1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,335 - "I'm fearless, and therefore powerful." 3 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:16,335 Mary shelley. 4 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:22,474 We see bettyvision not only as an online dream board, 5 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,843 but as an opportunity to make people's dreams 6 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,378 become a reality. 7 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,548 And that seeing bettyvision posts on one's newsfeed 8 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:33,785 will be as common as selfies and pictures of food. 9 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,492 - This better be an emergency because I am 10 seconds away 10 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,694 from a caffeine orgasm that not even my thigh burner 11 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,929 can fulfill. 12 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,130 - I think Marcus is gonna propose! 13 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,131 - What, why? 14 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,199 What happened? 15 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:48,567 - After my presentation, he said, 16 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,102 "oh by the way"-- 17 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:54,006 - I made reservations at julienne for Friday. 18 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,374 - It's our three year anniversary! 19 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,043 - Lucy, do you know what this means? 20 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,811 - What? - Nothing. 21 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,547 Absolutely nothing. 22 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,748 I'm sorry. 23 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:03,749 What are you gonna do, you gonna say yes? 24 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,717 - Well, yeah, obviously. 25 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:09,955 I mean, oh my god, we haven't even talked about rings. 26 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,291 I hope it's the ol' diamond. 27 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,392 - Hey, listen, just promise me you don't get me one of those 28 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,294 pink bridesmaids dresses. 29 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,530 - Hanging up. - Yup, love you, mean it! 30 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:22,668 Oh, fuck! 31 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,803 - Yay! 32 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,405 Oh my god, you're getting married! 33 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,573 - Right? 34 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,874 - Oh yes, the signs are all there, 35 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,142 he's totally gonna ask you. 36 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:31,977 - Darling, you're ready for filming? 37 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,078 - Yeah, yeah, gimme one second. 38 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,346 Did you pick a date yet? 39 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,781 - No, I thought I'd get the ring first. 40 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,282 - Well have a few options in mind 41 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:38,483 because that's gonna be the first thing people ask you 42 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,152 when you tell them that you got engaged. 43 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:42,788 Ooh, and make sure to get a manicure before the dinner. 44 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,556 - Got it, manicure. Check. 45 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,857 Wait, why? 46 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,293 - The first picture post of the ring, obviously. 47 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,294 - Okay. 48 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,462 I gotta go, I gotta go to work. 49 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,931 I'll call you after class tonight. 50 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,476 Let's work on some chords. 51 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,712 All right, we'll start with 52 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:07,779 g, c and b. 53 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,760 - What will it be? 54 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,296 - Oh, um, I'll have a glass of the, uh, 55 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:26,598 ambiance Pinot grigio, please. 56 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,833 - No, babe. 57 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,901 Have the red, it's better for you. 58 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:34,106 - Oh, but I kinda feel like a-- - we'll have two brazin zins. 59 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,173 Thank you. 60 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:53,692 I just wanted to-- - so I was gonna have-- 61 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,528 - Go ahead. - No, you go. 62 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,597 - Well I, I wanted to... 63 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,601 I wanted to wait until after dinner to do this. 64 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,002 - Oh. - Let's toast. 65 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:24,022 You know Lucy, we have been dating for three years. 66 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,525 And we've known each other for four years. 67 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,826 And, well... 68 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:28,894 - Yes! 69 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,401 It has been four years, just confirming your math. 70 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,903 Go on. 71 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,204 - We are not getting younger. 72 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,672 - No. 73 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,741 - And I feel that we're at the point in our relationship 74 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,810 where we have to move forward-- 75 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:45,877 - yes! 76 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,518 - Or break up. 77 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,688 Here's your key. 78 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:00,592 I would love mine back. 79 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,660 - Uh... 80 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,865 - Luce? 81 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,606 That is a sipping wine... 82 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:18,343 That's a $30 glass of wine... 83 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,222 Well... 84 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:35,894 Can I have a vodka Martini and calamari? 85 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,970 - Can I get a, can I get a, can I get a cheeseburger 86 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,405 and pickles? 87 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:49,374 And can I get a fries and a shake? 88 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,209 - Oh, yeah-- - can I get a, 89 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,678 and I want a big shake! 90 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,380 Yeah, would you like that 91 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,015 double sized, or... 92 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,132 - Do you want to go for a hike? 93 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:17,502 What about a movie? 94 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:19,438 - Yeah. 95 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,505 - Yeah... 96 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,125 - Marcus. 97 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,326 Despite Friday night's events, 98 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:42,828 I think we can still continue to have 99 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,831 a productive work environment. 100 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:49,334 Environment? Oh, crap. 101 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,869 "Productive work relationship." 102 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:51,870 Aha. 103 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,139 Productive work relationship. 104 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,608 Productive work relationship. 105 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:00,312 - Didn't you get my email? 106 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,647 - What email? 107 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,382 Lucy, I think it's best 108 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,585 if we don't continue working together. 109 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,119 I'm gonna have to let you go. 110 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,855 See human resources. 111 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:11,890 Smiley face! 112 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:12,958 Marcus. 113 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,496 - Really? 114 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,764 Really, now you're gonna fire me? Oh, real mature, buddy! 115 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,766 I mean, who's gonna update your status for you now, huh? 116 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:22,968 You are so screwed! 117 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:23,969 And who has all the highlighters? 118 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,036 My god-- 119 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:42,587 - Ugh! 120 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:43,655 God! 121 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,624 Coming! 122 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,262 Hold your horses! 123 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,901 Ugh, I'm trying to sleep in... 124 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:56,968 Ugh. 125 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,872 - Marcus email fired me. 126 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:01,873 Coward! 127 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,742 - W-t-fuck? 128 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,877 Why are you not crying? 129 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,245 - I'm too angry to cry. 130 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,014 My teardrops have turned into daggers 131 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,315 and I want to throw them at him! 132 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,150 - Yay, I love this version of you! 133 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,151 - I got your text. 134 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,354 - Karen. 135 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,391 He's giving my campaign to Karen! 136 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,192 How did I have no idea? 137 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,260 Thank you. 138 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,497 - Dude, why are guys such dicks 139 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:27,732 when they break up with us? 140 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,868 - Yeah, can't you sue him for wrongful 141 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,603 firing, or something? 142 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,471 - I signed a waiver when we first started dating 143 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,973 that would supersede any lawsuit, 144 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,175 which I was reminded of during my exit interview 145 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,877 with human resources. 146 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,612 - What about severance? 147 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,113 - Two weeks. 148 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,382 But I'm a true American, I've got debt. 149 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,251 College, credit card, my Louis vuitton? 150 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,386 My life is falling apart. 151 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:53,858 Since when are you pen pals with Denise Masterson? 152 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,627 - You don't know? 153 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,628 - Know what? 154 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,396 - She's getting married. 155 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,864 We group texted about it. 156 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,099 - I've been ignoring your group texts. 157 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,334 I've been buried in my campaign. 158 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:05,870 - She is having an 80s prom theme wedding, 159 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:10,775 and the entire graduating class is invited. 160 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:10,775 - Seriously? 161 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,580 Denise Masterson is inviting us to her wedding? 162 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,848 Denise Masterson? 163 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,350 - Yes. 164 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,651 Denise Masterson, as in the person I strived to be 165 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,119 from k through 12. 166 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,420 - Denise Masterson? 167 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,622 - Yes. 168 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,023 Denise Masterson, as in the coolest, nicest, 169 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,092 prettiest girl in the entire school! 170 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,661 - Denise Masterson, as in the person you dressed up as 171 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,529 for Halloween, senior year? 172 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,597 - So did you. 173 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:33,999 - Ladies, ladies. - Ooh. 174 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,867 - We don't need to fight over her. 175 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,902 We just have to be excited that we get to go 176 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,638 the wedding of the decade. 177 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,705 - Yes! 178 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,540 - Wow. 179 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,746 Maybe, maybe I should redirect all of my emotional energy 180 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,181 into the anticipation of Denise Masterson's wedding, 181 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,885 thus masking my true emotions until months pass by, 182 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:57,822 at which point, I am more emotionally capable of dealing. 183 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,090 - Can you do that? 184 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,358 - Sure. 185 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,660 I'll just put it on a post-it note, 186 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,561 for let's say um, i don't know, October? 187 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,497 - Hmm, yeah, that seems healthy. 188 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,564 - I'm not looking for healthy, 189 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,133 I'm looking for survival. 190 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,669 - Whatever gets you through it, I fully support. 191 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,870 - Thank you. 192 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,571 Now, let's focus all of our attention 193 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:14,706 on Denise Masterson's wedding. 194 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,707 - Okay. 195 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,275 So, trista told me 196 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:22,247 that they met on a flight to Paris, 197 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,715 and she 198 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,618 hit on him. - No! 199 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,354 - So, she started a conversation 200 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,891 about the time they hit the ground-- 201 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,893 - mile high! - Yeah. 202 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:35,894 - Wow. 203 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,096 - Oh, lavender, so classy. 204 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:42,200 Mine's probably just waiting in my mailbox right now. 205 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,436 - You didn't get it? 206 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:46,271 - I got mine last week. 207 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,338 - Me too. 208 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,875 - No. No, no, no, I didn't get it. 209 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,377 I didn't get it. 210 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,778 I didn't, I didn't, i didn't get an invitation, 211 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,213 I didn't get an invitation to her wedding! 212 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,748 - No, no, no, no. - That's okay, shh, shh. 213 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,383 - I thought you said she invited the entire class? 214 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,485 - No, no, I didn't-- - I don't have a boyfriend! 215 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,619 I don't have a job! 216 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,521 I can't get an invitation to a wedding! 217 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:07,625 And weddings, fyi, are where 50% of couples meet! 218 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,996 - It's never good when she starts using statistics. 219 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,998 - If you're not going, we're not going. 220 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,166 - What? 221 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,234 - Yeah. 222 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,808 Because apparently, Denise is not the coolest, nicest-- 223 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,477 - the funniest? 