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Remi!

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Remi, look!

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I got you a surprise.

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Wiener-Dog!

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Now who's gonna walk it?

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I'll walk it.

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And Remi will pitch in, too.

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You don't have to
if you don't want to.

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Damn right I don't have to.

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But tell me
who's going to clean up

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after it shits all over
the living room floor.

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Remi understands.
He's not a little kid.

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He's a fucking survivor!

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His hair is all grown back.

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The doctor said
it would be fine

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as long as he keeps up
with the blood work.

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And now he's got all summer
to learn how to housebreak it.

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It's gonna be good for him.

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Fucking asshole.

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Shh.
It's okay.

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It's okay, Wiener-Dog.

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I'm here.

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Shh.

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Heel!
Heel!

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Heel! Goddamn it!

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Heel!

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Motherfucker! Heel.

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Heel, motherfucker.
Heel, motherfucker.

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Hey, Dad,
when do you think

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we can let Wiener-Dog
out of her cage?

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When she's housebroken.

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Why do people
say "housebroken"?

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Because...

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Remi, you have to break a dog,

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break their will,

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so that they'll submit
to your will.

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It's a kind of civilizing.

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So they act like humans.

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You mean so they go
to the bathroom outside

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instead of inside?

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Exactly.

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But when you break a will,

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well...

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What is a will exactly, anyway?

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It's character.

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Force of character.

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It's the thing
that makes you you.

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Hey, Remi, it's time!

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We have to go the vet!

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- Mom?
- Yes, honey?

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What's "spaying" mean?

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It just means, this way,
we don't have to worry

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about the dog getting pregnant.

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What do they do to her?

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Really, it's nothing.
She won't know any different.

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Does it hurt?

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No, really, it happens so fast,

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she won't even
know what happened.

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But what do they do to her?

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You know, honey,
I'm really not sure.

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I mean, all dogs get this done.

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Really, it's like going
to the dentist

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and having your teeth cleaned.

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No big deal.

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But what if Wiener-Dog
wants to have puppies.

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She won't.
Believe me, that's a total myth.

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But what
if Wiener-Dog's different?

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Honey, she's not.

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She's not like you and me.

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She doesn't think this way.

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She doesn't think.
I mean, she's just a dog.

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But she has feelings.

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Oh, sweetheart, I know,
and you're right.

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But with a dog,
things are different.

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A dog is not human.

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It's an animal.

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They look to us for guidance.

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Without us,
they wouldn't even be here.

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What do you mean?

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Nature doesn't care about them.

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It's sad but true.

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We're dog's only friend.

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Can I watch?

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No, definitely not.

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The doctor has to be able
to concentrate.

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I won't say anything.

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I'm sorry, Remi,
but it's just not allowed.

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But Wiener-Dog will be scared.

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I know she'll want
to hold my hand.

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Wiener-Dog will be fine.
Really.

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But if you're there with her,
you'll bring in germs with you.

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It would be just like
when during intensification,

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remember, all the nausea

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and then all sorts
of complications

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could start up...
Serious complications.

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Like what?

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She could die.

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All right, then.

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Run!
Run, Wiener-Dog, run!

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Run, run!

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Oh!

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Remi!

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Oh!

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Well, I don't think
there'll be any barking tonight.

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Way to go.

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Hi, honey.

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Honey.

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Hi.

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You know, when I was
a little girl in France,

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we had a little dog also...
A poodle.

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My mother
found her at the animal shelter,

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and she decided to take her in

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because she was so cute
and cuddly and sweet and funny.

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We named her Croissant

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because she loved croissants
so much.

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But then, a few months
after she moved in,

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she suddenly started getting
a little tired,

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like she was depressed.

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All her happy spirit
seemed to have vanished.

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And that's when we found
out she was pregnant.

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Who was the father?

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Well, turns out...

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she was raped.

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What do you mean?

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Well, it was a stray dog
in the woods.

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He was called Muhammad.

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Hair all matted
and scratched up,

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all oily and ugly...

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The kind of dog
that growled and snarled,

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the kind of dog that has
rabies or ticks

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or even worse.

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Like what?

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Like possibly...

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a venereal disease.

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You mean like...

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AIDS?

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Anyway, at the end,
Croissant became very sick.

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All her hair
started falling out, her teeth.

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Oh, it was too horrible.

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And then when she gave birth,
she was in so much pain.

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We gave her as many painkillers
as we could,

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but she wouldn't
stop whimpering.

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And then she died.

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What about her puppies?

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Stillborn.

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If only she had been spayed.

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- Poor Croissant.
- Yeah.

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What happened to Muhammad?

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- Oh, Remi.
- What?

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Well, it went on raping...

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raping.

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Supposedly even squirrels
were victimized.

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Until one day, it was shot dead.

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They say it was skinned
and turned into a purse.

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Were the squirrels spayed?

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Oh.

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- Dina?!
- Coming.

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I'll get the car.
We're gonna be late.

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You sure you don't want
to come join us at yoga?

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Yeah.

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Would you rather we stay home?

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No, it's okay. You go.

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You need to do your body
maintenance.

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Oh, honey, are you sure?

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I just want to stay
with Wiener-Dog.

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I understand.

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Do you have enough granola bars?

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Okay.
We'll be back before lunch.

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They're gone!

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Wiener-Dog?

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What's the matter?

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Are you hungry?

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Want my granola bar, hmm?

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Okay.

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Oh, God.
Fuck.

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Oh!

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You see this?
No!

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No diarrhea!
No!

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Christ!

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What did you give her?!
What?!

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Some granola bars.

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Granola bars is not dog food.

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It's food for humans,
and dogs are not human!

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But I thought
granola was healthy.

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Granola is poison!
Christ, the dog can't digest!

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Oh, shit!

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Oh, shit!

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- Mom?
- Yes, honey?

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What's it like
to be put to sleep?

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It feels good.
Like forgetting everything.

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I'll never forget Wiener-Dog.

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Maybe when you're older.

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No.
Never.

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Did Dad watch her die?

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No.
They would never allow that.

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So she was alone.

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No, the vet was with her.

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Where do you think
they buried her?

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I don't know.

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Actually,
she was probably cremated.

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What's cremated?

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Sort of like put in an oven.

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Honey, death is a sad thing,

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but it's a natural thing.

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And sometimes it happens
without any reason at all.

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Well, what about God?

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We don't believe in God.

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Well, what do we believe in?

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Truth, compassion, love.

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We're all going to die.

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That's why we have each other.

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That's why we love each other.

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Then death is...

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a good thing?

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Yeah?
All right, hold on.

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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

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♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪

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♪ Doo dee ♪

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Doo Dee?

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Howdy, Doo Dee.

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Hey, Wiener dog.

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- Brandon McCarthy?
- How's it going?

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Wo... Wow!

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Yeah, wow.

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What are you doing here?

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Not much.
Passing through.

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Huh.

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You look pretty good.

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Thanks.

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You do, too.

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- Weird.
- Yeah, I know.

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I actually tried looking
you up on Facebook once.

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Oh, yeah?
Why?

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I don't know.
I was just surfing around and...

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I don't know. Your name.

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I mean, I've tried looking
up other people, too.

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Like who?

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Remember Ralphie?

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Who?

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He used to hang out with me
in, like, seventh grade.

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Oh, is he like gay pride
or something?

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Transgender.

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Huh.

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- You used to pick on him a lot.
- Really?

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- Yeah, like all the time.
- Hmm.

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You even beat him up once.

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You smashed his head
against the sidewalk.

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Remember?

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It's funny how none
of that shit sticks.

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Yeah.

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- Well, um...
- Maybe, uh...

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So, uh, do you want
to exchange e-mails or...

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I don't know, maybe catch up?

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We're kind of caught up now.

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry, but, like,
I'm really just passing through.

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That's okay.
Totally cool.

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Well, take care.

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Take care!

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Hey. There you go.
There you go.

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Good.
Yeah.

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Hey there, little meaner.

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Her name is Doo Dee.

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You mean, like, shit?

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I got her a week or so ago.

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She was sick,
but now she's much better.

270
00:27:12.651 --> 00:27:14.053
She likes you.

271
00:27:14.120 --> 00:27:16.222
Yeah, dogs like me.

272
00:27:18.390 --> 00:27:20.392
She looks like you.

273
00:27:20.459 --> 00:27:23.662
Thanks.

274
00:27:23.729 --> 00:27:25.832
I'm going to Ohio tomorrow.

275
00:27:25.865 --> 00:27:29.468
I leave early.

276
00:27:29.535 --> 00:27:31.303
You want to come along?

277
00:27:34.340 --> 00:27:36.642
What's in Ohio?

278
00:27:36.708 --> 00:27:38.377
Crystal meth.

279
00:27:41.447 --> 00:27:44.583
Okay.

280
00:27:44.650 --> 00:27:46.853
- Joke.
- Yeah.

281
00:27:46.919 --> 00:27:48.955
I-I-I know.

282
00:27:59.165 --> 00:28:01.300
I miss nothing here.

283
00:28:24.456 --> 00:28:26.225
Hi.

