1 00:00:03,023 --> 00:00:09,070 Subtitle created by - Aorion - "Despicable Me 3 (2017)" ^ (Run time 01:22:25) 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:01:02,557 --> 00:01:06,005 Starring young Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy 4 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:10,633 and criminal mastermind bent on world domination. 5 00:01:10,658 --> 00:01:12,639 There he is! Get him! 6 00:01:15,488 --> 00:01:18,709 I've been a bad boy! 7 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:21,607 Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s, 8 00:01:21,632 --> 00:01:24,964 striking a chord with audiences all over the world. 9 00:01:24,989 --> 00:01:26,220 - Yay! - Yeah! 10 00:01:26,397 --> 00:01:27,546 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! 11 00:01:27,571 --> 00:01:28,809 There he is! Get him! 12 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:31,632 But it all came to an end in season three, 13 00:01:31,657 --> 00:01:32,658 When... 14 00:01:32,683 --> 00:01:35,212 I've been a bad boy! 15 00:01:35,237 --> 00:01:38,714 - The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt. - Boy? Boy? 16 00:01:39,137 --> 00:01:41,934 The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him 17 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:45,373 and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral. 18 00:01:45,398 --> 00:01:50,589 Starting to actually believed he was the character he played on TV. 19 00:01:50,614 --> 00:01:52,560 What are you looking at? 20 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:54,461 Leading us all to wonder... 21 00:01:54,486 --> 00:01:56,777 Where is he now? 22 00:02:03,112 --> 00:02:04,429 You know what, Clive? 23 00:02:04,454 --> 00:02:06,953 Playing a villain on TV was fun, 24 00:02:06,978 --> 00:02:10,458 but being one in real life is even better. 25 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:11,864 Heist music! 26 00:02:11,889 --> 00:02:13,717 Here it comes. 27 00:02:15,854 --> 00:02:17,601 Ow! What? Clive! 28 00:02:17,626 --> 00:02:20,444 What are you doing? How is that heist music? 29 00:02:20,469 --> 00:02:22,503 Sorry, my bad. 30 00:02:55,866 --> 00:02:56,757 Ewww! 31 00:02:56,782 --> 00:02:58,949 Wha-whoa! Gah! 32 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,631 Mommy! 33 00:03:04,187 --> 00:03:05,535 Stop him! 34 00:03:08,045 --> 00:03:11,527 Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kind of... monster. 35 00:03:11,552 --> 00:03:13,412 Wait, that's not a monster. 36 00:03:13,437 --> 00:03:16,330 That's a man wearing shoulder pads. 37 00:03:16,355 --> 00:03:20,226 There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated 38 00:03:20,251 --> 00:03:22,213 Balthazar Bratt. 39 00:03:22,238 --> 00:03:24,941 Blast it! The Dupont Diamond is on that ship! 40 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:29,384 I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately. 41 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:33,336 Ha, ha, ha... ! 42 00:03:33,376 --> 00:03:34,358 Woo-hoo! 43 00:03:34,383 --> 00:03:37,200 We're already here! Agents Grucy are closing in fast. 44 00:03:37,225 --> 00:03:39,917 Yes... wait, wha? What did you call us? 45 00:03:39,942 --> 00:03:42,855 Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. 46 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,903 Try it. 47 00:03:43,928 --> 00:03:46,334 Haha! I like it, but not a lot, 48 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,975 I don't like it. 49 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:53,774 Stop! 50 00:03:53,799 --> 00:03:55,150 On the ground! 51 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,804 The jewel! Move! 52 00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:19,432 Go, go, go! 53 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,655 Uh? 54 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:37,939 Too late again, Gru. Ha, ha, ha... ! 55 00:04:44,057 --> 00:04:46,221 WHAAA... ? 56 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:47,259 He's getting away!! 57 00:04:47,284 --> 00:04:49,109 That's what he thinks. 58 00:04:52,182 --> 00:04:55,054 - Wahooo! - Ha, ha! 59 00:04:55,079 --> 00:04:56,855 Go, go! 60 00:04:57,374 --> 00:04:59,080 Ugh! Go, go. 61 00:04:59,105 --> 00:05:01,004 Go, go, go! 62 00:05:04,087 --> 00:05:05,908 I don't think we can make it, Gru. 63 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:07,620 We can make it! 64 00:05:09,337 --> 00:05:13,900 We can make it... ! 65 00:05:13,925 --> 00:05:16,641 No, we can't! 66 00:05:17,135 --> 00:05:19,340 Get ready! 67 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:24,004 Get ready for whaaa... ! 68 00:05:32,551 --> 00:05:34,884 Hey. How're you doing? 69 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:38,617 Are you okay? 70 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,657 - Hello. - Oh. 71 00:05:40,682 --> 00:05:42,578 You guys are so cute. 72 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,518 Go get him, Gru Gru! 73 00:05:44,884 --> 00:05:46,722 Hello, Gru. 74 00:05:47,428 --> 00:05:48,928 How's your transition coming? 75 00:05:48,953 --> 00:05:52,636 You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent? 76 00:05:52,661 --> 00:05:55,051 Oh, that's hilarious! You should be on TV! 77 00:05:55,076 --> 00:05:57,104 Oh, that's right, you were... 78 00:05:57,129 --> 00:05:59,174 but then you got canceled. 79 00:05:59,588 --> 00:06:01,104 Ha ha! 80 00:06:01,326 --> 00:06:02,791 What about that? 81 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,997 What? Oh! Girls… ! 82 00:06:05,022 --> 00:06:06,026 Oh! 83 00:06:08,129 --> 00:06:09,614 Dance fight! 84 00:06:22,374 --> 00:06:23,761 Ow! 85 00:06:27,669 --> 00:06:29,881 Alpha team, the diamond is secure. 86 00:06:29,906 --> 00:06:31,644 Come and pick up the package. 87 00:06:31,669 --> 00:06:34,157 Copy that, Alpha team on approach. 88 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:40,945 Gru. 89 00:06:40,970 --> 00:06:43,308 - Did you actually think I was unconscious? - Oh. 90 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,437 It's called acting, hoser! 91 00:06:45,462 --> 00:06:48,335 And clearly I've still got it! 92 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:07,193 I've been a baaaaaaaad boy! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 93 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,421 Freeze! Don't move! 94 00:07:08,446 --> 00:07:09,818 Son of a Betamax! 95 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,354 Go! Go! Get him! Get him! 96 00:07:11,379 --> 00:07:13,186 He's getting away! 97 00:07:14,239 --> 00:07:16,686 This isn't over, Gru! You hear me? 98 00:07:16,711 --> 00:07:18,740 This is not over! 99 00:07:18,765 --> 00:07:22,217 Yeah? Well, I still have the diamond! 100 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:27,975 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to... 101 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:33,496 Happy birthday, dear Daaaaaan. 102 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:38,051 Happy birthday to you. 103 00:07:38,076 --> 00:07:41,111 - Ha, ha, ha, ha! - Ha, ha, ha, ha! 104 00:07:41,246 --> 00:07:43,548 - Hey, you ready? - Yeah! 105 00:07:43,573 --> 00:07:47,436 Party! Party, everyone! 106 00:07:52,478 --> 00:07:56,743 DESPICABLE ME 3 107 00:08:00,475 --> 00:08:02,453 Hey! Watch it! 108 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:11,449 I can't believe Bratt got away, again. 109 00:08:11,474 --> 00:08:14,316 How is this possible? How... 110 00:08:21,599 --> 00:08:25,376 And it's not just that he got away! It's that he's so smug about it! 111 00:08:25,401 --> 00:08:29,061 Ewww. I've been a baaaaaaaad boy! 112 00:08:29,086 --> 00:08:30,648 Edna, hey. 113 00:08:30,673 --> 00:08:32,459 Looking hot... today. 114 00:08:32,484 --> 00:08:34,404 Got the... cats on you. 115 00:08:34,436 --> 00:08:36,632 And it was just so humiliating. 116 00:08:36,657 --> 00:08:39,830 Dangling there in the bubble-gum Speedo. 117 00:08:39,855 --> 00:08:42,233 And I didn't have time to go to the gym this week! 118 00:08:42,258 --> 00:08:44,821 And I had a big breakfast! 119 00:08:44,846 --> 00:08:47,686 I was feeling a little bloated! 120 00:08:49,355 --> 00:08:51,560 You know what? He's not even worth talking about. 121 00:08:51,585 --> 00:08:56,001 I don't even want to waste another breath about the guy. 122 00:08:56,026 --> 00:08:57,545 And another thing! 123 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:02,856 Next time I see Bratt, I will moonwalk all over his stupid face! 124 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:10,778 Thank you all for coming in such short notice. 125 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:15,923 It is with great sadness that I inform you that as of today 126 00:09:15,948 --> 00:09:20,147 I am retiring as head of the AVL. 127 00:09:21,599 --> 00:09:23,169 Oh no. 128 00:09:23,194 --> 00:09:30,986 Your new leader is coming directly from head office, effective immediately. 129 00:09:31,011 --> 00:09:38,932 She is the very gifted, very ambitious Miss Valerie Da Vinci. 130 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:44,798 As I look out over all of your faces, I am flooded with so many memories. 131 00:09:44,823 --> 00:09:48,071 - Oh boy, this is a snoozeday. - I... Excuse me. 132 00:09:48,096 --> 00:09:52,130 Blah blah blah. We understand. You're old, you're fat, you're done. 133 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:54,258 Let me breathe in. 134 00:09:55,604 --> 00:09:58,036 Woo. Broke a little sweat there. 135 00:09:58,741 --> 00:10:01,080 First order of business. 136 00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:04,335 Which one of you losers is Agent Gru?! 137 00:10:05,224 --> 00:10:07,511 Uh… that would be me. 138 00:10:07,536 --> 00:10:11,929 Although I don't know if I'd say 'loser' per Se, 139 00:10:11,954 --> 00:10:13,751 kind of a... Huh! 140 00:10:15,472 --> 00:10:19,010 Oh, it's the girls. Not a good time. 141 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,502 - Hey! - Aaah! 142 00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:23,483 Yes, sir. Huh, uh... ma'am. 143 00:10:23,508 --> 00:10:24,874 You're making me nervous. 144 00:10:24,899 --> 00:10:27,916 How could you let Balthazar Bratt, 145 00:10:27,941 --> 00:10:31,617 the AVL's most-wanted villain, just get away? 146 00:10:31,642 --> 00:10:33,929 That is the opposite of what we do here! 147 00:10:33,954 --> 00:10:38,122 Okay, okay, yes, maybe he got away... again, 148 00:10:38,147 --> 00:10:40,922 but he didn't get the diamond! 