1 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,561 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,165 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 3 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,531 (PANTING) 4 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,281 Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time, 5 00:02:12,582 --> 00:02:14,204 but I'm gonna kill myself. 6 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,800 I just thought that someone should know. 7 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:18,920 I don't really know how this works. 8 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,200 I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so... 9 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,680 Or a U-Haul maybe, just not a bus. 10 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,250 I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch. 11 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,561 But it has to be big. 12 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,848 It's got to be so big that it just... (SNAPS FINGERS) 13 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,880 Done. Kills me. Lights out. 14 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,840 'Cause if it just maims me, and I'm like... 15 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,160 Well, then how's that good for anyone? 16 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,651 Then I got to find a nurse to smother me. 17 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,440 How am I gonna get across smothering if I'm... 18 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,720 We don't need to get caught up in the minutiae. 19 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,088 I just thought that an adult, so, you, should know. 20 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,842 Wow. This is, uh, 21 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,681 a lot to take in, Nadine. I... 22 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,769 I wish I knew what to say. 23 00:02:55,320 --> 00:03:00,008 Well, I was actually just drafting my own suicide note. Just now. 24 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,565 "Dear everybody. 25 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,400 "As some of you know, 26 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:09,611 "I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness per school day during lunch, 27 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,920 "which has been eaten up, again and again, 28 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:19,127 "by the same especially badly dressed student. 29 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,520 "And I finally thought, 'You know what? 30 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:27,811 "'I would rather have the dark, empty nothingness.' 31 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,160 "I really would. 32 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,730 "It sounds 33 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,840 "relaxing. 34 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,121 "Have a nice life without me, fuckers." 35 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,720 You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it. 36 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,167 Well, not for sure, but I can dream. 37 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,970 NADINE: Let me start from the beginning. 38 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,331 Around second grade, I had a realization. 39 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,046 There are two types of people in this world. 40 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,680 The people who radiate confidence and naturally excel at life. 41 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,480 Yes! Yes! 42 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,643 And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion. 43 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,207 TOM: All right, knock 'em dead, kiddo. 44 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,450 NADINE: My brother, Darian, was a winner from day one and had about a million fans. 45 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,760 Bye. 46 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,160 NADINE: His biggest one? 47 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,480 My mother. 48 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,600 - Bye, sweetheart. - (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 49 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,444 YOUNG DARIAN: Look, check it out. I won. 50 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,365 TOM: Okay, boss-lady. 51 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,561 See you tonight. 52 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,520 Nadine. 53 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,931 We're not doing this again. 54 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,606 You promised. Now, get out of the car. 55 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,486 (SIGHS) 56 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,330 Well, that's it. 57 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,805 (POUNDS ON DOOR) 58 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,881 NADINE: You could say my mother and I weren't exactly peas in a pod. 59 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,082 (BOTH STRUGGLING) 60 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,889 And the only one who could handle either of us was Dad. 61 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,207 YOUNG NADINE: I hate you. 62 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,280 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 63 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,200 NADINE: Dad had a nearly impossible task. 64 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,203 Having to manage us both. 65 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,605 All right, now. 66 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,490 I know kids can be mean. 67 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:26,083 (WHISPERING) But if you get a chance, fart into their backpacks. 68 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,960 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,129 I wish you were small. 70 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,120 NADINE: Then I'd at least have one person to have lunch with. 71 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,603 Instead, the most attention I got at school was from these three. 72 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,766 (GROANS) 73 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,041 Nobody likes you. 74 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,922 - You suck and you're gonna get AIDS. - (ALL GIGGLING) 75 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,480 - (CHILDREN CHATTERING) - Over here. Come on! 76 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,720 NADINE: My childhood had become a raging dumpster fire, 77 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,880 and I couldn't take one more second of this intolerable, unlivable nightmare of a... 78 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,291 Excuse me. 79 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,847 NADINE: And then, out of the clear blue, an angel appeared. 80 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,411 Can you move, please? 81 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,090 NADINE: She was dressed like a small elderly gentleman. 82 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,764 And her breath smelled of SweeTARTS. 83 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,251 You want to hold him? 84 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,967 But don't squash him. 85 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,487 Hi, guy. 86 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,766 If you want, you could be his other mom with me. 87 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,361 Really? 88 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,845 I'm gonna be your other mom and take such good care of you. 89 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,484 NADINE: I accidentally suffocated him two hours later in my pencil box. 90 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,005 (FLUSHING) 91 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,210 But I had finally made my first friend. 92 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,764 We told each other things we never thought we'd say out loud. 93 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,920 Once, my grandpa's pajama flap accidentally came open, 94 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,606 and I saw his wiener and got real sad. 95 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:10,571 My mom has to take medicine, or she'll get upset and buy too much at the mall. 96 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,764 - It's true. - (GIRLS GIGGLING) 97 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,001 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 98 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,760 NADINE: It turned out Krista's life wasn't perfect either. 99 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,524 Why, this pudding is delicious! 100 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,960 (SHOUTS) I'm walking away. 101 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,080 What am I, your mother? 102 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,120 Am I supposed to babysit you? 103 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,440 NADINE: But we got each other through. 104 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,160 We could play with this. 105 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,891 We could play with Mr. Penguin. Hee-hee. 106 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,567 NADINE: For the next few years, everything was magic. 107 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,361 And then some extremely fucked-up shit happened. 108 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,929 Oh, my God. 109 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,926 I knew it. 110 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,480 It's really just the hair. 111 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,086 It's not that bad. You can just grow it out. 112 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,050 Are you even up there? 113 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,040 Hey, move. I got to pee. 114 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,124 Darian, meanwhile, just got better looking. 115 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,605 And that asshole knew it. 116 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,006 That night, I picked up some cheeseburgers with my dad. 117 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,480 What do I have that's any good? 118 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,840 Tell me that. What have I ever had? 119 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:11,967 TOM: Hey, you have a lot. 120 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,084 You have love. You have my love. 121 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,402 Very soon you're gonna have cheeseburgers. 122 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,846 Oh, look! 123 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,964 Did I not tell you? Cheeseburgers. 124 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,320 Mmm. 125 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,203 - You want a fry? - Oh, yeah. 126 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,607 - MAN: (SINGING) I told you dirty jokes... - (CHANGES STATION) 127 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,929 Whoa, hey. That was Billy Joel. 128 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,487 You don't turn past Billy Joel. 129 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,765 (SINGING ALONG) I might be as crazy as you say 130 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,485 (BOTH LAUGHING) 131 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:44,809 If I'm crazy, then it's true 132 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,730 - That it's all because of you - Mmm... 133 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,682 And you wouldn't want me any other way 134 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,800 (GIGGLES) 135 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,804 - (TOM COUGHING) - You may be right 136 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,241 - (GROANS) - I may be crazy 137 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,766 Dad? 138 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,247 Dad, are you okay? 139 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,647 Dad! 140 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,286 It's too late to fight 141 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,966 Dad? 142 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,561 Dad. 143 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,162 - (GASPING) - But you may be right 144 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,640 - (SOBBING) - (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING) 145 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,004 (MONA WAILING) 146 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,401 NADINE: I'm not gonna depress you with the details, 147 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,567 so let's just say the next few years were complete shit. 148 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,689 (ALARM BEEPING) 149 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,651 (ALARM STOPS) 150 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,248 Oh, God. (SIGHS) 151 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,600 Well, except for one part. 152 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,966 I had Krista. 153 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,040 This was last Friday. 154 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,884 Look at me. I was in a good mood. 155 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,240 I love spoilers. 156 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,320 No. 157 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,440 Yes, I do. That means I don't have to watch it. 158 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,200 Then I can just know and move on with my life. 159 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,361 I'll give you a hint. 160 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,800 (HUMS WEDDING MUSIC) 161 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,202 I knew it! I knew it. They get married, yes! 162 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,161 Whoa! 163 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,008 God, juvy made him so hot. 164 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,360 Oh, God, I forgot to tell you something. 165 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,851 He works at Petland now. 166 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:51,040 I should go in there and be like, "Excuse me, where are the Betta fish? 167 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,880 "And also, could you put your penis inside me?" 168 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,840 - Not you. - (LAUGHS) God. 169 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,280 What if you actually did that? 170 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,080 What if you actually lost your virginity in a Petland? 171 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,840 I think it'd be kind of nice. 172 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,446 All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual. 173 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,045 (LAUGHS) 174 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,446 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 175 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,440 NADINE: Oh, my God. 176 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,682 Could you please look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing? 177 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,400 KRISTA: Oh, you can see his nipples. 178 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,000 How does he not realize that all that does is scream, 179 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,360 "I have a body complex worse than a girl's"? 180 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,160 How much does he even work out now? 181 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,765 It's OCD. 182 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,160 You should've seen him. He had a conniption 183 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,040 'cause my mom won't buy him creatine anymore. 184 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,963 Since it fucks up your kidneys. 185 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,520 I was like, "I know, Darian. I know. 186 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,848 "What, does Mom expect, you to win people over with your personality?" 