284
00:28:47.779 --> 00:28:52.018
♪ Doo Dee

285
00:28:52.084 --> 00:28:56.388
♪ Doo Dee ♪

286
00:28:56.455 --> 00:28:59.425
♪ Doo ♪

287
00:28:59.491 --> 00:29:05.097
♪ Dee, Doo Dee ♪

288
00:29:18.644 --> 00:29:20.412
You wait here.

289
00:30:19.505 --> 00:30:21.407
Who was that?

290
00:30:21.473 --> 00:30:23.442
Nobody.

291
00:31:19.965 --> 00:31:22.134
You like it here in America?

292
00:31:22.201 --> 00:31:25.537
No.
We prefer Mexico.

293
00:31:27.106 --> 00:31:29.708
But isn't it very dangerous
there now?

294
00:31:29.775 --> 00:31:32.611
I mean, with the drug violence?

295
00:31:32.678 --> 00:31:36.182
Yes, but not so lonely.

296
00:31:36.248 --> 00:31:39.451
In America, so lonely.

297
00:31:39.518 --> 00:31:41.187
And sad.

298
00:31:41.253 --> 00:31:43.122
And depressing.

299
00:31:43.189 --> 00:31:45.424
Like a big,
fat elephant

300
00:31:45.491 --> 00:31:48.694
drowning in a sea of despair.

301
00:31:48.760 --> 00:31:54.566
Sometimes it's just too hard
to lose weight

302
00:31:54.633 --> 00:31:57.103
and to give up.

303
00:31:58.737 --> 00:32:02.941
♪ Doo Dee ♪

304
00:32:03.008 --> 00:32:07.513
♪ Doo Dee ♪

305
00:32:07.579 --> 00:32:10.149
♪ Doo ♪

306
00:32:10.216 --> 00:32:16.755
♪ Dee, Doo Dee ♪

307
00:32:16.822 --> 00:32:19.258
Wait here.

308
00:34:27.686 --> 00:34:31.323
Well, it certainly was nice
to meet all of you.

309
00:34:43.469 --> 00:34:47.038
- Adiós.
- Adiós.

310
00:34:47.105 --> 00:34:50.276
Good luck finding a job.

311
00:35:02.020 --> 00:35:06.191
♪ Doo Dee ♪

312
00:35:06.292 --> 00:35:10.596
♪ Doo Dee ♪

313
00:35:10.662 --> 00:35:13.732
♪ Doo ♪

314
00:35:13.799 --> 00:35:19.070
♪ Dee, Doo Dee ♪

315
00:35:19.137 --> 00:35:24.676
♪ Doo ♪

316
00:35:26.945 --> 00:35:28.514
Come on.

317
00:35:30.649 --> 00:35:33.952
- Where are we?
- My brother's.

318
00:35:35.787 --> 00:35:38.757
- Brandon?!
- Hey, Tommy!

319
00:35:40.492 --> 00:35:42.193
- Hi, I'm Dawn.
- Hi.

320
00:35:42.328 --> 00:35:44.195
Hey, look, April!

321
00:35:44.330 --> 00:35:46.398
- Coming!
- It's a wiener dog!

322
00:35:46.465 --> 00:35:48.667
- Oh.
- Her name is Doo Dee.

323
00:35:48.734 --> 00:35:51.036
You mean, like doody doody?

324
00:35:51.102 --> 00:35:53.104
Hey, I love Doo Dee.

325
00:35:53.171 --> 00:35:55.607
Mmm.

326
00:35:55.674 --> 00:35:58.744
Mmm!
These hot dogs are really good.

327
00:35:58.810 --> 00:35:59.845
Thanks.

328
00:35:59.911 --> 00:36:01.580
We have them every night
for supper.

329
00:36:01.647 --> 00:36:03.515
- With hot dog rolls!
- Mmm!

330
00:36:03.582 --> 00:36:06.251
Can I give her a hot dog?

331
00:36:06.352 --> 00:36:07.653
Wiener dogs love hot dogs.

332
00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:10.522
Well, she has kind
of a sensitive stomach.

333
00:36:10.589 --> 00:36:12.624
Does she get diarrhea a lot?

334
00:36:12.691 --> 00:36:14.426
Um...

335
00:36:17.028 --> 00:36:18.263
Go ahead.

336
00:36:18.364 --> 00:36:20.065
Go ahead, April.

337
00:36:26.538 --> 00:36:32.010
♪ Doo Doo ♪

338
00:36:32.077 --> 00:36:35.213
♪ Doo ♪

339
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:44.222
♪ Dee, Doo Dee, Doo ♪

340
00:36:44.289 --> 00:36:52.398
♪ Doo doo doo dee doo ♪

341
00:36:52.464 --> 00:37:00.906
♪ Dee dee doo dee doo doo doo ♪

342
00:37:00.972 --> 00:37:07.913
♪ Dee doo ♪

343
00:37:07.979 --> 00:37:10.181
Say, April.

344
00:37:10.248 --> 00:37:12.618
It's a beautiful day outside.

345
00:37:12.684 --> 00:37:14.319
Would you like to go for a walk?

346
00:37:14.420 --> 00:37:17.723
What for?

347
00:37:17.789 --> 00:37:21.560
I just thought it would be nice
if we could talk.

348
00:37:21.627 --> 00:37:23.929
Yeah.
I like talking.

349
00:37:23.995 --> 00:37:26.164
Me, too.

350
00:37:26.231 --> 00:37:28.434
What should we talk about?

351
00:37:32.804 --> 00:37:34.573
I'm really glad
we're getting to have

352
00:37:34.640 --> 00:37:37.509
this one-on-one time,
kind of...

353
00:37:37.576 --> 00:37:40.446
girls only, you know?

354
00:37:40.479 --> 00:37:42.814
'Cause I wanted
us to get the chance

355
00:37:42.881 --> 00:37:47.152
to bond and talk about things.

356
00:37:47.218 --> 00:37:49.655
Tommy, Brandon.

357
00:37:49.721 --> 00:37:53.659
The way sometimes he just
doesn't get me, you know?

358
00:37:53.725 --> 00:37:58.464
And then his elusiveness
and intractability.

359
00:37:58.464 --> 00:38:00.165
Relationships.

360
00:38:02.868 --> 00:38:04.235
Oh.

361
00:38:04.302 --> 00:38:06.972
Why are you stopping, April?

362
00:38:07.038 --> 00:38:09.140
Can we go back inside?

363
00:38:09.207 --> 00:38:11.176
Oh, already?

364
00:38:11.242 --> 00:38:12.511
I want to go home.

365
00:38:12.578 --> 00:38:15.481
Did I say something wrong?

366
00:38:22.488 --> 00:38:25.090
Heads up, bitch.

367
00:38:25.156 --> 00:38:26.692
I win, I win, I win!

368
00:38:26.758 --> 00:38:29.260
Yeah! Let's play again!

369
00:38:29.327 --> 00:38:30.696
Uh, okay.

370
00:38:30.762 --> 00:38:33.231
Okay, but let's take
a little break first.

371
00:38:33.298 --> 00:38:35.266
How long?

372
00:38:35.333 --> 00:38:38.269
- 10 minutes.
- Five minutes.

373
00:38:38.336 --> 00:38:39.905
Okay, five minutes.

374
00:38:39.971 --> 00:38:42.307
- Five minutes.
- Five minutes.

375
00:38:42.373 --> 00:38:45.877
- And then we play again.
- And then we'll play again.

376
00:38:45.944 --> 00:38:47.513
Five minutes.

377
00:38:50.716 --> 00:38:52.884
Uh, come on,
let's go outside.

378
00:38:52.951 --> 00:38:54.820
Okay.

379
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:11.202
Tommy?

380
00:39:15.273 --> 00:39:17.976
Yeah?

381
00:39:18.043 --> 00:39:20.445
You know how Dad
had a drinking problem?

382
00:39:20.546 --> 00:39:22.447
Yeah. But he worked
real hard.

383
00:39:22.548 --> 00:39:25.551
Now he doesn't drink anymore.

384
00:39:25.551 --> 00:39:27.653
But then he started
drinking again.

385
00:39:29.555 --> 00:39:32.157
- He did?
- Yeah.

386
00:39:32.223 --> 00:39:34.560
But he told me he stopped.

387
00:39:34.560 --> 00:39:35.894
He stopped...

388
00:39:35.961 --> 00:39:37.896
and then he started again.

389
00:39:40.331 --> 00:39:42.267
Why?

390
00:39:42.333 --> 00:39:44.770
He couldn't help himself.

391
00:39:44.836 --> 00:39:46.938
But he told me he stopped.

392
00:39:50.041 --> 00:39:52.243
The drinking made Dad
very sick.

393
00:39:52.310 --> 00:39:53.812
I know.

394
00:39:53.879 --> 00:39:55.747
That's why he stopped.

395
00:39:59.017 --> 00:40:01.219
He died, Tommy.

396
00:40:01.286 --> 00:40:03.922
But...

397
00:40:03.989 --> 00:40:07.859
I spoke to him last week.

398
00:40:07.926 --> 00:40:11.597
He spoke to you,
and then he died.

