:56:35,144
Wow.

894
00:56:35,146 --> 00:56:37,846
Maybe that Harry Potter guy
at the gas station

895
00:56:37,848 --> 00:56:39,114
wasn't kidding, man.

896
00:56:39,116 --> 00:56:40,916
What, about-about what?

897
00:56:40,918 --> 00:56:42,252
About there being zombies
around here.

898
00:56:42,254 --> 00:56:43,986
ZOE:
That's not even funny.

899
00:56:43,988 --> 00:56:45,988
Don't joke.
It's really, really creepy.

900
00:56:45,990 --> 00:56:47,990
POSIE: Authorities are
warning all citizens

901
00:56:47,992 --> 00:56:50,160
to stay inside
and keep all doors

902
00:56:50,162 --> 00:56:52,094
and windows locked and secured.

903
00:56:52,096 --> 00:56:53,729
Zack, lock the door, will you?

904
00:56:53,731 --> 00:56:55,063
- Got you.
- POSIE: But for now,

905
00:56:55,065 --> 00:56:57,267
this is Posie Juarez
for Centerville 7 News.

906
00:56:57,269 --> 00:56:58,934
(DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS)

907
00:56:58,936 --> 00:57:01,739
Stay safe
and keep your eyes open.

908
00:57:04,509 --> 00:57:06,710
♪ ♪

909
00:57:15,986 --> 00:57:18,256
(RASPY GRUNTING)

910
00:57:24,895 --> 00:57:27,131
(ZOMBIES GRUNTING AND MOANING)

911
00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:35,072
♪ ♪

912
00:57:55,025 --> 00:57:57,027
♪ ♪

913
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,868
Kitties!

914
00:58:07,205 --> 00:58:09,274
Where are you guys?

915
00:58:13,844 --> 00:58:15,245
(GRUNTS)

916
00:58:15,247 --> 00:58:17,047
Kitties!

917
00:58:21,152 --> 00:58:23,154
Kitties!

918
00:58:28,293 --> 00:58:31,893
(SIGHS)
What in the name of...

919
00:58:31,895 --> 00:58:33,396
Cats are gone.

920
00:58:33,398 --> 00:58:36,299
Haven't seen or heard a bird
in two days.

921
00:58:36,301 --> 00:58:38,201
- (ZOMBIES SNARLING)
- It's already night out.

922
00:58:38,203 --> 00:58:41,103
It's 5:00.

923
00:58:41,105 --> 00:58:43,172
Dear Lord in Heaven, help us.

924
00:58:43,174 --> 00:58:45,140
(RASPING):
Free cable.

925
00:58:45,142 --> 00:58:48,076
- Oh, it's free ca... (YELLS)
- (SNARLING)

926
00:58:48,078 --> 00:58:50,315
- (DANNY SCREAMING)
- (ZOMBIES GROANING)

927
00:58:59,023 --> 00:59:01,125
Thank God you guys are back.

928
00:59:03,395 --> 00:59:06,897
Jesus, Cliff, do we really need
all this stuff?

929
00:59:08,899 --> 00:59:10,366
What's all this for?

930
00:59:10,368 --> 00:59:12,468
We went by the hardware store.

931
00:59:12,470 --> 00:59:15,204
You know what happens.

932
00:59:15,206 --> 00:59:18,241
Hank and that hobbit kid Bobby
from the gas station

933
00:59:18,243 --> 00:59:20,042
have locked themselves in
over there.

934
00:59:20,044 --> 00:59:23,111
They tried to convince
other citizens to join them,

935
00:59:23,113 --> 00:59:24,913
but with no success.

936
00:59:24,915 --> 00:59:26,249
Why? What's happening?

937
00:59:26,251 --> 00:59:28,153
Is it some sort
of epidemic or what?

938
00:59:29,987 --> 00:59:31,989
It's zombies.

939
00:59:33,957 --> 00:59:35,991
- What are you saying?
- Well, it's the undead.

940
00:59:35,993 --> 00:59:37,993
They've been reanimated.

941
00:59:37,995 --> 00:59:41,264
Caused by the Earth having been
pulled off its axis,

942
00:59:41,266 --> 00:59:42,998
caused by the polar fracking.

943
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,434
But the authorities
and energy people

944
00:59:44,436 --> 00:59:46,438
keep saying that's not true.

945
00:59:50,241 --> 00:59:52,210
Really?

946
00:59:55,979 --> 00:59:57,979
(SCREAMS)

947
00:59:57,981 --> 00:59:59,282
Oh, my God.

948
00:59:59,284 --> 01:00:01,083
- She's alive?
- RONNIE: No.

949
01:00:01,085 --> 01:00:04,119
She's not.
She's just undead.

950
01:00:04,121 --> 01:00:07,089
Chardonnay.

951
01:00:07,091 --> 01:00:10,426
Holy shit.
Did she just say "chardonnay"?

952
01:00:10,428 --> 01:00:13,229
Yeah, she did.

953
01:00:13,231 --> 01:00:15,164
Look out, kids.

954
01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,433
Hey, little Mallory.

955
01:00:17,435 --> 01:00:19,002
(GUNSHOT, BULLET RICOCHETS)

956
01:00:20,271 --> 01:00:22,104
(GUNSHOT)

957
01:00:22,106 --> 01:00:25,274
Chardonnay.

958
01:00:25,276 --> 01:00:27,210
I got this, Cliff.

959
01:00:27,212 --> 01:00:28,544
(BLADE SCRAPING)

960
01:00:28,546 --> 01:00:30,011
(RONNIE GRUNTS)

961
01:00:30,013 --> 01:00:31,148
(THUD)

962
01:00:33,351 --> 01:00:36,321
(RONNIE GRUNTING)

963
01:00:38,456 --> 01:00:40,258
- (CLIFF GASPS)
- (HEAD THUDDING)

964
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,166
Chardonnay.

965
01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:51,467
- (SCREAMS)
- (GUN COCKS)

966
01:00:51,469 --> 01:00:53,503
(GUNSHOT)

967
01:00:53,505 --> 01:00:56,037
Those are some
pretty good cuts.

968
01:00:56,039 --> 01:00:58,307
You played some
minor league ball, didn't you?

969
01:00:58,309 --> 01:01:00,410
Well, um, a little Class A.

970
01:01:00,412 --> 01:01:02,414
It-it was a long time ago.

971
01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:07,550
Mindy, just remember
to kill the head.

972
01:01:07,552 --> 01:01:09,585
Okay.

973
01:01:09,587 --> 01:01:12,053
Kill the head. Okay.

974
01:01:12,055 --> 01:01:14,055
Ronnie, take this thing
out of here.

975
01:01:14,057 --> 01:01:16,059
You got it, Chief.

976
01:01:18,496 --> 01:01:21,164
Oh, that's very nice.

977
01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:23,466
Very nice, indeed.

978
01:01:23,468 --> 01:01:27,370
You look gorgeous.

