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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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File 82-712.

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Agent Rick Dicker
interrogating.

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State your name, please.

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Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.

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Tell me about the incident.

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Well, there's this girl,
um, in my class.

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<i>I saw her at the track meet.</i>

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- You're, uh, Violet, right?
- That's me.

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TONY: <i>I sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.</i>

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<i>Relaxed.
She was more sure of herself.</i>

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<i>Cool, cute.</i>

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<i>I asked her out to a movie.</i>

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So, Friday?

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- Friday.
- Friday.

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TONY: <i>And I went to watch
the track meet.</i>

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<i>Not long after, this thing
happened in the parking lot.</i>

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(RUMBLING)

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

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(PANTING)

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UNDERMINER:
Behold! The Underminer!

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I am always beneath you,
but nothing is beneath me!

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TONY: <i>As if things aren't
weird enough,</i>

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<i>I look over
and I see these boots.</i>

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MR. INCREDIBLE:
You two, stay here.

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ELASTIGIRL: Wait.
Should we be doing this?

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It is still illegal.

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TONY: <i>They looked
like superheroes.</i>

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- We're gonna lose him.
- Oh, all right.

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One of you patrol
the perimeter,

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keep the crowds
back and safe.

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The other,
watch after Jack-Jack.

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But I thought we were
gonna go with...

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You heard your mother.

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Trampoline me.

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(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTS)

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I call perimeter!

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VIOLET: You're not
going anywhere,

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you little
maggoty creep!

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TONY: <i>I see my chance
to get out of there.</i>

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<i>But there's something familiar
about one of the kids' voices.</i>

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- (VIOLET SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
- TONY: <i>The girl, she's upset</i>

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<i>and she throws down
her mask...</i>

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<i>and it's her!</i>

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VIOLET: Oh. Tony!

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Hi.

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VIOLET: Uh, this isn't
what you think it is.

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TONY: <i>It was just getting
too freaky.</i>

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<i>I couldn't handle it
and ran off.</i>

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I feel kinda bad about it.

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Maybe I should've said
"hi" or something?

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It's not her fault
superheroes are illegal.

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And it's not like
I don't like strong girls.

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I'm pretty secure
manhood-wise.

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What is that?

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Have you told anyone else
about this? Your parents?

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No, they'd only think
I was hiding something.

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- You know what I mean?
- Sure, kid.

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I like this girl, Mr. Dicker.

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I'm supposed to go out
with her Friday night.

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Now, things are just
gonna be weird.

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(SIGHS) I wish I could forget
I ever saw her in that suit.

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You will, kid.

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You will.

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(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)

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Come on!

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(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)

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(COUGHS)

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Consider yourself undermined!

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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(UNDERMINER CONTINUES
LAUGHING)

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UNDERMINER:
Ooh. (LAUGHS)

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- Underminer!
- We meet again... Huh?

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(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)

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Oh, great!
Now, he's on the agenda.

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(GROANING)

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(GRUNTING)

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- (POUNDING)
- (GASPS)

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- Incredible!
- (GROANS)

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Meet Jack Hammer!

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Buh-bye! (CHUCKLES)

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(ALARMS BLARING)

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(GRUNTS)

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No, no, no! No, no, no!

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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Everybody, stay back!
Okay? Stay back!

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You're not sticking me
with babysitting!

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I can't steer it or stop it.
And the Underminer's escaped!

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We'll have to stop it...
Bob! The monorail!

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Frozone! Yeah!

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We have to stop
this thing

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before it gets
to the overpass!

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I'll try to keep it away
from the buildings!

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- (PEOPLE CONTINUE SCREAMING)
- (MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)

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- DASH: Hey, lady!
- (WOMAN YELPS)

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Thank you so much,
young man!

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(JACK-JACK COOING)

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- (JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
- What?

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Violet!

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(GRUNTING) Ahh!

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(STRAINING)

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- Stop!
- (BRAKES SCREECHING)

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- Everybody, stop!
- (BRAKES SCREECHING)

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(STRAINING)

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(WOMAN SCREAMS)

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(PANICKED CHATTER)

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(PEOPLE GASP)

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(STRAINING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(LAUGHS)

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- DASH: Heads up, Dad!
- Dash!

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Violet!
Who's watching Jack-Jack?

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Dash is watching him!

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- Violet, here, you take him!
- (JACK-JACK GIGGLES)

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It's headed for City Hall!

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- DASH: Mom needs help!
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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They're out in public again!
This is our chance!

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Follow them,
follow Frozone!

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(STRAINING)

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Bob! Help me
with the boiler!

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(GRUNTS)

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That should do it! (GASPS)

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What are you kids doing?
Get out of here!

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This thing's gonna blow!

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There's no time!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(SIRENS WAILING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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We did it!

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- (GUNS COCKING)
- OFFICER: Freeze, Supers!

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Oh, what did we do?

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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

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TOMMY: Excuse me, Mr. Zone?

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FROZONE: Sorry, but I'm not
really supposed to be here.

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TOMMY: Which seems wrong...

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doesn't it?

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Perhaps you'd be interested
in changing that law?

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<i>Superheroes including Frozone,</i>

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<i>Mr. Incredible,
and Elastigirl...</i>

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<i>caused further damage
to the city.</i>

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<i>The Underminer
remains at large.</i>

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We didn't start
this fight.

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Well, you didn't
finish it either!

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Did you stop the Underminer
from inflicting more damage?

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No.

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Did you stop him
from robbing the banks?

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- No.
- Did you catch him?

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- No.
- The banks were insured.

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We have infrastructure
in place

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to deal
with these matters.

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If you had simply
done nothing...

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everything would now be

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proceeding
in an orderly fashion.

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You'd have preferred
we do nothing?

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Without a doubt.

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You weren't much help.

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Do you want
out of the hole?

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First you gotta
put down the shovel.

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Well, that went poorly.

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Dad, this is probably

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not the best time
to tell you about this...

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but something else
happened today with a kid...

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and my mask.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Oh, hey, Rick.

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Violet thinks a friend
of hers, a kid named Tony...

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might have seen her in the
outfit, without her mask.

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- Talkative type?
- Don't know.

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Last name is Rydinger.

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Tony Rydinger.

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I'll check it out.

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Bob, Helen...

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a word
if you don't mind.

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Uh, the program's been
shut down.

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What?

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Politicians don't
understand people...

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who do good simply
because it's right.

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It makes 'em nervous.

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DICKER: They've been gunning
for Supers for years.

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Today was all they needed.

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Anyway...

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I'm done.

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I'm afraid two more
weeks in the motel

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is the best
I can do for ya.

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It ain't much.

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You've done plenty, Rick.

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We won't forget.

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Well, it has been
a great honor

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working with
you good people.

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Thanks for everything,
and good luck.

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Yeah. You, too.

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(JACK-JACK COOING)

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Did you wash your hands?

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- (WATER RUNNING)
- With soap?

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VIOLET: Did you dry them?

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What? Is this all vegetables?
Who ordered all vegetables?

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I did. They're good and
you're going to have some.

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(GROANS)

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Are we going to
talk about it?

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- What?
- The elephant in the room.

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- What elephant?
- I guess not then.

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You're referring
to today.

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Yeah, what's the deal
with today?

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We all made mistakes.

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For example,

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you kids were supposed
to watch Jack-Jack.

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Babysitting, while you guys
did the important stuff.

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We talked about this.

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You're not old enough to
decide about these things.

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We are old enough
to help out.

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Yeah!

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Isn't that what
you tell us, Dad?

217
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Yeah, well, "help out" can
mean many different things.

218
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But we're supposed to help,
if there's trouble.

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- Well, yeah, but...
- Aren't you

220
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- glad we helped today?
- Yeah, I know but...

221
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You said that you were
proud of us.

222
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Well, yeah, I was. Am!

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We wanna fight
bad guys!

224
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- (BABBLING)
- No, you don't!

225
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You said things
were different now.

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And they were,
on the island.

227
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But I didn't mean
that from now on...

228
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So now, we've gotta go back
to never using our powers.

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It defines who I am.

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We're not saying
you have...

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- What?
- Someone on TV said it.

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Can we just eat?

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The dinner, while it's hot?

234
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Did we do
something wrong?

235
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- Yes.
- BOB: No.

236
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We didn't do
anything wrong.

237
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Superheroes are illegal.

238
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Whether it's fair or not,
that's the law.

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The law should be fair. What
are we teaching our kids?

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To respect the law!

241
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Even when the law
is disrespectful?

242
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If laws are unjust, there
are laws to change them!

243
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Otherwise, it's chaos!

244
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Which is exactly
what we have!

245
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I just thought
it was kinda cool.

246
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- What was?
- Fighting crime as a family.

247
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(SIGHS) It was cool.

248
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ELASTIGIRL: But it's over.
The world is what it is.

249
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We have to adapt.

250
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Are things bad?

251
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Things are fine.

252
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:22,779
May I be excused?

253
00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:26,914
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

254
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:29,917
How much longer
in the motel, Dad?

255
00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:32,754
- Uh...
- Not much longer, honey.

256
00:13:40,162 --> 00:13:41,261
HELEN: What are we
gonna do?

257
00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:43,163
BOB: I don't know.

258
00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:44,664
Maybe Dicker
will find something?

259
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:45,800
Dicker is done, Bob.

260
00:13:45,802 --> 00:13:49,336
Any thought we had about being
Supers again is fantasy.

261
00:13:49,338 --> 00:13:50,938
One of us
has gotta get a job.

262
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,339
One of us?

263
00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:54,407
You did a long stint
at Insuricare.

264
00:13:54,409 --> 00:13:56,242
Hated every minute of it.

265
00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:57,778
I know
it was hard on you.

266
00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,613
Maybe it's my turn
in the private sector

267
00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:01,247
and you take care
of the kids...

268
00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:04,751
No, I'm doing this.
I need to do this.

269
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:06,887
You know where my suit
and ties are?

270
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,321
Burned up when...

271
00:14:08,323 --> 00:14:10,256
BOTH: The jet destroyed
our house.

272
00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:11,625
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

273
00:14:11,627 --> 00:14:14,361
We can't count
on anyone else now, Bob.

274
00:14:14,363 --> 00:14:15,629
It's just us.

275
00:14:15,631 --> 00:14:16,799
- We can't wait for...
- (DOOR BANGS)

276
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:27,842
LUCIUS: No lifeguard on duty!

277
00:14:27,844 --> 00:14:29,442
Swim at your own risk.

278
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:30,778
Oh, where'd you go today?

279
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,947
I noticed
you missed all the fun.

280
00:14:32,949 --> 00:14:35,783
LUCIUS: Don't be mad because
I know when to leave a party.

281
00:14:35,785 --> 00:14:37,484
I'm just as illegal
as you guys.

282
00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:40,286
Besides, I knew the cops
would let you go.

283
00:14:40,288 --> 00:14:41,889
Yeah, in spite
of Bob's best efforts.

284
00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:43,523
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

285
00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:46,393
I heard
the program shut down.

286
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:48,294
How much longer
are you in this motel?

287
00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:49,562
Two weeks.

288
00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:51,364
Now, you know
the offer still stands.

289
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,600
You're very generous,
but there are five of us.

290
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,402
We wouldn't do that
to you and Honey.

291
00:14:55,404 --> 00:14:56,804
Well, door's always open.

292
00:14:56,806 --> 00:14:59,372
You know,
the news isn't all bad.

293
00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:01,909
While you guys
were being detained...

294
00:15:01,911 --> 00:15:05,745
I was approached by a dude
who represents this tycoon.

295
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,815
- BOB: Winston Deavor.
- LUCIUS: Wants to talk...

296
00:15:07,817 --> 00:15:11,551
with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.

297
00:15:11,553 --> 00:15:12,787
LUCIUS:
I checked him out.

298
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:13,720
He's legit.

299
00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:15,588
Trained under Dicker.
He wants to meet.

300
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,724
Ah, jeez!
More superhero trouble.

301
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:19,759
We just came from
the police station, Lucius.

302
00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:23,630
- When?
- Tonight. I'm going there now.

303
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,498
You enjoy,
I'm sitting this one out.

304
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,934
He wants
all three of us.

305
00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:30,704
Honey, let's just at least
hear what he has to say.

306
00:15:30,706 --> 00:15:33,473
You got the address,
I'll meet you guys there.

307
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,742
Go in our Supersuits?

308
00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:37,377
Yeah.

309
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,646
Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.

310
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,718
Got a feeling
he's nostalgic.

311
00:15:46,288 --> 00:15:47,988
Where are you going?

312
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,657
The fresh air
is especially good tonight.

313
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,926
If Jack-Jack
wakes up...

314
00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:53,662
I know the drill.

315
00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:57,532
(DOOR CLOSES)

316
00:16:03,438 --> 00:16:06,874
Your security badges.
Please, this way.

317
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:08,541
Hey, listen,
you're my biggest fan.

318
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:09,642
- Good to see you.
- (STAMMERING)

319
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:12,614
I'm your biggest fan.
Shoot!

320
00:16:26,628 --> 00:16:27,763
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

321
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:39,339
WINSTON: I love superheroes!

322
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,508
The powers, the costumes...

323
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,343
the mythic struggles.

324
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:45,445
Winston Deavor.
You can call me Win.

325
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:46,713
Genuine pleasure
to meet you.

326
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,515
- Frozone!
- It's good to see you.

327
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,850
- Elastigirl.
- Nice to meet you.

328
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,019
- Mr. Incredible!
- Hello.

329
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:54,789
<i>♪ Mr. Incredible,
Incredible</i>

330
00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:56,623
BOTH:
<i>♪ Incredible</i>

331
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,425
<i>♪ Catching the bad guys
Pow, pow, pow ♪</i>

332
00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:00,795
(BOTH LAUGH)

333
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:02,863
<i>♪ Who's the cat
Who's always chill</i>

334
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:06,533
<i>♪ When survival odds
Are close to nil</i>

335
00:17:06,535 --> 00:17:10,104
<i>♪ Frozone
Frozone</i>

336
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:12,006
BOTH:
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

337
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:13,706
- Yeah!
- (ALL LAUGH)

338
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,910
Can't tell you what a thrill this is.
And this...

339
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:20,047
Oh, hello there, superheroes.
I'm so sorry I'm late.

340
00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:21,949
...is my tardy sister,
Evelyn.

341
00:17:21,951 --> 00:17:25,886
And I'm scolding myself so
you don't have to, Winston!

342
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:27,420
Spectacular.

343
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,489
My father was so proud

344
00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:32,625
that I was even remotely
connected to you guys.

345
00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:34,829
He used to call you
the last line of defense.

346
00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:36,797
He was
your top supporter.

347
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:39,432
He donated
to superhero causes.

348
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,700
<i>He raised money</i>

349
00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:42,602
<i>for the Dynaguy statue
in Avery Park.</i>

350
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,604
<i>He got to know
many Supers personally.</i>

351
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,106
<i>Even installed a phone</i>

352
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,475
<i>with direct lines
to Gazerbeam and Fironic...</i>

353
00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:50,878
<i>in case of emergencies.</i>

354
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,613
<i>He loved that,
showed it off to everyone.</i>

355
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,849
He was heartbroken

356
00:17:54,851 --> 00:17:56,583
when you were all forced
to go underground.

357
00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:57,985
Father believed
the world

358
00:17:57,987 --> 00:17:59,989
would become more dangerous
without you.

359
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,592
He didn't know
how right he was.

360
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,926
<i>There was a break-in.</i>

361
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:07,727
(BOTH GASP)

362
00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:10,097
WINSTON:
<i>My father called Gazerbeam.</i>

363
00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:11,731
<i>The direct line.</i>

364
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:13,466
(LINE BEEPS)
<i>No answer.</i>

365
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,136
<i>He called Fironic, no answer.</i>

366
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,439
<i>Superheroes had just been
made illegal...</i>

367
00:18:19,441 --> 00:18:21,641
<i>The robbers discovered him
on the phone...</i>

368
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,012
- <i>and shot him.</i>
- (GUNSHOT)

369
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:26,914
So...

370
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,182
ELASTIGIRL:
It must've been hard.

371
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:29,783
EVELYN: Especially for Mother.

372
00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:32,953
She died a few months later.
Heartbreak.

373
00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:35,823
If superheroes had not been
forced underground...

374
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,091
it never would've happened.

375
00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:39,692
Or Dad could've taken
Mom to the safe room

376
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:41,028
as soon as he knew
there was trouble.

377
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:42,562
I disagree strongly!

378
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:44,699
But we're not going
into it right now.

379
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,699
The point is...

380
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,601
nobody expected us

381
00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:51,038
to be able to actually
run Dad's company.

382
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,775
But with Evelyn as designer,
and myself as operator...

383
00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:57,244
uh, we threw ourselves
into building DEVTECH

384
00:18:57,246 --> 00:18:58,879
into what it is today.

385
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:01,648
FROZONE: A world-class
telecommunications company.

386
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:03,050
Bigger than ever.

387
00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:06,153
Perfectly positioned to make
some wrong things right.

388
00:19:06,155 --> 00:19:07,922
Hence, this meeting.

389
00:19:07,924 --> 00:19:09,656
Let me
ask you something.

390
00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:11,491
What is the main reason

391
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:13,060
you were all
forced underground?

392
00:19:13,062 --> 00:19:15,129
- Ignorance.
- Perception.

393
00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:17,664
Take today for example,
with the Underminer.

394
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,099
Difficult situation.

395
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:21,501
You were faced with a
lot of hard decisions.

396
00:19:21,503 --> 00:19:22,669
Oh, tell me about it.

397
00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:23,904
WINSTON: I can't.

398
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:26,572
Because I didn't see it...

399
00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:28,175
neither did anyone else.

400
00:19:28,177 --> 00:19:30,576
So, when you fight bad
guys like today...

401
00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:33,213
people don't see the fight
or what led up to it.

402
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,816
They see what politicians
tell them to see.

403
00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:38,718
They see destruction
and they see you.

404
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,120
So, if we wanna change

405
00:19:40,122 --> 00:19:42,923
people's perceptions
about superheroes...

406
00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:43,891
we need you

407
00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:46,260
to share your perceptions
with the world.

408
00:19:46,262 --> 00:19:48,561
- How do we do that?
- EVELYN: With cameras.

409
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:52,699
<i>We need you to share your
perceptions with the world.</i>

410
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:53,934
ELASTIGIRL:
<i>How do we do that?</i>

411
00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:56,136
EVELYN: We embed
tiny cameras, like those,

412
00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:57,570
into your Supersuits.

413
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,771
Wow, so small.

414
00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:00,274
And the picture
is outstanding.

415
00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:02,042
Thanks!
Designed 'em myself.

416
00:20:02,044 --> 00:20:03,643
WINSTON: We've got
resources, lobbyists,

417
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:04,979
worldwide connections...

418
00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:07,547
and very important,
insurance.

419
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:08,849
Insurance is key.

420
00:20:08,851 --> 00:20:11,251
All we need now are the
super-est superheroes.

421
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,720
It needs you three.
Come on!

422
00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:17,091
Help me make all Supers
legal again.

423
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:18,192
This sounds great!

424
00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:20,660
Let's get this going.
What's my first assignment?

425
00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:22,729
That enthusiasm is golden.
(CHUCKLING)

426
00:20:22,731 --> 00:20:24,999
Now hold on to it.
But for our first move...

427
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:28,768
Well, Elastigirl
is our best play.

428
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,606
- Better than me?
- (CLEARS THROAT)

429
00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:33,807
I mean, she's good.

430
00:20:33,809 --> 00:20:35,909
(STAMMERING)
Really, a credit to her...

431
00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:38,779
You know. (CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY) You know.

432
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:40,080
With great respect...

433
00:20:40,082 --> 00:20:41,081
let's not test the whole

434
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,983
"insurance-will-pay-
for-everything" idea...

435
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:45,185
- on the first go 'round, okay?
- (FROZONE CHUCKLES)

436
00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:48,889
Wait a minute. You're saying what?
I'm messy?

437
00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:50,924
Well, Evelyn did
a cost-benefit analysis...

438
00:20:50,926 --> 00:20:53,293
comparing all your last
five years of crime fighting

439
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,995
before going underground.

440
00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:56,997
And Elastigirl's numbers
are self-explanatory.

441
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:59,033
Well, it's not
a fair comparison!

442
00:20:59,035 --> 00:21:01,869
Heavyweight problems
need heavyweight solutions.

443
00:21:01,871 --> 00:21:03,636
Of course!
We're gonna solve

444
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,705
all kinds
of problems together.

445
00:21:05,707 --> 00:21:10,112
After the perfect launch
with Elastigirl!

446
00:21:10,846 --> 00:21:13,280
So, what do you say?

447
00:21:13,282 --> 00:21:15,851
What do I say?
(CHUCKLES)

448
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,852
I don't know.

449
00:21:18,854 --> 00:21:20,620
What do you mean,
you don't know?

450
00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:22,956
A few hours ago, you were
saying it was over...

451
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:25,159
and being a superhero
was a fantasy.

452
00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:27,261
Now, you get the offer
of a lifetime

453
00:21:27,263 --> 00:21:28,929
and you don't know?

454
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:32,099
It's not that simple, Bob.
I wanna protect the kids!

455
00:21:32,101 --> 00:21:33,666
So do I.

456
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,202
From jail, Bob!

457
00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:36,769
- (SPITS)
- BOB: And how do you do that?

458
00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:38,939
By turning down a chance
to change the law

459
00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:40,340
that forces them to hide
what they are?

460
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,976
They haven't decided what they are.
They're still kids.

461
00:21:42,978 --> 00:21:45,312
Kids with powers,
which makes them Supers...

462
00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:47,948
whether they decide to
use those powers or not.

463
00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,316
This will benefit them.