187 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,131 (KNOCKING ON DESK RHYTHMICALLY) 188 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,200 Hey. So, just a heads up, 189 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,727 but yesterday, when you were giving your lecture, you were like, 190 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,680 "Blah, blah, blah, blah, then the North seceded from the Union," 191 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,600 you meant to say the South seceded. 192 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,091 You accidentally said the exact opposite. 193 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,400 I didn't want to raise my hand and be all, 194 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,600 "Excuse me. These kids are pretty confusable." 195 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,284 Just thought maybe you'd want to know. 196 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,483 - Oh, hey. - Yeah? 197 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,647 (CLEARS THROAT) 198 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,600 - Great catch. - Yeah. 199 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:21,651 Now, I know that it was a long lecture, and you probably don't recall, 200 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,170 but, uh, was there any point during it where you thought to yourself, 201 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:32,568 "Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life"? 202 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,480 No. 203 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,280 No, I was too concentrated on how you were effin' the whole thing up, so... 204 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:44,764 Well, I understand that, but just know that I haven't given up hope. Not yet. 205 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,401 Okay. 206 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,241 Hey. 207 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,481 Hey. 208 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,120 I like your sweatshirt today. 209 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,480 It's nice. 210 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,641 Thank you. 211 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,121 Where'd you get it? 212 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,528 (STAMMERS) The sweater. Sweatshirt. (CLEARS THROAT) 213 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,841 (STAMMERS) I... 214 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,288 I don't know. I don't remember. (CHUCKLES) 215 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,730 Kewlio. 216 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,964 - Yup. - Yeah. (GIGGLES) 217 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,960 Don't know where that came from. What? 218 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,240 - KRISTA: What's his name? - NADINE: Erwin Kim. 219 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,320 KRISTA: I don't know him. 220 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,880 Well, you would freaking love him. He's adorable. 221 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,760 So, you gonna hook up with him? 222 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,966 No, not like that. 223 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,080 Like pathetic adorable. 224 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,800 Like I want to carry him around in a BabyBjörn. 225 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,086 (KRISTA LAUGHS) 226 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,480 Oh. Oh, good, good, good, good! 227 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,961 I caught you. I'm so glad. Oh! 228 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,930 Do you like this dress? 229 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,040 Does it look bad? I just think it looks kind of bad. 230 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,880 You know, it's kind of poofy, and I don't know. 231 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,485 Do my arms look bad? 232 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,327 No. 233 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,205 Yeah, you don't sound very believable, and you're making me nervous, Nadine. 234 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,204 Your upper arms are breathtaking. 235 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,765 - Where are you going? - Well, 236 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,360 it's last minute, but Brent called me. 237 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,760 The dentist one. 238 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,049 And he asked if I wanted to go to Manzanita for the weekend, 239 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,520 and I thought, "You know what? 240 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,285 "I deserve to be a little selfish once in a while, so..." 241 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,120 Is that one of the, uh, match.com guys? 242 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,200 Yeah. 243 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,442 You should go for as long as you want. 244 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:25,360 Very funny. I'm gonna be back on Sunday. Okay? 245 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,240 Just in time to surprise you. 246 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,885 Oh, I tried to call Darian, but he must be in his AP study group. 247 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,451 I'll tell him. 248 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,650 Be good. 249 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,720 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (LAUGHS) 250 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,484 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 251 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,247 - What? Huh? - Dibs. Dibs, dibs, dibs! 252 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,600 What are you even saying? 253 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,480 Oh. Mom's fucking a dentist in Manzanita for two days, 254 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,971 so I call dibs on the house, okay? 255 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,440 - Ew. - Bye! 256 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,648 Dude, you are so sick for saying it like that. 257 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,007 Mom's boobs are jangling around a dentist's face. 258 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,120 See it, Darian. 259 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,885 See Mom's titties all up in that dentist's face. 260 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,081 (IMITATES BREASTS FLAPPING) 261 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 262 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,403 (BOTH WHOOPING) 263 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,841 Ow! 264 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,491 (LAUGHS) 265 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,880 Oh, my God, I love you. 266 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,201 I love those teeth in your mouth. 267 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,967 - That's your nose. - You just picked my nose. 268 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,363 - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 269 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,530 - No way. Mmm-mmm. - BOY: Do a gainer! 270 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,847 KRISTA: Where are you going? 271 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,440 Darian! 272 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,851 - (SPLASHING) - (BOY CHEERING) 273 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,931 Darian! 274 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,200 You need to get all these people out of the pool. 275 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,240 Excuse me, all of you need to leave. 276 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,890 Bye-bye! 277 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,560 Hey, no one's listening to you. 278 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,040 You said you weren't gonna drink until after soccer. 279 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,080 You failed, failure! 280 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,680 Dude, I'm not drinking. It's orange juice, genius. 281 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,800 How drunk is she? 282 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,360 I've had one drink, okay? 283 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,205 Now, you get your friends out of the pool. 284 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:10,920 No. 285 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,960 Okay, then. I'm gonna call the cops. 286 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,520 Okay, yup, you're cut off now. We're going upstairs. 287 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,800 Excuse me, I'm calling the cops. 288 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,689 Hey, you're retarded. 289 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,371 Beep-beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! 290 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,000 I'm still dialing. (IMITATES SOBBING) Hello, operator? 291 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,080 Yeah, um, can you please help me? 292 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,160 KRISTA: Oh, my God. 293 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:31,160 My brother's hurting me in my no-no hole! 294 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,969 (VOMITING) 295 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,121 (GROANS LOUDLY) 296 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,448 Why am I so grotesque? 297 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,040 (SHUSHING) 298 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,442 How do you even like me? What's wrong with you? 299 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,841 Stop. 300 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,729 I don't even like me. 301 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,840 I heard my voice in a voice mail yesterday. 302 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,208 I was like, "How could anyone stand listening to you?" 303 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,005 - You're just drunk right now, okay? - I hate my face. 304 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,200 I hate the way it looks when I talk or when I chew gum. 305 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,560 Don't ever let me chew gum, okay? 306 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,961 Don't let me chew gum. 307 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,605 (CHUCKLES) 308 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,810 And then I had the worst thought. 309 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,370 I got to spend the rest of my life with myself. 310 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,884 (SHUSHING) 311 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Let's go to your room. 312 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,480 Don't you want to wake up in your bed tomorrow morning? 313 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,040 Don't you want to do that? 314 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,407 You don't want to sleep here. Come on, Nadine. 315 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,400 Hey, is there any more aspirin anywhere? 316 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,164 Maybe. Try... Try that thing over there. 317 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,321 (SIGHS) 318 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,920 Hey, no, you don't have to. 319 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,843 No, it's... It's cool. It'll just go faster, so... 320 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,480 All right. 321 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,086 - So, what happened? - Uh... 322 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,683 Somebody let Baxter in and he pissed. 323 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,966 (CHUCKLES) 324 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,600 Hey, can you do me another quick favor? 325 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,761 Can you grab me those paper towels? 326 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,840 Cool, and just clean up all this dog urine? 327 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,206 Yeah, right. 328 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,930 (BOTH LAUGHING) 329 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,370 (GROANS) 330 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,766 (THUDS) 331 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,120 (SIGHS) 332 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,008 (KRISTA LAUGHING) 333 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,605 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 334 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,447 (DARIAN MOANING) 335 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,000 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 336 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,040 - What the fuck! - Oh, oh! God. Can you... 337 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,840 Just get out. Get out of my room, man! 338 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,968 Just stop looking, man! Just get out! 339 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,320 I don't know, I don't know. I don't... 340 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,680 I swear I don't even know what happened. 341 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,445 I don't even know how it happened. 342 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,727 It was... 343 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,880 I don't know. 344 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,567 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 345 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,885 Are you okay? 346 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,530 I'm just... Just thinking. 347 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,320 Okay, I'll see you later. 348 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,720 Nadine, you can't just leave without saying anything. 349 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,086 Nadine. 350 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,880 Look, you're my best friend and I love you. 351 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,485 It wasn't your fault. 352 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,169 You disgust me. 353 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,441 That's nice. 354 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,520 Go grow yourself a wispy mustache, you pervert, 355 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,125 and stay away from my friends, okay? 356 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,207 Did you just say "friends" plural? 357 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,560 Your head is too big for your body. 358 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,291 It makes you look ridiculous, and you'll never be able to fix it. 359 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,806 (SIGHS) 360 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,681 Mr. Bruner. 361 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,689 I didn't have a chance to do the homework last night because... 362 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,409 Well, I don't know if you know this, but my dad passed away. 363 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,209 It's just been really hard to do anything. 364 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,650 Date of passing? 365 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,850 - Sorry? - When, uh... When did he die? 366 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,251 Um, 2011. 367 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,201 Ooh. Hmm. 368 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,602 Yeah, I have a one-year expiration date on freebies for the dead and dying. 369 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,561 Are you serious? 370 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,846 MR. BRUNER: There'll be other opportunities. 371 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,727 Your grandparents can't stick around forever. 372 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,360 - (SCOFFS) - Have a seat. 373 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,126 Okay, class, the Young Mr. Lincoln. 374 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,041 Uh-huh. 375 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,360 - Enjoy. - (SIGHS) 376 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,522 (MUSIC PLAYING ON VIDEO) 377 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,131 How was your weekend? 