1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:46,329 --> 00:00:49,620 WHO'S DRIVING DOUG 3 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:20,739 Can you turn that down a little? 4 00:02:33,651 --> 00:02:37,256 "Why were you afraid, Lily?" said Jim. 5 00:02:37,288 --> 00:02:38,657 "I was afraid that you would reject me 6 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:42,194 "like all the others do," said Lily. 7 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:45,230 Then Lily and Jim hug each other 8 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:47,900 and never let go. 9 00:02:47,932 --> 00:02:49,435 The end. 10 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,209 Good. 11 00:02:56,241 --> 00:02:57,477 That was good. 12 00:02:58,343 --> 00:02:59,778 Comments. 13 00:03:00,945 --> 00:03:03,615 I really felt the bond between Lily and Jim. 14 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:05,217 It was very real. 15 00:03:05,783 --> 00:03:06,918 Thank you. 16 00:03:06,951 --> 00:03:07,954 Good. 17 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:09,187 Anyone else? 18 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,324 Basically, the whole story's about society's expectations 19 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:14,360 on love and how we deal with it and... 20 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:16,294 Basically, that's it. 21 00:03:16,328 --> 00:03:18,264 That's what I was going for. 22 00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:21,366 Yeah, good, good. 23 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,269 What about you, Doug? 24 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,542 God, that fucking sucked. 25 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:31,743 The story couldn't have been any more 26 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:35,614 contrived and just phony. 27 00:03:35,647 --> 00:03:40,318 And what do you know about love, you pretentious moron? 28 00:03:40,352 --> 00:03:44,991 Do all your experiences come from watching sitcoms? 29 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:48,794 God, it just makes me wanna, like, ralph! 30 00:03:54,332 --> 00:03:56,401 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 31 00:03:56,435 --> 00:03:58,271 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 32 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:01,241 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug. 33 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:04,309 Doug? 34 00:04:05,377 --> 00:04:07,614 Everything was said. 35 00:04:09,414 --> 00:04:10,949 Good. 36 00:04:11,849 --> 00:04:13,885 Now, on that note, 37 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:16,923 I have a special treat for you folks today: 38 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,958 The final assignment. 39 00:04:19,391 --> 00:04:21,360 We'll pass it around now. 40 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:24,429 Read it, and I'll answer questions next class. 41 00:04:46,685 --> 00:04:49,055 I just have a lot of papers to grade. 42 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:51,457 I just want to see you more. 43 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,427 When will I see you, then? 44 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:56,495 Maybe this weekend. 45 00:04:56,528 --> 00:04:57,430 Okay. 46 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,698 Okay. I'll call you, but... 47 00:04:58,730 --> 00:04:59,764 I have to go, okay? 48 00:04:59,798 --> 00:05:00,699 Okay. 49 00:05:07,572 --> 00:05:09,641 Hey! Stephanie! 50 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:12,877 Hey, Steph. 51 00:05:12,911 --> 00:05:14,346 Hi, Doug. 52 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,014 Hey, how's your... 53 00:05:22,987 --> 00:05:24,357 What's up? 54 00:05:24,389 --> 00:05:25,490 Thank you. 55 00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:27,625 My fiction seminar was cancelled. 56 00:05:27,658 --> 00:05:29,428 That's too bad. 57 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:30,995 Hey, I gotta get to class. 58 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:32,130 I'll roll with you. 59 00:05:32,163 --> 00:05:33,699 Okay. Cool. 60 00:05:40,471 --> 00:05:41,740 So I just want to let you know 61 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:44,643 that Wednesday is gonna be my last day. 62 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:46,545 Wait, you're quitting? 63 00:05:46,577 --> 00:05:48,113 Yeah, sorry about that. 64 00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:50,849 My boyfriend's band got this gig in San Fran, 65 00:05:50,882 --> 00:05:53,385 and I'm driving up there with him on Thursday. 66 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:54,753 So, yeah. 67 00:06:52,744 --> 00:06:53,712 Doug? Doug. 68 00:06:53,745 --> 00:06:55,014 There you are. 69 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:59,418 Hi. It's so, God, dark in here. 70 00:06:59,817 --> 00:07:02,454 Did Gretchen even clean your room yet? 71 00:07:03,187 --> 00:07:05,490 I don't know. 72 00:07:05,524 --> 00:07:06,625 Don't get me started on her. 73 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:09,429 She is not the brightest bulb in the box. 74 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:12,598 How are you, Mom? 75 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:14,532 Well, I've been running around all day. 76 00:07:14,565 --> 00:07:15,567 I mean, the florist called. 77 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,836 He was running late. 78 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,704 And then Gretchen broke another one of my plates 79 00:07:18,737 --> 00:07:20,072 and blames it on the dog. 80 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:21,474 Right? 81 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:23,543 I love you, too, Mom. 82 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,744 I'm sorry, honey. 83 00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:27,111 I'm just a little frazzled. 84 00:07:27,144 --> 00:07:29,481 What's going on with your hair? 85 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,951 It's very dusty in here, okay? 86 00:07:31,983 --> 00:07:33,084 And what's the matter? 87 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:34,719 You seem... pooped? 88 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,223 Janice quit. 89 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:38,858 Great. 90 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,025 This is not what I need right now. 91 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,127 I have to get that. 92 00:07:43,161 --> 00:07:44,530 The painter's supposed to be coming, 93 00:07:44,562 --> 00:07:45,630 and, you know, we're... 94 00:07:45,663 --> 00:07:46,731 Gretchen! 95 00:07:46,764 --> 00:07:49,201 Can you please answer the phone? 96 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:02,081 Hey, what's up? 97 00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:06,052 How are you doing? 98 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:13,893 Okay. 99 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:16,829 I miss you. 100 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:57,635 Thank you. 101 00:08:57,668 --> 00:08:59,103 Slow it down, Turbo. 102 00:08:59,136 --> 00:09:00,972 Jackass. 103 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:10,316 Says here you want to be a video game programmer? 104 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:12,284 Yeah. 105 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,191 That's... different. 106 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:27,066 My brother-in-law went to the same high school. 107 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:28,600 All right. 108 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:30,735 Go, Humpbacks! 109 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,645 So, what have you been doing in the meantime? 110 00:09:40,211 --> 00:09:43,149 I've been pursuing my associate's degree. 111 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,185 For five years. 112 00:09:47,385 --> 00:09:50,722 Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you... 113 00:09:51,856 --> 00:09:52,924 Scott. 114 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:54,659 Scott. 115 00:09:55,259 --> 00:09:58,630 Your academic record is, 116 00:09:58,663 --> 00:10:00,198 well, it's less than stellar. 117 00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:01,100 What? 118 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,668 What about my SAT scores? 119 00:10:02,701 --> 00:10:03,701 Yes. 120 00:10:03,735 --> 00:10:05,204 They're quite good. 121 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:07,206 But that was high school. 122 00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:11,209 Alright, I admit it, I've had a rough couple of years. 123 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,879 But I'm ready to buckle down, you know? 124 00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,682 "Seize the moment." 125 00:10:17,182 --> 00:10:19,652 You guys got, like, financial aid, right? 126 00:10:19,684 --> 00:10:23,722 Like... pretty lucrative for your students? 127 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,158 I really don't think 128 00:10:26,191 --> 00:10:28,192 that this would be the right school for you, 129 00:10:28,225 --> 00:10:31,362 but I can offer you some brochures 130 00:10:31,395 --> 00:10:35,400 to some less discriminating universities 131 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:39,437 that would be perfectly suited for someone like you. 132 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:43,875 You know what? 133 00:10:43,908 --> 00:10:45,644 Fuck this. 134 00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,768 Hey. 135 00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:12,271 Hey, you're looking for a new driver, right? 136 00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:13,471 Yeah. 137 00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:15,807 You're Doug? 138 00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:17,742 I'm Scott. 