464
00:21:49,318 --> 00:21:51,118
It's not a good time
to be away.

465
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,886
Dash is having trouble
with homework...

466
00:21:52,888 --> 00:21:54,788
Vi is worried
about her first date

467
00:21:54,790 --> 00:21:56,223
with that boy she likes,
Tony...

468
00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:57,024
and Jack-Jack...

469
00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:59,993
Jack-Jack?
What's wrong with him?

470
00:21:59,995 --> 00:22:01,295
Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.

471
00:22:01,297 --> 00:22:04,064
But even a normal baby
needs a lot of attention.

472
00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:05,899
I'm just not sure
I can leave.

473
00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:07,334
Of course you can leave.

474
00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:09,436
You've got to.
So that I...

475
00:22:09,438 --> 00:22:11,371
we can be Supers again,

476
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,173
so our kids can have
that choice.

477
00:22:13,175 --> 00:22:15,242
(SCOFFS) So you can have
that choice.

478
00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:16,443
All right, yes!

479
00:22:16,445 --> 00:22:19,012
So I can have
that choice.

480
00:22:19,014 --> 00:22:21,348
And I would do a great job!

481
00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:26,120
Regardless of what Deavor's
pie charts say or whatever...

482
00:22:26,122 --> 00:22:28,088
But they want you.

483
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:30,960
(STRAINED)
And you'll do a great...

484
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,062
job...

485
00:22:33,429 --> 00:22:36,230
too.

486
00:22:36,232 --> 00:22:39,266
(INHALES SHARPLY) Well, that
was excruciating to watch.

487
00:22:39,268 --> 00:22:41,301
- (CHUCKLES)
- I can't lie to you.

488
00:22:41,303 --> 00:22:44,770
It's nice to be wanted.
Flattering, you know, but...

489
00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:45,839
But what's the choice?

490
00:22:45,841 --> 00:22:47,141
One, do this right,

491
00:22:47,143 --> 00:22:48,741
get well paid,
we're out of the motel...

492
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,344
and things get better
for all Supers,

493
00:22:50,346 --> 00:22:51,744
including our kids.

494
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,213
Or two...

495
00:22:53,215 --> 00:22:56,749
I find a job in two weeks
or we're homeless.

496
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,218
You know
it's crazy, right?

497
00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,753
To help my family,
I gotta leave it.

498
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:01,855
To fix the law,
I gotta break it.

499
00:23:01,857 --> 00:23:02,956
You'll be great.

500
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:04,124
I know I will.

501
00:23:04,126 --> 00:23:05,192
But what about you?
We have kids.

502
00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:06,994
I'll watch the kids,
no problem.

503
00:23:06,996 --> 00:23:08,761
- Easy.
- Easy, huh?

504
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,230
You're adorable.

505
00:23:10,232 --> 00:23:11,764
Well, if there is
a problem,

506
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:12,900
I'll drop this thing
and come right back.

507
00:23:12,902 --> 00:23:14,134
You won't need to.

508
00:23:14,136 --> 00:23:16,305
I got it,
you go do this thing.

509
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:19,039
Do it so...

510
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:21,741
I can do it better. (GRUNTS)

511
00:23:21,743 --> 00:23:23,911
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Deavor here.

512
00:23:23,913 --> 00:23:25,345
This is Elastigirl.

513
00:23:25,347 --> 00:23:26,382
I'm in.

514
00:23:29,852 --> 00:23:32,486
Mr. Deavor,
it's wonderful...

515
00:23:32,488 --> 00:23:34,087
<i>but it's too generous.</i>

516
00:23:34,089 --> 00:23:35,522
Nonsense! That's the
least we can do.

517
00:23:35,524 --> 00:23:37,057
We're partners now!

518
00:23:37,059 --> 00:23:39,026
Can't have my partners
living in a motel.

519
00:23:39,028 --> 00:23:41,395
(STAMMERS) But whose house?
Is it a house?

520
00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:43,297
WINSTON: <i>It's my house.
I have several.</i>

521
00:23:43,299 --> 00:23:45,866
<i>I'm not using that one.
Stay as long as you need.</i>

522
00:23:45,868 --> 00:23:47,434
I don't know
what to say.

523
00:23:47,436 --> 00:23:49,805
How about "thanks"?

524
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,372
This is our new house?

525
00:23:52,374 --> 00:23:55,876
(CHUCKLES) Okay, easy, tiger.
It's being loaned to us.

526
00:23:55,878 --> 00:23:57,945
(GROANS) This is homey.

527
00:23:57,947 --> 00:23:59,279
BOB: Look at this place.

528
00:23:59,281 --> 00:24:01,982
Deavor bought it from
an eccentric billionaire...

529
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:03,483
who liked to come and go
without being seen...

530
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,153
so the house has
multiple hidden exits.

531
00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:07,821
Good thing
we won't stand out.

532
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:10,958
Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.

533
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,993
DASH: It's got
a big yard!

534
00:24:12,995 --> 00:24:15,229
Isn't this a bit much?

535
00:24:15,231 --> 00:24:17,030
Near a forest!

536
00:24:17,032 --> 00:24:18,899
Would you rather be
at the motel?

537
00:24:18,901 --> 00:24:20,234
DASH: And a pool!

538
00:24:20,236 --> 00:24:21,201
(SPLASH)

539
00:24:21,203 --> 00:24:23,370
What exactly
is Mom's new job?

540
00:24:23,372 --> 00:24:26,006
The important thing is
we're out of the motel.

541
00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:28,377
I like Mom's new job!

542
00:24:29,445 --> 00:24:31,380
(GASPS) Oh, ho, ho!

543
00:24:34,383 --> 00:24:37,317
- BOB: Whoa.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

544
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:38,420
Whoa.

545
00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,823
Well, check out
the water features.

546
00:24:42,825 --> 00:24:44,992
(HELEN CHUCKLES)

547
00:24:44,994 --> 00:24:46,328
- (CHUCKLES) Oh!
- Wow.

548
00:24:48,397 --> 00:24:50,430
Wicked cool!

549
00:24:50,432 --> 00:24:51,867
(BOB CHUCKLES)

550
00:24:56,005 --> 00:24:57,471
- Hey! Dash! Stop it!
- (GROANS)

551
00:24:57,473 --> 00:24:59,273
- ELASTIGIRL: Not the couch! Stop it!
- No! Dash!

552
00:24:59,275 --> 00:25:00,874
- (GRUNTING)
- BOB: Stop!

553
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,042
- Don't touch the buttons!
- DASH: The couch!

554
00:25:02,044 --> 00:25:03,210
- HELEN: Dash!
- BOB: No!

555
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:05,145
- (WHIMPERS)
- BOB: No, no!

556
00:25:05,147 --> 00:25:07,047
HELEN: Oh, no.
Oh, boy.

557
00:25:07,049 --> 00:25:09,184
- ELASTIGIRL: This isn't me. (STAMMERING)
- (JACK-JACK COOING)

558
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,888
I'm not all dark
and angsty.

559
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,023
I'm Elastigirl.

560
00:25:16,025 --> 00:25:18,025
I'm, you know,
flexible.

561
00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:19,259
E designed this?

562
00:25:19,261 --> 00:25:22,229
No, some guy named
Alexander Galbaki.

563
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:24,364
(CHUCKLING)
Glad it's you and not me,

564
00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:27,100
'cause you're gonna
hear from her.

565
00:25:27,102 --> 00:25:28,502
This note came with it.

566
00:25:28,504 --> 00:25:29,505
What?

567
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,242
(DOOR BEEPS)

568
00:25:33,876 --> 00:25:35,210
(GASPS)

569
00:25:36,445 --> 00:25:38,445
A new Elasticycle.

570
00:25:38,447 --> 00:25:41,381
Elasticycle? I didn't
know you had a bike.

571
00:25:41,383 --> 00:25:42,282
Hey, I had a mohawk.

572
00:25:42,284 --> 00:25:44,117
There's a lot about me
you don't know.

573
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,153
Yeah, but...
A mohawk?

574
00:25:46,155 --> 00:25:48,488
Ah, you didn't miss anything.

575
00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:50,924
(POWERING UP)

576
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:53,293
Oh, yeah!
This one's electric.

577
00:25:53,295 --> 00:25:56,398
- What's that mean?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

578
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,132
(GROANS)

579
00:25:59,134 --> 00:26:02,102
Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.

580
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,370
You will be great.

581
00:26:03,372 --> 00:26:05,205
I will be great.
And you will, too.

582
00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:07,007
We will both be great.

583
00:26:07,009 --> 00:26:08,243
Bye, sweetie.

584
00:26:19,088 --> 00:26:20,253
(ELASTIGIRL WHOOPS)

585
00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:22,157
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)

586
00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:24,360
(WHOOPING)

587
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:32,432
Wait a minute!

588
00:26:32,434 --> 00:26:33,967
- Is that Elastigirl?
- I think that's Elastigirl.

589
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:36,138
- Hey! Elastigirl!
- (ALL CHEERING)

590
00:26:42,144 --> 00:26:44,279
MAN: Marry me, Elastigirl!

591
00:26:46,382 --> 00:26:47,714
WINSTON:
<i>♪ Here comes Elastigirl</i>

592
00:26:47,716 --> 00:26:49,116
<i>♪ Stretching her</i>

593
00:26:49,118 --> 00:26:50,384
(LAUGHS) No theme songs

594
00:26:50,386 --> 00:26:52,521
or I'll turn this bus
right around!

595
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,524
Look at that.

596
00:26:57,526 --> 00:26:58,525
New Urbem.

597
00:26:58,527 --> 00:27:00,660
You wanna make a big
crime fighting statement...

598
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,396
you go where
the crime is big.

599
00:27:02,398 --> 00:27:04,998
Strange thing to be
excited about, Winston.

600
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,269
It's like
a superhero's playground!

601
00:27:09,405 --> 00:27:11,071
(DASH GASPS)

602
00:27:11,073 --> 00:27:13,540
BOB: No Sugar Bombs
on my watch.

603
00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:15,310
- (DASH GROANS)
- (JACK-JACK GIGGLES)

604
00:27:16,545 --> 00:27:17,644
Where's Mom?

605
00:27:17,646 --> 00:27:18,979
She's up and out.

606
00:27:18,981 --> 00:27:20,414
She's at her new job
doing hero work.

607
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:23,216
But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.

608
00:27:23,218 --> 00:27:24,651
They are, for now.

609
00:27:24,653 --> 00:27:28,021
So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?

610
00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:29,256
She's not breaking...

611
00:27:29,258 --> 00:27:31,625
She's an advocate
for superheroes.

612
00:27:31,627 --> 00:27:32,759
It's a new job.

613
00:27:32,761 --> 00:27:35,562
So, Mom is going out
illegally...

614
00:27:35,564 --> 00:27:39,032
to explain why
she shouldn't be illegal.

615
00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:40,734
Hey... Hey!

616
00:27:40,736 --> 00:27:42,436
- The bus is here!
- (BUS HORN HONKING)

617
00:27:42,438 --> 00:27:47,107
Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...

618
00:27:47,109 --> 00:27:49,344
Put your homework
in your pack!

619
00:27:50,345 --> 00:27:51,447
Bye-bye!

620
00:27:53,148 --> 00:27:54,614
(EXHALES)

621
00:27:54,616 --> 00:27:56,318
(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)

622
00:27:57,319 --> 00:27:59,719
We're gonna get along
just fine...

623
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:03,323
- 'cause you don't ask any hard questions.
- (STOMACH GROWLING)

624
00:28:03,325 --> 00:28:04,424
(THUDS)

625
00:28:04,426 --> 00:28:06,059
- (GIGGLES)
- (SIGHS)

626
00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:07,427
OFFICER 1:
<i>All right. All locations,</i>

627
00:28:07,429 --> 00:28:08,695
<i>we need to know
where you want us.</i>

628
00:28:08,697 --> 00:28:10,063
OFFICER 2: <i>Stand by.</i>

629
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:12,766
Seems strange
to wait for crime.

630
00:28:12,768 --> 00:28:14,601
WINSTON: Relax.
You're smack in the middle...

631
00:28:14,603 --> 00:28:18,238
of the worst crime area
in the city. It's perfect.

632
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,639
It's a superhero's
playground.

633
00:28:19,641 --> 00:28:21,341
<i>"It's a superhero's
playground." Right.</i>

634
00:28:21,343 --> 00:28:23,043
You know,
after we went underground...

635
00:28:23,045 --> 00:28:25,078
my husband used to listen
to a police scanner...

636
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,680
waiting for something
to happen.

637
00:28:26,682 --> 00:28:28,615
And I got mad at him
for it.

638
00:28:28,617 --> 00:28:30,317
(BOTH LAUGHING)

639
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:31,751
Oh, I'm such a hypocrite.

640
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,420
- DISPATCHER: <i>All units.</i>
- Something's up.

641
00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:34,956
<i>We've been picking up
some chatter about</i>

642
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:38,158
<i>potential disruptions to the
hovertrain's opening ceremony.</i>

643
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,460
- OFFICER: <i>Disruption or threat?</i>
- DISPATCHER: <i>Both.</i>

644
00:28:40,462 --> 00:28:42,095
<i>Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.</i>

645
00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:44,197
(GASPS) A potential threat!
Perfect!

646
00:28:44,199 --> 00:28:46,535
Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!

647
00:28:48,237 --> 00:28:51,638
Hey, Vi! I want you
back here by 10:30.

648
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,706
11-ish?

649
00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:55,108
10-ish,
heading for 9:30-ish.

650
00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:57,177
10:30-ish it is. (SIGHS)

651
00:28:57,179 --> 00:28:58,712
Enjoy the movie.

652
00:28:58,714 --> 00:29:00,815
"In the county of Noddoff...

653
00:29:00,817 --> 00:29:02,749
"the Frubbers of Freep...

654
00:29:02,751 --> 00:29:08,123
"are all giving in to
the sweet succor of sleep."

655
00:29:15,731 --> 00:29:17,631
(SIGHS)

656
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:20,133
VIC PERRIN: (ON TV) <i>We will
control the horizontal...</i>

657
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,304
<i>we will control the vertical.</i>

658
00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:31,411
That's not the way you're
supposed to do it, Dad.

659
00:29:31,413 --> 00:29:33,280
They want us
to do it this way.

660
00:29:33,282 --> 00:29:36,283
I don't know that way!
Why would they change math?

661
00:29:36,285 --> 00:29:38,518
- It's okay, Dad.
- Math is math!

662
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,620
I'll just wait for Mom
to get back.

663
00:29:40,622 --> 00:29:41,621
What?

664
00:29:41,623 --> 00:29:44,491
She won't understand it
any better than I do...

665
00:29:44,493 --> 00:29:46,161
VIC PERRIN: (ON TV)
<i>The Outer Limits.</i>

666
00:29:47,696 --> 00:29:49,129
(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)

667
00:29:49,131 --> 00:29:50,530
"All over Doozle-Dorf,

668
00:29:50,532 --> 00:29:53,166
"the Fribbers of Frupp
are going to sleep...

669
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,335
"'cause they just
can't keep up.

670
00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:59,172
"All over Doozle-Dorf,
Doozles are dozing.

671
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:03,577
"Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.

672
00:30:03,579 --> 00:30:04,744
(BOB SNORES)

673
00:30:04,746 --> 00:30:06,580
"Closing! The point is:

674
00:30:06,582 --> 00:30:09,316
"Everyone,
everyone's hitting the sack!

675
00:30:09,318 --> 00:30:12,552
"Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."

676
00:30:12,554 --> 00:30:15,755
<i>Mayors often brag
about their cities...</i>

677
00:30:15,757 --> 00:30:17,557
(CHUCKLES)
<i>and I'm no exception.</i>

678
00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:18,826
<i>And I'm willing to admit</i>

679
00:30:18,828 --> 00:30:21,194
<i>that New Urbem
is not the only city...</i>

680
00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:23,463
Are you sure the police are
gonna be okay with this?

681
00:30:23,465 --> 00:30:25,465
EVELYN: <i>Sure. You're making
life easy for them.</i>

682
00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:26,867
They still haven't
forgiven us

683
00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:28,702
for the last time we made
life easy for them.

684
00:30:28,704 --> 00:30:30,737
I know the Chief of Police.
There won't be a problem.

685
00:30:30,739 --> 00:30:31,638
With all due respect...

686
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,274
if you alone had handled
the Underminer...

687
00:30:34,276 --> 00:30:36,276
things would have
been different.

688
00:30:36,278 --> 00:30:37,644
<i>I'm just saying.</i>

689
00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:39,746
MAYOR: <i>...on budget
and ahead of schedule...</i>

690
00:30:39,748 --> 00:30:43,383
<i>to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.</i>

691
00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:45,886
<i>It can get you
where you need to go</i>

692
00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,855
<i>at ridiculous speeds.</i>

693
00:30:47,857 --> 00:30:51,491
<i>The future is open
for business!</i>

694
00:30:51,493 --> 00:30:52,829
- (MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)

695
00:31:00,837 --> 00:31:02,237
(GRUNTS)

696
00:31:05,507 --> 00:31:07,442
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

697
00:31:11,446 --> 00:31:12,913
Wait. The train has stopped.

698
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:14,249
(PEOPLE GASP)

699
00:31:16,451 --> 00:31:17,686
It's going
the wrong direction.

700
00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,788
It's going the wrong way.

701
00:31:20,790 --> 00:31:21,791
I'm going after it.

702
00:31:26,662 --> 00:31:29,295
- (PEOPLE CLAMORING)
- This thing's really moving.

703
00:31:29,297 --> 00:31:31,633
100 and climbing.
How much track is built?

704
00:31:32,902 --> 00:31:34,403
EVELYN: <i>About 25 miles.</i>

705
00:31:41,643 --> 00:31:43,944
(GRUNTS) No one can shut
this thing down?

706
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,313
EVELYN: <i>They've tried. No-go.</i>

707
00:31:47,315 --> 00:31:48,684
Is that Elastigirl?

708
00:31:51,386 --> 00:31:53,321
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- (BOTH GASP)

709
00:31:54,356 --> 00:31:55,657
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

710
00:31:56,324 --> 00:31:57,524
Overrides?

711
00:31:57,526 --> 00:31:58,627
They're locked out
of the system.

712
00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:05,598
(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)

713
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,968
- What about a fail-safe?
- EVELYN: <i>Not enough time.</i>

714
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:10,871
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

715
00:32:10,873 --> 00:32:12,840
Someone's calling!
Switching over.

716
00:32:12,842 --> 00:32:14,741
DASH: <i>Hey, Mom.
I can't find my high-tops</i>

717
00:32:14,743 --> 00:32:16,409
<i>and Dad
can't find them either.</i>

718
00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:18,611
<i>But he won't call you
and ask, so I am.</i>

719
00:32:18,613 --> 00:32:20,280
BOB: <i>Do not call your mother!</i>

720
00:32:20,282 --> 00:32:21,681
Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.

721
00:32:21,683 --> 00:32:23,583
Look under your bed, okay.
How much time?

722
00:32:23,585 --> 00:32:25,552
EVELYN:
<i>Less than two minutes!</i>

723
00:32:25,554 --> 00:32:27,589
<i>There's a shortcut. Cut
through the culvert up ahead.</i>

724
00:32:35,697 --> 00:32:37,934
I don't know
if I can stay with it.

725
00:32:39,836 --> 00:32:41,336
(YELLS)

726
00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:45,942
(GRUNTS)

727
00:32:48,845 --> 00:32:50,445
(ENGINE REVVING)

728
00:32:56,886 --> 00:32:58,487
(GRUNTING)

729
00:33:07,763 --> 00:33:08,831
(ALL GASP)

730
00:33:13,035 --> 00:33:14,503
(GASPING)

731
00:33:32,354 --> 00:33:33,588
(GRUNTS)

732
00:33:36,025 --> 00:33:37,927
(GASPS AND GRUNTS)

733
00:33:46,035 --> 00:33:47,602
(GRUNTING)

734
00:34:13,762 --> 00:34:15,430
(STRAINING)

735
00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:32,579
(PANTING)

736
00:34:32,581 --> 00:34:33,783
(CHUCKLES)

737
00:34:34,549 --> 00:34:35,852
(ALL GRUNT)

738
00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,893
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

739
00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:48,128
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
- MAN: What the heck was that?

740
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,430
Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?

741
00:34:50,432 --> 00:34:51,700
Are you all right?

742
00:34:54,971 --> 00:34:56,738
Your story better be good.

743
00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:00,573
- Hey. Hey!
- (GRUNTS)

744
00:35:00,575 --> 00:35:02,076
What happened?

745
00:35:02,078 --> 00:35:03,678
(BEEPING)

746
00:35:27,937 --> 00:35:29,604
(SIGHS)

747
00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:31,874
(GASPS)

748
00:35:35,543 --> 00:35:36,777
Honey, why are you...

749
00:35:36,779 --> 00:35:39,614
Don't say anything.

750
00:35:43,685 --> 00:35:46,053
It's Dad.
Are you okay?

751
00:35:46,055 --> 00:35:49,256
VIOLET: I'm fine. I don't
wanna talk about it.

752
00:35:49,258 --> 00:35:50,925
Tony didn't even call?

753
00:35:50,927 --> 00:35:52,960
VIOLET: I don't wanna
talk about it.

754
00:35:52,962 --> 00:35:54,694
- Oh, honey...
- VIOLET: Dad!

755
00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:58,564
If you want me to feel
better, then leave me alone.

756
00:35:58,566 --> 00:35:59,666
Please?