979
01:01:27,372 --> 01:01:30,239
You two could have been
the king and queen

980
01:01:30,241 --> 01:01:32,410
of the golf club, so you could.

981
01:01:34,111 --> 01:01:36,011
(BELL DINGS)

982
01:01:36,013 --> 01:01:37,482
Oh, my.

983
01:01:42,052 --> 01:01:43,252
(RATTLING)

984
01:01:43,254 --> 01:01:44,587
(BELL DINGS)

985
01:01:44,589 --> 01:01:46,957
What's this?

986
01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,497
(BELL DINGS)

987
01:01:53,531 --> 01:01:55,063
(BELL DINGS)

988
01:01:55,065 --> 01:01:57,633
Are you in this together?

989
01:01:57,635 --> 01:02:00,236
I mean, this is
really inappropriate.

990
01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:02,540
Oh, good grief.

991
01:02:06,377 --> 01:02:08,377
So, the dead just don't
want to die today.

992
01:02:08,379 --> 01:02:10,315
Is that it?

993
01:02:21,593 --> 01:02:24,059
That's a shame.

994
01:02:24,061 --> 01:02:26,364
I had them looking so bonny.

995
01:02:28,266 --> 01:02:31,101
- (BANGING AT DOOR)
- Oh, what is it now?

996
01:02:34,606 --> 01:02:37,609
- Who's there?
- (BANGING CONTINUES)

997
01:02:47,852 --> 01:02:49,621
Shit.

998
01:02:55,627 --> 01:02:58,095
(LOCKS CLICK)

999
01:02:59,597 --> 01:03:01,297
Who the fuck are you,

1000
01:03:01,299 --> 01:03:02,865
- and what do you want?
- (HISSES)

1001
01:03:02,867 --> 01:03:04,534
Ow! Hey!

1002
01:03:04,536 --> 01:03:06,369
Get the fuck...

1003
01:03:06,371 --> 01:03:08,471
- (SNARLING)
- (FRANK GROANING)

1004
01:03:08,473 --> 01:03:10,441
(STRAINED GRUNTING)

1005
01:03:12,377 --> 01:03:14,443
(FRANK COUGHING)

1006
01:03:14,445 --> 01:03:16,548
(PANTING)

1007
01:03:18,550 --> 01:03:21,384
Shit.

1008
01:03:21,386 --> 01:03:23,152
I killed him.

1009
01:03:23,154 --> 01:03:24,587
That was weird.

1010
01:03:24,589 --> 01:03:26,391
Candy.

1011
01:03:27,725 --> 01:03:30,626
- Candy.
- Snapple.

1012
01:03:30,628 --> 01:03:32,628
Snapple.

1013
01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:34,632
♪ ♪

1014
01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:41,506
Snickers.

1015
01:03:44,409 --> 01:03:48,177
- Popsicle.
- Snickers.

1016
01:03:48,179 --> 01:03:50,214
Popsicle.

1017
01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:53,685
Popsicle.

1018
01:04:03,695 --> 01:04:06,129
Toys.

1019
01:04:07,932 --> 01:04:10,133
Skittles.

1020
01:04:11,502 --> 01:04:13,504
Toys.

1021
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,442
(GROWLING SOFTLY)

1022
01:04:23,781 --> 01:04:25,948
Wi-Fi.

1023
01:04:25,950 --> 01:04:27,683
(ZOMBIES MOANING, MUTTERING)

1024
01:04:27,685 --> 01:04:29,652
Wi-Fi.

1025
01:04:29,654 --> 01:04:31,556
Bluetooth.

1026
01:04:33,491 --> 01:04:36,126
Bluetooth.

1027
01:04:38,363 --> 01:04:40,264
Siri.

1028
01:04:41,499 --> 01:04:44,268
- Xanax.
- Oxy.

1029
01:04:45,536 --> 01:04:48,270
- Xanax.
- Oxy.

1030
01:04:48,272 --> 01:04:49,438
Ambien.

1031
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:50,608
Oxy.

1032
01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:57,415
Guitar.

1033
01:04:59,550 --> 01:05:01,651
Guitar.

1034
01:05:01,653 --> 01:05:05,454
- Tools.
- Drill.

1035
01:05:05,456 --> 01:05:07,423
- (DRILL WHIRRING)
- Sander.

1036
01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,291
Tools.

1037
01:05:09,293 --> 01:05:10,760
(BOBBY WHIMPERING)

1038
01:05:10,762 --> 01:05:12,762
- BOBBY: Hey, no. Come on.
- HANK: Hey. Hey.

1039
01:05:12,764 --> 01:05:14,697
HANK:
Okay, okay. Holy shit.

1040
01:05:14,699 --> 01:05:16,766
- Hey, we need to mow them down.
- Come on, man.

1041
01:05:16,768 --> 01:05:18,336
- Bobby. Shit.
- (ZOMBIES SNARLING)

1042
01:05:20,571 --> 01:05:22,507
(RASPY MOANING)

1043
01:05:25,309 --> 01:05:28,244
(GUN COCKS)

1044
01:05:28,246 --> 01:05:29,580
BOBBY:
I got this one, Hank.

1045
01:05:34,719 --> 01:05:37,453
HANK:
Shit.

1046
01:05:37,455 --> 01:05:39,588
(ZOMBIES MOANING)

1047
01:05:39,590 --> 01:05:41,726
(HANK GRUNTING)

1048
01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:44,627
(GASPS)
Hey, Bobby!

1049
01:05:44,629 --> 01:05:46,028
The head, Hank!

1050
01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:48,332
(GRUNTS)

1051
01:05:52,403 --> 01:05:54,670
I killed the head.

1052
01:05:54,672 --> 01:05:56,808
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE MOANING)

1053
01:06:02,313 --> 01:06:04,282
(ZOMBIES GROANING)

1054
01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:07,516
What the fuck?
Is this for real?

1055
01:06:07,518 --> 01:06:10,319
- Shh, shh! Shh, shh, shh.
- Quiet!

1056
01:06:10,321 --> 01:06:11,587
- (THUMPING)
- (GUARD YELLS)

1057
01:06:11,589 --> 01:06:13,422
GUARD:
Get the fuck off me!

1058
01:06:13,424 --> 01:06:16,425
(GRUNTING, GROANING)

1059
01:06:16,427 --> 01:06:18,828
- Fuck!
- DENNIS: Holy shit!

1060
01:06:18,830 --> 01:06:20,663
Shithead!

1061
01:06:20,665 --> 01:06:22,732
(GUARDS SCREAMING)

1062
01:06:22,734 --> 01:06:24,366
DENNIS:
Save me!

1063
01:06:24,368 --> 01:06:26,769
- What? No!
- What are you doing? Stop!

1064
01:06:26,771 --> 01:06:28,738
- DENNIS: Get the fuck off me!
- (GUARD GROANING)

1065
01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:30,508
Closet.

1066
01:06:35,847 --> 01:06:37,847
- GUARD: Fuck!
- DENNIS: Fucking shithead!