139 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:19,310 Scott Lane. 140 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,014 Hi. 141 00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:25,783 So how many times a week? 142 00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:27,720 Four times a week. 143 00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:31,056 And what, like, nine to... 144 00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:32,792 Who's this? 145 00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:35,427 I'm Scott. 146 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,730 I can start as early as tomorrow. 147 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:42,901 Well, if your driving record checks out. 148 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,969 Great. I'll call you. 149 00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:46,772 Sorry. 150 00:11:50,775 --> 00:11:52,977 I don't like him. 151 00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:12,931 Mom! 152 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,805 Sorry I was late, man. 153 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,774 Being on time's not... 154 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,043 It's not really my thing. 155 00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:29,148 So, what's your major? 156 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:29,982 Theatre. 157 00:12:30,014 --> 00:12:30,883 Cool. 158 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,317 Sounds like fun. 159 00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:36,020 Be the next Judy Garland? 160 00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:41,393 You know, I was in a play once 161 00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:45,297 in high school, and they made us dance the Charleston. 162 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,966 It's like the stupidest dance ever. 163 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:51,269 You ever had to dance the Charleston? 164 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,306 You want the radio on? 165 00:12:54,905 --> 00:12:56,841 No. 166 00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:07,853 What are you staring at? 167 00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:10,322 I'm thinking. 168 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:12,924 Watch the road, please. 169 00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:14,159 Damn. 170 00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:21,866 Where are you from? 171 00:13:21,899 --> 00:13:22,934 Vegas. 172 00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,535 Really? 173 00:13:24,568 --> 00:13:26,904 My dad was gonna take me, 174 00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:28,973 but he didn't get the chance. 175 00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:30,875 Is it cool? 176 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,911 Yeah. 177 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,115 It is. 178 00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:52,530 Alright. 179 00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:55,099 This is where you get off. 180 00:13:57,668 --> 00:14:00,471 You need to unlock me. 181 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,110 Press the right button 182 00:14:05,143 --> 00:14:08,247 that's inside the steering wheel. 183 00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:12,116 Left. 184 00:14:12,149 --> 00:14:13,852 Right. 185 00:14:17,221 --> 00:14:18,990 What'd I just do? 186 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,894 You reset my radio stations. 187 00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,328 Are you kidding? 188 00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:26,932 I can't tell if you're kidding or not. 189 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,101 Well, do you need any help getting inside? 190 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:30,936 I'm fine. 191 00:14:30,969 --> 00:14:32,905 I got it from here. 192 00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:39,944 Have a good day at school, sugarplum! 193 00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:04,903 Hey. 194 00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:15,547 Be right there. 195 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,619 I have to be there. 196 00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,255 I don't care. 197 00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:25,957 I'm coming. 198 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:38,135 "I fucking trusted you, and this is how you repay me? 199 00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:41,005 "By fucking my girl?" said Martin. 200 00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:44,342 "I'll show you trust," replied Michael angrily. 201 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:47,044 Then Michael picked up a hammer and beat Martin's skull 202 00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:50,115 until it was a bloody mess on the floor. 203 00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:52,616 Then Jane entered room topless, 204 00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,218 with a towel around her waist. 205 00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:55,519 She looked at the mangled corpse, 206 00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,221 then at Michael and said, 207 00:15:57,254 --> 00:16:00,091 "Thank you for killing that bastard. 208 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,592 "You're a man. 209 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:04,161 "Let's fuck." 210 00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:11,102 I've gotta go to French class meet-up tonight. 211 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:12,770 If you're not doing anything after, 212 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:17,009 you wanna practice some French kissing? 213 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,978 What? 214 00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,078 Nevermind. 215 00:16:21,111 --> 00:16:24,281 We still on for a study sesh Saturday night? 216 00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:25,050 Sure. 217 00:16:25,082 --> 00:16:27,185 Doug. Listen, man. 218 00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:29,687 We got a problem. 219 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:32,323 Stephanie, this is Scott. 220 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:33,524 -Hi. -Hi. 221 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,192 I'm Stephanie. 222 00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:35,460 Look, man. 223 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:38,230 Something's come up, and I've gotta go to Vegas. 224 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,697 Is everything okay? 225 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:43,434 Yeah, it's like a personal family thing 226 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,202 I gotta take care of. 227 00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:46,737 Yeah, don't worry about it. 228 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:49,673 I'll find someone to take over. 229 00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:52,644 I don't really have a car. 230 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:55,813 So, remember how you were saying that 231 00:16:55,846 --> 00:16:58,250 you wanna go to Vegas? 232 00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:00,585 I could drive you there. 233 00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:01,653 Show you around. 234 00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,422 It'll be such a good time. 235 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,423 I don't know. 236 00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:06,057 Come on, Doug. 237 00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:07,725 You're always talking about Vegas. 238 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,395 I just met you. 239 00:17:11,128 --> 00:17:13,597 Doug, I know you don't know me, 240 00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:16,535 and I know this is, like, a huge favor, 241 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:20,571 but please, this would really help me out. 242 00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:22,406 And I'll go with you. 243 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,241 There's plenty of room in the van. 244 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:25,744 It'll be a party. 245 00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:28,480 I'll have to think about it. 246 00:17:29,146 --> 00:17:31,215 You gotta think about it. 247 00:17:32,349 --> 00:17:34,185 He's gotta think about it. 248 00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:36,420 Okay. Think about it. 249 00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:37,489 Bye, Stephanie. 250 00:17:37,521 --> 00:17:38,823 Thanks for walking with me. 251 00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:40,459 See ya. 252 00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:41,358 Alright, captain. 253 00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:43,695 Come on, let's get you home. 254 00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:52,237 I don't trust this Scott character. 255 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:57,843 I just... I wanna see Vegas before I die. 256 00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,845 Dad would let me go. 257 00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:01,346 Don't be so dramatic. 258 00:18:01,378 --> 00:18:03,414 And no, your father would not allow you to run off 259 00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:06,151 to Las Vegas with a total stranger! 260 00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:09,254 Honey, if you want to go, we'll set a trip up. 261 00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:10,154 Okay? 262 00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,590 We'll see the Hoover Dam. 263 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,426 I don't want to go to Vegas with my mom. 264 00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:16,228 I'm not a child. 265 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:19,431 And you said yourself I need to get out more. 266 00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:21,465 What? This is different. 267 00:18:21,499 --> 00:18:23,300 This is not going to the mall. 268 00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:26,270 This is Las Vegas. 