149 00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:44,038 And I am this close to bringing him in. 150 00:10:44,063 --> 00:10:46,269 This close! 151 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:48,074 Huh? Interesting. 152 00:10:48,099 --> 00:10:49,408 You're fired! 153 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:50,589 Huh! What? 154 00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:53,475 This is totally not fair. Gru is a great agent. 155 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,880 You know what? If you fire him, 156 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,318 you're going to have to fire me, sister sister. 157 00:10:57,343 --> 00:11:01,049 And do you really want to do that? Do ya? 158 00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,940 No, no, no, no, no. 159 00:11:09,292 --> 00:11:10,962 Well, I guess she did! 160 00:11:16,518 --> 00:11:18,288 Honey, you didn't have to do that. 161 00:11:18,313 --> 00:11:20,075 I know how much you love your job. 162 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:23,238 Well, I love other things more. 163 00:11:25,229 --> 00:11:27,664 You know, we're going to have to tell the girls. 164 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:29,457 Can you do it? 165 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:32,288 The whole Mom thing is still kind of new to me. 166 00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:34,106 Oh, sure. 167 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,423 Hello? 168 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,792 - Aloha! - Aloha! 169 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,357 Oh! 170 00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:07,233 This is unexpected. 171 00:12:07,258 --> 00:12:09,722 Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so… 172 00:12:09,747 --> 00:12:11,007 We made you dinner! 173 00:12:11,032 --> 00:12:12,175 It's a luau! 174 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,981 We got pineapples and coconuts and lukuleles! 175 00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:17,308 - Oh ho, yeah. - Yeah. 176 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:21,212 Hey! Ya malatika tika, hee ha! 177 00:12:21,237 --> 00:12:23,226 Oww oww oww ah ah ah! 178 00:12:23,251 --> 00:12:25,623 Oww oww oww ah ah ah! 179 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,559 Ahem. 180 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:35,249 The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. 181 00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:37,817 The gummy bears were my idea. 182 00:12:41,645 --> 00:12:45,039 Mmmmmm… Looks too good to even eat! 183 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,680 Am I right? 184 00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:50,319 - But I made it for you.… - Oh. 185 00:12:53,596 --> 00:13:00,961 Good soup! I love the combination of gummy bears and meat! 186 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,004 I'm gonna hold it in my mouth, 187 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:09,989 because it's so good I don't want to swallow it. 188 00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:11,673 So. How was work? 189 00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:15,032 Did you take that guy down? Did anything explode? 190 00:13:15,057 --> 00:13:19,733 Well, actually, today Lucy and I 191 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:24,835 were invited to not work at the AVL anymore. 192 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:27,072 Huh! No! 193 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,052 You got fired? 194 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,941 Oh no! No, no, no... 195 00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:35,671 - Yes. - What? 196 00:13:35,696 --> 00:13:37,650 But don't worry, 197 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:40,334 I'm sure we'll get new jobs real soon. 198 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:42,602 Even better ones. 199 00:13:42,627 --> 00:13:46,203 What's better than being super-cool secret agents? 200 00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:49,508 Oh, I know! You could gamble online! 201 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,583 That's what Katie's dad does! 202 00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:54,473 Okay, we will definitely look into that. 203 00:13:54,498 --> 00:13:56,347 That's a good suggestion. 204 00:13:56,372 --> 00:14:00,711 And let's not go over to Katie's house anymore. 205 00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:03,296 Hmm. 206 00:14:06,944 --> 00:14:09,545 Guys, shhhhhh. I don't think you heard me right. 207 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:13,221 No, no, no, no, no, no, this does not mean that we are going back to being villains. 208 00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:15,007 - Oh. - Oh. 209 00:14:15,032 --> 00:14:16,489 Boring! Anything, please! 210 00:14:16,514 --> 00:14:18,641 Okay, alright, I get it. 211 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:21,247 Look, I know it's been a little tough lately, 212 00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:27,188 especially with Doctor Nefario accidentally freezing himself in carbonite, 213 00:14:29,098 --> 00:14:29,695 Ow! 214 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,504 but our life of crime is over! 215 00:14:34,319 --> 00:14:37,861 Mel. Mel, you're with me on this, right? 216 00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:39,573 Look. 217 00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:41,216 - Good... - Yay! 218 00:14:41,241 --> 00:14:43,196 - Boring! - Boo! 219 00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:44,895 - Good... - Yay! 220 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,071 - Boring! - Ohh! 221 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,906 - Good... - Yay! 222 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,630 - Boring! - Boo! 223 00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:54,178 Minions… no more boring!! 224 00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:56,600 Boring! Boring! 225 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,620 Guys! Listen to me and read my lips! 226 00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:04,131 Lissa me lippo, pomodoro la comquit! 227 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:09,848 What? What did I say? 228 00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:14,112 Oh, okay, pomodoro la kumquat. 229 00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:16,428 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you say no more crime? 230 00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:17,289 I cannot accept this. 231 00:15:17,314 --> 00:15:18,925 Don't take that tone with me! 232 00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:20,991 We're not going back to villainy. 233 00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:22,336 Uh. No villainy? 234 00:15:22,361 --> 00:15:26,085 Yes. And I don't want to hear another word about it. 235 00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:31,884 Look, if you guys don't stop that right now, 236 00:15:31,909 --> 00:15:33,813 there will be consequences! 237 00:15:33,838 --> 00:15:35,880 Huh! I can do whatever I want. 238 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:36,345 Hey. 239 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,521 Don't say anything you're going to regret. 240 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,372 Oh. Listen to this. I quit! 241 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,095 Bye to you! 242 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,250 What? You quit? 243 00:15:45,649 --> 00:15:48,266 You're serious? Come on. 244 00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:53,384 Uh. Uh. Bud-Buddy? 245 00:15:53,409 --> 00:15:55,725 Dave! Jerry! 246 00:15:56,525 --> 00:15:59,780 Great news, guys... you've been promoted. 247 00:15:59,805 --> 00:16:03,670 You're in charge now, eh? Not bad! 248 00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:07,664 Yipa! Yipo! Yippee! 249 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:11,201 - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba! - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba! 250 00:16:11,892 --> 00:16:13,529 Jeesh. 251 00:16:25,925 --> 00:16:27,131 Huh! 252 00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:35,329 Monsieur Pompo. 253 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:41,105 To what do we owe the presence of the world's foremost gem expert? 254 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,097 The chief of police sent me. 255 00:16:43,122 --> 00:16:46,062 He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt, 256 00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:50,234 The Dupont Diamond was replaced with a phony. 257 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:06,506 Ooh la la. 258 00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:09,286 You have been duped. 259 00:17:09,311 --> 00:17:10,777 What? We have? 260 00:17:10,802 --> 00:17:11,975 Yes. 261 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,792 By me! 262 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:18,836 Wha-What is... ? 263 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,780 Oh no. Help! 264 00:17:28,822 --> 00:17:31,068 Ha ha ha... 265 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,887 I've been a bad boy! 266 00:17:44,912 --> 00:17:49,326 Or should I say, "Je suis un mauvais garçon!" 267 00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:04,751 Oh. 268 00:18:27,636 --> 00:18:30,721 Hey, Gru, whatcha doing down here? 269 00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:32,483 In the dark. 270 00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:33,428 Alone. 271 00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:36,271 Oh nothing, just thinking. 272 00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:37,741 You okay? 273 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:40,418 Oh yes, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 274 00:18:40,443 --> 00:18:42,186 It's just… 275 00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:48,088 I don't know. I guess I just feel like a… failure. 276 00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:50,773 Like I don't have a purpose anymore. 277 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:54,303 Hey, mister, you are not a failure. 