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- It's one dish.

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- One dish?

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Okay, are you blind or
just legally retarded?

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- There is one dish in
that sink that I put there.

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- Really, Ben?
- And you're,

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happen to be quite the
dish Nazi, I might add.

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When did you, everything is like,

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this is not clean enough.

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There's smudges on this plate.
- Don't do that.

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Stop doing that.

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For sure, stop doing that.

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It's super offensive.

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'Cause I come from a long
line of Holocaust survivors.

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- How could there be a long
line of Holocaust survivors?

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There's only one or two generations

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that were in the Holocaust.

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- You're gonna tell me

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that there's one dish...
- Did you call me...

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- In this sink?
- Legally retarded before?

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It's so insensitive, it's so insensitive.

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Okay.
- I'm not doing this.

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- Could you imagine if my aunt was here?

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For someone that has
claimed to be offended

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by conversation recently...
- Grow up.

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- The word retarded
- I can't...

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- Is so offensive.
- Fucking deal with you.

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- Yeah, the are more...
- Honestly, Ben.

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- There's more than one dish...
- Grow the fuck up.

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- This time.

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- But you did say retarded.
- Like, seriously?

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- And that is so hard to hear.

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- How many years, Ben?

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How many years, no.
- Particularly in the last 10

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have people really started

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to take offense to that word.
- How many years have I been

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asking you to do the fucking dishes?

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And it just still has to be

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this cat and mouse game...
- Well, how many years...

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- Where you force me...
- Have I been asking you...

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- To be the nag?
- To give me

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a blowjob every once in awhile?

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I can't even remember

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the last time.
- A blowjob?

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- Would it kill you?

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- Okay, how about this.

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I've got a solution.

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I'll do the dishes, and you
can go suck your own dick.

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- Fuck you.

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- Fuck me?
- Seriously, just fuck you.

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- Fuck you.
- It's so...

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- Fuck you.

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Fuck you, fuck you.

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<i>♫ Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you</i>

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♫ Fuck you

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- Oh shit, I gotta call my mom.

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- No.

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Please, please, please.
- I have to call her back.

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- I literally...
- She's called me...

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- I will throw my body...
- Three times this week...

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- Out of this car.
- And I have not

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called her back.

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I have to call her back.
- I'll do anything.

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Tell me, tell me, a blowjob.

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Hang up, blowjob.

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I swear to you.

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Blowjob right now.
- Don't fuck me up.

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- Don't fuck me up.
- Right now, right...

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- Hello?
- Hi mom.

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- Hi sweetie, how are ya?

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- I'm good, I'm driving.

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- Sherry Orlofski's son was driving

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holding a cellphone, got hit by a bus.

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He's paralyzed from the waist down.

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He shits in a bag now.

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- I don't know who Sherry Orlofski is.

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I don't know why this is like,

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what's going on?

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- She's in my book club.

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Are you with Anna?

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- Yes.

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No, no, I mean I'm
spiritually always with Anna,

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but no, I am not with Anna.

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- Okay, 'cause if she's not there,

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there's something I need
to talk to you about.

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- Uh, is everything okay?

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- Honey, you gotta make me a baby.

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- Mom.

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- All my friends
have grandkids, Benny.

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Everyone at book club's passing
out photos like it's 9-11.

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- That is such a weird analogy to use.

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- Yeah, but just gimme
a little grandbaby, honey.

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I know it's scary.

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I know it is.
- Okay.

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- But you think I was ready for you?

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I pooped you out like a dog in summer,

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and I never regretted it.

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All right, I gotta go.

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I got a client.

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Love you so much, all right.

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Okay, okay?
- Okay.

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- Okay.
- Love you.

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- Did you not tell her?

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- No.

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I mean.

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- No, you didn't tell her?

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- No, I did, 1...

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- You told me a year
ago when I told my parents,

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you said that you told her.

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- Look, you know my mom is crazy, right?

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You know that, okay.

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And if I had told her what happened...

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- So you lied?

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- I didn't lie, I just,

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my mom gives me so much anxiety.

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About my life and my job, and you.

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- About me?

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Why does she give you anxiety about me?

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- You know, 'cause you're older.

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- I'm older?

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- Well, I mean...

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- Older?

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- Well...

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- What the...

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- Well, I think she should say it.

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- I'm not saying it.

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- Well, I'm not saying it.

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Does it even need to be said

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or is it just kind of
a thing that's like...

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- Yes, you should say sorry.

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- Why?

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I mean, you should say sorry to me.

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- What would I say sorry for?

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- For calling me a liar.
- You lied.

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- You know what, I did,

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whatever I did, I did for you.

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- Oh my god,

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What are we, in a Bryan Adams song?

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- Oh my, that is so,

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you can't even talk to someone

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when they're just like...
- Okay, can I give you

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a piece of advice?

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- Yeah, I mean, that's what you're...

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- That is the arrangement.
- That's why we're here.

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- You're both clearly in a lot of pain.

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Your frustrations with your
own lives, your careers,

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your frustrations with each other.

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And though these issues may seem trivial,

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they need to be addressed.

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Because, oddly, they may be the gateway

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to processing your grief.

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What I'm looking for is a
way to address these things

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without the two of you
getting into the same fight

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over and over again.

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Okay.

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Well, time's up.

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And um, I'm moving to Canada.

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- I mean.

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- I mean.

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- Can we thank your godmother for coming?

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Say thank you.

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- Yeah, that's close.
- That's what we're gonna get.

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- That was close.
- That's what we're gonna get.

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- Happy birthday, Theo.
- Go play with your friends.

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- Cute.

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- How are you doin'?

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<i>'</i> Yep, I'm good.

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- On a scale of one to Snoop Lion,

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how high are you right now?

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- Um.

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Like 100.

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- Very good.

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Well, even in that state,

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I'm very happy that you could be here.

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- Only in this state could I be here.

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I'm sorry.

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No, I'm so happy to be here.

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- Yeah, she wanted a music party.

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It's for the children.

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You know, so the children
could play music.

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- It's really nice.

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- Yeah, no, it's great.

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It's good for them to express themselves.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, no, he's

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my best friend.

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- You guys seem really connected.

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- You know, but if the whole thing

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becomes a little much for you,

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why don't we come up with a safe word.

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- Okay.

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Cup of noodles.

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- Is that a request

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or is that the...
- Oh, computer planet.

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- How about something
less like a creepy robot?

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Just use, like a word...
- Okay.

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- That would make sense...
- Like a human word.

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- At a Party-
- Okay-

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- Like pizza.

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- Pizza.
- Pizza.

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- And this is our daughter Isis.

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- Yeah.

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- What, I'm sorry?

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- Yeah, we get it.
- Yeah, it's, um.

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Before the...
- She was named

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after the Egyptian goddess of magic.

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It was before the...
- Yeah, before the cell

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of the international jihadi terror thing.

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- But I didn't hear you guys
wrong, her name is Isis?

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- Yeah, Isis Ellen Greenburg.

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- Isis Ellen Greenburg.

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- Isn't that beautiful?

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- First Jew in Isis.

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- There's absolutely no way
that I am having another baby.

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Meanwhile, Candice is
on baby number three.

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- I know, look at her.

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- She loves motherhood so much,
she should fuckin' marry it.

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- Congratulations on your TV show.

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- Thank you.

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I'm pretty psyched about it.

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I wasn't really looking to run a show,

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and it just kind of happened.

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And it's really cool.
- Yeah.

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- You hungry?

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Do you want the milks?

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Yeah?
- The milks?

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- You want the milks?

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Oh yeah, you do, look
at you reachin' for it.

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- Okay.

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- This guy is just dry as a desert today.

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- Oh my god.

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- It's just nice getting
paid doing something you love

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for a living, you know?

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It's great.
- Uh-huh.

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- I just saw Ben.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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You guys are so cute.
- Thanks.

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- When are you guys gonna
make one of these things?

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- What was the word?

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I forgot the word.

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- Pizza.
- Pizza, pizza.

241
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- Yeah.
- Pizza?

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- We heard the pizza guy just came.

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- Oh, okay.
- So we're just gonna go

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grab the pizza.
- Okay, cool.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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- Come on.

247
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- It was so crazy.

248
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She just took her boob out.

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Right there.

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It's fucked up.

251
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'Cause I'm not supposed to
think about your friends' boobs.

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But now everyone's got kids
and they're breastfeeding.

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It's like...
- It's so culty.

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- Hello, how you doing?

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I'm Anna's friend's boob.

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Nice to meet ya.

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You Okay?

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'Cause I really didn't
see much of her boob.

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- Okay, I know.

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- If that's why I'm making you upset.

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I mean, it was big, but it was not,

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you know, it had clearly been

263
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200
ravaged.

264
00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,520
I knew we shouldn't have come.

265
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640
- I know.

266
00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,839
Like, I have to come to these things.

267
00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,839
Like, what am I gonna do?

268
00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:25,762
She's my best friend.

269
00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:28,001
Like, I can't just not come

270
00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,131
to my godson's first
birthday party 'cause I...

271
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,763
I just, it always makes me think.

272
00:09:41,764 --> 00:09:43,364
Like, were we crazy?

273
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,569
'Cause look at us.

274
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,451
- What's that supposed to mean?

275
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,439
What, I mean, we have
shitty jobs to pay the rent.

276
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,283
Because that's what you
do when you're an adult.

277
00:09:59,284 --> 00:10:01,159
And it's shitty.

278
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,799
- I had a book deal.

279
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,642
- I know.

280
00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:06,439
- I was the star of my class.

281
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,519
And Candice was a shit writer in college.

282
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,759
- Don't compare yourself...
- I mean, she was

283
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,602
a fucking joke.

284
00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:14,519
- Well, now Candice with
the boobs is a show runner.

285
00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,126
She's being paid to do
something she loves.

286
00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:20,479
That's more than you
could say about me or you.

287
00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,719
- You were an artist.

288
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,846
- Well, art...
- You know, you...

289
00:10:22,847 --> 00:10:24,399
- Anna.

290
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,240
- Like, you...
- You know...

291
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,207
- Had dreams, too.
- What I've come to realize?

292
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,039
Art is bullshit.

293
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,799
That's what I've, that's my big takeaway.

294
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,450
Can I have a lighter, please?
- Art is bullshit?

295
00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:34,119
- Art is bullshit.

296
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,930
- Wow, that's a choice philosophy.

297
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,770
You know who else
thought art was bullshit?

298
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,044
Hitler.
- Why does it always have to

299
00:10:41,045 --> 00:10:42,563
come back to the Holocaust?
- Because we should never forget.

300
00:10:42,564 --> 00:10:43,480
- We will never, trust me,

301
00:10:43,481 --> 00:10:44,684
we will never forget.
- No, we will never forget.

302
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,520
- No, we won't.
- Because I bring it up

303
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:46,362
to remind us.

304
00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:47,566
- All the time.

305
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,002
- Really?

306
00:10:58,003 --> 00:10:59,559
One second.

307
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:03,039
Should we open a window or something?

308
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,247
- No, it's fine, they know.

309
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,285
They actually have a lot
of good instruments here.

310
00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:11,122
- I can't find a bass, though.

311
00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:14,042
- Well, yeah, no kid wants
to grow up to play bass.

312
00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:15,371
They just end up playing bass.

313
00:11:15,372 --> 00:11:16,479
- Why?

314
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,799
- Because it's like.

315
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,239
- I play bass.

316
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,321
- Look at this cool little kid guitar.

317
00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:25,403
That sounds pretty good.

318
00:11:25,404 --> 00:11:27,919
- One, two, three, four.

319
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,359
- Did she just count us in?
- Mm-hmm.

320
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,327
- Who is that?

321
00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:32,959
- I don't know.

322
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,799
I think it's Isis.

323
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,642
- What is it?

324
00:11:35,643 --> 00:11:37,919
- Her name is Isis.

325
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:38,887
- Oh.

326
00:11:38,888 --> 00:11:40,405
- She's a real firecracker.

327
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,039
- Hmm.

328
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,039
Okay.

329
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,119
♫ You and I

330
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,239
♫ I, I, I, I, I

331
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,080
- I like that.

332
00:11:50,081 --> 00:11:50,920
- Yeah?

333
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:51,921
- Okay.

334
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,759
♫ We can fight

335
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,439
<i>♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight</i>

336
00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,679
- Hey, I think you
got your first groupie.

337
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,522
- Yeah.

338
00:12:00,523 --> 00:12:02,679
♫ Try, we must

339
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,250
♫ Try, try, try, try, try

340
00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:07,079
♫ To find the light

341
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,439
♫ Light, light, light

342
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,440
Now bridge.

343
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,280
- Okay.

344
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,451
♫ Find the fight

345
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,959
♫ Day and night

346
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,959
♫ We find the fight

347
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,279
Oh shit, I gotta get tambo on it.

348
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,759
- And you gotta stop cursing
in front of the kids.

349
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,559
Nice.

350
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,199
Really good job.

351
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,123
Really good job.
- You, too, up high.

352
00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:41,639
- Really good job.

353
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,559
Ben-

354
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,560
- Hmm?

355
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,806
- Where, um...

356
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,090
Where do you think we go from here?

357
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,046
- I don't know.

358
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,839
- I think I thought that

359
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,320
having a kid would just, like,

360
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,726
fix everything.

361
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,530
Like, I just wanna create something

362
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,999
with some kind of meaning, you know.

363
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,571
Like, I just wanna find fucking

364
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,409
meaning in something.

365
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,520
- Well,

366
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,639
I don't know what to tell you.

367
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,959
It feels like we're both just stuck.