378 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,886 Hmm? 379 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,122 It was below average. 380 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,286 Yeah. 381 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,771 Okay. 382 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,281 How was your weekend? 383 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,047 Oh, I, uh... 384 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,561 I golfed. 385 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,167 You know, like, mini. Like mini-golf. 386 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,600 - Like... (IMITATES GOLF PUTT) - (PEN CLATTERS) 387 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,688 I don't know why I did that. I'll pick that up. 388 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,371 Um, but, yeah. Yeah. 389 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,290 - Tim's Fun Park. - Yeah. 390 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,967 I love that place. 391 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,560 We should go sometime. 392 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,960 Yeah, we should. 393 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,920 But with, like, a group of people. 394 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,280 (STAMMERS) Like, with several people. 395 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,725 (MUTTERS) 396 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,121 Or just us. 397 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,240 - Like, just-just-just us? - Yeah. You know. 398 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,160 - I think we... - Yeah, or a group. 399 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,321 - Yeah. - Yeah. A group. 400 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,805 I think that would be... I think that would be great. 401 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,480 - It would be so much more fun, right? - Yeah. 402 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,403 - You know. - Yeah. 403 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,164 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 404 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,920 Hey, I'm gonna catch up with you guys, all right? 405 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,650 - FRIEND 1: All right, man. - FRIEND 2: See you later. 406 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,805 - Hey. - Hi. 407 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,920 Look, I just... I want to say that, uh, you're my sister's friend, 408 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,048 and what happened the other night, you know... 409 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,600 - Yes, thank you. Thank you. - So weird. 410 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,011 Yeah, it was just... 411 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,240 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 412 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,685 It was all me, 'cause... 413 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,200 Uh... 414 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,960 - It was, uh... - It was, uh... 415 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,280 (KRISTA LAUGHS) 416 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,450 - Anyways... - Yeah. 417 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,200 Cool. I'll see you... 418 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,361 At the house or... 419 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,363 - Around. - Cool. 420 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,561 Hey, um... 421 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,884 I had a really good time with you. 422 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,770 Me, too. 423 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,882 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 424 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,363 KRISTA: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 425 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,767 I'm sorry. 426 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,841 (GRUNTS) 427 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,561 One second. 428 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,685 It's cool. 429 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,400 Continue. 430 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,485 Okay, that was weird. That was a weird thing to do. 431 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,601 (SLURPS) 432 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,530 - Um... - (SIGHS) 433 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,289 What do you want me to do, Nadine? 434 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,840 I want you to think about how shitty this is for me. 435 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,401 I know. 436 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,849 What if I did this to you? 437 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,406 What if... 438 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,844 What if... What if I liked your dad? 439 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,970 What if I gave your dad a hand job? 440 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,282 Oh, Louis. Wow, you look so hot with that belt phone of yours. (LAUGHS) 441 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,601 - Wow. - Okay. Um... 442 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:27,960 - Oh, Krista, you're home early! - Okay. 443 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,320 Why? Why? Why? Why do you even like him? 444 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,640 I don't know. 445 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,000 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 446 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,129 Is it a girl thing that, like, you hooked up with him, so now 447 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,287 - you're emotionally attached? - No. 448 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,125 Are you unconsciously mad at me, maybe, and this is like some kind of revenge? 449 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,840 Are you unconsciously mad at yourself, and this is some kind of self-punishment? 450 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,200 'Cause if that's what it is, then we can work... 451 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,648 Will you stop talking! Because you're driving me insane! 452 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,961 Please! 453 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,365 (SIGHS) 454 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,443 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 455 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,560 (CLEARS THROAT) 456 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,961 (SIGHING) 457 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,966 He invited me to a party on Friday. 458 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,724 And I want you to come with us. 459 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,165 Like you're gonna go with him, and I'm gonna tag along. 460 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,520 I'm gonna have to see if I'm around. 461 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,600 Yeah. 462 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,681 Okay. 463 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,847 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 464 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,760 Thank you for coming. 465 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,808 What? No, no, I'm having a great time. 466 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,600 Oh, hey. Hey, look, maybe you guys can fuck on the lawn later. 467 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,205 Please rise above yourself, Nadine. 468 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,402 Please suck several dicks, Darian. 469 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,322 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 470 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,568 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 471 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,242 Oh, hey. I want you to meet some people. 472 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,120 What's up? This is Krista. 473 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,440 - SHANNON: Hi! - KRISTA: Hi. 474 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,600 I'm Shannon. You were in my chem class last year, right? 475 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,640 Yes! Yes. Nice to officially meet you. 476 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,000 Oh, my God. I love your outfit. It's so cute. 477 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,809 SHANNON: Oh! Thank you very much. 478 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,729 - KRISTA: I love the lace and the necklace. - SHANNON: Thank you. 479 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,480 Hey, do you want to play, uh, beer pong? 480 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,400 KRISTA: Yes! I would love to play beer pong. 481 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,926 I don't really know a lot of people here. 482 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,520 That's totally fine. Like, you'll meet people. 483 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,284 It'll be a great icebreaker. 484 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,360 Sounds good. 485 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,602 Hi! I think I'm gonna go play beer pong with them. 486 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,926 SHANNON: Come on! 487 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,000 GIRL: Yeah! New player! 488 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,529 PLAYERS: (CHANTING) Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 489 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,285 (ALL CHEERING) 490 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,320 God, just don't be so weird. 491 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,971 God, why are you so awkward? 492 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,720 God. Just have a good time. 493 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,160 Just relax. Just relax. Have a good time. 494 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,208 Go talk to people. 495 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,130 Okay. All right, great. Yeah, perfect. I'll do that. 496 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,602 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 497 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,967 (POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 498 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,769 (ALL CHEERING) 499 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,240 That's two cups! 500 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,800 - KRISTA: I don't know how I did it! - DARIAN: That's two cups! 501 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,841 It's cool if I sit here? 502 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,881 Yeah. 503 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,930 You having fun? 504 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,850 Feeling pretty good. 505 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,884 I respect that. 506 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,160 Hey. 507 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,890 Aren't you Darian Franklin's sister? 508 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,521 Yep. 509 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,206 Do you watch TBS ever? 510 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,920 - Sometimes. - There's this old movie 511 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,040 that's always playing on there. 512 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:50,240 It's got Arnold Schwarzenegger and the little bald guy from It's Always Sunny? 513 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,880 Yeah, they play twin brothers. 514 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,406 Only Arnold's all tall and buff and hot. 515 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,680 Yeah, yeah, and the other guy's like little and funny looking. 516 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,841 - Yes! - God. 517 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,610 - Twins! - Yes! 518 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,722 - I love that movie! Love that movie. - It's so good. 519 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,161 You and your brother kind of remind me of that. 520 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,249 (SIGHS) 521 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,481 God. 522 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,241 MONA: Hi. 523 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,850 I need you to come pick me up. 524 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,800 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 525 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,927 How was it? 526 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,840 Uh, it was probably one of the worst nights of my life. 527 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,843 God. You wouldn't believe the night I had. 528 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,409 Sorry I look like hell. 529 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,170 What happened? 530 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,600 (SIGHS) 531 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,603 So, the dentist? 532 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,200 I was home tonight, having a relaxing glass of wine, 533 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,328 and I got an email 534 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,322 from his wife. 535 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,610 I was about to call Dr. Hill, hysterical, but then I thought, "No, Mona. 536 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,120 "You're gonna do this on your own. 537 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,120 "You've done everything on your own since 2011. 538 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,725 "You're gonna do this on your own, too." 539 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,724 (MONA SIGHS) 540 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,880 God, I feel like such a loser. 541 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,961 You're not a loser. 542 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,160 - I feel like one. - You're not a loser, Mom. 543 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,245 You're attractive. You're good at decorating. 544 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,484 You're very diligent with your eyebrows. 545 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,720 Think about if it did work out, "Hey, did you floss today? 546 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,770 "You know, gum disease is a silent killer, Mona." 547 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,163 (LAUGHING) 548 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,040 You know what I'm gonna do tonight? 549 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,121 What? 550 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,241 I want to go home. 551 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,685 Fix my hair. 552 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,481 Put on a beautiful face of makeup and the best dress I own. 553 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,961 Then take it all off and go to sleep. 554 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,766 Fun. 555 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,684 (HAIR DRYER WHIRRING) 556 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,050 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 557 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,240 "Hey, Nick. I sent you a friend request a while ago. 558 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,240 "Maybe you just skipped over it. 559 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,920 "Or sometimes there's a glitch where Facebook doesn't send the email. 560 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,686 "So, I just thought that I'd 561 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,160 "inform you." 562 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,570 (SOFTLY) Oh, my God. 563 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,881 You are truly pathetic. 564 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,366 (SIGHS) 565 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,405 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 566 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,400 Hello. 567 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,000 Hey, it's Nadine from history. 