224 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:28,813 The hippest, trendy, most awesomest-- 225 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,685 - Solidarity. 226 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,704 - Lucy... 227 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,906 Put the self-help book down. 228 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,007 - I don't understand. 229 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,276 I am doing everything right. 230 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,479 I am chanting, and meditating, and manifesting. 231 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,815 I'm not being greedy with my visualizations. 232 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,883 Watch. 233 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,653 I'm imagining myself in a small cubicle, 234 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,222 with carpal tunnel and inter-office politics, and, 235 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,160 I can even smell the Bo from the guy in the room next to me. 236 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,562 But nothing is working! 237 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,563 - Okay. 238 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,233 - You have gone to the dark side. 239 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,236 I need you go to your happy place. 240 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,805 Happy place, yeah. 241 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,041 - One times one is one. 242 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,310 Two times two is four. 243 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,479 Four times four is 16. 244 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,147 It's not working! 245 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,683 Oh my gosh, even my fail safe has failed me! 246 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,751 Look! 247 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:45,056 I have applied for 43 jobs, but nobody is hiring. 248 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,558 - The obelisk group isn't crossed out yet. 249 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,460 - That's just because they haven't rejected me yet. 250 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,796 - I think you need to get out of the house. 251 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:52,797 - Mmhmm. 252 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,998 - Oh, I can't leave. 253 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,900 I have to clean, the place is a mess. 254 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,305 - Looks pretty clean to me. 255 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,341 - You're kidding, right? 256 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,076 - Execute plan b? - Yup. 257 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,277 - What are you doing? 258 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,278 - We're helping you rejoin humanity. 259 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,746 You're gonna take a shower, 260 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,114 and then we're gonna take you to guitar class, 261 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,349 and if you're really good-- - don't touch les! 262 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,984 - Maybe you'll have a trip to staples! 263 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,386 - Ooh, highlighters! 264 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,454 Ooh. 265 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,437 - Oh my gosh, I am so sorry! - Uh, no, I'm sorry. 266 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,438 My fault. - I was not, 267 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,672 I di... 268 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,841 - You know if this was a car accident, 269 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,677 the blame would be 50/50. 270 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,678 - I'm fully insured. 271 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,650 - Good to know. 272 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,952 - Um, okay. 273 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,622 - Yup. - Thank you. 274 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:51,689 - Okay, bye. 275 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,199 - Oh god. 276 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,300 "I'm fully ensured"? 277 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,635 Good one, luce. 278 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,285 - You left this at the scene of the crime. 279 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,322 - Thank you. 280 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,556 - You're welcome. 281 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,858 For the record, i know those too. 282 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,192 Old school that way. 283 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,295 - Are you joining the class? 284 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,864 - Yes. Graham, guitar teacher. 285 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,999 - Lucy, marketing. 286 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,069 - Nice to meet you, Lucy, marketing. 287 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,006 - Okay guys, my name is Graham. 288 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,676 I'm subbing for marta for the next couple of weeks. 289 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,077 If you're not a rock star in this class, 290 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,378 I will give your money back. 291 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,213 Everyone take a page. 292 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,783 Okay, those are chord sheets. 293 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,017 Right. 294 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,485 We'll get straight into it, all right? 295 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,554 We're gonna play a song called "uncomfortable shoes" 296 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,290 by a good buddy of mine called elion Olson. 297 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,127 Right, everyone get your, get a g goin' on. 298 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,195 You got a g down there? 299 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,664 Yeah? Okay. 300 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,865 G. 301 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,367 We're gonna go to a c. 302 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,905 So this is a real, real nice beat, all right? 303 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:21,446 Just like that. I'm gonna count you guys in. 304 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,748 Everybody set? All right? 305 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,717 One, two, three, and... 306 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,258 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 307 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,727 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened? 308 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,961 - We sucked. 309 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,796 - No, you didn't suck, you just uh, 310 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,032 it's all music, you just made a different version. 311 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,135 Tell you what. Who's got a pick? 312 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,636 Go ahead, put it in your mouth. 313 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,206 All right, that's the way i like to play, right? 314 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,508 Just 'cause it looks cool, it makes you feel cooler. 315 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,410 All right? I'm like a real rockstar. 316 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,878 I'm gonna do it again. 317 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,080 All right? Everyone ready? 318 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,482 One, two, three. 319 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,223 - "The journey of 1,000 miles 320 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,592 "must begin with a single step." 321 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,660 Confucius. 322 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,858 This is Lucy. 323 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,493 - Hi, Lucy, it's Denise Masterson 324 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,727 from precious heart. 325 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,395 I got your number off Facebook? 326 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,630 - Uh huh. 327 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,764 - One week until the big day. 328 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,765 Crazy! 329 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,068 I'm going to nuts with last minute details. 330 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,537 Seven people haven't rsvp'd. 331 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,873 So, are you coming? 332 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:02,874 - I, I didn't-- 333 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:03,875 - Oh, shoot. 334 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,610 That's the caterer, hang on a sec? 335 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,527 Lucy? 336 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,063 Lucy, you there? - I'm coming! 337 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,565 I'm totally coming! 338 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,433 That's like, so weird that you didn't get my rsvp. 339 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,501 Stupid snail mail. 340 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,170 One stamp wasted! 341 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,371 - Yay! 342 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,739 Three down, four more people to call. 343 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,875 - Oh, well, let me save you a few calls. 344 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:42,113 Ryann Becker and nectar McAllister are definitely coming. 345 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,616 Uh, I mean, if they're on your list, 346 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,818 not that they would be, but if they are... 347 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,420 - Actually, yes, they are. 348 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,688 - Yes! 349 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,756 - Oh cool, you just saved me some time. 350 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,757 - Oh we're really pumped. 351 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,292 We've already got our dresses. 352 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,727 We're getting manis, pedis, renting a limo, yadda yadda. 353 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,229 Love me some 80s! 354 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,766 - My cousin Amanda had her baby six weeks early. 355 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,767 - Oh no! 356 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,035 - Ugh, the baby's fine. 357 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,170 But now, 11 family members from Ohio 358 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,238 are not coming down. 359 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,406 I've got seats to fill. 360 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,707 I'm probably the first bride in history 361 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,742 trying to recruit wedding guests. 362 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,444 Please tell me that you're bringing plus ones? 363 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,713 - Plus ones? Yeah! 364 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,948 Definitely, we're definitely bringing plus ones. 365 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,416 - I'm being a complete bridezilla. 366 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,751 It's just, I hate those tacky weddings with empty seats. 367 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,953 - Right. 368 00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,187 - Ah, that's the caterer again. 369 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,089 I can't wait to meet your hot men. 370 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,257 See you Friday! 371 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,325 - Friday. 372 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,094 Wait, hot men? 373 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,630 Oh crap. 374 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,769 So uh, Denise Masterson called me today. 375 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,971 Turns out we're invited. 376 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,105 Who knew? 377 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,573 Not me. 378 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,641 So, yay! 379 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,643 - I get to go to the ball! 380 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,044 Oh, I feel like cinde-fuckin'-rella! 381 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,481 What the fuck was that? - We need dresses! 382 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,149 Crapola. 383 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,584 I am completely tapped. 384 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,419 - Don't worry, I'm too excited, I will cover for you! 385 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,422 So I am thinking sequins all the way. 386 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,025 Dynasty, sequins, lots and lots of sequins. 387 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,560 - Mmm. 388 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,795 - So I might have told Denise we were bringing plus ones. 389 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,765 - Wait, what? 390 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,799 - I became possessed by the wedding invitation. 391 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,134 The lavender went to my head. 392 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,069 Her cousin just had a baby! 393 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,537 Hello? 394 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,807 And she is a bridezilla with a fear of open spaces. 395 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,042 - Okay. 396 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,777 A, I have no idea what you just said. 397 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,879 And b, I don't want to bring a plus one, 398 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,347 I want to meet a plus one. 399 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,249 - Think of all her fiance's hot friends we could meet there. 400 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,717 - Okay. 401 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,219 This is such an easy solution. 402 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,021 You can bring that model from your Gucci shoot last month. 403 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,422 - Ew, he waxes hit armpit. 404 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,423 - That is disgusting. 405 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,691 - And you can bring that guy 406 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,926 that your mom tried to set you up with. 407 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,028 - Are you out of your mind? 408 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,496 - Mm-mmm. - Nolan? 409 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,331 First of all, I don't think he has time to fit me in 410 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,400 between his geek fair and ren fest. 411 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,269 And second of all, I am not gonna bring a trekkie 412 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,272 who still wears headgear to Denise Masterson's wedding! 413 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,340 - D-- 414 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,213 I don't know what to tell you. 415 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:59,784 I was trying to be a yes person, and it just came out. 416 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,218 - We should not be trying to get lame dates 417 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,353 for a wedding. 418 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,455 - Yes. Finally, sanity. 419 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,358 - We should be trying to find dream dates. 420 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,626 - What? 421 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,894 - We keep saying yes to the wrong guys. 422 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,897 We need to go out there, take some control back, 423 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,399 start getting what we want for a change. 424 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:17,835 If Denise Masterson can hit on a guy 425 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,136 on a plane to Paris, 426 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,572 what is stopping us from doing the same? 427 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,573 - Air fare. 428 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:23,674 - It's Monday. 429 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,975 Right? 430 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,477 - Yes. 431 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,779 - That means we have until Friday to go out there, 432 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:32,416 get our crushes, and bring 'em to the wedding. 433 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,618 - Okay, we can't just hit on guys. 434 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,020 They're turned off by that. 435 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,755 - Unless of course, you're a model, 436 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,124 with come-do-me eyes, which I am not. 437 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,225 - That part's true. 438 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:42,927 You definitely have more of the 439 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,496 ome-reorganize-my-closet-with-me eyes. 440 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,797 - Ryann... 