368
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,839
And that leads to anger, and
then that leads to fighting.

369
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,046
- Yeah, I know.

370
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,840
I know.

371
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,199
And then we just fight.

372
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,771
- We fight so much.
- All the fuckin' time.

373
00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,285
It's such a bummer.

374
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,367
- Yesterday was good.

375
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,326
- It was, yeah.

376
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,319
I felt kind of bad that we, um...

377
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,651
- Stole that kid's thunder.
- We hijacked

378
00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,279
that kid's party.

379
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,046
- Yeah, that will fuck
him up for a long time.

380
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,771
But at least we weren't fighting.

381
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,399
- It was fun singing there though.

382
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,841
What if we turned all
our fights into songs?

383
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,160
- Okay.

384
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,285
- No, I'm serious.

385
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,119
Let's start a band.

386
00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:35,570
<i>fl</i> Hey, hey, hey, hey

387
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,209
- There's so many
yarmulkes from our wedding.

388
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,479
- I know.

389
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,079
- Did anyone even wear a yarmulke?

390
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,125
- Everyone wore a yarmulke.

391
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:44,962
- We have so many left over.

392
00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,359
What is this?

393
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,408
- Oh, that's my Armageddon suitcase.

394
00:15:48,409 --> 00:15:49,639
Oh yeah, big time.

395
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,562
There's a lot in there.

396
00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:52,767
There's a couple bottles of Xanax.

397
00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:54,839
There's $1,000 hard cash.

398
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,359
And then, yeah, Bed Bath
& Beyond coupons for days.

399
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,361
- I love that in your mind,

400
00:15:59,362 --> 00:16:02,330
the zombie apocalypse still
focuses around Bed Bath.

401
00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:04,519
- Yeah, that's the epicenter.

402
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,963
- And we're gonna need to get 20% off.

403
00:16:06,964 --> 00:16:08,722
- No, but, oh my god, you're so literal.

404
00:16:08,723 --> 00:16:10,370
You're not using them as coupons.

405
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,879
You're using them as currency.

406
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,599
You know, to barter.

407
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,839
You trade for weapons,

408
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,682
Brita filters.
- Yeah, I was being

409
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,439
really literal.
- Body pillows, whatever.

410
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,521
Whatever you need.
- It's my fault.

411
00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:21,362
Hey, hey, hey, hey, look what I found.

412
00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:22,359
<i>'</i> Oh!

413
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,360
Oh my god.

414
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,200
Oh my god.

415
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,201
- I have not played
this since high school.

416
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,799
- She pretty.

417
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,959
- Yeah, she fine.

418
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,999
Check her out.

419
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
- Whoa.

420
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,449
I don't want you to hurt your neck.

421
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,799
- Sounds great, neighbor.

422
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,479
- Hey Dave.
- Hi Dave.

423
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,003
- Is that John Mayer over there?

424
00:16:55,004 --> 00:16:56,239
- Aw, heck no.
- No.

425
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,603
I just found my old guitar

426
00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:58,681
from high school.
- Yeah.

427
00:16:58,682 --> 00:16:59,681
- Are you John Mayer?

428
00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:01,245
- Right, yeah.

429
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:04,125
Second time's a charm.
- Second time, yeah.

430
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,406
- What are you doing?

431
00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,959
- We're cleanin' out the garage

432
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,246
to make it a rehearsal space.

433
00:17:09,247 --> 00:17:10,959
We're starting a band.

434
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,800
- For a band?

435
00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:12,801
- Yeah.

436
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,199
- I used to play drums in high school.

437
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,040
- Cool.
- Yeah.

438
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:16,882
- Really?

439
00:17:16,883 --> 00:17:17,924
- I was in a band myself.

440
00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:19,159
- Oh yeah, what was it called?

441
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,286
- The band was called Myself.

442
00:17:20,287 --> 00:17:23,599
It was a sort of solo percussive group.

443
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,359
You know, djembe and the rumba.

444
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,169
Conga, bongo, timbale.

445
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,479
You know, just like, yeah.

446
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,285
- And you played all of those yourself?

447
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,119
- I played all of them myself.

448
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,042
- Wow.
- Yeah.

449
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,719
The Big Fork Daily called
it really, very weird.

450
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,759
- Oh.
- Wow.

451
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,600
- That's great.

452
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,442
- Yeah, well...
- Congrats, man.

453
00:17:42,443 --> 00:17:45,887
That sounds great.
- Yeah, congratulations.

454
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,839
- Okay.

455
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,399
- Cool, Dave.

456
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,559
We'll see ya.
- Yeah.

457
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,891
- See ya around the neighbs.
- Thanks, Dave.

458
00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:59,679
- I'll see you very soon.

459
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,963
Okay, so, we have to move.

460
00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:02,246
- You can't, I know.

461
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,239
- We have to move.

462
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,159
'Cause of that interaction alone.

463
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,399
- Oh, he's 100% gonna murder us.

464
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,042
- Hey Rob.

465
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,963
All right, so here it
is, here's the lowdown.

466
00:18:13,964 --> 00:18:17,359
She was good from far, but far from good.

467
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,839
YES.

468
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,887
She's a little curvy for my taste,

469
00:18:19,888 --> 00:18:21,803
but she still fucked like a champ.

470
00:18:21,804 --> 00:18:24,319
- The only, yeah, the only,

471
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,162
no, I definitely could have

472
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:27,524
used some Instagram filters
in-between the sheets.

473
00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:29,202
That's such a good idea, though.

474
00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:32,119
Restaurants with the lighting
as Instagram filters.

475
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,121
So you can just say like,

476
00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:35,324
oh, I'll meet you at Valencia at eight,

477
00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:37,641
and then we'll have drinks
afterwards at Hudson.

478
00:18:37,642 --> 00:18:41,439
Well, yeah, that may be a
little saturated, but.

479
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,160
- HEY-

480
00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:18,161
- Hi.

481
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,931
- Were you gonna?

482
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,840
- Was I gonna what?

483
00:19:22,841 --> 00:19:24,001
- I thought, because
you were standing there,

484
00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:26,199
you were gonna open the-

485
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,042
- Oh, get the door?

486
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:29,850
Oh no, I'm sorry, I don't do that.

487
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,799
- Would have been a nice gesture.

488
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,609
- How long have
you been an Uber driver?

489
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,679
- Like a year.

490
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,639
- Oh, that's crazy.

491
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,482
That's crazy.

492
00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:59,289
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Yeah.

493
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,202
What'd you do before that?

494
00:20:01,203 --> 00:20:03,521
Before you were an Uber
driver, what'd you do?

495
00:20:03,522 --> 00:20:05,039
- I was a writer.

496
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,040
- Oh, crazy.

497
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,759
I'm single.

498
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,807
' Hmm?

499
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,279
- I'm single.

500
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,520
- That's crazy.

501
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,880
- Hi.

502
00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:21,881
- HEY-

503
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,439
How was work?

504
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,407
- It was good.

505
00:20:26,408 --> 00:20:28,482
Somebody left their iPad in the back seat.

506
00:20:28,483 --> 00:20:29,559
- Score.

507
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,439
You gonna return it?

508
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,681
- Well, I couldn't really get in it.

509
00:20:33,682 --> 00:20:35,205
It's password protected.

510
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,565
But I don't know.

511
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,089
I was thinking maybe you could keep it,

512
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:43,959
walk around with it and make
it look like you have a job.

513
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,769
Oh my god, this fuckin' drip.

514
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,639
- I have a job.

515
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,959
- Yeah, no, I know.

516
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,519
I just meant one where, you know,

517
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,043
you might have to wear pants.

518
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,323
- Fair enough.

519
00:20:54,324 --> 00:20:56,084
- Hey, did you finish your logo?

520
00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:58,159
- Yeah, all done.

521
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160
- Really?

522
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,281
- And I was thinking,
maybe to celebrate...

523
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,599
- Oh, do you wanna?

524
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,719
- Fuck? No.

525
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,210
No, I was thinking maybe
we could order Papa Johns,

526
00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:12,567
maybe jam out Jem and the Holograms style.

527
00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:13,839
- Oh okay, yeah.

528
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,682
Oh yeah.

529
00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:16,559
I just, I wasn't really
in the mood to fuck.

530
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,525
Yeah.
- The sensation I get from sex

531
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,885
and the sensation I get from eating pizza,

532
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,959
it's like, interchangeable
for me at this point.

533
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960
- WOW, okay'

534
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,445
Okay, let's just,

535
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,241
can we just take the
pressure off a little bit?

536
00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:31,080
- Can I have some ranch?

537
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,081
- Okay.

538
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,205
- Yeah, there we go.
- Oh ho-ho-ho.

539
00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:38,439
That's a sweet bite.

540
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,407
- That's the Tom Petty bite.

541
00:21:39,408 --> 00:21:40,439
- Yeah.

542
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,440
Okay.

543
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,089
I was gonna say, what if
we take the pressure off

544
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:46,879
of not having to write a fight song,

545
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,879
and just do like, whatever.

546
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,166
- Okay.
- Whatever comes to mind.

547
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,763
- Let's start with just like two chords.

548
00:21:52,764 --> 00:21:54,245
- Okay.
- Just playing two chords

549
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,683
back and forth.
- Okay, okay.

550
00:21:55,684 --> 00:21:57,362
- And then you can kind of...

551
00:21:57,363 --> 00:21:58,839
- Oh wow, you've really done it.

552
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,727
- Figure out the melody.
- Yeah.

553
00:21:59,728 --> 00:22:02,199
- Okay?
- Okay, all right.

554
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
- You sure?

555
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,004
I like that.

556
00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:08,604
Kind of like some doo-wop action.

557
00:22:08,605 --> 00:22:09,879
- Okay, doo-woppy-

558
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,079
♫ Do-do do do

559
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,039
♫ Do-do do-do do do

560
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,168
♫ Do do do-do
- I like that rhythm.

561
00:22:21,169 --> 00:22:24,359
♫ Do-do do-do do do

562
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,319
♫ Night's creepin' in

563
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,359
♫ I'm feelin' low

564
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,319
♫ Do-do do do

565
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,839
♫ Do-do do-do

566
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,479
Okay.

567
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,639
♫ No money, no friends

568
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,239
♫ Got nowhere to go

569
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,924
- So, we've done two bars.

570
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,684
- Yeah, we're in deep.

571
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,119
♫ A rumble in my belly

572
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,839
♫ My throat is parched

573
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,840
- Parched.

574
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,399
Okay, okay, I'm gonna get it.

575
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,287
Yeah, I got one.

576
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:59,719
♫ I'm searchin' for the light

577
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,849
♫ In the endless dark

578
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,846
- I think we have to change it.

579
00:23:05,847 --> 00:23:06,959
- Is it feeling repetitive?

580
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,800
- A little bit.
- Okay.

581
00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:08,640
- We're only two songs into it,

582
00:23:08,641 --> 00:23:09,480
but it's repetitive.
- Let's do it.

583
00:23:09,481 --> 00:23:10,447
Let's do like a...
- So, I would go to this.

584
00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:12,966
Ah, I found it.

585
00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,639
♫ Do-do do

586
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,239
♫ Do-do do-do do

587
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,082
All right?

588
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:21,439
♫ Do-do do
♫ Crashes

589
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,759
♫ Of green and red

590
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,647
- Oh.

591
00:23:24,648 --> 00:23:26,279
<i>Fl</i> An 18 inch

592
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,959
♫ That's where I can rest my head

593
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,799
♫ You're my sunrise slice

594
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,959
♫ To welcome the dawn

595
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,802
Oh yeah.

596
00:23:35,803 --> 00:23:38,599
♫ You're my sunrise slice

597
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,729
♫ To welcome the dawn

598
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,239
♫ My papa

599
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,119
♫ My Papa John

600
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,879
♫ My papa

601
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,119
♫ My Papa John

602
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:54,928
- Bring it home.

603
00:23:54,929 --> 00:23:57,519
♫ My papa

604
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,091
♫ My Papa John

605
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,122
- Wow.

606
00:24:05,123 --> 00:24:06,199
- Whoa.

607
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,167
- That was really nice.

608
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,008
- Oh my god, that was so cool.

609
00:24:11,009 --> 00:24:13,239
I feel like it was almost like,

610
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,571
almost like a...
- Simon and Garfunkel?

611
00:24:14,572 --> 00:24:17,404
- Almost like a solo
Simon, too, I was feeling.

612
00:24:17,405 --> 00:24:18,479
- Yeah, totally.

613
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,239
- Like "The Rhythm of
the Saints", like.

614
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,080
- Uh-huh.

615
00:24:21,081 --> 00:24:22,364
And this is working great for me.

616
00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:23,325
I am so shocked

617
00:24:23,326 --> 00:24:25,163
that the guy from Blues
Traveler never did this.

618
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,642
How fun is this?

619
00:24:29,643 --> 00:24:31,639
- This is so fun.

620
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,359
Okay, let's make a list

621
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,045
of our top 10 fights of all-time.

622
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,206
- Of all-time?

623
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,159
- Why, does that,

624
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,080
that's not good?

625
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,045
TOP 12?

626
00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:44,848
"TOP 12?

627
00:24:44,849 --> 00:24:45,921
That's only two more.

628
00:24:45,922 --> 00:24:47,283
- I don't know.
- I don't know.

629
00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:49,089
Let's start with, we'll start with 12.

630
00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:51,999
- Top 12 fights, all-time.

631
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Okay.

632
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,999
Dishes is big, obviously.
- That is big.

633
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,842
- That's a big one.