278 00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:57,658 If only I could've nailed Bratt. 279 00:18:57,872 --> 00:19:01,259 So many times I almost had him! 280 00:19:01,284 --> 00:19:03,824 But now I'll never get the chance. 281 00:19:03,849 --> 00:19:05,948 'Cause I have been kicked to the curb. 282 00:19:05,973 --> 00:19:09,613 Gru, you've got to let this go. It's time to look forward. 283 00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:12,286 Things will get better, I promise. 284 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,842 Come this way. Come this way. 285 00:19:31,867 --> 00:19:33,882 Coming through, make way. 286 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,680 - Coming through. - Uh, excuse me. 287 00:19:35,939 --> 00:19:39,524 Pardon me, young... people. 288 00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:42,915 Would you tell me how to get to this address? 289 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,711 Uh. Uh, ah. 290 00:19:44,736 --> 00:19:46,210 You are looking for Minions? 291 00:19:46,235 --> 00:19:48,603 I'm looking for a Mr. Gru. 292 00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:50,857 Gru is a lousy boss! 293 00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:53,279 - Yeah! - Yeah! 294 00:19:53,304 --> 00:19:54,702 Bye! 295 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,295 Idiots. 296 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:08,690 No. Kyle. Stop! 297 00:20:08,715 --> 00:20:10,753 Kyle, let go. 298 00:20:13,135 --> 00:20:14,385 BRATT STEALS WORLD'S BIGGEST DIAMOND! 299 00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:17,583 No, no... you've got to be kidding me. 300 00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:18,762 Lucy, did you see... 301 00:20:18,787 --> 00:20:22,639 He helps you if you have nightmares, and he's really good to snuggle with... 302 00:20:22,664 --> 00:20:24,382 Oh no, no, no, Agnes! Agnes! 303 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,596 So, take good care of him. 304 00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:28,322 Thank you! 305 00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:30,990 Agnes, what are you doing? You... 306 00:20:31,015 --> 00:20:32,870 You sold your unicorn? 307 00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:37,027 Well, I just wanted to help. Since you don't have a job. 308 00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:39,806 I got two whole dollars for it! 309 00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:41,745 - Awwwww. - Awwwww. 310 00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:44,283 Uh, excuse me. 311 00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:46,418 Sorry, buddy, the sale's over. 312 00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:48,099 Yes, but this will only take a.... 313 00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:50,466 Hey, Eyebrows. Get off the lawn. 314 00:20:50,491 --> 00:20:51,842 Yeah, but... 315 00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:55,243 - Hey, could you... - Oh uh, of course. 316 00:20:55,268 --> 00:20:57,642 Now, as I was saying. I... 317 00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:00,293 - Uh... Oh. - Goodbye. 318 00:21:05,773 --> 00:21:08,299 Listen, Agnes. You don't need to worry. 319 00:21:08,324 --> 00:21:10,125 We're going to be fine. 320 00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:12,403 - For real? - For real. 321 00:21:12,428 --> 00:21:14,226 Now come on, let's pack this stuff up. 322 00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:15,471 Ow. Ow. 323 00:21:15,496 --> 00:21:18,993 Seriously? Buddy, you're not getting the hint. 324 00:21:19,018 --> 00:21:21,751 Excuse me, Mr. Gru. 325 00:21:21,776 --> 00:21:25,111 But I really must have a word with you. 326 00:21:25,136 --> 00:21:26,701 How did you know my name? 327 00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:31,153 Allow me to introduce myself... my name is Fritz, and OW! 328 00:21:31,178 --> 00:21:33,424 Uh, good puppy. 329 00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:37,968 And I am inquiring… on behalf of your twin brother, Dru. 330 00:21:37,993 --> 00:21:39,495 He needs your help. 331 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,263 What? Twin brother? 332 00:21:41,288 --> 00:21:42,354 Twin brother? 333 00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:43,395 - Twin brother? - Twin brother? 334 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:44,313 Oh Yeah. 335 00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:47,793 He would like to fly you to Freedonia to meet him. 336 00:21:47,818 --> 00:21:51,698 Your father has recently passed away and... 337 00:21:51,723 --> 00:21:54,614 Okay, cuckoo. I'm sorry, but my dad died 338 00:21:54,639 --> 00:21:57,274 when I was a baby, and I don't have any brother. 339 00:21:57,299 --> 00:21:58,633 You've got the wrong guy. 340 00:21:58,658 --> 00:21:59,841 Really? 341 00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:03,988 Well, then how do you explain... this? 342 00:22:04,013 --> 00:22:05,894 343 00:22:10,077 --> 00:22:13,127 Ahhhhh! Bellissimo! 344 00:22:15,046 --> 00:22:18,082 - Oh, hello, Gru. - Hi, Mom. 345 00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:22,455 It's important to keep active in one's golden years. 346 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:26,811 There you are, you cute cute. 347 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:35,833 These are my diving instructors, Vincenzo and Paolo! 348 00:22:36,571 --> 00:22:38,710 Ciao, boys! 349 00:22:38,897 --> 00:22:41,029 So what do you want? 350 00:22:41,054 --> 00:22:44,473 Mom, do I have a twin brother? 351 00:22:45,024 --> 00:22:47,071 How did you find out? Who told you? 352 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:48,542 Wait, what? It's true? 353 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,656 You never told me I had a brother! 354 00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:54,209 And you told me that Dad died of disappointment when I was born! 355 00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:57,774 Yeah, yeah, that was the agreement. 356 00:22:57,799 --> 00:23:01,275 Agreement? What are you talking about? 357 00:23:03,639 --> 00:23:09,204 Shortly after you and your brother were born, your father and I divorced. 358 00:23:09,229 --> 00:23:12,549 We each took one son to raise on our own. 359 00:23:12,574 --> 00:23:16,472 And promised never to see each other again. 360 00:23:17,547 --> 00:23:22,454 Obviously, I got second pick. 361 00:23:24,498 --> 00:23:26,863 I have a brother. 362 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:36,285 Hey girls, how are things in row B, huh? 363 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:38,855 I've put together some fun activities for the trip. 364 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,860 Who is up for some Gin Rummy? 365 00:23:41,885 --> 00:23:45,746 Yeah. Umm... We're good. 366 00:23:45,771 --> 00:23:47,646 Oh. Okay. 367 00:23:47,671 --> 00:23:50,308 I'll just sit here and play solitaire. 368 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,032 I hope I win. 369 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,795 I wonder what Dru will be like! 370 00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,265 Woo! 371 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:57,059 Maybe we'll have that twin thing 372 00:23:57,084 --> 00:24:00,130 where we can read each other's minds, you know? 373 00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:03,917 - How cool would that be?! - Um, super cool. 374 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:13,653 Ah, ha ha ha... 375 00:24:13,678 --> 00:24:15,427 Ooh. 376 00:24:17,369 --> 00:24:19,354 Aah! Ow! Ow! 377 00:24:19,379 --> 00:24:20,894 Woo-hoo! 378 00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:25,178 Freedonia! Freedonia! 379 00:24:25,493 --> 00:24:27,339 Hi, piggy, piggy! 380 00:24:27,364 --> 00:24:30,801 Huh! Whoa, look at that house! 381 00:24:30,826 --> 00:24:32,451 It's like a castle! 382 00:24:32,476 --> 00:24:36,491 I can't wait to meet my brother! 383 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,698 Uh. What's with all the pigs? 384 00:24:38,723 --> 00:24:41,058 This is the family business. 385 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:44,964 The largest pig farm in the whole of Freedonia. 386 00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:47,759 Okay, nice pig. 387 00:24:48,171 --> 00:24:51,008 No! That's my private part! 388 00:24:51,082 --> 00:24:53,335 Owww! 389 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,875 This pig has issues! 390 00:24:56,265 --> 00:24:57,725 Please, come in. 391 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,979 Wow. Yeah, haha! 392 00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:07,709 Whoa! 393 00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:10,695 Oh, this is amazing! 394 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,892 Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel. But with pigs. 395 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:26,607 My brother!! 396 00:25:26,632 --> 00:25:28,351 - My brother! - My brother! 397 00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:29,610 Gru! 398 00:25:29,635 --> 00:25:31,356 Dru! 399 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:43,133 Ahhhh! Brother! I am hugging you! 400 00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:45,055 I'm so happy! 401 00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:49,740 After all these years, finally I'm meeting you! 402 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:53,713 - Yup, alright, good. - Oh, look at that! 403 00:25:53,738 --> 00:25:55,943 - Woo! - You must be the beautiful wife! 404 00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:59,124 Beautiful, oh. Stop it! 405 00:25:59,149 --> 00:25:59,930 Sweet talker. 406 00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:03,850 How is my brother finding a wife like you when he is so bald? 407 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:11,150 Woo-hoo! These must be my nieces! 408 00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:14,947 Huh! You're Agnes, you're small with big eyes! 409 00:26:14,972 --> 00:26:17,191 And it makes me want to put you in my pocket! 410 00:26:17,216 --> 00:26:20,507 You can't do that. I'm too big. 411 00:26:20,532 --> 00:26:22,090 And Edith, 412 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:25,580 I can tell that you are a little mischievous. 