269 00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:29,508 I mean, what are you gonna do there, anyway? 270 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:33,310 I mean, this place is not made for someone like you. 271 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,147 Trust me. 272 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:41,219 It's just... It's not, it's not g... 273 00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:45,156 It's, it's settled. 274 00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:49,193 We'll be having chicken again tonight. 275 00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:51,864 I hope that's okay with you. 276 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:57,903 So the schedule 277 00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:59,570 this year, that's why so many say yes #9, 278 00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:01,673 yes worthy of being a top 10 team, 279 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,641 but without a signature non-conference game 280 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:05,644 and playing that schedule, what can we make? 281 00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,344 Yeah? 282 00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:08,480 Yo, Scott. 283 00:19:08,512 --> 00:19:10,214 Hey, Doug. 284 00:19:10,248 --> 00:19:11,182 What's up? 285 00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:14,685 Hey, do you still need a ride to Vegas? 286 00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:16,888 Yeah, yeah, I do. 287 00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:19,423 Great. I'm down. 288 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:21,226 Thanks, man. 289 00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:23,295 Dude, we're gonna have so much fun. 290 00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:25,663 Like, Stephanie's gonna be thrilled. 291 00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:27,665 I'll see you tomorrow. 292 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:36,274 Many species of tortoises are sexually dimorphic, 293 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,276 that the differences between males and females 294 00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:39,644 vary from species to species. 295 00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:40,811 Doug? 296 00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,881 Do you want to eat with me tonight? 297 00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:45,217 I have plans. 298 00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:48,286 In some species, males have a longer, 299 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,755 more protruding neck length. 300 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,241 You fucking bastard. 301 00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:13,811 You said you wouldn't leave me. 302 00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:17,749 You said you would never leave me. 303 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:22,321 I should flush you down the toilet. 304 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,291 That's what I should do. 305 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,727 I should flush you right down the toilet. 306 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,368 Gretchen! 307 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,238 Can you please come clean this up? 308 00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:49,813 I can't believe your mom's letting you do this. 309 00:20:49,846 --> 00:20:50,714 Yeah. 310 00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:51,982 Me neither. 311 00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:55,454 So, if you don't mind me asking... 312 00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:59,625 You want to ask about my disability. 313 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:03,028 I really don't talk about it. 314 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,696 Are you a virgin? 315 00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:08,900 I have osteodystrophy. 316 00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:11,670 Actually, I have a rare, 317 00:21:11,702 --> 00:21:14,873 non-progressive form of it. 318 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:18,042 So you're saying you're a virgin. 319 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,711 Non-progressive, so... 320 00:21:20,744 --> 00:21:21,945 It doesn't get worse. 321 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:23,347 Mhmm. 322 00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:24,282 Sounds like you got lucky, to me. 323 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:28,319 Well, I actually don't know what it is. 324 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,322 I'm one of the few people that has it. 325 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,958 It's extremely rare. 326 00:21:33,924 --> 00:21:35,492 Were you born with it? 327 00:21:35,526 --> 00:21:37,062 Yup. 328 00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:41,333 You know, if you want, you can ask something about me. 329 00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:44,035 Why would I want to ask something about you? 330 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:45,202 You're normal. 331 00:21:45,236 --> 00:21:49,307 This is the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. 332 00:21:55,078 --> 00:21:56,847 Hey, it's Stephanie. 333 00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:58,950 Just in the van. So... 334 00:21:58,982 --> 00:22:00,652 What's going on with your family? 335 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,087 Man, it's not really a family thing. 336 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,657 It's more of a friend who's like family. 337 00:22:06,457 --> 00:22:08,526 I don't know, it's complicated. 338 00:22:08,558 --> 00:22:10,528 What's up with your family? 339 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,396 What's your dad do? 340 00:22:13,463 --> 00:22:15,399 My dad is dead. 341 00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:16,901 Call me back when you get this, I guess. 342 00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:18,103 I love you. 343 00:22:18,135 --> 00:22:19,604 Bye. 344 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:24,942 What are you guys talking about? 345 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:26,378 Manly things. 346 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:30,448 Beards and chainsaws and penises and such. 347 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,549 Okay, nevermind. 348 00:23:46,857 --> 00:23:48,659 Doug. 349 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,462 Doug. 350 00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:52,730 Hey. 351 00:23:52,762 --> 00:23:54,965 Wake up. 352 00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:57,201 I miss the pool. 353 00:23:57,768 --> 00:23:59,170 You can swim? 354 00:23:59,202 --> 00:24:00,872 I could float. 355 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:04,776 I can even walk around the shallow end a little. 356 00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:09,746 Just less gravity under the water. 357 00:24:09,779 --> 00:24:11,182 You did this as a kid? 358 00:24:11,214 --> 00:24:15,118 I used to spend hours and hours in the pool, 359 00:24:15,152 --> 00:24:18,623 until my hands got all wrinkly. 360 00:24:19,123 --> 00:24:23,161 I just felt so free. 361 00:24:26,696 --> 00:24:30,901 Hey, you know, the hotel we're going to will have a pool. 362 00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:32,936 We can... We can go for a swim. 363 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,905 I'll help you out. 364 00:24:35,673 --> 00:24:37,942 I haven't been able to do that 365 00:24:37,974 --> 00:24:42,179 for a very long time. 366 00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:48,853 Hey, are you guys hungry? 367 00:24:48,885 --> 00:24:50,954 Yeah, I think I could eat. 368 00:24:50,988 --> 00:24:52,090 What about you? 369 00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:53,225 Yeah. 370 00:25:08,972 --> 00:25:11,142 There you go, hun. 371 00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:20,651 Hi, guys. 372 00:25:20,684 --> 00:25:22,653 What can I get ya? 373 00:25:22,953 --> 00:25:25,523 I'll get the number three, please. 374 00:25:26,624 --> 00:25:28,527 I'll have the Big Texas burger. 375 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:31,863 And what can I get for him? 376 00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:36,199 I don't know, Ethel. 377 00:25:36,232 --> 00:25:38,002 Why don't you ask him? 378 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:43,575 Can I get a number one with extra bacon? 379 00:25:44,307 --> 00:25:48,980 Okay, a number one, no bacon. 380 00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:54,651 Can I get extra bacon? 381 00:25:54,684 --> 00:25:55,653 Right. 382 00:25:55,685 --> 00:25:58,622 Number one, no bacon. 383 00:26:03,661 --> 00:26:05,830 He wants extra bacon. 384 00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:08,098 And a round of waters, please. 385 00:26:08,132 --> 00:26:09,701 Thank you. 386 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:19,811 Must get annoying? 387 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:24,649 It happens all the time. 388 00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:38,997 Well, this burger tastes like shit. 389 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,170 You alright? 390 00:26:51,808 --> 00:26:53,310 Sorry. 391 00:26:55,779 --> 00:26:59,083 Can you... Can you cut it up for me? 392 00:26:59,115 --> 00:27:00,785 Yeah, sure thing, man. 393 00:27:09,093 --> 00:27:10,827 Thank you. 394 00:27:10,861 --> 00:27:12,764 No worries. 395 00:27:17,468 --> 00:27:19,704 You're a natural. 396 00:27:22,772 --> 00:27:25,709 Cut a thing or two in my life. 397 00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:30,915 When's the last time you washed your hands? 398 00:27:30,948 --> 00:27:32,817 Relax. 399 00:27:32,849 --> 00:27:35,019 I haven't masturbated since this morning. 