1067
01:06:37,849 --> 01:06:41,617
- (ZOMBIES SNARLING)
- (GUARDS YELLING, GROANING)

1068
01:06:41,619 --> 01:06:43,652
(RASPY MOANING)

1069
01:06:43,654 --> 01:06:45,488
(STATIC DRONES,
FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

1070
01:06:45,490 --> 01:06:46,722
MAN (OVER RADIO):
...violent...

1071
01:06:46,724 --> 01:06:48,524
MAN 2 (OVER RADIO):
Reports of these

1072
01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:50,092
bizarre attacks are escalating,

1073
01:06:50,094 --> 01:06:52,828
with incidents occurring
sporadically across the country

1074
01:06:52,830 --> 01:06:56,665
and, as we're now learning,
uh, across the globe.

1075
01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:58,501
You see,
these violent marauders

1076
01:06:58,503 --> 01:07:01,771
have apparently first
been gathering in cemeteries,

1077
01:07:01,773 --> 01:07:05,474
then dispersing
into towns and suburbs,

1078
01:07:05,476 --> 01:07:07,576
while other reports suggest...

1079
01:07:07,578 --> 01:07:10,314
(STATIC CRACKLES,
VOICE DISTORTS)

1080
01:07:12,817 --> 01:07:15,286
- (BROADCAST STOPS)
- (SNIFFS) Great.

1081
01:07:17,421 --> 01:07:19,822
Now even the radio's dead.

1082
01:07:19,824 --> 01:07:21,824
Good riddance.

1083
01:07:21,826 --> 01:07:23,926
(ZOMBIES SNARLING IN DISTANCE)

1084
01:07:23,928 --> 01:07:26,462
Guys...

1085
01:07:26,464 --> 01:07:28,564
shouldn't we be
telling each other

1086
01:07:28,566 --> 01:07:31,567
that it's all gonna be okay?

1087
01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:35,306
That this will all go away,
like a bad dream?

1088
01:07:38,442 --> 01:07:40,576
Ronnie?

1089
01:07:40,578 --> 01:07:44,749
RONNIE: Gee, Mindy,
I'm not sure I can say that.

1090
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,155
Cliff?

1091
01:07:52,157 --> 01:07:54,623
Please?

1092
01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:58,161
It's all gonna be okay, Mindy.

1093
01:07:58,163 --> 01:08:02,633
Maybe it'll all just go away,
like a bad dream.

1094
01:08:06,537 --> 01:08:08,539
I doubt it.

1095
01:08:11,876 --> 01:08:15,746
(CRYING SOFTLY)

1096
01:08:26,824 --> 01:08:28,524
WOMAN (OVER TV):
Seven and eight.

1097
01:08:28,526 --> 01:08:30,526
- Now do both for eight.
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1098
01:08:30,528 --> 01:08:33,664
- And push. And push. Yeah.
- (STATIC BUZZES)

1099
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:38,434
- (STATIC BUZZES)
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)

1100
01:08:38,436 --> 01:08:40,838
(WATCH CHIMING)

1101
01:08:43,774 --> 01:08:44,974
(GROANS)

1102
01:08:44,976 --> 01:08:46,742
Cleveland.

1103
01:08:46,744 --> 01:08:49,879
(MUTTERS, MOANS)

1104
01:08:49,881 --> 01:08:52,215
- (WATCH CHIMES)
- (CHEWING)

1105
01:08:52,217 --> 01:08:55,419
(CROWS CAWING)

1106
01:08:57,622 --> 01:08:59,622
(GASPS)

1107
01:08:59,624 --> 01:09:00,925
What the...

1108
01:09:06,231 --> 01:09:09,800
Now, that's what I call
a murder of crows.

1109
01:09:16,674 --> 01:09:18,676
♪ ♪

1110
01:09:20,845 --> 01:09:23,014
(ZOMBIES MOANING)

1111
01:09:31,689 --> 01:09:34,690
Darn, she's really good
with that thing, isn't she?

1112
01:09:34,692 --> 01:09:36,694
She sure is.

1113
01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:43,866
She's strange.

1114
01:09:43,868 --> 01:09:46,969
- She's Scottish.
- She's Scottish?

1115
01:09:46,971 --> 01:09:48,839
(ZOMBIE MOANING)

1116
01:10:01,919 --> 01:10:04,755
Let's unbolt the door
and get her in here.

1117
01:10:09,294 --> 01:10:12,861
Thank you very much,
Officer Ronald Peterson.

1118
01:10:12,863 --> 01:10:15,731
Chief Clifford Robertson.

1119
01:10:15,733 --> 01:10:17,300
Officer Minerva Morrison.

1120
01:10:17,302 --> 01:10:20,703
What exactly is
your plan of action,

1121
01:10:20,705 --> 01:10:22,004
Chief Clifford Robertson?

1122
01:10:22,006 --> 01:10:24,740
Well... well...

1123
01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:26,976
uh, it's a little
quieter now.

1124
01:10:26,978 --> 01:10:30,980
I-I think, I guess we should
just get in the patrol car...

1125
01:10:30,982 --> 01:10:34,317
some of us, anyway...
and, uh, patrol the community.

1126
01:10:34,319 --> 01:10:35,918
After all, that is our job.

1127
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,619
MINDY:
I'm not staying here.

1128
01:10:37,621 --> 01:10:39,888
I-I think we should all
go together.

1129
01:10:39,890 --> 01:10:42,860
CLIFF:
Well, I guess you're right.

1130
01:10:45,062 --> 01:10:47,029
I could stay here
and monitor things,

1131
01:10:47,031 --> 01:10:49,031
if that would help.

1132
01:10:49,033 --> 01:10:50,833
I'm quite confident
of my ability

1133
01:10:50,835 --> 01:10:53,135
to defend myself
against the undead.

1134
01:10:53,137 --> 01:10:56,007
Well, I-I can see that.

1135
01:10:58,642 --> 01:11:03,014
But, uh, can you operate the
police radio and our computer?

1136
01:11:05,616 --> 01:11:07,750
Oh, aye.

1137
01:11:07,752 --> 01:11:09,152
No bother.

1138
01:11:09,154 --> 01:11:10,719
Certainly.

1139
01:11:10,721 --> 01:11:12,087
MINDY:
Yeah, if it still works.

1140
01:11:12,089 --> 01:11:13,922
RONNIE:
I don't know.

1141
01:11:13,924 --> 01:11:18,093
That would be a little unusual,
wouldn't it, Cliff?

1142
01:11:18,095 --> 01:11:20,129
ZELDA: Well, this is
a highly unusual situation

1143
01:11:20,131 --> 01:11:23,932
we're in, is it not,
Chief Clifford Robertson?

1144
01:11:23,934 --> 01:11:27,669
Perhaps we could all
meet up again in a wee while

1145
01:11:27,671 --> 01:11:30,005
in the cemetery.

1146
01:11:30,007 --> 01:11:32,009
♪ ♪

1147
01:11:34,011 --> 01:11:36,111
Yeah, it's okay.
I guess it's okay.

