WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:12.074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:02:24.062 --> 00:02:25.772 What? 3 00:02:26.773 --> 00:02:28.023 Hey. 4 00:02:52.799 --> 00:02:56.549 Hey. Hey! Hey, you okay? 5 00:02:58.012 --> 00:03:00.012 Hey! Hey! Hey! 6 00:03:01.724 --> 00:03:03.184 Please. 7 00:03:03.268 --> 00:03:05.768 Please don't be dead. You okay? 8 00:03:05.854 --> 00:03:08.234 Hello. Hey. Hey. 9 00:03:08.314 --> 00:03:09.569 Hey, you okay? 10 00:03:09.649 --> 00:03:12.939 Hello? Hello? Hello? 11 00:03:13.027 --> 00:03:16.027 Please don't be dead. Come on. 12 00:03:17.031 --> 00:03:19.621 Oh. Uh... 13 00:03:19.701 --> 00:03:22.201 And two. Breathe. 14 00:03:27.417 --> 00:03:28.747 Holy shit. 15 00:03:49.272 --> 00:03:51.732 Heh. That was funny. 16 00:03:52.734 --> 00:03:55.034 Heh. That was really funny. 17 00:03:57.530 --> 00:04:00.280 You know, I... 18 00:04:00.366 --> 00:04:03.656 I had always hoped that right before I die... 19 00:04:05.413 --> 00:04:10.253 ...my life would flash before my eyes and I would see wonderful things... 20 00:04:12.837 --> 00:04:18.337 A life full of parties and friends and... 21 00:04:18.426 --> 00:04:21.386 and how I'd learned to play the guitar, 22 00:04:21.471 --> 00:04:26.561 and... and maybe there'd even be a girl. 23 00:04:26.643 --> 00:04:28.983 But as I was hanging up there... 24 00:04:30.647 --> 00:04:33.437 ...I didn't really see much of anything. 25 00:04:36.069 --> 00:04:37.859 But I did see you. 26 00:04:39.072 --> 00:04:41.742 And I know... I know it sounds dumb, but I... 27 00:04:41.824 --> 00:04:43.954 I really thought for a moment that... 28 00:04:44.035 --> 00:04:47.035 that maybe, just maybe there was a reason that you... 29 00:06:49.410 --> 00:06:51.700 # Wah wah wah, wah wah wah # 30 00:06:51.788 --> 00:06:53.458 # Wah wah wah, wah wah wah # 31 00:06:53.539 --> 00:06:57.419 # Ay ay ay, ay ay # 32 00:06:57.502 --> 00:07:00.132 - # Wah wah wah, wah wah wah # - # Ay ay ay, ay ay # 33 00:07:14.685 --> 00:07:16.685 # Bra-da, bra-da # 34 00:07:16.771 --> 00:07:18.061 # Bra-da # 35 00:07:27.490 --> 00:07:29.870 Wait! Wait! Wait! 36 00:07:29.951 --> 00:07:32.201 Wait! Wait for me! Wait for me! 37 00:07:34.288 --> 00:07:37.498 Go! Go! Go! 38 00:09:19.143 --> 00:09:20.813 Cheese puffs? 39 00:09:52.218 --> 00:09:54.428 Hello, world! 40 00:10:06.023 --> 00:10:08.613 My name is Hank Thompson, 41 00:10:08.693 --> 00:10:14.743 and I've been stranded out on an island in the Pacific all alone! 42 00:10:14.824 --> 00:10:16.494 And this man, 43 00:10:16.617 --> 00:10:20.747 this man saved me from the brink of death 44 00:10:20.830 --> 00:10:24.420 when he allowed me to ride him like a jet ski, 45 00:10:24.500 --> 00:10:26.290 propelled by his f... 46 00:10:39.682 --> 00:10:41.892 How did you do that? 47 00:10:43.227 --> 00:10:45.347 Maybe... Maybe your... 48 00:10:45.438 --> 00:10:48.148 your gases built up from decomposition 49 00:10:48.232 --> 00:10:53.152 and maybe your soul leaving you? 50 00:10:53.237 --> 00:10:55.487 Why am I talking to you? 51 00:11:07.501 --> 00:11:09.211 Please work. 52 00:11:34.487 --> 00:11:36.277 Hello, world. 53 00:11:47.583 --> 00:11:48.833 I'm sorry. 54 00:11:51.295 --> 00:11:52.835 I gotta go. 55 00:12:19.907 --> 00:12:21.577 Hello! 56 00:12:24.495 --> 00:12:25.745 Hello. 57 00:12:25.830 --> 00:12:27.620 Help! 58 00:12:54.984 --> 00:12:58.824 Oh. You see that? 59 00:12:58.904 --> 00:13:01.160 There's gonna be people there. 60 00:13:01.240 --> 00:13:04.160 They're gonna feed us and take care of us. 61 00:13:04.243 --> 00:13:06.290 Everybody's gonna want to hear our story, 62 00:13:06.370 --> 00:13:09.210 and I'm gonna be all buff from carrying you around. 63 00:13:10.624 --> 00:13:14.090 Ohh. That's not funny. 64 00:13:15.504 --> 00:13:17.014 Hello? 65 00:13:19.216 --> 00:13:20.546 Help. 66 00:13:24.680 --> 00:13:25.970 Help! 67 00:14:17.399 --> 00:14:20.239 # Oh, where did you come from, where did you go? # 68 00:14:20.319 --> 00:14:22.859 # Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe? # 69 00:14:22.947 --> 00:14:25.067 Man, it's always the song that you hate 70 00:14:25.157 --> 00:14:27.577 that gets stuck in your head. 71 00:14:32.331 --> 00:14:34.541 Uh, sorry. 72 00:15:08.158 --> 00:15:10.408 You can't sleep either? 73 00:15:48.157 --> 00:15:52.407 My mom used to sing this song to me when I couldn't sleep 74 00:15:52.494 --> 00:15:56.964 so I wouldn't overthink things, but I don't remember the words. 75 00:16:01.503 --> 00:16:05.803 # Crazy # 76 00:16:05.883 --> 00:16:11.809 # I'm fucking crazy # 77 00:16:11.889 --> 00:16:16.979 # Maybe, just maybe # 78 00:16:17.061 --> 00:16:23.531 # I'll make it alone # 79 00:16:47.007 --> 00:16:51.097 # Rescued # 80 00:16:51.178 --> 00:16:56.558 # I thought I was rescued # 81 00:16:56.642 --> 00:17:02.482 # But you're just a dead dude # 82 00:17:02.564 --> 00:17:09.364 # And I'm gonna die # 83 00:17:09.446 --> 00:17:11.736 # There's gotta be a better way # 84 00:17:11.824 --> 00:17:16.794 # To get out of here # 85 00:17:25.129 --> 00:17:30.429 # Where do you come from # 86 00:17:30.509 --> 00:17:34.009 # Cotton Eye Joe? # 87 00:17:51.280 --> 00:17:53.030 Let me eat you. 88 00:17:57.244 --> 00:17:58.794 Ahh! 89 00:18:15.179 --> 00:18:18.429 Huh? Come on! 90 00:18:18.515 --> 00:18:21.345 Somebody help! 91 00:18:22.519 --> 00:18:28.278 You're... you're just laying there like a disgusting, useless sack of shit. 92 00:18:28.358 --> 00:18:31.198 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to go. 93 00:18:33.197 --> 00:18:36.657 Thanks for your help, kind of. 94 00:18:44.041 --> 00:18:46.131 Why? 95 00:18:49.171 --> 00:18:52.091 No. No, no, no. No. 96 00:18:52.174 --> 00:18:53.594 No, you asshole. Stop it. 97 00:18:57.679 --> 00:18:59.349 Ohh! Ahh! 98 00:19:00.349 --> 00:19:02.349 Water! Water! 99 00:19:02.434 --> 00:19:04.064 What are you doing? What are you doing? 100 00:19:04.144 --> 00:19:05.564 What are you doing? 101 00:19:44.101 --> 00:19:45.731 Okay. 102 00:19:55.487 --> 00:19:58.447 Ah, you're the grossest thing in this gross world. 103 00:20:02.744 --> 00:20:05.084 Wait. No. 104 00:20:05.205 --> 00:20:06.785 No, please. Please. 105 00:20:06.874 --> 00:20:09.254 Please, I'm sorry. Please don't stop. 106 00:20:12.838 --> 00:20:14.878 What? 107 00:20:14.965 --> 00:20:16.835 Mah... ehh. 108 00:20:21.221 --> 00:20:24.561 Mahn... ehh. 109 00:20:25.934 --> 00:20:27.604 Manny? 110 00:20:27.686 --> 00:20:29.476 Is that your name? 111 00:20:30.772 --> 00:20:33.612 Mahn... ehh. 112 00:20:33.692 --> 00:20:37.492 Hi, Manny. I'm Hank. Um... 113 00:20:39.865 --> 00:20:43.235 Hhh... nk. 114 00:20:43.327 --> 00:20:46.407 Hiiii. 115 00:20:46.496 --> 00:20:48.536 Hi. 116 00:20:50.250 --> 00:20:51.500 Huh... luh. 117 00:20:51.585 --> 00:20:53.495 Hello. 118 00:20:53.587 --> 00:20:55.707 - Hello... - Hel... lo... 119 00:20:55.797 --> 00:20:57.417 - Hank. - Hank. 120 00:20:57.507 --> 00:20:59.257 That's very good. 121 00:21:04.181 --> 00:21:06.221 I... 122 00:21:06.308 --> 00:21:09.808 Come on. Talk to me, buddy. 123 00:21:11.939 --> 00:21:14.109 Stop mumbling, please. 124 00:21:14.191 --> 00:21:17.281 Talk to me. Please. Speak up, Manny. 125 00:21:17.361 --> 00:21:20.861 How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound retarded? 126 00:21:23.784 --> 00:21:26.164 I sound like my dad. 127 00:21:28.163 --> 00:21:30.213 I'm sorry. 128 00:21:31.667 --> 00:21:34.207 Hey. I didn't mean that. 129 00:21:34.294 --> 00:21:36.049 Hey, you talk however you want. 130 00:21:36.129 --> 00:21:39.049 You can mumble, look at your feet all day long. 131 00:21:39.132 --> 00:21:40.472 Okay, buddy? 132 00:21:43.053 --> 00:21:44.641 Okay, buddy. 133 00:21:59.403 --> 00:22:01.533 Hi. 134 00:22:01.613 --> 00:22:04.743 Hello. 135 00:22:04.825 --> 00:22:08.615 Why did you hit me? Hey. 136 00:22:08.704 --> 00:22:11.374 Why did you hit me? 137 00:22:13.583 --> 00:22:15.503 I'm sorry. I... 138 00:22:15.585 --> 00:22:18.125 I thought you were dead. 139 00:22:18.213 --> 00:22:20.383 Am I dead? 140 00:22:20.465 --> 00:22:22.545 I don't think so. You're talking. 141 00:22:22.634 --> 00:22:25.349 But I sound retarded. 142 00:22:25.429 --> 00:22:27.219 No, no, you sound great. 143 00:22:27.347 --> 00:22:29.177 Don't say that word. I didn't... 144 00:22:29.266 --> 00:22:33.096 I'm a useless... 145 00:22:33.186 --> 00:22:35.556 - sack of shit? - No, man. 146 00:22:35.647 --> 00:22:37.147 Hey. 147 00:22:37.232 --> 00:22:40.112 No. No, I didn't mean that. 148 00:22:40.193 --> 00:22:41.782 I was being an asshole. 149 00:22:41.862 --> 00:22:44.282 I'm not a sack of shit? 150 00:22:44.364 --> 00:22:45.953 No, you're amazing. 151 00:22:46.033 --> 00:22:48.953 You're... You're a miracle, or... 152 00:22:49.036 --> 00:22:51.616 or I'm just hallucinating from starvation. 153 00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:58.500 Uh-oh. 154 00:23:00.005 --> 00:23:03.125 This is... This is crazy. 155 00:23:03.216 --> 00:23:05.546 # Crazy # 156 00:23:05.635 --> 00:23:07.795 - No, no, no, no, no. - # I'm fucking crazy # 157 00:23:07.888 --> 00:23:10.218 Hey, hey, hey. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop singing. 158 00:23:10.307 --> 00:23:12.057 You weren't supposed to hear that. 159 00:23:12.142 --> 00:23:14.898 Oh, I like that. Singing. 