413 00:26:25,605 --> 00:26:28,221 We're going to have to make a little trouble later. 414 00:26:28,246 --> 00:26:29,946 Wha... I already have! 415 00:26:29,971 --> 00:26:31,647 Ow. Ow! Ow! 416 00:26:31,672 --> 00:26:34,315 Please, stop. Why are you doing that? 417 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:35,706 Ow! Ow. 418 00:26:35,731 --> 00:26:39,182 Fist bump for mischievous behavior. 419 00:26:39,207 --> 00:26:42,209 And Margo! Oh, you are so mature. 420 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:45,049 I'm guessing what… fifteen? 421 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,284 Fifteen? 422 00:26:46,309 --> 00:26:49,927 She's twelve! She looks twelve. And will always be twelve. 423 00:26:49,952 --> 00:26:53,039 So, Dru… this place is amazing. 424 00:26:53,064 --> 00:26:56,807 I mean, you just walk through the doors and you're like: wooooowwwooowwooooo!! 425 00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:02,259 Eh. It's nice, I guess, sure. I'm not really into 'things.' 426 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,017 Wow! This is so cool! 427 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,382 Oh my gosh, he's even got a helicopter! 428 00:27:09,407 --> 00:27:11,394 This is the best! 429 00:27:11,539 --> 00:27:13,840 Yes, the best. 430 00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:16,220 - All right, let's go home now. - Home? Why? 431 00:27:16,245 --> 00:27:19,895 I don't know, this guy, with the mansion and the cars 432 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,672 and… all the hair, silky-smooth, luxurious hair. 433 00:27:24,697 --> 00:27:27,062 I feel worse than I did before I came. 434 00:27:27,087 --> 00:27:29,866 Oh, but he's your brother, Gru. Give him a chance. 435 00:27:29,891 --> 00:27:33,462 Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I catch up on some brother stuff, 436 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,165 you girls should go with Fritz. He has a surprise for you. 437 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:37,422 - Yay! - Yay! - Awesome. 438 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,727 I love surprises! 439 00:27:38,752 --> 00:27:40,959 Oh, this is perfect. Mother, daughter bonding time. 440 00:27:40,984 --> 00:27:43,181 Let's do it. Woo-woo! 441 00:27:43,323 --> 00:27:45,660 Bye! You boys have fun. 442 00:27:45,685 --> 00:27:48,720 Ha ha ha! Whoopee! 443 00:27:51,249 --> 00:27:53,630 Now you can be as evil as Balthazar Bratt 444 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:56,110 with the evil Bratt action figure, 445 00:27:56,135 --> 00:27:59,858 featuring music activated Break Dance mode. 446 00:27:59,883 --> 00:28:04,055 Also featuring bubble gum launching shoulder pads. 447 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:08,022 And the all new Mega Diamond Laser. 448 00:28:09,741 --> 00:28:11,399 No more math! 449 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:14,217 I've been a bad boy! 450 00:28:15,010 --> 00:28:18,087 Mega Diamond Laser does not actually incinerate books. 451 00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:24,064 How could Hollywood cancel a show that produced toys like this, Clive? 452 00:28:24,387 --> 00:28:26,784 Evil Bratt was a masterpiece. 453 00:28:26,809 --> 00:28:29,394 Does no one value true art anymore? 454 00:28:29,419 --> 00:28:31,567 It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir. 455 00:28:31,592 --> 00:28:35,533 Well, now that I've got the diamond, it's payback time. 456 00:28:35,558 --> 00:28:39,444 Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be around to try and stop me. 457 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,986 Oh, wait! No, it's not! I hate that tweeb! 458 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,915 And you, Hollywood! 459 00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:47,149 This time, I'm canceling you! 460 00:28:47,174 --> 00:28:50,605 And all the losers who rejected me! 461 00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:52,972 Ha ha ha... ! 462 00:28:55,724 --> 00:28:57,440 Ooooo, piggy, piggy! 463 00:28:57,465 --> 00:29:00,976 So how are things going for you, career-wise? 464 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:02,803 Ahhaaaaa… great. 465 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,809 So, so great. Crushing it. 466 00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:12,234 Well, I've got something that I think you will find very interesting. 467 00:29:13,773 --> 00:29:16,223 Hold on to your face, Brother. 468 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:22,331 Whaaaaaaaaaa! 469 00:29:22,356 --> 00:29:24,978 Yee-haw! Ya ya! 470 00:29:25,003 --> 00:29:26,439 Eh. What? 471 00:29:26,971 --> 00:29:28,234 Yee-haw! 472 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,272 Ow! 473 00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,875 Huh? Ah! Salami! 474 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,213 Hey, I got Salami. 475 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:43,075 Ah, yes, yes. 476 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,590 It's Salami. 477 00:29:44,943 --> 00:29:48,040 - Whoa. Whoa. - Come on, come on. 478 00:29:50,008 --> 00:29:52,160 What is all this? 479 00:29:52,185 --> 00:29:56,929 The pig farm was just a cover for the real family business. 480 00:29:58,872 --> 00:30:00,246 Haha! Hey. 481 00:30:00,271 --> 00:30:02,168 It's Gru with boobs! 482 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:07,212 Now, feast your eyes on… 483 00:30:07,237 --> 00:30:12,609 Dad's lair! Ta-da! 484 00:30:12,634 --> 00:30:18,249 Whoa whoa whoa, wait… So our dad was a villain? 485 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:20,561 No, no, no. Not just a villain. 486 00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:24,148 But one of the greatest of all time! 487 00:30:24,173 --> 00:30:28,416 He was known as the Bald terror. 488 00:30:28,441 --> 00:30:31,625 That's him? Our dad? 489 00:30:31,650 --> 00:30:35,757 He was so proud of you. And what a great villain you were. 490 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,276 He was? 491 00:30:37,301 --> 00:30:40,623 But me… not so much 492 00:30:40,648 --> 00:30:46,148 To Dad, I was just a failure. 493 00:30:46,282 --> 00:30:49,250 He never thought I had what it took to be a villain. 494 00:30:49,275 --> 00:30:53,118 But now you can help me prove him wrong. 495 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:57,934 Brother, teach me the art of villainy! 496 00:30:59,415 --> 00:31:02,649 No. No, no, no. I can't do that. 497 00:31:02,674 --> 00:31:07,617 What? But it's our family tradition! You can't say no to that! 498 00:31:07,642 --> 00:31:11,169 Look, I'm sorry. I've left that life behind me. 499 00:31:11,194 --> 00:31:13,667 - End of story. - Oh. 500 00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:16,973 Okay. I understand. 501 00:31:16,998 --> 00:31:19,725 Hmmm… I wonder what this does? 502 00:31:20,283 --> 00:31:21,188 Huh? 503 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,345 Help. Help! 504 00:31:22,370 --> 00:31:23,514 No no no... 505 00:31:23,546 --> 00:31:26,368 - Aaah! - Aah! 506 00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:37,520 Holey moley! 507 00:31:37,544 --> 00:31:42,496 Dad's villain wheels. Pretty slick, huh? 508 00:31:42,521 --> 00:31:44,920 Hey, you want to take her out for a spin? 509 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,027 Just for some fun? 510 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,191 Hmmmmm… 511 00:31:50,723 --> 00:31:54,252 Woo-hoo! 512 00:31:55,139 --> 00:31:56,885 Look out! Whoa! Whoa! 513 00:31:56,910 --> 00:31:59,336 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 514 00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:02,153 What a beautiful day! 515 00:32:02,178 --> 00:32:06,629 Zero to 400 in 3 seconds. Able to withstand a nuclear blast, 516 00:32:06,654 --> 00:32:08,837 armed to the teeth! 517 00:32:10,186 --> 00:32:12,514 Oh yeah. That's pretty nice. 518 00:32:12,548 --> 00:32:16,146 - And it's a hybrid. - LOOK OUT! 519 00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:40,151 Dad, help me! 520 00:32:41,943 --> 00:32:46,182 I am not enjoying this! 521 00:32:54,819 --> 00:32:57,012 Whoa. What is going on here? 522 00:32:57,037 --> 00:33:00,956 Welcome to the annual Freedonian Cheese Festival! 523 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:02,157 Go! 524 00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:10,311 Ooo. Look. Look. Look at all the candies. 525 00:33:10,627 --> 00:33:12,253 Whoa! 526 00:33:13,044 --> 00:33:15,719 Lucy, can we get these please? 527 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,386 Okay, but only one each. I mean it. 528 00:33:18,411 --> 00:33:20,455 - Awww. - Oh, man. 529 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,838 No, I don't! Get as many as you want, 530 00:33:22,863 --> 00:33:24,307 - I don't care! - Yay! 531 00:33:24,332 --> 00:33:25,382 Awesome! 532 00:33:25,407 --> 00:33:27,544 - Um. - What? 533 00:33:27,569 --> 00:33:30,925 It's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know. 534 00:33:30,950 --> 00:33:32,560 Moms need to be tough. 535 00:33:32,585 --> 00:33:34,437 Right. Right, tough. Good one. 536 00:33:34,462 --> 00:33:38,090 I can totally do that. You know, still figuring out this mom thing. 537 00:33:38,115 --> 00:33:40,608 Getting my sea legs, matie! 538 00:33:40,961 --> 00:33:43,306 It's a unicorn! 539 00:33:47,341 --> 00:33:50,726 Can we go in there! Please please please please please? 540 00:33:52,859 --> 00:33:55,090 Um, sure… Yeah. 541 00:33:55,115 --> 00:33:58,453 But first, let's, um… ooh, look! 542 00:33:58,478 --> 00:34:03,059 It's a traditional Freedonian dance! How amazing does that look? 543 00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:07,834 Chee! I love this. 544 00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:11,427 The little girls go and get the cheese from the little boys. 545 00:34:11,452 --> 00:34:13,315 That's adorable. 546 00:34:15,419 --> 00:34:17,758 Oh, look at that poor little guy. 547 00:34:17,783 --> 00:34:21,400 With his little boots. Nobody picked him. 548 00:34:21,955 --> 00:34:24,085 Margo, why don't you go up there? 549 00:34:24,110 --> 00:34:26,334 - No way! - Okay. 550 00:34:26,601 --> 00:34:28,798 Wait a minute. No. 551 00:34:28,823 --> 00:34:31,399 Go take a bite of his cheese, young lady. 552 00:34:31,424 --> 00:34:32,729 Right now. 553 00:34:32,754 --> 00:34:33,561 What? 554 00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:35,696 I'm being tougher. You know, like you said. 555 00:34:35,721 --> 00:34:38,769 No. I meant be tougher on them, not me. 556 00:34:38,794 --> 00:34:42,248 Oh, come on, just do it. What's the worst that could happen? 