441 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:47,832 We're gonna do this. 442 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,500 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 443 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,901 - Well come on, it'll be so much fun! 444 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:51,969 Do it, yes! 445 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,672 Ryann? - Fuck it, fine, I'll play. 446 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,073 - Yay! 447 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,576 - Ooh, I get Chris the bartender from edendale, baby. 448 00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,610 - Josh hartnett! 449 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,878 - Josh hartnett? 450 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,113 Dude, are you being serious right now? 451 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,781 - Very, he just bought the penthouse 452 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,683 in the Mayan sisters condo downtown. 453 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,018 He's such a gentleman that when i ran into him in the hall, 454 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,221 and the gum fell out of my gaping mouth, 455 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,289 he handed it back to me. 456 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,659 - Um... 457 00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:17,061 Thanks, but I think I'll pass. 458 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,130 I don't really do humiliation and rejection. 459 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,632 And even if I wanted to play, I can't. 460 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,900 I don't have a crush. 461 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:23,901 - Bull-scheissen. 462 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,569 Guitar teacher. 463 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,371 - Graham? Oh god no. 464 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,440 No, no, no, no. He's so hot and normal. 465 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,375 Seriously, pick some random dorky guy. 466 00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:33,811 I would much rather humiliate myself anonymously. 467 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,212 - Okay, guitar teacher it is. 468 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,981 - Yup! - Mmhmm. 469 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,883 All right, when's your next class? 470 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,551 - Tomorrow. - Perfect. 471 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,753 - It's also my last. - Great! 472 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,488 You can humiliate yourself and run. 473 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:48,058 - What I'm proposing is we embark on a pilgrimage 474 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:52,296 to free fearful women all over the atmosphere. 475 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:54,932 Our decision to take back control is bigger than we are. 476 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,803 We are forging ahead and paving the road, 477 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,771 to free the... 478 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,140 Shackles of the restrictions of dating rules 479 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,342 from the wrists of single women all over the world. 480 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:06,677 - The miss America pageant called. 481 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:09,079 They want their speech back. 482 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,716 - Do you really want to waste another three years 483 00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:14,652 with the wrong guy? 484 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:15,820 - No. 485 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,389 - So who's in control, you or him? 486 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:20,758 - Me? 487 00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:26,130 - Who's the one who dumped you, hmm? 488 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,531 Who's the one... 489 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,100 Who fired you? 490 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,171 - And if you ever want to drink a Pinot grigio again, 491 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,506 you'll take your control back. 492 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,041 - You're right. 493 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,409 It's my life. 494 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:39,643 I'm in charge. 495 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:44,548 Besides, how hard can it be to hit on some guy? 496 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:45,816 - Yay. 497 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,786 That means our four-day mission starts tomorrow. 498 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:50,855 Game on! 499 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,372 - welcome to the class. 500 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,007 - I'm sorry, i-- 501 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,577 I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. 502 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:14,578 I'm sorry. 503 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,416 Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah I am. 504 00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:21,185 - Meg, you gonna live? 505 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,253 - Probably. 506 00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:24,955 - All set, deep breaths, okay. 507 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:27,124 Let's get serious, let's get practicing. 508 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:33,030 Meg, you gonna keep practicing? 509 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,432 - Okay, I definitely will. 510 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,569 And I'm super, super interested in um, 511 00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:40,838 maybe taking your next course? 512 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,072 - Okay, well read the notices on the bulletin board, 513 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,674 and you'll know what I'm doing when. 514 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:47,211 - Please, shoot me a text, let me know. 515 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,979 - Hey! - Hey. 516 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,681 - Sorry about uh, my entrance. 517 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,117 - It's cool. 518 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,354 - Um, can I talk to you for a second? 519 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,423 - Yeah, sure. - Over here? 520 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:00,491 - Yeah. What's up? 521 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:07,264 - So listen, I've got this, um, 522 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,166 this wedding to go to on Friday. 523 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,668 - It's not your wedding, I hope? 524 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,536 - No, no, not my wedding, a friend's wedding. 525 00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:15,372 Uh, and I was wondering, if um... 526 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:23,380 If you think I would be able to play a song at said wedding. 527 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:25,449 - Graham? I broke a string. 528 00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:27,451 - Okay, be right there. 529 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,386 You know, I think, the truth is, 530 00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,988 you're capable of anything you wanna do. 531 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,656 You got four days. Practice. 532 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,959 Surprise yourself. - Yeah. 533 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,994 - I think it's a c string. 534 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,862 - There is no c string. 535 00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,064 I gotta go fix that. 536 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,900 Just stay here, hold on, all right? 537 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,568 All righty. 538 00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,070 I, I see that. 539 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,872 Just let me take this off you, and I'll fix that. 540 00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,883 - Hey. - Hey. 541 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,319 - How'd it go? - Oh, it didn't go. 542 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,388 I opened my mouth, and the wrong words came out. 543 00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,522 - No! 544 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,024 - Oh, I'm sorry. 545 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,292 - It's okay. 546 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,727 Positive thinking, onward and upward. 547 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,629 Got my interview tomorrow with girard manners. 548 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,731 I'm just gonna focus all my attention on that. 549 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,865 - You're totally gonna get it. 550 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,934 - Thank you. - And in case you don't, 551 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,102 I've already spoken to Roy and he said 552 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:19,203 he would put you back on his schedule. 553 00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:23,207 - Thanks, but waiting tables is pretty much my last resort. 554 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,577 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 555 00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:27,578 - You guys still good? 556 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,113 - Game time. 557 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,314 - Are you nervous? 558 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,482 - Please, piece of cake. 559 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,549 - Be cool. 560 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:33,684 - Yeah. 561 00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:35,285 Have a mantra. - Ooh, "have a mantra." 562 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,255 Okay, um, I am cool. 563 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,390 I am so cool. 564 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,292 Oh, she's in trouble. 565 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,627 - Hey! 566 00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:44,895 Lucy, good to see you. 567 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:47,297 - Hey ed. - What's the haps, neighbor? 568 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,499 I just finished a killer set down at the comedy store 569 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,633 with the boys. 570 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:50,668 Thanks for showing up. 571 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:51,669 - You're welcome. 572 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:52,736 - You didn't. - I know. 573 00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:53,771 - That's awkward. - Yup. 574 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:56,240 - I was sexy, per usual. 575 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:57,775 But enough about me. 576 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,109 How do you feel about going halfers on a cleaning lady? 577 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,210 - Excuse me? 578 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,412 - Well the first week, 579 00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:02,913 she would clean my bathroom and kitchen, 580 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:04,748 and your living room and bedroom, 581 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:05,883 then next week, we'd swap. 582 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:06,950 It's genius. 583 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:11,088 - Hey ed, hurry up, your beer's getting cold. 584 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:14,658 - Sorry, sweet lady, alcohol sings her siren song to me. 585 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,260 You know what I'm talking about. 586 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,228 - No I don't. - I gotta bolt, but uh, 587 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,164 give some thought to that cleaning lady offer. 588 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,533 - Okay. - It'd only be half price. 589 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,735 - Hey. What's wrong with ed? 590 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,372 - That. That's when he gets drunk. 591 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,373 Ed! 592 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,409 - Oh. 593 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,411 - I am so cool. 594 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,246 I am so cool. You are cool. 595 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:40,117 I am cool. I am cool. 596 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,719 - Well, if it isn't my favorite customer 597 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,053 out on a school night. 598 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,621 - Hey! 599 00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:45,856 What up, dawg? 600 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,492 - Just slinging drinks, working for my living, 601 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:49,660 how 'bout you? 602 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:51,495 - You know, just hangin' with my pussy. 603 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:54,465 My posse, my posse, i said my posse. 604 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:55,999 - You and the uh, homegirls just out 605 00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,201 for a night on the town, yeah? 606 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,937 - You know, yeah, for reals, yo. 607 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,172 - What'll it be? 608 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:04,408 - Three tequilas. 609 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,976 - Okay. 610 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:07,377 Coming right up. 611 00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:12,349 A woman after my own heart. 612 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,350 Uno. 613 00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:14,718 Dos. 614 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,786 Tres. 615 00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:23,293 All right. 616 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,729 Those are on me, I got 'em. 617 00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:27,631 - Word! 618 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,766 Yo, pound it. 619 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:30,734 Yo. 620 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:31,969 Very chill, dawg. 621 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,037 - Be careful with those. 622 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:37,674 - Tequila? 623 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:38,742 - Uh huh. 624 00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:39,877 - Did you ask him out? 625 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,879 - No, it's kinda fuzzy. 626 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:42,946 - Well, walk us through it. 627 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,014 - I uh... 628 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,650 Oh god, I think I turned gangster or something. 629 00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:48,118 He probably thinks I'm on medication. 630 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,219 - So you didn't ask him out? 631 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,854 - I don't think so. 632 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:51,688 - Then go back. 633 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:52,956 - No, I can't go back! 634 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:53,957 When he gave me the drinks for free, 635 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:54,958 instead of saying thank you, 636 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,226 I said, word! 637 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,463 - Never, ever, do that again. 638 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:00,664 - I know. 639 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,199 I mean, it's a lot harder than it looks. 640 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,301 - But free drinks though, that's always a good sign. 641 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,536 - Yeah. 642 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,171 Now go back and get me a free Pinot grigio. 643 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,906 - I, mmm, shh! - Oh. 644 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,574 - Those are for me. - All of them? 645 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,809 - Yes. 646 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,010 I mean, I'm gonna go back and talk to him, 647 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,711 and I need some liquid courage, don't I? 648 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:16,046 - You go get him, girl. 649 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:18,482 - Whoo! 650 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:20,984 Ugh! 651 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,354 Whoo! Ugh! 652 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,190 Whoo. - Are you okay? 653 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,392 - I was born ready. 654 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,259 - I know, but I asked if you were okay. 655 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,327 - Yeah. 656 00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:32,229 Whoo. 657 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,299 - Ooh, dear. 658 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:40,337 - Whoa, back for more already, rap star? 659 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,307 Oh no. 660 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,308 Oh no. 661 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,409 Let me get you some water. 