1 00:04:12,239 --> 00:04:14,107 Remi! 2 00:04:14,174 --> 00:04:16,276 Remi, look! 3 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,579 I got you a surprise. 4 00:04:21,281 --> 00:04:23,016 Wiener-Dog! 5 00:04:28,756 --> 00:04:31,258 Now who's gonna walk it? 6 00:04:31,324 --> 00:04:33,260 I'll walk it. 7 00:04:33,326 --> 00:04:34,828 And Remi will pitch in, too. 8 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,564 You don't have to if you don't want to. 9 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:37,898 Damn right I don't have to. 10 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:39,533 But tell me who's going to clean up 11 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,034 after it shits all over the living room floor. 12 00:04:41,101 --> 00:04:43,804 Remi understands. He's not a little kid. 13 00:04:43,871 --> 00:04:46,106 He's a fucking survivor! 14 00:04:50,644 --> 00:04:52,813 His hair is all grown back. 15 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,482 The doctor said it would be fine 16 00:04:54,515 --> 00:04:57,050 as long as he keeps up with the blood work. 17 00:04:57,117 --> 00:04:59,720 And now he's got all summer to learn how to housebreak it. 18 00:04:59,787 --> 00:05:02,490 It's gonna be good for him. 19 00:05:02,556 --> 00:05:04,525 Fucking asshole. 20 00:05:32,185 --> 00:05:34,354 Shh. It's okay. 21 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,089 It's okay, Wiener-Dog. 22 00:05:36,156 --> 00:05:37,658 I'm here. 23 00:05:39,527 --> 00:05:41,294 Shh. 24 00:05:41,361 --> 00:05:45,198 Heel! Heel! 25 00:05:46,534 --> 00:05:48,401 Heel! Goddamn it! 26 00:05:48,536 --> 00:05:50,638 Heel! 27 00:05:50,704 --> 00:05:52,072 Motherfucker! Heel. 28 00:05:52,139 --> 00:05:54,742 Heel, motherfucker. Heel, motherfucker. 29 00:06:07,054 --> 00:06:08,689 Hey, Dad, when do you think 30 00:06:08,756 --> 00:06:11,725 we can let Wiener-Dog out of her cage? 31 00:06:14,227 --> 00:06:17,064 When she's housebroken. 32 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:20,568 Why do people say "housebroken"? 33 00:06:20,601 --> 00:06:22,402 Because... 34 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:26,006 Remi, you have to break a dog, 35 00:06:26,073 --> 00:06:27,775 break their will, 36 00:06:27,841 --> 00:06:31,244 so that they'll submit to your will. 37 00:06:31,311 --> 00:06:34,314 It's a kind of civilizing. 38 00:06:34,381 --> 00:06:36,750 So they act like humans. 39 00:06:39,086 --> 00:06:42,155 You mean so they go to the bathroom outside 40 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:44,391 instead of inside? 41 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:46,193 Exactly. 42 00:06:50,397 --> 00:06:52,966 But when you break a will, 43 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:54,935 well... 44 00:06:55,002 --> 00:06:59,272 What is a will exactly, anyway? 45 00:06:59,339 --> 00:07:01,809 It's character. 46 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:04,812 Force of character. 47 00:07:04,878 --> 00:07:08,782 It's the thing that makes you you. 48 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,374 Hey, Remi, it's time! 49 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:36,209 We have to go the vet! 50 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,157 - Mom? - Yes, honey? 51 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:52,159 What's "spaying" mean? 52 00:07:52,225 --> 00:07:54,294 It just means, this way, we don't have to worry 53 00:07:54,361 --> 00:07:55,829 about the dog getting pregnant. 54 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:57,831 What do they do to her? 55 00:07:57,898 --> 00:08:00,701 Really, it's nothing. She won't know any different. 56 00:08:00,768 --> 00:08:02,002 Does it hurt? 57 00:08:02,069 --> 00:08:03,737 No, really, it happens so fast, 58 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:05,839 she won't even know what happened. 59 00:08:05,906 --> 00:08:08,141 But what do they do to her? 60 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:11,044 You know, honey, I'm really not sure. 61 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:14,547 I mean, all dogs get this done. 62 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:16,416 Really, it's like going to the dentist 63 00:08:16,483 --> 00:08:17,685 and having your teeth cleaned. 64 00:08:17,685 --> 00:08:19,019 No big deal. 65 00:08:19,086 --> 00:08:22,189 But what if Wiener-Dog wants to have puppies. 66 00:08:22,255 --> 00:08:25,092 She won't. Believe me, that's a total myth. 67 00:08:25,158 --> 00:08:27,761 But what if Wiener-Dog's different? 68 00:08:27,828 --> 00:08:29,496 Honey, she's not. 69 00:08:29,562 --> 00:08:31,364 She's not like you and me. 70 00:08:31,431 --> 00:08:32,966 She doesn't think this way. 71 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:35,268 She doesn't think. I mean, she's just a dog. 72 00:08:35,335 --> 00:08:37,337 But she has feelings. 73 00:08:37,404 --> 00:08:41,208 Oh, sweetheart, I know, and you're right. 74 00:08:41,274 --> 00:08:44,311 But with a dog, things are different. 75 00:08:44,377 --> 00:08:46,046 A dog is not human. 76 00:08:46,113 --> 00:08:47,715 It's an animal. 77 00:08:47,748 --> 00:08:49,349 They look to us for guidance. 78 00:08:49,416 --> 00:08:51,618 Without us, they wouldn't even be here. 79 00:08:51,719 --> 00:08:53,721 What do you mean? 80 00:08:53,754 --> 00:08:55,588 Nature doesn't care about them. 81 00:08:55,723 --> 00:08:57,557 It's sad but true. 82 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:01,094 We're dog's only friend. 83 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:02,529 Can I watch? 84 00:09:02,595 --> 00:09:05,065 No, definitely not. 85 00:09:05,132 --> 00:09:07,600 The doctor has to be able to concentrate. 86 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:10,070 I won't say anything. 87 00:09:10,137 --> 00:09:12,840 I'm sorry, Remi, but it's just not allowed. 88 00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:15,242 But Wiener-Dog will be scared. 89 00:09:15,308 --> 00:09:17,911 I know she'll want to hold my hand. 90 00:09:17,978 --> 00:09:20,513 Wiener-Dog will be fine. Really. 91 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:23,550 But if you're there with her, you'll bring in germs with you. 92 00:09:23,616 --> 00:09:26,286 It would be just like when during intensification, 93 00:09:26,353 --> 00:09:28,255 remember, all the nausea 94 00:09:28,321 --> 00:09:30,390 and then all sorts of complications 95 00:09:30,457 --> 00:09:33,761 could start up... Serious complications. 96 00:09:33,827 --> 00:09:36,129 Like what? 97 00:09:39,299 --> 00:09:41,068 She could die. 98 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:52,379 All right, then. 99 00:10:01,354 --> 00:10:04,224 Run! Run, Wiener-Dog, run! 100 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:06,126 Run, run! 101 00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:08,028 Oh! 102 00:10:08,095 --> 00:10:09,797 Remi! 103 00:10:25,779 --> 00:10:27,547 Oh! 104 00:10:27,614 --> 00:10:30,417 Well, I don't think there'll be any barking tonight. 105 00:10:34,387 --> 00:10:35,789 Way to go. 106 00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:53,640 Hi, honey. 107 00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:55,442 Honey. 108 00:10:58,211 --> 00:10:59,847 Hi. 109 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,282 You know, when I was a little girl in France, 110 00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:05,485 we had a little dog also... A poodle. 111 00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:07,554 My mother found her at the animal shelter, 112 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,156 and she decided to take her in 113 00:11:09,222 --> 00:11:13,426 because she was so cute and cuddly and sweet and funny. 114 00:11:13,493 --> 00:11:14,928 We named her Croissant 115 00:11:14,995 --> 00:11:17,497 because she loved croissants so much. 116 00:11:17,564 --> 00:11:20,400 But then, a few months after she moved in, 117 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:23,003 she suddenly started getting a little tired, 118 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,872 like she was depressed. 119 00:11:24,905 --> 00:11:27,875 All her happy spirit seemed to have vanished. 120 00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:30,878 And that's when we found out she was pregnant. 121 00:11:30,878 --> 00:11:33,413 Who was the father? 122 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,884 Well, turns out... 123 00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:38,451 she was raped. 124 00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:41,889 What do you mean? 125 00:11:41,889 --> 00:11:45,392 Well, it was a stray dog in the woods. 126 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:48,395 He was called Muhammad. 