1148
01:11:36,113 --> 01:11:37,880
Uh, let's go, guys.

1149
01:11:37,882 --> 01:11:39,748
We've got some more weapons
in the patrol car.

1150
01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:41,917
Excuse me,
Officer Ronald Peterson.

1151
01:11:41,919 --> 01:11:43,685
Might I request that I have

1152
01:11:43,687 --> 01:11:45,723
the use of your own
personal vehicle?

1153
01:11:47,725 --> 01:11:48,957
Uh, oh.

1154
01:11:48,959 --> 01:11:51,760
Oh, uh... okay.

1155
01:11:51,762 --> 01:11:53,764
(KEYS JINGLING)

1156
01:11:56,234 --> 01:11:58,834
ZELDA:
Oh. <i>Star Wars.</i>

1157
01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:00,403
Excellent fiction.

1158
01:12:00,405 --> 01:12:02,971
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah.
- ZELDA: Mm.

1159
01:12:02,973 --> 01:12:04,673
It's the, uh...

1160
01:12:04,675 --> 01:12:06,108
Red convertible Smart car?

1161
01:12:06,110 --> 01:12:07,945
Yes.

1162
01:12:16,154 --> 01:12:17,988
Mind how you go.

1163
01:12:23,761 --> 01:12:25,763
(ZOMBIES MOANING)

1164
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,835
♪ ♪

1165
01:12:41,078 --> 01:12:43,879
(LAWN MOWER ENGINE RUMBLING)

1166
01:12:43,881 --> 01:12:47,118
(METAL SCRAPING)

1167
01:12:51,755 --> 01:12:53,858
Slow down a second, Cliff.

1168
01:12:58,463 --> 01:12:59,897
Excuse me.
(GRUNTS)

1169
01:13:02,133 --> 01:13:04,169
Yes.

1170
01:13:06,271 --> 01:13:08,038
Kill the head.

1171
01:13:16,046 --> 01:13:19,182
(MOANING, MUTTERING)

1172
01:13:19,184 --> 01:13:21,186
(GROANING)

1173
01:13:24,822 --> 01:13:28,790
They gravitate towards things
they did when they were alive.

1174
01:13:28,792 --> 01:13:30,160
Yeah.

1175
01:13:30,162 --> 01:13:31,994
(RASPY MOANING)

1176
01:13:31,996 --> 01:13:34,863
CLIFF:
Tennis girl's kind of cute.

1177
01:13:34,865 --> 01:13:36,168
MINDY:
Geez, Cliff.

1178
01:13:37,968 --> 01:13:41,069
This is way too creepy.

1179
01:13:41,071 --> 01:13:42,940
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1180
01:13:46,043 --> 01:13:48,746
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE MOANING)

1181
01:13:54,752 --> 01:13:56,752
CLIFF:
Oh, God.

1182
01:13:56,754 --> 01:13:59,021
I know those kids.

1183
01:13:59,023 --> 01:14:01,226
But they're all dead.

1184
01:14:07,232 --> 01:14:09,965
♪ ♪

1185
01:14:09,967 --> 01:14:11,867
Watch it, Cliff.

1186
01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:14,069
- (TIRES SQUEAL)
- (ZOMBIE GRUNTS)

1187
01:14:14,071 --> 01:14:16,539
(CRYING):
Did you have to do that?

1188
01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:18,208
I'm sorry.
I didn't see him.

1189
01:14:18,210 --> 01:14:20,543
Well, it doesn't matter, Mindy.

1190
01:14:20,545 --> 01:14:22,978
They're already dead.

1191
01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:24,980
Well, undead, to be precise.

1192
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,850
Reanimated.

1193
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,255
- (ZOMBIES GROANING)
- Fucking trespasser.

1194
01:14:32,257 --> 01:14:34,192
Kiss your ass goodbye.

1195
01:14:40,398 --> 01:14:44,302
Oh, shit, where are they all
coming from?

1196
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:11,927
It seems pretty quiet.

1197
01:15:11,929 --> 01:15:15,130
But door number three is open,
so I'm gonna check it out.

1198
01:15:15,132 --> 01:15:17,200
Let's both check it out.

1199
01:15:17,202 --> 01:15:19,204
Well, I'm coming, too.

1200
01:15:36,954 --> 01:15:38,454
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

1201
01:15:38,456 --> 01:15:41,391
Oh, that's bad.

1202
01:15:41,393 --> 01:15:43,395
♪ ♪

1203
01:16:04,182 --> 01:16:06,184
♪ ♪

1204
01:16:09,953 --> 01:16:12,956
(MACHETE HACKING)

1205
01:16:24,101 --> 01:16:26,304
(MACHETE HACKS,
HEAD THUDS ON FLOOR)

1206
01:16:49,427 --> 01:16:51,429
Sturgill Simpson.

1207
01:16:59,937 --> 01:17:02,072
- (MACHETE HACKS)
- (MINDY GASPS QUIETLY)

1208
01:17:14,152 --> 01:17:16,053
MINDY:
Oh, my God.

1209
01:17:19,022 --> 01:17:20,958
Why did you do that?

1210
01:17:23,328 --> 01:17:25,330
They're not zombies.

1211
01:17:27,332 --> 01:17:29,499
They're just dead people.

1212
01:17:29,501 --> 01:17:32,235
Well, yeah, for now, they're
still just dead hipsters,

1213
01:17:32,237 --> 01:17:34,102
but they haven't turned yet.

1214
01:17:34,104 --> 01:17:35,571
It can take a while.

1215
01:17:35,573 --> 01:17:37,442
He's right, Mindy.

1216
01:17:39,444 --> 01:17:42,010
Now they're just...

1217
01:17:42,012 --> 01:17:45,949
dead hipsters from Cleveland.

1218
01:17:47,218 --> 01:17:49,050
MINDY (SOBBING):
Oh, my God.

1219
01:17:49,052 --> 01:17:51,754
I can't.

1220
01:17:51,756 --> 01:17:54,057
(CRYING):
My God.

1221
01:17:59,062 --> 01:18:01,764
(COMPUTER BEEPS, WHIRS)

1222
01:18:01,766 --> 01:18:04,167
(ZOMBIES MOANING NEARBY)

1223
01:18:04,169 --> 01:18:06,404
(TYPING RAPIDLY)

1224
01:18:12,343 --> 01:18:14,610
(STOPS TYPING)

1225
01:18:14,612 --> 01:18:17,480
(BANGING)

1226
01:18:17,482 --> 01:18:19,950
(MOANING CONTINUES)

1227
01:18:25,356 --> 01:18:28,359
Well, look at all of you.

1228
01:18:30,462 --> 01:18:32,462
So very ravenous,

1229
01:18:32,464 --> 01:18:36,301
yet well past
your expiration date.

1230
01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:43,140
(GLASS CRACKLING)

1231
01:18:50,281 --> 01:18:53,218
Oh, man.
Get a load of these two.

1232
01:18:54,619 --> 01:18:57,386
Coffee.