662 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,779 - We're bad friends. - Uh huh. 663 00:30:48,781 --> 00:30:50,848 - All right, time to go. 664 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:56,153 - Nice... 665 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:26,884 - Ugh... 666 00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:56,680 - Ugh... 667 00:31:57,949 --> 00:31:59,016 Tequila... 668 00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:01,318 Is not my friend. 669 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,520 - Tequila is nobody's friend, my friend. 670 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,789 - I'm calling to let you make me feel better. 671 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,090 Please tell me that i wasn't that bad 672 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,425 and that with ample counseling, 673 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,427 I still may able to lead a productive life. 674 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,528 - It wasn't that bad. 675 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,796 And with ample counseling, 676 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,464 you can still lead a productive life. 677 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,866 - Oh, thank god. 678 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:17,768 - So... 679 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:19,870 When will Roy be in? 680 00:32:19,872 --> 00:32:21,705 - Three o'clock. 681 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:23,740 Take it that interview didn't go very well? 682 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,143 - Position's been filled internally. 683 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,779 - Hold on... 684 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,656 Shaking hands. 685 00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:41,291 - Well, it's official. 686 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,292 I'm employed. 687 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,395 - Welcome to the last resort. 688 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,197 We hope you enjoy your stay here. 689 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:47,197 - Thanks. 690 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:50,334 - There are many activities to partake in when you're at the last resort, 691 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,536 like candle lighting, for one. 692 00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:54,838 I will be partaking in activity number two! 693 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:57,607 Sleeping. - Lucy? 694 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,242 You have some explaining to do. 695 00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:00,744 - Hola, Hugo. 696 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:03,380 - For fucks sake, will you keep it down? 697 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,881 - Now tell me, when you start back here, eh? 698 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:06,149 - Tonight. 699 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,417 I just need to go get a wine key, 700 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:08,251 and then Roy's gonna put me back on the floor. 701 00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:09,553 - No, no, no, no, no. 702 00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:10,821 Don't worry, I have an extra one in the back. 703 00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,456 But, you must promise it to return it, okay? 704 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:13,523 Because it's top of the line. 705 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:14,758 Now come, come, come, look. 706 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,426 We fold napkins, and you finish this, okay? 707 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:20,731 - Go away... 708 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,233 - Listen to what Hugo thinks. 709 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:25,969 You need to stop playing these silly little games, okay? 710 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:28,538 Because the females are not meant to hit on the males. 711 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:29,740 - You are so sexist. 712 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,174 - Yes. 713 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,543 That is what your society agreed upon. 714 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:34,978 And you have to do this because you are going to confuse 715 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,046 the mass. 716 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,814 - The masses. 717 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:38,882 - Whatever. 718 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,418 - I wouldn't even have to play 719 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,453 if I hadn't rsvp'd for all of us. 720 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:44,888 - Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 721 00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,189 That's eggo. 722 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,057 - That's what? 723 00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:48,325 - Eggo. 724 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,761 American women have too much eggo. 725 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:51,595 Okay, listen. 726 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,696 In my country-- 727 00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,502 - You know I don't speak Spanish, right? 728 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,203 - No, I had no idea. 729 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:04,975 - Tonight, we have the Halibut, 730 00:34:04,977 --> 00:34:07,477 with the garlic crumb crust and lemon butter for $39.95-- 731 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,712 - Can I sit over there in the corner, 732 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,180 bottom of the right? - We also have-- 733 00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:11,281 - Oh, this one right here? 734 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,649 - Yeah. - Absolutely. 735 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,484 Your server will be right with you. 736 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,721 - The Halibut, with a Graham cracker crumb crust, 737 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,057 and lemon butter, for $39.95. 738 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,691 I'll be right back. 739 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:25,195 - Did she just read us the same special twice? 740 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:27,164 - I guess they're pushing the Halibut. 741 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,565 - Hello? 742 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,967 Hello, could we get a drink? 743 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:33,770 - "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, 744 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:34,871 "you're right." 745 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:35,939 Henry Ford. 746 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,810 You can do this. 747 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:41,511 Yeah you can. 748 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:42,579 All right. 749 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,748 Looking good. 750 00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:46,616 - Ooh. 751 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:47,851 Oh, luce. 752 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,886 The stud on table 33 wants a Jack and coke. 753 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:50,954 Thanks. 754 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,500 - Lucy. 755 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,501 - Hi. 756 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,569 - Hi. 757 00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:08,004 Do you work here, or-- 758 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,406 - yes, yes I do. 759 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,342 I, oh, this is for you. 760 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,577 Jack and coke. 761 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,045 - Thank you. 762 00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:16,680 I thought you said you work in marketing? 763 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:17,514 - Oh, I do. 764 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,015 Well, I did. 765 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:22,819 But my ex-boyfriend fired me after we broke up, so... 766 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:24,287 - Oh. 767 00:35:25,389 --> 00:35:26,423 I am sorry to hear that. 768 00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:30,093 - Yeah, well, at least I'm single now, right? 769 00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:34,731 - I'd like a chardonnay, 770 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:37,734 and my father wants a Gibson, up. 771 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:38,802 - Yes. 772 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,874 Um, I'm just, I'm sorry, I'm gonna go do-- 773 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,308 - um, I'll be here. 774 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,977 - Okay. 775 00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:47,911 I'm gonna go. 776 00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:54,618 Hugo, favor. 777 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,419 Um, Gibson, up, chardonnay for the lady on 24. 778 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,121 - Of course, mi amor. - Thank you. 779 00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,789 Hey. 780 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,725 - Ow! - My office, now. 781 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,293 - God, so violent. 782 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,963 - Sit. What? 783 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,500 - I can't sit. - Why not? 784 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,501 - Well if I sit, I'm gonna have the urge to pee. 785 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:14,671 - Sit! - Oh god! 786 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,439 - Guitar teacher Graham is here. 787 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,108 - Seriously? - Yeah. 788 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,178 - Table 33, oh my god, he is so hot. 789 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,379 - Right? 790 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,780 He's even better-looking than I remember him. 791 00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,182 - Yeah well, it's probably the dim lighting. 792 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,117 - Oh my god, I'm sweating. 793 00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:28,552 - Okay, breathe. 794 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:29,853 What do you think he's doing here? 795 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,354 - I think he's here to see me. 796 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,023 - Uh, he randomly shows up at a place you've worked 797 00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,491 for all of five minutes, 798 00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,626 and you think he's come to whisk you away to some castle? 799 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,762 No, he is not James Bond. 800 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,064 - I think I manifested him. 801 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,166 - Oh god, Lucy, we have talked about this! 802 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,234 - Okay. 803 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,602 "Synchronicity is a sign 804 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,504 "one is manifesting their own reality." 805 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:48,505 Anonymous. 806 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,773 - Blah, blah, blah. 807 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:50,974 At this point, he is out there right now. 808 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:53,677 I mean, none of us are gonna get this... 809 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,579 - What? - I think I just peed a little. 810 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,581 - Ew! - Oh my god, I just peed a lot. 811 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:00,350 - Okay, get out, get out! Get out, out! 812 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,719 Wait for it to pass. 813 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,788 Door! Door! 814 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:16,366 - Maybe it's his sister? 815 00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:21,037 - Oh, how i miss my sisters. 816 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,640 - My life sucks. 817 00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:29,746 - Hi, uh, where's the bathroom? 818 00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:35,018 Okay, thanks. 819 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,519 Um, could you tell my waiter 820 00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:38,722 I'd like a Glenfiddich on the rocks? 821 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:39,789 Two cubes? 822 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:42,259 - Uh huh. 823 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,465 - There are other guys out there. 824 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,799 - I know. 825 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,636 There's just something about this one. 826 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:56,072 - Hang in there. 827 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:57,140 Thank you. 828 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:13,089 - There she is. 829 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,591 That's our waitress. 830 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,925 - Lucy, is this lady your guest? 831 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,561 - Yeah, I was just about-- 832 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:22,132 - apparently she is eating instead of taking care of us. 833 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:24,601 My father is a shareholder in this corporation, 834 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:27,404 and I am very dissatisfied with out service. 835 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,205 - Yes, I absolutely understand. 836 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:31,174 Lucy, can I speak to you in the office? 837 00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:33,076 Now. - Oh, okay, mmhmm. 838 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:50,960 - Ah. 839 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,336 Peeing outside is true freedom. 840 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,237 Why is it only guys get to do that? 841 00:39:04,176 --> 00:39:06,643 - you know, I've never been fired in my life. 842 00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:09,579 Now I've been fired twice in a month. 843 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,349 - Well, there goes your parents' lifelong dream 844 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:15,018 of their daughter being a waitress. 845 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,219 - They'll adjust over time. 846 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:23,093 - Sorry about guitar teacher. 847 00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:23,927 - Thank you. 848 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:24,994 - Mmhmm. 849 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:29,733 - You know, according to the laws of attraction, 850 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:32,535 I manifested all of this. 851 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,837 - Sure you did. 852 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,741 Hey. 853 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,542 Nectar texted me. 854 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,778 Apparently, Josh hartnett's in Italy shooting something 855 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,047 for like the next six weeks. 856 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,115 - Seriously? 857 00:39:45,117 --> 00:39:46,182 - Yup. 858 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:48,785 - This game is jinxed. 859 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,286 - I know, these stupid movie stars. 860 00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:54,157 Don't they know that we're trying to play a game here? 861 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,292 - So what happens to her now? 862 00:39:56,294 --> 00:40:00,296 - Well, apparently she gets to pick a new mark. 863 00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:02,766 Hey. 864 00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:05,835 Maybe you'd like to pick a new mark? 865 00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,338 What? 866 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,606 Hate the game. 867 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,840 Not the playa. 868 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:13,843 Did you see that? 869 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:14,677 Playa! 870 00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,812 - How could I miss it? 871 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:17,414 Word! 872 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,682 Ugh, makes me want to throw up. 873 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:20,517 - I love you. 874 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:21,718 - Love you more. 875 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:22,719 - Love you mean it. 876 00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:25,188 - Love you mean it, mean it. 877 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,456 - Let's grow old together. 878 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,291 - Let's say friends forever. 879 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:29,826 - Nectar can be our nurse. 880 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:30,760 - Yeah. 881 00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:33,062 Our hot nurse. 882 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:53,883 - Hmm. 883 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:54,951 Ooh. 884 00:40:58,190 --> 00:40:59,856 This dress is $214? 885 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:02,258 - I said I was paying. 