127 00:11:48,461 --> 00:11:50,663 Hair all matted and scratched up, 128 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:52,199 all oily and ugly... 129 00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:54,401 The kind of dog that growled and snarled, 130 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,904 the kind of dog that has rabies or ticks 131 00:11:56,937 --> 00:11:59,272 or even worse. 132 00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:01,074 Like what? 133 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,610 Like possibly... 134 00:12:03,676 --> 00:12:05,745 a venereal disease. 135 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,148 You mean like... 136 00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:09,983 AIDS? 137 00:12:12,185 --> 00:12:15,422 Anyway, at the end, Croissant became very sick. 138 00:12:15,488 --> 00:12:19,159 All her hair started falling out, her teeth. 139 00:12:19,226 --> 00:12:22,029 Oh, it was too horrible. 140 00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:25,032 And then when she gave birth, she was in so much pain. 141 00:12:25,098 --> 00:12:27,167 We gave her as many painkillers as we could, 142 00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,769 but she wouldn't stop whimpering. 143 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,939 And then she died. 144 00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:35,842 What about her puppies? 145 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,078 Stillborn. 146 00:12:38,145 --> 00:12:41,148 If only she had been spayed. 147 00:12:41,214 --> 00:12:44,251 - Poor Croissant. - Yeah. 148 00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,253 What happened to Muhammad? 149 00:12:46,319 --> 00:12:49,189 - Oh, Remi. - What? 150 00:12:49,256 --> 00:12:52,792 Well, it went on raping... 151 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,494 raping. 152 00:12:54,561 --> 00:12:58,798 Supposedly even squirrels were victimized. 153 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,434 Until one day, it was shot dead. 154 00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:06,039 They say it was skinned and turned into a purse. 155 00:13:06,106 --> 00:13:08,475 Were the squirrels spayed? 156 00:13:11,278 --> 00:13:13,380 Oh. 157 00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:38,138 - Dina?! - Coming. 158 00:13:38,205 --> 00:13:41,008 I'll get the car. We're gonna be late. 159 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:47,514 You sure you don't want to come join us at yoga? 160 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,116 Yeah. 161 00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:50,883 Would you rather we stay home? 162 00:13:51,018 --> 00:13:52,419 No, it's okay. You go. 163 00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:54,887 You need to do your body maintenance. 164 00:13:55,022 --> 00:13:57,024 Oh, honey, are you sure? 165 00:13:57,057 --> 00:14:00,027 I just want to stay with Wiener-Dog. 166 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,861 I understand. 167 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,264 Do you have enough granola bars? 168 00:14:04,331 --> 00:14:07,934 Okay. We'll be back before lunch. 169 00:14:27,187 --> 00:14:29,189 They're gone! 170 00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:54,907 Wiener-Dog? 171 00:15:54,974 --> 00:15:56,743 What's the matter? 172 00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,315 Are you hungry? 173 00:16:07,187 --> 00:16:10,056 Want my granola bar, hmm? 174 00:16:12,192 --> 00:16:14,161 Okay. 175 00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:52,064 Oh, God. Fuck. 176 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:53,833 Oh! 177 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,968 You see this? No! 178 00:16:56,035 --> 00:16:58,305 No diarrhea! No! 179 00:16:58,371 --> 00:17:00,907 Christ! 180 00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:03,210 What did you give her?! What?! 181 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:05,312 Some granola bars. 182 00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:07,914 Granola bars is not dog food. 183 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:11,384 It's food for humans, and dogs are not human! 184 00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:14,321 But I thought granola was healthy. 185 00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:17,224 Granola is poison! Christ, the dog can't digest! 186 00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:18,791 Oh, shit! 187 00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:45,211 Oh, shit! 188 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,887 - Mom? - Yes, honey? 189 00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:38,391 What's it like to be put to sleep? 190 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:45,565 It feels good. Like forgetting everything. 191 00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:49,636 I'll never forget Wiener-Dog. 192 00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:51,303 Maybe when you're older. 193 00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:54,441 No. Never. 194 00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:58,445 Did Dad watch her die? 195 00:20:58,511 --> 00:21:01,180 No. They would never allow that. 196 00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:03,049 So she was alone. 197 00:21:03,115 --> 00:21:06,553 No, the vet was with her. 198 00:21:06,619 --> 00:21:09,221 Where do you think they buried her? 199 00:21:09,288 --> 00:21:10,690 I don't know. 200 00:21:10,757 --> 00:21:13,460 Actually, she was probably cremated. 201 00:21:13,493 --> 00:21:17,296 What's cremated? 202 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,166 Sort of like put in an oven. 203 00:21:39,251 --> 00:21:41,253 Honey, death is a sad thing, 204 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,723 but it's a natural thing. 205 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:47,560 And sometimes it happens without any reason at all. 206 00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:54,133 Well, what about God? 207 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,735 We don't believe in God. 208 00:21:55,802 --> 00:21:59,772 Well, what do we believe in? 209 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:04,677 Truth, compassion, love. 210 00:22:10,149 --> 00:22:12,084 We're all going to die. 211 00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:18,525 That's why we have each other. 212 00:22:18,558 --> 00:22:21,093 That's why we love each other. 213 00:22:26,298 --> 00:22:29,401 Then death is... 214 00:22:29,536 --> 00:22:31,137 a good thing? 215 00:22:54,694 --> 00:22:57,830 Yeah? All right, hold on. 216 00:23:35,868 --> 00:23:42,408 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 217 00:23:42,474 --> 00:23:48,915 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 218 00:23:48,981 --> 00:23:55,521 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 219 00:23:55,622 --> 00:24:00,660 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 220 00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:05,431 ♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪ 221 00:24:05,497 --> 00:24:07,767 ♪ Doo dee ♪ 222 00:24:09,902 --> 00:24:13,072 Doo Dee? 223 00:24:13,139 --> 00:24:15,742 Howdy, Doo Dee. 224 00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:30,857 Hey, Wiener dog. 225 00:24:33,025 --> 00:24:36,328 - Brandon McCarthy? - How's it going? 226 00:24:38,665 --> 00:24:41,267 Wo... Wow! 227 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:44,536 Yeah, wow. 228 00:24:44,671 --> 00:24:47,707 What are you doing here? 229 00:24:47,774 --> 00:24:49,676 Not much. Passing through. 230 00:24:49,709 --> 00:24:51,678 Huh. 231 00:24:55,347 --> 00:24:57,149 You look pretty good. 232 00:24:57,216 --> 00:24:58,384 Thanks. 233 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,252 You do, too. 234 00:25:03,522 --> 00:25:05,992 - Weird. - Yeah, I know. 235 00:25:09,128 --> 00:25:12,431 I actually tried looking you up on Facebook once. 236 00:25:12,498 --> 00:25:14,934 Oh, yeah? Why? 237 00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:19,872 I don't know. I was just surfing around and... 238 00:25:19,939 --> 00:25:23,209 I don't know. Your name. 239 00:25:23,275 --> 00:25:28,214 I mean, I've tried looking up other people, too. 240 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,415 Like who? 241 00:25:31,884 --> 00:25:33,619 Remember Ralphie? 242 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,822 Who? 243 00:25:35,888 --> 00:25:38,124 He used to hang out with me in, like, seventh grade. 244 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:41,093 Oh, is he like gay pride or something? 245 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,729 Transgender. 246 00:25:43,595 --> 00:25:44,897 Huh. 247 00:25:46,232 --> 00:25:49,035 - You used to pick on him a lot. - Really? 