568 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,050 - Um, what are you doing right now? - Uh... Oh, uh... 569 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,840 Hi, I'm, uh... 570 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,240 - Hi. - I'm just, uh... 571 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,520 - Hey. - Hi. 572 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,284 - Hey. You all right? - Yeah, I'm good. 573 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,765 'Cause I'm good. I mean, you good? 574 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,760 - You all right? You cool? You all right? - Great. 575 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,360 - Yeah. - What's up? Sorry, I keep... 576 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,044 (LAUGHING AWKWARDLY) 577 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,440 How are you? Are you good? You all right? 578 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,600 Hey, so Tim's Theme Park's open late tonight. 579 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,047 Do you want to meet there? 580 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,601 (PEOPLE WHOOPING) 581 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,968 So, how come they canceled the party? 582 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,684 Oh. By "canceled," I more meant I left. 583 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,000 - Gotcha. - Yeah. 584 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,840 Thanks for driving, by the way. 585 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,040 I don't have a license 'cause I'm like, "Why not just have people drive you?" 586 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,609 People make such a big deal about being able to do things for themselves. 587 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,681 - That was a joke. I failed the test. - Oh. (LAUGHS) 588 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,521 - Hello. - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 589 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,846 You can get that. 590 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,610 NADINE: Uh, no. It's cool. 591 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,607 Um, hey, look, there's no line at the Ferris wheel. 592 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,927 (CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING) 593 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,370 (EXHALES) 594 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,120 So, tell me something I don't know about you, Erwin. 595 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,400 I, uh... 596 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,720 What are your hopes and dreams? 597 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,649 Take me on a tour of your psyche. 598 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,840 Gee. I don't know. I guess I'm just your average guy, I guess. 599 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,923 Right, but if you had to expand for the two minutes that we're on the ride? 600 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,641 Right. 601 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,364 - What are your parents like? - Oh. Well, my dad... 602 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,005 Actually, wait, wait, wait. Let's see if I can guess. 603 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,920 - I want to see if I'm psychic. Here it is. - Sure. Okay. 604 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,680 Your mom gets on you about your grades and practicing your instruments. 605 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,082 She makes a great egg sandwich after years of owning a small restaurant downtown. 606 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,000 Your dad, quiet, gruff. 607 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,600 Never really says, "I love you." Um... 608 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,162 But with his stoic presence, I mean, you know he cares. 609 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,120 I'm really hoping none of that was racist, but now I'm thinking all of it was. 610 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,602 No, no. Not racist at all, you know. You're good. Yeah. 611 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,603 - Whoa! What are you... Oh, my God. - Whoa, I'm sorry. 612 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,120 Was that bad timing? 613 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,800 'Cause I thought it was good timing 'cause you're on a Ferris wheel, you're upset. 614 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,960 - Okay. - I'm just trying to comfort you. 615 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,640 - That was weird? - We should probably get off. 616 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,609 - We should get off. - Yeah, that was... 617 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:31,041 - Hey! Excuse me, could we be let off? - Erwin. Erwin? 618 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,800 Can we please? Can we stop the fucking ride? 619 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,405 Can we just stop it? 620 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,400 I'm sorry for... I didn't mean to raise my voice. 621 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,562 Oh, my God, Erwin. 622 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,730 ERWIN: Wait, wait, wait! Wait! 623 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,881 Oh! 624 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,160 - Okay. - What! 625 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,240 - You got it! That was all you. - I got it. 626 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,240 - We got it. We got it. - (LAUGHS) 627 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,640 Holy crap. 628 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,000 Nobody saw that. 629 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,287 We're good. We're out of here. 630 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,004 (LAUGHS) 631 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,840 This has been a really fun night. 632 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,200 I'm sorry if I flipped out on you on the Ferris wheel earlier. 633 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,680 Oh. No, my timing was just bizarre. (LAUGHS) 634 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,160 I'm going through a lot of shit right now. 635 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,920 It's a long story. 636 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,082 I'm sorry you're going through stuff. 637 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,440 You're a really great guy, Erwin. 638 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,560 Aww. 639 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,520 No, I'm serious. 640 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,650 I look at you and I just see this really, really, 641 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,444 really old man. 642 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,847 - "Old"? - I'm complimenting you. 643 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:39,484 I just see this very kind, very gentle, very wise old man. 644 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,010 In a convalescent home. 645 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,451 In a wheelchair. 646 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,684 Hmm. 647 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,807 Thank you. 648 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,801 Hi. 649 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,447 Hi. 650 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,480 I... 651 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,960 I know you're mad at me because you think that I ditched you to play beer pong, and... 652 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,441 I never said I was mad. 653 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,880 Okay, well, I know that you are, and... 654 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,001 Nadine. 655 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,844 Would you like to know an observation that I made this weekend? 656 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,170 Sure. 657 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,287 "Oh, my God, Shannon. Your outfit, it's so cute! I love it!" (GIGGLES) 658 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,367 Yeah, okay. 659 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,050 And you tossed me aside? 660 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,208 The person who's had your back since second grade. 661 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,561 Who's been with you through everything. 662 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,160 - You know what? Fine. - Yeah, that's what happened. 663 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:56,240 Because chances are, those pricks, they're not gonna give a shit about you 664 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,130 when Darian drops your ass for someone hotter. 665 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,046 (CHUCKLES) 666 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,051 You don't know anything, Nadine. 667 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,480 Look, it's really shitty to hear. I'm sorry. It's gonna happen. 668 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,360 No, I'm sorry, it's not gonna happen. 669 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,167 Because your brother just asked me to be his girlfriend and to prom in May. 670 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,680 - No. - Yeah, he did. 671 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,842 He just asked me that. 672 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,280 You can't. You can't have both. 673 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,601 It's me or him. Pick. 674 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,720 No, I'm... No, I'm not gonna pick. 675 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,280 It's me or him. Do you want him? 676 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,640 - Nadine. Nadine... - Or do you want me? 677 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,360 - This isn't a choice. - Why can't you just say me? 678 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,480 - Him or me, now! - No, I'm not gonna pick! 679 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,403 You know what? Then we're done. 680 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,241 We're done. 681 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,640 (SCOFFS) 682 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,006 Fine. 683 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,965 (WHISPERS) Nadine. 684 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,120 - Nadine. - Hmm. 685 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,400 Hey, wake up. 686 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,040 You had a brain operation. It worked. 687 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,088 They made you pleasant and agreeable. 688 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,130 Ah, just wishful daydreaming. 689 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,645 Hey, the bell rang. Leave, please. 690 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,164 DARIAN: Mmm-hmm. Yeah, you know what, just ignore her. She's... 691 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,800 I'll call you later. 692 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,211 Bye. 693 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,760 I don't want to hear about it. 694 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,365 Work it out between yourselves. 695 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,321 In a couple weeks, Dad'll be dead four years. 696 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,002 When I was on my way home today, this memory came back to me. 697 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,931 It was that night, 698 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,729 after everything happened. 699 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,851 I got up to go to the bathroom, and I saw you 700 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,848 crying so hard. 701 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,367 I mean, so hard your pillow was just soaked. 702 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,443 That made me so sad. 703 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,640 I got up and I went in my room. I got my pillow. 704 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,802 Took the wet one for myself. 705 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,644 I wish you loved me that much. 706 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,651 Asshole. 707 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,240 No, no. 708 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,720 Hey, you're so messed up for bringing up that story. 709 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,160 You're so messed up! 710 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,640 I mean, do you even realize how sick in the head you are for bringing that up? 711 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,880 Oh, I'm sorry you feel guilty for never caring about anyone but yourself. 712 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,200 Oh, yeah. No, that's exactly it. 713 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,840 Face it, you're obsessed with yourself. 714 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,080 Oh, my God. 715 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,880 Your report card on the refrigerator, like you're five years old! 716 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,680 "Hey, everybody! Hey, everybody, look! 717 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,808 "I pooped in the big potty!" 718 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,800 God, do you even know what it feels like to love another human being? 719 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,161 Oh, man, you are so dramatic. 720 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,883 Okay? Hey, life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? Get over it! 721 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,809 I swear to God. I swear to God, I'm gonna clock you! 722 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,080 Don't touch me, man. 723 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,447 - Stop saying stuff like that! - Calm down already, man! 724 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,160 Stop it! 725 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,880 What is the matter with you? 726 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,640 I... (SIGHS) 727 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,160 - I know what this is about. - No, you don't. 728 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,722 Yes, I do. Krista and Darian are a thing. 729 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,689 You guys think I don't know things, but I know things. 730 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,280 - I'm leaving. - No, you're not. 731 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,646 - Where are you going? - NADINE: I'm taking a therapeutic walk. 732 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,171 Get back here! 733 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,760 Oh, God. Darian! 734 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,490 DARIAN: Just don't worry about it. 735 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,803 (SIGHS) Can I just ask you a question? 736 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,768 Is it worth turning the house into a war zone? 737 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,969 What am I supposed to say to that? 738 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,923 I'm just... I'm just asking you the question. 739 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,200 I'm not turning it into a war zone, Mom. 740 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,169 She is. Why don't you talk to her? 741 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,084 Because she doesn't listen to me. You do. 742 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,765 (SIGHS) 743 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,122 You'll do the right thing. I know you will. 744 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,844 I mean, look at that drink you're making. 745 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,046 You want one? 746 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,566 Oh. 747 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:17,528 What did I do to make such a perfect kid, huh? 748 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,890 (SLURPING) 749 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,126 Could you point me in the direction of the cat litter? 750 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,967 Uh... Eight, I think. 751 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,169 You go to Lakewood, right? 