886 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,160 - I know, I just like to hear you say it. 887 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,763 - Who in their right mind has a themed wedding? 888 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:09,899 - Do not talk about my future best friend that way. 889 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,668 - Fairy tale or love, those are themes. 890 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:12,802 But 80s prom? 891 00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:15,738 - Well I love this decade. 892 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:17,207 We really missed out. 893 00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:21,311 - Yeah, too bad your mom didn't get knocked up at 12. 894 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:23,780 - Please don't! 895 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:25,849 Do not post that. 896 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:28,117 I feel like the nerd in all those 80s movies. 897 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,752 - That's awesome. 898 00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:30,587 - Maybe, if I had a date. 899 00:41:31,423 --> 00:41:32,489 Ow! 900 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:34,757 - I hit on two guys yesterday. 901 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,526 It was great. 902 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,094 - Hang on a second. 903 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,330 You're just hitting on any guy you see now? 904 00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:41,831 - No, just the hot ones. 905 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,200 Yesterday, I had lunch with George, from the market. 906 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:47,670 And then, I met this hot guy at the coronado pub. 907 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,205 We're gonna have dinner tonight. 908 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,041 He's really hot, but just got out of a relationship. 909 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,877 - Okay, so you hit on them? 910 00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,411 They didn't approach you? 911 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,513 - No, it was all me. 912 00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:57,580 Oh! 913 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,150 I even printed these little cards 914 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,786 with my name and number on 'em. 915 00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:06,055 So much faster than typing it in their phone. 916 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,123 - Hey. 917 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,192 Random thought. 918 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,894 Maybe we should just go stag? 919 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,695 - Stop right there. 920 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:13,963 You should go back in there, 921 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,566 and really do something to get his attention. 922 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:17,734 - You don't think the projectile vomiting 923 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,470 was attention-grabbing enough? 924 00:42:20,472 --> 00:42:22,539 - What would be more painful; 925 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,274 going back into the bar, 926 00:42:24,276 --> 00:42:26,042 or knowing you could have taken the man of your dreams 927 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:29,345 to the wedding of the year, fallen in love, 928 00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:33,583 and had a video game partner for the rest of your life? 929 00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:36,352 - Fine. 930 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,955 - You know, the brain can only register one pain at a time, 931 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:43,192 so, just imagine something more painful than asking him out. 932 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,131 Yes, that right there. 933 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:50,133 Go do that, and then ask him out. 934 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,968 Do you like these earrings? 935 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:03,012 Psst! 936 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,181 - No. 937 00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:07,283 My sweet little cupcake has come back for me? 938 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,151 Yes ma'am? - Is Roy here? 939 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:09,152 - No, it's his day off. 940 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:10,219 - Oh, great. 941 00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:13,389 Thank you for the loaners. 942 00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:15,091 - No, no, no, darling, where you going? 943 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,326 Stay! 944 00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:17,327 Let Hugo make you some coffee, please. 945 00:43:17,329 --> 00:43:18,628 - Thanks but no, I've got to run. 946 00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:19,896 I'm going to be in charge. 947 00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:20,730 - You're going to be in where? 948 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,098 - I'm back in the game. 949 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,199 - But isn't your man taken? 950 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:24,200 - Yes. 951 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:25,435 Isn't it great? 952 00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:26,869 Clearly, fate has another plan for me. 953 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,671 - No, mija, now you have to stay. 954 00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:30,239 Okay, please, stay and tell Hugo more. 955 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,174 - Okay, fine. 956 00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:32,108 - Okay. 957 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,309 - So there's this guy at yoga-- 958 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,844 - Uh huh. 959 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,346 - Apparently the universe has put him in front of me 960 00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:38,348 every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for the last year, 961 00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:41,150 but I was too blinded by Marcus to notice him. 962 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,251 - And what's his name? 963 00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:44,153 - Hot yoga guy. 964 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,455 - You two sound close. 965 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,589 - I think his name is Jason. 966 00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:48,257 - Mmhmm. - I'm sure it's Jason. 967 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,560 It doesn't matter. Names aren't important. 968 00:43:50,562 --> 00:43:51,861 The important thing is that I'm an in-control adult 969 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,830 and I am plunging forward. 970 00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:55,765 - Plunging? Like a toilet? 971 00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:56,833 - No, not like a toilet. 972 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,102 I'm moving forward like a... 973 00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:00,637 It doesn't matter. 974 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,505 The important thing is that i am going to yoga right now 975 00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:05,675 to ask out the possible future love of my life. 976 00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:06,909 - I see. 977 00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:08,177 And when will all this be taking place? 978 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,581 - 15 to 18 minutes, depending on traffic. 979 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,816 - Ay. 980 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:15,084 - Hey, I was just wondering-- 981 00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:16,653 Membership number? 982 00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,221 - Oh, um, 13069. 983 00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:20,490 Actually I was wondering if i could get a phone number? 984 00:44:20,492 --> 00:44:21,424 - 1-800-yoga-- 985 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,159 - I meant a, a member's number? 986 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,394 - Whose? 987 00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:26,262 - Jason something? 988 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,096 - Yeah, I'm gonna need more. 989 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,598 - Oh, um, okay. 990 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,300 So he's tall, blonde, he does an amazing handstand. 991 00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:32,835 - Does he have a tat on his left calf? 992 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:33,670 - Yes! 993 00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:35,038 His number! 994 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,172 - No. 995 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,306 - Wait, what? 996 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,042 - It's against policy. 997 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,544 - I thought maybe, you know, girl to girl-- 998 00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:42,812 - girl-to-girl tends to be a little bit more 999 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,013 bitchy and catty. 1000 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,016 We don't really bond like the men do. 1001 00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:51,587 - Can I start over? 1002 00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:54,657 Okay, so I've got this bet going with my, 1003 00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:56,626 well it's more of a game going with my friends that um, 1004 00:44:56,628 --> 00:44:58,194 I'll hit on this guy and take him to this wedding. 1005 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,063 And um, okay, long story short, 1006 00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:02,832 the guy I picked has a girlfriend. 1007 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:06,135 And I found out because he was kissing her in front of me. 1008 00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:06,969 - No shit? 1009 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,204 - Yes, shit! 1010 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,872 So now I'm trying to come up with that guy 1011 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:12,175 who could potentially be my true love and I thought, 1012 00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,710 "maybe hot yoga guy in"-- 1013 00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:16,379 This is all so humiliating. 1014 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,548 - No, stop right there. 1015 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,249 You got a pen? 1016 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:21,317 Oh my-- 1017 00:45:22,419 --> 00:45:25,722 - I was visualizing a positive outcome. 1018 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,325 Hey, you've reached me. 1019 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,393 Do your thing. 1020 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:32,061 - Hi, howdy, hello! 1021 00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,664 How's it hangin'? 1022 00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:39,068 Um, hi, it's Lucy from yoga class. 1023 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,471 More specifically, it's Lucy from 7:00 A.M. flow, 1024 00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:43,372 back row, teal mat. 1025 00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:45,575 Although full disclosure, the teal mat is new, 1026 00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,143 so you may not recognize me by it. 1027 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,745 I used to have a red mat. 1028 00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:51,080 Well, more of a reddish, kind of brown, 1029 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:54,417 like a maroon, or maybe a plumb dealio. 1030 00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:58,287 Moving on... 1031 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,559 I thought because you sometimes stare at me in down dog... 1032 00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:06,129 Stare might be too strong a word, now that I think about it. 1033 00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:08,297 I do occasionally wear bright colors. 1034 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:10,600 Maybe you've just been distracted by me and my brightness, 1035 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:13,002 like, one would be distracted by a crossing guard 1036 00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:15,638 in the street so you stop and don't hit them. 1037 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,741 - If you're satisfied with your message, 1038 00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:19,876 press one. 1039 00:46:19,878 --> 00:46:22,578 To delete and re-record, press two. 1040 00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:31,654 - Thank you, universe. 1041 00:47:05,890 --> 00:47:07,223 - just relax... 1042 00:47:08,258 --> 00:47:09,759 Ah, there you go. 1043 00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:12,028 Mmm. 1044 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:33,816 - namaste all. 1045 00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:49,098 - Fuck! 1046 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,099 Fuck, fuck! 1047 00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:53,970 Shit! 1048 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:54,804 - I am-- 1049 00:47:54,806 --> 00:47:56,072 I am so sorry! 1050 00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:58,040 I just forgot that i was in yoga class. 1051 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,009 - I think you broke my nose! 1052 00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:06,148 - Oh god. 1053 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:07,750 I feel really bad. 1054 00:48:07,752 --> 00:48:09,252 I'm usually quite a peaceful person. 1055 00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:10,219 I have never hurt anyone. 1056 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,420 I am a pacifist. 1057 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:12,255 - Do you have another tissue? 1058 00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:13,656 - Um, yes. 1059 00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:27,937 Sometimes love comes in a whisper, 1060 00:48:27,939 --> 00:48:31,173 sometimes it smacks you over the head. 1061 00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:35,011 Aaron, do you believe in fate? 1062 00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:36,479 Do you think that it's possible, 1063 00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,781 and I'm not trying to shirk responsibility here, 1064 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,983 do you think that it's possible that the universe 1065 00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:43,286 propelled me to bolt upright and break your nose, 1066 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:45,254 forcing us together in a hybrid car 1067 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:48,391 at 44 miles per gallon on the way to the hospital? 1068 00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:49,458 Well, fate, 1069 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,661 do you? 1070 00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:54,664 You know what? 1071 00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:55,665 That's okay. 1072 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,300 Opposites attract, right? 1073 00:48:57,302 --> 00:48:58,601 I don't know what you're doing Friday, 1074 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,337 but if you're free, maybe, just maybe, 1075 00:49:01,339 --> 00:49:04,440 you would be available to... 1076 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,508 Aaron? 1077 00:49:06,209 --> 00:49:07,243 Aaron? 1078 00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,398 - Hey. 1079 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,266 What time's your date? - Which one? 1080 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:05,534 - The guy from the corona... 1081 00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:07,603 You have more than one? 1082 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:08,804 - Yep. 1083 00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:11,640 I met another guy today, and he is hot. 1084 00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:13,242 - Wow, you're juggling guys? 1085 00:50:13,244 --> 00:50:14,410 - Yeah. 1086 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,344 It's awesome, right? 1087 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,946 I feel like a boy. 1088 00:50:16,948 --> 00:50:18,481 I'm having scheduling issues. 1089 00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:22,718 First, I'm meeting date number one for happy hour. 1090 00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,955 And then I have to be home in time for date number two 1091 00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:27,156 to pick me up at eight. 1092 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:28,424 - That sounds so amazing. 1093 00:50:28,426 --> 00:50:29,258 - Yeah. 1094 00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:32,061 But it sure is a lot of work with hair and makeup. 1095 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,963 I feel like I have two day jobs. 1096 00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,031 - Ugh. 1097 00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:36,232 Jealous. 1098 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:37,600 - Well what are you doing? 1099 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,568 - Well, i tried to meditate. 1100 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,537 - And how did that go? 1101 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,572 - I'm cleaning my fridge. 1102 00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:44,940 - That bad, huh? 1103 00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:46,776 - I attempted to hit on my yoga teacher today. 1104 00:50:46,778 --> 00:50:47,843 - Ooh, and? 1105 00:50:48,945 --> 00:50:50,446 - I think I need therapy. 