1233
01:18:57,388 --> 01:19:01,226
- Coffee.
- Coffee.

1234
01:19:03,661 --> 01:19:06,331
(ZOMBIES GROANING IN DISTANCE)

1235
01:19:21,144 --> 01:19:24,145
("THE DEAD DON'T DIE"
BY STURGILL SIMPSON PLAYING)

1236
01:19:24,147 --> 01:19:25,581
Oh, God.

1237
01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,618
Not that again.

1238
01:19:28,620 --> 01:19:31,086
Sturgill Simpson.

1239
01:19:31,088 --> 01:19:35,157
- ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪
- Great song.

1240
01:19:35,159 --> 01:19:38,427
♪ Any more than you or I ♪

1241
01:19:38,429 --> 01:19:42,865
♪ They're just ghosts
inside a dream ♪

1242
01:19:42,867 --> 01:19:46,435
♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪

1243
01:19:46,437 --> 01:19:50,373
♪ They walk around us
all the time... ♪

1244
01:19:50,375 --> 01:19:53,276
Goddamn it.
I can't take any more.

1245
01:19:53,278 --> 01:19:54,612
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (WINDOW WHIRS OPEN)

1246
01:19:58,883 --> 01:20:00,550
(WINDOW WHIRS SHUT)

1247
01:20:00,552 --> 01:20:02,554
That was irrational, Cliff.

1248
01:20:06,190 --> 01:20:08,192
♪ ♪

1249
01:20:10,194 --> 01:20:12,630
(ZOMBIES SNARLING)

1250
01:20:34,552 --> 01:20:36,452
CLIFF:
Fuck. Do you think Hank

1251
01:20:36,454 --> 01:20:39,157
and Bobby Wiggins
are still in there?

1252
01:20:41,626 --> 01:20:44,560
Should we try to get 'em out?

1253
01:20:44,562 --> 01:20:47,496
Uh, Cliff, we're drawing
some attention.

1254
01:20:47,498 --> 01:20:50,433
MINDY (CRYING):
Oh, God, Cliff.

1255
01:20:50,435 --> 01:20:52,935
Please get us out of here.

1256
01:20:52,937 --> 01:20:56,341
(SNIFFLES)
Please, Cliff. Please.

1257
01:20:58,209 --> 01:21:00,443
(MINDY SNIFFLES)

1258
01:21:00,445 --> 01:21:01,777
(DRILL WHIRRING)

1259
01:21:01,779 --> 01:21:03,579
- That should hold.
- (HANK PANTING)

1260
01:21:03,581 --> 01:21:05,717
Goddamn zombies, Bobby.

1261
01:21:11,956 --> 01:21:14,523
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE MOANING
AND SNARLING)

1262
01:21:14,525 --> 01:21:16,728
(BANGING)

1263
01:21:21,399 --> 01:21:23,532
HANK:
I know those guys.

1264
01:21:23,534 --> 01:21:25,434
They were two of
my best customers.

1265
01:21:25,436 --> 01:21:27,403
Yeah, yeah, the Good brothers.

1266
01:21:27,405 --> 01:21:29,672
Travis and Dallas Good.

1267
01:21:29,674 --> 01:21:32,441
They died in a car crash
some time back.

1268
01:21:32,443 --> 01:21:34,543
Oh, shit.

1269
01:21:34,545 --> 01:21:36,746
Yeah, now I remember
those guys.

1270
01:21:36,748 --> 01:21:38,814
The Good brothers.

1271
01:21:38,816 --> 01:21:41,450
- They were really good guitar pickers.
- (HANK MUTTERS)

1272
01:21:41,452 --> 01:21:43,986
HANK: That's right.
It's-it's like they came out

1273
01:21:43,988 --> 01:21:48,290
of the birth canal
with guitars in their hands.

1274
01:21:48,292 --> 01:21:49,692
(BANGING)

1275
01:21:49,694 --> 01:21:53,295
I think you saved my life, man.

1276
01:21:53,297 --> 01:21:54,830
No worries, Hank.

1277
01:21:54,832 --> 01:21:57,168
(PANTING)

1278
01:21:59,003 --> 01:22:01,404
(BANGING AT DOOR)

1279
01:22:01,406 --> 01:22:02,672
HANK:
Shit.

1280
01:22:02,674 --> 01:22:05,474
- What?
- The fucking back door.

1281
01:22:05,476 --> 01:22:07,543
The back door
to the storage room.

1282
01:22:07,545 --> 01:22:10,715
- BOBBY: What?
- HANK: Here. (GRUNTS)

1283
01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:15,618
- (MOANING)
- Jesus, Bobby.

1284
01:22:15,620 --> 01:22:17,722
Shit.

1285
01:22:19,724 --> 01:22:21,424
(DRILL WHIRS)

1286
01:22:21,426 --> 01:22:23,327
There's way too many, Hank.

1287
01:22:25,329 --> 01:22:26,696
This here is a nightmare,
Bobby.

1288
01:22:26,698 --> 01:22:28,831
- (DRILL WHIRS)
- BOBBY: We're goners, man.

1289
01:22:28,833 --> 01:22:32,301
BOBBY (WHIMPERING):
Fuck.

1290
01:22:32,303 --> 01:22:34,303
♪ ♪

1291
01:22:34,305 --> 01:22:37,308
(DOOR CREAKS)

1292
01:22:50,354 --> 01:22:52,356
♪ ♪

1293
01:22:56,828 --> 01:22:58,661
(ZOMBIES GROANING)

1294
01:22:58,663 --> 01:23:00,498
(GASPING)

1295
01:23:07,572 --> 01:23:09,574
♪ ♪

1296
01:23:13,077 --> 01:23:14,810
FRANK:
Come on. Give me that!

1297
01:23:14,812 --> 01:23:16,645
HERMIT BOB:
Well, I'll be a monkey's ass.

1298
01:23:16,647 --> 01:23:18,380
(FRANK YELLS)

1299
01:23:18,382 --> 01:23:20,382
HERMIT BOB:
It's finally payback time.

1300
01:23:20,384 --> 01:23:22,551
FRANK: You goddamn refugees!
I'll get all of you!

1301
01:23:22,553 --> 01:23:24,820
You're gonna pay for this!

1302
01:23:24,822 --> 01:23:28,390
(FRANK GRUNTING,
YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

1303
01:23:28,392 --> 01:23:30,426
Get off my property!

1304
01:23:30,428 --> 01:23:31,727
- Hey! Ow!
- Mmm.

1305
01:23:31,729 --> 01:23:33,596
(FRANK SCREAMING)

1306
01:23:33,598 --> 01:23:35,600
This is good chicken.

1307
01:23:38,436 --> 01:23:40,402
FRANK:
Damn it! Hey!

1308
01:23:40,404 --> 01:23:42,571
(FRANK GRUNTING)

1309
01:23:42,573 --> 01:23:44,842
(FRANK YELLING INDISTINCTLY,
SCREAMING)

1310
01:23:50,548 --> 01:23:52,550
(ENGINE WHINING,
TIRES SPINNING)

1311
01:24:03,494 --> 01:24:05,496
You want to get out and check?