248 00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:52,104 - Yeah, like all the time. - Hmm. 249 00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:53,973 You even beat him up once. 250 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,376 You smashed his head against the sidewalk. 251 00:25:57,443 --> 00:25:59,145 Remember? 252 00:25:59,211 --> 00:26:02,749 It's funny how none of that shit sticks. 253 00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:04,751 Yeah. 254 00:26:07,553 --> 00:26:09,055 - Well, um... - Maybe, uh... 255 00:26:09,121 --> 00:26:13,125 So, uh, do you want to exchange e-mails or... 256 00:26:13,192 --> 00:26:17,563 I don't know, maybe catch up? 257 00:26:17,629 --> 00:26:19,999 We're kind of caught up now. 258 00:26:22,101 --> 00:26:23,502 Yeah. 259 00:26:23,569 --> 00:26:26,038 I'm sorry, but, like, I'm really just passing through. 260 00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:28,074 That's okay. Totally cool. 261 00:26:32,444 --> 00:26:34,380 Well, take care. 262 00:26:34,446 --> 00:26:35,982 Take care! 263 00:26:46,058 --> 00:26:50,262 Hey. There you go. There you go. 264 00:26:50,329 --> 00:26:52,598 Good. Yeah. 265 00:26:52,664 --> 00:26:55,902 Hey there, little meaner. 266 00:26:55,968 --> 00:26:59,638 Her name is Doo Dee. 267 00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:03,042 You mean, like, shit? 268 00:27:05,812 --> 00:27:08,314 I got her a week or so ago. 269 00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:12,584 She was sick, but now she's much better. 270 00:27:12,651 --> 00:27:14,053 She likes you. 271 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,222 Yeah, dogs like me. 272 00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,392 She looks like you. 273 00:27:20,459 --> 00:27:23,662 Thanks. 274 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,832 I'm going to Ohio tomorrow. 275 00:27:25,865 --> 00:27:29,468 I leave early. 276 00:27:29,535 --> 00:27:31,303 You want to come along? 277 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,642 What's in Ohio? 278 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,377 Crystal meth. 279 00:27:41,447 --> 00:27:44,583 Okay. 280 00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:46,853 - Joke. - Yeah. 281 00:27:46,919 --> 00:27:48,955 I-I-I know. 282 00:27:59,165 --> 00:28:01,300 I miss nothing here. 283 00:28:24,456 --> 00:28:26,225 Hi. 284 00:28:47,779 --> 00:28:52,018 ♪ Doo Dee 285 00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:56,388 ♪ Doo Dee ♪ 286 00:28:56,455 --> 00:28:59,425 ♪ Doo ♪ 287 00:28:59,491 --> 00:29:05,097 ♪ Dee, Doo Dee ♪ 288 00:29:18,644 --> 00:29:20,412 You wait here. 289 00:30:19,505 --> 00:30:21,407 Who was that? 290 00:30:21,473 --> 00:30:23,442 Nobody. 291 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,134 You like it here in America? 292 00:31:22,201 --> 00:31:25,537 No. We prefer Mexico. 293 00:31:27,106 --> 00:31:29,708 But isn't it very dangerous there now? 294 00:31:29,775 --> 00:31:32,611 I mean, with the drug violence? 295 00:31:32,678 --> 00:31:36,182 Yes, but not so lonely. 296 00:31:36,248 --> 00:31:39,451 In America, so lonely. 297 00:31:39,518 --> 00:31:41,187 And sad. 298 00:31:41,253 --> 00:31:43,122 And depressing. 299 00:31:43,189 --> 00:31:45,424 Like a big, fat elephant 300 00:31:45,491 --> 00:31:48,694 drowning in a sea of despair. 301 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:54,566 Sometimes it's just too hard to lose weight 302 00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:57,103 and to give up. 303 00:31:58,737 --> 00:32:02,941 ♪ Doo Dee ♪ 304 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:07,513 ♪ Doo Dee ♪ 305 00:32:07,579 --> 00:32:10,149 ♪ Doo ♪ 306 00:32:10,216 --> 00:32:16,755 ♪ Dee, Doo Dee ♪ 307 00:32:16,822 --> 00:32:19,258 Wait here. 308 00:34:27,686 --> 00:34:31,323 Well, it certainly was nice to meet all of you. 309 00:34:43,469 --> 00:34:47,038 - Adiós. - Adiós. 310 00:34:47,105 --> 00:34:50,276 Good luck finding a job. 311 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:06,191 ♪ Doo Dee ♪ 312 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:10,596 ♪ Doo Dee ♪ 313 00:35:10,662 --> 00:35:13,732 ♪ Doo ♪ 314 00:35:13,799 --> 00:35:19,070 ♪ Dee, Doo Dee ♪ 315 00:35:19,137 --> 00:35:24,676 ♪ Doo ♪ 316 00:35:26,945 --> 00:35:28,514 Come on. 317 00:35:30,649 --> 00:35:33,952 - Where are we? - My brother's. 318 00:35:35,787 --> 00:35:38,757 - Brandon?! - Hey, Tommy! 319 00:35:40,492 --> 00:35:42,193 - Hi, I'm Dawn. - Hi. 320 00:35:42,328 --> 00:35:44,195 Hey, look, April! 321 00:35:44,330 --> 00:35:46,398 - Coming! - It's a wiener dog! 322 00:35:46,465 --> 00:35:48,667 - Oh. - Her name is Doo Dee. 323 00:35:48,734 --> 00:35:51,036 You mean, like doody doody? 324 00:35:51,102 --> 00:35:53,104 Hey, I love Doo Dee. 325 00:35:53,171 --> 00:35:55,607 Mmm. 326 00:35:55,674 --> 00:35:58,744 Mmm! These hot dogs are really good. 327 00:35:58,810 --> 00:35:59,845 Thanks. 328 00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:01,580 We have them every night for supper. 329 00:36:01,647 --> 00:36:03,515 - With hot dog rolls! - Mmm! 330 00:36:03,582 --> 00:36:06,251 Can I give her a hot dog? 331 00:36:06,352 --> 00:36:07,653 Wiener dogs love hot dogs. 332 00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,522 Well, she has kind of a sensitive stomach. 333 00:36:10,589 --> 00:36:12,624 Does she get diarrhea a lot? 334 00:36:12,691 --> 00:36:14,426 Um... 335 00:36:17,028 --> 00:36:18,263 Go ahead. 336 00:36:18,364 --> 00:36:20,065 Go ahead, April. 337 00:36:26,538 --> 00:36:32,010 ♪ Doo Doo ♪ 338 00:36:32,077 --> 00:36:35,213 ♪ Doo ♪ 339 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:44,222 ♪ Dee, Doo Dee, Doo ♪ 340 00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:52,398 ♪ Doo doo doo dee doo ♪ 341 00:36:52,464 --> 00:37:00,906 ♪ Dee dee doo dee doo doo doo ♪ 342 00:37:00,972 --> 00:37:07,913 ♪ Dee doo ♪ 343 00:37:07,979 --> 00:37:10,181 Say, April. 344 00:37:10,248 --> 00:37:12,618 It's a beautiful day outside. 345 00:37:12,684 --> 00:37:14,319 Would you like to go for a walk? 346 00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:17,723 What for? 347 00:37:17,789 --> 00:37:21,560 I just thought it would be nice if we could talk. 348 00:37:21,627 --> 00:37:23,929 Yeah. I like talking. 349 00:37:23,995 --> 00:37:26,164 Me, too. 350 00:37:26,231 --> 00:37:28,434 What should we talk about? 351 00:37:32,804 --> 00:37:34,573 I'm really glad we're getting to have 352 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,509 this one-on-one time, kind of... 353 00:37:37,576 --> 00:37:40,446 girls only, you know? 354 00:37:40,479 --> 00:37:42,814 'Cause I wanted us to get the chance 355 00:37:42,881 --> 00:37:47,152 to bond and talk about things. 356 00:37:47,218 --> 00:37:49,655 Tommy, Brandon. 357 00:37:49,721 --> 00:37:53,659 The way sometimes he just doesn't get me, you know? 358 00:37:53,725 --> 00:37:58,464 And then his elusiveness and intractability. 359 00:37:58,464 --> 00:38:00,165 Relationships. 360 00:38:02,868 --> 00:38:04,235 Oh. 361 00:38:04,302 --> 00:38:06,972 Why are you stopping, April? 362 00:38:07,038 --> 00:38:09,140 Can we go back inside? 363 00:38:09,207 --> 00:38:11,176 Oh, already? 364 00:38:11,242 --> 00:38:12,511 I want to go home. 365 00:38:12,578 --> 00:38:15,481 Did I say something wrong? 366 00:38:22,488 --> 00:38:25,090 Heads up, bitch. 367 00:38:25,156 --> 00:38:26,692 I win, I win, I win! 368 00:38:26,758 --> 00:38:29,260 Yeah! Let's play again! 369 00:38:29,327 --> 00:38:30,696 Uh, okay. 370 00:38:30,762 --> 00:38:33,231 Okay, but let's take a little break first. 371 00:38:33,298 --> 00:38:35,266 How long? 372 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:38,269 - 10 minutes. - Five minutes. 373 00:38:38,336 --> 00:38:39,905 Okay, five minutes. 374 00:38:39,971 --> 00:38:42,307 - Five minutes. - Five minutes. 375 00:38:42,373 --> 00:38:45,877 - And then we play again. - And then we'll play again. 376 00:38:45,944 --> 00:38:47,513 Five minutes. 377 00:38:50,716 --> 00:38:52,884 Uh, come on, let's go outside. 378 00:38:52,951 --> 00:38:54,820 Okay. 379 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,202 Tommy? 380 00:39:15,273 --> 00:39:17,976 Yeah? 381 00:39:18,043 --> 00:39:20,445 You know how Dad had a drinking problem? 382 00:39:20,546 --> 00:39:22,447 Yeah. But he worked real hard. 383 00:39:22,548 --> 00:39:25,551 Now he doesn't drink anymore. 384 00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:27,653 But then he started drinking again. 385 00:39:29,555 --> 00:39:32,157 - He did? - Yeah. 386 00:39:32,223 --> 00:39:34,560 But he told me he stopped. 387 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,894 He stopped... 388 00:39:35,961 --> 00:39:37,896 and then he started again. 389 00:39:40,331 --> 00:39:42,267 Why? 390 00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:44,770 He couldn't help himself. 391 00:39:44,836 --> 00:39:46,938 But he told me he stopped. 