634
00:24:57,843 --> 00:25:00,319
- You seem to have a general,

635
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,561
a problem with my grooming.

636
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,682
- Yeah.

637
00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:06,279
For sure, that's spot-on.
- An issue.

638
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,120
- Yeah.

639
00:25:07,121 --> 00:25:08,690
But I feel like grooming and
dishes can kind of go together.

640
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,567
- Okay.
- So maybe we just,

641
00:25:09,568 --> 00:25:10,799
like a cleanliness thing.

642
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,839
- Okay.

643
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,479
Um.

644
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,959
I don't wanna point any fingers here,

645
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,239
but I think you can be
a little judgemental.

646
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,127
- Okay, okay-

647
00:25:19,128 --> 00:25:21,239
Sure, I can see that.

648
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,321
I will see your judgemental,

649
00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:25,319
and I will raise you a you being lazy.

650
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,287
- Okay, you're uptight-

651
00:25:26,288 --> 00:25:27,519
- You're distracted.

652
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,399
- Sure, yeah, you know.

653
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,719
Um.

654
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,371
You have emotions coming out of your ass.

655
00:25:33,372 --> 00:25:36,039
- You have no emotions.

656
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,319
Ever.

657
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,810
- Okay, you're obsessed
with the way you look.

658
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,801
- Right.
- You're constantly asking me

659
00:25:39,802 --> 00:25:41,279
how you look, it's super annoying.

660
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,246
- Right, well, a lot of
that has to do with the fact

661
00:25:43,247 --> 00:25:45,047
that you just like never
give me a compliment.

662
00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:46,199
- I give you compliments all the time.

663
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,326
- Whenever you give me a compliment,

664
00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:48,922
it's only when I ask for a compliment.

665
00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:51,885
And even then, it's like, you
do that thing where it's like,

666
00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:53,365
something happens where you go away

667
00:25:53,366 --> 00:25:55,442
for like 30 to 45 seconds,
and then you come back,

668
00:25:55,443 --> 00:25:57,044
and you're like, oh,

669
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,959
uh, you look good.

670
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,642
- That's a compliment.
- Hey, where's my sneakers.

671
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,607
- That's a compliment.

672
00:26:02,608 --> 00:26:04,125
And have you seen those sneakers?

673
00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:06,168
No, you didn't even look.

674
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,283
You know what, if we're living
in this post-feminist society

675
00:26:10,284 --> 00:26:12,009
where I have to do the dishes

676
00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:15,479
and you don't have to blow me, like ever,

677
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,965
I would say it's probably pretty fair

678
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,042
that you would start
giving me more compliments.

679
00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:21,119
- Oh wow, okay.

680
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,439
- I'm serious.
- Sure, yeah.

681
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,441
- I would love to feel complimented.

682
00:26:23,442 --> 00:26:25,601
- Okay, you're a regular Gloria Steinem.

683
00:26:25,602 --> 00:26:27,085
- I am, I'm Gary Steinem.

684
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,039
I'm fighting the fight for man's rights.

685
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,039
- Very good.

686
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:30,882
- Oh.

687
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,239
That is a drum roll.

688
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,046
- Who cares?

689
00:26:39,047 --> 00:26:39,882
Fine.

690
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,759
- Shit.

691
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,079
- Yeah.

692
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,599
- You know what we need?

693
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,600
- A drummer.

694
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,962
- I don't know if he's home.

695
00:26:54,963 --> 00:26:56,450
- I'm sure he's just tending to women

696
00:26:56,451 --> 00:26:58,239
he keeps in his basement.

697
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,967
- You don't think he
keeps 'em in the walls?

698
00:26:59,968 --> 00:27:00,802
- No, it's definitely more

699
00:27:00,803 --> 00:27:03,279
of a lotion in the basket vibe to me.

700
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,167
- See, I think it...

701
00:27:04,168 --> 00:27:05,319
- Hi.
- Hey.

702
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,843
- Hey.
- Hey neighbors.

703
00:27:06,844 --> 00:27:08,079
What are you doing?

704
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,080
- Um.

705
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,204
If it's a bad time, we can come back.

706
00:27:11,205 --> 00:27:12,120
- Yeah.
- What?

707
00:27:12,121 --> 00:27:13,563
No, don't be a couple of billy goats.

708
00:27:13,564 --> 00:27:14,564
Come on in.

709
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,759
- Okay.

710
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,159
- Don't wanna be a billy goat.

711
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,279
- Have a seat.

712
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,088
- Wow, it's...

713
00:27:21,089 --> 00:27:22,363
- You can sit on the left,

714
00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,479
and then you can sit on the right.

715
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,604
- Okay.
- That's very specific.

716
00:27:25,605 --> 00:27:26,567
- Yeah.
- Okay.

717
00:27:26,568 --> 00:27:28,924
- It's very cozy in here.
- Mm-hmm.

718
00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:31,161
- Such an honor to have you in my home.

719
00:27:31,162 --> 00:27:35,245
- Yeah, it's nice to be
here.

720
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,242
- Do you want anything?

721
00:27:37,243 --> 00:27:38,999
Do you want some cocoa?

722
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,239
- I'm okay.
- I would take a cocoa.

723
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,162
- Okay.
- Sure.

724
00:27:41,163 --> 00:27:43,279
- Cassandra Diabla, cocoas, please.

725
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,247
We have guests.

726
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:48,159
- I don't know who she is.
- Extra cocoas.

727
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,160
- Hi.

728
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,161
- This is my best
friend, Cassandra Diabla.

729
00:27:52,162 --> 00:27:53,959
- It's nice to meet you.

730
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,247
- Hi.
- Hi, Cassandra Diabla?

731
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,721
- Tonight's cocoa night.

732
00:27:58,722 --> 00:28:01,199
Careful, it's a little ouchie.

733
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,519
How can I be of service
to the both of you?

734
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,759
I mean, is there something you want?

735
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,799
- David.

736
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,079
We're out of cocoa.

737
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,519
- What?
- Yeah.

738
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,559
- We're out of cocoa.

739
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,527
- Totally out.

740
00:28:10,528 --> 00:28:12,439
- There's none left?
- There's no more.

741
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,282
- You're kidding me.

742
00:28:13,283 --> 00:28:15,799
You have mine, I insist.

743
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,479
Otherwise Cocoa Tuesdays will
have to be No Cocoa Tuesdays.

744
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,322
You know what I mean?

745
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:20,639
- 1 do.

746
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,766
- This is my best friend.

747
00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,808
- Hi, Crystal Vichycoisse.

748
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,568
- Hi.

749
00:28:25,569 --> 00:28:27,083
- Your friends are so nice.

750
00:28:27,084 --> 00:28:28,406
- Thank you very much.

751
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,279
- Are you here of your own will?

752
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,770
- That's a joke, you
don't have to answer that.

753
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,600
- What was the joke?

754
00:28:32,601 --> 00:28:34,043
- Mm, no, nothing.
- It was just something rude

755
00:28:34,044 --> 00:28:34,880
that she said...

756
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:35,845
- I didn't...
- Because she got nervous.

757
00:28:35,846 --> 00:28:37,126
- I was joking.
- And it's just a joke.

758
00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:39,039
- Am I here on my own free will?

759
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,530
- Oh, so she looked at
you and she was like,

760
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,759
are you here on your own free will?

761
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,410
- That was what she said, I think.

762
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,319
- You're like a Paula Poundstone.

763
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,444
- Yeah.
- Yes, very much so.

764
00:28:47,445 --> 00:28:48,564
- I do get that a lot.
- Very much so.

765
00:28:48,565 --> 00:28:49,400
- Yeah.

766
00:28:49,401 --> 00:28:50,970
- We actually met at
a Todd Rundgren event.

767
00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:53,239
- A Todd Rundgren event.

768
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,399
- Yes.
- Okay.

769
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,159
- There was, it was a
record release party.

770
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,002
I'm kidding.

771
00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,519
Oh.

772
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,726
- You should have seen your faces.

773
00:29:00,727 --> 00:29:03,610
- No, we met at a cocoa convention.

774
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,079
- Yeah, that one
is very clearly a joke.

775
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,079
We get it.
- Well, is it?

776
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,920
Is it, though?

777
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:10,251
- Yeah, she gets her sense of humor

778
00:29:10,252 --> 00:29:12,321
from her Great Uncle Avram.
- Yeah.

779
00:29:12,322 --> 00:29:14,687
- He was a star in the
Yiddish vaudeville circuit.

780
00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:18,039
- Right, okay.

781
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,799
- He was a star in the
Yiddish vaudeville circuit.

782
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,801
<i>- Okay.</i>

783
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:22,879
- Yeah.

784
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,010
- No, he toured the Ukraine
after escaping the pogroms.

785
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,279
- Uh, okay-

786
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,559
So, how did you guys actually meet?

787
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,125
- We met in the program.

788
00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:36,479
- What program?
- The program?

789
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,480
- Well,

790
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,839
SAA.

791
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,599
We're recovering sex addicts.

792
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,440
- I think we should...
- Okay.

793
00:29:43,441 --> 00:29:44,726
- Probably go, because remember, we...

794
00:29:44,727 --> 00:29:46,243
- And I'm their sponsor.

795
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:47,599
And also their best friend.

796
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,440
And they're my best friends.

797
00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:49,327
- That's very sweet.

798
00:29:49,328 --> 00:29:52,039
- I know this is gonna seem crazy.

799
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,799
We were strippers.

800
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,562
- What, no.
- You don't say.

801
00:29:55,563 --> 00:29:57,799
- Yeah, she was, and then she was.

802
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,642
- Yeah.

803
00:29:58,643 --> 00:30:00,563
- Also, we love to fuck.

804
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,371
- Dave, you should join our band.

805
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,010
- So, Vichycoisse, is that how you say it?

806
00:30:07,011 --> 00:30:08,559
Vichycoisse?
- Vichycoisse.

807
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,846
- Vichycoisse.
- That's what she said.

808
00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:12,127
- Okay, soup is made of blended potatoes

809
00:30:12,128 --> 00:30:13,565
and a heavy cream.

810
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,599
- Wow.
- That sounds amazing.

811
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,565
- Wow.

812
00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:17,527
- So Weird Dave is in your band?

813
00:30:17,528 --> 00:30:18,965
- Weird Dave's in the band.

814
00:30:18,966 --> 00:30:20,959
- Wow.
- Yeah, I know.

815
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,723
But you know, the truth
is we needed a drummer,

816
00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:26,644
and his only time commitments
seem to be Cocoa Tuesdays

817
00:30:26,645 --> 00:30:28,759
and sex addict meetings, so.

818
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,519
- Oh, oh, sweet schedule, Weird Dave.

819
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,679
- Yeah, yeah, Dave's got it figured out.

820
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,569
- Yeah, he's not makin' mistakes at all.

821
00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:38,319
- No, at all.
- At all.

822
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,599
- Great.
- What?

823
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,724
- Single Sheena, Single Sheena.

824
00:30:40,725 --> 00:30:42,290
- She's the last one of us left.

825
00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:43,403
- I know.
- Exciting.

826
00:30:43,404 --> 00:30:44,561
- Such a rare occurrence.

827
00:30:44,562 --> 00:30:45,799
It's like, it feels...

828
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,399
- Hi.
- Hi, Sheena.

829
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,285
- Hi.
- How are you?

830
00:30:48,286 --> 00:30:49,088
<i>- Hey.
- Oh my god,</i>

831
00:30:49,089 --> 00:30:50,919
you look so pretty.
- Just gorgeous.

832
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,046
- What's happening?
- Flawless.

833
00:30:52,047 --> 00:30:53,359
- Are you going somewhere?

834
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,359
Are you coming from something?

835
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,327
- Oh no, I'm headed home.

836
00:30:55,328 --> 00:30:57,368
I spent the night at some guy's house.

837
00:30:57,369 --> 00:30:58,719
- Oh, there it is.

838
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,799
- I would love to hear

839
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,720
about that.
- Details, details,

840
00:31:00,721 --> 00:31:02,243
not just a magazine, honey.
- Yes, please.

841
00:31:02,244 --> 00:31:03,207
- Um, I don't know.

842
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:04,919
I mean, he was super hot.

843
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,964
' YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP-
- Yeah, sure.

844
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,559
- He has like a ton of money.

845
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,925
- Makes the world go 'round.
- Go and get yours.

846
00:31:09,926 --> 00:31:13,603
- And he went down on me for
like an hour, so that was fun.

847
00:31:13,604 --> 00:31:14,723
- That's a...
- Long time.

848
00:31:14,724 --> 00:31:15,959
- Whole episode of Scandal.

849
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,119
I mean...
- A long time.

850
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,960
- So, I don't know.

851
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:18,925
I might see him again, might not.

852
00:31:18,926 --> 00:31:21,080
But anyways, I gotta run,
gotta shower before I teach.

853
00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:21,922
Good to see you, though.

854
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,079
- Sure, bye.

855
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,679
- She is a teacher?

856
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,727
- Well, she teaches Pilates.

857
00:31:25,728 --> 00:31:27,719
- Oh, I'll get over it then.

858
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,159
An hour.
- One hour.

859
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,844
- That is gonna get me
through sex with my husband

860
00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:32,079
for like a good week.

861
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,279
A week.
- I'm riled up.

862
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,691
I'm riled up.
- Oh, it is Niagara Falls

863
00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:36,279
down there.
- It's like a burning,

864
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,247
burning fire.
- Yeah, yeah.

865
00:31:37,248 --> 00:31:38,810
I need to air that out now.

866
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,639
' Babe?

867
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,159
- Yeah.

