1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,406 Illuminat... 3 00:00:30,782 --> 00:00:32,492 Illuminat... 4 00:00:33,618 --> 00:00:34,661 Illuminat... 5 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:42,460 Illumination! 6 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,225 The year was 1985, 7 00:00:57,392 --> 00:00:59,644 and the number one show on TV was... 8 00:00:59,728 --> 00:01:02,105 Evil Bratt! 9 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:06,443 The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child prodigy 10 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:10,989 and criminal mastermind bent on world domination. 11 00:01:11,156 --> 00:01:12,490 There he is! Get him! 12 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:19,080 I've been a bad boy! 13 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,958 Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s, 14 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:25,378 striking a chord with audiences all over the world. 15 00:01:27,005 --> 00:01:29,215 There he is! Get him! 16 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:32,719 But it all came to an end in Season 3, when... 17 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,680 I've been a bad boy! 18 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:37,616 The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt. 19 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,058 Boy? Ugh! 20 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:42,395 The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him 21 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:45,482 and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral, 22 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:50,820 starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV. 23 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:52,447 What are you looking at? 24 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:54,824 Leading us all to wonder, 25 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,951 where is he now? 26 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:04,709 You know what, Clive? 27 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,212 Playing a villain on TV was fun, 28 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:10,840 but being one in real life is even better. 29 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,217 Heist music! 30 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,510 Here it comes. 31 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:19,057 What? Clive, what are you doing? 32 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,809 How is that heist music? 33 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,393 Sorry. My bad. 34 00:02:56,261 --> 00:02:57,637 Ew! 35 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,309 Mommy! 36 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:05,937 Stop or I'll... 37 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:12,026 Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kind of monster! 38 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:13,150 Wait! That's not a monster. 39 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:16,614 That's a man wearing shoulder pads! 40 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:18,324 There's only one supervillain 41 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:20,660 whose fashion sense is quite that dated. 42 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:22,620 Balthazar Bratt. 43 00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:25,373 Blast it! The Dumont Diamond is on that ship. 44 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:29,544 I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately! 45 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:37,677 We're already here. Agents Grucy are closing fast. 46 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,471 Yes! Wait. What did you call us? 47 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:43,808 "Grucy." You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it. 48 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:46,769 Oh! I like it, but not a lot. 49 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:47,854 I don't like it. 50 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,069 Stop! On the ground! 51 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,594 Go, go, go! 52 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:26,351 Eh? 53 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:37,028 Too late again, Gru! 54 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,579 Wha? 55 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:47,747 He's getting away! 56 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:49,582 That's what he thinks. 57 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:57,048 Go! Go! Go... 58 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,718 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 59 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,265 I don't think we can make it, Gru! 60 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,392 We can make it! 61 00:05:09,644 --> 00:05:12,605 We can make it! 62 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,401 No, we can't! 63 00:05:16,651 --> 00:05:17,652 Ahh! 64 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:18,987 Get ready! 65 00:05:20,697 --> 00:05:22,490 Get ready for... 66 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,503 Hey. How you doing? 67 00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:39,298 Are you okay? 68 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,969 You guys are so cute. 69 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:44,595 Go get him, Gru-Gru! 70 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:46,723 Hello, Gru. 71 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:49,600 How's your transition coming? 72 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:51,477 You know, from world's worst villain 73 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:53,312 to world's worst agent? 74 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,690 Oh, that's hilarious. You should be on TV. 75 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:59,360 Oh, that's right. You were! But then you got canceled! 76 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:01,237 Ha-ha! 77 00:06:01,988 --> 00:06:03,156 What about that? Ugh! 78 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,117 What? Oh, girls! Oh! 79 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:09,995 Dance fight! 80 00:06:23,176 --> 00:06:24,385 Ow! 81 00:06:28,473 --> 00:06:32,143 Alpha Team, the diamond is secure. Come and pick up the package. 82 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,520 Copy that. Alpha Team in approach. 83 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,152 Gru! 84 00:06:41,778 --> 00:06:43,571 Did you actually think I was unconscious? 85 00:06:43,738 --> 00:06:46,115 Huh! It's called acting, hoser. 86 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:48,534 And clearly, I've still got it! 87 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:06,219 I've been a bad boy! 88 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:09,281 Freeze! Don't move! 89 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:10,515 Son of a Betamax! 90 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,183 Go, go! Get him! 91 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,893 He's getting away! 92 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:16,312 This isn't over, Gru. 93 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:19,357 You hear me? This is not over. 94 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:22,235 Yeah? Well, I still have the diamond. 95 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:25,279 Happy birthday to you 96 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:28,032 Happy birthday to... 97 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:33,996 Happy birthday, dear Dan 98 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:39,210 Happy birthday to you 99 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:12,285 I can't believe Bratt got away again. 100 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,328 How is this possible? How? 101 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,088 And it's not just that he got away, 102 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:25,882 it is he's so smug about it. 103 00:08:25,965 --> 00:08:29,177 "Ooh, I've been a bad boy!" 104 00:08:29,427 --> 00:08:33,097 Gah! Edna, hey! Looking hot today. 105 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:35,141 Got cats on you. 106 00:08:35,308 --> 00:08:40,271 And it was so humiliating, dangling there in the bubble-gum Speedo. 107 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:43,191 And I didn't have time to go to the gym this week, 108 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:47,904 and I had a big breakfast. And was feeling a little bloated. 109 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:52,283 You know what? He's not even worth talking about. 110 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:56,454 I don't even want to waste another breath about the guy. 111 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,456 And another thing! 112 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:03,377 Next time I see Bratt, I will moonwalk all over his stupid face! 113 00:09:08,007 --> 00:09:11,219 Thank you all for coming at such short notice. 114 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:16,641 It is with great sadness that I inform you that, as of today, 115 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:20,436 I am retiring as head of the AVL. 116 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:23,731 Oh, no! 117 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:29,195 Your new leader is coming directly from head office. 118 00:09:29,362 --> 00:09:31,656 Effective immediately. 119 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,909 She is the very gifted, 120 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:39,080 very ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci. 121 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:43,209 As I look out over all your faces, 122 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,753 I am flooded with so many memories. 123 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,422 Oh, boy! This is a snooze fest! 124 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:49,524 Excuse me, this is my last... 125 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:50,567 Blah, blah, blah! We understand. 126 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,802 You're old, you're fat, you're done. 127 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:54,762 Let me breathe in. 128 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,975 Ooh, broke a little sweat, there. 129 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:02,061 First order of business, 130 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,897 which one of you losers is Agent Gru? 131 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:08,442 Oh, that would be me. 132 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:12,780 Although, I don't know if I'd say "loser," per se. 133 00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:15,449 Kind of is... 134 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:17,702 Oh, it's the girls! 135 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:19,996 Not a good time. 136 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,205 Hey! Ahh! 137 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,249 Yes, sir! Uh... 138 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,710 Ma'am? You're making me nervous. 