1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:57,359 --> 00:01:00,317 Dreamworks Animation presents... 3 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:02,476 In association with... 4 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,191 Tree House Comix, Inc.! 5 00:01:05,359 --> 00:01:08,033 Inc., Inc., Inc. 6 00:01:08,599 --> 00:01:10,272 All right, okay. So. 7 00:01:10,439 --> 00:01:13,000 A long, long, long, long time ago... 8 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,594 in a galaxy far, far away... 9 00:01:15,799 --> 00:01:17,835 there was a planet called Underpantyworld. 10 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,159 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 11 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,640 Okay, go. 12 00:01:21,799 --> 00:01:23,256 That's perfect. That's perfect. Okay. 13 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,396 Underpantyworld was a peaceful planet 14 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,670 where everybody wore only underwear. 15 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,236 Until it started to blow up for some reason. 16 00:01:30,439 --> 00:01:32,350 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Da-da. 17 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,670 Meanwhile, the leaders of Underpantyworld... 18 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,433 Big Daddy Longjohns and his wife, Princess Pantyhose... 19 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,668 saved their baby 20 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,676 by stretching his underwear really far... 21 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,159 and then they shot him into space. 22 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,951 Godspeed, little Underpants. 23 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:45,159 Whee! 24 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,634 Whee! 25 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,114 And then he crashed on Earth, 26 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,871 where he was raised by some nice... 27 00:01:51,599 --> 00:01:52,668 Dolphins? 28 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,518 Yeah, dolphins. Just go with it. 29 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,795 Okay, fine. 30 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,335 Goo-goo, gah-gah. 31 00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:59,191 Tra-la-la-la-la-la. 32 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,352 But the space baby grew up fast. 33 00:02:05,319 --> 00:02:07,037 Look! Up in the sky! 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,712 It's a bird! It's a plane! 35 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,110 It's an egg salad sandwich. 36 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,396 And guess what? I'm rotten. 37 00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:17,719 Faster than a speeding waistband. 38 00:02:17,879 --> 00:02:18,879 More powerful 39 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,671 - than boxer shorts. - Yay! 40 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,639 You'll never catch me, Captain Underpants. 41 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,518 Owie. 42 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,069 Able to leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie. 43 00:02:30,079 --> 00:02:31,798 Hey, all right. Good for you, pal. 44 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,911 Now put on some clothes, you weirdo. 45 00:02:35,319 --> 00:02:36,319 No way. 46 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,557 I fight for truth, justice, 47 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,870 and all that is pre-shrunk and cottony. 48 00:02:41,039 --> 00:02:42,473 For I am... 49 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:45,909 Captain Underpants! 50 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:48,998 The origin issue. 51 00:02:49,159 --> 00:02:52,072 It's so good. We should've done an origin issue ages ago. 52 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,912 Yeah, like, first. 53 00:02:54,079 --> 00:02:55,735 You know, I'm not sure about the dolphins, though. 54 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:56,908 Yeah, I know. It's just... 55 00:02:57,079 --> 00:02:58,135 I didn't know if it was the thing where it's, 56 00:02:58,159 --> 00:02:59,673 like, good weird or bad weird. 57 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,560 Like, is it something... 58 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:02,998 The origin issue! 59 00:03:03,199 --> 00:03:04,951 I've told you two a thousand times 60 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,752 not to draw these idiotic comics! 61 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:07,919 Freeze! 62 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,270 Hey, everybody! Wait one second. 63 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:11,668 Hi. I'm George Beard. 64 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,256 And this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins. 65 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,759 Hey. Ah, man. 66 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,598 It's okay. We got more ideas. 67 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,188 See, Harold loves to draw and I love to tell stories. 68 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,191 And this old guy looking angry right here... 69 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,430 well, this is the worst principal in the world... 70 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:24,639 Mr. Krupp. 71 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,597 Mean old Mr. Krupp. 72 00:03:26,759 --> 00:03:28,397 Hates anything fun. 73 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,033 Like comic books... 74 00:03:30,199 --> 00:03:31,199 recess... 75 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:34,879 Christmas. 76 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:36,234 Ho, ho, whoa! 77 00:03:37,319 --> 00:03:38,319 Even kittens! 78 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:42,312 Oh, my goodness. Did that really happen? 79 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:44,311 Uh, no, not technically. 80 00:03:44,479 --> 00:03:45,959 But it might as well have! 81 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:48,750 I'm sorry. I'm still mad about the comic. 82 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,147 Yeah, me too. 83 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:51,715 And unfreeze. 84 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:54,110 In my office, now! 85 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,437 What is happening right now? 86 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:09,992 I don't know. 87 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:13,039 Do you think he fell asleep with his eyes open? 88 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,514 Maybe. Let's try and leave and see what happens. 89 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,315 Door lock activated. 90 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,629 Wow. That's an expensive door. 91 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,473 It was a choice between the magnetic automatic door closer... 92 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:32,949 and the music and arts programs. 93 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,439 Pretty sure I made the right choice. 94 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,512 This morning's school sign is supposed to read... 95 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,432 "Sewage plant field trips are today." 96 00:04:45,879 --> 00:04:49,269 So can either of you explain why it now reads... 97 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:52,192 "Come see my hairy armpits?" 98 00:04:54,199 --> 00:04:55,713 I know you two are responsible. 99 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:57,855 How? How do you know? Do you have any proof? 100 00:04:57,879 --> 00:04:59,199 I mean, this is a country of laws. 101 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:00,314 The proof is here. 102 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,548 Inside my gut. 103 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,550 He must have a lot of proof in there. 104 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,711 Quiet fives. Quiet fives. 105 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,800 Hmm. 106 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:09,154 Ever since you attended this elementary school... 107 00:05:09,319 --> 00:05:12,391 you've been responsible for one prank after another. 108 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,312 Shh... 109 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,754 Wow, that's a lot of pranks. 110 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,600 Yeah, when it's cut all together like that, 111 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,079 you really get a sense of the scope. 112 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,055 Some of those must've been really hard to pull off. 113 00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:45,877 And dangerous. Like that tiger. 114 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,268 Oh, that tiger was crazy. 115 00:05:47,439 --> 00:05:49,430 For four long years... 116 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,656 you two have been disrupting 117 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,877 the carefully calibrated, drone-like beehive... 118 00:05:54,079 --> 00:05:56,877 that this elementary school is supposed to be. 119 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,755 I may not be able to prove it yet... 120 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:02,348 but I'm gonna get you two one day. 121 00:06:02,519 --> 00:06:05,956 One day very, very soon. 122 00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:08,112 All right. Fair enough. 123 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:11,271 Get out of my office. Now! 124 00:06:14,759 --> 00:06:16,079 You see what we're up against? 125 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,959 And that's just a typical day at Jerome Horwitz Elementary. 126 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,798 More like Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary. 127 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:26,274 Hey, guys. 128 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:27,475 What's going on, Tommy? 129 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:29,312 Same old, same old. 130 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:32,437 Poor kid. 131 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,476 Time to have fun with history. 132 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:36,630 Memorize these dates. 133 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:42,557 1827, 1853, 1914, 1926. 134 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,630 First graders. Always hits them the hardest. 135 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,319 Hold on a sec. 136 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,956 So that's why we do what we do. 137 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,997 He's left us no choice. 138 00:06:51,159 --> 00:06:52,558 Our pranks and practical jokes 139 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,237 are the last line of defense... 140 00:06:54,399 --> 00:06:56,994 against the injustice of our terrible principal. 141 00:06:57,159 --> 00:06:58,673 Well, well, well. 142 00:06:59,079 --> 00:07:00,228 I heard you both got into 143 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:01,833 a bit of the old trouble today. 144 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,120 How'd you hear that, Melvin? 145 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,831 Did you tattle-tale on us? 146 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,990 Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. 147 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,588 I did. 148 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:13,273 Someone has to stand up for the Man. 149 00:07:13,439 --> 00:07:15,509 No one has to stand up for the Man. 150 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,112 That's the whole point of the Man. 151 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:18,838 He stands up for himself, Melvin. 152 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,358 Respectfully disagree. 153 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,855 Attention, everyone. 154 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:30,016 Principal Krupp here 155 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,108 with an announcement. 156 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:35,192 This Saturday is the mandatory Invention Convention. 157 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,475 Boo! Oh, what? 158 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,600 Yes! 159 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,317 That's our third Saturday this month! 160 00:07:39,519 --> 00:07:42,795 You must be here with your inventions at 8:00 am. 161 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:44,360 Is there no justice? 162 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:46,675 I know that's early for Saturday, but don't worry. 163 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,016 You should be done by 9:00... 164 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,040 pm. 165 00:07:58,399 --> 00:07:59,399 Tree house? 166 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,560 Tree house. 167 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:30,911 Welcome to the world headquarters 168 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,911 of Tree House Comix, Inc. 169 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,753 Yep. This is where the magic happens. 170 00:08:37,919 --> 00:08:39,193 Not, like, actual magic. 171 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,113 No, we're not practicing the dark arts. 172 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,994 No, here we just hang out and make comics 173 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,438 and try to make each other laugh. 174 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,751 That's how we became friends. 175 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,078 This is me in kindygarten. 176 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:52,754 And this is me. 177 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,239 George and I aren't friends yet. 178 00:08:54,399 --> 00:08:55,399 But we're about to be. 179 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,347 The seventh planet from the sun is called... 180 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,552 Uranus. 181 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,394 Scientists refer to Uranus... 182 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:10,038 Your anus. 183 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,456 as one of the planets... 184 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,958 I know. 185 00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:20,149 known as a gas giant. 186 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,715 I don't get it. It's just science, guys. 187 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,318 As I was saying... 188 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,548 Hey, I'm George. You wanna 189 00:09:27,639 --> 00:09:28,975 hang out in my tree house after school? 190 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,274 You have a tree house? 191 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,312 Ever since then, we've created hundreds of comics in here. 192 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,312 Like the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman. 193 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,947 And who could forget Sad Worm? 194 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,996 It was a worm who was sad. 195 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,913 That one's still a work in progress. 196 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,071 But the all-time greatest superhero 197 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,275 that we've ever created was... 198 00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:58,071 The Amazing Captain Underpants. 199 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,274 See, most superheroes look like 200 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,191 they're flying around in their underwear. 201 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,158 Well, this guy actually does. 202 00:10:06,279 --> 00:10:08,110 Come on, let's get to work. 203 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,873 Hey, tell me what you think. 204 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,876 Oh, I can't wait to draw this. 205 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Tra-la-laaa! 206 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,951 Wait, wait. Don't move, don't move. 207 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,673 Mr. Hutchins, I gotta say... 208 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,336 your drawings get better with every issue. 209 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,033 Because your words inspire greatness, Mr. Beard. 210 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,308 Good night, Harold. 211 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,514 Good night, George. 212 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,838 I love Saturday 213 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,991 When anything is possible 214 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:03,227 I love Saturday 215 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:06,870 'Cause I can wear my pajamas all all day 216 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,351 I love Saturday 217 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,870 'Cause I can watch TV all day Day 218 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:16,236 I can pee a little bit in my underwear 219 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,193 And no one will mind 220 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,696 Where are you going with that? Do you really do that? 221 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,278 No. What are you talking... 222 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:25,510 It's just something I could do because... 223 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,831 Monday's an eternity away 224 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,595 When it is Saturday Saturday 225 00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,015 Get in the car, boys. 226 00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:37,951 You've got the Invention Convention today. 227 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,600 This thing on? 228 00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:57,879 Quick announcement. 