557 00:34:44,869 --> 00:34:46,424 Fine. 558 00:34:46,449 --> 00:34:48,027 Huh! 559 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:52,591 Wow! 560 00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:55,429 Hey there, I'm Margo. 561 00:34:55,454 --> 00:34:57,274 Hello, Margo. 562 00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:01,720 I am Niko. Would you like some of my cheese? 563 00:35:02,854 --> 00:35:04,018 Hmmm... 564 00:35:04,042 --> 00:35:07,977 Yes, yes, yes! Thank you, Margo! Thank you! 565 00:35:09,257 --> 00:35:11,518 BAM! I am a great mother. 566 00:35:11,549 --> 00:35:14,909 Did you see that, girls? I lay down the... 567 00:35:15,131 --> 00:35:17,711 Oh no… Where are they? 568 00:35:17,946 --> 00:35:20,462 Agnes! Edith! 569 00:35:22,963 --> 00:35:24,341 Hello. 570 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:30,028 Uh, look! A unicorn horn! 571 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,764 My little brain is going to explode! 572 00:35:34,789 --> 00:35:37,631 Ugh, Agnes. That's a fake. 573 00:35:37,656 --> 00:35:41,126 Ohhhh, it's real alright. 574 00:35:41,298 --> 00:35:44,861 That horn came from the Crooked Forest. 575 00:35:44,886 --> 00:35:50,227 The only place on earth where unicorns still live. 576 00:35:56,610 --> 00:35:58,574 Laugh! Laugh, all of you! 577 00:35:59,302 --> 00:36:01,223 They all think I'm crazy. 578 00:36:01,248 --> 00:36:04,643 But I'm telling you, I saw one once. 579 00:36:04,668 --> 00:36:06,585 With my own eye! 580 00:36:06,610 --> 00:36:10,044 Wait, wait, wait… You saw a for-real, live unicorn? 581 00:36:10,069 --> 00:36:11,492 What did it look like? 582 00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,611 Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? 583 00:36:13,636 --> 00:36:16,676 Was it… fluffy? 584 00:36:16,701 --> 00:36:21,747 It was so fluffy I thought I was going to die. 585 00:36:22,059 --> 00:36:24,550 Do you think maybe I could find one, too? 586 00:36:24,794 --> 00:36:29,667 They say if a maiden pure of heart goes into the Crooked Forest, 587 00:36:29,692 --> 00:36:35,862 the unicorn will come… and be hers forever. 588 00:36:42,174 --> 00:36:43,757 Agnes! 589 00:36:49,157 --> 00:36:50,568 Goal! 590 00:36:51,019 --> 00:36:52,468 Excuse me! 591 00:36:52,966 --> 00:36:55,166 Girls! Don't worry, I'm here! 592 00:36:55,191 --> 00:36:56,776 Are you okay? 593 00:36:56,992 --> 00:37:00,195 Yeah, we're fine. Are you? 594 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:06,560 Unicorns are really real! And I'm gonna find one!! 595 00:37:06,585 --> 00:37:09,204 Sorry, I went a little mama bear on you. 596 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:11,152 You know, I heard a scream and… 597 00:37:11,177 --> 00:37:13,045 yeah, okay. Have a good one! 598 00:37:17,446 --> 00:37:19,501 - Wait for me here! - Don't. 599 00:37:19,526 --> 00:37:22,622 Stop that! Ow! You kicked me. 600 00:37:24,027 --> 00:37:26,700 Hey! Hey! What are you doing? 601 00:37:27,141 --> 00:37:28,989 Did you just steal candies? 602 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:29,666 Yes! 603 00:37:29,691 --> 00:37:32,761 That was a lot of effort for two lollipops. 604 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,177 Oh no! The police! 605 00:37:39,202 --> 00:37:41,248 What do we do? What do we do? 606 00:37:41,273 --> 00:37:44,607 Come on! This is going to be fun! 607 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,030 The police are going to get us! I'm freaking out! 608 00:37:57,055 --> 00:37:58,543 Brakes! 609 00:38:00,889 --> 00:38:02,397 Cops! 610 00:38:17,806 --> 00:38:19,772 Whoa, they're back! 611 00:38:44,028 --> 00:38:46,232 Man, that was crazy! 612 00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:48,877 - We're so close to getting busted. - Tell me about it. 613 00:38:48,902 --> 00:38:51,815 I thought you were going to pee your pants! 614 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,743 - I did! - You did! 615 00:39:01,311 --> 00:39:03,838 Mel, food... 616 00:39:05,270 --> 00:39:07,423 Ugh. Hey, Mel. Hold on a sec. 617 00:39:07,448 --> 00:39:08,873 We're tired, cold, and hungry. 618 00:39:08,898 --> 00:39:10,907 - Mel, hungry. - Mel, hungry. 619 00:39:11,395 --> 00:39:14,447 It's pizza. Over there. There's food, spaghetti! 620 00:39:14,924 --> 00:39:17,881 Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! 621 00:39:20,082 --> 00:39:22,608 Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! 622 00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:24,618 Hey! What are you doing? 623 00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:27,189 Intruders! Intruders! 624 00:39:33,363 --> 00:39:35,473 Stop! Hey, you! Don't move! 625 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:36,679 Halt! 626 00:39:42,407 --> 00:39:44,187 Call for backup! 627 00:39:44,212 --> 00:39:47,088 Come on. Come on. Let's keep going. 628 00:40:01,819 --> 00:40:04,230 Well, you got us here. Sing something. 629 00:40:05,175 --> 00:40:07,456 No, no, no. No, no, no. 630 00:40:46,658 --> 00:40:48,521 Get 'em! Go! Go! 631 00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:27,096 Hey, you! Freeze! 632 00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:28,617 Don't move! 633 00:41:29,584 --> 00:41:31,383 Hands in the air! 634 00:41:38,846 --> 00:41:42,458 Face it, Gru. Villainy is in your blood. 635 00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:45,609 You can't tell me you don't miss the rush. A little? 636 00:41:45,634 --> 00:41:48,867 Well… Yeah, maybe a little. 637 00:41:48,892 --> 00:41:51,768 And now you've got a chance to get back on top. 638 00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:54,614 Get your mojo back. Become Gru again! 639 00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:57,402 How awesome would that be? 640 00:41:59,134 --> 00:42:03,403 Oh please, come on, just one heist. 641 00:42:03,415 --> 00:42:07,321 There's got to be something out there, somewhere, 642 00:42:07,346 --> 00:42:10,595 that you still want to steal. 643 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:15,802 Hmmmm… There is something. 644 00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:22,012 How about we steal the largest diamond in the world? 645 00:42:22,037 --> 00:42:24,814 Yes! I love it! 646 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,687 Oh, thank you, Brother! 647 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,770 Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 648 00:42:31,955 --> 00:42:35,150 Oh! You know what? We should do something to celebrate. 649 00:42:35,175 --> 00:42:39,336 Ohhhh. I've got the perfect idea. 650 00:42:42,091 --> 00:42:43,367 Fritz, my good fellow. 651 00:42:43,392 --> 00:42:45,177 Could you get me another napkin, please? 652 00:42:45,202 --> 00:42:47,667 Oh yes, of course, Miss Edith. 653 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,244 Hey, where are Gru and Dru? 654 00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:58,626 Here we are! 655 00:42:58,714 --> 00:43:00,592 How's it going? 656 00:43:01,604 --> 00:43:03,411 It's me, Gru. 657 00:43:03,436 --> 00:43:05,957 And me, Dru. 658 00:43:06,327 --> 00:43:10,411 I hug everybody whether they like it or not. 659 00:43:10,436 --> 00:43:13,105 Why are they pretending to be each other? 660 00:43:13,501 --> 00:43:14,564 Oh! 661 00:43:14,597 --> 00:43:17,877 What's for dinner? I probably won't like it. 662 00:43:17,902 --> 00:43:20,792 I'm so grumpy all the time! 663 00:43:20,817 --> 00:43:23,091 Hey! I laugh a lot! 664 00:43:23,116 --> 00:43:25,723 And I'm kind of an idiot! 665 00:43:35,376 --> 00:43:37,226 Oh, bust in the gut. 666 00:43:37,251 --> 00:43:41,413 Look at them! They had no idea! 667 00:43:41,438 --> 00:43:42,998 Total burn. 668 00:43:43,023 --> 00:43:45,103 Oh, look, it's me...Gru! 669 00:43:45,128 --> 00:43:48,593 And I'm Dru! We switched places! 670 00:43:48,618 --> 00:43:51,008 Awww. It's so nice to see you two are getting along 671 00:43:51,033 --> 00:43:54,450 - Oh, we're getting... - Along perfectly. 672 00:43:54,618 --> 00:43:56,106 - Wait. Did we... - Just finish... 673 00:43:56,131 --> 00:43:57,128 - Each... - Other's... 674 00:43:57,153 --> 00:43:58,601 - Sentences? - Sentences? 675 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,157 Aw, that's delightful. Not creepy at all. 676 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,615 And you're gonna stop now, though, right? 677 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,897 Sorry, it's a twin thing. 678 00:44:05,922 --> 00:44:07,471 Uh-huh. 679 00:44:07,496 --> 00:44:11,326 So... what did you guys do today? 680 00:44:11,351 --> 00:44:13,136 - Nothing! - Nothing! 681 00:44:13,464 --> 00:44:14,558 Okay. What is it... 682 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:15,947 All done! 683 00:44:16,452 --> 00:44:17,366 Pardon me! 684 00:44:17,391 --> 00:44:19,348 Out of the way! Good night, everybody! 685 00:44:19,373 --> 00:44:21,923 Hey, hey, hey, put the brakes on. What's the rush? 686 00:44:21,948 --> 00:44:24,731 I need to go to bed so I can wake up and find a unicorn! 687 00:44:24,756 --> 00:44:26,337 Good night! 688 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:29,328 What was that about? 689 00:44:29,353 --> 00:44:33,229 Agnes thinks she's going to find a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow. 690 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,414 She's totally freaking out. 691 00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:37,811 I feel like someone got's to tell her the truth.… 692 00:44:37,836 --> 00:44:39,056 Not it! 693 00:44:39,189 --> 00:44:40,776 Ohhh, don't worry. 694 00:44:40,801 --> 00:44:43,860 Parenting 101. I've got this. 695 00:44:45,604 --> 00:44:48,888 Ummm… And please bless that when I find the unicorn, 696 00:44:48,913 --> 00:44:51,934 he'll want to come home with me. And sleep in my room. 697 00:44:51,959 --> 00:44:55,207 And that I can ride him to school every day. 698 00:44:55,232 --> 00:44:58,906 And he will use his magical powers to help me do math. 699 00:44:58,931 --> 00:45:00,251 Amen. 700 00:45:02,597 --> 00:45:04,474 Oh. Hi, Gru. 701 00:45:05,013 --> 00:45:09,020 Hey. So… big day tomorrow. 702 00:45:09,045 --> 00:45:11,775 Yeah, I'm finally going to get to see a unicorn! 703 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,319 For reals. 704 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,680 If I do, can I bring it home, please? 