399
00:40:19.938 --> 00:40:22.808
Why?

400
00:40:22.874 --> 00:40:25.844
He drank too much.

401
00:40:25.911 --> 00:40:28.079
But he told me he stopped.

402
00:40:28.146 --> 00:40:29.414
He did.

403
00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:31.449
And then he started again,

404
00:40:31.516 --> 00:40:33.852
and he got sick and died.

405
00:40:33.919 --> 00:40:36.154
But he told me he stopped.

406
00:40:38.523 --> 00:40:41.459
I went looking
for Dad's family.

407
00:40:41.526 --> 00:40:44.996
Tracked them down.
I thought we were his family.

408
00:40:45.063 --> 00:40:47.899
He has a brother and a sister.

409
00:40:47.966 --> 00:40:50.135
But we're his family.

410
00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:54.906
You're right, we're his family.

411
00:40:54.973 --> 00:40:57.142
He has no brother and sister.

412
00:41:00.411 --> 00:41:02.480
You're right, they were just...

413
00:41:02.547 --> 00:41:03.682
names.

414
00:41:03.749 --> 00:41:06.752
He had no brother and sister.

415
00:41:06.818 --> 00:41:08.787
You're right.

416
00:41:14.660 --> 00:41:17.095
So...

417
00:41:17.162 --> 00:41:18.964
he died?

418
00:41:36.447 --> 00:41:38.984
Did you stop doing drugs?

419
00:41:41.152 --> 00:41:43.454
Yes.

420
00:41:43.521 --> 00:41:46.224
- Promise?
- Yes.

421
00:41:46.291 --> 00:41:48.293
And you won't start
doing them again.

422
00:41:50.962 --> 00:41:52.297
No.

423
00:41:52.363 --> 00:41:55.100
Promise?

424
00:41:55.166 --> 00:41:57.502
Yes.

425
00:41:57.568 --> 00:41:59.137
No more drugs?

426
00:42:01.406 --> 00:42:02.708
No more drugs.

427
00:42:02.708 --> 00:42:04.776
Promise?

428
00:42:06.812 --> 00:42:09.815
Promise.

429
00:42:09.881 --> 00:42:18.123
♪ Dee doo ♪

430
00:42:22.060 --> 00:42:24.229
Well...

431
00:42:24.295 --> 00:42:26.264
we got to hit the road.

432
00:42:26.331 --> 00:42:28.133
Wait.

433
00:42:37.008 --> 00:42:39.277
She should stay here.

434
00:42:39.344 --> 00:42:41.046
She belongs here.

435
00:42:41.112 --> 00:42:42.881
Really?

436
00:42:45.650 --> 00:42:49.755
I always wanted a leash.

437
00:42:49.755 --> 00:42:51.422
- Oh.
- Oh.

438
00:42:51.489 --> 00:42:53.859
Oh.

439
00:43:13.011 --> 00:43:15.646
I was wondering...

440
00:43:15.781 --> 00:43:20.051
what happens
if April gets pregnant?

441
00:43:20.118 --> 00:43:22.353
Won't happen.
Tubes tied.

442
00:43:24.455 --> 00:43:26.224
Oh.

443
00:43:28.794 --> 00:43:31.129
And your brother?

444
00:43:31.196 --> 00:43:33.231
He was taken care of also.

445
00:43:35.166 --> 00:43:37.502
My dad didn't want
to take any chances.

446
00:43:41.672 --> 00:43:43.842
Doo Dee will feel at home.

447
00:43:47.813 --> 00:43:49.514
Yeah.

448
00:43:55.821 --> 00:43:58.489
S...

449
00:43:58.556 --> 00:44:00.959
Where do we go from here?

450
00:44:02.828 --> 00:44:06.031
See where we are
when we run out of gas.

451
00:44:08.233 --> 00:44:09.968
And then?

452
00:44:46.171 --> 00:44:47.672
♪ Now long ago ♪

453
00:44:47.738 --> 00:44:53.211
♪ This land was just
a-waiting to be found ♪

454
00:44:53.278 --> 00:44:55.646
♪ No one's eyes
had seen the vistas ♪

455
00:44:55.713 --> 00:45:00.685
♪ And no feet had touched
the ground ♪

456
00:45:00.751 --> 00:45:02.888
♪ The eagle and the sparrow ♪

457
00:45:02.954 --> 00:45:06.291
♪ Were the only ones
who'd seen ♪

458
00:45:06.357 --> 00:45:08.759
♪ The purple
of the mountains ♪

459
00:45:08.894 --> 00:45:14.032
♪ And the valleys
lush and green ♪

460
00:45:14.099 --> 00:45:16.767
♪ But on wagon and on foot ♪

461
00:45:16.902 --> 00:45:21.172
♪ The pioneers began to roam ♪

462
00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:23.942
♪ Crossing mountains,
forging rivers ♪

463
00:45:24.009 --> 00:45:28.779
♪ On the quest
to find a home ♪

464
00:45:28.914 --> 00:45:30.916
♪ They all had band together ♪

465
00:45:30.982 --> 00:45:34.285
♪ Ah, but legends walk alone ♪

466
00:45:34.352 --> 00:45:36.922
♪ On the trail
for something better ♪

467
00:45:36.922 --> 00:45:40.191
♪ And a place
to call their own ♪

468
00:45:40.258 --> 00:45:45.030
♪ Wiener-Dog,
Wiener-Dog ♪

469
00:45:45.096 --> 00:45:49.434
♪ She soldiers on where angels
fear to tread ♪

470
00:45:49.500 --> 00:45:54.439
♪ Wiener-Dog,
Wiener-Dog ♪

471
00:45:54.505 --> 00:45:56.841
♪ Just looking
for some shelter ♪

472
00:45:56.942 --> 00:46:03.314
♪ And a place
to rest her head ♪

473
00:46:05.783 --> 00:46:08.987
See, at first, I really
wanted to get the Green Hornet

474
00:46:09.054 --> 00:46:11.556
and the Green Lantern
together in a movie.

475
00:46:11.622 --> 00:46:13.258
It's never been done.

476
00:46:13.324 --> 00:46:15.793
Yeah, it's too complicated
and expensive with the rights.

477
00:46:15.860 --> 00:46:18.829
Marvel is extremely guarded
about its trademarks.

478
00:46:18.964 --> 00:46:20.565
So, instead,
I thought I'd come up

479
00:46:20.631 --> 00:46:22.833
with my own
original superheroes,

480
00:46:22.968 --> 00:46:24.435
get the copyrighted,
and go to work.

481
00:46:24.502 --> 00:46:26.972
I mean, has a film student
ever done that for a short film?

482
00:46:27.038 --> 00:46:29.640
I don't think so.
And then...

483
00:46:29.707 --> 00:46:32.010
I could create original
villains, as well.

484
00:46:32.077 --> 00:46:33.979
For instance, there's...

485
00:46:34.045 --> 00:46:36.047
There's Sticky Fingers.

486
00:46:36.114 --> 00:46:37.682
I really like that name.

487
00:46:37.748 --> 00:46:41.319
And, remember, this is all
extremely confidential, please.

488
00:46:41.386 --> 00:46:43.521
So Sticky Fingers has this power

489
00:46:43.588 --> 00:46:45.723
where anything he touches sticks
to his fingers.

490
00:46:45.790 --> 00:46:47.225
It makes it really easy

491
00:46:47.292 --> 00:46:49.027
for him to rob people
without their realizing it.

492
00:46:49.094 --> 00:46:52.163
Like there's a special type
of gum

493
00:46:52.230 --> 00:46:53.431
at the end of each finger

494
00:46:53.498 --> 00:46:56.234
that can pick up
money or merchandise.

495
00:46:56.301 --> 00:46:58.503
Anyway, the police force
is at wit's end,

496
00:46:58.569 --> 00:46:59.804
the mayor of the city.

497
00:46:59.870 --> 00:47:02.707
Sticky Fingers is on the front
page of every paper.

498
00:47:02.773 --> 00:47:04.642
But then um, uh...

499
00:47:04.709 --> 00:47:06.077
Well,
this is where I have trouble.

500
00:47:06.144 --> 00:47:07.578
I mean, where do I go from here?

501
00:47:07.645 --> 00:47:09.247
I know how you're always
saying about the story,

502
00:47:09.314 --> 00:47:11.016
"what if," "then what?"

503
00:47:11.049 --> 00:47:13.584
But that's what I don't know
the answer to.

504
00:47:13.651 --> 00:47:16.754
What do you think
Sticky Fingers should do?

505
00:47:26.064 --> 00:47:29.200
- Hey, Professor Schmerz.
- Have a great weekend!

506
00:47:53.058 --> 00:47:54.659
Trey Silver's office.

507
00:47:54.725 --> 00:47:57.462
Hi. This is Dave Schmerz.

508
00:47:57.528 --> 00:48:00.398
I was just wondering
if you had any idea

509
00:48:00.465 --> 00:48:04.069
of when Trey might get around
to looking at the screenplay

510
00:48:04.135 --> 00:48:06.071
I sent back in November.