752 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,321 Sometimes. 753 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,880 I've seen you around. 754 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,247 We've just never really talked. 755 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,441 Freshman. 756 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,605 Junior. 757 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,521 (STAMMERS) I don't really need the cat litter, I just, um... 758 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,400 I don't even know why I said that. I don't even have a cat. 759 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,640 I just know they shit a bunch, so... 760 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,767 I like your shoes. 761 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,244 I got to go. 762 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,686 Uh... Okay. 763 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,851 Look on the bright side, you know? 764 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,840 I mean, "Maybe they'll get married. 765 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,890 "And then my best friend will be part of my family." 766 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,321 Helpful, thank you. 767 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,160 It really bothers me she's not giving you rides anymore, though. 768 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,600 I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. 769 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,091 No, you're not! 770 00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,960 I can't drive you every morning. 771 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,611 It puts me on the freeway late and adds 40 minutes. 772 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,088 If you do that, I will do something equally terrible to you. 773 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,600 I will tell everyone on Facebook that you pluck your nipples. 774 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,806 How about that? 775 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,761 (SIGHS) 776 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,761 All right. Look, just tell me what you wanna hear, and I'll say it. 777 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,600 - Mom. - I want to make you feel better. 778 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,320 What can I say to do that? 779 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,765 I don't know. 780 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,091 Here's what I do when I'm feeling down. 781 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,322 I get very quiet and very still. 782 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,329 And I say to myself, 783 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:46,570 "Everyone in the world is as miserable and empty as I am. 784 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,209 "They're just better at pretending." 785 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,324 Try it sometime. 786 00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,768 It might bring you some peace. 787 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,331 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 788 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,245 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 789 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,447 (PANTING) 790 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,126 (ALL LAUGHING) 791 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,040 Hey, do you guys know where Erwin Kim is? 792 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,880 I guess he hangs out around here sometimes. 793 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,520 Yeah, he's working on his project for SFF. 794 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,840 SF what? 795 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,445 The Student Film Festival. 796 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,121 - Right. - Yeah. 797 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,488 SFF. 798 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,801 (SIGHS) 799 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,168 Hey, um, I got to talk to you about some homework. 800 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,328 I didn't need to talk to you about homework, I lied. 801 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,002 You enjoying my company? 802 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,329 You're a barrel of monkeys. 803 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,084 You never told me if you have a wife. 804 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,962 You should date my mother. (CHUCKLES) 805 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,922 Her last boyfriend turned out to be an Internet perv. 806 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,440 She's very, very fragile. 807 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,960 Very "Oh, save me." 808 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,200 Men like that, right, though? 809 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,727 'Cause at the end of the day they all want to be a hero. 810 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,288 Everyone just wants to feel important in life. 811 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,880 Thing is, no matter how important they are, 812 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,960 there's always gonna be someone more important. 813 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,680 People get so uptight about that. 814 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,000 "Oh, no! They're better than me." 815 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,124 It's like, God, they don't realize important doesn't matter. 816 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:27,243 It's confidence. The most confident person in the room wins every single time. 817 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,520 It doesn't matter if it's real. 818 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,480 Doesn't matter if they're pulling it straight outta their ass. 819 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,642 People are dumb. They don't know the difference. 820 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,480 You know what? 821 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,680 I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna tell you 822 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,603 the real reason I'm having lunch with you today. 823 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,160 You see, I don't really have any friends at the moment. 824 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:59,200 And to be completely honest with you, I'm not interested at all. 825 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,640 My entire generation is a bunch of mouth-breathers. 826 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,800 They literally have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second. 827 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,160 They can't communicate without emojis. 828 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,960 And they actually think that the world wants to know that they are, 829 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,930 "Eating a taco, exclamation point, smiley face, smiley face." 830 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,451 Like we give a fuck. 831 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:14,960 (NADINE SIGHS) 832 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,128 I am an old soul. 833 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,360 I like old music and old movies 834 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,681 and even old people. 835 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,440 Bottom line is I have nothing in common with the people out there, 836 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,807 and they have nothing in common with me. 837 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,601 (SIGHS) 838 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,800 Nadine? 839 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,401 Max? 840 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,126 Maybe 841 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,804 nobody likes you. 842 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,930 You're a dick. 843 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,608 Maybe nobody likes you, huh? 844 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,882 You know, you're always in a shit mood. 845 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,730 You're a really shitty teacher. 846 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,080 You put zero effort into everything you do here, 847 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,720 and there's no way you're proud of that. 848 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,280 Look at you. Look at, like, you do nothing. 849 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,480 Look at your hair. 850 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,848 You don't do your hair 'cause you don't have any hair. (SCOFFS) You're bald. 851 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,680 And you know what? You know why you're not married? 852 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,888 Because bald men are gross, and they're disgusting 853 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,004 and especially the ones that make $45,000 a year. 854 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,481 - (CHUCKLES) - What? 855 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,803 I've been doing this 23 years, 856 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,680 and you're the first person to ever underestimate my salary. 857 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,766 (SIGHS) 858 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,040 That made me feel good. 859 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,202 I mean, that part. 860 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,047 What are you doing? 861 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,085 I'm giving you half my cookie. 862 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,811 Why? 863 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,686 Make you feel better. Jesus. 864 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,291 Guess what? 865 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,730 You're my favorite student. 866 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,361 Does that help? 867 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,050 Am I really your favorite student? 868 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,723 Felt like the right thing to say. 869 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,720 I didn't mean like completely bald, by the way. 870 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,131 It's smart what you do there, too. 871 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,760 You kind of, you know... 872 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,286 I don't know. Do you poof it up a little bit? 873 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,121 Give a little zhuzh? 874 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,680 Glad you circled back around and cleaned that up. 875 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,444 Certainly made me feel better. 876 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,801 (SNORING ON TV) 877 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,646 The dog's good, but our real competition is the hypnotoad. 878 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,841 (SIGHS) 879 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,040 - KRISTA: No, no. - DARIAN: Yeah. No, I'm serious. 880 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,122 Practice is so totally boring. 881 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,970 (DOOR CLOSES) 882 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,649 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 883 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,166 (SIGHS) 884 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,320 (SIGHS) 885 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,521 (VIBRATES) 886 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,201 Hey. 887 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,409 Hey, I heard you were looking for me at lunch. 888 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,927 Yeah, I can't talk right now. 889 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,486 Oh, okay. I just got... Okay. 890 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,850 (SIGHS) 891 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,725 (RINGING) 892 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,680 - ERWIN: Hello? - Sorry. 893 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,480 Um, I just took some medicine. 894 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,680 I'll call you after it kicks in. 895 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,160 Wait, wait, what's wrong? Are you sick? 896 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,640 No, I'm fine. I'm not... No. 897 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:06,480 Medicine, like, uh, an antidepressant-whatever. 898 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,840 They gave them to me when my dad died. 899 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,640 I was only on them for like a month, though. 900 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:11,960 People take them, like, all the time. 901 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,280 It's totally normal. 902 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,200 Oh? 903 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,240 Does that make you think I'm pathetic all of the sudden? 904 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,400 Oh, no. No. No. 905 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,562 (STAMMERS) I think you're perfectly fine. 906 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,561 Seriously. 907 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,086 (SIGHS) 908 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,042 Hey, do you have a swimming pool? 909 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,922 - Yeah. - Can I come swim in it? 910 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,240 I know I could swim in mine. I just know I wouldn't relax. 911 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,367 Yes. 912 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,249 I got towels. We're good to go. 913 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,680 We're green. We're good. 914 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,400 - Okay. Cool. - I'll text you the address. 915 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,000 Yeah, I'll see you in a little bit, then. 916 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,081 Okay. 917 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,771 Yeah-yeah-yeah. Yes! 918 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,485 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 919 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,880 Hey. 920 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,530 Jeez, Erwin, I would've been nicer to you. 921 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,800 Ah. 922 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,489 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 923 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,760 God, I wish my bathtub got this hot. 924 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,720 Why didn't you tell me you were rich? 925 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,880 I thought I did. I always try to tell everyone. 926 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,166 (LAUGHS) What? 927 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,851 Well, you didn't tell me that you were in a film festival, either. 928 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,882 You don't tell me anything, Erwin. 929 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,130 Well, maybe it's because I couldn't get a word in. 930 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,360 Do I really talk that much? 931 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,920 Oh, yeah. 932 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,760 I'm gonna drown myself now. Goodbye. 933 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,330 Bye. (CHUCKLES) 934 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,920 Hey. 935 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,650 Thanks for letting me come over. 936 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,966 I'm glad you did. 937 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,523 Do you wanna have sex right now? 938 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,441 Okay. 939 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,120 (SNICKERS) I'm just kidding. I was just... 940 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,646 You know that I was just playing out the movie scene. 