139 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,963 How could you let Balthazar Bratt, 140 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,215 the AVL's most wanted villain, 141 00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:32,550 just get away? 142 00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:34,885 That is the opposite of what we do here! 143 00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:36,095 Okay, okay. 144 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,098 Yes, maybe he got away. Again. 145 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:41,892 But he didn't get the diamond. 146 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,937 And I am this close to bringing him in. 147 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:47,231 This close. 148 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:49,066 Huh. Interesting. 149 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,443 You're fired! 150 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:51,861 What? 151 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,572 That's totally not fair. Gru is a great agent! 152 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,990 You know what? If you fire him, 153 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,409 you're gonna have to fire me, sister-sister. 154 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,453 And do you really wanna do that? 155 00:11:00,578 --> 00:11:02,079 Do ya? 156 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:04,206 No, no, no! 157 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:11,839 Well, I guess she did. 158 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,513 Honey, you didn't have to do that. 159 00:11:19,597 --> 00:11:21,265 I know how much you love your job. 160 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,601 Well, I love other things more. 161 00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:28,856 You know, we're gonna have to tell the girls. 162 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,691 Can you do it? 163 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:33,444 The whole "mom" thing is still kind of new to me. 164 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,945 Oh, sure. 165 00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:38,157 Huh? 166 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,951 Psst! 167 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,003 Hello? 168 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,182 Aloha! 169 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,309 Oh! 170 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,521 This is unexpected. 171 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,940 Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so... 172 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,358 We made you dinner! 173 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,567 It's a luau! 174 00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:16,445 We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles! 175 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:18,280 Oh! Yay! Yay! 176 00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:34,422 The soup of the day. 177 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:36,048 Madame and Monsieur. 178 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,384 The gummy bears were my idea. 179 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,350 Mmm! Looks too good to even eat. 180 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:47,726 Am I right? 181 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,604 But I made it for you. Oh. 182 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,775 Mmm-mmm-mmm! 183 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:58,487 Good soup! I love the combination 184 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,322 of gummy bears 185 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:01,657 and meat. 186 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,206 I'm gonna hold it in my mouth. 187 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,173 'Cause it's so good, I don't wanna swallow it. 188 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,793 So, how was work? 189 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:16,130 Ooh, did you take that guy down? Did anything explode? 190 00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:18,757 Well, actually, 191 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:23,429 today, Lucy and I were invited to not work 192 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,389 at the AVL anymore. 193 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,892 No! 194 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,312 You got fired? 195 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,647 Oh, no! No, no, no. 196 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,859 Yes. 197 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,736 But don't worry. 198 00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:41,489 I'm sure we'll get new jobs. Real soon. 199 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,866 Even better ones. 200 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,660 What's better than being super-cool secret agents? 201 00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,664 Ooh, I know! You could gamble online! 202 00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:52,666 That's what Katie's dad does. 203 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,711 Okay. We will definitely look into that. 204 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,546 That's a good suggestion. 205 00:13:57,713 --> 00:14:01,342 And let's not go over to Katie's house anymore. 206 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,094 Hmm? 207 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,518 Guys! Shh! I don't think you heard me right. 208 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:11,810 No, no, no. 209 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,563 This does not mean that we are going back to being villains. 210 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,735 Okay, all right. I get it. 211 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,446 Look, I know it's been a little tough lately. 212 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:27,701 Especially with Dr. Nefario accidentally freezing himself in carbonite. 213 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,083 But our life of crime is over! 214 00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:38,504 Mel! Mel, you're with me on this, right? 215 00:14:57,982 --> 00:15:00,609 Guys, listen to me! Read my lips! 216 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,993 What? What? 217 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,745 Oh... What did I say? It's not "comquit"? 218 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,539 Ah, okay. 219 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,626 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 220 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,172 Don't take that tone with me! We're not going back to villainy. 221 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,510 Yes! And I don't want to hear another word about it. 222 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:35,269 Look, if you guys don't stop right now, there will be consequences. 223 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,898 Hey! Don't say anything you're going to regret. 224 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,030 What? You quit? 225 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,158 You're serious? Come on! 226 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,499 Dave! Jerry! 227 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,045 Great news, guys. You have been promoted. 228 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:04,256 You're in charge now. Huh? Not bad. 229 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,642 Jeesh! 230 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,913 Ah, Monsieur Pompeux! 231 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,166 To what do we owe the presence 232 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,252 of the world's foremost gem expert? 233 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,421 The chief of police sent me. 234 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,508 He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt, 235 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,969 the Dumont Diamond was replaced with a phony. 236 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:09,822 Ooh, la-la! 237 00:17:10,114 --> 00:17:12,366 You have been duped! 238 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,118 What? We have? 239 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,452 Yes. 240 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:16,954 By me! 241 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:21,625 But, what is... 242 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,255 Oh, no! Help! 243 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:43,981 Ooh! 244 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,152 I've been a bad boy! 245 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,653 Or should I say... 246 00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,172 Oh! 247 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,279 Hey, Gru. 248 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,198 What you doing down here? 249 00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,992 In the dark. Alone. 250 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,203 Oh, nothing. Just thinking. 251 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,330 You okay? 252 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,041 Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 253 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,043 It's just... 254 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,922 I don't know. I guess I just feel like 255 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,632 a failure. 256 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,301 Like I don't have a purpose anymore. 257 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,429 Hey, mister, you are not a failure. 258 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,933 If only I could have nailed Bratt. 259 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,436 So many times, I almost had him. 260 00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,231 But now I'll never get the chance, 261 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,733 'cause I have been kicked to the curb. 262 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,318 Gru, you've got to let this go. 263 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,070 It's time to look forward. 264 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,405 Things will get better. I promise. 265 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,346 Excuse me. 266 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,516 Pardon me, young people? 267 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,686 Would you tell me how to get to this address? 268 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,025 I'm looking for a Mr. Gru. 269 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,498 Idiots. 270 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,712 No! Kyle! 271 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,755 Stop! Kyle, let go! 272 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,094 No! No! 273 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,138 You've got to be kidding me! 274 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,222 Lucy, did you... 275 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,986 He helps you if you have nightmares. 