511
00:48:06.137 --> 00:48:08.139
It was a new draft.

512
00:48:08.206 --> 00:48:10.108
Oh, Dave, I'm so sorry.

513
00:48:10.175 --> 00:48:12.543
Did...
Did Trey not get back to you?

514
00:48:12.610 --> 00:48:14.079
No, not yet.

515
00:48:14.112 --> 00:48:16.914
I sent him a bunch of e-mails,
but I haven't had any reply.

516
00:48:16.981 --> 00:48:19.717
Well, he's been, like, crazy
busy these last few weeks.

517
00:48:19.784 --> 00:48:22.553
The whole agency's doing
this radical reshuffle.

518
00:48:22.620 --> 00:48:25.190
Oh, wait, I think he's just
wrapping up his FaceTime.

519
00:48:25.256 --> 00:48:27.592
Let me see
if I can pull some magic.

520
00:48:29.427 --> 00:48:31.196
Oh. It looks like he just

521
00:48:31.262 --> 00:48:32.863
hopped on another
conference call.

522
00:48:32.930 --> 00:48:35.900
What's the best number
I can have him reach you at?

523
00:48:35.966 --> 00:48:38.269
- My cell will be fine.
- Great.

524
00:48:38.336 --> 00:48:40.105
Then I'll let him know
you called as soon

525
00:48:40.105 --> 00:48:41.806
as he gets off.

526
00:48:41.872 --> 00:48:43.674
Thanks.

527
00:48:52.983 --> 00:48:55.120
Bear with me.

528
00:48:55.120 --> 00:48:58.289
Okay, then.

529
00:48:58.356 --> 00:49:01.126
So...
how are you doing?

530
00:49:01.126 --> 00:49:03.928
Great.
Great!

531
00:49:03.994 --> 00:49:05.963
Great.

532
00:49:06.030 --> 00:49:07.965
Would you like something
to drink?

533
00:49:08.032 --> 00:49:09.967
- Bottled water?
- Oh, thanks.

534
00:49:10.034 --> 00:49:12.137
Thanks, I'm good.

535
00:49:12.170 --> 00:49:13.704
Good.

536
00:49:13.771 --> 00:49:15.206
So, tell us...

537
00:49:15.273 --> 00:49:17.242
why do you want
to be a filmmaker?

538
00:49:17.308 --> 00:49:20.245
Well, I've just always
wanted to be a filmmaker.

539
00:49:20.311 --> 00:49:24.682
Ever since, really,
my whole life.

540
00:49:24.749 --> 00:49:26.617
Well, that's great.

541
00:49:26.684 --> 00:49:29.187
Yes, but... why?

542
00:49:29.254 --> 00:49:32.923
Well, I just feel I have
so much to say.

543
00:49:32.990 --> 00:49:34.292
Like what?

544
00:49:34.359 --> 00:49:35.960
What do you have to say?

545
00:49:36.026 --> 00:49:37.695
Well, just everything.

546
00:49:37.762 --> 00:49:41.499
I mean, movies have always
been so inspiring to me.

547
00:49:41.566 --> 00:49:45.170
But tell me,
what movies have inspired you?

548
00:49:45.170 --> 00:49:47.438
What movie or movies

549
00:49:47.505 --> 00:49:49.907
made you want
to become a filmmaker?

550
00:49:49.974 --> 00:49:51.276
Oh, gee.

551
00:49:51.342 --> 00:49:53.278
Well, really,
there are just so many.

552
00:49:53.344 --> 00:49:54.879
I mean, you name it.

553
00:49:54.945 --> 00:49:57.382
Like, all... all kinds.

554
00:49:57.448 --> 00:50:00.251
- Name one, for example.
- Oh, God.

555
00:50:00.318 --> 00:50:02.320
That is such a good question.

556
00:50:02.387 --> 00:50:03.888
And, I mean,
it's really hard, you know,

557
00:50:03.954 --> 00:50:06.591
because there are so many
that are just so great.

558
00:50:08.459 --> 00:50:11.095
What movies have you seen
in the past few weeks

559
00:50:11.162 --> 00:50:12.597
or months?

560
00:50:12.663 --> 00:50:16.267
Have you liked
any of them in particular?

561
00:50:16.334 --> 00:50:19.670
The past few weeks?

562
00:50:19.737 --> 00:50:21.739
Hmm.

563
00:50:21.806 --> 00:50:24.342
Any movie
that you saw over the last year

564
00:50:24.409 --> 00:50:26.877
and that you really liked.

565
00:50:26.944 --> 00:50:29.514
Or made an impression.

566
00:50:33.384 --> 00:50:36.221
Yeah, I know this is
like a trick question, you know,

567
00:50:36.287 --> 00:50:37.688
but there really are so many

568
00:50:37.755 --> 00:50:39.824
that I... I just
can't keep track.

569
00:50:39.890 --> 00:50:42.860
Please, just name a movie.

570
00:50:42.927 --> 00:50:44.929
Any movie.

571
00:50:47.265 --> 00:50:49.300
Excuse me.

572
00:50:49.367 --> 00:50:51.202
I have to take this.

573
00:51:01.946 --> 00:51:03.648
Hello, Schmerz here.

574
00:51:03.714 --> 00:51:06.584
I've got Trey Silver for you.

575
00:51:06.651 --> 00:51:09.086
- How you doing?
- Great!

576
00:51:09.153 --> 00:51:10.455
Great.

577
00:51:10.521 --> 00:51:12.457
Listen, I have big news.

578
00:51:12.523 --> 00:51:14.124
It's gonna sound
like bad news at first,

579
00:51:14.259 --> 00:51:17.762
but I promise you
it's good news in the end.

580
00:51:17.828 --> 00:51:18.996
Uh-huh.

581
00:51:19.063 --> 00:51:20.598
I'm leaving the agency,

582
00:51:20.665 --> 00:51:22.533
and I'm moving over
to Universal

583
00:51:22.600 --> 00:51:23.901
to be VP of production.

584
00:51:23.968 --> 00:51:26.003
I feel super sad
about leaving you,

585
00:51:26.070 --> 00:51:28.939
but it's gonna be so much
better for you in the end

586
00:51:29.006 --> 00:51:30.775
because I'll be in
a much stronger position

587
00:51:30.841 --> 00:51:32.743
to help move
your projects forward.

588
00:51:32.810 --> 00:51:34.679
Have you gotten
to read my script yet?

589
00:51:34.745 --> 00:51:37.047
No, but I wanted
to be totally focused

590
00:51:37.114 --> 00:51:40.050
on where I was first instead
of giving it a sloppy read

591
00:51:40.117 --> 00:51:42.453
while I'm in the middle
of a major job switch

592
00:51:42.520 --> 00:51:44.355
and the phone
is ringing off the hook

593
00:51:44.422 --> 00:51:46.757
and I've got, like,
5,000 e-mails

594
00:51:46.824 --> 00:51:49.627
and Variety...
Yada, yada, yada.

595
00:51:49.694 --> 00:51:51.929
So when do you think
you'll get around to reading it?

596
00:51:51.996 --> 00:51:55.165
First, I want to hand you
over to Carol Steinhardt.

597
00:51:55.300 --> 00:51:58.369
She's super excited about
taking over as your agent,

598
00:51:58.436 --> 00:52:00.805
provided you feel
cool about that.

599
00:52:00.871 --> 00:52:03.173
She's hot,
she's young, she's smart...

600
00:52:03.308 --> 00:52:04.375
Straight out of Harvard.

601
00:52:04.442 --> 00:52:06.311
She's a major up-and-comer.

602
00:52:06.311 --> 00:52:07.945
You're gonna totally click.

603
00:52:08.012 --> 00:52:09.780
So Carol's gonna read it first?

604
00:52:09.847 --> 00:52:13.651
Right now
I think that's your best move.

605
00:52:13.718 --> 00:52:16.621
Speaking off the record
as your friend.

606
00:52:16.687 --> 00:52:18.188
I'm gonna tell her
to give you a call

607
00:52:18.323 --> 00:52:19.657
as soon as we hang up.

608
00:52:19.724 --> 00:52:21.392
Er, wait.
Kara?

609
00:52:21.459 --> 00:52:22.993
I'm here, yes.

610
00:52:23.060 --> 00:52:25.630
See if you can get
Carol Steinhardt right now.

611
00:52:25.696 --> 00:52:26.997
Oh, okay.

612
00:52:27.064 --> 00:52:28.366
Really this is the best thing

613
00:52:28.433 --> 00:52:29.734
that could ever
have happened to you.

614
00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:31.602
I'm, like, so happy for you.

615
00:52:31.669 --> 00:52:33.638
- She's on a conference call.
- Oh, okay, listen.

616
00:52:33.704 --> 00:52:35.205
It's all gonna work out great.

617
00:52:35.340 --> 00:52:36.674
Promise.
Now I got to run.

618
00:52:36.741 --> 00:52:39.344
But I'll talk to you soon,
my friend.

619
00:52:47.352 --> 00:52:48.953
You need to exercise.

620
00:52:53.358 --> 00:52:54.925
I walk my dog.

