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(HUMMING TUNE)

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(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

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Illumination! Illumination!

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(SQUEALING)

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(SEAGULLS CALLING)

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MAX: I've lived in this city all my life.

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I'm Max.

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And I'm the luckiest dog in New York

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- because of her.
- (BARKING)

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That's Katie.

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Katie and I...

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Well, we have the perfect relationship.

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We met a few years ago.

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And, boy, let me tell ya,

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- we got along right away.
- (WHINING)

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It was one of those relationships

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- where you just know.
- (LAUGHS)

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(TOY SQUEAKS)

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And get this!

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She was looking for a roommate.
And so was I!

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So I just moved in that same day.

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- (PANTING)
- It was perfect.

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- (BARKING)
- We've been together ever since.

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Katie would do anything for me.

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- (PIGEON COOING)
- And I'm her loyal protector.

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(BARKING)

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- (SQUAWKS)
- (WHINING)

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(LAUGHING)

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MAX: Our love is...

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How do I put this? (STUTTERING)

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Our love is stronger than words.

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Or shoes.

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It's me and Katie.

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- (PANTING)
- Katie and me.

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Us against the world.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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- (LAUGHING)
- (BARKING)

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I wouldn't go so far as
to call us soul mates,

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even though any sane person
who saw us would.

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(CHUCKLES)

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There's just one little problem.

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- (GROWLING SOFTLY)
- Pretty much every day...

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Come on, Max.

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...she leaves.

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I'll see you tonight.

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MAX: Sometimes I try stuff
to get her to stay.

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Okay.

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Sit.

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Spin.

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- Speak.
- (BARKS)

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(LAUGHS) Okay. That's a good boy.

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MAX: But it never works.

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Where is she going?

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(BARKING)

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What could she possibly be doing?

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, I miss her so much.

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- (KEYS JINGLING)
- (GASPS)

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(STUTTERING) Oh my! She's back!

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- (BARKING)
- Forgot my phone.

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What took so long? Why did you...

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Oh, come on!

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Oh!

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I miss her so much.

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WOMAN 1: Bye, Gidget. Be a good doggy.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(SMACKING LIPS)

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey, Max.

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Hey, Gidget.

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Any plans today?

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Uh, yes.

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Big, big stuff today,
Gidget. I got big plans.

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I'm gonna sit here, and I'm gonna
wait for Katie to come back.

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Oh, that sounds exciting.

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Well, I won't interrupt.

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I've got a very busy day, too. (CHUCKLES)

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(SIGHS)

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WOMAN: Here you go. See you later, Chloe.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(CLATTERING)

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(BARKING)

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MAN 1: Bye, Peppy.

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- (URINATING)
- (SIGHS)

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MAN 2: So long, Mel.

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- (TWEETING)
- MAN 3: Bye, Sweetpea.

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See you, Gino.

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- Bye, Mr. Wiggles.
- So long, pal.

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- GIRL: I'll miss you, Shelly!
- MAN 4: Later, Runty.

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WOMAN 3: Bye, everyone.

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WOMAN 4: Bye.

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(TWITTERING)

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(GASPS)

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(SIGHS)

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(GROANING)

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Mmm. (GROANING)

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(WHIMPERS)

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(GROANS)

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(YELLS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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(BARKING)

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(BARKING)

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(CLATTERING)

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(GROANS)

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(HOWLS SOFTLY)

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(CLATTERING)

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(GROANS)

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(MEOWS)

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(THUDDING)

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- MAN: You be a good boy, Leonard.
- (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING DISTANTLY)

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- (MEOWS)
- (THUDDING)

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Hey, Max.

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Hey, Chloe, do you ever wonder
where they go during the day?

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Do you know what? I just...

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I don't really care. (GRUNTS)

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Maybe that's what it's like for you,

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but Katie and I have
a different relationship.

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You're a cat. So maybe that's why.

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Because nobody could ever love
a cat the way they love a dog.

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I'm just saying. Maybe that's why.

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Whatever you need to tell yourself.

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(GRUNTS AND SCREAMS)

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- (PURRS)
- (SWEETPEA TWITTERING)

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Hey! Morning, Max!

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MAX: Hey, guys.

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- What's up, Sweetpea?
- (TWITTERING)

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Hey, Mel, where you been, man?

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Oh! Get this!

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Last Sunday, my owner feeds me
a small white pill, right?

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I start to feel a little groggy.

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The next thing I know,
I wake up, I'm in the sky!

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Wait a minute. The sky?

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Yeah. There are suitcases everywhere.
I'm locked up in a crate.

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- (CHUCKLES) Come on.
- There are suitcases in the sky?

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So, I pass out from fear,
and when I wake up

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I'm in Florida.

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Um. This did not happen.

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I will never eat a pill like that again.

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Unless it's covered in peanut butter.

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Because, I mean, come on! Right?
It's peanut butter!

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(METAL CLATTERS)

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Hey, guys.

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- Oh, hey, Norman.
- (GASPS)

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- You still looking for your apartment?
- (PANTING)

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Yeah. Going on three weeks now.

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Is this the second or the third floor?

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I don't know any numbers,
but, uh, you don't live here.

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Ah! Pellets!

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Well, see you guys later.

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You know what? You can do it!

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- He can't do it.
- (DOOR OPENING)

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Buddy! There you are.

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(STUTTERING) Did you find it?

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(LAUGHS) You know I did.

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- (EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH)
- (BALL SQUEAKS)

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BOTH: Ball!

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- Ball, ball, ball!
- (LAUGHING)

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MAX: Katie's gonna be so excited!

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This is exactly like the one she lost!

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- I mean, look at it!
- (HOWLS)

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It's round. It fits in my mouth.

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- ALL: Ball!
- (LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Ooh!

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(PURRING)

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- (CRASHING)
- (CHLOE MEOWING)

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(THUDDING)

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(CHUCKLING)
There is no other ball in the city

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- like this one ball, guaranteed.
- Whoa!

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This is the ball.

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(CHLOE PURRING)

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- (CHLOE YOWLING)
- (CRASHING)

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- (KEYS JINGLING)
- (DOOR UNLOCKING)

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- KATIE: Hey.
- (GASPS) Katie!

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- I'm home, Max.
- (BARKING)

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Hey, Maximilian.

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How was your day, buddy?

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That's a good boy.

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Oh, yes. I'm so psyched
to see you too, buddy.

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- (THUDDING)
- Okay, boy. Calm down, it's okay.

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Let's all be calm.

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Now, I have some big news.

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- (THUDDING CONTINUES)
- I know this'll take some getting used to,

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but I think it's gonna be
a great thing in the long...

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- (THUDDING)
- Oh!

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- (PANTING)
- Max, this is Duke.

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(GASPS)

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He's going to be your

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brother.

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(GROWLING)

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- (WHIMPERS)
- No, Max.

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It's gonna be all right, Duke.

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It's okay.

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(SNIFFING)

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(BARKS)

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Aww. See? He likes you.

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(SPITS)

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- (LAUGHING) Whoa!
- (BARKING)

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Aww. (LAUGHING)

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- Yeah, that's it, Duke. Take a look around.
- (BARKING)

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(SIGHS) I know, buddy.
This is a lot to take in.

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But he didn't have a home.

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So you and I are gonna have
to take care of him. (GRUNTS)

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- Okay?
- (BALL SQUEAKING)

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(GASPS) Oh, my gosh!

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Duke found our lost ball!

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- (GASPS) What a great team we're gonna be.
- (SQUEAKING)

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(AIR HISSING)

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

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(SNIFFS AND PANTS)

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(GROWLING)

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Love you, Maxie.

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Love you, Duke.

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(PANTING)

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Sleep tight, boys. (KISSES)

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Psst.

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Psst.

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Hey. Little guy.

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This place is so great!

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- Uh-huh.
- By the way...

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That is one gorgeous bed.

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Yeah, it's okay.

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Maybe we could share?

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You know, one night you get the bed.
The next night, I do.

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That kind of thing.

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You know, this bed is mine.

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You? You get an old blanket.

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That suits you.

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- You're an old-blanket kind of a dog.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, wow.

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You are stubborn.

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Hey, I get it. I'm stubborn, too.

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- But we gotta learn to get along.
- Wait. What are you...

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I bet we can both fit in this bed
if we really try.

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Let me scoot on in there.

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- No, wait. (SCREAMS)
- Ah!

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Perfect. This is comfy, right?

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- (MUFFLED) No, it is not.
- (SIGHS)

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- (SCREAMS)
- I'm comfy.

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Duke is just ruining our lives!

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It's an emergency that
you get rid of this dog.

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He stole my...

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(BARKING)

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And he's scary, and he's frightening,

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and he's the death of all good things.

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Aww. You little cutie pie.

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We'll play tomorrow, buddy, okay?

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Okay, sleep well.

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(GASPS)

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Are you trying to get rid of me?

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Before I answer that...

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I'd like to know how much you heard.

258
00:12:35.240 --> 00:12:37.129
So, that's how it's gonna be, huh?

259
00:12:37.280 --> 00:12:39.487
Oh, man, are you making me angry!

260
00:12:39.640 --> 00:12:42.440
And when I get angry, I do this.

261
00:12:42.520 --> 00:12:43.646
(GROWLS)

262
00:12:44.320 --> 00:12:45.606
And I don't want to do that.

263
00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:47.324
I need this place.

264
00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:49.881
And if it's gonna
come down to you or me...

265
00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:51.844
It's gonna be me. (BARKS)

266
00:12:52.520 --> 00:12:53.681
(YELLS)

267
00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:55.121
(PANTING)

268
00:12:57.680 --> 00:12:59.170
(SIGHS)

269
00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:05.241
(GRUNTS)

270
00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:16.361
(EXHALES)

271
00:13:23.880 --> 00:13:25.450
(DUKE SNORING)

272
00:13:44.640 --> 00:13:45.846
Morning, Max!

273
00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:48.241
Max! Max! What are you doing? Hi!

274
00:13:48.400 --> 00:13:50.687
It's me! Hi! Hi!

275
00:13:51.680 --> 00:13:52.727
Chloe!

276
00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:55.969
- Chloe, Chloe! I got a bad situation.
- (PURRS)

277
00:13:56.720 --> 00:13:58.961
Katie brought home
a new dog from the pound.

278
00:13:59.120 --> 00:14:01.805
She said he's my brother.
I don't want a brother.

279
00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:03.644
I don't even have a bed now.

280
00:14:03.800 --> 00:14:05.802
I'm sleeping on the floor, like a dog.

281
00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:07.769
Why would Katie do this to me?

282
00:14:07.920 --> 00:14:10.082
Because she's a dog person, Max.

283
00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:14.689
And dog people do weird,
inexplicable things.

284
00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:16.524
Like they get dogs instead of cats.

285
00:14:16.640 --> 00:14:18.768
Okay, please don't start now, Chloe.

286
00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:20.080
That is not helping.

287
00:14:20.160 --> 00:14:22.606
Max? Come on, I'm your friend.

288
00:14:22.760 --> 00:14:24.728
Okay? And as your friend,
I gotta be honest with you.

289
00:14:24.920 --> 00:14:26.843
I don't care about you or your problems.

290
00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:28.450
But if you don't do something

291
00:14:28.600 --> 00:14:31.126
about this guy, and soon,

292
00:14:31.280 --> 00:14:34.124
your perfect little life
with your dumb, bleh, human

293
00:14:34.280 --> 00:14:36.442
is gonna be over, forever.

294
00:14:36.640 --> 00:14:37.971
Forever?

295
00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:40.043
Forever. Yeah, that's what I just...

296
00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:43.522
Why is this mouse on my paw still?

297
00:14:43.640 --> 00:14:47.042
(SIGHS) Look, if you really
want to get your turf back

298
00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:49.208
you're gonna have to start
acting like the alpha dog.

299
00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:50.970
Right. Alpha dog.

300
00:14:51.160 --> 00:14:53.208
(STUTTERING) I can do that.

301
00:14:53.320 --> 00:14:54.890
- KATIE: Okay, okay. (GRUNTING)
- Please don't go!

302
00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:56.366
This time, really don't go.

303
00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:58.289
- KATIE: I'm running late. I gotta go.
- Wait, wait. Stay!

304
00:14:58.400 --> 00:15:00.129
Stay for the trick.
"Spin!" I'm doing "spin."

305
00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:01.526
You guys be good. I'll see you later.

306
00:15:01.680 --> 00:15:02.681
Wait. No, look...

307
00:15:02.880 --> 00:15:03.881
- Okay, Max.
- (GRUNTS)

308
00:15:06.280 --> 00:15:07.441
(MUNCHING AND SLURPING)

309
00:15:11.760 --> 00:15:14.730
Listen, Duke.
I'm not sure if you're aware,

310
00:15:14.840 --> 00:15:18.322
but one of those
food bowls, technically...

311
00:15:18.520 --> 00:15:20.090
It's reserved for...

312
00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:22.925
I know, maybe you
didn't read the names, but...

313
00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:24.366
- That's my bowl.
- Mmm.

314
00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:28.644
- I know that it... (STUTTERS) Hey...
- (GASPS)

315
00:15:28.760 --> 00:15:30.364
I was just thinking, I don't know,

316
00:15:30.520 --> 00:15:32.520
maybe we could institute
some ground rules.

317
00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:34.841
- (HUFFS)
- I just thought that...

318
00:15:34.960 --> 00:15:37.280
Or not. I don't need a bowl.

319
00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:38.361
Here again?

320
00:15:38.520 --> 00:15:39.567
- Rodent!
- (STUTTERING) Ah!