160 00:23:14.978 --> 00:23:20.568 Okay, can you remember anything about before, your life? 161 00:23:20.650 --> 00:23:23.280 How you got here? Where we are? 162 00:23:23.403 --> 00:23:25.533 How you saved me? 163 00:23:25.614 --> 00:23:27.869 - Anything? - Hey, what is that? 164 00:23:27.949 --> 00:23:29.788 Oh, that, no. I... 165 00:23:29.868 --> 00:23:32.288 Don't worry... Don't worry about that. 166 00:23:32.412 --> 00:23:36.002 What's important is that we find a way to get home. 167 00:23:36.083 --> 00:23:40.003 Okay. I'm trying to remember. 168 00:23:41.004 --> 00:23:42.764 What is home? 169 00:23:46.927 --> 00:23:50.597 This is from home. 170 00:23:50.680 --> 00:23:52.890 It's normally full of these things called cheese puffs. 171 00:23:54.601 --> 00:23:55.851 Okay. 172 00:23:55.936 --> 00:24:01.606 Um, sometimes, um, your fingers would be coated in orange after eating it. 173 00:24:01.691 --> 00:24:04.740 And your mom probably told you to wash your hands, 174 00:24:04.820 --> 00:24:07.910 but I bet you'd just lick it off when she wasn't looking. 175 00:24:11.910 --> 00:24:14.958 - Anything? - What? 176 00:24:15.038 --> 00:24:16.288 What? 177 00:24:16.373 --> 00:24:19.293 Wait. Wait, what's supposed to happen? 178 00:24:19.376 --> 00:24:21.336 I don't know. I thought... 179 00:24:21.461 --> 00:24:24.421 thought maybe I could tap into some sense memory or something, 180 00:24:24.506 --> 00:24:27.426 and, bam, the... the hairs would stand up on the back of your neck, 181 00:24:27.509 --> 00:24:30.057 and your heart would start pounding as it all rushes back to you, 182 00:24:30.137 --> 00:24:32.557 everything you left behind. Your jaw hangs open. 183 00:24:32.639 --> 00:24:34.099 The camera pushes in. 184 00:24:34.182 --> 00:24:36.392 Cue the music. 185 00:24:47.154 --> 00:24:49.451 - You remember "Jurassic Park"! - What? 186 00:24:49.531 --> 00:24:52.201 You were just singing the theme song. 187 00:24:52.284 --> 00:24:54.584 Laura Dern, the brachiosaurus. 188 00:24:56.121 --> 00:24:59.211 I don't know "Jurassic Park." 189 00:24:59.291 --> 00:25:01.671 You remember the song. 190 00:25:04.212 --> 00:25:06.259 Manny... 191 00:25:06.339 --> 00:25:11.429 if you don't know "Jurassic Park," you don't know shit. 192 00:25:11.511 --> 00:25:15.769 This is from home, where all the other people are. 193 00:25:15.849 --> 00:25:18.559 - Why is it out here now? - Oh, it's trash. 194 00:25:18.643 --> 00:25:21.191 It's everything people don't want, so we hide it. 195 00:25:21.271 --> 00:25:24.191 Why don't people want it anymore? 196 00:25:24.274 --> 00:25:26.694 Well, that's broken. 197 00:25:26.776 --> 00:25:28.236 That's empty. 198 00:25:28.320 --> 00:25:29.860 This is useless. 199 00:25:29.946 --> 00:25:31.656 Smelly. Old. 200 00:25:31.740 --> 00:25:34.950 How'd you get so far from home? 201 00:25:35.035 --> 00:25:38.535 I... I ran away, but that's... 202 00:25:38.622 --> 00:25:40.001 It doesn't matter. That's... 203 00:25:40.081 --> 00:25:44.751 What's important is you remembering your life. 204 00:25:44.836 --> 00:25:48.126 Okay. What is life? 205 00:25:48.215 --> 00:25:49.925 Uh, okay. 206 00:25:50.008 --> 00:25:51.838 This is you. 207 00:25:51.927 --> 00:25:55.635 This is your body, and... and that's where your brain is, 208 00:25:55.722 --> 00:25:57.932 and that's where you're going to remember something. 209 00:25:58.016 --> 00:26:01.436 Humans have evolved over millions and millions of years to be this way. 210 00:26:01.561 --> 00:26:03.271 - Yeah! - We do all this stuff, 211 00:26:03.355 --> 00:26:06.855 because it helps us survive... kind of. 212 00:26:06.942 --> 00:26:08.192 What's that? 213 00:26:08.276 --> 00:26:11.236 That's poop. 214 00:26:11.321 --> 00:26:15.491 Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't want 215 00:26:15.575 --> 00:26:17.285 and squeezes it out of your butt. 216 00:26:17.369 --> 00:26:19.159 Everything poops. There's a book. 217 00:26:19.246 --> 00:26:20.792 Everybody reads about it when they're a kid. 218 00:26:20.872 --> 00:26:23.252 People poop every day. 219 00:26:23.333 --> 00:26:26.423 Or extra when they're scared or sick 220 00:26:26.503 --> 00:26:30.260 or right when they die, because, uh, you shit your pants when you die. 221 00:26:30.340 --> 00:26:32.090 - Oh, God. - No, it's okay. 222 00:26:32.175 --> 00:26:34.045 People die every day. 223 00:26:36.763 --> 00:26:38.560 What do they do with all the dead people? 224 00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:41.060 - Do they hide them? - Yeah. 225 00:26:41.142 --> 00:26:44.522 - So I'm like trash? - No. You're different. 226 00:26:44.604 --> 00:26:46.274 Maybe you fell in radioactive waste, 227 00:26:46.356 --> 00:26:49.476 or maybe you were a special genetically engineered soldier 228 00:26:49.609 --> 00:26:51.990 who was cryogenically frozen and sent back in time to save me 229 00:26:52.070 --> 00:26:53.820 and save all of mankind. 230 00:26:54.823 --> 00:26:56.993 Oh, Super Manny, save me! 231 00:26:57.075 --> 00:26:58.785 You've got something in there. 232 00:26:58.868 --> 00:27:02.158 You're like the multipurpose tool guy. 233 00:27:02.247 --> 00:27:05.247 - You're special. - I'm special? 234 00:27:05.333 --> 00:27:09.132 Yeah. And that's why I need you to help me get home. 235 00:27:09.212 --> 00:27:13.382 Back in civilization, there's 7 billion other living people on the planet 236 00:27:13.466 --> 00:27:17.716 just running around and blinking and breathing and eating, 237 00:27:17.804 --> 00:27:19.514 and you used to be one of them. 238 00:27:19.639 --> 00:27:22.020 You were probably just looking for happiness. That's what everyone does. 239 00:27:22.100 --> 00:27:23.563 This is what you look like when you're happy. 240 00:27:23.643 --> 00:27:24.981 Happy. 241 00:27:25.061 --> 00:27:29.106 You look for someone who will make you happy, a friend, a girlfriend, or a dog. 242 00:27:29.190 --> 00:27:31.320 - Ruff ruff. Good boy. - Good boy. 243 00:27:31.401 --> 00:27:35.158 Sometimes you might be lucky enough to bump into the one person 244 00:27:35.238 --> 00:27:36.948 you wanna spend the rest of your life with, 245 00:27:37.032 --> 00:27:39.579 - and that is love. - Okay. 246 00:27:39.659 --> 00:27:42.869 You want to go home so you can have love? 247 00:27:42.954 --> 00:27:44.251 Yeah. 248 00:27:44.331 --> 00:27:46.920 But you ran away 'cause nobody loves you? 249 00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:49.089 That's not true. 250 00:27:49.169 --> 00:27:54.005 You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. 251 00:27:54.090 --> 00:27:56.840 - You're like trash, right? - Shut up. What... 252 00:27:56.926 --> 00:27:59.716 I'm sorry, Hank. I'm just saying the things in my head. 253 00:27:59.804 --> 00:28:02.394 Well, you can't just say everything that comes into your head. 254 00:28:02.474 --> 00:28:04.434 That's bad talking. 255 00:28:04.517 --> 00:28:07.057 Oh. I'm sorry. 256 00:28:11.775 --> 00:28:13.815 Help! 257 00:28:14.819 --> 00:28:17.569 Can anybody hear me? 258 00:28:17.697 --> 00:28:19.277 I'm lost! 259 00:28:36.716 --> 00:28:39.296 What do I do now, Hank? 260 00:28:39.386 --> 00:28:42.966 Manny... just look at them. 261 00:28:43.056 --> 00:28:44.966 Imagine them without their clothes on. 262 00:28:45.058 --> 00:28:47.438 What's underneath their clothes? 263 00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:49.479 You know, their... 264 00:28:49.562 --> 00:28:53.192 boobs and vaginas, butts. 265 00:28:53.274 --> 00:28:55.824 Boobs, vaginas, and butts. 266 00:28:59.364 --> 00:29:01.994 - What do you do with those? - Manny... 267 00:29:08.748 --> 00:29:11.328 You know, it used to be... 268 00:29:11.418 --> 00:29:15.918 really hard to come by a magazine like that when I was a kid. 269 00:29:16.005 --> 00:29:19.295 I'd have to go digging under the bushes by the freeway 270 00:29:19.384 --> 00:29:22.554 and sneak into my dad's stash. 271 00:29:22.637 --> 00:29:26.767 I mean, before the Internet, every girl was a lot more special. 272 00:29:29.269 --> 00:29:31.858 I bet you probably did the same thing, 273 00:29:31.938 --> 00:29:35.728 make up little love stories for each of them. 274 00:29:35.817 --> 00:29:38.777 What kind of love stories? 275 00:29:41.281 --> 00:29:42.531 Well... 276 00:29:42.615 --> 00:29:47.655 her name might have been... Jessie. 277 00:29:47.787 --> 00:29:51.327 And you'd imagine 278 00:29:51.416 --> 00:29:55.916 bumping into her on the street and whisking her off her feet. 279 00:29:56.004 --> 00:29:57.884 Sign a one-year lease together. 280 00:29:57.964 --> 00:29:59.803 Cook dinner together. 281 00:29:59.883 --> 00:30:02.472 Watch Netflix. 282 00:30:02.552 --> 00:30:04.182 Ah. 283 00:30:04.262 --> 00:30:05.972 Hank, something's... 284 00:30:06.055 --> 00:30:09.555 something's going wrong with my boobs. 285 00:30:09.642 --> 00:30:10.892 What do you mean? 286 00:30:10.977 --> 00:30:13.857 They're going crazy. 287 00:30:18.610 --> 00:30:20.650 Holy shit. 288 00:30:22.822 --> 00:30:24.782 Ho... Oh, no. It's stopping. 289 00:30:24.866 --> 00:30:26.776 - Huh. - Hey. 290 00:30:29.162 --> 00:30:32.210 What is Netflix? 291 00:30:32.290 --> 00:30:33.670 Shit. Uh, n... 292 00:30:35.168 --> 00:30:36.498 Well, that's... 293 00:30:36.586 --> 00:30:39.586 Normally when you go on a date with a girl, 294 00:30:39.672 --> 00:30:42.929 you'd take her to the theater to watch a movie, 295 00:30:43.009 --> 00:30:46.219 but when you're... when you're truly comfortable with someone, 296 00:30:46.304 --> 00:30:48.351 you stay at home and watch Netflix. 