276 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,435 And he's really good to snuggle with. 277 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,978 Oh, no, no, no. Agnes! Agnes! 278 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,147 So take good care of him. 279 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,940 Thank you! 280 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,234 Agnes, what are you doing? 281 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,403 You sold your unicorn? 282 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:41,074 Well, I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job. 283 00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,993 I got two whole dollars for it. 284 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,706 Uh, excuse me? 285 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,917 Sorry, buddy, the sale's over. 286 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,710 Yes, but this will only take a... 287 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,338 Hey, eyebrows, get off the lawn. 288 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,589 Yeah, but... 289 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,882 Hey, could you... 290 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,842 Oh, uh, of course. 291 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,386 Now, as I was saying, I... 292 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,596 Uh... Oh. 293 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,139 Goodbye! 294 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:13,690 Listen, Agnes, you don't need to worry. We're going to be fine. 295 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,858 For real? 296 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,026 For real. 297 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,320 Now, come on, let's pack this stuff up. 298 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,197 Ow! Ow! Seriously? 299 00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,658 Buddy, you're not getting the hint. 300 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,494 Excuse me, Mr. Gru, 301 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:28,747 but I really must have a word with you. 302 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,415 How do you know my name? 303 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,961 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Fritz. 304 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,754 Ow! 305 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,047 Good puppy. 306 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:41,593 And I am inquiring on behalf of your twin brother, Dru. 307 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,178 He needs your help. 308 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:44,888 What? Twin brother? 309 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,015 Twin brother? 310 00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:48,392 Oh, ja. 311 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,645 He would like to fly you to Freedonia to meet him. 312 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,690 Your father has recently passed away and... 313 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,775 Okay, cuckoo. 314 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,820 I'm sorry, but my dad died when I was a baby, 315 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,489 and I don't have any brother. You got the wrong guy. 316 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:07,285 Really? Well, then, how do you explain this? 317 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,795 Bellissimo! 318 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,340 Oh, hello, Gru. 319 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,508 Hi, Mom. 320 00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:25,554 It's important to keep active in one's golden years. 321 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,222 Oh! 322 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:29,808 There you are, you cutie, you. 323 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,435 Oh! 324 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,689 Uh, these are my diving instructors. 325 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,109 Vincenzo und Paolo. 326 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:41,695 Ciao, boys. 327 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,448 So, what do you want? 328 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,701 Mom, do I have a twin brother? 329 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,954 Ah! How did you find out? Who told you? 330 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,539 Wait, what? It's true? 331 00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,583 You never told me I had a brother! 332 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,170 And you told me that Dad died of disappointment when I was born. 333 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:01,423 Ja, ja. That was the agreement. 334 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,468 Agreement? What are you talking about? 335 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,891 Shortly after you and your brother were born, 336 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,185 your father and I divorced. 337 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:16,563 We each took one son to raise on our own 338 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:20,025 and promised never to see each other again. 339 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,612 Obviously, 340 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,655 I got second pick. 341 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,452 I have a brother! 342 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,003 Hey, girls! How are things in Row B, huh? 343 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,631 I put together some fun activities for the trip! 344 00:23:42,798 --> 00:23:45,717 Who is up for some gin rummy? 345 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,677 Yeah, um... 346 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:49,638 We're good. 347 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,598 Oh, okay. 348 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,017 I'll just sit here and play solitaire. 349 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,519 I hope I win. 350 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:59,272 I wonder what Dru will be like. Ooh! 351 00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,941 Maybe we'll have the twin thing 352 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:04,027 when you can read each other's minds, no? 353 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,779 How cool would that be? 354 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,531 Um, super cool! 355 00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,583 Ooh! 356 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:28,885 Freedonia! Freedonia! Freedonia! 357 00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,054 Hi, piggy, piggy! 358 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,182 Whoa! Look at that house! 359 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,226 It's like a castle! 360 00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:39,896 I can't wait to meet my brother! 361 00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,649 Ugh. What's with all the pigs? 362 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,110 This is the family business. 363 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,488 The largest pig farm in the whole of Freedonia. 364 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:52,033 Okay, nice pig. 365 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:54,578 No! That's my private part! 366 00:24:57,205 --> 00:24:59,541 This pig has issues! 367 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,002 Please, come in. 368 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,514 Oh, this is amazing! 369 00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:18,560 Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel! But with pigs. 370 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:26,109 My brother! 371 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,407 My brother! 372 00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:33,617 Gru! 373 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:34,951 Dru! 374 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,167 Oh! 375 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:47,088 Brother! I am hugging you! 376 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,757 I'm so happy! 377 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:53,136 After all of these years, finally I'm meeting you! 378 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,013 Yup. All right. Good. 379 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:57,390 Oh, look at that. 380 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,935 You must be the beautiful wife. 381 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:01,895 Beautiful? Oh! 382 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,980 Stop it. Sweet talker. 383 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,107 How is my brother finding a wife like you 384 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:07,901 when he is so bald? 385 00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,527 I'm joking! 386 00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:15,116 These must be my nieces! 387 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:19,204 You're Agnes! You are small with big eyes. 388 00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:21,289 And it makes me wanna put you into my pocket. 389 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:22,916 You can't do that! 390 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,834 I'm too big. 391 00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:29,714 Edith! I can tell that you are a little mischievous. 392 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:32,092 We're gonna have to make a little trouble later. 393 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,344 I already have! 394 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,930 Ow! Ow! Please! 395 00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,182 Why are you doing that? Ow! 396 00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:43,061 Fist bump for mischievous behavior! 397 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:46,189 And Margo. Oh, you are so mature! 398 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,817 I'm guessing... Mmm... 15? 399 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,360 15? 400 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,863 She's 12. She looks 12 and will always be 12. 401 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,033 So, Dru, this place is amazing! 402 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:59,452 I mean, you just walk through the doors and you're like... 403 00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:03,456 Oh, it's nice, I guess, sure. 404 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,834 I'm not really into things. 405 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,131 - This is so cool! - Look at that! 406 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:13,508 Oh, my gosh! He's even got a helicopter! 