400 00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:39,923 And on that note, I'm gonna go make a phone call. 401 00:27:45,762 --> 00:27:50,100 I have to stay proactive on not getting sick. 402 00:27:50,134 --> 00:27:53,171 I can't cough up mucus so well. 403 00:27:53,203 --> 00:27:56,707 My lungs can fill up. 404 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:59,276 Mucus and lung fluid. 405 00:27:59,309 --> 00:28:01,479 Thanks for sharing. 406 00:28:01,511 --> 00:28:03,147 heard from you. 407 00:28:04,013 --> 00:28:05,415 Call me back when you get this. 408 00:28:05,449 --> 00:28:07,384 Or text me or something. 409 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:09,987 Jesus, this knife is terrible. 410 00:28:10,887 --> 00:28:12,389 Hey, Ethel? 411 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:16,427 Can we get a new knife over here? 412 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:19,831 Particularly one that... cuts things? 413 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,865 Thank you! 414 00:28:21,898 --> 00:28:24,401 Can you not make a big deal out of it? 415 00:28:24,434 --> 00:28:26,269 I'm just trying to help you out, man. 416 00:28:26,303 --> 00:28:28,773 I don't need your help. 417 00:28:28,806 --> 00:28:31,710 I just want to be treated like everyone else. 418 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:33,478 No, you don't. 419 00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:36,047 You love being treated special. 420 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:37,914 So what, when someone holds a door open for you, 421 00:28:37,948 --> 00:28:39,984 they're treating you like a kid? 422 00:28:40,017 --> 00:28:41,818 And when they don't, they're an asshole? 423 00:28:41,852 --> 00:28:43,254 Is that how it works? 424 00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:44,989 And at the same time, you claim you want to be treated 425 00:28:45,021 --> 00:28:49,760 like everyone else, but what you fail to realize 426 00:28:50,394 --> 00:28:52,930 is that the longer you focus on trying to be normal, 427 00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,264 the longer it's gonna take you to realize 428 00:28:54,298 --> 00:28:56,734 that nobody's normal, Doug. 429 00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:00,204 How's that? 430 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,377 Thank you. 431 00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:08,945 Stop thanking me all the time. 432 00:29:08,979 --> 00:29:10,914 You're sucking all the fun out of it. 433 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:21,159 What'd I miss? 434 00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:24,828 Can't divulge that information, ma'am. 435 00:29:24,862 --> 00:29:27,031 It's a government secret thing. 436 00:29:27,064 --> 00:29:28,399 We told you, we'd have to kill ya. 437 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:32,836 And Doug doesn't wanna have to do that. Look at him. 438 00:29:32,869 --> 00:29:34,871 Actually, I believe there's an implied priv clause 439 00:29:34,904 --> 00:29:36,307 regarding Las Vegas. 440 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:38,375 You know what they say. 441 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,045 I'm sorry, what do they say? 442 00:29:41,077 --> 00:29:44,182 "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." 443 00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:47,285 Who the hell says that? 444 00:29:47,317 --> 00:29:48,952 It's a saying. 445 00:29:49,586 --> 00:29:51,154 From who? 446 00:29:51,188 --> 00:29:52,857 People. People say that. 447 00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:56,326 I've lived in Vegas for years, and I've never heard that. 448 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:58,395 Seriously? 449 00:29:58,962 --> 00:30:00,298 Fuck you. 450 00:30:01,265 --> 00:30:02,967 So, who you out there calling? 451 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:05,502 My boyfriend. 452 00:30:05,536 --> 00:30:06,938 He wasn't answering, though. 453 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,807 Boyfriend? 454 00:30:09,373 --> 00:30:11,442 Sounds serious. 455 00:30:11,474 --> 00:30:14,110 Yeah, it's getting pretty serious. 456 00:30:14,144 --> 00:30:16,280 He's a professor. 457 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,115 And the plot thickens. 458 00:30:18,148 --> 00:30:21,418 So, why pray tell, are you making study dates with Doug 459 00:30:21,451 --> 00:30:23,386 if you're already doing the professor? 460 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:26,490 Doesn't that, like, guarantee a passing grade? 461 00:30:26,522 --> 00:30:28,425 It's not like that. 462 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:30,494 He's a great guy. 463 00:30:30,527 --> 00:30:34,298 I heard he sleeps with a lot of his students. 464 00:30:36,099 --> 00:30:38,869 He doesn't do that anymore. 465 00:31:38,996 --> 00:31:43,067 So, what do you call a quadriplegic on a barbecue grill? 466 00:31:46,036 --> 00:31:48,038 Frank. 467 00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:49,072 Alright, alright. 468 00:31:49,106 --> 00:31:52,343 What do you call a quadriplegic under your car? 469 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,480 Jack. 470 00:31:57,013 --> 00:31:57,981 Come on, man. 471 00:31:58,015 --> 00:31:59,584 Those are funny. 472 00:32:00,049 --> 00:32:02,052 I laughed. 473 00:32:02,251 --> 00:32:04,288 You didn't even smile. 474 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,323 You never smile. 475 00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:09,494 Maybe I don't want to. 476 00:32:10,661 --> 00:32:12,497 Bullshit. 477 00:32:14,397 --> 00:32:16,733 I can't smile. 478 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:21,239 These muscles in my face don't work. 479 00:32:22,038 --> 00:32:24,075 Or something. 480 00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:30,048 I guess it's just an added bonus. 481 00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,284 That's not true. 482 00:32:33,317 --> 00:32:35,618 I've seen you smile. 483 00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:37,989 You use your eyes. 484 00:32:38,021 --> 00:32:40,625 You just don't do it that often. 485 00:32:42,358 --> 00:32:46,163 Maybe I don't have anything to smile about. 486 00:32:54,203 --> 00:32:55,172 My God. 487 00:32:55,204 --> 00:32:56,240 What is happening? 488 00:32:57,673 --> 00:32:59,376 What are you doing? 489 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:03,147 Just having a little fun. 490 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:05,416 Slow down, stranger. 491 00:33:05,449 --> 00:33:07,218 Not a chance. 492 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,622 Say it with me, Doug. 493 00:33:11,654 --> 00:33:13,691 Woo! 494 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,127 Woo! 495 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,028 Woo! 496 00:33:20,196 --> 00:33:22,132 You guys are fucking insane! 497 00:33:32,209 --> 00:33:34,111 That was not cool. 498 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,048 What's happening? 499 00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:38,715 You okay? 500 00:33:38,749 --> 00:33:40,084 You need some water? 501 00:33:40,116 --> 00:33:42,086 Scott, pull over! 502 00:34:06,643 --> 00:34:07,545 What do I do? 503 00:34:07,577 --> 00:34:08,478 I don't know. 504 00:34:08,512 --> 00:34:09,580 I've never seen him this bad. 505 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:11,081 Hit his back or something, I don't know. 506 00:34:13,182 --> 00:34:14,418 Doug! 507 00:34:14,851 --> 00:34:16,253 Doug! 508 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,223 I'm okay. 509 00:34:19,255 --> 00:34:21,125 Just give me a minute. 510 00:34:21,757 --> 00:34:23,193 My God. 511 00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:25,163 I was gonna call 911. 512 00:34:25,695 --> 00:34:26,797 Damn it, Doug. 513 00:34:26,829 --> 00:34:28,766 You scared the shit out of me, man. 514 00:34:32,603 --> 00:34:34,271 I'm fine. 515 00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:36,740 Let's keep going. 516 00:34:47,317 --> 00:34:49,119 That was terrifying. 517 00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:54,125 You okay? 518 00:34:54,157 --> 00:34:55,125 I'm fine. 519 00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:57,260 Just freaked me out a little. 520 00:34:58,161 --> 00:35:00,130 Come on. Let's go. 521 00:35:52,949 --> 00:35:54,484 Look at you. Look at you. 522 00:35:54,518 --> 00:35:55,920 You're beautiful. 523 00:36:00,389 --> 00:36:02,292 Hey, come here. 524 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,226 Come here. 525 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:04,495 Take a picture. 526 00:36:04,527 --> 00:36:05,828 Come on, I got it set up. 527 00:36:05,862 --> 00:36:06,730 Shit, I got it on video. 528 00:36:06,762 --> 00:36:08,298 Hold on. 529 00:36:08,331 --> 00:36:08,766 Alright. 530 00:36:08,798 --> 00:36:10,367 Say "cheese." 531 00:36:12,402 --> 00:36:14,338 Are we there yet? 532 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,275 See that sign over there? 533 00:36:19,275 --> 00:36:20,744 Yeah. 534 00:36:21,545 --> 00:36:24,914 A friend and I stayed out all night once by that sign, 535 00:36:24,947 --> 00:36:27,317 just waiting for a ride. 536 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,753 Why didn't you stay at a hotel? 537 00:36:30,554 --> 00:36:32,356 Didn't have any money. 538 00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:35,226 That must've sucked. 539 00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:41,331 Actually, it was one of the best nights of my life. 540 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,418 It's calm here. 541 00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:36,920 I've never seen anything like this. 542 00:37:36,952 --> 00:37:38,788 There's so many people. 543 00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:42,259 This is amazing. 544 00:37:43,693 --> 00:37:45,429 Check it out. 545 00:37:46,862 --> 00:37:48,565 We're here. 546 00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:56,873 It's cool? 547 00:38:01,711 --> 00:38:03,914 This is crazy. 548 00:38:03,947 --> 00:38:06,383 I wanna gamble. 549 00:38:06,416 --> 00:38:08,286 Slow your roll, buddy. 550 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,588 Let's check out the hotel first. 551 00:38:16,092 --> 00:38:18,428 That place looks nice. 552 00:38:20,463 --> 00:38:22,699 No, we can't stay there. 