297 00:30:48.431 --> 00:30:50.854 Like, you and Jessie would probably stay at home together all the time, 298 00:30:50.934 --> 00:30:53.440 watching movies. You'd... You'd fall asleep on the couch, 299 00:30:53.520 --> 00:30:56.609 unless you were throwing one of your awesome parties. 300 00:30:56.689 --> 00:30:58.859 Then a few years later, you'd... you'd get married. 301 00:30:58.942 --> 00:31:00.488 You'd have a... a small wedding, 302 00:31:00.568 --> 00:31:02.948 nothing big, and... and you'd have twins, 303 00:31:03.029 --> 00:31:06.161 and you'd have to get a second job to pay the bills, but you wouldn't care, because... 304 00:31:06.241 --> 00:31:08.496 because you'd be going camping all the time with your family, and... 305 00:31:08.576 --> 00:31:11.040 and you'd tell her she looks even more beautiful with gray hairs. 306 00:31:11.120 --> 00:31:12.580 Manny. 307 00:31:12.664 --> 00:31:15.584 Manny, I think my love story is bringing you back to life! 308 00:31:15.667 --> 00:31:17.457 Oh! Whoa! Whoa! 309 00:31:17.544 --> 00:31:19.048 - It's moving! - What's happening? 310 00:31:20.755 --> 00:31:22.045 - What is that? - It's alive! 311 00:31:22.131 --> 00:31:24.179 - What is it? - It's moving! 312 00:31:24.259 --> 00:31:26.179 Oh, God, I'm disgusting! 313 00:31:26.261 --> 00:31:28.011 No, no. No, no, no, you're not disgusting. 314 00:31:28.096 --> 00:31:30.266 No, my body is disgusting. It's horrible! 315 00:31:30.348 --> 00:31:33.271 No, it's okay. This happens to everybody. This happens to everybody, it's normal. 316 00:31:33.351 --> 00:31:36.731 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. Uh... 317 00:31:38.648 --> 00:31:39.898 It's okay. Calm down. 318 00:31:39.983 --> 00:31:41.733 Hey. Hey. 319 00:31:41.818 --> 00:31:43.068 Hey. 320 00:31:43.152 --> 00:31:45.200 Hey. Let's just... 321 00:31:45.280 --> 00:31:48.030 Let's just take this away for a second. 322 00:31:48.116 --> 00:31:51.196 Calm down. It's okay. 323 00:31:51.286 --> 00:31:52.536 Okay. 324 00:31:59.294 --> 00:32:00.632 Holy shit. 325 00:32:02.046 --> 00:32:03.296 Jessie. 326 00:32:59.687 --> 00:33:03.317 Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home. 327 00:33:03.399 --> 00:33:05.399 Oh. 328 00:33:22.126 --> 00:33:25.456 Hey, nothing's happening, Hank. You think I'm broken? 329 00:33:25.546 --> 00:33:27.466 Ah, that's okay. 330 00:33:27.548 --> 00:33:31.758 Look, sometimes when you do something too many times, 331 00:33:31.844 --> 00:33:34.142 it has less of an effect. 332 00:33:34.222 --> 00:33:36.519 It's like the... the law of diminishing returns. 333 00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:38.139 It happens to everyone. 334 00:33:38.226 --> 00:33:40.976 That's why there are so many fetishes out there. 335 00:33:41.062 --> 00:33:43.860 - Fetishes? - Yeah. 336 00:33:43.940 --> 00:33:48.360 See, everybody has their own special tastes. 337 00:33:48.444 --> 00:33:52.869 Girls must be so nice if they let guys do all those things to them. 338 00:33:52.949 --> 00:33:55.119 Yes, they are very nice. 339 00:33:55.201 --> 00:33:57.911 Remember when you put that cork in my butt? 340 00:33:58.037 --> 00:33:59.247 Yeah. 341 00:33:59.330 --> 00:34:01.500 - Did that count as sex? - Manny, no. 342 00:34:03.167 --> 00:34:04.957 I wanna have sex. 343 00:34:05.044 --> 00:34:08.301 I wish there was some way I could pretend to do it. 344 00:34:08.381 --> 00:34:09.631 It's called masturbation. 345 00:34:09.716 --> 00:34:11.626 It's kinda like sex. 346 00:34:11.718 --> 00:34:14.178 - But by yourself? - Yeah. 347 00:34:14.262 --> 00:34:16.682 Masturbating makes people happy? 348 00:34:16.764 --> 00:34:18.019 It's supposed to, sure. 349 00:34:18.099 --> 00:34:20.019 I bet you masturbate a lot. 350 00:34:20.101 --> 00:34:22.398 I can't believe we're talking about this. 351 00:34:22.478 --> 00:34:26.268 Manny, people aren't supposed to talk about this stuff. 352 00:34:30.361 --> 00:34:33.611 Look, I just don't do it very much. 353 00:34:33.698 --> 00:34:37.328 The first time my dad caught me looking at one of those magazines, 354 00:34:37.410 --> 00:34:39.200 he got really upset. 355 00:34:39.287 --> 00:34:40.747 Why? 356 00:34:40.830 --> 00:34:44.830 Well, I guess parents don't like knowing 357 00:34:44.917 --> 00:34:48.207 that their kids look at that kind of stuff. 358 00:34:48.296 --> 00:34:50.206 That's why they tell them they'll... 359 00:34:50.298 --> 00:34:53.258 they'll go to hell or go blind. 360 00:34:53.342 --> 00:34:55.342 But my dad... 361 00:34:59.724 --> 00:35:03.439 He didn't believe in that stuff, so my dad said, 362 00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:07.399 "Hank, uh, when you... you know, 363 00:35:07.482 --> 00:35:09.692 uh, it expends energy, 364 00:35:09.776 --> 00:35:12.646 both in the... in the orgasm 365 00:35:12.737 --> 00:35:14.447 and in the daily reproduction of sperm, 366 00:35:14.530 --> 00:35:18.990 so... so if you do it a lot, it adds up, and it shortens your life span, 367 00:35:19.118 --> 00:35:21.998 and that's why, on average, males have shorter life spans, 368 00:35:22.121 --> 00:35:24.961 because they... you know." 369 00:35:25.041 --> 00:35:27.630 So you were scared of death? 370 00:35:27.710 --> 00:35:32.760 Yeah. I... I was pretty upset. 371 00:35:32.840 --> 00:35:36.139 And then my mom saw that I was crying, 372 00:35:36.219 --> 00:35:39.389 and so she said this ridiculous thing. 373 00:35:39.472 --> 00:35:45.272 She said that she was 40 and I was 11 and, 374 00:35:45.353 --> 00:35:49.068 if I masturbated enough, I could catch up to her 375 00:35:49.148 --> 00:35:54.068 and, that way, we could die on the exact same day and never be apart. 376 00:35:54.153 --> 00:35:56.993 I think she was trying to be funny. 377 00:35:57.073 --> 00:35:58.953 Oh. 378 00:35:59.033 --> 00:36:00.283 Ah, it's not funny. 379 00:36:00.368 --> 00:36:02.328 Oh. Okay. 380 00:36:02.411 --> 00:36:03.831 She had a weird sense of humor. 381 00:36:03.913 --> 00:36:05.209 And even if she was right, 382 00:36:05.289 --> 00:36:09.499 I wouldn't have been able to jack off fast enough to catch up. 383 00:36:09.585 --> 00:36:12.625 She died shortly after. 384 00:36:12.713 --> 00:36:16.884 And so now, when you masturbate, you think about your mom. 385 00:36:16.968 --> 00:36:20.298 Ah, Manny, no. That's weird. 386 00:36:20.388 --> 00:36:23.348 Weird? 387 00:36:23.432 --> 00:36:27.732 Weird is like... when you do stuff that nobody else does, 388 00:36:27.812 --> 00:36:29.062 so they make fun of you for it. 389 00:36:29.188 --> 00:36:32.438 So when I say that I can't masturbate 390 00:36:32.525 --> 00:36:34.985 because it makes me think about my mom, people laugh at you. 391 00:36:35.069 --> 00:36:38.159 But that's fun. Making people laugh is great. 392 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:42.288 It's not, because they call you names like Hanky Wanky, 393 00:36:42.368 --> 00:36:47.328 you have to change schools, and it's... it's not fun. 394 00:36:47.415 --> 00:36:51.375 Hank, when I masturbate, I'm gonna think about your mom. 395 00:36:51.460 --> 00:36:53.340 Manny, stop. 396 00:36:53.421 --> 00:36:56.091 But if I think about your mom when I masturbate, 397 00:36:56.215 --> 00:36:59.385 - then you won't be weird anymore, right? - No. Just quit talking. 398 00:36:59.468 --> 00:37:01.298 - I'm just trying to help. - Well, you're not, 399 00:37:01.387 --> 00:37:03.807 so stop talking and stop asking questions. 400 00:37:05.808 --> 00:37:07.348 Should I just go back to being dead? 401 00:37:07.435 --> 00:37:09.845 Yes, you should. Die in a fire. 402 00:37:18.237 --> 00:37:20.737 Manny, hey. 403 00:37:20.823 --> 00:37:23.203 Manny, I'm sorry I got upset. 404 00:37:23.284 --> 00:37:25.914 Focus. Are we going the right way? 405 00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:28.579 Manny. 406 00:37:29.957 --> 00:37:31.537 Buddy, I need you. 407 00:37:31.626 --> 00:37:34.836 I need you, your special compass. 408 00:37:39.717 --> 00:37:43.347 Okay. 409 00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:59.448 Holy... 410 00:37:59.528 --> 00:38:02.278 Something enormous took a dump here. 411 00:38:02.365 --> 00:38:03.695 We better be careful. 412 00:38:03.783 --> 00:38:05.163 Ohh! 413 00:38:06.786 --> 00:38:08.116 Careful. 414 00:38:23.511 --> 00:38:24.931 - Hey, Hank. - Quiet. 415 00:38:25.012 --> 00:38:27.182 I thought you wanted me to start talking again. 416 00:38:27.306 --> 00:38:28.686 I do. But right now, I need you to be quiet. 417 00:38:28.766 --> 00:38:32.766 Well, I'm still not very good at controlling the volume of my voice, Hank. 418 00:38:32.853 --> 00:38:34.108 - You have to teach me... - Manny. 419 00:38:34.188 --> 00:38:37.108 What is your face doing? Why are your eyes so big? 420 00:38:37.191 --> 00:38:40.571 Manny, this is what fear looks like. 421 00:38:40.653 --> 00:38:42.783 Why are you afraid of that poop? 422 00:38:42.863 --> 00:38:46.120 - I'm scared of whatever took that poop. - But why, though? 423 00:38:46.200 --> 00:38:48.490 Because only huge, scary things take poops that big. 424 00:38:48.577 --> 00:38:51.077 So what? Everything poops. 