757
00:35:59,668 --> 00:36:00,868
ROMAN: (ON TV)
<i>See, there's nothing</i>

758
00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:02,202
<i>a cop hates worse
than a missing child.</i>

759
00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:04,805
<i>My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.</i>

760
00:36:04,807 --> 00:36:06,173
WOMAN: <i>Oh, but if anybody</i>

761
00:36:06,175 --> 00:36:08,508
<i>can find that child,
it's you, Roman.</i>

762
00:36:08,510 --> 00:36:11,045
<i>Because you're
a wonderful policeman.</i>

763
00:36:11,047 --> 00:36:13,847
- ROBBER 1: <i>This is a holdup.</i>
- (BOB SNORING)

764
00:36:13,849 --> 00:36:15,950
<i>All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.</i>

765
00:36:15,952 --> 00:36:17,217
ROBBER 2:
<i>Put your hands behind</i>

766
00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,718
<i>your heads
and keep them there!</i>

767
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,120
<i>Don't move!</i>

768
00:36:20,122 --> 00:36:23,223
<i>Drop that.
All right, now get over there.</i>

769
00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:25,692
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- <i>Watch the door.</i>

770
00:36:25,694 --> 00:36:26,963
ROBBER 1:
<i>You think I'm kiddin'?</i>

771
00:36:30,598 --> 00:36:31,731
<i>Now.</i>

772
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,668
(SIRENS WAILING)

773
00:36:35,104 --> 00:36:36,837
<i>I said now!</i>

774
00:36:36,839 --> 00:36:39,572
ROBBER 1: <i>I got it! Come on,
I tell you, come on!</i>

775
00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:41,241
(SQUEALS)

776
00:36:41,243 --> 00:36:42,845
ROBBER 2:
<i>You wanna get killed?</i>

777
00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:44,612
(STRAINS)

778
00:36:46,015 --> 00:36:47,181
(GROWLS)

779
00:36:47,183 --> 00:36:49,051
(GRUNTING)

780
00:36:53,289 --> 00:36:54,924
(SNARLS)

781
00:36:57,326 --> 00:36:58,928
(CHITTERING)

782
00:36:59,996 --> 00:37:01,929
(JACK-JACK GRUNTS)

783
00:37:01,931 --> 00:37:03,598
- (GROWLING)
- (GRUNTING)

784
00:37:08,570 --> 00:37:10,006
(BOB SNORING)

785
00:37:13,575 --> 00:37:15,811
(BOTH GRUNTING)

786
00:37:23,152 --> 00:37:25,754
- (GASPS)
- (JACK-JACK YELLING)

787
00:37:33,262 --> 00:37:34,763
(RACCOON CHITTERING)

788
00:37:36,098 --> 00:37:37,699
(JACK-JACK COUGHS)

789
00:37:38,733 --> 00:37:40,102
- Uh-oh.
- (JACK-JACK GIGGLING)

790
00:37:51,113 --> 00:37:52,982
- (SQUEAKS)
- (JACK-JACK GIGGLING)

791
00:37:57,219 --> 00:37:58,220
(YELPS)

792
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:06,160
(RACCOON GROWLS)

793
00:38:06,162 --> 00:38:08,064
- (RACCOON SHRIEKING)
- (JACK-JACK COOING)

794
00:38:10,132 --> 00:38:12,232
- (JACK-JACK SQUEALING)
- (CRASHING)

795
00:38:12,234 --> 00:38:13,768
(GASPING)

796
00:38:15,404 --> 00:38:16,937
(BOB GRUNTING)

797
00:38:16,939 --> 00:38:20,240
- BOB: No, no, no!
- (JACK-JACK SNARLING)

798
00:38:20,242 --> 00:38:21,277
(RACCOON GROWLING)

799
00:38:22,945 --> 00:38:25,114
- No!
- (ALL COOING)

800
00:38:26,415 --> 00:38:29,016
BOB: No, no, no.

801
00:38:29,018 --> 00:38:30,851
No, no, no.

802
00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:33,055
- No, no, no!
- (SNARLING)

803
00:38:35,825 --> 00:38:37,891
(RACCOON GROWLING)

804
00:38:37,893 --> 00:38:39,759
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)

805
00:38:39,761 --> 00:38:40,861
(GIGGLING)

806
00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:44,298
You have powers!

807
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,899
Yeah, baby,

808
00:38:45,901 --> 00:38:47,968
and there's not
a scratch on you!

809
00:38:47,970 --> 00:38:49,702
Did you go through
the locked door?

810
00:38:49,704 --> 00:38:51,972
- Are those your powers?
- (CHUCKLES)

811
00:38:51,974 --> 00:38:54,074
Who can multiply
like rabbits

812
00:38:54,076 --> 00:38:57,044
and go right through
any solid...

813
00:38:57,046 --> 00:38:58,713
- (SNEEZES)
- (YELPS)

814
00:39:01,016 --> 00:39:03,786
- Oh, my God!
- (GIGGLING)

815
00:39:05,254 --> 00:39:06,989
(PHONE RINGING)

816
00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:10,257
- Hello?
- HELEN: <i>Hey, honey.</i>

817
00:39:10,259 --> 00:39:12,126
- You weren't gonna call me?
- BOB: <i>Oh, hey!</i>

818
00:39:12,128 --> 00:39:14,261
(STAMMERING)
No. I mean, yes, yeah...

819
00:39:14,263 --> 00:39:16,696
- I just didn't wanna wake you.
- (JACK-JACK BABBLING)

820
00:39:16,698 --> 00:39:19,765
The strangest thing just
happened out in the yard.

821
00:39:19,767 --> 00:39:20,901
Sounds like I just
woke you up.

822
00:39:20,903 --> 00:39:22,402
<i>No, no.</i>

823
00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:24,104
- It's just, Jack-Jack...
- <i>He had an accident!</i>

824
00:39:24,106 --> 00:39:25,172
I knew it!

825
00:39:25,174 --> 00:39:27,107
I'm coming home right now!
I never should have...

826
00:39:27,109 --> 00:39:29,443
No accident. Stay there
and finish your mission.

827
00:39:29,445 --> 00:39:30,978
You never should...

828
00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:33,046
What? You don't think
I can do this?

829
00:39:33,048 --> 00:39:35,748
No, no.
Sorry. I misspoke.

830
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:37,151
Do you need me
to come back?

831
00:39:37,153 --> 00:39:40,020
No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.

832
00:39:40,022 --> 00:39:41,756
What happened
with Jack-Jack?

833
00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:45,159
Nothing.
He's in excellent health.

834
00:39:45,161 --> 00:39:47,261
- <i>Well, that's good.</i>
- (VIOLET SOBBING)

835
00:39:47,263 --> 00:39:49,930
- <i>How was Violet's date?</i>
- BOB: Uh...

836
00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:51,731
HELEN:
<i>That was tonight, right?</i>

837
00:39:51,733 --> 00:39:54,301
BOB: (STAMMERING)
Yes. Good.

838
00:39:54,303 --> 00:39:56,303
All fine and good.

839
00:39:56,305 --> 00:39:58,272
And Jack-Jack went down
with no trouble?

840
00:39:58,274 --> 00:40:00,040
- (JACK-JACK COOING)
- Fine, yes, no trouble.

841
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,909
And Dash got
his homework done?

842
00:40:01,911 --> 00:40:03,177
BOB: All done.

843
00:40:03,179 --> 00:40:04,444
So, things haven't
spiraled out

844
00:40:04,446 --> 00:40:05,445
of control
the moment I left?

845
00:40:05,447 --> 00:40:07,314
Amazing as it may seem,

846
00:40:07,316 --> 00:40:09,983
it has been
quite uneventful in fact.

847
00:40:09,985 --> 00:40:11,418
<i>How about you?</i>

848
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,323
I saved a runaway train!
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)

849
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:17,424
<i>It was so great!</i>

850
00:40:17,426 --> 00:40:20,194
The mayor was there to cut
the ribbon on this new train.

851
00:40:20,196 --> 00:40:21,995
REPORTER 1:
<i>Elastigirl pursued the train</i>

852
00:40:21,997 --> 00:40:24,164
<i>and was able
to successfully activate...</i>

853
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:26,466
Blah, blah, blah. He says a
few words, cuts the ribbon...

854
00:40:26,468 --> 00:40:27,801
and the train starts pulling

855
00:40:27,803 --> 00:40:29,336
out of the station
backwards...

856
00:40:29,338 --> 00:40:31,038
REPORTER 2: <i>...track of
its brand new hovertrain...</i>

857
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,806
<i>...malfunctioned...</i>

858
00:40:32,808 --> 00:40:34,009
<i>...thanking Elastigirl...</i>

859
00:40:35,211 --> 00:40:36,476
REPORTER 3:
<i>Superhero Elastigirl...</i>

860
00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:37,811
REPORTER 4: <i>Elastigirl...</i>

861
00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:41,081
Boom! No casualties!
(SQUEALS)

862
00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:42,349
REPORTER 5:
<i>...specialized motorbike,</i>

863
00:40:42,351 --> 00:40:43,951
<i>saving all of
the passengers...</i>

864
00:40:43,953 --> 00:40:45,052
HELEN: <i>One thing
leads to another</i>

865
00:40:45,054 --> 00:40:46,220
<i>and suddenly,
I go after it!</i>

866
00:40:46,222 --> 00:40:48,522
<i>I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!</i>

867
00:40:48,524 --> 00:40:50,490
That's fantastic, honey!

868
00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:52,893
And on your first night!

869
00:40:52,895 --> 00:40:55,929
I am so proud of you, really.

870
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,464
<i>I'm proud of you, honey.</i>

871
00:40:57,466 --> 00:41:00,133
I know you want to get out
there and you will soon.

872
00:41:00,135 --> 00:41:02,102
And you'll be amazing.

873
00:41:02,104 --> 00:41:03,337
I couldn't have done this

874
00:41:03,339 --> 00:41:04,972
if you hadn't
taken over so well.

875
00:41:04,974 --> 00:41:06,807
<i>Thanks for handling
everything.</i>

876
00:41:06,809 --> 00:41:08,208
It's nothing.

877
00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:11,311
(SIGHS) I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.

878
00:41:11,313 --> 00:41:14,283
- <i>Sweet dreams.</i>
- Sweet dreams, honey.

879
00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:16,418
(SIGHS)

880
00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,121
(SNORING)

881
00:41:29,298 --> 00:41:30,430
(BOB MUMBLING)

882
00:41:30,432 --> 00:41:33,333
(IMITATES DASH)
"Hey, Dad, it's okay.

883
00:41:33,335 --> 00:41:36,136
"I'll just wait for Mom
to get home."

884
00:41:36,138 --> 00:41:39,108
As if she could...
I know how to...

885
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,277
I can do math.

886
00:41:47,149 --> 00:41:48,317
(GROANS)

887
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,489
Oh, brother...
(MUMBLING)

888
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,027
(IMITATES DASH)
Wait for Mom!

889
00:41:59,228 --> 00:42:01,497
What am I,
a substitute parent?

890
00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:06,302
It's not my fault
they changed math.

891
00:42:14,943 --> 00:42:17,277
Come on, buddy.
Come on.

892
00:42:17,279 --> 00:42:20,080
I think I understand
your math assignment.

893
00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:23,917
We still have some time
to finish it before your test.

894
00:42:23,919 --> 00:42:25,886
So first, you wanna put
all the numbers

895
00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:27,654
by themselves on one side.

896
00:42:27,656 --> 00:42:29,489
...you change the sign.

897
00:42:29,491 --> 00:42:32,526
That means a plus becomes
a minus and a minus...

898
00:42:32,528 --> 00:42:34,027
You got it?

899
00:42:34,029 --> 00:42:35,431
Yeah, baby!

900
00:42:45,507 --> 00:42:47,276
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

901
00:42:49,445 --> 00:42:52,012
Oh. Uh, hello.

902
00:42:52,014 --> 00:42:53,347
We're in a new house.

903
00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:56,616
I did write my address
on your locker...

904
00:42:56,618 --> 00:42:58,652
in permanent ink.

905
00:42:58,654 --> 00:43:00,954
Oh, is that what that is?

906
00:43:00,956 --> 00:43:02,456
Did you forget?

907
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:04,493
Forget what?

908
00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:07,463
(CHUCKLING) That's funny.

909
00:43:10,532 --> 00:43:12,101
Points for funny.

910
00:43:13,235 --> 00:43:15,369
Oh, was it
the weird outfit?

911
00:43:15,371 --> 00:43:17,971
- (CHUCKLES)
- Because there's a reason.

912
00:43:17,973 --> 00:43:20,107
I'm in a drama class...

913
00:43:20,109 --> 00:43:22,309
and they just wanna do
Shakespeare...

914
00:43:22,311 --> 00:43:24,277
but they're like, "Try to make
it relevant for the kids."

915
00:43:24,279 --> 00:43:26,546
So, like, "Oh, superheroes!
Kids love superheroes."

916
00:43:26,548 --> 00:43:27,981
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

917
00:43:27,983 --> 00:43:28,949
You wanna wear
one kind of tights...

918
00:43:28,951 --> 00:43:30,217
and then they're like,

919
00:43:30,219 --> 00:43:31,518
"No, wear these
other kind of tights."

920
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,554
(STAMMERS) Do I know you?

921
00:43:41,397 --> 00:43:43,563
<i>Many say your speech
today is critical.</i>

922
00:43:43,565 --> 00:43:46,333
<i>Both sides just want the
best for their people.</i>

923
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:50,203
<i>We are so close to finally
getting peace in the region.</i>

924
00:43:50,205 --> 00:43:52,105
I haven't done this
in a while.

925
00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:54,408
This is good. The train
gives us momentum.

926
00:43:54,410 --> 00:43:56,643
Just go out there and
be your charming self...

927
00:43:56,645 --> 00:43:58,111
and capitalize on it.

928
00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:00,580
Ms. Elastigirl,
they're ready for you.

929
00:44:00,582 --> 00:44:02,351
Hey, stretch a leg.

930
00:44:04,286 --> 00:44:06,019
Thank you, Chad.
It was fun.

931
00:44:06,021 --> 00:44:08,290
Ambassador, your documents.
We're moving to the rooftop.

932
00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:11,291
Oh, Madame Ambassador,
hello!

933
00:44:11,293 --> 00:44:12,659
Oh, you are Elastigirl!

934
00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:15,162
This is why now
I'm shaking your hand.

935
00:44:15,164 --> 00:44:17,297
It was so sad
when you went underground.

936
00:44:17,299 --> 00:44:21,301
I am glad to see you back
in your shiny outfit.

937
00:44:21,303 --> 00:44:22,702
That means so much
coming from you.

938
00:44:22,704 --> 00:44:24,037
Good luck
with your speech.

939
00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:25,405
This way, Ambassador.

940
00:44:25,407 --> 00:44:26,740
(STAMMERS)
Bring lasting peace!

941
00:44:26,742 --> 00:44:28,642
I will,
when you defeat evil.

942
00:44:28,644 --> 00:44:30,744
(CHUCKLES) Okay.

943
00:44:30,746 --> 00:44:32,514
Three, two...

944
00:44:33,282 --> 00:44:34,581
For over 15 years,

945
00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:36,183
superheroes have been
in hiding.

946
00:44:36,185 --> 00:44:38,185
Forced into it
by a society

947
00:44:38,187 --> 00:44:39,719
no longer willing
to support them.

948
00:44:39,721 --> 00:44:41,354
That may soon be changing...

949
00:44:41,356 --> 00:44:43,791
due to a growing movement
to bring the Supers back.

950
00:44:43,793 --> 00:44:45,625
Here, fresh on the heels
of her own

951
00:44:45,627 --> 00:44:47,561
heroic save
of a runaway train...

952
00:44:47,563 --> 00:44:51,097
and sporting a new look,
is the superhero, Elastigirl.

953
00:44:51,099 --> 00:44:52,432
- Welcome!
- Hello, Chad.

954
00:44:52,434 --> 00:44:54,601
All the polls are going
in your direction.

955
00:44:54,603 --> 00:44:56,336
That's true.
Things are good...

956
00:44:56,338 --> 00:44:57,737
Hello.

957
00:44:57,739 --> 00:44:59,439
Uh, hello?

958
00:44:59,441 --> 00:45:01,641
Do I have your attention?

959
00:45:01,643 --> 00:45:03,076
Yes, Chad.

960
00:45:03,078 --> 00:45:04,344
Of course I do.

961
00:45:04,346 --> 00:45:06,213
I'm appearing
on your screen.

962
00:45:06,215 --> 00:45:09,282
Reading the words I'm saying
off of another screen.

963
00:45:09,284 --> 00:45:11,184
Screens are everywhere.

964
00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:12,319
We are controlled by screens.

965
00:45:12,321 --> 00:45:14,120
(ELASTIGIRL WHIMPERING)

966
00:45:14,122 --> 00:45:19,092
<i>And screens
are controlled by me...</i>

967
00:45:19,094 --> 00:45:20,660
<i>Screenslaver.</i>

968
00:45:20,662 --> 00:45:22,095
Hey!

969
00:45:22,097 --> 00:45:24,231
SCREENSLAVER:
<i>I control this broadcast...</i>

970
00:45:24,233 --> 00:45:26,633
and this idiotic anchorman
you see before you.

971
00:45:26,635 --> 00:45:28,368
WOMAN: What's wrong
with him?

972
00:45:28,370 --> 00:45:29,369
The signal's been hijacked.
I'll check it out.

973
00:45:29,371 --> 00:45:31,137
Don't look at any monitors.

974
00:45:31,139 --> 00:45:33,406
I could hijack
the ambassador's aerocade...

975
00:45:33,408 --> 00:45:35,709
while it's still airborne.

976
00:45:35,711 --> 00:45:37,513
Right, Elastigirl?

977
00:45:39,615 --> 00:45:42,217
Nearest window!
Where's the nearest window?

978
00:45:54,530 --> 00:45:56,396
- Oh, what's going on?
- Where's Elastigirl?

979
00:45:56,398 --> 00:45:58,133
(GROANS) Which one?

980
00:46:02,404 --> 00:46:04,406
(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)

981
00:46:06,642 --> 00:46:08,542
Elastigirl!
What are you doing here?

982
00:46:08,544 --> 00:46:10,878
The ambassador is in danger.
Which chopper is she...

983
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,414
Look out!

984
00:46:13,883 --> 00:46:16,251
Follow them
and get me close!

985
00:46:18,754 --> 00:46:21,557
Get out of the sky,
and touch down safely!

986
00:46:30,499 --> 00:46:34,134
- (GRUNTS)
- Stand down! It's Elastigirl.

987
00:46:34,136 --> 00:46:35,737
Stay in your seat, ma'am!

988
00:46:42,411 --> 00:46:44,544
- (GROANS, GASPS)
- We're under attack!

989
00:46:44,546 --> 00:46:47,516
Quick, go!
Protect the ambassador!

990
00:46:50,887 --> 00:46:52,185
Open the door!

991
00:46:52,187 --> 00:46:53,388
Do as she says!

992
00:46:55,424 --> 00:46:56,523
Can you all swim?

993
00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:58,193
- ALL: Yeah.
- No!

994
00:46:58,861 --> 00:47:01,196
(ALL SCREAMING)

995
00:47:12,274 --> 00:47:13,642
(AMBASSADOR GRUNTS)

996
00:47:15,677 --> 00:47:17,446
(BOTH GRUNTING)

997
00:47:19,514 --> 00:47:22,482
ELASTIGIRL: We're gonna have
to slingshot! Hang on!

998
00:47:22,484 --> 00:47:25,220
- (ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)
- (AMBASSADOR SCREAMING)

999
00:47:29,491 --> 00:47:31,826
- (PANTING)
- Are you all right, ma'am?

1000
00:47:31,828 --> 00:47:33,629
I'm perfectly fine...

1001
00:47:35,865 --> 00:47:37,432
BOB: Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!

1002
00:47:43,438 --> 00:47:46,239
Boys are jerks
and superheroes suck.

1003
00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:47,540
Good morning!

1004
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,442
He takes one look
at me in that suit...

1005
00:47:49,444 --> 00:47:53,346
and decides to pretend
he doesn't even know me.

1006
00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:55,448
He's protecting himself.

1007
00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:58,318
If he really did see you,
it's best that he forget.

1008
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,253
It's better for you, too.

1009
00:48:00,255 --> 00:48:02,355
I can't tell you
how many memories

1010
00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:04,658
Dicker's had to erase
over the years...

1011
00:48:04,660 --> 00:48:06,459
(SNIFFS)
when someone figured out

1012
00:48:06,461 --> 00:48:08,261
your mother's
or my identity.

1013
00:48:08,263 --> 00:48:10,597
- (GASPS)
- It was Dicker!

1014
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:12,833
- You told him about Tony!
- Honey...

1015
00:48:12,835 --> 00:48:15,771
You had me erased
from Tony's mind!

1016
00:48:20,642 --> 00:48:22,308
(DOOR SLAMS)

1017
00:48:22,310 --> 00:48:23,780
- (JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
- (DOOR OPENS)

1018
00:48:29,284 --> 00:48:30,985
I hate superheroes!

1019
00:48:30,987 --> 00:48:33,288
And I renounce them!

1020
00:48:33,823 --> 00:48:34,857
(WHIRRING)

1021
00:48:39,327 --> 00:48:41,261
I renounce them!

1022
00:48:41,263 --> 00:48:43,298
(GRUNTING)

1023
00:48:45,802 --> 00:48:47,835
(PANTING)

1024
00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:49,904
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)

1025
00:48:49,906 --> 00:48:51,806
Is she having adolescence?

1026
00:48:51,808 --> 00:48:52,973
(DOOR SLAMS)

1027
00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:54,641
REPORTER: <i>A new report
out today shows that,</i>

1028
00:48:54,643 --> 00:48:56,476
<i>when it comes
to decision-making...</i>

1029
00:48:56,478 --> 00:48:58,311
<i>people have more trust
in a monkey</i>

1030
00:48:58,313 --> 00:48:59,679
<i>throwing darts than Congress.</i>

1031
00:48:59,681 --> 00:49:01,849
What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?