229 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,793 Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us. 230 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,240 He's dead? 231 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:05,754 What? No. Not like that. 232 00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:07,797 He wanted to spend Saturday with his family. 233 00:12:07,879 --> 00:12:09,153 So I fired him. 234 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,753 I'll find a replacement next week. 235 00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,273 Ahem! Anyway... 236 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:16,318 on to Melvin Sneedly with the first of his 16... 237 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,432 Actually, it's 17. 238 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,158 17 inventions. 239 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,639 Take it away, Melvin. 240 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,389 I will now demonstrate a prototype which I call... 241 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:27,948 the Robotic Sock Matcher. 242 00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:32,633 Never waste time matching your own socks again. 243 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:34,790 The Electromagnetic Lint Collector. 244 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,153 Digital Paper Sorter. 245 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,150 It's the homework... Automatic cushion. 246 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,475 Make it end! 247 00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:43,154 And the personal favorite, the binder binder. 248 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,827 Having trouble organizing your binders? 249 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,993 Well, look no further than this giant binder... 250 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,315 for binders. 251 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,336 Three-hole punch... 252 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,838 This is the stuff of nightmares. 253 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,456 We have to do something about this. 254 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,711 I don't know. Krupp looks serious this time, George. 255 00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,416 Maybe we should just lay low for a while. 256 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,192 Lay low? Look at our fellow children. 257 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,796 Look upon their sad, miserable, pathetic faces. 258 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,315 Come on, Harold. 259 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:16,655 If you won't do it for me and you won't do it for you... 260 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,398 do it for future generations. 261 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:19,993 Save the first graders... 262 00:13:20,159 --> 00:13:21,878 the kindygarteners, the unborn... 263 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,870 from a life of eternal boredom! 264 00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:33,879 Okay, let's do this. 265 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,196 Feast your eyes on this. 266 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,669 The Turbo Toilet 2000! 267 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,467 Check it out, people. 268 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,709 It's already programmed with 269 00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:43,960 my personal potty playlist. 270 00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:46,799 Screwdriver. 271 00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:47,879 Oh, samba! 272 00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:50,799 Once you're done using the facilities... 273 00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:54,713 hit the button and let my toilet wash itself. 274 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:58,148 Now included, automatic toilet paper wiping claw. 275 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,878 Trademark. 276 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,080 Um... 277 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,240 I said no! 278 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:10,919 Huh? Oh... 279 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,552 Melvin, turn that thing off. 280 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,917 I'm trying to, but it's not cooperating. 281 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,788 Best. Prank. 282 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,960 Ever. 283 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,913 Well, that brings our story to its happy conclusion. 284 00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:52,519 I hope you've all enjoyed the film. 285 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,278 It was certainly shorter than we expected. 286 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,629 What more is there to say? 287 00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:57,995 Our fellow students got to enjoy their weekend. 288 00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:01,311 Which, by the way, they are legally entitled to. 289 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,312 And good triumphed over evil once and for... 290 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,313 Oh, boys! A moment, please. 291 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,712 What's happening to his face? 292 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,195 I think he's smiling. 293 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,032 I'm so cold. 294 00:15:21,559 --> 00:15:23,551 So, so cold. 295 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,028 I'll let myself in, receptionist lady. 296 00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:27,679 Melvin. 297 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:28,875 What's he doing here? 298 00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:32,191 You see, Melvin is yet to demonstrate... 299 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,999 his most impressive invention from today. 300 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,429 It was a little extracurricular project 301 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,715 I asked him to come up with myself. 302 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:42,677 I call him the Tattle Turtle 200. 303 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,513 On the outside, it resembles a turtle. 304 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,352 But on the inside, oh, look at this. 305 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,509 It's a nanny cam! 306 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,950 Oh, Melvin. How fun. 307 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,030 Let's see what it recorded. 308 00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:02,870 Yeah, you gotta change the input to video. 309 00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:04,039 I think I got this. 310 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,599 You're on AUX. Change it to video. 311 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:06,794 It's not my TV. 312 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,216 It's your turtle. You're doing it wrong. 313 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,308 I know. 314 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,913 I think I know how to do my office. 315 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,835 Screwdriver. 316 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,793 Is this two-ply or one-ply? 317 00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:23,072 We're so guilty. 318 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:25,999 Quiet fives. Quiet fives. 319 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,273 Wow, that nanny cam 320 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:30,753 really has good picture quality. 321 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:31,919 Was that hi-def? 322 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,154 'Cause you could really tell that's us. 323 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,789 I can't believe it. I gotcha. 324 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,399 I finally gotcha! 325 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,070 We've finally got them, sir. 326 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,072 Yes, yes. Well done, Melvin. Extra credit granted. 327 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,071 Put that in my pocket. 328 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,308 Extra credit, it feels so good! 329 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,277 I got extra credit 330 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,475 I told you I would get you one day. 331 00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:59,278 And that day I was talking about 332 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,587 is this day. 333 00:17:00,759 --> 00:17:03,115 Today. This is the day. 334 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:04,976 Are you going to tell our parents? 335 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,433 No. Your parents are obviously total failures. 336 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:11,148 I have a much more effective punishment in mind. 337 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:15,790 Because I'm going to have you two placed in separate... 338 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,269 classes. 339 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,976 I'm going to annihilate your friendship. 340 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 What? No! 341 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:25,192 You see? You won't be together. 342 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:27,192 You won't be able to enjoy 343 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,713 each other's company and ruin my life. 344 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,189 Mr. Krupp, no. You can't do this. Please. 345 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,470 This is too much. I mean, even for you. 346 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,631 Enjoy the rest of your weekend, boys. 347 00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:38,471 Because come Monday... 348 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,199 Separate classes. Our friendship's over. 349 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:52,838 I'll never see you again in my life! 350 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,637 Hey, hey. Calm down. 351 00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:56,067 It's not the end of the world. 352 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,359 We'll still be best friends. 353 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,835 Just way down the hall from each other. 354 00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:03,990 What am I talking about? This is bad. 355 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,070 Long distance relationships never work! 356 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,318 This is just the beginning. 357 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,159 Imagine the future. 358 00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:16,989 Friends separated... 359 00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:20,710 promising each other they'll remain besties. 360 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,278 But within months, 361 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,669 we'll be awkwardly bumping into each other at the mall. 362 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,199 Hey, George. 363 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,031 Hey. Do I know you? 364 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,951 You'll have a weird haircut. 365 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,269 I'll be wearing a suit for some reason. 366 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,555 And before we know it, 367 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,559 separate classes will lead to separate lives... 368 00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:45,635 which inevitably leads to robots. 369 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,550 What? Why are there robots at the mall? 370 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,108 Because this is the future! The future always has robots. 371 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,752 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 372 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,790 Why are the robots shooting other robots? 373 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,319 Aren't they supposed to be friends? 374 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,440 I don't know! 375 00:18:57,599 --> 00:18:58,695 I'm the artist, you're the writer. 376 00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,948 That's why we need each other. 377 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:08,074 Help! Fire! 378 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,391 Okay, you're right. No, you are right. 379 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:18,311 I mean, if we get put in separate classes, 380 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,117 it's the end of the world as we know it. 381 00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:21,429 What are we gonna do? 382 00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:23,431 Oh, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 383 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,597 First thing Monday morning, we're getting that turtle. 384 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:35,279 Edith! 385 00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:36,952 Oh, is this a bad time? 386 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,752 I did not mean to interrupt the copying process. 387 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,920 I'll go. 388 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,160 Yes, go! Please go. 389 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:44,355 No, no. I'm just finishing up. 390 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,107 What brings you around here? 391 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,433 I just made this tuna casserole... 392 00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:55,114 and I noticed it had your name on it... 393 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,588 in jalapeño peppers. 394 00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:58,993 Mmm... 395 00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:01,270 It smells spicy. 396 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,952 Yep. Mmm-hmm. 397 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,269 That's 'cause it's been dry-aged for a week. 398 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,838 I don't know what that means, 399 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,439 but it sounds very time-consuming. 400 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,959 It took a week. 401 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,634 Eww. They like each other. 402 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:14,631 Oh, no, George. I think it's much worse. 403 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,518 They like-like each other. 404 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,759 What are you talking about? 405 00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:19,557 Adults don't like-like other adults. 406 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,336 Well, you probably haven't seen it at your home 407 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:22,559 since your parents are married. 408 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,313 In my studies, like-liking seems to end with marriage. 409 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,776 Well, I should probably get back to running the school. 410 00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:29,596 You know, it's not gonna run itself. 411 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:32,354 But... 412 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:37,871 Oh, Edith. Get your head out of the clouds. 413 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:42,070 Wait, Edith! You never gave me the tuna casserole. 414 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,677 I think he forgot the turtle. 415 00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:46,067 Go, go, go. 416 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,673 That's important. 417 00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:50,397 Great. What now? 418 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,193 Hello. If you would like the chance 419 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,156 to win one billion dollars... Ooh. 420 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,077 please hold for one of our representatives. 421 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,077 It's gotta be in here somewhere. 422 00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:19,039 Ugh. 423 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,519 Whoa! What? 424 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,875 Everything Krupp ever confiscated from us. 425 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,711 Look at all that stuff. 426 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,637 Oh, dear old whoopee cushion. 427 00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:31,551 You will sing once again. 428 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,556 Oh, my Super Duper Soaking Machine! 429 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,269 My hypno-ring! 430 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,470 I never even got to take it out of the wrapper. 431 00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:43,519 Wow. 432 00:21:43,559 --> 00:21:44,559 Look at this. 433 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,256 He's got every issue of Captain Underpants 434 00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:47,315 we've ever created. 435 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,480 You think he reads them? 436 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,855 I was kinda hoping that we appealed 437 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,597 to a slightly cooler demographic. 438 00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:55,997 Well, if it isn't George Beard and Harold Hutchins. 439 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,151 To what do I owe the pleasure? 440 00:21:58,319 --> 00:22:00,071 Is it perhaps this? 441 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,308 Oh, no. 442 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,628 Nice try. 443 00:22:02,839 --> 00:22:04,750 Turtle and I have grown quite attached. 444 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,557 We're inseparable, actually. 