425 00:38:51.163 --> 00:38:54.213 Yes, but if it finds us, it will eat us 426 00:38:54.333 --> 00:38:57.882 and push us out its butt and turn us into poop. 427 00:39:01.841 --> 00:39:03.091 Aah! Manny, run! 428 00:39:06.220 --> 00:39:08.100 Hank! 429 00:39:08.180 --> 00:39:10.890 Why are we moving so fast? 430 00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:26.779 What... 431 00:39:28.117 --> 00:39:29.537 Raah! 432 00:39:42.131 --> 00:39:43.381 Wow. 433 00:39:45.509 --> 00:39:46.759 Hank. 434 00:39:48.054 --> 00:39:49.724 What am I looking at? 435 00:39:51.515 --> 00:39:54.885 That's a... a phone. 436 00:39:54.977 --> 00:39:56.807 Phone is beautiful. 437 00:39:56.896 --> 00:40:01.396 No, no, no, no, no. That's just a picture of a girl on a phone. 438 00:40:01.484 --> 00:40:05.449 What? Where'd it go? What are you doing? What are you doing? 439 00:40:05.529 --> 00:40:08.414 - We should turn it off to save power. - No. But it's mine. 440 00:40:09.408 --> 00:40:11.408 Manny... 441 00:40:12.453 --> 00:40:15.209 The phone is on low battery with no signal. 442 00:40:15.289 --> 00:40:18.379 We've gotta turn it off so we can find help once we're closer to home. 443 00:40:18.459 --> 00:40:22.709 I have a lot of questions about all the things you just said. 444 00:40:24.965 --> 00:40:26.585 Just trust me. 445 00:40:26.675 --> 00:40:27.965 Hmm? 446 00:40:32.640 --> 00:40:34.600 Just trust me. 447 00:40:47.613 --> 00:40:48.863 Fuck. 448 00:41:05.089 --> 00:41:08.009 Can I look at her again? 449 00:41:19.645 --> 00:41:22.605 Can I see her again? 450 00:41:40.875 --> 00:41:42.785 Now can I see her? 451 00:41:44.003 --> 00:41:45.253 Please? 452 00:41:53.053 --> 00:41:55.059 Maybe... 453 00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.809 Maybe you could dress up, like before, 454 00:41:59.894 --> 00:42:02.774 so I could remember? 455 00:42:04.440 --> 00:42:06.150 Dress up? 456 00:42:06.233 --> 00:42:09.323 No, Manny, we need to find food. 457 00:42:09.403 --> 00:42:12.493 We need to get out of here, or else I'm going to die. 458 00:42:12.573 --> 00:42:15.203 But we've tried all of those things. 459 00:42:15.284 --> 00:42:18.624 Hank, what if I knew her? 460 00:42:18.704 --> 00:42:21.752 Maybe she's my friend, 461 00:42:21.832 --> 00:42:26.382 or my girlfriend or my wife. 462 00:42:26.462 --> 00:42:30.592 It's like you said, love is bringing me back to life. 463 00:42:30.674 --> 00:42:33.844 I'm your multipurpose tool guy. 464 00:42:35.846 --> 00:42:37.096 That sounds really... 465 00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:51.700 Stupid. 466 00:42:52.863 --> 00:42:56.453 Hurry, before you starve and die. 467 00:43:05.459 --> 00:43:08.419 - Oh, my God. - I'm sorry. 468 00:43:08.504 --> 00:43:09.964 You look beautiful. 469 00:43:11.590 --> 00:43:13.720 You think I look beautiful? 470 00:43:13.801 --> 00:43:16.140 Of course I do. 471 00:43:16.220 --> 00:43:18.470 No, I... Really? 472 00:43:20.432 --> 00:43:21.682 Well, is it working? 473 00:43:21.767 --> 00:43:23.387 Are... Are you remembering anything? 474 00:43:23.477 --> 00:43:25.597 Uh... 475 00:43:25.688 --> 00:43:27.608 yeah. 476 00:43:30.276 --> 00:43:33.146 What's my name? 477 00:43:33.237 --> 00:43:36.907 Laura... 478 00:43:38.492 --> 00:43:40.831 - Dern? - Manny! 479 00:43:40.911 --> 00:43:44.331 Oh, no! Hank, I'm so sorry. Please, let me try again. 480 00:43:44.415 --> 00:43:46.170 Do you have any idea what people back at home would think 481 00:43:46.250 --> 00:43:48.631 - if they saw me dressed like this? - Oh, but let me try one more time. 482 00:43:48.711 --> 00:43:51.091 Hank, please. 483 00:43:52.631 --> 00:43:56.590 But now that I've seen her, I can't get her out of my head, 484 00:43:56.677 --> 00:44:01.097 and I don't know if that's a thing that happens or if I'm just weird, 485 00:44:01.181 --> 00:44:04.601 but something tells me she is the one I'm supposed to bump into 486 00:44:04.685 --> 00:44:06.305 and spend the rest of my life with, 487 00:44:06.395 --> 00:44:09.265 and maybe if we can just find a way for me to remember her, 488 00:44:09.356 --> 00:44:11.566 then, bam, it'll all come rushing back to me, 489 00:44:11.650 --> 00:44:15.990 and the hairs on the back of my neck will stand up, and I can save you. 490 00:44:20.409 --> 00:44:22.579 Wow. That talking was good. 491 00:44:22.661 --> 00:44:24.871 Yeah. See? It's working already. 492 00:44:24.955 --> 00:44:27.455 What are you doing? 493 00:44:27.541 --> 00:44:29.541 I'm singing a song so you won't overthink things. 494 00:45:07.623 --> 00:45:08.923 Well? 495 00:45:09.917 --> 00:45:11.587 Uh... 496 00:45:11.710 --> 00:45:13.340 What should I do now? 497 00:45:15.631 --> 00:45:16.921 Um... 498 00:45:17.007 --> 00:45:18.507 okay, maybe you talk to her. 499 00:45:18.592 --> 00:45:20.180 What do I talk about? 500 00:45:20.260 --> 00:45:22.930 Just, you know, whatever comes naturally. 501 00:45:26.809 --> 00:45:28.349 Hello. 502 00:45:29.770 --> 00:45:31.650 I don't know why, 503 00:45:31.730 --> 00:45:36.610 but I have this sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth. 504 00:45:36.735 --> 00:45:39.105 Okay, that's called kissing, but you can't do that yet. 505 00:45:39.196 --> 00:45:40.446 That's too fast. 506 00:45:40.531 --> 00:45:41.781 Oh. Uh... 507 00:45:41.865 --> 00:45:44.195 How 'bout if I put my penis in you? 508 00:45:44.284 --> 00:45:46.664 - That's even worse. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 509 00:45:46.745 --> 00:45:49.872 What about if I just did the tip, like, just the very beginning... 510 00:45:49.957 --> 00:45:53.247 Okay, Manny, it's not about sex. Okay? It's... 511 00:46:06.306 --> 00:46:08.386 Okay. 512 00:46:09.852 --> 00:46:11.899 Okay. 513 00:46:11.979 --> 00:46:13.229 Welcome to the bus. 514 00:46:13.313 --> 00:46:17.363 This is how people like us get places if we're too poor to drive ourselves. 515 00:46:19.987 --> 00:46:21.447 Oh, yeah. 516 00:46:21.530 --> 00:46:23.070 There are other people. 517 00:46:23.157 --> 00:46:24.617 Yeah. 518 00:46:27.494 --> 00:46:29.874 Hello. Hello, everybody. 519 00:46:29.955 --> 00:46:32.535 Buses are for people who don't know each other. 520 00:46:32.624 --> 00:46:34.630 They read books. They listen to music. 521 00:46:34.710 --> 00:46:36.507 - And we all sing songs together, right? - No! 522 00:46:36.587 --> 00:46:38.467 No, no, no, the other people will stare at you if you sing, 523 00:46:38.547 --> 00:46:40.087 so you listen to your own music. 524 00:46:40.174 --> 00:46:41.934 - Oh. - Here. 525 00:46:43.886 --> 00:46:45.846 # If it hadn't been # 526 00:46:45.929 --> 00:46:50.229 # For Cotton Eye Joe # 527 00:46:50.309 --> 00:46:53.849 # I'd be married # 528 00:46:53.937 --> 00:46:56.897 # A long time ago... # 529 00:46:56.982 --> 00:46:59.071 As you listen... 530 00:46:59.151 --> 00:47:01.861 stare out the window. 531 00:47:01.945 --> 00:47:05.315 Oh. And I watch the world go by. 532 00:47:05.407 --> 00:47:09.037 # Wasn't for Cotton Eye # 533 00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:12.329 # Cotton Eye Joe... # 534 00:47:12.414 --> 00:47:15.212 So this is it. 535 00:47:15.292 --> 00:47:18.712 This is the life I've forgotten. 536 00:47:20.214 --> 00:47:22.761 Oh, when I get back home, 537 00:47:22.841 --> 00:47:27.221 I am gonna ride the bus every day. 538 00:47:27.304 --> 00:47:30.269 Manny, this is just the beginning. 539 00:47:30.349 --> 00:47:33.599 Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, 540 00:47:33.685 --> 00:47:35.345 hoping you'll see her again. 541 00:47:39.566 --> 00:47:41.276 Oh, my God. 542 00:47:57.376 --> 00:48:00.416 She smiles, 543 00:48:00.504 --> 00:48:03.594 and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. 544 00:48:04.716 --> 00:48:09.046 Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. 545 00:48:09.137 --> 00:48:12.467 You feel like the luckiest man in the world. 546 00:48:12.558 --> 00:48:15.438 She sits alone, just like every other day, 547 00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:17.399 and looks out the window lost in her thoughts. 548 00:48:17.479 --> 00:48:21.019 You know that look. She's just as alone as you are. 549 00:48:21.108 --> 00:48:25.318 But she doesn't have to be. You could talk to her. 550 00:48:25.404 --> 00:48:30.120 Tell her you'd love to sit next to her today and every other day, 551 00:48:30.200 --> 00:48:34.249 because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone. 552 00:48:34.329 --> 00:48:35.869 I want this to stop. 553 00:48:35.956 --> 00:48:37.496 - It's not working? - No. 554 00:48:37.583 --> 00:48:38.962 She's too beautiful. 555 00:48:39.042 --> 00:48:41.298 I can't talk to her now. 556 00:48:41.378 --> 00:48:43.758 What if I say something stupid? I'll just wanna die. 557 00:48:43.839 --> 00:48:47.429 She's right there. You're not gonna do anything? 558 00:48:48.677 --> 00:48:51.177 What would you do? 559 00:48:51.263 --> 00:48:53.273 I would... 560 00:48:54.766 --> 00:48:58.186 I would probably wait, 561 00:48:58.270 --> 00:49:01.440 and watch her get off the bus 562 00:49:01.523 --> 00:49:05.693 and go home and eat a whole box of pizza by myself. 563 00:49:08.447 --> 00:49:12.027 Manny, I should tell you the truth. I'm not really good at this stuff. 564 00:49:13.118 --> 00:49:15.618 Oh, right. Nobody loves you. 565 00:49:29.551 --> 00:49:31.011 Try these on. 566 00:49:32.012 --> 00:49:33.762 My eyeballs can't see as well. 567 00:49:33.847 --> 00:49:36.637 But you look mysterious, and girls like mysterious. 568 00:49:36.725 --> 00:49:39.435 - You feel cool, right? - I guess. 569 00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:42.439 - You look cool. - Oh! What are you doing? 