1032
00:49:01,851 --> 00:49:03,951
- (PROTESTERS CHANTING)
- They're here in support.

1033
00:49:03,953 --> 00:49:06,286
Support? Support of what?

1034
00:49:06,288 --> 00:49:08,856
TOMMY:
Well, in support of you.

1035
00:49:08,858 --> 00:49:10,459
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

1036
00:49:11,460 --> 00:49:13,961
Wow. Oh, hey...

1037
00:49:13,963 --> 00:49:16,596
Thanks for coming out. Hi.

1038
00:49:16,598 --> 00:49:19,365
Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.

1039
00:49:19,367 --> 00:49:20,500
Oh, hello.

1040
00:49:20,502 --> 00:49:21,871
What does your sign say?

1041
00:49:26,341 --> 00:49:27,908
ALL: (CHANTING)
Ka-boom! Ka-pow!

1042
00:49:27,910 --> 00:49:30,510
Supers should be legal now!

1043
00:49:30,512 --> 00:49:32,813
Talk to ya.
Oh, what do ya know!

1044
00:49:32,815 --> 00:49:33,914
Ellenwood.

1045
00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:35,950
Oh, now you wanna
return my calls

1046
00:49:35,952 --> 00:49:37,317
about superheroes, huh?

1047
00:49:37,319 --> 00:49:39,019
Oh. I'll have to
call you back.

1048
00:49:39,021 --> 00:49:40,420
Oh, that felt good.

1049
00:49:40,422 --> 00:49:41,621
Felicia, hold my calls,
please.

1050
00:49:41,623 --> 00:49:43,423
Hey!
It's working!

1051
00:49:43,425 --> 00:49:45,558
Hey, the ambassador
made a big speech

1052
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,760
about superheroes today.

1053
00:49:46,762 --> 00:49:48,495
Turns out
saving someone's life

1054
00:49:48,497 --> 00:49:49,897
makes a good impression
on them. Who knew, huh?

1055
00:49:49,899 --> 00:49:52,398
I'm getting calls
from all over the world.

1056
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,802
Media awareness
is up 72%.

1057
00:49:54,804 --> 00:49:56,904
The push
for superhero legalization

1058
00:49:56,906 --> 00:49:58,906
is becoming
a worldwide movement!

1059
00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,808
I have big plans
for our next move.

1060
00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:02,642
We're gonna have
a summit at sea.

1061
00:50:02,644 --> 00:50:03,743
We'll use our ship...

1062
00:50:03,745 --> 00:50:05,980
we'll gather leaders
and Supers...

1063
00:50:05,982 --> 00:50:08,715
- from all over the world.
- That's great.

1064
00:50:08,717 --> 00:50:09,850
I'm happy.

1065
00:50:09,852 --> 00:50:11,518
I'm happy
the numbers are up.

1066
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,621
I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...

1067
00:50:14,623 --> 00:50:16,389
and I'm happy
you're happy.

1068
00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:19,659
I'm hearing that you're happy,
but why am I not feeling it?

1069
00:50:19,661 --> 00:50:21,394
Because I didn't get him!

1070
00:50:21,396 --> 00:50:22,797
Screenslaver
is still out there.

1071
00:50:22,799 --> 00:50:25,632
All I did was play his game
and win this round.

1072
00:50:25,634 --> 00:50:26,801
He's gonna want more

1073
00:50:26,803 --> 00:50:28,936
and as long as
he gets to play, he wins.

1074
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:31,005
One thing
I've learned in business?

1075
00:50:31,007 --> 00:50:32,940
Smell the flowers.

1076
00:50:32,942 --> 00:50:34,474
They don't bloom that often.

1077
00:50:34,476 --> 00:50:35,943
What do you want
on your tombstone?

1078
00:50:35,945 --> 00:50:37,077
"She worried a lot"?

1079
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:39,079
EVELYN: All right,
stop talking.

1080
00:50:39,081 --> 00:50:40,482
Show her.

1081
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,552
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1082
00:50:45,554 --> 00:50:48,555
This is just so exciting, isn't it?
Huh?

1083
00:50:48,557 --> 00:50:50,557
(CHATTER STOPS)

1084
00:50:50,559 --> 00:50:52,492
Oh, wow. Uh...

1085
00:50:52,494 --> 00:50:55,695
Wow! Elastigirl,
there you are.

1086
00:50:55,697 --> 00:50:57,131
- Hello.
- (STAMMERS) I didn't...

1087
00:50:57,133 --> 00:50:58,598
Wow!

1088
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,935
Come on, get yourself
together, Karen.

1089
00:51:00,937 --> 00:51:04,038
Hi, my superhero name
is Voyd.

1090
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:08,042
I just wanna thank you,
for, like, for being you!

1091
00:51:08,044 --> 00:51:09,977
(STAMMERING)

1092
00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:13,582
Okay, what I can do,
um, is this.

1093
00:51:14,851 --> 00:51:16,618
(ALL GASP)

1094
00:51:18,687 --> 00:51:20,753
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Yeah.

1095
00:51:20,755 --> 00:51:24,524
That is impressive.
Very interdimensional.

1096
00:51:24,526 --> 00:51:26,726
I felt like
an outcast before.

1097
00:51:26,728 --> 00:51:31,464
But now, with you being
you, I feel like...

1098
00:51:31,466 --> 00:51:32,867
(SIGHS)

1099
00:51:32,869 --> 00:51:33,870
Yay, me.

1100
00:51:34,937 --> 00:51:36,904
I flew them in
from all over.

1101
00:51:36,906 --> 00:51:38,771
They've all been
in hiding.

1102
00:51:38,773 --> 00:51:40,975
They have powers,
secret identities...

1103
00:51:40,977 --> 00:51:43,844
and names
they've given themselves.

1104
00:51:43,846 --> 00:51:46,146
I'm Screech.
It's a pleasure.

1105
00:51:46,148 --> 00:51:47,547
I've always considered you

1106
00:51:47,549 --> 00:51:49,616
the gold standard
for superheroes.

1107
00:51:49,618 --> 00:51:51,751
Well, thanks.
You're too nice.

1108
00:51:51,753 --> 00:51:53,653
I am called Brick.

1109
00:51:53,655 --> 00:51:57,024
Nice to meet you, Brick.
Uh, where are you from?

1110
00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:58,591
Wisconsin.

1111
00:51:58,593 --> 00:52:01,728
Oh. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...

1112
00:52:01,730 --> 00:52:03,998
You know,
zapping things electrically...

1113
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,532
charging things, bolts of
lightning, that kind of stuff.

1114
00:52:06,534 --> 00:52:08,002
Name's Reflux.

1115
00:52:08,004 --> 00:52:10,971
Medical condition or
superpower, you decide.

1116
00:52:10,973 --> 00:52:12,605
(CHUCKLES)
That's a little line

1117
00:52:12,607 --> 00:52:14,041
I say just to put
people at ease.

1118
00:52:14,043 --> 00:52:15,175
Hope I don't offend.

1119
00:52:15,177 --> 00:52:17,211
Oh, no, no, no.
Reflux. Love it.

1120
00:52:17,213 --> 00:52:18,645
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1121
00:52:18,647 --> 00:52:21,547
Well, I do look forward
to working with you.

1122
00:52:21,549 --> 00:52:24,617
Yes, that is impressive.
Keep practicing.

1123
00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:25,986
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1124
00:52:25,988 --> 00:52:27,520
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- Ow!

1125
00:52:27,522 --> 00:52:29,123
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1126
00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:30,556
(SNORING)

1127
00:52:30,558 --> 00:52:33,928
Well, I'm beat. Congratulations.
Big day.

1128
00:52:33,930 --> 00:52:36,496
Good night, ladies.
I will see you tomorrow.

1129
00:52:36,498 --> 00:52:37,798
Good night.

1130
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,499
Must be nice for you,

1131
00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:41,068
being out front
after all this time.

1132
00:52:41,070 --> 00:52:42,635
Out front?

1133
00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:45,205
Well, it's been a while
since your superhero days...

1134
00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:47,041
and even then,
you were kind of

1135
00:52:47,043 --> 00:52:48,641
in Mr. Incredible's
shadow.

1136
00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:50,077
Nah, I beg to differ.

1137
00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,079
I'm not... I'm not
saying you weren't big.

1138
00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:54,081
No, you were,
and are, a superstar...

1139
00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:57,017
but you have the stage
to yourself now.

1140
00:52:57,019 --> 00:52:59,053
And people have
to pay attention.

1141
00:52:59,055 --> 00:53:00,854
Oh, you mean, "It's a man's
world" and all that?

1142
00:53:00,856 --> 00:53:02,722
Well, what world
do you live in?

1143
00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:04,058
Your brother runs DEVTECH.

1144
00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:08,195
I don't want his job.
I invent, he sells.

1145
00:53:08,197 --> 00:53:11,764
I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?

1146
00:53:11,766 --> 00:53:13,233
Which side of me
are you asking?

1147
00:53:13,235 --> 00:53:14,701
The believer or the cynic?

1148
00:53:14,703 --> 00:53:15,970
The cynic...

1149
00:53:15,972 --> 00:53:17,704
Would say selling
is more important

1150
00:53:17,706 --> 00:53:19,739
because the best sellers
have the most buyers.

1151
00:53:19,741 --> 00:53:21,541
Doesn't matter
what you're selling.

1152
00:53:21,543 --> 00:53:23,277
It only matters
what people buy.

1153
00:53:23,279 --> 00:53:24,979
This is true.

1154
00:53:24,981 --> 00:53:26,947
If I discovered the
origin of the universe...

1155
00:53:26,949 --> 00:53:28,581
my brother
would find a way

1156
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:31,551
to market it as a,
uh, foot massager.

1157
00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:33,887
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1158
00:53:33,889 --> 00:53:35,789
So, what would
the believer say?

1159
00:53:35,791 --> 00:53:38,125
The believer would tell you
to make your mark.

1160
00:53:38,127 --> 00:53:40,593
Don't wait for permission,
assert yourself

1161
00:53:40,595 --> 00:53:42,096
and impose your will
on the status quo.

1162
00:53:42,098 --> 00:53:43,964
- Sounds like my brother.
- What?

1163
00:53:43,966 --> 00:53:45,265
You sound like my brother.

1164
00:53:45,267 --> 00:53:46,666
Well, he's not wrong.

1165
00:53:46,668 --> 00:53:48,002
There is an art
to getting a reaction...

1166
00:53:48,004 --> 00:53:49,736
(GASPS) Oh! I know
how to get him.

1167
00:53:49,738 --> 00:53:52,772
- My brother?
- No. Screenslaver!

1168
00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:55,575
You're tech-savvy. I need
to lock onto a signal...

1169
00:53:55,577 --> 00:53:56,743
and trace its origin.

1170
00:53:56,745 --> 00:53:57,878
How fast can you
slap something together

1171
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,079
and meet me
at the airport?

1172
00:53:59,081 --> 00:54:00,080
Airport?

1173
00:54:00,082 --> 00:54:01,849
Need to go
out of town, pronto.

1174
00:54:01,851 --> 00:54:03,017
I can get your contraption
together by 5:00 a.m.

1175
00:54:03,019 --> 00:54:05,119
I need to get on TV.
Chad!

1176
00:54:05,121 --> 00:54:06,887
I'll get my brother to set up
an exclusive with him

1177
00:54:06,889 --> 00:54:08,055
tonight on the newscast.

1178
00:54:08,057 --> 00:54:09,256
Finish our interview
by phone!

1179
00:54:09,258 --> 00:54:10,623
Promote the hell out of it.

1180
00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:12,026
Independence
from Screenslavery!

1181
00:54:12,028 --> 00:54:14,862
- Chad tonight.
- BOTH: Boom! (LAUGHING)

1182
00:54:14,864 --> 00:54:16,631
(PHONE RINGING)

1183
00:54:18,034 --> 00:54:19,699
- Dicker.
- BOB: <i>Yeah, hey, Rick.</i>

1184
00:54:19,701 --> 00:54:21,301
You remember that kid
I mentioned to you?

1185
00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:22,602
Tony Rydinger.

1186
00:54:22,604 --> 00:54:24,304
Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid.

1187
00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:26,006
Well, you also wiped out

1188
00:54:26,008 --> 00:54:28,008
the Friday night date
my daughter had with him.

1189
00:54:28,010 --> 00:54:30,643
In fact,
you wiped out my daughter.

1190
00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:32,913
Oops.
Not an exact science, Bob.

1191
00:54:32,915 --> 00:54:34,782
<i>Rick, you gotta help me here.</i>

1192
00:54:34,784 --> 00:54:37,818
Violet hates me, and you,
and superheroes.

1193
00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:40,320
I gotta fix this.
What do you know about Tony?

1194
00:54:40,322 --> 00:54:41,721
Um...

1195
00:54:41,723 --> 00:54:43,190
Not much.

1196
00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:44,792
Seems like a good kid.

1197
00:54:44,794 --> 00:54:46,960
Popular,
plays sports, music.

1198
00:54:46,962 --> 00:54:50,798
Parents own The Happy Platter,
kid works there part time.

1199
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,968
Happy Platter?

1200
00:54:55,670 --> 00:54:58,205
Why did we drive
all the way across town

1201
00:54:58,207 --> 00:55:00,007
for The Happy Platter?

1202
00:55:00,009 --> 00:55:03,643
We'd like a booth over there,
near the philodendron.

1203
00:55:03,645 --> 00:55:05,779
Good, right?
Near the philodendron.

1204
00:55:05,781 --> 00:55:08,048
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1205
00:55:08,050 --> 00:55:11,218
This platter doesn't look
all that happy to me.

1206
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,187
It looks bored.

1207
00:55:13,189 --> 00:55:15,089
Ha-ha! The Bored Platter!

1208
00:55:15,091 --> 00:55:17,657
I thought Vi would want
a change of pace

1209
00:55:17,659 --> 00:55:18,826
from drive-in food.

1210
00:55:18,828 --> 00:55:20,726
I like drive-in food.

1211
00:55:20,728 --> 00:55:22,695
Does this mean vegetables?

1212
00:55:22,697 --> 00:55:24,697
A balanced diet
means vegetables, kiddo.

1213
00:55:24,699 --> 00:55:26,800
Get used to it.

1214
00:55:26,802 --> 00:55:28,836
TONY: Good evening, everyone.

1215
00:55:28,838 --> 00:55:30,437
- BOB: Oh, no!
- (COUGHING)

1216
00:55:30,439 --> 00:55:32,039
- Is she all right?
- Violet, are you okay?

1217
00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:33,240
- (COUGHING)
- Nothing to see here.

1218
00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,008
Yeah, more napkins
would be good.

1219
00:55:35,010 --> 00:55:36,143
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- It happens all the time here.

1220
00:55:36,145 --> 00:55:37,044
Mops it right up.

1221
00:55:37,046 --> 00:55:39,947
Normally, she doesn't
ever drip like this.

1222
00:55:39,949 --> 00:55:42,116
- Would you like water, sir?
- BOB: Yes.

1223
00:55:42,118 --> 00:55:45,085
Yes, I would.
This is my daughter...

1224
00:55:45,087 --> 00:55:46,787
- who you must know, right?
- God. Stop.

1225
00:55:46,789 --> 00:55:48,122
- Hello.
- Violet.

1226
00:55:48,124 --> 00:55:49,289
Hello, Violet.

1227
00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,424
(BOB CHUCKLING)

1228
00:55:50,426 --> 00:55:51,892
Hey, Vi, say hi to...

1229
00:55:51,894 --> 00:55:53,260
Don't push it, Dad.

1230
00:55:53,262 --> 00:55:55,262
I'm Dash,
her little brother.

1231
00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:56,430
Hello.

1232
00:55:56,432 --> 00:55:58,899
Mmm. This is
really good water.

1233
00:55:58,901 --> 00:56:00,200
It's very refreshing.

1234
00:56:00,202 --> 00:56:01,068
Spring water, is it?

1235
00:56:01,070 --> 00:56:03,971
I don't know, sir.
I think it's tap.

1236
00:56:03,973 --> 00:56:05,738
Well, it is very good.

1237
00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:07,141
Excellent tap.

1238
00:56:07,143 --> 00:56:09,276
Excuse me.

1239
00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:11,111
Well, nice to meet you.

1240
00:56:11,113 --> 00:56:12,846
- Where'd she go?
- DASH: Mmm.

1241
00:56:12,848 --> 00:56:15,949
To find a good place
to be angry?

1242
00:56:15,951 --> 00:56:18,852
Tonight, we go now to
a special remote interview...

1243
00:56:18,854 --> 00:56:20,053
with Elastigirl.

1244
00:56:20,055 --> 00:56:21,088
ELASTIGIRL:
<i>How you feeling, Chad?</i>

1245
00:56:21,090 --> 00:56:22,356
<i>You doing all right?</i>

1246
00:56:22,358 --> 00:56:24,858
I'm fine.
The doctors checked me out.

1247
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,860
(STAMMERS) I have no memory
of the event.

1248
00:56:26,862 --> 00:56:28,761
I gotta tell you,
it's pretty strange

1249
00:56:28,763 --> 00:56:30,130
to see a recording...

1250
00:56:30,132 --> 00:56:32,799
<i>of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.</i>

1251
00:56:32,801 --> 00:56:34,368
<i>I don't think
anyone needs to worry.</i>

1252
00:56:34,370 --> 00:56:36,837
<i>We've taken many precautions
tonight though.</i>

1253
00:56:36,839 --> 00:56:38,172
<i>Where are you right now?</i>

1254
00:56:38,174 --> 00:56:41,208
On a case, in a secure
undisclosed location.

1255
00:56:41,210 --> 00:56:42,910
CHAD: <i>I wanna talk
about you...</i>

1256
00:56:42,912 --> 00:56:45,312
<i>starting with your save
of a runaway train.</i>

1257
00:56:45,314 --> 00:56:47,881
<i>Here's an exclusive
unedited clip</i>

1258
00:56:47,883 --> 00:56:49,316
<i>from your own suit cam.</i>

1259
00:56:49,318 --> 00:56:50,417
<i>Roll the clip.</i>

1260
00:56:50,419 --> 00:56:53,187
ELASTIGIRL: <i>This thing's
really moving.</i>

1261
00:56:53,189 --> 00:56:55,923
<i>100 and climbing.
How much track is built?</i>

1262
00:56:55,925 --> 00:56:58,859
EVELYN: <i>About 25 miles.</i>

1263
00:56:58,861 --> 00:57:02,062
SCREENSLAVER: <i>The Screenslaver
interrupts this program...</i>

1264
00:57:02,064 --> 00:57:03,497
<i>for an important announcement.</i>

1265
00:57:03,499 --> 00:57:05,399
I'll be damned. She knew.

1266
00:57:05,401 --> 00:57:07,167
Let's see
if your gadget works.

1267
00:57:07,169 --> 00:57:09,436
<i>Don't bother
watching the rest.</i>

1268
00:57:09,438 --> 00:57:10,938
Gotcha!

1269
00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:13,173
<i>Elastigirl doesn't
save the day.</i>

1270
00:57:13,175 --> 00:57:16,043
<i>She only postpones her defeat.</i>

1271
00:57:16,045 --> 00:57:18,245
<i>And while she postpones
her defeat...</i>

1272
00:57:18,247 --> 00:57:21,915
<i>you eat chips and watch
her confront problems...</i>

1273
00:57:21,917 --> 00:57:24,184
<i>that you are too lazy
to deal with.</i>

1274
00:57:24,186 --> 00:57:27,087
<i>Superheroes are part
of your brainless desire...</i>

1275
00:57:27,089 --> 00:57:30,324
<i>to replace true experience
with simulation.</i>

1276
00:57:30,326 --> 00:57:33,827
<i>You don't talk,
you watch talk shows.</i>

1277
00:57:33,829 --> 00:57:37,397
<i>You don't play games,
you watch game shows.</i>

1278
00:57:37,399 --> 00:57:40,467
<i>Travel, relationships, risk...</i>

1279
00:57:40,469 --> 00:57:43,403
<i>every meaningful experience
must be packaged...</i>

1280
00:57:43,405 --> 00:57:46,974
<i>and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.</i>

1281
00:57:46,976 --> 00:57:49,443
<i>So that you can remain
ever sheltered...</i>

1282
00:57:49,445 --> 00:57:51,144
<i>ever passive...</i>

1283
00:57:51,146 --> 00:57:53,547
<i>ever ravenous consumers...</i>

1284
00:57:53,549 --> 00:57:56,550
<i>who can't bring themselves
to rise from their couches...</i>

1285
00:57:56,552 --> 00:58:00,988
<i>break a sweat
and participate in life.</i>

1286
00:58:00,990 --> 00:58:03,557
<i>You want superheroes
to protect you...</i>

1287
00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:07,861
<i>and make yourselves ever more
powerless in the process.</i>

1288
00:58:07,863 --> 00:58:11,398
<i>While you tell yourselves
you're being looked after.</i>

1289
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,533
<i>That your interests
are being served.</i>

1290
00:58:13,535 --> 00:58:16,403
<i>And your rights
are being upheld.</i>

1291
00:58:16,405 --> 00:58:19,539
<i>So that the system can
keep stealing from you...</i>

1292
00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:22,409
<i>smiling at you all the while.</i>

1293
00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:26,113
<i>Go ahead,
send your Supers to stop me.</i>

1294
00:58:26,115 --> 00:58:28,448
<i>Grab your snacks,
watch your screens,</i>

1295
00:58:28,450 --> 00:58:30,550
<i>and see what happens.</i>

1296
00:58:30,552 --> 00:58:33,587
<i>You are no longer in control.</i>

1297
00:58:33,589 --> 00:58:35,190
<i>I am.</i>

1298
00:59:00,949 --> 00:59:03,118
(MACHINES BEEPING)

1299
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:40,356
(CLOCK CHIMING)

1300
01:00:16,725 --> 01:00:18,460
SCREENSLAVER: Find anything?