1106 00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:52,615 I mean my body would not cooperate. 1107 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:56,485 I mean, all I had to say was, "will you go out with me?" 1108 00:50:56,487 --> 00:50:57,753 - So what's stopping you? 1109 00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,055 - I don't know. 1110 00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:01,557 It's not even like he was conscious. 1111 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,525 - What? 1112 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:03,592 - Oh, and I broke his nose. 1113 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,194 - You broke his nose? 1114 00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:06,796 - Yeah, don't ask. 1115 00:51:06,798 --> 00:51:09,632 - Are you still going with Ryann to edendale later? 1116 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:10,866 - Oh yeah. 1117 00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:12,468 Operation Chris is in full effect. 1118 00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:14,703 Although, truth be told, i have not seen her yet, 1119 00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:15,805 so who knows? 1120 00:51:15,807 --> 00:51:16,772 - Well, it should be fun. 1121 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:17,773 Take notes. 1122 00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:19,108 - Oh, I will not only take notes, 1123 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:21,210 I will highlight them, bullet point them, 1124 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,845 and career them over to you. 1125 00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:26,682 - And that is why i love you so much. 1126 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:41,831 ("Somebody" by Ella blue paskel 1127 00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,214 - Too many people don't understand politics. 1128 00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:33,582 That's a problem. 1129 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:36,018 They vote, but they're ignorant about the real issues. 1130 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,020 - Well, I listen to the debates. 1131 00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:39,488 I think a lot of people do. 1132 00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:41,690 - The debates tell you nothing. 1133 00:52:41,692 --> 00:52:43,926 - They tell you some things. 1134 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:45,427 - No, nothing. 1135 00:52:45,429 --> 00:52:48,397 Listening to the debates is like... 1136 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,767 You said you watch basketball, right? 1137 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,235 - Yes. 1138 00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:56,839 - It's a fairly aggressive sport for such a pretty girl, 1139 00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:58,440 but I digress. 1140 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,944 Uh, listening to debates is like 1141 00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:05,814 being a fair weather fan in basketball. 1142 00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:07,283 You don't pay attention to your team all year long-- 1143 00:53:07,285 --> 00:53:10,286 - I know what a fair weather fan is. 1144 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:11,554 - Great. 1145 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:15,124 So you understand my fair weather analogy? 1146 00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:17,826 - Yeah. 1147 00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:18,894 Um... 1148 00:53:19,596 --> 00:53:20,696 I have a thing. 1149 00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,731 I, I have to go. 1150 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:24,600 - You don't have a thing. 1151 00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:25,701 - You're right. 1152 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:26,769 I don't. 1153 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:27,970 I have a date. 1154 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:28,804 That's right. 1155 00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:29,872 I have another date. 1156 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,140 I scheduled two dates. 1157 00:53:31,142 --> 00:53:34,043 Pretty aggressive for a girl, hmm? 1158 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:36,645 - Your loss. 1159 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,685 - Wow. 1160 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,086 - Yup. 1161 00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:44,920 - Huh. 1162 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:48,457 - Who did this to you? 1163 00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:49,925 - Makeup counter at the mall. 1164 00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,327 - Huh. 1165 00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:53,529 - Oh, I feel like a cheap whore. 1166 00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:56,332 - Um, excuse me, those are my $600 stilettos. 1167 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,933 You're an expensive whore. 1168 00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:00,469 - Well, you were right. 1169 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:02,238 But the blisters on my feet and this 1170 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,672 thong riding up my crack, 1171 00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:04,840 I barely have enough brain space to worry about 1172 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:06,909 the humiliation of walking into Chris' bar. 1173 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:08,110 - That's the spirit. 1174 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:10,579 - Okay, here I go. 1175 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:11,647 - Okay. 1176 00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:13,515 - Oh hey. 1177 00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,050 - If I have a confession before I kill, 1178 00:54:15,052 --> 00:54:16,585 please tell nectar that i blame her for everything. 1179 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:17,820 - My pleasure. 1180 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:20,222 - Oh! 1181 00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,090 Final words? 1182 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,358 - Yes. 1183 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,760 "Leap with gusto, and the nut shall appear." 1184 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:25,594 My mother. 1185 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,096 - Well in that case, 1186 00:54:27,098 --> 00:54:29,231 let's just hope I don't plummet to my death, huh? 1187 00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:30,733 - Godspeed. 1188 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:31,767 Hey, meet me at the Reuben truck when you're done. 1189 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,369 - Yup, can't wait. 1190 00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:34,203 Food. 1191 00:54:34,205 --> 00:54:35,037 Whoops. 1192 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:37,740 - Okay guys. 1193 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:38,574 Okay. 1194 00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:39,642 Settle down. 1195 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:48,951 - Hey! Help! 1196 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,619 Lucy! 1197 00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:00,229 - yep. 1198 00:55:05,268 --> 00:55:07,436 - what happened to your shoe? 1199 00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:08,604 - Oh. 1200 00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:10,205 It's actually a really hilarious story. 1201 00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:12,041 I was outside, and i stepped on a grate-- 1202 00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:13,042 - yeah, you gotta have two shoes. 1203 00:55:13,044 --> 00:55:15,144 Them's the rules. 1204 00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:16,945 - Okay, I just need to get in for like two seconds, 1205 00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:18,080 'cause there's this guy inside-- 1206 00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:20,416 - you've been denied entry. 1207 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,186 - Okay, I'm just gonna-- - you've been denied-- 1208 00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:25,287 - yeah! 1209 00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:26,855 All right. - Entry. 1210 00:55:31,761 --> 00:55:33,228 Heh. 1211 00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:35,397 Take, take it out of the, 1212 00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:37,533 take it out of the thing. 1213 00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:49,411 - Ow! 1214 00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:14,770 - No! 1215 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,872 No, no, no! 1216 00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:21,744 Why? 1217 00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:24,780 Oh! 1218 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,150 Oh my god. 1219 00:56:28,152 --> 00:56:29,084 - Chris? 1220 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,152 - Ryann? 1221 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,956 Did you lose your glass slipper, cinderella? 1222 00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,023 - Sort of. 1223 00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:36,859 - Should I ask? 1224 00:56:36,861 --> 00:56:38,560 - I wouldn't. 1225 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,529 - Yeah, you left pretty quickly the other night. 1226 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:41,764 - Yeah. 1227 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,500 Well, considering the circumstances-- 1228 00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,101 - yeah, you know, i wouldn't worry about that. 1229 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:49,671 I, I totally remember the first time that I got drunk. 1230 00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:51,807 - Wow! 1231 00:56:51,809 --> 00:56:52,908 Okay. 1232 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,143 I got nothin'. 1233 00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:57,179 - Well, you got one really expensive shoe 1234 00:56:57,181 --> 00:57:00,649 in a back alley, I'd say that's, that's something. 1235 00:57:00,651 --> 00:57:02,518 - Wait, are you hitting on me? 1236 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,852 - Maybe. 1237 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,387 - No, no, no, stop. 1238 00:57:05,389 --> 00:57:06,989 You can't. 1239 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,257 - Why not? 1240 00:57:08,259 --> 00:57:10,292 - Because I'm supposed to be hitting on you. 1241 00:57:10,294 --> 00:57:11,360 Okay. 1242 00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,662 Chris, here we go. 1243 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:14,797 Whoo! 1244 00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:16,331 Chris... 1245 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,367 Shoot, what's your last name? 1246 00:57:18,369 --> 00:57:19,201 - Sandeson. 1247 00:57:19,203 --> 00:57:20,202 - Okay. 1248 00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:21,136 Chris sanderson, will you be my-- 1249 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:22,638 - it's sandeson. 1250 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,239 There's no r. 1251 00:57:24,241 --> 00:57:26,208 - Oh, okay, no r, got it. 1252 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,276 Chris... 1253 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:31,180 Sandeson, will you be my date? 1254 00:57:31,182 --> 00:57:32,448 - I'd love to. 1255 00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:33,715 - No, no, no, hold on, I'm not finished yet. 1256 00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:37,219 Will you be my date to the best wedding ever? 1257 00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:42,758 - Now? - Yes, now! 1258 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,426 - Yes. 1259 00:57:44,428 --> 00:57:52,501 - Word! 1260 00:57:52,503 --> 00:57:54,636 - That was actually my first time at the coronado. 1261 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,371 I just sort of wandered in. 1262 00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:57,473 - Oh yeah? 1263 00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:58,407 - Mmhmm. - Oh that's great. 1264 00:57:58,409 --> 00:58:00,542 It's like the coolest dive bar. 1265 00:58:00,544 --> 00:58:01,477 You know, you got Billy in the bar. 1266 00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:04,012 You got James on the piano. 1267 00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,113 Cheap whiskey all night. 1268 00:58:06,317 --> 00:58:07,382 My band played a gig there. 1269 00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:08,717 Our first gig. 1270 00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:22,030 - It was amazing. 1271 00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,099 I felt like I was in a sweet valley high romance novel. 1272 00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:27,369 And then, and then, we walked up to the grate 1273 00:58:27,371 --> 00:58:29,838 and he busted the heel off of that stiletto 1274 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,306 in order to get it out. 1275 00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,308 It was so romantic! 1276 00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:35,511 - Okay, not if they're my $600 stilettos. 1277 00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,112 - Oh, boo! 1278 00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:39,982 Who needs money when you got romance? 1279 00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:41,583 Oh, did I mention that he's funny? 1280 00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:43,051 - About 100 times. 1281 00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:44,086 - Oh my god, and he's so cute. 1282 00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:45,420 Look at what he got me. 1283 00:58:45,422 --> 00:58:46,588 - Oh my god, put that thing away! 1284 00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:47,789 We could get arrested! 1285 00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:49,558 - Oh my god, it's medicinal, chill out. 1286 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,959 Oh my god, I feel a cough coming on. 1287 00:58:51,795 --> 00:58:52,628 - Oh god. 1288 00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:54,696 Thank you. 1289 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:56,398 - Hey, I am going to text nectar 1290 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,901 and have her meet us there after her date. 1291 00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:16,251 - Hi, date. 1292 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:18,887 - Hey. 1293 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:21,256 - So, tell me more about your music. 1294 00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:22,424 I love music. 1295 00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:25,127 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1296 00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:28,764 - Uh... 1297 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,699 Well my, my dad taught me to play guitar. 1298 00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:33,368 I've been playing it since I was little. 1299 00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:35,170 He used to always say that um, 1300 00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:37,105 everybody's got some music in their bones. 1301 00:59:37,107 --> 00:59:38,140 - Aw. 1302 00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:39,341 I totally agree. 1303 00:59:39,343 --> 00:59:41,510 I love, love, love music. 1304 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,746 - Okay. 1305 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,815 What type of music do you listen to? 1306 00:59:46,817 --> 00:59:48,183 - Uh-mmm, 1307 00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:52,421 like, Katy Perry, Taylor swift, Josh groban. 1308 00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:53,889 - Okay. 1309 00:59:56,359 --> 00:59:57,593 - Guess what? 1310 00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:58,827 - Hmm? 1311 00:59:58,829 --> 00:59:59,494 - I have an interview tomorrow. 1312 01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:01,530 - You do? 1313 01:00:01,532 --> 01:00:03,131 - Mmhmm. - Why didn't you tell me? 1314 01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,366 - I don't know. 1315 01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,635 I guess, I feel like it's my last shot, 1316 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:09,638 and I didn't want to jinx it. 1317 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:12,107 No. 1318 01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:16,478 - Come on. 1319 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,312 - I can't. 1320 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,614 I can't get high. 1321 01:00:18,616 --> 01:00:20,515 - You always say that. 1322 01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:22,184 - Um, I always say that because it's true. 1323 01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,586 My body cannot get high. 1324 01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:26,355 - I bet you you can get high 1325 01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:28,323 if you wrote it on a post-it. 1326 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:30,926 - Oh, that's funny? 1327 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:33,028 That's not funny. 1328 01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:34,563 - Come on. 1329 01:00:34,565 --> 01:00:38,734 Why don't you just live a little for a change, huh? 1330 01:00:39,202 --> 01:00:40,602 Hmm? 1331 01:00:40,604 --> 01:00:41,670 - Fine! 1332 01:00:46,109 --> 01:00:47,175 - Ooh. 1333 01:00:54,751 --> 01:00:55,817 So? 1334 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:00,422 - I feel nothing. - Ugh! 1335 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:01,556 You are so frustrating. 1336 01:01:01,558 --> 01:01:02,557 Ooh! 1337 01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:03,392 - Ooh. - I bet you that's them. 1338 01:01:03,394 --> 01:01:04,493 Let's go hide, come on. 1339 01:01:04,495 --> 01:01:05,360 - Hide? - Behind the chair! 1340 01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:06,595 Go, go, go, get up! 1341 01:01:06,597 --> 01:01:09,998 Ooh, ooh, behind here, come on, come on! 1342 01:01:15,738 --> 01:01:17,005 - I wonder if they'll kiss. 1343 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,974 - I wonder if they'll use tongue. 1344 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,342 - The first kiss, you'll remember for the rest 1345 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:21,510 of your relationship. 