1312
01:24:06,931 --> 01:24:10,601
Uh, I'd-I'd rather not.

1313
01:24:13,738 --> 01:24:15,938
Well, that's perfect, isn't it?

1314
01:24:15,940 --> 01:24:18,440
Right in the middle
of the fucking cemetery.

1315
01:24:18,442 --> 01:24:21,811
No, it isn't perfect.

1316
01:24:21,813 --> 01:24:24,446
Why did you run over them?

1317
01:24:24,448 --> 01:24:26,450
(ENGINE WHINES, TIRES SPIN)

1318
01:24:27,819 --> 01:24:31,687
They are not
ordinary pedestrians.

1319
01:24:31,689 --> 01:24:33,691
(ZOMBIES GROWLING, MOANING)

1320
01:24:46,704 --> 01:24:48,706
This is definitely
gonna end badly.

1321
01:24:51,876 --> 01:24:53,878
Shut up, Ronnie.

1322
01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:59,182
No, you shut up.

1323
01:24:59,184 --> 01:25:01,184
Shut up, Ronnie!

1324
01:25:01,186 --> 01:25:04,420
(SOBBING):
Please stop fighting.

1325
01:25:04,422 --> 01:25:06,789
Please.

1326
01:25:06,791 --> 01:25:09,192
FEMALE ZOMBIE:
Mindy.

1327
01:25:09,194 --> 01:25:11,696
Mindy...

1328
01:25:13,865 --> 01:25:15,700
(SCREAMS)

1329
01:25:16,801 --> 01:25:18,569
It's my grandmother.

1330
01:25:19,837 --> 01:25:22,671
(SOBBING):
Oh, God, Granny.

1331
01:25:22,673 --> 01:25:24,773
- RONNIE: Mindy, Mindy.
- No.

1332
01:25:24,775 --> 01:25:26,976
Mindy, get it together.

1333
01:25:26,978 --> 01:25:29,511
It was your grandmother.

1334
01:25:29,513 --> 01:25:32,047
(GASPING)

1335
01:25:32,049 --> 01:25:35,751
I can't take this anymore.

1336
01:25:35,753 --> 01:25:37,920
I can't do it!

1337
01:25:37,922 --> 01:25:40,591
I'm done with this nightmare.

1338
01:25:42,793 --> 01:25:44,227
Granny, I'm coming.

1339
01:25:44,229 --> 01:25:46,795
- I'm coming.
- Mindy?

1340
01:25:46,797 --> 01:25:48,063
No, Mindy! No, don't!

1341
01:25:48,065 --> 01:25:50,499
MINDY (SOBBING):
Oh, no!

1342
01:25:50,501 --> 01:25:53,702
(MINDY SCREAMING)

1343
01:25:53,704 --> 01:25:55,806
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)

1344
01:25:57,642 --> 01:25:59,041
(RASPY MOANING)

1345
01:25:59,043 --> 01:26:00,643
(CLIFF WHIMPERS)

1346
01:26:00,645 --> 01:26:02,645
Holy fuck.

1347
01:26:02,647 --> 01:26:04,682
God help us.

1348
01:26:10,955 --> 01:26:12,957
♪ ♪

1349
01:26:25,736 --> 01:26:29,571
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE GROWLING
AND MOANING)

1350
01:26:29,573 --> 01:26:31,676
(TIRES SQUEALING SOFTLY)

1351
01:26:39,951 --> 01:26:41,850
Centerville.

1352
01:26:41,852 --> 01:26:43,554
USA.

1353
01:26:46,891 --> 01:26:49,593
A real nice place.

1354
01:27:03,140 --> 01:27:05,776
What an amusing little machine.

1355
01:27:11,716 --> 01:27:13,985
Oh, here's a curious one.

1356
01:27:20,758 --> 01:27:22,758
(TIRES SQUEAL)

1357
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:23,894
Hello there.

1358
01:27:25,696 --> 01:27:27,698
Fashion.

1359
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:32,636
I can assure you
that is not your tartan.

1360
01:27:34,705 --> 01:27:36,073
Nice neck, though.

1361
01:27:41,045 --> 01:27:43,514
(TIRES SQUEAL)

1362
01:27:47,752 --> 01:27:49,754
♪ ♪

1363
01:27:57,628 --> 01:27:59,762
(TIRES SQUEALING IN DISTANCE)

1364
01:27:59,764 --> 01:28:02,800
Come on. I know
a safe place we can hide.

1365
01:28:10,107 --> 01:28:12,743
(GRUNTING)

1366
01:28:14,779 --> 01:28:16,645
Oh, shit.

1367
01:28:16,647 --> 01:28:18,883
Is that Danny Perkins?
Over here.

1368
01:28:21,219 --> 01:28:24,055
RONNIE:
Sure looks like him.

1369
01:28:30,628 --> 01:28:33,729
I'm sorry, Ronnie,
if I've lost it.

1370
01:28:33,731 --> 01:28:35,966
It's okay, Cliff.

1371
01:28:37,001 --> 01:28:40,102
But I got to say,

1372
01:28:40,104 --> 01:28:43,138
you have been acting
a lot different

1373
01:28:43,140 --> 01:28:46,176
since all this weird shit
started happening.

1374
01:28:46,178 --> 01:28:48,244
What-what are you
saying, Cliff?

1375
01:28:48,246 --> 01:28:53,216
I'm saying that you seem
so oddly controlled.

1376
01:28:53,218 --> 01:28:56,819
(CHUCKLES):
I mean, shit.

1377
01:28:56,821 --> 01:29:01,092
Well, I'm just, you know,
dealing with it in my own way.

1378
01:29:03,094 --> 01:29:06,030
But I've been telling you
this is all gonna end badly.

1379
01:29:07,131 --> 01:29:09,131
Goddamn it, Ronnie.

1380
01:29:09,133 --> 01:29:11,135
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE MOANING)

1381
01:29:22,046 --> 01:29:24,079
May I ask you a question?

1382
01:29:24,081 --> 01:29:25,914
Sure. Ask away.

1383
01:29:25,916 --> 01:29:29,118
You have been saying
that this is

1384
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:32,955
all gonna end badly,
from the very beginning,

1385
01:29:32,957 --> 01:29:35,126
over and over.

1386
01:29:37,761 --> 01:29:40,965
So, what made you
so fucking sure of that?

1387
01:29:42,766 --> 01:29:45,801
How did you know everything
in advance?

1388
01:29:45,803 --> 01:29:47,836
Do you really want to know?

1389
01:29:47,838 --> 01:29:49,172
Yes!

1390
01:29:49,174 --> 01:29:51,773
I want to know.
I really want to know!

1391
01:29:51,775 --> 01:29:55,180
Okay. I know because
I've read the script.

1392
01:30:00,117 --> 01:30:02,784
You...