570 00:49:42.522 --> 00:49:44.319 All you have to do is talk to her. 571 00:49:44.399 --> 00:49:45.979 - I believe in you. - Whoa! 572 00:50:01.500 --> 00:50:03.460 Are you sitting alone? 573 00:50:04.878 --> 00:50:08.088 - Yeah. - So you're a freak. 574 00:50:08.173 --> 00:50:09.843 What? 575 00:50:11.593 --> 00:50:13.223 Now you're not. 576 00:50:15.472 --> 00:50:17.392 So what are you listening to? 577 00:50:17.474 --> 00:50:19.734 It's a song I wrote for you. 578 00:50:35.367 --> 00:50:37.657 - Hank? - Hmm? 579 00:50:37.744 --> 00:50:40.254 Pick up my hand. 580 00:50:41.581 --> 00:50:44.041 Okay, now put it on her hand. 581 00:50:51.466 --> 00:50:54.386 Okay. I wanna look at her. 582 00:50:59.891 --> 00:51:01.771 My name is Manny. 583 00:51:04.896 --> 00:51:06.646 My name is S... 584 00:51:08.942 --> 00:51:11.112 Sarah. 585 00:51:11.194 --> 00:51:12.532 Sarah. 586 00:51:12.612 --> 00:51:14.362 That's her name? 587 00:51:14.448 --> 00:51:16.028 Sarah Johnson. 588 00:51:16.116 --> 00:51:18.536 - Sarah Johnson? - Yeah, Sarah Johnson. 589 00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:21.580 Manny, your face. 590 00:51:21.663 --> 00:51:23.833 Oh, this is what I look like when I'm happy. 591 00:51:23.915 --> 00:51:26.075 We have to get home, Hank. 592 00:51:26.168 --> 00:51:28.798 We have to get home, so I can find Sarah 593 00:51:28.879 --> 00:51:30.509 and have twins with her and work two jobs 594 00:51:30.589 --> 00:51:31.919 - and grow old. - Manny, my hand. 595 00:51:39.681 --> 00:51:41.561 Manny, help me get home. 596 00:51:50.734 --> 00:51:53.198 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 597 00:51:53.278 --> 00:51:55.568 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 598 00:51:55.655 --> 00:51:57.775 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 599 00:51:57.866 --> 00:51:59.826 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 600 00:51:59.910 --> 00:52:02.540 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 601 00:52:02.621 --> 00:52:04.918 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 602 00:52:04.998 --> 00:52:07.248 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 603 00:52:07.334 --> 00:52:09.339 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn # 604 00:52:25.560 --> 00:52:26.940 Wow. 605 00:52:27.938 --> 00:52:30.478 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 606 00:52:30.565 --> 00:52:32.605 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 607 00:52:32.692 --> 00:52:35.072 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 608 00:52:35.153 --> 00:52:37.242 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 609 00:52:37.322 --> 00:52:39.369 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 610 00:52:39.449 --> 00:52:41.829 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 611 00:52:41.910 --> 00:52:43.999 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 612 00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:46.919 # Bah bah bah, bah bah bah # 613 00:53:00.345 --> 00:53:02.135 # Now we killed a raccoon # 614 00:53:02.222 --> 00:53:04.311 # We are using your body like it's a machine gun # 615 00:53:04.391 --> 00:53:06.521 # Now we are shooting some fish # 616 00:53:06.601 --> 00:53:07.851 # Our friendship is blossoming # 617 00:53:07.936 --> 00:53:09.766 # Let's eat the stuff we killed # 618 00:53:09.855 --> 00:53:11.765 # Now we started a fire # 619 00:53:11.857 --> 00:53:13.977 # I have to admit I'm enjoying your company # 620 00:53:14.067 --> 00:53:18.907 # Are we falling in love? # 621 00:53:18.989 --> 00:53:21.989 # All we ever needed 622 00:53:22.075 --> 00:53:28.075 # Is a montage # 623 00:53:31.293 --> 00:53:33.093 Oh. 624 00:53:35.255 --> 00:53:36.795 What was that? 625 00:53:45.056 --> 00:53:49.016 # True # 626 00:53:49.102 --> 00:53:54.152 # Friendship # 627 00:54:13.293 --> 00:54:14.543 Vodka. 628 00:54:15.921 --> 00:54:17.171 Let's have a party. 629 00:54:17.255 --> 00:54:19.465 Yeah. Let's invite everyone we know. 630 00:54:19.549 --> 00:54:24.049 Everyone! We're having a party! 631 00:54:55.001 --> 00:54:57.501 Manny, I need to tell you something. You... 632 00:54:57.587 --> 00:54:59.207 Whoo! Whoa! 633 00:55:00.632 --> 00:55:02.842 Little tipsy. 634 00:55:02.926 --> 00:55:04.966 Whoa. 635 00:55:07.305 --> 00:55:08.965 Sarah... 636 00:55:11.851 --> 00:55:14.441 I think you're the one. 637 00:55:15.689 --> 00:55:18.609 I've never been happier. 638 00:55:19.985 --> 00:55:22.815 Manny... look at me. 639 00:55:28.576 --> 00:55:31.616 The more you're gonna see of me, the more you're not gonna like me. 640 00:55:33.039 --> 00:55:34.709 It's diminishing returns and whatever. 641 00:55:36.876 --> 00:55:41.296 - Sarah, do you ever masturbate? - What? 642 00:55:41.381 --> 00:55:43.011 I have this friend called Hank 643 00:55:43.091 --> 00:55:46.931 and he won't masturbate, 'cause it makes him think about his mom. 644 00:55:47.012 --> 00:55:51.392 Manny, that... that was between us. 645 00:55:51.474 --> 00:55:54.274 No, listen. Sarah... 646 00:55:56.146 --> 00:55:57.766 Sarah. 647 00:56:05.947 --> 00:56:10.947 So, Hank's mom died when he was very, very little, 648 00:56:11.036 --> 00:56:15.246 and so it makes him upset to think about her. 649 00:56:15.373 --> 00:56:18.793 And so even though masturbation makes him happy, 650 00:56:18.877 --> 00:56:21.457 he won't do it. 651 00:56:21.546 --> 00:56:23.006 Okay. 652 00:56:23.089 --> 00:56:28.679 I don't know exactly what masturbation is or how it works, 653 00:56:28.762 --> 00:56:35.230 but I guess it probably feels a lot like the wind in your hair 654 00:56:35.310 --> 00:56:38.730 or driving really fast in a car 655 00:56:38.813 --> 00:56:42.193 or taking a bite out of your favorite food 656 00:56:42.275 --> 00:56:45.065 or dancing with your friends 657 00:56:45.153 --> 00:56:47.863 or singing your favorite song 658 00:56:47.947 --> 00:56:49.947 or riding the bus 659 00:56:50.033 --> 00:56:52.293 or looking out of windows. 660 00:56:52.410 --> 00:56:55.830 Now, why would you ever say no to that? 661 00:56:55.914 --> 00:57:00.464 I just think his mom would want him to be happy. 662 00:57:01.544 --> 00:57:03.133 Don't you? 663 00:57:03.213 --> 00:57:06.173 Yeah. I think so. 664 00:57:06.257 --> 00:57:11.177 And what would make you happy right now? 665 00:57:16.101 --> 00:57:17.441 Maybe... 666 00:57:24.275 --> 00:57:27.605 - I'm really drunk. - Oh, yeah. Me, too. 667 00:57:30.615 --> 00:57:33.945 - We should go to bed. - Yeah. 668 00:57:35.495 --> 00:57:40.535 Uh, Hank, will you just take my head out of the window? 669 00:57:44.754 --> 00:57:46.514 Thank you. 670 00:57:49.926 --> 00:57:51.506 Sleep well. 671 00:58:10.363 --> 00:58:12.823 Morning, Hank. 672 00:58:12.907 --> 00:58:14.527 How'd you sleep? 673 00:58:22.375 --> 00:58:23.835 It's late. 674 00:58:23.918 --> 00:58:25.918 Better get a move on. 675 00:59:01.080 --> 00:59:03.290 Hank, thanks to you, 676 00:59:03.374 --> 00:59:07.384 I'm gonna get to see her soon... for real. 677 00:59:31.069 --> 00:59:35.819 I have this feeling, and I don't know what to call it. 678 00:59:39.953 --> 00:59:43.373 It's like I feel like even though I'm on top of you right now, 679 00:59:43.456 --> 00:59:48.089 touching you physically, there's something stuck in between us. 680 00:59:48.169 --> 00:59:49.419 Whoa! 681 00:59:51.965 --> 00:59:54.795 I also feel like you have something to say, 682 00:59:54.884 --> 01:00:00.006 but you don't know what to say, and so neither of us is saying anything, 683 01:00:00.098 --> 01:00:02.638 and for some reason, I feel like this might go on forever. 684 01:00:02.725 --> 01:00:04.935 - Is that a thing? - No, it's not a thing. 685 01:00:05.019 --> 01:00:07.809 So no one's ever felt this way before? 686 01:00:07.897 --> 01:00:12.817 You might be the first one ever in the history of mankind. 687 01:00:12.902 --> 01:00:15.241 Oh. 688 01:00:15.321 --> 01:00:18.451 That has just made me have another feeling, and I... 689 01:00:18.533 --> 01:00:20.622 Manny, please, no more feelings right now. 690 01:00:27.667 --> 01:00:29.537 Oh, wow. 691 01:00:29.627 --> 01:00:31.667 Oh, wow. 692 01:00:31.754 --> 01:00:35.470 Oh, Hank, I think... I think I'm feeling fear. 693 01:00:35.550 --> 01:00:36.800 Not now, Manny. 694 01:00:36.884 --> 01:00:38.344 No, really, I'm scared. 695 01:00:38.428 --> 01:00:43.058 I'm scared, 'cause I think if I die, I might really miss you. 696 01:00:44.100 --> 01:00:47.020 Oh, you're the worst. 697 01:02:16.275 --> 01:02:20.655 # Heartless # 698 01:02:20.738 --> 01:02:26.038 # How were you heartless? # 699 01:02:26.119 --> 01:02:31.459 # I saw your sadness # 700 01:02:31.541 --> 01:02:37.961 # And made it my own # 701 01:02:39.215 --> 01:02:41.215 # Crazy # # Tell me if you don't mind # 702 01:02:41.300 --> 01:02:44.430 # The immediate wonder, the fatal attraction # 703 01:02:44.512 --> 01:02:47.518 # Totally crazy # # Told you to run like the wind # 704 01:02:47.598 --> 01:02:49.348 # We've gotta depend on each other # 705 01:02:49.434 --> 01:02:53.483 - # We're fucking crazy # - # I want to climb in your brain # 706 01:02:53.563 --> 01:02:55.401 # Devour the webbing, and know your opinions # 707 01:02:55.481 --> 01:02:59.071 - # We won't ever stop # - # But you're still afraid of the shame # 708 01:02:59.152 --> 01:03:01.902 # I promise I'll fix it, it's all for a reason # 709 01:03:01.988 --> 01:03:04.408 # You just have to remember # 710 01:03:04.490 --> 01:03:07.030 # That we're all here for a purpose # 711 01:03:07.118 --> 01:03:10.458 # And the universe picks its time # 712 01:03:10.538 --> 01:03:13.538 # Everything, everywhere matters to everything # 713 01:03:13.624 --> 01:03:16.464 # Everything, everywhere matters to everything # 714 01:03:16.544 --> 01:03:19.133 # Everything, everywhere matters to everything... # 715 01:03:19.213 --> 01:03:24.053 Are you excited to see everyone when you get home? 716 01:03:24.135 --> 01:03:26.215 Yeah, I guess. 