1301
01:00:19,094 --> 01:00:20,429
(GROANING)

1302
01:00:25,567 --> 01:00:27,503
(YELLING)

1303
01:00:30,739 --> 01:00:32,508
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1304
01:00:52,127 --> 01:00:53,328
(GROANS)

1305
01:00:54,563 --> 01:00:56,031
(GRUNTS)

1306
01:00:56,532 --> 01:00:57,764
(BEEPING)

1307
01:00:57,766 --> 01:00:59,332
(PANTING)

1308
01:00:59,334 --> 01:01:00,335
(GRUNTS)

1309
01:01:07,543 --> 01:01:09,176
(ALARM RINGING)

1310
01:01:09,178 --> 01:01:10,479
- (GRUNTS)
- Sorry!

1311
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,588
(ELASTIGIRL GROANS)

1312
01:01:33,535 --> 01:01:34,601
(BEEPS)

1313
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:36,071
(EXPLOSION)

1314
01:01:39,776 --> 01:01:42,709
(GRUNTING)

1315
01:01:42,711 --> 01:01:44,211
(STAMMERS) What happened?

1316
01:01:44,213 --> 01:01:47,280
What happened is
you destroyed my evidence.

1317
01:01:47,282 --> 01:01:49,049
What's going on?
What did I do?

1318
01:01:49,051 --> 01:01:50,517
What did you guys do to me?

1319
01:01:50,519 --> 01:01:54,287
That's right, punk.
Blame the system.

1320
01:01:54,289 --> 01:01:56,189
Your tracker worked
like a charm, Evelyn.

1321
01:01:56,191 --> 01:01:57,457
<i>You're a genius.</i>

1322
01:01:57,459 --> 01:01:58,358
Aw, shucks!

1323
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,161
I'm just the genius
behind the genius.

1324
01:02:01,163 --> 01:02:03,530
- (TV PLAYING)
- DASH: Hey, Dad.

1325
01:02:03,532 --> 01:02:07,534
We're doing fractions
and denismals and percentages

1326
01:02:07,536 --> 01:02:08,602
and I don't get 'em.

1327
01:02:08,604 --> 01:02:09,736
Aren't you...

1328
01:02:09,738 --> 01:02:11,204
Didn't we get all caught up?

1329
01:02:11,206 --> 01:02:12,639
Yeah, we were caught up...

1330
01:02:12,641 --> 01:02:16,109
and now we're doing fractions
and percentages and demicels.

1331
01:02:16,111 --> 01:02:17,477
Decimals.

1332
01:02:17,479 --> 01:02:18,779
NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) <i>...the
addition of the Incredibile,</i>

1333
01:02:18,781 --> 01:02:20,180
<i>the super car...</i>

1334
01:02:20,182 --> 01:02:22,549
<i>once driven by superhero,
Mr. Incredible.</i>

1335
01:02:22,551 --> 01:02:25,519
<i>It's the kind of thing you buy
when you have everything else.</i>

1336
01:02:25,521 --> 01:02:27,855
They said it was
beyond repair.

1337
01:02:27,857 --> 01:02:29,389
VICTOR CATCHET: <i>Hey,
it was in perfect condition.</i>

1338
01:02:29,391 --> 01:02:31,191
You used to
drive that?

1339
01:02:31,193 --> 01:02:32,692
They said it was destroyed.

1340
01:02:32,694 --> 01:02:34,561
<i>Long thought lost
or destroyed,</i>

1341
01:02:34,563 --> 01:02:36,730
<i>the famous car
turned up at private auction.</i>

1342
01:02:36,732 --> 01:02:38,231
They said it was...

1343
01:02:38,233 --> 01:02:40,233
That's my car!

1344
01:02:40,235 --> 01:02:42,137
- (TV CONTINUES PLAYING)
- (GRUNTS)

1345
01:02:42,771 --> 01:02:44,506
(COUGHING)

1346
01:02:48,143 --> 01:02:50,610
Stupid water feature!

1347
01:02:50,612 --> 01:02:53,380
<i>This car is just loaded
with amazing gadgets.</i>

1348
01:02:53,382 --> 01:02:54,548
<i>Care to demonstrate?</i>

1349
01:02:54,550 --> 01:02:56,716
<i>I'd love to,
but we haven't figured out</i>

1350
01:02:56,718 --> 01:02:58,285
<i>how to make them work yet.</i>

1351
01:02:58,287 --> 01:03:00,220
(BOTH GASP)

1352
01:03:00,222 --> 01:03:03,358
- Wow! It works?
- (PEOPLE ON TV SCREAMING)

1353
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,826
Huh?

1354
01:03:05,828 --> 01:03:08,295
What are you doing?
This is not a toy!

1355
01:03:08,297 --> 01:03:09,563
That's a rocket launcher!

1356
01:03:09,565 --> 01:03:11,565
Sweet! Which one launches
the rocket?

1357
01:03:11,567 --> 01:03:13,300
Hey!
This is not your car!

1358
01:03:13,302 --> 01:03:14,634
It's not your car,
either!

1359
01:03:14,636 --> 01:03:16,436
It is so!
It's the Incredibile.

1360
01:03:16,438 --> 01:03:18,471
- Why's that guy have it?
- He shouldn't!

1361
01:03:18,473 --> 01:03:20,240
Launch the rockets!
Launch the rockets!

1362
01:03:20,242 --> 01:03:21,708
Launch the rockets!

1363
01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,243
- I'm not launching anything!
- I wanna blow it up!

1364
01:03:23,245 --> 01:03:24,311
Do you think I want
an angry rich guy...

1365
01:03:24,313 --> 01:03:25,813
coming after me right now...

1366
01:03:25,815 --> 01:03:27,547
- when I'm trying not to...
- <i>I'm not sure</i>

1367
01:03:27,549 --> 01:03:28,615
- <i>what's happened here, Mark.</i>
- ...distract your mother.

1368
01:03:28,617 --> 01:03:30,317
<i>But everyone here
has scattered</i>

1369
01:03:30,319 --> 01:03:32,218
<i>and I'm afraid I'll need
to move at any minute.</i>

1370
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:34,756
(GROANS) Rich guy got my car.

1371
01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:39,392
So, you're not gonna
steal your car

1372
01:03:39,394 --> 01:03:40,797
back from the rich guy?

1373
01:03:42,397 --> 01:03:44,364
- (SNEEZES)
- (BOB GASPS)

1374
01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:46,199
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

1375
01:03:46,201 --> 01:03:48,370
(VIOLET SCREAMING)

1376
01:03:49,504 --> 01:03:51,571
What the heck is that?

1377
01:03:51,573 --> 01:03:53,373
(GROWLING)

1378
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:55,308
- (LAUGHING)
- (SIGHS)

1379
01:03:55,310 --> 01:03:57,344
Jack-Jack has powers?

1380
01:03:57,346 --> 01:03:58,478
Well, yeah, but...

1381
01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,914
- You knew about this?
- Yeah.

1382
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:01,748
- VIOLET: Why didn't you tell us?
- I don't know.

1383
01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:04,284
We're your kids. We need
to know these things.

1384
01:04:04,286 --> 01:04:05,585
- Did you tell Mom?
- No.

1385
01:04:05,587 --> 01:04:07,487
- Why not?
- Your mother is not...

1386
01:04:07,489 --> 01:04:09,222
You'd want us to tell you,
wouldn't you?

1387
01:04:09,224 --> 01:04:10,557
- Why would you not tell Mom?
- Because I didn't wanna...

1388
01:04:10,559 --> 01:04:11,758
What?

1389
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:12,960
- Come on, man.
- Because it's not the time.

1390
01:04:12,962 --> 01:04:14,227
- Why?
- Because...

1391
01:04:14,229 --> 01:04:15,328
So uncool!

1392
01:04:15,330 --> 01:04:17,464
Because I'm formulating, okay?

1393
01:04:17,466 --> 01:04:20,367
I'm taking in information,
I'm processing!

1394
01:04:20,369 --> 01:04:22,435
I'm doing the math,
I'm fixing the boyfriend...

1395
01:04:22,437 --> 01:04:23,670
and keeping the baby

1396
01:04:23,672 --> 01:04:24,905
from turning into
a flaming monster!

1397
01:04:24,907 --> 01:04:26,341
How do I do it?

1398
01:04:27,309 --> 01:04:29,476
By rolling with
the punches, baby!

1399
01:04:29,478 --> 01:04:32,212
I eat thunder
and crap lightning, okay?

1400
01:04:32,214 --> 01:04:33,781
'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible!

1401
01:04:33,783 --> 01:04:37,317
Not Mr. So-So
or Mr. Mediocre-Guy.

1402
01:04:37,319 --> 01:04:39,887
Mr. Incredible!

1403
01:04:39,889 --> 01:04:41,521
(JACK-JACK CHUCKLES)

1404
01:04:41,523 --> 01:04:43,757
We should call Lucius.

1405
01:04:43,759 --> 01:04:45,425
No. I can handle it.

1406
01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:47,761
- There's no way I'm gonna...
- (SNEEZES)

1407
01:04:47,763 --> 01:04:49,529
(BOB GASPS)

1408
01:04:49,531 --> 01:04:51,398
(YELLING)

1409
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,368
(JACK-JACK SCREAMING)

1410
01:04:56,839 --> 01:04:58,607
Dada.

1411
01:04:59,408 --> 01:05:01,541
I'm calling Lucius.

1412
01:05:01,543 --> 01:05:04,812
- (TV PLAYING)
- (LAUGHING)

1413
01:05:04,814 --> 01:05:07,547
Looks normal to me. When
did this start happening?

1414
01:05:07,549 --> 01:05:09,582
Since Helen got the job.

1415
01:05:09,584 --> 01:05:11,518
- I assume she knows?
- Are you kidding?

1416
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,820
I can't tell her
about this,

1417
01:05:12,822 --> 01:05:14,354
not while she's doing
hero work!

1418
01:05:14,356 --> 01:05:15,655
Mama!

1419
01:05:15,657 --> 01:05:17,024
ELASTIGIRL: (ON TV)
<i>Girls, come on.</i>

1420
01:05:17,026 --> 01:05:18,558
<i>Leave the saving the world
to the men?</i>

1421
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,927
- <i>I don't think so.</i>
- Mama!

1422
01:05:19,929 --> 01:05:21,796
I've got to succeed!

1423
01:05:21,798 --> 01:05:23,496
So she can succeed.

1424
01:05:23,498 --> 01:05:25,966
- So we can succeed!
- I get it, Bob!

1425
01:05:25,968 --> 01:05:28,936
I get it. When was the
last time you slept?

1426
01:05:28,938 --> 01:05:30,770
Who keeps track of that?

1427
01:05:30,772 --> 01:05:32,338
Besides, he's a baby.

1428
01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:34,708
I can handle it,
I got this handled.

1429
01:05:34,710 --> 01:05:36,643
So, you good then?

1430
01:05:36,645 --> 01:05:39,046
You got everything
under control? Right?

1431
01:05:39,048 --> 01:05:40,682
(JACK-JACK GURGLING)

1432
01:05:41,884 --> 01:05:43,316
What the...?

1433
01:05:43,318 --> 01:05:44,417
(JACK-JACK GURGLING
FROM OTHER DIMENSION)

1434
01:05:44,419 --> 01:05:46,486
Cookie! Cha Cha want a cookie?

1435
01:05:46,488 --> 01:05:49,422
Num-num cookie?
Cha Cha wanna num-num?

1436
01:05:49,424 --> 01:05:52,292
Num-num cookie! Cookie!

1437
01:05:52,294 --> 01:05:53,460
- You're not...
- Cookie!

1438
01:05:53,462 --> 01:05:54,761
- Oh, my God!
- Cookie!

1439
01:05:54,763 --> 01:05:56,763
- Dada! Dada. Dada.
- LUCIUS: Whoa.

1440
01:05:56,765 --> 01:05:58,565
Okay! Okay.

1441
01:05:58,567 --> 01:06:00,533
So, he can still
hear you from the...

1442
01:06:00,535 --> 01:06:02,569
From the other
dimension, yeah.

1443
01:06:02,571 --> 01:06:04,671
That is freaky.
I mean, that's not like...

1444
01:06:04,673 --> 01:06:07,707
Not like our other kids.
No, it is not.

1445
01:06:07,709 --> 01:06:10,410
- Full powers, totally random.
- (GURGLING)

1446
01:06:10,412 --> 01:06:12,746
So now, he's what?
Is he good?

1447
01:06:12,748 --> 01:06:14,882
Yeah, you'd think so,
right?

1448
01:06:14,884 --> 01:06:17,985
Obviously, I can't keep
giving him cookies!

1449
01:06:17,987 --> 01:06:19,954
- Uh-uh?
- But if I stop...

1450
01:06:19,956 --> 01:06:21,456
(GROWLING)

1451
01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:25,525
Ahhh! He is freaking!
Again, he is freaking!

1452
01:06:25,527 --> 01:06:27,027
No biting the daddy!

1453
01:06:27,029 --> 01:06:28,396
- What the...?
- No biting!

1454
01:06:33,970 --> 01:06:36,404
- (CRYING)
- Okay.

1455
01:06:37,807 --> 01:06:40,908
I think I just need
a little bit of me time.

1456
01:06:40,910 --> 01:06:42,442
Then I'll be good to go.

1457
01:06:42,444 --> 01:06:44,611
Oh, you need
more than me time, Bob.

1458
01:06:44,613 --> 01:06:46,513
You need
major life realignment

1459
01:06:46,515 --> 01:06:47,747
on a number of levels.

1460
01:06:47,749 --> 01:06:50,517
Starting with
baby superfreak here!

1461
01:06:50,519 --> 01:06:54,389
You need some solid
outside-the-box thinking.

1462
01:07:02,932 --> 01:07:04,531
<i>Galbaki?</i>

1463
01:07:04,533 --> 01:07:08,601
<i>Elastigirl's supersuit
is by Galbaki?</i>

1464
01:07:08,603 --> 01:07:10,070
<i>Explain yourself!</i>

1465
01:07:10,072 --> 01:07:13,107
(JACK-JACK CRYING)

1466
01:07:13,109 --> 01:07:15,876
<i>Oh, my God.
You're worse than I thought.</i>

1467
01:07:15,878 --> 01:07:18,979
<i>It's the baby.
I brought the baby.</i>

1468
01:07:18,981 --> 01:07:20,547
(JACK-JACK SQUEALS)

1469
01:07:20,549 --> 01:07:22,819
<i>Oh, highly unusual.</i>

1470
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:31,959
You look ghastly, Robert.

1471
01:07:31,961 --> 01:07:34,128
I haven't been sleeping.

1472
01:07:34,130 --> 01:07:37,832
I broke my daughter,
they keep changing math...

1473
01:07:37,834 --> 01:07:40,901
we needed double-A batteries,
but I got triple-A's...

1474
01:07:40,903 --> 01:07:43,838
and now we still need
double-A batteries.

1475
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,140
I put one red thing
in a load of whites

1476
01:07:46,142 --> 01:07:48,441
and now
everything's pink.

1477
01:07:48,443 --> 01:07:49,709
And I think
we need eggs.

1478
01:07:49,711 --> 01:07:53,479
Done properly,
parenting is a heroic act.

1479
01:07:53,481 --> 01:07:54,982
Done properly.

1480
01:07:54,984 --> 01:07:58,152
I am fortunate that it has
never afflicted me.

1481
01:07:58,154 --> 01:07:59,854
But you do not come to me

1482
01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:02,488
for eggs and batteries,
Robert.

1483
01:08:02,490 --> 01:08:03,891
I design herowear

1484
01:08:03,893 --> 01:08:06,559
and Elastigirl
must have a new suit.

1485
01:08:06,561 --> 01:08:09,163
(SIGHS) Actually,
it's Jack-Jack.

1486
01:08:09,165 --> 01:08:11,999
You also wish
a new suit for the baby?

1487
01:08:12,001 --> 01:08:16,036
I would hardly classify
this as an emergency.

1488
01:08:16,038 --> 01:08:18,806
Well, he's a special case.
Worth studying.

1489
01:08:18,808 --> 01:08:20,908
If I could just leave him
with you for a while...

1490
01:08:20,910 --> 01:08:22,744
Leave him? Here?

1491
01:08:23,846 --> 01:08:25,980
I am not a baby person,
Robert.

1492
01:08:25,982 --> 01:08:28,949
I have no baby facilities.
I am an artist.

1493
01:08:28,951 --> 01:08:32,021
I do not involve myself in
the prosaic day-to-day to...

1494
01:08:32,989 --> 01:08:34,489
day.

1495
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:37,624
(CHUCKLES)

1496
01:08:37,626 --> 01:08:39,594
Fascinating!

1497
01:08:42,031 --> 01:08:43,900
Are you seeing this, Robert?

1498
01:08:45,767 --> 01:08:46,903
Dada.

1499
01:08:48,137 --> 01:08:49,236
(SNEEZES)

1500
01:08:49,238 --> 01:08:50,873
(SCREAMING)

1501
01:08:55,845 --> 01:08:58,781
- (GIGGLING)
- Oh, my God.

1502
01:08:59,714 --> 01:09:01,048
Yes!

1503
01:09:01,050 --> 01:09:02,883
Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.

1504
01:09:02,885 --> 01:09:04,617
I'm sure filling in
for Helen is challenging,

1505
01:09:04,619 --> 01:09:05,819
and you are very tired...

1506
01:09:05,821 --> 01:09:06,921
and the other children
need you

1507
01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:08,621
and miss you,
and you must go to them.

1508
01:09:08,623 --> 01:09:10,057
Auntie Edna will take care
of everything...

1509
01:09:10,059 --> 01:09:12,862
so, drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.

1510
01:09:15,530 --> 01:09:17,197
"Auntie Edna"?

1511
01:09:17,199 --> 01:09:19,701
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1512
01:09:21,703 --> 01:09:24,004
- (GLASS CLINKING)
- WINSTON: Attention. Attention.

1513
01:09:24,006 --> 01:09:26,673
I wanna thank everyone
that came out tonight...

1514
01:09:26,675 --> 01:09:28,075
in support of superheroes...

1515
01:09:28,077 --> 01:09:31,678
and bringing them
back into society!

1516
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:33,280
- (ALL APPLAUDING)
- You all made it happen.

1517
01:09:33,282 --> 01:09:34,714
The need for this
has been made

1518
01:09:34,716 --> 01:09:36,083
crystal clear
in recent days...

1519
01:09:36,085 --> 01:09:38,018
with bad actors
like the self-proclaimed

1520
01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:40,187
Screenslaver
threatening our peace.

1521
01:09:40,189 --> 01:09:41,789
His reign was short, huh?

1522
01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:43,891
- (ALL CHEER)
- And thanks to this woman...

1523
01:09:43,893 --> 01:09:47,061
a great super. You love her.
You missed her.

1524
01:09:47,063 --> 01:09:50,965
- Welcome back, Elastigirl.
- (ALL CHEERING)

1525
01:09:50,967 --> 01:09:53,766
Come on up here.
Don't be bashful.

1526
01:09:53,768 --> 01:09:56,170
- Come on. Get up here.
- (GLASSES CLINKING)

1527
01:09:56,172 --> 01:09:58,973
I want you to have this.

1528
01:09:58,975 --> 01:10:00,740
A memento.

1529
01:10:00,742 --> 01:10:04,111
Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.

1530
01:10:04,113 --> 01:10:06,113
I am forever in your debt.

1531
01:10:06,115 --> 01:10:07,848
And thanks to all of you,

1532
01:10:07,850 --> 01:10:10,951
your pressure
changed all the right minds.

1533
01:10:10,953 --> 01:10:13,253
We've made amazing headway
in a very short time...

1534
01:10:13,255 --> 01:10:16,723
which leads me to an
important announcement.

1535
01:10:16,725 --> 01:10:18,926
Just now,
at a worldwide summit...

1536
01:10:18,928 --> 01:10:20,828
leaders from
more than a hundred

1537
01:10:20,830 --> 01:10:22,595
of the world's
top countries...

1538
01:10:22,597 --> 01:10:26,133
have agreed to make
superheroes legal again!

1539
01:10:26,135 --> 01:10:27,935
(ALL CHEERING)

1540
01:10:27,937 --> 01:10:29,736
We'll gather superheroes
and leaders

1541
01:10:29,738 --> 01:10:30,938
from all over
the planet...

1542
01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:32,739
on our boat,
the <i>Everjust...</i>

1543
01:10:32,741 --> 01:10:36,110
for a televised
signing ceremony at sea.

1544
01:10:36,112 --> 01:10:40,014
Now if you'll excuse us,
we got a ship to catch!

1545
01:10:40,016 --> 01:10:41,750
(ALL CHEERING)

1546
01:10:43,185 --> 01:10:45,585
WINSTON: So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.

1547
01:10:45,587 --> 01:10:47,587
Hey.
Hi, it's me, again.

1548
01:10:47,589 --> 01:10:50,723
Um, there's, uh, something
I've always wanted to ask you.

1549
01:10:50,725 --> 01:10:53,293
Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuff

1550
01:10:53,295 --> 01:10:55,095
with the life stuff?

1551
01:10:55,097 --> 01:10:57,297
I know I can handle
the superhero stuff.

1552
01:10:57,299 --> 01:10:58,934
(CONVERSATION FADES)

1553
01:11:00,202 --> 01:11:01,634
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.

1554
01:11:01,636 --> 01:11:03,636
Would you please
excuse me a moment?