445 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,239 I carry him wherever I go. 446 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,674 Including the shower! 447 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:13,952 Oh. Poor turtle. 448 00:22:17,519 --> 00:22:18,919 Oh, what's this? 449 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,920 Why, it's the paperwork 450 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,911 to separate you two. 451 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,308 It's really incredible. 452 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,910 I can actually see the end of your friendship. 453 00:22:28,079 --> 00:22:30,434 And it ends right here. 454 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,590 On this dotted line. 455 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:34,792 George, do something. 456 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:36,999 Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp... 457 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,512 or we'll hypnotize you. 458 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,680 What? What? 459 00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:40,989 You said do something. 460 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,194 What is that? 461 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,989 Forged from the molten plastic of Shandong, China. 462 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,627 In the lowest floor of the darkest basement 463 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:51,791 where only toy prizes dare be made... 464 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,790 exists the most powerful item... 465 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,349 ever to be found in a box of Frosted Sugar Doodles. 466 00:22:58,039 --> 00:22:59,951 The hypno-ring. 467 00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:01,634 Hypnotize me? 468 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,517 With that piece of plastic junk? 469 00:23:04,799 --> 00:23:05,868 Does that really work? 470 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:07,996 What do you think? I got it out of a cereal box. 471 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,229 I'm warning you. 472 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,455 If you don't do what we say, 473 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,680 you're gonna get really sleepy. 474 00:23:11,839 --> 00:23:14,400 Oh, will I? I'll get sleepy? 475 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,198 With that thing pointing at me? 476 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,998 It's not making me sleepy. 477 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,718 I'm not gonna get sleepy from... 478 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,920 Whoa! 479 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,354 What kind of plastic hokum is this? 480 00:23:29,519 --> 00:23:30,634 Whoa! 481 00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:32,016 What's happening? I don't know. 482 00:23:32,039 --> 00:23:33,677 Why are we floating? 483 00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:49,159 What was that? 484 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:50,429 I don't know. 485 00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:52,160 I honestly didn't think that would happen. 486 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,200 Gotcha. You're safe now, little turtle. 487 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,038 When I snap my fingers, 488 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,872 you will obey our every command. 489 00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:07,358 Wait. How do you know this? 490 00:24:07,519 --> 00:24:08,655 I don't know. I just say the first thing 491 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,336 that comes to my mind with great authority. 492 00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,509 You are now a chicken. 493 00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:24,559 It worked! 494 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,269 He's a chicken. 495 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,708 Okay, let me try. Let me try. 496 00:24:28,599 --> 00:24:29,794 You're a monkey. 497 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,711 Oh! Look at him, he's a monkey! 498 00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:46,559 Come on. 499 00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:47,714 You are now 500 00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:50,718 the greatest superhero of all time... 501 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,513 the amazing Captain Underpants! 502 00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:11,032 Tra-la-laaaaa! 503 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,910 Captain Underpants? Is that really you? 504 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,673 Let's see. 505 00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:19,592 Underpants, check. 506 00:25:19,759 --> 00:25:21,954 Captain, also check. 507 00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:25,356 I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants. 508 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,640 It worked! 509 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,440 Which must make you my trusty sidekicks! 510 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:33,839 Sidekicks? 511 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:37,635 Fear not, this planet is safe under my watchful eye. 512 00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:39,438 This is hilarious! This is amazing! 513 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,948 Let's see what's afoot. 514 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,119 Wait, no! 515 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,790 Well, that was invigorating. 516 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,472 We gotta stop him. Why? 517 00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:50,759 Huzzah! 518 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:51,799 Out of the road, bozo! 519 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,677 Why, thank you, vehicle person! 520 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,914 Ow! 521 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,512 Yeah, we should probably go get him. 522 00:25:58,279 --> 00:26:00,270 Captain Underpants, wait! 523 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:05,679 Oh! Ha-ha! 524 00:26:06,079 --> 00:26:07,079 What is this? 525 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,518 Poor soul. You're trapped 526 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,472 in some sort of invisible box-like prison. 527 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,074 What's that? I can't hear you. 528 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,912 But I see your tears. 529 00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:19,150 Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this? 530 00:26:19,319 --> 00:26:21,151 Yes and no. But mostly yes. 531 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,990 Fear not, for I will set you free! 532 00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:25,079 Ow! Ooh! 533 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,315 What is wrong with you? 534 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,157 Ah, that's better. I can hear you now. 535 00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:30,032 Sorry, sorry. We're so sorry. 536 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,240 Okay, listen, let's not be 537 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,655 punching people, though, because... 538 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,999 Hold it. 539 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,353 Here, let me help. Oh! 540 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,351 You're welcome, madam. 541 00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:39,855 You know, we should probably get you 542 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,496 back to the school before anything else... 543 00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:42,519 Halt! What? 544 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,352 Do you sense that? No. 545 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:45,559 Well, of course you don't. 546 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,192 You're not a superhero like me. 547 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,589 Come, sidekicks. Evil lurks within! 548 00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:50,759 Oh, no! 549 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,712 Where'd he go now? 550 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,955 To the sky! 551 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,296 You'd think a guy like him would be easy to find. 552 00:27:08,319 --> 00:27:09,319 Found him. 553 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,953 Stand down, you giant ape monster! 554 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,759 Giant ape monster? What is he talking... 555 00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:18,710 Your days of terrifying this town are over! 556 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,632 Mr. Krupp! I mean, Captain Underpants! 557 00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:23,233 You can't actually fly! 558 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,310 Now I take to the sky... 559 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,595 like an ostrich! 560 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,117 I gotcha! 561 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,597 We gotta do something. 562 00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:39,074 I've got an idea. 563 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,432 Morning. Morning. 564 00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:46,477 Oh, that is a lot of buttons. 565 00:27:49,519 --> 00:27:51,750 Take that! Ah, cheap shot! 566 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,916 Ow! Right in the kisser! 567 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,480 No! 568 00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:00,759 Oh, hi, guys! 569 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,954 Wait! No! 570 00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:03,355 Follow that gorilla! 571 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,270 Oh, you put up a good fight! 572 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,352 Yeah! You are so good at operating a crane, Harold. 573 00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:15,271 I know! It's really not that hard. 574 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,160 Rest assured, 575 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,837 citizens of this marvelous metropolis... 576 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,638 I will rid you of this menace any moment now! 577 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:24,637 Come on. Oh, come on, come on, come on. 578 00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:25,993 Victory! 579 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,433 Yes! Bravo! 580 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,867 Oh, no, no, no! 581 00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:36,150 Let that be a lesson to evildoers everywhere. 582 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,477 Never underestimate the power of underwear! 583 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,392 Who the heck are you? 584 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,480 What the... 585 00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:50,472 Wow! I can't believe we found a spot. 586 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,028 Oh, goodness. Grandpa, you did it again. 587 00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:54,628 He's a sleepwalker. 588 00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,869 Come on, pap pap, let's get you back into bed. 589 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,720 But what about all the other evil villains? 590 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,114 Well, don't worry about that. 591 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,839 There's no more evil villains around here. 592 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,837 A science teacher, hmm? 593 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,990 The perfect cover. 594 00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:18,829 Chums! What an astounding headquarters. 595 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,876 Stuffed full of relics... 596 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:24,237 all celebrating my interplanetary exploits! 597 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,991 Oh, this takes me back. 598 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,395 What are we gonna do? He can't just stay here. 599 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:30,073 We have to turn him back into Krupp. 600 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,798 I know, but can we just take a moment 601 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,599 to acknowledge what's happening here please? 602 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,554 I mean, Captain Underpants is hanging out in our tree house! 603 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,076 Look at the cute little turtle. 604 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,917 Oh, he's so adorable. 605 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,077 Well, a hero's work is never done. 606 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,349 Now it is time to fly again! 607 00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:49,794 No, no, no, no! 608 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,640 Where am I? 609 00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:54,074 Where are my pants? 610 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,275 Oh, no! He's Krupp again. 611 00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:56,759 Ah! 612 00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:58,718 Tra-la-laaa! 613 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,960 That's it! Now we know what turns him back and forth. 614 00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:02,189 Turns who what? 615 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,720 Why am I soaking wet? 616 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,028 Cool. Hey. 617 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,877 Tra-la-laaa! 618 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,916 Harold! Tra-la... 619 00:30:09,079 --> 00:30:10,798 George! Laaa! 620 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,108 We should probably stop. 621 00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:13,394 Yeah, we probably should. 622 00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:15,391 Stop doing this! Tra-la... 623 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,117 I am Captain... 624 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,576 What are you doing? 625 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:19,599 Hello? Well, hello! 626 00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:21,557 What's happening? Fear not! 627 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,375 Didn't know I could do this. Hey, sidekicks! 628 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,798 Tra! Hey! Heyo! 629 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,989 Tra-la-laaa! 630 00:30:31,759 --> 00:30:33,113 Okay, this is the street. 631 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,680 Come on, come on. We're almost there. 632 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,913 Evening. Evening. 633 00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:43,115 Drop it. No, get off. Gimme! That's a bad dog. 634 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,954 We made it. 635 00:30:52,759 --> 00:30:53,759 Yeesh. 636 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,990 I wonder what horrors lie inside. 637 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,990 There's probably wild dogs in there. 638 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,559 Probably torture implements. 639 00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:01,599 Rabid rats. 640 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,749 Brains in jars. 641 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,439 Jars of plucked-out eyeballs. 642 00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:06,317 Bones of former students. 643 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,709 Why'd you scream? 644 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,632 I just assumed there'd be something scary... 645 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,712 but it's actually a really nice place. 646 00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:26,680 We probably shouldn't snoop around. 647 00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:28,671 Yeah. Definitely not. 648 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,200 Come on. 649 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:36,960 Huh. 650 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,640 Hmm. 651 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,990 Not So Cheery O's? 652 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:45,151 This guy's bumming me out. 653 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,910 I gotta say, this has not been the funnest snoop. 654 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:58,197 Yeah, no, totally. Really sad snoop. 655 00:31:58,359 --> 00:32:00,156 Kinda regretting it, actually. 656 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,720 I sure hope we don't ever end up like him. 657 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,358 All alone. 658 00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:16,640 It's impossible. That would never happen. 659 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,711 Yeah, yeah. That'll never happen. 660 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,518 Unless he puts us in separate classes. 661 00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:26,269 Which will never happen. 662 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,271 It'll never happen. 'Cause we control him now. 663 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,077 And if ever gives us any trouble again, 664 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,872 all we gotta do is snap our fingers... 665 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,439 and "Tra-la-laa!" 666 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,074 All of our problems go away. 667 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,031 Oh, yeah 668 00:32:58,119 --> 00:32:59,552 Beautiful 669 00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:06,710 Even more beautiful 670 00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:11,720 Hey, Tommy. What's going on? 671 00:33:11,799 --> 00:33:12,799 Hey, guys. 672 00:33:13,079 --> 00:33:14,911 Whoa! Cool shirts! 