717 01:03:26.304 --> 01:03:28.474 You'll be able to see your dad. 718 01:03:28.556 --> 01:03:31.136 Yeah, he's probably been wondering where you are. 719 01:03:31.225 --> 01:03:34.475 Well, we haven't really kept up. 720 01:03:34.562 --> 01:03:38.152 I mean, we tried the whole calling each other on our birthdays thing, 721 01:03:38.232 --> 01:03:41.572 but, you know, that eventually went away. 722 01:03:41.652 --> 01:03:43.152 Why? What happened? 723 01:03:44.447 --> 01:03:48.117 Well, a few years back, he forgot to call. 724 01:03:48.201 --> 01:03:53.209 He didn't really know how to say sorry, but I could tell he felt bad, 725 01:03:53.289 --> 01:03:57.338 so I taught him how to set up an automated birthday e-card. 726 01:03:57.418 --> 01:03:59.878 That's like a letter you get on your phone. 727 01:03:59.962 --> 01:04:02.552 It automatically sends me a birthday card every year, 728 01:04:02.632 --> 01:04:04.552 so that way, he'll never forget. 729 01:04:04.634 --> 01:04:09.223 I mean, I always forgot his as well, so I set one up, too. 730 01:04:09.305 --> 01:04:12.925 Wow. I wonder if my dad and I did that, too. 731 01:04:13.017 --> 01:04:15.977 I hope I sent him an automated card every day. 732 01:04:16.062 --> 01:04:18.151 It's nothing special. 733 01:04:18.231 --> 01:04:19.691 If I died out here, 734 01:04:19.774 --> 01:04:23.614 some website would send him a birthday card every year for the rest of his life. 735 01:04:23.694 --> 01:04:25.864 He probably wouldn't even know I was gone. 736 01:04:25.947 --> 01:04:27.697 Well, that's not true. He cares about you. 737 01:04:27.782 --> 01:04:29.032 Yeah. 738 01:04:30.201 --> 01:04:31.451 Yeah, he's my dad. 739 01:04:31.536 --> 01:04:33.906 But he just doesn't... 740 01:04:33.996 --> 01:04:36.826 I mean, he ought to show it sometimes. 741 01:04:36.916 --> 01:04:39.246 Why wouldn't he want to show that? 742 01:04:41.462 --> 01:04:44.802 Neither of us were good at talking. 743 01:04:44.882 --> 01:04:48.681 Sometimes it's hard for people to show how they feel. 744 01:04:48.761 --> 01:04:50.558 That's retarded. 745 01:04:50.638 --> 01:04:53.218 - Manny, don't use that word. - When I get back home, 746 01:04:53.307 --> 01:04:57.187 I'm gonna show Sarah how much I care about her every single day. 747 01:04:57.270 --> 01:05:00.359 Whenever she wants, she's thirsty or whatever, she can drink my spit, 748 01:05:00.439 --> 01:05:03.689 and then she can ride my gas to wherever she wants to go. 749 01:05:03.776 --> 01:05:06.276 You can't use your gas in front of other people. 750 01:05:06.362 --> 01:05:08.032 What? Why not? 751 01:05:08.114 --> 01:05:10.369 Because it's weird. 752 01:05:10.449 --> 01:05:12.699 People don't like other people's farts. 753 01:05:14.120 --> 01:05:17.120 Is that why you don't fart in front of me? 754 01:05:17.206 --> 01:05:19.126 No. I just... 755 01:05:19.208 --> 01:05:23.088 like to do it alone or hold it in. 756 01:05:23.170 --> 01:05:25.090 That's what you're supposed to do. 757 01:05:25.172 --> 01:05:27.132 That's so sad. 758 01:05:28.384 --> 01:05:30.304 That's so sad! 759 01:05:30.386 --> 01:05:32.846 What are we even going back home for? 760 01:05:32.930 --> 01:05:36.229 It sounds like you're not allowed to do anything back there. 761 01:05:36.309 --> 01:05:38.809 Yeah. 762 01:05:38.936 --> 01:05:42.476 Maybe we should just stay out here. 763 01:05:42.565 --> 01:05:44.395 And never go home? 764 01:05:46.193 --> 01:05:47.949 This'll be our home. 765 01:05:48.029 --> 01:05:51.779 We could make our own rules and do whatever we want to. 766 01:05:51.866 --> 01:05:53.486 Ah, we could start a band. 767 01:05:53.576 --> 01:05:56.036 And we could build a house in the trees. 768 01:05:56.120 --> 01:05:58.330 Yeah, with a home movie theater system. 769 01:05:58.414 --> 01:05:59.752 And a recording studio. 770 01:05:59.832 --> 01:06:01.629 Yeah, we could sing songs as loud as we want. 771 01:06:01.709 --> 01:06:03.339 - Yeah! - Yeah! 772 01:06:03.419 --> 01:06:04.749 Yeah. 773 01:06:04.837 --> 01:06:07.547 - Yeah, you and me. - Yeah. Heh. 774 01:06:15.097 --> 01:06:16.967 I have to pee. 775 01:06:50.675 --> 01:06:53.835 # I'm sitting on this rock # 776 01:06:53.928 --> 01:06:56.678 # Such a comfy rock # 777 01:06:56.764 --> 01:07:01.564 # Hank's gone to pee # 778 01:07:01.644 --> 01:07:04.609 # It is so nice here # 779 01:07:04.689 --> 01:07:07.689 # Nice and dark and warm # 780 01:07:07.775 --> 01:07:09.685 # Hank's gone... # 781 01:07:50.359 --> 01:07:52.489 Manny, I have something amazing to show you, 782 01:07:52.570 --> 01:07:54.075 but I need to tell you something first. 783 01:07:54.155 --> 01:07:55.865 Hank, I have something to say to you, too. 784 01:07:55.948 --> 01:07:57.448 No, I need to go first. 785 01:07:57.533 --> 01:08:00.748 Look... I needed you to help me get home, 786 01:08:00.828 --> 01:08:04.578 and then one thing led to another, and then suddenly I had a friend, 787 01:08:04.665 --> 01:08:07.455 and I was too scared to tell you the truth, 788 01:08:07.543 --> 01:08:11.258 but this is my phone, Manny, not yours. 789 01:08:11.338 --> 01:08:13.508 And Sarah... 790 01:08:13.591 --> 01:08:17.341 is a girl I saw on the bus every day, 791 01:08:17.428 --> 01:08:19.678 but I never had the courage to even talk to her. 792 01:08:19.764 --> 01:08:23.020 I didn't think someone like her would ever wanna be with me. 793 01:08:23.100 --> 01:08:25.189 I didn't even wanna be with me. 794 01:08:25.269 --> 01:08:26.519 Eventually... 795 01:08:26.604 --> 01:08:27.984 What? 796 01:08:28.105 --> 01:08:29.777 Yeah, that's what I wanted to tell you, Hank. 797 01:08:29.857 --> 01:08:31.570 There's a giant raccoon, and it's eating our food. 798 01:08:31.650 --> 01:08:32.690 Shh. 799 01:08:40.493 --> 01:08:43.413 What were you saying about Sarah? 800 01:08:50.544 --> 01:08:51.804 Sarah. 801 01:08:54.298 --> 01:08:55.548 Manny. 802 01:08:55.633 --> 01:08:58.723 Manny. Manny! 803 01:08:59.929 --> 01:09:01.559 Down. 804 01:09:04.058 --> 01:09:06.058 What was Sarah doing with that guy? 805 01:09:06.143 --> 01:09:08.523 That's her real life. Can we talk about it later? 806 01:09:10.356 --> 01:09:12.476 She was never even mine? 807 01:09:12.566 --> 01:09:14.236 Why didn't you tell me? 808 01:09:14.318 --> 01:09:16.568 I wanted to. 809 01:09:16.654 --> 01:09:18.114 I was too embarrassed. 810 01:09:20.241 --> 01:09:22.411 Embarrassed? 811 01:09:23.953 --> 01:09:25.873 You made me think I was in love with someone 812 01:09:25.955 --> 01:09:27.865 who never even knew I existed, 813 01:09:27.957 --> 01:09:31.497 but I'm just a lonely, loser weirdo, really? 814 01:09:32.586 --> 01:09:34.206 We don't need her anymore! 815 01:09:38.050 --> 01:09:40.760 We got each other! 816 01:09:42.930 --> 01:09:45.180 Shit, shit, shit. 817 01:09:51.063 --> 01:09:52.443 Wow. 818 01:09:58.279 --> 01:09:59.529 Oof! 819 01:10:07.037 --> 01:10:08.287 Look. 820 01:10:14.211 --> 01:10:15.461 Hey! 821 01:10:15.546 --> 01:10:18.006 Hey! Look over here! Please help us! 822 01:10:18.090 --> 01:10:19.470 What is this? 823 01:10:19.550 --> 01:10:21.138 Those are cars, Manny. If we can get down... 824 01:10:21.218 --> 01:10:24.138 I know those are fucking cars. I'm talking about life. 825 01:10:25.306 --> 01:10:27.266 What is life? 826 01:10:27.349 --> 01:10:29.769 Manny... 827 01:10:29.852 --> 01:10:32.562 what is that flashing in my head? It... 828 01:10:32.646 --> 01:10:35.106 Are you crying? 829 01:10:36.650 --> 01:10:39.490 I don't know. Is this crying? 830 01:10:39.570 --> 01:10:41.860 I don't like it. 831 01:10:41.947 --> 01:10:45.117 It's wet and uncomfortable, 832 01:10:45.242 --> 01:10:48.249 and, oh, God, why am I shaking now? 833 01:10:48.329 --> 01:10:50.539 Just breathe. This is normal. 834 01:10:50.623 --> 01:10:53.503 Just try to think about happy thoughts. 835 01:10:53.584 --> 01:10:55.422 I'm... 836 01:10:55.502 --> 01:10:58.632 Manny, whatever you are doing, please stop. 837 01:10:58.714 --> 01:11:00.634 I'm... I'm just thinking. 838 01:11:00.716 --> 01:11:03.006 - Well, stop thinking. - I can't help it. 839 01:11:04.053 --> 01:11:08.352 This is a thought, and this is a thought, 840 01:11:08.432 --> 01:11:09.979 and this is a thought, 841 01:11:10.059 --> 01:11:13.439 thought, thought, thought. 842 01:11:14.647 --> 01:11:16.647 These are all thoughts, 843 01:11:16.732 --> 01:11:20.030 and sometimes thoughts become other thoughts. 844 01:11:23.656 --> 01:11:26.736 Thoughts like, if my best friend keeps his farts from me... 845 01:11:34.583 --> 01:11:36.673 ...what else is he hiding from me? 846 01:11:40.798 --> 01:11:44.008 And why does that thought make me feel so alone? 847 01:11:44.093 --> 01:11:46.973 Manny, we have to try to think about something else. 848 01:11:47.054 --> 01:11:49.560 It's not healthy to fixate on these things. 849 01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:52.140 I just had a thought about a thought. 