868
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,439
' Hi.

869
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,090
- What's up, Boomer?

870
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,604
- I was thinking, do you want to...

871
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,399
You know what I mean?

872
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,640
You wanna fuck?

873
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,808
You wanna fuck this pussy?

874
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,959
- Right now?

875
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,399
- Yeah.

876
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,679
You wanna fuck?

877
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,279
- Yeah, I'll fuck.

878
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,123
- You wanna fuck this pussy?

879
00:32:12,124 --> 00:32:13,279
- Aw yeah.

880
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,925
- Get it, get it, get it, get it.

881
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:17,806
- Let's do it.

882
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,643
- Oh, were you just,
you weren't even going?

883
00:32:20,644 --> 00:32:22,085
- No, I just like to sit on the toilet

884
00:32:22,086 --> 00:32:23,969
and let my butt-hole be free.

885
00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:26,839
Makes me more productive.

886
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,840
Let's go.

887
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,160
- That's good.

888
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,002
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

889
00:32:36,003 --> 00:32:37,445
Maybe, what if we,

890
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,405
what if you just reposition for,

891
00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:42,129
or like...
- I'll reposition.

892
00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:45,010
- Just get that angle a little bit.

893
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,641
- Your face, the face that you're,

894
00:32:47,642 --> 00:32:49,759
can you just not make that face?

895
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,362
- I'm sorry, no, no, no.
- 'Cause it's just like,

896
00:32:51,363 --> 00:32:52,166
It looks like you're in pain.

897
00:32:52,167 --> 00:32:53,002
- I'm not in pain.

898
00:32:53,003 --> 00:32:54,805
I'm just trying to figure,

899
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,039
I'm trying to figure it out.

900
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,880
I'm sorry.

901
00:32:56,881 --> 00:32:57,720
I don't know what happened.

902
00:32:57,721 --> 00:32:59,085
I was just like, I was so horny before.

903
00:32:59,086 --> 00:33:02,159
And then suddenly it's like,

904
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,999
I don't know, it's like the
fuckin' shop just closed.

905
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,079
- The shop closed?

906
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:07,920
- Yeah.

907
00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:08,921
Like the

908
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,165
door's locked, gate's down.

909
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,286
Like, the whole situation.

910
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:16,921
I don't know how to
contact the shop keeper.

911
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,407
You know what I mean?

912
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,839
It might be a situation where

913
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,485
it's like there's a sign on the door,

914
00:33:26,486 --> 00:33:28,082
and they're like, back in five.

915
00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,919
- This analogy is super long.

916
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,920
- Yeah.

917
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,640
Okay.

918
00:33:34,641 --> 00:33:35,641
Well,

919
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,482
I'm sorry.

920
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,005
Do you want me to give you a hand-job?

921
00:33:39,006 --> 00:33:40,679
- What? No.

922
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,365
I didn't even wanna have
sex in the first place.

923
00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:46,799
I only did it because you wanted to.

924
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,919
- Right, I know.

925
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,410
One, two, three, four.

926
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,287
♫ Marriage is a sacred bond

927
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,721
♫ Of you and it I am so fond

928
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,570
♫ Friendship, care, the ties that bind

929
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,890
♫ You're loving, caring, always kind

930
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,490
♫ But when we lay in bed at night

931
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,844
♫ Our bodies bathed in the moonlight

932
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,250
♫ To have, to hold forever, oh dear

933
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,399
♫ Please don't bring your body near

934
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,999
♫ 'Cause I

935
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,359
♫ I love you

936
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,364
♫ But I don't wanna fuck
you, fuck you, fuck you

937
00:34:52,365 --> 00:34:55,759
♫ I don't wanna fuck you

938
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,048
♫ Our, our love is true

939
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,410
♫ But I don't wanna fuck
you, fuck you, fuck you

940
00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:06,879
♫ I don't wanna fuck you

941
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,281
♫ I love you

942
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,249
- That was rad.

943
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,279
- Dave?

944
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,279
Dave?
- What's happening?

945
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,361
Is he, so you think he's okay?

946
00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:24,959
- You're asking me?

947
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,960
- Dave.

948
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,365
- Unreal.

949
00:35:28,366 --> 00:35:29,200
I loved it.
- There it is.

950
00:35:29,201 --> 00:35:30,042
- Wow.
- Okay.

951
00:35:30,043 --> 00:35:31,201
Great, thank you.
- Cool.

952
00:35:31,202 --> 00:35:34,639
- That was very beautiful,
beginning to end.

953
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,480
- Thanks.

954
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,050
- You know, I can't relate
to the lyrics at all.

955
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:38,525
- Right.
- On account of the fact

956
00:35:38,526 --> 00:35:40,759
that I wanna fuck
everything and everybody.

957
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,922
- Yeah, that's your thing.
- Right, that's the addiction.

958
00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:45,603
- I mean, except of course
Crystal and Cassandra.

959
00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:47,079
- You never wanna fuck them?

960
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:47,888
- No.

961
00:35:47,889 --> 00:35:49,479
- No.
- Never.

962
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,999
But that's a love song for the ages.

963
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,359
Bravo.

964
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,165
- Thank you.
- It's a standing ovation.

965
00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:59,004
- Thank you, Dave.
- Thank you so much, man.

966
00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:00,889
- I'm gonna go and eat.

967
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,239
- Okay.
- Okay.

968
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,082
That sounds human.

969
00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,599
- And I'll see you very soon.

970
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,485
- All right.
- All right, thanks.

971
00:36:06,486 --> 00:36:07,322
- Take it easy, man.
- Thanks.

972
00:36:07,323 --> 00:36:08,919
We'll see you next rehearsal, okay.

973
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,887
<i>'</i> Okay.

974
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,359
- Man, I like
writing songs with you.

975
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,559
- I like writing songs with you.

976
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,681
- We're never
done it in the garage.

977
00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:34,119
- I know, it's so hot.

978
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,281
- Let's do it in more weird places.

979
00:36:35,282 --> 00:36:39,251
- It's not that
weird, we own this garage.

980
00:36:42,282 --> 00:36:43,519
- Oh my god.

981
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,520
Oh fuck.

982
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,681
Oh my god.

983
00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:47,719
- Shit.

984
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,881
- I know, it feels so fucking good.

985
00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:51,087
- No, no, I'm stuck in a rat trap.

986
00:36:51,088 --> 00:36:52,119
- What?

987
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,722
- My foot is stuck in
one of the glue traps

988
00:36:53,723 --> 00:36:54,560
like a mouse.
- Like a rat trap?

989
00:36:54,561 --> 00:36:55,400
- Yeah.

990
00:36:55,401 --> 00:36:56,208
- It's okay.

991
00:36:56,209 --> 00:36:57,399
Can you push through?

992
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,399
Use your body.

993
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,603
Please keep fucking me.

994
00:36:59,604 --> 00:37:00,931
It feels so fucking good.

995
00:37:00,932 --> 00:37:03,199
Oh my god, oh my god.

996
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,359
My foot is going numb.

997
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,407
- Oh my god, that feels so good.

998
00:37:05,408 --> 00:37:07,561
- The whole left side of
my body is going numb.

999
00:37:08,562 --> 00:37:10,519
I'm coming.

1000
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,640
Ow, ow.

1001
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,279
- We buy kale.

1002
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,324
The kale sits in our fridge for a week.

1003
00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:24,646
We throw out the kale.

1004
00:37:24,647 --> 00:37:26,083
And then we buy that kale again.

1005
00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:27,411
- It's all very exciting.

1006
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,599
- It's a real...

1007
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,647
- It's the kale diaries.

1008
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,879
- Look, our people.

1009
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,599
- You think they're Jews?

1010
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,559
- No, I just mean musicians.

1011
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,559
Should we go over there?

1012
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,919
- You wanna get into a drum circle

1013
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,046
by the farmer's market.
- I don't know.

1014
00:37:43,047 --> 00:37:44,929
We should get inspired.

1015
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,599
- Okay.

1016
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,039
- They look friendly.

1017
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,962
- Yeah, all drum circles look friendly.

1018
00:37:50,963 --> 00:37:52,928
That's how people end up in them.

1019
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,000
- Hi.

1020
00:37:57,001 --> 00:37:58,001
- Hi, what's up?

1021
00:37:58,002 --> 00:37:59,399
- Nice jam.

1022
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,526
- Welcome, hi.

1023
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,283
Would you like to take part in
some of our love light today?

1024
00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:07,239
- We were just talking about...
- What?

1025
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,080
No, we weren't.
- Lover's light.

1026
00:38:08,081 --> 00:38:08,922
Yes, we were.

1027
00:38:08,923 --> 00:38:10,410
- Why don't you have a seat.
- Okay.

1028
00:38:10,411 --> 00:38:11,839
- Join us.
- Okay.

1029
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,602
- Okay, you guys'll pick
up the words in no time.

1030
00:38:13,603 --> 00:38:14,603
- Okay.

1031
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,399
- Okay.

1032
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,807
♫ Ikea, Ikea

1033
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,051
- I feel like they're just saying Ikea

1034
00:38:35,052 --> 00:38:36,769
over and over again.
- Will you please.

1035
00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:38,479
♫ Ikea, Ikea

1036
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,561
- You don't hear the word Ikea?

1037
00:38:39,562 --> 00:38:42,039
♫ Ikea

1038
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,929
♫ Ikea

1039
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,199
- Thank you.
- That was beautiful.

1040
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,199
- Oh, you're welcome.

1041
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,167
- What language was that?

1042
00:38:49,168 --> 00:38:50,443
- Yeah, was that Sanskrit?

1043
00:38:50,444 --> 00:38:52,245
- No, I devised that language myself,

1044
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:53,479
it's called Tuna-Tuna,

1045
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,119
while I was studying abroad.

1046
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:55,962
- Tuna-Tuna.

1047
00:38:55,963 --> 00:38:58,122
- Tuna-Tuna is the name of the language

1048
00:38:58,123 --> 00:39:00,319
that you devised.
- Was that

1049
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,399
in India, or?

1050
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,208
- No, no, close.

1051
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:04,119
Barstow Community College.

1052
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,479
- I'm sorry.

1053
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,679
He was just...
- Jesus.

1054
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,886
- What do you want me to do?
- I've never,

1055
00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:11,291
I haven't seen you like that.

1056
00:39:11,292 --> 00:39:14,359
- I mean, I got hot and bothered.

1057
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,119
- Yeah, I was bothered.

1058
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,202
- I know, you were less hot.

1059
00:39:18,203 --> 00:39:19,486
Wait, oh my god.

1060
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,919
Look, it's a sign.

1061
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,726
- Like, from the universe,

1062
00:39:23,727 --> 00:39:25,006
it's a sign or like a...
- Well, I was saying it is,

1063
00:39:25,007 --> 00:39:26,081
it's also a literal sign.

1064
00:39:26,082 --> 00:39:28,239
But it is, that's a sign.

1065
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,447
- Should we play that show?

1066
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,039
Okay.

1067
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,119
<i>'</i> Okay.

1068
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,770
- Here goes nothin'.

1069
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,639
You ready for it?

1070
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,399
- Am I ready for it?

1071
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,206
- Yeah.

1072
00:39:45,207 --> 00:39:46,690
- I can't believe you're askin' me that.

1073
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,442
Since when have you been
afraid of doing mushrooms?

1074
00:39:48,443 --> 00:39:50,124
- I'm not afraid of doing
mushrooms, I've just,

1075
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,639
I've never done them with a task at hand.

1076
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,881
- I mean, I just think it's gonna help us

1077
00:39:55,882 --> 00:39:58,403
with our creative process.
- Yeah, you think so?

1078
00:39:58,404 --> 00:39:59,799
- We gotta get some songs out.

1079
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,642
- Okay.

1080
00:40:00,643 --> 00:40:01,766
- Okay, ready.

1081
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,808
L'chaim.

1082
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,799
- Terrible.

1083
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,211
- They're mellow, though.
- Oh good.

1084
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,040
- These ones are mellow.

1085
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,041
- Good.

1086
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,486
I got an idea.

1087
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,399
Where's my notebook?

1088
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,399
- What?

1089
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,799
- I have a song idea,
I wanna write it down.

1090
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800
- Okay.

1091
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,080
- Hurry up, I don't want it

1092
00:40:42,081 --> 00:40:43,491
to pop out of my head.
- Okay, okay, okay.

1093
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,840
- Anna.

1094
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,879
Anna.

1095
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,880
- What?

1096
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,601
- Where's my notebook?

1097
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,679
Hurry up, I'm losin' the melody.

1098
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,449
- Here's your notebook.

1099
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,170
It's just so crazy

1100
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,371
how the birds just love my chips.

1101
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,611
- Get right up next
to them, they whisper.

1102
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,809
And I also love chips,

1103
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,799
but I never just go eat the chips.

1104
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,279
And that's why I love you birds.

1105
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,759
Because you just go whenever you want it.

1106
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,319
And you get it.

1107
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,402
Hi.

1108
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,689
- I just wrote the most beautiful song.

1109
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,607
I can't remember the lyrics.

1110
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,439
Do you remember the first line?

1111
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,360
- I didn't write it.

1112
00:42:23,361 --> 00:42:24,599
- I know, but we came up with it together.

1113
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,559
- You came up with it.

1114
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,599
' It...

1115
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,442
- I don't know the lyrics.

1116
00:42:28,443 --> 00:42:31,399
- Babe, you remember, it was
about something like a dog?

1117
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,639
- Maybe you wrote it down somewhere.

1118
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,079
- Um, yeah, he did.

1119
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:34,922
He actually did.