392 00:39:50,041 --> 00:39:52,243 The drinking made Dad very sick. 393 00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:53,812 I know. 394 00:39:53,879 --> 00:39:55,747 That's why he stopped. 395 00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:01,219 He died, Tommy. 396 00:40:01,286 --> 00:40:03,922 But... 397 00:40:03,989 --> 00:40:07,859 I spoke to him last week. 398 00:40:07,926 --> 00:40:11,597 He spoke to you, and then he died. 399 00:40:19,938 --> 00:40:22,808 Why? 400 00:40:22,874 --> 00:40:25,844 He drank too much. 401 00:40:25,911 --> 00:40:28,079 But he told me he stopped. 402 00:40:28,146 --> 00:40:29,414 He did. 403 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,449 And then he started again, 404 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:33,852 and he got sick and died. 405 00:40:33,919 --> 00:40:36,154 But he told me he stopped. 406 00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:41,459 I went looking for Dad's family. 407 00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:44,996 Tracked them down. I thought we were his family. 408 00:40:45,063 --> 00:40:47,899 He has a brother and a sister. 409 00:40:47,966 --> 00:40:50,135 But we're his family. 410 00:40:53,639 --> 00:40:54,906 You're right, we're his family. 411 00:40:54,973 --> 00:40:57,142 He has no brother and sister. 412 00:41:00,411 --> 00:41:02,480 You're right, they were just... 413 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:03,682 names. 414 00:41:03,749 --> 00:41:06,752 He had no brother and sister. 415 00:41:06,818 --> 00:41:08,787 You're right. 416 00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:17,095 So... 417 00:41:17,162 --> 00:41:18,964 he died? 418 00:41:36,447 --> 00:41:38,984 Did you stop doing drugs? 419 00:41:41,152 --> 00:41:43,454 Yes. 420 00:41:43,521 --> 00:41:46,224 - Promise? - Yes. 421 00:41:46,291 --> 00:41:48,293 And you won't start doing them again. 422 00:41:50,962 --> 00:41:52,297 No. 423 00:41:52,363 --> 00:41:55,100 Promise? 424 00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:57,502 Yes. 425 00:41:57,568 --> 00:41:59,137 No more drugs? 426 00:42:01,406 --> 00:42:02,708 No more drugs. 427 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,776 Promise? 428 00:42:06,812 --> 00:42:09,815 Promise. 429 00:42:09,881 --> 00:42:18,123 ♪ Dee doo ♪ 430 00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:24,229 Well... 431 00:42:24,295 --> 00:42:26,264 we got to hit the road. 432 00:42:26,331 --> 00:42:28,133 Wait. 433 00:42:37,008 --> 00:42:39,277 She should stay here. 434 00:42:39,344 --> 00:42:41,046 She belongs here. 435 00:42:41,112 --> 00:42:42,881 Really? 436 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:49,755 I always wanted a leash. 437 00:42:49,755 --> 00:42:51,422 - Oh. - Oh. 438 00:42:51,489 --> 00:42:53,859 Oh. 439 00:43:13,011 --> 00:43:15,646 I was wondering... 440 00:43:15,781 --> 00:43:20,051 what happens if April gets pregnant? 441 00:43:20,118 --> 00:43:22,353 Won't happen. Tubes tied. 442 00:43:24,455 --> 00:43:26,224 Oh. 443 00:43:28,794 --> 00:43:31,129 And your brother? 444 00:43:31,196 --> 00:43:33,231 He was taken care of also. 445 00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:37,502 My dad didn't want to take any chances. 446 00:43:41,672 --> 00:43:43,842 Doo Dee will feel at home. 447 00:43:47,813 --> 00:43:49,514 Yeah. 448 00:43:55,821 --> 00:43:58,489 S... 449 00:43:58,556 --> 00:44:00,959 Where do we go from here? 450 00:44:02,828 --> 00:44:06,031 See where we are when we run out of gas. 451 00:44:08,233 --> 00:44:09,968 And then? 452 00:44:46,171 --> 00:44:47,672 ♪ Now long ago ♪ 453 00:44:47,738 --> 00:44:53,211 ♪ This land was just a-waiting to be found ♪ 454 00:44:53,278 --> 00:44:55,646 ♪ No one's eyes had seen the vistas ♪ 455 00:44:55,713 --> 00:45:00,685 ♪ And no feet had touched the ground ♪ 456 00:45:00,751 --> 00:45:02,888 ♪ The eagle and the sparrow ♪ 457 00:45:02,954 --> 00:45:06,291 ♪ Were the only ones who'd seen ♪ 458 00:45:06,357 --> 00:45:08,759 ♪ The purple of the mountains ♪ 459 00:45:08,894 --> 00:45:14,032 ♪ And the valleys lush and green ♪ 460 00:45:14,099 --> 00:45:16,767 ♪ But on wagon and on foot ♪ 461 00:45:16,902 --> 00:45:21,172 ♪ The pioneers began to roam ♪ 462 00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,942 ♪ Crossing mountains, forging rivers ♪ 463 00:45:24,009 --> 00:45:28,779 ♪ On the quest to find a home ♪ 464 00:45:28,914 --> 00:45:30,916 ♪ They all had band together ♪ 465 00:45:30,982 --> 00:45:34,285 ♪ Ah, but legends walk alone ♪ 466 00:45:34,352 --> 00:45:36,922 ♪ On the trail for something better ♪ 467 00:45:36,922 --> 00:45:40,191 ♪ And a place to call their own ♪ 468 00:45:40,258 --> 00:45:45,030 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 469 00:45:45,096 --> 00:45:49,434 ♪ She soldiers on where angels fear to tread ♪ 470 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:54,439 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 471 00:45:54,505 --> 00:45:56,841 ♪ Just looking for some shelter ♪ 472 00:45:56,942 --> 00:46:03,314 ♪ And a place to rest her head ♪ 473 00:46:05,783 --> 00:46:08,987 See, at first, I really wanted to get the Green Hornet 474 00:46:09,054 --> 00:46:11,556 and the Green Lantern together in a movie. 475 00:46:11,622 --> 00:46:13,258 It's never been done. 476 00:46:13,324 --> 00:46:15,793 Yeah, it's too complicated and expensive with the rights. 477 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,829 Marvel is extremely guarded about its trademarks. 478 00:46:18,964 --> 00:46:20,565 So, instead, I thought I'd come up 479 00:46:20,631 --> 00:46:22,833 with my own original superheroes, 480 00:46:22,968 --> 00:46:24,435 get the copyrighted, and go to work. 481 00:46:24,502 --> 00:46:26,972 I mean, has a film student ever done that for a short film? 482 00:46:27,038 --> 00:46:29,640 I don't think so. And then... 483 00:46:29,707 --> 00:46:32,010 I could create original villains, as well. 484 00:46:32,077 --> 00:46:33,979 For instance, there's... 485 00:46:34,045 --> 00:46:36,047 There's Sticky Fingers. 486 00:46:36,114 --> 00:46:37,682 I really like that name. 487 00:46:37,748 --> 00:46:41,319 And, remember, this is all extremely confidential, please. 488 00:46:41,386 --> 00:46:43,521 So Sticky Fingers has this power 489 00:46:43,588 --> 00:46:45,723 where anything he touches sticks to his fingers. 490 00:46:45,790 --> 00:46:47,225 It makes it really easy 491 00:46:47,292 --> 00:46:49,027 for him to rob people without their realizing it. 492 00:46:49,094 --> 00:46:52,163 Like there's a special type of gum 493 00:46:52,230 --> 00:46:53,431 at the end of each finger 494 00:46:53,498 --> 00:46:56,234 that can pick up money or merchandise. 495 00:46:56,301 --> 00:46:58,503 Anyway, the police force is at wit's end, 496 00:46:58,569 --> 00:46:59,804 the mayor of the city. 497 00:46:59,870 --> 00:47:02,707 Sticky Fingers is on the front page of every paper. 498 00:47:02,773 --> 00:47:04,642 But then um, uh... 499 00:47:04,709 --> 00:47:06,077 Well, this is where I have trouble. 500 00:47:06,144 --> 00:47:07,578 I mean, where do I go from here? 501 00:47:07,645 --> 00:47:09,247 I know how you're always saying about the story, 502 00:47:09,314 --> 00:47:11,016 "what if," "then what?" 503 00:47:11,049 --> 00:47:13,584 But that's what I don't know the answer to. 504 00:47:13,651 --> 00:47:16,754 What do you think Sticky Fingers should do? 505 00:47:26,064 --> 00:47:29,200 - Hey, Professor Schmerz. - Have a great weekend! 506 00:47:53,058 --> 00:47:54,659 Trey Silver's office. 507 00:47:54,725 --> 00:47:57,462 Hi. This is Dave Schmerz. 508 00:47:57,528 --> 00:48:00,398 I was just wondering if you had any idea 509 00:48:00,465 --> 00:48:04,069 of when Trey might get around to looking at the screenplay 510 00:48:04,135 --> 00:48:06,071 I sent back in November. 511 00:48:06,137 --> 00:48:08,139 It was a new draft. 512 00:48:08,206 --> 00:48:10,108 Oh, Dave, I'm so sorry. 513 00:48:10,175 --> 00:48:12,543 Did... Did Trey not get back to you? 514 00:48:12,610 --> 00:48:14,079 No, not yet. 515 00:48:14,112 --> 00:48:16,914 I sent him a bunch of e-mails, but I haven't had any reply. 516 00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:19,717 Well, he's been, like, crazy busy these last few weeks. 517 00:48:19,784 --> 00:48:22,553 The whole agency's doing this radical reshuffle. 518 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:25,190 Oh, wait, I think he's just wrapping up his FaceTime. 519 00:48:25,256 --> 00:48:27,592 Let me see if I can pull some magic. 520 00:48:29,427 --> 00:48:31,196 Oh. It looks like he just 521 00:48:31,262 --> 00:48:32,863 hopped on another conference call. 522 00:48:32,930 --> 00:48:35,900 What's the best number I can have him reach you at? 523 00:48:35,966 --> 00:48:38,269 - My cell will be fine. - Great. 524 00:48:38,336 --> 00:48:40,105 Then I'll let him know you called as soon 525 00:48:40,105 --> 00:48:41,806 as he gets off. 526 00:48:41,872 --> 00:48:43,674 Thanks. 