321
00:15:39.880 --> 00:15:40.881
(GROANS)

322
00:15:41.040 --> 00:15:42.041
(SCREAMING)

323
00:15:42.200 --> 00:15:43.201
(GRUNTS)

324
00:15:45.040 --> 00:15:46.041
(GASPS)

325
00:15:49.160 --> 00:15:50.366
Oh, Duke.

326
00:15:50.520 --> 00:15:51.931
Duke, Katie is not...

327
00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:54.526
Katie's gonna be so upset
when she sees that.

328
00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:57.405
Katie's gonna flip out...

329
00:15:57.600 --> 00:16:00.922
When she sees how you
trashed her whole place.

330
00:16:01.040 --> 00:16:03.327
Oh, it's just one vase.

331
00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:05.608
Is it, Duke? Is it?

332
00:16:06.200 --> 00:16:08.202
Oh, that's a shame.

333
00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:12.047
What are you doing?

334
00:16:12.200 --> 00:16:13.725
Whoa, what am I doing?

335
00:16:13.880 --> 00:16:16.645
(CHUCKLES) Nothing.
I'm a cute little doggy.

336
00:16:16.800 --> 00:16:20.247
Katie knows I wouldn't
do anything like this.

337
00:16:20.400 --> 00:16:21.890
No, no. Whoa!

338
00:16:22.280 --> 00:16:24.248
(GRUNTS)

339
00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:25.480
Mmm.

340
00:16:25.560 --> 00:16:28.166
This could only be the work
of a dangerous stray,

341
00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:31.969
who hasn't laid down
a foundation of trust.

342
00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:33.246
You're the new dog.

343
00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:36.731
And, Duke, what'd you go and do this for?

344
00:16:37.160 --> 00:16:38.161
(GROANS)

345
00:16:38.400 --> 00:16:39.811
- I'm gonna...
- What? Bite me?

346
00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:41.450
Rip my face off?

347
00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:43.602
Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out.

348
00:16:43.760 --> 00:16:46.240
Oh! Help, Katie!
Thank goodness you're here.

349
00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:50.206
I tried to stop him, but he's crazy!

350
00:16:50.400 --> 00:16:52.289
(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

351
00:16:52.800 --> 00:16:54.450
Now, sit.

352
00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:56.608
Okay, okay, okay.

353
00:16:58.920 --> 00:17:00.570
Lay down.

354
00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:01.961
(SIGHS)

355
00:17:02.400 --> 00:17:04.164
Good boy.

356
00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:21.291
Hi, Max.

357
00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:22.646
Hey, Gidget.

358
00:17:22.800 --> 00:17:24.370
Who's your new roommate?

359
00:17:24.520 --> 00:17:25.965
Is it a girl dog or a boy dog?

360
00:17:26.120 --> 00:17:27.645
Not that I care. It doesn't matter to me.

361
00:17:27.760 --> 00:17:30.161
Oh, that's nobody, Gidget.
He's just visiting.

362
00:17:30.280 --> 00:17:32.521
Yeah, he's gonna be gone soon.

363
00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:44.120
Hey, what's up?

364
00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:45.247
Oh, hi.

365
00:17:45.360 --> 00:17:47.203
Your hat is the best hat I've ever seen.

366
00:17:47.360 --> 00:17:48.361
Hey.

367
00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:50.448
Uh, excuse me. Genius!

368
00:17:50.600 --> 00:17:52.120
You forgot my leash.

369
00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:53.240
(SIGHS)

370
00:17:53.320 --> 00:17:54.321
Never mind.

371
00:17:56.280 --> 00:17:57.884
Hey, fellas, how's it... (YELLS)

372
00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:00.650
Hey, fellas, how's it... (CHOKING)

373
00:18:01.640 --> 00:18:03.130
Hey, fellas... (YELLING)

374
00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:05.726
Oh, uh... Say, Duke...

375
00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:07.006
Yes?

376
00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.845
Be a good lad and bring me
a stick, won't you?

377
00:18:09.960 --> 00:18:14.124
It would please me
to chew on a stick just now.

378
00:18:14.280 --> 00:18:16.680
You heard me. Fetch.

379
00:18:16.760 --> 00:18:17.761
(GROANS)

380
00:18:20.360 --> 00:18:22.203
Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, not that one.

381
00:18:22.360 --> 00:18:24.203
That one doesn't please me.

382
00:18:24.360 --> 00:18:25.850
Find a really good one, Duke.

383
00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:27.366
(CRUNCHING)

384
00:18:29.040 --> 00:18:30.041
(SPITTING)

385
00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:32.882
Yeah, that's it.

386
00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:34.681
(GRUNTS)

387
00:18:39.000 --> 00:18:41.162
Hey, Max. Boy! Oh, wow.

388
00:18:41.320 --> 00:18:43.721
There are a ton of sticks over here, Max!

389
00:18:43.840 --> 00:18:45.410
- You should come over and look at them.
- (LAUGHING)

390
00:18:45.600 --> 00:18:48.001
Yeah, I wanna make sure
I grab you the right one.

391
00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:50.481
Well, that's very, uh, thoughtful.

392
00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:55.800
DUKE: Look at all these sticks!

393
00:18:55.880 --> 00:18:56.881
(YELLS)

394
00:18:57.280 --> 00:18:58.320
MAX: Whoa!

395
00:18:58.400 --> 00:19:00.600
Help! Help! (YELLING)

396
00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:02.205
Hey, did you hear that?

397
00:19:02.760 --> 00:19:03.761
Butterfly!

398
00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:06.611
- Butterfly!
- Butterfly! Let's get it!

399
00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:13.160
Wha... What's...

400
00:19:13.240 --> 00:19:14.366
(SCREAMING)

401
00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:19.086
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

402
00:19:21.760 --> 00:19:23.400
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR)

403
00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:24.481
Huh?

404
00:19:24.800 --> 00:19:25.801
(GRUNTS)

405
00:19:26.320 --> 00:19:27.765
(SCREAMS)

406
00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:30.720
(GRUNTING)

407
00:19:30.800 --> 00:19:33.246
- (GRUNTING)
- Whoa! (GRUNTS)

408
00:19:33.760 --> 00:19:34.966
MAX: Help! Help!

409
00:19:35.080 --> 00:19:36.081
So long!

410
00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:37.446
MAX: Don't leave me here!

411
00:19:37.560 --> 00:19:39.369
Didn't have to be this way, Max.

412
00:19:39.520 --> 00:19:40.680
- MAX: Wait!
- No hard feelings!

413
00:19:40.760 --> 00:19:41.761
MAX: Duke!

414
00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:43.001
Please!

415
00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:44.680
Oy!

416
00:19:44.760 --> 00:19:46.728
What's going on here?

417
00:19:46.840 --> 00:19:49.081
Mind your own business.
Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?

418
00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:50.611
I had a fight. All right?

419
00:19:51.160 --> 00:19:53.288
- (MAX GRUNTS)
- With a big, stupid dog.

420
00:19:53.520 --> 00:19:54.567
He lost.

421
00:19:54.680 --> 00:19:58.571
Oh, you're headed into dangerous
territory there, kitty-cat.

422
00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:00.887
I'd watch your tone, sunshine.

423
00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:02.570
- You know what I'm gonna do?
- (GROWLING)

424
00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:05.200
I'm gonna cut you into
string, ball you up,

425
00:20:05.320 --> 00:20:07.971
and then bat you around for hours

426
00:20:08.120 --> 00:20:09.960
in a game that only I understand.

427
00:20:10.040 --> 00:20:12.080
Oh, very nice.

428
00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:13.161
I'll take that!

429
00:20:13.320 --> 00:20:14.526
- Wha...
- (GASPS)

430
00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:15.926
(LAUGHING)

431
00:20:17.120 --> 00:20:20.647
Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

432
00:20:21.120 --> 00:20:22.770
You want to start with me, little raisin?

433
00:20:23.040 --> 00:20:24.451
- (HISSES)
- Okay.

434
00:20:24.560 --> 00:20:26.164
Get your umbrellas out, kitties,

435
00:20:26.280 --> 00:20:28.169
because here they come!

436
00:20:28.320 --> 00:20:30.926
The thunder and the lightning!

437
00:20:31.120 --> 00:20:32.645
Right down on your face!

438
00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:35.002
(CATS MEOWING ANGRILY)

439
00:20:37.240 --> 00:20:39.600
Gosh, there are a lot of you up there.

440
00:20:39.680 --> 00:20:41.842
I'm talking about the thunder
and the lightning that's coming down

441
00:20:41.960 --> 00:20:44.240
on all of your collective faces!

442
00:20:44.320 --> 00:20:45.321
Attack on three...

443
00:20:46.080 --> 00:20:47.241
- (TEETH CHATTERING)
- Two...

444
00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:49.640
(YELLING)

445
00:20:49.720 --> 00:20:51.245
(GRUNTS)

446
00:20:51.800 --> 00:20:53.928
I just remembered I gotta be somewhere!

447
00:20:54.920 --> 00:20:56.524
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

448
00:20:57.120 --> 00:20:59.646
That guy, huh? Am I right?

449
00:20:59.920 --> 00:21:01.160
(ALL CONTINUE MEOWING ANGRILY)

450
00:21:01.280 --> 00:21:03.487
Okay. You know what?
I'm just gonna... (STAMMERING)

451
00:21:03.640 --> 00:21:05.404
No offense, but good-bye!

452
00:21:06.840 --> 00:21:08.205
(GRUNTS)

453
00:21:09.520 --> 00:21:10.521
Whoa!

454
00:21:11.080 --> 00:21:12.081
(MAX GRUNTING)

455
00:21:13.160 --> 00:21:14.571
(IN SLOW MOTION) Whoa!

456
00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:18.641
(MAX GRUNTS)

457
00:21:23.200 --> 00:21:24.645
(YELLING)

458
00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:30.280
(MEOWS)

459
00:21:30.360 --> 00:21:31.361
(HISSES)

460
00:21:33.280 --> 00:21:34.281
(LAUGHING)

461
00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:35.921
Hey!

462
00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:38.006
You little...

463
00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:39.286
(SCREAMING)

464
00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:43.721
(GRUNTS)

465
00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:48.720
Duke?

466
00:21:48.800 --> 00:21:49.881
(PANTING)

467
00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:51.720
You came back?

468
00:21:51.840 --> 00:21:52.887
Run!

469
00:21:54.040 --> 00:21:55.041
(YELLS)

470
00:21:57.560 --> 00:22:00.325
- It's the po-po! Scram!
- (ALL MEOWING)

471
00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:06.250
- (GRUNTING)
- (BOTH GASP)

472
00:22:09.400 --> 00:22:10.401
Wait!

473
00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:17.088
Two, four, six, eight... Hmm...

474
00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:19.046
See you tomorrow, Guillermo!

475
00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:20.406
You know it.

476
00:22:20.760 --> 00:22:21.920
Ten...

477
00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:23.047
Eh, okay.

478
00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:24.681
Right.

479
00:22:25.000 --> 00:22:26.001
(BARKING)

480
00:22:26.560 --> 00:22:27.561
Uh-huh.

481
00:22:27.760 --> 00:22:28.760
Sheez, did you see that?

482
00:22:28.840 --> 00:22:29.840
Yeah, I saw it.

483
00:22:29.920 --> 00:22:32.605
Throw it with your arm,
you lazy weirdo! (LAUGHS)

484
00:22:32.760 --> 00:22:35.240
- I would not fetch that. I'm old-school.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

485
00:22:42.680 --> 00:22:43.681
- (BANGING)
- (YELLS)

486
00:22:46.120 --> 00:22:47.120
- (SIGHS)
- (BANGING CONTINUES)

487
00:22:47.200 --> 00:22:48.440
Thanks a lot, Duke.

488
00:22:48.600 --> 00:22:49.761
I don't like to use this phrase

489
00:22:49.880 --> 00:22:51.720
because it's offensive to our kind,

490
00:22:51.800 --> 00:22:53.802
but you are a bad dog!

491
00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:55.450
Katie's not going to like this.

492
00:22:55.640 --> 00:22:57.483
I can't go to the pound.

493
00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:00.962
What? What's wrong with you?

494
00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:02.801
Well, Katie just...

495
00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:05.486
She just got me out of the pound.

496
00:23:05.800 --> 00:23:07.723
And if I go back...

497
00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:10.927
Max, it's the end of the line for me.

498
00:23:12.200 --> 00:23:13.201
(BANGING)

499
00:23:18.280 --> 00:23:20.681
(MALE TV ANNOUNCER READING)

500
00:23:21.320 --> 00:23:22.321
(GASPS) Yes! Mmm...

501
00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:25.851
Why? Why?

502
00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:27.445
What's the matter, Maria?

503
00:23:27.560 --> 00:23:29.120
Maria, your face,

504
00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:30.850
it wears a thousand sorrows.

505
00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:32.689
What is wrong?

506
00:23:32.800 --> 00:23:34.280
Oh, I have come face-to-face

507
00:23:34.360 --> 00:23:36.761
with the worst thing in the world.

508
00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:39.804
What? Oh, tell me, Maria. Tell me now!

509
00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:42.361
I cannot bear another moment
without knowing!

510
00:23:42.560 --> 00:23:44.369
Loneliness.

511
00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:46.528
(GASPS)

512
00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:47.920
(- BARKING)
- (GASPS)

513
00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:49.604
Max! Max!

514
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:51.525
Max? Huh?

515
00:23:52.360 --> 00:23:54.010
Hey, I see you, squirrel!

516
00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:55.207
This is not your area!

517
00:23:55.360 --> 00:23:56.441
We marked that tree!

518
00:23:56.840 --> 00:23:57.841
(LAUGHING)

519
00:23:58.240 --> 00:23:59.844
Don't you try and hide! I can see... Oh!