941 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,400 You ever feel like you have to do that? 942 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,520 I mean, come on. 943 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,960 There's a waterfall. It's all romantic. 944 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,725 Sure. Sure. Yeah. Right. 945 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,124 I'm sorry. I just... 946 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,126 Whatever. 947 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,480 What, are you mad now? You can't be mad. 948 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,960 You were gonna have sex with me two seconds ago. 949 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,640 You don't say that stuff to a man. 950 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,210 Oh, "a man," huh? 951 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,081 All right. 952 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,721 Erwin, come... What are you doing? 953 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,609 You're gonna press a button that sucks me into the drain, aren't you? 954 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,320 MAN: (SINGING) Dickhead, you're such a dickhead 955 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,845 (LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 956 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,320 And everybody knows it 957 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,160 Everyone but you 958 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,840 You're a dickhead 959 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,002 I hope you'll soon be dead 960 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,603 And this is payback time for what you put me through 961 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,484 You're a dickhead 962 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,329 Everybody's said 963 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:25,925 I hope you like the song so screw you 964 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,449 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 965 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,082 So, what's your film about, anyway? 966 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,451 Still figuring it out. Uh... 967 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,480 My drawing teacher asked a few of us to enter an animation project. 968 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:49,406 Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you draw. What kind of stuff? 969 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,848 NADINE: Look at these. Wow. 970 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,920 Damn, Erwin. 971 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,360 Yeah, this is mostly unfinished. 972 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,400 Just doodling, mostly. 973 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,050 But not quite where I... 974 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,840 Oh, I think I found my favorite. 975 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,440 ERWIN: Oh, yeah, my parents love that one, too. 976 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,409 - NADINE: Do they? - No, they don't. 977 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,211 That's just... No, they're very conservative. No. They don't. 978 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,480 Wow. They're both you, right? 979 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,643 Yeah, I'm multifaceted. 980 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,323 Rad self-portrait. 981 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,086 Man. 982 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,891 - Wow. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 983 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,720 Man, Erwin, you're really good. 984 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,922 Do you, uh, you know, want to come on Saturday? 985 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,044 To see the film? 986 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,160 It's early in the morning, super inconvenient, so... 987 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,080 I mean, I hope you say yes, but, you know, you can take that and think about it. 988 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,920 I don't expect an answer, like, right now. 989 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,411 I mean, 'cause that would be rude. 990 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,646 That's a lot of pressure. 991 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,926 So, just laying it out there. 992 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,164 Yeah, I'd love to come. 993 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,687 Oh. Okay. 994 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,320 Are your parents going? 995 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,004 I could just sit with them. 996 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:04,331 Well, my parents are in Korea for three months. 997 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,763 - So, they won't make it. - Are you serious? 998 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,480 You've had this whole place to yourself for three months? 999 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,528 Yay. (CHUCKLES) 1000 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,520 No, I get it. It's... It's a big house. 1001 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,090 You're bored. 1002 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,480 You know what you need? 1003 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,800 You need someone to rob you, so you can reenact Home Alone. 1004 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,211 That is... 1005 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,769 That is exactly what I need. Thank you. 1006 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,207 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1007 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,565 (KRISTA LAUGHING) 1008 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,491 That's crazy. 1009 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,560 You're so bad. 1010 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,684 I can't get out. 1011 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,440 Can you just go around the block once? 1012 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,160 I'm not going around the block. We're here. 1013 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,200 Look, it's an inappropriate time. Just go. 1014 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,409 I have to be at work at 8:30, Nadine. 1015 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,840 Oh, my God. 1016 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,082 Are we really back to this again? 1017 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,369 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 1018 01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,400 Thank you. You could just loop around up here. 1019 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,641 No, no, no. 1020 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,721 I'm going to work. You're coming with me. 1021 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,200 You know, my boss isn't gonna be happy about it, 1022 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,408 and you're the one that gets to explain it to him. 1023 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,770 MONA: Don't you have something to do? 1024 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,282 Schoolwork or something? 1025 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,521 Hmm? 1026 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,450 - Can I have this hole punch? - Give that to me. 1027 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,920 I want you to just sit there for the next eight hours 1028 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,002 and don't touch anything and don't make any noise. 1029 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,481 Can I mime? 1030 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,966 (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 1031 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,085 You're not funny. 1032 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,842 If my husband had any idea what I was gonna have to deal with... 1033 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,845 I love how you refer to him as your husband. 1034 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:38,766 He is my husband. 1035 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,120 You can run off and get a new husband. 1036 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,800 What he is, is my dad. 1037 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,121 - Can't you just say that occasionally? - Fine. 1038 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,809 But we're not talking about him right now. 'Cause it's just too upsetting. 1039 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,320 "It's just too hard and too sad and it gives me a cluster headache." 1040 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,811 I know. 1041 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,127 Oh, my God. You have no compassion. 1042 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,045 Actually, I'm just bored because I know everything you're gonna do before you do it. 1043 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,962 - Sure you do. - Oh, you don't believe me. 1044 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,361 No, I don't. 1045 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,763 I'm gonna write down the next thing you're gonna say to me. 1046 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,565 - I'm not gonna play your little games, Nadine. - Your little games, Nadine. 1047 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,449 - Congratulations. - Mmm. 1048 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,040 All right, you know what? 1049 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,531 Here's something you're not gonna guess. 1050 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:25,766 Hmm. 1051 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,564 Your dad would be so disappointed in the way you're turning out. 1052 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,289 Did you just take my keys? 1053 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,206 Nadine. 1054 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,609 (ENGINE STARTING) 1055 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,410 - Don't you take that car! - (TIRES SCREECHING) 1056 01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,922 I will call the police! 1057 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,443 (PANTING) 1058 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,007 God. 1059 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,571 "Nick, I'm just gonna say it. 1060 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,291 "I like you. I've liked you for months. 1061 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,040 "I think about you every second. 1062 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,122 "I don't know, maybe I even love you. 1063 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,960 "You're so complicated. But simple. 1064 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,160 "And I just feel this connection between us. 1065 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:59,040 "I feel like I already know you, and I just wanna be with you. 1066 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,240 "I wanna give you head. 1067 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,120 "I want you to put your mouth on my tits. 1068 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,328 "I wanna feel you inside me. 1069 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,360 "We can do it in the Petland stockroom. 1070 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,521 "Nadine." 1071 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,850 Oh, my God. 1072 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,725 Oh, my God. 1073 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,607 You sound like a fuckin' psychopath. 1074 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,920 (SIGHS) 1075 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,843 You can't send this. 1076 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:27,841 What? No. 1077 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,930 (GASPS) 1078 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,531 Oh, my God. 1079 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,523 Oh, my God, no way. No, no, no way. No. 1080 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,041 Fuck! 1081 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,930 Oh, my God! 1082 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,725 Shit. 1083 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,569 Look, I don't want to take up a ton of your time, 1084 01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,884 but I'm gonna kill myself. 1085 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:07,960 "You're complicated. And simple. 1086 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,771 "And I just feel this connection between us. 1087 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,400 "Feel like I already know you." 1088 01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,880 This is kind of sweet. I mean, I think you're overreacting. 1089 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:19,284 "I just wanna be with you. I wanna give you head. 1090 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:25,520 "I want you to put your mouth on my tits. 1091 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:30,481 - "I wanna feel you inside me." - Mmm. 1092 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,046 "We can do it in the Petland stockroom." 1093 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:38,083 (WHIMPERS) 1094 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,481 Say something. 1095 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,760 Oh, my God. Say something, please! Help me! 1096 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,760 You need to watch out for run-on sentences. 1097 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,000 But can't you just do something? 1098 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,640 (STAMMERING) Can't you just do something? 1099 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,643 You've gotta be able to do something. 1100 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,926 Come on. 1101 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,251 I don't know, maybe confiscate his phone? Um... 1102 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,840 Oh, his computer. His computer. 1103 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,520 You can maybe get his address. 1104 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,440 If you get his address, and you confiscate his phone. 1105 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,885 Great. Get his address. You give it to me. 1106 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,286 I'm gonna go there, and I'm... 1107 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,368 Nadine, Nadine. 1108 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:15,969 Just take fifth period off, all right? Try to relax. 1109 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,880 Listen to some music. Have a yogurt. 1110 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:24,363 Maybe just take it easy. Can you do that? 1111 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:30,609 And, uh, if you have any, you know, complications, 1112 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,246 let me know. 1113 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,610 (PANTING) 1114 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,280 - Okay? - Okay. 1115 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:40,521 - Don't worry. - Thank you. 1116 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:42,880 It's gonna be okay. 1117 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,325 Thank you. 1118 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,727 Can I have some money for the yogurt? 1119 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,249 I want change. 1120 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,729 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1121 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,411 MONA: (ON VOICE MAIL) I just want you to know 1122 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,280 I've never been more humiliated in my entire life. 1123 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,362 - I absolutely cannot... - (BEEPS) 1124 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,920 Okay, Nadine, so now I need you to pick up the phone. 1125 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,000 (BEEPS) 1126 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,050 I just don't understand you, Nadine. I... 1127 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,760 If you think you're keeping that phone, you are dreaming. 