850 01:11:52.226 --> 01:11:57.816 How do you hide your thoughts, and why do we have to hide everything? 851 01:12:00.484 --> 01:12:04.241 Manny, this is just another power your body has. 852 01:12:04.321 --> 01:12:05.821 You can learn to control it. 853 01:12:05.906 --> 01:12:08.446 So I guess my brain is just weird, too? 854 01:12:10.327 --> 01:12:13.247 What do you do with thoughts like this? 855 01:12:13.330 --> 01:12:14.870 I used to lie there. 856 01:12:16.375 --> 01:12:20.165 I used to be empty, and then you came along. 857 01:12:21.588 --> 01:12:23.918 And I don't want this anymore. 858 01:12:25.467 --> 01:12:28.797 Manny, please. I'm going to die. 859 01:12:28.887 --> 01:12:32.807 We're gonna die. That's a thought. 860 01:12:32.891 --> 01:12:35.561 Everybody dies. 861 01:12:35.644 --> 01:12:40.194 I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, 862 01:12:40.274 --> 01:12:42.484 but I wish I was dead again. 863 01:12:43.527 --> 01:12:44.777 No, Manny. 864 01:12:49.241 --> 01:12:51.201 I understand. 865 01:13:15.434 --> 01:13:18.190 So I guess you're gonna die now. 866 01:13:18.270 --> 01:13:20.980 It really feels like it's my fault. 867 01:13:21.065 --> 01:13:23.395 No, Manny. It's not your fault. 868 01:13:23.484 --> 01:13:26.154 I probably would have done it myself eventually. 869 01:13:26.236 --> 01:13:30.866 God knows I've tried, but there was always something there, 870 01:13:30.949 --> 01:13:36.409 some thought that was beautiful enough to keep me going. 871 01:13:36.497 --> 01:13:40.127 Maybe that's just something the brain invents to survive. 872 01:13:40.209 --> 01:13:44.589 Yeah. Like maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact 873 01:13:44.671 --> 01:13:47.171 that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking 874 01:13:47.257 --> 01:13:51.507 and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping... 875 01:13:51.595 --> 01:13:53.755 and then you're gonna shit yourself. 876 01:13:53.847 --> 01:13:56.517 - And that's it. - No. 877 01:13:56.600 --> 01:13:59.020 No, that's not it. 878 01:13:59.103 --> 01:14:02.523 Because then my organs are going to shit themselves. 879 01:14:02.606 --> 01:14:04.436 And then your cells will shit themselves, 880 01:14:04.525 --> 01:14:08.145 and then all your shit's gonna get mixed in with everyone else's shit 881 01:14:08.237 --> 01:14:11.657 till there's nothing left of you, and then that's it. 882 01:14:11.740 --> 01:14:13.030 I don't know, man. 883 01:14:13.117 --> 01:14:17.290 That sounds kind of nice, everyone's shit mixing, 884 01:14:17.371 --> 01:14:19.621 because then someday some of your shit 885 01:14:19.706 --> 01:14:23.746 is gonna meet up with some of my shit, 886 01:14:23.836 --> 01:14:27.086 and we'll have something to look forward to, you know? 887 01:14:27.172 --> 01:14:29.342 You're disgusting. 888 01:15:03.500 --> 01:15:05.210 Manny. 889 01:16:14.446 --> 01:16:17.066 Manny, you idiot. 890 01:16:17.157 --> 01:16:19.077 You dumb idiot. 891 01:16:26.041 --> 01:16:27.421 Oh, you look like shit. 892 01:16:27.501 --> 01:16:31.341 Ah, yeah. Yeah. So do you. 893 01:16:32.965 --> 01:16:35.045 Thank you. 894 01:16:35.133 --> 01:16:36.593 Hey... 895 01:16:36.677 --> 01:16:38.097 Hank. 896 01:16:38.178 --> 01:16:40.508 Hank. 897 01:17:02.452 --> 01:17:05.292 Wow. There she is. 898 01:17:14.381 --> 01:17:16.091 Oh, shit. 899 01:17:16.174 --> 01:17:18.972 No, Manny, shh! Manny, stop singing! 900 01:17:19.052 --> 01:17:21.182 - Manny! No! - Hank, what are you doing? 901 01:17:21.263 --> 01:17:22.601 - This is home. - No! 902 01:17:22.681 --> 01:17:24.353 This is what we've been fighting for, right? 903 01:17:24.433 --> 01:17:26.813 No! No. Oh, come on... 904 01:17:26.893 --> 01:17:28.982 - Manny, this is a bad idea! - No, it's a great idea. 905 01:17:29.062 --> 01:17:32.822 Manny, let go of me! 906 01:17:34.651 --> 01:17:36.821 Maybe you could finally talk to her, Hank. 907 01:17:36.903 --> 01:17:40.243 You can finally show her all the things we built for her and sing her the songs... 908 01:17:40.324 --> 01:17:43.038 Manny! Shut up! You don't know the real world, Manny. 909 01:17:43.118 --> 01:17:44.957 What if they meet you and they don't see what I see? 910 01:17:45.037 --> 01:17:46.617 What if they don't... 911 01:17:46.705 --> 01:17:48.825 That's stupid. 912 01:17:54.379 --> 01:17:58.929 From the first day we met, you've been pushing me and poking me, 913 01:17:59.009 --> 01:18:01.259 making me spit, making me cry. 914 01:18:01.345 --> 01:18:03.055 Manny! 915 01:18:03.138 --> 01:18:05.468 How come I never get to see you do any of those things? 916 01:18:05.557 --> 01:18:06.807 Because I'm scared. 917 01:18:06.892 --> 01:18:08.562 Okay? 918 01:18:08.685 --> 01:18:13.265 Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person. 919 01:18:15.609 --> 01:18:18.069 But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. 920 01:18:18.153 --> 01:18:21.410 Yeah, maybe we're all just ugly, dying sacks of shit, 921 01:18:21.490 --> 01:18:25.038 and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, 922 01:18:25.118 --> 01:18:28.958 and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, 923 01:18:29.039 --> 01:18:32.379 and everyone will feel a little bit less alone. 924 01:18:32.459 --> 01:18:35.339 Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds. 925 01:18:35.420 --> 01:18:36.710 Hello. 926 01:18:44.721 --> 01:18:47.521 Are you dressed up for Halloween? 927 01:18:48.892 --> 01:18:51.398 No. Uh... 928 01:18:51.478 --> 01:18:55.108 No, we're just a little dirty and tired. 929 01:18:55.190 --> 01:18:57.279 What's wrong with your face? 930 01:18:57.359 --> 01:19:00.239 Nothing. We just need some help. 931 01:19:03.031 --> 01:19:07.080 My name's Manny, and this is my best friend Hank. 932 01:19:07.160 --> 01:19:10.500 I used to be dead, but then he brought me back to life, 933 01:19:10.580 --> 01:19:14.080 and we were lost out there in the woods for a very long time, 934 01:19:14.167 --> 01:19:17.127 but we survived, because I have special powers. 935 01:19:17.212 --> 01:19:19.422 Manny. 936 01:19:22.175 --> 01:19:24.215 Manny. 937 01:19:24.302 --> 01:19:25.972 - That's gross. - No. 938 01:19:26.054 --> 01:19:28.854 No, it's not gross. 939 01:19:34.771 --> 01:19:35.981 God, no. 940 01:19:36.064 --> 01:19:37.361 Don't be afraid. 941 01:19:37.441 --> 01:19:38.904 Don't be afraid. It's okay. 942 01:19:38.984 --> 01:19:41.614 I'm scary, Hank. I guess I was wrong. 943 01:19:41.695 --> 01:19:43.235 I am weird. 944 01:19:43.321 --> 01:19:46.201 Manny, don't say that. She just doesn't understand. 945 01:19:46.283 --> 01:19:48.493 Crissie? 946 01:19:51.538 --> 01:19:53.038 What is it? 947 01:20:00.172 --> 01:20:02.232 Crissie? 948 01:20:02.716 --> 01:20:03.966 Crissie, get inside. 949 01:20:06.970 --> 01:20:09.430 Who are you? What are you doing in my backyard? 950 01:20:14.436 --> 01:20:17.396 He's Manny. He used to be dead. 951 01:20:17.481 --> 01:20:19.861 Crissie, let Mommy talk, okay? 952 01:20:19.941 --> 01:20:22.030 He was lost in the woods. He needs help. 953 01:20:22.110 --> 01:20:23.360 What? 954 01:20:24.821 --> 01:20:26.531 Is that true? 955 01:20:29.493 --> 01:20:31.663 You okay? 956 01:20:39.669 --> 01:20:42.259 Just wait here. 957 01:20:49.888 --> 01:20:53.388 Hey. Hey. 958 01:20:53.475 --> 01:20:56.015 See that? That wasn't so bad. 959 01:20:56.102 --> 01:20:59.109 Did you see the way she looked at me? 960 01:20:59.189 --> 01:21:00.819 I'm not very good at this. 961 01:21:00.899 --> 01:21:05.529 No. No, hey, bud, you're the best at this. Okay? 962 01:21:05.612 --> 01:21:07.162 I'm sorry, Hank. 963 01:21:09.491 --> 01:21:12.371 Hey, Manny. Manny, don't be stupid. 964 01:21:12.452 --> 01:21:17.292 Please don't tell Sarah how much I loved her. 965 01:21:19.084 --> 01:21:20.344 Manny. 966 01:21:21.419 --> 01:21:23.549 Manny. 967 01:21:23.630 --> 01:21:25.050 Hey. 968 01:21:25.131 --> 01:21:27.429 Hey. Manny. 969 01:21:27.509 --> 01:21:30.679 Manny. Manny. 970 01:21:30.762 --> 01:21:32.892 Manny. 971 01:21:32.973 --> 01:21:36.183 Here. Come sit down, okay? 972 01:21:36.268 --> 01:21:37.558 I called for help. 973 01:21:42.023 --> 01:21:43.443 Come on. 974 01:22:14.556 --> 01:22:16.886 This is some fucked-up shit. 975 01:22:16.975 --> 01:22:19.345 You really think he just found the body? 976 01:22:19.436 --> 01:22:21.726 The abrasions seem to have happened postmortem, 977 01:22:21.813 --> 01:22:27.489 and discoloration on the abdomen tells me he's probably a bridge jumper. 978 01:22:27.569 --> 01:22:29.783 We find their bodies washed up on the beach all the time. 979 01:22:29.863 --> 01:22:32.493 That must be where he found him, so actually checks out. 980 01:22:32.574 --> 01:22:34.329 What do they do with him now? 981 01:22:34.409 --> 01:22:35.747 He'll spend two weeks in the morgue 982 01:22:35.827 --> 01:22:37.947 while they try to figure out who the hell he is, 983 01:22:38.038 --> 01:22:40.958 and when nobody comes to claim the body, because nobody ever does, 984 01:22:41.041 --> 01:22:43.129 the county can pay for a funeral no one'll show up to, 985 01:22:43.209 --> 01:22:45.757 because obviously no one cared about this son of a bitch to begin with. 986 01:22:45.837 --> 01:22:47.877 Hey. 987 01:22:47.964 --> 01:22:49.634 Yeah? 988 01:22:49.716 --> 01:22:50.971 - Don't I know you? - Hey. 989 01:22:51.051 --> 01:22:52.841 - Manny, there you are. - You look familiar. 