705 00:45:16,705 --> 00:45:18,811 Ohhh. Yeah, sure. 706 00:45:18,836 --> 00:45:21,694 Tell you what, every unicorn you find, 707 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,474 you can bring it home. 708 00:45:23,499 --> 00:45:26,757 I'd better build a big pen, right? 709 00:45:27,377 --> 00:45:29,779 But you know… 710 00:45:29,904 --> 00:45:33,517 there's a chance that you might not find one. 711 00:45:34,081 --> 00:45:35,394 Huh? 712 00:45:36,059 --> 00:45:37,239 I'm... 713 00:45:37,264 --> 00:45:41,858 It might not be good unicorn finding weather. 714 00:45:43,214 --> 00:45:44,376 Umm. 715 00:45:44,401 --> 00:45:47,749 They're tricky to find them… 716 00:45:47,774 --> 00:45:49,735 and I don't know… 717 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:59,051 Maybe, just... maybe unicorns don't really ex... 718 00:45:59,531 --> 00:46:04,422 ...explore that part of the woods. 719 00:46:07,028 --> 00:46:08,824 But the man said 720 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:12,022 a maiden could find one if she was pure of heart. 721 00:46:12,047 --> 00:46:14,828 And I'm pure of heart, right? 722 00:46:15,429 --> 00:46:17,356 The purest. 723 00:46:21,432 --> 00:46:24,919 Can we stop talking now? I need to get to sleep. 724 00:46:24,944 --> 00:46:26,564 Goodnight, sweetie. 725 00:46:26,589 --> 00:46:28,477 Goodnight, Gru. 726 00:46:29,271 --> 00:46:34,921 Here comes a unicorn. Here comes a unicorn. 727 00:46:35,111 --> 00:46:37,210 Huh! Aaaah! 728 00:46:38,734 --> 00:46:40,426 I'm okay. 729 00:46:47,436 --> 00:46:48,555 Uh. 730 00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:50,900 Hey! Get that back! 731 00:46:55,339 --> 00:46:57,453 Oh, no! Run! 732 00:47:22,745 --> 00:47:24,952 We've been waiting a long time. 733 00:47:25,279 --> 00:47:27,324 No. No. Ow! 734 00:47:28,484 --> 00:47:29,659 Huh! 735 00:47:30,183 --> 00:47:31,682 Gru? 736 00:47:53,943 --> 00:47:56,802 My plane... broke. 737 00:48:05,359 --> 00:48:06,730 Oh. 738 00:48:08,229 --> 00:48:09,488 Uh? 739 00:48:09,513 --> 00:48:10,775 Huh! 740 00:48:20,862 --> 00:48:22,502 Buddies, I've decided. 741 00:48:22,527 --> 00:48:26,956 We're going back to Gru. We're going back to Gru! 742 00:48:31,892 --> 00:48:35,665 Because I'm training for the big day, 743 00:48:35,690 --> 00:48:38,416 nobody's gonna stop me 744 00:48:38,441 --> 00:48:44,053 'cause I am super sassy. Super sassy. Super sassy. 745 00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:46,216 What's today's plan, boss? 746 00:48:46,241 --> 00:48:47,912 What's the plan? 747 00:48:47,937 --> 00:48:50,191 Silly robot. I'll show you the plan. 748 00:48:50,216 --> 00:48:53,296 Time to watch a very special episode of Evil Bratt 749 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:57,230 to see exactly what I'm going to do to stupid Tinseltown. 750 00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:01,645 This week on Evil Bratt. 751 00:49:03,077 --> 00:49:08,404 It's a giant Evil Bratt robot! Open fire! 752 00:49:12,869 --> 00:49:16,426 Nice try, coppers. Chew on this! 753 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:22,823 He's shooting his super sticky self inflating gum! 754 00:49:23,198 --> 00:49:24,831 Run! 755 00:49:25,349 --> 00:49:27,859 Gum one! Gum all! 756 00:49:29,751 --> 00:49:31,087 Gum one. Gum all. 757 00:49:31,112 --> 00:49:34,751 Seriously, how did this show never win an Emmy? 758 00:49:36,929 --> 00:49:40,077 And now, it's your turn to... 759 00:49:50,871 --> 00:49:51,863 Hey, Clive. 760 00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:56,170 I guess you can say our plan was... out of this world. 761 00:50:00,079 --> 00:50:02,395 Now that's entertainment. 762 00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:05,353 Come on. Let's make it a reality. 763 00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:12,083 Here we are, in the dark and creepy Crooked Forest, 764 00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:14,316 in search of the mythical unicorn. 765 00:50:14,341 --> 00:50:15,819 For some reason. 766 00:50:15,852 --> 00:50:19,239 And here she is, the fearless unicorn hunter, seeking the... 767 00:50:19,264 --> 00:50:20,672 Edith, stop it! 768 00:50:20,697 --> 00:50:22,906 You're gonna scare away the unicorn! 769 00:50:22,931 --> 00:50:25,361 If somehow we actually find a unicorn, 770 00:50:25,386 --> 00:50:27,344 I'm gonna film it and get rich. 771 00:50:27,369 --> 00:50:29,248 Look over there! 772 00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:31,367 Wooah! 773 00:50:31,751 --> 00:50:34,468 This is it! This is where we're gonna see it! 774 00:50:34,937 --> 00:50:37,942 Unicorns, here we come. 775 00:50:38,129 --> 00:50:39,095 What's that for? 776 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,118 Bait. Duh. 777 00:50:41,143 --> 00:50:42,581 Come on! 778 00:50:44,653 --> 00:50:47,219 Now all we have to do is wait. 779 00:50:50,996 --> 00:50:52,720 Okay. This is Bratt's lair. 780 00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,801 It may not look like much, but this place is armed 781 00:50:54,826 --> 00:50:57,973 with some of the most high-tech weaponry known to man. 782 00:50:57,998 --> 00:51:00,160 It's considered impenetrable. 783 00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:03,226 But a piece of cake for us, right, Brother? 784 00:51:03,251 --> 00:51:07,501 This is not like stealing lollipops. 785 00:51:08,603 --> 00:51:10,603 Whoa! 786 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:17,195 This security system can detect an air assault from any direction. 787 00:51:18,652 --> 00:51:20,223 No! Ouch! 788 00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:21,809 No! Ouch! 789 00:51:21,834 --> 00:51:24,524 Please! Stop! Ouch! 790 00:51:25,584 --> 00:51:29,190 So we'll have to approach low and close to the water. 791 00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:30,394 Next. 792 00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:34,290 Then there are these deadly spikes. 793 00:51:34,315 --> 00:51:37,305 Ha ha ha ha! Geronimo! 794 00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:42,030 Covered with enough poison to blow your mind... literally. 795 00:51:42,055 --> 00:51:44,050 Ouch! Ha ha ha ha ha! 796 00:51:44,075 --> 00:51:45,523 Ah... Good to know. 797 00:51:45,548 --> 00:51:46,762 So here's the plan. 798 00:51:46,787 --> 00:51:49,814 You're the getaway driver. 799 00:51:49,914 --> 00:51:51,354 So you'll wait in the boat. 800 00:51:51,379 --> 00:51:53,561 Wait, hold on. Wait in the boat? 801 00:51:53,586 --> 00:51:57,230 But... I want to be in on the actions! 802 00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:01,842 The getaway driver is the most crucial part of any plan. 803 00:52:01,867 --> 00:52:06,423 Do you know how hard it is doing nothing, touching nothing, 804 00:52:06,448 --> 00:52:09,514 with all of the adrenaline coursing through your veins… 805 00:52:09,539 --> 00:52:11,253 and you must wait. 806 00:52:11,278 --> 00:52:13,243 Can I count on you? 807 00:52:14,244 --> 00:52:16,066 I guess so… 808 00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:20,069 So... I'll climb up the cube and enter here. 809 00:52:20,094 --> 00:52:22,510 Then once I'm inside, I'll find the diamond. 810 00:52:22,535 --> 00:52:26,634 I've underestimated Bratt before. This is not going to be easy. 811 00:52:26,659 --> 00:52:29,334 I think we can handle it. 812 00:52:31,407 --> 00:52:35,201 Dad's villain suits! This will make us unstoppable. 813 00:52:35,226 --> 00:52:37,488 Whoa. Ay, chihuahua! 814 00:52:37,513 --> 00:52:39,268 I got the black one. 815 00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:44,456 It's go time! 816 00:52:54,325 --> 00:52:56,880 Hello. Oh, hi. 817 00:52:56,905 --> 00:52:59,996 Hello, mother of Margo. I am Niko. 818 00:53:00,021 --> 00:53:04,915 I present you with pig to confirm my engagement to your daughter. 819 00:53:07,421 --> 00:53:08,937 - Hey, what now? - What's going on? 820 00:53:08,962 --> 00:53:10,430 Remember, little boots? 821 00:53:10,455 --> 00:53:13,856 - Hello, my schmoopsie poo. - Whoa! Hey! 822 00:53:13,881 --> 00:53:16,267 He seems to think you're engaged. 823 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:19,102 What? We're not engaged! 824 00:53:19,127 --> 00:53:22,184 Look, Niko. You seem like a very nice boy 825 00:53:22,209 --> 00:53:23,731 With a very nice pig. 826 00:53:23,756 --> 00:53:26,102 Uh, but you're not engaged. 827 00:53:26,764 --> 00:53:29,381 Okay? It's not happening. 828 00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:32,443 I understand. Who was I kidding? 829 00:53:32,468 --> 00:53:36,424 A dumpling like me with a goddess like you? 830 00:53:36,449 --> 00:53:40,793 But I promise: I will never forget you, Margo. 831 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:42,260 Never. 832 00:53:43,584 --> 00:53:46,256 Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't forget you, either. 833 00:53:46,281 --> 00:53:48,593 Bye. Bye, Niko. 834 00:53:48,618 --> 00:53:51,100 Wow, that was crazy! Wooo! 835 00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:53,339 That was totally humiliating! 836 00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:56,582 Taking a bite of that cheese was the stupidest thing I've ever done. 837 00:53:56,607 --> 00:53:58,002 Why did I listen to you? 838 00:53:58,027 --> 00:54:00,419 Right, but it's over now, so... 839 00:54:00,444 --> 00:54:03,233 Ugh, here we go. Niko... 840 00:54:03,904 --> 00:54:07,543 You! You refuse my son's engagement pig? 841 00:54:07,568 --> 00:54:08,171 What? 842 00:54:08,196 --> 00:54:13,425 May you and your daughter die a slow death and be buried with onions! 843 00:54:15,479 --> 00:54:17,185 Alright, lady. That's it! 844 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:22,612 Nobody...nobody! ...curses my daughter! You got that? 845 00:54:22,637 --> 00:54:25,593 Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! 846 00:54:25,618 --> 00:54:30,146 And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! 847 00:54:30,171 --> 00:54:32,508 Do you understand me? 848 00:54:32,533 --> 00:54:33,645 Yes, yes. 849 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:36,574 Good. Now, GET! 850 00:54:39,829 --> 00:54:42,750 Look, Margo. I think we just need to... Oh. 851 00:54:46,146 --> 00:54:47,442 Yes! 852 00:54:47,467 --> 00:54:49,854 Oh! I've to tell Gru! 853 00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:08,468 - Can we go back now? - Already? 854 00:55:08,493 --> 00:55:10,197 Just a couple more hours! 855 00:55:10,222 --> 00:55:12,707 We have to be home before it gets dark. 856 00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:15,577 I don't understand. 