1346 01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:24,479 It's the most romantic thing ever. 1347 01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:25,714 - Oh my god... 1348 01:01:34,457 --> 01:01:37,025 - All right, um, that was fun. 1349 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,260 - Yeah. 1350 01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:39,961 - Thank you. - Okay. 1351 01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:42,764 - Oh! 1352 01:01:45,635 --> 01:01:46,668 - Aha! 1353 01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:48,670 I knew you could get high! 1354 01:01:48,672 --> 01:01:49,738 Yes! 1355 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,139 This is awesome. 1356 01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:52,808 - Bye. - Get, get home safe. 1357 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:58,747 - And boo! 1358 01:01:58,749 --> 01:01:59,581 - Ah! 1359 01:02:00,584 --> 01:02:01,817 - You went out with my Graham? 1360 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,518 - What do you mean, your Graham? 1361 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,020 - Guitar teacher. 1362 01:02:06,322 --> 01:02:07,322 - That? 1363 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,557 He? 1364 01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:10,158 That, that he, that was your Graham? 1365 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,393 - Yes, nectar. 1366 01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:13,295 That, he, that, that is my Graham. 1367 01:02:13,297 --> 01:02:15,163 - You know what? I wouldn't listen to her. 1368 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:16,231 I think she's kind of high. 1369 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,032 - Lucy-- - for the last time, 1370 01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:18,233 I can't get high! 1371 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,002 - Lucy, I had no idea that was your guy. 1372 01:02:21,004 --> 01:02:23,004 - I have a crush on a Graham, 1373 01:02:23,006 --> 01:02:24,072 you go out with a Graham, 1374 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:25,273 and you don't think about it? 1375 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:26,341 - Oh... 1376 01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:28,443 I met him at a dive bar one night. 1377 01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:29,411 He was talking to me about how he just 1378 01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:30,579 broke up with his girlfriend, 1379 01:02:30,581 --> 01:02:31,813 and she was in London and he was here, 1380 01:02:31,815 --> 01:02:33,215 and he was waiting for her to come back 1381 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:34,416 so he could do it in person and he just turned-- 1382 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:35,617 - stop talking! - Into this whole-- 1383 01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:37,319 - it doesn't matter, you kissed him, nectar, 1384 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:38,453 you can't take that back! 1385 01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:40,555 - For the record, I leaned in. 1386 01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:41,857 I kissed him. 1387 01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:44,893 I've been going out with the wrong guys all week, 1388 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:46,628 just based on what they looked like, 1389 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,997 so I wanted to know if we had any chemistry. 1390 01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:50,065 Which we didn't. 1391 01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,299 We have nothing in common. 1392 01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:52,467 He doesn't want me, i don't want him-- 1393 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:55,403 - so now he's the wrong guy? 1394 01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:56,338 Wow. 1395 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:58,507 My dream guy is the wrong guy. 1396 01:02:58,509 --> 01:02:59,808 - I really think we should look at this 1397 01:02:59,810 --> 01:03:01,276 as the glass is half full. 1398 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,112 He's available, he's single, and I don't want him. 1399 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:05,347 - You are unbelievable! 1400 01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:06,848 I have been dreaming about this guy, 1401 01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:09,184 manifesting our life together for the last however long, 1402 01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:10,118 and you pick him up for one night 1403 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,586 and you don't want him? 1404 01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:12,420 - No. 1405 01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:13,421 - Say you want him. 1406 01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:14,689 - But I don't want him. 1407 01:03:14,691 --> 01:03:15,857 - Say... 1408 01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:16,691 You want him. 1409 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:17,526 - Lucy-- 1410 01:03:17,528 --> 01:03:18,360 - Say it! 1411 01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:20,162 - I really don't. 1412 01:03:20,164 --> 01:03:21,363 - Say you want him! 1413 01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:22,831 - Oh, would you just say it already? 1414 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,432 - All right, fine! 1415 01:03:24,434 --> 01:03:25,500 I want him. 1416 01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:27,169 There, you happy? 1417 01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:28,436 - Yes. 1418 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:30,472 Yes, nectar, I am very, very happy! 1419 01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:32,841 - Lucy, you are out of control right now! 1420 01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:34,176 - Well maybe I need to be a little out of control 1421 01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:36,011 for a change! 1422 01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:37,813 - Luce-- - you cannot come in! 1423 01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:39,314 Get off my porch! 1424 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,684 - Whoo! 1425 01:03:42,686 --> 01:03:44,219 - What just happened? 1426 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:45,654 - I don't know, but for five bucks, I'll drive you home. 1427 01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:46,488 - What? 1428 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:47,856 - Okay, three. 1429 01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:50,025 But that is my final offer. 1430 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:52,460 - This is ridiculous, i had no idea-- 1431 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:53,995 - And I want you to think about what you've done, 1432 01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:55,063 young lady. 1433 01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:10,078 - Howdy, neighbor. 1434 01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:12,247 - Hi, ed. 1435 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:13,448 - Your mail came to my house again. 1436 01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:14,416 Although at this point, I'm pretty convinced 1437 01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:15,884 you're stuffing it in my box, 1438 01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:17,819 so I have to come over here to bring it back to you. 1439 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:19,888 #ithnkyou'rehittingonme. 1440 01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:22,357 It's working. 1441 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:26,728 What are you all dressed up for? 1442 01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:28,797 - You know, I just had to run out to the pharmacy. 1443 01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:30,232 - Oh yeah? 1444 01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:32,868 You've probably seen me taking out the trash in my tux. 1445 01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:36,071 Hey, you didn't by chance dvr the clippers game, did you? 1446 01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:36,972 - You know I did. 1447 01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:38,473 - That's my girl! 1448 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:42,544 - Oh. 1449 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:43,879 Did you want to come in? 1450 01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:44,946 - Okay, okay. 1451 01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,081 Arm twisted. 1452 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,582 Yeah, you sound desperate. 1453 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,416 - Where you going? 1454 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:49,251 - Beer. 1455 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:51,286 Ed must get beer. 1456 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:52,454 Pepperoni and mushroom work for you? 1457 01:04:52,456 --> 01:04:54,723 - Extra pepperoni? 1458 01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:57,092 My dinner was awful. 1459 01:04:57,094 --> 01:04:58,293 - They serve dinner at the pharmacy? 1460 01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:58,293 Ow! 1461 01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:03,431 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, 1462 01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:04,699 come on, come on, come on, come on, 1463 01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:05,433 come on, come on, come on, come on! 1464 01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:06,334 Oh! 1465 01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:07,235 Poo! 1466 01:05:08,037 --> 01:05:09,104 - What happened? 1467 01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:10,105 - We just fouled out! 1468 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,806 Motherfu-eh. 1469 01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:13,041 - Whoa, hey! 1470 01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:15,677 Model with a potty mouth, watch it. 1471 01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:17,779 Go on, say it, I dare you. 1472 01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:18,613 - No. 1473 01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:19,447 - Come on. 1474 01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:21,316 - Motherfuckers! 1475 01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:22,817 Yeah. 1476 01:05:23,754 --> 01:05:24,653 Freedom! 1477 01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:27,255 - Beautiful. 1478 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,089 I'm proud of you. 1479 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:29,291 By the end of the night, 1480 01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:30,325 we'll have you lighting your farts on fire. 1481 01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:31,793 - Is that a real thing? 1482 01:05:31,795 --> 01:05:32,794 - The blue flame? 1483 01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:33,895 No joke. 1484 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:36,064 - I'm in. 1485 01:05:36,066 --> 01:05:36,965 Set it up. 1486 01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:06,761 - I am the master of my fate. 1487 01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,263 I can because I say I can. 1488 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:11,433 Happiness is a choice, and I'm making it right now. 1489 01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:12,267 Great. 1490 01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:13,234 Now I feel better. 1491 01:06:27,718 --> 01:06:29,417 - oh my god! 1492 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:30,385 Oh my god! 1493 01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:32,687 Oh my god! 1494 01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:34,055 Oh my god! 1495 01:06:36,693 --> 01:06:38,360 Oh my god! 1496 01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:39,694 Oh my god. 1497 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:40,996 Oh my god, how embarrassing. 1498 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:41,896 Oh, god. 1499 01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:43,932 Oh. 1500 01:06:46,969 --> 01:06:47,869 Oh my god! 1501 01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:49,971 Oh shit! 1502 01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:51,306 I must have started my-- 1503 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:52,140 - started your what? 1504 01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:52,974 - You know? 1505 01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:53,808 You know. 1506 01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:54,743 You know! 1507 01:06:54,745 --> 01:06:56,478 - Oh, shit! - Shit! 1508 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,679 - Holy shit. 1509 01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,447 You totally crimson mustached me! 1510 01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:01,082 Oh! 1511 01:07:01,084 --> 01:07:02,017 Oh god. 1512 01:07:02,019 --> 01:07:03,785 Oh, I just tasted it. 1513 01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,587 Oh, my tongue just tasted it! 1514 01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:19,000 - Are you okay in there? 1515 01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:19,901 Ed? 1516 01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:24,339 - Can I borrow your toothbrush? 1517 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,544 I'm kidding! 1518 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:32,047 I'm kidding, I'm totally, totally joking with you. 1519 01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,081 - I'm sorry! 1520 01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:35,583 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-- 1521 01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:36,518 - don't sweat it, babe. - I'm sorry. 1522 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,119 - It's fine. 1523 01:07:38,121 --> 01:07:41,189 Besides, I was a little low on iron. 1524 01:07:46,295 --> 01:07:47,829 Come on. 1525 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:50,665 Let's go light our farts on fire. 1526 01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:54,169 You know you love it. 1527 01:08:38,048 --> 01:08:40,448 - We're interviewing several candidates for this position. 1528 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:41,516 - Great. 1529 01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:42,750 I thrive in competitive situations. 1530 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:44,319 - Give me three reasons why I should hire you. 1531 01:08:44,321 --> 01:08:45,753 - Um... 1532 01:08:45,755 --> 01:08:48,323 I have excellent leadership and delegation skills. 1533 01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:51,359 In the past year, i was the head of two 1534 01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:53,027 multimillion dollar campaigns, 1535 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:55,763 and I have seven years social media marketing experience 1536 01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:57,332 as an account manager. 1537 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,667 - At lowitz Murphy, you'd start out as an account assistant. 1538 01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:01,136 - Great. 1539 01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:03,438 I am happy to learn and share my knowledge at any level. 1540 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:04,973 - It would be mostly learning. 1541 01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:06,808 We're very different from kosner. 1542 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,276 - I'm always up for a challenge. 1543 01:09:08,278 --> 01:09:09,444 - Oh. 1544 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:11,846 You worked under Marcus krevogate kosner? 1545 01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:13,014 - I did. 1546 01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:14,816 - I know Marcus. 1547 01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:15,917 - Really? 1548 01:09:15,919 --> 01:09:17,118 - Nyu. 1549 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,621 The guy is the life of the party. 1550 01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:23,258 And um... 1551 01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:25,193 You... 1552 01:09:25,195 --> 01:09:26,661 Quit? 1553 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:27,962 - Yes. 1554 01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:28,997 Um... 1555 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:31,366 Technically I was uh... 1556 01:09:31,368 --> 01:09:32,867 Well, you know what? 1557 01:09:32,869 --> 01:09:33,968 You probably don't want to be technical about it. 1558 01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:35,637 - Yes, let's do. 1559 01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:36,804 - I was let go. 1560 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,406 Conflict of interest. 1561 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:39,841 - Marcus fired you? 1562 01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,309 - Yes. 1563 01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:43,745 After three years of dating, Mr. wonderful dumped me, 1564 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:45,246 and then fired me. 1565 01:09:45,248 --> 01:09:46,814 And of course, the one real interview I managed to get 1566 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:49,384 in 32 days, he ruins that too. 1567 01:09:50,486 --> 01:09:52,220 Let's just cut the crap, shall we? 1568 01:09:52,222 --> 01:09:54,122 You're not gonna hire me because I was fired by 1569 01:09:54,124 --> 01:09:55,356 your old college buddy. 1570 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,591 But you know what? 1571 01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:59,427 As a marketing genius, this job is well beneath 1572 01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:01,563 my talent and experience. 1573 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:04,432 Here's the part where you say you'll be in touch. 1574 01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:06,568 And I go home and decorate my walls with post-it notes 1575 01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:08,503 full of positive affirmations trying to control my way 1576 01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:10,071 to happiness while I wait for the phone to ring. 1577 01:10:10,073 --> 01:10:11,306 But you know what i need much more 1578 01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:12,840 than a shopping spree at staples, 1579 01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,009 followed by an evening of fine point finger smudges 1580 01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:16,244 and paper cuts? 1581 01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:17,512 Do you know? 1582 01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:19,647 I need a date, to tonight's wedding! 