621
00:52:57.094 --> 00:52:59.063
Exercise.

622
00:53:04.869 --> 00:53:06.671
I can't.

623
00:53:08.506 --> 00:53:11.376
Work out.

624
00:53:11.376 --> 00:53:13.378
Lose weight.

625
00:53:25.790 --> 00:53:29.394
I can't.

626
00:53:29.394 --> 00:53:31.729
You're a ticking time bomb.

627
00:54:14.338 --> 00:54:15.773
Hello?

628
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:18.676
- Hi, is this Dave Schmerz?
- Yes.

629
00:54:18.743 --> 00:54:20.911
Please hold. I have
Carol Steinhardt for you.

630
00:54:20.978 --> 00:54:23.781
So nice to connect
with you at last, Dave.

631
00:54:23.848 --> 00:54:25.883
Things have been, like,
so crazy here at the agency.

632
00:54:25.950 --> 00:54:28.352
But, tell me,
how are you doing?

633
00:54:28.453 --> 00:54:30.220
Well, I don't have cancer.

634
00:54:30.287 --> 00:54:33.157
Oh, gee!

635
00:54:33.223 --> 00:54:34.559
Trey warned me about you.

636
00:54:34.625 --> 00:54:37.462
- So how are things going?
- Oh, my God.

637
00:54:37.528 --> 00:54:39.229
You can't...
Okay, well, listen now.

638
00:54:39.296 --> 00:54:40.798
Are you sitting down?

639
00:54:40.865 --> 00:54:42.266
Yeah.

640
00:54:42.332 --> 00:54:47.137
I slipped a copy of your
script over to DreamWorks.

641
00:54:47.204 --> 00:54:48.606
Oh.

642
00:54:48.673 --> 00:54:50.775
So when do you think
they'll read it by?

643
00:54:50.841 --> 00:54:53.010
I should know by Monday.
I mean, really,

644
00:54:53.077 --> 00:54:55.646
they are desperate
for new material.

645
00:54:55.713 --> 00:54:58.248
- Uh, did you read it?
- Dave, are you kidding me?

646
00:54:58.315 --> 00:55:00.250
Oh, my God, it's genius!

647
00:55:00.317 --> 00:55:01.552
Hilarious!

648
00:55:01.619 --> 00:55:02.920
I'm telling you, the script

649
00:55:02.987 --> 00:55:05.490
is going to be
a game changer for you.

650
00:55:05.523 --> 00:55:06.924
Oh, gee!

651
00:55:06.991 --> 00:55:08.993
Because I was really worried
about the third act

652
00:55:09.059 --> 00:55:11.629
where DooBee disguises himself
as his mother-in-law

653
00:55:11.696 --> 00:55:13.564
and the Mafia chases him
and then suddenly...

654
00:55:13.631 --> 00:55:15.032
List...
Oh, listen, Dave, honey,

655
00:55:15.099 --> 00:55:16.934
that's DreamWorks
on the other line.

656
00:55:17.001 --> 00:55:19.737
I'm gonna have to jump
onto that. Talk soon!

657
00:55:23.808 --> 00:55:25.175
Hey.

658
00:55:25.242 --> 00:55:27.311
Dave.

659
00:55:27.377 --> 00:55:29.079
Thanks for dropping by.

660
00:55:29.146 --> 00:55:31.381
I got a message you wanted me
to come talk with you.

661
00:55:31.516 --> 00:55:32.850
Come sit down.

662
00:55:32.917 --> 00:55:36.587
Don't worry,
it's really nothing so serious.

663
00:55:36.654 --> 00:55:38.422
Can I get you something
to drink?

664
00:55:38.523 --> 00:55:40.858
Coffee?
No, I'm good.

665
00:55:40.925 --> 00:55:42.827
Good.

666
00:55:42.893 --> 00:55:44.061
So...

667
00:55:44.128 --> 00:55:46.430
how are things
going with your screenplay?

668
00:55:46.531 --> 00:55:48.533
Things are happening.

669
00:55:49.534 --> 00:55:51.135
Good.

670
00:55:51.201 --> 00:55:52.169
Good!

671
00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:56.006
Oh, I'm sorry

672
00:55:56.073 --> 00:55:59.009
that I had to drop
out of that interview

673
00:55:59.076 --> 00:56:00.444
last week, the student.

674
00:56:00.545 --> 00:56:02.547
Nah.
I understood.

675
00:56:02.613 --> 00:56:04.682
Totally cool.

676
00:56:04.749 --> 00:56:06.383
Things are happening.

677
00:56:06.450 --> 00:56:08.352
I get it.

678
00:56:08.418 --> 00:56:12.022
Listen... we have a surprise
director

679
00:56:12.089 --> 00:56:13.991
coming this evening
for the Director Series,

680
00:56:14.058 --> 00:56:17.562
and I know you're not required
to show up for these things,

681
00:56:17.562 --> 00:56:20.230
but I'd really like it
if you did,

682
00:56:20.297 --> 00:56:21.899
as a favor.

683
00:56:21.966 --> 00:56:25.235
I really need a good turnout.

684
00:56:25.302 --> 00:56:27.605
Oh, I can show up.

685
00:56:27.672 --> 00:56:30.074
That's what you want?

686
00:56:30.140 --> 00:56:31.241
Fill a seat?

687
00:56:33.143 --> 00:56:35.079
Thanks, Dave.

688
00:56:40.450 --> 00:56:43.253
Is that all?

689
00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:45.089
Actually...

690
00:56:45.155 --> 00:56:46.924
there is something else.

691
00:56:46.991 --> 00:56:49.894
I've gotten a few reports,

692
00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:53.898
e-mails from some faculty,
some students.

693
00:56:53.964 --> 00:56:56.100
Who?

694
00:56:56.166 --> 00:56:58.669
They're not happy
with your performance here.

695
00:57:00.738 --> 00:57:01.906
What did I do wrong?

696
00:57:01.972 --> 00:57:04.208
You didn't do anything wrong.

697
00:57:04.274 --> 00:57:05.843
It's just...

698
00:57:05.910 --> 00:57:08.646
the general consensus is...

699
00:57:08.713 --> 00:57:11.616
you're a little too negative.

700
00:57:11.682 --> 00:57:13.450
General consensus?

701
00:57:13.517 --> 00:57:15.219
Well,
not everyone's complaining.

702
00:57:15.285 --> 00:57:16.453
It's...

703
00:57:16.520 --> 00:57:19.624
just there are always a few...

704
00:57:19.657 --> 00:57:21.058
complainers.

705
00:57:21.125 --> 00:57:23.260
So they're being negative
about me?

706
00:57:23.327 --> 00:57:26.931
Look, Dave, I'm talking
to you as your friend.

707
00:57:26.997 --> 00:57:29.834
I know you're a great
teacher here.

708
00:57:29.900 --> 00:57:32.369
I helped push
to keep you full time.

709
00:57:32.436 --> 00:57:35.372
"Celebrity Schmelebrity"
is a terrific script.

710
00:57:35.439 --> 00:57:36.841
It's a piece of shit.

711
00:57:42.379 --> 00:57:44.682
I tried to do something good.

712
00:57:46.784 --> 00:57:49.119
It's... something...

713
00:57:57.662 --> 00:58:01.331
Get into my childhood.

714
00:58:01.398 --> 00:58:04.534
Get into some...

715
00:58:04.669 --> 00:58:06.837
Something real.

716
00:58:11.441 --> 00:58:14.544
Real stuff.

717
00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:16.380
Pain.

718
00:58:20.150 --> 00:58:21.886
Memories.

719
00:58:27.024 --> 00:58:28.693
Dreams.

720
00:58:31.696 --> 00:58:33.931
But I wanted it to be funny.

721
00:58:37.835 --> 00:58:39.737
I wanted people to like it.

722
00:58:41.706 --> 00:58:43.708
I wanted it to sell.

723
00:58:53.483 --> 00:58:58.522
So I threw in
the mixed-up identities...

724
00:58:58.588 --> 00:59:03.360
I threw in the sex jokes.

725
00:59:03.427 --> 00:59:05.796
The Mafia.

726
00:59:10.835 --> 00:59:12.737
A little schtick.

727
00:59:16.473 --> 00:59:18.743
Everyone loves a little schtick.

728
00:59:23.781 --> 00:59:26.083
You're not tenured.

729
00:59:26.150 --> 00:59:27.818
This is a new administration.

730
00:59:27.885 --> 00:59:29.887
Shapiro's out.

731
00:59:29.954 --> 00:59:32.089
Brenner's gone.
Wienstein's gone.

732
00:59:32.156 --> 00:59:34.391
Horrowitz and Mandell, gone.

733
00:59:34.458 --> 00:59:35.993
There's only so much

734
00:59:36.060 --> 00:59:38.863
I can do if you don't put forth
a more positive attitude.

735
00:59:38.929 --> 00:59:42.099
Show people
that you really care.

736
00:59:47.805 --> 00:59:49.774
Show people.

737
00:59:56.080 --> 00:59:59.349
Thank you, thank you.

738
00:59:59.416 --> 01:00:02.787
Thank you.
Oh.