857 00:55:15,602 --> 00:55:17,920 I did exactly what the man said. 858 00:55:17,945 --> 00:55:21,253 You mean that one-eyed, scar-faced man that everybody laughed at? 859 00:55:21,278 --> 00:55:23,589 Yeah. It makes no sense. 860 00:55:23,614 --> 00:55:26,101 - Look, Agnes, maybe we're not... - Huh! 861 00:55:37,550 --> 00:55:40,944 My whole life has been building to this moment! 862 00:55:46,797 --> 00:55:48,027 Um. It's a... 863 00:55:48,052 --> 00:55:49,861 Unicorn! 864 00:55:51,694 --> 00:55:53,812 I can't believe it! 865 00:55:54,237 --> 00:55:56,829 I'm gonna name you Lucky! 866 00:55:57,018 --> 00:56:00,156 Oh, Lucky, stop it... 867 00:56:01,203 --> 00:56:04,160 Yeah. I'll let someone else burst her bubble. 868 00:56:10,692 --> 00:56:14,422 Look at us! Two brothers pulling a heist. 869 00:56:14,447 --> 00:56:20,065 And that diamond will make us the richest, most powerful villains in the world! 870 00:56:20,090 --> 00:56:21,597 Right, Brother? 871 00:56:22,686 --> 00:56:25,757 Right. Yeah. Yeah... 872 00:56:27,655 --> 00:56:31,532 Bravo! Bravissimo! You're amazing. 873 00:56:31,557 --> 00:56:33,952 I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. I was very rude. 874 00:56:33,977 --> 00:56:36,186 - And you were always such a gentleman. - You did it! You did it! 875 00:56:36,211 --> 00:56:38,116 You got our jobs back. 876 00:56:44,576 --> 00:56:46,707 Oh yeah. Right. Sure. 877 00:56:46,732 --> 00:56:48,615 Oh look, we're here! 878 00:56:55,407 --> 00:56:57,836 I'm going in. Take the wheel. 879 00:56:57,861 --> 00:57:00,423 I still don't see why I can't go with you. 880 00:57:00,448 --> 00:57:01,977 Hey. Hey, we discussed this. 881 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:04,456 Now is not the time to mess with the plan. 882 00:57:04,481 --> 00:57:06,268 Fine... 883 00:57:19,503 --> 00:57:21,294 - Hey, brother. - What? 884 00:57:21,319 --> 00:57:24,058 I told you, you were supposed to stay with the boat! 885 00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:26,978 Oh, I didn't think you meant that literally. 886 00:57:27,003 --> 00:57:29,422 What other way could I have meant it? 887 00:57:30,027 --> 00:57:33,303 Alright. Let's move. Just follow my lead. 888 00:57:33,328 --> 00:57:34,875 Got it. 889 00:57:38,274 --> 00:57:40,440 Help me! Ow! Ow! Ow! 890 00:57:40,465 --> 00:57:42,485 Oh no! The poison spikes! 891 00:57:42,510 --> 00:57:45,173 Oh, I'm gonna be impaled! 892 00:57:47,049 --> 00:57:49,384 Ha ha! I'm okay! 893 00:57:49,648 --> 00:57:51,585 I missed the Minions. 894 00:57:51,610 --> 00:57:52,929 Come on! 895 00:57:58,861 --> 00:58:00,442 Coming. 896 00:58:06,168 --> 00:58:07,671 Coming. 897 00:58:12,136 --> 00:58:13,533 Come on. 898 00:58:19,101 --> 00:58:20,808 It's a scanning device! 899 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,953 Quick... camouflage mode. 900 00:58:23,323 --> 00:58:25,300 Freeze! And close your eyes. 901 00:58:25,325 --> 00:58:27,137 And cover your mouth! 902 00:58:32,903 --> 00:58:34,903 Okay. Take my hand! 903 00:58:57,990 --> 00:59:00,935 Ha ha. Follow me! 904 00:59:17,527 --> 00:59:18,822 Ha ha. 905 00:59:24,027 --> 00:59:25,852 Look out! 906 00:59:29,726 --> 00:59:33,025 You're right. I should've stay in the boat. 907 00:59:33,079 --> 00:59:35,897 My stomach feels all queasy. 908 00:59:35,922 --> 00:59:39,761 I shouldn't have eaten that hot pie. 909 00:59:40,139 --> 00:59:42,654 Hey. Hey. Relax. 910 00:59:42,679 --> 00:59:46,520 You're going to be just fine. I got your back. 911 00:59:52,678 --> 00:59:54,445 Come on, this way. 912 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,282 Gru would take this. Gru would take that. 913 00:59:58,307 --> 00:59:59,895 Go, go, go! 914 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,730 Eh, Peter, that way. 915 01:00:01,755 --> 01:00:03,104 Oh, okay. 916 01:00:24,634 --> 01:00:26,312 Go, go. Go, go, go. 917 01:00:39,087 --> 01:00:40,984 Huh? Hey, come back. 918 01:00:51,043 --> 01:00:54,337 Hello. Hello. Hello. 919 01:01:00,965 --> 01:01:02,905 You jacket is located within easy reach. 920 01:01:02,930 --> 01:01:05,851 Inflate your jacket by pulling the toggle. Like this... 921 01:01:05,883 --> 01:01:08,184 Thank for your attention, enjoy your flight. 922 01:01:13,864 --> 01:01:17,730 Straight ahead. Straight ahead. Straight ahead. 923 01:01:19,238 --> 01:01:21,777 Bud-Buddy. Bud-Buddy! 924 01:01:22,391 --> 01:01:25,416 Buddy!!! 925 01:01:25,855 --> 01:01:27,601 It looks like it's right above us. 926 01:01:27,626 --> 01:01:30,201 Okay! What do I do? Should I wait in the vent? 927 01:01:30,226 --> 01:01:31,999 No. Come with me. 928 01:01:47,557 --> 01:01:49,782 I'd like to thank the Academy. 929 01:01:52,128 --> 01:01:53,613 - I can... - No no no no no... 930 01:01:53,638 --> 01:01:56,081 - Why? I can do it. - Don't, don't, don't! 931 01:01:56,106 --> 01:01:59,250 Yes, yes, Molly Ringwald. I will take you to the prom. 932 01:01:59,275 --> 01:02:02,289 What... Who… Where... What... Who's there…? 933 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,846 Ninety nine red balloons... 934 01:02:12,871 --> 01:02:14,699 Whoops! Almost forgot. 935 01:02:25,290 --> 01:02:27,610 Shh, shh. Over here! 936 01:02:29,227 --> 01:02:30,765 Stay close. 937 01:02:35,207 --> 01:02:36,504 Dolls. 938 01:02:36,529 --> 01:02:40,388 Looks like Bratt was the only one stupid enough to buy this junk. 939 01:02:40,413 --> 01:02:43,537 Oh. I used to have one of these! 940 01:02:43,562 --> 01:02:45,907 Pew pew pew! 941 01:02:45,932 --> 01:02:48,884 Aaah! Oww! 942 01:02:48,909 --> 01:02:51,028 Hey! Shh! Come on! 943 01:02:58,599 --> 01:03:01,629 Alright. We're getting close. 944 01:03:01,654 --> 01:03:06,044 From now on, every move must be made with ultra precision and purpose. 945 01:03:07,823 --> 01:03:09,063 Gum! 946 01:03:09,088 --> 01:03:10,496 Focus! 947 01:03:10,521 --> 01:03:13,120 We're after the diamond, not the bubble gum! 948 01:03:13,145 --> 01:03:14,810 Ah, got it. 949 01:03:17,121 --> 01:03:19,102 Mmm. Yum. 950 01:03:20,205 --> 01:03:21,671 This way! 951 01:03:22,284 --> 01:03:25,591 And now to put this where it belongs. 952 01:03:26,850 --> 01:03:27,583 What? 953 01:03:27,608 --> 01:03:31,222 Look at it, Clive. It's beautiful! 954 01:03:37,085 --> 01:03:40,051 Will you please shut up? He's gonna spot us. 955 01:03:42,221 --> 01:03:45,681 Spit it out! Spit it out! I told you not to touch anything! 956 01:03:48,724 --> 01:03:52,061 Intruders! Intruders! Intruders! 957 01:03:54,009 --> 01:03:56,112 Freeze, dipsticks! 958 01:03:56,137 --> 01:03:58,688 Gru! There's two of you now? 959 01:03:58,713 --> 01:04:01,464 Then this will be twice as much fun. 960 01:04:08,051 --> 01:04:10,307 Aaaaah! Give me back my diamond! 961 01:04:10,332 --> 01:04:12,300 Total lockdown!! 962 01:04:12,325 --> 01:04:14,487 Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!! 963 01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:25,867 They're gonna get us! They're gonna get us! 964 01:04:31,123 --> 01:04:32,582 Run! 965 01:04:38,870 --> 01:04:40,129 Oh no… 966 01:04:40,154 --> 01:04:42,717 Oh no? What does that mean? 967 01:04:42,742 --> 01:04:45,850 ARE WE GONNA DIE?? ARE WE GONNA DIE?? 968 01:04:45,875 --> 01:04:47,765 WE'RE GONNA DIE!! 969 01:04:57,153 --> 01:04:58,372 What? 970 01:04:58,859 --> 01:05:01,082 Hey, guys. Hold on! 971 01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:03,014 Lucy! 972 01:05:09,714 --> 01:05:12,491 Thank you for saving us! Woo! 973 01:05:12,516 --> 01:05:15,033 “Look! We got the diamond! And we're going to... 974 01:05:15,058 --> 01:05:18,775 Take it to the AVL and get our job back! 975 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,578 Wait! 976 01:05:19,603 --> 01:05:21,196 What? That's amazing! 977 01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:24,406 And the best part is you are never ever 978 01:05:24,431 --> 01:05:28,309 go behind my back ever again! 979 01:05:28,334 --> 01:05:31,332 - Right, honeybear? - Yup! Yup! Right. 980 01:05:31,357 --> 01:05:33,077 Lesson learned. 981 01:05:46,150 --> 01:05:48,662 I'll get the girls and start packing and tell them the good news! 982 01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:50,876 Ah, we're getting our jobs back, yeah! 983 01:05:50,901 --> 01:05:53,378 Yes. Yes. Go tell the girls. 984 01:05:54,499 --> 01:05:55,241 Dru. 985 01:05:55,266 --> 01:05:58,355 No. No way! We can't give the diamond back! 986 01:05:58,380 --> 01:06:00,889 - I have to. - No, you don't! 987 01:06:00,914 --> 01:06:02,925 - Yes, I do. - Give it. 988 01:06:02,950 --> 01:06:04,323 - No! - Give it! 989 01:06:04,348 --> 01:06:06,240 Ow! What is wrong with you? 990 01:06:06,265 --> 01:06:07,567 What is wrong with you? 991 01:06:07,592 --> 01:06:08,528 You kicked me! 992 01:06:08,553 --> 01:06:09,969 You-You lied to me. 993 01:06:09,994 --> 01:06:11,932 Hey. I would have told you the truth. 994 01:06:11,957 --> 01:06:14,879 But you're too much of a wimp to handle it. 995 01:06:14,904 --> 01:06:16,394 That's it, I'm out of here. 996 01:06:16,419 --> 01:06:19,410 You have no right to take that, we stole it together. 997 01:06:19,435 --> 01:06:21,027 Together? 998 01:06:21,437 --> 01:06:22,754 You got to be kidding me. 999 01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:24,997 You did nothing but screwed up the whole time. 1000 01:06:25,022 --> 01:06:26,757 I got this in spite of you. 1001 01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:29,771 Oh, yeah? Well, at least I didn't get fired 1002 01:06:29,796 --> 01:06:32,158 from my job like a total loser. 1003 01:06:32,183 --> 01:06:33,868 At least I had a job. 1004 01:06:33,893 --> 01:06:35,965 What have you accomplished that was so great? 1005 01:06:35,990 --> 01:06:39,170 I'll tell you what: Nothing! 1006 01:06:39,392 --> 01:06:42,953 No wonder Dad thought you were such a failure. 1007 01:06:44,715 --> 01:06:46,775 We're no longer brothers! 1008 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,568 That's fine with me! 1009 01:07:30,923 --> 01:07:34,668 Gru! I found a unicorn! 1010 01:07:36,525 --> 01:07:38,681 My life is complete! 1011 01:07:41,014 --> 01:07:45,861 Honey, that's... that's not actually a unicorn. 1012 01:07:47,445 --> 01:07:51,096 But-But he has one horn. 1013 01:07:51,230 --> 01:07:54,299 I'm-I'm sorry, sweetie, but... 1014 01:07:54,324 --> 01:07:57,138 he's just a goat. 1015 01:07:57,163 --> 01:08:00,278 Life is just like that sometimes. 1016 01:08:00,303 --> 01:08:02,735 We're hoping for a unicorn 1017 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:05,022 and we get a goat. 1018 01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:08,968 Well, you know what? 1019 01:08:08,993 --> 01:08:13,083 Lucky is the best goat in the whole wide world! 