673 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,758 What are you two doing together? 674 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,798 I separated you. 675 00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:21,759 No, you didn't. 676 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:22,949 What are you talking about? 677 00:33:23,119 --> 00:33:25,429 I signed the paperwork. See? 678 00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:26,519 I don't see a signature. 679 00:33:26,599 --> 00:33:27,736 Harold, do you see a signature? 680 00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:29,239 Not a thing. 681 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,799 I actually can't see a thing. These sunglasses are too dark. 682 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,308 What? I could have sworn I signed that thing. 683 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,835 No matter. There! 684 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,592 Officially separated. 685 00:33:38,759 --> 00:33:40,352 Forever. 686 00:33:42,359 --> 00:33:45,271 What? Give me that. Tra-la-laaa! 687 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,998 See? Problem solved. 688 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,031 Ooh! 689 00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:52,432 Greetings, citizens! 690 00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:53,599 Quick, in here. 691 00:33:57,039 --> 00:33:58,075 Okay, you know what? 692 00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,638 These shirts were way premature. 693 00:33:59,799 --> 00:34:01,118 Definitely. Come on. 694 00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:02,415 Let's turn him back into Krupp. 695 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,509 We can't. He'll separate us, remember? 696 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,096 Yeah, well, we can't have him 697 00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:07,553 wandering around looking like that. 698 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:09,869 A triangle! 699 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,235 It dings! 700 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:28,753 Ah! Principal Krupp, you caught us again. 701 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,637 You better take us to your office 702 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,590 for a good old talking-to. 703 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,878 Right? Principal Krupp? 704 00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:37,335 Principal who? 705 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,873 Captain Underpants, get out here. 706 00:34:40,039 --> 00:34:41,039 Sidekicks... 707 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:42,199 are you sure 708 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,038 my secret identity requires these... 709 00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:47,353 restricting, uncomfortable clothes? 710 00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:48,559 Yes, positive. 711 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,518 100% positive. Now act like a principal. 712 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:52,715 Oh, right. 713 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,353 How does a principal act? 714 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,480 Mean! 715 00:34:55,519 --> 00:34:56,554 Okey-doke. 716 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,518 I'm a principal! 717 00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:03,039 Oh, yeah. That's great. 718 00:35:03,679 --> 00:35:05,193 Come on. We're almost there. 719 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,835 Oh, hello. Surprise. 720 00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:11,032 It's Edith. 721 00:35:11,199 --> 00:35:13,190 Did you like my tuna casserole? 722 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,677 I cannot lie. 723 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,393 I don't recall having your tuna casserole. 724 00:35:18,559 --> 00:35:20,356 What? Oh. 725 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:21,918 But if your casserole is 726 00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:25,237 as striking as your one blue eye... 727 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,358 Oh, I didn't think you noticed. 728 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,760 Oh, my. 729 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,916 Two blue eyes. 730 00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:35,876 Ooh! 731 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,391 Principal Krupp. It's time to go. 732 00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:39,708 Gotta wrap it up. 733 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,028 Very well then. 734 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,389 Up, up, and... 735 00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:44,550 And this way, sir. 736 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,713 Ooh! Flirt alert. 737 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,233 A-ha! 738 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,838 Wow, she's still on hold. 739 00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:55,231 Phew! We made it. 740 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,117 Well, hello, citizen. What? 741 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,320 Oh, and hello to you, too. 742 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,431 I was just, like, admiring the view... 743 00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:02,237 from your broken window. 744 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,117 It's in the shape of a man. 745 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,480 Anyway, I am here to interview 746 00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:07,112 for the science teacher position. 747 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,632 Perfect. I'm disguised 748 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,193 as an elementary school principal. 749 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,913 Guys, I totally got this. 750 00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:14,592 Don't worry one bit. 751 00:36:18,639 --> 00:36:21,074 Now, where did I put that resume? 752 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,440 No, not that. Oh, this thing. 753 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440 This one's fun. 754 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,793 Ooh! Heads up. 755 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,398 That one's gonna leave a mark. 756 00:36:27,559 --> 00:36:28,913 I've been looking for that. 757 00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:30,119 Oh, not that. 758 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,789 Ah-ha! Here we go. 759 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,077 Hmm. Says here you're a science teacher? 760 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,434 Not exactly. 761 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,590 But you have teaching experience? 762 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,119 Oh, no, I can't say that I do. 763 00:36:43,559 --> 00:36:45,391 Not even, like, babysitting? 764 00:36:45,559 --> 00:36:46,788 I would never sit on a baby. 765 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,960 Camp counselor? 766 00:36:48,119 --> 00:36:49,393 Never was a camp counselor. 767 00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:51,079 Although I did receive counseling... 768 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,471 for some trauma I experienced as a child. 769 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,467 I'm getting a really good vibe about you. 770 00:36:57,639 --> 00:36:59,596 Now hold on. Let me see that resume. 771 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,954 It says here that you were a genius inventor? 772 00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:03,313 Mad... 773 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:06,989 genius inventor. But yes. 774 00:37:07,199 --> 00:37:09,110 And then for the last few years... 775 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,952 you've "been in a very dark place"... 776 00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:12,353 and your title was... 777 00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:14,431 "Revenge Seeker?" 778 00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:15,952 "Revenge at all costs... 779 00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:17,119 "Die! Die!" 780 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,280 Am I reading this right? 781 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,510 Yeah, that's basically what I've been up to... 782 00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:22,431 so here I am! 783 00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:23,748 Applying for a job in 784 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,307 the thriving public school system... 785 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,677 with all of its amazing resources. 786 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,032 But honestly, kids are so understanding. 787 00:37:33,199 --> 00:37:34,791 So innocent. 788 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,952 Their smiles brighten my heart and fill me with... 789 00:37:38,119 --> 00:37:41,032 a joy-adjacent feeling. 790 00:37:41,199 --> 00:37:43,509 As long as they are controlled... 791 00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:46,478 and do not laugh nor smile nor play nor laugh. 792 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,197 Children must never laugh! 793 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,831 Well, you seem terrific! 794 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,148 You're hired! 795 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,878 What? Excellent. 796 00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:56,036 Oh, by the way, going to need Fridays off... 797 00:37:56,199 --> 00:37:58,077 and every other Tuesday through Thursday... 798 00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,514 for my evil experiments. 799 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:02,353 Hope that's not a problem. Okay, bye-bye! 800 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,068 Oh, this is bad. 801 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,514 We just hired a maniac for a science teacher! 802 00:38:07,679 --> 00:38:10,034 Uh, yeah. We gotta fix this before Krupp finds out. 803 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:12,317 Sounds like a job for Captain Underpants. 804 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,710 No, no, no. You need to stay here. 805 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,393 Okay, you're the principal, remember? 806 00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:18,875 Yeah, just sit there and look angry for no reason. 807 00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,190 You got it. Grr... 808 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:27,719 Ooh! 809 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,356 That will be interesting to put my eye up to. 810 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,909 What? How did I get here? 811 00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:34,347 Why is my face wet? 812 00:38:47,519 --> 00:38:48,713 Hiya, class. 813 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,233 I'm your cool, new teacher. 814 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,630 Not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda. 815 00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,188 Anyway, I'm just going to dive right in here. 816 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,588 If there was one thing 817 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,320 about this world that you could change... 818 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,760 what would it be? 819 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,751 Ooh! Ooh! Peace on Earth. 820 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,911 Unattainable. Anyone else? 821 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,431 Pacific Ocean into chocolate. 822 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:11,079 Atlantic into nacho cheese. 823 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,632 It's like we're the same person 824 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,909 and yet so, so different. 825 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:15,757 I love it. 826 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,557 But more importantly... 827 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,110 if I had to change one thing about the world... 828 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,954 it would be to get rid of... 829 00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:26,119 laughter. 830 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,838 Get rid of laughter? 831 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,557 What kind of person wants to do that? 832 00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:32,679 Oh, oh! Ah! Ah! Sir, sir. 833 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800 Yes? 834 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,880 I love it. 835 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,791 Oh, look at this. We got a grade A suck-up. 836 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,836 Good to know, good to know. 837 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Anyway. 838 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,994 This is the brain of an average child. 839 00:39:45,159 --> 00:39:46,195 Right here is 840 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,275 the "thinking about candy" lopalus. 841 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,476 The "fear of what's under the bed" lobe. 842 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:53,153 This is the "only thing I'll eat is pizza... 843 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,992 "chicken nuggets, or buttered noodles" lobe. 844 00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:57,757 Right here is the 845 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,670 "as soon as someone else has a toy... 846 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,273 "I want that toy" anterior lobe. 847 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,159 And this... 848 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,157 This is the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus. 849 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,710 This funny little purple part 850 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,150 holds our entire capacity for laughter. 851 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,708 For years, I've tried to shrink it 852 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,795 or cut it out entirely... 853 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,431 but frustratingly, 854 00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:25,512 our survival seems dependent upon it. 855 00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:28,795 I don't like this. I mean, I don't really understand it. 856 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,199 But the stuff I am understanding 857 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,514 seems genuinely bad to me. 858 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:32,873 Yeah, same. 859 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:35,952 Um... Excuse me, Professor P? 860 00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:37,990 Why are you trying to get rid of laughter? 861 00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:39,518 Isn't laughter the best medicine? 862 00:40:39,679 --> 00:40:43,150 Medicine is the best medicine! So... 863 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,474 Yeesh. 864 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,880 What? 865 00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:48,079 What does the P stand for? 866 00:40:48,559 --> 00:40:49,559 Excuse me? 867 00:40:49,639 --> 00:40:51,869 The P. In your name. What does it stand for? 868 00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:53,518 Oh, it's private. 869 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,076 So that means your name is Professor Privates? 870 00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:01,713 What's so funny? 871 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,074 I don't get it. 872 00:41:04,559 --> 00:41:05,594 Principal's office, now! 873 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:06,719 You too! 874 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,994 Why him? 875 00:41:08,159 --> 00:41:10,594 Because your friendship and shared sense of humor 876 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:11,869 irritates me... 877 00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:14,235 and must be destroyed! 878 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,960 We gotta do something about that new science teacher. 879 00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:20,394 Yeah, it's like he's even more of a villain than Krupp. 880 00:41:20,559 --> 00:41:22,277 I didn't even think that was possible. 881 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,936 Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second. Tell me about it. 882 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,597 What? Who do you think... 883 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,599 Oh, okay. Maybe we could fix this if we just... 884 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,280 Can you hear me? No, that'll never work. 885 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,197 I'm sitting right here. 886 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,793 Wait, Professor P doesn't want anybody to know his last name. 887 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,028 Right? Right! 888 00:41:35,199 --> 00:41:36,871 Who's Professor P? Exactly! 889 00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:40,748 Where is the respect? I am your principal! 890 00:41:41,639 --> 00:41:42,789 Wait, is he Krupp again? 891 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,791 George! Yup. Pretty sure he is. 892 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:45,920 Harold! 893 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 How'd that even happen? 894 00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:49,871 Tra-la-laaa! 895 00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:53,077 Greetings! I need to get the... 896 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,519 Sidekicks, what do I need again? 897 00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,875 The file on the new science teacher. 898 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,960 Oh, right, right. 899 00:41:58,039 --> 00:42:00,429 I need the bile on the gooey fence creature. 900 00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:01,793 Science teacher. 901 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,960 The dewy tense preacher? 