739
01:00:02.853 --> 01:00:04.554
The students and faculty

740
01:00:04.621 --> 01:00:08.158
are all so delighted
to have you with us today.

741
01:00:08.225 --> 01:00:09.960
As an alumnus,

742
01:00:10.027 --> 01:00:12.596
you serve
as a real-life inspiration.

743
01:00:12.662 --> 01:00:14.965
You've shown how it is,
in fact,

744
01:00:15.032 --> 01:00:19.236
possible to achieve success
after film school.

745
01:00:19.303 --> 01:00:20.337
Yes.

746
01:00:20.404 --> 01:00:23.373
But really
all I did was make a movie.

747
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:26.543
One movie.
Luck is such a big factor.

748
01:00:26.610 --> 01:00:29.479
Yes, but talent doesn't hurt.

749
01:00:29.546 --> 01:00:32.682
- Well...
- Tell me,

750
01:00:32.749 --> 01:00:36.353
how do you feel about
your film school experience?

751
01:00:36.420 --> 01:00:37.521
I mean,

752
01:00:37.587 --> 01:00:40.357
how did it prepare you
for the real world?

753
01:00:40.424 --> 01:00:43.427
Nothing can prepare you
for the real world.

754
01:00:43.493 --> 01:00:46.931
Yes,
but what would you advise

755
01:00:46.997 --> 01:00:50.634
the students here
today who want to make movies,

756
01:00:50.700 --> 01:00:52.469
be like you?

757
01:00:52.536 --> 01:00:53.838
My advice?

758
01:00:53.904 --> 01:00:55.072
Drop out.

759
01:00:55.139 --> 01:00:57.842
Drop out and make a movie.

760
01:00:57.875 --> 01:01:00.544
You learn by doing.

761
01:01:00.610 --> 01:01:02.847
Class time is a waste.

762
01:01:02.913 --> 01:01:04.181
But, really,

763
01:01:04.248 --> 01:01:06.917
are you saying
you learned nothing here?

764
01:01:06.984 --> 01:01:09.753
Maybe some storytelling
techniques,

765
01:01:09.854 --> 01:01:11.688
screenwriting approaches?

766
01:01:11.755 --> 01:01:14.224
What if? Then what?

767
01:01:20.764 --> 01:01:23.100
I mean, no offense, but...

768
01:01:24.334 --> 01:01:25.302
Shit.

769
01:01:25.369 --> 01:01:27.771
Is Schmerz
still teaching here?

770
01:01:48.625 --> 01:01:51.595
You have reached
the office of Carol Steinhardt.

771
01:01:51.661 --> 01:01:53.898
Our office hours are Monday
through Friday,

772
01:01:53.931 --> 01:01:55.799
9:00 AM to 6:00 PM.

773
01:01:55.900 --> 01:01:59.303
Please leave a message telling
us your name, phone number,

774
01:01:59.369 --> 01:02:02.372
and purpose for calling
at the sound of the beep.

775
01:02:02.439 --> 01:02:03.707
Thank you.

776
01:02:06.610 --> 01:02:08.678
Carol...

777
01:02:08.745 --> 01:02:10.547
it's Dave Schmerz.

778
01:02:16.954 --> 01:02:19.223
I love you.

779
01:03:33.063 --> 01:03:36.400
Go on, I'm listening.

780
01:03:36.466 --> 01:03:38.902
Well, the thing is
I just don't understand

781
01:03:39.003 --> 01:03:40.870
why I can't write
a script about identity.

782
01:03:41.005 --> 01:03:42.439
What about identity?

783
01:03:42.506 --> 01:03:44.441
I mean, identity
in terms of gender.

784
01:03:44.508 --> 01:03:46.076
Its fluidity.

785
01:03:46.143 --> 01:03:47.911
I've been wanting
to apply '90s queer theory

786
01:03:48.012 --> 01:03:49.379
from a race perspective,
as well,

787
01:03:49.446 --> 01:03:51.581
but after reading
"Epistemology of the Closet,"

788
01:03:51.648 --> 01:03:53.017
I'm just not sure

789
01:03:53.083 --> 01:03:56.286
how to go about the problem
of cohesion and structure.

790
01:04:03.060 --> 01:04:04.794
Look...

791
01:04:04.861 --> 01:04:07.031
you know what I'm gonna say.

792
01:04:07.097 --> 01:04:10.100
You got to have a "what if."

793
01:04:10.167 --> 01:04:12.236
Simple as that.

794
01:04:12.302 --> 01:04:15.139
What if you got locked
out of your house?

795
01:04:15.205 --> 01:04:17.041
What if your girlfriend
cheated on you?

796
01:04:17.107 --> 01:04:19.043
What if you won the lottery?

797
01:04:19.109 --> 01:04:22.346
Then you would have a story.

798
01:04:22.412 --> 01:04:27.051
Then you would be in business.

799
01:04:27.084 --> 01:04:29.419
- I don't know.
- I know.

800
01:04:32.322 --> 01:04:35.225
Thanks for your time,
Professor Schmerz.

801
01:04:59.083 --> 01:05:01.085
Hey, Zeno...

802
01:05:01.118 --> 01:05:03.587
how'd it go with Schmerz?

803
01:05:03.653 --> 01:05:06.556
I'm dropping out.

804
01:05:06.623 --> 01:05:08.925
What did he say?

805
01:05:08.992 --> 01:05:10.260
What if.

806
01:05:10.327 --> 01:05:12.562
Fuck that shit.
I mean, like,

807
01:05:12.629 --> 01:05:14.964
what if you taught
script writing at a film school

808
01:05:15.099 --> 01:05:16.600
and had no fucking talent?

809
01:05:16.666 --> 01:05:19.269
What if you wrote,
like, one movie 19 years ago

810
01:05:19.336 --> 01:05:20.604
and it was a piece of shit?

811
01:05:20.670 --> 01:05:22.939
What if you had
incurable halitosis?

812
01:05:23.006 --> 01:05:24.608
At least he's got an agent.

813
01:05:24.674 --> 01:05:26.643
Big fuck.
My ex-boyfriend's an agent.

814
01:05:26.710 --> 01:05:28.712
The school
should get rid of him.

815
01:05:28.778 --> 01:05:32.616
It's just somehow everything
he suggests seems totally lame.

816
01:05:33.683 --> 01:05:35.452
Like, it's all shtick.

817
01:05:35.519 --> 01:05:36.753
He's probably got, like,

818
01:05:36.820 --> 01:05:39.123
the box set
to "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

819
01:05:39.189 --> 01:05:41.358
- Or "Seinfeld."
- Or Woody Allen.

820
01:05:41.425 --> 01:05:43.493
He's such a homophobe.

821
01:05:43.560 --> 01:05:45.162
He's an idiot,
and he's old.

822
01:05:45.229 --> 01:05:47.197
He's a dinosaur.

823
01:05:58.808 --> 01:06:01.178
Look, I read your script.
It's good.

824
01:06:01.245 --> 01:06:04.214
It's transgressive.

825
01:06:04.281 --> 01:06:06.616
- Thanks.
- I want to start a petition.

826
01:06:06.683 --> 01:06:08.352
I already talked to Phillips
about it...

827
01:06:08.418 --> 01:06:10.220
My uncle's on the board.

828
01:06:10.287 --> 01:06:11.955
I'm just,
like, done with this shit.

829
01:06:12.021 --> 01:06:13.657
He's so out of here.

830
01:06:13.723 --> 01:06:16.693
- Yeah, but, like, what if...
- What if what?

831
01:06:25.802 --> 01:06:28.772
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!

832
01:07:49.118 --> 01:07:51.255
I.D.?

833
01:08:18.147 --> 01:08:20.450
Are you David Schmerz?

834
01:08:23.287 --> 01:08:25.322
What if I am?

835
01:08:26.990 --> 01:08:28.458
Then what?

836
01:09:02.225 --> 01:09:05.094
You did what?

837
01:09:05.161 --> 01:09:06.496
Cheese!

838
01:09:33.357 --> 01:09:35.124
Hi, Nana, it's Zoe.

839
01:09:35.191 --> 01:09:37.927
Um, listen, I'm just
running a little bit late,

840
01:09:37.994 --> 01:09:40.697
but I should definitely
be there in, like, in 20...

841
01:09:40.764 --> 01:09:42.632
20, 30 minutes tops, okay?

842
01:09:42.699 --> 01:09:45.369
And I'll...
I'll see you soon, okay?

843
01:09:45.435 --> 01:09:47.404
Okay, I love you.

844
01:10:09.393 --> 01:10:11.728
This way. This way.

845
01:10:15.131 --> 01:10:17.200
Yvette! Hi!

846
01:10:17.266 --> 01:10:20.670
Hi.

847
01:10:20.737 --> 01:10:22.872
Nana!
I'm sorry I'm late.

848
01:10:22.939 --> 01:10:26.676
Just the traffic
and now with that new highway...

849
01:10:26.743 --> 01:10:28.912
Hi.

850
01:10:28.978 --> 01:10:31.681
Oh, let me introduce you.
This is Fantasy.