990 01:22:52.969 --> 01:22:55.259 Are you ready? We are going live in five minutes. 991 01:22:55.347 --> 01:22:57.887 Right this way. Turn around. Right this way. 992 01:22:57.974 --> 01:22:59.229 It's all so exciting, isn't it? 993 01:22:59.309 --> 01:23:01.606 - They're gonna love your story. - Find anything on the cell phone? 994 01:23:01.686 --> 01:23:03.226 They're checking it out right now. 995 01:23:03.313 --> 01:23:06.152 - There she is. - That's the phone? 996 01:23:06.232 --> 01:23:08.072 Stand right here. Don't go anywhere. 997 01:23:15.742 --> 01:23:17.122 It's all right. 998 01:23:17.202 --> 01:23:19.249 - You the father? - Yes. 999 01:23:19.329 --> 01:23:22.617 We found your number in this phone, and there's no I.D. on the body, 1000 01:23:22.707 --> 01:23:25.417 so we just need somebody to identify the body. 1001 01:23:34.927 --> 01:23:36.967 Ready? 1002 01:23:37.055 --> 01:23:39.095 No. No. 1003 01:23:39.182 --> 01:23:40.642 I'm sorry. 1004 01:24:12.674 --> 01:24:15.844 I just wanted to check in, make sure you're okay. You all right? 1005 01:24:15.927 --> 01:24:17.887 This must all be really overwhelming for you, 1006 01:24:17.971 --> 01:24:21.019 so just let me know if you need anything, okay? 1007 01:24:21.099 --> 01:24:23.688 Excuse me. Ma'am, I have something I need to show you. 1008 01:24:23.768 --> 01:24:25.518 Can you come with me? 1009 01:24:25.603 --> 01:24:27.273 Good luck on your interview. 1010 01:24:27.355 --> 01:24:31.525 So they found this phone on the body, and there are these images. 1011 01:24:31.609 --> 01:24:33.569 Manny? Manny, there you are. 1012 01:24:33.653 --> 01:24:34.903 - Do you know... - This is... 1013 01:24:34.988 --> 01:24:36.451 We're going live in just a few seconds. 1014 01:24:36.531 --> 01:24:37.951 - Right this way. - Keep swiping. 1015 01:24:38.074 --> 01:24:39.454 And turn around. Here's the camera. 1016 01:24:39.534 --> 01:24:40.954 Do not go anywhere. 1017 01:24:41.077 --> 01:24:43.457 - You don't know this young man? - No, I don't. 1018 01:24:43.538 --> 01:24:45.618 Look right into it. Your friends are gonna see you. 1019 01:24:45.707 --> 01:24:49.087 Five, four, three, two... 1020 01:24:50.628 --> 01:24:54.052 Thanks, Jonathan. We're here live with the man who we know simply as Manny... 1021 01:24:54.132 --> 01:24:56.680 - Hey! What are you doing, son? - ...a man who stumbled into the backyard 1022 01:24:56.760 --> 01:24:59.470 - of a local Eastborough home... - I'm not Manny. 1023 01:24:59.554 --> 01:25:00.814 And your name? 1024 01:25:02.223 --> 01:25:05.480 - My name is Hank Thompson. - We're here with Hank Thompson... 1025 01:25:05.560 --> 01:25:07.649 And that's Manny. 1026 01:25:07.729 --> 01:25:12.984 He saved my life with his amazing body, and he has these powers, 1027 01:25:13.109 --> 01:25:16.989 and they're the only reason that I'm standing here today, 1028 01:25:17.113 --> 01:25:19.703 - and I will not let them take him away. - Okay. 1029 01:25:22.660 --> 01:25:24.370 Wait. What's going on? 1030 01:25:24.454 --> 01:25:27.124 This is... This is your phone? Why... Why am I in your phone? 1031 01:25:27.207 --> 01:25:28.827 I'm sorry. 1032 01:25:28.917 --> 01:25:33.457 You just seemed really happy, and I wasn't. 1033 01:25:33.546 --> 01:25:35.716 What the fuck? 1034 01:25:35.799 --> 01:25:37.049 Hey, buddy. 1035 01:25:37.133 --> 01:25:39.639 Hank, what are you trying to do to me? What would your mother think? 1036 01:25:39.719 --> 01:25:41.639 I think she'd be happy somebody loves me. 1037 01:25:41.721 --> 01:25:44.221 Hank. Hank! That's a dead body. 1038 01:25:44.307 --> 01:25:48.437 - What are you, retarded? - Dad, don't say that word. 1039 01:25:54.859 --> 01:25:57.859 No! Manny! 1040 01:25:57.946 --> 01:25:59.776 Manny, where are you? 1041 01:26:00.824 --> 01:26:02.871 Crissie? Crissie! 1042 01:26:02.951 --> 01:26:04.491 Crissie! 1043 01:26:06.037 --> 01:26:07.997 - Sorry, bud. - Sir! 1044 01:26:10.458 --> 01:26:12.088 Sir! Stop! 1045 01:26:12.168 --> 01:26:13.668 - Hank! - Crissie! 1046 01:26:13.753 --> 01:26:15.633 Crissie, come out right now! 1047 01:26:18.424 --> 01:26:20.013 Sir, where are you going? 1048 01:26:20.093 --> 01:26:21.433 I got you. 1049 01:26:23.096 --> 01:26:25.096 Come on. Stay with me. 1050 01:26:25.181 --> 01:26:27.228 I won't let them take you away. 1051 01:26:27.308 --> 01:26:32.650 I won't let them take you to some morgue and bury you in some unmarked grave. 1052 01:26:32.730 --> 01:26:35.940 Please, I just need you to wake up! 1053 01:26:36.943 --> 01:26:38.193 Hank! 1054 01:26:38.278 --> 01:26:40.698 - Crissie! - Crissie! 1055 01:26:40.780 --> 01:26:42.070 Hank, where are you? 1056 01:26:44.659 --> 01:26:47.289 Sir, stop! 1057 01:26:47.370 --> 01:26:49.750 Sir, you've gotta get out of the river. 1058 01:26:53.042 --> 01:26:54.502 What is this? 1059 01:26:58.798 --> 01:27:01.218 Oh, fuck. They're gonna see everything. 1060 01:27:02.719 --> 01:27:04.509 Crissie! 1061 01:27:39.047 --> 01:27:41.417 I really screwed you up, didn't I? 1062 01:27:41.507 --> 01:27:43.837 I'm sorry. 1063 01:27:43.927 --> 01:27:48.809 I just wanted to give you all the things in life that everyone else gets to have 1064 01:27:48.890 --> 01:27:54.060 and all the things I thought I didn't deserve to have till I met you. 1065 01:27:55.521 --> 01:27:57.771 And they might laugh at us. 1066 01:27:57.857 --> 01:28:00.067 They might call us names, 1067 01:28:00.151 --> 01:28:04.111 and they might think we're weird, but it doesn't matter what they think. 1068 01:28:04.197 --> 01:28:06.867 Just please... 1069 01:28:06.950 --> 01:28:08.910 don't die. 1070 01:28:10.286 --> 01:28:12.156 Hey. 1071 01:28:15.291 --> 01:28:17.381 You made all that? 1072 01:28:19.587 --> 01:28:21.127 Yes. 1073 01:28:23.174 --> 01:28:24.971 Yes. 1074 01:28:25.051 --> 01:28:26.721 We did it... 1075 01:28:26.803 --> 01:28:28.183 together. 1076 01:28:29.222 --> 01:28:31.682 And we sang, and we danced... 1077 01:28:31.766 --> 01:28:33.016 Oh, my God. 1078 01:28:33.101 --> 01:28:35.021 ...and it was beautiful. 1079 01:28:37.188 --> 01:28:38.978 I wish you all could have been there. 1080 01:28:40.149 --> 01:28:43.069 I wish you all could have seen it. 1081 01:28:45.822 --> 01:28:48.202 We just have to show them. 1082 01:29:12.849 --> 01:29:14.179 What the fuck? 1083 01:29:15.977 --> 01:29:17.227 Wait. 1084 01:29:17.353 --> 01:29:19.403 Oh, Jesus. 1085 01:29:26.738 --> 01:29:28.568 It was me. 1086 01:29:30.283 --> 01:29:31.533 I did it. 1087 01:29:39.208 --> 01:29:41.248 All right, let's go. 1088 01:29:41.377 --> 01:29:43.297 Manny. 1089 01:29:43.379 --> 01:29:44.839 Come on. 1090 01:29:48.009 --> 01:29:50.049 Manny. 1091 01:30:00.396 --> 01:30:02.606 Come on. 1092 01:30:04.317 --> 01:30:06.397 All right, man, that's enough, okay? 1093 01:30:06.486 --> 01:30:08.906 - That wasn't me. - What? 1094 01:31:23.271 --> 01:31:25.151 What the fuck? 1095 01:32:00.516 --> 01:32:04.476 # Restless # 1096 01:32:04.562 --> 01:32:10.112 # Walking 'round restless # 1097 01:32:10.193 --> 01:32:15.363 # It's such a good night, man # 1098 01:32:15.448 --> 01:32:19.198 # For being alone # 1099 01:32:22.538 --> 01:32:25.708 # Interest # 1100 01:32:25.791 --> 01:32:31.921 # Nothing but interest # 1101 01:32:32.006 --> 01:32:36.006 # I think I lost it # 1102 01:32:37.386 --> 01:32:40.846 # Forever ago # 1103 01:32:43.476 --> 01:32:46.306 # Is there any way # 1104 01:32:46.395 --> 01:32:49.855 # To get out of here? # 1105 01:32:49.941 --> 01:32:53.401 # Out there # 1106 01:32:53.486 --> 01:32:58.736 # Further than distance # 1107 01:32:58.824 --> 01:33:04.124 # There is an instance # 1108 01:33:04.205 --> 01:33:08.035 # Searching for home # 1109 01:33:11.045 --> 01:33:14.755 # I'll try # 1110 01:33:14.840 --> 01:33:19.220 # Try to believe it # 1111 01:33:20.221 --> 01:33:25.521 # Try to conceive it # 1112 01:33:25.601 --> 01:33:29.611 # By using your bone # 1113 01:33:31.816 --> 01:33:38.486 # There's gotta be a way to get out of here # 1114 01:33:38.614 --> 01:33:41.744 # Restless # 1115 01:33:41.826 --> 01:33:46.286 # How are you breathless? # 1116 01:33:47.373 --> 01:33:52.548 # Tired, but restless # 1117 01:33:52.628 --> 01:33:56.418 # The lacking of tone # 1118 01:33:59.427 --> 01:34:03.217 # Heartless # 1119 01:34:03.306 --> 01:34:07.726 # How were you heartless? # 1120 01:34:09.061 --> 01:34:13.861 # I see your sadness # 1121 01:34:13.941 --> 01:34:17.651 # And make it my own # 1122 01:34:20.156 --> 01:34:22.986 # There's gotta be a better way # 1123 01:34:23.075 --> 01:34:27.245 # To get out of here. # 1124 01:35:31.352 --> 01:35:35.232 # Where did you come from? # 1125 01:35:35.314 --> 01:35:36.902 # Where did you go? # 1126 01:35:36.982 --> 01:35:38.652 # Where did you go? # 1127 01:35:38.734 --> 01:35:41.282 # Where did you come from? # 1128 01:35:41.362 --> 01:35:44.282 # Where did you go? # 1129 01:35:44.365 --> 01:35:47.655 # Where did you come from? # 1130 01:35:47.743 --> 01:35:50.413 # Where did you go? # 1131 01:35:50.496 --> 01:35:53.996 # Where did you come from? # 1132 01:35:54.083 --> 01:35:57.003 # Where did you go? # 1133 01:35:57.086 --> 01:36:00.126 # Where did you come from? # 1134 01:36:00.214 --> 01:36:01.924 # Where did you go? # 1135 01:36:03.551 --> 01:36:06.349 # Where did you come from? # 1135 01:36:07.305 --> 01:36:13.633 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/gzt Help other users to choose the best subtitles