407 00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,926 This is the best! 408 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,846 Yes, the best! 409 00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,282 All right, let's go home now. 410 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,390 Home? Why? 411 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:24,019 I don't know. This guy with the mansion and the cars 412 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:28,732 and all of the hair, with the silky smooth, luxurious hair. 413 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,151 I feel worse than I did before I came. 414 00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:34,321 But he's your brother, Gru. Give this a chance. 415 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:35,923 Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I 416 00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:37,657 catch up on some brother stuff, 417 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,452 you girls should go with Fritz. He has a surprise for you! 418 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,995 Yay! Awesome! 419 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,288 I love surprises! 420 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,415 Oh, this is perfect! Mother-daughter bonding time. 421 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,708 Let's do it! Woot-woot! 422 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,878 Bye! You boys have fun! 423 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:52,255 Whoopi! 424 00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,927 Now you can be as evil as Balthazar Bratt 425 00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,305 with the Evil Bratt action figure. 426 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:04,059 Featuring music-activated breakdance mode. 427 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,645 Also featuring bubblegum-launching shoulder pads! 428 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:12,108 And the all-new Mega Diamond Laser! 429 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,528 No more math! 430 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,073 I've been a bad boy! 431 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,452 The Mega Diamond Laser does not actually incinerate books. 432 00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:25,205 How could Hollywood cancel a show 433 00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,499 that produced toys like this, Clive? 434 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,835 Evil Bratt was a masterpiece! 435 00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,463 Does no one value true art anymore? 436 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,715 It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir. 437 00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:39,552 Well, now that I've got the diamond, it's payback time. 438 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:43,598 Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be around to try and stop me. 439 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:46,351 Oh, wait! No, it's not. I hate that dweeb! 440 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,186 And you, Hollywood! 441 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:51,439 This time, I'm canceling you 442 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:54,234 and all the losers who rejected me! 443 00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:01,741 Oh, piggy, piggy! 444 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:05,078 So, how are things going for you career-wise? 445 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,790 Great! So, so great! 446 00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:09,999 Crushing it. 447 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,585 Well, I've got something that I think 448 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:15,839 you will find very interesting. 449 00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,968 Hold onto your face, brother. 450 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:29,227 Yee-haw! Yah, yah! 451 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,071 Ow! 452 00:29:50,748 --> 00:29:51,833 Come on! Come on! 453 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,171 What is all this? 454 00:29:56,713 --> 00:30:01,009 The pig farm was just a cover for the real family business. 455 00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:11,352 Now, feast your eyes on 456 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,564 Dad's lair! 457 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,274 Ta-da! 458 00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 459 00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:22,489 So, our dad was a villain? 460 00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:24,866 No, no, no, not just a villain. 461 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:28,077 One of the greatest of all time! 462 00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:32,248 He was known as the Bald Terror! 463 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,002 That's him? Our dad? 464 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:39,506 He was so proud of you. And what a great villain you were. 465 00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,174 He was? 466 00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,844 But me, eh, not so much. 467 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:49,974 To Dad, I was just a failure. 468 00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,394 He never thought I had what it took to be a villain. 469 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:56,689 But now, you can help me prove him wrong! 470 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:58,900 Brother, 471 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:01,903 teach me the art of villainy! 472 00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,031 No. 473 00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:06,950 No, no, no. I can't do that. 474 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,744 What? But it's our family tradition! 475 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:11,371 You can't say no to that! 476 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,665 Look, I'm sorry. 477 00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:16,751 I left that life behind me. End of story. 478 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,044 Oh. 479 00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:21,172 Okay. I understand. 480 00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:23,800 Hmm! I wonder what this does. 481 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:41,943 Holy moley! 482 00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,153 Dad's villain wheels! 483 00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,489 Pretty slick, huh? 484 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:50,952 Hey, you wanna take her out for a spin? Just for some fun? 485 00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:54,038 Mmm! 486 00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:01,004 Oh, oh, oh! Look out! 487 00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:06,551 What a beautiful day! 488 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:09,178 Zero to 400 in three seconds. 489 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,055 Able to withstand a nuclear blast. 490 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,557 Armed to the teeth. 491 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:17,103 Okay, that's pretty nice. 492 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,230 And it's a hybrid. Look out! 493 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,838 Help me! 494 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:49,385 I am not enjoying this. 495 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,606 Whoa! What is going on here? 496 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:05,234 Welcome to the annual Freedonian Cheese Festival. 497 00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:06,569 Go! 498 00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:14,035 Look, look! Look at all the candies! 499 00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,871 Whoa! Eep, eep, eep! 500 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,916 Lucy, can we get these? Please. 501 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,044 Okay, but only one each. I mean it. 502 00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:24,671 Aw! Oh, man! 503 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:28,132 No, I don't. Get as many as you want. I don't care. 504 00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,926 Yay! Awesome! 505 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:31,636 Uh... What? 506 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:35,473 Well, it's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know? 507 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,016 Moms need to be tough. 508 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:39,143 Right, right. Tough. Good one. 509 00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:40,520 I can totally do that. 510 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,647 You know, still figuring out this mom thing. 511 00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:45,233 Gettin' my sea legs, matey! 512 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:47,151 It's a unicorn! 513 00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:54,158 Can we go in there? Please, please, please! 514 00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,665 Um... Sure! Yeah! You know, but first let's... 515 00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,667 Um... Oh, look! 516 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,086 It's a traditional Freedonian dance. 517 00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:06,796 How amazing does that look? 518 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,507 Say, say, say cheese! 519 00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:12,009 Cheese! I love this. 520 00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:15,722 The little girls go and get the cheese from the little boys. 521 00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:17,306 That's adorable! 522 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:23,896 Aw, look at that poor little guy. With his little boots. 523 00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,773 Nobody picked him. 524 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:28,401 Oh, Margo, why don't you go up there? 525 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:29,569 No way! 526 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:30,820 Okay. 527 00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:32,113 Wait a minute. 528 00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:33,573 No! 529 00:34:33,656 --> 00:34:35,908 Go take a bite of his cheese, young lady. 530 00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:38,161 Right now! What? 531 00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:40,204 I'm being tougher, you know? Like you said. 532 00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:43,458 No! I meant be tougher on them. Not me! 533 00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:46,377 Oh, come on, just do it. What's the worst that could happen? 534 00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,171 Mmm... 535 00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:50,548 Fine. 536 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,679 Wow! 537 00:34:57,847 --> 00:34:59,724 Hey, there. I'm Margo. 