527 00:48:52,983 --> 00:48:55,120 Bear with me. 528 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,289 Okay, then. 529 00:48:58,356 --> 00:49:01,126 So... how are you doing? 530 00:49:01,126 --> 00:49:03,928 Great. Great! 531 00:49:03,994 --> 00:49:05,963 Great. 532 00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,965 Would you like something to drink? 533 00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:09,967 - Bottled water? - Oh, thanks. 534 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:12,137 Thanks, I'm good. 535 00:49:12,170 --> 00:49:13,704 Good. 536 00:49:13,771 --> 00:49:15,206 So, tell us... 537 00:49:15,273 --> 00:49:17,242 why do you want to be a filmmaker? 538 00:49:17,308 --> 00:49:20,245 Well, I've just always wanted to be a filmmaker. 539 00:49:20,311 --> 00:49:24,682 Ever since, really, my whole life. 540 00:49:24,749 --> 00:49:26,617 Well, that's great. 541 00:49:26,684 --> 00:49:29,187 Yes, but... why? 542 00:49:29,254 --> 00:49:32,923 Well, I just feel I have so much to say. 543 00:49:32,990 --> 00:49:34,292 Like what? 544 00:49:34,359 --> 00:49:35,960 What do you have to say? 545 00:49:36,026 --> 00:49:37,695 Well, just everything. 546 00:49:37,762 --> 00:49:41,499 I mean, movies have always been so inspiring to me. 547 00:49:41,566 --> 00:49:45,170 But tell me, what movies have inspired you? 548 00:49:45,170 --> 00:49:47,438 What movie or movies 549 00:49:47,505 --> 00:49:49,907 made you want to become a filmmaker? 550 00:49:49,974 --> 00:49:51,276 Oh, gee. 551 00:49:51,342 --> 00:49:53,278 Well, really, there are just so many. 552 00:49:53,344 --> 00:49:54,879 I mean, you name it. 553 00:49:54,945 --> 00:49:57,382 Like, all... all kinds. 554 00:49:57,448 --> 00:50:00,251 - Name one, for example. - Oh, God. 555 00:50:00,318 --> 00:50:02,320 That is such a good question. 556 00:50:02,387 --> 00:50:03,888 And, I mean, it's really hard, you know, 557 00:50:03,954 --> 00:50:06,591 because there are so many that are just so great. 558 00:50:08,459 --> 00:50:11,095 What movies have you seen in the past few weeks 559 00:50:11,162 --> 00:50:12,597 or months? 560 00:50:12,663 --> 00:50:16,267 Have you liked any of them in particular? 561 00:50:16,334 --> 00:50:19,670 The past few weeks? 562 00:50:19,737 --> 00:50:21,739 Hmm. 563 00:50:21,806 --> 00:50:24,342 Any movie that you saw over the last year 564 00:50:24,409 --> 00:50:26,877 and that you really liked. 565 00:50:26,944 --> 00:50:29,514 Or made an impression. 566 00:50:33,384 --> 00:50:36,221 Yeah, I know this is like a trick question, you know, 567 00:50:36,287 --> 00:50:37,688 but there really are so many 568 00:50:37,755 --> 00:50:39,824 that I... I just can't keep track. 569 00:50:39,890 --> 00:50:42,860 Please, just name a movie. 570 00:50:42,927 --> 00:50:44,929 Any movie. 571 00:50:47,265 --> 00:50:49,300 Excuse me. 572 00:50:49,367 --> 00:50:51,202 I have to take this. 573 00:51:01,946 --> 00:51:03,648 Hello, Schmerz here. 574 00:51:03,714 --> 00:51:06,584 I've got Trey Silver for you. 575 00:51:06,651 --> 00:51:09,086 - How you doing? - Great! 576 00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:10,455 Great. 577 00:51:10,521 --> 00:51:12,457 Listen, I have big news. 578 00:51:12,523 --> 00:51:14,124 It's gonna sound like bad news at first, 579 00:51:14,259 --> 00:51:17,762 but I promise you it's good news in the end. 580 00:51:17,828 --> 00:51:18,996 Uh-huh. 581 00:51:19,063 --> 00:51:20,598 I'm leaving the agency, 582 00:51:20,665 --> 00:51:22,533 and I'm moving over to Universal 583 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,901 to be VP of production. 584 00:51:23,968 --> 00:51:26,003 I feel super sad about leaving you, 585 00:51:26,070 --> 00:51:28,939 but it's gonna be so much better for you in the end 586 00:51:29,006 --> 00:51:30,775 because I'll be in a much stronger position 587 00:51:30,841 --> 00:51:32,743 to help move your projects forward. 588 00:51:32,810 --> 00:51:34,679 Have you gotten to read my script yet? 589 00:51:34,745 --> 00:51:37,047 No, but I wanted to be totally focused 590 00:51:37,114 --> 00:51:40,050 on where I was first instead of giving it a sloppy read 591 00:51:40,117 --> 00:51:42,453 while I'm in the middle of a major job switch 592 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,355 and the phone is ringing off the hook 593 00:51:44,422 --> 00:51:46,757 and I've got, like, 5,000 e-mails 594 00:51:46,824 --> 00:51:49,627 and Variety... Yada, yada, yada. 595 00:51:49,694 --> 00:51:51,929 So when do you think you'll get around to reading it? 596 00:51:51,996 --> 00:51:55,165 First, I want to hand you over to Carol Steinhardt. 597 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:58,369 She's super excited about taking over as your agent, 598 00:51:58,436 --> 00:52:00,805 provided you feel cool about that. 599 00:52:00,871 --> 00:52:03,173 She's hot, she's young, she's smart... 600 00:52:03,308 --> 00:52:04,375 Straight out of Harvard. 601 00:52:04,442 --> 00:52:06,311 She's a major up-and-comer. 602 00:52:06,311 --> 00:52:07,945 You're gonna totally click. 603 00:52:08,012 --> 00:52:09,780 So Carol's gonna read it first? 604 00:52:09,847 --> 00:52:13,651 Right now I think that's your best move. 605 00:52:13,718 --> 00:52:16,621 Speaking off the record as your friend. 606 00:52:16,687 --> 00:52:18,188 I'm gonna tell her to give you a call 607 00:52:18,323 --> 00:52:19,657 as soon as we hang up. 608 00:52:19,724 --> 00:52:21,392 Er, wait. Kara? 609 00:52:21,459 --> 00:52:22,993 I'm here, yes. 610 00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:25,630 See if you can get Carol Steinhardt right now. 611 00:52:25,696 --> 00:52:26,997 Oh, okay. 612 00:52:27,064 --> 00:52:28,366 Really this is the best thing 613 00:52:28,433 --> 00:52:29,734 that could ever have happened to you. 614 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,602 I'm, like, so happy for you. 615 00:52:31,669 --> 00:52:33,638 - She's on a conference call. - Oh, okay, listen. 616 00:52:33,704 --> 00:52:35,205 It's all gonna work out great. 617 00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:36,674 Promise. Now I got to run. 618 00:52:36,741 --> 00:52:39,344 But I'll talk to you soon, my friend. 619 00:52:47,352 --> 00:52:48,953 You need to exercise. 620 00:52:53,358 --> 00:52:54,925 I walk my dog. 621 00:52:57,094 --> 00:52:59,063 Exercise. 622 00:53:04,869 --> 00:53:06,671 I can't. 623 00:53:08,506 --> 00:53:11,376 Work out. 624 00:53:11,376 --> 00:53:13,378 Lose weight. 625 00:53:25,790 --> 00:53:29,394 I can't. 626 00:53:29,394 --> 00:53:31,729 You're a ticking time bomb. 627 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,773 Hello? 628 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,676 - Hi, is this Dave Schmerz? - Yes. 629 00:54:18,743 --> 00:54:20,911 Please hold. I have Carol Steinhardt for you. 630 00:54:20,978 --> 00:54:23,781 So nice to connect with you at last, Dave. 631 00:54:23,848 --> 00:54:25,883 Things have been, like, so crazy here at the agency. 632 00:54:25,950 --> 00:54:28,352 But, tell me, how are you doing? 633 00:54:28,453 --> 00:54:30,220 Well, I don't have cancer. 634 00:54:30,287 --> 00:54:33,157 Oh, gee! 635 00:54:33,223 --> 00:54:34,559 Trey warned me about you. 636 00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:37,462 - So how are things going? - Oh, my God. 637 00:54:37,528 --> 00:54:39,229 You can't... Okay, well, listen now. 638 00:54:39,296 --> 00:54:40,798 Are you sitting down? 639 00:54:40,865 --> 00:54:42,266 Yeah. 640 00:54:42,332 --> 00:54:47,137 I slipped a copy of your script over to DreamWorks. 641 00:54:47,204 --> 00:54:48,606 Oh. 642 00:54:48,673 --> 00:54:50,775 So when do you think they'll read it by? 643 00:54:50,841 --> 00:54:53,010 I should know by Monday. I mean, really, 644 00:54:53,077 --> 00:54:55,646 they are desperate for new material. 645 00:54:55,713 --> 00:54:58,248 - Uh, did you read it? - Dave, are you kidding me? 646 00:54:58,315 --> 00:55:00,250 Oh, my God, it's genius! 647 00:55:00,317 --> 00:55:01,552 Hilarious! 648 00:55:01,619 --> 00:55:02,920 I'm telling you, the script 649 00:55:02,987 --> 00:55:05,490 is going to be a game changer for you. 650 00:55:05,523 --> 00:55:06,924 Oh, gee! 651 00:55:06,991 --> 00:55:08,993 Because I was really worried about the third act 652 00:55:09,059 --> 00:55:11,629 where DooBee disguises himself as his mother-in-law 653 00:55:11,696 --> 00:55:13,564 and the Mafia chases him and then suddenly... 654 00:55:13,631 --> 00:55:15,032 List... Oh, listen, Dave, honey, 655 00:55:15,099 --> 00:55:16,934 that's DreamWorks on the other line. 656 00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:19,737 I'm gonna have to jump onto that. Talk soon! 657 00:55:23,808 --> 00:55:25,175 Hey. 658 00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:27,311 Dave. 659 00:55:27,377 --> 00:55:29,079 Thanks for dropping by. 660 00:55:29,146 --> 00:55:31,381 I got a message you wanted me to come talk with you. 661 00:55:31,516 --> 00:55:32,850 Come sit down. 662 00:55:32,917 --> 00:55:36,587 Don't worry, it's really nothing so serious. 