851
01:10:31.748 --> 01:10:32.882
Hey.

852
01:10:32.949 --> 01:10:34.784
That's his actual name.
He's, um...

853
01:10:34.851 --> 01:10:37.220
He's got a sister called Dream.

854
01:10:37.286 --> 01:10:40.089
So...

855
01:10:40.156 --> 01:10:41.925
Yvette!

856
01:10:49.265 --> 01:10:51.067
Kaopectate.

857
01:11:04.047 --> 01:11:05.849
You look really good.

858
01:11:05.915 --> 01:11:07.884
Huh?

859
01:11:07.951 --> 01:11:09.986
I said you're
looking really good.

860
01:11:10.053 --> 01:11:11.488
I heard you.

861
01:11:13.557 --> 01:11:16.460
Fantasy is an artist.

862
01:11:16.493 --> 01:11:17.694
Like Picasso.

863
01:11:17.761 --> 01:11:19.463
He was just in this group show,

864
01:11:19.529 --> 01:11:21.998
and it got mentioned in
"Artforum" 30 Under 30.

865
01:11:22.065 --> 01:11:26.903
And he was a finalist
for a Guggenheim last year.

866
01:11:26.970 --> 01:11:28.538
Oh, I got robbed.

867
01:11:28.605 --> 01:11:30.139
You know,
Nana used to do some painting

868
01:11:30.206 --> 01:11:31.808
when she was young.
Didn't you, Nana?

869
01:11:31.875 --> 01:11:35.512
I posed nude
and spread my legs.

870
01:11:36.546 --> 01:11:38.047
That's cool.

871
01:11:39.483 --> 01:11:41.350
Yeah, Fantasy is actually, um,

872
01:11:41.485 --> 01:11:43.853
he's involved
in installation work.

873
01:11:43.920 --> 01:11:46.923
Not... Not type specific,
but more like mixed media.

874
01:11:46.990 --> 01:11:49.993
And, um, he actually
finds these dead animals,

875
01:11:50.059 --> 01:11:51.394
and he embalms them,

876
01:11:51.495 --> 01:11:52.996
and then he sort of
roboticizes them

877
01:11:53.062 --> 01:11:56.132
into these, like,
audio sculptural sort of...

878
01:11:56.199 --> 01:11:59.368
- I'm interested in mortality.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

879
01:11:59.503 --> 01:12:00.804
I mean his work is...

880
01:12:00.870 --> 01:12:03.039
very exploratory,
very controversial.

881
01:12:03.106 --> 01:12:04.841
And you might be thinking
that it's sort of

882
01:12:04.908 --> 01:12:06.710
like a Damien Hirst derivative,
but it's...

883
01:12:06.776 --> 01:12:09.378
Fuck that derivative shit!

884
01:12:11.180 --> 01:12:13.182
But it... But it...
But his work is...

885
01:12:13.249 --> 01:12:16.720
Motherfuckers.

886
01:12:16.786 --> 01:12:20.023
His work is actually
very, um...

887
01:12:20.089 --> 01:12:24.528
you know, social welfare,
income gap, inequality oriented.

888
01:12:24.528 --> 01:12:26.229
Fuck Damien Hirst!

889
01:13:09.939 --> 01:13:13.577
Thanks.

890
01:13:23.787 --> 01:13:26.623
I think it's really great
that you got a new dog,

891
01:13:26.690 --> 01:13:28.124
and it's so cute!

892
01:13:28.191 --> 01:13:31.460
I mean, I think that everyone
should have a pet.

893
01:13:31.595 --> 01:13:33.496
What's its name?

894
01:13:33.597 --> 01:13:35.599
Cancer.

895
01:13:38.868 --> 01:13:42.038
Wait, wait, um...
Why would...

896
01:13:42.105 --> 01:13:44.207
you name it that?

897
01:13:44.273 --> 01:13:46.610
It felt right.

898
01:13:46.610 --> 01:13:49.445
Wait...

899
01:13:49.512 --> 01:13:51.180
Nana, are y... are you?

900
01:13:51.247 --> 01:13:53.382
Everyone's dying.

901
01:13:53.449 --> 01:13:55.018
- I'm going outside.
- Here.

902
01:13:55.084 --> 01:13:58.187
Take Cancer with you.
She has to go.

903
01:14:11.901 --> 01:14:14.638
Um, there's all of
this traffic now,

904
01:14:14.638 --> 01:14:16.640
and it used to be so quiet here

905
01:14:16.673 --> 01:14:18.174
and peaceful and...

906
01:14:18.241 --> 01:14:20.777
sound of bird calls.

907
01:14:27.516 --> 01:14:29.986
Do you ever think about moving?

908
01:14:30.053 --> 01:14:31.454
No.

909
01:14:31.520 --> 01:14:33.222
But the highway...

910
01:14:38.194 --> 01:14:39.663
Oh, um...

911
01:14:39.663 --> 01:14:42.065
I got you a little present.

912
01:14:44.133 --> 01:14:46.569
What for?

913
01:14:46.670 --> 01:14:49.305
I just thought, you know...

914
01:14:49.372 --> 01:14:51.374
crazy, spur of the moment.

915
01:14:54.678 --> 01:14:56.112
Here, open it.

916
01:14:56.179 --> 01:14:59.115
You open it.

917
01:14:59.182 --> 01:15:00.984
Yeah, okay.

918
01:15:04.153 --> 01:15:05.588
It's, um...

919
01:15:05.689 --> 01:15:07.691
It's an ostrich egg.

920
01:15:10.126 --> 01:15:11.394
It's... It's...

921
01:15:11.460 --> 01:15:14.397
It's supposed to be
like a delicacy in South Africa.

922
01:15:14.463 --> 01:15:19.035
People worship it there,
and you can fry it or poach it

923
01:15:19.102 --> 01:15:22.972
or scramble it or,
you know, pickle it or...

924
01:15:23.039 --> 01:15:24.007
Yvette?

925
01:15:40.757 --> 01:15:42.625
Just be super careful
with it, Yvette.

926
01:15:42.726 --> 01:15:44.493
It's just really delicate.

927
01:16:09.986 --> 01:16:12.455
I got a part in a movie.

928
01:16:12.521 --> 01:16:13.757
It's a speaking part.

929
01:16:13.757 --> 01:16:16.993
Um, I play...

930
01:16:17.060 --> 01:16:19.896
a crack whore,
but it's very emotional,

931
01:16:19.963 --> 01:16:21.430
super tender.

932
01:16:21.497 --> 01:16:23.266
Very tender.

933
01:16:23.332 --> 01:16:25.268
And it's two scenes.

934
01:16:32.675 --> 01:16:36.212
Nana, I know that I haven't been
to visit you in a while.

935
01:16:36.279 --> 01:16:39.182
When was the last time
you came by?

936
01:16:39.248 --> 01:16:42.518
I don't know.

937
01:16:42.585 --> 01:16:44.353
Three years.

938
01:16:46.689 --> 01:16:49.959
Four.

939
01:16:50.026 --> 01:16:52.228
How much do you need this time?

940
01:16:56.565 --> 01:16:58.334
10,000.

941
01:17:00.804 --> 01:17:02.972
But it's not 'cause of drugs.

942
01:17:03.039 --> 01:17:05.174
It's just this could be such
a big deal for Fantasy.

943
01:17:05.241 --> 01:17:08.711
You know, in this moment
of his career and he's...

944
01:17:08.812 --> 01:17:11.614
You know, he's worked so hard
and he's so sensitive inside.

945
01:17:11.680 --> 01:17:13.917
And it's...
It's for a really,

946
01:17:13.983 --> 01:17:16.052
really good cause.

947
01:17:46.615 --> 01:17:49.252
How's your dad?

948
01:17:49.318 --> 01:17:50.920
He's in...

949
01:17:50.987 --> 01:17:53.556
California, I think.

950
01:17:55.859 --> 01:17:59.328
When was the last time
you saw him?

951
01:17:59.395 --> 01:18:00.997
We don't speak.

952
01:18:04.333 --> 01:18:08.071
- When are you getting married?
- I don't know.

953
01:18:08.137 --> 01:18:10.039
Um...
You know,

954
01:18:10.106 --> 01:18:13.742
there's just so much stuff
going on right now, and...

955
01:18:13.877 --> 01:18:16.012
Fantasy and I are kind
of just taking things easy,

956
01:18:16.079 --> 01:18:18.547
you know,
'cause there's no rush, like...

957
01:18:18.614 --> 01:18:20.516
I mean, I'm still young, so...

958
01:18:20.583 --> 01:18:22.251
Don't kid yourself.

959
01:18:27.623 --> 01:18:28.992
Um, you just...

960
01:18:29.058 --> 01:18:31.594
You just forgot to fill out
the amount.

961
01:18:31.660 --> 01:18:32.962
No, you fill it out.

962
01:18:33.029 --> 01:18:35.131
I'm no good with numbers.

963
01:18:45.942 --> 01:18:47.911
I'm worried that...

964
01:18:51.447 --> 01:18:55.952
I'm worried that Fantasy
isn't faithful to me.