538 00:35:00,183 --> 00:35:02,101 Hello, Margo! 539 00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,686 I am Niko. 540 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,938 Would you like some of my cheese? 541 00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:08,399 Mmm... 542 00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:09,668 Say, say, say cheese! 543 00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:12,612 Yes! Thank you, Margo. Thank you! 544 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,282 Bam! I am a great mother! 545 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:18,910 Did you see that, girls? I laid down the... 546 00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:21,954 Oh, no! Where are they? 547 00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,749 Oh... Agnes? Edith? 548 00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:28,753 Hello. 549 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,424 Look! A unicorn horn! 550 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:39,514 My little brain is going to explode! 551 00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:41,891 Agnes, that's fake. 552 00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:45,228 It's real, all right. 553 00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:49,524 That horn came from the Crooked Forest. 554 00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:54,445 The only place on earth where unicorns still live. 555 00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:01,202 Huh! 556 00:36:01,369 --> 00:36:03,412 Laugh, laugh, all of you. 557 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,915 They all think I'm crazy. 558 00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:09,252 But I'm telling you, I saw one once. 559 00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,170 With my own eye. 560 00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:14,841 Wait, wait, wait. You saw a for-real live unicorn? 561 00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:16,175 What did it look like? 562 00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:18,261 Did you pet it? Did it smell like candy? 563 00:36:18,469 --> 00:36:21,264 Was it fluffy? 564 00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:23,266 It was so fluffy, 565 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,935 I thought I was gonna die. 566 00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:29,272 Mmm! Do you think maybe I could find one, too? 567 00:36:29,564 --> 00:36:32,358 Oh! They say if a maiden pure of heart 568 00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:34,527 goes into the Crooked Forest, 569 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:38,447 the unicorn will come and be hers. 570 00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:39,782 Forever. 571 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:42,118 Hmm... 572 00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:47,874 Agnes! 573 00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:54,797 Goal! 574 00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:57,675 Excuse me. 575 00:36:58,050 --> 00:36:59,427 Girls, don't worry. I'm here. 576 00:37:00,136 --> 00:37:01,345 Are you okay? 577 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:03,598 Yeah, we're fine. 578 00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:05,099 Are you? 579 00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:06,642 Unicorns are really real! 580 00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,979 And I'm gonna find one! 581 00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:14,066 Sorry. Went a little mama bear on ya. 582 00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:15,902 You know, I heard a scream and... 583 00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:17,867 Yeah, okay, have a good one. 584 00:37:22,325 --> 00:37:23,659 Wait for me here. 585 00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:26,120 Stop that! Ah! You kicked me. 586 00:37:28,331 --> 00:37:30,917 Hey! Hey! What are you doing? 587 00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:34,337 Did you just steal candies? Yes! 588 00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:36,672 That's a lot of effort for two lollipops. 589 00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:44,096 Oh, no! The police! 590 00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,598 What do we do? What do we do? 591 00:37:46,182 --> 00:37:48,768 Come on! This is gonna be fun! 592 00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,405 The police are gonna get us! I'm freaking out! 593 00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:02,615 Pigs! 594 00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:07,411 Cops! 595 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:24,053 Whoa! They're back! 596 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,348 All right! 597 00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,163 Oh, man, that was crazy! 598 00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:52,748 We were so close to getting busted. 599 00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:53,916 Tell me about it. 600 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,085 I thought you were going to pee your pants. 601 00:38:56,836 --> 00:38:58,129 I did! 602 00:38:58,212 --> 00:38:59,672 You did! 603 00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:21,944 Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! 604 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:28,826 Hey! What are you doing? 605 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,454 Intruders! Intruders! 606 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:38,919 There they are! Stop! 607 00:39:39,003 --> 00:39:40,296 Hey, you, don't move! 608 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:41,547 Halt! 609 00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:48,971 Call for backup! 610 00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:03,069 Ooh, uh... 611 00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:52,868 Get 'em! Go! Go! 612 00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:33,284 Hey, you! Freeze! Don't move! 613 00:41:34,618 --> 00:41:36,245 Hands in the air! 614 00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:46,714 Face it, Gru. Villainy is in your blood. 615 00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:50,426 You can't tell me you don't miss the rush. A little? 616 00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:52,011 Uh... 617 00:41:52,094 --> 00:41:53,762 Eh, maybe a little. 618 00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:56,599 And now you've got the chance to get back on top. 619 00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:57,808 Get your mojo back. 620 00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:01,687 Become Gru again. How awesome would that be? 621 00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:03,856 Hmm. 622 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:07,610 Oh, please, come on. Just one heist. 623 00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:12,156 There's got to be something out there, somewhere 624 00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:15,576 that you still wanna steal. 625 00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,370 Huh. 626 00:42:18,454 --> 00:42:20,289 There is something. 627 00:42:20,456 --> 00:42:23,375 How about we steal 628 00:42:23,459 --> 00:42:26,670 the largest diamond in the world? 629 00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:29,215 Yes! I love it! 630 00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,592 Oh, thank you, brother! 631 00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:34,470 Thank you from the bottoms of my heart. 632 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,683 Oh, you know what? We should do something to celebrate! 633 00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:41,310 Oh! 634 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:43,938 I've got the perfect idea. 635 00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:50,152 Fritz, my good fellow, could you get me another napkin, please? 636 00:42:50,653 --> 00:42:52,488 Ah, yes. Of course, Miss Edith. 637 00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:00,829 Hey, where are Gru and Dru? 638 00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:02,998 Here we are! 639 00:43:03,165 --> 00:43:05,251 Oh, how's it going? 640 00:43:06,502 --> 00:43:08,254 It's me! Gru. 641 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,089 And me, Dru. 642 00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:14,927 I hug everybody whether they like it or not. 643 00:43:15,511 --> 00:43:17,513 Why are they pretending to be each other? 644 00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:22,685 Ah! What's for dinner? I probably won't like it. 645 00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,854 I'm so grumpy all the time. Hmm. 646 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:30,192 I laugh a lot. And I'm kind of an idiot! 647 00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:42,288 Oh, I'm busting a gut! 648 00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:45,833 Look at them! They had no idea! 649 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:47,876 Total burn. 650 00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:50,129 Oh, look, it's me, Gru! 651 00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:53,090 And I'm Dru! We switched places! 652 00:43:53,382 --> 00:43:55,843 Oh, it's so nice to see you two are getting along. 653 00:43:56,093 --> 00:43:58,929 Oh, we're getting... Along perfectly. 654 00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:01,015 Wait. Did we... Just finish... 655 00:44:01,098 --> 00:44:02,141 Each... Other's... 656 00:44:02,224 --> 00:44:03,475 Sentences? Sentences? 657 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,104 Oh, that's delightful. Not creepy at all. 658 00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:08,748 And you're gonna stop now though, right? 659 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,733 Sorry, it's a twin thing. 660 00:44:11,025 --> 00:44:12,192 Uh-huh... 661 00:44:12,276 --> 00:44:15,237 So, uh, what did you guys do today? 662 00:44:15,362 --> 00:44:18,073 Nothing. 663 00:44:18,574 --> 00:44:19,658 Okay. What does it... 664 00:44:19,742 --> 00:44:21,493 All done! 665 00:44:21,577 --> 00:44:24,079 Pardon me! Out of the way! Good night, everybody! 666 00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:26,832 Hey! Hey! Put the brakes on. What's the rush? 667 00:44:26,999 --> 00:44:29,668 I need to get to bed so I can wake up and find a unicorn! 668 00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:30,919 Good night! 669 00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:34,173 What was that about? 670 00:44:34,465 --> 00:44:38,177 Agnes thinks she's gonna find a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow. 671 00:44:38,344 --> 00:44:40,054 She's totally freaking out. 672 00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:42,681 I feel like someone's gotta tell her the truth. 673 00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:43,766 Not it! 674 00:44:44,433 --> 00:44:48,187 Oh, don't worry. Parenting 101. I got this. 675 00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:51,690 Um... 676 00:44:51,774 --> 00:44:53,942 And please bless that when I find the unicorn 677 00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:56,653 he'll want to come home with me, and sleep in my room. 678 00:44:57,029 --> 00:44:59,698 And that I can ride him to school every day. 679 00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:03,786 And he'll use his magical powers to help me do math. 680 00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:05,037 Amen. 681 00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,124 Oh, hi, Gru. 682 00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,962 Hey. So, big day tomorrow. 