902 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,277 The dial on the... 903 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,759 Oh, come on! 904 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,916 Thank you, human woman! 905 00:42:10,559 --> 00:42:11,913 Sidekicks, explain to me 906 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,797 the importance of this secret file. 907 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,320 There's a new super villain in town 908 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,039 and we're trying to discover his weakness. 909 00:42:17,119 --> 00:42:18,119 Oh... 910 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,271 "Poopypants." 911 00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:27,635 Hallelujah 912 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,597 Hallelujah 913 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,954 His name is Poopypants We found his weakness 914 00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:34,110 Hallelujah 915 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:37,996 He wants to rid the world 916 00:42:38,199 --> 00:42:40,509 Of laughter 917 00:42:40,679 --> 00:42:41,679 Forever 918 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:42,840 And ever 919 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,034 We will defeat him 920 00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:47,476 Hallelujah Hallelujah 921 00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:54,153 Poopypants 922 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,833 Captain? You forgetting something? 923 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,355 Oh, look at that. They came off again. 924 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,554 Hey there, kiddo. 925 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,277 First day for Professor P. 926 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,391 Can you tell me where the lunch is consumed? 927 00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:14,552 What's going on with your face? 928 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,719 Are you choking? 929 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,028 Do you need to sneeze? 930 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,833 I see, I see. 931 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,992 Got a case of the giggles, huh? That's fun. 932 00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:25,793 Well, I've got just the remedy for that. 933 00:43:27,199 --> 00:43:29,077 In the cage. Now! Why? 934 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,831 Because I hate laughter and children... 935 00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:33,076 and I've got a cage in a briefcase! 936 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,873 Okay, well, have a nice day. 937 00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:38,871 Now what's for lunch? 938 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,715 Excuse me, could you explain to me why this is funny? 939 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,710 You! Why is everyone laughing? 940 00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:52,554 Uh, you're asking the wrong dude. 941 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,753 "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of... 942 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,751 "Professor Poopypants." 943 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,175 Oh, What's happening? 944 00:44:04,199 --> 00:44:05,918 I'm hyperventilating. 945 00:44:06,119 --> 00:44:07,268 Esteemed members 946 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,436 of the Nobel Prize Committee... 947 00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:11,670 it is with great pride... 948 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,512 that I present to you... 949 00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:17,389 the Sizerator 2000! 950 00:44:17,519 --> 00:44:18,588 Ooh. Oh. 951 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,711 Behold, we can smallify. 952 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,353 No more traffic jams. 953 00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:28,750 And conversely, largify. 954 00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:36,036 Look at how big this hot dog is. 955 00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:40,309 Going to need a lot of mustard for this frankfurter! 956 00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:45,628 The Nobel Peace Prize in Inventing Stuff goes to... 957 00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:47,074 um, 958 00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:48,159 Professor... 959 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,117 Is that really your name? 960 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,396 It's not, like, some kind of joke? 961 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,436 No. It's not, like, a joke. 962 00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:59,432 It's a traditional name in New Swissland. 963 00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:02,076 Am I pronouncing it right? 964 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,150 Poopypants? 965 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,317 More or less. Except the emphasis is on the "poop." 966 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,398 Why are you laughing? 967 00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:13,478 I've invented a shrinking and enlarging ray! 968 00:45:13,639 --> 00:45:14,914 I should be famous! 969 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:18,469 I should be dating models twice my size... 970 00:45:18,639 --> 00:45:20,596 and doing the talk show circuit! 971 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,148 I should be protecting baby seals as a cause... 972 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,920 that I say I care about, but not really! 973 00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:28,150 This guy is too much! 974 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,992 Stop! Stop laughing! 975 00:45:34,159 --> 00:45:35,195 No, stop it! Okay. 976 00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:37,351 Phew! Oh... 977 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,630 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 978 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,318 Here. Take the award. 979 00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:45,438 It's really fun to say Poopypants. 980 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,677 You keep your stupid award! I don't want it anymore. 981 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,994 Oh, and one more thing... 982 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,429 On behalf of the Nobel Prize committee, 983 00:45:58,519 --> 00:46:00,112 please accept our apology. 984 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,998 And could you change me back now please? 985 00:46:03,159 --> 00:46:04,335 Why don't you go on and invent 986 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,032 your own shrinking and enlarging ray... 987 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,469 if you think you're so smart? 988 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,675 How much of that was out loud? 989 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,353 Extra! Extra! Get our latest issue! 990 00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:21,353 Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot 991 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,471 of Professor Poopypants. 992 00:46:23,639 --> 00:46:25,197 Oh, no. 993 00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,233 There you are. I've been looking all over for you. 994 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,393 Hmm. How many A's are there in "Tra-la-laaa?" 995 00:46:32,599 --> 00:46:34,556 What? I'll just go with 11. 996 00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,675 Enjoying your first day, professor? 997 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,717 The complete opposite, actually. 998 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,188 Look at what these little monsters have created! 999 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,878 We must lock them up, probably, like, forever! 1000 00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:47,079 Hmm. 1001 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,353 Oh, my. 1002 00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:50,838 This is not a comic. 1003 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,516 This is a history book. 1004 00:46:53,599 --> 00:46:54,715 What? 1005 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,034 And as such, it should be taught in every classroom. 1006 00:46:57,199 --> 00:46:58,552 And you yourself must teach it... 1007 00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,757 because that is how good it is. 1008 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,360 I don't understand. I thought, like, 1009 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,072 we'd be on the same page here. 1010 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,074 What page is that? I'm on page 9, here. 1011 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,239 It's fantastic. 1012 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,400 Look, look. 1013 00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:11,936 It's about this evil science teacher... 1014 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,951 who looks a lot like you, by the way. 1015 00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:16,235 And he wanted to rid the world of laughter... 1016 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,960 but he couldn't figure out how to do it. 1017 00:47:18,639 --> 00:47:20,835 Even worse, it seemed like everywhere he went, 1018 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,876 people were having fun and laughing. 1019 00:47:23,599 --> 00:47:25,590 It just was infuriating. 1020 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,110 But then, he discovered someone who wasn't. 1021 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:32,039 Why is it funny? 1022 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,795 Anti-Humor Boy! 1023 00:47:36,599 --> 00:47:38,556 And then the professor says, "Very interesting." 1024 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,398 That's my voice for him. 1025 00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:42,471 Wait, wait, wait. Gimme that. 1026 00:47:42,639 --> 00:47:44,755 That's no Anti-Humor Boy. 1027 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,588 That's the suck up from class. 1028 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,431 Very interesting. 1029 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,795 You boys don't even realize it... 1030 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,679 but your silly comic book just helped me figure out... 1031 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,956 how to wipe out laughter on the... Oof! 1032 00:48:01,159 --> 00:48:02,512 Out of the road, bozo! 1033 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:03,880 Hey, watch where you're going! 1034 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,632 You just hit Professor Poopypants. 1035 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,438 Poopypants? 1036 00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:09,112 That's not funny! That's not funny! 1037 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,072 Ever heard of the sidewalk? 1038 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,431 Oh, if I had insurance, you'd be in... Ow! 1039 00:48:15,119 --> 00:48:17,315 I'll admit that was surprising. 1040 00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:18,519 Wow. 1041 00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:20,635 That actually worked out for once. 1042 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,313 Good job, Captain Underpants. 1043 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,152 At your service, sidekicks. 1044 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,911 Now where was I? 1045 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,309 We should probably get back to class, huh? 1046 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,311 Yeah, we probably should. 1047 00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:33,775 Excuse me. Pardon me. If you could just... 1048 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,840 Watch your feet. Excuse me. 1049 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,278 Sorry. Thank you. Oh, hey, Todd. 1050 00:48:36,639 --> 00:48:38,277 Now, let me ask you something. 1051 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,670 If you could control your principal... 1052 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,840 what would you do? 1053 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,719 Shh. It's starting. It's starting. 1054 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,215 I just wanna make sure you apply 1055 00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,878 the extra credit to next semester. 1056 00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:41,230 I won't be needing it this semester, of course. 1057 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,400 Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah. 1058 00:49:42,519 --> 00:49:43,775 Whatever floats your boat, Melvin. 1059 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,994 Excuse me? 1060 00:49:45,159 --> 00:49:46,831 Can I please get an ice cream sandwich? 1061 00:49:47,039 --> 00:49:50,476 Yeah, scram, okay? We're closed for Ebola. 1062 00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:54,476 Okay, just a quick check 1063 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:56,152 to make sure that we're connected. 1064 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,150 Mmm-hmm. Okay. We're sure that's safe? 1065 00:50:02,079 --> 00:50:04,913 And now, some classic funny bloopers! 1066 00:50:07,079 --> 00:50:09,355 Ah. That's a good one. Oh, this one's my favorite. 1067 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,036 I'm sorry. Why are you showing me this? 1068 00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:13,360 Ow. 1069 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,759 Come on, that was funny! 1070 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,989 That child walked right into that rake. 1071 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,079 I'm bored! What else is on? 1072 00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,869 Fascinating. Computer, scan. 1073 00:50:25,079 --> 00:50:27,719 I don't believe it. 1074 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,920 You know, I suspected 1075 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,393 something smaller than normal, but this... 1076 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,710 This. What? What is it? 1077 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,117 I can't find it. Your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus! 1078 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,588 You don't have one! 1079 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,231 I don't get it. Exactly. 1080 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,791 You have no sense of humor like a chair or a supermodel. 1081 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,588 Melvin, with your brain and my brain together... 1082 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,114 we can finally wipe out laughter 1083 00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:56,394 for once and for all! 1084 00:50:57,639 --> 00:51:01,110 So George and Harold want a supervillain... 1085 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,632 well, ask and ye shall receive! 1086 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,072 I hereby declare... 1087 00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,309 the Jerome Horwitz art program... 1088 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,478 reinstated! 1089 00:51:18,599 --> 00:51:19,668 Oh... 1090 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,987 After you, sir. 1091 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,512 Ooh, what if we... I'm already on it. 1092 00:51:36,679 --> 00:51:38,159 Oh, this is gonna be epic! 1093 00:51:40,079 --> 00:51:41,911 Come on, Captain, draw! 1094 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,195 Move your hand in the shape of a person! 1095 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,157 Why does it look like a chicken? 1096 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,436 This whole visual storytelling thing is hard! 1097 00:51:48,519 --> 00:51:49,519 Oh, that's good. 1098 00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:51,032 Here, these need words. 1099 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,509 Hey, sidekicks... 1100 00:51:53,159 --> 00:51:54,512 why are we doing this again? 1101 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,875 Well, we're making school fun again. 1102 00:51:57,039 --> 00:51:59,190 You know, "free the children." 1103 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,175 Hey, hey! What if we put this panel right here? 1104 00:52:01,199 --> 00:52:02,199 Oh, yes! Yes, yes. 1105 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,038 Ah, yes. Of course. 1106 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,360 Fun. 1107 00:52:05,519 --> 00:52:06,554 On it! 1108 00:52:06,639 --> 00:52:07,639 Ha-ha! 1109 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,480 Uh... 1110 00:52:15,679 --> 00:52:17,032 Where'd everybody go? 1111 00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:25,030 Where did this even come from? 1112 00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:26,159 Hey! 1113 00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:27,800 Oh, hey, sidekicks. Glad you could join. 1114 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,074 How did you even do this? 1115 00:52:29,159 --> 00:52:30,695 I thought you said you were looking after the... 1116 00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,175 Oh, my goodness! Is that a Ferris wheel? 1117 00:52:32,199 --> 00:52:33,552 Well, of course it is! 1118 00:52:33,639 --> 00:52:35,710 It came with the carnival I ordered. 1119 00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:39,838 This cotton candy makes me feel powerful! 1120 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,353 Hey, uh, where are all the teachers? 1121 00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:44,554 Detention. 1122 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,034 They have a real attitude problem. 1123 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,231 Sure beats having Krupp around! 1124 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,710 Oh, yeah. Krupp would totally lose his mind if he saw this. 1125 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,393 Step right up! 1126 00:52:54,559 --> 00:52:56,994 Who'll be the first to dunk the principal? 1127 00:52:57,079 --> 00:52:58,079 No! 1128 00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:00,838 I'm drowning! 