520
00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:01.366
What was that?

521
00:24:01.520 --> 00:24:03.363
- How dare you!
- GIDGET: Guys, where's Max?

522
00:24:03.520 --> 00:24:05.602
Nobody likes you, squirrels!

523
00:24:05.760 --> 00:24:07.330
- (YELLS)
- (GRUNTS)

524
00:24:08.040 --> 00:24:10.361
Guys, seriously, where is Max?

525
00:24:10.520 --> 00:24:12.204
Calm down, girl. He's right...

526
00:24:12.840 --> 00:24:14.400
Huh. He is gone.

527
00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:15.481
Oh, it's fine.

528
00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:19.207
I heard him screaming after he
disappeared into those bushes.

529
00:24:20.320 --> 00:24:22.243
Max is gone?

530
00:24:22.360 --> 00:24:25.045
This is bad. This is so bad.

531
00:24:25.200 --> 00:24:27.520
Maria, if he is your true love

532
00:24:27.600 --> 00:24:29.443
you must go to him!

533
00:24:29.560 --> 00:24:31.608
Save him! Save him!

534
00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:35.369
Yes! Yes! Save my true love!

535
00:24:35.640 --> 00:24:36.641
(SQUEAKING)

536
00:24:36.840 --> 00:24:38.080
I'm coming, Max!

537
00:24:39.080 --> 00:24:40.360
(GRUNTS)

538
00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:41.441
(SCREAMS)

539
00:24:43.480 --> 00:24:44.527
(CONTINUE SCREAMING)

540
00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:46.161
(YOWLS)

541
00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:47.926
(THUDDING)

542
00:24:49.280 --> 00:24:50.800
- Hi, Chloe. If anyone asks,
- (MEOWS)

543
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:52.882
I'm on my way to the roof to look for Max.

544
00:24:53.040 --> 00:24:54.041
(MEOWS)

545
00:24:54.760 --> 00:24:55.841
Okay, bye-bye.

546
00:24:57.760 --> 00:24:58.761
(METAL SCRAPING)

547
00:25:03.080 --> 00:25:04.320
(MUNCHING)

548
00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:06.604
DOGCATCHER 2: Whoa. You see that?

549
00:25:07.240 --> 00:25:09.242
Yeah, give me a second.

550
00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:13.802
Oh! Hey, there, cute little bunny.

551
00:25:13.920 --> 00:25:16.605
- Whatcha doing in the middle of the road?
- (SNIFFLES)

552
00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:19.130
(BOTH YELLING)

553
00:25:20.120 --> 00:25:21.121
(GRUNTING)

554
00:25:24.120 --> 00:25:25.610
- MAN 2: Bunny!
- (GASPS)

555
00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:28.331
What's going on?

556
00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:30.611
- What the...
- (SQUEALING)

557
00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:31.721
(GRUNTING)

558
00:25:31.840 --> 00:25:33.080
Save yourself!

559
00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:34.400
Shut it, human!

560
00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:35.527
Let's do this! Now!

561
00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:37.563
Now! Yeah!

562
00:25:38.560 --> 00:25:40.244
- (ENGINE STARTING)
- Get off me!

563
00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:46.290
Wait up!

564
00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.164
Get off me, pig!

565
00:25:48.440 --> 00:25:49.560
(GRUNTING)

566
00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:50.846
Get off!

567
00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:52.331
Ow! Ow!

568
00:25:52.520 --> 00:25:53.965
(TIRES SCREECHING)

569
00:25:54.800 --> 00:25:56.928
BOTH: Whoa... (GRUNTING)

570
00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:01.971
What's happening?

571
00:26:02.120 --> 00:26:03.121
I don't know!

572
00:26:05.080 --> 00:26:06.081
(EXCLAIMING)

573
00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:08.482
Ripper! Ripper, where you at?

574
00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:12.006
Let's go, Ripper!
I'm busting you outta here!

575
00:26:17.520 --> 00:26:19.284
The revolution has begun!

576
00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:20.805
Liberated forever!

577
00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:22.689
Domesticated never!

578
00:26:22.840 --> 00:26:23.960
Yeah!

579
00:26:24.040 --> 00:26:25.724
(GRUNTING)

580
00:26:26.320 --> 00:26:28.440
(GASPS) Who's driving this thing?

581
00:26:28.520 --> 00:26:29.760
(LAUGHING)

582
00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:32.369
(CARS HONKING)

583
00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:34.161
Whoo! (LAUGHING)

584
00:26:34.280 --> 00:26:35.281
(SCREAMS)

585
00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:37.170
(ALL SCREAMING IN VAN)

586
00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:39.291
(SCREAMING)

587
00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:40.881
(YELLING)

588
00:26:43.320 --> 00:26:44.321
(GASPS)

589
00:26:49.520 --> 00:26:51.040
Ha, ha! (GASPS)

590
00:26:51.120 --> 00:26:52.121
(RATS SQUEAKING)

591
00:26:56.840 --> 00:26:58.205
(BOTH GROANING)

592
00:26:58.360 --> 00:26:59.725
(GRUNTING)

593
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:03.082
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

594
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:04.565
(SQUEALING)

595
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:08.006
Who are you guys?

596
00:27:08.560 --> 00:27:09.766
Huh? Who are we?

597
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:11.922
Who are we?

598
00:27:12.080 --> 00:27:14.924
We are the Flushed Pets...

599
00:27:15.080 --> 00:27:16.570
Thrown away by our owners

600
00:27:16.720 --> 00:27:18.882
and now we are out for revenge!

601
00:27:19.040 --> 00:27:20.246
- It's like a club,
- (SNORTING)

602
00:27:20.360 --> 00:27:21.964
but with biting and scratching.

603
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:24.051
Take us with you!

604
00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:25.800
(SNIFFING)

605
00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:27.609
I don't think so, pets.

606
00:27:27.760 --> 00:27:30.366
Yeah, you got the stench
of domestication all over you.

607
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:33.320
You chose your side.
And now you're gonna burn.

608
00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:35.721
No! Stop! Who you calling "pets"?

609
00:27:35.920 --> 00:27:37.570
I ain't no pet! You got it all wrong!

610
00:27:37.760 --> 00:27:40.240
We're just like you guys. We hate humans.

611
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:42.129
- Yeah! That's right!
- Hate them.

612
00:27:42.280 --> 00:27:44.726
Oh, man, don't get me started on people.
Am I right, Duke?

613
00:27:44.840 --> 00:27:47.241
Yeah, that's why we
burned our collars, man!

614
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:48.925
We burned them to the ground!

615
00:27:49.080 --> 00:27:50.241
And killed our owners!

616
00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:52.084
Yeah... Wait a minute,
that's too far maybe?

617
00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:53.571
No, they dig it.

618
00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:55.011
- Yes, we whacked them.
- Yeah, that's right!

619
00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:56.880
Bang, bang with our own paws!

620
00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:59.000
If I had a dime for every owner I killed...

621
00:27:59.080 --> 00:28:00.080
Oh, yeah!

622
00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:01.366
I'd have a dime.

623
00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:03.650
Because I just killed the one.

624
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:06.010
Ooh-whoo!

625
00:28:06.520 --> 00:28:08.124
Oh, y'all cold-blooded.

626
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:10.402
Oh, man, you remind me of my boy, Ricky.

627
00:28:10.600 --> 00:28:11.806
He died, though.

628
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.650
RIP, Ricky!

629
00:28:14.280 --> 00:28:17.170
The truth is, the struggle
could use some more muscle.

630
00:28:17.320 --> 00:28:18.526
All right, look, I'll tell you what.

631
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:20.449
We'll bust the both of you out of here.
But understand this.

632
00:28:20.600 --> 00:28:21.965
From now on, you work for me.

633
00:28:22.120 --> 00:28:23.963
- That's fine.
- Sounds like a fun challenge.

634
00:28:25.720 --> 00:28:26.720
(GRUNTING)

635
00:28:26.800 --> 00:28:28.680
All right, guys, let's do this!

636
00:28:28.760 --> 00:28:30.250
- (SQUEALING)
- (YELLING)

637
00:28:30.520 --> 00:28:31.646
(EXPLOSION)

638
00:28:32.320 --> 00:28:33.606
To the sewers!

639
00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:35.491
The sewers?

640
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:38.371
What are y'all waiting for?
I'm not playing.

641
00:28:38.520 --> 00:28:39.681
I said...

642
00:28:39.840 --> 00:28:41.365
To the sewers!

643
00:28:41.560 --> 00:28:42.800
(GRUNTING)

644
00:28:43.040 --> 00:28:44.724
(YELLING)

645
00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:46.321
(MAX YELLING)

646
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:47.801
(SNOWBALL YELLING)

647
00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:51.763
SNOWBALL: Long live
the revolution, suckers!

648
00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:56.400
(GRUNTS)

649
00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:57.891
I can do it.

650
00:29:01.760 --> 00:29:02.761
Oh!

651
00:29:03.960 --> 00:29:05.371
Max?

652
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:07.161
Max?

653
00:29:07.360 --> 00:29:12.960
Max.

654
00:29:13.040 --> 00:29:14.246
(PANTING)

655
00:29:17.320 --> 00:29:19.368
(STRAINING)

656
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:27.682
Oh, where are you, Max?

657
00:29:28.800 --> 00:29:29.800
(SIGHS)

658
00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.565
TIBERIUS: Looks like
you could use a little help.

659
00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:34.006
Who said that?

660
00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:35.366
TIBERIUS: Over here.

661
00:29:35.520 --> 00:29:38.400
In this dark and foreboding shed.

662
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:39.481
(GRUNTS)

663
00:29:46.360 --> 00:29:47.400
Uh...

664
00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:48.720
Hello?

665
00:29:48.840 --> 00:29:51.081
I can see for miles.

666
00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:54.323
If you let me out, I'll find your friend.

667
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:55.720
Wow! Really?

668
00:29:55.880 --> 00:29:57.882
Oh! You're so sweet.

669
00:29:58.040 --> 00:29:59.883
You're sweet, too.

670
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:02.246
- (GIGGLES) Thanks, stranger.
- (SNIFFS)

671
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:03.805
But not too sweet.

672
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:07.402
There's also a salty,
gamey thing going on.

673
00:30:07.560 --> 00:30:08.766
Yeah, that's me. (CHUCKLES)

674
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:11.366
Come on, let's get you out of that shed.

675
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:13.410
Yeah, that's it.

676
00:30:13.560 --> 00:30:15.608
Just step over the pile of bones.

677
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.200
Pile of bones. Okay, will do.

678
00:30:18.320 --> 00:30:20.402
(SIGHS) I sure hope Max is safe.

679
00:30:20.520 --> 00:30:22.602
You're a very thoughtful food.

680
00:30:22.760 --> 00:30:25.286
"Food"? I didn't say that.
I said "friend."

681
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:27.408
(CHUCKLES) I meant food...

682
00:30:27.560 --> 00:30:28.721
(STUTTERING) Friend.

683
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:30.006
You know what I meant.

684
00:30:30.120 --> 00:30:32.646
I'm sure lucky I found you, uh...

685
00:30:32.800 --> 00:30:33.961
Tiberius.

686
00:30:34.080 --> 00:30:36.208
And, yes, this is
a very good thing for you,

687
00:30:36.360 --> 00:30:38.931
this whole "meeting me" thing.

688
00:30:39.080 --> 00:30:41.003
Take off my hood.

689
00:30:44.080 --> 00:30:45.081
(GASPS)

690
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:46.971
(SCREECHING)

691
00:30:47.280 --> 00:30:48.281
(SCREAMS)

692
00:30:50.760 --> 00:30:51.921
- (SCREECHING)
- (SCREAMS)

693
00:30:52.840 --> 00:30:53.966
(GRUNTS) Ah!

694
00:30:54.080 --> 00:30:55.081
The chain!

695
00:30:55.280 --> 00:30:56.645
(TIBERIUS GROANING)

696
00:30:57.000 --> 00:30:59.002
Oh! You tried to eat me!

697
00:30:59.120 --> 00:31:00.451
I'm sorry. (SOBS)

698
00:31:01.080 --> 00:31:03.765
You should be sorry.
You deserve to be locked up.

699
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:05.530
You're a bad, bad bird.

700
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:08.723
I can't help it.
I was born with killer instincts.

701
00:31:08.840 --> 00:31:10.330
That is just no excuse.

702
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:13.165
You're right.
Even for a predator, I'm selfish.

703
00:31:13.320 --> 00:31:15.607
I'm a selfish predator.

704
00:31:15.760 --> 00:31:17.649
It's no wonder I have no friends.

705
00:31:17.800 --> 00:31:19.000
Nobody.

706
00:31:19.080 --> 00:31:20.081
(SOBBING)

707
00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:22.284
This is hopeless.

708
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:24.644
Oh, don't... There's no need to cry.

709
00:31:24.800 --> 00:31:26.848
I'm sorry that I yelled at you before.

710
00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:28.689
Please, take off the chain.

711
00:31:28.840 --> 00:31:31.491
This time I'll help you. I promise.

712
00:31:32.600 --> 00:31:33.647
Tiberius...

713
00:31:33.800 --> 00:31:37.122
This is gonna sound completely
horrible, but, um...

714
00:31:37.280 --> 00:31:38.850
I don't fully trust you.

715
00:31:40.040 --> 00:31:41.644
(SOBBING)

716
00:31:41.840 --> 00:31:43.171
Oh, no, no, no...

717
00:31:43.280 --> 00:31:45.408
But, I guess everyone deserves
a second chance.

718
00:31:45.560 --> 00:31:47.403
And you are just a lonely, old bird.