1120
00:42:34,923 --> 00:42:38,719
He recorded it telepathically
onto a sandwich.

1121
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,085
- The lyrics are in my blood.
- Which he then ate.

1122
00:42:40,086 --> 00:42:41,919
No, the drugs are in
your blood, the lyrics

1123
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,807
are like.
- You wanted to take drugs.

1124
00:42:43,808 --> 00:42:44,961
- Oh my god, that's so classic,

1125
00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:46,039
to turn this around on me.

1126
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,880
- I'm turning it around?
- Yeah.

1127
00:42:46,881 --> 00:42:47,720
- You're turning it around on me.

1128
00:42:47,721 --> 00:42:48,799
You wanted to take drugs,
it didn't work out,

1129
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,642
and now you're acting

1130
00:42:49,643 --> 00:42:51,599
like a bitch.
- It didn't work out?

1131
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,440
Did you just call me a bitch?

1132
00:42:52,441 --> 00:42:53,963
- No, I said you're acting like a bitch.

1133
00:42:53,964 --> 00:42:55,450
- What kind of man calls
their wife a bitch?

1134
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,485
- Why do you have
to question my manhood?

1135
00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:57,445
And what's...
- Because what kind of man

1136
00:42:57,446 --> 00:42:58,930
calls a woman a bitch.
- You call me a dick

1137
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,760
all the time,

1138
00:42:59,761 --> 00:43:01,205
why can't I call you a bitch?
- Oh my god.

1139
00:43:01,206 --> 00:43:02,279
That's so lame.

1140
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,203
- Why is that lame?

1141
00:43:04,204 --> 00:43:06,039
- Um, I'm gonna go for now.

1142
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:06,880
- No.
- No.

1143
00:43:06,881 --> 00:43:08,484
- Just sit down for a second.
- Dave, sit down, please.

1144
00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:10,719
Just give us one minute.

1145
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,083
- Why don't I give you some privacy,

1146
00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:12,920
and I can...
- That's definitely

1147
00:43:12,921 --> 00:43:14,044
not what we want.
- We don't need any privacy.

1148
00:43:14,045 --> 00:43:14,962
This is not a private matter.
- No.

1149
00:43:14,963 --> 00:43:17,691
You leave, this gets real, so let's just,

1150
00:43:17,692 --> 00:43:20,079
we're gonna just push through.

1151
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,045
- Can I get some air?

1152
00:43:21,046 --> 00:43:22,244
- No, you can't get air when...
- Air?

1153
00:43:22,245 --> 00:43:24,002
- There's open air everywhere.
- We're in a garage!

1154
00:43:24,003 --> 00:43:25,081
- What more air do you need?

1155
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:27,848
- Great, I'll just.

1156
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,159
- Dave, please.

1157
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,000
- Why?
- Just give us a second.

1158
00:43:32,001 --> 00:43:33,604
- We need to finish
this for one second.

1159
00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:34,679
- Why?

1160
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,443
Because I'm being held hostage,
so I'm just gonna play.

1161
00:43:37,444 --> 00:43:38,723
- Dave, come on, man.

1162
00:43:38,724 --> 00:43:40,051
- That's so annoying.

1163
00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:42,159
- Just play something then.

1164
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,119
I'm not stopping.

1165
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,770
' Play a song.

1166
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,008
♫ I'm in no mood for your mood

1167
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,759
♫ I'm in no mood for your mood

1168
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,559
♫ So take your attitude

1169
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,119
♫ Is this what it means to be a dude

1170
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,479
♫ That you could ever speak so lewd

1171
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,839
♫ You're fuckin' lazy and you're crude

1172
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,319
♫ You better change your attitude

1173
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,759
♫ Is this what comes with havin' boobs

1174
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,239
♫ Always obsessin' over food

1175
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,599
♫ You get so hangry and so rude

1176
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,039
♫ You better change your attitude

1177
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,200
Up here.

1178
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,803
♫ And then we fight, fight

1179
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:43,083
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight

1180
00:44:43,084 --> 00:44:45,241
♫ And then we fight about the fight, fight

1181
00:44:45,242 --> 00:44:46,603
♫ Fight, fight, fight fight

1182
00:44:46,604 --> 00:44:48,522
♫ I'm acting calm and you're uptight

1183
00:44:48,523 --> 00:44:50,362
♫ You're the dark and I'm the light

1184
00:44:50,363 --> 00:44:52,044
♫ You're so wrong and I'm so right

1185
00:44:52,045 --> 00:44:53,759
♫ I'm so right

1186
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,519
♫ Well, now my head is fucking spinning

1187
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,570
♫ But I can't give up on winning

1188
00:45:05,288 --> 00:45:06,930
- Well, we owe you a big thank you, Dave.

1189
00:45:06,931 --> 00:45:09,199
- Yeah, big ups to Dave.

1190
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,326
- Big ups to Dave.

1191
00:45:10,327 --> 00:45:11,799
Bless up, Dave.

1192
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,929
- All right, let's
do this open mic, dogs.

1193
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,404
- Hey, we gotta leave
in like seven minutes.

1194
00:45:24,405 --> 00:45:26,289
- I know, I'm hustling.

1195
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:28,767
I just gotta,

1196
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,800
okay.

1197
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,119
- What?

1198
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:34,962
- Nothing.
- It's not good?

1199
00:45:34,963 --> 00:45:37,079
- No, it's great.

1200
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,080
You look

1201
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,162
beautiful.

1202
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,759
- Thanks.

1203
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,719
- You're welcome.

1204
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,802
- You don't look too bad yourself.

1205
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,719
You think, though, it's
too heteronormative?

1206
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,079
It's so gendered, it's like,

1207
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,959
should we swap outfits?
- God no.

1208
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:00,882
- Especially in this clay and age,

1209
00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,279
you don't wanna be like, well...

1210
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,359
- I don't wanna wear a dress.
- I'm the man,

1211
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,486
and I'm the woman.
- Don't make me wear a dress

1212
00:46:04,487 --> 00:46:05,965
tonight, please.
- Okay.

1213
00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:07,882
- Do you think it's too on-the-nose

1214
00:46:07,883 --> 00:46:09,759
that we're making Dave dress like a baby?

1215
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,091
- I don't think that's the problem.

1216
00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:12,965
No, I think that drives it home.

1217
00:46:12,966 --> 00:46:14,639
It's very, I think it's subtle.

1218
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,480
Okay, it's go time.

1219
00:46:16,481 --> 00:46:17,322
Do you have everything?

1220
00:46:17,323 --> 00:46:18,726
- I have picks and...

1221
00:46:18,727 --> 00:46:20,210
- Your wallet?
- My wallet and keys.

1222
00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:21,247
Coming, Dave.

1223
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,519
Hey buddy.

1224
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,122
- What, where's your onesie?

1225
00:46:27,123 --> 00:46:30,010
- I thought you were
Dave the Baby Drummer.

1226
00:46:30,011 --> 00:46:32,839
- I'm turning over my sticks.

1227
00:46:33,681 --> 00:46:34,522
- What?

1228
00:46:34,523 --> 00:46:35,639
What is this?

1229
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,324
- I can't make it to the open mic tonight.

1230
00:46:37,325 --> 00:46:39,839
Or, really, any night.

1231
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,519
I have to quit the band.

1232
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,520
- Why?

1233
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,690
What are you talking about?

1234
00:46:45,691 --> 00:46:46,839
- What?

1235
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,126
- I thought it would be really great

1236
00:46:48,127 --> 00:46:49,406
to get to know you guys,

1237
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:52,439
and for you guys to get to know me.

1238
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:53,407
You wouldn't think this,

1239
00:46:53,408 --> 00:46:55,084
but aside from Crystal and Cassandra,

1240
00:46:55,085 --> 00:46:57,279
I don't have too many friends.

1241
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,122
- Right.
- Really?

1242
00:46:58,123 --> 00:46:59,643
- Yeah, that is surprising.

1243
00:46:59,644 --> 00:47:01,244
- When my parents got divorced,

1244
00:47:01,245 --> 00:47:03,679
it was really hard on me as a kid.

1245
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,439
And I think that's where my
sexual addiction started.

1246
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,999
Okay.

1247
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,999
- Do you understand what I'm saying?

1248
00:47:10,843 --> 00:47:12,171
So, I'm reliving it.

1249
00:47:12,172 --> 00:47:13,879
Day after day.

1250
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,679
You can't stop fighting.

1251
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,205
I mean, I spent my whole childhood trying

1252
00:47:18,206 --> 00:47:19,802
to save my parents' marriage.

1253
00:47:19,803 --> 00:47:22,963
I don't wanna spend my
adulthood trying to save yours.

1254
00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:24,639
I'm really sorry.

1255
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,319
I can't do the show.

1256
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,599
I'm sorry.

1257
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,199
It's gonna be a great show anyway.

1258
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,759
- Is this for real.

1259
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,759
- Dave, these are your sticks.

1260
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,959
♫ I feel it

1261
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,359
♫ It feels so good to be home

1262
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,930
- Fuck man, I cannot believe it.

1263
00:47:51,931 --> 00:47:54,279
- I know, it's so crazy.

1264
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,167
- We need Dave.

1265
00:47:55,168 --> 00:47:56,571
We can't do this.

1266
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,766
- Whoa, tiger.

1267
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,160
Slow down.

1268
00:48:01,161 --> 00:48:02,002
- Ah Shit.

1269
00:48:02,003 --> 00:48:04,364
Grace gave me some
sort of muscle relaxants,

1270
00:48:04,365 --> 00:48:05,725
but I don't feel them at all.

1271
00:48:05,726 --> 00:48:07,759
Like, they are not working.

1272
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,760
- Muscle, what are you doing
taking muscle relaxants?

1273
00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:11,444
- I don't know.
- You barely have any muscles.

1274
00:48:11,445 --> 00:48:12,963
- I needed to calm down.

1275
00:48:12,964 --> 00:48:16,248
- Look, this is just you and
me in our garage, jammin'.

1276
00:48:16,249 --> 00:48:17,719
There's no difference.

1277
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:18,562
I mean, yeah,

1278
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:21,882
it's room full of young,
judgemental 20-somethings,

1279
00:48:21,883 --> 00:48:24,279
staring at our every breath.

1280
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,119
But besides that, it's the same thing.

1281
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,799
- Looks like you two are up.

1282
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,159
- Okay, great.

1283
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,439
Salud.
- L'chaim.

1284
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,483
- Oh my god, I'm gonna hurl.

1285
00:48:36,484 --> 00:48:37,843
- No hurling, no hurling, come on.

1286
00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:38,844
- Hold on.

1287
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,807
- Let's just go up there,

1288
00:48:40,808 --> 00:48:44,566
and show these young fuckin'
dickheads what we're made of.

1289
00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:46,799
- Okay-

1290
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,566
- All right, hi.

1291
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,960
All right.

1292
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,719
One, two, a one, two, three, four.

1293
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,684
- Hold on, I gotta adjust
my mic for one second.

1294
00:49:01,685 --> 00:49:03,405
- She's just adjusting her mic, sorry.

1295
00:49:03,406 --> 00:49:04,845
Whoa, what are you doing?

1296
00:49:04,846 --> 00:49:07,639
- I can't, I gotta adjust it.

1297
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,480
- What is wrong with you?

1298
00:49:08,481 --> 00:49:09,322
What's happening?

1299
00:49:09,323 --> 00:49:11,439
- Hold on, I think I just
want it out of the stand.

1300
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,280
- You can't have it

1301
00:49:12,281 --> 00:49:13,120
out of the stand.
- Yeah,

1302
00:49:13,121 --> 00:49:13,960
'cause I wanna be able to...
- How can you play with

1303
00:49:13,961 --> 00:49:15,244
having it out of the stand?
- I need to be able to move.

1304
00:49:15,245 --> 00:49:17,083
- You're a bass player,
you don't need to move.

1305
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:19,079
Oh god.

1306
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:19,920
Did that hurt?
- Fuck.

1307
00:49:19,921 --> 00:49:20,760
Yes, it hurt.
- Are you okay?

1308
00:49:20,761 --> 00:49:22,285
- Yeah, I'm fine, just
put it back on and let's...

1309
00:49:22,286 --> 00:49:23,839
- Okay, but hold on.

1310
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,124
But lookit, I wanna do one trick.

1311
00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,531
Can you look at the audience?
- What sort of trick?

1312
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,487
- Look at the audience for one sec.

1313
00:49:27,488 --> 00:49:29,759
Watch, watch.

1314
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,119
- What are you doing?

1315
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,999
Okay, please just.

1316
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,525
- It was like the balls
were on your forehead,

1317
00:49:35,526 --> 00:49:36,599
but it was the mic.

1318
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,440
- Are you ready?
- Go ahead.

1319
00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:38,851
- Are you ready to play?
- Hold on.

1320
00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:39,966
Hold on, yeah.

1321
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,559
- Sorry about that.

1322
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,050
One, two, a one...

1323
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,679
- Oh.

1324
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,680
What?

1325
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,039
Oh.

1326
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,839
Oh! oh! oh, Oh, Oh.

1327
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,839
I can fit this whole thing in my mouth.

1328
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,964
- Do you wanna play the song?

1329
00:49:55,965 --> 00:49:56,802
- Huh?

1330
00:49:56,803 --> 00:49:57,919
Oh, oh, ow.

1331
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,919
- You're embarrassing me.

1332
00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,726
- I'm embarrassing you?

1333
00:49:59,727 --> 00:50:00,528
You should be proud.

1334
00:50:00,529 --> 00:50:03,599
That's what every husband
wishes their wife would do.