553 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,936 I know a place that's a little better suited 554 00:38:25,969 --> 00:38:27,972 for our price range. 555 00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:51,561 Where'd you hear that Julian sleeps 556 00:38:51,594 --> 00:38:54,431 with a lot of students? 557 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,370 I thought you knew. 558 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:05,543 Jesus, what do you got in here, a dead body? 559 00:39:05,976 --> 00:39:07,378 Just books. 560 00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,780 Doug and I are supposed to study this weekend. 561 00:39:11,681 --> 00:39:13,983 So, should we meet back here in a few hours? 562 00:39:15,085 --> 00:39:16,787 You ditching us already? 563 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:17,988 I've just been stewing in your juices 564 00:39:18,021 --> 00:39:18,889 for the last six hours. 565 00:39:18,922 --> 00:39:21,425 I could use a shower. 566 00:39:22,659 --> 00:39:25,762 Scott, why don't you show me those cardshark skills? 567 00:39:25,795 --> 00:39:27,463 Pace yourself, captain. 568 00:39:27,496 --> 00:39:28,798 Let's check out our room first. 569 00:39:28,831 --> 00:39:30,933 There's plenty of time to spend your money. 570 00:39:30,967 --> 00:39:32,869 Great. Well, see you in a few hours. 571 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:36,440 Yes, Mom. 572 00:39:37,606 --> 00:39:38,742 Yes. 573 00:39:42,144 --> 00:39:44,047 I'm fine, Mom. 574 00:39:45,648 --> 00:39:47,550 Unacceptable, Doug! 575 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:50,620 We agreed you would not be going to that awful place! 576 00:39:50,653 --> 00:39:51,855 We didn't agree. 577 00:39:51,887 --> 00:39:53,556 Where are you? I am going to get you. 578 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:55,025 No, Mom. 579 00:39:55,057 --> 00:39:56,726 I just got here. 580 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,030 Well, are you at least eating enough? 581 00:40:01,063 --> 00:40:02,432 Yes, Mom. 582 00:40:02,465 --> 00:40:04,101 The hotel clean? 583 00:40:04,134 --> 00:40:05,501 It's fine. 584 00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:07,538 Do you need anything? 585 00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:08,873 No. 586 00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:15,012 You know, the dog got under the fence 587 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:17,114 and into the neighbor's yard today. 588 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,182 Great. 589 00:40:19,215 --> 00:40:21,050 When are you coming home? 590 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,186 I just got here. 591 00:40:23,219 --> 00:40:25,822 I'll be home in a couple of days. 592 00:40:25,856 --> 00:40:27,591 I gotta go, Mom. 593 00:40:27,623 --> 00:40:29,459 Wait. Okay, well... 594 00:40:30,025 --> 00:40:31,494 Call us later. 595 00:40:31,527 --> 00:40:33,096 I love you. 596 00:40:33,128 --> 00:40:34,597 I love you, too, Douglas. 597 00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:43,574 What's that stain on the bed? 598 00:40:44,106 --> 00:40:45,041 Don't worry. 599 00:40:45,074 --> 00:40:46,509 That doesn't look like blood. 600 00:40:46,543 --> 00:40:47,945 It looks like semen. 601 00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:49,179 Good luck with that. 602 00:40:49,211 --> 00:40:51,449 It's your bed. 603 00:41:57,614 --> 00:41:59,650 Are you okay? 604 00:42:08,224 --> 00:42:09,693 Yeah. 605 00:42:10,693 --> 00:42:12,228 I'm great. 606 00:42:12,262 --> 00:42:14,164 We've got some time to kill. 607 00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:17,233 You wanna go see your friend? 608 00:42:20,135 --> 00:42:21,003 No. 609 00:42:21,036 --> 00:42:22,705 I can take of that later. 610 00:42:22,739 --> 00:42:23,639 I need a drink. 611 00:42:23,672 --> 00:42:25,675 Let's roll. 612 00:42:27,744 --> 00:42:29,547 You ever play blackjack? 613 00:42:30,246 --> 00:42:31,615 On my phone. 614 00:42:32,282 --> 00:42:38,755 That's good enough for me. Let's do it. 615 00:42:38,788 --> 00:42:40,324 Okay. 616 00:42:40,356 --> 00:42:41,625 Here, do you see this? 617 00:42:41,657 --> 00:42:42,659 It's ridiculous. 618 00:42:42,692 --> 00:42:43,894 Hey, cutie. 619 00:42:43,927 --> 00:42:45,295 Hey. What's the minimum? 620 00:42:45,327 --> 00:42:46,762 $10. 621 00:42:46,795 --> 00:42:47,830 $10. 622 00:42:52,235 --> 00:42:53,070 You good with that? 623 00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:53,737 Yeah. 624 00:42:53,769 --> 00:42:54,804 Alright. 625 00:43:12,355 --> 00:43:12,990 I think you should... 626 00:43:13,023 --> 00:43:14,791 Yeah. 627 00:43:14,824 --> 00:43:16,760 Please. Yeah. 628 00:43:16,793 --> 00:43:18,262 Just go ahead. 629 00:43:25,702 --> 00:43:27,170 -Stay. -Definitely stay. 630 00:43:27,202 --> 00:43:28,838 20, 20. 631 00:43:31,807 --> 00:43:33,744 That's fucking sick. 632 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:36,913 Bust, again. 633 00:43:39,882 --> 00:43:41,618 Yes! 634 00:43:42,686 --> 00:43:44,688 This guy's getting all the good cards. 635 00:43:44,721 --> 00:43:45,856 With a face like that, 636 00:43:45,889 --> 00:43:47,791 you should go over to the poker table. 637 00:43:47,824 --> 00:43:49,927 He's mad 'cause he's losing. 638 00:43:53,262 --> 00:43:54,398 Place your bets. 639 00:43:57,766 --> 00:43:59,168 No more bets. 640 00:43:59,869 --> 00:44:02,306 33, black. 641 00:44:03,706 --> 00:44:05,174 Alright, what else? 642 00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:08,711 The rest, and then stuck on two to one. 643 00:44:08,744 --> 00:44:09,945 The whole thing? 644 00:44:09,978 --> 00:44:10,946 Yeah. 645 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:11,715 You sure? 646 00:44:11,748 --> 00:44:12,849 Yeah! 647 00:44:12,882 --> 00:44:14,217 Place your bets. 648 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,119 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 649 00:44:16,152 --> 00:44:17,420 Wait, nevermind. 650 00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:19,423 My God. 651 00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:29,666 Yes! 652 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,402 -You sure? -Yeah! 653 00:44:32,434 --> 00:44:35,005 Okay. Alright. 654 00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:37,273 No more bets. 655 00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:40,344 No more bets, please. 656 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:46,050 -Green, zero! -Yeah! Yes! 657 00:44:49,085 --> 00:44:51,054 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 658 00:44:51,086 --> 00:44:53,355 11, yes! 659 00:44:53,389 --> 00:44:54,791 Did you see that? 660 00:44:54,824 --> 00:44:56,026 Look at that. 661 00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:00,163 Come on, come on. 662 00:45:00,195 --> 00:45:01,398 Excuse me, sir. 663 00:45:01,931 --> 00:45:02,965 Yeah. 664 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,469 Is he 21? 665 00:45:05,501 --> 00:45:06,836 Of course. 666 00:45:09,338 --> 00:45:11,173 Could you please show me some ID? 667 00:45:11,206 --> 00:45:12,241 Yeah. 668 00:45:12,275 --> 00:45:14,010 It's in your pocket, right, Doug? 669 00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:15,878 Yeah, back pocket. 670 00:45:15,911 --> 00:45:17,279 He's pretty heavy. 671 00:45:17,313 --> 00:45:19,115 If you maybe get his feet, help me flip him over, 672 00:45:19,148 --> 00:45:20,784 we get it out. 673 00:45:21,851 --> 00:45:23,787 No, that won't be necessary. 674 00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,756 I'm terribly sorry. 675 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:27,991 He looks young for his age. 676 00:45:28,891 --> 00:45:30,960 You have a nice day. 677 00:45:32,295 --> 00:45:35,298 You know, you could've just shown him my ID. 678 00:45:35,331 --> 00:45:39,202 Yeah, but that wouldn't have been as much fun. 679 00:45:39,235 --> 00:45:42,005 Refills! Hell yeah! 680 00:45:42,038 --> 00:45:44,407 Sorry, it's his first time. 681 00:45:45,507 --> 00:45:48,110 Wait, wait, wait. That's for you. 682 00:45:48,143 --> 00:45:49,946 Can I get a straw? 683 00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:53,784 I think she wants the D, Doug. 684 00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:55,552 She's into you. 685 00:45:55,585 --> 00:45:56,787 Sure. 686 00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:03,894 Right. 687 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:06,829 Onward. 688 00:46:07,864 --> 00:46:09,032 Where to next? 689 00:46:09,065 --> 00:46:11,235 Wherever you want to go, man. 690 00:46:12,202 --> 00:46:14,004 Should we go pick up Stephanie? 691 00:46:14,036 --> 00:46:15,938 Yeah, let's head back. 692 00:46:21,077 --> 00:46:22,813 You know what? 693 00:46:22,846 --> 00:46:25,882 I had a lot of fun with you. 694 00:46:25,914 --> 00:46:27,250 Thank you. 695 00:46:27,282 --> 00:46:28,083 Good. 696 00:46:28,117 --> 00:46:29,452 I did, too. 697 00:46:29,485 --> 00:46:30,320 Especially 'cause you're gonna give me 698 00:46:30,353 --> 00:46:31,253 a cut of your winnings. 699 00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:34,291 That's what you think. 700 00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:36,226 Come on. 30%. 701 00:46:36,259 --> 00:46:37,293 25%. 702 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:40,564 10%? 703 00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:42,365 Good luck with that. 704 00:46:47,135 --> 00:46:48,371 Dick. 705 00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:54,144 Import prices took their sharpest plunge 706 00:46:54,177 --> 00:46:56,880 in over eight years in March. 707 00:46:56,913 --> 00:47:00,449 As costs of both imported petroleum and non-petroleum... 708 00:47:00,483 --> 00:47:04,387 It's okay to be fat 709 00:47:17,099 --> 00:47:18,300 How do I look? 710 00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:20,069 You look so good, I could dip you in butter 711 00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:22,172 and sop you up with a biscuit. 712 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,146 So, what do you guys wanna go do? 713 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:31,914 Whatever. 714 00:47:31,947 --> 00:47:33,916 What do you think, Doug? 715 00:47:33,949 --> 00:47:35,918 I don't care. 716 00:47:35,952 --> 00:47:38,922 I know a good bar we could go to. 717 00:47:38,954 --> 00:47:40,623 I'm ready. 718 00:47:42,057 --> 00:47:44,527 Not looking like that, you're not. 719 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:47,897 This is all I got. 720 00:48:00,976 --> 00:48:04,346 Are glasses really necessary? 