719
00:31:47.560 --> 00:31:48.846
And you do have weird manners

720
00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:51.162
because you live
in a weird shed on a roof.

721
00:31:51.320 --> 00:31:54.608
So, I'll tell you what. If you find Max...

722
00:31:55.120 --> 00:31:56.770
I'll be your best friend.

723
00:31:56.920 --> 00:31:58.922
Best friend?

724
00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:00.844
You and me?

725
00:32:01.280 --> 00:32:03.328
Whoa!

726
00:32:08.120 --> 00:32:09.690
(LAUGHING)

727
00:32:10.080 --> 00:32:11.366
Whoo!

728
00:32:13.800 --> 00:32:15.211
- (SCREECHING)
- (LAUGHING)

729
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:16.606
(SCREAMING)

730
00:32:18.520 --> 00:32:20.841
Yes! That sounds nice.

731
00:32:21.040 --> 00:32:22.121
Let's do this.

732
00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:23.969
Okay.

733
00:32:25.520 --> 00:32:26.681
Ah...

734
00:32:30.120 --> 00:32:32.441
So, what does this Max look like?

735
00:32:32.560 --> 00:32:33.561
Brown and white.

736
00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:36.530
He's a short-hair, roguishly handsome.

737
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:38.290
He's got a sparkle in his eye.

738
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:40.243
He sounds dreamy.

739
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:42.966
(CHUCKLES) You have no idea.

740
00:32:43.120 --> 00:32:45.521
I mean, what? Whatever. Shut up.

741
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:46.681
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES) Mmm-mmm.

742
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:49.120
If my owner comes

743
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:51.766
put on the hood and pretend to be me.

744
00:32:51.960 --> 00:32:53.405
Okay, thank you!

745
00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:04.440
(SNIFFS) Ugh!

746
00:33:04.520 --> 00:33:06.409
The smell is disgusting...

747
00:33:07.560 --> 00:33:08.721
...-ly good.

748
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:10.365
This is all so great.

749
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:11.925
Love it here.

750
00:33:19.840 --> 00:33:20.841
(BOTH GASP)

751
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:22.520
- What's...
- The...

752
00:33:22.600 --> 00:33:24.568
- Pass...
- Word?

753
00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:26.091
Password?

754
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:27.446
Look! Look at me.

755
00:33:27.600 --> 00:33:29.204
I am your leader.

756
00:33:29.400 --> 00:33:32.085
The leader does not recite the password.

757
00:33:32.280 --> 00:33:34.442
The leader makes up the password, idiots.

758
00:33:34.600 --> 00:33:36.443
Everybody, I'm making up
a new password right now.

759
00:33:36.600 --> 00:33:38.045
The new password is...

760
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:40.920
"Don't ask the leader for the password!"

761
00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:42.047
(DINGING)

762
00:33:43.120 --> 00:33:44.610
Follow me.

763
00:33:51.600 --> 00:33:54.524
Welcome to the underbelly, brothers.

764
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:57.121
Home of the Flushed Pets.

765
00:33:57.360 --> 00:33:58.805
(LAUGHING)

766
00:34:03.520 --> 00:34:04.521
(GRUNTING)

767
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:08.722
(CROAKING)

768
00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:21.160
Brothers and sisters!

769
00:34:21.240 --> 00:34:22.287
As you see,

770
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.802
I've returned from the surface
with two new recruits.

771
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:28.491
These guys are owner-killers!

772
00:34:28.680 --> 00:34:29.681
(ALL CHEERING)

773
00:34:30.600 --> 00:34:31.601
Hey, hey! Settle down!

774
00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:35.491
Guys, I want you
to tell them how you did it.

775
00:34:35.640 --> 00:34:38.331
Go ahead. Tell them the whole story
about how you took out your owner.

776
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:39.606
Don't leave out nothing.

777
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:41.250
We love gory detail, here.

778
00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:42.845
- Oh, yeah!
- Tell us!

779
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:44.769
- Right.
- So, tell them, Max.

780
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:46.649
Okay, so. I was like...

781
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:47.801
Well, we were like...

782
00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:49.121
- Take that!
- Yeah!

783
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:50.645
Stupid owner.

784
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:52.689
So, that's who you're dealing with.

785
00:34:54.520 --> 00:34:56.090
That story bored me to death.

786
00:34:56.280 --> 00:34:57.361
Boring!

787
00:34:57.520 --> 00:34:58.760
- (ALL BOOING)
- Give us detail!

788
00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:00.609
Okay. Max?

789
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:02.364
Okay, well, uh...

790
00:35:02.520 --> 00:35:04.488
So, there's this thing in the kitchen...

791
00:35:04.600 --> 00:35:05.680
Yeah. Table!

792
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:07.205
- It's flat.
- Toaster!

793
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:09.240
And then round on just the end of it.

794
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:10.367
A spoon?

795
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:12.005
- Yes, a spoon!
- Exactly.

796
00:35:12.120 --> 00:35:14.009
You can't hurt someone with a spoon.

797
00:35:14.160 --> 00:35:15.889
You scoop with a spoon.

798
00:35:16.040 --> 00:35:18.167
How many people wanna know
how to kill somebody with a spoon?

799
00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:20.169
FLUSHED ANIMALS: I do! Oh, yeah!

800
00:35:20.280 --> 00:35:21.805
Okay. Uh, well...

801
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:23.530
We used the spoon...

802
00:35:23.720 --> 00:35:26.326
Hit a button on the machine
on the counter...

803
00:35:26.520 --> 00:35:27.885
- Right, and it's got those...
- The, uh, you know.

804
00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:29.604
- (IMITATING MOTOR) Those blades.
- The, uh... It's got blades!

805
00:35:29.720 --> 00:35:31.160
Was it a blender?

806
00:35:31.240 --> 00:35:32.287
(WHOOPING)

807
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:34.209
You blended somebody?

808
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:36.211
He talking about the blender, guys.

809
00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:38.129
Oh, please, tell me it was a blender!

810
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:40.726
Hey, buddy, I don't ask what
it's called, we just kill with it.

811
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:42.291
But it was a blender.

812
00:35:42.680 --> 00:35:44.364
- Whoo! Do y'all hear this?
- (ALL CHATTERING)

813
00:35:44.520 --> 00:35:46.727
You know who was like this? Ricky!

814
00:35:47.720 --> 00:35:49.085
Rest in peace!

815
00:35:49.240 --> 00:35:51.527
Ricky was the only soldier I had

816
00:35:51.680 --> 00:35:54.160
that was ready to kill humans on sight.

817
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:56.209
Everybody else need a pep talk.

818
00:35:56.360 --> 00:35:57.964
Not these two brothers.

819
00:35:58.200 --> 00:36:00.202
(ALL CHEERING)

820
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:04.720
See, all of us have suffered
at the hands of man.

821
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:06.086
I mean, take me for instance.

822
00:36:06.240 --> 00:36:08.686
I was a magician's rabbit
for kids' parties.

823
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:12.083
But then bunny tricks went out of style.

824
00:36:12.200 --> 00:36:13.440
So, what did my owner do?

825
00:36:13.600 --> 00:36:15.080
My owner went and left magic behind

826
00:36:15.160 --> 00:36:16.650
and made me disappear...

827
00:36:17.240 --> 00:36:18.571
From his life!

828
00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:19.761
- (ALL CHATTERING)
- Uh-huh.

829
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:21.843
I lived in a tattoo parlor!

830
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:24.606
The trainees used to practice on me!

831
00:36:24.760 --> 00:36:26.762
Until they ran out of space!

832
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:27.881
(SCATTERED CHATTER)

833
00:36:28.080 --> 00:36:30.128
I mean, yes, humans say they love us.

834
00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:32.647
But then they turn around
and throw us out like garbage.

835
00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:34.649
Ain't that right, Sea-Monkeys?

836
00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:37.200
It's not our fault
we don't look like the ad!

837
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:38.281
Yeah!

838
00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:41.924
All right, you guys
are joining the brotherhood.

839
00:36:42.080 --> 00:36:43.809
- It's initiation time!
- FLUSHED ANIMALS: Oh, yeah!

840
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:45.649
- The what?
- I'm sorry, what time?

841
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:48.371
Summon the Viper!

842
00:36:48.680 --> 00:36:50.011
(ALL STOMPING)

843
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:52.930
Uh, is this Viper poisonous?

844
00:36:53.080 --> 00:36:55.765
Because I should warn you,
I'm very allergic to poison!

845
00:37:02.520 --> 00:37:03.646
Ow!

846
00:37:05.560 --> 00:37:07.528
All right. Show her!

847
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:10.643
(RETCHING)

848
00:37:11.800 --> 00:37:13.484
- (GRUNTS)
- (GASPS)

849
00:37:13.720 --> 00:37:14.960
Max's collar!

850
00:37:15.120 --> 00:37:16.485
Where is he?

851
00:37:16.720 --> 00:37:18.165
What happened to him?

852
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:19.970
I ain't saying nothing! (GRUNTS)

853
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:22.604
You're gonna tell us where Max is.

854
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:24.723
And you're gonna tell us now!

855
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:26.360
(LAUGHING)

856
00:37:26.440 --> 00:37:27.965
Is this supposed to scare me?

857
00:37:28.120 --> 00:37:30.282
I'm a cat. I land on my feet.

858
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:31.400
Does it always happen?

859
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:34.006
Because your head looks like
it's taken a lot of landings.

860
00:37:34.160 --> 00:37:35.161
Do you want me to cut you?

861
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:37.840
Because I'll cut you this way and that.
You'll look like a waffle.

862
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:38.921
(YELLING)

863
00:37:39.080 --> 00:37:40.127
Okay.

864
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:42.600
He's too stupid to talk,
and too ugly to eat.

865
00:37:42.680 --> 00:37:44.284
- (SCREAMS)
- (GRUNTS)

866
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:46.050
I'm done playing nice!

867
00:37:46.240 --> 00:37:48.163
Where is Max?

868
00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:49.645
(STAMMERING) Ow.

869
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:50.841
Tell me!

870
00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:52.684
Ooh! (STAMMERING)

871
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:53.921
Let me finish... Ow!

872
00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:56.091
Help me! Ow!

873
00:37:56.200 --> 00:37:58.168
- Don't look at him. Look at me.
- (GROANING)

874
00:37:58.320 --> 00:37:59.924
Nobody can help you!

875
00:38:00.040 --> 00:38:02.520
Where is Max?

876
00:38:02.640 --> 00:38:03.766
Okay! Okay!

877
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:05.922
He's in the sewers! He got taken!

878
00:38:06.040 --> 00:38:07.246
Please! Have mercy...

879
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:09.926
- Adorable puffy dog!
- (GASPS)

880
00:38:10.240 --> 00:38:12.322
ALL: (CHANTING) Snake bite!
Snake bite! Snake bite!

881
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.046
(GRUNTING)

882
00:38:15.720 --> 00:38:17.563
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

883
00:38:20.560 --> 00:38:21.891
(SNIFFS)

884
00:38:22.720 --> 00:38:23.721
(HISSING)

885
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:24.961
- (YELLS)
- (GASPS)

886
00:38:25.080 --> 00:38:26.969
As proof of your allegiance

887
00:38:27.120 --> 00:38:28.724
you will now receive the bite

888
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.565
of a one-fanged, half-blind Viper

889
00:38:31.720 --> 00:38:33.131
fueled by a diet

890
00:38:33.240 --> 00:38:36.687
of anti-human rage!

891
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:43.243
(HISSING)

892
00:38:56.560 --> 00:38:58.210
Who wants to go first?

893
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:00.243
Uh... Okay, here's the thing, though.

894
00:39:01.240 --> 00:39:02.241
Tiny Dog.

895
00:39:03.040 --> 00:39:04.371
Can I call you "Tiny Dog"?

896
00:39:04.520 --> 00:39:06.409
It fits you. Let's admit that.

897
00:39:06.560 --> 00:39:07.561
Look.

898
00:39:07.680 --> 00:39:09.921
Between you and the fat dog,
I like you the best.

899
00:39:10.080 --> 00:39:11.286
Oh, thank you!

900
00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:13.283
- Tiny Dog's gonna go first.
- (GASPS)

901
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:15.090
Everybody, TD's going first!

902
00:39:15.240 --> 00:39:16.241
No, no, no.

903
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:18.886
Tiny Dog does not want to go first.
Take the fat dog!

904
00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:20.081
ALL: (CHANTING) Snake bite!

905
00:39:20.200 --> 00:39:22.441
No, no, no. Stop!

906
00:39:22.560 --> 00:39:25.803
- Snake bite! Snake bite! Snake bite!
- (HISSING)

907
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:27.285
No, no, no, no.

908
00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:30.203
NITRO: Stop!

909
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:34.009
What are you doing initiating
a couple domestics?

910
00:39:34.120 --> 00:39:35.167
Domestics?

911
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:37.123
Yeah. We just jumped
those two in the alley.

912
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:39.089
Slashed off their collars.

913
00:39:39.240 --> 00:39:40.844
No, no, no. That's not true.

914
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:42.291
You said you burned your collars.

915
00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:45.205
Well, "burned," "lost,"
"had them stolen by cats."

916
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:47.767
It's all just words, really, isn't it?

917
00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:50.360
You don't deserve to
be marked by the Viper.

918
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:52.323
- Oh, no.
- We'll just show ourselves out.

919
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:53.601
You deserve

920
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:55.649
to be eaten by the Viper.

921
00:39:55.800 --> 00:39:57.609
Get those leash lovers!

922
00:39:57.720 --> 00:39:59.040
(ALL CHATTERING)

923
00:39:59.120 --> 00:40:00.121
(BOTH SCREAM)

924
00:40:01.160 --> 00:40:02.161
(GASPS)

925
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:03.321
(RATTLING)

926
00:40:03.640 --> 00:40:05.005
Hold on.