683 00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:17,966 Yeah, I'm finally gonna get to see a unicorn. For reals. 684 00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:21,637 If I do, can I bring it home? Please? 685 00:45:21,804 --> 00:45:23,889 Oh, yeah. Sure. 686 00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:28,477 Tell you what, every unicorn you find, you can bring it home. 687 00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:31,313 I'd better build a big pen, right? 688 00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:34,983 But, you know, 689 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:38,153 there's a chance that you might not find one. 690 00:45:39,238 --> 00:45:40,239 Huh? 691 00:45:42,324 --> 00:45:46,328 It might not be good unicorn-finding weather. 692 00:45:48,664 --> 00:45:52,334 Um... They're tricky to find them. 693 00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:56,588 And I don't know. Maybe... 694 00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:59,842 Maybe unicorns 695 00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:03,303 don't really 696 00:46:04,555 --> 00:46:09,518 explore that part of the woods. 697 00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:17,025 But the man said a maiden could find one if she was pure in heart. 698 00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,653 And I'm pure in heart, right? 699 00:46:20,696 --> 00:46:22,072 The purest. 700 00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:30,038 Can we stop talking now? I need to get to sleep. 701 00:46:30,205 --> 00:46:31,373 Good night, sweetie. 702 00:46:31,707 --> 00:46:33,083 Good night, Gru. 703 00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:36,545 Unicorns, I love them 704 00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,214 Unicorns, I love them 705 00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:42,217 Huh! 706 00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,220 I'm okay. 707 00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:55,689 Hey! Give that back! 708 00:47:00,444 --> 00:47:01,945 Oh, no! Run! 709 00:47:27,971 --> 00:47:30,766 We've been waiting a long time. Can we... 710 00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:32,184 No! 711 00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:34,186 No, please! 712 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:36,605 Gru? 713 00:47:37,773 --> 00:47:38,857 Uh-oh! 714 00:47:51,328 --> 00:47:52,371 Ha! 715 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,310 Huh? 716 00:48:37,249 --> 00:48:40,836 Because I'm training for the big day 717 00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:43,255 Nobody's gonna stop me 718 00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:45,841 'Cause I am super sassy 719 00:48:46,008 --> 00:48:48,343 Super sassy, super sassy 720 00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:51,346 What's today's plan, boss? 721 00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,932 What's the plan? Silly robot. 722 00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:55,434 I'll show you the plan! 723 00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:58,645 Time to watch a very special episode of Evil Bratt 724 00:48:58,729 --> 00:49:02,065 to see exactly what I'm gonna do to stupid Tinseltown. 725 00:49:03,609 --> 00:49:06,320 This week on Evil Bratt... 726 00:49:08,447 --> 00:49:11,450 It's a giant Evil Bratt robot! 727 00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:12,701 Open fire! 728 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:13,952 I have him in my sights! 729 00:49:18,248 --> 00:49:21,001 Nice try, coppers! Chew on this! 730 00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:25,964 He's shooting his super sticky, 731 00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:27,633 self-inflating gum! 732 00:49:28,050 --> 00:49:29,635 Run! 733 00:49:30,677 --> 00:49:32,638 Gum one, gum all! 734 00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:36,516 "Gum one, gum all." 735 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,478 Seriously, how did this show never win an Emmy? 736 00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:46,234 And now, it's your turn to shine, my diamond! 737 00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:01,333 Hey, Clive. I guess you could say our plan was 738 00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:03,293 out of this world! 739 00:50:07,464 --> 00:50:09,675 Now, that's entertainment! 740 00:50:09,925 --> 00:50:12,135 Come on! Let's make it a reality! 741 00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:19,434 Here we are, in the dark and creepy Crooked Forest 742 00:50:19,601 --> 00:50:21,520 in search of the mythical unicorn. 743 00:50:21,687 --> 00:50:23,105 For some reason. 744 00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:26,483 And here she is! The fearless unicorn hunter seeking... 745 00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:28,026 Edith, stop it! 746 00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,445 You're gonna scare away the unicorn. 747 00:50:30,529 --> 00:50:32,614 If, somehow, we actually find a unicorn, 748 00:50:32,698 --> 00:50:34,741 I'm gonna film it and get rich. 749 00:50:34,825 --> 00:50:36,159 Look over there! 750 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:38,453 Whoa! 751 00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:40,163 This is it! 752 00:50:40,247 --> 00:50:41,623 This is where we're gonna see it. 753 00:50:42,332 --> 00:50:44,960 Unicorns, here we come. 754 00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:46,627 What's that for? 755 00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:48,588 Bait! Duh. 756 00:50:48,672 --> 00:50:49,673 Come on! 757 00:50:52,134 --> 00:50:54,177 Now, all we have to do is wait. 758 00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:01,393 Okay, this is Bratt's lair. It may not look like much, 759 00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:03,270 but this place is armed with some of 760 00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:05,230 the most high-tech weaponry known to man. 761 00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:06,982 It's considered impenetrable. 762 00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:10,527 But a piece of cake for us, right, brother? 763 00:51:10,819 --> 00:51:14,239 Yes. This is not like stealing lollipops. 764 00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:17,325 Whoa! 765 00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:24,124 His security system can detect an air assault from any direction. 766 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:29,171 Ouch! No! Ouch! 767 00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:31,506 Please, stop! Ouch! 768 00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:36,511 So we'll have to approach low and close to the water. 769 00:51:36,595 --> 00:51:38,847 Next. Ah... 770 00:51:39,431 --> 00:51:41,641 Then there are these deadly spikes. 771 00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:44,019 Geronimo! 772 00:51:44,686 --> 00:51:48,356 Covered with enough poison to blow your mind. 773 00:51:48,565 --> 00:51:49,566 Literally. 774 00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:51,067 Ouch! 775 00:51:51,610 --> 00:51:52,861 Ah, good to know. 776 00:51:53,195 --> 00:51:56,698 So here's the plan. You're the getaway driver. 777 00:51:56,990 --> 00:51:58,867 So you'll wait in the boat... 778 00:51:59,075 --> 00:52:01,161 Wait, hold on! Wait in the boat? 779 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:04,206 But I wanna be in on the actions! 780 00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:09,294 Dru, the getaway driver is the most crucial part of any plan. 781 00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:11,797 Do you know how hard it is 782 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,007 doing nothing, touching nothing 783 00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:17,052 when all of that adrenaline is coursing through your veins 784 00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:18,720 and you must wait? 785 00:52:18,804 --> 00:52:20,180 Can I count on you? 786 00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:21,723 Yeah. 787 00:52:21,973 --> 00:52:23,558 Ah, I guess so. 788 00:52:23,767 --> 00:52:27,312 So, I'll climb up to the cube and enter here. 789 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,898 Then once I'm inside, find the diamond. 790 00:52:30,315 --> 00:52:34,027 I've underestimated Bratt before. It's not going to be easy. 791 00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:36,238 I think we can handle it. 792 00:52:38,907 --> 00:52:42,410 Dad's villain suits! This will make us unstoppable! 793 00:52:42,911 --> 00:52:44,621 Whoa! Ay, chihuahua! 794 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,832 I call the black one. 795 00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:51,419 It's go time! 796 00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:03,139 Hello. 797 00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:04,266 Oh, hi! 798 00:53:04,474 --> 00:53:07,602 Hello, mother of Margo. I am Niko. 799 00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,771 I present you with pig to confirm 800 00:53:09,855 --> 00:53:12,691 my engagement to your daughter. 801 00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:15,735 Hey, what now? 802 00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:17,612 What's going on? Uh, remember little boots? 803 00:53:18,113 --> 00:53:21,032 Hello, my schmoopsie poo. Whoa, hey! 804 00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:24,327 He seems to think you're engaged. 805 00:53:24,411 --> 00:53:26,663 What? We're not engaged. 806 00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:30,959 Look, Niko, you seem like a very nice boy with a very nice pig. 807 00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:33,420 Uh... But you're not engaged. 808 00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:36,256 Okay? It's not happening. 809 00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:38,341 I understand. 810 00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:40,385 Who was I kidding? 811 00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:43,388 A dumpling like me with a goddess like you. 812 00:53:44,014 --> 00:53:47,684 But I promise, I will never forget you, Margo. 813 00:53:48,435 --> 00:53:49,603 Never. 814 00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:53,815 Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't forget you either. 815 00:53:53,899 --> 00:53:55,400 Bye. Bye, Niko. 816 00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:58,653 Wow! That was crazy. Whoa! 817 00:53:58,737 --> 00:54:00,906 That was totally humiliating. 818 00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:03,992 Taking a bite of that cheese was the stupidest thing I've ever done. 819 00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:05,493 Why did I listen to you? 820 00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:07,495 Right. But it's over now, so... 821 00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:10,707 Oh! Here we go. Niko... 822 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:15,003 You refuse my son's engagement pig? 823 00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:16,171 What? 824 00:54:16,254 --> 00:54:18,840 May you and your daughter die a slow death 825 00:54:18,924 --> 00:54:20,425 and be buried with onions. 