1128 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,040 The second you come home, that phone is going. 1129 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,930 I am done. I am done trying to understand you. 1130 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,485 (URINATING) 1131 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,931 (SOFTLY) Come on. Please. 1132 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,883 Please, God, help me. 1133 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,401 (SIGHS) 1134 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,083 Why do I even bother? 1135 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,840 Why do I even... 1136 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,969 You've never given me one thing. 1137 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,400 Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, 1138 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:31,240 "You need help with something? Let me help you. 1139 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:34,244 "I'm just playin'. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more." 1140 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,366 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1141 01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,766 (NADINE SPEAKING) 1142 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,971 Oh, my God. 1143 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,008 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1144 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,481 What? 1145 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,525 Holy shit. 1146 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,044 Holy shit. Oh, my God. Okay. Calm down. 1147 01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,049 Just relax. 1148 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:31,645 Um... 1149 01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:42,400 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1150 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:44,642 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 1151 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:45,921 Thank you. 1152 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,481 (SIGHS) 1153 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,364 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 1154 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,206 Ooh. 1155 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,206 Oh, mother... 1156 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,928 (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1157 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,120 Oh, my... 1158 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,080 (GRUNTS) 1159 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,640 BOY: How many of those do you bet are this asshole's? 1160 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,006 Please hurry the hell up and graduate. 1161 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,565 (ALL LAUGHING) 1162 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,091 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1163 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,571 Hey, one sec. 1164 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,241 BOY: Oh, tell Krista about the time when... 1165 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,080 What? Wait. Just slow down. What do you mean? 1166 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,560 Okay, Mom, calm down. 1167 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:25,881 Man, I do my best to big you up. 1168 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:30,040 I'm just saying, we could've won every game. 1169 01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,880 I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. 1170 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,281 - Are you kidding, man? - No, it's a long story. 1171 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:36,601 - All right. - I'll see you. 1172 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,250 See you, man. 1173 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,727 - KRISTA: Hey. Hey, what happened? - It's fine. 1174 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,245 It's not fine. 1175 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:43,880 No, you're having fun. You should stay. 1176 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,121 I'll come with you. 1177 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,885 - Thanks. - Yeah. 1178 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,801 Hey. 1179 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,648 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1180 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,650 You look cute. 1181 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,571 Thank you. 1182 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,360 So do you... Yeah. 1183 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,887 Mom? 1184 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:46,920 Hey, Mom? 1185 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,004 MONA: Oh. 1186 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:52,961 What are you doin'? 1187 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,800 It's going to Goodwill. All of it. 1188 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:59,008 Everything that's on the floor, gone! 1189 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,120 Mom, why don't you just calm down, okay? 1190 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,645 No. I'm done putting up with it. 1191 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,960 All of this? 1192 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,120 All right. Hey. 1193 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:08,600 MONA: Oh, my God! Can you believe it? 1194 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,205 - It's okay. - What is this? 1195 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,367 What is all this crap? 1196 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,560 Just please, please stop for a second. 1197 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,960 She left her flat iron on. 1198 01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:15,804 She wants to burn the goddamn house down! 1199 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,480 - Can you stop for a second, please? - This is going. 1200 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,403 Okay. All right. All right. All right. 1201 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,760 - Stop. Just give it to me. - Hey! 1202 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:23,280 - Just give me the bag! - Hey! 1203 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,646 I am the adult here! Not you. 1204 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,650 Then why do you always call me? 1205 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,331 Oh, my God. 1206 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:37,169 Oh, my God. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1207 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,489 I just don't have anybody else. You're the only one. 1208 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,331 What are you doing? 1209 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,490 I'm handling it. 1210 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,842 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1211 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:12,840 Wow. 1212 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,446 Look at this view, it's amazing. 1213 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,522 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1214 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:43,960 NADINE: (ON VOICE MAIL) Look, you know what to do. 1215 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,042 I'm not gonna be an asshole and tell you. 1216 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:49,721 Look, you know what to do... 1217 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,165 - I love this song. - (INCREASES VOLUME) 1218 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,366 It's really good. 1219 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,846 (SOFTLY) I can't believe this is happening. 1220 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:45,160 There's so much that I've wanted to tell you and ask you. 1221 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,765 And I just can't believe this is happening. 1222 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,730 (SEAT WHIRRING) 1223 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,370 - Um... - (IMITATES SEAT WHIRRING) 1224 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,410 Oh, wow, this just keeps going back, doesn't it? 1225 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:24,046 NICK: Pull this down. 1226 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:25,766 Oh, God. 1227 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,080 I... I don't know if... 1228 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,286 Yeah. Just... 1229 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,040 Hold on, I gotta... 1230 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:37,400 (STAMMERING) I don't know if I should... 1231 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,240 No, get off! Get off! Off! 1232 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:40,526 - Get off! - Okay! Okay. 1233 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:44,161 What the hell? 1234 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,884 (SEAT WHIRRING) 1235 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,045 (SIGHS) 1236 01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:12,286 I, uh... I really liked that song earlier. What was the name of it again? 1237 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:16,129 Uh, I don't remember. 1238 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,808 I can just google it. 1239 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:29,960 Anyway, 1240 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,485 do you maybe wanna go for a walk or something? 1241 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,411 We could maybe catch a movie. 1242 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,803 Or we could sit here silently in your Mercury Marquis all night. 1243 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:53,886 Are you serious? 1244 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,567 What? 1245 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,524 What, now you're making fun of my car? 1246 01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:00,160 What? No. I was just being specific. 1247 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:01,730 I wasn't saying that because it's shitty. 1248 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,080 All right. 1249 01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,560 No, God, no. Look, I love your car, okay. 1250 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:05,920 I don't even have a car. 1251 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,040 I'm just acting weird, and this is just all a lot. 1252 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,691 And please stop. Please don't leave. 1253 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,969 (TURNS ENGINE OFF) 1254 01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,160 - Fuck! - What? 1255 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,120 - I don't understand you. - What do you... What? 1256 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,200 What do you want? 1257 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:42,360 What do you mean, what do I want? 1258 01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:43,521 What do you want! 1259 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:45,640 To talk. To get to know you. 1260 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,200 Not just do it in the first five seconds. 1261 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:49,440 You wrote me a novel about how you were dying 1262 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,045 to blow me in Petland, you psycho. 1263 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,089 I'm not here to get to know you. 1264 01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:59,564 This is so stupid. So stupid. 1265 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,405 Why didn't I listen to my friends? 1266 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,526 Oh, come on. Come on. 1267 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,360 Now you're gonna try to make me the bad guy? 1268 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,880 You're the one who messaged me. 1269 01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:14,803 I hope you hit a tree in this piece of shit. 1270 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:16,729 I hope you get fucking paralyzed! 1271 01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,048 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1272 01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:25,400 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 1273 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:35,968 (SOBBING) 1274 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:30,641 (DOOR OPENS) 1275 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,690 Let's go, lady. 1276 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,970 Did you get a donut from these people? 1277 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:41,721 No. 1278 01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:14,727 - NADINE: What the... - (BABY COOING) 1279 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,845 Why is that baby in your house? 1280 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,727 Oh, shit. How the hell'd that thing get in here? 1281 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,201 Hello. 1282 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,841 (KISSES BABY) 1283 01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:27,564 This is Toby. And this is Greer. 1284 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:29,886 - GREER: Hi. - MR. BRUNER: How are you? 1285 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,122 - Good, how are you doin'? - Good. 1286 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,366 Nice to meet you. 1287 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,000 Hi, nice... 1288 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,731 Now, your mother's number? 1289 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:43,246 MR. BRUNER: And who's got the stinky feet? Who's got the stinky feet? 1290 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,771 Let me smell. Hold on. 1291 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,603 (SNIFFS) Oh! Oh! Oh... 1292 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:51,203 (LAUGHS) Toby's got the stinky feet. 1293 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:54,044 Don't stare. It makes him self-conscious. 1294 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:55,800 (GREER CHUCKLES) 1295 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,120 Can I get you something else? 1296 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,527 Any ice cream or anything before I put the baby down? 1297 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:00,880 I'm good, thank you. 1298 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:03,640 No, no, I can feed and water her from here. 1299 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,000 GREER: All right. 1300 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,606 All right. Come on, tiny man. It's you and me, buddy. 1301 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,329 - Big boy. - There you go. 1302 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:11,921 (GRUNTS) Yeah. 1303 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,560 Look, I just want to say, I don't know the whole story, 1304 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:17,120 but, whatever it is, it'll pass. 1305 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,360 I went through a rough time not too long ago, too. 1306 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:20,965 But look where it led me. 1307 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,242 This is the face of hope. 1308 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:24,441 (MR. BRUNER CHUCKLES) 1309 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,720 All right. Good night. 1310 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,802 - I'll be in, in a minute. - All right. Good night. 1311 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,680 - Good night. - GREER: Say, "Night-night." 1312 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,680 - Good night. - Night-night, Daddy. 1313 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,171 Night-night. 1314 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:38,200 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 1315 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:39,884 I think that's for you. 1316 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:43,966 Come on. 1317 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:54,040 No, that's not my mother. Don't open the door. 1318 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,610 Hello there. 