1555
01:11:03,638 --> 01:11:06,340
Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!

1556
01:11:06,342 --> 01:11:07,910
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1557
01:11:27,930 --> 01:11:30,232
- BOB: Hey, Vi.
- Hey.

1558
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:32,765
Where's Jack-Jack?

1559
01:11:32,767 --> 01:11:33,967
BOB: E's taking him
for a little bit.

1560
01:11:33,969 --> 01:11:36,736
- Edna is babysitting?
- Yeah.

1561
01:11:36,738 --> 01:11:38,806
And you're okay with this?

1562
01:11:38,808 --> 01:11:41,243
Yeah. I don't know why,
but yeah.

1563
01:11:42,078 --> 01:11:43,143
(BOB SIGHS)

1564
01:11:43,145 --> 01:11:45,848
I wanted to say
something to you.

1565
01:11:46,882 --> 01:11:49,283
Sorry about Tony.

1566
01:11:49,285 --> 01:11:52,252
I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...

1567
01:11:52,254 --> 01:11:55,923
or about you having to pay
the price for a choice...

1568
01:11:55,925 --> 01:11:59,860
you never made.
It's not fair, I know.

1569
01:11:59,862 --> 01:12:01,929
And then, I made it worse
at the restaurant

1570
01:12:01,931 --> 01:12:03,397
by trying to...

1571
01:12:03,399 --> 01:12:05,399
Anyway. Anyway...

1572
01:12:05,401 --> 01:12:07,267
I'm sorry.

1573
01:12:07,269 --> 01:12:08,836
I'm used to knowing

1574
01:12:08,838 --> 01:12:10,736
what the right thing
to do is...

1575
01:12:10,738 --> 01:12:13,907
but now,
I'm not sure anymore.

1576
01:12:13,909 --> 01:12:16,011
I just wanna be...

1577
01:12:17,113 --> 01:12:18,245
(SIGHS)

1578
01:12:18,247 --> 01:12:19,782
a good dad.

1579
01:12:23,419 --> 01:12:25,788
VIOLET: You're not good.

1580
01:12:27,722 --> 01:12:29,191
You're super.

1581
01:12:30,692 --> 01:12:31,994
(BOB SNORING)

1582
01:12:38,934 --> 01:12:41,902
Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?

1583
01:12:41,904 --> 01:12:45,038
I'm definitely not on duty.
Ignore the costume.

1584
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,174
I know
I should be up there...

1585
01:12:47,176 --> 01:12:49,376
but I had to step away from
the grip and grins, you know?

1586
01:12:49,378 --> 01:12:52,779
Gotta get away to keep it pure.
I know I do.

1587
01:12:52,781 --> 01:12:54,281
What are you getting
away from?

1588
01:12:54,283 --> 01:12:57,851
Eh, you know, company stuff.
My brother, mostly.

1589
01:12:57,853 --> 01:12:59,853
But you love him,
you two are this company.

1590
01:12:59,855 --> 01:13:01,221
Yin and yang.

1591
01:13:01,223 --> 01:13:03,357
Yeah, I invent the stuff,
he's good at people.

1592
01:13:03,359 --> 01:13:07,895
Pleasing them, engaging them,
figuring out what they want.

1593
01:13:07,897 --> 01:13:10,030
I never know
what people want.

1594
01:13:10,032 --> 01:13:11,867
What do you think
they want?

1595
01:13:12,168 --> 01:13:13,233
Ease.

1596
01:13:13,235 --> 01:13:16,170
People will trade quality
for ease every time.

1597
01:13:16,172 --> 01:13:19,772
It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.

1598
01:13:19,774 --> 01:13:21,475
Yeah. Kind of
like this case.

1599
01:13:21,477 --> 01:13:22,809
What?
The Screenslaver?

1600
01:13:22,811 --> 01:13:24,511
Yeah, something's not
sitting right.

1601
01:13:24,513 --> 01:13:26,046
It was too easy.

1602
01:13:26,048 --> 01:13:28,817
That was too easy?
(CHUCKLES) Wow.

1603
01:13:29,418 --> 01:13:31,451
- Funny.
- What?

1604
01:13:31,453 --> 01:13:33,053
Look at that.

1605
01:13:33,055 --> 01:13:37,191
One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.

1606
01:13:37,193 --> 01:13:39,126
What?

1607
01:13:39,128 --> 01:13:41,261
Isn't the suit cam
closed circuit?

1608
01:13:41,263 --> 01:13:42,029
It is.

1609
01:13:42,031 --> 01:13:44,898
Then how come
Screenslaver has it?

1610
01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:46,366
Maybe he hacked it?

1611
01:13:46,368 --> 01:13:49,069
So, he's sophisticated enough
to do that...

1612
01:13:49,071 --> 01:13:51,838
but he has simple locks
on his doors?

1613
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,874
Maybe he wanted you
to find him.

1614
01:13:53,876 --> 01:13:55,342
He wanted to get caught?

1615
01:13:55,344 --> 01:13:57,311
He wanted you to win.

1616
01:13:57,313 --> 01:13:59,813
That makes no sense.
He's a brilliant guy.

1617
01:13:59,815 --> 01:14:01,081
If he's smart enough
to conceive

1618
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,549
of technology like this...

1619
01:14:02,551 --> 01:14:05,085
he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.

1620
01:14:05,087 --> 01:14:07,221
The guy we put in jail
delivered pizzas.

1621
01:14:07,223 --> 01:14:08,188
So?

1622
01:14:08,190 --> 01:14:09,990
Einstein was
a patent clerk.

1623
01:14:09,992 --> 01:14:12,125
Look, you won.
You got the guy who...

1624
01:14:12,127 --> 01:14:14,494
Wait. All Screenslaver
needs to do

1625
01:14:14,496 --> 01:14:15,896
to hypnotize someone...

1626
01:14:15,898 --> 01:14:17,998
is get a screen
in front of their eyes.

1627
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:22,171
But what if the screen
doesn't look like a screen?

1628
01:14:24,373 --> 01:14:28,909
What if the pizza guy
is really a pizza guy...

1629
01:14:28,911 --> 01:14:30,210
but he was controlled
by the screens

1630
01:14:30,212 --> 01:14:31,380
built into his glasses...

1631
01:14:32,848 --> 01:14:34,883
You are good.

1632
01:14:38,954 --> 01:14:39,987
JONNY QUEST: (ON TV)
<i>Look, the robot!</i>

1633
01:14:39,989 --> 01:14:41,388
<i>It's taking off.</i>

1634
01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:43,190
DR. QUEST: <i>I'm not getting
a reading yet.</i>

1635
01:14:43,192 --> 01:14:44,124
- RACE: <i>Press "fire"?</i>
- DR. QUEST: <i>Now!</i>

1636
01:14:44,126 --> 01:14:46,061
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

1637
01:14:47,229 --> 01:14:48,128
<i>More power.</i>

1638
01:14:48,130 --> 01:14:51,098
JONNY QUEST: <i>Oh, I hope
this works, Dad.</i>

1639
01:14:51,100 --> 01:14:54,001
I thought it was best
to just let you sleep.

1640
01:14:54,003 --> 01:14:56,937
Seventeen hours.

1641
01:14:56,939 --> 01:14:59,306
- How do you feel?
- (CHUCKLES)

1642
01:14:59,308 --> 01:15:00,407
Super.

1643
01:15:00,409 --> 01:15:03,377
- <i>You got it, Dad.</i>
- <i>Hurray!</i>

1644
01:15:03,379 --> 01:15:05,412
BOB: I can't tell you
how much I appreciate

1645
01:15:05,414 --> 01:15:07,481
you watching
Jack-Jack for me, E.

1646
01:15:07,483 --> 01:15:10,917
Yes, I'm sure your gratitude
is quite inexpressible.

1647
01:15:10,919 --> 01:15:12,552
Don't ask me
to do it again, darling.

1648
01:15:12,554 --> 01:15:14,154
My rates are far too high.

1649
01:15:14,156 --> 01:15:15,188
Oh, uh...

1650
01:15:15,190 --> 01:15:17,624
I am joking, Robert.
I enjoyed the assignment.

1651
01:15:17,626 --> 01:15:19,559
He is bright
and I am stimulating.

1652
01:15:19,561 --> 01:15:21,595
We deserve each other.

1653
01:15:21,597 --> 01:15:23,964
Your child is a polymorph.

1654
01:15:23,966 --> 01:15:26,300
Like all babies,
he has enormous potential.

1655
01:15:26,302 --> 01:15:28,101
It is not unknown
for supers

1656
01:15:28,103 --> 01:15:29,936
to have more than one
power when young...

1657
01:15:29,938 --> 01:15:32,572
- but this little one has many.
- (BABBLING)

1658
01:15:32,574 --> 01:15:35,944
Yes, you have many powers.

1659
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,322
(BABBLING)

1660
01:15:49,358 --> 01:15:51,591
EDNA: I understand
your lack of sleep

1661
01:15:51,593 --> 01:15:53,060
and coherency, Robert.

1662
01:15:53,062 --> 01:15:54,528
Babies can be anything,

1663
01:15:54,530 --> 01:15:56,196
and your child
is no exception.

1664
01:15:56,198 --> 01:15:59,099
He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.

1665
01:15:59,101 --> 01:16:02,169
He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.

1666
01:16:02,171 --> 01:16:04,571
Auntie Edna stayed up
all night...

1667
01:16:04,573 --> 01:16:07,341
making sure you look
fabulous in your many forms.

1668
01:16:07,343 --> 01:16:10,043
What are you... You're
putting him in the...

1669
01:16:10,045 --> 01:16:11,278
In the chamber, Robert.

1670
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:13,080
He is part
of the demonstration

1671
01:16:13,082 --> 01:16:14,214
and will be fine.

1672
01:16:14,216 --> 01:16:16,216
Your challenge
is to manage a baby

1673
01:16:16,218 --> 01:16:17,984
who has
multiple powers...

1674
01:16:17,986 --> 01:16:21,121
and no control
over them, yes?

1675
01:16:21,123 --> 01:16:22,622
Huh. That sums it up.

1676
01:16:22,624 --> 01:16:24,157
I often work to music

1677
01:16:24,159 --> 01:16:27,094
and I noticed the baby
responds to it as well.

1678
01:16:27,096 --> 01:16:29,096
Specifically, Mozart.

1679
01:16:29,098 --> 01:16:30,597
- (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- I blended Kevlar

1680
01:16:30,599 --> 01:16:32,966
with carbyne for
durability under duress...

1681
01:16:32,968 --> 01:16:34,634
and cotton for comfort.

1682
01:16:34,636 --> 01:16:38,205
Interwoven with these fabrics
are a mesh of tiny sensors...

1683
01:16:38,207 --> 01:16:41,274
that monitor the baby's
physical properties.

1684
01:16:41,276 --> 01:16:44,311
Oh, Lord! (STAMMERS)
What is he doing?

1685
01:16:44,313 --> 01:16:47,381
Well, it's Mozart, Robert.
Can you blame him?

1686
01:16:47,383 --> 01:16:49,683
The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...

1687
01:16:49,685 --> 01:16:51,985
anticipated the change
and alerted you.

1688
01:16:51,987 --> 01:16:53,086
Oh, no. Cookies.

1689
01:16:53,088 --> 01:16:54,588
I gotta get cookies!

1690
01:16:54,590 --> 01:16:56,556
You do not need cookies.

1691
01:16:56,558 --> 01:16:57,691
As I learned quite painfully

1692
01:16:57,693 --> 01:16:59,025
last night...

1693
01:16:59,027 --> 01:17:00,594
any solution involving cookies

1694
01:17:00,596 --> 01:17:03,663
will inevitably result
in the demon baby.

1695
01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:05,000
(GROWLING)

1696
01:17:05,567 --> 01:17:07,100
"Combustion imminent"?

1697
01:17:07,102 --> 01:17:08,335
What does that mean?

1698
01:17:08,337 --> 01:17:09,236
(YELPS)

1699
01:17:09,238 --> 01:17:11,004
It means fire, Robert,

1700
01:17:11,006 --> 01:17:13,240
for which the suit
has countermeasures.

1701
01:17:13,242 --> 01:17:16,109
I suggest you extinguish
the baby's flames

1702
01:17:16,111 --> 01:17:18,213
before he trips
the sprinkler system.

1703
01:17:20,149 --> 01:17:21,982
- (BOB EXHALES)
- The flame retardant

1704
01:17:21,984 --> 01:17:24,184
is blackberry lavender,
darling.

1705
01:17:24,186 --> 01:17:27,087
Effective, edible,
and delicious.

1706
01:17:27,089 --> 01:17:30,357
Well, what do you know?
That is useful.

1707
01:17:30,359 --> 01:17:33,260
Although, I have doubtlessly
exceeded your expectations

1708
01:17:33,262 --> 01:17:35,262
for a single night's work...

1709
01:17:35,264 --> 01:17:36,563
the suit
and device contain

1710
01:17:36,565 --> 01:17:38,765
a few more features
we need to discuss.

1711
01:17:38,767 --> 01:17:41,368
Thanks again, E,
for everything.

1712
01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:43,103
How much
do I owe you for...

1713
01:17:43,105 --> 01:17:46,072
Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...

1714
01:17:46,074 --> 01:17:48,175
for being Mr. Incredible,
Elastigirl,

1715
01:17:48,177 --> 01:17:50,577
and Frozone's
exclusive designer...

1716
01:17:50,579 --> 01:17:53,246
throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.

1717
01:17:53,248 --> 01:17:55,282
But babysitting this one...

1718
01:17:55,284 --> 01:17:58,320
I do for free, darling.

1719
01:18:10,065 --> 01:18:11,300
(GASPS)

1720
01:18:13,469 --> 01:18:14,601
(GRUNTS)

1721
01:18:14,603 --> 01:18:15,735
(STRAINING)

1722
01:18:15,737 --> 01:18:17,070
EVELYN: (ON SPEAKERS)
<i>I would resist</i>

1723
01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:18,371
<i>the temptation to stretch.</i>

1724
01:18:18,373 --> 01:18:21,475
<i>The temperature around you
is well below freezing.</i>

1725
01:18:21,477 --> 01:18:24,244
<i>Try to stretch
and you'll break.</i>

1726
01:18:24,246 --> 01:18:27,047
<i>So, you're
the Screenslaver.</i>

1727
01:18:27,049 --> 01:18:29,382
<i>Yes and no.</i>

1728
01:18:29,384 --> 01:18:32,185
Let's say,
I created the character

1729
01:18:32,187 --> 01:18:34,087
and pre-recorded
the messages.

1730
01:18:34,089 --> 01:18:35,455
- <i>Does Winston know?</i>
- (SCOFFS)

1731
01:18:35,457 --> 01:18:38,391
That I'm the Screenslaver?
Of course not.

1732
01:18:38,393 --> 01:18:40,828
Can you imagine
what Mr. Free Enterprise

1733
01:18:40,830 --> 01:18:42,629
would do
with my hypnosis technology?

1734
01:18:42,631 --> 01:18:44,297
<i>Worse than
what you're doing?</i>

1735
01:18:44,299 --> 01:18:46,433
<i>Hey, I'm using
the technology</i>

1736
01:18:46,435 --> 01:18:48,268
<i>to destroy
people's trust in it.</i>

1737
01:18:48,270 --> 01:18:50,704
Like I'm using superheroes.

1738
01:18:50,706 --> 01:18:52,272
<i>Who did I put in jail?</i>

1739
01:18:52,274 --> 01:18:53,540
<i>Pizza delivery guy.</i>

1740
01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:55,342
<i>Seemed the right height,
build.</i>

1741
01:18:55,344 --> 01:18:57,644
<i>He gave you
a pretty good fight.</i>

1742
01:18:57,646 --> 01:18:59,246
<i>I should say I gave you</i>

1743
01:18:59,248 --> 01:19:00,614
<i>a pretty good fight
through him.</i>

1744
01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:02,382
(SHIVERING) <i>But it doesn't
bother you</i>

1745
01:19:02,384 --> 01:19:04,284
<i>that an innocent man
is in jail?</i>

1746
01:19:04,286 --> 01:19:07,521
Eh, he was surly
and the pizza was cold.

1747
01:19:07,523 --> 01:19:09,256
I counted on you.

1748
01:19:09,258 --> 01:19:10,690
That's why you failed.

1749
01:19:10,692 --> 01:19:12,259
What?

1750
01:19:12,261 --> 01:19:14,795
<i>Why would you count on me?
Because I built you a bike?</i>

1751
01:19:14,797 --> 01:19:17,297
<i>Because my brother
knows the words</i>

1752
01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:18,398
<i>to your theme song?</i>

1753
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,133
<i>We don't know each other.</i>

1754
01:19:20,135 --> 01:19:21,735
But you can
count on me anyway.

1755
01:19:21,737 --> 01:19:23,503
<i>I am supposed to,
aren't I?</i>

1756
01:19:23,505 --> 01:19:26,106
<i>Because you have
some strange abilities</i>

1757
01:19:26,108 --> 01:19:27,340
<i>and a shiny costume...</i>

1758
01:19:27,342 --> 01:19:29,777
<i>the rest of us are supposed
to put our lives</i>

1759
01:19:29,779 --> 01:19:31,812
<i>into your gloved hands.</i>

1760
01:19:31,814 --> 01:19:34,347
<i>That's what
my father believed.</i>

1761
01:19:34,349 --> 01:19:38,118
When our home was broken into,
my mother wanted to hide.

1762
01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:40,420
Begged my father
to use the safe room.

1763
01:19:40,422 --> 01:19:44,825
But Father insisted they call
his superhero friends.

1764
01:19:44,827 --> 01:19:49,629
He died,
pointlessly, stupidly...

1765
01:19:49,631 --> 01:19:52,299
waiting for heroes
to save the day.

1766
01:19:52,301 --> 01:19:53,700
<i>But why would you...</i>

1767
01:19:53,702 --> 01:19:55,370
- <i>Your brother...</i>
- Is a child!

1768
01:19:55,905 --> 01:19:57,571
<i>He remembers the time</i>

1769
01:19:57,573 --> 01:19:59,706
<i>when we had parents
and superheroes.</i>

1770
01:19:59,708 --> 01:20:03,643
<i>So, like a child,
Winston conflates the two.</i>

1771
01:20:03,645 --> 01:20:07,414
<i>Mommy and Daddy went away
because supers went away.</i>

1772
01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:10,183
<i>Our sweet parents
were fools</i>

1773
01:20:10,185 --> 01:20:12,285
<i>to put their lives
in anybody else's hands.</i>

1774
01:20:12,287 --> 01:20:14,456
<i>Superheroes keep us weak.</i>

1775
01:20:15,190 --> 01:20:16,793
Are you gonna kill me?

1776
01:20:17,626 --> 01:20:18,627
Nah.

1777
01:20:20,662 --> 01:20:22,195
Using you is better.

1778
01:20:22,197 --> 01:20:25,198
You're gonna help me make
supers illegal...

1779
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,668
forever.

1780
01:20:27,636 --> 01:20:29,338
(GRUNTING)

1781
01:20:31,673 --> 01:20:33,342
Dada. Dada.

1782
01:20:34,209 --> 01:20:36,411
Ready?
Laser eyes.

1783
01:20:37,814 --> 01:20:38,879
Stop.

1784
01:20:38,881 --> 01:20:40,313
- Wow!
- Yeah!

1785
01:20:40,315 --> 01:20:41,581
- Yay, Jack-Jack!
- Yeah, baby!

1786
01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:42,850
And that's not all.
Watch this.

1787
01:20:42,852 --> 01:20:44,653
Jack-Jack, blaster ready?

1788
01:20:46,221 --> 01:20:47,756
(IMITATES BLASTER FIRING)

1789
01:20:49,391 --> 01:20:51,491
- DASH: No way.
- That is crazy cool.

1790
01:20:51,493 --> 01:20:52,793
My turn.
I get to blast him first!

1791
01:20:52,795 --> 01:20:54,194
- Let me try. I want him.
- Give him to me.

1792
01:20:54,196 --> 01:20:55,629
Hey, I'm just demonstrating.

1793
01:20:55,631 --> 01:20:57,631
No firing the baby around
the house, you understand?

1794
01:20:57,633 --> 01:21:00,300
This is potentially
dangerous...

1795
01:21:00,302 --> 01:21:03,436
and we're trying to teach him
to control his powers, okay?

1796
01:21:03,438 --> 01:21:05,307
- (BEEPING)
- Stop. See the screen.

1797
01:21:07,309 --> 01:21:09,609
He vanished!
That's really cool!

1798
01:21:09,611 --> 01:21:10,811
(JACK-JACK BABBLING
FROM OTHER DIMENSION)

1799
01:21:10,813 --> 01:21:12,379
Okay, good. Use the thing.

1800
01:21:12,381 --> 01:21:14,280
That's the current readout.
Click it. See the readout?

1801
01:21:14,282 --> 01:21:16,249
Dimension four.
See the shape?

1802
01:21:16,251 --> 01:21:18,218
That's the room.
See where he is in relation?

1803
01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:19,388
So, where is he?

1804
01:21:20,790 --> 01:21:23,356
He's... there!

1805
01:21:23,358 --> 01:21:25,394
Okay. Come out.
Num-num cookie?

1806
01:21:27,262 --> 01:21:28,595
- Yay, Jack-Jack!
- Yeah, Jack-Jack!

1807
01:21:28,597 --> 01:21:30,532
- That's really cool.
- (ALARM BEEPING)

1808
01:21:36,772 --> 01:21:39,239
- Hello?
- Elastigirl's in trouble.

1809
01:21:39,241 --> 01:21:40,540
What? What happened to her?

1810
01:21:40,542 --> 01:21:42,242
Sorry to tell you
on the phone.