927
00:40:05.120 --> 00:40:06.963
- (GRUNTING)
- (DOGS WHINING)

928
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:09.001
(HISSING)

929
00:40:09.200 --> 00:40:10.486
(ALL GRUNTING)

930
00:40:12.560 --> 00:40:14.164
Go get them, Duke. Whoa!

931
00:40:15.160 --> 00:40:16.491
(YELLING)

932
00:40:18.840 --> 00:40:20.046
(YELLS)

933
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:24.723
- (GASPS) Oh...
- (HISSES)

934
00:40:25.600 --> 00:40:26.601
(SNARLING)

935
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:28.001
(YELLS)

936
00:40:29.680 --> 00:40:31.091
(HISSING)

937
00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:39.405
(ALL GASPING)

938
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:42.044
- (SNIFFING)
- (HISSING)

939
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:45.211
(ALL GASPING)

940
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:49.044
(ALL GASPING LOUDLY)

941
00:40:51.560 --> 00:40:54.484
Uh, fellas, that was an accident.

942
00:40:54.600 --> 00:40:57.365
You squished the sacred Viper!

943
00:40:57.720 --> 00:40:59.609
(SOBBING) He's a flapjack.

944
00:41:00.200 --> 00:41:01.645
Oh, Viper!

945
00:41:02.200 --> 00:41:04.282
Viper, you in a better place!

946
00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:05.521
You and Ricky!

947
00:41:07.560 --> 00:41:09.210
(ALL SOBBING)

948
00:41:10.680 --> 00:41:13.001
You ain't never did nothing to nobody!

949
00:41:13.160 --> 00:41:14.685
Well, you bit a lot of people, Viper.

950
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:16.649
So, technically, you might
actually deserve this.

951
00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:19.167
This might be something
that was long overdue.

952
00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:22.890
But it shouldn't have came like this.
Not on my watch.

953
00:41:23.080 --> 00:41:24.684
Get them!

954
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:25.927
(ALL SQUEAKING)

955
00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:28.171
Oh, no!

956
00:41:28.280 --> 00:41:30.328
- Come on!
- (YELLS)

957
00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:34.001
(GRUNTING)

958
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:39.966
(YELLING)

959
00:41:40.080 --> 00:41:42.082
(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)

960
00:41:45.160 --> 00:41:46.286
(GRUNTS)

961
00:41:47.080 --> 00:41:48.809
Ah! Wait up, Duke!

962
00:41:49.720 --> 00:41:52.166
- Hyah!
- (GRUNTING)

963
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:55.761
We're sorry.
Can this be over now? (GRUNTS)

964
00:41:56.920 --> 00:41:58.000
We've got a problem.

965
00:41:58.080 --> 00:41:59.491
We have so many problems.

966
00:41:59.600 --> 00:42:01.762
Which one do you mean at this moment?

967
00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:08.524
SNOWBALL: Stop running, dummies!

968
00:42:08.680 --> 00:42:09.966
Stop it right now!

969
00:42:10.080 --> 00:42:12.447
- Hold your breath!
- Hold my breath? Ah!

970
00:42:13.560 --> 00:42:14.561
(BOTH YELLING)

971
00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:19.441
(YELLING) Get them!

972
00:42:20.600 --> 00:42:21.931
(BOTH GASPING)

973
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:26.726
This is my least favorite part
of this whole thing so far!

974
00:42:39.480 --> 00:42:40.481
(GRUNTS)

975
00:42:42.160 --> 00:42:43.161
Friends!

976
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:46.449
I am afraid that
I have some terrible news.

977
00:42:46.560 --> 00:42:48.449
The squirrels are gonna
take over the world!

978
00:42:48.600 --> 00:42:49.601
I knew it!

979
00:42:49.720 --> 00:42:52.849
I always said, squirrels
are little shifty little guys.

980
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:55.440
No. We're not doing the squirrel thing
right now. That's not...

981
00:42:55.600 --> 00:42:56.601
No! (SIGHS)

982
00:42:56.960 --> 00:42:58.769
Max is missing!

983
00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:00.564
He's out there somewhere.

984
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:02.364
Lost. Scared.

985
00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:04.164
So, so handsome.

986
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:06.766
We have got to find him
and bring him home!

987
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:09.690
But the outside world is loud and scary.

988
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:10.961
Ooh! Is that a hawk?

989
00:43:11.720 --> 00:43:14.769
GIDGET: This is my friend, Tiberius.
He's going to help us.

990
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:17.647
He's not going to eat us.
We've already been over it.

991
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:19.723
Come on, Gidget.
We go out there without a leash...

992
00:43:19.880 --> 00:43:21.600
We'll get caught by a net.

993
00:43:21.680 --> 00:43:22.681
Or something worse!

994
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:24.365
Yeah, like a hawk!

995
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:27.370
We're wasting time! Max needs us!

996
00:43:27.520 --> 00:43:29.966
Come on, girl, Max doesn't
even know you're alive.

997
00:43:30.080 --> 00:43:31.320
Well, I don't care!

998
00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:33.881
I love him! I love him
with all of my heart!

999
00:43:34.040 --> 00:43:37.408
And I'm gonna go look for Max,
no matter who's with me.

1000
00:43:37.560 --> 00:43:38.721
So...

1001
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:40.041
Who's with me?

1002
00:43:43.200 --> 00:43:44.531
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

1003
00:43:45.960 --> 00:43:48.088
All right, fine. Fine.

1004
00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:50.729
Oh, come on, guys.

1005
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:52.689
I can't believe you.

1006
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:55.246
When I got my claws caught in the curtains

1007
00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:57.169
who pulled me down?

1008
00:43:57.360 --> 00:43:58.725
Max did.

1009
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:00.850
- Buddy, Mel.
- (GASPS)

1010
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:04.043
When you were fixed, who taught you
to sit the comfortable way?

1011
00:44:04.200 --> 00:44:05.247
Max did!

1012
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:06.561
Max did! (PANTING)

1013
00:44:06.720 --> 00:44:08.051
Max did. He did it!

1014
00:44:08.160 --> 00:44:11.084
And when that random cat
tried to eat Sweetpea

1015
00:44:11.240 --> 00:44:13.004
who saved him?

1016
00:44:13.120 --> 00:44:15.122
- It wasn't a random cat. It was you.
- (TWEETS)

1017
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.888
The identity of the random cat
is not the point.

1018
00:44:18.040 --> 00:44:20.327
We're talking about who saved him!

1019
00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:21.441
Max did!

1020
00:44:21.560 --> 00:44:24.086
- We gotta save him. We gotta go save Max!
- Yeah!

1021
00:44:24.240 --> 00:44:25.605
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1022
00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:28.366
Yeah! Let's go save Max!

1023
00:44:29.080 --> 00:44:30.600
Uh, which one is Max, again?

1024
00:44:30.680 --> 00:44:31.806
(GRUNTS)

1025
00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:33.327
Um...

1026
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:34.930
- Tiberius!
- (LAUGHS)

1027
00:44:35.080 --> 00:44:37.048
No! Bad, bad bird.

1028
00:44:37.520 --> 00:44:40.444
- (LAUGHS) Nice little guy.
- (GIGGLES)

1029
00:44:40.600 --> 00:44:42.204
Nice little guy.

1030
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:43.606
I like this bird.

1031
00:44:44.240 --> 00:44:45.605
Crazy bird. (LAUGHS)

1032
00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:48.330
(GRUNTING)

1033
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:11.410
(RATTLING)

1034
00:45:11.520 --> 00:45:13.807
(BOTH SCREAM)

1035
00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:17.560
(GASPING)

1036
00:45:17.640 --> 00:45:18.766
Come on!

1037
00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:20.126
We gotta get to shore.

1038
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:23.483
I only know the doggy paddle!
And I don't know it well!

1039
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:26.766
- Swim, Tiny Dog. Swim!
- (GASPING)

1040
00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:38.040
Duke!

1041
00:45:41.080 --> 00:45:42.969
Help! (COUGHING)

1042
00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:49.850
Max, grab the ring!

1043
00:45:50.680 --> 00:45:51.841
I can't!

1044
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.126
DUKE: Keep it up, Max!

1045
00:45:53.240 --> 00:45:54.240
You're doing...

1046
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:56.163
Well, you're not doing great.

1047
00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:58.322
But you're not drowning,
and that's something!

1048
00:45:58.560 --> 00:46:00.005
(GRUNTING)

1049
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:03.526
(GRUNTING)

1050
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:05.361
(COUGHING)

1051
00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:07.320
You're almost there!

1052
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:09.767
- (YELLS)
- (GASPS)

1053
00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:18.001
(GASPS)

1054
00:46:20.200 --> 00:46:21.201
(SIGHS)

1055
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:22.526
Thanks, Duke.

1056
00:46:23.160 --> 00:46:24.491
No problem.

1057
00:46:24.640 --> 00:46:27.041
Finally. I'm going home.

1058
00:46:27.440 --> 00:46:28.440
Oh.

1059
00:46:28.520 --> 00:46:30.522
Isn't home that way?

1060
00:46:32.200 --> 00:46:33.800
Ah! Seriously?

1061
00:46:33.880 --> 00:46:35.723
(HORN BLARING)

1062
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:37.889
(FLUSHED ANIMALS YELLING)

1063
00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:42.331
(GRUNTING)

1064
00:46:44.080 --> 00:46:45.445
They're going to Brooklyn.

1065
00:46:45.600 --> 00:46:48.046
They say everyone's going
to Brooklyn these days.

1066
00:46:48.240 --> 00:46:49.844
It's making a real comeback.

1067
00:46:49.960 --> 00:46:52.201
I'm not talking about
hipster real estate trends.

1068
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:54.601
I'm talking about vengeance, Tattoo!

1069
00:46:54.720 --> 00:46:56.882
Death is coming to Brooklyn.

1070
00:46:57.080 --> 00:46:58.445
And it's got buck teeth

1071
00:46:58.600 --> 00:47:00.170
and a cotton tail.

1072
00:47:03.880 --> 00:47:05.120
(CLATTERING)

1073
00:47:19.120 --> 00:47:20.610
Let's go!

1074
00:47:21.520 --> 00:47:22.931
(SQUEAKS)

1075
00:47:24.600 --> 00:47:26.443
(ALL GRUNT)

1076
00:47:26.600 --> 00:47:28.648
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1077
00:47:35.680 --> 00:47:36.920
Whee!

1078
00:47:39.200 --> 00:47:42.329
Hi, how are you?

1079
00:47:42.600 --> 00:47:43.601
(GREETING IN FRENCH)

1080
00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:45.724
ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!

1081
00:47:47.520 --> 00:47:49.443
- (LAUGHING)
- (ALL CHEERING)

1082
00:47:53.040 --> 00:47:54.963
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1083
00:47:58.200 --> 00:48:00.248
(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)

1084
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:02.642
What is this crazy joint?

1085
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:04.489
(LAUGHS) This is Pops' place.

1086
00:48:04.640 --> 00:48:07.644
His owner is never home,
so it's kind of a hot spot.

1087
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:09.689
Pops knows everyone in this city.

1088
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:13.287
If he agrees to help us,
Max is as good as found.

1089
00:48:13.440 --> 00:48:14.851
- Cool!
- Fabulous!

1090
00:48:18.440 --> 00:48:19.441
(PURRING)

1091
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:21.401
(MEOWS)

1092
00:48:27.960 --> 00:48:28.961
(EXCLAIMING)

1093
00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:33.001
- (YOWLS)
- (BELL DINGS)

1094
00:48:33.240 --> 00:48:34.571
(WHIRRING)

1095
00:48:34.680 --> 00:48:35.681
(YOWLING)

1096
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:45.528
(BOTH SNICKERING)

1097
00:48:47.160 --> 00:48:48.241
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1098
00:48:49.160 --> 00:48:50.400
Tell me you got that!

1099
00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:52.001
Oh, heck yes, I did.

1100
00:48:52.160 --> 00:48:54.003
- What's up, Peanut?
- Hey, Buddy.

1101
00:48:54.200 --> 00:48:55.645
You see Pops around here?

1102
00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:57.564
Yeah, he's over there.

1103
00:48:57.720 --> 00:48:58.926
(MUMBLING)

1104
00:48:59.040 --> 00:49:00.041
Hey, Pops.

1105
00:49:00.200 --> 00:49:01.201
Mud and sweet potatoes.

1106
00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:02.407
Pops!

1107
00:49:02.600 --> 00:49:04.728
(GRUNTS) Who's that? What?

1108
00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:06.803
(SNIFFS) Oh, hey, Buddy.

1109
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:08.845
How you been, old-timer?

1110
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:10.845
Paralyzed.

1111
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:14.084
Great! Listen, Mr. Pops,

1112
00:49:14.240 --> 00:49:15.890
our friend Max was taken.

1113
00:49:16.040 --> 00:49:18.168
Last we heard, he was lost in the sewers.

1114
00:49:18.280 --> 00:49:21.727
Buddy said that maybe you could help us.

1115
00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:25.049
You know, I do know a guy in the sewers,

1116
00:49:25.240 --> 00:49:26.287
but, ah,

1117
00:49:26.400 --> 00:49:27.925
I don't go out anymore.

1118
00:49:28.040 --> 00:49:29.849
(SIGHS) What a waste of time.

1119
00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:31.086
Who said that?

1120
00:49:31.200 --> 00:49:32.531
Oh, I said it.

1121
00:49:32.680 --> 00:49:34.409
By the way, I meant no offense, I just...

1122
00:49:34.560 --> 00:49:35.891
Have you seen yourself?