1129 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,440 Tra-la... 1130 00:53:03,519 --> 00:53:05,056 All right, that's enough. Recess is over. 1131 00:53:05,079 --> 00:53:06,114 Ah, come on! 1132 00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:07,239 Just one more ride! Whoa! 1133 00:53:08,119 --> 00:53:09,916 Hey, watch it! What is this, a carnival? 1134 00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:11,672 I hate carnivals! 1135 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,956 Oh, this looks fun! How do we play? 1136 00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:16,438 Hold your fire! 1137 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,960 What is happening? 1138 00:53:19,119 --> 00:53:20,119 Who wants ice cream? 1139 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,599 Ice cream! 1140 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,840 What are we gonna do? We can't keep this up forever. 1141 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,871 We have to! We'll just take shifts watching him. 1142 00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:27,360 I'll take today. You take tonight. 1143 00:53:27,519 --> 00:53:28,748 Sugar! 1144 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,960 Sugar! 1145 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,951 Harold, I really want some sugar. 1146 00:53:36,119 --> 00:53:37,393 Me too. 1147 00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:40,472 We made the wrong choice! 1148 00:53:40,639 --> 00:53:42,471 This did not solve anything! 1149 00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:44,000 Hey, sidekicks! 1150 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,958 Check this out! 1151 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,757 Geronimo! 1152 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:49,920 No! 1153 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,152 This way! 1154 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,150 Field trip, anyone? 1155 00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,235 No, no, no! 1156 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,315 Nothing's more fun than fire! 1157 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,992 Except being on... 1158 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,672 Fire! 1159 00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,309 What is happening? 1160 00:54:12,679 --> 00:54:14,510 Tra-la-laaaa! 1161 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,355 Now, this is how you run a school! 1162 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,836 Free the children! 1163 00:54:29,639 --> 00:54:30,639 Wait a minute. 1164 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:34,840 What the... 1165 00:54:36,679 --> 00:54:37,829 How did this... 1166 00:54:40,679 --> 00:54:42,159 I don't understand. 1167 00:54:42,639 --> 00:54:44,197 Help! What the... 1168 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,713 You... 1169 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,192 You two. 1170 00:54:51,519 --> 00:54:53,192 Your friendship... 1171 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,838 is no more. 1172 00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:41,079 What? 1173 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,400 George! 1174 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:48,755 Harold! 1175 00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:52,429 Harold! Come back! 1176 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,751 George, I'm right here! I'm right here! 1177 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,230 Oh, no! No, no! Don't leave me! 1178 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,550 I won't! I won't, George! 1179 00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:02,719 Harold! 1180 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,273 No, no! Wait, wait! Stop! 1181 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,068 George! 1182 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,072 This thing is amazing, Professor P. 1183 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,315 You could probably solve 1184 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,039 world hunger with an invention like this. 1185 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,878 Pass! More importantly... 1186 00:56:38,159 --> 00:56:39,751 how do I look? 1187 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,639 Just like you do in this comic! 1188 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,791 Good! Now, hands off the merchandise, 1189 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,831 and go fetch your little toilet, okay? 1190 00:56:48,159 --> 00:56:49,911 I call it "The Turbo..." 1191 00:56:50,079 --> 00:56:52,434 Yeah, yeah. Couple of gold stars for you, kiddo. 1192 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,992 Let the Poopageddon begin! 1193 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:01,836 Whoo-ee! 1194 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,157 What? Oh, you've gotta be joking me! 1195 00:57:09,519 --> 00:57:13,592 Poopypants has no gas! You can't write this stuff. 1196 00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:16,112 Where would a burgeoning villain 1197 00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:17,791 find unlimited power? 1198 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,679 True power comes from within. 1199 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,159 No, it doesn't, Melvin! 1200 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,320 That's on stupid posters! 1201 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,360 Okay. 1202 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,516 It comes from enormous energy sources! 1203 00:57:26,639 --> 00:57:27,867 A nuclear waste dump. 1204 00:57:28,039 --> 00:57:29,039 I see where you're going. 1205 00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:30,677 A poisonous chemical factory. 1206 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,474 Or perhaps a place even more toxic! 1207 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,152 Whoo! These leftovers got a kick. 1208 00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:43,994 Oh, it's a powerful smell. 1209 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,518 Back in business, baby! 1210 00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:57,713 Memorize these elements... 1211 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,996 Oxygen. Beryllium. 1212 00:58:00,199 --> 00:58:02,030 Boringillium. 1213 00:58:02,199 --> 00:58:03,713 Lameium. 1214 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,153 Snoronium. 1215 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,516 Excuse me, everybody, there's a giant... 1216 00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:19,215 Do not interrupt while I'm reading 1217 00:58:19,239 --> 00:58:20,878 monotone from my textbook! 1218 00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:23,076 But the toilet! 1219 00:58:23,239 --> 00:58:24,239 Ugh. 1220 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,197 Just go. 1221 00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:28,599 Harold? 1222 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,440 George? 1223 00:58:49,599 --> 00:58:51,431 Students and faculty 1224 00:58:51,559 --> 00:58:54,552 of Jerome Horwitz Elementary... 1225 00:58:54,960 --> 00:59:00,114 the world, as you know it, is about to go extinct. 1226 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:04,034 And a new world order is about to rise! 1227 00:59:04,199 --> 00:59:05,713 One that is, you know, honestly 1228 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,472 pretty similar to the old world order... 1229 00:59:07,639 --> 00:59:10,949 except for one tiny detail... 1230 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:14,469 Melvin? 1231 00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:16,277 Comin' atcha! 1232 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,795 Powered by Melvin's unique neurology... 1233 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:23,112 I will successfully disable the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus... 1234 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:27,273 of every single child at Jerome Horwitz Elementary. 1235 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,148 For I, Professor Poopypants... 1236 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,592 Yeah, it's a funny name. 1237 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,630 It just makes you laugh and laugh, right? 1238 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,320 Get down! 1239 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,829 Still give you the chuckles now? 1240 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,393 Poopypants! 1241 00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:50,998 I don't get it. 1242 00:59:51,159 --> 00:59:52,228 Why is that funny? 1243 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,440 Perfect! 1244 00:59:53,599 --> 00:59:56,512 Finally! You're speaking my language! 1245 00:59:56,679 --> 00:59:58,112 Oh, no. This is bad. 1246 00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,434 This is seriously bad. 1247 00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:01,590 I mean, a world without laughter? 1248 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,400 George, if he destroys our sense of humor, 1249 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,509 he destroys us! 1250 01:00:04,679 --> 01:00:07,353 Imagine how boring our comics will be. 1251 01:00:08,159 --> 01:00:09,956 Captain Underpants and the Purchase 1252 01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:11,597 of the Sensible Beige Pants. 1253 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,992 Captain Underpants Eats All of His Falafel. 1254 01:00:16,159 --> 01:00:18,673 Captain Underpants Watches Cement Dry. 1255 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,695 And would the creators of 1256 01:00:22,719 --> 01:00:25,836 this absolutely hilarious comic book... 1257 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,197 please come out, come out, wherever you are! 1258 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,032 You're next. 1259 01:00:35,519 --> 01:00:37,192 Okay, we have to stop him. 1260 01:00:37,559 --> 01:00:39,197 We've gotta find a way to unplug Melvin. 1261 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,400 Yeah. 1262 01:00:40,719 --> 01:00:43,233 But how do we get to him without Poopypants seeing us? 1263 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,471 What are you two doing together? 1264 01:00:50,719 --> 01:00:52,311 Are you in there? 1265 01:00:52,519 --> 01:00:54,987 Oh... Maybe you're hiding here. 1266 01:00:57,599 --> 01:00:59,635 Oh, sorry. Are you stuck on hold? 1267 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:00,760 Mmm-hmm. 1268 01:01:01,079 --> 01:01:03,230 Oh, totally hate when that happens. 1269 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,548 Well, good luck with that. 1270 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,478 Now, where are those two little... 1271 01:01:06,679 --> 01:01:08,750 Stand down, Poopypants! 1272 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,068 What is happening? 1273 01:01:10,239 --> 01:01:11,753 I hope this works. 1274 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,432 Tra-la-laaa! 1275 01:01:13,559 --> 01:01:14,675 Ow! Ow! 1276 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:17,856 Keep standing down. I'm just gonna be a second. 1277 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,233 Ow. 1278 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,831 I bet he thought that was going to be cooler. 1279 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,751 Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. 1280 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,028 Ha-ha! 1281 01:01:25,239 --> 01:01:26,753 Prepare to be vanquished... 1282 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,273 and justice to be served 1283 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,039 on a piping hot platter of freedom! 1284 01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:32,757 With a side order of liberty... 1285 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,628 and a super-sized cup filled with freedom also! 1286 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,273 Impressive use of fast-food analogies, 1287 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,594 you giant baby with a cape on! 1288 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,119 Let's do this. 1289 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,271 Freeze! The following sequence contains scenes... 1290 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,775 that are so intense, horrific, and violent... 1291 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:06,800 And expensive. 1292 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,135 that we can only show it using a technology known as... 1293 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,275 Flip-O-Rama! 1294 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,554 Take it away, Harold. 1295 01:02:12,719 --> 01:02:14,215 Okay, first Professor Poopypants 1296 01:02:14,239 --> 01:02:15,416 gave Captain Underpants the boot. 1297 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,713 Foot! Foot! Ow! 1298 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,536 Then he made an Underpants sandwich. 1299 01:02:18,559 --> 01:02:19,896 Punch, punch! Punch, punch! 1300 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,135 And then, they played a friendly game of paddleball! 1301 01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:23,911 Oh, no! 1302 01:02:24,079 --> 01:02:25,079 Darn. 1303 01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:27,070 Okay, what's next? Oh, yes! 1304 01:02:27,239 --> 01:02:30,072 Then, Poopypants summoned an army of dolphins... 1305 01:02:30,239 --> 01:02:31,295 Wait, what? Why are you always 1306 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,576 sneaking dolphins into the movie? 1307 01:02:32,599 --> 01:02:33,896 What do you have against dolphins anyway? 1308 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,215 I don't have nothing against dolphins, 1309 01:02:35,239 --> 01:02:36,976 - it just didn't happen! - Well, so what? 1310 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,639 We get to say what happened. It's the Flip-O-Rama. 1311 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,791 I like dolphins. The dolphins are in. 1312 01:02:42,119 --> 01:02:43,896 Fine, all right. Let's just keep going. 1313 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:45,056 - You sure? - Yep, positive. 1314 01:02:45,079 --> 01:02:46,079 Thank you. 1315 01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:48,496 - Anyway, Poopypants didn't realize it... - Quiet five, quiet five. 1316 01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:50,800 but George and Harold's plan was working out perfectly. 1317 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,896 So, they shot themselves to the top 1318 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,353 of the Turbo Toilet 2000! 1319 01:02:54,519 --> 01:02:56,829 To keep things dramatic, they didn't quite make it. 1320 01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:58,757 And then... And then... 1321 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000 And then... 1322 01:03:00,039 --> 01:03:01,597 What happened to the Flip-O-Rama? 1323 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,875 I ran outta paper. 1324 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,715 Hey, Melvin! Take that thing off your head. 1325 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:09,880 We gotta stop Poopypants! 1326 01:03:10,199 --> 01:03:11,713 Professor Poopypants! 1327 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,030 George and Harold are trying to stop you! 1328 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,112 You are just so annoying! 1329 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,271 So, you two little numbskulls thought 1330 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,469 you could distract me... 1331 01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:25,711 with this idiotic, naked man. Am I right? 1332 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,835 I'm not naked! 1333 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,197 Any final words before this whole revenge thing goes down? 1334 01:03:34,079 --> 01:03:35,512 Yeah, wait, wait. Listen. 1335 01:03:35,679 --> 01:03:38,068 We apologize for making fun of your name. 1336 01:03:38,239 --> 01:03:40,548 I mean, that was just wrong. 1337 01:03:40,719 --> 01:03:44,554 Yeah, we're sorry. The truth is, Professor P... 1338 01:03:44,719 --> 01:03:46,072 you have probably, like, 1339 01:03:46,159 --> 01:03:47,990 the greatest name we've ever heard. 1340 01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:50,519 I mean, George, imagine if we had names like that. 1341 01:03:50,719 --> 01:03:52,311 Oh, that would be so cool! 1342 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,072 Okay, wait, let's do it. Let's try it. 1343 01:03:54,519 --> 01:03:56,909 Oh, I would be Fluffy Toiletnose. 1344 01:03:57,079 --> 01:04:00,867 Yeah! I would be Sir Cheeseball Wafflefanny. 1345 01:04:01,039 --> 01:04:02,215 Yeah, sure. You're a knight. 1346 01:04:02,239 --> 01:04:03,239 This is so good! 1347 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:04,760 I wanna change mine. 1348 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,275 I'd be Buttcheeks von Stinkelsberg. 1349 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:10,668 Stinkelsberg. 1350 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,668 Yeah, those are all really silly names, 1351 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,079 but there's nothing funny about... 1352 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,838 Professor Pee-Pee Diarrheastein 1353 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,353 Poopypants Esquire! 1354 01:04:21,079 --> 01:04:24,755 Sir, are you saying your full name is... 1355 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,793 Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire? 1356 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,880 Uh-huh. 1357 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,393 Stop it! Stop laughing! 1358 01:04:34,559 --> 01:04:36,356 Come on! Listen, your problem 1359 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,077 isn't that people laugh at you. 1360 01:04:38,239 --> 01:04:40,594 Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself. 1361 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,273 Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem? 1362 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,596 Well, your problem is this... 1363 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,628 No! 1364 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,313 Oh, I hope you enjoyed your years 1365 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,469 of laughter and merriment... 1366 01:05:00,639 --> 01:05:04,268 because they're about to come to an end. 1367 01:05:08,159 --> 01:05:10,992 Do you find anything funny about me now? 1368 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,233 You mean, other than your name? 1369 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,951 Yes! Other than that! 1370 01:05:19,159 --> 01:05:21,115 And your hair? 1371 01:05:21,199 --> 01:05:22,199 What? 1372 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,838 My hair's cool, I thought. 