1020 01:08:13,108 --> 01:08:17,421 Look at that face! I just want to squeeze it. 1021 01:08:21,735 --> 01:08:23,420 I'll take this. 1022 01:08:23,445 --> 01:08:26,540 You've been a bad boy, Gru. 1023 01:08:26,565 --> 01:08:28,580 Can you get the rest of the suitcases? 1024 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,412 Come on, girls, let's go! 1025 01:08:30,437 --> 01:08:34,539 Let's get physical, physical! 1026 01:08:41,155 --> 01:08:43,251 Change of plan, girls. 1027 01:08:43,276 --> 01:08:45,436 Instead of going home... 1028 01:08:45,461 --> 01:08:47,632 Eyebrows. Ow! 1029 01:08:47,764 --> 01:08:50,973 We're going to Hollywood! 1030 01:08:52,056 --> 01:08:55,078 Now that's what I call acting. 1031 01:08:55,649 --> 01:08:59,373 Let's go, Clive. We've got a giant robot waiting. 1032 01:09:02,185 --> 01:09:03,217 Huh? 1033 01:09:04,212 --> 01:09:06,487 Huh? Lucy? 1034 01:09:07,818 --> 01:09:09,542 Bratt, he took the girls! 1035 01:09:09,567 --> 01:09:10,766 What? 1036 01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:16,250 Dru! Dru! 1037 01:09:16,264 --> 01:09:18,986 Go away. I don't want to talk to you. 1038 01:09:19,011 --> 01:09:21,537 Bratt has the girls! 1039 01:09:27,721 --> 01:09:29,692 Listen, brother. What... 1040 01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:31,989 - About what I said. - No, I'm the one... 1041 01:09:32,014 --> 01:09:33,779 But I shouldn't have... 1042 01:09:33,804 --> 01:09:36,089 I'm-I'm sorry. 1043 01:09:37,030 --> 01:09:39,465 I'm so sorry, Gru. 1044 01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:41,333 Awww. 1045 01:09:41,682 --> 01:09:43,346 Oh, look out! 1046 01:09:43,371 --> 01:09:44,968 What is that? 1047 01:09:45,277 --> 01:09:47,672 Hey. Hey! Infront! 1048 01:09:48,729 --> 01:09:50,522 Caramba! Caramba! 1049 01:09:50,547 --> 01:09:53,203 CARAMBAAAAA! 1050 01:09:53,228 --> 01:09:54,416 Mel? 1051 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:56,180 Huh? Gru? 1052 01:09:57,532 --> 01:10:00,081 Got to turn this thing around... 1053 01:10:00,711 --> 01:10:01,790 Gru! 1054 01:10:01,815 --> 01:10:06,339 Wait for us. GRUUUUU... 1055 01:10:30,218 --> 01:10:33,652 Hello, Hollywood! 1056 01:10:33,677 --> 01:10:36,912 I'm back and bigger than ever. 1057 01:10:38,421 --> 01:10:39,970 I'm scared! 1058 01:10:39,995 --> 01:10:42,727 Thank you. Thank you so... 1059 01:10:48,277 --> 01:10:49,875 You can't leave me here! 1060 01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:51,507 I've paid this! 1061 01:10:52,244 --> 01:10:54,847 Clive, arm the cannons. 1062 01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:59,739 Chew on this! 1063 01:11:16,215 --> 01:11:18,853 Hey, mullet-head. Let us out! 1064 01:11:18,878 --> 01:11:20,877 Oh, don't worry, girls. 1065 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:24,471 I've prepared a front row seat for you. 1066 01:11:40,211 --> 01:11:42,224 - Waaah! - Agnes! 1067 01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:46,973 Once again, I win and Gru loses. 1068 01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:49,331 Enjoy the show, girls. 1069 01:11:56,639 --> 01:11:58,357 What in the heck? 1070 01:11:58,505 --> 01:12:00,346 I hope the girls are okay. 1071 01:12:00,371 --> 01:12:01,386 Bratt! Brother! 1072 01:12:01,411 --> 01:12:03,662 9 o'clock. No. 3 o'clock. 1073 01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:05,369 He's on the left! 1074 01:12:07,124 --> 01:12:09,488 Huh, no. I've seen this episode. 1075 01:12:09,513 --> 01:12:11,145 He's going to bubble gum the whole city 1076 01:12:11,170 --> 01:12:13,294 and send it up into space. 1077 01:12:13,319 --> 01:12:14,802 Hurry! 1078 01:12:25,423 --> 01:12:27,361 This is it. This is it. 1079 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:29,820 Lights! Camera! 1080 01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:31,719 LASER! 1081 01:12:41,748 --> 01:12:43,465 Yeah. 1082 01:12:49,378 --> 01:12:51,025 Look. I got the girls. 1083 01:12:51,050 --> 01:12:52,398 You two go take care of Bratt. 1084 01:12:52,423 --> 01:12:54,445 Wait. What are you doing? 1085 01:13:00,230 --> 01:13:01,925 Look, you guys. It's Lucy. 1086 01:13:01,950 --> 01:13:04,335 Lucy, over here. Help! Help us! 1087 01:13:04,367 --> 01:13:06,169 Mama's coming, girls. 1088 01:13:06,194 --> 01:13:08,034 - Lucy! - Right here! 1089 01:13:08,641 --> 01:13:10,195 Look at that laser go. 1090 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:12,524 I love it when a plan comes together. 1091 01:13:12,549 --> 01:13:15,320 Aaaah! It's Gru! 1092 01:13:17,392 --> 01:13:18,776 Get ready, Bratt. 1093 01:13:18,801 --> 01:13:22,016 You're about to be blasted back to the 80's. 1094 01:13:33,496 --> 01:13:36,530 Ah ho! We got him! 1095 01:13:44,875 --> 01:13:46,225 - Oh no. - Don't worry. 1096 01:13:46,250 --> 01:13:48,298 There's more where that came from. 1097 01:13:48,323 --> 01:13:50,938 It'll take more than that to stop me. 1098 01:13:50,963 --> 01:13:53,867 Bratt pack, go get that barf bag. 1099 01:14:01,659 --> 01:14:03,915 Oh, incoming! 1100 01:14:04,901 --> 01:14:06,335 Ow. Ow. Ow. 1101 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:07,863 You, little... 1102 01:14:15,088 --> 01:14:16,888 Quick! Jump! 1103 01:14:18,995 --> 01:14:20,458 Boners! 1104 01:14:20,483 --> 01:14:23,078 Did you see that, Clive? All gone. 1105 01:14:23,103 --> 01:14:25,285 Bye bye, Wonder Twins. 1106 01:14:43,556 --> 01:14:45,314 Whoa! Ooh la la! 1107 01:14:45,339 --> 01:14:47,456 What are all those bubbles? 1108 01:14:53,237 --> 01:14:54,650 Help! 1109 01:14:54,727 --> 01:14:55,830 Help! 1110 01:14:55,855 --> 01:14:57,330 Hang on! 1111 01:15:04,686 --> 01:15:07,308 Hang on, girls! I got you! 1112 01:15:07,385 --> 01:15:10,267 I can't. I'm slipping! 1113 01:15:11,309 --> 01:15:13,207 No! 1114 01:15:14,478 --> 01:15:15,808 Gotcha. 1115 01:15:18,048 --> 01:15:19,438 Thank you, Lucy. 1116 01:15:19,463 --> 01:15:21,969 Let's go! We're not safe yet! 1117 01:15:24,730 --> 01:15:26,962 Minions, time to do what we do best. 1118 01:15:26,987 --> 01:15:29,898 We will cheer for our boss. We will fight for our boss. 1119 01:15:29,923 --> 01:15:31,678 We'll pop the bubbles! 1120 01:15:31,703 --> 01:15:32,960 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1121 01:15:32,985 --> 01:15:34,645 - Villain! - Villain! 1122 01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:37,659 You guys too! You guys are villains! 1123 01:15:50,627 --> 01:15:52,843 Look at what we have here. 1124 01:15:52,868 --> 01:15:57,490 Sorry, Gru. This is going to be a total burn. 1125 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:05,582 Oh, no. No! No, no, no, no... 1126 01:16:09,442 --> 01:16:12,735 I've been a bad boy! 1127 01:16:20,177 --> 01:16:24,131 Nobody messes with my brother! 1128 01:16:26,925 --> 01:16:28,003 Aaaah! 1129 01:16:28,028 --> 01:16:29,650 Aaaaahh! 1130 01:16:35,192 --> 01:16:37,346 What? What's happening? 1131 01:16:50,156 --> 01:16:52,216 Dru! 1132 01:16:52,503 --> 01:16:54,399 Hold on! I'm coming! 1133 01:16:58,555 --> 01:17:01,143 You've ruined everything. 1134 01:17:01,168 --> 01:17:03,655 And now, it's time to die. 1135 01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:06,371 Any last words, Gru? 1136 01:17:06,593 --> 01:17:08,090 You know what? 1137 01:17:08,115 --> 01:17:10,834 I got two words for you. 1138 01:17:11,405 --> 01:17:13,111 Dance fight. 1139 01:17:13,939 --> 01:17:17,662 Oh, it is alright, Donkey Kong. 1140 01:17:17,687 --> 01:17:20,827 I'm going to enjoy this. 1141 01:17:40,022 --> 01:17:41,329 Enough! 1142 01:17:41,718 --> 01:17:43,051 My turn. 1143 01:18:02,911 --> 01:18:04,453 Oh oh. 1144 01:18:07,721 --> 01:18:09,507 Game over! 1145 01:18:11,984 --> 01:18:15,210 Is this what you're looking for? 1146 01:18:15,235 --> 01:18:16,626 No! 1147 01:18:17,063 --> 01:18:18,998 Ow. Ow. Ow. 1148 01:18:26,282 --> 01:18:28,606 No...! 1149 01:18:31,754 --> 01:18:34,211 Curse you, Gru! 1150 01:18:34,658 --> 01:18:36,409 Curse you. 1151 01:18:36,434 --> 01:18:39,141 Bill, over there. Robert, work your pick. 1152 01:18:39,166 --> 01:18:40,936 Chuck, more bashing. 1153 01:18:45,110 --> 01:18:46,427 Dru. 1154 01:18:46,452 --> 01:18:47,716 Dru. 1155 01:18:55,123 --> 01:18:57,342 Hey, we did it. 1156 01:18:57,705 --> 01:19:00,205 Yes, we did, brother. 1157 01:19:00,230 --> 01:19:03,284 - Gru! - Gru! 1158 01:19:16,934 --> 01:19:18,039 Gru! 1159 01:19:18,064 --> 01:19:20,622 Hey, Mel. Welcome back. 1160 01:19:20,647 --> 01:19:21,401 Woo-hooooo! 1161 01:19:21,426 --> 01:19:24,342 - Yay! - Yay! 1162 01:19:53,586 --> 01:19:55,353 Love you, Mom. 1163 01:19:59,832 --> 01:20:03,107 I'm a Mom. I'm a Mom! 1164 01:20:05,999 --> 01:20:08,206 Fight! Ha ha! 1165 01:20:13,506 --> 01:20:14,210 Ha ha ha... 1166 01:20:14,235 --> 01:20:15,732 Cheater! 1167 01:20:15,757 --> 01:20:18,339 - How do you like this, Cheater? - No. No. 1168 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,453 Boys. Time for bed. 1169 01:20:21,478 --> 01:20:23,485 We're back at work in the morning. 1170 01:20:23,661 --> 01:20:26,782 - I'm coming, sweetie. - Hi, Lucy. 1171 01:20:26,807 --> 01:20:28,523 See you tomorrow, brother. 1172 01:20:28,548 --> 01:20:31,804 Hey, I'm back on the job. So no villainy tonight. 1173 01:20:31,829 --> 01:20:33,001 Huh, got it? 1174 01:20:33,026 --> 01:20:36,200 I make no promises. Love you! 1175 01:20:36,225 --> 01:20:38,155 Uh-huh, right. 1176 01:20:38,366 --> 01:20:40,019 I love you too. 1177 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:41,976 - Awwww. - Awwww. 1178 01:20:42,817 --> 01:20:44,657 Alright, every... Go. Go. 1179 01:20:44,682 --> 01:20:46,151 Go to bed. 1180 01:20:50,359 --> 01:20:52,867 Hey. Guys. Come on. 1181 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:13,481 - What is happening? - It's coming from outside! 1182 01:21:15,478 --> 01:21:18,919 Hey, I thought we said no more villainy! 1183 01:21:18,944 --> 01:21:20,248 Sorry, brother. 1184 01:21:20,273 --> 01:21:23,424 - Somebody's got to keep the family tradition alive. - Yoo-hoo. 1185 01:21:23,449 --> 01:21:24,494 Right? 1186 01:21:24,519 --> 01:21:26,722 - Yeah! - Villain! 1187 01:21:26,747 --> 01:21:28,599 - Yeah! - Kumbaya! 1188 01:21:34,295 --> 01:21:35,955 Let's get him. 1189 01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:38,656 Honey, he's my brother. 1190 01:21:38,681 --> 01:21:41,267 We'll give him a 5 minute head start. 1191 01:21:47,706 --> 01:21:52,761 Subtitle created by - Aorion - 1191 01:21:53,305 --> 01:22:53,729 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7wy Help other users to choose the best subtitles