1123
00:49:36.040 --> 00:49:37.565
Welly-well, well, well...

1124
00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:40.240
Looky what we apparently have here.

1125
00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:43.131
Meezy would like to have a look-see.

1126
00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:45.408
Myron! Brows!

1127
00:49:47.600 --> 00:49:48.806
Oh, no.

1128
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:50.200
Oh, yes.

1129
00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:52.567
Me like what me see.

1130
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:54.364
Well, what me can see.

1131
00:49:54.520 --> 00:49:56.409
It's all an attractive blur.

1132
00:49:56.720 --> 00:49:58.802
- Uh...
- Little lady, this is my city.

1133
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:00.769
I'll find your friend.

1134
00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:03.082
All right, party's over!

1135
00:50:03.240 --> 00:50:04.765
Myron! Vacuum!

1136
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:08.570
- (WHIRRING)
- (ALL SCREAM AND BARK)

1137
00:50:10.080 --> 00:50:13.084
So, where are you from, my fuzzy angel?

1138
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:14.930
Dude, I'm a cat.

1139
00:50:15.080 --> 00:50:17.082
Well, nobody's perfect.

1140
00:50:17.240 --> 00:50:18.890
(ALL YELLING)

1141
00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:20.281
(WHIRRING)

1142
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:27.969
DUKE: (GROANS) I'm so hungry.

1143
00:50:29.680 --> 00:50:30.761
(BOTH GASP)

1144
00:50:31.160 --> 00:50:34.209
Oh, man. Would you look at that sandwich!

1145
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:36.846
All right. Time to work the gift.

1146
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:42.328
(BOTH WHINING)

1147
00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:47.007
No, no, no!

1148
00:50:48.560 --> 00:50:49.561
(GROANS)

1149
00:50:51.120 --> 00:50:54.080
Okay, this'll be fine. We're fine.

1150
00:50:54.160 --> 00:50:55.650
We can find our way home.

1151
00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:58.087
We are descended from the mighty wolf!

1152
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.282
We have raw, primal instincts

1153
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:02.360
that are mere moments away

1154
00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:04.886
from kicking in and leading us home!

1155
00:51:05.040 --> 00:51:06.690
I cannot wait!

1156
00:51:06.840 --> 00:51:08.763
Here it comes!

1157
00:51:09.200 --> 00:51:10.804
- (GRUNTING)
- Anything?

1158
00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:12.001
No.

1159
00:51:12.120 --> 00:51:13.645
Wait! Oh, I...

1160
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:15.843
(SIGHS) No.

1161
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:17.764
(SIGHS) I don't know, Duke.

1162
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:21.481
Maybe the legend of dogs coming
from wolves is just wrong.

1163
00:51:21.680 --> 00:51:24.763
Maybe one puppy asked his mom,
"Where did we come from?"

1164
00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:26.166
And the mom said, "Woof."

1165
00:51:26.320 --> 00:51:28.004
And the kid was like "Oh, wolves?"

1166
00:51:28.160 --> 00:51:29.844
And she was like, "Yeah, fine."

1167
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:31.160
Sausage. (SNIFFING)

1168
00:51:31.240 --> 00:51:33.846
- Huh?
- You smell that?

1169
00:51:34.160 --> 00:51:36.083
Oh, man, it is.

1170
00:51:36.200 --> 00:51:37.804
Sausage!

1171
00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:39.604
Well, then, what are we waiting for?

1172
00:51:39.720 --> 00:51:41.961
We're coming for you, baby!

1173
00:51:54.920 --> 00:51:57.127
Lower the ramp, dummy.

1174
00:51:57.680 --> 00:51:59.205
Who are they?

1175
00:51:59.320 --> 00:52:02.164
This is Puffball, Squash-Face,

1176
00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:04.163
Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird,

1177
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:06.891
Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe.

1178
00:52:07.040 --> 00:52:08.883
- (LAUGHING)
- And, of course, my girlfriend Rhonda.

1179
00:52:09.240 --> 00:52:11.720
- (SIGHS) 100% wrong.
- (LAUGHS)

1180
00:52:12.680 --> 00:52:14.091
Good enough.

1181
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:17.846
Come on! Let's go! Move it or lose it!

1182
00:52:17.960 --> 00:52:20.281
Every bird instinct I have says

1183
00:52:20.440 --> 00:52:22.680
don't follow a dog on wheels.

1184
00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:24.728
Um, Mr. Pops, sir.

1185
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:27.201
Shouldn't we be heading to the sewers?

1186
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:28.765
Now, if we take the human route,

1187
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:30.405
getting there is gonna take days.

1188
00:52:30.560 --> 00:52:31.721
You may have lots of time,

1189
00:52:31.880 --> 00:52:33.928
but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.

1190
00:52:34.080 --> 00:52:37.050
So, we gotta take the secret route.

1191
00:52:37.720 --> 00:52:38.721
(SCREAMS)

1192
00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:41.606
Okay. The secret route was death.

1193
00:52:41.800 --> 00:52:43.245
Well, that's that, I guess.

1194
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:44.407
POPS: Come on!

1195
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:48.410
Get down here!

1196
00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:52.321
(YELLS)

1197
00:52:53.120 --> 00:52:54.610
Sweetpea...

1198
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:02.048
(ALL SCREAMING)

1199
00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:08.124
Keep moving!

1200
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:14.962
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1201
00:53:18.720 --> 00:53:19.801
Oh, no.

1202
00:53:23.080 --> 00:53:25.287
Stop it! Look away!

1203
00:53:50.560 --> 00:53:51.561
(GRUNTS)

1204
00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:00.281
(MEOWS)

1205
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:05.361
(GRUNTS)

1206
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:09.962
Come on! I don't have all day!

1207
00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:13.361
(EXCLAIMS)

1208
00:54:16.200 --> 00:54:17.201
(BLUBBERS)

1209
00:54:18.840 --> 00:54:19.841
(YELLING)

1210
00:54:20.360 --> 00:54:21.850
NORMAN: Yeah!

1211
00:54:23.160 --> 00:54:24.760
(LAUGHING)

1212
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:27.525
(YELLING)

1213
00:54:27.680 --> 00:54:28.681
Whee!

1214
00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:39.684
Come on, slowpokes!

1215
00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:42.050
Ugh! What is that smell?

1216
00:54:42.200 --> 00:54:44.885
- (GAGGING)
- POPS: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.

1217
00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:46.440
(SNIFFING)

1218
00:54:46.520 --> 00:54:47.931
The scent is getting stronger.

1219
00:54:48.040 --> 00:54:49.041
(LAUGHING GIDDILY)

1220
00:54:54.200 --> 00:54:55.531
Oh, man.

1221
00:55:00.840 --> 00:55:03.081
Duke, let's eat!

1222
00:55:03.240 --> 00:55:04.685
Oh, yes!

1223
00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:14.440
(SNIFFING)

1224
00:55:14.520 --> 00:55:16.568
Oh, it smells so good!

1225
00:55:18.080 --> 00:55:20.526
BOTH: Oh yes!

1226
00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:31.289
BOTH: Sausages!

1227
00:55:33.400 --> 00:55:34.401
Ah!

1228
00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:36.762
(MUNCHING AND GULPING)

1229
00:55:49.680 --> 00:55:50.681
(BOTH GASP)

1230
00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:54.922
Come on, boys!

1231
00:55:59.640 --> 00:56:02.041
Holy schnitzel!

1232
00:56:02.240 --> 00:56:04.242
(ALL LAUGHING)

1233
00:56:04.840 --> 00:56:08.970
We go together like rama lama lama
ka dinga da dinga dong

1234
00:56:09.120 --> 00:56:10.884
Remembered forever

1235
00:56:11.000 --> 00:56:13.526
As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda
yippity boom de boom

1236
00:56:13.640 --> 00:56:15.881
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

1237
00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:19.482
That's the way it should be

1238
00:56:19.640 --> 00:56:21.529
Wha-oooh, yeah!

1239
00:56:22.200 --> 00:56:26.520
We're for each other like a wop
ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom

1240
00:56:26.600 --> 00:56:28.360
Just like my brother is

1241
00:56:28.440 --> 00:56:30.966
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
yippity dip de doom

1242
00:56:31.080 --> 00:56:32.920
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

1243
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:36.560
- We'll always be together
- Ah!

1244
00:56:36.640 --> 00:56:38.768
Wha-oooh, yeah!

1245
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:42.482
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1246
00:56:55.680 --> 00:56:57.967
BUDDY: Getting a weird vibe, man.

1247
00:57:00.520 --> 00:57:02.841
All right, now,
these guys are a bit testy.

1248
00:57:03.000 --> 00:57:04.968
So, just let me do the talking.

1249
00:57:05.080 --> 00:57:08.520
Hey, you crybaby! Where's the Viper at?

1250
00:57:08.600 --> 00:57:09.601
(SOBBING)

1251
00:57:11.600 --> 00:57:13.602
(WAILING)

1252
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:17.649
Don't you worry, Viper!

1253
00:57:17.800 --> 00:57:20.531
You will not be forgotten!

1254
00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:24.409
You will be avenged, Viper!

1255
00:57:25.040 --> 00:57:26.690
(SNIFFLING) If you don't believe me,

1256
00:57:26.880 --> 00:57:28.405
you can look at my battle plans.

1257
00:57:28.560 --> 00:57:30.369
It's all laid out right here.

1258
00:57:32.040 --> 00:57:33.530
TATTOO: Uh, boss...

1259
00:57:33.720 --> 00:57:35.882
I can't tell who anyone is.

1260
00:57:36.040 --> 00:57:38.168
Well, you gotta really
look at it to understand it.

1261
00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:40.408
That's you guys right here.

1262
00:57:40.600 --> 00:57:41.886
And, see, that's Brooklyn.

1263
00:57:42.040 --> 00:57:43.929
That's where we gonna get them dogs.

1264
00:57:44.120 --> 00:57:45.610
Bam! Bam!

1265
00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:47.928
(CACKLING MANIACALLY)

1266
00:57:48.200 --> 00:57:50.851
That ball of fluff's got a screw loose.

1267
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:52.365
Let's skedaddle.

1268
00:57:52.520 --> 00:57:53.851
SNOWBALL: You get it,
you see what I'm saying.

1269
00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:56.446
Bottom line is, I'm coming
right for you, Tiny Dog!

1270
00:57:56.600 --> 00:57:59.410
And that big, fat, brown dog?
He gonna get it, too.

1271
00:57:59.560 --> 00:58:00.607
Tiny Dog?

1272
00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:02.728
There are lots of tiny dogs in the city.

1273
00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:05.201
I mean, you're a tiny dog, okay?
So, let's just go.

1274
00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:07.727
He also said, "big, fat, brown dog."

1275
00:58:07.920 --> 00:58:09.729
Like Max's new roommate.

1276
00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:11.001
Not necessarily.

1277
00:58:11.560 --> 00:58:14.040
Max, Max, Max...

1278
00:58:14.200 --> 00:58:15.964
You are gonna get it!

1279
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:18.642
(SIGHS) That's kind of hard to dispute.

1280
00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:21.451
Hey, you stay away from... (MUFFLED)

1281
00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:22.840
Wait, what?

1282
00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:23.921
You know Tiny Dog?

1283
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:25.487
(YOWLS)

1284
00:58:25.640 --> 00:58:27.085
He's my friend!

1285
00:58:27.240 --> 00:58:29.240
And some might say my boyfriend!

1286
00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:30.810
Uh, nobody says that.

1287
00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:32.769
I can't believe you know Tiny Dog!

1288
00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:34.360
That's cool. It's such a small world,

1289
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:36.124
that's the funny thing about it.

1290
00:58:36.560 --> 00:58:37.561
Get them!

1291
00:58:37.680 --> 00:58:38.966
Scatter!

1292
00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:40.281
(ALL YELLING)

1293
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:45.761
Not good!

1294
00:58:46.480 --> 00:58:47.481
- (BARKING)
- (EXCLAIMING)

1295
00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:48.801
(YELLING)

1296
00:58:50.560 --> 00:58:51.641
NORMAN: See you guys later!

1297
00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:52.761
Hang on!

1298
00:58:56.960 --> 00:58:58.610
Everybody, run!

1299
00:59:03.560 --> 00:59:04.846
Derick, you idiot!

1300
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:06.206
Did they all get away?

1301
00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:07.881
Uh...

1302
00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:10.687
Phew! That was a close one!

1303
00:59:11.960 --> 00:59:13.530
Oh, nuts!

1304
00:59:13.640 --> 00:59:15.768
Yes! We got one!

1305
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:17.845
Oh, good for you guys!

1306
00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:19.650
- Yay!
- Yeah!

1307
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:21.564
Oh, yes, Tiny Dog,

1308
00:59:21.720 --> 00:59:23.245
we got your friend!

1309
00:59:23.400 --> 00:59:25.200
Advantage, me!

1310
00:59:25.280 --> 00:59:26.884
(CACKLES)

1311
00:59:27.240 --> 00:59:30.560
Uh-oh. Just ignore what
just happened. Okay?

1312
00:59:30.640 --> 00:59:32.720
(CONTINUES CACKLING)

1313
00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:33.926
Yes!

1314
00:59:38.760 --> 00:59:40.120
You know what?

1315
00:59:40.200 --> 00:59:42.567
This may be the sausage talking,

1316
00:59:42.680 --> 00:59:44.000
but you're okay.

1317
00:59:44.080 --> 00:59:46.128
Right back at you, man.

1318
00:59:46.240 --> 00:59:48.240
When I met you, I was all like,

1319
00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:50.846
"I don't know if I like him."