1393
01:30:02,786 --> 01:30:05,055
read the script.

1394
01:30:06,790 --> 01:30:08,792
The whole script?

1395
01:30:10,995 --> 01:30:12,961
All of it?

1396
01:30:12,963 --> 01:30:16,033
Yeah.
Jim gave me the whole script.

1397
01:30:17,302 --> 01:30:20,738
He only gave me our scenes.

1398
01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:26,209
I never saw a complete script.

1399
01:30:26,211 --> 01:30:30,246
After all... I've done
for that guy.

1400
01:30:30,248 --> 01:30:33,817
And it's a lot that
you don't even know about.

1401
01:30:36,954 --> 01:30:39,355
What a dick.

1402
01:30:39,357 --> 01:30:41,357
(RASPY MOANING)

1403
01:30:41,359 --> 01:30:43,694
♪ ♪

1404
01:31:00,978 --> 01:31:02,746
(ZOMBIE GRUNTS)

1405
01:31:09,987 --> 01:31:12,122
(ZOMBIES GROANING)

1406
01:31:16,294 --> 01:31:19,127
That's weird.

1407
01:31:19,129 --> 01:31:21,199
They're all leaving.

1408
01:31:24,134 --> 01:31:26,136
♪ ♪

1409
01:31:44,322 --> 01:31:47,024
Right. Here we go.

1410
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:03,774
♪ ♪

1411
01:32:16,187 --> 01:32:21,190
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

1412
01:32:21,192 --> 01:32:23,328
I think I am.

1413
01:32:28,932 --> 01:32:31,867
Was that in the script?

1414
01:32:31,869 --> 01:32:34,069
No.

1415
01:32:34,071 --> 01:32:36,274
Not the one I read.

1416
01:32:41,045 --> 01:32:43,047
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE MOANING)

1417
01:32:51,356 --> 01:32:53,358
(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)

1418
01:33:07,071 --> 01:33:09,073
(ELECTRICAL WHIRRING)

1419
01:33:11,343 --> 01:33:13,445
(SHIP RUMBLES)

1420
01:33:21,085 --> 01:33:24,119
Well, that was unexpected.

1421
01:33:24,121 --> 01:33:29,158
I knew there was something
unusual about her.

1422
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:31,061
Yeah.

1423
01:33:33,130 --> 01:33:37,999
So, Ronnie,
how does it end, then?

1424
01:33:38,001 --> 01:33:41,138
Well... (SIGHS)

1425
01:33:43,274 --> 01:33:47,008
(SIGHS) We got to give it
our best shot.

1426
01:33:47,010 --> 01:33:49,010
"Our best shot."

1427
01:33:49,012 --> 01:33:51,547
Okay. Yeah.

1428
01:33:51,549 --> 01:33:55,451
But then it ends badly, right?

1429
01:33:55,453 --> 01:33:57,286
Uh, yeah.

1430
01:33:57,288 --> 01:33:59,056
Yeah, it does.

1431
01:34:00,191 --> 01:34:02,291
Okay, then.

1432
01:34:02,293 --> 01:34:04,295
Let's do it.

1433
01:34:06,197 --> 01:34:08,266
Let's do it.

1434
01:34:11,135 --> 01:34:13,137
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE MOANING)

1435
01:34:31,556 --> 01:34:33,924
♪ ♪

1436
01:34:37,262 --> 01:34:40,763
HERMIT BOB:
<i>Cliff and little Ronnie.</i>

1437
01:34:40,765 --> 01:34:43,533
<i>Warriors.</i>

1438
01:34:43,535 --> 01:34:45,537
<i>Among the dead.</i>

1439
01:34:49,474 --> 01:34:51,374
(ZOMBIE SNARLS)

1440
01:34:51,376 --> 01:34:54,044
(GUNSHOT)

1441
01:34:55,213 --> 01:34:56,214
HERMIT BOB:
<i>Zombies.</i>

1442
01:34:58,516 --> 01:35:01,016
<i>Remnants of
the materialist people.</i>

1443
01:35:01,018 --> 01:35:03,388
(GRUNTING)

1444
01:35:06,291 --> 01:35:10,091
Oh, no, you don't.
No, you don't.

1445
01:35:10,093 --> 01:35:12,261
(CLIFF GRUNTS)

1446
01:35:12,263 --> 01:35:16,599
HERMIT BOB: <i>I guess they've
been zombies all along.</i>

1447
01:35:16,601 --> 01:35:19,100
<i>Ghosts.</i>

1448
01:35:19,102 --> 01:35:20,438
Oh, hey, Bobby.

1449
01:35:22,273 --> 01:35:23,475
Shit.

1450
01:35:34,117 --> 01:35:37,522
HERMIT BOB: <i>"Nameless miseries
of the numberless mortals."</i>

1451
01:35:40,225 --> 01:35:42,325
(GROWLING, PANTING)

1452
01:35:42,327 --> 01:35:43,593
Frank.

1453
01:35:43,595 --> 01:35:45,394
(CHUCKLING):
Hey.

1454
01:35:45,396 --> 01:35:46,564
You got this coming.

1455
01:35:48,399 --> 01:35:49,532
(GRUNTS)

1456
01:35:49,534 --> 01:35:51,234
HERMIT BOB:
<i>Goodbye, Frank.</i>

1457
01:35:51,236 --> 01:35:52,568
<i>You reap what you sow.</i>

1458
01:35:52,570 --> 01:35:55,540
- (BODY THUDS)
- All right, who's next?

1459
01:35:56,407 --> 01:35:57,442
Ow.

1460
01:36:01,446 --> 01:36:03,281
Yuck.

1461
01:36:06,149 --> 01:36:07,318
All righty.

1462
01:36:08,353 --> 01:36:10,087
(BODY THUDS)

1463
01:36:11,689 --> 01:36:14,024
Hold your head up.

1464
01:36:19,564 --> 01:36:22,130
- (ZOMBIE GRUNTS)
- Granny.

1465
01:36:22,132 --> 01:36:25,167
Mindy would want you
to say hi to Grandpa.

1466
01:36:25,169 --> 01:36:27,338
(GRANNY GRUNTS, BODY THUDS)

1467
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:30,542
Ah, Hank.

1468
01:36:32,443 --> 01:36:34,178
I'm so sorry, brother.

1469
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:37,280
I just can't do it.

1470
01:36:37,282 --> 01:36:39,384
You take care of yourself.

1471
01:36:42,186 --> 01:36:44,453
(ZOMBIE GRUNTING)

1472
01:36:44,455 --> 01:36:47,423
- Danny.
- (GRUNTING)

1473
01:36:47,425 --> 01:36:49,460
I just saw Hank.

1474
01:36:51,529 --> 01:36:53,563
HERMIT BOB:
<i>Ashes to ashes.</i>

1475
01:36:53,565 --> 01:36:55,698
- (GROANS)
- <i>Dust to dust.</i>

1476
01:36:55,700 --> 01:36:57,433
Ronnie.

1477
01:36:57,435 --> 01:36:59,368
Mindy!