826 00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:24,596 All right, lady, that's it! 827 00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:25,680 Nobody... 828 00:54:25,847 --> 00:54:29,976 Nobody curses my daughter! Ya got that? 829 00:54:30,352 --> 00:54:33,438 Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! 830 00:54:33,521 --> 00:54:37,567 And I promise, you do not wanna mess with me. 831 00:54:37,859 --> 00:54:39,945 Do you understand me? 832 00:54:40,195 --> 00:54:41,196 Yes. Yes. 833 00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:43,615 Good. Now get! 834 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:49,704 Look, Margo, I think we just need to... Oh. 835 00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:54,876 Yes! 836 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,212 I have to tell Gru! 837 00:55:12,936 --> 00:55:14,729 Can we go back now? 838 00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:17,816 Already? Just a couple more hours. 839 00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:19,859 We have to be home before it gets dark. 840 00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:23,238 I don't understand. 841 00:55:23,405 --> 00:55:25,573 I did exactly what the man said. 842 00:55:25,824 --> 00:55:28,952 You mean that one-eyed scar-faced man that everybody laughed at? 843 00:55:29,202 --> 00:55:31,371 Yeah, it makes no sense. 844 00:55:31,538 --> 00:55:32,747 Look, Agnes, maybe we're not... 845 00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:48,138 Ooh, my whole life has been building to this moment. 846 00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:55,854 Um... It's a... 847 00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:57,647 Unicorn! 848 00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:01,151 I can't believe it! 849 00:56:02,027 --> 00:56:04,154 I'm gonna name you Lucky! 850 00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:07,115 Oh, Lucky, stop it! 851 00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:11,953 Yeah, I'll let someone else burst her bubble. 852 00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:21,963 Look at us! Two brothers pulling a heist! 853 00:56:22,130 --> 00:56:24,841 And that diamond will make us the richest, 854 00:56:24,924 --> 00:56:27,552 most powerful villains in the world! 855 00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:28,887 Right, brother? 856 00:56:29,179 --> 00:56:32,974 Oh, right. Yep, yeah. 857 00:56:35,393 --> 00:56:38,313 Bravo! Bravissimo! 858 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,981 You're amazing! I'm so sorry. 859 00:56:40,065 --> 00:56:41,608 I'm so embarrassed. I was very rude. 860 00:56:41,733 --> 00:56:43,544 And you were always such a gentleman. You did it! 861 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:45,820 You did it! You got our jobs back! 862 00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:54,412 What? Oh, yeah, right. Sure. 863 00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:55,955 Oh, look. We're here! 864 00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:05,840 I'm going in. Take the wheel. 865 00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:07,967 I still don't see why I can't go with you. 866 00:57:08,134 --> 00:57:09,677 Hey, hey! We discussed this. 867 00:57:09,761 --> 00:57:12,180 Now is not the time to mess with the plan. 868 00:57:12,347 --> 00:57:13,431 Fine. 869 00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:26,986 Ha-ha! 870 00:57:27,362 --> 00:57:28,822 Hey, brother! 871 00:57:28,905 --> 00:57:31,741 What? I told you, you are supposed to stay with the boat! 872 00:57:31,825 --> 00:57:34,911 Oh, I didn't think you meant that literally. 873 00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:36,913 What other way could I have meant it? 874 00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:40,458 All right. Let's move. Just follow my lead. 875 00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:42,877 Got it. 876 00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:44,420 Whoa! 877 00:57:44,712 --> 00:57:46,631 Help me! 878 00:57:46,798 --> 00:57:48,133 Ow, ow, ow! 879 00:57:48,216 --> 00:57:50,218 Oh, no! The poison spikes! 880 00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,011 I'm gonna be impaled! 881 00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:56,599 I'm okay. 882 00:57:57,267 --> 00:57:59,352 I miss the minions. 883 00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:00,520 Come on! 884 00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:07,902 Coming. 885 00:58:14,075 --> 00:58:15,076 Coming. 886 00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:20,623 Come on. 887 00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:28,603 It's a scanning device. 888 00:58:28,715 --> 00:58:30,133 Quick! Camouflage mode. 889 00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:32,510 Freeze! And close your eyes! 890 00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:34,512 And cover your mouth! 891 00:58:40,852 --> 00:58:42,228 Okay, take my hand. 892 00:59:05,877 --> 00:59:08,379 Ha-ha! Follow me. 893 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,606 Ha-ha! 894 00:59:31,945 --> 00:59:33,571 Look out! 895 00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:40,995 Oh, you were right. I should have stayed in the boat. 896 00:59:41,079 --> 00:59:43,873 My stomach feels all queasy. 897 00:59:43,957 --> 00:59:46,751 I shouldn't have eaten that pot pie. 898 00:59:48,336 --> 00:59:52,507 Hey, hey, relax. You're gonna be just fine. 899 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:53,841 I got your back. 900 01:00:00,807 --> 01:00:02,100 Come on. This way. 901 01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:39,137 Huh? 902 01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:43,808 Hmm? 903 01:01:33,941 --> 01:01:35,526 Looks like it's right above us. 904 01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:38,237 Okay, what do I do? Should I wait in the vent? 905 01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:39,781 No, come with me. 906 01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:54,629 Dru, get off the bed! 907 01:01:55,463 --> 01:01:57,632 Yes, I'd like to thank the Academy... 908 01:02:00,301 --> 01:02:01,636 I can help. No, no, no. 909 01:02:01,803 --> 01:02:03,238 What? I can do it. Don't! Don't! Don't! 910 01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:04,263 Why, yes. 911 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:07,100 Yes, Molly Ringwald, I will take you to the prom. 912 01:02:07,308 --> 01:02:10,436 What? Who? Where? What? Who's there? Who is there? 913 01:02:18,111 --> 01:02:20,780 99 of red balloons 914 01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:22,323 Whoops! Almost forgot! 915 01:02:33,543 --> 01:02:35,503 Over here. 916 01:02:37,338 --> 01:02:38,840 Stay close. 917 01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:42,802 What? 918 01:02:43,261 --> 01:02:44,595 Dolls. 919 01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:46,597 Looks like Bratt was the only one 920 01:02:46,681 --> 01:02:48,599 stupid enough to buy this junk. 921 01:02:48,683 --> 01:02:51,519 Oh, I used to have one of these! 922 01:02:56,983 --> 01:02:58,484 Ow! Hey! Shh! Come on. 923 01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:09,120 All right. We're getting close. 924 01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:11,539 From now on, every move must be made 925 01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:13,875 with total precision and purpose. 926 01:03:16,085 --> 01:03:17,128 Gum! 927 01:03:17,211 --> 01:03:18,379 Focus! 928 01:03:18,671 --> 01:03:21,591 We're after the diamond, not the bubblegum. 929 01:03:21,674 --> 01:03:22,884 Got it! 930 01:03:25,303 --> 01:03:26,679 Mmm. Yum. 931 01:03:28,473 --> 01:03:29,849 This way! 932 01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:33,478 And now, to put this where it belongs. 933 01:03:34,729 --> 01:03:35,730 What... 934 01:03:35,897 --> 01:03:39,066 Look at it, Clive. It's beautiful! 935 01:03:45,406 --> 01:03:47,450 Will you please shut up? He's gonna spot us! 936 01:03:49,911 --> 01:03:53,414 Spit it out! Spit it out! I told you not to touch anything! 937 01:03:57,126 --> 01:03:59,670 Intruders! Intruders! Intruders! 938 01:04:02,256 --> 01:04:04,300 Freeze, dipsticks! 939 01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:06,677 Gru? There's two of you now? 940 01:04:06,761 --> 01:04:09,514 Then this will be twice as much fun. 941 01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:11,098 Gru. 942 01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:18,397 Give me back my diamond! 943 01:04:18,648 --> 01:04:19,941 Total lockdown! 944 01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,276 Oh! Go get 'em, Bratt Pack! 945 01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:33,246 They're gonna get us! They're gonna get us! 946 01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:37,208 Run! 947 01:04:48,177 --> 01:04:49,178 Oh, no! 948 01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,097 What does that mean? 949 01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:53,683 Are we gonna die? Are we gonna die? 950 01:04:54,058 --> 01:04:55,768 We're gonna die! Dru! 951 01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:06,487 What? 952 01:05:07,238 --> 01:05:09,156 Hey, guys. Hold on! 953 01:05:09,448 --> 01:05:10,950 Lucy! 954 01:05:17,999 --> 01:05:20,793 Thank you for saving us. Whoo! 955 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,170 Look! We got the diamond and we're going to... 956 01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:26,507 Take it to the AVL and get our jobs back. 957 01:05:26,674 --> 01:05:27,842 Wait! 958 01:05:28,009 --> 01:05:29,635 What? Oh, that's amazing! 959 01:05:29,719 --> 01:05:31,721 And the best part is, you'll never... 960 01:05:31,846 --> 01:05:33,806 ...ever go behind my back... 961 01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:37,268 ...ever again, right, honey bear? 962 01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:39,562 Yeah! Yeah, right. 963 01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:41,105 Lesson learned. 964 01:05:54,493 --> 01:05:55,933 I'll get the girls and start packing. 965 01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,075 And tell them the good news! 966 01:05:57,204 --> 01:05:59,124 Ah! We're getting our jobs back. Yeah! 967 01:05:59,290 --> 01:06:01,375 Yes! Yes! Go tell the girls. 968 01:06:02,335 --> 01:06:03,336 Dru... 969 01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:06,631 No! No way! We can't give the diamond back! 970 01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:07,965 I have to. 971 01:06:08,049 --> 01:06:10,092 No, you don't! Yes, I do. 972 01:06:10,176 --> 01:06:11,594 - Give it! - No! 973 01:06:11,844 --> 01:06:13,054 Give it! Ow! 974 01:06:13,429 --> 01:06:14,639 What is wrong with you? 975 01:06:14,847 --> 01:06:15,848 What is wrong with you? 976 01:06:16,057 --> 01:06:17,099 You kicked me! 977 01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:18,351 You... You lied to me! 978 01:06:18,434 --> 01:06:20,269 Hey, I would have told you the truth. 979 01:06:20,353 --> 01:06:23,147 But you're too much of a wimp to handle it. 980 01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:24,523 That's it. I'm out of here. 981 01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:27,735 You have no right to take that. We stole it together. 982 01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,654 Together? 