1320
00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.162
But now that I know you, I'm like,

1321
00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:55.169
"I like him." (LAUGHS)

1322
00:59:56.920 --> 00:59:59.844
You know, I saw this
place from the outside

1323
01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:01.365
many times.

1324
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:05.565
Had I known what treasures
awaited within these walls,

1325
01:00:05.680 --> 01:00:07.440
I would've broke down that door

1326
01:00:07.520 --> 01:00:09.363
a long time ago, I'll tell you!

1327
01:00:09.960 --> 01:00:11.530
What are you talking about?

1328
01:00:11.680 --> 01:00:14.001
My old owner and I
used to live around here.

1329
01:00:14.120 --> 01:00:15.600
Duke, man, wait.

1330
01:00:15.680 --> 01:00:17.250
Did you used to have an owner?

1331
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:20.364
Well, it was a long time ago.

1332
01:00:20.520 --> 01:00:21.851
I don't want to talk about it.

1333
01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:23.689
Yes, you do. Come on.

1334
01:00:24.360 --> 01:00:26.124
DUKE: I don't know.

1335
01:00:26.600 --> 01:00:27.886
But you know what?

1336
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:30.962
He was so cool.

1337
01:00:31.080 --> 01:00:32.320
Yeah?

1338
01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:34.126
Yeah.

1339
01:00:34.280 --> 01:00:36.123
He was the best.

1340
01:00:36.720 --> 01:00:38.768
(PUPPIES BARKING)

1341
01:00:49.240 --> 01:00:50.651
Man, we had fun.

1342
01:00:53.560 --> 01:00:55.085
- We'd play fetch.
- (BARKS)

1343
01:01:01.320 --> 01:01:03.084
We'd go for walks.

1344
01:01:05.080 --> 01:01:06.844
We'd take naps.

1345
01:01:07.680 --> 01:01:09.489
We were both big nappers.

1346
01:01:23.440 --> 01:01:27.286
I got out one night,
chasing a butterfly, or a car.

1347
01:01:27.440 --> 01:01:29.807
By the time I had caught up
with it and ate it...

1348
01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:31.450
Probably a butterfly, then.

1349
01:01:31.600 --> 01:01:34.365
...I realized I was so
far away from my home

1350
01:01:34.520 --> 01:01:36.284
I couldn't find it.

1351
01:01:36.680 --> 01:01:39.889
A few days later, I was picked up
by Animal Control.

1352
01:01:41.840 --> 01:01:45.322
(SIGHING) I had a great thing going.

1353
01:01:46.880 --> 01:01:48.803
But I had to go and mess it up.

1354
01:01:50.440 --> 01:01:52.169
Duke, we gotta go to your house.

1355
01:01:52.280 --> 01:01:53.566
Nah.

1356
01:01:53.720 --> 01:01:55.882
Your owner's gonna be relieved!

1357
01:01:56.040 --> 01:01:57.087
Will he?

1358
01:01:57.200 --> 01:01:58.200
Yeah, but...

1359
01:01:58.280 --> 01:02:00.328
But he never came for me.

1360
01:02:01.160 --> 01:02:02.650
Maybe he...

1361
01:02:03.480 --> 01:02:05.403
Maybe he didn't like me.

1362
01:02:05.520 --> 01:02:08.364
Of course he liked you. He was your owner.

1363
01:02:08.520 --> 01:02:10.761
I mean, he's probably worried sick!

1364
01:02:10.880 --> 01:02:12.325
I don't know.

1365
01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:14.323
Well, I do know and we're going!

1366
01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:15.640
Your owner's gonna freak!

1367
01:02:15.720 --> 01:02:17.722
I'm freaking out just thinking about it.

1368
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:21.001
Okay.

1369
01:02:21.840 --> 01:02:23.080
Let's do it!

1370
01:02:23.240 --> 01:02:24.321
- DOGCATCHER 1: There they are!
- (BOTH GASP)

1371
01:02:25.040 --> 01:02:26.246
All right, doggy, come on.

1372
01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:29.760
DOGCATCHERS: Hey, hey, hey!

1373
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:31.205
DOGCATCHER 2:
Where do you think you're going?

1374
01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:33.322
Come back here, you dogs!

1375
01:02:33.600 --> 01:02:34.601
(YELLING)

1376
01:02:44.920 --> 01:02:46.001
That rabbit...

1377
01:02:46.160 --> 01:02:47.525
He had crazy eyes.

1378
01:02:47.680 --> 01:02:50.126
There ain't no curing what's wrong
with that thing!

1379
01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:52.567
Gidget, here's an idea.

1380
01:02:52.680 --> 01:02:56.685
Maybe there's a dog in the neighborhood
that looks like Max.

1381
01:02:56.840 --> 01:02:58.683
Start hanging out with him.

1382
01:02:58.840 --> 01:03:00.683
After a while, you'll think it's him

1383
01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:02.165
you'll be done.

1384
01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:04.368
We are not just giving up!

1385
01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:05.686
We're dedicated. We're loyal.

1386
01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:07.484
We're easily the greatest pet ever.

1387
01:03:07.640 --> 01:03:08.721
We're dogs!

1388
01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:10.200
- Cat.
- Hawk.

1389
01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:11.281
(SQUEAKS)

1390
01:03:11.520 --> 01:03:12.601
Well, congratulations!

1391
01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:14.842
Today you're dogs,
whether you like it or not!

1392
01:03:14.960 --> 01:03:16.007
Sweet.

1393
01:03:16.120 --> 01:03:18.691
Now let's find Max
before that rabbit does!

1394
01:03:18.840 --> 01:03:21.161
Break! We're dogs!

1395
01:03:22.560 --> 01:03:23.561
(SCREECHING)

1396
01:03:24.200 --> 01:03:25.201
(CHUCKLES)

1397
01:03:25.400 --> 01:03:26.400
Oh.

1398
01:03:26.480 --> 01:03:28.369
I don't like it. (GRUNTING)

1399
01:03:29.560 --> 01:03:31.369
Sassafras... (MUMBLING)

1400
01:03:36.560 --> 01:03:38.608
Yep, they were here.

1401
01:03:38.760 --> 01:03:41.081
Excellent. We're closing in!

1402
01:03:41.240 --> 01:03:43.527
This is groundbreaking
evil behavior, people.

1403
01:03:44.320 --> 01:03:45.321
Groundbreaking!

1404
01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:54.481
SNOWBALL: Oh!

1405
01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:57.008
A light bulb just went off in my brain.

1406
01:03:57.160 --> 01:03:59.208
The bunny has an idea.

1407
01:04:02.400 --> 01:04:04.129
Okay, so, uh, how do I look?

1408
01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:05.770
You look great.

1409
01:04:06.240 --> 01:04:07.924
(SNIFFING) How do I smell?

1410
01:04:08.080 --> 01:04:09.445
Like a dog, Duke.

1411
01:04:09.600 --> 01:04:10.761
Relax, man.

1412
01:04:11.720 --> 01:04:12.721
(GASPS)

1413
01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:15.489
DUKE: There it is.

1414
01:04:18.560 --> 01:04:20.289
Well, go on up.

1415
01:04:20.440 --> 01:04:21.930
Go scratch at that door.

1416
01:04:27.120 --> 01:04:30.522
Remember that sausage factory?
That was fun, huh?

1417
01:04:30.720 --> 01:04:31.960
Are you stalling?

1418
01:04:32.080 --> 01:04:34.765
No. Why do you think that?

1419
01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:37.240
Let's have a long talk about
why you think I'm stalling.

1420
01:04:37.320 --> 01:04:39.288
Duke, you have nothing
to be nervous about.

1421
01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:41.363
Your owner is going to
be thrilled to see you.

1422
01:04:44.560 --> 01:04:45.766
Okay.

1423
01:04:49.520 --> 01:04:52.410
Huh. That car is new.

1424
01:04:57.720 --> 01:04:58.720
(HISSES)

1425
01:04:58.800 --> 01:04:59.800
(EXCLAIMS)

1426
01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:01.723
Can I help you?

1427
01:05:04.040 --> 01:05:06.122
No. We're good, thanks.

1428
01:05:06.240 --> 01:05:08.129
You're not good. You look dirty.

1429
01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:10.442
And I'm gonna have to ask you
to get off my lawn

1430
01:05:10.600 --> 01:05:12.329
before I get, um,

1431
01:05:12.480 --> 01:05:14.289
what you have.

1432
01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:15.925
This is my lawn.

1433
01:05:16.080 --> 01:05:17.844
Duke, maybe we should go.

1434
01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:20.571
And why would Fred get a cat?

1435
01:05:20.720 --> 01:05:22.006
He hates cats.

1436
01:05:22.160 --> 01:05:23.844
That's one of the things I love about him.

1437
01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:26.606
Fred? The old guy?

1438
01:05:27.120 --> 01:05:28.531
He, um...

1439
01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:31.489
He died.

1440
01:05:33.040 --> 01:05:35.640
Duke, maybe I made a mistake,
saying we should come here.

1441
01:05:35.720 --> 01:05:37.245
Let's go.

1442
01:05:37.600 --> 01:05:39.204
You're a liar!

1443
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:41.328
Max, cats lie all the time.

1444
01:05:41.440 --> 01:05:42.930
Don't fall for it!

1445
01:05:48.360 --> 01:05:49.600
Who are they?

1446
01:05:51.560 --> 01:05:53.000
(BARKING)

1447
01:05:53.080 --> 01:05:54.605
Hey, this is my home.

1448
01:05:54.920 --> 01:05:55.921
Go away!

1449
01:06:00.720 --> 01:06:02.688
Duke, it's time to go.

1450
01:06:04.760 --> 01:06:06.489
Duke, let's go! Come on!

1451
01:06:06.640 --> 01:06:08.369
This isn't your home anymore.

1452
01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:10.801
Why did you bring me here, Max?

1453
01:06:10.920 --> 01:06:12.922
Wait a minute. This is my fault?

1454
01:06:13.080 --> 01:06:14.605
I was trying to help you!

1455
01:06:14.720 --> 01:06:16.927
You were trying to get rid of me!

1456
01:06:18.360 --> 01:06:20.328
You know what, Duke? I don't need this.

1457
01:06:21.160 --> 01:06:22.160
I'll see you later.

1458
01:06:22.240 --> 01:06:23.241
DOGCATCHER 1: Gotcha!

1459
01:06:24.640 --> 01:06:26.440
Come on, settle down!

1460
01:06:26.520 --> 01:06:27.521
- (BARKING)
- (GRUNTS)

1461
01:06:29.200 --> 01:06:30.725
Go home, Max!

1462
01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:33.411
DOGCATCHER 1: Hey, help me out, here!

1463
01:06:33.520 --> 01:06:35.443
Hold on! I'm coming!

1464
01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:37.606
- Let's go.
- (GRUNTING)

1465
01:06:39.080 --> 01:06:41.681
- DOGCATCHER 1: Finally got you, big fella.
- DOGCATCHER 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.

1466
01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:43.723
DOGCATCHER 1: This is it for you.

1467
01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:50.921
Duke!

1468
01:06:55.360 --> 01:06:57.044
(BARKING)

1469
01:07:16.160 --> 01:07:17.161
Aw.

1470
01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:19.404
Koochi koochi koo!

1471
01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:23.962
(SCREAMING)

1472
01:07:27.480 --> 01:07:28.481
(ALL LAUGH)

1473
01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:30.921
(MAX BARKING)

1474
01:07:33.040 --> 01:07:34.166
Tiny Dog!

1475
01:07:34.920 --> 01:07:35.921
(SNOWBALL YELLING CRY)

1476
01:07:36.720 --> 01:07:38.370
Ah, are you kidding me?

1477
01:07:38.960 --> 01:07:41.361
SNOWBALL: You thought
this was over, Tiny Dog?

1478
01:07:41.560 --> 01:07:43.005
(CONTINUES YELLING)

1479
01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:47.086
Stop!

1480
01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:48.967
Huh?

1481
01:07:52.560 --> 01:07:53.561
Jab, jab, jab!

1482
01:07:53.720 --> 01:07:54.846
Body blow! Body blow!

1483
01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:56.764
Karate chop to your neck!

1484
01:07:57.880 --> 01:07:59.644
Would you get off me!

1485
01:08:02.000 --> 01:08:03.206
- SNOWBALL: Tattoo!
- (SQUEALING)

1486
01:08:05.680 --> 01:08:07.842
No, no, no.

1487
01:08:13.160 --> 01:08:14.810
Oh, TD.

1488
01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:16.530
This kills me to say,

1489
01:08:16.680 --> 01:08:18.682
but we gotta join forces, man.

1490
01:08:25.440 --> 01:08:26.851
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1491
01:08:29.480 --> 01:08:30.481
Whoo!

1492
01:08:31.240 --> 01:08:33.368
We make a great team, Tiny Dog!

1493
01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:36.888
Well, mainly, I'm doing all
the hard work, but you're helping!

1494
01:08:37.000 --> 01:08:38.081
Yes, yes, fine.

1495
01:08:38.240 --> 01:08:40.447
Just keep your eyes on the road.
You're driving like an animal!

1496
01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:42.726
SNOWBALL: Whoo-hoo!

1497
01:08:43.480 --> 01:08:45.050
(GRUNTS) What was that?

1498
01:08:45.160 --> 01:08:46.810
Oh, that was a pothole.

1499
01:08:46.920 --> 01:08:48.570
You're hitting things on purpose!

1500
01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:51.041
Heh. You know me too well, TD!

1501
01:08:51.200 --> 01:08:53.043
Always keeping me in check.

1502
01:08:55.800 --> 01:08:57.564
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1503
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:01.961
Do you see the van?

1504
01:09:02.120 --> 01:09:03.246
Yeah, I see it.