1478
01:36:59,370 --> 01:37:00,672
Cliff.

1479
01:37:03,474 --> 01:37:04,540
Ronnie.

1480
01:37:04,542 --> 01:37:05,610
No!

1481
01:37:11,482 --> 01:37:13,685
Jesus, Ronnie.

1482
01:37:15,587 --> 01:37:17,455
(RASPY MOANING)

1483
01:37:28,399 --> 01:37:32,303
HERMIT BOB: <i>The dead just
don't want to die today.</i>

1484
01:37:33,471 --> 01:37:35,738
<i>Reanimated and all jacked up,</i>

1485
01:37:35,740 --> 01:37:38,941
<i>just like those ants.</i>

1486
01:37:38,943 --> 01:37:41,479
<i>The end of the world.</i>

1487
01:37:54,492 --> 01:37:59,697
<i>I guess all them ghost people
plumb lost their goddamn souls.</i>

1488
01:38:01,566 --> 01:38:03,699
<i>Must have traded 'em away</i>

1489
01:38:03,701 --> 01:38:07,271
<i>or sold 'em for gold
or whatnot.</i>

1490
01:38:08,573 --> 01:38:12,375
<i>New trucks, kitchen appliances,</i>

1491
01:38:12,377 --> 01:38:16,345
<i>new trousers,
Nintendo Game Boys,</i>

1492
01:38:16,347 --> 01:38:18,349
<i>shit like that.</i>

1493
01:38:23,388 --> 01:38:26,288
<i>Just hungry for more stuff.</i>

1494
01:38:26,290 --> 01:38:28,292
(ZOMBIES CONTINUE MOANING)

1495
01:38:35,700 --> 01:38:38,367
<i>Oh, down they go.</i>

1496
01:38:38,369 --> 01:38:41,439
<i>The sad end
of Cliff and Ronnie.</i>

1497
01:38:43,408 --> 01:38:46,711
(SCREAMING)

1498
01:38:49,380 --> 01:38:51,549
What a fucked-up world.

1499
01:38:52,684 --> 01:38:55,219
(ZOMBIES SNARLING)

1500
01:39:11,436 --> 01:39:14,439
("THE DEAD DON'T DIE"
BY STURGILL SIMPSON PLAYING)

1501
01:39:14,441 --> 01:39:19,441
Subtitles by explosiveskull
www.OpenSubtitles.org

1502
01:39:20,745 --> 01:39:24,847
♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪

1503
01:39:24,849 --> 01:39:28,617
♪ Any more than you or I ♪

1504
01:39:28,619 --> 01:39:33,055
♪ They're just ghosts
inside a dream ♪

1505
01:39:33,057 --> 01:39:36,726
♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪

1506
01:39:36,728 --> 01:39:41,430
♪ They walk around us
all the time ♪

1507
01:39:41,432 --> 01:39:45,468
♪ Never paying any mind ♪

1508
01:39:45,470 --> 01:39:49,472
♪ To the silly lives we lead ♪

1509
01:39:49,474 --> 01:39:53,442
♪ Or the reaping
we've all sown ♪

1510
01:39:53,444 --> 01:39:56,579
♪ There's a cup of coffee
waiting ♪

1511
01:39:56,581 --> 01:39:59,550
♪ On every corner ♪

1512
01:40:01,552 --> 01:40:05,588
♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪

1513
01:40:05,590 --> 01:40:09,625
♪ And find the corners gone ♪

1514
01:40:09,627 --> 01:40:13,696
♪ But the dead will still
be walking round ♪

1515
01:40:13,698 --> 01:40:17,633
♪ In this old world alone ♪

1516
01:40:17,635 --> 01:40:21,604
♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

1517
01:40:21,606 --> 01:40:25,576
♪ The afterlife goes on ♪

1518
01:40:33,584 --> 01:40:37,720
♪ There'll be old friends
walking round ♪

1519
01:40:37,722 --> 01:40:41,557
♪ In a somewhat familiar town ♪

1520
01:40:41,559 --> 01:40:44,126
♪ That you saw once ♪

1521
01:40:44,128 --> 01:40:47,565
♪ When you looked up
from the phone ♪

1522
01:40:49,700 --> 01:40:53,836
♪ Nobody bothers saying hi ♪

1523
01:40:53,838 --> 01:40:57,940
♪ And you can save
all your goodbyes ♪

1524
01:40:57,942 --> 01:41:02,478
♪ Stop trying to pretend ♪

1525
01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:06,482
♪ That we're all not at home ♪

1526
01:41:06,484 --> 01:41:09,618
♪ And the streets
look so empty ♪

1527
01:41:09,620 --> 01:41:14,157
♪ In the morning ♪

1528
01:41:14,159 --> 01:41:18,594
♪ There'll be no one
out at night ♪

1529
01:41:18,596 --> 01:41:22,565
♪ For the lights
to shine down on ♪

1530
01:41:22,567 --> 01:41:26,702
♪ But the dead will still
be walking round ♪

1531
01:41:26,704 --> 01:41:30,639
♪ In this old world alone ♪

1532
01:41:30,641 --> 01:41:34,710
♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

1533
01:41:34,712 --> 01:41:38,614
♪ The afterlife goes on ♪

1534
01:41:38,616 --> 01:41:40,783
♪ Hearts break ♪

1535
01:41:40,785 --> 01:41:44,720
♪ When loved ones journey on ♪

1536
01:41:44,722 --> 01:41:46,856
♪ At the thought ♪

1537
01:41:46,858 --> 01:41:50,426
♪ That they're now
forever gone ♪

1538
01:41:50,428 --> 01:41:54,830
♪ So we tell ourselves
they're all still ♪

1539
01:41:54,832 --> 01:41:58,734
♪ Around us all the time ♪

1540
01:41:58,736 --> 01:42:02,771
♪ Gone but not forgotten ♪

1541
01:42:02,773 --> 01:42:06,575
♪ Just memories left behind ♪

1542
01:42:06,577 --> 01:42:08,579
♪ ♪

1543
01:42:23,228 --> 01:42:27,529
♪ But the dead will still
be walking round ♪

1544
01:42:27,531 --> 01:42:31,066
♪ In this old world alone ♪

1545
01:42:31,068 --> 01:42:35,504
♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

1546
01:42:35,506 --> 01:42:38,941
♪ The afterlife goes on ♪

1547
01:42:38,943 --> 01:42:43,545
♪ 'Cause after life is over ♪

1548
01:42:43,547 --> 01:42:51,422
♪ The afterlife goes on. ♪

1549
01:42:56,661 --> 01:42:58,663
(SONG ENDS)

1550
01:43:00,665 --> 01:43:02,667
♪ ♪

1551
01:43:32,697 --> 01:43:34,699
♪ ♪

1552
01:44:04,729 --> 01:44:06,731
♪ ♪

1553
01:44:18,743 --> 01:44:20,745
(MUSIC FADES)

1553
01:44:21,305 --> 01:45:21,330
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