1335
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,408
- Oh my god.

1336
00:50:06,163 --> 00:50:08,527
- Who are you winking at?
- That was,

1337
00:50:08,528 --> 00:50:12,159
that was a click suck joke, guys.

1338
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,839
But it's actually not a,

1339
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,446
if you wanna be honest,
it's not a talent of mine.

1340
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,126
- Go home.

1341
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,119
' Oh god.

1342
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:24,928
- I wouldn't stress about it.

1343
00:50:24,929 --> 00:50:27,239
It was just a minor setback.

1344
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,844
- I'm such an idiot.

1345
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,079
Just, the second I decide to commit

1346
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,491
to something I'm passionate about,

1347
00:50:34,492 --> 00:50:37,211
I always seem to just fuck it up.

1348
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,007
- Can you do me a favor,

1349
00:50:42,008 --> 00:50:45,891
and can we not talk about
your failed book deal

1350
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,759
while we're dealing with
stuff about us?

1351
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,999
- What?

1352
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,759
- Can you not talk about
your failed book deal

1353
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,959
when we're dealing with stuff

1354
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,959
that's about us?
- What are you talking about?

1355
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,323
I didn't even mention my book deal.

1356
00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:00,160
- Come on.

1357
00:51:00,161 --> 00:51:01,319
That's where you always go.
- Jesus.

1358
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,160
What are you...
- It doesn't seem...

1359
00:51:02,161 --> 00:51:03,650
- So angry about?
- Like an outlandish request.

1360
00:51:03,651 --> 00:51:04,879
It's just seems like

1361
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,403
something totally normal.
- Where is this coming from?

1362
00:51:06,404 --> 00:51:07,526
- It's not coming from anywhere.

1363
00:51:07,527 --> 00:51:08,639
I just don't wanna talk

1364
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,801
about the fucking book deal.
- Well, I got it.

1365
00:51:09,802 --> 00:51:11,679
You already fucking said that.

1366
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,680
Jesus.

1367
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,799
Fuckin' Aggro Man.

1368
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,961
- You know what.
- Mr. Aggro,

1369
00:51:18,962 --> 00:51:20,605
fucking flying in...
- We don't...

1370
00:51:20,606 --> 00:51:23,251
- Just ruining relationships.
- We don't have to do this

1371
00:51:23,252 --> 00:51:24,799
like this anymore.

1372
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,882
- Do what, what, do what?
- Fight like this.

1373
00:51:26,883 --> 00:51:28,609
If we're gonna fight,

1374
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,531
why don't we sing our feelings?

1375
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,279
- I don't know, I'm not singing.

1376
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,086
- Why?
- I'm sorry.

1377
00:51:38,087 --> 00:51:39,605
- Don't patronize it.
- No, I just can't.

1378
00:51:39,606 --> 00:51:40,965
- It's just, we know what happens

1379
00:51:40,966 --> 00:51:43,361
when we have a regular fight.

1380
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,606
We've done this.

1381
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,799
- I'm not, I'm not doing that though.

1382
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,800
Sorry.

1383
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,602
♫ Please don't bring up the book deal

1384
00:51:56,603 --> 00:51:58,079
- Oh god.

1385
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,919
♫ You know this isn't about the book deal

1386
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,039
- Really, why not?

1387
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,439
I mean, it's
clearly the cross I bear.

1388
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,564
It's why I'm...
- I don't hear anything...

1389
00:52:06,565 --> 00:52:07,639
- So fucking paralyzed.
- Unless you sing it.

1390
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,448
You have to sing it.

1391
00:52:08,449 --> 00:52:09,521
- This is so stupid, dude.

1392
00:52:09,522 --> 00:52:10,806
I'm not singing.

1393
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,803
- You hang on to that fuckin'
book deal for dear life.

1394
00:52:15,804 --> 00:52:17,564
And you and I both know that that

1395
00:52:17,565 --> 00:52:20,848
is not the thing that is paralyzing you.

1396
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,640
- Really?

1397
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:26,880
Okay, well.

1398
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,159
That was my fault, too, so.

1399
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,160
- Sing it.

1400
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,199
- I'm not singing about that, Ben.

1401
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,040
I don't even wanna talk

1402
00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:37,927
about it.
- I don't wanna talk

1403
00:52:37,928 --> 00:52:39,206
about it either.

1404
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,159
You had a miscarriage.

1405
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,891
That does not make you a failure.

1406
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,039
- Does it make me a success?

1407
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,040
- Sing.

1408
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,727
- I'm not singing about it.
- Sing about your miscarriage.

1409
00:52:57,728 --> 00:52:58,640
- Is this a joke to you?

1410
00:52:58,641 --> 00:52:59,926
- This is the furthest thing...
- Please, I...

1411
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,159
- From a joke to me.

1412
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,891
It's the one thing that
we don't talk about.

1413
00:53:04,892 --> 00:53:07,359
And so I don't know how else to...

1414
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,290
♫ I

1415
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,929
♫ I failed as a woman

1416
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,930
♫ What happened is totally human

1417
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,199
Let's see this through.

1418
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,200
Okay?

1419
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,049
You're out of your own
way when you're up there.

1420
00:53:45,050 --> 00:53:46,319
It's exciting.

1421
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,402
It's exciting for me to watch you.

1422
00:53:48,403 --> 00:53:51,519
It's exciting for you to do.

1423
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,919
And we have something to share.

1424
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,410
We're doing it together.

1425
00:53:55,411 --> 00:53:58,239
- No, I know, I like that.

1426
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,719
- So, it's a small hiccup.

1427
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,799
We go, we fuck up, we
try it again, we learn.

1428
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,245
- Yeah, I know, but I don't like that.

1429
00:54:05,246 --> 00:54:07,039
The middle part, the...

1430
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:07,880
- It's all part

1431
00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:08,720
of the process.
- The fuck up.

1432
00:54:08,721 --> 00:54:09,846
- It's part of the process.
- I know.

1433
00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:13,970
But it's just that, the
failing makes you a failure.

1434
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,159
- I don't think so.

1435
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,481
Failing makes you an artist.

1436
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,200
- Okay.

1437
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,602
' Hey.

1438
00:54:35,603 --> 00:54:36,759
- Hey Dave.

1439
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,760
- Hi guys.

1440
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,369
- Look, we heard everything
you said the other night.

1441
00:54:40,370 --> 00:54:43,125
- Yeah, and we're gonna
change, we promise.

1442
00:54:43,126 --> 00:54:45,919
- We need you in our band.

1443
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,199
- No more fighting?

1444
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,040
- No more fighting.

1445
00:54:48,041 --> 00:54:49,007
- Except in our songs.

1446
00:54:49,008 --> 00:54:50,044
- Which are all fights.

1447
00:54:50,045 --> 00:54:51,639
- To avoid really fighting.
- Yeah.

1448
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:52,924
- Do I still have to dress like a baby?

1449
00:54:52,925 --> 00:54:53,762
- No.
- No.

1450
00:54:53,763 --> 00:54:54,883
- No, in fact, I actually,

1451
00:54:54,884 --> 00:54:56,359
I think this look works.
- Yeah.

1452
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,200
- You like this?

1453
00:54:57,201 --> 00:54:58,087
- I love this.
- Yeah.

1454
00:54:58,088 --> 00:54:59,764
- I don't know what, where it came from.

1455
00:54:59,765 --> 00:55:02,519
But it's great.
- It's just my cozies.

1456
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,839
- Like...

1457
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,879
- That's so interesting.
- They're like pajamas?

1458
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,722
- Yeah.

1459
00:55:06,723 --> 00:55:09,199
- That's very interesting.
- Very interesting.

1460
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,799
- Thanks.

1461
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,079
Well, I'm ready to gig if you guys are.

1462
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,199
- So are we.
- Let's do it.

1463
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,200
- Okay.

1464
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,479
Oh.

1465
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,970
What is the order?

1466
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,366
- It's just, I think
it's just a celebration.

1467
00:55:23,367 --> 00:55:24,883
- Okay, cool.
- All right.

1468
00:55:24,884 --> 00:55:26,211
One more thing.
- Yeah.

1469
00:55:26,212 --> 00:55:30,399
- If we're gonna be a real
band, we need a band name.

1470
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,367
- A little of this.

1471
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,047
- Hi, we're The Dirty Dishes.

1472
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,722
One, two, three, four.

1473
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,479
♫ Please do not ask me
if you've gained weight

1474
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:11,199
♫ Especially when we're
goin' out on a date

1475
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,079
♫ I have no idea if you've
gained a pound of two

1476
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,319
♫ And even if I did I would not tell you

1477
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,044
♫ I

1478
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,526
- That's okay.

1479
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,599
♫ I hate my body

1480
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,648
♫ That's obvious 'cause I'm a woman

1481
00:56:38,649 --> 00:56:40,519
♫ I'm also always hungry

1482
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,522
♫ Did I mention that I'm a woman

1483
00:56:42,523 --> 00:56:46,119
♫ Eating is my only
source of true happiness

1484
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,282
♫ Pardon me if I wanna kill myself

1485
00:56:48,283 --> 00:56:53,199
♫ When I don't fit in my dress
♫ You want me to lie, lie, lie

1486
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,079
♫ You want me to lie, lie, lie

1487
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,719
♫ I want to eat pie, pie, pie

1488
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:04,850
♫ But just look at my
thighs, thighs, thighs

1489
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,399
♫ Love

1490
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,050
♫ Is love

1491
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,002
♫ Is love

1492
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,679
♫ Is love

1493
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,887
♫ Is lying

1494
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,610
♫ Oh love and lies

1495
00:58:22,684 --> 00:58:23,719
- Thank you.

1496
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,039
Do you like my jacket?

1497
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,159
- I love it.

1498
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,241
- I got it at Party City.

1499
00:58:36,242 --> 00:58:37,890
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

1500
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,847
- They don't have clothing.
- Hey.

1501
00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,359
So listen, I talked to
Crystal Vichycoisse.

1502
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,200
- Yeah.

1503
00:58:42,201 --> 00:58:43,040
- And she had a pretty rough night.

1504
00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:43,846
- Oh.

1505
00:58:43,847 --> 00:58:44,682
- She acted out.

1506
00:58:44,683 --> 00:58:47,119
She ended up having compulsive
sex with this 37-year-old.

1507
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:47,962
- Oh no.

1508
00:58:47,963 --> 00:58:49,439
Is his age the problem or is it,

1509
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,327
no, it's the...
- It's this compulsion.

1510
00:58:50,328 --> 00:58:51,479
She can't help it.
- Right.

1511
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,322
- She can't help it.

1512
00:58:52,323 --> 00:58:53,639
- Right, she relapsed.

1513
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,210
- I mean, I don't even
know what they see in her.

1514
00:58:55,211 --> 00:58:57,839
You know, I mean, she's just
so unappealing, you know,

1515
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,444
in the face, and the body, and everything.

1516
00:58:59,445 --> 00:59:00,766
It must be her sense of humor.

1517
00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:03,239
Anyway, this guy works for a record label.

1518
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,080
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.

1519
00:59:04,081 --> 00:59:05,241
- And she brought him
to the show last night.

1520
00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:06,999
- Shut up.
- That's awesome.

1521
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,965
- Are you being for real?

1522
00:59:07,966 --> 00:59:08,802
- Yeah, and he really liked it.

1523
00:59:08,803 --> 00:59:10,599
- Wow.

1524
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,090
- Yeah, he was really into it.

1525
00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:13,639
- Dave, that's

1526
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,039
insane.
- That's awesome.

1527
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,759
- You look fuckin' hot.

1528
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,600
- What?

1529
00:59:19,601 --> 00:59:20,485
- Yeah.

1530
00:59:20,486 --> 00:59:21,288
- Whoa.

1531
00:59:21,289 --> 00:59:24,239
- Like, if I didn't know you,
I'd wanna get to know you.

1532
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,080
- Who are you?

1533
00:59:25,081 --> 00:59:26,809
Like, how are we gonna
keep writing fight songs

1534
00:59:26,810 --> 00:59:29,485
if we never fight about anything anymore?

1535
00:59:29,486 --> 00:59:32,079
- Well, we could write love songs.

1536
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,840
- Yeah, no.

1537
00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:37,646
Let's skip that part.
- It just seems weird.

1538
00:59:37,647 --> 00:59:38,480
Yeah.

1539
00:59:38,481 --> 00:59:39,320
As soon as I said it...
- Yeah.

1540
00:59:39,321 --> 00:59:40,287
- I was like, that is a bad idea.

1541
00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:43,006
- Yeah, can we just, I
feel like we gotta get,

1542
00:59:43,007 --> 00:59:44,805
just for our creative process, just,

1543
00:59:44,806 --> 00:59:47,319
can you be a little bit more
of a dick to me this morning?

1544
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,559
- Okay, you want me to leave the room

1545
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,050
and come back as a dickhead?

1546
00:59:50,051 --> 00:59:51,639
- Yeah.
- Yep, okay.

1547
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:52,679
<i>- Okay, you ready'?</i>

1548
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:53,520
You're gonna go

1549
00:59:53,521 --> 00:59:54,405
on your own action.
- Comin' in hot.

1550
00:59:54,406 --> 00:59:55,160
<i>'</i> Okay.

1551
00:59:55,161 --> 00:59:56,207
- Have you seen my sneakers?

1552
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,241
- What do you think?

1553
01:00:00,242 --> 01:00:01,765
- About what, my sneakers?

1554
01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:03,199
I can't find 'em.

1555
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,168
- Do you like my outfit?