1505
01:09:03.400 --> 01:09:05.004
We're about to hit it.

1506
01:09:07.080 --> 01:09:09.082
- (GRUNTS)
- (CACKLING)

1507
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:14.561
(BOTH YELLING)

1508
01:09:18.320 --> 01:09:19.685
(BOTH YELLING)

1509
01:09:28.720 --> 01:09:29.721
(GRUNTS)

1510
01:09:30.320 --> 01:09:32.084
Relax, Snowball, I got you.

1511
01:09:32.200 --> 01:09:33.804
DERICK: There he is!

1512
01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:35.760
He's got Snowball!

1513
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:36.841
(ROARS)

1514
01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:44.085
(SCREAMING)

1515
01:09:44.440 --> 01:09:45.441
(BOTH CHEERING)

1516
01:09:49.320 --> 01:09:50.731
(GASPING)

1517
01:09:52.680 --> 01:09:55.923
Look, fellas, this is
not what this looks like.

1518
01:09:56.040 --> 01:09:57.565
Shush, you!

1519
01:09:59.160 --> 01:10:00.924
You were gonna eat the boss!

1520
01:10:01.040 --> 01:10:03.407
No, no, no. Snowball and I
are on the same side now.

1521
01:10:03.560 --> 01:10:05.767
Tell them! Snowball, tell them!

1522
01:10:05.920 --> 01:10:08.048
That raccoon is lying.

1523
01:10:08.200 --> 01:10:10.080
He's not the president.

1524
01:10:10.160 --> 01:10:11.161
(ALL GASP)

1525
01:10:11.280 --> 01:10:13.040
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1526
01:10:13.120 --> 01:10:14.121
(SNARLING)

1527
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:16.761
FLUSHED ANIMALS: Come on, now.

1528
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:19.126
Come here, you.

1529
01:10:19.240 --> 01:10:20.241
(GIGGLES)

1530
01:10:23.000 --> 01:10:24.286
(GIDGET YELLING)

1531
01:10:28.440 --> 01:10:29.487
Gidget?

1532
01:10:30.480 --> 01:10:31.970
(CONTINUES YELLING)

1533
01:10:37.480 --> 01:10:38.481
(WHINES)

1534
01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:00.841
(EXCLAIMS)

1535
01:11:05.040 --> 01:11:06.280
Go, Max!

1536
01:11:06.440 --> 01:11:07.805
Right. Okay, gotta go.

1537
01:11:07.960 --> 01:11:09.405
Thank you! Thank you!

1538
01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:10.721
(GROANS)

1539
01:11:10.840 --> 01:11:12.251
Stay down!

1540
01:11:15.320 --> 01:11:16.321
(ALL YELLING)

1541
01:11:26.680 --> 01:11:28.170
Duke, hang on!

1542
01:11:29.040 --> 01:11:30.041
Whoa!

1543
01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:32.801
(GASPS)

1544
01:11:34.960 --> 01:11:36.530
(GRUNTING)

1545
01:11:41.880 --> 01:11:42.881
(CRACKING)

1546
01:11:43.560 --> 01:11:44.560
Duke!

1547
01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:45.846
Max? Max!

1548
01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:47.803
- Oh, get the keys!
- Right!

1549
01:11:47.960 --> 01:11:49.405
- DUKE: Hurry!
- Ha!

1550
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:53.525
(CRACKING)

1551
01:11:55.800 --> 01:11:56.801
(YELLS)

1552
01:12:07.520 --> 01:12:08.521
(GRUNTING)

1553
01:12:21.800 --> 01:12:23.484
Come on, come on.

1554
01:12:23.600 --> 01:12:25.284
I got them!

1555
01:12:25.440 --> 01:12:26.601
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1556
01:12:28.600 --> 01:12:29.726
- Max!
- (ALL GASP)

1557
01:12:31.120 --> 01:12:32.167
(YELLING)

1558
01:12:52.280 --> 01:12:53.281
(GRUNTING)

1559
01:12:53.720 --> 01:12:54.721
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1560
01:13:00.720 --> 01:13:01.721
(ALL GASP)

1561
01:13:04.200 --> 01:13:06.726
Remember me!

1562
01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:08.530
(BANGING)

1563
01:13:10.200 --> 01:13:11.486
(PANTING)

1564
01:13:12.440 --> 01:13:13.441
(COUGHING)

1565
01:13:47.280 --> 01:13:49.408
(BOTH GASPING)

1566
01:13:55.800 --> 01:13:57.404
(GASPING)

1567
01:13:59.200 --> 01:14:00.884
I feel heroic!

1568
01:14:01.080 --> 01:14:02.445
And handsome.

1569
01:14:02.600 --> 01:14:04.489
I'm a little wet, but I still look good.

1570
01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:06.369
I look good.

1571
01:14:06.800 --> 01:14:08.882
(GASPING)

1572
01:14:11.440 --> 01:14:12.487
Are you...

1573
01:14:12.800 --> 01:14:14.040
Are you okay?

1574
01:14:14.160 --> 01:14:15.366
I'm good.

1575
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:16.767
I'm good.

1576
01:14:18.360 --> 01:14:20.283
Thanks for coming to save me, Max.

1577
01:14:23.120 --> 01:14:24.610
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Max!

1578
01:14:24.720 --> 01:14:26.051
Oh, Max!

1579
01:14:26.200 --> 01:14:27.565
(EXCLAIMING)

1580
01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:29.840
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1581
01:14:32.560 --> 01:14:33.891
You need a lift?

1582
01:14:34.640 --> 01:14:36.051
Yes, we need a lift!

1583
01:14:36.280 --> 01:14:37.566
Let's go, Tattoo.

1584
01:14:40.520 --> 01:14:41.965
(SCREECHING)

1585
01:14:42.680 --> 01:14:44.284
Taxi!

1586
01:14:44.600 --> 01:14:45.647
Whoa!

1587
01:14:46.080 --> 01:14:48.082
(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)

1588
01:14:48.360 --> 01:14:49.361
(HOWLING)

1589
01:14:54.920 --> 01:14:56.729
- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- (CRASHING)

1590
01:15:01.320 --> 01:15:02.320
(BARKING)

1591
01:15:02.400 --> 01:15:03.401
Yeah! (GRUNTS)

1592
01:15:03.960 --> 01:15:05.405
Hey, hey...

1593
01:15:05.800 --> 01:15:07.086
Uh, Gidget, wait up.

1594
01:15:07.240 --> 01:15:08.880
Oh, hi, Max.

1595
01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:09.960
Yeah. Hi. Um...

1596
01:15:10.040 --> 01:15:12.008
Play it cool. (CHUCKLES)

1597
01:15:12.480 --> 01:15:14.084
Yeah, I...

1598
01:15:14.280 --> 01:15:15.884
I just wanted to...

1599
01:15:16.080 --> 01:15:17.570
(CLEARING THROAT) Look...

1600
01:15:18.800 --> 01:15:21.326
Have you ever lived across
from someone your whole life,

1601
01:15:21.800 --> 01:15:24.121
but you don't really
appreciate them, until...

1602
01:15:25.360 --> 01:15:26.400
I don't know...

1603
01:15:26.480 --> 01:15:29.404
Until they're beating up dozens
of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge?

1604
01:15:29.840 --> 01:15:31.410
I guess what I'm trying to say is...

1605
01:15:32.160 --> 01:15:33.730
- If you ever wanna...
- (SQUEALS)

1606
01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:34.841
Okay.

1607
01:15:34.960 --> 01:15:36.530
Oh, great. You're in love.

1608
01:15:36.680 --> 01:15:39.047
How gross for everyone. Now move it!

1609
01:15:39.200 --> 01:15:40.804
- Good-bye! See you later!
- Good-bye!

1610
01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:42.689
POPS: Does anyone know where we are?

1611
01:15:42.840 --> 01:15:43.841
Bye, Max.

1612
01:15:44.000 --> 01:15:45.047
Bye, Gidget.

1613
01:15:45.200 --> 01:15:46.440
Okay, bye-bye!

1614
01:15:46.640 --> 01:15:47.971
See you guys.

1615
01:15:48.480 --> 01:15:50.289
Man, I feel sorry for them.

1616
01:15:50.480 --> 01:15:52.482
Gotta run home to their owners.

1617
01:15:52.640 --> 01:15:53.641
Not us.

1618
01:15:53.800 --> 01:15:56.644
Now, it's back to our primary mission.

1619
01:15:56.800 --> 01:15:59.531
The downfall of the human race!

1620
01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:01.330
It is on, humans!

1621
01:16:01.480 --> 01:16:03.209
It is on!

1622
01:16:03.320 --> 01:16:04.481
ALL: Yeah!

1623
01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:08.161
Mommy! Can I have a bunny?

1624
01:16:09.400 --> 01:16:12.085
And a pig and a crocodile and a lizard?

1625
01:16:15.080 --> 01:16:16.080
Uh-oh.

1626
01:16:16.160 --> 01:16:17.685
GIRL: Yay, bunny!

1627
01:16:18.480 --> 01:16:19.606
Jab, jab, jab!

1628
01:16:19.720 --> 01:16:22.007
Body blow! Body blow!
Break-away move. (GRUNTS)

1629
01:16:22.480 --> 01:16:23.481
Aww...

1630
01:16:24.280 --> 01:16:25.327
What's going on? What's she doing?

1631
01:16:25.480 --> 01:16:29.007
Bunny, I'm gonna love you
forever and ever and ever.

1632
01:16:29.280 --> 01:16:30.281
(WHIMPERS)

1633
01:16:31.120 --> 01:16:32.929
Aww. Bunny.

1634
01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:53.364
(BARKING)

1635
01:16:56.880 --> 01:16:58.689
- (BARKING)
- (LAUGHING)

1636
01:17:02.920 --> 01:17:04.649
(BARKING)

1637
01:17:18.240 --> 01:17:19.287
(PURRING)

1638
01:17:23.240 --> 01:17:24.401
(MEOWS)

1639
01:17:31.240 --> 01:17:33.891
(SNIFFING)

1640
01:17:40.960 --> 01:17:42.166
(SQUEAKS)

1641
01:17:47.160 --> 01:17:49.970
(TWITTERING)

1642
01:17:51.240 --> 01:17:52.241
(LAUGHS)

1643
01:18:01.120 --> 01:18:03.566
(BARKING)

1644
01:18:04.600 --> 01:18:06.960
Aw.

1645
01:18:07.040 --> 01:18:08.530
Here you go.

1646
01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:11.047
(LAUGHING)

1647
01:18:29.480 --> 01:18:32.802
(WHINING)

1648
01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:39.405
(MEOWING)

1649
01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:51.131
Duke, this is the best part of the day.

1650
01:18:51.960 --> 01:18:53.246
Ooh! Is that her?

1651
01:18:53.400 --> 01:18:55.243
- Nah, no. That's... Wait...
- (KEYS JINGLING)

1652
01:18:55.400 --> 01:18:56.811
Yeah, that's her. That's her.

1653
01:18:57.440 --> 01:18:58.440
(LOCK CLICKING)

1654
01:18:58.520 --> 01:19:00.090
BOTH: Katie! (BARKING)

1655
01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:02.125
There they are!

1656
01:19:02.240 --> 01:19:05.480
Max and Duke, Duke and Max! Aw!

1657
01:19:05.560 --> 01:19:07.210
My boys!

1658
01:19:07.600 --> 01:19:10.251
So, how'd it go? Great, right? I...

1659
01:19:11.240 --> 01:19:12.241
Uh...

1660
01:19:13.880 --> 01:19:16.008
So, maybe a few bumps.

1661
01:19:16.160 --> 01:19:18.640
But I knew this was gonna work out.

1662
01:19:19.040 --> 01:19:21.042
So, who's hungry?

1663
01:19:33.680 --> 01:19:35.603
Welcome home, Duke.

1664
01:19:36.120 --> 01:19:37.451
Thanks, Max.

1665
01:19:40.880 --> 01:19:42.882
(DOGS BARKING)

1666
01:19:48.240 --> 01:19:49.730
(CAT MEOWING)

1667
01:20:49.080 --> 01:20:50.840
Come on, man. Hurry it up.

1668
01:20:50.920 --> 01:20:52.604
(GRUNTING) Okay.

1669
01:20:52.720 --> 01:20:54.520
I'm coming, I'm coming.

1670
01:20:54.600 --> 01:20:55.601
Sheesh!

1671
01:20:58.080 --> 01:20:59.240
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1672
01:20:59.320 --> 01:21:01.129
Welcome, my dogs.

1673
01:21:01.600 --> 01:21:02.965
Oh, you guys look weird.

1674
01:21:03.120 --> 01:21:04.167
Hurry up, come on in.

1675
01:21:09.600 --> 01:21:11.807
You said it was a costume party.

1676
01:21:11.960 --> 01:21:13.291
Why do you listen to me?

1677
01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:17.650
(WHOOPING)

1678
01:21:19.000 --> 01:21:20.001
(LAUGHING)

1679
01:21:23.000 --> 01:21:24.570
LEONARD'S OWNER: I'm home, Leonard.

1680
01:21:28.160 --> 01:21:29.480
(DOOR OPENS)

1681
01:21:29.560 --> 01:21:31.449
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1682
01:21:31.960 --> 01:21:34.280
Were you a good boy, Leonard?

1683
01:21:34.360 --> 01:21:35.361
(GRUNTS)

1684
01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:36.840
(GLASS SHATTERING)

1685
01:21:37.880 --> 01:21:39.882
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1686
01:26:23.080 --> 01:26:25.526
POPS: All right, party's over.

1686
01:26:26.305 --> 01:26:32.380
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