663 00:55:36,654 --> 00:55:38,422 Can I get you something to drink? 664 00:55:38,523 --> 00:55:40,858 Coffee? No, I'm good. 665 00:55:40,925 --> 00:55:42,827 Good. 666 00:55:42,893 --> 00:55:44,061 So... 667 00:55:44,128 --> 00:55:46,430 how are things going with your screenplay? 668 00:55:46,531 --> 00:55:48,533 Things are happening. 669 00:55:49,534 --> 00:55:51,135 Good. 670 00:55:51,201 --> 00:55:52,169 Good! 671 00:55:54,639 --> 00:55:56,006 Oh, I'm sorry 672 00:55:56,073 --> 00:55:59,009 that I had to drop out of that interview 673 00:55:59,076 --> 00:56:00,444 last week, the student. 674 00:56:00,545 --> 00:56:02,547 Nah. I understood. 675 00:56:02,613 --> 00:56:04,682 Totally cool. 676 00:56:04,749 --> 00:56:06,383 Things are happening. 677 00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:08,352 I get it. 678 00:56:08,418 --> 00:56:12,022 Listen... we have a surprise director 679 00:56:12,089 --> 00:56:13,991 coming this evening for the Director Series, 680 00:56:14,058 --> 00:56:17,562 and I know you're not required to show up for these things, 681 00:56:17,562 --> 00:56:20,230 but I'd really like it if you did, 682 00:56:20,297 --> 00:56:21,899 as a favor. 683 00:56:21,966 --> 00:56:25,235 I really need a good turnout. 684 00:56:25,302 --> 00:56:27,605 Oh, I can show up. 685 00:56:27,672 --> 00:56:30,074 That's what you want? 686 00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:31,241 Fill a seat? 687 00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:35,079 Thanks, Dave. 688 00:56:40,450 --> 00:56:43,253 Is that all? 689 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,089 Actually... 690 00:56:45,155 --> 00:56:46,924 there is something else. 691 00:56:46,991 --> 00:56:49,894 I've gotten a few reports, 692 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:53,898 e-mails from some faculty, some students. 693 00:56:53,964 --> 00:56:56,100 Who? 694 00:56:56,166 --> 00:56:58,669 They're not happy with your performance here. 695 00:57:00,738 --> 00:57:01,906 What did I do wrong? 696 00:57:01,972 --> 00:57:04,208 You didn't do anything wrong. 697 00:57:04,274 --> 00:57:05,843 It's just... 698 00:57:05,910 --> 00:57:08,646 the general consensus is... 699 00:57:08,713 --> 00:57:11,616 you're a little too negative. 700 00:57:11,682 --> 00:57:13,450 General consensus? 701 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:15,219 Well, not everyone's complaining. 702 00:57:15,285 --> 00:57:16,453 It's... 703 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,624 just there are always a few... 704 00:57:19,657 --> 00:57:21,058 complainers. 705 00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:23,260 So they're being negative about me? 706 00:57:23,327 --> 00:57:26,931 Look, Dave, I'm talking to you as your friend. 707 00:57:26,997 --> 00:57:29,834 I know you're a great teacher here. 708 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:32,369 I helped push to keep you full time. 709 00:57:32,436 --> 00:57:35,372 "Celebrity Schmelebrity" is a terrific script. 710 00:57:35,439 --> 00:57:36,841 It's a piece of shit. 711 00:57:42,379 --> 00:57:44,682 I tried to do something good. 712 00:57:46,784 --> 00:57:49,119 It's... something... 713 00:57:57,662 --> 00:58:01,331 Get into my childhood. 714 00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:04,534 Get into some... 715 00:58:04,669 --> 00:58:06,837 Something real. 716 00:58:11,441 --> 00:58:14,544 Real stuff. 717 00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:16,380 Pain. 718 00:58:20,150 --> 00:58:21,886 Memories. 719 00:58:27,024 --> 00:58:28,693 Dreams. 720 00:58:31,696 --> 00:58:33,931 But I wanted it to be funny. 721 00:58:37,835 --> 00:58:39,737 I wanted people to like it. 722 00:58:41,706 --> 00:58:43,708 I wanted it to sell. 723 00:58:53,483 --> 00:58:58,522 So I threw in the mixed-up identities... 724 00:58:58,588 --> 00:59:03,360 I threw in the sex jokes. 725 00:59:03,427 --> 00:59:05,796 The Mafia. 726 00:59:10,835 --> 00:59:12,737 A little schtick. 727 00:59:16,473 --> 00:59:18,743 Everyone loves a little schtick. 728 00:59:23,781 --> 00:59:26,083 You're not tenured. 729 00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:27,818 This is a new administration. 730 00:59:27,885 --> 00:59:29,887 Shapiro's out. 731 00:59:29,954 --> 00:59:32,089 Brenner's gone. Wienstein's gone. 732 00:59:32,156 --> 00:59:34,391 Horrowitz and Mandell, gone. 733 00:59:34,458 --> 00:59:35,993 There's only so much 734 00:59:36,060 --> 00:59:38,863 I can do if you don't put forth a more positive attitude. 735 00:59:38,929 --> 00:59:42,099 Show people that you really care. 736 00:59:47,805 --> 00:59:49,774 Show people. 737 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,349 Thank you, thank you. 738 00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:02,787 Thank you. Oh. 739 01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:04,554 The students and faculty 740 01:00:04,621 --> 01:00:08,158 are all so delighted to have you with us today. 741 01:00:08,225 --> 01:00:09,960 As an alumnus, 742 01:00:10,027 --> 01:00:12,596 you serve as a real-life inspiration. 743 01:00:12,662 --> 01:00:14,965 You've shown how it is, in fact, 744 01:00:15,032 --> 01:00:19,236 possible to achieve success after film school. 745 01:00:19,303 --> 01:00:20,337 Yes. 746 01:00:20,404 --> 01:00:23,373 But really all I did was make a movie. 747 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,543 One movie. Luck is such a big factor. 748 01:00:26,610 --> 01:00:29,479 Yes, but talent doesn't hurt. 749 01:00:29,546 --> 01:00:32,682 - Well... - Tell me, 750 01:00:32,749 --> 01:00:36,353 how do you feel about your film school experience? 751 01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:37,521 I mean, 752 01:00:37,587 --> 01:00:40,357 how did it prepare you for the real world? 753 01:00:40,424 --> 01:00:43,427 Nothing can prepare you for the real world. 754 01:00:43,493 --> 01:00:46,931 Yes, but what would you advise 755 01:00:46,997 --> 01:00:50,634 the students here today who want to make movies, 756 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:52,469 be like you? 757 01:00:52,536 --> 01:00:53,838 My advice? 758 01:00:53,904 --> 01:00:55,072 Drop out. 759 01:00:55,139 --> 01:00:57,842 Drop out and make a movie. 760 01:00:57,875 --> 01:01:00,544 You learn by doing. 761 01:01:00,610 --> 01:01:02,847 Class time is a waste. 762 01:01:02,913 --> 01:01:04,181 But, really, 763 01:01:04,248 --> 01:01:06,917 are you saying you learned nothing here? 764 01:01:06,984 --> 01:01:09,753 Maybe some storytelling techniques, 765 01:01:09,854 --> 01:01:11,688 screenwriting approaches? 766 01:01:11,755 --> 01:01:14,224 What if? Then what? 767 01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:23,100 I mean, no offense, but... 768 01:01:24,334 --> 01:01:25,302 Shit. 769 01:01:25,369 --> 01:01:27,771 Is Schmerz still teaching here? 770 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:51,595 You have reached the office of Carol Steinhardt. 771 01:01:51,661 --> 01:01:53,898 Our office hours are Monday through Friday, 772 01:01:53,931 --> 01:01:55,799 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM. 773 01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:59,303 Please leave a message telling us your name, phone number, 774 01:01:59,369 --> 01:02:02,372 and purpose for calling at the sound of the beep. 775 01:02:02,439 --> 01:02:03,707 Thank you. 776 01:02:06,610 --> 01:02:08,678 Carol... 777 01:02:08,745 --> 01:02:10,547 it's Dave Schmerz. 778 01:02:16,954 --> 01:02:19,223 I love you. 779 01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:36,400 Go on, I'm listening. 780 01:03:36,466 --> 01:03:38,902 Well, the thing is I just don't understand 781 01:03:39,003 --> 01:03:40,870 why I can't write a script about identity. 782 01:03:41,005 --> 01:03:42,439 What about identity? 783 01:03:42,506 --> 01:03:44,441 I mean, identity in terms of gender. 784 01:03:44,508 --> 01:03:46,076 Its fluidity. 785 01:03:46,143 --> 01:03:47,911 I've been wanting to apply '90s queer theory 786 01:03:48,012 --> 01:03:49,379 from a race perspective, as well, 787 01:03:49,446 --> 01:03:51,581 but after reading "Epistemology of the Closet," 788 01:03:51,648 --> 01:03:53,017 I'm just not sure 789 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:56,286 how to go about the problem of cohesion and structure. 790 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,794 Look... 791 01:04:04,861 --> 01:04:07,031 you know what I'm gonna say. 792 01:04:07,097 --> 01:04:10,100 You got to have a "what if." 793 01:04:10,167 --> 01:04:12,236 Simple as that. 794 01:04:12,302 --> 01:04:15,139 What if you got locked out of your house? 795 01:04:15,205 --> 01:04:17,041 What if your girlfriend cheated on you? 796 01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:19,043 What if you won the lottery? 797 01:04:19,109 --> 01:04:22,346 Then you would have a story. 798 01:04:22,412 --> 01:04:27,051 Then you would be in business. 