983 01:06:29,737 --> 01:06:31,072 You got to be kidding me. 984 01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:33,366 You did nothing but screw up the whole time. 985 01:06:33,449 --> 01:06:34,700 I got this in spite of you. 986 01:06:35,076 --> 01:06:38,871 Oh, yeah? At least I didn't get fired from my job 987 01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:40,414 like a total loser. 988 01:06:40,665 --> 01:06:42,249 At least I had a job. 989 01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:44,335 What have you accomplished that was so great? 990 01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:47,046 I'll tell you what. Nothing! 991 01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:50,591 No wonder Dad thought you were such a failure. 992 01:06:53,177 --> 01:06:55,012 We are no longer brothers. 993 01:06:55,096 --> 01:06:56,889 That's fine with me. 994 01:07:39,390 --> 01:07:42,518 Gru! I found a unicorn! 995 01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:46,522 My life is complete! 996 01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:51,026 Honey, that's... 997 01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,738 That's not actually a unicorn. 998 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,281 Huh? 999 01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:59,452 But, but, he has one horn. 1000 01:07:59,827 --> 01:08:02,663 I'm... I'm sorry, sweetie... 1001 01:08:02,788 --> 01:08:05,166 but he's just a goat. 1002 01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:08,711 Life is just like that sometimes. 1003 01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:12,715 We're hoping for a unicorn, and we get a goat. 1004 01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:17,303 Well, you know what? 1005 01:08:17,470 --> 01:08:21,432 Lucky is the best goat in the whole wide world! 1006 01:08:21,599 --> 01:08:25,144 Look at that face! I just want to squeeze it. 1007 01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:26,353 Mmm! 1008 01:08:27,438 --> 01:08:30,107 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 1009 01:08:30,191 --> 01:08:31,776 I'll take this. 1010 01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:34,695 You've been a bad boy, Gru. 1011 01:08:35,029 --> 01:08:36,509 Can you get the rest of the suitcases? 1012 01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:38,657 Come on, girls. Let's go! 1013 01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:42,369 Let's get physical, physical 1014 01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:51,420 Change of plans, girls. 1015 01:08:51,504 --> 01:08:53,839 Instead of going home... 1016 01:08:54,006 --> 01:08:56,008 Eyebrows! Ow! 1017 01:08:56,383 --> 01:08:58,636 We're going to Hollywood! 1018 01:09:00,679 --> 01:09:03,098 Now, that's what I call acting. 1019 01:09:03,349 --> 01:09:06,769 Let's go, Clive! We've got a giant robot waiting! 1020 01:09:10,523 --> 01:09:11,565 Huh? 1021 01:09:12,691 --> 01:09:14,527 Lucy? 1022 01:09:14,652 --> 01:09:16,362 But... 1023 01:09:16,445 --> 01:09:17,780 Bratt! He took the girls! 1024 01:09:18,072 --> 01:09:19,990 What? No! 1025 01:09:22,952 --> 01:09:24,495 Dru! Dru! 1026 01:09:24,954 --> 01:09:27,373 Go away! I don't wanna talk to you. 1027 01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:29,583 Bratt has the girls! 1028 01:09:36,465 --> 01:09:39,343 Listen, brother. About what I said... 1029 01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,761 No, I'm the one... 1030 01:09:40,928 --> 01:09:42,263 But I shouldn't have... 1031 01:09:42,555 --> 01:09:44,098 I'm... I'm sorry. 1032 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:47,768 I'm so sorry, Gru. 1033 01:09:48,269 --> 01:09:49,270 Aw! 1034 01:09:50,521 --> 01:09:51,772 Ooh, look out! 1035 01:09:51,981 --> 01:09:52,982 What is that? 1036 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:02,783 Mel? 1037 01:10:03,158 --> 01:10:04,618 Gru? 1038 01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:42,031 Hello, Hollywood! 1039 01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:44,909 I'm back and bigger than ever. 1040 01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,537 I'm scared! 1041 01:10:48,746 --> 01:10:51,123 Thank you. Thank you so... Oh! 1042 01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:56,253 No! No! 1043 01:10:56,587 --> 01:10:58,339 No, you can't leave me here! 1044 01:10:58,505 --> 01:10:59,757 I'm famous! 1045 01:10:59,965 --> 01:11:02,718 Clive, arm the canons. 1046 01:11:05,846 --> 01:11:07,681 Chew on this! 1047 01:11:24,949 --> 01:11:27,201 Hey, mullet head! Let us out! 1048 01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:32,665 Oh, don't worry, girls. I've prepared a front row seat for you. 1049 01:11:48,806 --> 01:11:50,057 Agnes! 1050 01:11:52,226 --> 01:11:55,562 Once again, I win and Gru loses! 1051 01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:57,564 Enjoy the show, girls. 1052 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,740 What in the heck? Oh! 1053 01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:08,951 I hope the girls are okay. 1054 01:12:09,118 --> 01:12:12,246 Bratt! Bratt at nine o'clock... No! Three o'clock! 1055 01:12:12,413 --> 01:12:13,580 He's on the left! 1056 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:18,252 No! I've seen this episode! 1057 01:12:18,419 --> 01:12:21,422 He's going to bubblegum the whole city and send it up into space! 1058 01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:23,465 Hurry! 1059 01:12:33,809 --> 01:12:36,103 This is it! This is it! 1060 01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:38,480 Lights! Camera! 1061 01:12:38,564 --> 01:12:39,606 Laser! 1062 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,493 Yeah! 1063 01:12:57,624 --> 01:12:58,625 Look! 1064 01:12:58,876 --> 01:13:01,045 I've got the girls. You two, go take care of Bratt. 1065 01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:02,963 Wait! What are you doing? 1066 01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:10,721 Look, you guys, it's Lucy! 1067 01:13:10,804 --> 01:13:12,973 Lucy, over here! Help! Help us! 1068 01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:14,683 Mama's comin', girls. 1069 01:13:14,850 --> 01:13:16,643 - Lucy! Lucy! - We're up here! 1070 01:13:17,519 --> 01:13:18,812 Look at that laser go. 1071 01:13:19,063 --> 01:13:21,190 I love it when a plan comes together. 1072 01:13:21,315 --> 01:13:23,525 It's Gru! 1073 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,446 Get ready, Bratt. 1074 01:13:27,529 --> 01:13:30,324 You're about to be blasted back to the '80s! 1075 01:13:37,164 --> 01:13:38,665 Whoo-hoo! 1076 01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,797 We got him! 1077 01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:55,099 Oh, no! Don't worry. 1078 01:13:55,182 --> 01:13:56,850 There's more where that came from. 1079 01:13:57,059 --> 01:13:59,770 It'll take more than that to stop me. 1080 01:13:59,895 --> 01:14:02,397 Bratt Pack, go get that barf bag. 1081 01:14:10,531 --> 01:14:12,032 Oh, incoming! 1082 01:14:15,244 --> 01:14:16,245 You little... 1083 01:14:16,537 --> 01:14:18,956 Get away! Get out of there! 1084 01:14:24,044 --> 01:14:25,045 Quick, jump! 1085 01:14:27,965 --> 01:14:29,133 Bonus! 1086 01:14:29,383 --> 01:14:31,969 Did you see that, Clive? All gone. 1087 01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:33,637 Buh-bye, Wonder Twins. 1088 01:15:02,374 --> 01:15:03,750 Help! 1089 01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:05,919 Hang on! 1090 01:15:13,594 --> 01:15:15,971 Hang on, girls! I've got you! 1091 01:15:16,180 --> 01:15:19,516 I can't! I'm slipping! 1092 01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:21,435 No! 1093 01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,979 Got ya! 1094 01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,108 Thank you, Lucy! 1095 01:15:28,275 --> 01:15:30,694 Let's go! We're not safe yet. 1096 01:15:33,822 --> 01:15:35,449 Minions! 1097 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,520 Look at what we have here. 1098 01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:05,771 Sorry, Gru. This is going to be a total burn! 1099 01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:13,654 Oh, no! No, no, no! 1100 01:16:18,450 --> 01:16:20,994 I've been a bad boy! 1101 01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:32,506 Nobody messes with my brother! 1102 01:16:44,101 --> 01:16:46,061 What? What's happening? No! 1103 01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:00,075 Dru! 1104 01:17:01,535 --> 01:17:02,911 Hold on! I'm coming. 1105 01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:10,127 You've ruined everything! 1106 01:17:10,294 --> 01:17:12,462 And now, it's time to die. 1107 01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:14,840 Any last words, Gru? 1108 01:17:15,716 --> 01:17:17,175 You know what? 1109 01:17:17,259 --> 01:17:19,469 I got two words for you. 1110 01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:21,555 Dance fight. 1111 01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:26,143 Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong. 1112 01:17:26,893 --> 01:17:29,396 I am going to enjoy this. 1113 01:17:48,623 --> 01:17:49,624 Enough! 1114 01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:51,918 My turn! 1115 01:18:12,064 --> 01:18:13,315 Uh-oh. 1116 01:18:16,902 --> 01:18:18,779 Game over! 1117 01:18:21,031 --> 01:18:23,742 Is this what you're looking for? 1118 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:25,160 No! 1119 01:18:35,212 --> 01:18:37,047 No! 1120 01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:43,470 Curse you, Gru! 1121 01:18:43,887 --> 01:18:45,222 Curse you! 1122 01:18:54,398 --> 01:18:56,316 Dru? Dru? 1123 01:19:04,366 --> 01:19:06,326 Hey! We did it! 1124 01:19:06,827 --> 01:19:08,829 Yes, we did, brother. 1125 01:19:09,454 --> 01:19:10,534 - Gru! - Uncle Dru! 1126 01:19:11,081 --> 01:19:12,582 Gru! Girls! 1127 01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:27,222 Gru! 1128 01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:29,558 Hey, Mel. Welcome back. 1129 01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:01,047 Mmm. 1130 01:20:02,883 --> 01:20:04,301 Love you, Mom. 1131 01:20:09,139 --> 01:20:10,474 I'm a mom. 1132 01:20:10,557 --> 01:20:13,018 I'm a mom! 1133 01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:30,494 Boys, time for bed! 1134 01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:32,245 We're back at work in the morning. 1135 01:20:32,913 --> 01:20:34,372 I'm coming, sweetie. 1136 01:20:34,456 --> 01:20:35,832 Good night, Lucy. 1137 01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:37,626 See you tomorrow, brother. 1138 01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:39,336 Hey, I'm back on the job. 1139 01:20:39,419 --> 01:20:41,922 So no villainy tonight, huh? Got it? 1140 01:20:42,297 --> 01:20:45,300 I make no promises. Love you! 1141 01:20:45,592 --> 01:20:47,594 Uh-huh. Right. 1142 01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:48,762 I love you, too. 1143 01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:50,597 Aw! 1144 01:20:51,348 --> 01:20:54,768 "Aw!" All right, every... Go! Go! Go to bed! 1145 01:20:59,606 --> 01:21:01,691 Hey! Guys! Come on! 1146 01:21:19,251 --> 01:21:20,544 What... What is happening? 1147 01:21:20,627 --> 01:21:22,170 It's coming from outside! 1148 01:21:24,714 --> 01:21:28,134 Hey! I thought we said no more villainy! 1149 01:21:28,301 --> 01:21:29,386 Sorry, brother! 1150 01:21:29,469 --> 01:21:33,390 Somebody's gotta keep the family tradition alive, right? 1151 01:21:43,525 --> 01:21:45,569 Let's get him. Ugh. 1152 01:21:45,652 --> 01:21:47,946 Honey, he's my brother. 1153 01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:49,990 We'll give him a five-minute head start. 1153 01:21:50,305 --> 01:22:50,174 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/5d3 Help other users to choose the best subtitles