721 00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:05,515 No, you look good. 722 00:48:05,547 --> 00:48:08,117 Like, Rollercop. 723 00:48:10,286 --> 00:48:11,488 I look stupid. 724 00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:13,089 I think you look great. 725 00:48:13,121 --> 00:48:14,490 Let's go. 726 00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,030 Come on, maverick! 727 00:49:00,702 --> 00:49:02,105 Let's go dance! 728 00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:06,009 What am I gonna do? 729 00:49:06,041 --> 00:49:07,110 Come dance! 730 00:49:07,143 --> 00:49:08,378 Come dance. 731 00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,280 Try and have fun, Doug. 732 00:49:34,202 --> 00:49:35,338 Come on! 733 00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:36,974 Let's see your moves, Doug. 734 00:49:45,581 --> 00:49:46,750 Thanks a lot, you guys. 735 00:49:46,782 --> 00:49:49,518 Thanks for coming 'round to this place. 736 00:50:59,889 --> 00:51:01,657 What's up, man? 737 00:51:03,559 --> 00:51:05,394 Where's Stephanie? 738 00:51:06,128 --> 00:51:07,431 Inside. 739 00:51:22,244 --> 00:51:22,878 Come on, man. 740 00:51:22,911 --> 00:51:24,114 What's wrong? 741 00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:27,116 I just have a headache. 742 00:51:29,851 --> 00:51:32,121 I got something that'll make you feel better. 743 00:51:38,226 --> 00:51:39,228 No. 744 00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,196 No, no, no. 745 00:51:40,228 --> 00:51:42,531 I... No, no thank you. 746 00:51:43,231 --> 00:51:44,668 You ever tried it? 747 00:51:45,534 --> 00:51:46,635 No. 748 00:51:46,668 --> 00:51:48,605 I don't do drugs. 749 00:51:48,637 --> 00:51:51,773 Come on, you take like 15 pills a day. 750 00:51:51,806 --> 00:51:52,974 It's just weed. 751 00:51:53,007 --> 00:51:55,444 It's not like a cigarette with a bunch of bullshit in it. 752 00:51:55,478 --> 00:51:57,847 It's a plant. It's like cilantro. 753 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,749 But it gets you high. 754 00:52:00,516 --> 00:52:05,355 There's no way you're gonna convince me to smoke pot. 755 00:52:17,233 --> 00:52:19,635 When I was a kid, 756 00:52:21,269 --> 00:52:24,574 I used to think drinking and driving 757 00:52:24,606 --> 00:52:28,177 meant drinking anything and driving. 758 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:35,217 So when I saw my dad drinking coffee and driving, 759 00:52:35,251 --> 00:52:39,355 I was like, "My God, what are you doing?" 760 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:43,326 Eagle Scout Doug saves the day. 761 00:52:43,358 --> 00:52:45,594 Eagle Scout. Right. 762 00:52:57,974 --> 00:53:01,311 When I was in elementary school, 763 00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:06,316 there was this huge hill by the playground. 764 00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:12,721 It probably wasn't that steep, 765 00:53:12,755 --> 00:53:16,659 but when you're a little kid, you know? 766 00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:21,431 So I had one of my friends push me to the top of the hill. 767 00:53:23,331 --> 00:53:27,269 And I would just 768 00:53:29,538 --> 00:53:34,277 let go of the brakes and fly. 769 00:53:49,324 --> 00:53:52,928 You know, I probably could've killed myself, 770 00:53:54,329 --> 00:53:57,933 but it was just so much fun. 771 00:54:07,476 --> 00:54:08,911 What time is it? 772 00:54:08,943 --> 00:54:10,547 Who cares? 773 00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:16,918 Thank you. 774 00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:19,990 For this stuff. 775 00:54:22,090 --> 00:54:24,626 Anytime, man. 776 00:54:24,659 --> 00:54:26,895 You wanna trade? 777 00:54:34,336 --> 00:54:36,972 This is for concentration. 778 00:54:38,907 --> 00:54:42,645 But it gives you a pretty good buzz, too. 779 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:50,487 You're kidding me, right? 780 00:54:57,626 --> 00:54:59,429 I feel fucking amazing. 781 00:54:59,461 --> 00:55:00,429 Doug, I need to use your phone. 782 00:55:00,463 --> 00:55:02,065 Mine's dead. 783 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,436 Thanks. 784 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,673 Hello? 785 00:55:11,706 --> 00:55:12,607 Hi. 786 00:55:12,641 --> 00:55:13,608 I didn't think you'd be awake. 787 00:55:13,641 --> 00:55:15,077 Hi. 788 00:55:15,110 --> 00:55:16,813 Now's not really a good time. 789 00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:18,481 It's two in the morning. 790 00:55:18,514 --> 00:55:19,382 What's going on? 791 00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:21,917 Nothing. 792 00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:22,885 I have to go, okay? 793 00:55:22,918 --> 00:55:24,454 I'll talk to you later. 794 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:25,889 Who's on the phone? 795 00:55:43,438 --> 00:55:44,507 Hey, Scott. 796 00:55:44,539 --> 00:55:46,643 Shit, took you long enough. 797 00:55:49,177 --> 00:55:51,447 Busy night, stud? 798 00:55:52,081 --> 00:55:54,483 Doug, Elation. 799 00:55:54,516 --> 00:55:56,485 Elation, Doug. 800 00:56:01,556 --> 00:56:04,460 So this is him? 801 00:56:06,896 --> 00:56:08,431 Hey, baby. 802 00:56:08,463 --> 00:56:11,101 I got you some entertainment, buddy. 803 00:56:13,436 --> 00:56:14,836 Don't worry, man. 804 00:56:14,869 --> 00:56:17,572 Elation's all class. 805 00:56:19,574 --> 00:56:21,410 Doug, are you okay with this? 806 00:56:21,443 --> 00:56:22,577 He's fine. 807 00:56:22,610 --> 00:56:24,513 Let's give him some alone time. 808 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:27,083 Have fun, stud-muffin. 809 00:56:40,695 --> 00:56:41,730 Hey. 810 00:56:44,599 --> 00:56:45,668 Hi. 811 00:56:47,869 --> 00:56:50,572 Do you wanna come over here a little closer, 812 00:56:50,606 --> 00:56:52,809 so I can see you? 813 00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:54,777 This is not okay, Scott. 814 00:56:54,809 --> 00:56:56,945 He could get hurt or catch something. 815 00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,146 Relax. 816 00:56:58,179 --> 00:56:59,481 Elation's a pro. 817 00:57:00,548 --> 00:57:01,851 Doug needs someone to take care of him. 818 00:57:01,884 --> 00:57:03,853 That clearly is not you. 819 00:57:03,885 --> 00:57:06,688 Maybe you could stop treating him like a child. 820 00:57:06,722 --> 00:57:09,057 You're so irresponsible. 821 00:57:09,090 --> 00:57:10,926 I'm irresponsible? 822 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,896 You're the one fucking your 50-year-old professor. 823 00:57:19,034 --> 00:57:19,969 Yeah. 824 00:57:20,001 --> 00:57:21,438 That's right. 825 00:57:22,170 --> 00:57:23,572 Hey. 826 00:57:23,972 --> 00:57:25,708 Hey, hey, hey. 827 00:58:01,577 --> 00:58:05,114 So, what do you like? 828 00:58:10,184 --> 00:58:12,621 I... 829 00:58:13,588 --> 00:58:16,259 I like movies. 830 00:58:20,728 --> 00:58:23,665 That's not what I meant, darling. 831 00:58:44,652 --> 00:58:45,954 Come here. 832 00:59:15,818 --> 00:59:18,653 No don't. 833 00:59:18,686 --> 00:59:21,190 Let's just... 834 00:59:21,222 --> 00:59:23,559 Why don't I help? 835 00:59:24,626 --> 00:59:25,728 Sure. 836 00:59:52,721 --> 00:59:54,923 Is that okay? 837 00:59:54,956 --> 00:59:56,625 Yeah. 838 01:00:01,396 --> 01:00:03,298 Kinky, baby. 839 01:00:17,746 --> 01:00:19,414 Well, at least your dick works. 840 01:00:36,831 --> 01:00:39,033 This is my... 841 01:00:39,034 --> 01:00:41,871 My first time. 842 01:01:00,856 --> 01:01:02,859 That not okay? 843 01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:09,298 No one has ever touched me like that. 844 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:57,279 I think there should be a first time for everything. 845 01:01:59,947 --> 01:02:01,183 Don't you? 846 01:02:07,422 --> 01:02:09,858 Now, I'm gonna make your first time 847 01:02:09,891 --> 01:02:12,761 very, very special. 848 01:02:37,018 --> 01:02:38,953 Experience classic value 849 01:02:38,987 --> 01:02:40,956 with rooms starting at $23. 850 01:02:40,989 --> 01:02:42,925 Book your stay now, partner. 851 01:02:42,958 --> 01:02:44,527 The Riv's right on the Strip. 852 01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:46,427 Rooms and suites are going fast. 853 01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:49,898 Call 855-468-6748, 854 01:02:49,931 --> 01:02:51,567 or go to riveriahotel.com. 855 01:02:52,434 --> 01:02:54,804 Mention code RSPC, and... 856 01:03:17,525 --> 01:03:20,495 These eggs are good. 857 01:03:20,528 --> 01:03:21,931 Aren't they, Doug? 858 01:03:24,632 --> 01:03:26,234 I said, "Aren't they, Doug?" 859 01:03:26,902 --> 01:03:28,070 Doug. 860 01:03:30,304 --> 01:03:33,375 Scramble my fucking eggs, you wild stallion! 861 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:36,512 Hey, Doug. 862 01:03:41,416 --> 01:03:43,286 I need a new plate. 863 01:03:54,061 --> 01:03:56,231 I should probably go help him out. 864 01:03:59,367 --> 01:04:00,302 Hey. 865 01:04:00,335 --> 01:04:01,603 Let me get that for you. 866 01:04:01,637 --> 01:04:03,072 I can manage. 867 01:04:03,538 --> 01:04:05,507 I said I fucking got it! 868 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,045 Aren't you supposed to see your friend today or something? 869 01:04:10,077 --> 01:04:11,447 Isn't that why we're here? 870 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,615 I don't know. 871 01:04:12,648 --> 01:04:13,983 I gotta... call and figure it out. 872 01:04:14,016 --> 01:04:15,851 Call who? 873 01:04:16,251 --> 01:04:18,053 My friend. 874 01:04:18,085 --> 01:04:19,888 I'm onto you. 875 01:04:20,655 --> 01:04:22,056 Yeah? 876 01:04:22,090 --> 01:04:23,559 I know what you're hiding. 877 01:04:23,592 --> 01:04:26,128 Why haven't I seen this friend? 878 01:04:26,161 --> 01:04:28,931 Does he even have a name? 879 01:04:28,963 --> 01:04:30,164 Whatever. 880 01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:31,500 I don't care. 881 01:04:31,532 --> 01:04:33,268 It's cool, man. 882 01:04:34,469 --> 01:04:37,072 What the hell are you talking about? 883 01:04:37,972 --> 01:04:40,074 It's your dealer, isn't it? 884 01:04:40,108 --> 01:04:41,543 Yeah, Doug. 885 01:04:41,576 --> 01:04:44,914 I drove five hours across state lines to buy a dime bag. 886 01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:47,583 Get some food in your system. 887 01:04:48,349 --> 01:04:50,118 I'm not hungry. 