1556
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,759
- Is this the only option?

1557
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,639
- Wow.

1558
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,959
That's like Brando or somethin'.

1559
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,244
- Was that good?
- That's fuckin' insane

1560
01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:16,205
that you can go...
- We're in a fight now,

1561
01:00:16,206 --> 01:00:17,087
right?
- Yeah, oh yeah.

1562
01:00:17,088 --> 01:00:18,491
We're certainly in a fight.

1563
01:00:18,492 --> 01:00:22,399
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.

1564
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,242
I love you.

1565
01:00:23,243 --> 01:00:24,730
- I love you, too.

1566
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,766
- Oh my god, how long has it been

1567
01:00:26,767 --> 01:00:28,410
since we've had a date night?

1568
01:00:28,411 --> 01:00:30,279
- I don't know, never?

1569
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,085
- Also, I can't believe
that this label dude

1570
01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:33,161
is interested in us.

1571
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:34,805
- Hold on, being interested in something

1572
01:00:34,806 --> 01:00:36,679
is different than being, you know,

1573
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,409
committed to something.
- I know, it was just,

1574
01:00:38,410 --> 01:00:39,481
that's so exciting,

1575
01:00:39,482 --> 01:00:42,599
like things are finally happening for us.

1576
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:43,600
- TO US.

1577
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,121
- Hey, maybe let's
celebrate a different way.

1578
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:53,362
I don't know,

1579
01:00:53,363 --> 01:00:56,489
I just feel like being
present for this right now.

1580
01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:59,999
- Yeah, no, I wanna be present, too.

1581
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,161
I don't, we don't need...

1582
01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:02,879
- Yeah.
- To smoke to celebrate.

1583
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,880
- Okay.

1584
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,399
How's your day going?

1585
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,839
- You know when you meet
people, and you're like, oh.

1586
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,727
- I have never
seen you two like this.

1587
01:02:00,728 --> 01:02:02,799
- I know.

1588
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,439
It's so awesome.

1589
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,282
- I'm so happy for you.

1590
01:02:05,283 --> 01:02:06,599
- Thank you.

1591
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,487
- It's amazing.

1592
01:02:07,488 --> 01:02:09,959
- Okay, I think that's everything.

1593
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,799
- Oh, babe, could you just
grab the spoons for dessert?

1594
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,079
- What?

1595
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,879
- The dessert spoons, honey.

1596
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,445
- Right, yeah.
- For dessert, yeah.

1597
01:02:20,446 --> 01:02:22,042
There you go.
- Okay, right, okay.

1598
01:02:22,043 --> 01:02:23,246
- All right, thank you.

1599
01:02:23,247 --> 01:02:24,399
All right.

1600
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,959
Love you.

1601
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,679
- So, what happens when
they go away like that?

1602
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,884
- I'm not sure.
- Where do they go?

1603
01:02:29,885 --> 01:02:30,720
- I don't know,

1604
01:02:30,721 --> 01:02:32,404
but sometimes I wish he
would just stay there longer.

1605
01:02:32,405 --> 01:02:34,039
You know, it gives me a break, too.

1606
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:34,880
Can you...
- I feel bad.

1607
01:02:34,881 --> 01:02:35,720
Tell me what else to do.
- No, no, no.

1608
01:02:35,721 --> 01:02:36,799
Just go sit down.
- Are you sure?

1609
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:37,642
- Yes, please.
- Okay.

1610
01:02:37,643 --> 01:02:39,404
- Please, go sit down.

1611
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:25,520
- Yes.

1612
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,519
Take those off.

1613
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,846
Come inside me.

1614
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,762
- What?

1615
01:03:41,763 --> 01:03:44,199
- Don't pull out this time.

1616
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
I'm ready.

1617
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:46,842
I'm ready to try again.

1618
01:03:46,843 --> 01:03:48,251
- That's like a bigger,

1619
01:03:48,252 --> 01:03:50,129
that's like a bigger...

1620
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,731
That's like, um.

1621
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,205
- What?

1622
01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:57,239
What's wrong?

1623
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,439
- Nothing, it's just, that's like a,

1624
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,046
you know, a bigger conversation.

1625
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,642
- Okay.

1626
01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:08,529
I mean, I just thought,

1627
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,244
what are we...
- Yeah, I know, it's just...

1628
01:04:11,245 --> 01:04:13,759
- What are we waiting for at this point?

1629
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,759
- You're the one that didn't wanna.

1630
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,966
- I know, but that's what I'm saying.

1631
01:04:15,967 --> 01:04:19,839
I'm saying that now I feel ready, finally.

1632
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:24,004
And, you know, I feel happy
for the first time in so long.

1633
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,119
You feel happy.

1634
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,119
Look what's happening for us.

1635
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,084
Like, we could get a record deal.

1636
01:04:30,085 --> 01:04:31,366
You know?

1637
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:35,160
It's awesome.

1638
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,800
What?

1639
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,879
- We're not
getting a record deal.

1640
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,689
- You don't know that.

1641
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,839
- Oh shit.

1642
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:01,840
- What?

1643
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,359
- What do you mean, what?

1644
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,360
I knew it.

1645
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,519
I knew exactly how this was gonna go.

1646
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,360
Because I know the way

1647
01:05:10,361 --> 01:05:11,599
that you looked at everything.
- Jesus, Ben.

1648
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,326
What is wrong with the way
that I looked at everything?

1649
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:15,922
- Like it's some fuckin' life raft.

1650
01:05:15,923 --> 01:05:19,204
- Well, what we're doing
is finally making us happy.

1651
01:05:19,205 --> 01:05:21,521
- I've been happy.
- Oh please, Ben.

1652
01:05:21,522 --> 01:05:23,325
- You've been in some dark depression.

1653
01:05:23,326 --> 01:05:24,924
- You've always been happy?

1654
01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:26,888
Give me a fucking break.

1655
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,879
You were so checked out for so long.

1656
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,689
You are like, you lie.

1657
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,839
Fucking, is that happy?

1658
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,922
- You think you're like
a piece of fuckin' cake?

1659
01:05:39,923 --> 01:05:41,285
- I don't wanna do this.

1660
01:05:41,286 --> 01:05:44,279
- Do you know what it's been like since,

1661
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:48,410
I mean, since we lost the
baby, you've been a mess.

1662
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,164
And I just keep putting up
with it because, I don't know,

1663
01:05:53,165 --> 01:05:55,731
I hope one day the old you will come back.

1664
01:05:55,732 --> 01:05:57,165
- The old me, Ben?

1665
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,731
The old me was young and naive.

1666
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:02,961
- The old you was happy.

1667
01:06:02,962 --> 01:06:03,999
- I am happy.

1668
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,842
- You're weeping.

1669
01:06:04,843 --> 01:06:07,639
- I'm fucking heartbroken.

1670
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:11,039
Am I not allowed to have feelings?

1671
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,646
- It's just, it's too, it's crazy.

1672
01:06:13,647 --> 01:06:14,926
- What is crazy?

1673
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,839
Fuck.

1674
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:19,283
Don't fucking walk away from me

1675
01:06:19,284 --> 01:06:20,805
in the middle of a fucking talk.

1676
01:06:20,806 --> 01:06:22,959
What is so crazy?

1677
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,403
- How do you decide which
feeling you're gonna go with

1678
01:06:25,404 --> 01:06:27,439
when they're so close together,

1679
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:28,519
all these feelings...
- So fucking

1680
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:29,519
passive-aggressive.
- That it must be

1681
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,644
really difficult...
- You know what, Ben.

1682
01:06:30,645 --> 01:06:31,560
- To decide, no, this is...
- Maybe...

1683
01:06:31,561 --> 01:06:32,641
- What I'm feeling right now.
- I'm having feelings

1684
01:06:32,642 --> 01:06:37,039
for the both of us, since
you don't seem to have any!

1685
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,371
Like, where are you?

1686
01:06:38,372 --> 01:06:41,599
You haven't cried once
since our miscarriage.

1687
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,002
You haven't fucking felt anything with me.

1688
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,085
- I know how to handle my feelings.

1689
01:06:48,086 --> 01:06:50,559
- Oh, you mean just bury
them and let them fester?

1690
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,839
- It's called being realistic.

1691
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:52,840
- Realistic?

1692
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,283
You just live in this
fuckin' state of denial.

1693
01:06:57,284 --> 01:06:59,719
So yeah, okay, maybe
that's realistic for you.

1694
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,687
But to the rest of the world,

1695
01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:03,246
it just looks like you're
constantly refusing to deal.

1696
01:07:03,247 --> 01:07:05,806
- No, it looks like there goes a person

1697
01:07:05,807 --> 01:07:08,724
who knows how to be appropriate
with their emotions.

1698
01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,679
Not what you've become, which is some,

1699
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:15,844
honestly, sad, sniveling,
whining excuse for a woman.

1700
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:23,159
- What is wrong with you?

1701
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,160
- I'm sorry.

1702
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,482
It's, this is why I didn't
wanna tell you tonight.

1703
01:07:28,483 --> 01:07:30,199
Because I knew that it would be the end.

1704
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,087
- The end of what?

1705
01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:32,999
- The end of your freedom.

1706
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,319
Because for the last
I don't know how long,

1707
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,890
you've seemed freedomy for the first time

1708
01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:39,639
in a long time.
- I do, I feel that, too.

1709
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:40,924
- That's such bullshit.
- I feel free.

1710
01:07:40,925 --> 01:07:42,363
It's not bullshit.
- That is bullshit, Anna.

1711
01:07:42,364 --> 01:07:43,930
Because you think this
is about a record deal?

1712
01:07:43,931 --> 01:07:48,639
Did you really think we were
gonna get a record deal?

1713
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,688
This is about you and me.

1714
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,319
- I know.

1715
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320
- Do you?

1716
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,442
Because all that I see from here

1717
01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:03,319
is someone who has been
walking a tightrope.

1718
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:07,879
And I've never seen a tightrope
walker more excited to fall.

1719
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,003
It makes no sense to me.

1720
01:08:09,004 --> 01:08:11,199
- I can feel myself changing, Ben.

1721
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,531
- Oh, that is so crazy...
- I know that

1722
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,407
about myself.
- For you to say.

1723
01:08:13,408 --> 01:08:15,559
It's like, you hate change.

1724
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,560
Every time someone brings
up change, you shut down.

1725
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:18,402
- Oh please.

1726
01:08:18,403 --> 01:08:20,002
That's classic coming from the guy

1727
01:08:20,003 --> 01:08:22,443
who sits in his fucking underwear all day,

1728
01:08:22,444 --> 01:08:24,919
just creating corporate
bullshit for a paycheck.

1729
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,479
Like, where's the old you?

1730
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:29,359
Where's the fuckin' old you,

1731
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:33,119
who used to make shit
that meant something?

1732
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:34,479
- I am trying.

1733
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,239
I am trying.
- Define trying.

1734
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:40,319
I mean, you can't keep a job
for more than three months.

1735
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:41,207
- People don't get me.

1736
01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:42,281
- Oh please, Ben.

1737
01:08:42,282 --> 01:08:46,319
This emo teenager shit
is so fucking tired.

1738
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,684
You know what, I think the
thing is everyone gets you,

1739
01:08:49,685 --> 01:08:51,682
and that's the fuckin' problem.

1740
01:08:51,683 --> 01:08:54,959
- Anna, you're an Uber driver.

1741
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:58,760
You're an Uber driver
with a failed book deal.

1742
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,559
We're fuckin' losers.

1743
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,961
I don't know if you think there's
some kind of magical thing

1744
01:09:04,962 --> 01:09:07,725
that's gonna come and change that for you.

1745
01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:09,599
But this is it.

1746
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,170
This is fuckin' it.

1747
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,688
- If we had been able

1748
01:09:17,689 --> 01:09:20,039
to have a baby.
- Don't.

1749
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,999
- If we had had that baby.

1750
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,129
- Not having that baby was a blessing.

1751
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,248
- How could you say that?

1752
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,124
I want you to leave.

1753
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:38,880
- Fuck.

1754
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,280
- And don't fuckin' come back.

1755
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,811
Dammit.

1756
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,320
- Hey Dave.

1757
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,607
- Hey.

1758
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:42,281
- Do you think I could
spend the night here?

1759
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,762
- Yeah, yeah, come on in.

1760
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,760
- Thanks.

1761
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,162
- Good morning, Benjamin.

1762
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:12,209
- Good morning, Dave.

1763
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:19,479
Good morning.

1764
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,367
- Hello.

1765
01:11:20,368 --> 01:11:21,639
- Hi.

1766
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,399
- This is called snuggle therapy.

1767
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,959
The human touch is very healing.

1768
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,405
- Well, thank you.

1769
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,963
- I used to practice
snuggling with my parents

1770
01:11:33,964 --> 01:11:35,722
in the aftermath of their divorce.

1771
01:11:35,723 --> 01:11:39,247
Now, the patient's instinct
is to fight the snuggle.

1772
01:11:39,248 --> 01:11:44,159
And I assure you, Benjamin, a
snuggle ought not be fought.

1773
01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,799
- Give snuggles a shot.

1774
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,959
- I do, my phone is ringing,

1775
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,644
so I do have to get it.
- I'll get it.

1776
01:11:49,645 --> 01:11:51,599
- No, it might be Anna.

1777
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:56,199
And I have kind of tight
pockets in these pants.

1778
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,009
I'm just gonna get up.

1779
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:03,360
Hi mom.

1780
01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,407
- Will you get your ass over here

1781
01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:05,923
so I can take care of you, please.