965
01:19:06.362 --> 01:19:09.132
Yo, Zoe!

966
01:19:09.198 --> 01:19:11.634
That's him.
I got to go.

967
01:19:17.006 --> 01:19:19.008
Bye, Nana!
We'll be back soon.

968
01:19:19.075 --> 01:19:21.277
Thank you!

969
01:20:16.732 --> 01:20:19.068
What happened to you?

970
01:20:20.836 --> 01:20:22.571
I got old.

971
01:20:22.638 --> 01:20:26.242
- I don't want to be old.
- Don't worry.

972
01:20:26.309 --> 01:20:29.512
It will happen so fast,
you won't even know it happened.

973
01:20:32.048 --> 01:20:35.985
Do I have to get wrinkles?

974
01:20:36.052 --> 01:20:37.886
They're not so bad.

975
01:20:37.953 --> 01:20:40.923
Yes, they are.

976
01:20:40.990 --> 01:20:42.992
Well, you can always
have work done.

977
01:20:43.059 --> 01:20:46.629
You mean Botox?

978
01:20:51.767 --> 01:20:53.502
Who are all these children?

979
01:20:53.569 --> 01:20:55.104
You.

980
01:20:55.171 --> 01:20:57.206
They're all you.

981
01:20:57.273 --> 01:20:59.375
All the different lives
you could have had

982
01:20:59.442 --> 01:21:02.078
if you hadn't chosen
the life you chose.

983
01:21:02.145 --> 01:21:03.779
But I didn't choose.

984
01:21:03.846 --> 01:21:08.151
That's you if you had
continued studying art.

985
01:21:08.217 --> 01:21:12.488
And that's you if you had
married your true love.

986
01:21:12.555 --> 01:21:16.392
And that's you
if you had forgiven your mother.

987
01:21:16.459 --> 01:21:20.963
So many years
you never got to know.

988
01:21:21.064 --> 01:21:23.866
- Hello.
- Hello.

989
01:21:23.932 --> 01:21:26.502
- Hello.
- Hello.

990
01:21:26.569 --> 01:21:27.736
And that's you

991
01:21:27.803 --> 01:21:30.139
if you'd shown kindness
to your daughter.

992
01:21:30.206 --> 01:21:31.707
And that's you

993
01:21:31.774 --> 01:21:35.144
if you'd learned
to overlook others' flaws.

994
01:21:35.211 --> 01:21:39.648
And you if you hadn't
given up on life.

995
01:21:39.715 --> 01:21:40.849
- Hello.
- Hello.

996
01:21:40.916 --> 01:21:44.853
- Hello.
- Hello. Hello.

997
01:21:44.920 --> 01:21:48.591
And here's you if you'd ever
liked other people.

998
01:21:48.657 --> 01:21:52.295
And you
if you'd ever liked yourself.

999
01:21:52.361 --> 01:21:55.498
You if you left bigger tips.

1000
01:21:55.564 --> 01:21:57.800
- Hello.
- Hello.

1001
01:21:57.866 --> 01:21:59.535
- Hello.
- Hello.

1002
01:21:59.602 --> 01:22:03.172
And now it's time
to say good-bye.

1003
01:22:03.239 --> 01:22:05.608
- No.
- But you have to.

1004
01:22:05.674 --> 01:22:08.544
- You have to.
- You have to.

1005
01:22:08.611 --> 01:22:09.978
No!

1006
01:22:10.113 --> 01:22:13.916
- Everything has a beginning.
- And everything has an end.

1007
01:22:13.982 --> 01:22:17.120
No! No!

1008
01:22:17.153 --> 01:22:19.488
No! N...

1009
01:22:34.437 --> 01:22:36.605
Cancer?

1010
01:22:37.940 --> 01:22:39.408
Cancer?

1011
01:22:47.183 --> 01:22:48.517
Cancer?

1012
01:22:52.521 --> 01:22:53.856
Cancer?

1013
01:24:53.409 --> 01:24:54.910
♪ Now long ago ♪

1014
01:24:54.977 --> 01:25:00.316
♪ This land was just
a-waiting to be found ♪

1015
01:25:00.383 --> 01:25:02.551
♪ No one's eyes
had seen the vistas ♪

1016
01:25:02.618 --> 01:25:07.456
♪ And no feet had touched
the ground ♪

1017
01:25:07.523 --> 01:25:09.658
♪ The eagle and the sparrow ♪

1018
01:25:09.725 --> 01:25:13.296
♪ Were the only ones
who'd seen ♪

1019
01:25:13.296 --> 01:25:15.498
♪ The purple of the mountains ♪

1020
01:25:15.564 --> 01:25:21.169
♪ And the valleys
lush and green ♪

1021
01:25:21.304 --> 01:25:28.344
♪ But on wagon and on foot,
the pioneers began to roam ♪

1022
01:25:28.411 --> 01:25:31.046
♪ Crossing mountains,
forging rivers ♪

1023
01:25:31.113 --> 01:25:35.618
♪ On a quest to find a home ♪

1024
01:25:35.684 --> 01:25:37.686
♪ They all had band together ♪

1025
01:25:37.753 --> 01:25:41.089
♪ Ah, but legends
walk alone ♪

1026
01:25:41.156 --> 01:25:43.592
♪ On the trail
for something better ♪

1027
01:25:43.659 --> 01:25:47.162
♪ And a place
to call their own ♪

1028
01:25:47.229 --> 01:25:51.900
♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪

1029
01:25:51.967 --> 01:25:56.405
♪ She soldiers on where angels
fear to tread ♪

1030
01:25:56.472 --> 01:26:01.043
♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪

1031
01:26:01.109 --> 01:26:03.812
♪ Just looking for
some shelter ♪

1032
01:26:03.879 --> 01:26:08.851
♪ And a place
to rest her head ♪

1033
01:26:14.357 --> 01:26:16.459
♪ Some see her on the highways ♪

1034
01:26:16.525 --> 01:26:19.227
♪ Like a phantom
passing through ♪

1035
01:26:19.362 --> 01:26:20.996
♪ Phantom passing through ♪

1036
01:26:21.063 --> 01:26:23.098
♪ But she never stays
for long ♪

1037
01:26:23.165 --> 01:26:26.101
♪ She's on the scent
of something new ♪

1038
01:26:26.168 --> 01:26:28.437
♪ Scent of something,
scent of something new ♪

1039
01:26:28.504 --> 01:26:30.506
♪ Now some have tried
to name her ♪

1040
01:26:30.573 --> 01:26:33.141
♪ But she never stayed
for long ♪

1041
01:26:33.208 --> 01:26:34.510
♪ Long ♪

1042
01:26:34.577 --> 01:26:36.445
♪ And some have
tried to tame her ♪

1043
01:26:36.512 --> 01:26:39.682
♪ Like the singer of this song ♪

1044
01:26:39.748 --> 01:26:44.653
♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪

1045
01:26:44.720 --> 01:26:49.124
♪ Like wildfire, her myth
and legend spread ♪

1046
01:26:49.191 --> 01:26:53.662
♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪

1047
01:26:53.729 --> 01:26:56.499
♪ Just looking
for some shelter ♪

1048
01:26:56.565 --> 01:26:59.902
♪ And a place to rest her head ♪

1049
01:26:59.968 --> 01:27:02.204
♪ A place to rest her head ♪

1050
01:27:02.270 --> 01:27:06.842
♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪

1051
01:27:06.909 --> 01:27:09.512
♪ Like wildfire, her myth
and legend spread ♪

1052
01:27:09.578 --> 01:27:11.414
♪ Her myth and legend spread ♪

1053
01:27:11.414 --> 01:27:16.419
♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪

1054
01:27:16.485 --> 01:27:18.621
♪ Just looking
for some shelter ♪

1055
01:27:18.687 --> 01:27:24.727
♪ And a place to rest her head ♪

1056
01:27:24.793 --> 01:27:26.629
♪ Whoo ♪

1057
01:27:26.695 --> 01:27:29.331
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

1058
01:27:29.432 --> 01:27:31.567
♪ Ooh ooh ♪

1059
01:27:31.634 --> 01:27:33.636
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

1060
01:27:33.702 --> 01:27:36.171
♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪

1061
01:27:36.238 --> 01:27:38.206
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

1062
01:27:38.273 --> 01:27:43.779
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh-ooh-ooh ooh ♪

										
 




  

 
    
    
 
    
  										
It's. um...

919
01:15:05.689 --> 01:15:07.691
It's an ostrich egg.

920
01:15:10.126 --> 01:15:11.394
It's... It's...

921
01:15:11.460 --> 01:15:14.397
It's supposed to be
like a delicacy in South Africa.

922
01:15:14.463 --> 01:15:19.035
People worship it there,
and you can fry it or poach it

923
01:15:19.102 --> 01:15:22.972
or scramble it or,
you know, pickle it or...

924
01:15:23.039 --> 01:15:24.007
Yvette?

925
01:15:40.757 --> 01:15:42.625
Just be super careful
with it, Yvette.

926
01:15:42.726 --> 01:15:44.493
It's just really delicate.

927
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I got a part in a mov