1373 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,672 Are you kidding me? 1374 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,637 That's almost as funny as my hair back in kindygarten! 1375 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,358 Remember that afro? 1376 01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:33,590 No! No, this can't be happening! 1377 01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:35,670 Computer, activate brain scan. 1378 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,112 Let's see. The frontal lobes look big and healthy. 1379 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,032 The Hahaguffawchuckleamalus 1380 01:05:43,119 --> 01:05:45,838 looks all shrimpy, so, what gives? 1381 01:05:48,519 --> 01:05:49,519 It can't be! 1382 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:51,795 Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses, 1383 01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,358 they're enormous! 1384 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,994 I need more power. 1385 01:05:58,719 --> 01:06:00,949 Anything strike you as funny now? 1386 01:06:01,119 --> 01:06:04,556 I'm sure we can think of something! 1387 01:06:04,719 --> 01:06:08,030 George, I can't smile anymore. 1388 01:06:08,199 --> 01:06:09,838 No! Harold! 1389 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,952 One down, und one to go. 1390 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,153 Harold. 1391 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,030 Harold. Harold, can you hear me? 1392 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,072 Harold! 1393 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,557 George! George, is that you? 1394 01:06:31,719 --> 01:06:32,719 Right here, buddy. 1395 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,157 What's happening? We're shrinking! 1396 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,735 Now, if we don't laugh at something soon, 1397 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,909 we may never laugh again. 1398 01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:40,195 Oh, no! What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? 1399 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,396 Well, we have to think of something funny, okay? 1400 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:44,510 Okay, yeah, sure. Something funny. 1401 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:46,920 Anything? 1402 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,318 No, I got nothing. Me neither. 1403 01:06:48,519 --> 01:06:49,639 More shrinkage! 1404 01:06:50,159 --> 01:06:52,594 Okay, okay. What did we use to find funny? 1405 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,876 Mostly potty humor. Poop, vomit, that kind of thing. 1406 01:06:55,039 --> 01:06:58,873 Really? Ugh. That is, like, the lowest form of comedy. 1407 01:06:59,039 --> 01:07:01,838 Don't you say that, Harold! Don't you leave me! 1408 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,175 Attention everyone! 1409 01:07:04,199 --> 01:07:07,112 Poopypants here with a little update on the Poopageddon. 1410 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,590 Due to the success of my plan thus far... 1411 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,590 I've decided to wipe out laughter 1412 01:07:12,679 --> 01:07:14,431 on the entire planet. 1413 01:07:14,599 --> 01:07:16,351 After that, you know, I'll probably 1414 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:17,519 move on to other planets... 1415 01:07:17,599 --> 01:07:18,599 Jupiter, Mars... 1416 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,518 can't forget Uranus! 1417 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,112 Wait. Did he just say... 1418 01:07:24,119 --> 01:07:26,110 Your anus. 1419 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,280 I know! 1420 01:07:35,559 --> 01:07:36,559 Uranus! 1421 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,438 Yeah, and once I'm through with the gas giants... 1422 01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:42,556 I figure I'll go after the other galaxies... 1423 01:07:42,719 --> 01:07:43,755 What? 1424 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,557 It feels so good to laugh! 1425 01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:54,831 No, stop it! Stop laughing! You're ruining everything! 1426 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,559 Yikes! Extra credit or survival? 1427 01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,159 Extra credit or survival? 1428 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,150 I choose survival! 1429 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:13,840 Uh-oh! 1430 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:32,828 Oh, yeah! 1431 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:34,880 Wow! 1432 01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:41,150 No, how could this be happening? 1433 01:08:41,319 --> 01:08:42,354 Never underestimate 1434 01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:44,510 the power of laughter, Poopypants! 1435 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,789 Oh, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 1436 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:47,880 Oh! 1437 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,153 Ah! Whoa! 1438 01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:06,550 Harold! Harold, we did it! 1439 01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:08,399 Harold? 1440 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,953 I think I bruised a rib. 1441 01:09:10,159 --> 01:09:11,990 Because I've never laughed so hard in my life! 1442 01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,997 Oh, we'll see who's laughing once I shrink you down... 1443 01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:21,195 where you will live in my pocket forever... 1444 01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:23,590 amongst my cherry-flavored lip balm... 1445 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,711 my butterscotch-flavored lip balm... 1446 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,800 Oh, neato! 1447 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,711 my mint-flavored lip balm... 1448 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,030 my extra-moisturized SPF lip balm... 1449 01:09:32,199 --> 01:09:34,918 and all of my lip balms! 1450 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,551 Why does one person have so much lip balm? 1451 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,720 Help! Help! 1452 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:42,671 Please, anyone! Help! 1453 01:09:43,039 --> 01:09:44,439 Help! 1454 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,631 Ooh, I hope you can find tiny enough pens... 1455 01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,869 to make your small, little comic books with... 1456 01:09:57,039 --> 01:09:59,030 'cause you're about to get smallified! 1457 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,876 Tra-la-laa! 1458 01:10:11,039 --> 01:10:12,631 I feel... 1459 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:14,668 awesome! 1460 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:15,875 No way! 1461 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,439 He has real superpowers! 1462 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,472 Oh, that is an obvious twist that I did not see coming... 1463 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,595 despite my many years of comic book studies! 1464 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,432 I have come to save the day! 1465 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,748 Yay! 1466 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,319 Yeah, and I've come to ruin it! 1467 01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:29,760 So back off, buddy! 1468 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,520 Ha-ha! 1469 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:34,998 Ew, that's gross! 1470 01:10:35,159 --> 01:10:36,717 Oh, there's more where that came from. 1471 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,479 Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday! Thursday! 1472 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,353 Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants! 1473 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,398 I am so glad that we gave him that superpower! 1474 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,028 My Sizerator! 1475 01:10:48,359 --> 01:10:50,920 Well, it's mine now! 1476 01:10:51,239 --> 01:10:53,150 Alas! 1477 01:10:53,319 --> 01:10:57,471 The final failure for Professor Poopypants. 1478 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,153 Hmm. What does this button do? 1479 01:11:01,279 --> 01:11:03,235 Oh... 1480 01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:05,395 Well, hello down there! 1481 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:06,560 No! 1482 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,840 Must be holding it backwards. 1483 01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,078 Yup. That was it. 1484 01:11:10,279 --> 01:11:12,077 Wow. He is super dumb. 1485 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:14,833 I can't reach. 1486 01:11:15,039 --> 01:11:17,395 Time to take you down once and for all, Poopypants! 1487 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,198 Buzz off! 1488 01:11:22,119 --> 01:11:23,234 Captain Underpants! 1489 01:11:23,399 --> 01:11:25,079 Fly over here so we can make you big again! 1490 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:26,309 Crackerjack idea. 1491 01:11:28,199 --> 01:11:29,199 George, just don't... 1492 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:31,390 No! 1493 01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:32,600 Ha-ha! 1494 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,916 Give him a big hand for that one, everybody! 1495 01:11:36,399 --> 01:11:37,594 Get him. 1496 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:41,755 Whoops. 1497 01:11:42,239 --> 01:11:44,037 Look what I've got. 1498 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:45,993 A tiny school 1499 01:11:46,079 --> 01:11:47,640 filled with tiny children... 1500 01:11:48,359 --> 01:11:50,555 and their tiny teachers whose tiny salaries... 1501 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,756 reflect their size and also... 1502 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,717 the value society puts on education. 1503 01:11:56,359 --> 01:11:57,587 I'll take that! 1504 01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,591 Oh! Then I'll take that! 1505 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,118 Ow! Did you just slap me? 1506 01:12:01,279 --> 01:12:03,032 Yes, I did. And you deserved it. 1507 01:12:03,199 --> 01:12:05,838 No, I didn't! Your hand is huge! That hurt a lot! 1508 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,149 Give it back, it's mine! 1509 01:12:07,319 --> 01:12:08,389 No! Hands off! 1510 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,231 No fair! No backsies! Give it to me! 1511 01:12:10,399 --> 01:12:11,673 Would you just give me that? 1512 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:13,359 Now look what you've done! 1513 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:14,520 Give it! 1514 01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,438 George! 1515 01:12:32,079 --> 01:12:33,079 Gotcha! 1516 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,391 Yeah, that's more like it! 1517 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,154 Nice work, sidekicks! 1518 01:12:39,239 --> 01:12:40,957 I'll just put this back down right here. 1519 01:12:41,119 --> 01:12:42,399 No, no, no! Captain Underpants... 1520 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,390 There we go. Back to normal... 1521 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:46,958 like it never happened. 1522 01:12:48,399 --> 01:12:50,277 Oh, no, where'd he go? 1523 01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:51,997 You'll never catch me! 1524 01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:54,310 You can't stop Professor Poopypants! 1525 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,353 Get back here! I can't reach! 1526 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,920 Get him, Captain Underpants! 1527 01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,951 A bee! Get away from me! 1528 01:13:00,119 --> 01:13:02,235 I'm free! 1529 01:13:05,079 --> 01:13:06,640 What? What the... Why would you do that? 1530 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,511 You just let the bad guy get away! 1531 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,877 Come on, guys. Pretty sure the bee wasn't the bad guy. 1532 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:18,279 What the heck happened here? 1533 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,560 You're welcome, peace keeper! 1534 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,158 Would you keep it down? 1535 01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:34,908 Did not see that coming! Take that, Doctor Diaper! 1536 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,113 I can't believe we made him. 1537 01:13:40,279 --> 01:13:42,350 And he's even dumber in real life. 1538 01:13:43,039 --> 01:13:45,429 Oh! Look! Little dolphins! 1539 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,436 We have to get rid of him, don't we? 1540 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,998 I think we do. 1541 01:13:53,159 --> 01:13:54,479 I mean, he's a way bigger problem 1542 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,878 than Mr. Krupp ever was. 1543 01:13:59,199 --> 01:14:01,030 But, you know, George... 1544 01:14:01,199 --> 01:14:03,509 bringing back Krupp permanently... 1545 01:14:04,319 --> 01:14:06,787 we'll never be in the same class again. 1546 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,149 Yeah, I know. 1547 01:14:09,079 --> 01:14:11,547 But just 'cause we're in separate classes, 1548 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,231 doesn't mean we can't be friends... 1549 01:14:14,079 --> 01:14:17,755 Well, yeah. I mean, we'll always be friends. Right? 1550 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,354 Yeah. Hey, in fact, you know what? 1551 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,595 Let's do a blood oath. 1552 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,015 But minus the blood. I don't wanna see the blood. No blood. 1553 01:14:24,039 --> 01:14:25,074 Pinky swear? 1554 01:14:25,239 --> 01:14:26,239 No, that's lame. Mmm-mmm. 1555 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,318 Oh, got it! 1556 01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,073 Oh, no. What? No! 1557 01:14:30,239 --> 01:14:31,514 That's not sanitary. 1558 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,476 Can't we just do a verbal declaration 1559 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:34,753 of friendship or something? 1560 01:14:35,039 --> 01:14:36,393 Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow. 1561 01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:39,118 I haven't really prepared anything, but... 1562 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,118 I, Harold... 1563 01:14:42,279 --> 01:14:43,759 hereby declare George 1564 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,469 as my best friend, permanently, forever. 1565 01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:50,631 And I, George, accept the permanent rights... 1566 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,068 that Harold has given me 1567 01:14:52,159 --> 01:14:54,070 to be his best friend forever... 1568 01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:56,707 and the constitution of friends... 1569 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:57,880 America, friendship. 1570 01:14:58,039 --> 01:14:59,256 And the United States of America. 1571 01:14:59,279 --> 01:15:00,775 Land and the United States. Good, okay, yeah. 1572 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,079 It's done. All right, cool. Phew. 1573 01:15:02,239 --> 01:15:03,957 What a relief. Yeah, no kidding. 1574 01:15:04,119 --> 01:15:05,479 I mean, why were we even worried... 1575 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:07,670 about that whole classroom thing in the first place? 1576 01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:08,840 You know, I don't know. 1577 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,274 We were younger then. 1578 01:15:10,479 --> 01:15:11,628 Clearly, we have grown. 1579 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,800 Clearly, we have. 1580 01:15:13,159 --> 01:15:14,159 Chums! 1581 01:15:14,279 --> 01:15:15,395 Thank you for chronicling 1582 01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:17,755 my surprisingly grounded biography. 1583 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,514 The truth is a slippery thing. 1584 01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:21,908 And you nailed it. 1585 01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:26,350 Now it is time to fly again! 1586 01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,396 Farewell, my dear sidekicks. 1587 01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:33,118 Goodbye, Captain Underpants. 1588 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,349 Goodbye. 1589 01:15:46,279 --> 01:15:47,679 George! Harold! 1590 01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,416 What am I doing in your tree house again? 1591 01:15:54,359 --> 01:15:55,952 You boys are in big trouble! 1592 01:15:57,319 --> 01:15:58,752 I don't know how big yet... 1593 01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,359 Why does this keep happening? 1594 01:16:00,399 --> 01:16:02,230 Where are my clothes? Where are they? 1595 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:05,948 I don't get it. 1596 01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:07,229 Why is Krupp so angry 1597 01:16:07,319 --> 01:16:09,230 and Captain Underpants so happy? 1598 01:16:09,399 --> 01:16:13,359 Maybe it's because Captain Underpants had us. 1599 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:16,033 You know, he had friends. 1600 01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,551 We could fix that. 1601 01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:22,432 Yeah, you know, we could. 1602 01:16:23,399 --> 01:16:24,912 So that's how we came 1603 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,479 to pull the rarest prank of all... 1604 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,233 The prank... 1605 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,038 for good. 1606 01:16:31,239 --> 01:16:32,239 Huh? 1607 01:16:35,399 --> 01:16:37,435 "Do you want to go a date?" 1608 01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:39,234 A date? 1609 01:16:41,199 --> 01:16:42,394 "Love, Edith." 1610 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,753 "Principal Krupp." 1611 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,960 Oh! 1612 01:16:45,279 --> 01:16:49,113 Benjamin Krupp, you sly dog. 1613 01:16:50,199 --> 01:16:52,997 Edith, the lunch lady. 1614 01:16:53,159 --> 01:16:54,479 Big plans tonight, Mr. Krupp? 