1811
01:21:42,244 --> 01:21:43,677
Meet me on our ship
at DEVTECH.

1812
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:45,846
The ship at DEVTECH.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.

1813
01:21:45,848 --> 01:21:48,281
VIOLET: What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?

1814
01:21:48,283 --> 01:21:49,817
Lucius? Bob.
Helen's in trouble.

1815
01:21:49,819 --> 01:21:51,551
I need someone
to watch the kids.

1816
01:21:51,553 --> 01:21:53,253
<i>Suit up. It might get weird.</i>

1817
01:21:53,255 --> 01:21:54,822
I'll be there.
ASAP. Fifteen tops.

1818
01:21:54,824 --> 01:21:56,824
HONEY: Where are you
going ASAP?

1819
01:21:56,826 --> 01:21:58,458
You better be back ASAP!

1820
01:21:58,460 --> 01:21:59,693
And leaving that suit.

1821
01:21:59,695 --> 01:22:01,494
I gotta go.
I'll be home soon.

1822
01:22:01,496 --> 01:22:02,830
Lucius will be here sooner.

1823
01:22:02,832 --> 01:22:04,999
No firing the baby
around the house, okay?

1824
01:22:05,001 --> 01:22:06,766
What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?

1825
01:22:06,768 --> 01:22:09,304
And why are you
in your Supersuit?

1826
01:22:10,539 --> 01:22:12,307
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1827
01:22:15,711 --> 01:22:16,712
(GASPS)

1828
01:22:21,316 --> 01:22:22,716
Is that Mom's supersuit?

1829
01:22:22,718 --> 01:22:24,751
She may need it.
You never know.

1830
01:22:24,753 --> 01:22:26,453
What's going on?

1831
01:22:26,455 --> 01:22:28,455
I don't know,
but Dad called Lucius

1832
01:22:28,457 --> 01:22:30,457
after getting a call
about Mom...

1833
01:22:30,459 --> 01:22:31,725
and then left.

1834
01:22:31,727 --> 01:22:33,493
I thought you renounced
superheroes.

1835
01:22:33,495 --> 01:22:36,730
Yeah, well,
I renounce my renunciation.

1836
01:22:36,732 --> 01:22:37,834
Put that on.

1837
01:22:39,735 --> 01:22:40,870
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1838
01:22:48,978 --> 01:22:51,711
Hello there, little fella.

1839
01:22:51,713 --> 01:22:53,346
Hello.

1840
01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:54,581
You kids aren't safe.

1841
01:22:54,583 --> 01:22:55,816
The Deavors sent us
to take you...

1842
01:22:55,818 --> 01:22:58,685
FROZONE: Well,
isn't that redundant?

1843
01:22:58,687 --> 01:23:01,656
The Deavors just sent me here
to guard the house.

1844
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,693
'Cause the kids aren't safe.

1845
01:23:06,695 --> 01:23:08,661
I get it,
managerial screw-up.

1846
01:23:08,663 --> 01:23:10,097
Tell Winston
I handled it.

1847
01:23:10,099 --> 01:23:11,765
You understand,
Ms...

1848
01:23:11,767 --> 01:23:13,033
Voyd.

1849
01:23:13,035 --> 01:23:14,636
Ms. Voyd.

1850
01:23:15,872 --> 01:23:16,839
Drive safely.

1851
01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:19,506
(BEEPS)

1852
01:23:19,508 --> 01:23:20,709
(BOTH GASP)

1853
01:23:26,648 --> 01:23:30,683
The thing is, he wants us
to bring you, too.

1854
01:23:30,685 --> 01:23:31,786
Hey.

1855
01:23:31,788 --> 01:23:33,386
(ALL GRUNT)

1856
01:23:33,388 --> 01:23:34,791
That isn't gonna
hold them long.

1857
01:23:35,892 --> 01:23:37,524
Dash, grab the baby!

1858
01:23:37,526 --> 01:23:38,859
(ALL STRAINING)

1859
01:23:38,861 --> 01:23:40,360
(VIOLET SCREAMS)

1860
01:23:40,362 --> 01:23:41,530
Spread out!

1861
01:23:43,665 --> 01:23:44,697
- Whoa!
- FROZONE: Oh!

1862
01:23:44,699 --> 01:23:46,601
(GRUNTS)
Dash!

1863
01:23:47,402 --> 01:23:48,805
We gotta get to my car.

1864
01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:52,607
(ROARS)

1865
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:00,147
What? What's going on?

1866
01:24:00,149 --> 01:24:01,550
Little fella!

1867
01:24:02,118 --> 01:24:03,618
(SCREECHING)

1868
01:24:09,524 --> 01:24:10,991
(STRAINING)

1869
01:24:10,993 --> 01:24:12,427
- (GROWLS)
- (GASPS)

1870
01:24:14,030 --> 01:24:15,497
(GROANING)

1871
01:24:16,132 --> 01:24:18,431
(VIOLET SCREAMING)

1872
01:24:18,433 --> 01:24:20,000
(GRUNTS)

1873
01:24:20,002 --> 01:24:21,668
It worked!

1874
01:24:21,670 --> 01:24:22,839
(FROZONE GRUNTING)

1875
01:24:27,409 --> 01:24:28,945
Incredibile, windows down!

1876
01:24:30,813 --> 01:24:31,814
Dive in!

1877
01:24:36,786 --> 01:24:38,518
- (CHUCKLES)
- (GRUNTS)

1878
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:40,988
Incredibile,
set voice identification.

1879
01:24:40,990 --> 01:24:42,522
Loudly, say your names.

1880
01:24:42,524 --> 01:24:45,793
- Violet Parr.
- Dashiell Robert Parr.

1881
01:24:45,795 --> 01:24:46,963
(GRUNTING)

1882
01:24:48,097 --> 01:24:49,762
(GROANS)

1883
01:24:49,764 --> 01:24:50,831
Lucius!

1884
01:24:50,833 --> 01:24:52,869
- (YELLS)
- Incredibile, escape!

1885
01:25:01,110 --> 01:25:02,609
Fill me in!

1886
01:25:02,611 --> 01:25:04,510
Good news and bad news.
We found her.

1887
01:25:04,512 --> 01:25:05,880
She seems physically fine

1888
01:25:05,882 --> 01:25:07,580
but she's had an encounter
with Screenslaver...

1889
01:25:07,582 --> 01:25:09,886
and she's acting
kind of strange. In here.

1890
01:25:13,622 --> 01:25:14,889
Strange how?

1891
01:25:14,891 --> 01:25:16,591
(GROANING)

1892
01:25:23,165 --> 01:25:24,499
Helen? (GROANS)

1893
01:25:25,134 --> 01:25:26,836
Helen, what are you...

1894
01:25:27,937 --> 01:25:28,971
(CHOKING)

1895
01:25:35,510 --> 01:25:37,044
Helen, it's me.

1896
01:25:37,046 --> 01:25:38,047
(GASPS)

1897
01:25:43,652 --> 01:25:45,054
(GROANING)

1898
01:25:47,089 --> 01:25:48,124
(EXHALES)

1899
01:25:53,728 --> 01:25:55,798
Incredibile, pull over.

1900
01:26:00,269 --> 01:26:03,203
(SIGHS) We can't go to E's.

1901
01:26:03,205 --> 01:26:05,772
You saw those goggles
they put on Lucius.

1902
01:26:05,774 --> 01:26:07,740
They were
wearing them, too.

1903
01:26:07,742 --> 01:26:10,576
They're all under
someone's control.

1904
01:26:10,578 --> 01:26:13,082
They've probably done
the same to Mom.

1905
01:26:14,582 --> 01:26:16,749
Okay. Bad guys after us.

1906
01:26:16,751 --> 01:26:18,551
No Mom, no Dad.

1907
01:26:18,553 --> 01:26:19,752
No Lucius.

1908
01:26:19,754 --> 01:26:23,591
But we have our powers,
this car...

1909
01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:27,828
and... what?

1910
01:26:27,830 --> 01:26:30,066
- (JACK-JACK COOING)
- (RUMBLING)

1911
01:26:31,733 --> 01:26:33,002
(BOTH GASPING)

1912
01:26:39,875 --> 01:26:42,778
Incredibile,
take us to DEVTECH.

1913
01:26:45,948 --> 01:26:48,315
<i>The kids have escaped
in a tricked-out car,</i>

1914
01:26:48,317 --> 01:26:49,850
<i>but we got Frozone.</i>

1915
01:26:49,852 --> 01:26:52,855
Bring him to the ship
at DEVTECH immediately.

1916
01:26:58,194 --> 01:27:00,294
Aw, we missed 'em!

1917
01:27:00,296 --> 01:27:04,900
Oh, I wish the Incredibile
could follow that boat.

1918
01:27:07,602 --> 01:27:09,136
- What did you do?
- I don't know.

1919
01:27:09,138 --> 01:27:12,106
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything!

1920
01:27:12,108 --> 01:27:13,641
(DASH SCREAMING)

1921
01:27:19,748 --> 01:27:22,952
Wow, this car does
anything I say.

1922
01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:32,359
We didn't plan this well.

1923
01:27:32,361 --> 01:27:34,028
What do you mean?
We're here, aren't we?

1924
01:27:34,030 --> 01:27:35,628
Yes, we're here.

1925
01:27:35,630 --> 01:27:38,034
We need to be up there.

1926
01:27:39,001 --> 01:27:40,167
Hey...

1927
01:27:40,169 --> 01:27:44,637
What if the Incredibile
has ejector seats?

1928
01:27:44,639 --> 01:27:46,040
VIOLET: Wait, what? No.

1929
01:27:46,042 --> 01:27:47,775
- Yeah, baby!
- No, don't say any more...

1930
01:27:47,777 --> 01:27:49,243
Max power! Launch!

1931
01:27:49,245 --> 01:27:50,745
(BOTH SCREAM)

1932
01:27:54,850 --> 01:27:56,716
(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)

1933
01:27:56,718 --> 01:27:58,684
Come on.

1934
01:27:58,686 --> 01:28:01,221
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1935
01:28:01,223 --> 01:28:02,890
Hello!
Glad you could come.

1936
01:28:02,892 --> 01:28:04,860
Welcome to the conference.

1937
01:28:11,733 --> 01:28:13,169
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1938
01:28:15,204 --> 01:28:17,004
Our stars, where are they?

1939
01:28:17,006 --> 01:28:18,305
<i>The event's about to start.</i>

1940
01:28:18,307 --> 01:28:20,340
They didn't want to upstage
the others.

1941
01:28:20,342 --> 01:28:22,843
<i>They'll join for the signing.</i>

1942
01:28:22,845 --> 01:28:25,345
Welcome, guests!
You're in for a treat.

1943
01:28:25,347 --> 01:28:29,983
This ship is the largest
hydrofoil on the planet.

1944
01:28:29,985 --> 01:28:31,118
So, hold onto something...

1945
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:33,923
because we're going
to open her up!

1946
01:28:40,362 --> 01:28:41,797
(ALL GASPING)

1947
01:28:49,704 --> 01:28:52,106
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1948
01:28:52,108 --> 01:28:54,775
We need to find Mom and Dad.
Stay here.

1949
01:28:54,777 --> 01:28:55,976
I'm gonna search for them.

1950
01:28:55,978 --> 01:28:58,412
Wait! Who's gonna
watch Jack-Jack?

1951
01:28:58,414 --> 01:29:00,447
Suck it up.
I won't be long.

1952
01:29:00,449 --> 01:29:03,117
Wait. Wait, but, but wait!

1953
01:29:03,119 --> 01:29:05,919
This is important.
They are in trouble.

1954
01:29:05,921 --> 01:29:08,856
It's up to us.
To us, understand?

1955
01:29:08,858 --> 01:29:11,759
Keep him amused but quiet!

1956
01:29:12,962 --> 01:29:13,996
Ugh.

1957
01:29:23,806 --> 01:29:25,841
- (CRYING)
- Shh! Quiet!

1958
01:29:26,741 --> 01:29:27,910
Huh?

1959
01:29:30,745 --> 01:29:32,146
(LAUGHING)

1960
01:29:32,148 --> 01:29:33,149
Jack-Jack?

1961
01:29:34,783 --> 01:29:35,951
(VIOLET GRUNTS)

1962
01:29:42,992 --> 01:29:45,027
Jack-Jack?
Jack-Jack!

1963
01:29:49,198 --> 01:29:50,199
(GASPS)

1964
01:29:51,167 --> 01:29:52,168
(YELPS)

1965
01:29:53,369 --> 01:29:55,271
(VIOLET GRUNTING)

1966
01:30:10,352 --> 01:30:11,820
(STRAINING)

1967
01:30:18,294 --> 01:30:19,159
Jack-Jack!

1968
01:30:19,161 --> 01:30:21,061
The mesmerized supers
know we're here...

1969
01:30:21,063 --> 01:30:24,031
but I found Mom and Dad...
Where's Jack-Jack?

1970
01:30:24,033 --> 01:30:27,201
You lost him?
I gave you one thing to do!

1971
01:30:27,203 --> 01:30:28,971
The tracker.
Use the tracker.

1972
01:30:30,806 --> 01:30:32,174
(BEEPING)

1973
01:30:32,875 --> 01:30:34,074
He's going up?

1974
01:30:34,076 --> 01:30:36,245
- He's in an elevator.
- Let's go!

1975
01:30:38,180 --> 01:30:40,847
Hey, little baby.
Where are your parents?

1976
01:30:40,849 --> 01:30:42,051
(GROWLING)

1977
01:30:43,385 --> 01:30:45,352
And here they are, folks!

1978
01:30:45,354 --> 01:30:48,255
The supers who started
this whole thing.

1979
01:30:48,257 --> 01:30:50,257
EVELYN: <i>I told you
they'd be there in time.</i>

1980
01:30:50,259 --> 01:30:52,960
Hey, did you make them
new masks?

1981
01:30:52,962 --> 01:30:54,928
Yeah. Night vision,
et cetera...

1982
01:30:54,930 --> 01:30:56,296
They look good, right?

1983
01:30:56,298 --> 01:30:58,065
WOMAN: (ON TV) <i>So simple,
even he can do it.</i>

1984
01:30:58,067 --> 01:31:02,069
And we're back live in
three, two, one...

1985
01:31:02,071 --> 01:31:03,837
This is
a momentous occasion.

1986
01:31:03,839 --> 01:31:05,472
We've all managed
to accomplish

1987
01:31:05,474 --> 01:31:08,976
something extraordinarily rare
in today's world.

1988
01:31:08,978 --> 01:31:10,844
We agree on something.

1989
01:31:10,846 --> 01:31:12,214
(ALL LAUGHING)

1990
01:31:13,916 --> 01:31:17,017
<i>We agree to undo
a bad decision.</i>

1991
01:31:17,019 --> 01:31:18,318
<i>To make sure</i>

1992
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:20,220
<i>a few extraordinarily
gifted members...</i>

1993
01:31:20,222 --> 01:31:23,023
<i>of the world's many countries
are treated fairly.</i>

1994
01:31:23,025 --> 01:31:26,393
<i>To invite them once again
to use their gifts...</i>

1995
01:31:26,395 --> 01:31:27,894
<i>to benefit the world.</i>

1996
01:31:27,896 --> 01:31:29,396
I thank all of you

1997
01:31:29,398 --> 01:31:32,266
for representing your nation's
commitment to superheroes.

1998
01:31:32,268 --> 01:31:34,835
With special thanks
to Ambassador Selick.

1999
01:31:34,837 --> 01:31:36,536
Yeah, it's okay.
Let her hear you.

2000
01:31:36,538 --> 01:31:38,005
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

2001
01:31:38,007 --> 01:31:39,306
WINSTON: Thank you,
Ambassador,

2002
01:31:39,308 --> 01:31:41,441
for your early
and very crucial support.

2003
01:31:41,443 --> 01:31:44,177
I can't think of anyone
more deserving than you...

2004
01:31:44,179 --> 01:31:46,013
to be the first signature

2005
01:31:46,015 --> 01:31:49,151
on the International
Superhero Accord.

2006
01:31:50,185 --> 01:31:52,288
- There it is!
- (ALL CHEERING)

2007
01:31:54,523 --> 01:31:55,958
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

2008
01:31:56,992 --> 01:31:58,427
(MUZAK PLAYING)

2009
01:32:02,865 --> 01:32:04,300
(JACK-JACK WHINING)

2010
01:32:06,001 --> 01:32:07,901
(GASPS) Holy cow!

2011
01:32:07,903 --> 01:32:10,272
I know he's on fire.
Just put him out.

2012
01:32:11,507 --> 01:32:13,409
(GIGGLING)

2013
01:32:16,912 --> 01:32:18,914
(GASPS) They're coming.

2014
01:32:28,123 --> 01:32:29,589
Is it okay
to give him that?

2015
01:32:29,591 --> 01:32:32,559
I wasn't hearing
any better ideas.

2016
01:32:32,561 --> 01:32:34,196
(GIGGLING)

2017
01:32:47,476 --> 01:32:48,944
(WHINING)

2018
01:32:56,618 --> 01:32:58,352
No!

2019
01:32:58,354 --> 01:33:00,087
- (CRYING)
- Come on, Jack-Jack.

2020
01:33:00,089 --> 01:33:01,355
We have to go.

2021
01:33:01,357 --> 01:33:02,491
Cookie num-num?

2022
01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:04,658
(GRUNTS)

2023
01:33:04,660 --> 01:33:06,395
(JACK-JACK BABBLING)

2024
01:33:15,104 --> 01:33:17,938
- Mama, Mama.
- I see him. He's getting away!

2025
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:19,241
Stand back.

2026
01:33:23,145 --> 01:33:25,314
- Darn it!
- He's heading for Mom.

2027
01:33:27,683 --> 01:33:31,118
It is done.
The world is super again.

2028
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:32,554
(ALL CHEERING)

2029
01:33:36,392 --> 01:33:39,059
Group photo. Come on.
Group photo, everyone.

2030
01:33:39,061 --> 01:33:41,995
Squeeze in. That's it.
Historic occasion.

2031
01:33:41,997 --> 01:33:43,465
Everyone, smile.

2032
01:33:50,139 --> 01:33:52,105
Go on phase two.

2033
01:33:52,107 --> 01:33:54,508
<i>Years of mandated
hiding and silence</i>

2034
01:33:54,510 --> 01:33:56,143
have made us bitter.

2035
01:33:56,145 --> 01:33:58,011
You bring us out
into the light...

2036
01:33:58,013 --> 01:33:59,312
<i>only to clean up the messes</i>

2037
01:33:59,314 --> 01:34:01,381
<i>your lack
of discipline creates.</i>

2038
01:34:01,383 --> 01:34:04,017
<i>Your bodies
and your character are weak.</i>

2039
01:34:04,019 --> 01:34:07,687
<i>Your promises are empty,
and you will pay for it.</i>

2040
01:34:07,689 --> 01:34:09,556
<i>We no longer serve you.</i>

2041
01:34:09,558 --> 01:34:11,158
<i>We serve only us.</i>

2042
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:13,195
<i>May the fittest survive.</i>

2043
01:34:15,564 --> 01:34:16,596
<i>Well, we, um...</i>

2044
01:34:16,598 --> 01:34:19,366
<i>Some very alarming
moments there...</i>

2045
01:34:19,368 --> 01:34:22,169
<i>before the, uh,
technical difficulties.</i>

2046
01:34:22,171 --> 01:34:23,572
<i>Please bear with us.</i>

2047
01:34:35,451 --> 01:34:36,583
(SCREAMS)

2048
01:34:36,585 --> 01:34:38,251
What?

2049
01:34:38,253 --> 01:34:39,753
Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday!

2050
01:34:39,755 --> 01:34:41,321
Hold! Let him talk.

2051
01:34:41,323 --> 01:34:43,323
Superheroes have forcibly
taken the bridge. Repeat.

2052
01:34:43,325 --> 01:34:44,191
Now.

2053
01:34:44,193 --> 01:34:46,094
- (SCREAMS)
- (GROANS)

2054
01:34:55,504 --> 01:34:57,103
A little further.

2055
01:34:57,105 --> 01:34:59,141
<i>Little further. Stop.</i>

2056
01:35:02,611 --> 01:35:03,612
(JACK-JACK COOING)

2057
01:35:04,713 --> 01:35:07,280
What the... A baby?

2058
01:35:07,282 --> 01:35:09,318
Mom and Dad.
Uncle Lucius?

2059
01:35:11,753 --> 01:35:13,487
- My mama.
- Jack-Jack, no!

2060
01:35:13,489 --> 01:35:15,090
(BABBLING)

2061
01:35:16,525 --> 01:35:18,360
A super baby?

2062
01:35:21,530 --> 01:35:23,196
(GROWLS)

2063
01:35:23,198 --> 01:35:24,631
No, no, no!

2064
01:35:24,633 --> 01:35:25,634
<i>Put him down!</i>

2065
01:35:26,235 --> 01:35:27,434
(GASPS)

2066
01:35:27,436 --> 01:35:29,102
- Grab her!
- No!

2067
01:35:29,104 --> 01:35:30,272
Hold Jack-Jack.

2068
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:33,308
(ALL GRUNTING)

2069
01:35:38,480 --> 01:35:40,413
No!

2070
01:35:40,415 --> 01:35:42,282
- (GASPS)
- ELASTIGIRL: Hey, it's me!

2071
01:35:42,284 --> 01:35:43,683
Yeah, that's what
I thought last time.

2072
01:35:43,685 --> 01:35:46,588
- (JACK-JACK CALLING OUT)
- Kids, what are you...

2073
01:35:48,190 --> 01:35:50,791
You came for us?

2074
01:35:50,793 --> 01:35:52,158
Don't be mad.

2075
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:54,630
Oh, sweetie,
how could I be mad?