1319 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,441 (SIGHS) 1320 01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:08,640 What are you doing here? 1321 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:10,046 Get in the car. Let's go. 1322 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:12,481 - No, Mom's picking me up. - No, she's not. 1323 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,880 Get in the car. 1324 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,642 Well, I don't feel like getting in the car with you and her. 1325 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,842 Do you know what I've been doing all night? 1326 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,800 I'll find another ride. 1327 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,006 Hey. Hey, get in the car. 1328 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,241 Stop! 1329 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,960 No, you think this is fun for me? 1330 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:32,769 - Let go of me! - You think I like this? 1331 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:33,927 Where were you? 1332 01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:36,930 You can't pick up your phone even once? 1333 01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,920 You don't need to pretend to give a shit about me just because people are watching. 1334 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,160 Oh, give me a break. 1335 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,320 Oh, face it. 1336 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,920 You can't wait to take me home so you can be Mom's little hero. 1337 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,923 You live for that shit. 1338 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:02,841 KRISTA: Just let it go. 1339 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:05,925 Darian. 1340 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:08,367 Darian? 1341 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:13,205 Hey, I just want you to know you're right, Nadine. 1342 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:15,527 - Darian, we don't need to do this... - You're right about everything! 1343 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:22,120 I don't give a shit about you. 1344 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:26,649 I'm only here for me, and my life is fuckin' incredible. 1345 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:28,441 I love it. 1346 01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:33,880 No, I love spending another night talking Mom off the ledge. 1347 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,640 I love only applying to schools nearby 1348 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:38,440 because who knows what'll happen in the house if I'm not around to fix it? 1349 01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:42,490 And I love that the one person who makes me feel 1350 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:44,204 like I could take a fuckin' breath, 1351 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,725 I can't have without completely destroying you. 1352 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,090 So, you're right. 1353 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,248 You're right. It's a blast. 1354 01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:00,081 I win. 1355 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:09,968 Hey, can you give her a ride home, please? 1356 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,161 Thanks. 1357 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:45,801 (SIGHS) 1358 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:57,448 Look, I'm not very good at this kind of thing. Uh... 1359 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:03,441 But I think we both know what needs to be said right now, 1360 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:06,962 so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 1361 01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:11,845 Get out of the car. 1362 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,961 (CHUCKLES) 1363 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:19,689 (SIGHS) 1364 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,168 - Bye. - See you Monday. 1365 01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:21,446 Hey. 1366 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:35,402 Look, I just wanted to say that 1367 01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:41,483 I'm sorry for being a bitch tonight. 1368 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:47,086 For the past couple weeks. 1369 01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,408 And the past 17 years before that. 1370 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,280 I know this isn't any easier for you. 1371 01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,521 I know that. 1372 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:02,361 I think some deranged part of me likes thinking 1373 01:29:02,480 --> 01:29:05,006 I'm the only one with real problems. 1374 01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:08,330 Like that makes me special. 1375 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:17,442 You know, ever since we were little, I would get this feeling like... 1376 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:23,770 Like I'm floating outside of my body, looking down on myself. 1377 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,367 And I hate what I see. 1378 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:33,801 How I'm acting, the way I sound. 1379 01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:38,920 And I don't know how to change it. 1380 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:42,727 And I'm so scared 1381 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:46,724 that that feeling is never gonna go away. 1382 01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:55,569 I'm sorry. 1383 01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:58,531 Really. 1384 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,005 Good night. 1385 01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:06,121 Hey, Nadine. 1386 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:52,688 - Good night. - Good night. 1387 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:19,768 - Hey. - Hey. 1388 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:21,961 You're up early. 1389 01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:25,721 Uh, yeah. I, um, I got... I got a thing to go to. 1390 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,081 Yeah. 1391 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,528 (CHUCKLES) Well, have a good day. 1392 01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:35,921 You as well. 1393 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:40,526 Have a good day, both of you. 1394 01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:41,801 Have a great day. 1395 01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:43,645 Thank you. 1396 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:45,561 Um... 1397 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,045 Can I call you later? 1398 01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:51,246 Okay. 1399 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,600 - That was good. - Mmm-hmm. 1400 01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:58,640 - Right? - That was so good. 1401 01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:00,085 I miss her. 1402 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,171 Nadine? 1403 01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:40,803 Sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy the films. 1404 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,889 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1405 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,331 (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1406 01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:55,288 (WHISPERS) Turn off your cell phone, please. 1407 01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:57,209 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON SCREEN) 1408 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:02,244 (WHISPERING) Can I squeeze in? Thanks. 1409 01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:05,687 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1410 01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:20,521 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1411 01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:23,011 (SIGHS) 1412 01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:01,121 (EXHALES) 1413 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:06,560 Really somethin', wasn't it? Let's keep things going. 1414 01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:09,484 Our next entry, ladies and gentlemen, comes from Erwin Kim of... 1415 01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:10,881 Whoo! 1416 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:15,440 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. Of Lakewood High. Mr. Kim, would you like to come out 1417 01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:17,170 and say a few words about your film? 1418 01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:23,090 Come on. 1419 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:28,926 Hello. Thank you for coming. Um... 1420 01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:32,966 (STAMMERING) Hope you enjoy this, uh... 1421 01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:36,607 My, uh... 1422 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:41,809 (CHUCKLES) Uh... 1423 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,320 You can just take this. Thanks. Thank you. 1424 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:47,401 Whoo. 1425 01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:53,683 Uh, okay. Well, here it is. 1426 01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:55,769 Mr. Kim's film. (CHUCKLES) 1427 01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:58,122 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1428 01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:07,208 NARRATOR: Once upon a time on a planet called Not Saturn 1429 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,880 at Alien Planet High School... 1430 01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:14,611 ALL: Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! 1431 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:20,088 ...there was an alien adolescent who was struck by love. 1432 01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:21,400 (SMACKS LIPS) 1433 01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:22,481 (CHUCKLES) 1434 01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:26,484 Hmm? Mmm-mmm. 1435 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:27,881 (SIGHS) 1436 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:29,801 Hmm? 1437 01:35:29,960 --> 01:35:30,961 Mmm-mmm. 1438 01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,165 - (EXCLAIMS) - Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm! 1439 01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:36,166 (GROWLING) 1440 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:37,720 (ALL SCREAMING) 1441 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:38,920 (SHRIEKING) 1442 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:41,048 - (GROWLING) - (SHRIEKING) 1443 01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:43,520 (BLOWS) 1444 01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:44,601 (GASPS) 1445 01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:50,408 (ALL LAUGHING) 1446 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:53,168 - (SCREAMING) - (LAUGHING EVILLY) 1447 01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:55,405 (SIGHS) 1448 01:35:55,840 --> 01:35:56,841 (GROANS) 1449 01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:02,569 (SOFT GRUNTS) 1450 01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:04,161 (GASPS) 1451 01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:08,128 (ROARING) 1452 01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:11,364 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1453 01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:12,841 ALL: Aww. 1454 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:14,800 (CHATTERING) 1455 01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:16,041 Huh? 1456 01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:18,361 Hmm. 1457 01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:21,041 Oh. 1458 01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,161 Aww. 1459 01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:25,647 Uh-oh. 1460 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:29,809 - (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING) 1461 01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:33,000 Mmm. (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1462 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:34,286 Too late! 1463 01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:36,240 Pool party! 1464 01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:37,561 (SPLASHES) 1465 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:40,051 (EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT) 1466 01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:41,847 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1467 01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:44,722 (SHRIEKING) 1468 01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,690 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1469 01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:51,561 Whoo! 1470 01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:57,369 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1471 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,925 Erwin. 1472 01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:09,080 That... 1473 01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:11,401 Wow. 1474 01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,842 Well, I mean, I wouldn't go that far. 1475 01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:16,641 - It was all right. (LAUGHS) - It was amazing. Really. 1476 01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:19,925 Oh, thanks! 1477 01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:27,331 And I got the message, all right? I know... 1478 01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:29,443 I know she's me. 1479 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:32,720 But I already figured out how great you are. 1480 01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:35,520 You're so fucking great. 1481 01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:38,126 You're like the best person I know. 1482 01:37:41,120 --> 01:37:43,282 What? What's wrong? 1483 01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:46,490 Um, the film wasn't about you. 1484 01:37:47,760 --> 01:37:49,330 (SOFTLY) Oh, God. 1485 01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:51,446 Shoot. 1486 01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:55,090 Sorry, I thought maybe because the hair 1487 01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:57,282 - and, like, the cool shoes that... - Oh... 1488 01:37:58,440 --> 01:38:01,125 Wow. I'm one of those people that thinks everything is about them. 1489 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:03,724 I'm just messing with you. 1490 01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:08,450 Yeah, I'm just messing with you. I set that up. 1491 01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:10,400 - You shithead. - Yes. 1492 01:38:10,480 --> 01:38:12,164 Felt pretty good. You... You being nervous for once. 1493 01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:14,886 And I'm just over here, like, just sniffin' my flowers. 1494 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:16,041 (LAUGHS) 1495 01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:18,368 I hate you so much. 1496 01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:20,161 You free to hang? 1497 01:38:22,040 --> 01:38:24,720 Yeah, I am. Cleared my whole schedule for you. 1498 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:26,404 Oh, good. Come on. 1499 01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:28,648 Say hi to some people. 1500 01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:32,760 Dude, you did such a good job. 1501 01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:34,000 Insane! 1502 01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:35,286 Thank you, thank you. 1503 01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:37,360 Guys, this is Nadine. 1504 01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:38,680 Hi. How's it goin'? 1505 01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:39,920 Good, how are you? 1506 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,040 I'm good. Thanks. That was so good. 1507 01:38:42,120 --> 01:38:44,930 I just can't get over it. It was amazing.