1615 01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:57,551 No! What? That's none of your business! 1616 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,957 But, if you must know... 1617 01:17:01,119 --> 01:17:03,838 yeah, I actually do. 1618 01:17:05,399 --> 01:17:07,037 By the way, I was tidying up my office... 1619 01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:09,430 and I believe these belong to you... 1620 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,675 Our comics? 1621 01:17:11,399 --> 01:17:13,199 Did you just pull that out of the garbage can? 1622 01:17:13,279 --> 01:17:14,837 Well, I read them... 1623 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,015 and considering they're completely 1624 01:17:16,039 --> 01:17:17,074 implausible, juvenile... 1625 01:17:17,159 --> 01:17:19,195 and filled with the lowest form of wit... 1626 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:20,719 potty humor... 1627 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,597 they're actually pretty funny. 1628 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:24,393 See ya later! 1629 01:17:27,319 --> 01:17:29,275 Well, how about that... 1630 01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:47,952 That's a good one. 1631 01:17:48,199 --> 01:17:50,793 You know, it feels good to do something nice for Mr. Krupp. 1632 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,791 Yeah, you know what? It does. 1633 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:53,975 Promise we'll never do it again. 1634 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,034 Promise. 1635 01:17:55,119 --> 01:17:56,119 Oh, my! 1636 01:17:56,399 --> 01:17:57,515 I've never been to 1637 01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,318 such a fancy restaurant before. 1638 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:04,917 Well, I had to go all out for m'lady. 1639 01:18:05,079 --> 01:18:08,152 Okay, if you say so, my man! 1640 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,795 Once again, that brings our story 1641 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,198 to its happy conclusion. 1642 01:18:14,359 --> 01:18:16,479 I think there's some valuable life lessons in there... 1643 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,520 somewhere. 1644 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,600 What the? 1645 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,158 Eat 'em up, yum, yum! 1646 01:18:20,319 --> 01:18:23,278 You gotta be kidding me! No! 1647 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,317 Yum, yum! Eat 'em up! 1648 01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:26,753 Oh, no! 1649 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,073 Waiter! Check please! 1650 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,591 Principal Krupp! 1651 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:39,760 Oh, no! 1652 01:18:41,079 --> 01:18:42,354 Help! 1653 01:18:44,079 --> 01:18:45,079 Hang on, sidekicks! 1654 01:18:45,279 --> 01:18:46,279 I don't get it! 1655 01:18:46,399 --> 01:18:47,957 I really thought breaking that ring 1656 01:18:48,039 --> 01:18:49,677 would get rid of his powers! 1657 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,631 Yeah, well, here we go again! 1658 01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:59,671 Tra-la-laa! 1659 01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,994 Are you worried about impending doom? 1660 01:19:14,279 --> 01:19:16,713 Those evil villains got you filled with gloom 1661 01:19:17,039 --> 01:19:20,032 But don't you fear, there's a hero in the sky 1662 01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:22,037 The sky, the sky 1663 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:23,908 It's not a bird 1664 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,399 And it's not a plane 1665 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,514 And it's not an egg salad sandwich 1666 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,831 It's the waistband warrior 1667 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,791 Hear his mighty battle cry! 1668 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,393 Tra-la-laa! 1669 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,033 Hey, watch out, crime! 1670 01:19:38,359 --> 01:19:39,792 It's wedgie-power time 1671 01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:40,920 Na, na, na, na, na 1672 01:19:41,039 --> 01:19:43,234 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 1673 01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:45,630 Faster than a speeding waistband! 1674 01:19:47,039 --> 01:19:48,712 He's bustin' down doors 1675 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,518 While wearing just his drawers 1676 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,680 Na, na, na, na, na 1677 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,711 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 1678 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,711 More powerful than boxer shorts. 1679 01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:57,800 His name is 1680 01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:59,551 Under, Under, Underpants 1681 01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:00,680 I'm sayin' 1682 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,471 Under, Under, Underpants 1683 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,038 Oh, yeah, by some unlikely chance 1684 01:20:04,159 --> 01:20:06,720 Captain Underpants is his name 1685 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,876 Tra-la-laa! 1686 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,467 Snap your fingers and he'll be right there 1687 01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:14,028 That freaky, bald dude in his underwear 1688 01:20:14,359 --> 01:20:17,670 He'll drop those trousers and he'll fight to save the day 1689 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,391 The day, the day 1690 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,988 Oh, there he goes in his dashing cape 1691 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,079 Here he comes in his tighty-whities 1692 01:20:26,399 --> 01:20:28,310 All the bad guys soil themselves 1693 01:20:28,399 --> 01:20:30,310 Every time they hear him say 1694 01:20:30,399 --> 01:20:31,832 Tra-la-laa! 1695 01:20:33,079 --> 01:20:34,832 Hey, who's that hunk? 1696 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,318 Is that cotton pre-shrunk? 1697 01:20:37,399 --> 01:20:38,399 Na, na, na, na, na 1698 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:40,835 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 1699 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:42,751 It's time to fly again! 1700 01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:45,990 Suspend your disbelief 1701 01:20:47,079 --> 01:20:48,911 He'll save the world in his briefs 1702 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:49,909 Na, na, na, na, na 1703 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,274 Captain Underpants Yeah, yeah, yeah 1704 01:20:52,359 --> 01:20:53,872 To the sky! 1705 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,159 Under, Under, Underpants 1706 01:20:57,199 --> 01:20:58,199 I'm sayin' 1707 01:20:58,279 --> 01:21:00,032 Under, Under, Underpants 1708 01:21:00,119 --> 01:21:01,519 Check out that superhero stance 1709 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,829 Captain Underpants is his name 1710 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,756 Stand down, Poopypants! 1711 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,880 Oh... 1712 01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,518 Under, Under, Underpants 1713 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,600 He's Captain 1714 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:11,511 Under, Under, Underpants 1715 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:12,953 Yeah, by some crazy circumstance 1716 01:21:13,039 --> 01:21:15,349 Captain Underpants is his name 1717 01:21:15,439 --> 01:21:17,635 Tra-tra-tra... Tra-la-laa! 1718 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,109 Under, Under, Underpants 1719 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:23,631 Under, Under, Underpants 1720 01:21:30,279 --> 01:21:31,279 Wait. 1721 01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:32,439 No way! 1722 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,836 She's been on hold for, like, the whole movie. 1723 01:21:35,199 --> 01:21:36,632 Come on, come on. 1724 01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:38,555 Hello. 1725 01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:40,471 Thank you for holding. How can I help... 1726 01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,029 No! 1727 01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,756 Right from the start couldn't pull us apart 1728 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:53,840 It just works 1729 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:58,832 Nobody else ever gets me as well on this earth 1730 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:03,832 Like Rock and Roll My shows and tellies 1731 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:06,520 Mac and cheese PBs and jellies 1732 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,231 Some things are better together 1733 01:22:08,359 --> 01:22:09,759 And that's you and me 1734 01:22:11,279 --> 01:22:13,747 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 1735 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:15,909 Man, I love you 1736 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,194 You're my brother from another 1737 01:22:19,319 --> 01:22:21,310 Another mother 1738 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,592 You are my favorite 1739 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:27,274 I'm not ashamed to admit 1740 01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,748 'Cause I do Dude, I do 1741 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,599 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 1742 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:34,796 Man, I love you 1743 01:22:35,359 --> 01:22:36,587 You're my homie 1744 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:40,029 No one knows me Like you know me 1745 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,359 Like the sun and the moon 1746 01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:45,873 All the best things come in twos 1747 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,958 What would I do without a friend like you? 1748 01:22:50,039 --> 01:22:51,472 What, what, what, what 1749 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,311 What would I do? What would I do? 1750 01:22:53,399 --> 01:22:55,230 Without a friend like you 1751 01:22:55,359 --> 01:22:56,792 What, what, what, what 1752 01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,791 What would I do? What would I do? 1753 01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,233 Without a friend like you 1754 01:23:00,319 --> 01:23:03,391 Laugh till we cry when we're passing the time away 1755 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:08,989 Even our fights always end with a smile on our face 1756 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,551 Like black and white keys On a Wurli 1757 01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,399 Sounds just right and work in harmony 1758 01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:17,998 Some things are better together 1759 01:23:18,079 --> 01:23:19,479 And that's you and me 1760 01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:23,673 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 1761 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,751 Man, I love you 1762 01:23:26,359 --> 01:23:28,998 You're my brother from another 1763 01:23:29,079 --> 01:23:31,195 Another mother 1764 01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,432 You are my favorite 1765 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,079 I'm not ashamed to admit 1766 01:23:37,239 --> 01:23:39,753 'Cause I do Dude, I do 1767 01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:42,434 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 1768 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,515 Man, I love you 1769 01:23:45,199 --> 01:23:46,427 You're my homie 1770 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:49,751 No one knows me like you know me 1771 01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:53,193 Like the sun and the moon 1772 01:23:53,279 --> 01:23:55,668 All the best things Come in twos 1773 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,429 What would I do without a friend like you? 1774 01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:01,038 What, what, what, what 1775 01:24:01,119 --> 01:24:03,189 What would I do? What would I do? 1776 01:24:03,279 --> 01:24:05,032 Without a friend like you 1777 01:24:05,119 --> 01:24:06,439 What, what, what, what 1778 01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,636 What would I do? What would I do? 1779 01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,792 Without a friend like you 1780 01:24:14,039 --> 01:24:15,951 Without a friend like you 1781 01:24:16,039 --> 01:24:18,759 With... With... Without a friend like you 1782 01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:22,154 What would I do? 1783 01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:26,631 Without a friend like you 1784 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,556 With... With... Without a friend like you 1785 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:36,233 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 1786 01:24:36,319 --> 01:24:38,310 Man, I love you 1787 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,234 You're my homie 1788 01:24:40,319 --> 01:24:43,470 No one knows me Like you know me 1789 01:24:44,239 --> 01:24:46,912 You are my favorite 1790 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,594 I'm not ashamed to admit 1791 01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,194 'Cause I do Dude, I do 1792 01:24:52,279 --> 01:24:54,918 Dude, I love you Bro, I love you 1793 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,990 Man, I love you 1794 01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,988 Got my back I got your back 1795 01:25:00,079 --> 01:25:02,957 Like chiropractors 1796 01:25:03,039 --> 01:25:05,712 Like the sun and the moon 1797 01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,154 All the best things come in twos 1798 01:25:08,239 --> 01:25:12,073 What would I do without a friend like you? 1799 01:25:12,159 --> 01:25:13,434 What, what, what, what 1800 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:15,715 What would I do? What would I do? 1801 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,596 Without a friend like you 1802 01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:18,828 What, what, what, what 1803 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:21,069 What would I do? What would I do? 1804 01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:23,275 Without a friend like you 1805 01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:24,479 Give me a beat. 1806 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:26,953 Saturday, Saturday... 1807 01:25:28,159 --> 01:25:30,354 I love Saturday 1808 01:25:31,239 --> 01:25:34,470 Where everything is possible 1809 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,954 Nothing stands in our way 1810 01:25:38,439 --> 01:25:41,033 Don't have to be responsible 1811 01:25:41,279 --> 01:25:43,998 Everywhere we go 1812 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,158 Nobody says, "No" 1813 01:25:47,239 --> 01:25:50,356 Yeah, finally we're free 1814 01:25:51,039 --> 01:25:53,792 We got nowhere we need to be 1815 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,639 On Saturday, Saturday 1816 01:25:57,479 --> 01:26:00,836 The sun has shined on us, hey, hey, hey, hey 1817 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,274 I think it's time for a break 1818 01:26:04,079 --> 01:26:07,355 We'll get away Get away, eh, eh, eh... 1819 01:26:07,439 --> 01:26:10,750 We can go coloring the world together 1820 01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,792 We can make a story that'll last forever 1821 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:17,270 On Saturday, Saturday, eh, eh, eh 1822 01:26:17,399 --> 01:26:19,072 Hey... 1823 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:23,109 The perfect day 1824 01:26:26,079 --> 01:26:28,877 The perfect day 1825 01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:33,760 Saturday 1826 01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:36,354 There's one day every week 1827 01:26:37,239 --> 01:26:40,118 No alarm's gonna wake me up 1828 01:26:40,399 --> 01:26:42,788 Stay in bed and sleep 1829 01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:46,791 Or maybe watch TV too much 1830 01:26:47,079 --> 01:26:50,230 Lazing all day long 1831 01:26:50,319 --> 01:26:53,198 No one says it's wrong 1832 01:26:53,279 --> 01:26:55,998 No, finally we're free 1833 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:59,637 We got nowhere we need to be 1834 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:02,559 On Saturday, Saturday 1835 01:27:03,319 --> 01:27:06,551 The sun has shined on us, hey, hey, hey, hey 1836 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:09,073 I think it's time for a break 1837 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:13,310 We'll get away Get away, eh, eh, eh 1838 01:27:13,439 --> 01:27:16,511 We can go coloring the world together 1839 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:19,512 We can make a story that'll last forever 1840 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:23,076 On Saturday, Saturday, eh, eh, eh 1841 01:27:23,159 --> 01:27:25,037 Hey... 1842 01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:28,591 The perfect day 1843 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,637 On Saturday 1844 01:27:40,119 --> 01:27:43,237 Take your bag and leave your house 1845 01:27:43,359 --> 01:27:45,270 Don't need no TV to be entertained 1846 01:27:45,359 --> 01:27:46,554 We are the show 1847 01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,676 Come now and play it subtle Bring back all that we know 1848 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,355 Our songs the only thing that's playing on the radio 1849 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:59,314 On Saturday, Saturday 1850 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,556 The sun has shined on us, hey, hey, hey, hey 1851 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:04,994 I think it's time for a break 1852 01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:08,274 We'll get away, get away 1853 01:28:08,359 --> 01:28:11,556 The perfect day 1854 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:18,315 The perfect day 1855 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,869 We got nowhere we need to be 1856 01:28:22,119 --> 01:28:24,917 On Saturday, Saturday 1857 01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:31,515 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6gqbb Help other users to choose the best subtitles