1782
01:12:05,924 --> 01:12:07,206
- Okay, all right.

1783
01:12:07,207 --> 01:12:09,009
I'll be over in a bit.

1784
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,879
- Mother love is the deepest
love of all, isn't it?

1785
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:14,880
- Yeah.

1786
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:26,526
- I know I'm not perfect.

1787
01:14:26,527 --> 01:14:30,719
But it's like, she's
just moody, demanding.

1788
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,007
Obsessive and hypercritical.

1789
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,719
- That sounds about right.

1790
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:38,371
' Yeah.

1791
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,529
About a year ago, we had a miscarriage.

1792
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,479
- What?

1793
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,799
Oh honey, I'm so sorry.

1794
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,406
- And I don't know, I feel like it's just,

1795
01:14:50,407 --> 01:14:53,290
maybe we're just too broken to fix.

1796
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:59,525
- You know I had two miscarriages
before you were born?

1797
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:01,681
- No, I did not know that.

1798
01:15:01,682 --> 01:15:03,648
- Yeah, it was horrible.

1799
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,839
Really bad.

1800
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,207
I mean, I thought I was never
gonna be able to have kids.

1801
01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:09,799
And.

1802
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,881
And then, of course, you know,

1803
01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:15,359
the second your dad and I
stopped trying, we had you.

1804
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,559
- Well, how did you guys get through it?

1805
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,402
- We fought.

1806
01:15:18,403 --> 01:15:20,399
We fought like crazy, like cats and dogs.

1807
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,322
For years.

1808
01:15:21,323 --> 01:15:22,879
Couples fight, what can I tell you?

1809
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,370
You guys have been together for so long,

1810
01:15:24,371 --> 01:15:25,686
it's almost impossible not to.

1811
01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:27,489
- No, we really fight.
- Yeah.

1812
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,289
- And about dumb shit.

1813
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:31,682
It's exhausting.

1814
01:15:31,683 --> 01:15:32,920
- Yeah, I know.

1815
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,359
You know what?

1816
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:38,250
Let me give you a little
bit of advice about women.

1817
01:15:38,251 --> 01:15:39,879
All right?

1818
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:42,690
And I know what I'm talking about.

1819
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,719
Okay, so, hormonally,

1820
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,243
we are just completely
different creatures.

1821
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:50,806
We might as well be
completely different species.

1822
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:53,451
You see us as overly
emotional, and that's true.

1823
01:15:53,452 --> 01:15:57,570
We're constantly juggling a
lot of feeling and anxieties.

1824
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,999
We have difficulty separating
ourselves from our problems.

1825
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,842
Do you understand?

1826
01:16:04,843 --> 01:16:07,889
Like we're constantly looking
for the connective tissue

1827
01:16:07,890 --> 01:16:10,839
to find a solution, we obsess.

1828
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,599
We search for emotional cues

1829
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:20,239
so that we could figure out the
meaning behind the unspoken.

1830
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,288
It's not pretty in there.

1831
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,199
Problem is, we expect you to be the same.

1832
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:33,319
Now, you, you could take
pleasure in simple things, right?

1833
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,639
A basketball game, a video game.

1834
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,559
Really, games of any kind.

1835
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,527
- That's true.

1836
01:16:38,528 --> 01:16:43,159
- And this ability to have
these simple pleasures,

1837
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,527
it allows you to
compartmentalize your feelings

1838
01:16:45,528 --> 01:16:47,279
in a very different way.

1839
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:50,759
You could do what women
only dream of doing.

1840
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:53,319
You could shut your mind off.

1841
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:54,651
And when your minds are turned off,

1842
01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:56,003
you forget to do things, right?

1843
01:16:56,004 --> 01:16:57,725
You forget to do the dishes.

1844
01:16:57,726 --> 01:17:00,525
You forget to answer a
question when we ask it.

1845
01:17:00,526 --> 01:17:02,519
- Anna calls it the 30 second delay.

1846
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,362
- Uh-huh.

1847
01:17:03,363 --> 01:17:05,681
And then we come at you
harder and stronger,

1848
01:17:05,682 --> 01:17:07,967
'cause we want your respect and attention.

1849
01:17:07,968 --> 01:17:11,559
'Cause we don't understand
your need to shut down,

1850
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,005
your need to daydream.

1851
01:17:13,006 --> 01:17:15,119
To us, it's lazy and selfish.

1852
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,685
- And that makes us so angry.

1853
01:17:16,686 --> 01:17:18,762
- Mm-hmm, I know, that's the aggression.

1854
01:17:18,763 --> 01:17:20,399
That's the testosterone.

1855
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,561
And then we get hurt.

1856
01:17:21,562 --> 01:17:22,886
That's the estrogen.

1857
01:17:22,887 --> 01:17:24,928
- And then we get
divorced, and that's life.

1858
01:17:24,929 --> 01:17:27,279
- Not necessarily, Benny.

1859
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,247
You know, these are all things

1860
01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:29,924
that I really wish I understood better

1861
01:17:29,925 --> 01:17:32,399
before your father died.

1862
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:35,879
Couples experience loss all the time

1863
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,919
in all different ways.

1864
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,559
It's how you understand that loss,

1865
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:43,323
how you navigate it
that makes a difference.

1866
01:17:43,324 --> 01:17:45,125
- This feels a little reductive.

1867
01:17:45,126 --> 01:17:47,361
- Yeah, I'm making
generalizations, obviously.

1868
01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:50,639
But I'm basing them on
my marriage, my clients,

1869
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,959
my friends' marriage, yours, it seems.

1870
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,642
I can't speak for the gays.

1871
01:17:55,643 --> 01:17:56,843
- Or the trans community.

1872
01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:59,486
- No, I'd only be basing
that on that show on Amazon.

1873
01:17:59,487 --> 01:18:00,639
- So good.
- Yeah.

1874
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:01,482
- It's so good.

1875
01:18:01,483 --> 01:18:03,839
- But I will say this.

1876
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:04,963
Even though you think of us

1877
01:18:04,964 --> 01:18:06,928
as constantly talking about our feelings,

1878
01:18:06,929 --> 01:18:09,159
we're holding so much in.

1879
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,679
Our minds never stop.

1880
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:13,639
Always analyzing, worrying.

1881
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:16,919
I think if women could get more physical,

1882
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,287
and access our rage that way,

1883
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,170
a lot would change.

1884
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:38,239
♫ I'm a cannonball

1885
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,719
♫ I'm a grenade unreversible

1886
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:43,719
♫ Burnin' through my head now

1887
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,519
♫ Gotta get it out somehow

1888
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:47,879
♫ Get it out

1889
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,479
♫ Hey hey hey

1890
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,801
♫ Get it out

1891
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,239
♫ Yeah, I feel all right

1892
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,399
♫ I'm gonna do anything I like

1893
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,559
♫ Burnin' through my head now

1894
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,962
♫ Get it out, get it out

1895
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:12,930
♫ Three, two, one

1896
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:16,970
♫ One, two, three

1897
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,360
- Anna.

1898
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:42,880
Anna.

1899
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:45,520
Anna.

1900
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,479
- Hi.

1901
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,686
My name's Anna.

1902
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,527
This is a work in progress.

1903
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,639
Sorry.

1904
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:43,640
Okay.

1905
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:06,719
♫ We talk about it all but constant

1906
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:10,199
♫ The wolf and the wolf's meal

1907
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,999
♫ A girl, she grows up with no options

1908
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:17,639
♫ But to trust how her gut feels

1909
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,719
♫ When mothers warn, we should be careful

1910
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:25,159
♫ We walk with our thighs pressed

1911
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:29,119
♫ Our bodies learned to be fearful

1912
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:33,011
♫ Every touch a dangerous test

1913
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:51,439
♫ A boy, he learns he must be stoic

1914
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:55,039
♫ To earn his badge of pride

1915
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:58,439
♫ To show his pain is not heroic

1916
01:22:58,440 --> 01:23:02,359
♫ So he keeps it bottled up inside

1917
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:06,079
♫ The pressure's much too much to handle

1918
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,719
♫ The struggle to provide

1919
01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:13,519
♫ But history will not dismantle

1920
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,684
♫ The rules by which you must abide

1921
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,639
♫ Growing up is all about

1922
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:39,239
♫ Learning how to live without

1923
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:42,839
♫ The baggage of our lesser years

1924
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:46,559
♫ Packed tight with
hurt and rage and tears

1925
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,959
♫ You and I, let's trace a map

1926
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:53,559
♫ Where we can bridge this gender gap

1927
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:57,039
♫ The destination's very near

1928
01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:00,319
♫ We'll spend one night
in the town of fear

1929
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:04,239
♫ Then drive past guilt, regret, and shame

1930
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:07,959
♫ To a town whose only precious name

1931
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,959
♫ Is a rustling in the trees

1932
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:14,959
♫ Under which we'll light a fire

1933
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:18,759
♫ And listen to the wind

1934
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,159
♫ Whisper

1935
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,648
♫ Desire

1936
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:44,320
- HEY-

1937
01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:46,960
- Hi.

1938
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:06,608
- It's a work in progress.

1939
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:09,960
- I know.

1940
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:16,691
- I'm sorry, Anna.

1941
01:27:16,692 --> 01:27:18,091
- I'm sorry, too.

1942
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,000
I love you.

1943
01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,479
- I love you, too.

1944
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,160
- Okay.

1945
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:43,362
- Writing session.
- Yeah.

1946
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:47,046
- How do you write

1947
01:27:47,047 --> 01:27:48,881
a love song that's not like...
- I have no idea...

1948
01:27:48,882 --> 01:27:50,006
- The corniest.
- How you do that.

1949
01:27:50,007 --> 01:27:52,239
You know.

1950
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:55,079
- It just feels so overdone.

1951
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:58,129
- Yeah, I have so much
respect now for Babyface.

1952
01:27:58,130 --> 01:27:59,679
- I know.
- You know.

1953
01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:02,925
- I mean, I had a lot of respect

1954
01:28:02,926 --> 01:28:03,726
for him before.
- No, no,

1955
01:28:03,727 --> 01:28:04,560
he's a great musician.
- Yeah.

1956
01:28:04,561 --> 01:28:05,607
Yeah.
- I'm just saying, I have

1957
01:28:05,608 --> 01:28:09,764
a whole new level of respect.
- A whole new love, I know.

1958
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,248
- I mean, the real question is...

1959
01:28:13,249 --> 01:28:14,526
- What does love

1960
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:18,160
mean to you?

1961
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:51,039
♫ There was a time

1962
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:54,759
♫ I couldn't bear to be bare

1963
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:57,999
♫ I was swallowed up

1964
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,999
♫ By the unfair

1965
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:04,239
♫ But you came along

1966
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:07,759
♫ My truth serum

1967
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,599
♫ To repair

1968
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:13,239
♫ So we could repair

1969
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:17,325
♫ Love is more than a switch
that needs to be flipped

1970
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:21,559
♫ Yeah, love is a drip

1971
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,799
♫ One, two, three, four

1972
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:33,519
♫ It's a concrete mission

1973
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:37,039
♫ That certified friction

1974
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:40,559
♫ It takes precision

1975
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:44,159
♫ To avoid collision

1976
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:47,519
♫ Noble is this

1977
01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:50,999
♫ We're mister and missus

1978
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:54,439
♫ We'll never dismiss

1979
01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:58,159
♫ What it takes to make this

1980
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:00,049
♫ Love

1981
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:03,729
♫ Song

1982
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:07,049
♫ Love

1983
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,723
♫ Song

1984
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:13,930
♫ Love from different
planets, but it's good

1985
01:30:13,931 --> 01:30:15,559
♫ It's trust no one, but you must trust

1986
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,244
♫ It's bendin' down
and grittin' your teeth

1987
01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:19,082
♫ It's seein' what you think you've seen

1988
01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,885
♫ It's putting out the daily fire

1989
01:30:20,886 --> 01:30:22,722
♫ It's facing all the welcome desires

1990
01:30:22,723 --> 01:30:24,479
♫ It's never shuttin' the bathroom door

1991
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:26,084
♫ Laughing inside, even when you're bored

1992
01:30:26,085 --> 01:30:27,799
♫ It's finding new from the every day

1993
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:28,881
♫ It's fuckin' your brains out

1994
01:30:28,882 --> 01:30:33,010
♫ Every which way
- One, two, three.

1995
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:36,719
♫ Love is a fight, fight

1996
01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:38,319
♫ A fight with you

1997
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:41,119
♫ And that's the only love I know

1998
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,487
♫ To be true

1999
01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:47,121
♫ I love you

2000
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,679
♫ You and I

2001
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:09,570
HI, I, I, I, I, I

2002
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,719
♫ We can fight

2003
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:20,850
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

2004
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:28,519
♫ Try we might to find the light

2005
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:31,091
♫ Try we might

2006
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:46,079
♫ You and I

2007
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:49,209
♫ I, I, I, I, I, I, I

2008
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:56,119
♫ Get low, get high

2009
01:31:56,120 --> 01:32:00,011
♫ High, high, high, high, high

2010
01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:05,399
♫ But by the by

2011
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:07,879
♫ Side by side

2012
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:10,531
♫ Still we find

2013
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,599
♫ We find the fight

2014
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,763
♫ Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight

2015
01:32:16,764 --> 01:32:18,279
♫ We find the fight

2016
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:21,719
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

2017
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:23,399
♫ We find the fight

2018
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,799
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

2019
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:28,719
♫ We find the fight

2020
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:31,919
♫ Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

2021
01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:34,759
♫ We find the fight

2022
01:32:46,850 --> 01:32:49,850
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