2076
01:35:55,531 --> 01:35:57,832
I'm proud.

2077
01:35:57,834 --> 01:35:59,699
Not to break up
a tender moment,

2078
01:35:59,701 --> 01:36:01,201
but where are we?

2079
01:36:01,203 --> 01:36:02,669
Is this DEVTECH's ship?

2080
01:36:02,671 --> 01:36:04,671
Evelyn Deavor
controls the Screenslaver...

2081
01:36:04,673 --> 01:36:07,474
and until a second ago, us.

2082
01:36:07,476 --> 01:36:09,543
- (RUMBLES)
- Where's the crew?

2083
01:36:09,545 --> 01:36:11,745
AUTOMATED VOICE: <i>Collision detected.
Correct course.</i>

2084
01:36:11,747 --> 01:36:13,146
Uh-oh.
Did I do that?

2085
01:36:13,148 --> 01:36:16,351
Mom, the suit?
Try this.

2086
01:36:18,554 --> 01:36:21,223
Phase Three.
Go on Phase Three!

2087
01:36:24,393 --> 01:36:26,760
Why are the kids here?
You didn't go to the house?

2088
01:36:26,762 --> 01:36:28,161
I went to the house.

2089
01:36:28,163 --> 01:36:29,529
You didn't escape?
How did you not escape?

2090
01:36:29,531 --> 01:36:31,731
BOTH: Hey!
We just saved you!

2091
01:36:31,733 --> 01:36:33,801
Escape? Escape from who?

2092
01:36:33,803 --> 01:36:35,704
- (GROWLS)
- (GRUNTS)

2093
01:36:36,705 --> 01:36:37,739
Those guys!

2094
01:36:38,473 --> 01:36:40,440
(YELLING)

2095
01:36:40,442 --> 01:36:43,176
What the...?
Jack-Jack has powers?

2096
01:36:43,178 --> 01:36:45,312
We know.
Fight now, talk later.

2097
01:36:45,314 --> 01:36:47,382
(ALL GRUNTING)

2098
01:36:56,191 --> 01:36:58,226
- (GROWLING)
- (GROANING)

2099
01:37:01,597 --> 01:37:03,565
- (VIOLET GASPS)
- (SCREECHES)

2100
01:37:16,378 --> 01:37:18,478
- (SCREECHES)
- (YELPS)

2101
01:37:18,480 --> 01:37:20,213
- (GROWLING)
- Jack-Jack.

2102
01:37:20,215 --> 01:37:21,548
Laser eyes!

2103
01:37:21,550 --> 01:37:22,785
(VIOLET IMITATES LASER FIRING)

2104
01:37:27,222 --> 01:37:28,457
- (SCREECHES)
- (YELPS)

2105
01:37:31,326 --> 01:37:32,525
Ah-ha!

2106
01:37:32,527 --> 01:37:33,627
(GRUNTS)

2107
01:37:33,629 --> 01:37:35,430
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2108
01:37:43,238 --> 01:37:44,439
Ugh.

2109
01:37:49,378 --> 01:37:51,411
Come with me, Winston.

2110
01:37:51,413 --> 01:37:53,380
- Did I faint?
- You'll be safe here.

2111
01:37:53,382 --> 01:37:55,384
Safe? Safe from what?

2112
01:37:56,485 --> 01:37:58,752
Where are the diplomats?
The supers?

2113
01:37:58,754 --> 01:37:59,887
Still hypnotized.

2114
01:37:59,889 --> 01:38:02,391
(SIGHS) What have you done?

2115
01:38:06,528 --> 01:38:08,728
Evelyn, she's escaping.

2116
01:38:08,730 --> 01:38:09,763
Well, go after her.

2117
01:38:09,765 --> 01:38:10,563
Finish your mission.

2118
01:38:10,565 --> 01:38:13,266
I can't just go!
What about the kids?

2119
01:38:13,268 --> 01:38:15,870
- Jack-Jack, who's gonna...
- VIOLET: Mom!

2120
01:38:15,872 --> 01:38:17,739
Go. We've got this.

2121
01:38:19,508 --> 01:38:21,408
Voyd, come with me.

2122
01:38:21,410 --> 01:38:22,810
I'll go shut down
the engine.

2123
01:38:22,812 --> 01:38:24,477
I'll try to slow the
ship from the bow.

2124
01:38:24,479 --> 01:38:27,414
Wait, someone's missing.
Where's the crusher guy?

2125
01:38:27,416 --> 01:38:29,284
Strap in now!

2126
01:38:30,987 --> 01:38:32,421
(GRUNTING)

2127
01:38:35,323 --> 01:38:36,558
(LAUGHING)

2128
01:38:44,633 --> 01:38:46,301
It's for your own good.

2129
01:38:46,601 --> 01:38:48,301
No!

2130
01:38:48,303 --> 01:38:49,636
This is.

2131
01:38:49,638 --> 01:38:50,706
(GRUNTS)

2132
01:38:54,409 --> 01:38:56,378
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANING)

2133
01:39:00,716 --> 01:39:03,351
- We're too late.
- Get me up to the jet.

2134
01:39:05,654 --> 01:39:06,722
(YELPS)

2135
01:39:09,758 --> 01:39:11,393
(GRUNTING)

2136
01:39:18,300 --> 01:39:19,468
(GROANS)

2137
01:39:24,006 --> 01:39:25,407
(EXHALES IN RELIEF)

2138
01:39:25,875 --> 01:39:27,307
(GRUNTS)

2139
01:39:27,309 --> 01:39:30,044
Hey, you did this.
Can you undo it?

2140
01:39:30,046 --> 01:39:32,378
You want me to un-crush?

2141
01:39:32,380 --> 01:39:34,014
What? No one's ever
asked for that?

2142
01:39:34,016 --> 01:39:37,017
No. To un-crush is silly.
Why un-crush?

2143
01:39:37,019 --> 01:39:38,618
To get into the engine room.

2144
01:39:38,620 --> 01:39:39,854
Oh, forget it.
We don't have enough time.

2145
01:39:39,856 --> 01:39:42,422
What if I said
to un-punch someone?

2146
01:39:42,424 --> 01:39:43,592
What do you do?

2147
01:39:47,329 --> 01:39:48,863
Welcome aboard, Elastigirl.

2148
01:39:48,865 --> 01:39:50,563
<i>Although
we haven't yet reached</i>

2149
01:39:50,565 --> 01:39:51,901
<i>our cruising altitude...</i>

2150
01:39:53,435 --> 01:39:55,803
feel free to roam about
the cabin.

2151
01:39:55,805 --> 01:39:58,471
- (GROANING)
- Or just relax...

2152
01:39:58,473 --> 01:40:01,443
<i>and let the cabin roam
about you.</i>

2153
01:40:10,385 --> 01:40:12,385
I can't get
to the engine room!

2154
01:40:12,387 --> 01:40:13,788
We gotta do something!

2155
01:40:13,790 --> 01:40:15,455
Because trying to
slow it down ain't working.

2156
01:40:15,457 --> 01:40:17,390
Hey! What about
turning the boat?

2157
01:40:17,392 --> 01:40:18,591
BOTH: The steering's
been destroyed!

2158
01:40:18,593 --> 01:40:21,394
- Dash means from the outside!
- Yeah!

2159
01:40:21,396 --> 01:40:22,495
If we break off
one of the foils

2160
01:40:22,497 --> 01:40:23,663
and turn the rudder...

2161
01:40:23,665 --> 01:40:26,033
we can veer the ship
away from the city!

2162
01:40:26,035 --> 01:40:27,500
That might work.

2163
01:40:27,502 --> 01:40:28,635
I'll turn the front,
you turn the rear.

2164
01:40:28,637 --> 01:40:30,737
Using the rudder?
That's underwater.

2165
01:40:30,739 --> 01:40:32,006
How am I supposed to get...

2166
01:40:32,008 --> 01:40:33,908
All right.
Come on, kids.

2167
01:40:33,910 --> 01:40:36,944
Dad, I know
this is going to work.

2168
01:40:36,946 --> 01:40:39,479
But if it doesn't,
and we crash...

2169
01:40:39,481 --> 01:40:42,883
my shields are probably better
protection than the ship.

2170
01:40:42,885 --> 01:40:46,555
I should stay here.
With Jack-Jack.

2171
01:40:47,089 --> 01:40:48,588
That's my girl.

2172
01:40:48,590 --> 01:40:51,027
Remember, Bob,
we're both turning right!

2173
01:40:57,699 --> 01:40:59,701
EVELYN: You know what's sad?

2174
01:41:02,972 --> 01:41:04,872
If it weren't
for your core beliefs...

2175
01:41:04,874 --> 01:41:07,609
I think we could have
been good friends.

2176
01:41:08,610 --> 01:41:10,579
At least... (GASPING)

2177
01:41:11,513 --> 01:41:13,548
I have core beliefs.

2178
01:41:14,984 --> 01:41:16,449
<i>We have breaking news...</i>

2179
01:41:16,451 --> 01:41:18,585
<i>While there is
still no radio contact,</i>

2180
01:41:18,587 --> 01:41:20,120
<i>the ship
has changed direction...</i>

2181
01:41:20,122 --> 01:41:21,421
<i>and is heading towards land</i>

2182
01:41:21,423 --> 01:41:22,792
<i>at a high rate of speed.</i>

2183
01:41:27,063 --> 01:41:28,597
So, Dash...

2184
01:41:29,731 --> 01:41:31,198
I am going to the rudder.

2185
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:34,500
Once I turn the ship,
you hit the pull up button.

2186
01:41:34,502 --> 01:41:36,469
- Okay, Dad.
- Now lower me down...

2187
01:41:36,471 --> 01:41:37,672
(SCREAMS)

2188
01:41:40,609 --> 01:41:43,911
The reputations of
superheroes are ruined.

2189
01:41:43,913 --> 01:41:47,482
You will never
become legal. Ever.

2190
01:41:47,850 --> 01:41:49,083
Never?

2191
01:41:49,085 --> 01:41:50,650
(LAUGHS) No.

2192
01:41:50,652 --> 01:41:52,719
- Ever?
- No.

2193
01:41:52,721 --> 01:41:56,023
Not even a little
smidgee-widgee?

2194
01:41:56,025 --> 01:41:57,490
Oh, hypoxia.

2195
01:41:57,492 --> 01:41:59,126
When you don't have
enough oxygen,

2196
01:41:59,128 --> 01:42:01,496
- things seem really silly.
- (GASPING)

2197
01:42:07,736 --> 01:42:09,803
- (GASPING)
- Things get sillier

2198
01:42:09,805 --> 01:42:11,906
and sillier
and then you die.

2199
01:42:11,908 --> 01:42:13,874
(LAUGHING)
I don't wanna die.

2200
01:42:13,876 --> 01:42:15,811
Ah, nobody does. (GRUNTS)

2201
01:42:16,578 --> 01:42:17,811
Really.

2202
01:42:17,813 --> 01:42:20,049
(CHUCKLES) Not such
a bad way to go.

2203
01:42:24,053 --> 01:42:25,687
(SCREAMING)

2204
01:42:29,158 --> 01:42:30,625
(INHALING RAPIDLY)

2205
01:42:35,064 --> 01:42:36,065
(GRUNTS)

2206
01:42:37,565 --> 01:42:38,866
(ALL GASP)

2207
01:42:38,868 --> 01:42:40,968
Everyone, we need to get
to the back of the ship.

2208
01:42:40,970 --> 01:42:43,705
All supers,
protect your ambassadors!

2209
01:42:44,539 --> 01:42:45,908
Follow.

2210
01:42:48,878 --> 01:42:51,078
Dad's been underwater
for too long.

2211
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:52,681
(ALARM BLARING)

2212
01:42:59,121 --> 01:43:00,753
We gotta pull him up.

2213
01:43:00,755 --> 01:43:02,158
Wait. It's too soon.

2214
01:43:08,931 --> 01:43:09,999
(GRUNTS)

2215
01:43:16,238 --> 01:43:17,871
I'm gonna press the button!

2216
01:43:17,873 --> 01:43:18,874
Not yet!

2217
01:43:20,142 --> 01:43:21,844
(METAL CREAKING)

2218
01:43:28,650 --> 01:43:30,186
(STRAINING)

2219
01:43:33,755 --> 01:43:35,724
It's turning. It's working.

2220
01:43:39,295 --> 01:43:41,629
- Now!
- Dash, now!

2221
01:43:44,599 --> 01:43:46,002
Save yourself. Make a chute.

2222
01:43:48,304 --> 01:43:50,337
- (MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTS)
- Make a chute. Make a chute.

2223
01:43:50,339 --> 01:43:51,872
Make a chute!

2224
01:43:51,874 --> 01:43:54,074
- (ELASTIGIRL YELLS)
- (VOYD YELPS)

2225
01:43:54,076 --> 01:43:56,112
LUCIUS: Helen!
Brace yourselves!

2226
01:44:04,253 --> 01:44:05,988
Crash positions!

2227
01:44:07,223 --> 01:44:08,958
(GRUNTING)

2228
01:44:11,127 --> 01:44:12,962
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

2229
01:44:23,072 --> 01:44:24,604
(ALL SIGHING)

2230
01:44:24,606 --> 01:44:25,839
Whoo.

2231
01:44:25,841 --> 01:44:29,145
(GASPS) I missed
Jack-Jack's first power?

2232
01:44:30,046 --> 01:44:32,678
Actually, you missed
the first 17.

2233
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:34,281
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- ELASTIGIRL: Oh!

2234
01:44:34,283 --> 01:44:35,918
(JACK-JACK BABBLING)

2235
01:44:37,153 --> 01:44:39,055
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

2236
01:44:39,922 --> 01:44:41,656
(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)

2237
01:44:46,028 --> 01:44:50,696
The fact that you saved me
doesn't make you right.

2238
01:44:50,698 --> 01:44:52,665
But it does make you alive.

2239
01:44:52,667 --> 01:44:54,634
And I'm grateful
for that.

2240
01:44:54,636 --> 01:44:57,670
I'm sorry,
but she'll go to prison.

2241
01:44:57,672 --> 01:44:59,306
Well, I'm sorry she's rich

2242
01:44:59,308 --> 01:45:01,674
and will probably get no more
than a slap on the wrist.

2243
01:45:01,676 --> 01:45:04,278
First of all, Violet,
I like you.

2244
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:07,147
And who knows what the
future may bring...

2245
01:45:07,149 --> 01:45:10,918
but I have a good feeling
about all of you.

2246
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:12,386
Hmm. Good feeling.

2247
01:45:12,388 --> 01:45:14,154
- Should we be worried?
- (MR. INCREDIBLE CHUCKLES)

2248
01:45:14,156 --> 01:45:16,924
You guys got the next shift.
I'm beat. Oh!

2249
01:45:16,926 --> 01:45:18,892
I saw what you did back there.
That was incredible!

2250
01:45:18,894 --> 01:45:20,127
No pun intended.

2251
01:45:20,129 --> 01:45:21,862
VIOLET: Sorry I had
to punch you.

2252
01:45:21,864 --> 01:45:23,430
(TIRES SCREECH)

2253
01:45:23,432 --> 01:45:26,969
Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!

2254
01:45:29,371 --> 01:45:30,873
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2255
01:45:33,042 --> 01:45:35,008
(CHUCKLES)

2256
01:45:35,010 --> 01:45:37,079
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (ALL CHEERING)

2257
01:45:39,115 --> 01:45:42,748
And in recognition
of the extraordinary service

2258
01:45:42,750 --> 01:45:43,951
they have demonstrated...

2259
01:45:43,953 --> 01:45:46,420
the legal status
of superheroes

2260
01:45:46,422 --> 01:45:48,754
is hereby restored.

2261
01:45:48,756 --> 01:45:51,193
(ALL CHEERING)

2262
01:45:52,261 --> 01:45:54,263
(CHILDREN CHATTERING
IN DISTANCE)

2263
01:45:57,732 --> 01:45:59,732
You don't know me,
do you?

2264
01:45:59,734 --> 01:46:01,101
No, I don't...

2265
01:46:01,103 --> 01:46:02,269
Wait.

2266
01:46:02,271 --> 01:46:04,371
Are you the girl
with the water?

2267
01:46:04,373 --> 01:46:06,874
I'm Violet Parr.

2268
01:46:06,876 --> 01:46:08,408
- I'm Tony.
- (CHUCKLING) Okay.

2269
01:46:08,410 --> 01:46:11,113
You split up into separate
groups and stuff...

2270
01:46:19,355 --> 01:46:20,753
Tony, this is my mom.

2271
01:46:20,755 --> 01:46:21,955
Pleased to meet you.

2272
01:46:21,957 --> 01:46:23,991
- This is my dad.
- BOB: Oh, we've met.

2273
01:46:23,993 --> 01:46:26,059
And this is embarrassing.

2274
01:46:26,061 --> 01:46:27,327
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Charmed, I'm sure.

2275
01:46:27,329 --> 01:46:29,496
- My little brother, Dash.
- (TOY SQUEAKS)

2276
01:46:29,498 --> 01:46:31,731
VIOLET: And the baby
is Jack-Jack.

2277
01:46:31,733 --> 01:46:34,767
I tried to limit it
to one parent.

2278
01:46:34,769 --> 01:46:37,437
We're all going to a movie,
too, Tony. Don't mind us.

2279
01:46:37,439 --> 01:46:38,738
BOB: We'll be sitting

2280
01:46:38,740 --> 01:46:39,907
on the other side
of the theater.

2281
01:46:39,909 --> 01:46:41,441
Not watching you.

2282
01:46:41,443 --> 01:46:43,377
(LAUGHING) He's kidding.

2283
01:46:43,379 --> 01:46:46,480
They are only dropping
us off at the theater.

2284
01:46:46,482 --> 01:46:49,216
They have
other things to do.

2285
01:46:49,218 --> 01:46:51,952
So, you guys are close,
I guess.

2286
01:46:51,954 --> 01:46:54,321
- Yeah, I guess.
- We can get closer.

2287
01:46:54,323 --> 01:46:55,822
(LAUGHING) Bob.

2288
01:46:55,824 --> 01:46:57,259
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

2289
01:46:59,128 --> 01:47:00,996
- (GUNSHOTS)
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

2290
01:47:10,339 --> 01:47:11,505
Stop! Let us out!

2291
01:47:11,507 --> 01:47:13,173
Here, large popcorn,
small soda.

2292
01:47:13,175 --> 01:47:15,909
Save me a seat, center,
about eight rows back.

2293
01:47:15,911 --> 01:47:19,014
I'll be back before
the previews are over.

2294
01:47:30,098 --> 01:47:32,926
Subtitles by explosiveskull

2295
01:47:32,928 --> 01:47:35,931
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2296
01:53:27,349 --> 01:53:30,317
<i>♪ Here comes Elastigirl</i>

2297
01:53:30,319 --> 01:53:33,587
<i>♪ Stretching her arms
Elastigirl</i>

2298
01:53:33,589 --> 01:53:38,325
<i>♪ No one's beyond her reach</i>

2299
01:53:38,327 --> 01:53:41,396
<i>♪ Elastigirl</i>

2300
01:53:45,734 --> 01:53:49,538
<i>♪ Ah, Elastigirl</i>

2301
01:53:52,207 --> 01:53:55,241
<i>♪ Here comes Elastigirl</i>

2302
01:53:55,243 --> 01:53:58,511
<i>♪ Stretching her arms
Elastigirl</i>

2303
01:53:58,513 --> 01:54:02,382
<i>♪ No one's beyond her reach</i>

2304
01:54:02,384 --> 01:54:05,822
<i>♪ Ah, Elastigirl ♪</i>

2305
01:54:15,564 --> 01:54:19,399
<i>♪ Who's the cat
who's always chill</i>

2306
01:54:19,401 --> 01:54:24,638
<i>♪ When survival odds
are close to nil?</i>

2307
01:54:24,640 --> 01:54:26,841
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

2308
01:54:26,843 --> 01:54:28,644
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

2309
01:54:30,312 --> 01:54:34,247
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

2310
01:54:34,249 --> 01:54:36,718
<i>♪ Always chill
Always chill</i>

2311
01:54:38,220 --> 01:54:39,954
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

2312
01:54:39,956 --> 01:54:41,789
<i>♪ Ah</i>

2313
01:54:41,791 --> 01:54:44,524
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

2314
01:54:44,526 --> 01:54:46,894
<i>♪ So chill
So chill</i>

2315
01:54:46,896 --> 01:54:48,495
<i>♪ Talk about Frozone</i>

2316
01:54:48,497 --> 01:54:49,797
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

2317
01:54:49,799 --> 01:54:51,801
<i>♪ Frozone</i>

2318
01:54:55,938 --> 01:54:57,506
<i>♪ Frozone ♪</i>

2319
01:55:06,983 --> 01:55:09,482
<i>♪ Mr. Incredible</i>

2320
01:55:09,484 --> 01:55:10,818
<i>♪ Incredible</i>

2321
01:55:10,820 --> 01:55:12,552
<i>♪ Incredible</i>

2322
01:55:12,554 --> 01:55:16,625
<i>♪ Catching the bad guys
Pow, pow, pow</i>

2323
01:55:21,931 --> 01:55:25,367
<i>♪ Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow</i>

2324
01:55:32,975 --> 01:55:35,009
<i>♪ Mr. Incredible</i>

2325
01:55:35,011 --> 01:55:36,777
<i>♪ Incredible</i>

2326
01:55:36,779 --> 01:55:38,545
<i>♪ Incredible</i>

2327
01:55:38,547 --> 01:55:40,346
<i>♪ Punching the bad guys</i>

2328
01:55:40,348 --> 01:55:43,853
<i>♪ Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow</i>

2328
01:55:44,305 --> 01:56:44,175
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