888 01:05:05,599 --> 01:05:08,369 No, I'm having a wonderful time. 889 01:05:08,402 --> 01:05:09,304 Really? 890 01:05:09,338 --> 01:05:11,006 Because you sound kind of sad. 891 01:05:11,039 --> 01:05:13,075 I'm fine. 892 01:05:13,108 --> 01:05:15,443 When are you coming home? 893 01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:17,478 Probably tomorrow. 894 01:05:19,146 --> 01:05:20,682 I miss you, honey. 895 01:05:21,315 --> 01:05:23,084 I miss you, too, Mom. 896 01:05:23,117 --> 01:05:24,219 I gotta go. 897 01:05:24,251 --> 01:05:26,288 I'll talk to you later. 898 01:05:34,295 --> 01:05:36,531 I did not give him permission to go. 899 01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:38,634 What are you gonna do? 900 01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:41,269 You certainly can't stop him. 901 01:05:48,443 --> 01:05:52,081 So, what do you want to do now? 902 01:05:53,315 --> 01:05:55,518 Where's Stephanie? 903 01:05:57,052 --> 01:05:58,521 I don't know. 904 01:05:59,086 --> 01:06:01,155 You wanna go play blackjack? 905 01:06:01,188 --> 01:06:02,057 Nope. 906 01:06:04,358 --> 01:06:06,594 You wanna go get a drink? 907 01:06:07,094 --> 01:06:08,730 No. 908 01:06:14,101 --> 01:06:16,739 What's your problem, man? 909 01:06:16,771 --> 01:06:18,639 What's my problem? 910 01:06:18,672 --> 01:06:20,675 You're my fucking problem! 911 01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:22,377 You selfish asshole! 912 01:06:22,411 --> 01:06:24,280 Are you really that thick? 913 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,415 Doug? 914 01:06:26,447 --> 01:06:28,150 Doug. 915 01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:31,354 I wanna go play some games. 916 01:06:32,219 --> 01:06:34,522 Can you open the door for me, please? 917 01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:39,527 You want me to come with you? 918 01:06:40,762 --> 01:06:41,998 No. 919 01:09:19,753 --> 01:09:21,623 Are you sure? 920 01:09:22,556 --> 01:09:26,295 What, you've never seen a drunk cripple gamble 921 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:28,531 his Medicare away? 922 01:09:37,238 --> 01:09:38,573 Sure thing. 923 01:09:41,943 --> 01:09:43,878 Sorry, buddy. 924 01:09:46,814 --> 01:09:49,217 Easy come, easy go. 925 01:10:01,729 --> 01:10:02,830 Doug? 926 01:10:05,432 --> 01:10:07,301 Where have you been all day? 927 01:10:07,335 --> 01:10:10,305 Make your bets. 928 01:10:10,337 --> 01:10:13,541 I've been here and there and... 929 01:10:13,574 --> 01:10:15,577 mostly here. 930 01:10:17,045 --> 01:10:19,882 And I want you to meet my friend... 931 01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:22,518 Where's Scott? 932 01:10:24,586 --> 01:10:26,222 I don't know. 933 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,262 Come on. 934 01:10:34,296 --> 01:10:35,297 Let's go. 935 01:10:38,365 --> 01:10:39,900 Save my spot. 936 01:10:39,934 --> 01:10:41,637 Sure thing. 937 01:10:56,484 --> 01:10:58,487 I'll be in my room. 938 01:11:03,658 --> 01:11:04,793 Scott! 939 01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,662 Scott! 940 01:11:07,761 --> 01:11:09,398 What the hell? 941 01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:10,431 Hey. 942 01:11:11,099 --> 01:11:13,534 Roll down the window! 943 01:11:16,037 --> 01:11:17,372 What? 944 01:11:17,404 --> 01:11:18,340 What are you doing? 945 01:11:18,372 --> 01:11:20,442 Taking my medicine. 946 01:11:22,577 --> 01:11:23,612 You want some? 947 01:11:23,645 --> 01:11:25,447 No. 948 01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:26,881 What's wrong with you? 949 01:11:27,716 --> 01:11:29,418 Nothing. 950 01:11:30,585 --> 01:11:31,920 Stephanie wanted me to talk to you. 951 01:11:31,953 --> 01:11:33,388 Stay the fuck out of it, okay? 952 01:11:33,421 --> 01:11:36,057 You want me to stay out of your life? 953 01:11:36,824 --> 01:11:39,094 Look who's talking, asshole. 954 01:11:39,127 --> 01:11:40,162 What? 955 01:11:40,194 --> 01:11:42,463 You go and you take away the one thing from me 956 01:11:42,497 --> 01:11:44,666 that I really wanted. 957 01:11:44,698 --> 01:11:46,601 Are you kidding me? 958 01:11:47,402 --> 01:11:49,003 I don't need this right now, man. 959 01:11:49,037 --> 01:11:50,972 I got bigger problems to deal with. 960 01:11:51,005 --> 01:11:52,373 I got problems, too. 961 01:11:52,407 --> 01:11:54,409 Yeah, you're in a wheelchair. 962 01:11:54,442 --> 01:11:55,609 We get it. 963 01:11:55,643 --> 01:11:57,412 You're the only one in the world whose life isn't perfect. 964 01:11:57,444 --> 01:11:58,779 Fuck you! 965 01:11:58,813 --> 01:12:01,350 You come into my life out of nowhere. 966 01:12:01,382 --> 01:12:04,618 You convince me to come to this place 967 01:12:04,652 --> 01:12:07,556 for a friend of yours, who as far as I can tell, 968 01:12:07,588 --> 01:12:10,024 doesn't exist. 969 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,997 And now, you're moving in on my personal life. 970 01:12:16,029 --> 01:12:19,067 I care about Stephanie. 971 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:20,535 I don't need this. 972 01:12:20,568 --> 01:12:21,636 I don't need you. 973 01:12:21,668 --> 01:12:22,804 I don't even know you. 974 01:12:22,837 --> 01:12:25,407 Then get the fuck away from me. 975 01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:28,143 Get the fuck away from me, goddammit! 976 01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:37,519 Where's he going? 977 01:12:37,551 --> 01:12:38,786 What happened? 978 01:12:38,819 --> 01:12:40,521 We got into a fight. 979 01:12:40,555 --> 01:12:41,456 What? 980 01:12:41,488 --> 01:12:42,490 What did you guys fight about? 981 01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:44,593 You! 982 01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:45,527 Me? What? 983 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,462 Why would you fight about me? 984 01:12:47,494 --> 01:12:50,097 You honestly don't know? 985 01:12:50,131 --> 01:12:52,567 First, you sleep with my professor, 986 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,470 then you sleep with my driver. 987 01:12:54,769 --> 01:12:58,573 Is there anyone you're not sleeping with other than me? 988 01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:01,143 Doug. 989 01:13:03,177 --> 01:13:04,445 Doug? 990 01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:05,581 Hey, Doug. 991 01:13:06,581 --> 01:13:07,582 Should I call someone? 992 01:13:13,654 --> 01:13:15,489 I... I need an ambulance. 993 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:29,505 Everything's gonna be okay. 994 01:13:30,505 --> 01:13:32,440 The sirens. 995 01:13:33,173 --> 01:13:34,810 What's that? 996 01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:39,480 Can you turn on the sirens? 997 01:13:49,490 --> 01:13:50,591 What are his vitals? 998 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:53,194 BP 140/100. 999 01:13:53,228 --> 01:13:55,630 Respiration, 32. 1000 01:13:55,662 --> 01:13:56,831 Pulse, 118. 1001 01:13:56,864 --> 01:13:58,666 Doors! Doors! 1002 01:14:00,734 --> 01:14:02,636 Get him in, get him in, get him in. 1003 01:14:02,670 --> 01:14:04,907 I need you to wait outside. 1004 01:14:05,672 --> 01:14:07,842 O2 sat, 92 and dropping. 1005 01:14:12,046 --> 01:14:12,681 Ready? 1006 01:14:12,713 --> 01:14:15,451 One, two, three. 1007 01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:24,019 Hi. 1008 01:15:24,051 --> 01:15:26,688 He's out pretty cold right now. 1009 01:15:30,158 --> 01:15:31,693 What's wrong with him? 1010 01:15:33,627 --> 01:15:35,329 Pneumonia. 1011 01:15:35,363 --> 01:15:39,668 But it's very common in these neuromuscular cases. 1012 01:16:44,265 --> 01:16:45,901 Excuse me. 1013 01:17:04,018 --> 01:17:05,787 Hey. 1014 01:17:07,154 --> 01:17:09,157 What are you doing here? 1015 01:17:09,189 --> 01:17:11,692 I'm here with Doug. 1016 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:15,730 Is that your friend? 1017 01:17:20,835 --> 01:17:22,703 Yeah. 1018 01:17:22,737 --> 01:17:24,640 Yeah, that's Kevin. 1019 01:17:26,807 --> 01:17:29,711 Is, is Kevin your... 1020 01:17:29,743 --> 01:17:32,213 Are you... 1021 01:17:38,886 --> 01:17:39,755 I'm sorry. 1022 01:17:40,787 --> 01:17:42,156 Scott, I get it. 1023 01:17:42,189 --> 01:17:43,724 It's okay. 1024 01:17:49,764 --> 01:17:51,166 What's wrong with Doug? 1025 01:17:51,198 --> 01:17:53,867 Is everything okay? 1026 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:56,371 The doctor said that he has pneumonia, 1027 01:17:56,404 --> 01:17:59,241 and that it's common with his condition. 1028 01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:03,144 I am such a shitty friend. 1029 01:18:03,176 --> 01:18:05,846 I don't think there's anything you could've done. 1030 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,283 This happens to him a lot. 1031 01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:13,253 He told me about the fight, 1032 01:18:13,287 --> 01:18:15,724 and that it was my fault. 1033 01:18:16,123 --> 01:18:17,259 No. 1034 01:18:17,859 --> 01:18:20,162 It was my fault. 1035 01:18:25,032 --> 01:18:26,134 How's Kevin? 1036 01:18:33,908 --> 01:18:37,846 I should've been here earlier, but 1037 01:18:37,878 --> 01:18:40,215 his family's here. 1038 01:18:41,015 --> 01:18:42,217 I'm sorry. 1039 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:45,520 Yeah. 1040 01:18:45,552 --> 01:18:47,322 What's going on? 1041 01:18:54,095 --> 01:18:56,197 His... 1042 01:18:56,229 --> 01:18:58,132 His lungs. 1043 01:19:00,568 --> 01:19:01,837 Hey. 1044 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:17,118 Hey, Doug. 1045 01:19:17,150 --> 01:19:18,052 Hey. 1046 01:19:21,087 --> 01:19:22,523 How are you feeling? 1047 01:19:22,556 --> 01:19:23,925 Couldn't be better. 1048 01:19:25,259 --> 01:19:27,796 More battle scars. 1049 01:19:27,828 --> 01:19:30,498 Some trip? 1050 01:19:31,932 --> 01:19:33,902 You must've had some fun, right? 1051 01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:35,870 Scott showed you how to play blackjack, 1052 01:19:35,903 --> 01:19:37,838 you got lucky with a lady. 1053 01:19:37,872 --> 01:19:41,276 He was determined to get me to have fun. 1054 01:19:42,176 --> 01:19:45,947 No one else even looks at me. 1055 01:19:46,247 --> 01:19:48,182 I see you. 1056 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:53,287 I'm sorry about the way I acted. 1057 01:19:54,588 --> 01:19:57,859 I thought about what you said, and you were right 1058 01:19:57,891 --> 01:20:00,194 when it comes to my relationships. 1059 01:20:00,895 --> 01:20:02,964 Where is Scott? 