799 01:04:27,084 --> 01:04:29,419 - I don't know. - I know. 800 01:04:32,322 --> 01:04:35,225 Thanks for your time, Professor Schmerz. 801 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:01,085 Hey, Zeno... 802 01:05:01,118 --> 01:05:03,587 how'd it go with Schmerz? 803 01:05:03,653 --> 01:05:06,556 I'm dropping out. 804 01:05:06,623 --> 01:05:08,925 What did he say? 805 01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:10,260 What if. 806 01:05:10,327 --> 01:05:12,562 Fuck that shit. I mean, like, 807 01:05:12,629 --> 01:05:14,964 what if you taught script writing at a film school 808 01:05:15,099 --> 01:05:16,600 and had no fucking talent? 809 01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:19,269 What if you wrote, like, one movie 19 years ago 810 01:05:19,336 --> 01:05:20,604 and it was a piece of shit? 811 01:05:20,670 --> 01:05:22,939 What if you had incurable halitosis? 812 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,608 At least he's got an agent. 813 01:05:24,674 --> 01:05:26,643 Big fuck. My ex-boyfriend's an agent. 814 01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:28,712 The school should get rid of him. 815 01:05:28,778 --> 01:05:32,616 It's just somehow everything he suggests seems totally lame. 816 01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:35,452 Like, it's all shtick. 817 01:05:35,519 --> 01:05:36,753 He's probably got, like, 818 01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:39,123 the box set to "Curb Your Enthusiasm." 819 01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:41,358 - Or "Seinfeld." - Or Woody Allen. 820 01:05:41,425 --> 01:05:43,493 He's such a homophobe. 821 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,162 He's an idiot, and he's old. 822 01:05:45,229 --> 01:05:47,197 He's a dinosaur. 823 01:05:58,808 --> 01:06:01,178 Look, I read your script. It's good. 824 01:06:01,245 --> 01:06:04,214 It's transgressive. 825 01:06:04,281 --> 01:06:06,616 - Thanks. - I want to start a petition. 826 01:06:06,683 --> 01:06:08,352 I already talked to Phillips about it... 827 01:06:08,418 --> 01:06:10,220 My uncle's on the board. 828 01:06:10,287 --> 01:06:11,955 I'm just, like, done with this shit. 829 01:06:12,021 --> 01:06:13,657 He's so out of here. 830 01:06:13,723 --> 01:06:16,693 - Yeah, but, like, what if... - What if what? 831 01:06:25,802 --> 01:06:28,772 Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 832 01:07:49,118 --> 01:07:51,255 I.D.? 833 01:08:18,147 --> 01:08:20,450 Are you David Schmerz? 834 01:08:23,287 --> 01:08:25,322 What if I am? 835 01:08:26,990 --> 01:08:28,458 Then what? 836 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:05,094 You did what? 837 01:09:05,161 --> 01:09:06,496 Cheese! 838 01:09:33,357 --> 01:09:35,124 Hi, Nana, it's Zoe. 839 01:09:35,191 --> 01:09:37,927 Um, listen, I'm just running a little bit late, 840 01:09:37,994 --> 01:09:40,697 but I should definitely be there in, like, in 20... 841 01:09:40,764 --> 01:09:42,632 20, 30 minutes tops, okay? 842 01:09:42,699 --> 01:09:45,369 And I'll... I'll see you soon, okay? 843 01:09:45,435 --> 01:09:47,404 Okay, I love you. 844 01:10:09,393 --> 01:10:11,728 This way. This way. 845 01:10:15,131 --> 01:10:17,200 Yvette! Hi! 846 01:10:17,266 --> 01:10:20,670 Hi. 847 01:10:20,737 --> 01:10:22,872 Nana! I'm sorry I'm late. 848 01:10:22,939 --> 01:10:26,676 Just the traffic and now with that new highway... 849 01:10:26,743 --> 01:10:28,912 Hi. 850 01:10:28,978 --> 01:10:31,681 Oh, let me introduce you. This is Fantasy. 851 01:10:31,748 --> 01:10:32,882 Hey. 852 01:10:32,949 --> 01:10:34,784 That's his actual name. He's, um... 853 01:10:34,851 --> 01:10:37,220 He's got a sister called Dream. 854 01:10:37,286 --> 01:10:40,089 So... 855 01:10:40,156 --> 01:10:41,925 Yvette! 856 01:10:49,265 --> 01:10:51,067 Kaopectate. 857 01:11:04,047 --> 01:11:05,849 You look really good. 858 01:11:05,915 --> 01:11:07,884 Huh? 859 01:11:07,951 --> 01:11:09,986 I said you're looking really good. 860 01:11:10,053 --> 01:11:11,488 I heard you. 861 01:11:13,557 --> 01:11:16,460 Fantasy is an artist. 862 01:11:16,493 --> 01:11:17,694 Like Picasso. 863 01:11:17,761 --> 01:11:19,463 He was just in this group show, 864 01:11:19,529 --> 01:11:21,998 and it got mentioned in "Artforum" 30 Under 30. 865 01:11:22,065 --> 01:11:26,903 And he was a finalist for a Guggenheim last year. 866 01:11:26,970 --> 01:11:28,538 Oh, I got robbed. 867 01:11:28,605 --> 01:11:30,139 You know, Nana used to do some painting 868 01:11:30,206 --> 01:11:31,808 when she was young. Didn't you, Nana? 869 01:11:31,875 --> 01:11:35,512 I posed nude and spread my legs. 870 01:11:36,546 --> 01:11:38,047 That's cool. 871 01:11:39,483 --> 01:11:41,350 Yeah, Fantasy is actually, um, 872 01:11:41,485 --> 01:11:43,853 he's involved in installation work. 873 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,923 Not... Not type specific, but more like mixed media. 874 01:11:46,990 --> 01:11:49,993 And, um, he actually finds these dead animals, 875 01:11:50,059 --> 01:11:51,394 and he embalms them, 876 01:11:51,495 --> 01:11:52,996 and then he sort of roboticizes them 877 01:11:53,062 --> 01:11:56,132 into these, like, audio sculptural sort of... 878 01:11:56,199 --> 01:11:59,368 - I'm interested in mortality. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 879 01:11:59,503 --> 01:12:00,804 I mean his work is... 880 01:12:00,870 --> 01:12:03,039 very exploratory, very controversial. 881 01:12:03,106 --> 01:12:04,841 And you might be thinking that it's sort of 882 01:12:04,908 --> 01:12:06,710 like a Damien Hirst derivative, but it's... 883 01:12:06,776 --> 01:12:09,378 Fuck that derivative shit! 884 01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:13,182 But it... But it... But his work is... 885 01:12:13,249 --> 01:12:16,720 Motherfuckers. 886 01:12:16,786 --> 01:12:20,023 His work is actually very, um... 887 01:12:20,089 --> 01:12:24,528 you know, social welfare, income gap, inequality oriented. 888 01:12:24,528 --> 01:12:26,229 Fuck Damien Hirst! 889 01:13:09,939 --> 01:13:13,577 Thanks. 890 01:13:23,787 --> 01:13:26,623 I think it's really great that you got a new dog, 891 01:13:26,690 --> 01:13:28,124 and it's so cute! 892 01:13:28,191 --> 01:13:31,460 I mean, I think that everyone should have a pet. 893 01:13:31,595 --> 01:13:33,496 What's its name? 894 01:13:33,597 --> 01:13:35,599 Cancer. 895 01:13:38,868 --> 01:13:42,038 Wait, wait, um... Why would... 896 01:13:42,105 --> 01:13:44,207 you name it that? 897 01:13:44,273 --> 01:13:46,610 It felt right. 898 01:13:46,610 --> 01:13:49,445 Wait... 899 01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:51,180 Nana, are y... are you? 900 01:13:51,247 --> 01:13:53,382 Everyone's dying. 901 01:13:53,449 --> 01:13:55,018 - I'm going outside. - Here. 902 01:13:55,084 --> 01:13:58,187 Take Cancer with you. She has to go. 903 01:14:11,901 --> 01:14:14,638 Um, there's all of this traffic now, 904 01:14:14,638 --> 01:14:16,640 and it used to be so quiet here 905 01:14:16,673 --> 01:14:18,174 and peaceful and... 906 01:14:18,241 --> 01:14:20,777 sound of bird calls. 907 01:14:27,516 --> 01:14:29,986 Do you ever think about moving? 908 01:14:30,053 --> 01:14:31,454 No. 909 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,222 But the highway... 910 01:14:38,194 --> 01:14:39,663 Oh, um... 911 01:14:39,663 --> 01:14:42,065 I got you a little present. 912 01:14:44,133 --> 01:14:46,569 What for? 913 01:14:46,670 --> 01:14:49,305 I just thought, you know... 914 01:14:49,372 --> 01:14:51,374 crazy, spur of the moment. 915 01:14:54,678 --> 01:14:56,112 Here, open it. 916 01:14:56,179 --> 01:14:59,115 You open it. 917 01:14:59,182 --> 01:15:00,984 Yeah, okay. 918 01:15:04,153 --> 01:15:05,588 It's, um... 919 01:15:05,689 --> 01:15:07,691 It's an ostrich egg. 920 01:15:10,126 --> 01:15:11,394 It's... It's... 921 01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:14,397 It's supposed to be like a delicacy in South Africa. 922 01:15:14,463 --> 01:15:19,035 People worship it there, and you can fry it or poach it 923 01:15:19,102 --> 01:15:22,972 or scramble it or, you know, pickle it or... 924 01:15:23,039 --> 01:15:24,007 Yvette? 925 01:15:40,757 --> 01:15:42,625 Just be super careful with it, Yvette. 926 01:15:42,726 --> 01:15:44,493 It's just really delicate. 927 01:16:09,986 --> 01:16:12,455 I got a part in a movie. 928 01:16:12,521 --> 01:16:13,757 It's a speaking part. 929 01:16:13,757 --> 01:16:16,993 Um, I play... 930 01:16:17,060 --> 01:16:19,896 a crack whore, but it's very emotional, 931 01:16:19,963 --> 01:16:21,430 super tender. 932 01:16:21,497 --> 01:16:23,266 Very tender. 933 01:16:23,332 --> 01:16:25,268 And it's two scenes. 934 01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:36,212 Nana, I know that I haven't been to visit you in a while. 935 01:16:36,279 --> 01:16:39,182 When was the last time you came by? 936 01:16:39,248 --> 01:16:42,518 I don't know. 937 01:16:42,585 --> 01:16:44,353 Three years. 