1583 01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:22,383 And if that means I need to get a little out of control, 1584 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:23,851 so be it! 1585 01:10:23,853 --> 01:10:27,488 Life's out of control, and from now on, so am I. 1586 01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:33,161 I am leaving now because i will not let you 1587 01:10:33,163 --> 01:10:35,063 and Marcus be my fate. 1588 01:10:58,354 --> 01:10:59,821 Goodbye, my friend. 1589 01:10:59,823 --> 01:11:00,888 I'll miss you. 1590 01:11:09,332 --> 01:11:10,832 - Hello? 1591 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:11,633 - Please forgive me, i was selfish and guarded 1592 01:11:11,635 --> 01:11:12,934 and so much more. 1593 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:13,968 - I forgive you, I forgive you, 1594 01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:15,503 and I am so sorry-- 1595 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:17,839 - no need to apologize, i just need Graham's number. 1596 01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:19,007 I'm gonna do it. 1597 01:11:19,009 --> 01:11:20,141 - Oh, yay! 1598 01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:21,976 That is so wonderful. 1599 01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:24,012 I don't have his number though, I gave him my card. 1600 01:11:24,014 --> 01:11:24,946 - Caller ID? 1601 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:25,780 - Blocked. 1602 01:11:27,017 --> 01:11:28,650 - I am trying to do the right thing here. 1603 01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:30,685 Why won't the universe cooperate with me? 1604 01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:32,720 - Ooh, I know, i can Facebook him. 1605 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,956 - You are Facebook friends with him? 1606 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:38,092 Well, yeah, but I, i Facebook all my dates. 1607 01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:40,495 - Okay, do you follow any of the dating rules? 1608 01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:41,729 - I'm sorry-- 1609 01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:42,964 - it's okay, I'm gonna let this go 1610 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:43,965 because I know about your quest 1611 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:45,667 to reach 1,000 Facebook friends. 1612 01:11:45,669 --> 01:11:46,801 - Oh, thank you. 1613 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,635 - You're welcome. 1614 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:48,603 - Um... 1615 01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:52,140 Ooh, holy crow! 1616 01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:53,308 - What? 1617 01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:54,275 - Look, he just checked in for happy hour 1618 01:11:54,277 --> 01:11:55,476 at the airliner downtown. 1619 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:56,911 - Yes! 1620 01:11:56,913 --> 01:11:59,781 I am no longer being cockblocked by the universe! 1621 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,049 Wait, downtown? 1622 01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:06,754 - Ah! 1623 01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:11,592 - Can you just, can I... 1624 01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:23,831 - Whoo! 1625 01:13:25,701 --> 01:13:26,701 Yeah, okay. 1626 01:13:27,536 --> 01:13:28,369 Thanks for having me. 1627 01:13:28,371 --> 01:13:30,538 Phil, you drinking? 1628 01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:32,340 Oh, we told you not to come here, Bart. 1629 01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:34,475 - Graham. 1630 01:13:34,477 --> 01:13:35,376 - Yeah? 1631 01:13:36,478 --> 01:13:38,045 Oh, hey. 1632 01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:39,247 - Hey. 1633 01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:40,081 - Wow. 1634 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:40,915 - Wow. 1635 01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:44,352 - Did you uh, did you catch the gig? 1636 01:13:44,354 --> 01:13:46,654 - I did, well just the end, but, um, it was great. 1637 01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:48,856 You were, you were really, you were really great. 1638 01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:50,291 - Thanks. 1639 01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:52,427 How's um, how's the wedding song coming along? 1640 01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:53,461 - Funny thing about that. 1641 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:55,062 I'm, um, it's actually tonight, 1642 01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:56,631 and um, I'm not playing a song. 1643 01:13:56,633 --> 01:13:57,865 - Ah. 1644 01:13:57,867 --> 01:13:58,699 You get nervous, change your mind? 1645 01:13:58,701 --> 01:13:59,901 - Uh, no. 1646 01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:01,836 I was never playing a song. 1647 01:14:01,838 --> 01:14:03,471 The truth is, um... 1648 01:14:07,177 --> 01:14:08,176 I know I hardly know you, 1649 01:14:08,178 --> 01:14:09,377 but from the moment I met you, 1650 01:14:09,379 --> 01:14:12,113 I felt this unbelievable connection, and... 1651 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:13,915 I know this is gonna sound crazy but, 1652 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:16,017 maybe I need to be a little crazy, so... 1653 01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:17,385 Here goes. 1654 01:14:17,387 --> 01:14:20,788 I would love more than anything in the world 1655 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:24,692 for you to be my date tonight to said wedding. 1656 01:14:27,262 --> 01:14:28,763 - What... 1657 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,099 Is that said wedding invitation? 1658 01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:33,067 - Yes. 1659 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:34,435 Said wedding invitation. 1660 01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:36,003 And it's tonight, and it's short notice 1661 01:14:36,005 --> 01:14:38,639 because it's at seven, and um... 1662 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,508 Oh no wait, is it it seven or is it eight? 1663 01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:41,976 Oh, I think it's eight. 1664 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,211 No, no, no, hang on, this will just take a second, I'm-- 1665 01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:44,045 - it's-- 1666 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:45,246 - I'm so sorry. 1667 01:14:45,248 --> 01:14:48,549 I should have, take one second, I'll just... 1668 01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:50,918 It's so embarrassing. 1669 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:51,752 Nope. 1670 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,254 You know what? 1671 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,956 Who cares what time society said we should get there? 1672 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:56,724 Let's just get there when we feel like it. 1673 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:57,558 - I got you a whiskey. 1674 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:58,493 - Thank you sweetheart. 1675 01:15:00,430 --> 01:15:02,063 Um... 1676 01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:03,097 Lucy, Mel. 1677 01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:04,632 Mel, Lucy. 1678 01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:08,469 - But weren't you our waitress the other night? 1679 01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:09,904 - I was. 1680 01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:13,908 - But you were a very good waitress the other night, right? 1681 01:15:18,614 --> 01:15:19,881 Lucy? 1682 01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:20,781 Lucy! 1683 01:15:43,305 --> 01:15:45,573 - Mr. and Mrs. Masterson? 1684 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:46,507 Hi. 1685 01:15:46,509 --> 01:15:47,775 I'm Ryann Becker. 1686 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:49,243 I went to precious heart with Denise. 1687 01:15:49,245 --> 01:15:51,145 - Oh. - Oh, how lovely! 1688 01:15:52,114 --> 01:15:53,014 Oh! 1689 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:55,983 - Oh! 1690 01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:57,318 You're the hot girl in can't buy me love. 1691 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,353 - Oh, yay, you got it! 1692 01:15:59,355 --> 01:16:01,556 I was afraid everyone might just think I was clumsy. 1693 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:02,857 - I know! 1694 01:16:02,859 --> 01:16:04,292 - And I'm the chicken in the movie. 1695 01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:06,327 - No, honey, you're the duck. 1696 01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:07,528 From that pink movie. 1697 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:08,529 - Ducky! 1698 01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:10,097 - Yes! 1699 01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:11,532 - I don't know, the girls dressed me. 1700 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:14,902 - Wow, I mean, not only is Denise the coolest person ever, 1701 01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:17,305 but she has the coolest parents. 1702 01:16:17,307 --> 01:16:18,339 Yeah, I mean, my parents would never let me 1703 01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:19,740 have a wedding like this. 1704 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:21,776 - Laura and Henry! 1705 01:16:21,778 --> 01:16:23,144 - Oh, Elaine! 1706 01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:24,145 - Hey, Mel. 1707 01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:25,279 - Hi, Elaine! 1708 01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:29,150 - It was nice to see you. 1709 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,553 - Ryann! 1710 01:16:32,555 --> 01:16:33,788 Hi! 1711 01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:34,689 - Hey! 1712 01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:37,358 Cool. 1713 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,259 - Yeah. 1714 01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:43,064 So, ed and Chris are gonna save us some seats. 1715 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,000 How many should we save for Lucy? 1716 01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:47,268 - I don't know. 1717 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:48,069 - It's seven o'clock and she's still not 1718 01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:49,270 answering her phone. 1719 01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:50,404 - I mean, come on, let's be honest here. 1720 01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:51,472 I mean, the in the slight chance 1721 01:16:51,474 --> 01:16:52,673 that she even tracked him down, 1722 01:16:52,675 --> 01:16:55,209 what are the odds that he even said yes? 1723 01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:56,410 See, she came stag. - Oh! 1724 01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:57,678 Okay, don't say anything. 1725 01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:58,713 Just act like it's completely normal. 1726 01:16:58,715 --> 01:16:59,246 - Right, avoid tears. - Yeah. 1727 01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:00,281 Lucy! 1728 01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:01,716 You look great. 1729 01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:02,950 - You look amazing, your hair looks great. 1730 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:03,484 - Your eye makeup looks fantastic. 1731 01:17:03,486 --> 01:17:04,385 - Mmhmm. 1732 01:17:05,487 --> 01:17:06,587 - I suppose you want to know what happened. 1733 01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:07,888 - No. - Yes! 1734 01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:08,823 Was it traumatic? 1735 01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:09,757 - Did you find him? 1736 01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:10,558 - Did you say anything to him? 1737 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,793 - What did you say? 1738 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,096 No, no, no, Lucy, don't cry. - No, no, no, shh, shh, shh. 1739 01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:16,230 - We're beyond tears here. 1740 01:17:16,232 --> 01:17:17,632 We're beyond tears. - Yeah, be, 1741 01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:19,100 be in control of the tears. 1742 01:17:19,102 --> 01:17:20,368 Are you wearing waterproof mascara? 1743 01:17:20,370 --> 01:17:23,571 - I ate a hotdog off a street meat cart. 1744 01:17:23,573 --> 01:17:25,239 No napkin. 1745 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:26,140 - Luce, are you okay? 1746 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:27,942 - And then, I went home, 1747 01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:30,444 and I shredded my ice post-it notes. 1748 01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:31,278 - Ice? 1749 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,647 - In case of emergency. 1750 01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:33,781 - Oh, dear god. 1751 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:34,782 - And then-- 1752 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:35,716 - mmhmm? 1753 01:17:35,718 --> 01:17:36,951 - And then-- - there's more? 1754 01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:39,053 - I called the owner from bettyvision, 1755 01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:41,956 and I pitched myself to take over the campaign. 1756 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,658 - Ooh, what happened? 1757 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,793 - We have a meeting on Monday. 1758 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,294 - That's amazing! 1759 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:49,196 - Okay, I am confused here. 1760 01:17:49,198 --> 01:17:50,498 What happened to Graham? 1761 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:52,767 - Oh. - Did he say yes or no? 1762 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:53,868 - He said-- 1763 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:55,102 - he said yes. 1764 01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:01,442 You didn't wait for me to give you an answer, but, 1765 01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:02,443 I said yes. 1766 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:06,013 - What about your girlfriend? 1767 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,148 - Oh no, we broke up. 1768 01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:09,216 She was collecting her things. 1769 01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:10,818 - So, uh... 1770 01:18:10,820 --> 01:18:11,652 You're single? 1771 01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:12,486 - I'm single. 1772 01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:13,320 - Me too. 1773 01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:14,155 - I figured. 1774 01:18:16,059 --> 01:18:18,359 It's an 80s-themed prom wedding, 1775 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,428 so I still had it in my closet, short notice. 1776 01:18:20,430 --> 01:18:23,030 - You gonna stand outside my window blasting that thing? 1777 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:23,864 - Yeah. 1778 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:24,699 Stand here, yeah. 1779 01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:27,134 I figured maybe I should buy you a drink first, 1780 01:18:27,136 --> 01:18:28,502 seeing as it's a first date and all. 1781 01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:29,336 - Okay. 1782 01:18:29,338 --> 01:18:31,305 - And what'll it be? 1783 01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:33,074 - What about a Pinot grigio? 1784 01:18:33,076 --> 01:18:35,543 - Let's make it two. 1785 01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:37,044 This is for you. 1786 01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:51,192 - Hey. 1787 01:18:51,194 --> 01:18:52,093 - Hey. 1788 01:18:53,161 --> 01:18:53,994 - Cheers. 1789 01:18:55,665 --> 01:18:57,698 - Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats 1790 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,601 as the ceremony starring your prom royalty 1791 01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:03,437 will start in just a few moments. 1792 01:19:04,539 --> 01:19:06,040 - Guess we should take our seats. 1793 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:08,075 - Guess we should. 1794 01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:10,344 - Let's go, lovers! 1795 01:19:10,346 --> 01:19:11,245 - Hey... 1796 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,649 I'm glad you asked me to come. 1797 01:19:15,651 --> 01:19:18,119 'Cause that thing you felt... 1798 01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:19,820 Yeah, I felt it too. 1799 01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:33,968 I wanted to do that since I met you. 1800 01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:42,943 - Oh... 1801 01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:46,947 I've been wanting to do that since I met you. 1802 01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:47,982 - Okay then. 1803 01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:53,020 Let's get drunk. 1804 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:53,921 - Yeah. 1805 01:20:02,164 --> 01:20:03,697 - He kissed me. 1806 01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:04,832 I kissed him. 1807 01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:07,001 - Nectar? 1808 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:08,135 - Hi! 1809 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:09,670 - You guys know each other? 1810 01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,272 - You know, it's, it's a really long story. 1811 01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:13,140 - Yup, it's a long story. 1812 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,909 - Man, I wouldn't. 1813 01:20:16,179 --> 01:20:17,478 - She's gay! 1814 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:18,746 - What? 1815 01:20:18,748 --> 01:20:20,314 - Holy shitballs! 1816 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:23,350 She just gets cooler and cooler. 1817 01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:24,718 - To Denise Masterson. 1818 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,453 - To Denise Masterson. 1819 01:20:27,305 --> 01:20:33,548 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org