1060 01:20:02,997 --> 01:20:04,065 He's here. 1061 01:20:04,097 --> 01:20:06,167 I found him last night at the ICU, 1062 01:20:06,199 --> 01:20:07,969 visiting his friend Kevin. 1063 01:20:08,002 --> 01:20:09,838 When I left, he'd fallen asleep in a chair 1064 01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:11,506 outside his hospital room. 1065 01:20:11,538 --> 01:20:16,009 Doug, did you know that Scott was... 1066 01:20:16,042 --> 01:20:18,145 What? 1067 01:20:18,179 --> 01:20:21,382 I think Kevin is more than just a friend. 1068 01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:30,324 Doug! 1069 01:20:31,292 --> 01:20:33,094 My God, honey. Are you okay? 1070 01:20:33,127 --> 01:20:34,896 I'm fine. 1071 01:20:34,929 --> 01:20:36,530 I'm so glad you're alright. 1072 01:20:36,564 --> 01:20:37,865 Stephanie called me. 1073 01:20:37,899 --> 01:20:40,301 Mom, I'm okay. 1074 01:20:40,333 --> 01:20:42,336 It's just pneumonia. 1075 01:20:42,369 --> 01:20:43,637 God. 1076 01:20:43,671 --> 01:20:44,972 I knew this would happen. 1077 01:20:45,006 --> 01:20:45,940 I knew it. 1078 01:20:45,972 --> 01:20:47,408 I never should've let you come. 1079 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,210 What kind of mother am I? 1080 01:20:49,243 --> 01:20:52,013 And you, young lady, I expected more from you. 1081 01:20:52,613 --> 01:20:54,949 I'll leave the two of you alone. 1082 01:20:54,981 --> 01:20:56,885 I thank you for calling. 1083 01:20:57,585 --> 01:20:58,418 I'm fine. 1084 01:20:58,452 --> 01:20:59,287 You don't look fine. 1085 01:20:59,319 --> 01:21:00,921 You look so pale. 1086 01:21:00,954 --> 01:21:02,556 Are they feeding you? 1087 01:21:02,590 --> 01:21:03,958 -Please, I'm fine. -You shouldn't be 1088 01:21:03,990 --> 01:21:04,759 in your chair, you should be resting 1089 01:21:04,792 --> 01:21:07,395 so the infection doesn't get worse. 1090 01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:09,529 I'm fine. 1091 01:21:10,331 --> 01:21:13,001 Look, this is empty! 1092 01:21:14,935 --> 01:21:15,636 Nurse! 1093 01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:16,503 Mom, don't. 1094 01:21:16,537 --> 01:21:17,505 God. 1095 01:21:17,537 --> 01:21:19,506 Excuse me! 1096 01:21:19,539 --> 01:21:21,275 Can I help you with something? 1097 01:21:21,309 --> 01:21:23,043 Yes. 1098 01:21:23,077 --> 01:21:25,280 Fill this. 1099 01:21:31,185 --> 01:21:32,921 What are you doing out of bed? 1100 01:21:33,954 --> 01:21:34,655 Come on. 1101 01:21:34,689 --> 01:21:36,124 Mom! 1102 01:21:36,590 --> 01:21:40,362 Stop treating me like I'm a goddamn cripple child. 1103 01:21:41,028 --> 01:21:44,399 Dad's dead, not me. 1104 01:21:45,265 --> 01:21:47,534 I'm just worried about you. 1105 01:21:48,469 --> 01:21:51,506 I'm worried about you, 1106 01:21:53,006 --> 01:21:55,943 but I don't treat you 1107 01:21:55,976 --> 01:21:59,046 like a goddamn crazy person. 1108 01:22:04,018 --> 01:22:05,921 Go home, Mom. 1109 01:22:17,030 --> 01:22:18,500 He was here. 1110 01:22:22,168 --> 01:22:24,072 How's Kevin? 1111 01:22:25,139 --> 01:22:26,541 I'm so sorry. 1112 01:22:26,573 --> 01:22:28,742 Where's Scott? 1113 01:22:28,775 --> 01:22:31,244 The friend that was with him. 1114 01:22:31,278 --> 01:22:33,347 He left earlier. 1115 01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:36,518 Thanks. 1116 01:22:42,422 --> 01:22:43,557 Come on. 1117 01:23:04,345 --> 01:23:05,179 Look at you. 1118 01:23:05,212 --> 01:23:06,147 Look at you. 1119 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:07,215 You're beautiful. 1120 01:23:09,182 --> 01:23:10,118 Hey, come here. 1121 01:23:10,150 --> 01:23:10,751 Come here. 1122 01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:11,652 Take a picture. 1123 01:23:11,685 --> 01:23:13,188 Come on, I got it set up. 1124 01:23:15,122 --> 01:23:16,391 Alright, you ready? 1125 01:23:16,423 --> 01:23:17,658 Smile. 1126 01:23:17,690 --> 01:23:18,458 Smile. 1127 01:23:18,492 --> 01:23:19,494 There you go, smiling. 1128 01:23:19,527 --> 01:23:21,261 Alright, say "cheese." 1129 01:23:21,295 --> 01:23:23,064 Say "cheese." 1130 01:23:23,096 --> 01:23:24,733 Cheese. 1131 01:23:25,498 --> 01:23:26,434 Shit, I got it on video. 1132 01:23:26,466 --> 01:23:28,103 Hold on, hold on. 1133 01:23:35,676 --> 01:23:36,511 There he is! 1134 01:23:36,543 --> 01:23:38,278 By the sign! 1135 01:23:38,311 --> 01:23:40,247 Pull the van over. 1136 01:23:56,529 --> 01:23:58,065 Hey, wait. 1137 01:23:58,099 --> 01:24:00,068 I should talk to him. 1138 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:02,036 He's my friend. 1139 01:24:03,136 --> 01:24:05,139 Okay, I'll wait here. 1140 01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:19,087 Scott. 1141 01:24:20,587 --> 01:24:22,423 What are you doing here? 1142 01:24:23,823 --> 01:24:25,326 What? 1143 01:24:25,359 --> 01:24:27,429 What are you doing here? 1144 01:24:28,328 --> 01:24:29,730 Going. 1145 01:24:30,163 --> 01:24:31,865 Going? 1146 01:24:31,899 --> 01:24:34,235 Going where? 1147 01:24:34,268 --> 01:24:36,136 The hell do you want, Doug? 1148 01:24:36,170 --> 01:24:38,840 I wanna talk to you. 1149 01:24:42,176 --> 01:24:43,144 I don't. 1150 01:24:46,247 --> 01:24:49,150 I'm sorry about what I said. 1151 01:24:52,153 --> 01:24:54,188 That's nice to hear. 1152 01:25:02,195 --> 01:25:04,466 He wouldn't let me see him. 1153 01:25:05,666 --> 01:25:07,301 He wouldn't let me see him, 1154 01:25:07,333 --> 01:25:08,836 'cause he didn't want to die with his family thinking 1155 01:25:08,868 --> 01:25:10,838 he was a faggot. 1156 01:25:11,838 --> 01:25:14,141 Guess he got his wish. 1157 01:25:16,609 --> 01:25:19,646 Do you have any idea how that feels, Doug? 1158 01:25:22,649 --> 01:25:24,217 No. 1159 01:25:24,251 --> 01:25:25,386 Scott. 1160 01:25:27,954 --> 01:25:30,291 You don't even know me! 1161 01:25:30,323 --> 01:25:32,692 I don't even know me! 1162 01:25:32,725 --> 01:25:34,728 I'm not a good person, Doug. 1163 01:25:34,761 --> 01:25:36,229 I used you! 1164 01:25:36,262 --> 01:25:38,466 That's what kind of person I am. 1165 01:25:38,498 --> 01:25:41,202 That's why I don't have any real friends! 1166 01:25:42,302 --> 01:25:44,538 Stay away from people like me, Doug! 1167 01:25:48,341 --> 01:25:49,844 My God! 1168 01:25:49,877 --> 01:25:52,446 Stephanie! 1169 01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:53,681 Scott! 1170 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:54,649 God. 1171 01:25:56,417 --> 01:25:59,320 No, no, no, no. 1172 01:26:07,528 --> 01:26:09,530 My God. 1173 01:26:10,930 --> 01:26:12,632 My God. 1174 01:26:12,666 --> 01:26:14,534 My God. 1175 01:26:14,568 --> 01:26:15,936 No, no... 1176 01:27:00,881 --> 01:27:02,350 Hey, Mom. 1177 01:27:02,382 --> 01:27:04,484 Yeah, honey, what's up? 1178 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:10,324 We really need to get rid of that thing. 1179 01:27:10,623 --> 01:27:11,524 No, no, no. 1180 01:27:11,557 --> 01:27:12,859 I'm, too busy now, honey. 1181 01:27:12,893 --> 01:27:14,261 I have too much going on. 1182 01:27:14,295 --> 01:27:16,264 I mean, even today, you know. 1183 01:27:16,296 --> 01:27:18,665 I have yoga, and then I have lunch with Gwyneth 1184 01:27:18,698 --> 01:27:20,400 in Santa Monica. 1185 01:27:20,434 --> 01:27:21,902 Do you know how hard it is to park over there? 1186 01:27:21,935 --> 01:27:23,504 Then I have to go to the wallpaper store... 1187 01:27:23,537 --> 01:27:25,972 Mom, it's time to move on. 1188 01:27:26,006 --> 01:27:29,310 I am not going to throw your father away. 1189 01:27:29,342 --> 01:27:31,679 We're doing fine without him. 1190 01:27:31,712 --> 01:27:34,548 It's been almost a year. 1191 01:27:34,581 --> 01:27:36,284 We need to do this. 1192 01:27:36,317 --> 01:27:39,319 That isn't Dad. 1193 01:27:39,353 --> 01:27:41,788 It's just ash. 1194 01:27:43,423 --> 01:27:47,362 We could take him to the beach. 1195 01:27:48,061 --> 01:27:49,963 We met at the beach. 1196 01:27:49,997 --> 01:27:53,534 When I saw him coming out of the ocean, 1197 01:27:53,567 --> 01:27:56,337 I knew right away. 1198 01:27:57,371 --> 01:27:59,440 Dad loved you. 1199 01:28:04,411 --> 01:28:06,948 He used to take you to the pool. 1200 01:28:08,782 --> 01:28:11,386 Yeah, I remember. 1201 01:28:12,353 --> 01:28:15,657 He was so handsome in his little shorts. 1202 01:28:49,789 --> 01:28:51,591 Bye, Dad. 1203 01:28:52,126 --> 01:28:55,429 The tortoise spends most of its life 1204 01:28:55,462 --> 01:28:59,600 slowly and quietly wandering the desert. 1205 01:29:00,466 --> 01:29:02,036 Some go their entire lives 1206 01:29:02,069 --> 01:29:06,874 without even seeing another one of their kind. 1207 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,543 In a lot of ways, 1208 01:29:10,644 --> 01:29:12,347 I can relate to this. 1209 01:29:15,047 --> 01:29:18,853 We both spend a lot of time alone. 1210 01:29:20,087 --> 01:29:24,425 We both would be in trouble if flipped on our backs. 1211 01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:29,630 We both have shells. 1212 01:29:31,998 --> 01:29:34,836 The difference is 1213 01:29:35,636 --> 01:29:40,541 I've chosen to be trapped inside my shell. 1214 01:29:42,509 --> 01:29:45,645 For so long, 1215 01:29:45,679 --> 01:29:48,681 I thought it was my illness 1216 01:29:48,715 --> 01:29:52,019 that was closing me off to this world. 1217 01:29:53,052 --> 01:29:57,858 I started to see myself 1218 01:29:57,890 --> 01:30:01,628 as others saw me: 1219 01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:08,101 disabled and powerless. 1220 01:30:14,807 --> 01:30:18,578 My best friend 1221 01:30:18,612 --> 01:30:21,782 once told me 1222 01:30:21,814 --> 01:30:26,586 that I liked being treated special, 1223 01:30:28,855 --> 01:30:31,692 and he was right. 1224 01:30:34,595 --> 01:30:38,466 By showing me myself, 1225 01:30:41,601 --> 01:30:45,572 he drove me to be better. 1226 01:30:48,207 --> 01:30:52,646 He also taught me to open up to this world. 1227 01:30:59,086 --> 01:31:01,756 So, to this world I say, 1228 01:31:02,588 --> 01:31:04,492 "Fuck this. 1229 01:31:05,792 --> 01:31:08,930 "Fuck my lame body. 1230 01:31:09,695 --> 01:31:13,835 "I refuse to be bound by it. 1231 01:31:15,668 --> 01:31:19,474 "Fuck close-minded people. 1232 01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:24,578 "I refuse to be defined by them. 1233 01:31:27,980 --> 01:31:32,552 "And I refuse to wander 1234 01:31:35,021 --> 01:31:38,292 "quiet and desperate 1235 01:31:38,324 --> 01:31:40,595 "in the desert." 1236 01:31:48,234 --> 01:31:49,636 Thank you. 1237 01:31:50,305 --> 01:31:56,378 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/33zbj Help other users to choose the best subtitles