938 01:16:46,689 --> 01:16:49,959 Four. 939 01:16:50,026 --> 01:16:52,228 How much do you need this time? 940 01:16:56,565 --> 01:16:58,334 10,000. 941 01:17:00,804 --> 01:17:02,972 But it's not 'cause of drugs. 942 01:17:03,039 --> 01:17:05,174 It's just this could be such a big deal for Fantasy. 943 01:17:05,241 --> 01:17:08,711 You know, in this moment of his career and he's... 944 01:17:08,812 --> 01:17:11,614 You know, he's worked so hard and he's so sensitive inside. 945 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:13,917 And it's... It's for a really, 946 01:17:13,983 --> 01:17:16,052 really good cause. 947 01:17:46,615 --> 01:17:49,252 How's your dad? 948 01:17:49,318 --> 01:17:50,920 He's in... 949 01:17:50,987 --> 01:17:53,556 California, I think. 950 01:17:55,859 --> 01:17:59,328 When was the last time you saw him? 951 01:17:59,395 --> 01:18:00,997 We don't speak. 952 01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:08,071 - When are you getting married? - I don't know. 953 01:18:08,137 --> 01:18:10,039 Um... You know, 954 01:18:10,106 --> 01:18:13,742 there's just so much stuff going on right now, and... 955 01:18:13,877 --> 01:18:16,012 Fantasy and I are kind of just taking things easy, 956 01:18:16,079 --> 01:18:18,547 you know, 'cause there's no rush, like... 957 01:18:18,614 --> 01:18:20,516 I mean, I'm still young, so... 958 01:18:20,583 --> 01:18:22,251 Don't kid yourself. 959 01:18:27,623 --> 01:18:28,992 Um, you just... 960 01:18:29,058 --> 01:18:31,594 You just forgot to fill out the amount. 961 01:18:31,660 --> 01:18:32,962 No, you fill it out. 962 01:18:33,029 --> 01:18:35,131 I'm no good with numbers. 963 01:18:45,942 --> 01:18:47,911 I'm worried that... 964 01:18:51,447 --> 01:18:55,952 I'm worried that Fantasy isn't faithful to me. 965 01:19:06,362 --> 01:19:09,132 Yo, Zoe! 966 01:19:09,198 --> 01:19:11,634 That's him. I got to go. 967 01:19:17,006 --> 01:19:19,008 Bye, Nana! We'll be back soon. 968 01:19:19,075 --> 01:19:21,277 Thank you! 969 01:20:16,732 --> 01:20:19,068 What happened to you? 970 01:20:20,836 --> 01:20:22,571 I got old. 971 01:20:22,638 --> 01:20:26,242 - I don't want to be old. - Don't worry. 972 01:20:26,309 --> 01:20:29,512 It will happen so fast, you won't even know it happened. 973 01:20:32,048 --> 01:20:35,985 Do I have to get wrinkles? 974 01:20:36,052 --> 01:20:37,886 They're not so bad. 975 01:20:37,953 --> 01:20:40,923 Yes, they are. 976 01:20:40,990 --> 01:20:42,992 Well, you can always have work done. 977 01:20:43,059 --> 01:20:46,629 You mean Botox? 978 01:20:51,767 --> 01:20:53,502 Who are all these children? 979 01:20:53,569 --> 01:20:55,104 You. 980 01:20:55,171 --> 01:20:57,206 They're all you. 981 01:20:57,273 --> 01:20:59,375 All the different lives you could have had 982 01:20:59,442 --> 01:21:02,078 if you hadn't chosen the life you chose. 983 01:21:02,145 --> 01:21:03,779 But I didn't choose. 984 01:21:03,846 --> 01:21:08,151 That's you if you had continued studying art. 985 01:21:08,217 --> 01:21:12,488 And that's you if you had married your true love. 986 01:21:12,555 --> 01:21:16,392 And that's you if you had forgiven your mother. 987 01:21:16,459 --> 01:21:20,963 So many years you never got to know. 988 01:21:21,064 --> 01:21:23,866 - Hello. - Hello. 989 01:21:23,932 --> 01:21:26,502 - Hello. - Hello. 990 01:21:26,569 --> 01:21:27,736 And that's you 991 01:21:27,803 --> 01:21:30,139 if you'd shown kindness to your daughter. 992 01:21:30,206 --> 01:21:31,707 And that's you 993 01:21:31,774 --> 01:21:35,144 if you'd learned to overlook others' flaws. 994 01:21:35,211 --> 01:21:39,648 And you if you hadn't given up on life. 995 01:21:39,715 --> 01:21:40,849 - Hello. - Hello. 996 01:21:40,916 --> 01:21:44,853 - Hello. - Hello. Hello. 997 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:48,591 And here's you if you'd ever liked other people. 998 01:21:48,657 --> 01:21:52,295 And you if you'd ever liked yourself. 999 01:21:52,361 --> 01:21:55,498 You if you left bigger tips. 1000 01:21:55,564 --> 01:21:57,800 - Hello. - Hello. 1001 01:21:57,866 --> 01:21:59,535 - Hello. - Hello. 1002 01:21:59,602 --> 01:22:03,172 And now it's time to say good-bye. 1003 01:22:03,239 --> 01:22:05,608 - No. - But you have to. 1004 01:22:05,674 --> 01:22:08,544 - You have to. - You have to. 1005 01:22:08,611 --> 01:22:09,978 No! 1006 01:22:10,113 --> 01:22:13,916 - Everything has a beginning. - And everything has an end. 1007 01:22:13,982 --> 01:22:17,120 No! No! 1008 01:22:17,153 --> 01:22:19,488 No! N... 1009 01:22:34,437 --> 01:22:36,605 Cancer? 1010 01:22:37,940 --> 01:22:39,408 Cancer? 1011 01:22:47,183 --> 01:22:48,517 Cancer? 1012 01:22:52,521 --> 01:22:53,856 Cancer? 1013 01:24:53,409 --> 01:24:54,910 ♪ Now long ago ♪ 1014 01:24:54,977 --> 01:25:00,316 ♪ This land was just a-waiting to be found ♪ 1015 01:25:00,383 --> 01:25:02,551 ♪ No one's eyes had seen the vistas ♪ 1016 01:25:02,618 --> 01:25:07,456 ♪ And no feet had touched the ground ♪ 1017 01:25:07,523 --> 01:25:09,658 ♪ The eagle and the sparrow ♪ 1018 01:25:09,725 --> 01:25:13,296 ♪ Were the only ones who'd seen ♪ 1019 01:25:13,296 --> 01:25:15,498 ♪ The purple of the mountains ♪ 1020 01:25:15,564 --> 01:25:21,169 ♪ And the valleys lush and green ♪ 1021 01:25:21,304 --> 01:25:28,344 ♪ But on wagon and on foot, the pioneers began to roam ♪ 1022 01:25:28,411 --> 01:25:31,046 ♪ Crossing mountains, forging rivers ♪ 1023 01:25:31,113 --> 01:25:35,618 ♪ On a quest to find a home ♪ 1024 01:25:35,684 --> 01:25:37,686 ♪ They all had band together ♪ 1025 01:25:37,753 --> 01:25:41,089 ♪ Ah, but legends walk alone ♪ 1026 01:25:41,156 --> 01:25:43,592 ♪ On the trail for something better ♪ 1027 01:25:43,659 --> 01:25:47,162 ♪ And a place to call their own ♪ 1028 01:25:47,229 --> 01:25:51,900 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 1029 01:25:51,967 --> 01:25:56,405 ♪ She soldiers on where angels fear to tread ♪ 1030 01:25:56,472 --> 01:26:01,043 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 1031 01:26:01,109 --> 01:26:03,812 ♪ Just looking for some shelter ♪ 1032 01:26:03,879 --> 01:26:08,851 ♪ And a place to rest her head ♪ 1033 01:26:14,357 --> 01:26:16,459 ♪ Some see her on the highways ♪ 1034 01:26:16,525 --> 01:26:19,227 ♪ Like a phantom passing through ♪ 1035 01:26:19,362 --> 01:26:20,996 ♪ Phantom passing through ♪ 1036 01:26:21,063 --> 01:26:23,098 ♪ But she never stays for long ♪ 1037 01:26:23,165 --> 01:26:26,101 ♪ She's on the scent of something new ♪ 1038 01:26:26,168 --> 01:26:28,437 ♪ Scent of something, scent of something new ♪ 1039 01:26:28,504 --> 01:26:30,506 ♪ Now some have tried to name her ♪ 1040 01:26:30,573 --> 01:26:33,141 ♪ But she never stayed for long ♪ 1041 01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:34,510 ♪ Long ♪ 1042 01:26:34,577 --> 01:26:36,445 ♪ And some have tried to tame her ♪ 1043 01:26:36,512 --> 01:26:39,682 ♪ Like the singer of this song ♪ 1044 01:26:39,748 --> 01:26:44,653 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 1045 01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:49,124 ♪ Like wildfire, her myth and legend spread ♪ 1046 01:26:49,191 --> 01:26:53,662 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 1047 01:26:53,729 --> 01:26:56,499 ♪ Just looking for some shelter ♪ 1048 01:26:56,565 --> 01:26:59,902 ♪ And a place to rest her head ♪ 1049 01:26:59,968 --> 01:27:02,204 ♪ A place to rest her head ♪ 1050 01:27:02,270 --> 01:27:06,842 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 1051 01:27:06,909 --> 01:27:09,512 ♪ Like wildfire, her myth and legend spread ♪ 1052 01:27:09,578 --> 01:27:11,414 ♪ Her myth and legend spread ♪ 1053 01:27:11,414 --> 01:27:16,419 ♪ Wiener-Dog, Wiener-Dog ♪ 1054 01:27:16,485 --> 01:27:18,621 ♪ Just looking for some shelter ♪ 1055 01:27:18,687 --> 01:27:24,727 ♪ And a place to rest her head ♪ 1056 01:27:24,793 --> 01:27:26,629 ♪ Whoo ♪ 1057 01:27:26,695 --> 01:27:29,331 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1058 01:27:29,432 --> 01:27:31,567 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1059 01:27:31,634 --> 01:27:33,636 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1060 01:27:33,702 --> 01:27:36,171 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪ 1061 01:27:36,238 --> 01:27:38,206 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1062 01:27:38,273 --> 01:27:43,779 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh ♪ It's, um... 919 01:15:05,689 --> 01:15:07,691 It's an ostrich egg. 920 01:15:10,126 --> 01:15:11,394 It's... It's... 921 01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:14,397 It's supposed to be like a delicacy in South Africa. 922 01:15:14,463 --> 01:15:19,035 People worship it there, and you can fry it or poach it 923 01:15:19,102 --> 01:15:22,972 or scramble it or, you know, pickle it or... 924 01:15:23,039 --> 01:15:24,007 Yvette? 925 01:15:40,757 --> 01:15:42,625 Just be super careful with it, Yvette. 926 01:15:42,726 --> 01:15:44,493 It's just really delicate. 927 01:16:09,986 --> 01:16:12,455 I got a part in a mov